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[ Engine Approaching ]
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[ Engine Roaring ]
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WAYNE, BE CAREFUL!
SLOW DOWN.
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[ Revs ]
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HOW DO YOU LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT ENGINE?
I HATE IT.
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WHY, BETTY JEAN, THAT'S
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NOISE
I EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.
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I NEVER WANT
TO HEAR IT AGAIN.
[ Engine Stops ]
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NOW, BETTY JEAN, YOU KNOW
I'VE WORKED ON THIS CAR.
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I'VE BUILT IT FROM
THE GROUND UP, PIECE
BY PIECE, WITH MY OWN HANDS.
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WAYNE FRAKE, I BELIEVE
YOU LOVE THAT CAR FIVE TIMES
AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME!
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NOW, HONEY, YOU KNOW
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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IT'S JUST THAT, WELL,
THIS YEAR ALL THAT
HARD WORK'S GONNA PAY OFF.
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I'M GONNA WIN THAT RACE.
FORGET THE RACE.
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BETTY JEAN,
THIS IS THE GOLD CUP--
THE OFFICIAL GOLD CUP.
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WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT
AN OFFICIAL WAY TO GET KILLED?
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NOW YOU'RE BEING DRAMATIC.
I'M BEIN' PRACTICAL!
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WE'RE GONNA BE MARRIED.
OKAY. WHERE'S
THE PRACTICAL COME IN?
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THE HONEYMOON IS NO FUN
IF THE BRIDEGROOM'S DEAD.
THAT'S WHERE IT COMES IN.
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BETTY JE--
OH, GO ON.
GET YOUR OLD CUP!
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IT'S NOT THE CUP.
IT'S RED HOERTER.
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YOU SAW WHAT HE DID
TO ME LAST YEAR.
I CERTAINLY DID.
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I HAD HIM BEAT TILL THE LAST
LAP. HE SLIPPED THAT WHEEL UNDER
ME AND BUMPED ME OFF THE TRACK.
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AND HE'LL DO IT TO YOU
AGAIN THIS YEAR.
OH, NO, HE WON'T.
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WELL, I'M NOT GONNA BE THERE
TO WATCH IT HAPPEN.
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YOU'LL BE SORRY
WHEN I COME BACK
WITH THAT CUP.
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PLEASE, COME BACK ALIVE.
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[ Chorus ]
?? OUR STATE FAIR
IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ??
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?? DON'T MISS IT
DON'T EVEN BE LATE ??
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?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS
THAT OUR STATE FAIR ??
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?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR
IN OUR STATE ??
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?? OUR STATE FAIR
IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ??
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?? DON'T MISS IT
DON'T EVEN BE LATE
BUM, BUM, BUM ??
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?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS
THAT OUR STATE FAIR ??
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?? IS THE BEST STATE FAI
R IN OUR STATE ??
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?? OUR STATE FAIR
IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ??
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?? DON'T MISS IT
DON'T EVEN BE LATE ??
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?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS
THAT OUR STATE FAIR ??
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?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR
IN OUR STATE ??
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?? OUR STATE FAIR
IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ??
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?? DON'T MISS IT
DON'T EVEN BE LATE ??
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?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS
THAT OUR STATE FAIR ??
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?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR
IN OUR STATE ??
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[ Chorus ]
?? OUR STATE FAIR
IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ??
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?? DON'T MISS IT
DON'T EVEN BE LATE ??
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?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS
THAT OUR STATE FAIR ??
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?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR
IN OUR STATE ????
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[ Engine Roaring ]
CUT THAT OUT, WAYNE!
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TWENTY-TWO YEARS
OF LOVE AND CARE,
AND WHAT DO WE RAISE?
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A PISTON FARMER.
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IF HE KEEPS THAT UP,
HE'LL RUIN BLUEBOY'S DIGESTION.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY.
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EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.
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YOU KNOW SOMETHING, SIME?
YES, SIR.
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BLUEBOY HAS GOT THE ONE THING
A CHAMPION HAS GOT TO HAVE.
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I KNOW. PRIDE.
NO, SIR.
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT
YOU SAID LAST NIGHT.
WELL, I WAS WRONG.
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PRIDE AIN'T ENOUGH.
ARROGANCE.
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HE'S GONNA GO TO THAT
STATE FAIR AND STAND THERE
LIKE GENGHIS KHAN...
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AND NOT ONLY THINK
HE'S GENGHIS KHAN--
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HE'S GONNA KNOW
HE'S GENGHIS KHAN.
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HE'LL WIN THAT PRIZE
SO EASY THERE'LL BE
A SENATE INVESTIGATION.
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WELL, THEY'RE INVESTIGATIN'
EVERYTHING ELSE.
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- WAYNE!
- YEAH, DAD?
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TELL YOUR MOTHER TO CALL THE VET
AND GIVE HIM WHAT FOR.
HE SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE BY NOW.
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HEY, MOM. DAD WANTS YOU
TO CALL DR.--
I KNOW. I HEARD HIM.
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DOC CRAMER WILL BE HERE
WHEN HE GETS HERE.
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FIX A LABEL FOR THIS JAR,
WILL YOU, HONEY?
MMM.
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UM, YOU WANT YOUR NAME
MRS. MELISSA FRAKE
OR MRS. ABEL FRAKE?
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OH, MELISSA FRAKE, I THINK.
ABEL'S ENTERED BLUEBOY,
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AND THE JUDGES ARE LIABLE
TO GET HIM MIXED UP
WITH MY MINCEMEAT.
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DAD SURE IS SET
ON WINNING THAT RIBBON.
RIBBON, MY EYE.
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HE WON'T REALLY BE HAPPY
UNTIL THAT HOG SHOWS UP
INWHO'S WHO.
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GOT ENOUGH STRAW IN THERE?
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SIX INCHES OF IT,
AND IT'S FRESH!
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THAT OUGHT TO BE SOFT ENOUGH
WITH THIS SPREAD.
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PUT IT ON TOP.
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ABEL, YOU SURE
MIZ FRAKE WON'T MIND?
IT'S GOT HER INITIAL ON IT.
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SPREAD IT OVER THE STRAW.
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ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE THE BOSS.
BUT IF I WAS A WOMAN,
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I WOULDN'T WANT NO HOG
RIDING AROUND ON MY INITIAL.
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BETTER GIVE THAT SISTER
OF YOURS A NUDGE.
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HEY, MARGE!
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HEY, CANDY-EYES!
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NO ANSWER, MOM.
WHERE IS THAT GIRL?
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MARGY!
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MARGY!
YES, MOTHER?
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- ARE YOU FINISHED PACKING?
- ALMOST.
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ALMOST? WHAT'S GOT
INTO YOU LATELY?
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ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND
AND MOPE. NOW, HURRY.
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WHATHASGOT
INTO ME ANYWAY?
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?? THE THINGS I USED TO LIKE ??
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?? I DON'T LIKE ANYMORE ??
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?? I WANT A LOT
OF OTHER THINGS ??
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?? I'VE NEVER HAD BEFORE ??
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?? IT'S JUST LIKE MOTHER SAYS ??
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?? I SIT AROUND AND MOPE ??
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?? PRETENDING I AM WONDERFUL ??
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?? AND KNOWING I'M A DOPE ??
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?? I'M AS RESTLESS
AS A WILLOW ??
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?? IN A WINDSTORM ??
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?? I'M AS JUMPY
AS A PUPPET ??
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?? ON A STRING ??
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?? I'D SAY THAT I HAD
SPRING FEVER ??
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?? BUT I KNOW
IT ISN'T SPRING ??
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?
?? I AM STARRY-EYED
AND VAGUELY DISCONTENTED ?
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?? LIKE A NIGHTINGALE
WITHOUT A SONG TO SING ??
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?? OH, WHY SHOULD I HAVE
SPRING FEVER ??
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?? WHEN IT ISN'T EVEN SPRING ??
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?? I KEEP WISHING ??
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?? I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE ??
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?? WALKING DOWN
A STRANGE NEW STREET ??
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?? HEARING WORDS ??
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?
?? THAT I HAVE NEVER HEARD ?
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?? FROM A BOY I'VE YET ??
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?? TO MEET ??
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?? I'M AS BUSY AS A SPIDER ??
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?? SPINNING DAYDREAMS ??
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?? I'M AS GIDDY AS A BABY ??
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?? ON A SWING ??
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?? I HAVEN'T SEEN A CROCUS ??
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?? OR A ROSEBUD ??
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?? OR A ROBIN ??
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?? ON THE WING ??
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?? BUT I FEEL SO GAY ??
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?? IN A MELANCHOLY WAY ??
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?? THAT IT MIGHT AS WELL ??
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?? BE SPRING ??
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?? IT MIGHT AS ??
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?? WELL BE ??
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?? SPRING ????
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[ Vehicle Approaching ]
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[ Honking ]
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HEY, MARGY! HEY, MARGY!
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00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:03,803
HEY, MARGY. I'VE GOT
SOME GREAT NEWS, HONEY.
WHAT?
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I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO GO TO THE FAIR.
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THERE'S THIS ALMOST-NEW
CREAM SEPARATOR
I GOT A LEAD ON,
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AND I MIGHT GET IT
ON A TRIAL OFFER FOR 89.50.
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00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,814
NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?
ALL I CAN THINK OF
IS "HOORAY!"
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HONEY, I'M DOING IT
FOR US.
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BE PRACTICAL, MARGY.
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TIMES LIKE THESE,
A MAN'S GOTTA COUNT PENNIES.
UH-HUH.
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AND I'VE HEARD THIS YEAR
THEY'VE RAISED PRICES
ON EVERYTHING AT THE FAIR.
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I KNOW.
EVEN THE FERRIS WHEEL.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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WHY, THEY'RE ASKING
25 CENTS FOR A RIDE.
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00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:33,382
A MAN'S GOTTA BE CRAZY
TO SQUANDER MONEY LIKE THAT.
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HAVE A LITTLE FUN, AND--
[ Clicks Tongue ]
IT'S GONE.
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I GUESS THAT'S
THE TROUBLE WITH FUN.
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[ Clicks Tongue ]
IT'S GONE.
RIGHT.
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NOW, YOU TAKE THIS DARN SCOOTER.
DID I BUY IT FOR FUN?
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NO, MA'AM. I BOUGHT IT
BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME
40 MILES TO THE GALLON.
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ONLY IT DOESN'T.
38.3-- NOT A SCRAP MORE.
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HARRY, LET'S NOT
START WALLOWING AROUND
IN DECIMAL POINTS AGAIN.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO THE FAIR,
AND THAT'S THAT.
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RIGHT. WELL,
I BETTER BE GOIN'.
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00:11:02,611 --> 00:11:05,114
YOU HAVE YOURSELF
A HIGH OLD TIME
AT THE FAIR, YOU HEAR?
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COME ON BACK HOME
WITH A BUNDLE OF KISSES
FOR OLD HARRY.
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00:11:10,119 --> 00:11:12,121
I'VE SAVED
A SACKFUL ALREADY.
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[ Blueboy Grunting ]
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[ Panting ]
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LIKE IT, BABY?
NOTHING BUT THE BEST
FOR YOU!
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WHAT KEPT YOU, MARGE?
YOUR FATHER WANTS
TO LEAVE BY NOON.
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I WAS JUST
TALKING TO HARRY.
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DO YOU SUPPOSE SHE'S IN LOVE
WITH THAT BREAD-HEAD?
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
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MOM, YOU'RE A GIRL.
OH, THANK YOU.
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NOW, TELL ME HONESTLY.
DO YOU FIND THAT HARRY
EXCITING?
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I CERTAINLY DO.
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00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:59,135
I THINK HARRY'S
ABOUT AS EXCITING
AS WATCHING GRASS GROW.
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READY, MELISSA?
RIGHT ON SCHEDULE!
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WELL?
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FLAT.
IT'S THE VERY BEST
I EVER MADE.
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YOU LEFT SOMETHING OUT.
I'M NOT GONNA LOAD
MY MINCEMEAT WITH BRANDY.
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IF YOU'RE GONNA
LEAVE SOMETHING OUT,
LEAVE OUT THE MINCEMEAT.
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IT'S GOT NO BACKBONE.
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HONESTLY, MELISSA!
CAN'T YOU SLIP IN
A LITTLE VERTEBRAE?
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I'M NOT GOING TO ADVERTISE
THE DRUNKEN PREFERENCES
OF THIS FAMILY...
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ALL OVER THE STATE OF TEXAS.
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SUIT YOURSELF.
HUMPH.
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HEY. YOU'D BETTER START A FIRE
UNDER THAT DAUGHTER OF YOURS IF
WE EVER WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
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"MY KIDS" WHEN
THEY'RE LATE-- "YOUR KIDS"
WHEN THEY'RE ON TIME.
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00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,213
I'LL THROW THESE ABOARD
AND GET HOOKED UP.
YEAH.
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THROW THOSE ABOARD
AND GET HOOKED UP.
