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Can make this world seem right

Only you

Can make the darkness bright

Only you

And you alone

Can thrill me like you do

And fill my heart with love

For only you

Baby, only you

Can make this change in me

For it's true

You are my destiny

Stop pushing it You're supposed to let it happen, not force it

- I'm not pushing it You are - I am not

You're doing it again You're pushing it Stop it

Mom! Larry's pushing it!

- Larry, don't push it! - I'm not it's moving itself

Wait I have to write this down

Grandma said everyone has a soul mate This way I'll know his name

The one I'm supposed to wait for The one that'll wait for me

But, Faith, what if this guy lived a billion years ago?

- What it he's a dead caveman? - Don't be stupid, Larry

Soul mates are our destiny They live when we live

What it he lives here in Pittsburgh and you just pass him on the street?

It couldn't happen I'd know Like when bees know how to make honey

And you'll know too 'cause you have one

We all do

Look

"Damon Bradley"

My other half?

My soul mate

She wants to know it she's going to marry Alex

I do not! He doesn't even have a brain

He's got pretty eyes That means your kids would have pretty eyes

He can get a brain later

What do you think, Faith?

The most important thing is true love isn't that right, Kate?

Look out below!

Larry, I hate you!

- Bill is gonna be so mad - I know

Next

So, what destiny do you wish from Madame Divina?

Just basic destiny stuff I guess

But I don't want to hear anything bad if that's okay

Something's coming to me

I'm getting a name

A name that is very important

David?

No

Damon

His name...

is Damon Bradley

Oh, my God

Your destiny is $200

The truth is...

you make your own destiny

Understand?

Don't wait for it to come to you

14 years later

"From the Latin root destinare...

meaning, to have destination...

to journey...

to take a trip where the events are totally predetermined"

Imagine that

The motion of like attracting like

The motion of a divine preordination

Okay Look One hand, two hands

Put them together...

and what do they make?

One

Right! So, Plato tells us we began in circles

When we strived to be like the gods we were punished by a thunderbolt...

that struck us and cut us right down dead center...

in half

We scattered to the ends of the earth...

searching and searching...

for our other half

Now, what Plato was saying...

is that if we just stop...

and go with the flow...

and follow our destiny...

it'll lead us back to each other

Okay, so following through on this...

read from your green book

Remember, one Wordsworth one Keats or one Shelley

Have a great holiday

Don't get up, Leslie I got everything

- Kate, did you want me to help you? - Oh, no You might strain yourself

- I would've helped - What is all this? What's going on?

Wine, candles What is it?

He proposed

Faith, that's great

Did he get down on his knees?

Well, no He turned down his beeper

He's a doctor He's practical He doesn't have to get on his knees

Did you guys set a date?

Well, no I don't think we should rush into anything

Let me see the ring

Where is it?

You don't have it on?

- I'm blind Oh, my goodness - It's so pretty

Where are my sunglasses? It's gorgeous

- I hate you - Oh, my God

I asked him to give me 24 hours to think about it

I'm never going to get divorced, so--

I'm telling you what I told him--

that I need time to reflect...

and that I'm going to say "yes"

I told my parents I'm engaged

Oh, well then it's official

- Dwayne What a catch He's a doctor - He's so intelligent, Faith

- He's a doctor What do you want? - Good sense of humor too

- He's got a mild sense of humor - He's a doctor it's a tradeoff

He can't have a sense of humor too He saves lives

He's a foot doctor

He saves feet Feet are important

Plus, he's tall Your kids will be tall

Yeah He's a sweetheart You don't have to sell me on him

He's as good as gold

What is it you're waiting for?

I'm not waiting

Hey, Faith, grab me a beer

Faith, don't wait You wait, you'll wind up with nothing

Oh, yeah Hi, Larry Yeah, she's here Hold on

- My brother for you - Uh-oh

Stop it Don't eat my crust, Les

You still there? I thought you'd be heading home by now

- I'm not I'm here - What are you doing there?

Hanging out with your sister and Leslie What is it? You miss me?

Yeah, my heart is breaking for you Did you forget what night it is?

The guys are coming over for poker

Oh I didn't know you wanted me to play

Very funny Get home, make some sandwiches and pick up some beer

This is my one night out The kids are at Gus's

- Give me a break - Kate, I still got lots of work to do!

Well, I've been in class all day

Class?

The guys are gonna be there without anything to eat!

I'm a woman, not a menu

All of a sudden you're Helen Reddy

Get home!

You're gonna embarrass me

Fend for yourself because I'm not coming home

I gotta go

What?

It's Ezio Pinza

Ezio who?

He was in South Pacific with Mary Martin

Why don't they write songs like this anymore?

I've gotta get going

No, no, no You gotta stay and watch this

When you feel her call you

Across a crowded room

Then fly to her side

Saw a psychiatrist on Donahue say that love songs are just a cruel hoax...

that feed people's fantasies

Romance on a daily basis? Nobody has that

Yeah, but, Katy somebody wrote those songs

They came out of somebody's experience

No, I think they came out of someone's imagination

Once you have found him

Never let him go

Once you have found her

Never

Let her

Go

Oh, my gosh

Wow

- Oh, look how it sparkles - She's a beauty

Must've cost a lot

Yeah, I researched a lot of diamonds and gemstones for this Learned a lot

It's amazing how many variations there are...

of pure carbon crystallized into octahedrons

But here's my real gemstone right here

Sweet

- I know you don't like that I'm sorry - That's okay is it all off?

