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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:54,444 --> 00:02:55,745 SHHH! 2 00:04:23,432 --> 00:04:25,668 OK, FELLOWS, LISTEN UP. 3 00:04:25,735 --> 00:04:27,937 LET'S LISTEN UP! 4 00:04:29,838 --> 00:04:33,309 I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ATTITUDE. 5 00:04:33,376 --> 00:04:35,277 I REALLY DON'T. 6 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:39,815 OK, THINGS HAVEN'T EXACTLY BEEN EASY FOR US RECENTLY. 7 00:04:39,882 --> 00:04:41,818 HEY, I KNOW THAT, 8 00:04:41,885 --> 00:04:45,788 BUT LET'S REMEMBER ONE THING-- WEE A TEAM. 9 00:04:45,855 --> 00:04:47,790 I LOVE YOU GUYS. 10 00:04:47,857 --> 00:04:49,958 LET'S ALL WORK TOGETHER. 11 00:04:50,025 --> 00:04:52,795 TONIGHT'S MATCH COULD BE OUR BREAKTHROUGH. 12 00:04:52,862 --> 00:04:54,697 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 13 00:04:54,764 --> 00:04:57,366 GO FUCK YOURSELF. 14 00:04:57,433 --> 00:04:59,235 WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU? 15 00:04:59,302 --> 00:05:01,637 WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR? 16 00:05:01,704 --> 00:05:04,673 WE LOST IT THREE WEEKS AGO, 17 00:05:04,740 --> 00:05:07,676 THE LAST TIME WE GOT PAID. 18 00:05:07,743 --> 00:05:10,747 OUR LAST PROMOTER WAS MUGGED. 19 00:05:10,813 --> 00:05:12,649 HE WASN'T MUGGED, MAN. 20 00:05:12,715 --> 00:05:14,651 HE CONNED YOU. 21 00:05:14,717 --> 00:05:17,687 JACK McGIVER WILL BE HERE TONIGHT 22 00:05:17,754 --> 00:05:19,154 WITH THE MONEY. 23 00:05:19,221 --> 00:05:20,689 HE'D BETTER BE. 24 00:05:20,756 --> 00:05:23,193 LET'S HAVE A GOOD WORKOUT. 25 00:05:23,259 --> 00:05:26,195 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD WORKOUT 26 00:05:26,262 --> 00:05:29,132 IF IT BIT YOU ON YOUR ASS. 27 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:31,633 WE NEED A REAL COACH! 28 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:34,137 THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE. 29 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,105 GET OUT THERE! 30 00:05:36,172 --> 00:05:37,973 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 31 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,276 LESS SMOKING, MORE SKATING, DIESEL. 32 00:05:40,343 --> 00:05:42,111 VERY ATTRACTIVE HABIT. 33 00:05:42,178 --> 00:05:44,146 COME ON, THAT'S RIGHT. 34 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:46,115 COME ON, PEE WEE. 35 00:05:46,181 --> 00:05:47,684 GOOD HUSTLING. 36 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,059 THIS YOUR TEAM? 37 00:05:57,126 --> 00:05:59,061 YEAH. PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 38 00:05:59,128 --> 00:06:02,498 WHERE ARE THEY PLAYING? 39 00:06:02,565 --> 00:06:04,500 THEY'RE PLAYING RIGHT HERE. 40 00:06:04,566 --> 00:06:05,835 NO. 41 00:06:05,901 --> 00:06:06,902 NO. 42 00:06:06,969 --> 00:06:10,006 NOT TONIGHT OR ANY OTHER NIGHT. 43 00:06:10,072 --> 00:06:11,507 WE'RE CLOSED. 44 00:06:11,574 --> 00:06:14,009 THIS PLACE GETS DEMOLISHED TOMORROW. 45 00:06:14,076 --> 00:06:16,012 I'M KICKING YOU OUT. 46 00:06:16,078 --> 00:06:18,013 JACK McGIVER SAID-- 47 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,015 McGIVER? THAT CROOK? 48 00:06:20,082 --> 00:06:22,017 YOU BEEN HAD, BUDDY. 49 00:06:22,084 --> 00:06:24,454 NOW, GO ON. BEAT IT. 50 00:06:25,988 --> 00:06:27,923 GOOD WORK, PEE WEE! 51 00:06:27,990 --> 00:06:30,894 THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE. 52 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,428 GOOD ATTITUDE. 53 00:06:32,494 --> 00:06:33,463 OK! 54 00:06:35,498 --> 00:06:38,434 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS. KEEP IT UP. 55 00:06:38,501 --> 00:06:40,336 THAT'S THE WAY. 56 00:06:40,403 --> 00:06:42,405 THAT'S IT! STOP! 57 00:06:42,472 --> 00:06:44,440 GET OUT OF HERE! 58 00:06:44,507 --> 00:06:46,442 VACATE THE PREMISES. 59 00:06:46,509 --> 00:06:48,478 IT'S TIME TO LEAVE. 60 00:06:53,415 --> 00:06:56,886 OUT OF MY WAY! WHERE IS HE? 61 00:06:56,952 --> 00:07:00,423 RANGELOFF, WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU! 62 00:07:02,392 --> 00:07:04,360 SON OF A BITCH! 63 00:07:07,863 --> 00:07:09,798 [HORNS HONK] 64 00:07:09,865 --> 00:07:11,367 COME ON! 65 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:28,217 GOOD MORNING, MR. LATIMER. 66 00:07:28,284 --> 00:07:29,752 YOU'RE LATE. 67 00:07:29,819 --> 00:07:31,253 ENGINE TROUBLE. 68 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,256 SORRY TO HEAR YOUR DAUGHTER'S MISSING. 69 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:36,259 MISSING, HELL. KIDNAPED. 70 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:39,228 WOULD YOU GIVE ME SOME DETAILS? 71 00:07:39,295 --> 00:07:41,763 CAN'T. GOT A BOARD MEETING. 72 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:44,300 GET IT FROM THE FBI. 73 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:55,211 HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY WAS IN THAT SAFE? 74 00:07:55,278 --> 00:07:57,713 NO ONE GETS THIS RICH 75 00:07:57,779 --> 00:08:00,215 WITHOUT KNOWING WHERE EVERY NICKEL IS. 76 00:08:00,282 --> 00:08:03,419 POLICE CHIEF NORRIS, DEPUTY DUNAWAY. 77 00:08:03,486 --> 00:08:04,820 ORMOND, FBI. 78 00:08:04,887 --> 00:08:06,822 WHAT DO YOU KNOW, CHIEF? 79 00:08:06,889 --> 00:08:08,558 NOTHING MUCH. YOU? 80 00:08:08,624 --> 00:08:11,127 I MEAN ABOUT THE CASE. 81 00:08:11,193 --> 00:08:12,661 HUH? 82 00:08:12,728 --> 00:08:14,663 I'LL FILL YOU IN. 83 00:08:14,730 --> 00:08:17,633 SOME TIME BETWEEN 11:00 LAST NIGHT 84 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,668 AND 7:00 THIS MORNING, 85 00:08:19,735 --> 00:08:21,570 RANDALL LATIMER'S ONLY CHILD, 86 00:08:21,637 --> 00:08:24,073 28-YEAR-OLD GEORGIANA LATIMER, 87 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:26,074 DISAPPEARED FROM THIS HOUSE 88 00:08:26,141 --> 00:08:29,077 WITH AN UNSPECIFIED AMOUNT OF MONEY, 89 00:08:29,144 --> 00:08:31,080 PRESUMABLY A LARGE AMOUNT, 90 00:08:31,147 --> 00:08:34,617 JUDGING BY THE SIZE OF THAT SAFE. 91 00:08:37,153 --> 00:08:39,122 HE TURNED THE CORNER! 92 00:08:39,188 --> 00:08:41,724 ♪ ROUND, ROUND, GET AROUND, I GET AROUND ♪ 93 00:08:41,791 --> 00:08:43,526 ♪ YEAH, GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND ♪ 94 00:08:43,593 --> 00:08:44,727 ♪ I GET AROUND ♪ 95 00:08:44,794 --> 00:08:46,062 ♪ I GET AROUND ♪ 96 00:08:46,128 --> 00:08:47,462 ♪ GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND, I GET AROUND ♪ 97 00:08:47,529 --> 00:08:49,032 ♪ ALL OVER TOWN ♪ 98 00:08:49,098 --> 00:08:50,832 ♪ GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND, I GET AROUND ♪ 99 00:08:50,899 --> 00:08:52,635 ♪ I'M A REAL COOL HEAD ♪ 100 00:08:52,701 --> 00:08:54,436 ♪ GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND, I GET AROUND ♪ 101 00:08:54,503 --> 00:08:56,072 ♪ I'M MAKIN' REAL GOOD BREAD ♪ 102 00:08:56,138 --> 00:08:57,840 ♪ GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND, I GET AROUND ♪ 103 00:08:57,907 --> 00:08:59,175 ♪ I'M GETTIN' BUGGED ♪ 104 00:08:59,241 --> 00:09:01,777 ♪ DRIVIN' UP AND DOWN THE SAME OLD STRIP ♪ 105 00:09:01,844 --> 00:09:03,212 ♪ I GOTTA FIND A NEW PLACE ♪ 106 00:09:03,278 --> 00:09:05,314 ♪ WHERE THE GIRLS ARE HIP ♪ 107 00:09:08,384 --> 00:09:09,718 ♪ MY BUDDIES AND ME ♪ 108 00:09:09,785 --> 00:09:11,420 ♪ ARE GETTIN' REAL WELL KNOWN ♪ 109 00:09:11,487 --> 00:09:13,255 ♪ YEAH, THE BAD GUYS KNOW US ♪ 110 00:09:13,322 --> 00:09:14,723 ♪ AND THEY LEAVE US ALONE ♪ 111 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:16,059 ♪ I GET AROUND ♪ 112 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:17,426 ♪ GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND, I GET AROUND ♪ 113 00:09:17,493 --> 00:09:18,961 ♪ ALL OVER TOWN ♪ 114 00:09:19,027 --> 00:09:20,729 ♪ GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND, I GET AROUND ♪ 115 00:09:20,796 --> 00:09:22,031 ♪ I'M A REAL COOL HEAD ♪ 116 00:09:22,097 --> 00:09:23,899 ♪ GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND, I GET AROUND ♪ 117 00:09:23,966 --> 00:09:25,368 ♪ I'M MAKIN' REAL GOOD BREAD ♪ 118 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,469 ♪ GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND, I GET AROUND ♪ 119 00:09:27,536 --> 00:09:28,604 ♪ I GET AROUND ♪ 120 00:09:28,671 --> 00:09:29,905 ♪ ROUND ♪ 121 00:09:29,972 --> 00:09:32,175 ♪ GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND, ROUND ♪♪ 122 00:09:34,010 --> 00:09:35,511 WHICH WAY? 123 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:40,450 HELLO. 124 00:09:44,687 --> 00:09:46,855 I'M THE DISTRICT SALES REPRESENTATIVE 125 00:09:46,922 --> 00:09:48,857 FOR GLIDE-AWAY SKATES. 126 00:09:48,924 --> 00:09:50,893 WE'RE TRYING TO DRAMATIZE-- 127 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,394 OH, MY GOD. 128 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,394 ■■ 129 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,363 YOU HAVE A GUN! 130 00:09:54,430 --> 00:09:55,865 DON'T SHOOT. 131 00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:57,900 OK, THE TRUTH. 132 00:09:57,967 --> 00:10:01,904 FIVE WOMEN ON ROLLER SKATES ARE AFTER ME. 133 00:10:01,971 --> 00:10:03,706 FIVE WOMEN AFTER YOU? 134 00:10:03,773 --> 00:10:05,374 I SWEAR TO GOD. 135 00:10:05,441 --> 00:10:08,911 IT'S TOO CRAZY TO BE A LIE. 136 00:10:08,978 --> 00:10:10,412 FIVE? 137 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,881 YOU MUST BE GOOD. 138 00:10:12,948 --> 00:10:14,951 RANGELOFF, YOU CREEP! 139 00:10:15,017 --> 00:10:18,821 COULD WE CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION INSIDE? 140 00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:20,856 WHERE ARE YOU? 141 00:10:20,923 --> 00:10:22,825 YOU READ MY MIND. 142 00:10:22,892 --> 00:10:25,394 RANGELOFF, WE'LL GET YOU! 143 00:10:28,664 --> 00:10:31,366 MR. LATIMER SAYS SHE WAS KIDNAPED. 144 00:10:31,433 --> 00:10:33,335 WHOEVER HEARD OF KIDNAPERS 145 00:10:33,402 --> 00:10:35,370 TAKING THE RANSOM FIRST? 146 00:10:35,437 --> 00:10:37,339 THAT'S WHAT BOTHERS ME. 147 00:10:37,406 --> 00:10:39,508 DUNAWAY, ARE YOU LISTENING? 148 00:10:39,575 --> 00:10:41,410 TAKE SOME NOTES! 149 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:52,755 I LIVE CLOSE BY. 150 00:10:52,822 --> 00:10:56,291 DO YOU MIND IF I GO HOME NOW? 151 00:10:56,358 --> 00:10:59,028 TAKE YOUR TIME. WE'LL BE HERE. 152 00:10:59,095 --> 00:11:00,596 GOOD DEAL. 153 00:11:03,799 --> 00:11:05,268 COME ON! 154 00:11:20,216 --> 00:11:22,185 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 155 00:11:24,719 --> 00:11:25,621 OH. 156 00:11:25,687 --> 00:11:26,689 OHH! 157 00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:33,128 DIDN'T KNOW I COULD HOLD MY BREATH THAT LONG, 158 00:11:33,195 --> 00:11:34,530 DID YOU? 159 00:11:34,596 --> 00:11:35,664 NO. 160 00:11:35,731 --> 00:11:38,167 I CAN HOLD IT LONGER. 161 00:11:38,234 --> 00:11:41,871 IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK MY HUSBAND. 162 00:11:41,938 --> 00:11:44,873 YOUR HUSBAND? WHAT'S HE DO? 163 00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:46,909 HE'S CHIEF OF POLICE. 164 00:11:46,975 --> 00:11:49,111 OH! 165 00:11:51,113 --> 00:11:52,080 DON'T WORRY. 166 00:11:52,147 --> 00:11:55,117 HE NEVER COMES HOME TILL DARK. 167 00:12:18,006 --> 00:12:18,974 ESTELLE! 168 00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:20,976 OH, DEAR. 169 00:12:21,043 --> 00:12:22,445 IT'S HIM. 170 00:12:22,511 --> 00:12:23,479 HIM? 171 00:12:23,546 --> 00:12:24,980 HIM, WHO? 172 00:12:25,047 --> 00:12:26,482 MY HUSBAND. 173 00:12:26,548 --> 00:12:28,750 YOUR HUSBAND? 174 00:12:28,817 --> 00:12:30,519 ESTELLE! 175 00:12:32,521 --> 00:12:34,523 SHE'S AT IT AGAIN. 176 00:12:36,024 --> 00:12:37,959 YOU STAY HERE. 177 00:12:38,026 --> 00:12:39,929 ESTELLE! 178 00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:42,932 ESTELLE! 179 00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:46,435 [CRASH] 180 00:12:57,579 --> 00:12:59,448 WHOSE SKATE IS THIS? 181 00:13:00,882 --> 00:13:02,684 THE PLUMBER'S. 182 00:13:02,751 --> 00:13:04,353 THE PLUMBER'S SON. 183 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:07,323 THE TUB DRAIN WAS STOPPED UP, 184 00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:10,759 AND HE SKATED OVER TO FIX IT. 185 00:13:10,826 --> 00:13:13,729 YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT? 186 00:13:13,795 --> 00:13:15,764 THERE YOU GO, MA'AM. 187 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:18,267 I DON'T THINK YOU'LL HAVE 188 00:13:18,334 --> 00:13:21,603 ANY MORE PROBLEMS WITH THAT DRAIN. 189 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,639 NOW, CHIEF, UH... 190 00:13:26,842 --> 00:13:29,945 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE HAD A ROUGH DAY. 191 00:13:30,012 --> 00:13:33,282 DON'T THINK THAT FRONTAL NUDITY, SEEMING PROXIMITY 192 00:13:33,349 --> 00:13:34,750 CONSTITUTE EVIDENCE-- 193 00:13:34,817 --> 00:13:36,251 BEND OVER. 194 00:13:36,318 --> 00:13:37,419 SORRY? 195 00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:39,922 TURN AROUND AND BEND OVER. 196 00:13:39,989 --> 00:13:41,256 FINE. 197 00:13:41,323 --> 00:13:42,825 THAT'S FINE. 198 00:13:44,493 --> 00:13:45,527 [CLICK] 199 00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:47,262 ONE FALSE MOVE, 200 00:13:47,329 --> 00:13:50,365 AND YOU'LL GET A .38 ENEMA. 201 00:13:50,432 --> 00:13:52,734 THAT'S FINE, TOO. 202 00:13:52,801 --> 00:13:54,804 THAT'S GOOD WORK, FEENY. 