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[ Door Opens, Closes ]
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[ Melissa ]
COME ON, MARGE.
[ Door Closes ]
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[ Thuds ]
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HURRY UP, MELISSA.
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???? [ Whistling ]
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00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,356
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
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???? [ Whistling Continues ]
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???? [ Whistling Continues ]
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COME ON, MARGE.
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LET'S GO, HONEY.
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HOWDY, ABEL.
HERE'S YOUR HOG PILLS.
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WELL, YOU SURE TOOK YOUR TIME
GETTIN' HERE, DOC,
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CONSIDERING BLUEBOY'S
YOUR PRIZE PATIENT.
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ABEL FRAKE,
WHAT IS THAT HOG DOING
ON MY SPECIAL BEDSPREAD?
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SAY, THAT'S A SPECIAL HOG.
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I DON'T LIKE HOGS.
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00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,974
MAYBE HOGS DON'T
LIKE YOU EITHER.
BUT YOU DON'T HEAR BLUEBOY--
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00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,276
[ Grunts ]
AND, YES, YOU DO
HEAR BLUEBOY.
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00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,696
MAYBE BLUEBOY ISN'T
PARTICULAR, BUT I AM.
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00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:51,200
YOU'D BETTER TAKE THIS,
MELISSA. ABEL'S GOT
AN UNCANNY KNACK...
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00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,202
TO ALWAYS LOSIN' MY BILLS.
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00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,205
TWELVE DOLLARS?
FOR THAT BIG SACK OF FAT?
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00:15:56,205 --> 00:16:00,209
IT'S THOSE NEW MIRACLE DRUGS.
TO CALM HIM DOWN
IN CASE HE GETS SHOOK UP.
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00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,211
OH, SURE.
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00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,713
A HOG'S PSYCHOLOGY
IS IMPORTANT, MELISSA.
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00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,716
NATURALLY. THE WHOLE FAMILY
MAY END UP IN RAGS,
208
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,219
BUT WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO HAVE A TRAUMATIC PIG.
209
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,639
BLUEBOY'S GONNA
MAKE YOU FAMOUS, DOC.
210
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,724
PERSONAL PHYSICIAN
TO THE GRAND CHAMPION.
211
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:20,729
DON'T COUNT ON IT, ABEL.
A LITTLE TROUBLE'S A GOOD
THING TO BANK ON, YOU KNOW?
212
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:24,233
HONESTLY, DOC.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO BE A WET BLANKET?
213
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,236
EVEN IF BLUEBOY WINS,
SOMETHING ELSE'LL
PROBABLY HAPPEN.
214
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,071
WHAT, FOR INSTANCE?
215
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,992
HE MIGHT CATCH
THE PNEUMONIA, HOG CHOLERA,
216
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,994
OR YOU MIGHT EVEN CATCH
THE PNEUMONIA.
217
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,996
YOU LEFT OUT
HURRICANES AND FLOODS.
218
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,449
- OR SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN
TO WAYNE OR MARGY.
- OH, FOR HEAVEN SAKES.
219
00:16:40,449 --> 00:16:43,952
COME ON, BEFORE DOC DECIDES
TO PUT AN END TO THE WORLD
RIGHT THIS MINUTE.
220
00:16:43,952 --> 00:16:46,955
BE WILLIN' TO BET ON IT.
OKAY, DOC.
221
00:16:46,955 --> 00:16:50,959
FIVE DOLLARS SAYS
WE GO TO THE FAIR,
BLUEBOY WINS...
222
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:55,464
AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENS
TO WAYNE OR MARGY
OR ANY OF THE REST OF US.
223
00:16:55,464 --> 00:16:57,466
DEAL?
YOU'VE GOT A DEAL, ABEL.
224
00:17:04,973 --> 00:17:08,277
MARK MY WORDS NOW.
SOMETHING'LL GO WRONG.
225
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:19,905
?? OUR STATE FAIR
IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ??
226
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:23,909
?? DON'T MISS IT
DON'T EVEN BE LATE ??
227
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:27,413
?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS
THAT OUR STATE FAIR ??
228
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,165
?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR
IN OUR STATE ??
229
00:17:30,165 --> 00:17:32,251
???? [ Snorts Rhythmically ]
230
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,683
WAKE UP!
WAKE UP, EVERYBODY!
231
00:17:47,683 --> 00:17:49,518
THERE'S DALLAS.
232
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:55,524
?? OUR STATE FAIR
IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ??
233
00:17:55,524 --> 00:17:59,528
?? DON'T MISS IT
DON'T EVEN BE LATE ??
234
00:17:59,528 --> 00:18:04,032
?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS
THAT-- ??
NO, NOT "DOLLARS." "DALLAS."
235
00:18:04,032 --> 00:18:06,535
[ Together ]
DALLAS?
YES, DALLAS.
236
00:18:07,035 --> 00:18:10,255
?? IT'S DALLAS TO DOUGHNUTS
THAT OUR STATE FAIR ??
237
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:14,093
?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR
STATE ????
238
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,115
I THINK THIS IS
THE SAME TRAILER
WE HAD LAST YEAR.
239
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,901
I'M SURE IT IS.
THE SHOWER STILL LEAKS.
240
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:44,039
[ Chuckles ]
WAYNE, COME BACK HERE
AND EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.
241
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,325
JUST A MINUTE, MOM.
242
00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:53,215
[ Abel ] I BETTER NOT
TAKE TIME FOR BREAKFAST.
BUT IT'S ALL READY.
243
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,584
I'LL GET SOME COFFEE
DOWN AT THE SWINE PAVILION.
244
00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:58,587
HONESTLY. YOU'D RATHER
BE WITH THAT HOG THAN EAT.
245
00:18:58,587 --> 00:19:02,591
HEY, HE'S GOT TO BE CURRIED.
AND MANICURED
AND MOLLYCODDLED.
246
00:19:03,091 --> 00:19:05,594
ALL RIGHT. YOU GO AHEAD.
I'LL SEE YOU DOWN THERE.
247
00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:08,597
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOU'RE A VERY NICE WOMAN.
248
00:19:08,597 --> 00:19:11,600
I KNOW, I KNOW.
AND NEXT TO BLUEBOY,
YOU LOVE ME THE MOST.
249
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,602
HOW CAN YOU TELL?
[ Chuckles ]
GOOD-BYE NOW.
250
00:19:14,102 --> 00:19:16,905
COME ON, MARGY.
LET'S GO, WAYNE.
THESE EGGS ARE GETTING COLD.
251
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:19,775
HAVE TO SKIP IT, MOM.
GOT TO GET OVER TO THE TRACK.
252
00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:22,444
WAYNE!
253
00:19:29,952 --> 00:19:32,454
[ Revving ]
254
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,011
THIS IS ALL I WANT.
IT ISNOTALL.
255
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,513
NOW, YOU COME BACK HERE
AND EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.
256
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,516
PLEASE, MOM. I'M NOT HUNGRY.
I WANT TO GET TO THE FAIR
BEFORE IT GETS TOO CROWDED.
257
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,519
YOU CAN'T RUN AROUND ALL DAY
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
258
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,522
PLEASE, MOM?
ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD.
259
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,025
BUT BE CAREFUL NOW.
I WILL!
260
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,027
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN BY THAT.
261
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:13,078
[ Man On P.A. ]
HOWDY, FOLKS.
262
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:17,382
THIS IS BIG TEX.
263
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:22,221
WE ALL ARE HAPPY
TO HAVE YOU ALL WITH US.
264
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:27,726
IT'S THE GREATEST STATE FAIR
IN THE WORLD.
265
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:33,732
???? [ Calliope ]
[ Barkers Chattering ]
266
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:49,248
[ People Shouting, Screaming ]
267
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,180
[ Screaming ]
268
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,227
ALL RIGHT NOW. HERE WE GO.
FOR A YEAR'S SUPPLY
OF SUNBURST SHAMPOO,
269
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,563
SEE IF YOU CAN COMPLETE
THE NEXT LINE OF THIS SONG.
270
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,898
?? HOME, HOME ON THE RANGE ??
271
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,735
?? WHERE THE DEER
AND THE ANTELOPE-- ??
[ Giggles ]
272
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:03,739
YES, WELL, WHAT DO THE DEER
AND THE ANTELOPE DO?
273
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,741
OH!
THAT'S IT. NOW--
274
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,026
?? WHERE THE DEER
AND THE ANTELOPE-- ??
SING.
275
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:10,946
ALMOST, BY GOLLY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
AND DO COME BACK AGAIN.
276
00:22:10,946 --> 00:22:13,448
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
WELL, LET US TRY A, UH--
277
00:22:13,448 --> 00:22:16,201
WELL, LET'S TRY THAT OLD COWPOKE
RIGHT DOWN HERE. THAT'S RIGHT.
278
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:19,338
YOU IN THE YELLOW DRESS,
YOUNG LADY.
279
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,790
RIGHT THIS WAY, MA'AM.
280
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:26,044
WELL, WELL.
WE HAVE SOMETHING
MIGHTY PRETTY HERE.
281
00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:29,047
IN A LITTLE CLOSER, FELLAS.
DO YOU MIND IF WE TAKE
A CLOSE-UP OF YOU, DEAR?
282
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:32,050
IT'S PART OF MY PLAN
TO BEAUTIFY THE LIVING ROOMS
ALL OVER TEXAS.
283
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:34,052
[ Chuckles ]
YES, SIR. I MEAN,
THANK YOU, SIR.
284
00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:36,054
OH, CUT OUT THAT SIR BUSINESS.
JUST CALL ME JERRY.
285
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:38,023
JERRY.
SURE. GOOD.
286
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,525
SAY, WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
BET YOU'RE HOMEGROWN.
287
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,527
BANNING.
BANNING?
288
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,813
I GUESS NOT TOO MANY FOLKS
HAVE HEARD OF IT.
289
00:22:44,813 --> 00:22:48,150
WHY, EVERYBODY KNOWS OF BANNING.
IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO
SOUTH BANNING, ISN'T IT?
290
00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:51,036
[ Chuckles ]
UH, WELL, WE'RE
A LITTLE SHORT OF TIME.
291
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:54,539
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN
FINISH THE SECOND LINE
OF THIS FAMOUS FRENCH SONG.
292
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,042
?? O SOLO MIO ??
293
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,044
[ Laughs ]
THAT'S NOT FRENCH.
NO. NO, IT'S NOT.
294
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,546
BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE,
AND A YOUNG THING LIKE YOU...
295
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,049
SHOULD KNOW
SOMETHING ABOUT LOVE.
296
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,551
WELL, IT'S TIME
TO WRAP IT UP, FOLKS.
WE'LL SEE YOU A LITTLE LATER.
297
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:09,554
TEDDY, TAKE IT OVER FOR A WHILE.
SELL SOMETHING, WILL YA?
COME RIGHT THIS WAY.
298
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:12,557
THANKS, JERRY. AND NOW,
LADIES, I HAVE A CLUE
ABOUT SONGS FOR YOU.
299
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,977
NOW, UH, I'M GONNA NEED
YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS.
OH?
300
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,730
IT'S FOR A CONSOLATION PRIZE.
I HAVE TO HAVE SOMEPLACE
TO SEND IT.
301
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:21,066
YOU MEAN THERE'S
A CONSOLATION PRIZE?
302
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,068
WELL, SURE.
PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT,
IT MIGHT BE ME.
303
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,070
MARGY FRAKE.
304
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,522
THAT'S BANNING, TEXAS,
305
00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:31,026
ROUTE 3.
306
00:23:31,026 --> 00:23:34,162
THIRTY-SIX, 24, 36.
307
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:37,165
I WEAR A SIZE 10 DRESS,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
308
00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:40,669
i��AY, CARAMBA!OH, THAT MEANS
"GOOD MORNING" DOWN IN MEXICO.
309
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:43,171
I GUESS IN THIS BUSINESS
YOU MUST TRAVEL A GOOD DEAL.
310
00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:45,590
OH, WELL, I DO A LOT
OF NETWORK STUFF, YOU KNOW--
311
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,593
PARIS, LONDON--
MAYBE YOU CAUGHT THE WAR
I COVERED IN ALGERIA.
312
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:52,547
WELL, I CERTAINLY
READ ABOUT IT.
313
00:23:52,547 --> 00:23:56,551
OH, WELL, READING ABOUT IT
IS ONE THING, BUT BEING THERE--
[ Kisses ]C'EST LA VIE.
314
00:23:56,551 --> 00:23:59,438
AFTER WARS AND ALL,
A STATE FAIR'S
RATHER TAME STUFF.
315
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:03,275
DON'T GO KNOCKIN' THE
HAYSHAKERS. YOUR STATE FAIR'S
THE BIGGEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
316
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:07,229
OTHERWISE THEY WOULDN'T HAVE,
UH, SENT ME ALL THE WAY
FROM ROME TO COVER IT.
317
00:24:07,229 --> 00:24:10,982
ROME, ITALY?
YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.