- Yeah, I got it all - Great

You've got to show this to Aunt Gloria and Aunt Lil

They came all the way from Pottsville

- May I see it one more time? - Oh, Leslie!

Oh, my God! It's the perfect size!

Come on, sweetheart

I feel like crying

- I have a headache - Again?

Yes, but not one of those headaches

I have 50 bobby pins holding my hair together

What is this? It's down Put it up

It's not exploitation Everybody wants money, right?

That's what makes this country great, doll

- Don't call me doll, okay? - You used to love it

Well, you said it differently then

Faith?

- Faith - Oh Yes

I wore it my daughter wore it...

and I want you to have the same joy

And I must say I was thrilled when Dwayne said you would wear it

Dwayne?

- Where are you going? - She's got another of her headaches

It's a bobby-pin headache, Mom Talk to you later, Les

- We're going Can I have the keys? - I've got the keys Let's go

Well, good night, okay? Call me early

Faith, I gotta go

Call you tomorrow

- It would mean a lot to her - It means a lot to me too, Dwayne

- She's not a young woman anymore - She's already been married twice

Surely we can do this one little thing for her Will you think about it?

- The thing is, you didn't ask me - Oh, my God

Here comes your crazy uncle Pat He wants to take another picture

- Ask me next time - Let me fix your hair

- It's supposed to be like that - There Now you're perfect

One more Good one

- Sorry I'm late, Faith - Don't look!

Oh, dear Okay Guess what I'm tree

My mom and dad took the kids to the lake for Labor Day...

so I was running around getting that stutf together

- Dwayne's not coming over, is he? - No

He had emergency surgery

You can look

Wow!

Faith, that's a dress

I've decided it's romantic...

wearing the gown of the woman who bore your husband

I mean, my daughter will wear it too...

someday...

maybe... not

Wait a second Put the veil on

It'll be okay

- Sweet of her, wasn't it? - Yes

It I had this dress I'd give it to someone

- I look like a muffin - No, you look fine

Did it come with the soundtrack?

I think it's built in here somewhere

There's probably plenty of things

It's the thickness We'll fix it Don't worry

I'll pin it a little bit

We'll see what we can do

- Life's not like it is in the movies - No, it's not

Although from day one everyone conspires to tell you it is

Your mother, your father

Teachers, priests, everybody

Dreams come true The good guy wins People live happily ever after

All that crap

Then one day you wake up and realize that...

your life should be...

different

Katy, dreams aren't crap

Okay, what about unforgettable moments?

You can't tell me you don't have...

one memorable unforgettable moment...

because I know you've had thousands of them

We're having one right now I'm in my wedding dress

Those are the things to notice

Kate, what's wrong?

I don't know

Faith, I gotta talk to you about something

What?

Larry and I, we're just--

I'm sorry I have to answer

Dwayne's having his calls forwarded Don't move

- Dr Dwayne Johnson, please - He's not in at the moment

He's doing an emergency matrixectomy Can I take a message?

- Who's this? - Faith, his fiancee Who's this?

Hi I'm a high school buddy of Dwayne's Congratulations on your wedding

- Thanks - I'll be in Europe, so I'll miss it

- Aw, that's too bad - Be careful

What's your name?

I can hardly hear you Can you spell it?

Yeah D-A-M-O-N...

B-R-A-D-L-E-Y

- Hello? Are you okay? - What?

What's going on? Who is it?

- Damon Bradley? - Yeah?

- Where are you? - I'm at the airport Why?

- Where are you going? - To Venice Why?

I love Venice!

I gotta run now, but maybe someday we can all get together

He hung up He hung up

It's okay, honey If he calls you once, he'll call back

- Get me out of this - Hold on There's a million buttons

Whoa! Spin! Spin! Spin!

Jesus Where are you going?

To the airport Call a cab

- You can't just go to the airport! - I'll be downstairs

Change your dress!

Faith! It's a coincidence!

It is not a coincidence You don't understand it's fate

I just wanna get a look at him that's all

Come on, Faith! This is insane!

- Stop! - Be careful!

- Oh, God - Watch it

Good luck!

Sorry!

Excuse me, sisters

Flight 417?

The flight's closed Your boarding pass, please

I misplaced it

I'm sorry, but without a boarding pass we cannot let you on the plane

- It's here somewhere - Great

Until you find it we can't let you on the plane

Look, this is a real emergency

Please let me on for just one second I really need to see somebody onboard

l'm sorry We have very strict rules They are for your own satety

You could aftect my life

Just a moment, please

This is Eric over at TWA

We have a 237 on our hands here

Uh-huh

Yeah

Thanks

It'll be just a moment

The man I was supposed to marry is on that plane

I'm telling you it is a miracle

There is no such thing as a coincidence

Kate, if I don't get on that plane I am going to regret it

No, not today, but tomorrow and for the rest of my life

It's Labor Day weekend I don't have classes till Wednesday

Thank you!

