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This right here... Wash this out.
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I think it's still got some life to it.
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Come on, cuzzo.
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I didn't know you had mad
mechanic skills like that.
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Believe it or not, man,
I learned all of this
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from my first high school girlfriend.
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- Get the fuck outta here. Word?
- For real, boy.
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Big Marge, man. She was 300 pounds, man.
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- Could change a flat tire without a jack.
- 300, though?
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Mm-hmm.
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I don't know if I can handle
all of that, cuzzo. That's a lot.
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Can't go wrong with a
girl big and strong, man.
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- We used to bang everywhere.
- Really?
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You talkin' about, like, in public?
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- You know what I'm sayin'?
- No, everywhere on her.
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Yeah, man.
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All I had to do was lift a fold.
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- What?
- You know what's in there?
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- What's that?
- Gold.
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Well, call me a leprechaun.
I'm about to go dig.
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You know what? It's
this right here, man.
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This is cool, man.
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You know, I really appreciate
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you teaching me all this stuff, man,
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you know, 'cause I ain't never...
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Let me tell you something, Bobby.
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Everybody needs
somebody to talk to, man.
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Only prison could keep me from you, man.
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This is a safe space.
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I want you to let it out.
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I'm just sayin', you know,
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I ain't never opened up to nobody.
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You know the codes of the street.
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You can't be in touch
with your feelings.
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But ever since you got
out, man, it's been...
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You know, I been feelin'...
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Shay.
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Yeah, Shay-Shay, what up?
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You need me to come over
and help with the kids?
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Wow. You ain't never
asked me that before.
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- I'm there.
- So, I was just...
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Oh, like, you just gonna
break out like that?
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What happened to only
prison was keeping you away?
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Sorry, Bobby, my
biological kids need me.
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But I'm just sayin'...
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You're a grown man, man.
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Figure some stuff out on your own.
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Look, I don't know what this is!
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Well, Google it!
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"Abandonment issues."
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Oh, that's deep.
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- Josh.
- Mm-hmm?
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You're a white girl in your 20s.
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Which one of these makes you want
to buy our new athletic line?
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Uh, all right, white girl I can do,
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but it's been a long time since my 20s.
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This one?
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Cool.
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Oh, that must be Tray.
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Hey, uh, babe, I know you're
slammed with Fashion Week,
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but I really don't think I
need Tray's help with the kids.
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Oh, wow. That's a lot of stuff.
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- Yeah, I guess I could pretend to need him.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Josh!
- What's up?
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I'm good, man. Ready and willing.
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Okay, you two,
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I need you guys to go ahead
and go over this schedule
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and figure out who's gonna do what,
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where they're gonna do
it, when they gonna do it,
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and who's gonna get it done, all right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- You guys have a good one.
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- Bye.
- Mwah!
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Man, this looks like how murderers
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- keep track of they victims.
- Yeah. Let's do this.
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I will take Amira
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to her afternoon tutoring session.
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You take Shahzad to Supercuts.
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- Sooga, you got jokes.
- Come on.
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I mean, I know it's not the
coolest place in the world,
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but he likes it.
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We get our hair cut together.
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- That's cool.
- It is fine for you,
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but no self-respecting black man
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would get his haircut
from a place like that.
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You can't speak for your entire race.
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- That's...
- I can and I do...
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except for them ones
that's mixed with Asian.
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I like them, but, you know,
that's some new shit to me.
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I'm gonna run him on
down to the barbershop
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I used to go to, Howard's.
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I ain't been back there
since I came home anyway.
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Really? Why?
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You know, my man, Jaybird
at the halfway house?
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He be hookin' me up.
You know what I'm sayin'?
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Till the cops came and
confiscated all his razors
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for evidence in a cold case.
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- www.addic7ed.com -
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Man, back in the days,
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Howard's was the heart
and soul of Brooklyn.
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That's where you went to find out
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what was the word on the streets.
