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DREAMING OF FREAKING FAIRY TALE
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All fairy-tale princes are
rich, handsome and sweet.
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They are all very similar,
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as if they were cloned
from one prince.
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But being born
into a rich family
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doesn't always guarantee
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a sunny disposition
and a kind heart.
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Mirror, Mirror on the wall,
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who's the handsomest
of them all?
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You are, of course, Prince.
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If you're lying, I'll smash you.
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There's also a gen Z,
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8th-gen, conglomerate family
prince who's nuts.
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Let's begin the romance story
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of the 8th generation
conglomerate family prince.
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I'm going to sue you.
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For attempted murder.
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"Attempted murder?"
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Darn it.
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What the heck is this?
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You're after my money,
aren't you?
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I, I don't even know
how much money you have.
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It's immeasurable
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because it's increasing
as we speak from interest.
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So instead of using
dirty tricks like this,
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just come out and ask for money.
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Why would I?
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I'm more scared of dying than
anything in the entire world.
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There are so many things
to enjoy in life,
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but if I'm dead,
I can't enjoy them.
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He's crazy.
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I shouldn't get mixed up
with him.
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Okay, I am very sorry,
but it was an accident.
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Let me have my shoe back.
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I can't give you the evidence.
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Why do you need evidence?
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-I told you it wasn't so.
-I don't believe you.
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A perfectly fine shoe came off
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and fell right
on top of my head?
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How can something like that
happen without intent?
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You totally did it on purpose.
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That's what people generally
call an unfortunate accident.
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If bird poop
hits you on the street,
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do you blame the bird
for holding a grudge?
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I'm not that unlucky.
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Luck is on my side.
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You're not that lucky.
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I said it was an accident.
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Give me back my shoe.
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Really?
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Don't you have any manners?
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I guess I don't.
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So give it to me.
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No, never.
I'm going to get this resolved.
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No mercy.
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If you keep this up,
it won't end well.
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For me or for you?
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For both of us.
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I have the worst luck,
so if you mess with me,
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my bad luck
will rub off on you, too.
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Do you want to be miserable?
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This is intent.
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And this is good will.
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I saved your life.
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The hour hand met
the minute hand,
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striking 12 o'clock,
as two strangers met,
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the beginning of new magic.
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How could he take a shoe
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from someone who's
about to have a job interview?
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But, Shin Jae-rim,
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you need to be nice to the rude,
rich people from now on.
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Relax.
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I am an Angel Manager.
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From this moment on, smile.
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CEO MOON CHA-MIN
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Wow.
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What just walked in?
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I thought you were
Satan without wings.
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RESUME
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Oh, you're here
for the interview.
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I'm sorry,
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but only a kind person
can be an angel.
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The job involves
connecting people,
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and a mean person
will make it fail.
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Huh?
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What's going on?
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Why are you quiet?
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You were quite chatty earlier.
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If there's anything you
want to say, go ahead.
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Does it feel good
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to be the boss
and talk to me this way?
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It's the best.
It's electrifying.
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Then...
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What if I prayed?
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You said you're
scared of dying, right?
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In what will be
a rather short life of yours,
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I pray that you
will never be able to buy
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any amount of happiness
with all that money you have.
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I was really desperate
for this job.
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So it wouldn't be fair
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if you are the only one
who gets to be happy.
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Then...
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what do you want?
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Lightning shall strike
the top of your head
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and come out of your ass!
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When an animal's life
is at stake,
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they instinctively
put up a fight.
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A zebra will kick a predator
with its hind legs,
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A piglet will roar at a lion.
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And at this moment, Jae-rim,
with her indomitable spirit,
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gave Cha-min a verbal slap.
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By the way, what's the deal
with that umbrella?
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Is it like a security blanket?
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He suffers from
the "watch your six" syndrome.
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So he uses that umbrella to be
on alert and protect himself.
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How can that protect him?
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Who knows?
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Maybe there's a weapon
hidden inside that umbrella.
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How can the CEO be that young?
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He's young and rich,
but I'm young and poor.
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He's the weird one
for being rich when he's young.
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It's unfair.
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I'm young, so I should shine,
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but I feel small and miserable
because I'm poor.
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You've been good
and hard-working,
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and one day you meet
the love of your life.
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And he turns out to be rich.