Okay, my passport's in the top left drawer

Pack all my nice underwear anything non-wrinkly

Don't forget my blow dryer

Oh, Katy, you gotta hurry The plane leaves in an hour and 12 minutes

Faith! Faith!

- My God, you smashed that lady - Oh, I didn't hurt anyone

- Nice jacket - Hi

- I'm coming with you - Are you crazy?

Oh, yeah I'm crazy Sorry

You can't go alone

What it you make a mistake you'll always regret?

Do I need to remind you your wedding is in ten days?

Katy, look, I know you think this is irresponsible...

but think how much more irresponsible it would be...

to marry the wrong person

- I packed jeans and a dress - God, I wish I had a passport

Excuse me

I also packed that little red dress you never have the guts to wear

I got the blow dryer

Just get an adapter betore you plug it in it could blow up

Why are we doing this? It's insane

What it Dwayne and I aren't meant to be? It's not fair for me to waste his life

She's right What if he's really her soul mate?

He's not her soul mate She's never even met this man

She's waited her whole lite for somebody with a name she got off a board game...

when she was 11

You forgot about the fortune teller

Okay, hurry, hurry, hurry

- We only got five minutes - Oh, God

Bye, you guys Have a good time

- Oh, my God - It's your hoops

- Coming trom or going to the wedding? - Going Come on

Good-bye

So we're gonna fly to Italy and comb the streets looking for a total stranger

He's going to Venice, right? Small city

So I called six hotels and found out where he's staying

Let's go, girls You'll miss the happy day

We'll see him tomorrow and be back the next day?

Exactly He's registered at the Hotel Danieli

- I can't believe I'm doing this - We get all kinds here, don't we?

Unbelievable

Hotel Danieli?

So many planes I have motion sickness

- Oh, my God - A boat?

- It's gonna be great - No, it's not

- I don't feel well, Faith I'm tired - Give me your hand

I'm a very good triend Do you realize that?

"The most serene"

Where people come looking for something they can't find anyplace else

- Faith, this is a Lifestyles hotel - What?

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous We can't afford this

Cathy Lee Crosby stayed here

Kate

He could be anywhere

Come on

Reservations for Faith Corvatch, please

You could put the room on this

Could you please tell us what room Mr Bradley is in?

Yes

I can't stand it

I'm sorry Mr Bradley has already checked out

Excuse me?

He just arrived today

Mr Bradley left about half an hour ago

Would you preter an interior or--

You're saying he checked in then checked out? No

You must be mistaken He's supposed to be here now

I'm very sorry Perhaps you misunderstood

Perhaps you misunderstood

Please check again, sir

It you would check again, we'd really appreciate it Thank you Damon Bradley

With a "B"

Room 217

His key has been returned

I'm afraid your friend has departed

Did he leave any torwarding intormation?

Which way did he go?

I don't know We don't usually follow our guests

Excuse me, sir I don't think you understand

My friend has traveled a long way to find this gentleman

Anything you can do to help us we would appreciate Anything at all

What? I was just getting going

Oh, he ate breakfast Thank God, 'cause I'm starving

I think this is the room Cathy Lee Crosby stayed in

Garbage Good idea

Columbo always goes through the garbage

Butterfinger Butterfinger

- Map - Three Butterfingers

- Banana - Map? Is anything circled?

- Telephone message - Let me see

It's in Italian

We'll get somebody to read it Let's go

This is a phone number in Rome

You'd like me to call this number and what?

Ask for Damon Bradley

- Just ask, that's all - Okay

Thank you

And ask whoever answers if they know Mr Bradley

Okay

- Or where we might find him - Okay

I'd ask for him first then go on to the other things

Okay!

Oh, my God He's a priest?

It's a store in Rome

He said some woman he works with knows him

Her name's Anna

But she won't be in till tomorrow

- Let's go Rome - Rome?

Rome? Tomorrow?

Tomorrow is sciopero generale Everybody will be on strike

Good luck

Everybody's on strike? No planes, buses, trains?

Nobody shows up for work? What kind of country is this?

The point is, we've been on the wrong road for an hour

No, no, no The point is, we're looping

We looped back around to that freeway or turnpike or whatever they call it

- Which way do we loop? - Right

Left Right

Kate!

I told you a liter was less than a gallon

We would've had enough gas it you hadn't gotten us lost

Besides, a kilometer is less than a mile

Right Less than a mile

So we should have been able to cover more of them

This is great

I wonder what time it is in Pittsburgh

Sorry I got us lost

I'm sorry I'm so edgy

I'm afraid we're losing him

I didn't tell him I was going to the lake with the kids

I told him I was leaving him

Leaving him?

I think he's having an affair

- How do you know? Did he say something? - No

- Did you see him with her? - No

- How do you know? - I just know

Kate...

remember in junior high when I had that Halloween party...

and we all played Twister?

You started to tall...

and instead of taking the spot...