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I ain't been here in so long.
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Wow! I remember when you was a kid.
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Aw, man. Chico!
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- What up, baby?
- What up, baby?
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Is that Tray Biz-ag?
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- Howie How! What up, baby?
- Aw, man.
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Yo! Give me some.
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And this has got to be
either your clone or your son.
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This is my seed right here, Shahzad.
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- What's up, little man?
- Hey, what's up, man?
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Hey, let me tell you,
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your dad was the only dude tough enough
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that, when I cut his hair, it cut back.
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I just want to give my son
a real barbershop experience.
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Hey, listen, no problem.
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But we not just a
barbershop anymore, Tray.
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Now we're a gentleman's salon.
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- Gentleman's salon?
- Yeah.
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Like, this is where I watch
strippers get their hair washed?
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Things changed while
you were locked up, man.
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But this is an institution,
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and if it ain't broke, why fix it?
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I got to keep up with the competition.
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Look, I even brought
in some new barbers.
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Naw, Howard, I ain't
trusting my son's hairline
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with no dude from the Pringles can.
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Nah, I got you, man.
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Your hairline will be so sharp,
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you ain't gonna be able to get past TSA.
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Give me two seconds to finish
up this customer, all right?
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All right.
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See, this used to be my spot.
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Now it's your spot, too.
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- Yo, Tray.
- Felony.
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What's up, man? What's going on?
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- What up, Shahzad?
- What's up?
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Oh, man, you look a mess.
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I guess we both gotta
start paying for haircuts
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now that Jaybird's officially
a "person of interest."
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Why he like razor blades so much?
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- The heart wants what it wants.
- Mm.
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Anyways, it's the weekend.
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It's time to get it right.
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Even made an appointment
with these Vietnamese ladies
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to get my feet hooked up.
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_
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Hell no!
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It's a little game we play.
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Anyway, in the meantime,
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maybe one of y'all can hook me up.
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- I'm booked till February.
- Shit, I'll cut you
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before I cut you. Beat it!
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Oh, my bad.
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It's even now.
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Thanks.
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Uh, can I have everyone's attention?
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I'd like to thank you all
so much for working so hard.
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And the good news is,
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Copeland's might let us go ahead
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and do something more couture next year.
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Who's with me?
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All right. Let's do this.
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Growing up in the projects,
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there's one of two options, man...
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The post office or prison,
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and I do not look good
in them mailman shorts.
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But I'm gonna flip it on the
prison system with my food truck.
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That's right. I'll make
your taste buds my bitch.
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Yo, my sweets gonna make
your teeth do a cavity search,
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and not with no prison guard
with a little flashlight.
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Let me tell you somethin'.
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When I pull my food truck up
in front of this barbershop,
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y'all better not be cheap.
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Dig down deep.
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If you can pay $7 for a latte,
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you can spend $3 on the coffee
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that been filtered through
some drawers and an old doo-rag.
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This is the barbershop.
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All family.
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I'm so happy to be home.
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The longest day ever.
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Just want to lay down.
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How was the schedule
and everything with Tray?
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- How'd that work out?
- I don't know.
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It's okay, I guess.
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What's wrong with you?
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Uh, 11 unanswered calls?
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I was gonna call again,
but 12 unanswered calls
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seemed like a... a
bridge too far for me.
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I'm sorry, but it was a long day.
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- It was crazy at work, okay?
- Crazy?
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But I'm home now.
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- Mm-hmm.
- What was the emergency?
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Ew.
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A dick pic?
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That don't even look like yours.
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- Why you got that on your phone?
- It's not mine.
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This is not my phone.
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It's Amira's phone.
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What?!
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Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Okay. Okay.
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Okay. Oh, God.
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Okay, okay.
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Are you... Is this all you're gonna say?
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- What did you say to her?
- Nothing.
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I sent her to her room,
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and I told her you'd talk to her.
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- Why?
- Why?