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I wonder if anything like this
could happen to us.
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Even if you ran big data
analyses on our lives,
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it wouldn't happen.
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People like us have to fight
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for chances like that
with all we got.
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Oh, I can't stand that man.
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Aren't they watching up
in heaven?
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They should strike him
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with lightning, rumble,
boom, bang!
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Like this, you know?
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Lightning shall strike
the top of your head
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and come out of your ass!
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Ugh, the trauma.
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I saved your life.
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Have you finally gone crazy?
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What's wrong?
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I met this woman, but...
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it was very weird.
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Wait, did she slap you?
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My ears did feel numb.
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When rich people like us
get slapped, we can't help
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but fall for the girl.
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Fall for the girl? Me?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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What? Fall for her?
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There's no way
I can be attracted to her.
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Peekaboo.
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What are you doing?
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No.
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Go away.
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Go away.
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He told me to regard women
as nothing but rocks.
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She's a rock, a rock.
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Okay.
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One.
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Rock.
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What rock? Jae-rim rock?
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Oh, this is driving me crazy.
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I must have lost my mind.
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Why does she keep appearing?
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Oh, this is nuts.
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Oh, seriously.
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Man.
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Huh?
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Oh, seriously.
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Darn it.
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Ugh.
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She isn't much to look at.
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What kind of trick
did she play on me?
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Could it be...
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hypnosis?
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Cold brew, cold brew.
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Turn into a delicious latte.
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Ha!
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Whoa! Magic.
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This is nice.
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HEALTH INSURANCE
PAYMENT PAST DUE
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Paying for insurance
is killing me.
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INFO ABOUT INTEREST
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ON UNPAID STUDENT LOANS
AFTER FINDING A JOB
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My part-time job pays peanuts,
and it's already gone.
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Hello? Who is this?
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This is Moon Cha-min,
CEO of Chungdam Heaven.
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Why are you calling me
on such a fine morning?
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So I can have you come early
to Chungdam Heaven.
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Are you still at it?
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It was a mistake,
and I apologized.
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Are you a pervert
who enjoys hearing profanities?
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Do I need to get warmed up?
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Sure, do it in front of me,
face to face.
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I don't want to get involved
with you ever again.
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Oh, is that so?
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Well, that's unfortunate.
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I was calling to tell you
that you got the job.
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What?
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What are you trying to do?
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Are you planning
on torturing me?
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I wouldn't dare, considering all
the curses you might put on me.
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I almost thought
you were Jang Hui-bin.
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If you really did,
why would you want me?
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Because Jang Hui-bin
is interesting.
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You're entertaining.
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Unbelievable.
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Who'd be willing to work
with such a nutcase...
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people might wonder.
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But I would.
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UBCB, use barbarians
to control barbarians.
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UNCN, use nutcases
to control nutcases.
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You are so unpredictable.
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You can predict you'll see me
at Chungdam Heaven today.
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Okay, come quick.
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I'll be expecting you.
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Does this mean today
is our first day together?
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Please make sure to pay me
for every day I'm there.
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I have no intention
of offering you free labor,
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not even for a minute.
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I'll see you later.
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Dad!
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Dad!
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Wow, I'm pretty
good-looking, yes.
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Look at my jawline.
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Ouch.
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Why should I get dressed up
just for her?
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Oh.
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Women hate gold necklaces.
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There you are.
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Ugh.
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Women hate tight pants.
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How insane.
I make even these look good.
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No, I should be humble.
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Ugh, there's fur everywhere.
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I have a stuffy nose.
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This is what I call
a true man's combat uniform.
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This isn't because I want
to make a good impression.
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But what if she falls for me?
That would complicate things.
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This would be perfect.
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I think she's going to hate it.
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Hello, sir.
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Wow, I guess you can be polite
and reasonable sometimes.
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When I have to make money,
I can be.
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You respond well
to financial therapy.
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Yes, I like money very much.
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My character
is directly proportional
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to my monthly salary.
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That's not
what I expected from you.
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My experience has taught me
to be afraid of money.
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So I'm going to obey
and comply with capitalism.
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So, what kind of work
do you need me to do?
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A kind smile.
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A capitalistic smile.
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No, thank you.
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If there's anything
you want to say, go ahead.
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Don't hold back.
