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- That was Julian Grant.
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He just called to personally
welcome me into the seminar.
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- Glasses up.
To Sutton. Congrats.
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- You're pretty freaking cool,
Kat.
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- You're my campaign manager.
You have to tell me
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that stuff, right?
- No, I don't.
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- I feel like maybe
you've been flirting with me?
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- It's my job to
get to know you and talk you up.
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- That's all this is?
- If you got another impression,
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that's coming from you,
but that's not me.
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- Attention, everyone!
"Scarlet's" been hacked.
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- What if this ends up
like the Sony hack?
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- Wait, you mean, like, all of
our emails getting out there?
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I'm worried about Ingrid.
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- If we could just get a name,
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we'd be able
to back up her story.
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[bouncy percussive music]
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- Well, hello there,
fashion superstar.
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- Oh.
- [soft laugh]
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Congrats again on
the Julian Grant seminar.
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- Thanks so much.
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But now we need
a new sewing machine
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and good ones are, like, $1,200.
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What is that?
- Best of times, worst of times.
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- Right?
- Namaste, bitches.
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- No.
No more tequila.
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[both laugh]
- But, you know what?
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I could use several shots
of espresso, though.
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- Same.
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- Hey, anything from Tia
since last night?
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- No, just this text:
"Let's meet in an hour."
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Period.
- Ooh.
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Ending a text message
in a period is essentially
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an act of aggression.
- Yep.
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As if I needed something else
to stress about today.
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[elevator dings]
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[soft laughter]
Good!
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Good for you.
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Great.
Vitamins...
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- ♪ Li-i-i--
life is a party ♪
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[phones ringing]
[frantic chatter]
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- Good morning.
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How would you guys
describe my breath?
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[exhaling]
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- Andrew, I'm sorry.
It was one time.
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- Because apparently I need gum
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for my morning dragon breath!
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- What is going on?
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- The hackers released
every email ever sent
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on the Safford server.
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Welcome to Hell.
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♪
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- ♪ Li-i-i--
life is a party ♪
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- We are so sorry
that this happened.
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Patrick right now is off-site,
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dealing with
our backend management,
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and we will get to
the bottom of this leak.
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People, "Scarlet"
has been through much worse.
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Ultra low-rise jeans
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and that Snooki/JWoww cover
come to mind.
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[laughter]
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We can let this whole
sleazy event make us angry...
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[inhales]
or we could let it go,
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move on and get back to
what we all love,
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which is making this
very important, very inspiring
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magazine.
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So let's get back to work.
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- Uh, hey, just one more thing,
everyone?
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We're already seeing
some trolling
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about this on social media.
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So please don't engage,
even on your personal accounts.
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We need
the official "Scarlet" handles
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to be the last word.
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- Thanks, Kat.
- Yeah.
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- And remember:
business as usual.
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- Red, come.
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We'll be sending
apology gifts today.
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- Who'd you offend?
- Manhattan.
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[upbeat alternative music]
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♪
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
Um, so I still feel
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kind of embarrassed
about last night.
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- Please, it's not a thing.
- All right, great.
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Uh, well, it's been kind of
a crazy morning at work.
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But I did manage to
make a couple calls.
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Turns out, more than one voter
in my district believes that
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Elvis lives in the subway
station at Delancey Street.
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So I told them about my plan
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to subsidize mental health
clinics in the area.
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I'd like to think
I stayed on message--
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- Hey, Kat, listen, um...
- Uh.
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- You are... an amazing person
and a great candidate, um,
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but I--I think it is a mistake
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for me to be
your campaign manager.
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[soft electronic music]
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- Oh, are--are you serious?
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- Yes.
Yep, I am.
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You know, campaigns are
incredibly stressful as it is,
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and when personal feelings
get involved,
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it can become a real problem.
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So here is a list
of campaign managers,
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any of them can jump right in,
won't miss a beat.
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- I mean, if this is what you
want, I totally respect that.
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I just kind of felt like
maybe we had a chance to win it.
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- You do, Kat.
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Um, just not with me.
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♪
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- Okay, here's another
one of your emails.
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Uh, the stylist Jason Kier,
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who apparently is
"a sassy little bitch."
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[laughs]
Can't say I disagree with that.
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- Look, I don't get
why people are so upset.
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It's okay to be a little snarky
if you're funny.
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"Velociraptor in Versace"?
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That's funny.
- It is funny.
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[inhales sharply]
Ooh.
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Did you call Tom Ford's
spring collection "urban bleak"?
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- Yeah, that's, uh, that's
gonna require a phone call.
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- Yeah.
- Penance is so exhausting.
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[cell phone buzzes]
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hi, honey.
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- I'm super behind on "Grey's"
so shh.
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- I won't tell you a thing.
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I saw online that
your work got hacked.
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Everything okay?
- Oh, yeah.
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I mean, work's crazy, but
I'm good.
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- Oh, good.
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Good, I'm so glad.
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- What's wrong?
You sound stressed.
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- I need to ask you a favor.
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It's my car.
The, um, timing belt's shot.
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And Jim says it will cost
at least $500.
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I need my car
to get to work, and
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make it easier for me
to pay you back faster.
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- $500?
Mom, I--
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- I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out.
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How's Richard?
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You two still living in sin?
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'Cause if you are,
you know my advice is
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you better be sinning.
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- Richard's good.
We're good.
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And don't worry.
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I can send you the money.
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[soft music]
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Bye, Mom.
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- Bye, honey.
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♪
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- [sighs]
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- So where are you
with that list of names
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that Ingrid gave us?
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- I'm down to
the last few names.
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- No one's willing
to back up her story.
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- I mean, people
are reluctant to talk
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in the best of circumstances,
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and this whole email hack
has just made things worse.
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- Yeah, it's unfortunate,
but I really need you to push.
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- Code red, Jacqueline.
Code red, Jacq--
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- Andrew, Andrew, take a breath.
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This is a magazine,
not a trauma ward.
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Go ahead and get to it.
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- Here.
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People do get
hurt here sometimes,
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even if it is
just their feelings.
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I'm sorry.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- I'm assuming you heard
the news about the email dump.
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- Yeah, that's crazy.
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- Yeah, and now it's putting
even more pressure on me
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to get somebody to
corroborate Ingrid's story,
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but every time I tell somebody
that I'm from "Scarlet,"
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they're like, "Bye."