203 00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:56,339 OVER AND OUT. 204 00:13:57,873 --> 00:14:00,742 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HAVING FUN. 205 00:14:00,809 --> 00:14:04,246 FINALLY GOT A MAKE ON YOU, RANGELOFF. 206 00:14:04,313 --> 00:14:06,715 HOW? I'VE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED. 207 00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:09,151 YOU LIVED WITH A GUY 208 00:14:09,218 --> 00:14:12,655 WITH A MILE-LONG RECORD WITH BUNKO-- 209 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:16,659 ROBERT STURDEVENT, ALIAS BOB STURDY, ALIAS STU ROBINSON. 210 00:14:16,726 --> 00:14:18,760 HOW ABOUT CENTURY MILESTONE? 211 00:14:18,827 --> 00:14:21,129 CENTURY? I DON'T KNOW HIM. 212 00:14:21,196 --> 00:14:23,131 YEAH, I BET. 213 00:14:23,198 --> 00:14:25,634 PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON. 214 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:26,702 HOW? 215 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:37,546 I KNOW MY RIGHTS. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 216 00:14:37,612 --> 00:14:41,617 AFTER WHAT YOU DONE, I CAN DO ANYTHING. 217 00:14:45,154 --> 00:14:48,958 "KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN-- CENTURY." 218 00:14:49,024 --> 00:14:50,626 GIVE ME THAT. ■ 219 00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:03,538 OOH! OW! 220 00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:05,941 HEY. YOU ALL RIGHT? 221 00:15:06,007 --> 00:15:07,943 COME HERE. 222 00:15:08,009 --> 00:15:09,979 COME HERE. 223 00:15:10,045 --> 00:15:13,015 LET ME SEE WHAT THIS IS. 224 00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:17,953 I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO BE FATAL. 225 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,822 YOU BETTER STOP CRYING. 226 00:15:19,889 --> 00:15:22,858 HEY, MISS, TAKE OUR PICTURE, PLEASE? 227 00:15:24,025 --> 00:15:25,961 GET YOUR PICTURE TOOK. 228 00:15:26,027 --> 00:15:27,496 HOW'S THAT, HUH? 229 00:15:27,563 --> 00:15:28,997 OK, LET'S GO. 230 00:15:29,064 --> 00:15:30,032 [CLICK] 231 00:15:33,569 --> 00:15:36,405 NEXT TIME YOU REACH FOR ANYTHING, 232 00:15:36,472 --> 00:15:38,373 I'LL PISTOL-WHIP YOU. 233 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,909 NOW GET DRESSED. 234 00:15:40,976 --> 00:15:43,879 TRY DOWN HERE ONE MORE TIME. 235 00:15:43,946 --> 00:15:45,413 I'M TIRED. 236 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,882 SHUT UP, PEE WEE. 237 00:15:46,948 --> 00:15:48,917 CHIEF, LOOK AT THAT. 238 00:15:48,984 --> 00:15:50,453 LOOK OUT! 239 00:15:54,957 --> 00:15:56,425 SORRY. 240 00:15:56,492 --> 00:15:58,893 COME ON. LET'S STOP HIM. 241 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,695 DUNAWAY! 242 00:16:00,762 --> 00:16:04,600 WHERE DID THAT GUY COME FROM? 243 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:06,902 HEY, YOU! GET OUT OF MY WAY! 244 00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:09,271 THAT'S ALL WE NEED-- 245 00:16:09,338 --> 00:16:12,240 GET HIT BY A POLICE CAR. 246 00:16:12,307 --> 00:16:14,242 WHAT'S THIS COFFIN CRAP? 247 00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:19,280 LET'S PUT THE MONEY IN A SUITCASE AND GO T.W.A. 248 00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:21,283 YOUR PICTURE'S EVERYWHERE. 249 00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:23,285 WIDOWS AREN'T ASKED QUESTIONS. 250 00:16:23,351 --> 00:16:26,555 WE'RE SAFE ONCE WE'RE ON THE TRAIN. 251 00:16:26,622 --> 00:16:28,357 ♪ ROUND, ROUND, GET AROUND ♪ 252 00:16:28,424 --> 00:16:29,624 ♪ I GET AROUND ♪ 253 00:16:29,691 --> 00:16:31,660 ♪ YEAH, GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND ♪ 254 00:16:31,727 --> 00:16:32,828 ♪ I GET AROUND ♪ 255 00:16:32,895 --> 00:16:34,130 ♪ I GET AROUND ♪ 256 00:16:34,196 --> 00:16:35,697 ♪ GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND, I GET AROUND ♪ 257 00:16:35,764 --> 00:16:37,299 ♪ ALL OVER TOWN ♪ 258 00:16:37,365 --> 00:16:38,800 ♪ GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND, I GET AROUND ♪ 259 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,102 ♪ I'M A REAL COOL HEAD ♪ 260 00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:41,703 ♪ GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND, I GET AROUND ♪ 261 00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:43,205 ♪ I'M MAKIN' REAL GOOD BREAD ♪ 262 00:16:43,271 --> 00:16:45,440 ♪ GET AROUND, ROUND, ROUND, I GET AROUND ♪ 263 00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:46,808 ♪ I'M GETTIN' BUGGED ♪ 264 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,011 ♪ DRIVIN' UP AND DOWN THE SAME OLD STRIP ♪♪ 265 00:16:49,077 --> 00:16:53,549 WHAT WILL THIS GET ME IN A 39 REGULAR? 266 00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:59,688 GET SOME OF THOSE FLAGS DOWN HERE. 267 00:16:59,755 --> 00:17:01,589 WHERE ARE WE FORMING UP? 268 00:17:01,656 --> 00:17:04,593 THAT'S NEW YORK CITY, SIR. 269 00:17:04,659 --> 00:17:07,429 GIVE ME THE FLAGS, WILL YOU? 270 00:17:09,164 --> 00:17:11,600 GET INSIDE. 271 00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:13,636 THERE YOU GO. 272 00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:17,639 ISN'T THE HAT TOO SMALL? 273 00:17:17,706 --> 00:17:20,609 GET A HAIRCUT. WELL, DEAL? 274 00:17:20,675 --> 00:17:24,613 THAT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH CASH YOU'LL GIVE ME, 275 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,081 PLUS THE CLOTHES. 276 00:17:26,147 --> 00:17:27,583 WHO SAID CASH? 277 00:17:27,649 --> 00:17:29,618 THAT'S AN EXPENSIVE WATCH. 278 00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:33,021 LEAVE THE CLOTHES AND WEAR THE WATCH. 279 00:17:33,088 --> 00:17:35,224 TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 280 00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:37,560 I'LL TAKE IT. 281 00:17:39,261 --> 00:17:41,497 DUNAWAY, HE JUST DIDN'T DISAPPEAR. 282 00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:43,998 HE'S GOT TO BE HERE. 283 00:17:44,065 --> 00:17:46,034 HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 284 00:17:46,101 --> 00:17:49,204 CAN'T YOU MAKE THIS THING GO FASTER? 285 00:17:49,271 --> 00:17:53,576 I SAID YOU BE HOME AT 3:00! 286 00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:22,904 WANT TO BUY A BOOK ABOUT GEORGE HARRISON? 287 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,440 I DON'T LIKE THE BEATLES. 288 00:18:25,507 --> 00:18:29,344 THEY CAN'T HAVE A PARADE WITHOUT FLAGS. 289 00:18:29,411 --> 00:18:30,879 WATCH IT! 290 00:18:35,918 --> 00:18:40,556 I'LL GO LOOK FOR THAT FLAG DETAIL. 291 00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:44,827 COME ON. WE DON'T GOT ALL DAY. 292 00:18:44,893 --> 00:18:48,831 I DON'T BELIEVE THE WAY YOU WIN. 293 00:18:48,897 --> 00:18:50,832 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 294 00:18:50,899 --> 00:18:54,336 CARE FOR A LITTLE FLUTTER, SARGE? 295 00:18:54,403 --> 00:18:56,772 AH, NO. CARRY ON. 296 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,144 JESUS! 297 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:04,713 LOOK OUT! MPs! 298 00:19:27,202 --> 00:19:29,171 HOLD IT, SERGEANT. 299 00:19:31,173 --> 00:19:33,509 IS THAT FLAG YOURS? 300 00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:36,679 YEAH. 301 00:19:53,228 --> 00:19:55,597 DON'T RUN, JUST DON'T RUN. 302 00:19:53,228 --> 00:19:55,597 ■ 303 00:20:02,638 --> 00:20:04,039 STOP! 304 00:20:04,105 --> 00:20:08,076 THERE'S FIVE BUCKS FOR YOU IF YOU STOP. 305 00:20:08,143 --> 00:20:09,611 YES, SIR! 306 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,123 HEE-YAA! 307 00:20:25,527 --> 00:20:27,495 I'LL ASK THE OFFICE 308 00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:30,532 TO KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR HER. 309 00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:40,542 [RADIO] ♪ SING OF HAPPY, NOT SAD ♪ 310 00:20:42,377 --> 00:20:44,513 ♪ SING ♪ 311 00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:48,250 ♪ SING A SONG ♪ 312 00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:50,018 ♪ MAKE IT SIMPLE... ♪♪ 313 00:20:50,085 --> 00:20:52,020 OK, I'M MOVING. 314 00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:54,923 THERE'S A SOLDIER ON PLATFORM 3 315 00:20:54,990 --> 00:20:57,459 BESIDE A FLAG-DRAPED COFFIN. 316 00:20:57,525 --> 00:21:00,863 TAKE THIS TO HIM. I'LL PAY YOU. 317 00:21:00,929 --> 00:21:04,399 ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE FLYING TO RENO. 318 00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:06,901 I'M STAYING WITH THE MONEY. 319 00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:09,904 I'LL TAKE CARE OF SOLDIER BOY. 320 00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:12,908 I CAN'T GO TO THE AIRPORT. 321 00:21:12,974 --> 00:21:14,876 THERE ARE COPS THERE. 322 00:21:14,943 --> 00:21:17,412 AIRPORT? IT'S AN EMPTY LOT. 323 00:21:17,479 --> 00:21:20,115 THE PILOT OWES ME A FAVOR. 324 00:21:20,182 --> 00:21:22,317 HURRY UP THERE, BOYS. 325 00:21:22,384 --> 00:21:24,786 WHERE DID THE WIDOW GO? 326 00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:25,821 WHO? 327 00:21:25,888 --> 00:21:27,356 OH, NEVER MIND. 328 00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:29,791 HERE. 329 00:21:29,858 --> 00:21:31,826 WHAT'S THIS? 330 00:21:31,893 --> 00:21:34,329 FROM THE LADY IN BLACK. 331 00:21:34,395 --> 00:21:36,365 NO REPLY REQUESTED. 332 00:21:37,999 --> 00:21:39,834 BOARD! 333 00:21:39,901 --> 00:21:41,870 HELLO, SIR. 334 00:22:17,506 --> 00:22:19,874 I REMEMBER THE OLD PRESIDENTS 335 00:22:19,941 --> 00:22:22,710 BETTER THAN THE NEW ONES-- 336 00:22:22,777 --> 00:22:25,046 GARFIELD, McKINLEY, ROOSEVELT-- 337 00:22:25,113 --> 00:22:28,683 I'M NOT MUCH AFTER 1933. 338 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:33,054 TRY ME BEFORE THAT, AND I'M DEAD ON. 339 00:22:33,121 --> 00:22:35,157 THERE WAS TAFT, McKINLEY, 340 00:22:35,224 --> 00:22:37,158 HERBERT HOOPER-- UH, HOOSIER. 341 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,893 WHATEVER IT WAS. 342 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,197 WOULD YOU MIND IF I JUST WENT-- 343 00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:44,199 I REMEMBER WHEN AMRAIL 344 00:22:44,266 --> 00:22:46,201 TOOK OVER THE RAILROADS. 345 00:22:46,267 --> 00:22:49,071 THEY TRIED TO GIVE ME THE BOOT. 346 00:22:49,137 --> 00:22:51,106 I WAS OVER 65. 347 00:22:51,172 --> 00:22:52,908 I WROTE THE PRESIDENT. 348 00:22:52,975 --> 00:22:54,509 OF THE RAILROAD? 349 00:22:54,575 --> 00:22:56,077 UNITED STATES. 350 00:22:56,144 --> 00:22:58,547 THE RAILROAD PRESIDENT IS DEAD. 351 00:22:58,613 --> 00:23:01,216 BUT HE HAD PROMISED ME 352 00:23:01,282 --> 00:23:04,619 I COULD STAY ON UNTIL I DROPPED. 353 00:23:04,686 --> 00:23:07,522 SO I SAYS, "MR. NICKERSON--" 354 00:23:07,589 --> 00:23:08,556 NIXON? 355 00:23:08,623 --> 00:23:10,525 NIXON, THAT'S HIS NAME. 356 00:23:10,591 --> 00:23:12,527 I SAYS TO HIM, 357 00:23:12,594 --> 00:23:16,198 "A PROMISE IS A PROMISE." 358 00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:19,501 WHEN I GOT HIS LETTER OF COMMENDATION, 359 00:23:19,568 --> 00:23:21,536 NOBODY DARED FIRE ME. 360 00:23:21,603 --> 00:23:23,638 NIXON GAVE YOU A COMMENDATION? 361 00:23:23,705 --> 00:23:25,140 HAD TO. 362 00:23:25,206 --> 00:23:26,474 WHY? 363 00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:30,512 I SENT A XEROXED COPY OF MY LETTER 364 00:23:30,578 --> 00:23:33,482 TO WALTER CRONKITE. 365 00:23:33,548 --> 00:23:38,520 THAT WAR YOU WAS IN, THAT WAS IN CHINA? 366 00:23:38,586 --> 00:23:40,488 CLOSE ENOUGH. 367 00:23:40,555 --> 00:23:41,989 WHO WON? 368 00:23:42,056 --> 00:23:43,291 NOBODY. 369 00:23:43,357 --> 00:23:46,027 YOUR BUDDY IN THAT BOX, 370 00:23:46,094 --> 00:23:47,963 WHAT WAS HIS NAME? 371 00:23:49,998 --> 00:23:51,065 BIDDLECOFF. 372 00:23:51,132 --> 00:23:53,435 CORPORAL LANE BIDDLECOFF. 373 00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:55,470 WHERE DOES HE LIVE? 374 00:23:57,005 --> 00:23:58,906 HIGH RIVER, NEBRASKA. 375 00:23:58,973 --> 00:24:00,942 WE DON'T STOP THERE. 376 00:24:01,009 --> 00:24:02,878 THAT'S TOO BAD. 377 00:24:02,944 --> 00:24:06,881 I'LL GO TO THE STOP BEYOND HIGH RIVER. 378 00:24:06,948 --> 00:24:10,385 THE COFFIN TAG SAYS NEW YORK CITY. 379 00:24:10,451 --> 00:24:11,886 CLOSE ENOUGH. 380 00:24:11,953 --> 00:24:13,388 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 381 00:24:13,455 --> 00:24:15,257 COMING INTO RENO. 382 00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:17,292 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME? 383 00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:18,793 YEAH. 384 00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:21,330 I GOT WORK TO DO. 385 00:24:27,869 --> 00:24:30,305 YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY 386 00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:32,273 FOR THE DINING CAR. 387 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:34,843 I'LL SHOW YOU THE WAY. 388 00:24:35,877 --> 00:24:36,845 SHIT. 389 00:24:41,650 --> 00:24:43,318 YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. 390 00:24:43,384 --> 00:24:45,753 NOW ARRIVING ON TRACK 7, 391 00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:47,755 THE AMRAIL STREAMLINER, 392 00:24:47,822 --> 00:24:49,757 SAN DIEGO FROM OAKLAND. 393 00:24:49,824 --> 00:24:52,794 PASSENGERS WILL DEPART THROUGH GATE 3. 394 00:25:03,238 --> 00:25:04,172 BOBBY! 