318
00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:13,819
IS HE MOVIN' IN AGAIN?
YEAH.
319
00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:16,705
A LITTLE YOUNG,
ISN'T SHE?
IF SHE BELIEVES HIM, SHE IS.
320
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,157
WELL, LOOK, I'M DUE
TO WRAP UP ABOUT 8:00.
321
00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:22,461
IF YOU'RE STILL AROUND,
WE COULD GRAB A BOTTLE, CUT UP
A STEAK AND HAVE A FEW LAUGHS.
322
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:26,298
OH, I REALLY DON'T THINK SO.
I'M GONNA BE TERRIBLY BUSY.
OH.
323
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,718
I HAVE A DATE.
FIGURES.
YOU BOOKED SOLID?
324
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,720
BEG YOUR PARDON?
I MEAN, WHAT'S
PLAYING TOMORROW?
325
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,724
WELL, TOMORROW,
MOTHER'S IN MINCEMEAT.
OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO BLOW THAT.
326
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,176
WELL, IN CASE
YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
JUST CHECK THE TUBE.
327
00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:40,679
BIG DADDY'S NEVER
TOO FAR AWAY. SEE YA.
328
00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:44,983
ON THE HOME TURN,
CAR NUMBER SIX,
329
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:47,819
DRIVER, WAYNE FRAKE.
330
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:50,322
[ Revving ]
331
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:24,189
CAR NUMBER SIX, WAYNE FRAKE,
DRIVING A MODIFIED ENGINE
WITH A LOCKED REAR END--
332
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:28,109
TIME, 26:07.
333
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:33,899
THE THREE FASTEST QUALIFIERS
IN THE TIME TRIALS--
334
00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:36,785
ECKHARDT, HOERTER AND FRAKE.
335
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,788
PLEASE COME TO THE JUDGE'S STAND
FOR PUBLICITY PICTURES.
336
00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:44,793
ECKHARDT, HOERTER AND FRAKE,
REPORT TO THE JUDGE'S STAND.
337
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:49,297
YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING
WHAT YOU FARM BOYS ARE DOING
WITH ERECTOR SETS THESE DAYS.
338
00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:51,299
IT'S ENOUGH CAR TO RUN YOU
INTO THE GROUND, RED.
339
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:54,302
LIKE LAST YEAR?
YOU TAUGHT ME A LESSON.
340
00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:56,304
WHY DON'T YOU GO AROUND
AND LOOK AT THE FRONT END?
341
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,807
YOU'LL SEE ENOUGH
OF THE REAR END IN THE FINALS.
342
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,261
HI, MAL.
343
00:26:09,768 --> 00:26:12,571
ALL RIGHT, FELLAS.
WE CAN'T SELL ANY PAPERS
WITH YOUR KISSERS.
344
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,406
ON DECK, HONEY.
345
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,411
HI, FELLAS.
[ Together ]
HI.
346
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,913
HONEY, OVER HERE.
READY, FELLAS?
347
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,916
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S ZERO IN.
348
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,918
FINE. NEXT!
CONGRATULATIONS.
349
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,920
NOW, LISTEN.
REALLY LEAN INTO THIS ONE.
OKAY.
350
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,923
DON'T TREAT HIM LIKE
A RUNNER-UP. MAKE HIM FEEL
LIKE A WINNER. OKAY, BOYS?
351
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,426
HEY!
OKAY. NEXT.
352
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,928
RIGHT. HERE WE GO.
UH, WE GOTTA MIX 'EM UP.
353
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,431
NO KISSIN' THIS TIME.
HAND HIM THE FLOWERS.
354
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,433
THESE ARE FOR YOU.
355
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,435
GOOD. FINE.
THANKS A LOT, HONEY.
BYE-BYE.
356
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:46,271
LET'S GO, FELLAS.
357
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:12,414
MISS! YOU MAY AS WELL
TAKE THESE BACK.
I DON'T NEED 'EM.
358
00:27:12,414 --> 00:27:14,916
I'M SORRY
IT HAD TO BE FLOWERS.
359
00:27:14,916 --> 00:27:17,919
OH. [ Chuckles ]
WELL, EVEN IF IT HAD
BEEN THE OTHER,
360
00:27:17,919 --> 00:27:20,305
I GUESS I'D WANT
TO GIVE THAT BACK TOO.
361
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,757
WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A COMPLIMENT.
362
00:27:22,757 --> 00:27:25,760
NO! IT'S JUST THAT,
WELL, YOU'RE--
363
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,762
YOU'RE PLAIN OLD
APPLE-ORCHARD PRETTY.
364
00:27:27,762 --> 00:27:30,265
NOW, HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN
A GIRL IN SHORTS BEFORE?
365
00:27:30,765 --> 00:27:32,267
SURE!
366
00:27:32,767 --> 00:27:35,270
BUT YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE
I EVER SAW THAT,
367
00:27:35,270 --> 00:27:37,772
WELL, LOOKED SO, UH,
SORT OF CUSTOM-BUILT.
368
00:27:37,772 --> 00:27:40,742
[ Laughs ]
YOU FARM BOYS KILL ME.
369
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:44,245
YOU DON'T MAKE A PITCH.
YOU JUST SHY YOUR WAY
INTO POSITION.
370
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,247
HEY, HOW'D YOU KNOW
I CAME FROM A FARM?
371
00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:49,250
DIDN'T YOU MENTION IT?
I DON'T THINK SO.
372
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,755
I GUESS YOU WERE
NEVER ON A FARM.
373
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:56,257
CLOSEST I EVER GOT TO ONE
WAS MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY.
374
00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:59,761
WE HAD A WINDOW BOX
IN THE KITCHEN.
375
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,763
HOW'S IT FEEL
TO BE A FARMER?
376
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:06,267
NEVER STOPPED TO THINK.
GOOD, I GUESS. AT LEAST
I'VE NEVER FELT BAD.
377
00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:08,770
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
IF I THOUGHT
THAT IT'D WORK FOR ME,
378
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,272
I'D GO OUT RIGHT NOW
AND BUY A PLOW.
379
00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:13,775
WHY'D YOU DECIDE
TO BE A FARMER?
380
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,777
I DON'T THINK YOU DECIDE.
381
00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:18,279
ONE DAY, YOU'RE A LITTLE BOY
OUT FEEDING CHICKENS.
382
00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:22,200
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE AN OLD MAN
OUT FEEDING CHICKENS.
383
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,537
THAT'S HOW
YOU BECOME A FARMER.
384
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:28,540
WELL, PARTNER,
THIS HERE LOOKS LIKE
A PARTIN' OF THE WAYS.
385
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:33,044
UH-- [ Clears Throat ]
I WAS JUST THINKING, IF, UH--
386
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:37,048
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE AROUND
THE FAIR HERE FOR A WHILE,
MAYBE WE COULD SEE EACH OTHER.
387
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:39,050
FOR A HAMBURGER
OR SOMETHING?
388
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:41,553
WELL, I WISH
YOU'D ASKED A SMART GIRL,
BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T,
389
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,055
I'LL BE AROUND
THE OUTDOOR SHOW TONIGHT.
390
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,842
DON'T WORRY. I WON'T, UH,
SHY YOU INTO ANYTHING.
391
00:28:50,678 --> 00:28:53,181
THAT'S FOR THE FLOWERS.
THINK NOTHING OF IT.
392
00:29:31,302 --> 00:29:36,808
?? RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES ??
393
00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:39,310
?? QUITE A BELT ??
394
00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:42,313
?? THAT BLOW I FELT
THIS MORNING ??
395
00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:47,819
?
?? FATE GAVE ME NO WARNING ?
396
00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:50,321
?? GREAT ??
397
00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:56,161
?? WAS MY SURPRISE ??
398
00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:04,969
?? I SAW YOU
STANDING IN THE SUN ??
399
00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:09,474
?? AND YOU WERE
SOMETHING TO SEE ??
400
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:13,478
?? I KNOW WHAT I LIKE
AND I LIKED WHAT I SAW ??
401
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,481
?? AND I SAID TO MYSELF ??
402
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:20,985
?? THAT'S FOR ME ??
403
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:25,490
??
?? A LOVELY MORNING, I REMARKED
404
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:29,994
?? AND YOU WERE QUICK
TO AGREE ??
405
00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:33,915
?? YOU WANTED TO WALK
AND I NODDED MY HEAD ??
406
00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,918
?? AS I BREATHLESSLY SAID ??
407
00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:40,922
?? THAT'S FOR ME ??
408
00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:47,428
?? YOU LEFT ME
STANDING HERE ALONE ??
409
00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:51,216
?? THE DAY'S ADVENTURES
ARE THROUGH ??
410
00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:56,604
?? THERE'S NOTHING FOR ME
BUT THE DREAM IN MY HEART ??
411
00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:59,607
?? AND THE DREAM IN MY HEART ??
412
00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:04,112
?? THAT'S FOR YOU ??
413
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:08,116
?? OH, MY DARLING ??
414
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:11,870
?? THAT'S FOR YOU ??
415
00:31:16,157 --> 00:31:20,161
?? I KNOW WHAT I LIKE
AND I LIKED WHAT I SAW ??
416
00:31:20,161 --> 00:31:23,164
?? AND I SAID TO MYSELF ??
417
00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:27,969
YEAH! THAT'S FOR ME.
418
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:32,840
??
?? A LOVELY MORNING, I REMARKED
419
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,844
?? AND YOU WERE QUICK
TO AGREE ??
420
00:31:44,352 --> 00:31:47,855
?? THAT'S FOR ME ??
421
00:31:49,357 --> 00:31:54,362
?? YOU LEFT ME
STANDING HERE ALONE ??
422
00:31:54,362 --> 00:31:58,700
?? THE DAY'S ADVENTURES
ARE THROUGH ??
423
00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:03,171
?? THERE'S NOTHING FOR ME
BUT THE DREAM IN MY HEART ??
424
00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:06,174
?? AND THE DREAM IN MY HEART ??
425
00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:11,429
?? THAT'S FOR YOU ??
426
00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:19,304
?? OH, MY DARLING ??
427
00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:23,308
?? THAT'S ??
428
00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:26,311
?? FOR ??
429
00:32:26,811 --> 00:32:31,816
?? YOU ????
430
00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:42,160
[ Grunting ]
431
00:32:54,589 --> 00:32:56,591
HEY! WHERE'S YOUR FATHER?
432
00:33:00,595 --> 00:33:03,598
ABEL, WHAT KEPT YOU?
I WAITED LUNCH TILL 3:00.
433
00:33:04,098 --> 00:33:08,102
I'M NOT HUNGRY!
GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS
BLAMED THING, WILL YOU?
434
00:33:08,603 --> 00:33:12,106
ISN'T MY BLANKET
GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM?
THIS IS FOR ME.
435
00:33:12,106 --> 00:33:15,109
OH? PLANNING ON
SPENDING THE NIGHT HERE?
436
00:33:15,109 --> 00:33:17,612
IF I HAVE TO.
437
00:33:17,612 --> 00:33:20,615
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
WE CAN HIRE A HOG-SITTER.
438
00:33:21,115 --> 00:33:24,619
DON'T GET SO SMART,
MELISSA.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
439
00:33:25,119 --> 00:33:26,621
DID YOU GIVE HIM
ONE OF DOC'S NEW PILLS?
440
00:33:26,621 --> 00:33:30,591
NOW, I ASK YOU,
DOES THAT HOG
NEED CALMIN' DOWN?
441
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:33,378
I DON'T KNOW, DEAR.
MAYBE HE'S JUST HOMESICK.
442
00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:36,180
HOW CAN A HOG GET HOMESICK?
[ Grunts ]
443
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,549
PEOPLE GET HOMESICK.
MAYBE THEY DO TOO.
444
00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:41,386
LOOK AT HIM--
445
00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:45,106
ALL THAT HOG
TURNED CHICKEN.
446
00:33:47,475 --> 00:33:49,477
DOC CRAMER MUST'VE HAD
A PREMONITION.
447
00:33:49,477 --> 00:33:52,397
HONEY, IS THERE
ANYTHING I CAN DO?
448
00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:55,900
I WISH I KNEW. HONESTLY,
I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.
449
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:57,902
I HAVE NAGGED HIM.
I'VE BEGGED HIM.
450
00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:00,905
I'VE BRIBED HIM
WITH SUGAR AND SORGHUM.
451
00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:04,409
I'VE PROMISED HIM EVERYTHING
BUT A TRIP TO HONOLULU.
452
00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:06,744
IT'S JUST PLAIN,
UTTERLY HOPELESS.
453
00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:09,247
WELL, AT LEAST HE WON'T GO
INTO THAT RING OVERCONFIDENT.
454
00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:12,250
[ Scoffs ]
OH, HONEY. I'M SORRY.
455
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:15,053
DON'T FRET ABOUT IT.
LOOK, SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN.