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- I'm sorry.
That blows.
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Bad luck.
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- What if I just don't say
that I'm from "Scarlet"?
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- Hm, well, that sounds
wildly unethical.
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- Yeah, well,
being wildly ethical
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hasn't really been
working for me, so.
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- Hey, you only need
to find one person.
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- [sighs]
It's not that easy.
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- Look, I get that
you're frustrated,
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but you don't want to do
something you're gonna regret.
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That'll just
make everything worse.
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Anyway, uh, guess what?
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I got advanced reviews
for my book, and they're good.
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They're actually really good.
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I've been asked to write
a guest column for "Slate."
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- Oh, my God, that's amazing.
- Thanks.
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And, Jane, what you're
trying to do right now,
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it's hard enough.
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You don't want to lose yourself
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by becoming dishonest, right?
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- Thanks.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Y'all, RJ Safford said,
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"'Porch & Garden'
is a bigger money suck
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than my wife's jewelry line."
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- [soft laugh]
Are you reading the emails?
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- I am.
[inhales]
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It's very therapeutic and
totally distracting me
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from the fact that I just
loaned my mother $500
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and now I can't afford
a new sewing machine.
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- Uh, let me help you out.
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- No.
Thanks, but I got it.
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[cell phone buzzes]
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- And Tia's replacements
have started reaching out.
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- What?
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I can't believe
she just bailed like that.
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- It's crazy.
We were just starting to
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get into a groove
with this whole campaign thing,
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and then I messed it up.
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- [gasps]
Oh, my God.
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- Another email?
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- Well, tabloids
found their story.
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And it's Jacqueline.
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Uh.
[taps tablet]
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"Five years ago, luxury brand
SGDA head Bobby O'Neill
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"nearly died in the offices
of lady mag 'Scarlet.'
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"Of the event, Editor-in-Chief
Jacqueline Carlyle
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"emailed a gal pal.
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"'Bobby O'Neill almost died
in my office today.
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"'He's fine, but I can't lie,
a small part of me enjoyed it.
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Karma's a bitch, right?'"
Oh, my God.
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He's a big advertiser.
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This is really bad
for Jacqueline.
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Uh, let me guess,
meeting in the fashion closet?
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Seriously, it is like the only
thing I found in your emails.
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[softly] Ugh.
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Toodles.
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- Man, that day was crazy.
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Do you guys remember that day?
- Yeah.
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- Of course, it was
my first day at "Scarlet."
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- And we almost killed a man.
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[Taylor Swift's
"Welcome to New York"]
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- ♪ Walking through a crowd
the village is aglow ♪
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♪ Kaleidoscope of loud
heartbeats under coats ♪
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♪ Everybody here
wanted something more ♪
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♪ Searching for a sound
we hadn't heard before ♪
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♪ And it said
welcome to New York ♪
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♪ It's been waiting for you
welcome to New York ♪
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♪ Welcome to New York
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- Perfect.
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Call me, okay?
- Yeah.
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Bye.
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- ♪ Welcome to New York
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♪ It's a new soundtrack
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♪ I could dance to this beat
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[elevator dings]
250
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[Taylor Swift's "Welcome to
New York" over headphones]
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♪ But they never blind me
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- Oh, can you hold that, please?
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- ♪ Welcome to New York
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- Thanks.
255
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[Taylor Swift's
"Welcome to New York"]
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- ♪ Welcome to New York
welcome to New York ♪
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♪ Welcome to New York
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[Jessie J, Ariana Grande,
& Nicki Minaj's "Bang Bang"]
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- ♪ Step on up
swing your bat ♪
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♪ See anybody
could be bad to you ♪
261
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♪ You need a good girl
to blow your mind yeah ♪
262
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♪ Bang bang into the room
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- Hi, can I help you?
- Oh, uh--
264
00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,738
yeah, I'm, uh, Jane Sloan.
265
00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,827
I'm starting
my internship today.
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I'm a little early,
I didn't know
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if I should go to HR,
if I should come straight here--
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- Hang on a second.
- [exhales]
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- Good morning, Martha.
- Good morning, Jacqueline.
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- Thank you.
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00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,665
Hi.
Jacqueline Carlyle.
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- Jacqueline Carlyle.
- And you are?
273
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- I'm--uh, Jane Sloan.
274
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:28,932
- You a writer?
275
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,369
- No, no-no-no,
I'm, uh, an intern.
276
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- That doesn't mean
you can't also be a writer.
277
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You look like a writer to me.
278
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- ♪ I don't need to
hear you talk the talk ♪
279
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- [exhales]
280
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- Hey, uh, you must be Jane?
281
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Hey, I'm Andrew,
the chief intern.
282
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Come, I'll get you started.
- Okay.
283
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,688
- So I saw you were
talking to Jacqueline.
284
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,516
- Yeah.
285
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,778
- When Eleanor retires,
I so want to be her assistant.
286
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,519
- Oh, my God, I would love that.
287
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,477
- It's my dream, not yours.
288
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,436
- Okay.
- Now you know.
289
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:57,439
Anyway, so I usually show the
interns to their departments.
290
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So I'll just, like, over here--
- I'll take her!
291
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,617
- Oh, great,
that makes my job a lot easier.
292
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,923
Uh, Jane, this is Lauren Park.
293
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:06,796
Good luck.
294
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,711
- Oh, my God, Lauren Park.
295
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,757
I--I've seen your name
on the masthead,
296
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,019
and I am such a big fan.
297
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,411
I've wanted
to work for "Scarlet"--
298
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:16,110
- Jane.
Follow me.
299
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,852
I don't have an assistant
and I have a lot going on,
300
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,811
so I'm gonna need 110% from you.
301
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:25,728
First things first, a VIP team
from SGDA are on their way.
302
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,643
They're potentially
big advertisers
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00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,731
and they need coffee.
304
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,472
I look at receipts.
305
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:31,952
- Uh-huh.
306
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:35,129
- Go.
- Oh, okay.
307
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,130
[phone ringing]
308
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,698
- Dani Potter's desk.
309
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,656
I will deliver the message.
310
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,483
Thank you.
[phone clicks]
311
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:44,007
- Hi, I'm Sage.
312
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,879
I'm Dani's assistant.
You're temping for me.
313
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:48,098
- Oh, of course.
Hi. Sorry.
314
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,753
Um, I'm so glad
you're feeling better.