395 00:25:04,239 --> 00:25:06,742 OH, YOU... 396 00:25:18,186 --> 00:25:19,655 [CLUNK] 397 00:25:21,390 --> 00:25:26,094 [TELEVISION] I ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS IN MY TUB. 398 00:25:26,161 --> 00:25:29,630 HE SAID HE WAS THE PLUMBER'S SON. 399 00:25:29,697 --> 00:25:31,632 AND YOU BELIEVED HIM? 400 00:25:31,699 --> 00:25:34,636 OF COURSE NOT. HE WAS...UNDRESSED 401 00:25:34,702 --> 00:25:37,605 AND HE FORCED YOU TO UNDRESS? 402 00:25:37,672 --> 00:25:40,141 THAT WAS AN UNFOUNDED RUMOR 403 00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:42,144 CIRCULATED BY MY EX-DEPUTY... 404 00:25:51,886 --> 00:25:54,322 WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN? 405 00:25:54,389 --> 00:25:57,325 YOUR PILOT LANDED TWICE FOR DIRECTIONS. 406 00:25:57,391 --> 00:26:00,261 WEREN'T YOU GETTING RID OF HIM? 407 00:26:00,328 --> 00:26:01,596 I AM. 408 00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:05,066 THESE BOOTS SURE HURT. 409 00:26:05,132 --> 00:26:08,536 YOU AIN'T USED TO WEARING THEM THINGS, 410 00:26:08,603 --> 00:26:10,671 NOW ARE YOU? 411 00:26:10,738 --> 00:26:12,440 I'LL SAY IT ONCE. 412 00:26:12,507 --> 00:26:15,476 GET ON THAT TRAIN, YOU'RE DEAD. 413 00:26:15,543 --> 00:26:16,477 WHAT? 414 00:26:16,544 --> 00:26:17,512 DEAD. 415 00:26:19,014 --> 00:26:20,949 [TELEVISION] VICE PRESIDENT AGNEW 416 00:26:21,016 --> 00:26:22,984 TOOK THE OFFENSIVE YESTERDAY 417 00:26:23,051 --> 00:26:25,954 AGAINST REPORTS THAT HE TOOK KICKBACKS 418 00:26:26,021 --> 00:26:27,789 FROM GOVERNMENT CONTRACTORS, 419 00:26:27,855 --> 00:26:30,125 DENOUNCING THE CHARGES AS LIES. 420 00:26:30,192 --> 00:26:31,959 WHAT'S HE DOING? 421 00:26:32,026 --> 00:26:33,962 PROBABLY CALLING HIS MOTHER 422 00:26:34,029 --> 00:26:36,998 TO SAY HE'S CATCHING A LATER TRAIN. 423 00:26:37,064 --> 00:26:39,000 IT'S MICHAEL. 424 00:26:39,067 --> 00:26:40,868 IS CENTURY THERE? 425 00:26:40,935 --> 00:26:42,903 WHERE IS HE? 426 00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:45,406 DON'T GIVE ME THE NUMBER. 427 00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:48,409 I'LL TELL YOU WHERE I AM. 428 00:26:48,476 --> 00:26:50,945 JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN. 429 00:26:51,012 --> 00:26:52,413 BOARD! 430 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,917 AS A COUNTERMOVE TO THE WATERGATE HEARINGS, 431 00:26:55,984 --> 00:26:59,354 H.R. HALDEMAN, WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF, 432 00:26:59,421 --> 00:27:03,991 PROPOSED LEAKING A STORY THAT GEORGE McGOVERN... 433 00:27:04,058 --> 00:27:05,860 SURE SCARED HIM OFF. 434 00:27:05,927 --> 00:27:08,029 ...FATHERED AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD. 435 00:27:08,096 --> 00:27:09,831 SON OF A BITCH! 436 00:27:17,371 --> 00:27:18,773 FBI. 437 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,775 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 438 00:27:20,842 --> 00:27:22,344 HIS SHOES. 439 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,815 DON'T BOARD HERE. IT'S RISKY. 440 00:27:27,882 --> 00:27:29,317 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 441 00:27:29,384 --> 00:27:31,319 I'M NOT LATIMER'S DAUGHTER. 442 00:27:31,385 --> 00:27:34,789 THE PILOT WILL FLY YOU TO OGDEN. 443 00:27:34,856 --> 00:27:36,324 ONCE YOU'RE THERE, 444 00:27:36,391 --> 00:27:39,728 THE MONEY WILL BE IN A BAG. 445 00:27:39,794 --> 00:27:43,230 SOLDIER BOY WILL BE IN A COFFIN. 446 00:27:43,297 --> 00:27:45,734 HOPE MY INFORMERS HELPED. 447 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,104 MY SUSPECT SHOULD BE ON THIS TRAIN. 448 00:28:03,752 --> 00:28:05,653 CAN I HELP YOU? 449 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,589 I'M A CRIPPLE, RIGHT? 450 00:28:07,656 --> 00:28:09,090 WELL, I-- 451 00:28:09,157 --> 00:28:11,559 SERGEANT STUD TO THE RESCUE. 452 00:28:11,626 --> 00:28:13,594 I JUST WANTED TO-- 453 00:28:13,661 --> 00:28:16,097 TO SHOW ME YOUR MUSCLES. 454 00:28:16,164 --> 00:28:17,899 IT'S SUPER FAG. 455 00:28:17,966 --> 00:28:19,401 FORGET IT. 456 00:28:19,467 --> 00:28:21,569 NO, NO, NO, GO AHEAD. 457 00:28:21,636 --> 00:28:23,638 HELP ME. 458 00:28:25,173 --> 00:28:29,610 IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR SOME BASTARD TO RUIN MY LIFE. 459 00:28:29,677 --> 00:28:32,147 WHY SHOULDN'T IT BE YOU? 460 00:28:33,681 --> 00:28:35,150 OH, SIT, SIT. 461 00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:38,653 I'M A MASOCHIST. 462 00:28:41,689 --> 00:28:43,625 IF YOU'RE NOT A FAG, 463 00:28:43,691 --> 00:28:46,661 WHY WAS HE HOLDING YOUR ARM? 464 00:28:48,696 --> 00:28:50,631 DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM. 465 00:28:50,698 --> 00:28:53,601 WHY IS HE STARING AT US THEN? 466 00:28:53,668 --> 00:28:55,670 EVERYONE'S STARING AT US. 467 00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:02,710 YOU WANT TO STARE? 468 00:29:02,777 --> 00:29:05,546 YOU WANT TO STARE AT ME? 469 00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:08,583 I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO STARE AT. 470 00:29:10,585 --> 00:29:12,587 TA-DA! 471 00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:17,259 PEOPLE. 472 00:29:22,597 --> 00:29:25,066 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CIGARETTES, RIGHT? 473 00:29:25,132 --> 00:29:27,068 YOU WON'T FIND ANY, 474 00:29:27,135 --> 00:29:31,072 AND YOU'LL TRY TO BUM ONE FROM ME. 475 00:29:31,139 --> 00:29:33,941 YOU CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE SHIT 476 00:29:34,008 --> 00:29:36,444 AND THEN MOOCH A CIGARETTE. 477 00:29:36,510 --> 00:29:38,146 I DON'T SMOKE. 478 00:29:38,213 --> 00:29:39,580 [GARGLES] 479 00:29:39,647 --> 00:29:41,983 I HAVE AN IDEA. 480 00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:45,486 LET'S TRY TO HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION. 481 00:29:45,553 --> 00:29:47,988 IT'S A LONG TRAIN RIDE. 482 00:29:48,055 --> 00:29:50,491 IF I'M SO FUCKING BORING, 483 00:29:50,558 --> 00:29:53,327 WHY DON'T YOU CATCH A PLANE? 484 00:29:53,394 --> 00:29:57,499 MY BUDDY'S LYING IN A BAGGAGE CAR. 485 00:29:57,565 --> 00:29:59,500 YOUR BUDDY? WOO, WOO! 486 00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:01,669 HE'S A FAGGOT, TOO, RIGHT? 487 00:30:01,735 --> 00:30:03,604 WHAT'S HE DOING THERE, 488 00:30:03,671 --> 00:30:05,439 WAITING FOR THE CONDUCTOR 489 00:30:05,506 --> 00:30:07,442 TO PUNCH HIS TICKET? 490 00:30:07,508 --> 00:30:10,979 HE'S IN A CASKET. CAMBODIA. LAND MINE. 491 00:30:15,149 --> 00:30:17,485 I'M BRINGING HIM HOME. 492 00:30:20,488 --> 00:30:21,956 YOU PRICK. 493 00:30:22,022 --> 00:30:25,960 NOW I FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT. 494 00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:28,462 YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE, 495 00:30:28,529 --> 00:30:31,432 JUST LIKE RORY USED TO DO. 496 00:30:31,499 --> 00:30:33,367 I'M SORRY, REALLY. 497 00:30:33,434 --> 00:30:35,336 I KNOW MY FAULTS. 498 00:30:35,402 --> 00:30:39,340 RORY REMINDED ME OF THEM FOR TWO YEARS. 499 00:30:39,406 --> 00:30:41,376 SO WHY DID I MARRY HIM? 500 00:30:41,443 --> 00:30:43,344 I'M AN ACTRESS. 501 00:30:43,410 --> 00:30:45,346 ACTRESSES SHOULD STAY VULNERABLE. 502 00:30:45,413 --> 00:30:47,381 RORY'S AN ACTOR, TOO? 503 00:30:47,448 --> 00:30:48,850 MALE MODEL. 504 00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:51,819 PACO RABANNE SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME. 505 00:30:51,886 --> 00:30:53,388 WHO'S HE? 506 00:30:53,455 --> 00:30:54,889 IT'S A COLOGNE. 507 00:30:54,955 --> 00:30:57,792 HE HAD A GALLON OF IT. 508 00:30:57,858 --> 00:30:59,327 DEAD GIVEAWAY, 509 00:30:59,394 --> 00:31:02,630 THAT AND THE OPEN-MESH JOCKEY SHORTS. 510 00:31:02,697 --> 00:31:04,265 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 511 00:31:06,267 --> 00:31:08,236 DON'T LAUGH. 512 00:31:08,303 --> 00:31:10,772 STANDISH LOGAN. 513 00:31:12,941 --> 00:31:14,576 I LIKE IT. 514 00:31:14,642 --> 00:31:16,244 OH, BULLSHIT. 515 00:31:16,311 --> 00:31:19,247 BUT IT'S A GOOD NAME PROFESSIONALLY. 516 00:31:19,314 --> 00:31:20,714 IT'S ARRESTING. 517 00:31:20,781 --> 00:31:23,718 YOU ACT ON STAGE OR MOVIES? 518 00:31:23,784 --> 00:31:25,754 STRICTLY THE BOOB TUBE. 519 00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:28,723 I DID A MOD SQUAD LAST YEAR. 520 00:31:28,789 --> 00:31:31,192 NOBODY SAW IT. FUCKING PLAY-OFFS. 521 00:31:31,259 --> 00:31:34,195 MY AGENT SAID HE SAW IT, 522 00:31:34,261 --> 00:31:36,664 BUT HE'S FULL OF SHIT. 523 00:31:36,731 --> 00:31:38,199 HOLLYWOOD. 524 00:31:38,266 --> 00:31:40,067 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 525 00:31:40,134 --> 00:31:42,737 MICHAEL RANGELOFF. 526 00:31:42,803 --> 00:31:46,207 I LIKE THE FIRST NAME. 527 00:31:46,274 --> 00:31:48,243 THE SECOND ONE... 528 00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:54,682 ARE YOU HUNGRY? NEITHER AM I. 529 00:31:54,749 --> 00:31:56,717 SOME WOMEN GORGE THEMSELVES 530 00:31:56,784 --> 00:31:58,552 WHEN THEY GET DIVORCED. 531 00:31:58,619 --> 00:32:00,054 I COULDN'T. 532 00:32:00,121 --> 00:32:03,557 WHAT HE DID MAKES ME THROW UP. 533 00:32:03,624 --> 00:32:06,261 TAKE ME TO THE BAGGAGE CAR 534 00:32:06,327 --> 00:32:08,228 TO SEE YOUR FRIEND. 535 00:32:08,295 --> 00:32:10,365 IT'S JUST A SEALED CASKET 536 00:32:10,431 --> 00:32:12,333 WITH A FLAG OVER IT. 537 00:32:12,399 --> 00:32:15,036 I'D LIKE TO SEE IT. 538 00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:16,371 WHY? 539 00:32:16,437 --> 00:32:18,372 IF I KNEW WHY, 540 00:32:18,439 --> 00:32:20,574 I'D CHANGE MY MIND. 541 00:32:20,641 --> 00:32:22,076 PLEASE? 542 00:32:22,142 --> 00:32:23,611 OK. 543 00:32:28,682 --> 00:32:30,018 TICKETS! 544 00:32:35,690 --> 00:32:37,025 OH, HOWDY. 545 00:32:38,526 --> 00:32:39,527 TICKETS. 546 00:32:42,230 --> 00:32:44,498 THIS IS FOR A ROOMETTE. 547 00:32:44,565 --> 00:32:47,435 I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE IT IS. 548 00:32:59,447 --> 00:33:01,416 STANDISH, PLEASE DON'T CRY. 549 00:33:03,951 --> 00:33:06,888 LOOK, I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY-- 550 00:33:06,955 --> 00:33:08,856 SON OF A BITCH. 551 00:33:08,923 --> 00:33:10,892 WHO, ME? 552 00:33:10,958 --> 00:33:14,395 YOU HAD TO BE TELLING THE TRUTH. 553 00:33:14,462 --> 00:33:16,397 HE'S HERE, ALL RIGHT. 554 00:33:16,464 --> 00:33:19,400 I WAS HOPING YOU WERE LYING, 555 00:33:19,467 --> 00:33:21,369 THAT THERE WASN'T ANY COFFIN. 556 00:33:21,435 --> 00:33:23,504 ARE YOU A HERO, TOO? 557 00:33:23,570 --> 00:33:24,505 NO. 558 00:33:24,572 --> 00:33:26,307 JESUS, MICHAEL. 559 00:33:26,374 --> 00:33:27,775 OH, DON'T... 560 00:33:27,842 --> 00:33:29,310 I'M SORRY. 561 00:33:29,377 --> 00:33:32,813 I'VE JUST NEVER KNOWN ANYBODY LIKE YOU. 562 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,217 ALL THE GUYS I KNOW ARE JERKS, 563 00:33:36,283 --> 00:33:40,855 LIKE RORY AND MY LOUSY MANAGER. 564 00:33:40,922 --> 00:33:42,823 OH, COME ON. 565 00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:46,794 HE TRIED TO TAKE 50% OF MY UNEMPLOYMENT. 566 00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:48,329 COME HERE. 567 00:33:48,396 --> 00:33:50,365 HOLLYWOOD'S RUINING MY LIFE. 568 00:33:51,866 --> 00:33:53,334 SORRY. 569 00:33:53,401 --> 00:33:55,770 OK, OK, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 570 00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:23,164 TOOTHPASTE. 571 00:34:24,698 --> 00:34:27,635 WHEN AMRAIL TOOK OVER THE RAILROADS, 572 00:34:27,701 --> 00:34:30,103 THEY TRIED TO BOOT ME. 573 00:34:30,170 --> 00:34:32,607 WILL YOU PUNCH THAT TICKET? 574 00:34:32,673 --> 00:34:35,677 I DECIDED TO WRITE THE PRESIDENT. 575 00:34:39,714 --> 00:34:41,683 WE'RE TALKING HISTORY HERE. 576 00:34:45,386 --> 00:34:47,188 YOU OK NOW? 577 00:34:48,222 --> 00:34:51,158 HEY, HEY. COME ON. 578 00:34:51,225 --> 00:34:53,060 YEAH, I'M FINE. 579 00:34:53,127 --> 00:34:54,562 YOU SURE? 580 00:34:54,629 --> 00:34:57,498 I GOT YOUR FLAG ALL WET. 581 00:34:57,565 --> 00:35:01,002 IF IT'S RUINED, SEND ME THE BILL. 582 00:35:01,069 --> 00:35:02,603 WHERE TO? 583 00:35:02,670 --> 00:35:07,008 THE ALAN SCHNEDECKER MEMORIAL RECUPERATION HOSPITAL, IN DENVER. 584 00:35:07,075 --> 00:35:11,011 THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING TO HAVE MY BREAKDOWN. 585 00:35:11,078 --> 00:35:14,014 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BREAKDOWN? 586 00:35:14,081 --> 00:35:15,016 HAVING. 587 00:35:15,082 --> 00:35:16,851 HADN'T YOU NOTICED? 588 00:35:16,917 --> 00:35:17,985 NO. 589 00:35:18,052 --> 00:35:20,521 I'M GOING TO REGRET THIS. 590 00:35:20,588 --> 00:35:22,923 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU 591 00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:25,392 TO STAY OFF THIS TRAIN. 592 00:35:25,459 --> 00:35:26,928 WHO ARE YOU? 593 00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:30,898 IF THAT CARGO'S BEEN TOUCHED, IT'S YOUR ASS. 594 00:35:30,965 --> 00:35:32,700 WHAT ABOUT HIS ASS? 595 00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:34,936 BUTTON IT, BIMBO. 596 00:35:35,003 --> 00:35:37,905 WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BIMBO? 597 00:35:37,972 --> 00:35:39,907 GET OUT OF HERE. 598 00:35:39,974 --> 00:35:41,409 YOU'RE MINE. 599 00:35:41,476 --> 00:35:43,944 IF HE'S ANYBODY'S, HE'S MINE. 600 00:35:44,011 --> 00:35:46,447 GO CRUISE THE MEN'S ROOM. 601 00:35:46,514 --> 00:35:47,482 YEAH. 602 00:35:47,548 --> 00:35:50,884 WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME? 603 00:35:50,951 --> 00:35:52,920 FORGET IT, BIMBO. 604 00:36:09,970 --> 00:36:13,307 SO I SAYS TO HIM, "PRESIDENT NICKERSON--" 605 00:36:13,374 --> 00:36:14,308 NIXON. 