456
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:18,973
THERE'LL BE A CHANGE
IN THE WEATHER, OR HE'LL
GET USED TO IT HERE--
457
00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:22,477
SOME LITTLE THING--
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
HE'LL BE STRUTTING AROUND...
458
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:25,263
LIKE ALY KHAN
OR WHOEVER IT IS
YOU WANT HIM TO BE.
459
00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:28,149
I SURE HOPE
YOU'RE RIGHT.
460
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:30,651
DO YOU MIND IF I
STAY HERE ALONE?
NO.
461
00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:33,154
AT LEAST I HAVE
ONE CONSOLATION.
462
00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:36,657
IF I WERE AVA GARDNER,
YOU'D STILL SPEND THE NIGHT
IN THIS HOGPEN.
463
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:39,660
[ Laughs ]
GOD BLESS.
464
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,948
[ Sighs ]
???? [ Calliope ]
465
00:34:43,948 --> 00:34:47,168
[ Panting ]
466
00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:56,094
BLUEBOY, BABY,
YOU GOTTA THINK POSITIVE.
[ Panting Continues ]
467
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,596
TELL YOURSELF
YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
468
00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:01,883
TRY A SOFT SELL AT FIRST.
THEN WORK UP.
469
00:35:01,883 --> 00:35:05,019
[ Grunting ]
470
00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:07,889
NO, I AIN'T GONNA
DO THAT.
[ Grunts ]
471
00:35:07,889 --> 00:35:10,391
NO, I'M NOT!
[ Grunting ]
472
00:35:10,391 --> 00:35:12,693
WHAT'LL PEOPLE THINK?
WE'LL BOTH LOOK FOOLISH.
473
00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:15,563
[ Grunting ]
474
00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:24,539
ALL RIGHT.
MAYBE ONE CHORUS.
[ Grunts ]
475
00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,541
BUT I AIN'T GONNA
DO IT LOUD.
476
00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:29,660
???? [ Continues ]
FRIEND,
477
00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:31,662
YOU'RE MORE THAN
JUST A FRIEND.
478
00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:35,666
LOYAL, LOVING...
479
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:37,919
TILL THE END.
480
00:35:37,919 --> 00:35:43,724
?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ??
481
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:49,013
?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ??
482
00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:54,519
?? WARM AND SOFT
AFFECTION LIES ??
483
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:59,524
??
?? IN YOUR TEENY-WEENY EYES
484
00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:05,029
?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ??
485
00:36:05,029 --> 00:36:10,418
?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ??
486
00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:15,756
?? WHEN THE LENGTH'NING
SHADOWS FALL ??
487
00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:21,262
?? AND THE DAY IS THROUGH ??
488
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:26,767
?? YOU WILL ALWAYS
HEAR ME CALL ??
489
00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:29,437
?? SOO-EE ??
490
00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,806
?? SOO-EE ??
491
00:36:31,806 --> 00:36:37,311
?? OTHER FRIENDS
MAY DRIFT AWAY ??
492
00:36:37,311 --> 00:36:42,116
?? TELL ME THAT
YOU'LL ALWAYS STAY ??
493
00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:48,155
]
-?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ??
-???? [ Grunts Rhythmically
494
00:36:48,155 --> 00:36:53,461
?
?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ???
495
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,214
[ Grunting ]
496
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,132
NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING.
497
00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:04,755
YOU MISERABLE LUMP OF LARD!
498
00:37:04,755 --> 00:37:07,174
[ Grunting ]
499
00:37:07,174 --> 00:37:09,176
ABEL FRAKE!
500
00:37:09,677 --> 00:37:11,679
WELL, IF IT AIN'T
GEORGE HOFFER.
501
00:37:12,179 --> 00:37:15,182
WELL, IF IT AIN'T,
HIS CLOTHES SURE FIT ME.
HOW ARE YOU, ABEL?
502
00:37:15,182 --> 00:37:18,686
MAN, I'D HAVE
TO FEEL BETTER TO DIE.
[ Laughs ]
503
00:37:18,686 --> 00:37:21,188
SAY, THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING
SOW YOU GOT THERE, GEORGE.
504
00:37:21,689 --> 00:37:24,692
AIN'T SHE JUST THE BEST-LOOKING
FAT LADY YOU EVER SAW?
505
00:37:24,692 --> 00:37:28,195
I NEVER COULD BREED
A GOOD REAR END
UNTIL THIS YEAR.
506
00:37:28,195 --> 00:37:30,698
ZSA ZSA, SAY HELLO
TO MR. FRAKE.
507
00:37:30,698 --> 00:37:32,700
SHE'S A BEAUTY, GEORGE.
508
00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:35,202
WHAT'S YOU FOLKS
GOT WORKING?
509
00:37:35,202 --> 00:37:37,705
I GOT A PRIME
HAMPSHIRE BOAR.
510
00:37:37,705 --> 00:37:40,958
BUT THE WAY HE'S ACTIN',
I'LL HAVE TO ENTER HIM
AS A GARTER SNAKE.
511
00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:45,429
SAY, I GOTTA MEET
THE OLD LADY OVER IN RABBITS.
I'VE GOTTA GET SOME LUNCH.
512
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,431
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, ABEL.
GOOD LUCK
TO YOU, GEORGE.
513
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:53,721
[ Sighs ]
514
00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:00,728
[ Grunting ]
515
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:09,036
[ Snorts ]
516
00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:11,656
[ Blueboy Snuffling ]
517
00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,994
SOO-EE!
518
00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:20,498
SOO-EE!
519
00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:23,801
OTHER FRIENDS
MAY DRIFT AWAY.
520
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:26,087
[ Snuffling ]
521
00:38:26,087 --> 00:38:31,592
TELL ME THAT YOU'LL
ALWAYS STAY.
522
00:38:31,592 --> 00:38:36,147
?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ??
???? [ Blueboy Grunts ]
523
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:41,986
?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ????
???? [ Grunting ]
524
00:38:48,192 --> 00:38:52,196
THE DISHES ARE ALL STACKED,
MOTHER. IS IT ALL RIGHT
IF I GO NOW?
525
00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:55,700
I NEVER SAW SO MUCH FUSS
AND FEATHERS JUST TO WALK
AROUND THE MIDWAY.
526
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,202
THE MIDWAY'S
VERY DRESSY THIS YEAR.
527
00:38:58,202 --> 00:39:00,204
???? [ Humming ]
WAYNE!
528
00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:03,207
I WANT YOU TO TAKE
YOUR SISTER OUT TONIGHT
AND SHOW HER SOME FUN.
529
00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:05,209
TONIGHT? MA,
I-I CAN'T TONIGHT.
530
00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:07,211
I-- I'VE GOT
A TRICKY CARBURETOR.
HE'S RIGHT.
531
00:39:07,211 --> 00:39:09,964
A TRICKY CARBURETOR'S ONE OF
THE WORST THINGS YOU CAN HAVE.
THAT'S RIGHT!
532
00:39:09,964 --> 00:39:13,718
BESIDES, THERE'S THIS GIRL.
I MET HER AT BUTTER SCULPTURE.
533
00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:17,355
SHE'S VERY SHY,
AND I TOLD HER I'D WALK
AROUND THE MIDWAY WITH HER.
534
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,023
IT'S SORT OF MY DUTY.
535
00:39:20,975 --> 00:39:23,194
YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
536
00:39:24,812 --> 00:39:28,032
BUT BE SURE YOU'RE HOME
AT A DECENT HOUR.
537
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:31,035
OH, THAT'S WHY
I'M STARTIN' SO EARLY.
538
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,988
?? I KNOW WHAT I LIKE
AND I LIKED WHAT I SAW ??
539
00:39:33,988 --> 00:39:36,490
??
?? AND I SAID TO MYSELF
540
00:39:36,991 --> 00:39:38,492
?
?? THAT'S FOR ME ???
541
00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:47,885
[ Exhales ]
542
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:50,888
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?
BLUEBOY KICK YOU OUT?
543
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,392
YOU'RE SUCH A SMART ALECK,
I SHOULDN'T EVEN TELL YA.
544
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,395
[ Chuckles ]
[ Chuckles ]
545
00:39:57,395 --> 00:40:00,898
GENGHIS KHAN RIDES AGAIN.
HE'S A CINCH.
546
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,401
WELL, I'M GLAD
SOMEBODY'S GONNA WIN.
547
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,403
MY MINCEMEAT WON'T.
548
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,905
CLASS DOUBLE "A."
549
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:11,325
IT'S MY FAULT
FOR GETTING TWO FIRSTS
IN PICKLES LAST YEAR.
550
00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:16,831
WINNING IN SWEETS WAS ALL RIGHT,
BUT REPEATING IN DILLS
WAS JUST PLAIN GAUDY.
551
00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:18,699
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
DOUBLE "A"?
552
00:40:18,699 --> 00:40:22,203
OH, ABEL. IT PUTS ME UP
AGAINST BELCO AND FREMONT--
553
00:40:22,203 --> 00:40:25,423
NOT JUST HOUSEWIVES,
BUT BIG CANNERIES.
554
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:29,260
HONEY, THE ONLY THING
THOSE BIG COMPANIES HAVE...
555
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,762
IS A BUNCH OF NICE LABELS.
556
00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:33,764
YOU'VE GOT THE KITCHEN.
557
00:40:35,216 --> 00:40:37,101
TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT A JUDGE.
???? [ Whistling ]
558
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:39,937
WHAT'S HE SO HAPPY ABOUT?
559
00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:43,390
OH, HE'S GOING OUT TO FIX
A TRICKY CARBURETOR.
HUH.
560
00:40:43,390 --> 00:40:45,392
I'LL GET YOU SOME DINNER.
561
00:41:07,915 --> 00:41:11,418
[ People Screaming ]
562
00:41:18,926 --> 00:41:21,428
[ Big Tex ]
HURRY! HURRY!
563
00:41:21,929 --> 00:41:26,433
IT'S THE BIGGEST,
THE BRIGHTEST...
564
00:41:26,433 --> 00:41:29,937
AND THE BEST STATE FAIR
ON EARTH.
565
00:41:29,937 --> 00:41:32,439
YOU'LL LOVE EVERY MINUTE,
566
00:41:32,439 --> 00:41:35,442
AND YOU'LL HAVE
THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE.
567
00:41:36,777 --> 00:41:39,747
AND HERE IS BART EMERSON,
THE PRIDE OF DEAF SMITH COUNTY,
568
00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:43,501
WHO IS GOING TO TRY TO BREAK
THE OLD HEAVYWEIGHT RECORD
WITH A MILITARY PRESS.
569
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,670
NOW, UH, HE'S GOT TO PRESS
BETTER THAN 260...
570
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:48,672
IN ORDER TO BETTER
LEO CENTER'S OLD MARK.
571
00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:53,594
BART IS JUST ABOUT READY
AND, UH, IS WALKING UP
TO THE WEIGHTS.
572
00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:57,548
BENDS DOWN, PICKS UP--
UP TO THE SHOULDER.
573
00:41:58,048 --> 00:42:00,551
LOOKS LIKE-- LOOKS LIKE
HE'S GONNA MAKE IT.
574
00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:03,554
AND HE'S MADE IT!
THAT'S GREAT.
575
00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,523
CONGRATULATIONS, BART.
576
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:09,026
THAT'S ABOUT ALL THE TIME
WE HAVE FOR NOW, BUT WE'LL
BE BACK AGAIN TWICE TOMORROW.
577
00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:12,563
IN THE MEANTIME, HERE'S A WORD
FROM SPIKE, THE AFTERSHAVE
LOTION THAT GIVES YOU A LIFT.
578
00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:14,565
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, JERRY.
579
00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:17,067
WELL, MEN, MAYBE YOU
CAN'T LIFT 265 POUNDS,
580
00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:20,371
BUT I KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING
THAT'LL GIVE YOU A REAL LIFT--
SPIKE AFTERSHAVE LOTION.
581
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:23,207
YOU SEE, FELLOWS,
IT'S SPECIALLY MADE...
582
00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:25,576
TO GIVE YOU THAT
"I CAN DO ANYTHING" FEELING.
583
00:42:25,576 --> 00:42:29,914
SO WHY DON'T YOU THROW AWAY
THOSE WEAK, PUNY LOTIONS YOU'VE
BEEN USING AND GET YOURSELF--
584
00:42:29,914 --> 00:42:34,385
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, AND THEN
WE'LL GRAB THAT BEER. ALL RIGHT?
GREAT!
585
00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:42,059
HEY, GUYS. I'LL SEE YOU
IN THE MORNING, ALL RIGHT?
586
00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:45,429
HEY, PUNCH UP
CAMERA TWO, WILL YA?
587
00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:47,231
THANKS, PAPPY.
588
00:42:54,605 --> 00:42:57,575
AND OF COURSE WE'RE BACK
TWICE TOMORROW.
589
00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:01,445
SO WE'LL SEE YOU THEN ON KTVT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
AND GOOD NIGHT.
590
00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:25,352
HEY! HOW ABOUT THAT BEER?
591
00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:28,355
NEVER TOUCH THE STUFF.