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'Cause isn't this a classic
mother-daughter conversation?
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I can't.
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She's still my little baby girl.
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Oh, good. Y'all here.
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So, I've been thinking.
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Instead of going to college,
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I decided I want to be a barber.
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Dibs on that one.
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What did you and Tray
do to my kids today?
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Hey, kiddo. What you doing?
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Oh, I'm just playing this game,
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- but, like, if you...
- That's cool.
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Hey, uh, you know that whole, uh,
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not-going-to-college thing,
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- did you really mean that?
- Yeah.
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Tray took me to this dope
barbershop today, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- So, like, just to hang out
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at a place like that,
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as your job, like, would be the best.
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Yeah, I just...
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Just feel like, you know, being a barber
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would kind of be a
waste of your talents.
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But you and Mom always said
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you support anything we want to be.
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We lied, son.
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We lied to you.
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Oh, wow.
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- That's messed up.
- Mm-hmm, I know.
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Good talk.
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- Hey, girl.
- You're still here?
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I thought you had to work
all weekend for Fashion Week.
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Uh, yeah, I decided to
take the day off work.
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I thought that maybe we
should hang out together.
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You know, maybe get our hair did,
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just hang out as girls, girl.
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- Us?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Together?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Me with you?
- Yeah.
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We could catch up on some girl chitchat.
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You know, hang out as girls, girl.
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Why do you keep saying "girl"?
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I-I don't know. Just
put your coat on, girl.
253
00:09:02,865 --> 00:09:04,735
Come on.
254
00:09:04,850 --> 00:09:07,450
We're just gonna make
one quick little stop.
255
00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,180
I made you an appointment
at Dr. Sumen's.
256
00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,343
Why am I going to see your OB/GYN?
257
00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:13,390
No reason.
258
00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:15,661
I just... think that it's time
259
00:09:15,686 --> 00:09:18,060
that we get you started on, um...
260
00:09:18,175 --> 00:09:19,175
birth control.
261
00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,200
Birth control?
262
00:09:20,505 --> 00:09:21,645
Why?
263
00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:23,280
You got boys sending you pictures
264
00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:24,622
- of their ding-a-ling in your phone!
- Oh, my...
265
00:09:24,646 --> 00:09:25,705
And so...
266
00:09:25,730 --> 00:09:27,130
... I figured that's what you gonna need.
267
00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:29,270
A boy didn't send that.
Jessica Peters did.
268
00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:31,046
Why would a girl send
you pictures like that?
269
00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,270
Because it's for the "Dick Report."
270
00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,140
The... What in the hell is that?!
271
00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:37,740
From now on, can we both agree on
272
00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,075
using the word "ding-a-ling"?
273
00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,370
It was just a joke, okay?
274
00:09:40,395 --> 00:09:42,749
Jessica Peters collects
the pictures from the boys,
275
00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,796
and then, the girls compare
them in the "Dick Report."
276
00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:47,386
Well, Amira, I don't want
you lookin' at nasty pictures
277
00:09:47,411 --> 00:09:48,688
of boys' ding-a-lings.
278
00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:51,192
And this Jessica Peters
sounds like a real slut,
279
00:09:51,217 --> 00:09:53,830
- if you ask me.
- She is!
280
00:09:53,855 --> 00:09:56,115
Mom, I'm still a virgin, okay?
281
00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:59,275
I'm not... Ugh! Having sex.
282
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,900
Whew! Thank you.
283
00:10:00,970 --> 00:10:02,969
Thank you. My baby is pure.
284
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,995
- Oh, quick question.
- Uh-huh?
285
00:10:07,110 --> 00:10:08,979
So, is giving oral still considered sex?
286
00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:10,179
Is what?!
287
00:10:16,545 --> 00:10:19,005
It was a question.
288
00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:21,099
I don't actually do it.
289
00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:23,165
Well, next time, maybe
you should lead with that.
290
00:10:24,285 --> 00:10:26,020
Yeah, look at it, observe it.