315
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,755
- Mm-hmm.
- So what happened?
316
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,452
They said it was
a household accident?
317
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,584
- Cambodian bird's nest.
318
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,499
Sex swing.
- Oh.
319
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:58,674
- They screwed it right into
the dry wall instead of a beam,
320
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,893
and then the whole thing
321
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,633
came crashing down.
- Oh.
322
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:02,983
- And I experienced
a new level of penetration.
323
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:05,637
- You should totally
pitch that to somebody.
324
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:06,682
- To who?
325
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,424
I'm an assistant to marketing.
326
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:10,773
But seriously,
if I could get paid
327
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,514
every time
I had a crazy sex story,
328
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,735
I'd get a very different swing.
329
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:18,476
Uh, anyway, uh,
doctor cleared me
330
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,130
so I will be back
full-time tomorrow.
331
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,828
Thank you so much
for covering for me.
332
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:24,526
- Yeah, of course.
See ya.
333
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:28,486
[pensive music]
334
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,793
- "Scarlet" digital
is on top of the viral trends.
335
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:31,794
- Yeah.
336
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,622
- You ready?
- Mm-hmm.
337
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,493
- Okay, let's do this thing.
338
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:38,845
- You know, I was actually, um--
339
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,977
Never mind. It's all good.
Let's go.
340
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,109
Ready?
[phone beeps]
341
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:43,806
- Hi, I'm Andrew,
342
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,504
and I'd like to thank
Jacqueline Carlyle,
343
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,811
Editor-in-Chief
at "Scarlet" magazine
344
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,813
for nominating me to take part
345
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,381
in the
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
346
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,905
Donate and support.
347
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,385
[slow-motion clattering]
348
00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:01,476
[shuddering]
349
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:02,869
- Perfect.
350
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,609
Okay, edit that,
bring it to me,
351
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,046
and, uh, thanks...
- Andrew.
352
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,569
- Yeah.
353
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:10,528
[punchy music]
354
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:11,921
♪
355
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,880
- I just dumped ice water
all over myself.
356
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,751
Why are you sad?
357
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,753
- My parents are doing
the Ice Bucket Challenge now.
358
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,711
"Scarlet's"
usually such a tastemaker,
359
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:22,410
but for some reason,
the digital department just
360
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,064
follows trends
instead of leading.
361
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,935
- So talk to your boss.
- Mm.
362
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:28,938
It's not that easy.
363
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,853
- Okay, bye.
364
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:35,815
♪
365
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:38,774
That's a lot of coffee.
Who's it for?
366
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,472
- Uh, Lauren Park.
Some big meeting.
367
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,518
- Mm-mm.
- What?
368
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:46,477
- Well, see, okay,
Lauren's kind of a coffee snob.
369
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,827
So when it comes to
a big meeting,
370
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,480
lobby coffee
is basically treason.
371
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:52,135
- What?
W--what do I do?
372
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,441
- First of all,
you're gonna need to chill,
373
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,834
'cause Lauren
can smell your fear.
374
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,139
Second of all,
go around the corner.
375
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,837
Slave to the Grind.
It's super fancy.
376
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,751
The execs love it.
It's perfect.
377
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,841
- Thank you.
- No problem.
378
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,104
- [softly] Slave to the Grind.
Okay.
379
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,584
Um, cool.
380
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,108
Cool, cool, cool...
381
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,110
♪
382
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,720
- Human resources.
383
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,809
- Hi, I'm temping
on Dani Potter's desk.
384
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,897
- Isn't Sage coming back?
- Yes.
385
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,638
I know that Sage is coming back.
386
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:17,813
I was actually calling to see
387
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,858
if there was
anything else available,
388
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,729
temp or otherwise?
389
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,470
I can type 65 words a minute
and--
390
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,124
- Yeah, unfortunately
we don't have
391
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,647
any other available
positions currently.
392
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:26,996
- Okay, thanks.
393
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,390
Well, if that changes,
let me know.
394
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,000
- Of course.
We'll keep your resume handy.
395
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,829
[Sia's "Elastic Heart"]
396
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,833
- ♪ And another one
bites the dust ♪
397
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,010
♪ Oh why can
I not conquer love? ♪
398
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:45,536
♪ And another one
bites the dust ♪
399
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,017
♪ Yeah let's be clear
I'll trust no one ♪
400
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:55,024
♪ You did not break me
401
00:14:55,068 --> 00:15:02,118
♪ I'm still fighting for
peace ♪
402
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,468
♪ I've got thick skin
403
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,558
♪ And an elastic heart
404
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,734
♪ But your blade
it might be too sharp ♪
405
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,606
♪ I'm like a rubber band
406
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,783
♪ Until you pull too hard
407
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,785
♪ Yeah I may snap
and I move fast ♪
408
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:20,571
♪ I've got an elastic heart
409
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,747
- Donate and support.
410
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,489
- No, no, no,
cut the video right... there,
411
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,926
while he's dripping.
412
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,800
- [shuddering]
413
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,367
- Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's much better.
414
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,891
[chuckles] Duh.
- [soft laugh]
415
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,372
Hey, you know,
I was actually thinking,
416
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,548
maybe we could capture
some content for Snapchat?
417
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:43,377
- Eh, so our content can
disappear after a few seconds?
418
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,509
I don't think so.
419
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,468
We're on the cutting edge here,
Kat.
420
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,905
Oh, also, uh, Jacqueline and I
are gonna need to see those
421
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,038
Woman Crush Wednesday pitches
before you leave for today.
422
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,474
- You got it.
- Okay.
423
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:54,954
- Okay.
424
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,957
[downbeat music]
425
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,568
♪
426
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:03,484
- So once we're finished here,
I'd like to take you upstairs,
427
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:06,008
introduce you to some of
Safford's other books.
428
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,880
And after that, you and I
are gonna have lunch, Bobby.
429
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:11,057
- Lunch?
- Where we will discuss
430
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,015
upping your monthly buys
at "Scarlet."
431
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,974
- Straight and to the point.
432
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,498
I always liked that
about you, Jacqueline.
433
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:20,109
- Which is why you'll
up the ad buys.
434
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:23,460
- Uh--where's the coffee
that I ordered?
435
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,854
- Oh, some should be here
any minute.
436
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,639
- Thank you.
- In fact, there it is now.
437
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,512
- Um, well, our next issue's
gonna focus on global designers.