THANK YOU.
592
00:43:32,893 --> 00:43:35,896
[ Barkers Chattering ]
593
00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:52,296
[ Balloons Popping ]
594
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:16,070
HEY! HEY!
[ Muttering ]
595
00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:18,572
GET BACK IN LINE!
596
00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:47,801
[ Girls Screaming ]
597
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:54,641
[ Screaming ]
598
00:45:06,653 --> 00:45:09,873
NOW THAT WE'RE INTRODUCED,
HOW ABOUT SNAPPING UP
SOME GROCERIES WITH ME?
599
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:11,875
I'VE ALREADY HAD SUPPER.
ALL RIGHT. A DRINK.
600
00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,878
I KNOW A PLACE YOU'LL JUST LOVE.
IN FACT, THEY SERVE
THE BEST OLIVES IN TOWN.
601
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,383
???? [ Jazz ]
GOOD EVENING.
602
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,393
I-- I LIKE THE WAY
YOUR HAIR BOUNCES
WHEN YOU WALK.
603
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:32,896
EVERYBODY'S HAIR BOUNCES
WHEN THEY WALK.
WELL, MINE DOESN'T.
604
00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:34,898
WHAT'LL IT BE, SIR?
605
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,900
HOW DO YOU TAKE
YOUR VODKA?
606
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,403
VODKA?
AH, BIG DADDY'LL
TAKE CARE OF IT.
607
00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:42,906
UH, VODKA AND TONIC--
DOS, POR FAVOR.
608
00:45:42,906 --> 00:45:45,409
CAN I SEE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE
OR I.D. CARD, MA'AM?
609
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,195
UM--
[ Sputters ]
610
00:45:48,695 --> 00:45:51,198
UH, I DON'T THINK
I HAVE IT WITH ME,
611
00:45:51,198 --> 00:45:54,535
BUT I'M SURE THAT--
FORGET IT. JUST BRING
THE LADY A LEMON SQUIRT...
612
00:45:54,535 --> 00:45:57,454
AND MAKE MY VODKA
A DOUBLE.
613
00:45:57,454 --> 00:45:59,456
THANK YOU.
614
00:45:59,456 --> 00:46:01,458
I'M SORRY.
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
615
00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:03,460
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO FILE A BRIEF ON IT.
616
00:46:03,961 --> 00:46:05,963
SAY, YOU LOOK WORRIED
ABOUT SOMETHING.
617
00:46:05,963 --> 00:46:09,466
OH, NO. I WAS JUST
THINKING ABOUT, WELL,
HOW DIFFERENT YOU ARE...
618
00:46:09,967 --> 00:46:11,769
FROM A MAN THAT--
619
00:46:13,053 --> 00:46:15,055
FROM ALL THE MEN BACK HOME.
620
00:46:15,556 --> 00:46:17,357
THE WAY YOU TALK--
WELL, HOW DO I TALK?
621
00:46:17,357 --> 00:46:22,029
OH, HOW YOU SAY, "THEY SERVE
THE BEST OLIVES IN TOWN,"
INSTEAD OF "MARTINIS."
622
00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:24,398
NOBODY BACK HOME
WOULD EVER THINK OF THAT.
623
00:46:24,898 --> 00:46:26,617
OH, I GUESS THAT COMES
FROM TRAVELING.
624
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,952
I DON'T MEAN DALLAS.
I MEAN THE REAL PLACES
OUT IN THE WORLD,
625
00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:32,456
LIKE, UH, COPENHAGEN
AND VIENNA AND PARIS...
626
00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:34,958
AND RIO-- PARIS--
[ Clicks Tongue ]
627
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,327
I GOTTA TELL YOU
ABOUT A LITTLE STRIPPER
I MET IN PARIS ONE TIME.
628
00:46:37,327 --> 00:46:39,830
NOW, YOU KNOW THE PLACE PIGALLE.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
629
00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:43,834
WELL, THERE'S A STRIPPER THERE--
CUTE, BUT STRICTLY
FOR THE FLYPAPER.
630
00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:45,836
ANYHOW, SHE GIVES ME THE OFFICE
WHILE SHE'S WORKING.
631
00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:47,838
SHE'S WEARING
THIS CELLOPHANE SKIRT,
632
00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:51,341
AND SHE COMES OVER TO MY TABLE,
SITS HERSELF DOWN,
AND WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE DOES?
633
00:46:51,341 --> 00:46:53,844
GIVES ME A PAIR
OF PINKING SHEARS.
[ Laughs ]
634
00:46:53,844 --> 00:46:56,146
SO HELP ME! YES.
635
00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:59,933
GRACIAS.
THANK YOU.
636
00:46:59,933 --> 00:47:02,936
HERE. IT SAVES
A LOT OF ARGUMENTS.
637
00:47:02,936 --> 00:47:06,940
NOW, YOU GET WET, AND I'M GONNA
TELL YOU ABOUT A GEISHA PARTY
I WAS TO ONE TIME.
638
00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:10,444
THERE WAS THIS GIRL--
SHE BACKED INTO AN ELECTRIC FAN,
GOT HER SASH CAUGHT IN IT.
639
00:47:10,444 --> 00:47:12,746
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
[ Snaps Fingers ]
SUKIYAKI!
640
00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:16,166
[ Chuckling ]
[ Laughs ]
641
00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:19,169
???? [ Overture ]
642
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,012
???? [ Orchestra Continues ]
643
00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:34,685
???? [ Waltz ]
644
00:47:45,445 --> 00:47:49,199
???? [ Swing, Soft-shoe Tempo ]
645
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:52,903
???? [ Continues ]
646
00:47:52,903 --> 00:47:57,374
?? MAYBE I'LL NEVER BE
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE ??
647
00:47:57,374 --> 00:48:01,378
?? MAYBE I'M NOT THE GIRL
OF YOUR DREAMS ??
648
00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:05,382
?
?? BUT ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN
TO LOOK IN EACH OTHER'S EYES ?
649
00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:09,386
?? SWAPPING ROMANTIC GLEAMS ??
650
00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:13,390
?? MAYBE I'M NOT A GIRL
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD ??
651
00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:17,394
?? MAYBE I'M NOT A GIRL
WHO WOULD STAY ??
652
00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:21,398
?? BUT ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN
CAROUSING AROUND THE TOWN ??
653
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:25,402
?
?? DANCING THE NIGHTS AWAY ?
654
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:29,406
?? ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN
HOLDING HANDS ??
655
00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:33,410
?? ACCORDING TO A SWEET
AND CORNY CUSTOM ??
656
00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:37,414
[ Noisemakers Squeak ]
?? ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN
MAKING VOWS ??
657
00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:41,418
?? ADMITTING THAT WE BOT
H INTEND TO BUST 'EM ??
658
00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:45,422
?? MAYBE WE'RE OUT FOR LAUGH
S A GIRL AND A BOY ??
659
00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:49,259
?? KIDDING ACROSS
A TABLE FOR TWO ??
660
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:54,131
?? BUT HAVEN'T YOU GOT A HUNCH
THAT THIS HE REAL McCOY ??
661
00:48:54,631 --> 00:48:57,517
[ Together ]
?? AND ALL THE THING
S WE TELL ??
662
00:48:57,517 --> 00:49:00,020
?? EACH OTHER ??
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
663
00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:03,941
?? ARE ??
664
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:09,563
?? TRUE ??
665
00:49:09,563 --> 00:49:12,866
???? [ Faster ]
666
00:49:36,923 --> 00:49:39,926
?? I'M NOT A GIRL
FOR SENTIMENTAL TRIPE ??
667
00:49:39,926 --> 00:49:42,229
?? I NEVER GO
FOR THE ROMEO TYPE ??
668
00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:45,599
?? I'M NOT A DEWY-EYED JULIET ??
669
00:49:45,599 --> 00:49:48,352
??
?? NO ONE HAS SEEN ME DROOL YET
670
00:49:48,352 --> 00:49:50,988
?? I DON'T SAY
OUR HEARTS ARE TIED ??
671
00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:53,824
?? BY LOVE'S ETERNAL TETHER ??
672
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:58,328
?? BUT USING WORDS
LESS DIGNIFIED ??
673
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:02,332
???? [ Rock And Roll, Slow ]
?? ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN
TO BE TOGETHER ??
674
00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:06,253
?? WELL, MAYBE I'LL NEVER BE ??
675
00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:09,423
?? THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE ??
676
00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:14,428
?? MAYBE I'M NOT THE GIRL
OF YOUR DREAMS ??
677
00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:17,547
??
?? BUT ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN
678
00:50:18,048 --> 00:50:20,550
??
?? TO LOOK IN EACH OTHER'S EYES
679
00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:25,889
??
?? SWAPPING ROMANTIC GLEAMS
680
00:50:25,889 --> 00:50:28,809
?? MAYBE I'M NOT A GIRL ??
681
00:50:28,809 --> 00:50:31,812
?? TO HAVE AND TO HOLD ??
682
00:50:31,812 --> 00:50:36,149
?? MAYBE I'M NOT A GIRL
WHO WOULD STAY ??
683
00:50:36,149 --> 00:50:39,653
??
?? BUT ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN
684
00:50:40,153 --> 00:50:43,156
?? CAROUSING AROUND THE TOWN ??
685
00:50:43,156 --> 00:50:48,962
?? DANCING THE NIGHTS AWAY ??
???? [ Cha-cha ]
686
00:50:48,962 --> 00:50:51,882
???? [ Cha-cha Continues ]
687
00:51:01,258 --> 00:51:04,761
???? [ Faster Latin ]
688
00:51:37,210 --> 00:51:42,015
???? [ Rock And Roll, Slow ]
689
00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:46,436
?? WELL, MAYBE
WE'RE OUT FOR LAUGHS ??
690
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:49,439
?? A GIRL AND A BOY ??
691
00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:53,727
?? KIDDING ACROSS
A TABLE FOR TWO ??
692
00:51:54,227 --> 00:51:58,732
?? BUT HAVEN'T YOU GOT A HUNCH
THAT THIS IS THE REAL McCOY ??
693
00:51:59,232 --> 00:52:03,570
?? THAT ALL OF THE THINGS
WE TELL EACH OTHER ??
694
00:52:03,570 --> 00:52:08,792
?? AND ALL THE THINGS
WE TELL EACH OTHER ??
695
00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:12,579
?? AND ALL THE THINGS
WE TELL EACH OTHER ??
696
00:52:12,579 --> 00:52:14,581
?? ARE ??
697
00:52:14,581 --> 00:52:16,466
?? ARE ??
698
00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:26,309
???? [ Latin, Faster ]
?? TRUE ????
699
00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:28,762
MAY I ASK FOR
YOUR TICKET, PLEASE?
700
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:39,990
???? [ Stops ]
701
00:52:45,228 --> 00:52:47,230
???? [ Ends ]
702
00:52:54,738 --> 00:52:56,740
HI, EMILY.
BOY, OH, BOY.
703
00:52:56,740 --> 00:53:01,244
WHEN YOU WALKED OUT ON THAT
STAGE, I WAS THE MOST SURPRISED
MAN SINCE MOSES HAD THE MUMPS.
704
00:53:01,244 --> 00:53:04,748
WELL, I WISH THE CRITICS
FELT THAT WAY.
WHAT'LL WE DO?
705
00:53:04,748 --> 00:53:07,751
TELL YOU WHAT, WE COULD,
UH-- WE COULD TAKE A LOOK
AROUND THE FAIR.
706
00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:11,588
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE, DARLING--
REAL FAR-OUT STUFF.
[ Laughs ]
707
00:53:11,955 --> 00:53:13,456
[ Man Announcing ]
THERE THEY GO. A TUG-OF-WAR...
708
00:53:13,957 --> 00:53:16,760
BETWEEN A TRACTOR AND THESE
FINELY MATCHED PERCHERONS.
709
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,678
[ Crowd Shouting ]
710
00:53:18,678 --> 00:53:23,800
LOOKS LIKE THESE
PROUD HORSES ARE NO MATCH
FOR A WELL-MADE CARBURETOR.
711
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:29,306
IT MUST MAKE THEM SAD,
IF HORSES EVER GET SAD--
BEATEN BY A TRACTOR.
712
00:53:29,806 --> 00:53:32,809
NOT ANOTHER HORSE. A MACHINE.
THEY'RE NO WORSE OFF
THAN WE ARE.
713
00:53:32,809 --> 00:53:36,313
OVER AT THE COMMERCE EXHIBIT
THEY'VE GOT I.B.M. MACHINES
THAT ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE.
714
00:53:36,313 --> 00:53:39,316
IF THEY KEEP THAT UP,
IN A COUPLE OF YEARS THEY CAN
DO AWAY WITH ALL OF US.
715
00:53:39,316 --> 00:53:42,819
THEY CAN RUN A WHOLE
STATE FAIR WITH JUST
A FEW MACHINES...
716
00:53:42,819 --> 00:53:44,621
AND A CAN
OF AXLE GREASE.