606 00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:15,843 THAT'S IT. 607 00:36:15,910 --> 00:36:17,344 MR. STAPLETON-- 608 00:36:17,411 --> 00:36:18,713 WHO'S THAT? 609 00:36:18,779 --> 00:36:19,813 YOU. 610 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,750 I'M GOING TO TALK TO THE PASSENGERS. 611 00:36:22,817 --> 00:36:24,786 I'LL GO WITH YOU. 612 00:36:40,801 --> 00:36:42,770 ALL RIGHT, GET UP. 613 00:36:42,836 --> 00:36:44,772 COME WITH ME. 614 00:36:44,839 --> 00:36:46,740 WHERE WE GOING? 615 00:36:46,807 --> 00:36:49,176 MY ROOMETTE, BOTH OF YOU. 616 00:36:49,243 --> 00:36:51,645 FUCK OFF, FAGGOT. 617 00:36:51,712 --> 00:36:53,715 THIS WON'T WAIT. 618 00:36:55,249 --> 00:36:57,751 YOU DEGENERATE. 619 00:36:57,818 --> 00:36:59,654 THERE HE IS. 620 00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:03,624 WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN? 621 00:37:03,691 --> 00:37:06,627 GET YOUR FEET OFF THAT SEAT. 622 00:37:06,694 --> 00:37:09,630 HOW LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN! 623 00:37:09,696 --> 00:37:11,465 I HAD TO ASK. 624 00:37:11,532 --> 00:37:14,334 I GOT IT. I'M IN SHANGRI-LA. 625 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:16,103 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SOLDIER? 626 00:37:16,170 --> 00:37:18,005 FREDERICK J. KIRK. 627 00:37:18,072 --> 00:37:20,541 YOU SAID HE WAS RANGELOFF. 628 00:37:20,608 --> 00:37:21,909 LANE BIDDLECOFF. 629 00:37:21,976 --> 00:37:23,411 THAT'S YOUR NAME? 630 00:37:23,477 --> 00:37:25,513 HIS BUDDY IN THE BOX. 631 00:37:25,579 --> 00:37:27,581 IS KAFKA WRITING THIS? 632 00:37:27,648 --> 00:37:29,483 MR. STAPLETON'S CONFUSED. 633 00:37:29,549 --> 00:37:32,086 YOU GOT ON AT OAKLAND? 634 00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:35,089 YOU'RE ASKING A LOT OF QUESTIONS. 635 00:37:35,155 --> 00:37:38,058 I'VE GOT A LICENSE. ORMOND, FBI. 636 00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:39,594 KNOW THIS WOMAN? 637 00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:40,628 NO. 638 00:37:40,694 --> 00:37:43,597 YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THE PHOTO. 639 00:37:43,664 --> 00:37:45,966 WE SPENT 30 MINUTES TOGETHER. 640 00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:47,001 WHERE? 641 00:37:47,068 --> 00:37:48,502 IN HER BATHTUB. 642 00:37:48,569 --> 00:37:49,503 WHAT? 643 00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:51,004 IN HER BATHTUB! 644 00:37:51,071 --> 00:37:53,507 EVER WORK FOR HER FATHER? 645 00:37:53,574 --> 00:37:55,910 FATHER? WASN'T HE HER HUSBAND, 646 00:37:55,976 --> 00:37:57,911 THE CHIEF OF POLICE? 647 00:37:57,978 --> 00:38:00,414 LATIMER IS CHIEF OF POLICE? 648 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,949 WHO'S LATIMER? 649 00:38:02,016 --> 00:38:04,318 I DON'T KNOW HER. 650 00:38:04,385 --> 00:38:05,986 WHAT'S YOUR DESTINATION, SERGEANT? 651 00:38:06,053 --> 00:38:07,488 NEW YORK. 652 00:38:12,493 --> 00:38:13,961 WHO'S KAFKA? 653 00:38:14,027 --> 00:38:15,829 MAYBE HER FIRST NAME. 654 00:38:15,896 --> 00:38:17,899 KAFKA, A FIRST NAME? 655 00:38:18,899 --> 00:38:20,868 WHO ARE YOU? 656 00:38:20,935 --> 00:38:21,869 STANDISH. 657 00:38:21,936 --> 00:38:23,871 NO, I'M STANDISH. 658 00:38:23,937 --> 00:38:27,875 YOU TOLD ME YOUR NAME WAS MICHAEL RANGELOFF. 659 00:38:27,942 --> 00:38:31,378 YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GET INVOLVED? 660 00:38:31,445 --> 00:38:34,147 INVOLVED? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 661 00:38:34,214 --> 00:38:35,883 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 662 00:38:35,949 --> 00:38:38,385 YOU'LL BUY ME A DRINK, 663 00:38:38,452 --> 00:38:40,721 I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING. 664 00:38:40,787 --> 00:38:43,390 INCLUDING THE BATHTUB? 665 00:38:43,457 --> 00:38:45,359 EVEN THE BATHTUB. 666 00:38:51,365 --> 00:38:53,834 SO YOUR NAME IS RANGELOFF. 667 00:38:53,901 --> 00:38:55,769 AND, AND, AND, AND... 668 00:38:55,836 --> 00:38:58,238 YOU LIVED IN AN ORPHANAGE 669 00:38:58,305 --> 00:39:00,241 UNTIL YOU WERE 16? 670 00:39:00,308 --> 00:39:02,743 EXCEPT FOR SOME FOSTER HOMES, 671 00:39:02,809 --> 00:39:05,279 BUT I ALWAYS CAME BACK. 672 00:39:05,346 --> 00:39:07,781 I'M ALLERGIC TO CHILD ABUSE. 673 00:39:07,848 --> 00:39:10,751 THEN YOU WERE ADOPTED BY CENTURY? 674 00:39:10,818 --> 00:39:12,253 NOT ADOPTED. 675 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,189 HE WAS RAISED IN THE ORPHANGE, TOO. 676 00:39:15,256 --> 00:39:17,658 HE WOULD VISIT ME THERE. 677 00:39:17,725 --> 00:39:19,693 WHAT DOES HE DO? 678 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,661 HE'S A CON MAN. 679 00:39:21,728 --> 00:39:23,197 A CROOK? 680 00:39:23,264 --> 00:39:24,699 NO, NO, NO. 681 00:39:24,765 --> 00:39:28,168 WHEN A CROOK ROBS YOU, YOU KNOW IT. 682 00:39:28,235 --> 00:39:31,705 PEOPLE TAKEN BY CENTURY DON'T KNOW IT. 683 00:39:31,772 --> 00:39:34,708 HE TAUGHT ME A FEW THINGS, 684 00:39:34,775 --> 00:39:36,710 LIKE KNOCKING THIS COIN 685 00:39:36,777 --> 00:39:39,679 THROUGH THE BAR USING THIS GLASS. 686 00:39:39,746 --> 00:39:42,082 HE TRIED TO TRAIN ME, 687 00:39:42,149 --> 00:39:45,119 BUT I DIDN'T HAVE THE TALENT. 688 00:39:45,186 --> 00:39:47,087 WHAT DO YOU DO? 689 00:39:47,154 --> 00:39:49,123 WELL, YOU NAME IT. 690 00:39:49,190 --> 00:39:52,626 THIS WEEK, I MANAGE A ROLLER DERBY TEAM. 691 00:39:52,693 --> 00:39:55,095 LAST WEEK, I UNLOADED CARGO. 692 00:39:55,162 --> 00:39:57,098 CARGO! HE SAID CARGO! 693 00:39:57,164 --> 00:39:59,099 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 694 00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:00,634 BAGGAGE CAR. 695 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:03,137 I GET OFF IN OGDEN. 696 00:40:03,204 --> 00:40:07,140 LET'S GET IT ON BEFORE I GET OFF. 697 00:40:07,207 --> 00:40:09,142 THE SHERMAN TANK APPROACH. 698 00:40:09,209 --> 00:40:12,079 MAY I ASK A PERSONAL QUESTION? 699 00:40:12,146 --> 00:40:14,081 THE PERSONALER, THE BETTER. 700 00:40:14,147 --> 00:40:16,584 DO YOU HAVE THE CLAP? 701 00:40:16,650 --> 00:40:17,584 NO. 702 00:40:17,651 --> 00:40:19,120 I DO. 703 00:41:18,212 --> 00:41:19,613 OH, MY GOD! 704 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,882 THE COFFIN! 705 00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:23,417 IT'S HER! 706 00:41:26,453 --> 00:41:27,421 WHEW! 707 00:42:12,899 --> 00:42:15,069 I GUESS I WAS NEXT. 708 00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:18,472 GET OUT OF HERE! 709 00:42:23,777 --> 00:42:25,246 OH! 710 00:42:26,279 --> 00:42:29,750 SOME GUYS JUST CAN'T TAKE A HINT. 711 00:42:35,322 --> 00:42:36,790 MR. STAPLETON, 712 00:42:36,857 --> 00:42:40,126 CAN I GET CLOSER TO THAT SINK? 713 00:42:40,193 --> 00:42:44,632 I KNOW I WAS BORN WHEN THEY SHOT LINCOLN. 714 00:42:44,698 --> 00:42:46,633 OR WAS IT McKINLEY? 715 00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:48,635 MIGHT HAVE BEEN McKINLEY. 716 00:42:48,702 --> 00:42:52,239 I KNOW WHERE GEORGIANA LATIMER IS. 717 00:42:52,306 --> 00:42:53,307 WHERE? 718 00:42:53,374 --> 00:42:56,076 IN THE COFFIN. HE KILLED HER. 719 00:42:56,143 --> 00:42:58,579 CORPORAL BIDDLECOFF'S IN THE COFFIN. 720 00:42:58,645 --> 00:43:00,581 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 721 00:43:00,647 --> 00:43:02,082 THEY TOLD ME. 722 00:43:02,149 --> 00:43:03,984 WHO KILLED HER? 723 00:43:04,051 --> 00:43:05,719 MICHAEL RANGELOFF, 724 00:43:05,786 --> 00:43:08,489 THE PERVERT I'VE BEEN SITTING WITH. 725 00:43:08,555 --> 00:43:10,524 YOU MEAN SERGEANT KIRK? 726 00:43:10,591 --> 00:43:13,026 WHO KNOWS HIS REAL NAME? 727 00:43:13,093 --> 00:43:14,494 PRESIDENT GARFIELD! 728 00:43:14,561 --> 00:43:17,998 I WAS ALIVE WHEN THEY SHOT HIM. 729 00:43:18,065 --> 00:43:20,033 I'VE GOT IT. 730 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,503 HE STOLE CORPORAL BIDDLECOFF'S UNIFORM. 731 00:43:22,569 --> 00:43:24,538 THEN HE DITCHED HIM. 732 00:43:24,605 --> 00:43:28,342 THEN HE PUT HER IN THE COFFIN. 733 00:43:28,409 --> 00:43:30,044 THEY'RE BOTH IN THERE! 734 00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:32,079 DO SOMETHING! 735 00:43:42,255 --> 00:43:43,990 THE TRAIN'S SLOWING DOWN. 736 00:43:44,057 --> 00:43:45,993 WE'RE COMING INTO OGDEN. 737 00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:47,961 HE'LL GET AWAY! 738 00:43:48,028 --> 00:43:50,664 YOU WON'T LET HIM. 739 00:43:50,730 --> 00:43:51,998 ME? 740 00:43:52,065 --> 00:43:54,301 YOU'LL RETURN TO YOUR SEAT 741 00:43:54,368 --> 00:43:55,935 AND BEHAVE NORMALLY. 742 00:43:56,002 --> 00:43:59,406 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 743 00:43:59,472 --> 00:44:01,242 YOU CAN DO IT. 744 00:44:01,308 --> 00:44:02,910 I COULD SHIT. 745 00:44:03,911 --> 00:44:05,378 ALL RIGHT. 746 00:44:05,445 --> 00:44:08,348 IN CASE HE TRIES TO BOLT, 747 00:44:08,415 --> 00:44:10,884 I'LL COVER THE TRAIN STATION. 748 00:44:10,951 --> 00:44:12,385 LET'S GO. 749 00:44:12,452 --> 00:44:14,922 THAT GIRL'S GOT A NASTY MOUTH. 750 00:44:23,997 --> 00:44:27,400 LINE UP RIGHT THERE AND BE QUIET. 751 00:44:27,467 --> 00:44:30,370 HAVE A FLOWER FOR YOUR BEREAVEMENT. 752 00:44:30,437 --> 00:44:32,006 OK, DON'T. 753 00:44:35,842 --> 00:44:37,777 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 754 00:44:37,844 --> 00:44:39,780 IN THE MEN'S ROOM. 755 00:44:39,847 --> 00:44:43,450 I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 756 00:44:43,517 --> 00:44:46,553 I THINK I'M IN TROUBLE. 757 00:44:46,620 --> 00:44:48,822 YOU THINK YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. 758 00:44:48,888 --> 00:44:50,324 WHAT'S WRONG? 759 00:44:50,390 --> 00:44:51,825 WHAT'S WRONG? 760 00:44:51,892 --> 00:44:54,228 STOP REPEATING ME AND LISTEN. 761 00:44:54,294 --> 00:44:56,163 I OPENED THAT COFFIN-- 762 00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:58,765 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 763 00:44:58,832 --> 00:44:59,666 [WHISTLING] 764 00:44:59,733 --> 00:45:01,702 DON'T TOUCH ME! 765 00:45:05,105 --> 00:45:07,174 OH, MY GOD! 766 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:08,209 OW! 767 00:45:09,709 --> 00:45:11,178 GEORGIE! 768 00:45:11,245 --> 00:45:14,815 FBI ON BOARD. MEET ME IN NEW YORK. 769 00:45:14,881 --> 00:45:16,750 WHAT ABOUT THE SOLDIER? 770 00:45:16,817 --> 00:45:18,519 TODAY. 771 00:45:18,586 --> 00:45:21,155 YOU BASTARD! WHAT'S GOING ON? 772 00:45:21,221 --> 00:45:22,723 FBI! 773 00:45:25,225 --> 00:45:29,162 TRAIN LEAVING ON TRACK 26. 774 00:45:29,229 --> 00:45:31,097 WHAT HAVE I DONE? 775 00:45:31,164 --> 00:45:32,132 MICHAEL? 776 00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:35,235 YOU'LL BE SO MAD AT ME. 777 00:45:35,302 --> 00:45:37,638 WHAT DID YOU DO, STANDISH? 778 00:45:37,704 --> 00:45:40,140 ALL ABOARD, PLEASE, LAST CALL. 779 00:45:40,206 --> 00:45:42,141 ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD. 780 00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:45,112 HE DIDN'T TRY TO GET OFF. 781 00:45:45,178 --> 00:45:46,146 WHO? 782 00:45:46,213 --> 00:45:48,115 SERGEANT KIRK. LET'S GO. 783 00:45:48,182 --> 00:45:49,116 RIGHT. 784 00:45:49,183 --> 00:45:50,184 BOARD! 785 00:45:54,187 --> 00:45:56,557 LET'S GO TALK TO HIM. 786 00:45:56,623 --> 00:45:58,025 WHO? 787 00:46:01,561 --> 00:46:03,464 YOU DID WHAT? 788 00:46:03,530 --> 00:46:05,498 I TOLD THE FBI 789 00:46:05,565 --> 00:46:07,467 YOU MURDERED GEORGIANA LATIMER 790 00:46:07,534 --> 00:46:10,036 AND HER BODY'S IN THE COFFIN. 791 00:46:10,103 --> 00:46:12,072 GIVE ME A PENCIL. 792 00:46:22,149 --> 00:46:24,118 WHAT DID YOU DO? 793 00:46:24,184 --> 00:46:26,853 SHE'S OK. THESE FITS NEVER LAST. 794 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,854 FITS? 795 00:46:27,921 --> 00:46:29,856 SHE CAN HEAR YOU. 796 00:46:29,923 --> 00:46:31,992 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 797 00:46:32,059 --> 00:46:34,994 SERGEANT FREDERICK KIRK, SPECIAL GRAVES DETAIL. 798 00:46:35,061 --> 00:46:36,997 YOU CAN'T LAY THERE. 799 00:46:37,064 --> 00:46:39,366 YOU SHOULD RENT A ROOMETTE. 800 00:46:39,432 --> 00:46:41,067 SHE TOLD ME-- 801 00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:42,936 SHE'S JACKIE ONASSIS? 802 00:46:43,002 --> 00:46:44,638 SHE'S NOT RESPONSIBLE. 803 00:46:44,704 --> 00:46:46,206 EASY, MRS. BIDDLECOFF. 804 00:46:46,272 --> 00:46:49,375 MRS. BIDDLECOFF? THE WIFE...WIDOW OF-- 805 00:46:49,442 --> 00:46:51,778 SHE NEVER MENTIONED THAT. 806 00:46:51,845 --> 00:46:54,548 YOU DISCUSSED HIM WITH HER? 807 00:46:54,614 --> 00:46:56,015 I'M NOT SURE. 808 00:46:56,082 --> 00:46:58,051 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SURE, 809 00:46:58,118 --> 00:47:01,021 SHE'S HAD THREE PENCILS IN FIVE MINUTES. 810 00:47:01,087 --> 00:47:02,990 WHAT CAN I DO? 811 00:47:03,057 --> 00:47:05,825 GET OUT AND LEAVE US ALONE. 812 00:47:05,892 --> 00:47:07,828 SINCE YOU'RE LAYING THERE, 813 00:47:07,895 --> 00:47:09,863 I'LL GET A PILLOW. 814 00:47:11,364 --> 00:47:14,334 DON'T GET UP UNTIL THEY'RE OUT. 815 00:47:11,364 --> 00:47:14,334 ■ 816 00:47:14,401 --> 00:47:15,969 OK, OK. 817 00:47:16,035 --> 00:47:18,839 WHAT'S ALL THIS LANE BIDDLECOFF STUFF? 818 00:47:18,905 --> 00:47:21,741 THERE'S NOBODY'S BODY IN THAT COFFIN. 819 00:47:21,808 --> 00:47:23,276 OR IS THERE? 820 00:47:23,343 --> 00:47:25,645 YOU DIDN'T MURDER GEORGIANA LATIMER, 821 00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:28,682 BUT MAYBE YOU MURDERED SOMEBODY ELSE. 822 00:47:28,748 --> 00:47:31,151 WHEN DID YOU CLEAR ME? 823 00:47:31,217 --> 00:47:33,654 WHEN I SAW HER OUTSIDE. 824 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:36,323 I DID SEE HER, MICHAEL. 