Larry reached out to catch you

He let you win He never let anybody win

That's when I knew he was head over heels

That was a long time ago

You know what I thought then?

I thought...

I hope someday I have somebody who loves me that much

I know he loves you

I know he would kill tigers for you

Okay, Mr Cronenworth Let's check out this big guy here

He looks pretty good

This is a very simple procedure Won't take but about five minutes

I'm just gonna make a plaster mold of your foot

Dwayne, I gotta talk to you

- Larry, I'm plastering a foot - It'll just take a second Excuse me

- Where's Faith? - At a teacher's conference

- Get out! - Did she mention Kate?

- She talks about Kate all the time - I think they're together

What?

Kate left me

I got home and there was a note saying "I'm leaving" That's it

- No explanation, no nothing - Jesus What happened?

She's been acting kinda weird lately I should've seen it coming

Babbling on and on about communication like I don't know how to communicate

Do you believe this woman? I'm sorry

Sorry, Mr Cronenworth

- What did you do? - Nothing

That's what I'm saying

- Have you been fooling around? - No Of course not

Where you get that crazy idea?

I've got to finish this foot mold I will call you tonight

You hear anything let me know

Good luck, sir

It's just my future brother-in-law

Sorry about that

This is going to be a very nice mold

Taxi!

- Get in - I got it Go, go

Not a monastery It's a store

No priests You know where that is?

- He knows where it is - I'm just asking to make sure

I don't know why we had to return the rental car I would've found it

We had to return the rental car because you had us lost

- What? - We're here already?

- I told you we were close - Some trip

Don't tip him

Oh, good

I'm looking for a woman named Anna

I am Anna

Hi I'm Faith You don't know how happy I am to meet you

You see, I'm looking for somebody and I was hoping someone here--

Well, you-- might know him

Damon Bradley

You know him?

Okay, slow down What's going on?

- What's she saying? - Something about a pig

May I be of assistance?

Yes!

We're looking for somebody named Damon Bradley

Yes Could you ask her it she knows where we could find him?

He thinks she's going to meet him at Galeassi Ristorante...

tonight at Piazza Santa Maria Trastevere

But she has a prior commitment

Yes!

Thank you That's all I needed to know

Thanks

You are looking tor a place to stay, no?

Yeah, as a matter of fact

Perhaps I can help I am Giovanni

- And you are? - Kate

I know a pensione Bellissima And it's very close

- Really - Kate

- Let's go - Faith

What?

I'm tired I'm hung over I haven't eaten or slept for two days

So back oft I want a room

- You were saying? - It's this beautiful pensione

I will take you there It's close

- Well, thank you - Yes

It's beautiful

It's like the Trevi fountain

Listen, Kate I must leave town for two days

I must go to my other shop in Milano It was unavoidable

But the day after tomorrow I return...

and I hope you'll still be here

Faith, whatever happens tonight you're gonna be okay

Why couldn't we just have arranged marriages in America?

Then you could spend your lite blaming your parents instead of yourself

Go on up there and ask the maitre d' if he's here I'll wait

There he is The maitre d' Go ask him Go on

I will I wanted to see if maybe he'd notice me first

What?

- I wanted to see it-- - Yeah, I heard you, Faith

You waited since you were a kid to meet this guy Don't play hard-to-get now

Could you go ask?

Me?

Oh, all right I'm going

I'm gonna go All right

Excuse me I'm sorry

- Okay - He's here

- Him? - Take it easy

He's right inside by the door

Right-hand side, back to us navy jacket

If you turn around now...

you can see part of his left elbow

Oh! I can see his sleeve!

Very exciting Progress This is good

I guess I should just go introduce myself, huh?

You've traveled 4,000 miles What's 15 more feet, right?

This is it!

Uh-oh

Sorry

Kate!

What happened? Are you okay?

Where's your shoe?

- I don't know - Okay, okay

Sit down

Everything's okay

- You can't say we didn't try, right? - Right

- Here's what I think - What?

We rent a truck or a car either one...

we set up a loudspeaker drive through the surrounding areas...

and page him

- Oh How nice - Yes

Oh Americans Allow me

Thank you

So, what do you think?

It's kinda sweet, huh?

I meant about my idea

Oh Well, I think it's time we got some professional help

- Like a detective - Like a psychiatrist

How's a psychiatrist going to tind him?

Oh, dear

Thank you...

very much

8-B?

Yes Exactly How'd you know?

Well, it's my lite

In the shoe biz, the foot is our naked canvas I could tell you some things

For instance, this is a Stephane Kelian knockoff made in Jersey

I know the family Good quality control

It's impetuous, fun, elegant

Not much for cross-training

I hope it brings you to whatever it was you were running after just now

Her destiny

Find your destiny Have you found it yet?

Excuse me I have to go buy a book and look up every hotel in Rome

Okay Excuse us I'm sorry

Is your friend okay?

I don't know

She's looking for the man of her dreams He's around here someplace

She's never met him, never seen him If you consider that all right

Well, it she's never met him how does she know he's perfect for her?

Oh, I don't know

- He's some kind of celebrity, right? - No, no

Is he a hero, a mentor?