291
00:10:26,045 --> 00:10:27,672
- Right, man.
- Don't cut it till you're sure.
292
00:10:27,696 --> 00:10:28,761
Don't clip it till you sure.
293
00:10:28,785 --> 00:10:29,906
I promise you,
Aaron, you about to pick up
294
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,199
mad Puerto Rican chicks.
295
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,870
Hey, what's all this?
296
00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:34,399
Kid got real talent.
297
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,715
Aaron's letting me practice
my barber skills on him.
298
00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,140
Uh-huh, yeah, but, uh...
299
00:10:38,210 --> 00:10:39,684
hey, I thought we settled this.
300
00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:42,051
I was gonna let the barber
thing go like you told me to,
301
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:44,241
but Tray and Bobby bought
me these nice clippers,
302
00:10:44,266 --> 00:10:47,410
and I gots to say, I
really like cutting.
303
00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:49,280
Well, I didn't really buy the clippers.
304
00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:52,020
I got it from my man that, you
know, cut at the funeral home.
305
00:10:52,090 --> 00:10:53,890
Tray, I kind of assumed
that we were gonna be
306
00:10:53,915 --> 00:10:55,975
on the same page about
this barber thing.
307
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,730
What's wrong with being a barber?
308
00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:00,520
Growing up, that was one of
the most prestigious positions
309
00:11:00,545 --> 00:11:01,735
in the neighborhood.
310
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,760
You had the teacher, the preacher,
311
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,430
and then the barber, and
then, on top of all that,
312
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,770
you had the dude that
could dunk over a car.
313
00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,240
I get it. I get all of it. But come on.
314
00:11:11,355 --> 00:11:13,485
I mean, we're talking
about my son here, so...
315
00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:15,755
- This is how the boy used to look.
- Mm.
316
00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:17,440
Yeah, Shahzad gave him a haircut.
317
00:11:17,465 --> 00:11:19,355
It's not a religious calling, Tray.
318
00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:23,180
Josh, please don't tell
me that you are jelly
319
00:11:23,295 --> 00:11:25,965
'cause I introduced him to
something I was interested in.
320
00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:27,269
That's ridiculous.
321
00:11:27,294 --> 00:11:28,395
- That is ridiculous.
- 'Cause that would be petty.
322
00:11:28,419 --> 00:11:30,059
I don't... I would... I'm not...
323
00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:31,459
That's... That's ridiculous.
324
00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:33,176
Listen, I know how to
settle this, all right?
325
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,200
We're gonna let the experts decide.
326
00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:36,330
What does that mean?
327
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,330
Everybody, let's go. Let's go.
328
00:11:38,445 --> 00:11:40,375
Transform and roll out. Let's roll.
329
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,070
Dick pics?
330
00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:43,740
Somebody's sending you dick pics?
331
00:11:43,765 --> 00:11:45,165
It's nothing. It's nothing.
332
00:11:45,190 --> 00:11:46,855
No, I want to hear Ms. Ashley's opinion.
333
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,883
Go ahead, Val.
334
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,479
I mean, you seem a little
young for that, that's all.
335
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,385
Kids nowadays aren't like we used to be.
336
00:11:52,410 --> 00:11:53,750
We need to be grateful
337
00:11:53,775 --> 00:11:55,325
they don't have our sexual hang-ups.
338
00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:56,820
Can we please change the subject?
339
00:11:56,845 --> 00:11:58,175
- Who sent who a dick pic?
- Oh.
340
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,889
Oh, some boy sent a
picture of his junk to her.
341
00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:03,960
No, it was a girl. Jessica Peters.
342
00:12:03,985 --> 00:12:05,935
Jessica Peters. She sounds white.
343
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:06,981
Mm-hmm.
344
00:12:07,006 --> 00:12:08,899
- Okay, that's racist.
- Maybe.
345
00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,299
But you still go to that fancy school?