825 00:47:36,389 --> 00:47:38,157 HERE'S YOUR PILLOW. 826 00:47:38,224 --> 00:47:40,661 HE WANTS TO SEE YOU. 827 00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:41,929 WHO? 828 00:47:41,995 --> 00:47:43,897 IN THE BGAGE CAR. 829 00:47:43,963 --> 00:47:44,998 WHO? 830 00:47:45,065 --> 00:47:47,501 DON'T PRESS ME. THE REVEREND. 831 00:47:47,567 --> 00:47:49,036 OH. 832 00:47:51,271 --> 00:47:53,140 TAKE A NAP. 833 00:48:13,193 --> 00:48:15,162 KEEP MOVING, PUNK. 834 00:48:18,165 --> 00:48:20,066 ALONE AT LAST, HUH? 835 00:48:20,133 --> 00:48:23,470 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 836 00:48:23,537 --> 00:48:25,004 SURE YOU DO. 837 00:48:25,071 --> 00:48:26,506 OK, I KNOW. 838 00:48:26,573 --> 00:48:29,509 I WASN'T TRYING TO TAKE IT. 839 00:48:29,576 --> 00:48:31,512 DON'T WASTE YOUR BREATH! 840 00:48:31,578 --> 00:48:35,515 COME ON, COME ON. TAKE IT EASY! 841 00:48:35,582 --> 00:48:37,518 DON'T SHOOT ME, OK? 842 00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:40,521 WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SHOOT ME. 843 00:48:40,587 --> 00:48:44,491 I'LL HAVE TO BEAT IT OUT OF YOU. 844 00:48:44,557 --> 00:48:47,027 GOD! 845 00:48:47,093 --> 00:48:48,995 NOW, WHERE'S CENTURY? 846 00:48:49,062 --> 00:48:51,431 TELL ME WHERE HE IS. 847 00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:53,934 NOW! I WANT TO KNOW. 848 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,435 I DON'T-- 849 00:48:55,502 --> 00:48:57,437 TELL ME REAL QUICK. 850 00:48:57,504 --> 00:48:59,406 I DON'T KNOW. 851 00:48:59,472 --> 00:49:01,441 I'LL START GETTING TOUGH. 852 00:49:01,508 --> 00:49:03,943 I DIDN'T TELL HIM NOTHING. 853 00:49:04,010 --> 00:49:05,278 OK. 854 00:49:05,345 --> 00:49:08,448 ♪ OH, HOW MY HEART YEARNS FOR YOU ♪ 855 00:49:08,515 --> 00:49:11,451 ♪ OH, PEGGY, MY PEGGY SUE ♪ 856 00:49:11,518 --> 00:49:14,922 ♪ WELL, I LOVE YOU, GIRL ♪♪ 857 00:49:56,296 --> 00:50:01,234 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN. 858 00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:03,236 CENTURY, TELL STANDISH 859 00:50:03,303 --> 00:50:06,773 ABOUT THE TIME YOU FIXED THE RACES. 860 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,275 WE JUST BURNT THE NOSTALGIA 861 00:50:09,342 --> 00:50:11,278 DOWN TO THE GROUND. 862 00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:13,747 I HAVE A NEW BUSINESS. 863 00:50:13,814 --> 00:50:18,017 YOU'RE NOT A PRIEST, ARE YOU? 864 00:50:18,084 --> 00:50:19,652 NOT BLOODY LIKELY. 865 00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,155 I NEED A HIGH COLLAR 866 00:50:22,222 --> 00:50:25,392 FOR THE WOUND ON MY NECK. 867 00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:27,493 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 868 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,162 BOLIVIA. 869 00:50:29,229 --> 00:50:31,164 A WORD OF ADVICE. 870 00:50:31,231 --> 00:50:33,133 NEVER CROSS 11 JUNTA COLONELS. 871 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,569 FAR FUCKING OUT. 872 00:50:35,636 --> 00:50:37,670 PRECISELY. 873 00:50:37,737 --> 00:50:40,440 NOW, KID, FROM THE BEGINNING. 874 00:50:40,506 --> 00:50:45,012 WELL, I HAD THIS ROLLER SKATING TEAM... 875 00:50:54,855 --> 00:50:56,589 ♪ MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY ♪ 876 00:50:56,656 --> 00:50:59,059 ♪ LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ♪ 877 00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:01,561 ♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪ 878 00:51:01,628 --> 00:51:03,897 ♪ GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ♪ 879 00:51:03,964 --> 00:51:05,932 ♪ MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY ♪ 880 00:51:05,999 --> 00:51:08,402 ♪ LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ♪ 881 00:51:08,468 --> 00:51:10,904 ♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪ 882 00:51:10,971 --> 00:51:13,106 ♪ GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ♪ 883 00:51:13,173 --> 00:51:15,108 ♪ MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY ♪ 884 00:51:15,175 --> 00:51:16,977 ♪ LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ♪♪ 885 00:51:24,084 --> 00:51:29,456 I KNEW THAT SOLDIER BOY WAS ON THE UP AND UP. 886 00:51:29,523 --> 00:51:32,459 I TRIED TO TELL THAT G-MAN. 887 00:51:32,526 --> 00:51:37,430 TOO BAD THAT COFFIN'S GOT TO GO TO NEW YORK 888 00:51:37,497 --> 00:51:39,966 BEFORE IT GETS TO NEBRASKA. 889 00:51:40,033 --> 00:51:43,470 WISH I COULD DO SOMETHING TO HELP. 890 00:51:43,537 --> 00:51:44,905 BUT WHAT? 891 00:51:44,971 --> 00:51:46,440 LET ME THINK. 892 00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:50,777 GOT IT! 893 00:51:50,844 --> 00:51:53,347 WHO IS IN THE COFFIN? 894 00:51:53,413 --> 00:51:54,848 GOOD QUESTION. 895 00:51:54,915 --> 00:51:56,783 HOW WOULD I KNOW? 896 00:51:56,850 --> 00:52:00,119 I DIDN'T OPEN IT TO FIND OUT. 897 00:52:00,186 --> 00:52:01,821 I SEE. 898 00:52:01,888 --> 00:52:03,857 THAT'S QUITE A STORY. 899 00:52:03,923 --> 00:52:06,960 MIND IF I SLEEP ON IT? 900 00:52:14,601 --> 00:52:15,335 [WHACK] 901 00:52:40,326 --> 00:52:42,296 DENVER! 902 00:52:49,235 --> 00:52:52,172 SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR MAN. 903 00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:54,674 I'M NOT OFF THE CASE. 904 00:52:54,740 --> 00:52:58,678 IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE FAT LADY SINGS. 905 00:52:58,745 --> 00:53:00,680 WHICH FAT LADY? 906 00:53:00,747 --> 00:53:04,651 BOX UP THEM POOCHIES IF YOU'RE GOING ABOARD. 907 00:53:04,717 --> 00:53:06,186 PILKINGTON AGENCIES. 908 00:53:06,252 --> 00:53:08,154 THEY'RE GUARD DOGS. 909 00:53:08,221 --> 00:53:10,023 OH, YES, PILKINSON'S. 910 00:53:10,089 --> 00:53:12,091 WHERE'S YOUR SHIPMENT? 911 00:53:12,158 --> 00:53:14,127 IN THE ARMORED TRUCK. 912 00:53:14,194 --> 00:53:16,829 I'M CHECKING THIS CAR FIRST. 913 00:53:16,896 --> 00:53:18,064 HELLO. 914 00:53:18,131 --> 00:53:20,534 HE'LL TEAR YOUR ARM OFF. 915 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,335 DOGS DON'T SCARE ME. 916 00:53:22,402 --> 00:53:25,571 I'VE HAD LABRADOR REPEATERS, ENGLISH SETTLERS-- 917 00:53:25,638 --> 00:53:28,008 THEY DIDN'T BITE MY ASS. 918 00:53:28,074 --> 00:53:30,543 STANDISH, MY DEAR, GOOD LUCK. 919 00:53:30,610 --> 00:53:33,045 FROM THE WAY YOU GUYS 920 00:53:33,112 --> 00:53:35,582 BEEN LOOKING AT EACH OTHER, 921 00:53:35,648 --> 00:53:37,550 I HAVE A FEELING 922 00:53:37,617 --> 00:53:39,553 I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN. 923 00:53:39,619 --> 00:53:40,754 BYE. 924 00:53:40,820 --> 00:53:42,021 BYE. 925 00:53:42,088 --> 00:53:43,990 WHAT'S IN HERE? 926 00:53:44,057 --> 00:53:45,491 MY LIFE. 927 00:53:45,558 --> 00:53:47,794 THIS BREAKDOWN MAY BE LONG. 928 00:53:47,860 --> 00:53:50,530 ARE YOU GETTING OFF, SOLDIER? 929 00:53:50,596 --> 00:53:55,035 I'M JUST TAKING STAND-- MISS BIDDLECOFF TO A TAXI. 930 00:53:55,102 --> 00:53:58,037 I GOT TO CALL THE PRESIDENT. 931 00:53:58,104 --> 00:54:00,006 WHO'S HE CALLING? 932 00:54:00,072 --> 00:54:01,541 THE PRESIDENT. 933 00:54:01,607 --> 00:54:04,043 I'LL JUST CALL US A-- 934 00:54:04,110 --> 00:54:05,545 TAXI! 935 00:54:07,947 --> 00:54:09,316 STAY. 936 00:54:20,927 --> 00:54:22,895 THE WORD IS GOOD-BYE, 937 00:54:22,962 --> 00:54:25,932 BUT I JUST CAN'T SAY IT. 938 00:54:25,998 --> 00:54:27,901 FIVE MINUTES FROM NOW, 939 00:54:27,968 --> 00:54:30,403 YOU'LL HIT ON SOMEONE ELSE. 940 00:54:30,470 --> 00:54:33,440 IT'LL BE AT LEAST AN HOUR. 941 00:54:35,241 --> 00:54:37,309 IT'S A JOKE. 942 00:54:37,376 --> 00:54:39,311 I KNOW. 943 00:54:39,378 --> 00:54:41,281 I KNOW. 944 00:54:41,348 --> 00:54:43,350 YOU REALLY LIKE ME. 945 00:54:45,885 --> 00:54:47,354 YEAH. 946 00:54:48,455 --> 00:54:49,922 YOU READY? 947 00:54:49,989 --> 00:54:51,924 TURN ON YOUR METER. 948 00:54:51,991 --> 00:54:53,960 SHUT OFF YOUR MOUTH. 949 00:55:00,266 --> 00:55:02,335 YOU HAVE THE NUMBER. 950 00:55:02,402 --> 00:55:05,338 THAT'S WASHINGTON, D.C., PERSON TO PERSON. 951 00:55:05,405 --> 00:55:06,839 THE NAME? 952 00:55:06,906 --> 00:55:09,108 WELL, I DON'T RIGHTLY RECALL. 953 00:55:09,175 --> 00:55:12,612 HE'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 954 00:55:12,678 --> 00:55:14,247 THAT'S RIGHT. 955 00:55:14,313 --> 00:55:16,316 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 956 00:55:21,254 --> 00:55:23,189 HELLO, MISS ROSEWOOD? 957 00:55:23,255 --> 00:55:25,191 IS THE PRESIDENT IN? 958 00:55:25,258 --> 00:55:27,193 THIS IS VERNE STAPLETON. 959 00:55:27,260 --> 00:55:29,229 YES, THAT'S RIGHT, 960 00:55:29,296 --> 00:55:32,732 THE OLDEST RAILROAD CONDUCTOR IN THE WORLD. 961 00:55:32,799 --> 00:55:36,236 YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT'D GET TO YOU. 962 00:55:36,303 --> 00:55:40,139 WOULD YOU JUST PUT THE PRESIDENT ON, PLEASE? 963 00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:42,142 HE'S BUSY? WITH WHO? 964 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:43,610 WALTER GATES? 965 00:55:43,677 --> 00:55:45,144 WATERGATE. 966 00:55:45,211 --> 00:55:47,113 DON'T THINK I KNOW HIM. 967 00:55:47,180 --> 00:55:50,150 ANYWAY, I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE 968 00:55:50,216 --> 00:55:53,152 WITH THE RAILWAY AGAIN, AND--OH? 969 00:55:53,219 --> 00:55:56,690 MAYBE WALTER CRONKITE WON'T BE SO BUSY. 970 00:55:58,191 --> 00:56:00,126 HELLO THERE, MR. PRESIDENT! 971 00:56:00,193 --> 00:56:02,195 HOW ARE YOU? 972 00:56:04,230 --> 00:56:07,567 AND GET OUT OF THAT ARMY UNIFORM 973 00:56:07,634 --> 00:56:10,035 BEFORE THEY SEND YOU OVERSEAS. 974 00:56:10,102 --> 00:56:13,073 YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME-- 975 00:56:13,139 --> 00:56:16,075 CHOCK FULL 'O NUTS, DENVER, COLORADO. 976 00:56:16,142 --> 00:56:17,544 GOOD-BYE. 977 00:56:19,645 --> 00:56:21,580 UH, LET GO, STANDISH. 978 00:56:21,647 --> 00:56:23,082 LET GO! 979 00:56:23,149 --> 00:56:25,585 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 980 00:56:25,651 --> 00:56:27,787 YOU ALMOST KILLED HIM! 981 00:56:27,854 --> 00:56:30,590 THAT'LL BE FINE, MR. PRESIDENT. 982 00:56:30,656 --> 00:56:33,059 AND WHILE YOU'RE CALLING AMRAIL, 983 00:56:33,126 --> 00:56:37,029 I'LL CALL HIGH RIVER AND THE MAYOR, AND-- 984 00:56:37,096 --> 00:56:39,766 YOU'LL CALL HIM? OH, FINE. 985 00:56:39,832 --> 00:56:42,401 THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 986 00:56:42,468 --> 00:56:47,073 MY BEST TO MRS. NICKERSON AND TO CHECKERS. 987 00:56:55,081 --> 00:56:56,883 YOU READY NOW? 988 00:56:56,950 --> 00:56:58,384 GO AHEAD. 989 00:56:58,451 --> 00:57:00,553 KING OF SPADES. 990 00:57:00,620 --> 00:57:01,521 KING. 991 00:57:01,588 --> 00:57:04,190 ONE, TWO, THREE. 992 00:57:04,257 --> 00:57:06,626 YOU LOOKED IN THE COFFIN? 993 00:57:06,693 --> 00:57:09,962 I COULDN'T TELL YOU WITH STANDISH HERE. 994 00:57:10,029 --> 00:57:12,966 IF THAT GUY HAD KILLED ME, 995 00:57:13,032 --> 00:57:14,967 HE'D HAVE KILLED HER. 996 00:57:15,034 --> 00:57:16,936 THANKS FOR SAVING ME. 997 00:57:17,002 --> 00:57:18,371 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 998 00:57:18,438 --> 00:57:19,839 BLACKJACK. 999 00:57:19,906 --> 00:57:21,374 HOW CONVENIENT! 1000 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:22,908 YES. 1001 00:57:22,975 --> 00:57:25,912 SO YOU OPENED THE COFFIN, AND? 1002 00:57:25,979 --> 00:57:28,949 THERE'S ABOUT $1 MILLION IN THERE. 1003 00:57:32,685 --> 00:57:34,086 $5 MILLION. 1004 00:57:34,153 --> 00:57:35,155 WHAT? 1005 00:57:35,255 --> 00:57:36,956 I COUNTED IT. 1006 00:57:37,022 --> 00:57:40,426 YOU MEAN THERE'S $5 MILLION IN THERE? 1007 00:57:40,493 --> 00:57:42,495 SHH. WHAT YOU GOT? 1008 00:57:42,562 --> 01:00:00,865 NO WONDER HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME. 1009 01:00:00,932 --> 01:00:00,333 HIT ME. 1010 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:00,367 BLACKJACK. 1011 01:00:00,434 --> 01:00:00,869 USE THAT. 1012 01:00:00,936 --> 01:00:00,405 NO, THANKS. I HAVE ENOUGH. 1013 00:58:03,349 --> 00:58:06,285 SEVEN AYE, TWO NO, ONE ABSTENTION, 1014 00:58:06,352 --> 00:58:09,221 FOLLOWED BY THE USUAL CLOSING PRAYER 1015 00:58:09,288 --> 00:58:11,290 DELIVERED BY THE REVEREND. 1016 00:58:11,357 --> 00:58:13,793 MEETING ADJOURNED BY MAYOR FRIZZOLI. 1017 00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:15,795 END OF MINUTES. 1018 00:58:15,862 --> 00:58:19,232 DO I HEAR A MOTION TO APPROVE? 1019 00:58:19,299 --> 00:58:20,700 MAYOR FRIZZOLI! 1020 00:58:20,766 --> 00:58:22,735 DON'T DO THAT! 1021 00:58:22,802 --> 00:58:26,406 THIS JUST ARRIVED FROM THE WHITE HOUSE! 1022 00:58:26,473 --> 00:58:28,708 THE WHITE HOUSE? 1023 00:58:28,774 --> 00:58:30,243 YES. 1024 00:58:30,310 --> 00:58:32,679 WELL, WHAT, WHAT IS IT? 1025 00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:35,248 JESUS... 1026 00:58:35,315 --> 00:58:36,782 HERBERT... 1027 00:58:36,849 --> 00:58:38,284 CHRIST! 1028 00:58:38,350 --> 00:58:40,153 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1029 00:58:40,220 --> 00:58:42,688 HIS NEPHEW, LANE BILLECOFF, DIED. 1030 00:58:42,755 --> 01:00:00,660 HIS REMAINS ARE BEING SENT HERE TO HIGH RIVER TODAY 1031 01:00:00,726 --> 01:00:00,797 ON THE AMRAIL COAST-TO-COASTER. 1032 01:00:00,864 --> 01:00:00,166 THAT TRAIN DOESN'T COME HERE. 1033 01:00:00,232 --> 01:00:00,234 IT DOES TODAY, 1034 01:00:00,301 --> 01:00:00,605 BY SPECIAL ORDER OF THE PRESIDENT. 1035 01:00:00,671 --> 00:59:02,475 THEY STOLE THE MONEY FROM GEORGIANA LATIMER'S FATHER. 1036 00:59:02,542 --> 00:59:04,477 STANDISH DID SEE HER. 1037 00:59:04,544 --> 00:59:05,612 PROBABLY. 