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That's what I like about you.
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Oh.
263
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,173
Can I really be honest?
264
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,425
Sure, go ahead.
265
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,766
Is that a chastity belt?
266
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,476
Chas...
267
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,562
How can this be a chastity belt?
268
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,397
Well, the design
may be different,
269
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,941
but it serves the same function.
270
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:31,069
When you have that belt on,
no woman would come near you,
271
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,070
so it is a chastity belt.
272
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,405
Oh, looking good.
273
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,242
"Oh, looking good"?
274
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,706
Why won't this come off?
275
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,166
Ugh, seriously.
276
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,216
Attention.
277
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,719
I was thinking about what I
can do to entertain myself
278
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:58,763
and recruited a talent.
279
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,766
Clap.
280
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,184
Hello.
281
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:07,647
She's a new hire.
So what should we do?
282
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,899
We must give
introductions, right?
283
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,252
Let us begin
the introduction game
284
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:30,962
Am I being pranked?
285
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,422
Skip a beat
286
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:33,590
This is for real.
287
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,968
You need to introduce yourself
by announcing what you wish for.
288
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,219
Skip two beats
289
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,220
This isn't a kindergarten,
290
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,471
so why would he play
this kind of game with adults?
291
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,723
Oh, just humor him.
292
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:45,226
Skip three beats,
and one, two, three, four
293
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:46,686
Eternal youth
294
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,688
Cryptocurrency jackpot
295
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:49,981
Anti-aging
296
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:51,649
Younger husband
297
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:52,984
Lease expiration
298
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:54,819
Cinderella
299
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:07,665
This is why what's on your
subconscious mind matters.
300
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:18,885
Because you always end up
301
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,261
blurting out
your hidden desires
302
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,348
and getting into trouble.
303
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,028
I thought she was interesting,
304
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,697
but she's one of those.
305
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,710
Your predecessor left
after she became a Cinderella,
306
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,338
so how could you say you wish
to become one on your first day?
307
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:58,007
I was caught off guard,
308
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,468
and I just blurted it out.
309
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,594
Wow,
310
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,888
so it really is your dream.
311
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:05,556
I don't believe it.
312
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,276
I had no clue.
313
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,029
You sure fooled me.
314
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,781
What do you mean?
315
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,866
I didn't fool you.
316
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:27,745
You're not desperate for a job.
You're desperate to get married.
317
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,038
Yes.
318
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:33,209
I applied for a job here
because I want to work hard
319
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,003
and find a good husband.
320
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,714
Don't people generally call
people like you materialistic?
321
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,091
I can't stand people like that.
322
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,134
I hate them.
323
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,553
I'm not materialistic.
324
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,555
I'm just tired of my situation.
325
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:48,266
Your situation is bad, I guess.
326
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:49,976
But I'm not a philanthropist.
327
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,354
You have too many problems
for me to work with you.
328
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,148
I told you
I won't offer you free labor,
329
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,525
not even for a minute, didn't I?
330
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,403
We agreed this would be
our first day together.
331
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,362
First day.
332
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:03,031
Let's do this.
333
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,785
We'll make a wager.
334
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,663
Have fate decide
if you should work here.
335
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,082
Having fun is the most
important thing in my life.
336
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,001
Follow your joy.
337
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,880
Nice.
338
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,590
Since we're both nutcases,
339
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:23,217
why not level the playing
field and play as equals?
340
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:24,427
Sure.
341
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,012
You can choose the game.
342
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:28,598
Oh, okay.
343
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,059
Follow me.
344
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,074
I smell trouble.
345
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,534
Trouble between
a man and a woman?
346
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,121
That kind of trouble starts
347
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:59,754
when two people's eyes meet,
causing a spark.
348
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,930
EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT
349
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,560
Who can drink more?
350
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:16,562
Sure.
351
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:18,815
But why here of all places?
352
00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:20,942
Because how it tastes
still matters.
353
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,861
Does being at the Han River
make a difference?
354
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,530
Huh? When it's the same
factory-made product?
355
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,824
Everything tastes better
at the Han River.
356
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,158
Ramen tastes better
at the Han River,
357
00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:30,159
and so does
fried chicken and beer.
358
00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:32,328
It's a special benefit of Seoul.