346
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,855
It's not that fancy.
347
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,243
The girls there think that
blowjobs ain't even sex.
348
00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:16,314
- What the hell?
- What?! That's crazy!
349
00:12:16,339 --> 00:12:17,900
Amira, you not doing that, are you?
350
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,710
No. Oh, my goodness.
351
00:12:19,735 --> 00:12:22,135
Never do that. It's against God.
352
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,673
And the only reason they
even invented oral sex
353
00:12:24,698 --> 00:12:26,356
was so white people
could keep black folks
354
00:12:26,381 --> 00:12:28,085
from procreating and
taking over the world.
355
00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:30,380
Now, when you're older, it's different.
356
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,650
I don't let my husband leave
for work without hooking him up.
357
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,990
I want him going out the door on E.
358
00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:37,366
That's how I know he comin' back.
359
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,089
Oh, girl get outta here.
360
00:12:39,114 --> 00:12:40,329
Ain't nobody got time for all that.
361
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:41,970
My man be lucky if he
get a cup of coffee.
362
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,724
Now, listen, don't listen to them.
363
00:12:43,749 --> 00:12:45,825
When you are older, you
will decide for yourself
364
00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:47,715
what you want and what you don't want.
365
00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:50,234
And don't let anybody
pressure you into nothin'.
366
00:12:50,259 --> 00:12:51,929
Just pretend I'm not here.
367
00:12:51,954 --> 00:12:54,010
Hey, listen, that white
girl from your school,
368
00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,410
now, she can be a ho
369
00:12:55,435 --> 00:12:56,985
and still grow up to be president.
370
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,880
- Mm-hmm.
- But not us.
371
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,455
If you are even rumored
372
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,520
to have fooled around with
a boy in the boiler room,
373
00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:03,874
folks will talk about it
374
00:13:03,899 --> 00:13:06,065
like you ain't ever done
shit else in your life.
375
00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:08,080
People will bring it up years later.
376
00:13:08,105 --> 00:13:09,759
And on Facebook, instead of saying,
377
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,359
"Hey, Val, heard you opened
up a beautiful salon,"
378
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,544
they write, "Hey,
'Kneepads', how you been?"
379
00:13:14,569 --> 00:13:15,859
All right, I think that's enough.
380
00:13:15,883 --> 00:13:18,300
I think that's enough. Yeah.
381
00:13:18,370 --> 00:13:21,003
I just came here to
show you what my son did.
382
00:13:21,028 --> 00:13:22,970
Behold.
383
00:13:23,212 --> 00:13:24,542
Ah.
384
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:26,267
Oh.
385
00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:30,980
Okay.
386
00:13:32,331 --> 00:13:34,831
- Not bad.
- You really hooked him up.
387
00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:39,401
All right. I see, son.
388
00:13:39,426 --> 00:13:41,346
I see you got a little skills, man.
389
00:13:41,371 --> 00:13:42,553
Nah, y'all don't get it, man.
390
00:13:42,577 --> 00:13:44,189
This was his first cut.
391
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,730
- Word?
- First cut?
392
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,236
- I don't know about...
- That's impressive, man.
393
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,399
- That's... No. Yeah.
- No, I don't...
394
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,834
- He can't even see over the chair.
- He too small.
395
00:13:50,858 --> 00:13:53,074
- Come on, man.
- Feet low! He's dainty.
396
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,229
Who taught you?
397
00:13:54,254 --> 00:13:55,445
Nobody.
398
00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:57,800
My son is a Jedi master
with them clippers.
399
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:02,210
You can leave, Aaron.
Thanks for coming down, baby.
400
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,809
I don't know where I am.
401
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,950
Google Maps, Aaron!
402
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:10,750
His first cut. What you think?
403
00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:12,290
I don't know, man.
404
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,890
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
405
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,960
Y'all think he could be that good?
406
00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:17,420
I mean, that was the last time
407
00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:19,391
I heard of someone starting that young.