No, she got his name oft a Ouija board when she was 11

Let's get to a phone

- Staying in Rome long? - Taxi!

I'd better come along I speak Italian I have a triend at the embassy

- I'm gonna help you out Okay? - This is a personal matter

- What's his name? I'll look into it - It's nice of you to offer, but--

Just tell me his name

Damon Bradley

I'm Damon Bradley

You're--

What?

Well, that's a first Uh, got a minute?

- What were you going to say? - No, what were you going to say?

I don't know I forget

- Are you too cold? - No I'm perfect

- Okay - It's perfect

- Are you? - What?

Too cool? No, I'm fine

Thank you

That was a blessing

She gave us a blessing An Italian Gypsy blessing

- Isn't it amazing how-- - Isn't it amazing how--

You're too pretty and I'm too nervous

What? Don't pinch me

I want to see-- You are here

Yes, I'm here I'm very real

What am I trying to think ot? There's this poem by Goethe

Yeah, Goethe

It's about two people who come from different places...

but they hear the same bird singing

"Perhaps the same bird echoed through both of us yesterday...

separate, in the evening"

That's it Exactly

Wow

Yeah it was Rilke

Rilke Oh

Well, same country Right?

How'd you know that?

I could tell you some things

Some enchanted evening

You may see a stranger

You may see a stranger

Across a crowded room

I love trees

I could do nothing for the rest of my lite, just grow trees

The ancients believed that gods dwelled in them Did you know that?

Maybe they're watching us now

- Do you know where you are? - No

You're at La Bocca Della Verita Ooh

"The Mouth of Truth"

Gregory Peck Roman Holiday

Legend has it--

That it you tell it a lie...

and you put your hand in there--

It will be bitten...

off

And then Audrey Hepburn says "Oh, what a horrible idea"

Gregory Peck says "Let's see you do it"

Yes

Let's see you do it

Let's do it together

I was born to kiss you

Oh, there's--

Oh, God, there's--

There's something I have to tell you

There's nothing you could tell me that would change how l feeI about you

I'm engaged

We're supposed to be married in nine days

Oh, whoa! Except possibly that

Wait What?

- You're what? - He's a friend of yours

- What? - It's Dwayne

- Dwayne? - That's how I knew you were here

It was me on the phone from the airport

- I thought I'd never find you - I understand I know

It's okay

I gotta-- I gotta call him

No, that's not such a good idea

- Don't call him - I gotta call him

- Trust me - I gotta call him

- I gotta - Are you sure?

I've never been more sure of anything in my life

Wait

Oh, okay

- Want some more champagne? - Mm-mm

- Can I use the phone? - No, not really

Look

- I have a confession to make too - Yeah?

Yeah

- You can tell me - Are you sure?

Yeah We tound each other, didn't we?

So this is our destiny So you can tell me anything

Okay

Um, it's just that--

- The thing is, I'm not exactly-- - Yeah?

Only in the most literal sense...

I'm not Damon Bradley

- What? - My name's not Damon Bradley

- I just told you it was - What is it?

It's Peter Wright

Obviously you're very upset That's natural That's okay

I'm sorry!

Everything else is true! I'm from Boston I'm single

I love trees Mea culpa I lied about one little thing!

Your identity is one little thing?

- Get out of my way! - You said you'd understand

That was before I knew what it was!

- Come on - Open

Let's calm down, okay? Let's put this in perspective

Jesus!

I can't believe you're gonna let a few lefters of the alphabet keep us apart

lt is a detail

- Call me Damon it'll be a nickname - How could you do this to me?

Because I'm in love with you!

What kind of excuse is that?

Sociopaths

They find out what you want them to be then they act that way

But how could he know?

He only just met me

Men have ways That's all I know

Here

You know what my theory is? Men should all get team jerseys

On the front they can write "liars"

On the back, their name Their reaI one

Yeah

Look at me

I married a liar

Why? 'Cause I married a man

Here Throw these in

So you're saying you think I should call him, huh?

- It's your husband, no? - Yes

But he was having an affair

I don't think you understand He was sleeping with another woman

He was having sex with another woman

Sex

She was your best friend, eh?

- She wasn't my best friend - Your sister?

No, of course not

His first wife?

No one like that Nof a friend, relative or anything

Just some woman I don't know

I've never met her or anything

Hey, Marry! Wait up!

- You're going on the south side - I got it

Don't get up on that roof till it stops raining

Should let up any minute now

Oh, damn The phone

Larry's Rooting

Kate?

Is that you?

Kate, where are you?

Kate, are you all right?

Jesus!

Yes Could I get the long-distance operator again?

Forget it

Coming

- I just wanted-- Is she here? - No

- Oh, we've gotta talk - I was just on my way out

We can work this out Is she okay?

She's tine She went to get our airIine tickets home

Is this a genetic thing? Men say anything just to get laid?

Not tair A: I didn't get laid

B: The reality is, some metaphysical wires got crossed somewhere

I don't have the right name but I am the guy

I was there I know it PIease, do not let her go

She's going, and she's going to marry the podiatrist

- Podiatrist? That's deep - How could you lie to her like that?