359
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:35,540
Are you sure
you want to do this?
360
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,500
No making excuses later, okay?
361
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:38,668
Why?
362
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,253
Getting cold feet?
363
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,381
Do you want to back out again?
364
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:44,507
Why would I?
365
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,468
Do you know
how healthy my organs are?
366
00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:50,221
I've been taking care of them
by always eating organic food.
367
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:55,393
When alcohol enters my body,
they break it down in a flash.
368
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,812
My diet consists mostly
of genetically modified food
369
00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,772
with palm oil, high-fructose
corn syrup and gluten,
370
00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:01,858
but maybe that's why my organs
371
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,318
are so strong that alcohol
doesn't affect them.
372
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:08,239
I see alcohol
as a healthy, God-given gift.
373
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:10,658
It's great for circulation.
374
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,871
EXCESSIVE DRINKING IS EXTREMELY
HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
375
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:18,166
It's that nonsensical
syllogism again.
376
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,377
I won't go easy on you just
because you're a woman.
377
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:22,420
You're not getting a break.
378
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:25,423
I won't go easy on you
just because you're a man.
379
00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:28,134
You have no idea
what kind of family I am from.
380
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:43,774
Oh, yes, oh, yes.
381
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:45,735
-You're off duty until when?
-Just today.
382
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,361
That's great.
383
00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:48,905
Let's have a quick drink, sis.
384
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,782
Okay. We'll just have a sip.
385
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:54,619
It was really boring
without you at home.
386
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:58,706
Mom's pregnant, and Jae-rim
can't hold her liquor.
387
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,249
She's just a baby.
388
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,335
A baby? As if.
389
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,128
She's just reckless.
390
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:06,005
Oh, boy.
391
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:11,928
Okay, words don't mean a thing.
392
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:13,763
Let's get started.
393
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:22,688
Huh?
394
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,065
You can't even open it?
395
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:28,319
It's wet, so it's slippery.
396
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:29,320
I have a strong grip.
397
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,613
I'm sure you do.
398
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,366
If we arm wrestled,
399
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,702
I could beat a fragile man
like you in one go.
400
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,704
What? Fragile?
401
00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:42,166
Do you want to try it?
402
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:43,376
Just to see how it goes?
403
00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:45,753
Sure.
404
00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:48,381
Fair and square.
405
00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:53,177
Okay, bring it on.
406
00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:55,221
Ready.
407
00:25:56,931 --> 00:25:58,307
-Set.
-Go.
408
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:20,037
-Man.
-Fair and square.
409
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,082
What should we do?
410
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,544
You are strong,
but I'm stronger.
411
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,134
Huh? Oh, no.
412
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:37,513
I squeezed your hand too hard,
and your nail got smashed.
413
00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:41,267
You didn't do this.
It's always been like this.
414
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,061
Oh, I was scared.
415
00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:49,859
That must have hurt.
416
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:55,364
Ouch.
417
00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,876
Don't worry about it. Let's just
drink.
418
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:08,711
I wish you luck.
419
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:11,088
I know I can beat you at this.
420
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:14,717
Let's get started
before it goes flat.
421
00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:20,723
Bam.
422
00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:26,479
Hey, hey.
423
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:48,125
Breaking news.
424
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,835
A human black hole
425
00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:52,922
has appeared
near the Han River.
426
00:27:53,047 --> 00:27:54,715
Please watch out.
427
00:28:01,472 --> 00:28:03,974
WARNING A WILDLIFE-INFESTED AREA
428
00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,940
Stop drinking, stop!
429
00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:38,759
Finished.
430
00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:50,146
Aw.
431
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,161
You can't be human.
432
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:07,288
It's called willpower.
433
00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:09,039
What do you want to do now?
434
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:11,333
One more glass?
435
00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:12,835
How can you call this a glass?
436
00:29:14,128 --> 00:29:16,797
I can see you're
determined to win,
437
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:18,549
so let's just say you won.
438
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:20,759
You mean that?
439
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:25,139
You must guarantee
a full-time position.
440
00:29:25,222 --> 00:29:26,348
And you can't fire me on a whim.
441
00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:29,643
Sure. A promise is a promise.
442
00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:30,686
I don't believe this.
443
00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:33,397
Are you drunk?
444
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,733
No, I'm not drunk.