438
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,514
And so I feel like...
439
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,994
- What took you so long?
440
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,648
- Uh...
- Are these even labeled?
441
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:40,042
- They're labeled by drink,
not by name.
442
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,610
- These were supposed to be here
at the start of the meeting.
443
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,046
- I'm sorry.
- So am I.
444
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:47,876
New plan, just sit quietly
and think about the fact
445
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,965
that you earned this internship.
446
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,707
Don't mess it up over something
as simple as a coffee order.
447
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:56,058
There are plenty of young women
just waiting to take your place.
448
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,625
[Tove Lo's
"Habits [Stay High]"]
449
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:00,149
- ♪ Oh oh
450
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,064
♪ Oh oh
451
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,719
- Coffee's have arrived.
So sorry about the wait.
452
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,678
- ♪ Oh oh
453
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,376
♪ I eat my dinner...
454
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,856
- Excuse me, do you know
where the bathroom is?
455
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,946
- Yeah, it's just over there.
456
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,732
Hey, you okay?
457
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,604
- Yeah, I just--um,
I need to get out of here.
458
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:24,521
- Well, I know a better place.
459
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,741
Trust me, it's cool.
460
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,569
Come on.
461
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:29,961
Let's go.
462
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,051
- ♪ Go to sleep
463
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,836
♪ And I drank up
all my money ♪
464
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,143
♪ Dazed and kind of lonely
465
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,623
- Oh.
[exhales]
466
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,148
Hey. [soft laugh]
- Hi.
467
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,845
- Hi.
468
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,716
- ♪ To keep you off my mind
469
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,937
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh
ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪
470
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,464
[soft funky music]
471
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,988
- Wow, look at all of this.
472
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,295
- It's pretty cool, huh?
473
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:01,341
- So you guys just get to
474
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,907
come in here whenever you want?
475
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:05,693
- Yep, whenever we want.
476
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:06,998
I didn't realize
you came here too.
477
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,827
- Yeah, sometimes,
if I'm having a bad day.
478
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,786
- Well, this is helping me,
479
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,831
and it's much better than
crying alone in the bathroom.
480
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,355
- Lauren.
481
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:16,617
- There should be a special room
482
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,748
for interns
that Lauren made cry.
483
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:18,836
- So I'm not the only one?
484
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,621
- No.
- No.
485
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,319
- You should try that on.
It's a good color for you.
486
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,321
- Are we allowed?
487
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,496
- As long as
it's not for a shoot.
488
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,456
My favorite are the shoes.
489
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,589
Check it out.
- Love.
490
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,852
- How do I look?
- [giggles] Tiny.
491
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,333
- You have really great legs
for heels.
492
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,465
- Oh, yeah.
493
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,423
She's feeling better already.
494
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,817
[Icona Pop's "I Love It"]
495
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,211
♪
496
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:48,823
- ♪ I got this feeling on a
summer day when you were gone ♪
497
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,564
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
498
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,609
♪ I watched, I let it burn
499
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,655
♪ I threw your--into a bag
500
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,570
♪ And pushed it
down the stairs ♪
501
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,920
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
502
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:00,835
♪ I don't care
503
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,706
♪ I love it
504
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,491
♪ I don't care
505
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,841
♪
506
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,799
♪ You're on a different road
507
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:10,801
♪ I'm in the Milky Way
508
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,499
♪ You want me down on Earth
509
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,805
♪ But I am up in space
510
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,590
♪ You're so damn hard
to please ♪
511
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,331
♪ we gotta kill this switch
512
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,333
♪ You're from the '70s
513
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,335
♪ But I'm a '90s--
514
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,684
♪ I love it
515
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,642
- [exhales]
[soft chuckle]
516
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,905
- I'm starving.
- Oh, me too.
517
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:30,473
- Oh, that's another great perk,
lots of free food.
518
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,475
The leftovers from
the conference room
519
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,564
should be out by now.
520
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,437
- Wait, but won't Lauren
be looking for me?
521
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,786
- You'll know.
When she's coming,
522
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,831
the winged monkeys
usually arrive first.
523
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,355
- [laughs]
Come on.
524
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,356
- ♪ I love it
525
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,966
- Mmm, this is good.
526
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:52,539
- You know, for like
the entire week before payday,
527
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,019
I survive off of
bagels from the conference room
528
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,326
and all the penis-shaped food
that people send "Scarlet."
529
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,849
- Oh, the penis pasta
was so good, right?
530
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,677
- Oh, so good.
531
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,026
- So, is Sage
coming back already?
532
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,941
- Yeah.
533
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,379
- Did she really crack a rib
falling off a dildo chair?
534
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,032
- Something like that.
- Cool.
535
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,251
- Man, it's been a while
since I've had a good hookup.
536
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,644
- Join the club.
537
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,298
- I saw you with a guy
this morning.
538
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,777
- "Good hookup."
He tasted like pickles.
539
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,257
- Well, last guy
I hooked up with
540
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,519
asked me to rate him
out of five stars.
541
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:17,912
- What'd you say?
- Two and a half.
542
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,784
Asking to be rated
cost him two stars.
543
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:24,484
- I'm, um,
I'm dating this guy, Eric.
544
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:27,269
He's pretty amazing.
- In bed?
545
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,315
- Totally.
546
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,273
- Don't you people read signs?
547
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,014
- What signs?
548
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,363
- This sign.
549
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:35,843
[soft dramatic music]
550
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,845
- Okay, well,
that's not our fault.
551
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,803
- These sandwiches were
for Jacqueline's lunch meeting
552
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:42,284
with Bobby O'Neill.
553
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,677
He's the big advertiser.
Look.
554
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,808
The meeting starts
in ten minutes.
555
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,027
You guys have to fix this.
556
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,811
Oh, God.
557
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:50,597
Oh, my God, no,
she's gonna kill me.
558
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,338
- Um, what do we do?
[soft laugh]
559
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,557
I--I can't get fired.
- No one's getting fired.
560
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:55,950
There's so much food in this
building
561
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:57,386
and I know where of all it is.
562
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,258
Trust me.
I just have to steal some.
563
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,433
- Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
- Mm-hmm.
564
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,564
- I like that.
It's good.
565
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:02,696
- You would do that for us?
566
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:03,827
- I love to steal.
567
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,742
And also, it's my last day.