It was an emergency I literally had to

It was the only way to stop her It I didn't, I'd never see her again

- A lie's a lie - PIease! Please?

Will you sit down for one second?

Thank you

I am not supposed to be in Rome

I'm supposed to be in Boston leading a really boring lite...

working my can off for my boss so he can spend half the day in the gym

But I'm here

He was not supposed to get measles

Measles at 43 years of age

But he did so they sent me--

a guy who's never been anywhere except maybe Mazatian...

for spring break

And someone gave me an Italian phrase book the week before I left

I was not supposed to be in the piazza that night...

but I was

I went to see a movie but in my opinion...

Woody Allen is not funny when it's dubbed in Italian

So I left and I was just wandering

And then someone bumped into me

And then I saw her I looked into her eyes and--

Wow, something happened that's never happened to me before

- Something so familiar - Mania?

Whatever She fell in love with me too, by the way

I said, "PIease, God, give me a sign some way of making sure...

this woman does not get into that cab and disappear from my life forever

She's the one"

And He did 'cause she told me the name

It wasn't my name but it was a start

It that's not destiny...

then I don't know anything

That's really romantic

- Is it a lie? - Come on!

It is a name, for Christ's sake This whoIe thing is ludicrous

You know she's out of her mind chasing some guy around

This guy, by the way could happen to be...

the biggest loser on the face of the Earth

He could be a grump, a jerk a pervert, a cynic...

some guy whose mind is intested with dark thoughts, a criminal

He could be...

truly sick

ReaIistically what are the odds...

that he's some extra-super double-terrific guy?

- Ten billion to one - Exactly!

Do I have an ally?

I have returned

I have returned

Faith's friend, Peter Giovanni Hi

I thought we could see Roma today but if you are busy--

No! Faith's friend Let's go

Good

And my husband Larry he's a rooter

Roofing contractor, actually

I mean, thank you

Before that when he was younger, he painted

Not houses but pictures

Yeah But...

You can't raise a family on paintings

I guess you have to go back to work now, huh?

Oh, no it's siesta

Oh

You see, at home only the kids take naps in the afternoon

Adults go straight through

Me, I don't even lie down at all...

during the day

Yes in America you care for work

You live to work You stop for nothing

But in ltaly...

we care for tood for pleasure...

for love

- Biscuit? - Yes

It's crunchy

Mm, thank you

I was able to get us out on the first flight tomorrow morning

8:00 am

8:00 am?

- So soon? - The sooner the better

You were right about this whole thing from the beginning

Stupid Chasing a name

- I had to try - What about Peter?

- Peter? - Yeah

- Peter was a mistake - I don't know

Thought he was kinda fun, huh?

He was eccentric at best...

and not in a good way

- You mean, like your way? - Yeah

No Very funny

What?

You're crazy about him

I am not

You are too

I hate him

That's a strong response for someone you said you didn't even like

I hated what he did

Good, 'cause that's what I told him when he dropped off the flowers

You told him that I hated him?

Can't stand him, huh?

Hey, Katarina La bella Italia, she's waiting

- Let's go - I'll be right down

You better start packing Our cab's coming at the crack of dawn

He promised to take me on a tour of the fountains

But I'll stay

I'm not gonna go If you want me to stay, I'll stay

He knows I'm married I'll be back before dawn

The 16th century exalted the human figure

It was their way of gloritying the human spirit

But it's an ancient preoccupation

You see, the female body...

has always been the essence...

the mystery of human lite

So someday I'll visit you in Pittsburgh...

and you'll show me all her beauties, hmm?

Oh, Marcello

I'll need a taxi tomorrow morning at 6:30 to go to the airport

- Okay Thank you - Ah, Signorina faith

- Yes? - Peter Wright left messages for you

- He calls all the time - No phone calls for me

Thank you ow!

You stubbed your toe

I know I stubbed my toe

Well?

- Go away - Don't you think that's a sign?

- Oh! A sign - It's obvious

He's a foot doctor, pain is your body's way to tell you something's wrong

Your toe's trying to tell you not to marry Dwayne

My toe is telling me I've been hurt by a shoe salesman

- What about last night? - What about, you're a liar?

- What about "I was born to kiss you"? - What about--

Don't you have to work? Maybe you're not a shoe salesman

The truth is, you came here looking for something and you found it

It's right in back of you You're trightened

That's understandable I couldn't even sleep last night

Peter, stop

Last night was an illusion

You weren't who you said you were so I wasn't who I thought I was...

so neither of us were there

It wasn't real It didn't happen

I don't know you

Get to know me

- We're not supposed to be - Yes, we are

Don't throw your lite away on someone you don't love

Who says I don't love him?

Uh, all right

Go home and marry your podiatrist

I hope you'll be very happy together

Oh, I'm sorry

Oh, okay all right

Faith!

Wait, wait!