445
00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:37,902
Let me see the contract.
446
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,072
You can't take it back
saying you were drunk.
447
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:43,407
Oh, boy.
448
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,744
How can this be so easy?
449
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:50,498
As I predicted,
hanging out with you is fun.
450
00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,584
Imagine how much more fun
it would be
451
00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:55,628
if we see each other every day.
452
00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:58,756
Fine.
453
00:29:59,757 --> 00:30:02,051
I'm going to make you miserable,
so brace yourself.
454
00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:04,637
Oh, seriously,
getting paid to be picked on?
455
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,639
I love it. Thank you.
456
00:30:08,057 --> 00:30:11,602
CONTRACT DATE: NOVEMBER 7TH
2023 / CEO MOON CHA-MIN
457
00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:19,610
How naive of you.
458
00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:21,111
You dream of becoming
a Cinderella?
459
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:23,781
That was a joke, right?
460
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,699
I wish it was,
461
00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:27,952
but that's my life's goal.
462
00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:34,833
If I were you,
I would lie about it.
463
00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:37,878
I know what I want
is archaic and old-fashioned.
464
00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:40,839
But outside marriage,
465
00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:43,425
there's no way I can escape
from my current situation.
466
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,177
Really?
467
00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:48,430
What is it you want to do
after getting married?
468
00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:52,101
I will live a happy life
being loved and giving love.
469
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,061
I don't believe
in such abstract things.
470
00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:55,771
It makes you
a good target for scams.
471
00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:57,356
My goodness,
472
00:30:58,691 --> 00:30:59,984
you've never been in love,
have you?
473
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:03,821
That's too bad.
474
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:08,951
I believe every living being
deserves to be loved.
475
00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:10,661
A natural right to be loved.
476
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,959
A right to be loved...
477
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,130
But there aren't many people
who enjoy that right.
478
00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,007
But I love myself.
479
00:31:23,424 --> 00:31:25,301
I'm self-sufficient.
480
00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:28,262
I don't need to date
or get married.
481
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,723
I'm already rich in love.
482
00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:33,183
Good for you.
483
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:39,023
But doesn't that make you
feel lonely and bored?
484
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,070
That must be
why I'm doing this with you.
485
00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:50,534
Romantic relationships are
so profound and mysterious
486
00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:51,744
that you can never know
487
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,955
what kind of person
you'll fall for.
488
00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:57,583
It feels like god wrote
some invisible code
489
00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,209
to determine compatibility.
490
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:01,003
Come here.
491
00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:02,588
Just for a second.
492
00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:06,342
Beep. Oh, we're compatible.
493
00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:09,261
Beep, beep!
We're not compatible.
494
00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:15,601
Anyway, what's taking
the boss so long?
495
00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:22,358
I will start tomorrow, then.
496
00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:26,278
Hey, your boss
is still drinking.
497
00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:36,914
Talking here is pretty good.
498
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,001
The Han River is really nice.
499
00:32:41,335 --> 00:32:44,713
I need to use the restroom,
500
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,467
but my jerk boss
doesn't want to leave.
501
00:32:52,096 --> 00:32:53,097
Let me have a sip.
502
00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:02,481
We're out of beer.
503
00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,108
Shall we go?
504
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:05,859
Oh, seriously.
505
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,536
I'm in trouble.
506
00:33:17,413 --> 00:33:18,622
What's wrong?
507
00:33:19,123 --> 00:33:21,041
You said we should go,
but you're not moving.
508
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:25,587
-Restroom.
-Huh?
509
00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:27,423
Restroom.
510
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:31,385
I need to use the restroom.
511
00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:32,720
But you're supposed
to be an adult.
512
00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:37,433
I guess we did drink a lot.
513
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,268
Is there a restroom nearby?
514
00:33:39,435 --> 00:33:40,519
No.
515
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:42,938
It's really far away.
516
00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:48,235
ROUTE 1 - ROUTE 2
517
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,737
IT IS TOTALLY FAR AWAY
518
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:53,240
IT IS TOTALLY, TOTALLY FAR AWAY
519
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,492
Why didn't you plan better, huh?
520
00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:56,452
Instead of focusing
only on the input,
521
00:33:56,577 --> 00:33:57,411
you should've thought
about the output
522
00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:58,370
and chosen a place
with a restroom.