408
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,170
What? What is it?
409
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,000
The Legend of Siz.
410
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:31,603
What's that?
411
00:14:31,628 --> 00:14:33,538
Siz was the greatest barber
412
00:14:33,563 --> 00:14:34,839
in the borough of Brooklyn.
413
00:14:34,885 --> 00:14:36,285
He was my mentor.
414
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,849
It all started back in 1986.
415
00:14:52,130 --> 00:14:54,459
One day, this guy comes
running into the shop.
416
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,800
He's clearly distressed, right?
417
00:14:56,825 --> 00:14:59,155
Siz, you gotta help me.
I got a show tonight.
418
00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:01,887
My boy was linin' me up,
his hand slipped, and...
419
00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:08,740
Man, I can't go on stage like this.
420
00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:24,089
Thanks, Siz. You the man.
421
00:15:26,855 --> 00:15:29,715
You're welcome, Big Daddy Kane.
422
00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:31,370
After his show that night,
423
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,300
Big Daddy Kane's album
shot straight up the charts.
424
00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:35,840
The rest is history.
425
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,970
- Who's Big Daddy Kane?
- Shh.
426
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,980
Man, that's nothin' compared
to what I saw Siz do.
427
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,110
When I was in junior high,
428
00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:45,450
I'll never forget it.
429
00:16:14,077 --> 00:16:16,525
Okay, I'm starting to
doubt some of these details.
430
00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:18,280
But continue.
431
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,702
Yeah. I knew him, too.
432
00:16:21,727 --> 00:16:23,949
We did time together. He was an OG.
433
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:27,820
In fact, I'm the one
he gave his last cut to.
434
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,295
- He did great things.
- Yeah.
435
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,311
Things that no one has done since.
436
00:16:48,336 --> 00:16:50,240
- Word.
- Maybe that's because he's...
437
00:16:50,265 --> 00:16:51,755
And you, too, have that gift.
438
00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,850
- Mm-hmm.
- This is ridiculous.
439
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:56,605
My son is gonna be
more than just a barber.
440
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,686
What...
441
00:17:00,054 --> 00:17:01,503
So, what you sayin', white boy?
442
00:17:02,757 --> 00:17:05,340
Ay, you disrespectin'
Siz's legacy, yo.
443
00:17:05,365 --> 00:17:06,825
Well, I wouldn't say that.
444
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,530
Siz's dream wasn't to be a barber.
445
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,129
It wasn't?
446
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,900
Nah.
447
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:18,010
He told me one night he
dreamed of being a surgeon,
448
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:21,010
but he didn't have any surgery
role models in the hood.
449
00:17:21,302 --> 00:17:23,502
So he used his gifted
hands for something
450
00:17:23,527 --> 00:17:27,280
he had access to... cutting hair.
451
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,149
No disrespect,
452
00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:31,420
but it wasn't my dream
to be a barber, son.
453
00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:33,620
I wanted to be a music producer, yo.
454
00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:35,560
I got beats.
455
00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,336
Truth be told, I always
wanted to go to college.
456
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:41,100
Always wanted to go to an
all-black college and play lacrosse.
457
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,630
Truth be told.
458
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:45,700
Yeah, man, the barber's
life ain't the end goal,
459
00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:47,345
unless you gonna own your own shop.
460
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:50,017
- I netted $200K last year.
- Really?
461
00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,685
Oh, now you gonna be on board, Josh?
462
00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:53,570
Oh, come on! Money's still important.
463
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,651
I want him to be able
to take care of himself.
464
00:17:55,676 --> 00:17:57,475
- See, that is the difference between me and you.
- What?
465
00:17:57,499 --> 00:17:58,699
You want him to make a lot of money.
466
00:17:58,723 --> 00:17:59,944
I want him to live his dreams.
467
00:17:59,969 --> 00:18:01,357
No, that's not what I meant.