You can't go

- Why can't I go? - Because I found him

Stop the car

Whoa! I'm okay

I couldn't sleep last night For some reason, I was a wreck

So what did I do? I went to that restaurant, La Galeassi

You want me to take that for you? I had a chocolate gelato

I talked to the waiter asked him a couple of questions

Turns out-- I'll get it-- He knew the name of Damon's hotel

- You're kidding - No, it's right

I call the hotel They say, "No, he left yesterday"

But apparently he comes here every year and always follows the same route

He always goes from Rome down the coast...

to La Sirenuse Hotel in Positano

- Where's Positano? - Three hours south

- Did I do the right thing? - Great! We can call Giovanni

- What? It's perfect - He can drive us

- We can all go down together - It's really perfect

I did the right thing She won't say it

You did

You know what I think? Anything can happen here

Kate, look down there Magnifico

Oh, God

Oh is it over?

Where's the guy with the checkered flag?

Okay, faith Hold on

Oh, my God Faith, Joan Collins stayed here

Well, right now he's by the pool

He says he wears a gold medallion

- Want to check out the pool? - Mm-hmm

Let's go This way

Oh, look at this isn't this beautiful?

I hate men that wear jewelry

That's Damon Bradley?

Aren't you going to introduce yourself?

Of course

- Do you want me to do it? - No

Good luck

You're in my sun

Oh, I'm sorry

- I thought I-- - Damon!

I'll see you tomorrow Ciao

Ciao, Amanda

- Damon? - Uh-huh

- Damon Bradley? - That's me

Beautiful place

You know, it sure is

Yeah

Been here long?

Since yesterday

I just got here too

Nof yesterday Just now Just today

With my sister-in-law my brother's wife

Wife Yes

- I'm sure I'll see you around - Oh, I hope so

You know...

I was wondering

Do you have dinner plans?

Nof exactly

Would you be willing to have dinner with me?

Sure

Really?

Where?

There's a restaurant at the bottom of the steps

It's called Il Covo del Sara-something

It's great 8:30?

- Sounds good? - Covo del Something

I'll see you at 8:30 at the bottom--

- Watch your step You okay? - I'm sorry it's okay

- I'll see you there - What's your name?

Oh, faith

My name is faith

Smooth

Very smooth

Corvatch C-O-R-V-A-T-C-H

That's right Yeah

My wife used her card yesterday and I can't remember the amount

No, I can't wait for the statement That's why I'm calling you

All right Hey, Pete! Tell Roy to send up more shingles

Hey, Roy! He wants some more shingles!

Four hundred dollars from the La Sirenuse Hotel in Positano?

Where is Positano in Mexico?

Italy? My wife's in Italy?

What the hell's she doing in Italy? She's only been gone 48 hours

Huh? I'm sorry, ma'am Have a nice day then

My wite's in Italy

What the hell's she doing in Italy?

Who's in Italy?

Fellas, I gotta get out of here

You finish up this job here

Don't have too many beers at lunch

- Yeah, okay - Make sure you quit by 4:00

Whoa! All right I'm fine

Have you seen this sunset out here?

Larry would love these rooftops you know?

Did you see his eyes?

They were beautiful Brown, with little flecks of green

Wasn't he nice? He's really nice

How old do you think Giovanni is? No more than 40?

Come in!

The stars will be jealous of you tonight

You are a vision

Thanks You certainly know how to talk

By the way, I invite you all on your last evening in Italy

A friend of mine has a yacht You can see it from the balcony

I told him I would bring all my American friends tonight

So you must all come, hmm?

Yeah, we'd love that Faith, you in?

Okay Ciao Have tun

I'm sorry

In another lite or parallel universe we would have loved that Better?

- I have to get ready - Okay Sorry

Wait, wait Sorry

- Here - What is it?

You'll see

- Shoes! - Yeah

They're bone, a good color for a date with destiny

It should be-- Don't worry about those European sizes

It's pertect It should fit like a glove

- They do - Yeah?

Good

Could you hand me my dress? It's over on the window--

And my earrings? Those little moon ones?

Yeah

And could you get me my little ankle--

Thanks

Oh, you got the pictures back from the place

This one of us is great Did you see that picture that--

Oh, God

Oh, you look great

Thank you

I just-- I want to thank you for making all of this possible

Sure It's the least I could do

I just hope you find what you're looking for

Stop

Oh, Peter, stop

No matter what happens tonight I love you

- I have to go - Yeah

- It's pumpkin time - Mm-hmm

Oh!

Wow You look just like a goddess

You really do I mean, it's-- Whoa

A lot of steps

- Want some wine? - Yes

Do you have a good house red?

Cool

Now, I know you're gonna think this sounds crazy...

but I noticed you at the pool even before we spoke

I could sense a chemistry between us

- Really? - Truly

So...

you're probably wondering why I asked you to dinner

No, not really It happens all the time

Right

What looks good?

I think I'm gonna have the scampi

Oh, you like shrimp? I like shrimp

Get out of town Come on

Put her there

Do you believe in destiny?

It is written...

on the stars

My son Kyle is in the third grade He's really the smart one

My other son is very...

physical, I guess would be the term

You think I'm just one of those men...

who tries to seduce every woman he meets

Oh, I know that's what you are

Does it matter?

I've told you all about me

- I want to hear about you - All right

What kind of books do you like? What music do you listen to?