568
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,396
And it's sandwiches.
569
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,832
- That's true.
Okay.
570
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,399
Just text us.
571
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:13,359
- Oh, I don't have your numbers.
- Oh.
572
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,970
- Should we...
- Yeah, no-no-no, we should--
573
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,450
we should just, like,
exchange numbers.
574
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:18,581
- Yeah.
575
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,844
- Okay.
576
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:23,717
[keys clacking]
577
00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,766
Thanks.
578
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,420
- Okay, you guys
head back to the bull pen
579
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:32,943
and let me
handle the sandwiches, yeah?
580
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:35,685
- Thanks, dog.
- Yeah, thanks.
581
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:38,993
♪
582
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,995
- Yes.
583
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:45,304
Oh. Hi.
584
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:47,871
[Charli XCX's "Boom Clap"]
585
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,003
- ♪ Boom boom boom clap
586
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:54,835
♪
587
00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:02,277
- Sorry, I didn't think
anyone was in here.
588
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,498
- Yeah, I'm--I'm early.
Meeting prep.
589
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:09,458
- It's good to be prepared.
590
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,939
- I'm Richard.
- Sutton.
591
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:15,638
So, Richard, I got myself
into a little bit of trouble.
592
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:18,293
And, um, the only thing
that's gonna fix it
593
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,774
is this tray of sandwiches
behind me.
594
00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:23,342
- I'm intrigued to know
what kind of mistake
595
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,865
is fixable with sandwiches.
596
00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:27,215
- [laughs]
597
00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:28,608
I would love to tell you.
598
00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:30,436
I am on a bit of
a time crunch though,
599
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:33,264
so I was hoping you could
600
00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:34,744
pretend like I was never here?
601
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:36,398
- Secret's safe with me.
602
00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:38,226
[Charli XCX's "Boom Clap"]
603
00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:39,836
- Thank you.
604
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,404
- ♪ Boom clap
you make me feel good ♪
605
00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:45,320
♪ Come on to me
come on to me now ♪
606
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,757
- Well, that was exciting.
- You have no idea.
607
00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:49,933
- I think we pulled it off.
- Told ya.
608
00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:51,761
- Unbelievable.
609
00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:53,763
- Yeah, look at
Jacqueline Carlyle work.
610
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:55,896
- She's such a badass.
611
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:58,289
- Not to be, you know, weird,
612
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,944
but, um, do you guys
want to get a drink after work?
613
00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:02,946
Celebrate?
614
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:04,687
- Okay.
both: Yeah.
615
00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:06,950
- Sure.
- Cool.
616
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:10,301
- [coughs]
[clears throat]
617
00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,869
- Wait, does he
look a little flustered?
618
00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:14,567
- [coughs]
- Yeah.
619
00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,569
- He does look kind of flushed.
620
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,353
- No, I'm fine.
- Are you sure?
621
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,269
[playful dramatic music]
622
00:23:21,312 --> 00:23:24,577
You okay?
- No, I'm...
623
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,927
- Oh, shit.
624
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,929
- Oh, my God.
625
00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:31,410
♪
626
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:34,935
- Does anybody have an EpiPen?
He has a peanut allergy.
627
00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:37,459
Somebody call 911, now!
628
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:41,594
♪
629
00:23:41,637 --> 00:23:44,423
[indistinct radio chatter]
630
00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:50,429
- Is he gonna be okay?
- Oh, he'll be fine.
631
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,387
Of course he probably thinks
I did it on purpose.
632
00:23:55,956 --> 00:23:57,523
- Fashion closet?
633
00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:58,872
[together]
Fashion closet.
634
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,229
- So should we say something?
635
00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:10,492
- I mean...
636
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:13,408
If he's gonna be fine?
- Right.
637
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,280
- [sighs] I can't believe this
was my first day at "Scarlet."
638
00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:18,718
- Oh, getting yelled at
by Lauren
639
00:24:18,761 --> 00:24:20,720
and stealing sandwiches
and poisoning a major advertiser
640
00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:22,461
wasn't a part of
your "Scarlet" dream?
641
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,724
- [soft laugh]
- I just--
642
00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:28,858
I've wanted to write
for "Scarlet" for... forever.
643
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:32,645
And I thought I would
come here and be perfect.
644
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,864
But I've just been overwhelmed.
645
00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:37,388
- [exhales]
- I hear that.
646
00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:40,479
Uh, my boss, Garrett,
647
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:43,786
he's friends with my dad,
that's how I got this job, so.
648
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,354
- Well, that's good, right?
- Mm.
649
00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:47,747
I feel like
the digital department's
650
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,444
missing some
really big opportunities,
651
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,186
but I don't feel like
I can say anything
652
00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:54,841
'cause I promised my dad
I wouldn't make waves.
653
00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:57,408
- I think if you have
a good idea, you should say it.
654
00:24:57,452 --> 00:25:00,324
And, Jane, it's your first day.
655
00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:02,805
Keep writing, you'll get there.
656
00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:07,201
- Hm.
I don't want you to leave.
657
00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:08,724
- [laughs]
Thanks.
658
00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:10,291
Yeah, I don't want
to leave either,
659
00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:11,510
but I did a deep dive and
660
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,555
there's no other
available positions.
661
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:17,385
I'm down to
my last hundred bucks, so
662
00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:20,214
I don't even think
I can stay in New York,
663
00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:21,650
let alone at "Scarlet."
664
00:25:21,694 --> 00:25:24,392
- Wait.
Why don't you work for Lauren?
665
00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:26,220
God knows
she needs an assistant.
666
00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:27,874
- There is no assistant position
for Lauren.
667
00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:29,963
- Not yet.
668
00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:32,618
- Can you create a position
that doesn't exist?
669
00:25:32,661 --> 00:25:34,315
- Are you sure
you wouldn't want to do that?
670
00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:35,490
- No.
671
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:36,796
If I wind up working for Lauren,
672
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,362
I'm gonna leave here
in a body bag.
673
00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:41,365
- [laughs]
Yeah, she's pretty intense.
674
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:43,454
- [soft laugh]
- [sighs]
675
00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:44,934
- I do really love it here.
676
00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:48,721
- Yeah.
- Me too.
677
00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:51,724
Let's find a way to stay,
all of us.
678
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:54,727
[upbeat music]
679
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,380
♪
680
00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:59,601
- Perfect, great.