717
00:54:00,053 --> 00:54:03,056
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE FIRST
MINT-FLAVORED GIRL
I'VE EVER KISSED.
718
00:54:03,056 --> 00:54:04,841
OR MAYBE IT'S WINTERGREEN.
I'M NOT SURE.
719
00:54:04,841 --> 00:54:08,595
IT'S A NEW PERFUME
CALLED "CATASTROPHE."
[ Laughs ]
720
00:54:08,595 --> 00:54:12,065
NO, I DIDN'T MEAN
THE PERFUME. I MEANT,
UH, EVERYTHING.
721
00:54:12,565 --> 00:54:16,569
YOU SEE, IT'S WHAT YOU SEEM
LIKE-- LIKE A PATCH OF MINT
OUT BY THE BACK PORCH.
722
00:54:16,569 --> 00:54:20,407
BACK PORCH?
I THOUGHT YOU ONLY WENT
TO EXCITING PLACES.
723
00:54:20,407 --> 00:54:25,362
OKAY, HOW 'BOUT A--
A PATCH OF MINT
BY THE CASBAH?
724
00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:35,872
I KNOW. I KNOW.
YOUR MOTHER'S IN MINCEMEAT,
AND IT'S GETTIN' LATE.
725
00:54:35,872 --> 00:54:40,377
PLEASE, IT'S--
IT'S NOT FAIR.
NOT FAIR TO WHO?
726
00:54:41,378 --> 00:54:44,764
ANY OF US.
YOU GOT A BOY BACK HOME?
727
00:54:46,766 --> 00:54:48,768
NOT EXACTLY.
728
00:54:48,768 --> 00:54:52,856
HARRY'S-- WE'VE BEEN
GOING TOGETHER A LONG TIME.
729
00:54:54,357 --> 00:54:58,395
- YOU, UH, GONNA GET MARRIED?
- I GUESS SO.
730
00:54:58,395 --> 00:55:01,982
EVERYBODY ELSE IN BANNING DOES.
731
00:55:01,982 --> 00:55:03,733
SURE SOUNDS LIKE
A SWINGIN' TOWN.
732
00:55:03,733 --> 00:55:06,569
COME ON.
733
00:55:09,489 --> 00:55:11,491
WHAT'S HE LIKE?
734
00:55:11,491 --> 00:55:15,996
WELL, HARRY'S NICE,
ONLY-- I HOPE YOU
WON'T MISUNDERSTAND,
735
00:55:15,996 --> 00:55:21,217
BUT... EVERY TIME IT RAINS,
HARRY ALWAYS SAYS,
"IT'S FINE WEATHER FOR DUCKS."
736
00:55:21,217 --> 00:55:25,171
HARRY'S FUNNY TOO,
ISN'T HE?
[ Laughs ]
737
00:55:27,674 --> 00:55:29,676
COME ON, BABY.
738
00:55:29,676 --> 00:55:33,563
REMEMBER THOSE I.B.M. MACHINES.
LET'S GET AT IT BEFORE
PEOPLE GO OUT OF STYLE.
739
00:55:35,565 --> 00:55:37,567
MMM.
740
00:55:49,162 --> 00:55:51,164
[ Chuckles ]
741
00:55:58,171 --> 00:56:03,176
[ Hooting, Screaming ]
742
00:56:05,178 --> 00:56:07,180
HERE YOU ARE.
743
00:56:08,681 --> 00:56:10,433
SMILE.
744
00:56:12,268 --> 00:56:14,270
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
745
00:56:17,690 --> 00:56:20,693
OH, IT'S BLURRED.
THEY'RE ALWAYS BLURRED.
746
00:56:22,195 --> 00:56:24,697
HEY.
HI, RED.
747
00:56:24,697 --> 00:56:26,699
SHOULDN'T YOU
BE RESTIN' UP?
748
00:56:26,699 --> 00:56:29,202
I'LL BE IN SHAPE.
DON'T WORRY.
YOU SURE?
749
00:56:29,202 --> 00:56:33,706
A LITTLE WHILE WITH HER, YOU
WON'T WANT TO CLIMB IN A RACER.
YOU'LL NEED AN IRON LUNG.
750
00:56:33,706 --> 00:56:36,709
THAT JUST HAPPENS
TO BE THE WRONG WAY
TO TALK ABOUT A LADY.
751
00:56:36,709 --> 00:56:38,711
SHE DOESN'T MIND.
WHY SHOULD YOU?
752
00:56:38,711 --> 00:56:40,713
I SUGGEST YOU TAKE
THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.
753
00:56:41,214 --> 00:56:43,216
YOU'D BETTER RUN ALONG.
COME ON, WAYNE.
LET'S GO.
754
00:56:43,216 --> 00:56:46,219
NOW, WAIT A SECOND.
I WANT AN APOLOGY,
OR I'M GONNA POWDER THIS GUY.
755
00:56:46,219 --> 00:56:48,221
PACK UP, SON.
PUT UP
OR SHUT UP, RED.
756
00:56:48,221 --> 00:56:50,723
YOU BETTER TAKE
YOUR BOYFRIEND HOME
AND PUT HIM TO BED.
757
00:56:50,723 --> 00:56:53,510
COME ON,
WAYNE.
BACK UP, EMILY.
758
00:56:53,510 --> 00:56:56,312
BABY! BABY!
759
00:56:58,148 --> 00:57:01,601
WHAT'D HE DO?
QUIT?
YES, DARLING.
760
00:57:02,602 --> 00:57:05,105
GUESS I FORGOT TO DUCK.
761
00:57:05,105 --> 00:57:08,108
I'D HAVE NAILED HIM
WITH MY ONE-TWO PUNCH--
[ Chuckles ]
762
00:57:08,108 --> 00:57:10,610
IF HE'D JUST
WAITED A WHILE.
763
00:57:12,612 --> 00:57:17,617
OOH, MY SHOULDER.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WE'LL GET
SOME LINIMENT AT MY APARTMENT.
764
00:58:02,078 --> 00:58:04,080
HOW'S BUTTER SCULPTURE?
765
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:07,083
UH, OH, JUST FINE.
766
00:58:08,585 --> 00:58:13,089
SHOWS YOU HOW SILLY I AM.
I'D HAVE SWORN IT WAS
A BOYFRIEND.
767
00:58:13,590 --> 00:58:16,092
HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS A BOY?
768
00:58:16,092 --> 00:58:19,596
HONEY, WHERE YOU'RE GOING
WE'VE ALREADY BEEN.
769
00:58:20,597 --> 00:58:23,600
HOW SERIOUS IS IT?
770
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,236
OH, MOTHER,
IT'S SO CONFUSING.
771
00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:30,240
HE KEPT TRYIN' TO KISS ME,
ONLY I WOULDN'T LET HIM...
EXACTLY.
772
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,742
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE-- GUTS.
773
00:58:33,243 --> 00:58:37,247
EVERY 10 FEET,
HE WANTED TO STOP AND KISS.
[ Shoe Hits Floor ]
774
00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:41,251
RIGHT THEN, I KNEW
I HAD TO MAKE A DECISION.
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
775
00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:45,255
SO I DECIDED NOT
TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
I SAID NO--
776
00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:47,757
PLAIN, FLAT "NO."
777
00:58:48,258 --> 00:58:50,760
JUST LIKE THAT.
EXACTLY.
778
00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:56,266
I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET,
BUT THAT'S EXACTLY THE WAY
I SAID IT TO MYSELF.
779
00:58:58,768 --> 00:59:01,271
[ Sighs ]
I'M RIGHT,
780
00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:04,774
DON'T YOU THINK?
781
00:59:04,774 --> 00:59:06,809
I'M NOT SO SURE.
782
00:59:06,809 --> 00:59:11,814
?? WHEN I WAS JUST
ABOUT YOUR AGE
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOTS ??
783
00:59:12,315 --> 00:59:17,320
?? SHE SHOWED ME HOW
TO CLEAN A FLOOR
AND HOW TO SCOUR POTS ??
784
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:21,324
?? SHE TAUGHT ME
ONE THING MORE ??
785
00:59:21,824 --> 00:59:26,829
?? A WORD THAT MEN ABHOR ??
786
00:59:27,830 --> 00:59:32,335
?? NEVER SAY NO TO A MAN ??
787
00:59:32,335 --> 00:59:36,339
?? SIMPLY AVOID
SAYING YES TO HIM ??
788
00:59:36,839 --> 00:59:40,843
?? THAT LEAVES
THE ULTIMATE GUESS TO HIM ??
789
00:59:40,843 --> 00:59:43,846
?? DARLING, DON'T EVER SAY NO ??
790
00:59:45,348 --> 00:59:48,351
?
?? MEN FIND THE NEGATIVE ROUGH ?
791
00:59:49,352 --> 00:59:53,356
?? GIVE AN AFFIRMATIVE
GRIN TO HIM ??
792
00:59:53,356 --> 00:59:57,360
?? YOU NEEDN'T REALLY
GIVE IN TO HIM ??
793
00:59:57,860 --> 01:00:00,863
?? DON'T USE
THE POSITIVE NO ??
794
01:00:00,863 --> 01:00:05,368
?? NO IS A MEAN MONOSYLLABLE
FIT FOR A HORSE ??
795
01:00:05,368 --> 01:00:09,789
?? A DOG OR A COW OR A CALF ??
796
01:00:09,789 --> 01:00:11,791
?? A NOD AND A SMILE ??
797
01:00:11,791 --> 01:00:16,796
?? WOULD CUT
THE DIVORCE STATISTICS
BY JUST ABOUT HALF ??
798
01:00:17,297 --> 01:00:22,302
[ No Audio ]
?? MAYBE, PERHAPS
IF I CAN ??
799
01:00:22,302 --> 01:00:26,306
?? THESE ARE SOME WORDS
THAT WILL DO AS WELL ??
800
01:00:26,306 --> 01:00:30,310
?? DARLING, HE'S SURE
TO LOVE YOU AS WELL ??
801
01:00:30,310 --> 01:00:35,315
?? NEVER SAY NO TO A MAN ????
802
01:00:36,316 --> 01:00:38,818
MMM.
803
01:00:38,818 --> 01:00:41,321
YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
EMILY?
804
01:00:41,321 --> 01:00:44,824
YOUR HANDS ARE
AS SOFT AS THE BOTTOM
OF A BABY DUCK.
805
01:00:45,325 --> 01:00:50,330
REALLY? YOU GO AROUND
FEELING DUCK BOTTOMS MUCH?
[ Laughs ]
806
01:00:50,330 --> 01:00:52,332
THIS SURE IS SWELL
OF YOU, EMILY.
807
01:00:52,332 --> 01:00:54,834
BUT I WISH WE COULD
HAVE WALKED AROUND
THE MIDWAY MORE,
808
01:00:54,834 --> 01:00:57,337
YOU KNOW, SEEING
THE FAIR TOGETHER.
809
01:00:57,837 --> 01:01:01,841
DARLING, IF ANYBODY EVER ASKS
YOU, "DID YOUR DEAR FRIEND
EMILY EVER SEE A STATE FAIR?"
810
01:01:01,841 --> 01:01:07,347
YOU TELL 'EM,
"MY DEAR FRIEND EMILY SURE
HAS SEEN A LOT OF STATE FAIRS."
811
01:01:10,266 --> 01:01:15,271
I'M SORRY, EMILY.
DON'T BE. WE WERE RUNNING OUT
OF LINIMENT ANYWAY.
812
01:01:15,271 --> 01:01:18,274
YOU KNOW, I FEEL WONDERFUL.
I-I THINK IT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE SO WONDERFUL, EMILY.
813
01:01:18,775 --> 01:01:20,777
YOU'RE THE MOST
EXCITING GIRL
I'VE EVER KNOWN.
814
01:01:20,777 --> 01:01:23,780
I MEAN IT.
THERE WAS NEVER ANYBODY
IN BANNING LIKE YOU.
815
01:01:25,782 --> 01:01:29,285
DARLING, ARE YOU SURE THAT
THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE
FOR YOU TO BE?
816
01:01:29,285 --> 01:01:34,290
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THAT I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
817
01:01:34,290 --> 01:01:37,293
IN THIS ROOM?
NO.
818
01:01:37,293 --> 01:01:40,296
THE NUMBER'S DIFFERENT,
BUT I'VE BEEN HERE.
819
01:01:41,798 --> 01:01:43,800
DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE--
820
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,803
UH, YOU'RE A-A BAD GIRL?
821
01:01:46,803 --> 01:01:50,306
NO. BUT I WOULDN'T WANT
TO RUN A GALLUP POLL ON IT.
822
01:01:50,306 --> 01:01:55,311
THE POINT IS,
YOU BETTER KNOW THE RULES.
RULES?
823
01:01:55,311 --> 01:01:59,816
SHOW BUSINESS--
ALWAYS LEAVE 'EM LAUGHING.
NOTHING SERIOUS.