523
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:00,664
Why did you have
to talk so much?
524
00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:01,832
You talked a lot, too.
525
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,667
Oh, no...
526
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,128
What do I do?
I really have to go.
527
00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:07,588
What do I do?
528
00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:09,339
Oh, seriously.
529
00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:12,176
Ugh...
530
00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:16,013
What was that?
531
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:18,724
Are you crying?
532
00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:22,436
Did you wet your pants?
533
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,607
I'm trying to shed some tears.
534
00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,442
Tears are liquid, too.
535
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,152
I can't believe you.
536
00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:31,862
Ugh...
537
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:34,490
Would you like me
to keep watching?
538
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:35,699
Do you want to go
into those bushes?
539
00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:36,867
No.
540
00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:39,369
I'm a civilized person.
541
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,288
Heaven is watching,
542
00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:42,831
so I'd rather jump
into the river.
543
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,008
Would you like
to cover yourself?
544
00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:54,927
Would you like to borrow this?
545
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:57,846
Just leave, please.
546
00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:01,892
If I have to go,
I will take care of it,
547
00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:03,227
so please leave.
548
00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:05,854
How could I just leave when
there's a civilian in trouble?
549
00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:09,733
Unless you can pee in my place,
I don't want you to be here,
550
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,568
so please just go.
551
00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:49,022
Well, then, clean that up
before you leave.
552
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:54,319
The sky is clear,
and so is my mind.
553
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,613
If only it was raining,
554
00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:59,950
and if only I was
completely drunk...
555
00:36:10,419 --> 00:36:11,378
Try your best to hold it.
556
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:14,756
I will try my best, too.
557
00:36:32,441 --> 00:36:34,693
Am I being saved?
558
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,038
Don't relax, okay?
559
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,206
If you pee on me, I'll kill you.
560
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:50,834
Sweetheart, run faster.
561
00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:51,960
You're delirious.
562
00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:54,046
Pull yourself together!
563
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,465
Where is it, darn it?
564
00:36:57,341 --> 00:37:01,845
The arrogant Prince Cha-min
has turned into a loyal
565
00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:04,681
and strong servant for now.
566
00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:06,475
How nice.
567
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,894
Sphincters, try to hold on
a little longer!
568
00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:12,814
TOILET
569
00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:24,785
The last part is up to you.
570
00:37:24,952 --> 00:37:28,372
Thank you. I will not give up.
571
00:37:39,216 --> 00:37:43,053
TOILET
572
00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:25,721
Why is he still here?
573
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:31,309
How am I supposed
to face him again?
574
00:39:00,756 --> 00:39:01,965
It was rather nice,
575
00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:07,971
if it weren't for the situation,
576
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,932
and if it weren't for me.
577
00:39:11,058 --> 00:39:12,684
Just for him.
578
00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,566
Maybe he's a good guy.
579
00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:24,863
Oh, boy.
580
00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:31,036
Hey, whoa.
581
00:39:31,495 --> 00:39:34,706
What's going on?
Why are you walking like that?
582
00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:37,709
This is me being embarrassed.
583
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,795
I don't know what to do
584
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,631
now that I've shown
such an embarrassing side of me
585
00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:44,800
to my future boss.
586
00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:47,928
Right.
587
00:39:48,637 --> 00:39:50,514
I don't know
who actually won the game.
588
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:53,391
That'd be me because I'll be
the one making money.
589
00:40:01,483 --> 00:40:03,193
Honey.
590
00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:11,034
Dan-ah.
591
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,836
You weren't at Chungdam Heaven,
592
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,547
and you wouldn't answer
your phone.
593
00:40:23,672 --> 00:40:27,175
I had to use the couple app
to locate my fiancé.
594
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,972
Fiancé?
595
00:40:37,978 --> 00:40:39,437
"Honey"?
596
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,859
He told me he didn't need
to date or be in love,
597
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,485
but he's engaged?
598
00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:50,282
What the heck?
Why would he lie to me?
599
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,909
Is he a bad guy?
600
00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,624
When you finally find a job
after a long, hard search,
601
00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:02,836
you will find a weird,
difficult boss.
602
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:06,923
Rooting for all job seekers
and holders,
603
00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:10,135
until next time!
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