Oh, come on in
681
00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:01,516
- Hi.
682
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,779
I have those Woman Crush
Wednesday pitches you asked for.
683
00:26:03,823 --> 00:26:05,476
- Okay, I can take them.
684
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,349
- Oh, okay.
685
00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:11,221
- Anything else?
686
00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:12,658
- Uh, I also--
687
00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:14,616
I just included a couple
of other pitches
688
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:15,661
I've been thinking about.
689
00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:17,576
- Hm.
690
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,708
- Look, I know that
Snapchat stories disappear,
691
00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:23,190
uh, but they have 46 million
daily average users
692
00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:24,844
and that number is going up
every single day.
693
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:27,760
And, I mean, Instagram
is growing even faster.
694
00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:30,284
I--I feel like
we could create a community
695
00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:32,286
on those platforms by
696
00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:34,897
curating content that
feels in line with our brand,
697
00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:38,335
using digital to really
sell the "Scarlet" lifestyle.
698
00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:40,555
- And why haven't
I heard this before?
699
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,426
- I don't know.
700
00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:44,559
- I like it, Kat.
I think it sounds great.
701
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,692
- I do too.
Sounds buzzy.
702
00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:48,389
- Yeah.
703
00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:49,956
We'll get Eleanor
to set up a meeting
704
00:26:49,999 --> 00:26:51,784
and we'll discuss it further.
705
00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:53,873
Thanks for sharing.
- Yeah, thanks, Kat.
706
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:57,528
[Alesso's
"Heroes [We Could Be]"]
707
00:26:57,572 --> 00:26:59,226
- Hey, Lauren,
do you have a second?
708
00:26:59,269 --> 00:27:02,316
- Not really.
709
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:03,491
Green juice?
710
00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:05,232
- Yeah,
Pressed Juicery Greens 3.
711
00:27:05,275 --> 00:27:07,974
It's supposed to be
better than espresso.
712
00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:10,193
So I know you don't have an
assistant, which I think is odd
713
00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:11,673
'cause you're a junior editor,
714
00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:14,284
so I called a few other
Safford publications
715
00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:16,286
"Pinstripe," "Porch & Garden."
716
00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:17,940
All of their junior editors
are men,
717
00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:20,421
and all of them
have their own assistants.
718
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,423
I think you should too.
719
00:27:22,466 --> 00:27:24,643
And I think it should be me.
720
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:25,731
- ♪ I know you hear me now...
721
00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:27,297
- Keep talking.
722
00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:28,472
- ♪ We are a different kind
723
00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:31,345
♪ We can do anything
724
00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:36,350
♪ We could be heroes...
725
00:27:36,393 --> 00:27:38,482
- Hm.
726
00:27:38,526 --> 00:27:40,746
It's the notebook again.
727
00:27:40,789 --> 00:27:43,966
- I like to write by hand.
- Hm.
728
00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:46,490
Girl after my own heart.
729
00:27:46,534 --> 00:27:49,232
What are you writing about?
730
00:27:49,276 --> 00:27:52,975
- Uh, expectations.
731
00:27:53,019 --> 00:27:55,804
And how if we let go of them,
732
00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:59,547
reality can exceed them
in ways we never expected.
733
00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:01,636
- Tomorrow, have Eleanor
734
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,812
introduce you to Conor
in our copy department.
735
00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:06,293
That's a good place for a writer
who happens to be an intern.
736
00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:09,644
- That would be amazing.
Thank you.
737
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,952
- ♪ We could be heroes
738
00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:14,693
[both laugh]
739
00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,607
- I think it's great.
740
00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:18,218
- Oh, I can't believe
I just met you two weirdos.
741
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:19,741
I feel like I've known you
for years.
742
00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:21,743
- [laughs]
- Same.
743
00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:23,571
- Well, we did
almost kill a man together
744
00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:25,747
so if that doesn't bond you...
- Mm.
745
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,314
- I honestly don't know how
I would have
746
00:28:27,357 --> 00:28:29,708
gotten through today
without you two.
747
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,971
For whatever reason,
you decided to help me.
748
00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:33,537
- Of course.
749
00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:34,756
We have to have
each other's backs.
750
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,671
I need cool friends in New York.
751
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,499
- Okay, a toast.
752
00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:40,762
To...
753
00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:43,330
long and prosperous
careers at "Scarlet."
754
00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:44,505
- And no more nuts.
755
00:28:44,548 --> 00:28:47,682
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
756
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,553
- Hey, do either of you know
of a cheap apartment to rent
757
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:51,773
or a spare bedroom or
758
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:53,775
any room with a bed?
759
00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:55,342
♪
760
00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:57,648
- I might.
- Yeah?
761
00:28:57,692 --> 00:29:00,303
- It's more of a living room
than a small apartment, but
762
00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:02,479
it could hold a bed
if it had to.
763
00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:06,396
- ♪ Me and you
764
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:13,752
[soft dramatic music]
765
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:16,145
♪
766
00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:17,538
- So that's what
really happened.
767
00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:18,800
- We just wanted you to know
768
00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:21,629
in case you
have to do damage control.
769
00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:23,587
- Hmm.
770
00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:26,765
Damage control because
Bobby ate the wrong sandwich?
771
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:29,332
[soft laugh]
772
00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:31,334
[laughing]
- Oh.
773
00:29:31,378 --> 00:29:33,728
Are you not mad?
774
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,556
- [exhales] No.
775
00:29:35,599 --> 00:29:38,385
No, Bobby--Bobby and I,
we--we go way back.
776
00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:41,649
And, uh, he'll--he'll be fine.
777
00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:43,564
I'll take care of it.
778
00:29:43,607 --> 00:29:45,566
- Thank you for
being so cool about this.
779
00:29:45,609 --> 00:29:48,351
- Well, the truth
is very powerful.
780
00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:51,354
[gentle music]
781
00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:54,705
♪
782
00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:56,403
- Well, we came clean
after all these years and
783
00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:57,883
Mama Jackie didn't even get mad.
[cell phone buzzes]
784
00:29:57,926 --> 00:30:00,755
I love it.
What?
785
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,583
- Richard's asking
which sewing machine I got.
786
00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:04,411
- What, you didn't tell him that
787
00:30:04,454 --> 00:30:06,413
you gave that money to your mom?
- No, no, I didn't.