1038 00:59:05,678 --> 00:59:07,614 WHY WOULD LATIMER SAY 1039 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,116 THERE WAS ONLY $100,000 MISSING? 1040 00:59:10,182 --> 00:59:14,053 HE WAS TRYING TO HIDE IT, THAT'S WHY. 1041 00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:15,622 FROM WHO? 1042 00:59:15,688 --> 00:59:19,225 WHO WE ALL HIDE MONEY FROM--THE I.R.S. 1043 00:59:19,291 --> 00:59:20,593 OH. 1044 00:59:22,095 --> 00:59:24,163 WHAT WILL WE DO? 1045 00:59:24,230 --> 00:59:25,965 FINDERS KEEPERS, KID. 1046 00:59:26,032 --> 00:59:28,034 YOU MEAN STEAL IT? 1047 00:59:28,100 --> 00:59:29,468 LATIMER ALREADY DID. 1048 00:59:29,535 --> 00:59:32,438 YOU CAN'T STEAL THE SAME MONEY 1049 00:59:32,504 --> 00:59:34,473 FROM THE GOVERNMENT TWICE. 1050 00:59:34,540 --> 00:59:36,309 THAT'S DOUBLE JEOPARDY. 1051 00:59:36,376 --> 00:59:39,311 WAIT A MINUTE. ROBBERY IS ROBBERY. 1052 00:59:39,378 --> 00:59:42,182 SHUT UP, MICHAEL, YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLE. 1053 00:59:42,248 --> 01:00:00,984 STANDISH! WE JUST SAID GOOD-BYE. 1054 01:00:00,051 --> 01:00:00,488 I ALMOST GOT KILLED IN THE PROCESS. 1055 01:00:00,554 --> 01:00:00,024 CENTURY JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE. 1056 01:00:00,859 --> 01:00:00,827 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1057 01:00:00,893 --> 01:00:00,765 WE NEED SOMETHING TO PUT THE MONEY IN. 1058 01:00:13,479 --> 01:00:14,948 [DOG BARKS] 1059 01:00:45,878 --> 01:00:47,847 ANNA-MARIE. 1060 01:00:49,382 --> 01:00:51,451 ANNA-MARIE! 1061 01:00:51,517 --> 01:00:53,353 HMM? 1062 01:00:55,621 --> 01:00:57,556 ANNA-MARIE! 1063 01:00:57,623 --> 01:00:58,691 WHAT? 1064 01:00:58,757 --> 01:01:00,726 WHERE ARE YOU? 1065 01:01:00,793 --> 01:01:02,695 WHAT IS IT, MARIO? 1066 01:01:02,762 --> 01:01:05,198 WHERE THE HELL IS HE? 1067 01:01:05,265 --> 01:01:07,200 HE'S HELPING ME. 1068 01:01:07,266 --> 01:01:09,735 I DO ALL THE WORK 1069 01:01:09,802 --> 01:01:12,705 SINCE YOU MADE ME FIRE EVERYBODY. 1070 01:01:12,771 --> 01:01:15,241 I HAD TO FIRE EVERYBODY 1071 01:01:15,308 --> 01:01:18,644 SO THEY WOULDN'T KNOW HE WAS HERE. 1072 01:01:18,711 --> 01:01:20,646 HELLO, UNCLE MARIO. 1073 01:01:20,713 --> 01:01:22,181 SHUT UP. 1074 01:01:22,248 --> 01:01:24,584 THERE'S A TRAIN ARRIVING HERE 1075 01:01:24,651 --> 01:01:26,586 IN A FEW HOURS. 1076 01:01:26,652 --> 01:01:29,588 ON IT IS LANE BIDDLECOFF'S BODY. 1077 01:01:29,655 --> 01:01:31,557 BUT I'M LANE BIDDLECOFF. 1078 01:01:31,624 --> 01:01:33,559 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1079 01:01:33,626 --> 01:01:37,563 YOUR SON IS NO LONGER A LIVING DESERTER. 1080 01:01:37,630 --> 01:01:40,099 NOW HE'S A DEAD HERO. 1081 01:01:40,166 --> 01:01:42,468 THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE. 1082 01:01:44,670 --> 01:01:47,106 OF COURSE IT'S A MISTAKE! 1083 01:01:47,173 --> 01:01:49,174 BUT ONLY WE KNOW. 1084 01:01:49,241 --> 01:01:53,045 WHEN THE STIFF ARRIVES, WE HAVE A PARADE. 1085 01:01:53,111 --> 01:01:55,014 IT GOES IN THE GROUND. 1086 01:01:55,081 --> 01:01:57,016 WE STICK THIS MORON 1087 01:01:57,083 --> 01:02:00,053 ON A BANANA BOAT FOR VENEZUELA. 1088 01:02:00,119 --> 01:02:02,922 HOW COME I'M GOING TO VENEZUELA? 1089 01:02:02,989 --> 01:02:04,923 BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T KILLED! 1090 01:02:04,990 --> 01:02:06,926 THAT IS YOUR NEPHEW! 1091 01:02:06,992 --> 01:02:10,229 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO VENEZUELA. 1092 01:02:10,296 --> 01:02:13,566 YOU SHOULD'VE CONSIDERED THAT WHEN YOU DESERTED. 1093 01:02:13,632 --> 01:02:17,003 YOU SHOULD'VE KEPT ME FROM THE DRAFT. 1094 01:02:17,069 --> 01:02:18,538 YOU ENLISTED! 1095 01:02:20,573 --> 01:02:22,474 OH, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. 1096 01:02:22,541 --> 01:02:24,510 JESUS! WHAT A NITWIT! 1097 01:02:24,576 --> 01:02:27,013 KEEP HIM IN THAT HOUSE 1098 01:02:27,079 --> 01:02:31,050 UNTIL I CAN SNEAK HIM OUT OF TOWN! 1099 01:02:41,627 --> 01:02:44,429 ♪ SO YOU THINK YOU'RE A ROMEO ♪ 1100 01:02:44,496 --> 01:02:47,066 ♪ PLAYING A PART IN A PICTURE SHOW ♪ 1101 01:02:47,132 --> 01:02:50,403 ♪ WELL, TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME ♪ 1102 01:02:50,470 --> 01:02:54,340 ♪ TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME ♪ 1103 01:02:54,406 --> 01:02:57,343 ♪ IF YOU'RE THE JOKE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD ♪ 1104 01:02:57,410 --> 01:02:59,945 ♪ WHY SHOULD SHE CARE IF YOU'RE FEELING GOOD ♪ 1105 01:03:00,012 --> 01:03:03,182 WELL, TAKE ♪ THE LONG WAY HOME ♪♪ 1106 01:03:03,249 --> 01:03:06,318 YOU CAN GO TO THE BAGGAGE CAR. 1107 01:03:06,385 --> 01:03:08,821 THEM DOBERMANS ARE TIED UP. 1108 01:03:08,888 --> 01:03:10,856 ARE WE NEARING OMAHA? 1109 01:03:10,923 --> 01:03:12,825 NO, HIGH RIVER. 1110 01:03:12,892 --> 01:03:14,860 YOU SAID THAT, RIGHT? 1111 01:03:14,927 --> 01:03:17,296 THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM. 1112 01:03:17,363 --> 01:03:19,298 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 1113 01:03:19,364 --> 01:03:21,701 HE THINKS HE HAD NIXON 1114 01:03:21,767 --> 01:03:23,702 REROUTE US TO NEBRASKA. 1115 01:03:23,769 --> 01:03:25,772 [HUMMING THEME FROM TWILIGHT ZONE] 1116 01:03:27,807 --> 01:03:30,242 PEOPLE, LINE UP THIS INSTANT. 1117 01:03:30,309 --> 01:03:33,279 ALONG HERE, DO YOU HEAR ME? 1118 01:03:34,814 --> 01:03:36,549 OH, KIDS. 1119 01:03:36,615 --> 01:03:39,752 THEY W0NDER WHY I'M NOT MARRIED. 1120 01:03:39,819 --> 01:03:41,220 NO, THEY DON'T. 1121 01:03:41,287 --> 01:03:43,255 HERE COMES THE MAYOR. 1122 01:03:43,322 --> 01:03:45,457 IT'S WILT CHAMBERLAIN IN DRAG. 1123 01:03:45,524 --> 01:03:47,459 WE ALL SET? 1124 01:03:47,526 --> 01:03:49,461 AS WE'LL EVER BE. 1125 01:03:49,528 --> 01:03:51,497 YOU LOOK LOVELY, ISADORA. 1126 01:03:51,563 --> 01:03:52,998 CUT THE CRAP. 1127 01:03:53,065 --> 01:03:54,500 MAYOR FRIZZOLI? 1128 01:03:54,567 --> 01:03:56,502 NADINE GARDNER, UBS, OMAHA. 1129 01:03:56,568 --> 01:03:59,038 YOU COVERING THIS ON TELEVISION? 1130 01:03:59,105 --> 01:04:00,139 CERTAINLY. 1131 01:04:00,206 --> 01:04:01,674 I WAS WONDERING, 1132 01:04:01,741 --> 01:04:04,143 WHERE IS LANE BIDDLECOFF'S MOTHER? 1133 01:04:04,210 --> 01:04:06,678 SHE WON'T ATTEND THE FUNERAL. 1134 01:04:06,745 --> 01:04:08,647 SHE'S OVERCOME WITH GRIEF. 1135 01:04:08,714 --> 01:04:10,216 I SEE. 1136 01:04:26,599 --> 01:04:29,068 HIGH RIVER, NEBRASKA! 1137 01:04:38,945 --> 01:04:40,813 HE DID IT. 1138 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:42,415 TWO, THREE. 1139 01:04:46,285 --> 01:04:48,754 WE'RE IN SOME WAR MOVIE. 1140 01:04:48,821 --> 01:04:50,956 LOOK, WHAT'S HE PLAYING? 1141 01:04:51,023 --> 01:04:54,226 MAD ABOUT THE BOY. WHAT ELSE? 1142 01:04:54,292 --> 01:04:56,529 I WILL DO THE TALKING. 1143 01:05:01,066 --> 01:05:03,502 WELCOME TO HIGH RIVER, NEBRASKA, 1144 01:05:03,569 --> 01:05:06,672 ON THIS SAD BUT TRIUMPHANT OCCASION. 1145 01:05:06,739 --> 01:05:09,275 WORDS CANNOT CONVEY OUR FEELINGS, 1146 01:05:09,341 --> 01:05:11,744 SO THERE WON'T BE ANY. 1147 01:05:11,811 --> 01:05:13,713 OK, GET IT OUT. 1148 01:05:13,780 --> 01:05:15,181 EXCUSE ME. 1149 01:05:15,247 --> 01:05:17,083 EXCUSE ME. YOUR HONOR? 1150 01:05:17,150 --> 01:05:20,086 IT IS YOUR HONOR, ISN'T IT? 1151 01:05:20,152 --> 01:05:21,921 YEAH. MAYOR FRIZZOLI. 1152 01:05:21,987 --> 01:05:24,390 ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES. 1153 01:05:24,457 --> 01:05:26,559 THIS IS SERGEANT RANGELOFF, 1154 01:05:26,626 --> 01:05:28,661 SPECIAL GRAVES DETAIL, 1155 01:05:28,728 --> 01:05:32,598 AND I AM THE... 1156 01:05:32,665 --> 01:05:35,934 THE REVEREND BASSINET. 1157 01:05:36,001 --> 01:05:39,104 WALKER BASSINET, MAJOR, U.S. ARMY, RETIRED. 1158 01:05:39,171 --> 01:05:41,740 I WAS LANE'S CHAPLAIN. 1159 01:05:41,807 --> 01:05:43,242 I'M ISADORA FRIZZOLI. 1160 01:05:43,309 --> 01:05:47,012 I HAVE A POEM FOR MY COUSIN LANE. 1161 01:05:47,079 --> 01:05:49,082 SHE WROTE IT HERSELF. 1162 01:05:50,916 --> 01:05:53,319 A LILY FOR LANE BIDDLECOFF 1163 01:05:53,386 --> 01:05:55,854 I LAY UPON HIS COFFIN, 1164 01:05:55,921 --> 01:05:58,858 AND WHEN HE'S UNDERNEATH THE GROUND, 1165 01:05:58,925 --> 01:06:01,761 I'LL COME AND SEE HIM OFTEN. 1166 01:06:05,430 --> 01:06:07,299 OK, LET'S GO. 1167 01:06:07,366 --> 01:06:09,502 OH, ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 1168 01:06:11,504 --> 01:06:14,440 IN YOUR GRIEF, YOU'VE OVERLOOKED SOMEONE. 1169 01:06:17,376 --> 01:06:20,847 I AM MRS. LANE BIDDLEHOFF. 1170 01:06:22,682 --> 01:06:24,783 COFF. COFF. 1171 01:06:24,850 --> 01:06:26,452 [COUGHS] 1172 01:06:26,519 --> 01:06:29,054 WE WERE MARRIED 1173 01:06:29,121 --> 01:06:32,657 BEFORE HE WENT OVERSEAS. 1174 01:06:32,724 --> 01:06:36,028 YOU'LL NOTICE I'M NOT DRESSED IN MOURNING. 1175 01:06:36,094 --> 01:06:40,799 IF YOU WERE AS CLOSE TO LANE AS I WAS, 1176 01:06:40,866 --> 01:06:45,037 YOU'D KNOW HE'D HAVE WANTED IT LIKE THIS. 1177 01:06:46,538 --> 01:06:48,340 PLAY, PLAY, PLAY! 1178 01:06:48,407 --> 01:06:50,443 MARCH. TWO, ONE, TWO! 1179 01:06:54,313 --> 01:06:56,182 [TWEET] 1180 01:06:56,249 --> 01:06:58,784 LET'S GO, PLEASE. LET'S GO. 1181 01:07:04,990 --> 01:07:07,392 NOW, COOLIDGE HAD A DOG. 1182 01:07:07,459 --> 01:07:09,928 HE WAS A FARM BOY. 1183 01:07:09,995 --> 01:07:12,798 HE WAS PARTIAL TO COLLIE DOGS. 1184 01:07:12,865 --> 01:07:14,800 THEN THERE WAS ROOSEVELT. 1185 01:07:14,867 --> 01:07:17,737 HE HAD A LITTLE BLACK DOG 1186 01:07:17,803 --> 01:07:20,139 BY THE NAME OF FALA. 1187 01:07:34,820 --> 01:07:38,624 LANE'S MOTHER NEVER TOLD US HE GOT MARRIED. 1188 01:07:40,592 --> 01:07:42,495 WHERE IS HIS MOTHER? 1189 01:07:42,561 --> 01:07:44,362 SHE'S AT HOME. 1190 01:07:44,429 --> 01:07:47,099 SHE'S PROSTATE WITH GRIEF. 1191 01:07:47,166 --> 01:07:48,868 PROSTRATE. 1192 01:07:48,934 --> 01:07:53,205 Y'ALL, I BELIEVE WE'RE PASSING THE FUNERAL PARLOR. 1193 01:07:53,271 --> 01:07:54,707 THAT'S RIGHT. 1194 01:07:54,773 --> 01:07:57,577 WE'RE GOING RIGHT TO THE CEMETERY. 1195 01:07:57,643 --> 01:07:59,211 HEY, LOOK OUT! 1196 01:07:59,278 --> 01:08:02,648 I WISH YOU WOULDN'T KEEP DOING THAT. 1197 01:08:10,189 --> 01:08:12,658 [DOG BARKS] 1198 01:08:35,948 --> 01:08:37,416 [WHISTLES] 1199 01:08:37,483 --> 01:08:40,286 CAN YOU GIVE ME A LIFT? 1200 01:08:40,352 --> 01:08:42,855 MY CAR JUST BROKE DOWN. 1201 01:08:54,900 --> 01:08:56,969 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 1202 01:08:57,036 --> 01:09:01,974 I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR BRINGING MY NEPHEW HOME. 1203 01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:05,677 YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE EVER IN THE AREA... 1204 01:09:05,744 --> 01:09:07,612 WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING? 1205 01:09:07,679 --> 01:09:09,114 TOMORROW MORNING. 1206 01:09:09,181 --> 01:09:12,117 STAY IN THE GATEWAY HOTEL TONIGHT. 1207 01:09:12,184 --> 01:09:15,621 THE OTHER PLACE IS A RAT HOLE. 1208 01:09:15,688 --> 01:09:20,693 I'LL TELL MY SISTER YOU DROPPED BY, MRS. BIDDLECOFF. 1209 01:09:23,195 --> 01:09:24,830 WHO'S HIS SISTER? 1210 01:09:24,896 --> 01:09:27,065 LANE'S MAMA, THE PROSTATE WOMAN. 1211 01:09:27,132 --> 01:09:30,069 YOU HAD TO BE LANE'S WIFE? 1212 01:09:30,136 --> 01:09:33,772 YOU GUYS TOOK ALL THE GOOD PARTS. 1213 01:09:33,839 --> 01:09:37,509 $5 MILLION DIVIDED BY 6 FEET. 1214 01:09:37,576 --> 01:09:39,544 FORGET IT! 1215 01:09:39,611 --> 01:09:42,114 THAT'S $833,000 A FOOT. 1216 01:09:42,181 --> 01:09:45,184 I CAN'T FORGET IT. 1217 01:09:45,851 --> 01:09:47,520 ANNA-MARIE! 1218 01:09:48,853 --> 01:09:49,989 MMM! 1219 01:09:50,055 --> 01:09:53,993 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HE WAS MARRIED? 1220 01:09:54,060 --> 01:09:55,494 HE'S NOT. 1221 01:09:55,561 --> 01:09:59,431 HIS WIFE WAS AT THE FUNERAL! 1222 01:09:59,498 --> 01:10:01,500 HI, UNCLE MARIO. 1223 01:10:01,567 --> 01:10:05,370 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE MARRIED? 1224 01:10:05,437 --> 01:10:06,905 I'M NOT. 1225 01:10:06,972 --> 01:10:09,875 YOUR WIFE WAS AT YOUR FUNERAL! 1226 01:10:09,942 --> 01:10:11,576 WHAT'S HER NAME? 1227 01:10:11,643 --> 01:10:14,580 I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME. 1228 01:10:14,646 --> 01:10:18,016 I COULD HAVE BEEN DRUNK OR SOMETHING. 1229 01:10:18,083 --> 01:10:20,685 I'LL GO LOOK AT HER. 1230 01:10:20,752 --> 01:10:23,188 NO! SHE'S LEAVING TOMORROW MORNING. 1231 01:10:23,255 --> 01:10:25,157 YOU'RE LEAVING TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 1232 01:10:25,224 --> 01:10:26,892 COUNT ON IT! 1233 01:10:34,366 --> 01:10:36,268 HERE'S THE SETUP. 1234 01:10:36,335 --> 01:10:39,804 ONCE THE SIDEWALKS HAVE ROLLED UP TONIGHT, 1235 01:10:39,871 --> 01:10:43,776 MICHAEL AND I WILL DIG UP THE MONEY. 1236 01:10:43,842 --> 01:10:45,477 STANDISH STAYS HERE. 1237 01:10:45,544 --> 01:10:48,013 WHAT IF THE PHONE RINGS? 1238 01:10:51,216 --> 01:10:53,152 THIS IS REVEREND BASSINET 1239 01:10:53,219 --> 01:10:55,654 IN THE, UH... PRESIDENTIAL SUITE. 1240 01:10:55,721 --> 01:11:00,159 PLEASE SEE THAT THE WIDOW BIDDLECOFF IS NOT DISTURBED. 1241 01:11:00,225 --> 01:11:02,160 AND HOLD ALL CALLS. 1242 01:11:02,227 --> 01:11:03,362 PLEASE. 1243 01:11:03,429 --> 01:11:05,097 THANK YOU. 1244 01:11:07,433 --> 01:11:10,536 I'M OFF TO FILCH SOME SHOVELS 1245 01:11:10,603 --> 01:11:13,738 AND STASH THEM NEAR THE DIGS. 1246 01:11:13,805 --> 01:11:16,876 HOW LONG WILL YOU BE GONE? 1247 01:11:20,379 --> 01:11:21,881 LONG ENOUGH. 1248 01:11:26,418 --> 01:11:28,353 LONG ENOUGH FOR WHAT? 1249 01:11:28,420 --> 01:11:29,988 COME ON, MICHAEL. 