824
01:02:01,818 --> 01:02:05,321
IF THAT'S THE WAY
YOU WANT THINGS.
HONEY, THAT'S NOT WHATIWANT.
825
01:02:05,321 --> 01:02:10,827
WE'VE GOT A VERY STRONG UNION,
DARLING, AND THEY FINE US
IF IT GETS SERIOUS, DIG?
826
01:02:10,827 --> 01:02:13,830
I UNDERSTAND, EMILY.
I HOPE SO.
827
01:02:17,834 --> 01:02:21,838
NOW, THIS TIME DON'T TELL ME
YOU FORGOT TO DUCK.
828
01:02:34,517 --> 01:02:38,020
?? NIGHTTIME
WAS MORNING ??
829
01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:42,525
?? AND MORNING
WAS NOON ??
830
01:02:42,525 --> 01:02:47,029
?? NOW THAT YOU'VE
TOUCHED ME ??
831
01:02:47,029 --> 01:02:53,035
?? THERE'S NO TIME
TOO SOON ??
832
01:02:55,037 --> 01:03:00,543
?? WILLING
AND EAGER ??
833
01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:05,047
?? AS YOU ARE
FOR ME ??
834
01:03:06,048 --> 01:03:11,053
?? HUNGRY
AND THIRSTY ??
835
01:03:11,053 --> 01:03:16,058
?? AND NEAR
AS CAN BE ??
836
01:03:16,559 --> 01:03:21,063
?
?? ANXIOUS
AND REACHING ?
837
01:03:21,063 --> 01:03:27,069
?? AND GLAD
TO BE FOUND ??
838
01:03:27,570 --> 01:03:31,073
?? HERE I AM ??
839
01:03:34,076 --> 01:03:37,997
?
?? LOOK AROUND ?
840
01:03:37,997 --> 01:03:43,503
?? WILLING
AND EAGER ??
841
01:03:43,503 --> 01:03:46,005
?? AND HAPPY ??
842
01:03:46,506 --> 01:03:50,009
?? TO BE ??
843
01:03:50,009 --> 01:03:53,012
?? HALF ??
844
01:03:53,012 --> 01:03:56,015
?? OF YOU ??
845
01:03:56,015 --> 01:04:01,521
?? AND ME ??
846
01:04:01,521 --> 01:04:05,024
OH, PLEASE, DARLING.
LET'S COUNT TO 10...
847
01:04:05,024 --> 01:04:08,528
OR FIVE AT LEAST.
848
01:04:08,528 --> 01:04:13,032
?? WILLING
AND EAGER ??
849
01:04:13,533 --> 01:04:19,038
?? AS YOU ARE
FOR ME ??
850
01:04:19,038 --> 01:04:24,043
?? HUNGRY
AND THIRSTY ??
851
01:04:24,043 --> 01:04:29,549
?? AND NEAR
AS CAN BE ??
852
01:04:29,549 --> 01:04:34,554
?? ANXIOUS
AND REACHING ??
853
01:04:34,554 --> 01:04:39,976
?? AND GLAD
TO BE FOUND ??
854
01:04:39,976 --> 01:04:45,982
?? HERE I AM ??
855
01:04:45,982 --> 01:04:50,987
?? LOOK AROUND ??
856
01:04:51,487 --> 01:04:55,992
[ Together ]
?? WILLING
AND EAGER ??
857
01:04:56,492 --> 01:04:58,995
?? AND HAPPY ??
858
01:04:58,995 --> 01:05:02,498
?? TO BE ??
859
01:05:02,999 --> 01:05:08,504
?? HALF OF YOU ??
860
01:05:08,504 --> 01:05:13,509
?? AND ME ????
861
01:05:15,511 --> 01:05:17,513
[ Big Tex ]
IT'S FUN.
862
01:05:17,513 --> 01:05:23,269
DON'T MISS THE GREATEST
STATE FAIR OF ALL.
863
01:05:23,269 --> 01:05:28,274
[ Crowd Chattering ]
864
01:05:28,274 --> 01:05:32,578
WELL, HERE WE GO. MILES
AND MILES OF JAMS AND JELLIES,
CAKES AND PIES AND PICKLES...
865
01:05:32,578 --> 01:05:35,581
AND ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
TO WOO THE INNER MAN,
AND ALL IN OPEN COMPETITION.
866
01:05:36,082 --> 01:05:39,585
YES, SIR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THESE ARE THE OLYMPIC GAMES,
POT AND PAN DIVISION.
867
01:05:39,585 --> 01:05:42,588
RIGHT NOW, THE JUDGES
ARE WINDING UP IN PICKLES.
868
01:05:42,588 --> 01:05:46,092
STAY TUNED FOR,
UH, MINCEMEAT,
COMIN' UP NEXT.
869
01:05:46,092 --> 01:05:50,096
OH, I'M SO NERVOUS.
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I'LL ENTER ANYTHING.
870
01:05:50,096 --> 01:05:53,599
IT JUST ISN'T WORTH IT.
YOU SAY THAT
EVERY YEAR.
871
01:05:53,599 --> 01:05:55,468
LOOK, MOM,
THE BELCO PEOPLE.
872
01:05:58,971 --> 01:06:03,225
HOW'S IT LOOK, SAM?
PRETTY GOOD. WE JUST SCORED
A CLEAN SWEEP IN OLIVES.
873
01:06:03,225 --> 01:06:07,363
I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR,
MOTHER. THOSE BIG COMPANIES
HAVE ALL THE ADVANTAGE.
874
01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:11,651
AND BEFORE WE GET TO MINCEMEAT,
HERE'S A WORD ABOUT SUNBURST
SHAMPOO. CARL, IT'S ALL YOURS.
875
01:06:11,651 --> 01:06:14,153
THANK YOU, JERRY.
HEY, MR. BURDICK,
WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT?
876
01:06:14,153 --> 01:06:15,988
LITTLE SWITCH
IN PLANS.
IS ANYTHING WRONG?
877
01:06:15,988 --> 01:06:18,457
OH, NO. YOU'RE DOIN' A FINE JOB.
878
01:06:18,457 --> 01:06:20,459
IN FACT, WE WANT YOU
TO COVER THE AUTO RACES.
AUTO RACES?
879
01:06:20,459 --> 01:06:23,412
YOU THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE IT?
I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING.
880
01:06:23,412 --> 01:06:27,416
WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE'RE FEEDING YOUR COVERAGE
CLOSED-CIRCUIT TO CHICAGO.
881
01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:29,919
YOU'RE KIDDIN'?
NOW, JUST DO A GOOD JOB, SON.
882
01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:33,923
I'VE GOT CONFIDENCE
IN YOU-- ALMOST AS MUCH
AS YOU'VE GOT IN YOURSELF.
883
01:06:35,925 --> 01:06:40,563
OH, DEAR. THERE'S
THAT MR. HIPPLEWAITE
FROM LAST YEAR'S PICKLES.
884
01:06:43,432 --> 01:06:49,822
- HE'S BEGINNING TOBEA PICKLE.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY
I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
885
01:06:49,822 --> 01:06:53,192
WE ARE NOW READY
FOR THE FINALS
IN MINCEMEAT.
886
01:06:53,192 --> 01:06:56,162
[ Spritzing ]
887
01:06:56,162 --> 01:06:58,664
ANY CHANCE OF MY DUCKIN'
SQUASH NEXT YEAR?
888
01:06:58,664 --> 01:07:01,167
THERE SHOULD BE
AN OPENIN' FOR YOU
IN JELLIES.
889
01:07:01,167 --> 01:07:04,670
[ Spritzes ]
WILSON JUST DOESN'T HAVE
THE BUDS FOR IT ANYMORE.
890
01:07:04,670 --> 01:07:07,673
[ Chattering Fades ]
891
01:07:24,190 --> 01:07:26,192
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
892
01:08:14,073 --> 01:08:18,077
[ No Audible
Gulping ]
893
01:08:27,086 --> 01:08:29,288
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I DON'T KNOW.
894
01:08:31,006 --> 01:08:34,009
THAT LITTLE GUY
LOOKS LIKE HE GOT
SOME KINDA NERVOUS TIC.
895
01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:09,578
[ Crowd Chattering Softly ]
896
01:09:09,578 --> 01:09:12,498
MMM?
[ Chattering Continues ]
897
01:09:12,498 --> 01:09:15,751
[ Murmuring ]
898
01:09:18,921 --> 01:09:21,841
[ Murmuring Continues ]
899
01:09:26,846 --> 01:09:30,850
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
NOW FOR THE MINCEMEAT RESULTS.
900
01:09:31,851 --> 01:09:34,854
PARDON ME, JUST A MOMENT.
WHAT ABOUT THE PLAQUE?
901
01:09:34,854 --> 01:09:38,357
[ Murmurs ]
BY ALL MEANS.
902
01:09:39,859 --> 01:09:42,111
- YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
- [ Chattering Continues ]
903
01:09:42,611 --> 01:09:46,115
SILENCE.
QUIET!
904
01:09:46,115 --> 01:09:52,121
[ Chattering Fades ]
AS YOU KNOW,
WE OCCASIONALLY GIVE A PLAQUE...
905
01:09:52,121 --> 01:09:57,459
FOR DISTINGUISHED ACHIEVEMENT.
[ Applauding ]
906
01:09:57,459 --> 01:10:02,882
[ Applause Fades ]
THIS PLAQUE IS GIVEN
IN CERTAIN "CARE CASES"--
907
01:10:03,382 --> 01:10:05,885
"RARE RACES."
908
01:10:05,885 --> 01:10:11,390
IT WAS "UMANISLY"--
"UNANISLY-MUH-LY"...
909
01:10:11,390 --> 01:10:14,393
VOTED AT THIS YEAR'S FAIR...
910
01:10:14,393 --> 01:10:19,698
TO THE TANGIEST MINCEMEAT
THE JUDGES HAVE EVER TASTED.
911
01:10:20,199 --> 01:10:24,286
THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S
FIRST PRIZE AND
THE SPECIAL PLAQUE...
912
01:10:24,286 --> 01:10:28,958
IS MRS. MELISSA "FRAN"
OF "BAKING"--
913
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:32,628
MAKING-- BRANNING-- BRINK--
MRS.-- THIS LADY HERE.
914
01:10:32,628 --> 01:10:35,047
[ Applause ]
[ Sighs ]
915
01:10:35,047 --> 01:10:37,049
I THINK I'M GONNA CRY.
I HONESTLY DO.
916
01:10:39,301 --> 01:10:41,637
CONGRATULATIONS, MRS. FRAKE,
AND A GREAT BIG HANDSHAKE...
917
01:10:41,637 --> 01:10:43,639
FROM THE MAKERS
OF SUNBURST SHAMPOO.
OH, THANK YOU.
918
01:10:43,639 --> 01:10:45,641
MAY I HAVE THE PLAQUE?
THANK YOU. HERE YOU GO.
919
01:10:45,641 --> 01:10:49,645
NOW, COULD YOU TELL US A WORD
OR TWO ABOUT YOUR RECIPE?
OH, IT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S.
920
01:10:49,645 --> 01:10:53,649
WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
WAS HER SECRET?
SHE BELIEVED IN PLENTY OF LEMON.
921
01:10:54,149 --> 01:10:58,654
PLENTY OF LEMON. WONDERFUL.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MRS. FRAKE.
OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
922
01:10:58,654 --> 01:11:02,157
AND NOW WE'LL GET A RUNDOWN FROM
OUR JUDGES. MR. HIPPLEWAITE,
JUST A WORD, PLEASE.
923
01:11:02,157 --> 01:11:04,159
I'D BE HAPPY TO,
YOUNG MAN.
924
01:11:04,159 --> 01:11:09,164
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN--
[ Burps ]
YES. THANK YOU, MR. HIPPLEWAITE.
925
01:11:09,164 --> 01:11:13,168
IF YOU'LL FOLLOW US THIS WAY,
WE HAVE A WONDERFUL SELECTION
OF DRIED FIG NEWTONS--
926
01:11:16,171 --> 01:11:19,675
[ Big Tex ]
YOU WILL LOVE EVERY MINUTE.
927
01:11:19,675 --> 01:11:24,179
I NEVER KNEW WHAT A STRAIN
IT WAS TO FINALLY GET SOMETHING
YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
928
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,683
HOW ABOUT AN ICE-CREAM SODA
TO CELEBRATE?
I DON'T THINK SO, DEAR.
929
01:11:27,683 --> 01:11:32,104
I'M WORN OUT. I'M GOING BACK
TO THE TRAILER AND LIE DOWN.
YOU RUN ALONG AND HAVE FUN.
930
01:11:32,104 --> 01:11:34,106
ALL RIGHT, MOTHER.
SEE YOU AT 7:00.
OKAY, DARLING.
931
01:11:34,106 --> 01:11:36,108
GET A GOOD REST.
I WILL.
932
01:11:39,611 --> 01:11:43,983
- JERRY.