- I like action films - Uh-huh

I like Van Damme movies

I love martial art films

Really? You don't like opera?

I'm surprised to hear that

- Giovanni, I'm sorry - What?

You're very kind and gentle and I'll never forget you...

but I can't do this

I'm married

- That makes me uncomfortable - I'm sorry

- How 'bout that? - Come on Stop it

- Is this what you want? - I said stop!

- Okay - Stop it

- I'll kill you! - Uh-oh

- You crossed the line, you jerk! - You crossed the line

- You blew it from the get-go! - I did you a favor

I said to turn her off not molest her!

I was improvising Ow!

Are you not Damon Bradley?

No, I am not Damon Bradley

Look, I'm real-- Damn it!

I'm really sorry You're very sweet

- I'm sorry it went this tar - Shut up, Harry! You've done enough!

- You shut up - So you're probably really upset

- Just be a little bit rational - Rational!

Hit him!

- Let it out - Stop it!

Okay, what's with the bald guy, huh?

- Faith, I can explain! - Great

Okay, slow down

Oh, God

Oh, dear Oh, my

Faith, I was afraid of losing you!

Let's go

You are so ungratetul Do you know what kind of planning this took?

This was a major production I did it all for us!

Thank you very much I hope you're very happy!

I don't believe in anything anymore!

I don't believe in the moon or stars or the sun or destiny...

or magic or men!

Why won't you accept the fact that I'll do anything to keep us together?

You've outdone yourself!

You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

You're nuts about me! We're made for each other!

Haven't they ever heard of escalators?

You didn't mean what you said about not believing in the stars and the moon?

- You? - I--

I can't

I can't now

I'm sorry for dragging you here

No, don't say you're sorry...

'cause this has been the best weekend of my entire lite

I guess sometimes life just doesn't turn out the way we imagined it

Look at the stars

They come out every night

To almost love a woman and then lose her

Enjoy the pain

It's like losing at roulette There's that sweet sting

Oh, Jesus, Harry

There's only one woman...

and she's gone

Are you all right?

- Yes - Can I get you something?

No, thank you

I just would like you to send this very quickly

Yes

I'm calling off my wedding

Sorry

I'll send it immediately

Thanks

Just go

I'm sorry

I wanna--

Come on Let's go

Larry? What are you doin' here?

What am I doin' here? What the hell are you doin' here?

You came all the way here just to ask me that?

No, I--

I came all the way here to tell you...

I love you and I...

miss you

I've been miserable without you, Katy

Oh, Larry, I've missed you too

You're gonna be okay?

I'm gonna be okay I want you guys to have a great time

- Did you call Mom? - Yeah

- Did you call Dwayne? - Yeah

What'd they say? What?

Everybody is worried about you you understand?

- I'm all right Thanks - You got everything?

Listen, what time is your flight?

- You got your passport? - Yeah

Your ticket?

I'm Damon Bradley

You're Damon Bradley?

I mean, off the Ouija board when we were kids

I made the whole thing up I was pushing the arrow

- I wanted to get to the next question - You made the whole thing up?

- Damon Bradley never existed? - He was a kid in little league

- He was a real jerk - What about the fortune teller?

- That tat gypsy woman? - Don't say that

I slipped her two bucks The whole thing was a joke

Larry, this is bad You have to tell faith

I am not going to tell faith She'll never speak to me again

- She called off her whole wedding - Because she's in love

Why would she call off her wedding it she was in love?

Because it's not Dwayne

What do you mean? Then who is she in love with?

- Spanish? - How'd you know that?

lt's very nice suede How much you pay for them?

8750, American

- Wow Could've done better - Better?

I'll give you a card

Passengers on TWA flight to New York...

prepare to board at gate number ten

Alitalia nonstop flight to Boston...

is now boarding at gate number 40

Mr. Damon Bradley, please come to the information desk

I'll be in touch

Excuse me

Excuse me

- I'm Damon Bradley - Oh, yes

- You have a message for me? - Yes, I have a message

Mademoiselle Plantard will meet you directly at your hotel in Geneva

Ah, thank you very much

Shall we?

I'm Peter This is faith

We're a bit strange She's been looking for you her whole lite

Basically

As a matter of fact she thinks she wants to marry you

Yeah Are you married?

- No - Oh, good Whew

- Do you have a good job? - Of course

- Who are you? - I'm sorry Peter, faith

We're just friends He's available

This is good

She thinks that you two are meant to be

- Oh, really? - Yeah

The only problem is me because I'm in love with her

I love her more than she'll ever know

But--

You're a lucky man You've got the right name

Good-bye, faith

I hope you work it out

Hope we work what out?

What's going on?

He loves me

I can see that

The question is: Do you love him?

What?

I said, the question is: Do you love him?

What?

Do you love him?

- Last call for boarding - I do

I do

Good

I have a plane to Geneva to catch...

and you have a plane to catch

Is this the flight to Boston? I have to get on that flight

- The flight is closed - Excuse me?

You don't understand The man I love is on that plane

- Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure!

Please, can you help me? You understand

Don't you?

Do you got a ticket? This is to New York

Okay

Oh, my God!

Thank you!

Good luck!