1250 01:11:30,055 --> 01:11:31,557 REALLY? NOW? 1251 01:11:31,623 --> 01:11:33,258 I'M TOO TENSE. 1252 01:11:33,325 --> 01:11:35,127 THAT'S THE POINT. 1253 01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:43,469 MICHAEL. 1254 01:11:51,076 --> 01:11:53,078 KISSINGER LEFT FOR PARIS? 1255 01:11:53,145 --> 01:11:56,081 CRONKITE'S SUPPOSED TO INTERVIEW HIM TONIGHT. 1256 01:11:56,148 --> 01:11:58,083 DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME. 1257 01:11:58,150 --> 01:12:00,519 HAVE HENRY APOLOGIZE TO WALTER. 1258 01:12:00,586 --> 01:12:02,054 YEAH. BYE. 1259 01:12:02,121 --> 01:12:05,023 I NEED ■ FILLER FOR TONIGHT. 1260 01:12:05,090 --> 01:12:08,560 THERE'S A HUMAN INTEREST ITEM FROM OMAHA. 1261 01:12:08,627 --> 01:12:10,195 DEAD WAR HERO-- 1262 01:12:10,262 --> 01:12:13,766 CHOP IT TO TWO MINUTES FOR TONIGHT. 1263 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:17,002 MICHAEL. 1264 01:12:17,069 --> 01:12:18,503 YEAH? 1265 01:12:18,570 --> 01:12:22,374 I KNOW YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE AND ALL. 1266 01:12:24,743 --> 01:12:27,713 BUT I THINK I LOVE YOU. 1267 01:12:28,747 --> 01:12:30,115 WELL. 1268 01:12:32,150 --> 01:12:33,919 I LOVE YOU. 1269 01:12:32,150 --> 01:12:33,919 ■ 1270 01:12:33,986 --> 01:12:35,921 AND LOOK AT YOU-- 1271 01:12:35,988 --> 01:12:40,925 THE MIND OF A MANIAC, THE MOUTH OF A LONGSHOREMAN. 1272 01:12:40,992 --> 01:12:42,394 DO YOU? 1273 01:12:42,460 --> 01:12:44,096 YOU REALLY DO? 1274 01:12:44,163 --> 01:12:46,131 OF COURSE I DO. 1275 01:12:51,670 --> 01:12:53,639 BE QUIET. I'M THINKING. 1276 01:12:58,176 --> 01:13:00,045 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 1277 01:13:02,548 --> 01:13:06,018 I'M THINKING ABOUT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN 1278 01:13:06,085 --> 01:13:10,055 WHEN THAT COFFIN DOESN'T ARRIVE IN NEW YORK. 1279 01:13:17,529 --> 01:13:18,930 HOW LATE? 1280 01:13:18,997 --> 01:13:20,965 A COUPLE OF HOURS. 1281 01:13:21,032 --> 01:13:23,468 IT'S BEEN REROUTED THROUGH NEBRASKA. 1282 01:13:23,535 --> 01:13:25,804 SAY, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. 1283 01:13:25,870 --> 01:13:27,773 ARE YOU AN ACTRESS? 1284 01:13:29,141 --> 01:13:30,842 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1285 01:13:30,909 --> 01:13:32,410 AMRAIL. 1286 01:13:32,477 --> 01:13:34,479 OH, CHRIST! 1287 01:13:34,546 --> 01:13:36,381 HEY! HEY! 1288 01:13:36,448 --> 01:13:37,916 DAMN IT. 1289 01:13:37,982 --> 01:13:39,952 I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 1290 01:13:47,459 --> 01:13:49,928 I'M GETTING ME SOME COFFEE. 1291 01:13:49,995 --> 01:13:52,397 WHAT ARE YOU STOPPING FOR? 1292 01:13:52,464 --> 01:13:54,433 I CAN DRIVE. 1293 01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:57,836 NOBODY TOUCHES THIS WHEEL BUT WATSY KLINKOWITZ. 1294 01:13:57,903 --> 01:13:59,337 WHO'S HE? 1295 01:13:59,404 --> 01:14:01,840 WELCOME TO HIGH RIVER, NEBRASKA, 1296 01:14:01,907 --> 01:14:04,843 ON THIS SAD BUT TRIUMPHANT OCCASION. 1297 01:14:04,910 --> 01:14:07,345 WORDS CANNOT BEGIN TO CONVEY 1298 01:14:07,412 --> 01:14:09,815 OUR FEELINGS AT THIS MOMENT, 1299 01:14:09,881 --> 01:14:12,317 SO THERE WON'T BE ANY. 1300 01:14:12,384 --> 01:14:14,820 GET IT OUT OF THERE. 1301 01:14:20,358 --> 01:14:22,294 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.■ 1302 01:14:22,361 --> 01:14:24,796 YOUR HONOR. 1303 01:14:24,863 --> 01:14:27,199 IT IS YOUR HONOR. 1304 01:14:27,265 --> 01:14:28,700 MAYOR FRIZZOLI. 1305 01:14:28,767 --> 01:14:31,202 ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES. 1306 01:14:31,269 --> 01:14:33,672 THIS IS■ SERGEANT RANGELOFF, 1307 01:14:33,738 --> 01:14:35,707 SPECIAL GRAVES DETAIL. 1308 01:14:35,774 --> 01:14:38,744 AND I AM THE, UH... 1309 01:14:35,774 --> 01:14:38,744 ■ 1310 01:14:38,810 --> 01:14:41,513 THE REVEREND BASSINET,■ 1311 01:14:41,580 --> 01:14:45,084 WALKER BASSINET, MAJOR, U.S. ARMY. 1312 01:14:50,789 --> 01:14:53,726 CONTINUING OUR NIGHT OWLS'■ NEWS UPDATES. 1313 01:14:53,792 --> 01:14:57,162 HERE'S NADINE GARDNER IN HIGH RIVER, NEBRASKA. 1314 01:14:57,229 --> 01:15:00,165 OH, MY GOD! THIS IS ME! 1315 01:15:00,232 --> 01:15:03,168 I SHOULD HAVE CALLED MY AGENT. 1316 01:15:03,235 --> 01:15:06,171 WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME-- 1317 01:15:06,238 --> 01:15:07,839 OH, MY GOD! 1318 01:15:07,906 --> 01:15:09,341 MY TEETH! 1319 01:15:09,408 --> 01:15:11,676 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1320 01:15:11,743 --> 01:15:16,614 SOME OF YOU MAY WONDER WHY I'M NOT DRESSED IN... 1321 01:15:16,681 --> 01:15:18,283 WHAT IS IT? 1322 01:15:18,350 --> 01:15:20,285 FLOWERS FOR MRS. BIDDLEHOFF. 1323 01:15:20,352 --> 01:15:21,654 COFF. 1324 01:15:23,588 --> 01:15:25,891 MICHAEL, MICHAEL, MY DARLING. 1325 01:15:35,834 --> 01:15:38,937 SHE WAS IN HERE SITTING OVER THERE? 1326 01:15:39,003 --> 01:15:40,005 YES. 1327 01:15:40,072 --> 01:15:41,540 WATCHING TV? 1328 01:15:41,607 --> 01:15:44,009 YES. THEN SHE SUDDENLY LEFT. 1329 01:15:44,076 --> 01:15:45,544 WHAT SHOW? 1330 01:15:45,611 --> 01:15:47,178 THE 10:00 NEWS. 1331 01:15:47,245 --> 01:15:49,047 WHAT'S OUT THAT DOOR? 1332 01:15:49,114 --> 01:15:50,548 THE STREET. 1333 01:15:50,615 --> 01:15:51,750 GOOD. 1334 01:15:57,489 --> 01:15:59,992 THIS WILL TAKE ALL NIGHT. 1335 01:16:01,994 --> 01:16:03,428 AHHHH! 1336 01:16:03,495 --> 01:16:04,929 WHAT'S THAT? 1337 01:16:04,996 --> 01:16:07,432 NOTHING. SAVE YOUR BREATH, KID. 1338 01:16:07,498 --> 01:16:08,933 DIG. 1339 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,502 COME ON. 1340 01:16:27,685 --> 01:16:29,288 GET OUT. 1341 01:16:31,823 --> 01:16:32,890 MOVE! 1342 01:16:32,957 --> 01:16:35,426 NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE. 1343 01:16:35,493 --> 01:16:37,395 T■IS PLACE IS DESERTED. 1344 01:16:37,462 --> 01:16:40,932 WE'LL SIT AND WAIT FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND 1345 01:16:40,999 --> 01:16:43,402 TO BRING BACK MY MONEY. 1346 01:16:43,468 --> 01:16:46,472 COME ON. GET INSIDE. 1347 01:16:56,381 --> 01:16:58,350 THAT'S IT, GRAVE ROBBER! 1348 01:16:58,417 --> 01:16:59,885 GOOD! 1349 01:17:01,753 --> 01:17:02,888 OK. 1350 01:17:01,753 --> 01:17:02,888 ■ 1351 01:17:03,888 --> 01:17:05,824 LET'S FILL THE HOLE. 1352 01:17:05,890 --> 01:17:07,358 DIG. 1353 01:17:07,425 --> 01:17:09,327 [CAT MEOWS] 1354 01:17:09,394 --> 01:17:11,362 AHHH! WHAT'S THAT? 1355 01:17:11,429 --> 01:17:15,266 I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY. 1356 01:17:15,333 --> 01:17:16,635 MICHAEL! 1357 01:17:16,702 --> 01:17:18,337 MIKE...MICHAEL! 1358 01:17:24,243 --> 01:17:25,677 HE'S GONE! 1359 01:17:25,744 --> 01:17:27,178 HI, ISADORA! 1360 01:17:27,245 --> 01:17:29,181 COUSIN LANE! 1361 01:17:30,281 --> 01:17:32,017 YOU'VE RISEN? 1362 01:17:32,083 --> 01:17:33,051 HUH? 1363 01:17:33,118 --> 01:17:34,085 AHHH! 1364 01:17:34,152 --> 01:17:35,954 HE IS RISEN! 1365 01:17:36,021 --> 01:17:37,722 HE IS RISEN! 1366 01:17:37,789 --> 01:17:39,557 WAIT! IZZY! 1367 01:17:39,624 --> 01:17:42,928 I GOT TO TALK TO YOUR FATHER. 1368 01:17:46,265 --> 01:17:47,699 I KNEW IT. 1369 01:17:47,766 --> 01:17:50,168 I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 1370 01:17:50,235 --> 01:17:51,903 YOU CAN RETIRE. 1371 01:17:51,970 --> 01:17:55,173 WE'LL ALL RETIRE TO SING SING. 1372 01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:57,676 CALM DOWN. NOTHING'S HAPPENED YET. 1373 01:17:57,743 --> 01:17:59,711 IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 1374 01:18:04,749 --> 01:18:07,185 JUST GET ON THE LADDER. 1375 01:18:07,251 --> 01:18:09,154 HERE, GIVE ME THAT. 1376 01:18:09,221 --> 01:18:11,123 OW! GRAB IT. 1377 01:18:11,189 --> 01:18:14,159 THAT DOESN'T MEAN NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. 1378 01:18:16,194 --> 01:18:17,729 STANDISH! STANDISH! 1379 01:18:19,063 --> 01:18:20,566 OH, GOD. 1380 01:18:34,613 --> 01:18:37,548 SEE YOURSELF ON TV LAST NIGHT? 1381 01:18:37,615 --> 01:18:40,552 HAVE YOU SEEN MRS. BIDDLEHOFF--COFF? 1382 01:18:40,619 --> 01:18:43,688 NO. SHE'S INDISPOSED. IS ANYTHING WRONG? 1383 01:18:43,755 --> 01:18:45,157 NO...NO. 1384 01:18:47,993 --> 01:18:49,961 A WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN, 1385 01:18:50,028 --> 01:18:52,964 RESPONDING TO QUESTIONS ABOUT PRESIDENT NIXON'S 1386 01:18:53,031 --> 01:18:54,967 PUBLIC BLOWUP AT... 1387 01:18:55,033 --> 01:18:56,468 DADDY! DADDY! 1388 01:18:56,535 --> 01:18:57,602 WHAT? 1389 01:18:57,669 --> 01:18:59,270 HE IS RISEN! 1390 01:18:59,337 --> 01:19:02,807 COUSIN LANE IS RISEN FROM THE DEAD. 1391 01:19:02,874 --> 01:19:05,777 I SAW HIM IN THE CEMETERY. 1392 01:19:05,844 --> 01:19:07,812 THE BOX WAS EMPTY. 1393 01:19:07,879 --> 01:19:09,314 WHAT BOX? 1394 01:19:09,381 --> 01:19:12,284 THE COFFIN. HE'S OUT OF IT. 1395 01:19:12,350 --> 01:19:14,252 SO ARE YOU, ISADORA. 1396 01:19:14,318 --> 01:19:17,188 TAKE ONE OF YOUR ANTICRAZY PILLS 1397 01:19:17,255 --> 01:19:19,658 AND LEAVE YOUR FATHER ALONE. 1398 01:19:19,724 --> 01:19:21,393 BUT IT'S TRUE. 1399 01:19:22,427 --> 01:19:23,494 LOOK. 1400 01:19:23,561 --> 01:19:25,230 THERE HE IS. 1401 01:19:27,732 --> 01:19:29,167 UNCLE MARIO, 1402 01:19:29,233 --> 01:19:32,738 HAVE I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 1403 01:19:33,938 --> 01:19:36,874 SHE'S NOT HERE! SHE'S NOT ANYWHERE! 1404 01:19:36,941 --> 01:19:38,977 I'M CALLING THE POLICE. 1405 01:19:36,941 --> 01:19:38,977 ■ 1406 01:19:41,413 --> 01:19:43,781 "IF YOU WANT HER BACK ALIVE!" 1407 01:19:43,848 --> 01:19:45,450 OH, MY GOD! 1408 01:19:45,517 --> 01:19:48,453 THE ADDRESS WHERE HE'S HOLDING HER 1409 01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:50,989 IS ON THE OTHER SIDE. 1410 01:19:51,056 --> 01:19:55,961 MICHAEL, I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY. 1411 01:19:56,027 --> 01:19:57,095 OK? 1412 01:19:57,162 --> 01:19:58,330 NOW... 1413 01:20:04,870 --> 01:20:06,571 AHHH! AH! 1414 01:20:06,638 --> 01:20:08,640 AH! AHHHH! 1415 01:20:08,706 --> 01:20:11,576 AH! AH! AHHH! 1416 01:20:11,643 --> 01:20:13,678 AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! 1417 01:20:13,745 --> 01:20:15,513 AHHHHHHH! 1418 01:20:15,580 --> 01:20:18,116 ■ 1419 01:20:15,580 --> 01:20:18,116 AHHHHHHH! 1420 01:20:18,183 --> 01:20:20,084 AHHH! AHHH! 1421 01:20:20,151 --> 01:20:22,220 AHHH! AHHH! 1422 01:20:24,989 --> 01:20:27,158 AHHHHH! HAA! HAA! 1423 01:20:27,225 --> 01:20:28,659 SHUT UP. 1424 01:20:28,726 --> 01:20:30,195 SHUT UP! 1425 01:20:30,262 --> 01:20:31,362 AHHHHHHH! 1426 01:20:30,262 --> 01:20:31,362 ■ 1427 01:20:31,429 --> 01:20:34,432 AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! 1428 01:20:34,499 --> 01:20:36,500 AHHH! AHHH! 1429 01:20:36,567 --> 01:20:38,135 ■ 1430 01:20:36,567 --> 01:20:38,135 AHHHHH! 1431 01:20:38,202 --> 01:20:40,405 AHHHHHH! 1432 01:20:46,311 --> 01:20:47,578 [RING] 1433 01:20:47,645 --> 01:20:49,648 HIGH RIVER POLICE. 1434 01:20:51,149 --> 01:20:53,084 WHO WANTS HIM? 1435 01:20:53,150 --> 01:20:54,452 WHO? 1436 01:20:54,518 --> 01:20:57,489 I'LL SEE IF HE'S HERE. 1437 01:20:57,556 --> 01:20:59,123 UH, CHIEF! 1438 01:20:59,190 --> 01:21:00,258 YEAH? 1439 01:21:00,325 --> 01:21:01,426 PHONE. 1440 01:21:01,492 --> 01:21:03,461 IS IT MY WIFE? 1441 01:21:03,527 --> 01:21:05,463 NO, IT'S THE PREACHER. 1442 01:21:05,529 --> 01:21:06,665 OK. 1443 01:21:14,539 --> 01:21:16,942 NEVER MARRY A LITHUANIAN WOMAN. 1444 01:21:17,008 --> 01:21:18,977 CHIEF BUMBALEE HERE. 1445 01:21:19,043 --> 01:21:22,213 OH, HELLO, REVEREND. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 1446 01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:25,149 THE SOLDIER I CAME HERE WITH 1447 01:21:25,216 --> 01:21:27,986 IS NOT A SOLDIER AT ALL. 1448 01:21:28,053 --> 01:21:29,821 HE'S AN ESCAPED CONVICT. 1449 01:21:29,888 --> 01:21:33,658 GET THE MAYOR ON THE OTHER PHONE. 1450 01:21:33,725 --> 01:21:37,229 HE'S RIGHT IN THE NEXT ROOM. 1451 01:21:37,295 --> 01:21:41,065 JUST ACT NORMAL. DO WHAT YOU ALWAYS DO. 1452 01:21:41,132 --> 01:21:42,733 PRAY OR SOMETHING. 1453 01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:45,103 BLESS YOU, MY SON. 1454 01:21:45,170 --> 01:21:46,571 YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 1455 01:21:46,638 --> 01:21:49,074 DO YOU HAVE THE MAYOR? 1456 01:21:49,140 --> 01:21:50,742 NO, IT'S BUSY. 1457 01:21:50,809 --> 01:21:52,744 GO TO HIS HOUSE. 1458 01:21:52,811 --> 01:21:55,746 BRING HIM TO THE GATEWAY HOTEL. 1459 01:21:55,813 --> 01:21:58,817 SHOULD I HANG UP THE PHONE? 1460 01:22:05,056 --> 01:22:08,326 YOU GOT THE RIGHT ADDRESS AND EVERYTHING? 1461 01:22:08,393 --> 01:22:09,661 [SPLASH] 1462 01:22:10,929 --> 01:22:13,432 JUST FINE. THIS IS FINE. 1463 01:22:19,237 --> 01:22:20,839 WAIT HERE. 1464 01:22:31,015 --> 01:22:32,184 HEY! 1465 01:22:31,015 --> 01:22:32,184 ■ 1466 01:22:35,553 --> 01:22:37,388 ALL RIGHT, TURN LEFT. 1467 01:22:37,455 --> 01:22:38,890 TURN LEFT HERE. 1468 01:22:38,957 --> 01:22:42,027 THAT'S ALL I NEED, A HIJACKER. 1469 01:22:52,204 --> 01:22:55,207 TAKE THIS BACK TO THE FARM. 1470 01:23:19,197 --> 01:23:22,100 GUESS WHO'S HERE EATING MY BREAKFAST 1471 01:23:22,166 --> 01:23:26,638 AND TELLING ME A CRAZY STORY ABOUT GRAVE ROBBERS? 1472 01:23:26,705 --> 01:23:30,141 YOUR IDIOT SON, LANE BIDDLECOFF, THAT'S WHO! 1473 01:23:30,208 --> 01:23:31,676 ANNA-MARIE? 1474 01:23:34,178 --> 01:23:35,546 I... 1475 01:23:35,613 --> 01:23:37,082 ANNA-MARIE! 1476 01:23:38,116 --> 01:23:41,519 I SAID KEEP HIM IN THE HOUSE! 1477 01:23:41,586 --> 01:23:43,521 YOU LET HIM OUT! 1478 01:23:43,587 --> 01:23:47,024 WHAT'S IT LIKE ON THE OTHER SIDE? 1479 01:23:47,091 --> 01:23:48,393 VIETNAM? 