468
00:18:01,382 --> 00:18:04,380
Shouldn't this be my
decision and mine only?
469
00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,250
Yeah. Yeah, it should.
470
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,189
True. So, what do you want to do?
471
00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:09,389
Seriously?
472
00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:10,390
Y'all got time for all of this,
473
00:18:10,391 --> 00:18:11,990
but I can't get a chair?
474
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:13,460
I know how to settle this.
475
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:21,619
Yo, make sure you get
my taper, little man.
476
00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:22,984
It's gotta be tight.
477
00:18:23,009 --> 00:18:25,140
- What's happening?
- Shh!
478
00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:26,586
This is the time for the blend.
479
00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:28,340
It's the hardest part.
480
00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:32,080
Come on. You got it, Little Tray.
481
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,220
The gift is strong on this one.
482
00:18:37,056 --> 00:18:39,150
Tell him to remove the guards.
483
00:18:39,175 --> 00:18:41,245
What?! I can't tell him that, Siz!
484
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,904
He won't have any control!
485
00:18:42,929 --> 00:18:44,467
He'll just have to go on...
486
00:18:44,492 --> 00:18:45,690
Feel.
487
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,290
Feel.
488
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,430
Tell him, Tray.
489
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,370
Shahzad...
490
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:54,230
remove the guard.
491
00:18:55,347 --> 00:18:58,105
What?! What are you talking about?!
492
00:18:58,130 --> 00:18:59,355
Let go.
493
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,510
He's not ready!
494
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,180
I am so scared.
495
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,649
Everything'll be fine.
496
00:19:29,386 --> 00:19:30,645
Remove the guards!
497
00:19:31,256 --> 00:19:33,126
Remove the guards!
498
00:19:33,151 --> 00:19:35,080
This is free, right?
499
00:19:35,105 --> 00:19:36,230
_
500
00:19:36,255 --> 00:19:38,436
_
501
00:19:38,682 --> 00:19:42,435
_
502
00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:44,729
_
503
00:19:44,753 --> 00:19:48,975
_
504
00:19:49,412 --> 00:19:51,689
I actually found a
few four-year colleges
505
00:19:51,714 --> 00:19:53,535
that have barber education programs
506
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,300
so that he could take
business classes, too.
507
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,630
Man, you ain't got to go
to college to get no degree.
508
00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,525
This scar is my bachelor
from the streets.
509
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,300
- You want to see my doctorate?
- No.
510
00:20:02,325 --> 00:20:03,572
What is all this?
511
00:20:03,597 --> 00:20:05,970
Hey, nothin'. Just some
successful co-parenting.
512
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,943
Yeah, it's kind
of our thing, you know?
513
00:20:07,968 --> 00:20:09,310
Oh, you guys have a thing now?
514
00:20:09,335 --> 00:20:10,507
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, we got a thing.
515
00:20:10,531 --> 00:20:12,816
- Dudes can have a dude thing.
- Oh.
516
00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:17,119
Hey. There's the barber genius himself.
517
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,650
People gonna be like, "Siz who?"
518
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,719
I decided I don't want
to be barber no more.
519
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,353
What? What are you talking about?
520
00:20:23,378 --> 00:20:24,660
You have a gift.
521
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:27,460
Well, there's this
really hot girl at school,
522
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:28,800
and she's into me.
523
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:32,600
Her name's Jessica Peters,
and she loves music.
524
00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:36,000
So I think I'm gonna just be a musician.
525
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:40,740
Yeah.
526
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,332
Jessica Peters, huh?
527
00:20:44,357 --> 00:20:45,426
I heard him.
528
00:20:45,451 --> 00:20:46,725
Hey, hey.
529
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,149
Hey, Shay, where you going?
530
00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:49,815
To break Amira's phone.
531
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,420
She'll thank me later.
532
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:53,950
Man, he pulled out a flute.
533
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,920
You can't make no
money with a flute, man.
534
00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:58,944
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