788
00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:09,633
- I get it, it's hard to be open
about that stuff sometimes,
789
00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,374
but I think it's
worth taking the risk.
790
00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:12,767
- Yeah.
791
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,769
- That's why
I am gonna go back to Tia
792
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,380
and ask her to reconsider
being my campaign manager.
793
00:30:17,424 --> 00:30:19,556
I can't imagine doing this
with someone else, you know?
794
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,602
She's the whole reason
why I'm running.
795
00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:22,733
She just gets me.
796
00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:24,300
- That's great.
Do it.
797
00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:27,390
[upbeat music playing]
798
00:30:27,434 --> 00:30:28,827
♪
799
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:30,654
- Um, mm-mm.
800
00:30:30,698 --> 00:30:33,222
Country-club pour, please.
801
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:34,615
- What's going on, Jane?
802
00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:36,747
- Uh, well,
Pamela Dolan is photographing
803
00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,489
the new international
Gucci campaign, so.
804
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:40,577
- Wow.
- Oh, no.
805
00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:42,841
- Watch.
806
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:45,147
- Six covers in
the last eight weeks
807
00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:48,194
a retrospective at the MoMa,
and now a contract with Gucci.
808
00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:49,630
- It's a very exciting time.
809
00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:51,850
- You have found
tremendous success
810
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:53,895
working with
relative unknown models,
811
00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:57,377
not established names
like most photographers.
812
00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:59,770
- I find it incredibly exciting
to break a new girl.
813
00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:03,165
I'm in the process of choosing
the models for our campaign,
814
00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:05,124
and there is
so much fresh talent,
815
00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,909
all undiscovered, until now.
816
00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:09,824
- Look at her.
She's a sadist.
817
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,435
You know, I only have
one more name on this list
818
00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:14,568
of somebody who might talk to me
from the Ingrid shoot.
819
00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:16,396
And it's this hairdresser
in Midtown.
820
00:31:16,439 --> 00:31:18,572
- Oh, hairdressers,
they're chatty.
821
00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,748
- I don't think they are
when you're a journalist.
822
00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:25,927
But what if I was just
a new random client?
823
00:31:25,971 --> 00:31:27,276
- Oh.
- Jane.
824
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,582
- No.
You can't do that.
825
00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:30,366
The truth is very powerful.
826
00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:33,630
We learned that lesson today.
827
00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,589
- And while
we're on the subject,
828
00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:37,330
I think this wine
tastes like crap.
829
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,940
- What--
I like the wine.
830
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:40,681
The label's so cute.
831
00:31:40,724 --> 00:31:42,857
- You have to stop
picking wine by the label.
832
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,293
This is the third time
we've been screwed by that.
833
00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:45,425
- Yeah, I'm gonna
drink it anyway.
834
00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:48,428
[upbeat ambient music]
835
00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:49,559
♪
836
00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:53,563
- I'm just happier styling here
837
00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:55,130
than on photo shoots.
- Mm-hmm.
838
00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:57,437
- So done wrangling extensions.
- Yeah.
839
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,744
Uh, do you do
a lot of fashion shoots?
840
00:32:00,788 --> 00:32:02,572
- I'm pickier these days.
841
00:32:02,616 --> 00:32:05,358
Some jobs are crazy.
- [soft laugh]
842
00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:08,578
[pop music playing softly]
843
00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:12,582
Actually, I have to be honest,
um,
844
00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:15,759
I'm a writer
for "Scarlet" magazine.
845
00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:19,589
I'm investigating an incident
with Pamela Dolan.
846
00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:21,635
I know you worked with her.
847
00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:25,769
I was wondering if I could
maybe get you on the record
848
00:32:25,813 --> 00:32:29,599
sharing your experience?
849
00:32:29,643 --> 00:32:33,821
- No.
Not Pamela Dolan.
850
00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:35,866
- Okay.
851
00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,564
♪
852
00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:39,740
- So are we done here?
853
00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:44,571
- Actually, I do need a trim,
if you don't mind?
854
00:32:44,614 --> 00:32:48,836
- No problem.
855
00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:51,186
[both laugh softly]
856
00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:54,668
- Hey, so when does
your sewing machine get here?
857
00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:56,235
- I didn't order it yet.
858
00:32:56,278 --> 00:32:58,541
- Oh.
859
00:32:58,585 --> 00:33:01,849
- My mom needed some money.
860
00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:05,418
Um, every now and then,
she needs some help,
861
00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:09,248
and I--I lend her money.
862
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:11,728
And I didn't
want to say anything.
863
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:13,600
- Why not?
864
00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:18,213
- I've dealt with Babs alone
for... always.
865
00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:21,782
So, sharing it
866
00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:25,133
with you,
867
00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:28,484
it's a lot for me.
868
00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:31,705
- Thank you for telling me.
869
00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:34,925
And I will be as involved
870
00:33:34,969 --> 00:33:39,756
or not involved
as you want me to be.
871
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,281
- Thank you.
872
00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:45,936
- Since we're sharing,
I have something for you.
873
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,590
What, with the hack and all,
874
00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:50,245
I decided to take a trip
down memory lane.
875
00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:51,768
It's from the day we met.
876
00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:54,423
Right after you left,
I emailed Dev
877
00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:56,512
all about the "Scarlet"
sandwich thief
878
00:33:56,556 --> 00:34:00,168
and how smitten I was.
879
00:34:00,212 --> 00:34:01,865
- [exhales]
880
00:34:01,909 --> 00:34:05,173
[soft laugh]
881
00:34:05,217 --> 00:34:08,176
[tender music]
882
00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:14,791
♪
883
00:34:17,229 --> 00:34:19,231
- [distant] It's true.
- [distant] It's really cute.
884
00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:22,234
[indistinct talking]
885
00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:27,239
♪
886
00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:32,461
- So I wanted to apologize
for what I said in my email.
887
00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:34,594
- That's it?
- That's how it works.
888
00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:38,250
I apologize and--[inhales]
you fix it.
889
00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:39,468
- [chuckles]
890
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:46,780
I'll issue a statement tomorrow.
891
00:34:46,823 --> 00:34:49,565
We're old friends.
892
00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:53,830
Your email was just a joke
that I took in the...
893
00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:56,616
playful spirit it was intended.
894
00:34:56,659 --> 00:35:02,143
- And your ad buys?
- They stay.
895
00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:04,406
How's Ian?
- He's great.