1480 01:23:48,459 --> 01:23:51,997 NO. AFTER DEATH. WHAT IS IT LIKE? 1481 01:23:52,063 --> 01:23:55,100 I'M NOT DEAD. 1482 01:23:55,166 --> 01:23:57,568 NOT NOW, BUT YOU WERE. 1483 01:23:57,635 --> 01:23:59,737 DID YOU MEET GOD? 1484 01:23:59,804 --> 01:24:03,574 HARRIET DOESN'T KNOW. SHE'S GOT A BIG MOUTH. 1485 01:24:03,641 --> 01:24:07,478 ALL IT TAKES IS ONE AMBITIOUS YOUNG COP 1486 01:24:07,545 --> 01:24:11,983 TO FIND OUT I'VE BEEN HARBORING A VIETNAM DESERTER, 1487 01:24:12,049 --> 01:24:14,919 AND THEY'LL COME HERE WITH HANDCUFFS! 1488 01:24:14,986 --> 01:24:16,921 PHONE DOWN, HANDS UP. 1489 01:24:16,988 --> 01:24:19,924 I'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK. 1490 01:24:19,991 --> 01:24:22,160 JEFF! LONG TIME, NO SEE. 1491 01:24:19,991 --> 01:24:22,160 ■ 1492 01:24:22,227 --> 01:24:25,162 HI, LANE. PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 1493 01:24:25,229 --> 01:24:27,165 PUT THAT THING AWAY. 1494 01:24:27,232 --> 01:24:29,768 YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. 1495 01:24:29,834 --> 01:24:31,702 I'M MAKING CAPTAIN. 1496 01:24:31,769 --> 01:24:33,705 THAT'S WHAT I'M MAKING. 1497 01:24:35,540 --> 01:24:37,976 IS THIS 65 1/2 LIGATION ROAD? 1498 01:24:38,042 --> 01:24:39,244 YES. 1499 01:24:39,311 --> 01:24:41,813 THIS IS 65 1/2 LIGATION ROAD? 1500 01:24:41,879 --> 01:24:42,980 YES.■ 1501 01:24:43,047 --> 01:24:44,682 WHERE'S THE HOUSE? 1502 01:24:44,748 --> 01:24:47,151 THEY MOVED IT DOWN THERE. 1503 01:24:47,218 --> 01:24:50,488 THEY TOOK THE HOUSE! IT'S GONE! 1504 01:24:50,555 --> 01:24:51,856 WHERE? 1505 01:24:51,923 --> 01:24:54,358 DOWN THE ROAD THAT WAY! 1506 01:24:54,425 --> 01:24:56,360 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 1507 01:24:56,427 --> 01:24:58,363 YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT! 1508 01:24:58,429 --> 01:25:02,800 I FEEL LIKE DOROTHY IN THE WIZARD OF OZ. 1509 01:25:02,867 --> 01:25:06,171 LET'S GO DOWN THE ROAD. 1510 01:25:08,539 --> 01:25:11,977 THE PLACE HAS BEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. 1511 01:25:12,043 --> 01:25:15,880 THE SARGE WAS LOOKING FOR THE WIDOW BIDDLECOFF. 1512 01:25:15,946 --> 01:25:17,915 I'LL CALL THE MAYOR. 1513 01:25:17,982 --> 01:25:20,952 HE SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW. 1514 01:25:25,290 --> 01:25:27,258 CAN YOU HELP ME? 1515 01:25:25,290 --> 01:25:27,258 ■ 1516 01:25:27,324 --> 01:25:29,760 IS SERGEANT RANGELOFF REGISTERED HERE? 1517 01:25:29,827 --> 01:25:32,830 YEAH, HE IS, BUT HE'S OUT. 1518 01:25:32,897 --> 01:25:35,800 I'M LOOKING FOR THE SERGEANT MYSELF. 1519 01:25:35,866 --> 01:25:37,802 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 1520 01:25:37,869 --> 01:25:39,504 WHO ARE YOU? 1521 01:25:39,571 --> 01:25:41,172 MRS. LANE BIDDLECOFF. 1522 01:25:41,239 --> 01:25:43,674 YOU'RE LATE FOR THE FUNERAL. 1523 01:25:43,741 --> 01:25:45,676 I MISSED MY CONNECTION. 1524 01:25:45,743 --> 01:25:48,680 TOO BAD YOU WASTED A TRIP. 1525 01:25:48,747 --> 01:25:50,648 WHAT I MEAN IS, 1526 01:25:50,715 --> 01:25:53,651 THE WIDOW BIDDLECOFF IS HERE ALREADY. 1527 01:25:53,717 --> 01:25:55,686 I'M HIS SECOND WIFE. 1528 01:25:55,753 --> 01:25:58,689 HOW DO YOU KNOW SERGEANT RANGELOFF? 1529 01:25:58,756 --> 01:26:01,091 HE'S GOT LANE'S PERSONAL EFFECTS. 1530 01:26:01,158 --> 01:26:04,062 THAT FIRST WIFE ISN'T GETTING EVERYTHING. 1531 01:26:04,128 --> 01:26:06,096 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1532 01:26:06,163 --> 01:26:08,566 NOT SO FAST, MISS LATIMER. 1533 01:26:08,633 --> 01:26:10,568 FBI, I'LL TAKE CHARGE. 1534 01:26:10,635 --> 01:26:12,603 OK, PUT THEM UP. 1535 01:26:12,670 --> 01:26:14,572 YOU, BACK! YEAH, YOU! 1536 01:26:14,638 --> 01:26:16,107 COME ON, YEAH. 1537 01:26:16,173 --> 01:26:17,575 YOU, COME ON! 1538 01:26:17,642 --> 01:26:19,144 AHHHH! 1539 01:26:20,678 --> 01:26:23,080 GET YOUR HANDS OFF, PIG! 1540 01:26:23,147 --> 01:26:25,616 ALL RIGHT! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! 1541 01:26:25,683 --> 01:26:28,586 JUST WALK IN FRONT OF ME. 1542 01:26:28,653 --> 01:26:30,055 VERY SLOWLY. 1543 01:26:30,121 --> 01:26:31,522 THANKS A LOT. 1544 01:26:31,589 --> 01:26:33,525 I'LL READ YOUR RIGHTS. 1545 01:26:33,591 --> 01:26:37,061 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 1546 01:26:37,128 --> 01:26:39,029 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT-- 1547 01:26:39,096 --> 01:26:40,364 SHUT UP! 1548 01:26:40,431 --> 01:26:42,934 WHERE THE HELL'S MY CAR? 1549 01:26:43,934 --> 01:26:45,870 OK, IT'S OVER THERE. 1550 01:26:45,937 --> 01:26:47,539 IT'S DOWN THERE! 1551 01:26:45,937 --> 01:26:47,539 ■ 1552 01:26:47,605 --> 01:26:49,207 MAKE THE TURN! 1553 01:26:49,274 --> 01:26:51,075 MAKE THE-- 1554 01:26:51,142 --> 01:26:52,610 WHOA! 1555 01:26:59,384 --> 01:27:03,320 FIND A PLACE AND TURN THIS THING AROUND. 1556 01:27:03,387 --> 01:27:05,357 ALL RIGHT! RELAX! 1557 01:27:10,061 --> 01:27:11,629 OH, CHRIST! 1558 01:27:23,507 --> 01:27:26,277 ♪ WELL, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FOOLIN'? ♪ 1559 01:27:26,343 --> 01:27:27,812 ♪ YOU SAY YOU'RE HAVIN' FUN... ♪ 1560 01:27:27,878 --> 01:27:31,249 YOU'RE NOT GIVING HIM THAT MONEY. 1561 01:27:31,315 --> 01:27:34,486 ♪ JUST LYIN' IN THE SUN ♪ 1562 01:27:31,315 --> 01:27:34,486 ■ 1563 01:27:34,552 --> 01:27:37,188 ♪ YOU TRIED TO BE A HERO ♪ 1564 01:27:37,254 --> 01:27:39,090 ♪ COMMIT THE PERFECT CRIME... ♪ 1565 01:27:39,157 --> 01:27:40,858 I'M GETTING OUT. 1566 01:27:40,925 --> 01:27:43,127 ♪ BUT THE DOLLAR GOT YOU DANCIN' ♪ 1567 01:27:43,194 --> 01:27:46,130 ♪ AND YOU'RE RUNNIN' OUT OF TIME ♪ 1568 01:27:46,197 --> 01:27:49,534 ♪ YOU'RE MESSIN' UP THE WATER... ♪ 1569 01:27:49,601 --> 01:27:50,868 STANDISH! 1570 01:27:50,935 --> 01:27:52,370 STANDISH! 1571 01:27:52,436 --> 01:27:54,538 STANDISH! STANDISH! 1572 01:27:54,605 --> 01:27:58,509 ♪ YOU'RE POISONIN' YOUR MIND... ♪ 1573 01:27:58,576 --> 01:27:59,811 STANDISH! 1574 01:27:59,878 --> 01:28:01,813 [MUFFLED VOICE] 1575 01:28:01,880 --> 01:28:03,180 STANDISH! 1576 01:28:03,247 --> 01:28:05,383 ♪ YOU WATCH THE TELEVISION... ♪ 1577 01:28:05,450 --> 01:28:06,517 STANDISH? 1578 01:28:06,583 --> 01:28:08,886 ♪ IT TELLS YOU THAT YOU SHOULD ♪ 1579 01:28:08,952 --> 01:28:11,121 ♪ HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN THIS WAY? ♪ 1580 01:28:11,188 --> 01:28:13,757 ♪ YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY... ♪ 1581 01:28:13,824 --> 01:28:17,729 THAT MAN STUCK THIS HAIR IN MY MOUTH 1582 01:28:17,795 --> 01:28:19,730 SO I WOULDN'T--AHHH! 1583 01:28:19,797 --> 01:28:24,368 ♪ CHILD OF VISION... ♪ 1584 01:28:24,435 --> 01:28:25,870 HOLD IT! 1585 01:28:29,573 --> 01:28:33,544 ♪ FIND YOURSELF ♪ 1586 01:28:33,611 --> 01:28:39,951 ♪ A NEW AMBITION ♪ 1587 01:28:40,018 --> 01:28:42,820 ♪ I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE ♪ 1588 01:28:42,887 --> 01:28:44,488 ♪ YOU'RE SAYIN' NOTHIN' NEW ♪ 1589 01:28:44,555 --> 01:28:48,259 ♪ I THOUGHT I SAW A RAINBOW ♪ 1590 01:28:48,326 --> 01:28:51,595 ♪ BUT I GUESS IT WASN'T TRUE ♪ 1591 01:28:51,662 --> 01:28:53,965 ♪ YOU CANNOT MAKE ME LISTEN ♪ 1592 01:28:54,031 --> 01:28:56,167 ♪ I CANNOT MAKE YOU HEAR ♪ 1593 01:28:56,234 --> 01:28:58,669 ♪ S0 YOU FIND YOUR WAY TO HEAVEN ♪ 1594 01:28:58,736 --> 01:29:02,640 ♪ AND I'LL MEET YOU WHEN YOU'RE THERE ♪ 1595 01:29:02,706 --> 01:29:05,843 ♪ HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN THIS WAY? ♪ 1596 01:29:05,910 --> 01:29:08,312 ♪ YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ♪ 1597 01:29:08,379 --> 01:29:09,880 ♪ WE HAVE NO REASON TO FIGHT ♪ 1598 01:29:09,947 --> 01:29:11,616 ♪ 'CAUSE WE BOTH KNOW THAT WE'RE RIGHT ♪ 1599 01:29:11,682 --> 01:29:16,987 ♪ CHILD OF VISION ♪ 1600 01:29:17,054 --> 01:29:22,826 ♪ WON'T YOU LISTEN? ♪ 1601 01:29:22,893 --> 01:29:27,231 ♪ FIND YOURSELF ♪ 1602 01:29:27,298 --> 01:29:33,805 ♪ A NEW AMBITION ♪♪ 1603 01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:43,548 STANDISH! 1604 01:29:56,994 --> 01:29:58,462 OH, NO! 1605 01:29:58,529 --> 01:29:59,964 AHHHH! 1606 01:30:04,902 --> 01:30:06,804 DID YOU SEE THAT? 1607 01:30:06,871 --> 01:30:08,405 THAT'S IT. 1608 01:30:08,472 --> 01:30:09,807 MICHAEL. 1609 01:30:16,614 --> 01:30:18,082 LOOK OUT! 1610 01:30:19,450 --> 01:30:21,352 THIS WON'T HURT A-- 1611 01:30:21,419 --> 01:30:22,787 AHHHHHHHH! 1612 01:30:22,854 --> 01:30:24,021 SORRY! 1613 01:30:24,088 --> 01:30:25,857 GIVE ME THE MONEY! 1614 01:30:36,767 --> 01:30:38,736 [WARNING BELLS CLANG] 1615 01:30:47,478 --> 01:30:49,080 GIVE ME THAT! 1616 01:30:49,147 --> 01:30:50,181 STANDISH! 1617 01:30:51,382 --> 01:30:53,851 [TRAIN WHISTLE] 1618 01:31:13,838 --> 01:31:15,272 I LOVE YOU. 1619 01:31:15,339 --> 01:31:16,774 I LOVE YOU. 1620 01:31:16,841 --> 01:31:18,208 [TRAIN WHISTLE] 1621 01:31:18,275 --> 01:31:19,711 OH, NO! 1622 01:31:47,438 --> 01:31:50,008 ORMOND, FBI. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 1623 01:31:52,176 --> 01:31:53,778 YOU BASTARD! 1624 01:31:53,844 --> 01:31:55,146 BYE! 1625 01:31:55,212 --> 01:31:57,281 I'LL GET YOU! 1626 01:31:57,348 --> 01:31:58,783 YOU BASTARD! 1627 01:31:58,850 --> 01:32:01,986 YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! 1628 01:32:02,053 --> 01:32:05,023 LET'S WAVE THE MONEY AT HIM. 1629 01:32:07,191 --> 01:32:08,693 WHAT'S THIS? 1630 01:32:11,062 --> 01:32:12,896 THE YELLOW'S THE CLASSIFIED. 1631 01:32:12,963 --> 01:32:14,598 WHERE'S THE MONEY? 1632 01:32:14,665 --> 01:32:16,534 HE SWITCHED THE BAGS! 1633 01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:19,036 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1634 01:32:19,103 --> 01:32:21,872 YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE ME. 1635 01:32:21,939 --> 01:32:24,374 WHEN DID HE DO IT? 1636 01:32:24,441 --> 01:32:28,546 WHAT DOES IT MATTER? WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER. 1637 01:32:28,612 --> 01:32:31,549 COME ON, FORGET ABOUT THE MONEY. 1638 01:32:31,616 --> 01:32:34,718 I SUPPOSE YOU NEED A LITTLE. 1639 01:32:34,785 --> 01:32:36,721 YOU MADE THE SWITCH. 1640 01:32:36,788 --> 01:32:40,224 GOT TO HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE. 1641 01:32:40,291 --> 01:32:43,227 YOU HAD IT ALL THE TIME. 1642 01:32:43,294 --> 01:32:44,795 TWO CARS. 1643 01:32:44,862 --> 01:32:48,666 I WAS ALMOST KILLED FOR TWO PHONE BOOKS! 1644 01:32:48,732 --> 01:32:49,967 SHH! 1645 01:32:50,033 --> 01:32:51,636 MICHAEL, I'M COUNTING. 1646 01:32:51,702 --> 01:32:53,504 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 1647 01:32:55,539 --> 01:32:57,475 SAVE SOME FOR YOURSELF. 1648 01:32:57,541 --> 01:32:59,243 NOT TO WORRY. 1649 01:32:59,310 --> 01:33:01,979 ♪ DID YOU WRITE THE BOOK OF LOVE?... ♪ 1650 01:33:02,046 --> 01:33:03,948 THIS SIDE IS MINE. 1651 01:33:04,015 --> 01:33:05,983 ♪ DO YOU HAVE FAITH IN GOD ABOVE? ♪ 1652 01:33:06,050 --> 01:33:09,987 ♪ IF THE BIBLE TELLS YOU SO ♪ 1653 01:33:10,054 --> 01:33:13,523 ♪ NOW, DO YOU BELIEVE IN ROCK 'N ROLL? ♪ 1654 01:33:13,590 --> 01:33:16,894 ♪ CAN MUSIC SAVE YOUR MORTAL SOUL? ♪ 1655 01:33:16,961 --> 01:33:20,231 ♪ AND CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE ♪ 1656 01:33:20,297 --> 01:33:23,367 ♪ REAL SLOW? ♪ 1657 01:33:23,434 --> 01:33:27,004 ♪ WELL, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM ♪ 1658 01:33:27,071 --> 01:33:30,841 ♪ 'CAUSE I SAW YOU DANCIN' IN THE GYM ♪ 1659 01:33:30,908 --> 01:33:33,844 ♪ YOU BOTH KICKED OFF YOUR SHOES ♪ 1660 01:33:33,911 --> 01:33:37,281 ♪ MAN, I DIG THOSE RHYTHM 'N BLUES ♪ 1661 01:33:37,348 --> 01:33:40,851 ♪ I WAS A LONELY TEENAGE BRONCIN' BUCK ♪ 1662 01:33:40,918 --> 01:33:44,522 ♪ WITH A PINK CARNATION AND A PICKUP TRUCK ♪ 1663 01:33:44,588 --> 01:33:47,691 ♪ BUT I KNEW I WAS OUT OF LUCK ♪ 1664 01:33:47,758 --> 01:33:49,393 ♪ THE DAY ♪ 1665 01:33:49,460 --> 01:33:52,296 ♪ THE MUSIC DIED ♪ 1666 01:33:53,531 --> 01:33:54,932 ♪ I STARTED SINGIN' ♪ 1667 01:33:54,999 --> 01:33:57,868 ♪ BYE-BYE, MISS AMERICAN PIE ♪ 1668 01:33:57,934 --> 01:33:59,804 ♪ DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVEE ♪ 1669 01:33:59,871 --> 01:34:01,639 ♪ BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY ♪ 1670 01:34:01,706 --> 01:34:03,107 ♪ THEM GOOD OL' BOYS ♪ 1671 01:34:03,173 --> 01:34:04,975 ♪ WERE DRINKIN' WHISKEY AND RYE ♪ 1672 01:34:05,042 --> 01:34:08,880 ♪ AND SINGIN' THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE ♪ 1673 01:34:08,946 --> 01:34:09,981 ♪ DIE ♪ 1674 01:34:11,782 --> 01:34:15,253 ♪ NOW FOR 10 YEARS, WE'VE BEEN ON OUR OWN ♪ 1675 01:34:15,319 --> 01:34:19,022 ♪ AND MOSS GROWS FAT ON A ROLLIN' STONE ♪ 1676 01:34:19,089 --> 01:34:22,593 ♪ BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT USED TO BE ♪ 1677 01:34:23,961 --> 01:34:27,464 ♪ WHEN THE JESTER SANG FOR THE KING AND QUEEN ♪ 1678 01:34:27,531 --> 01:34:31,001 ♪ IN A COAT HE BORROWED FROM JAMES DEAN ♪ 1679 01:34:31,068 --> 01:34:37,575 ♪ IN A VOICE THAT CAME FROM YOU AND ME ♪ 1680 01:34:37,642 --> 01:34:41,512 ♪ OH, AND WHILE THE KING WAS LOOKING DOWN ♪ 1681 01:34:41,579 --> 01:34:45,115 ♪ THE JESTER STOLE HIS THORNY CROWN ♪ 1682 01:34:45,182 --> 01:34:48,785 ♪ THE COURTROOM WAS ADJOURNED ♪ 1683 01:34:48,852 --> 01:34:51,622 ♪ NO VERDICT WAS RETURNED ♪ 1684 01:34:51,689 --> 01:34:55,492 ♪ AND WHILE LENNON READ A BOOK OF MARX ♪ 1685 01:34:55,559 --> 01:34:58,629 ♪ THE QUARTET PRACTICED IN THE PARK ♪♪ 1686 01:34:58,696 --> 01:35:00,664 CAPTIONING FUNDED BY CBS/FOX 1687 01:35:00,731 --> 01:35:02,633 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 1688 01:35:02,699 --> 01:35:04,735 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1984 CBS INC. 1689 01:35:04,802 --> 01:35:06,671 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 99476