896
00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:09,237
It'll be 21 years in August.
897
00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:10,543
How's Elaine?
898
00:35:10,586 --> 00:35:12,719
- Filing divorce papers
as we speak.
899
00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,503
- Oh, sorry.
- Yeah.
900
00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:16,331
I thought the third time
would be the charm,
901
00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:19,508
but marriage is hard...
902
00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,902
- Mm.
903
00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:25,384
- When you never really
got over the one that got away.
904
00:35:25,427 --> 00:35:26,863
[gentle music]
905
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:30,215
- That was a long time ago,
Bobby.
906
00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:34,697
- Now, the Jacqueline I know
907
00:35:34,741 --> 00:35:37,178
has a bottle of
single malt scotch whiskey
908
00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:40,268
and a couple of glasses in her
909
00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:43,184
upper left-hand drawer?
910
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,404
- Good memory.
911
00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:46,796
[drawer slides]
I'm impressed.
912
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,234
- Ah.
913
00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:51,758
♪
914
00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:54,674
[glasses clink]
915
00:35:54,717 --> 00:35:56,328
[bottle pops softly]
916
00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:57,546
[drink pours]
917
00:36:02,551 --> 00:36:04,292
[knocking on door]
918
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:12,344
- Sexy.
- [soft laugh]
919
00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:19,829
[spits]
You're welcome.
920
00:36:19,873 --> 00:36:24,225
- Hey, nice haircut.
- Oh, thank you.
921
00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:26,314
- So, how did it go today?
922
00:36:26,358 --> 00:36:28,403
- I told the truth.
923
00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:31,189
I didn't get the story.
924
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:33,800
And I need to move on.
925
00:36:33,843 --> 00:36:36,237
- Yeah.
Well, you can't win 'em all.
926
00:36:36,281 --> 00:36:40,328
- [soft laugh]
How was, uh, your guest column?
927
00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:42,461
- I handed in a rough draft.
928
00:36:42,504 --> 00:36:45,812
Trish digs it, and she thinks
that "Slate" will too.
929
00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:48,510
- What?
Way to bury the lede.
930
00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:49,816
- I don't know.
You had a hard day.
931
00:36:49,859 --> 00:36:52,166
I didn't want to
make it all about me.
932
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,820
- No matter how hard my day is,
933
00:36:53,863 --> 00:36:57,389
I will never not celebrate
your success, okay?
934
00:36:57,432 --> 00:36:59,347
- Same.
935
00:36:59,391 --> 00:37:02,437
[tender music]
936
00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:09,488
♪
937
00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:18,018
[indistinct chatter]
938
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,369
- Kat.
939
00:37:21,413 --> 00:37:23,197
What are you doing here?
940
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,155
- I just need to talk to you.
941
00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:27,245
- Yeah, okay.
942
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,816
- So, look, I respect
the decision you made.
943
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:36,297
But I think it's a huge mistake.
944
00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:37,777
- Kat, I'm--
I already told you, I--
945
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:39,692
- Yeah, that working together
is a bad idea, I know.
946
00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:42,303
But I'm telling you,
947
00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:45,132
I am willing to put aside
whatever...
948
00:37:45,175 --> 00:37:48,483
you know, this is,
949
00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:52,574
because I think what
we're doing with this campaign
950
00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:55,577
is incredible and
I think it's really special.
951
00:37:55,621 --> 00:38:00,103
And... if you can't see that,
952
00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:03,324
then that's fine,
I'll walk away.
953
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,503
Okay, cool.
954
00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:10,636
- No, Kat, wait, um.
955
00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:14,596
Do you want to sit?
956
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,817
- Yeah, okay.
957
00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:20,733
- [exhales]
958
00:38:20,776 --> 00:38:25,346
Kat, you are so
comfortable with who you are.
959
00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:29,176
You get in people's faces.
You don't apologize for it.
960
00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:31,178
- Neither do you.
961
00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:33,485
- I wish that were true.
962
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:42,624
The first time I kissed a girl,
I was 17.
963
00:38:42,668 --> 00:38:47,368
And it was electric.
And it was terrifying.
964
00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:52,373
So I didn't do it again
until senior year of college.
965
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:55,637
And by then, it was
really scary 'cause I knew
966
00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:59,467
this was what I wanted.
967
00:39:01,556 --> 00:39:04,559
And I don't want to want it.
968
00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:06,431
- What do you mean?
969
00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:08,171
- Well, you know,
not everyone's like you, Kat.
970
00:39:08,215 --> 00:39:12,306
It's complicated.
I--I--
971
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:15,657
I don't want to go there.
972
00:39:15,701 --> 00:39:17,529
And we'd be spending
a lot of time together.
973
00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:20,662
I--I can't.
974
00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:22,272
- Okay.
975
00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:25,275
[Maggie Rogers' "Say It"]
976
00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:27,539
- ♪ Standing in
the open light ♪
977
00:39:27,582 --> 00:39:31,151
- Hey, thank you
for telling me that.
978
00:39:31,194 --> 00:39:33,719
- ♪ I found myself
staring at you... ♪
979
00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:37,810
- But that does
sound really hard.
980
00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:42,118
And really lonely.
981
00:39:42,162 --> 00:39:44,382
So, you know, if you ever
982
00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:46,819
just need somebody to talk to,
983
00:39:46,862 --> 00:39:49,691
I'm around.
984
00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:52,825
I stay very close
to my phone, so.
985
00:39:52,868 --> 00:39:55,741
- ♪ I cannot feel
this way so soon ♪
986
00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:58,265
- Okay.
987
00:39:58,308 --> 00:39:59,527
- ♪ I cannot be this way...
988
00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:03,662
- Hey.
989
00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:07,230
- ♪ I cannot fall in love
with you ♪
990
00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:09,668
♪
991
00:40:09,711 --> 00:40:12,366
♪ I knew it when
you walked my way ♪
992
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,413
♪ That I'd be
begging you to stay ♪
993
00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:18,198
♪ I couldn't say it to myself
994
00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:20,592
♪ I couldn't say it to myself
995
00:40:20,635 --> 00:40:24,073
♪ I felt it burning me away
996
00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:26,467
♪ I held on
when you pulled away ♪
997
00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:29,383
♪ I couldn't say it to myself
998
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,559
♪ I couldn't say it
999
00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:35,302
♪ I cannot fall in love
with you ♪
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