- I'VE JUST ENOUGH TIME
FOR A MIDDLE COMMERCIAL.
933
01:11:43,983 --> 01:11:46,485
HOW ARE YA? I GOTTA GO
IN A MINUTE, 'CAUSE I'M
DUE BACK IN LIVESTOCK.
934
01:11:46,986 --> 01:11:48,988
ABOUT TONIGHT, THIS TRAILER
OR WHATEVER IT IS--
935
01:11:48,988 --> 01:11:50,990
ARE YOUR FOLKS
GONNA BE HOME?
YES. WHY?
936
01:11:51,490 --> 01:11:55,494
WELL, NOTHIN'. I JUST THOUGHT
I MIGHT FIND A QUIET PLACE
AND SQUEEZE IN A LITTLE CHESS.
937
01:11:55,494 --> 01:12:00,499
DADDY DOESN'T LIKE CHESS.
HE'D RATHER I PLAYED
OUTDOOR GAMES.
938
01:12:00,499 --> 01:12:03,502
UH-HUH. WELL, UH,
ANYTHING FOR DADDY.
939
01:12:04,503 --> 01:12:06,638
I'LL SEE YOU
AT 8:00.
940
01:12:12,394 --> 01:12:15,597
???? [ Piano:
Soft-shoe ]
941
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,402
[ Whistle Blows ]
942
01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:22,104
???? [ Piano Stops ]
ALL IDS.
TAKE 10.
943
01:12:22,104 --> 01:12:25,607
[ Chattering ]
944
01:12:40,339 --> 01:12:42,841
WHO'S THE COMPETITION?
A FARMER,
AND I QUOTE.
945
01:12:42,841 --> 01:12:45,844
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO AN ENCORE?
HE IS.
I DID THE APPLAUDING.
946
01:12:46,345 --> 01:12:48,630
HE'S A NICE GUY, JIM--
A VERY NICE GUY.
947
01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:56,939
[ Engine Stops ]
948
01:13:04,530 --> 01:13:08,283
TOOK ME ALL MORNING.
THE "Y" IS A LITTLE COCKEYED,
BUT I WANTED TO DO IT MYSELF.
949
01:13:08,283 --> 01:13:10,869
DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE
TO TOUCH IT.
950
01:13:11,370 --> 01:13:14,873
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL,
DARLING.
951
01:13:14,873 --> 01:13:19,378
I GOT THE IDEA FROMDAWN PATROL.
IT WAS ON TV, AND THE PILOT
PUT THE NAME ON THE COWLING.
952
01:13:19,378 --> 01:13:22,381
JUST BEFORE THEY WERE
SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES.
[ Both Laugh ]
953
01:13:22,881 --> 01:13:26,385
DON'T YOU WORRY. WITH THAT
LITTLE OLD NAME THERE,
I'M BOUND TO COME OUT FINE.
954
01:13:26,385 --> 01:13:29,388
I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE TRACK.
SEE YOU AFTER THE SHOW.
WAIT A MINUTE.
955
01:13:29,388 --> 01:13:33,225
YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN OUR GROUND
RULES? THIS IS JUST A SPLIT WEEK
IN DALLAS. NO OPTIONS.
956
01:13:33,225 --> 01:13:36,145
SURE, SURE.
IT'S NOTHIN' SERIOUS.
957
01:13:37,146 --> 01:13:39,014
WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE
"EMILY," DON'T WE?
958
01:13:48,657 --> 01:13:53,078
YES, SUPPOSE WE DO HAVE
TO CELEBRATE "EMEngine Idlin
g, Revs ]
959
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,002
[ Tires Squeal ]
960
01:14:03,005 --> 01:14:05,507
ISN'T IT TIME FOR YOU
TO BE GOING TO BED?
961
01:14:06,008 --> 01:14:08,460
I THOUGHT I MIGHT
WAIT UP FOR THE KIDS.
962
01:14:08,961 --> 01:14:12,464
THINKING OF THAT OLD SLAB
OF BACON, AREN'T YOU?
HMM. I SUPPOSE SO.
963
01:14:14,466 --> 01:14:19,471
MOST PEOPLE WANT
ONE THING OR ANOTHER--
EVEN IF IT'S FOOLISH--
964
01:14:19,471 --> 01:14:22,474
AND THIS IS
THE TIME FOR ME.
965
01:14:22,474 --> 01:14:24,977
OH, THERE'LL BE
OTHER FAIRS,
966
01:14:25,477 --> 01:14:28,480
BUT I'LL NEVER HAVE
ANOTHER BLUEBOY.
967
01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:32,484
IT'S AS IF THE LORD SAID,
"THIS IS IT, ABEL.
968
01:14:32,985 --> 01:14:36,488
YOU'VE GOT BLUEBOY
AT HIS PEAK."
969
01:14:36,488 --> 01:14:40,492
AND DARNED IF I DON'T
THINK SO, MELISSA.
970
01:14:40,492 --> 01:14:45,998
IT ONLY HAPPENS
ONCE TO A PERSON.
LIKE LINDBERGH.
971
01:14:45,998 --> 01:14:51,003
HE HAD ONLY ONE CHANCE
THAT NIGHT HE TOOK OFF.
972
01:14:51,003 --> 01:14:56,008
THAT WAS THE TIME,
RIGHT THEN,
973
01:14:56,008 --> 01:14:58,010
THAT EXACT VERY HOUR.
974
01:14:58,510 --> 01:15:02,014
I'M SURE GLAD HE DIDN'T TRY
TO GET BLUEBOY OFF THE GROUND.
HMM.
975
01:15:03,515 --> 01:15:09,021
AH, YOU WAIT AND SEE.
IT'S GONNA BE THAT WAY HERE.
976
01:15:09,021 --> 01:15:15,027
IT'S THIS FAIR.
NO OTHER FAIR. THIS ONE.
977
01:15:15,027 --> 01:15:18,030
NOW OR NEVER.
978
01:15:18,030 --> 01:15:21,783
YOU BETTER GO TO BED, HONEY.
I'LL STAY A SPELL FOR MARGY.
979
01:15:21,783 --> 01:15:25,787
SHE SEEMS SO AT LOOSE ENDS.
I HOPE SHE FINDS SOME WAY
TO AMUSE HERSELF.
980
01:15:25,787 --> 01:15:27,923
GOOD NIGHT,
DARLIN'.
GOOD NIGHT.
981
01:15:27,923 --> 01:15:31,927
???? [ Waltz ]
[ Chorus ] ?? IT'S A GRAND NIGHT
FOR SINGING ??
982
01:15:32,427 --> 01:15:35,931
[ Man ]
?? THE MOON
IS FLYIN' HIGH ??
983
01:15:36,431 --> 01:15:39,935
?? AND SOMEWHERE A BIRD
WHO IS BOUND HE'LL BE HEARD ??
984
01:15:39,935 --> 01:15:43,438
?? IS THROWING HIS HEART
AT THE SKY ??
985
01:15:43,438 --> 01:15:47,609
[ Jerry ]
?? IT'S A GRAND NIGHT
FOR SINGING ??
986
01:15:47,609 --> 01:15:51,813
?? THE STARS
ARE BRIGHT ABOVE ??
987
01:15:51,813 --> 01:15:55,784
[ Together ]
?? THE EARTH IS AGLOW
AND TO ADD TO THE SHOW ??
988
01:15:55,784 --> 01:16:00,289
??
?? I THINK I AM FALLING IN LOVE
989
01:16:00,289 --> 01:16:06,461
?? FALLING, FALLING IN LOVE ??
?? FALLING, FALLING ??
990
01:16:07,796 --> 01:16:11,800
[ Together ]
?? MAYBE IT'S MORE
THAN THE MOON ??
991
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:15,804
[ Jerry ]
?? MAYBE IT'S MORE
THAN THE BIRDS ??
992
01:16:15,804 --> 01:16:19,308
?? MAYBE IT'S MORE
THAN THE SIGHT OF THE NIGHT ??
993
01:16:19,308 --> 01:16:23,095
?? IN A LIGHT
TOO LOVELY FOR WORDS ??
994
01:16:23,095 --> 01:16:27,316
?? MAYBE IT'S MORE
THAN THE EARTH ??
995
01:16:27,316 --> 01:16:31,019
?? SHINY AND SILVERY BLUE ??
996
01:16:31,019 --> 01:16:35,407
?? MAYBE THE REASON
I'M FEELIN' THIS WAY ??
997
01:16:35,407 --> 01:16:38,410
??
?? HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU
998
01:16:38,410 --> 01:16:42,831
[ Together ]
?? IT'S A GRAND NIGHT
FOR SINGING ??
999
01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:46,835
?? THE MOON
IS FLYING HIGH ??
1000
01:16:47,336 --> 01:16:50,839
?? AND SOMEWHERE A BIRD
WHO IS BOUND HE'LL BE HEARD ??
1001
01:16:50,839 --> 01:16:54,343
?? IS THROWING HIS HEART
AT THE SKY ??
1002
01:16:54,843 --> 01:16:58,847
?? IT'S A GRAND NIGHT
FOR SINGING ??
1003
01:16:58,847 --> 01:17:02,851
?? THE STARS
ARE BRIGHT ABOVE ??
1004
01:17:02,851 --> 01:17:06,855
?? THE EARTH IS AGLOW
AND TO ADD TO THE SHOW ??
1005
01:17:06,855 --> 01:17:10,859
??
?? I THINK I AM FALLING IN LOVE
1006
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:14,363
?? FALLING, FALLING ??
1007
01:17:14,863 --> 01:17:17,866
?? IN LOVE ????
1008
01:17:19,368 --> 01:17:24,573
???? [ Both Scatting ]
1009
01:17:26,074 --> 01:17:29,077
?? IT'S A GRAND NIGHT-- ??
1010
01:17:30,078 --> 01:17:33,582
?? MMM ????
EMILY.
EMILY.
1011
01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:37,586
WAIT, EMILY.
REALLY. WAIT.
[ Giggling ]
1012
01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:40,589
LOOK, I'VE BEEN WAITIN'
ALL NIGHT FOR THIS.
1013
01:17:40,589 --> 01:17:42,591
TURN AROUND.
WHAT?
1014
01:17:42,591 --> 01:17:45,093
TURN AROUND.
TURN AROUND.
1015
01:17:45,093 --> 01:17:47,095
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
1016
01:17:47,596 --> 01:17:49,598
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
1017
01:17:58,273 --> 01:18:00,275
OKAY.
1018
01:18:06,281 --> 01:18:08,784
[ Quietly ]
OH.
1019
01:18:09,284 --> 01:18:12,287
OH, WAYNE.
DON'T YOU LIKE IT?
1020
01:18:12,287 --> 01:18:16,792
IT'S ALMOST A CARAT.
THE JEWELER SAID...
YOU COULD, UH--
1021
01:18:16,792 --> 01:18:20,178
YOU COULD SAY IT'S A CARAT
AND, UH, NOBODY WOULD KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE.
1022
01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:25,183
[ Sighs ]
WAYNE.
1023
01:18:26,685 --> 01:18:29,688
DEAR, CRAZY--
1024
01:18:33,892 --> 01:18:37,896
WAIT TILL YOU MEET
THE FOLKS. EMILY,
YOU'LL LOVE 'EM.
1025
01:18:37,896 --> 01:18:39,898
AND BANNING--
YOU'LL LIKE BANNING.
1026
01:18:39,898 --> 01:18:43,402
LISTEN, THERE'S THE--
THERE'S THE WEDNESDAY BRIDGE
CLUB, THE WOMEN'S CLUB.
1027
01:18:43,402 --> 01:18:47,572
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE UP YOUR
SINGING. MOTHER PLAYS THE PIANO.
[ Laughing ] OH.
1028
01:18:47,572 --> 01:18:52,878
OH, EMILY, YOU'RE
THE MOST EXCITING GIRL
I'VE EVER KNOWN.
1029
01:18:56,381 --> 01:18:59,885
[ Giggling ]
1030
01:19:01,386 --> 01:19:04,389
THIS IS THE MOST
WONDERFUL NIGHT
OF MY LIFE.
1031
01:19:04,389 --> 01:19:07,592
DON'T YOU SPOIL IT
WITH A LOT OF WORDS.
1032
01:19:08,593 --> 01:19:11,096
I DIDN'T SAY
A THING, DARLING.
1033
01:19:12,597 --> 01:19:15,100
[ Sobs ]
1034
01:19:18,603 --> 01:19:20,605
[ Sighs ]
OH.
1035
01:19:26,611 --> 01:19:29,614
WHEN THE FAIR'S OVER,
YOU'LL GO OFF SOMEPLACE--
1036
01:19:29,614 --> 01:19:32,117
TO EGYPT OR
ONE OF THOSE COUNTRIES.
1037
01:19:32,117 --> 01:19:34,119
THEN WHERE WOULD I BE?
1038
01:19:34,619 --> 01:19:37,622
WITH ME.
WHEREVER I GO, YOU GO.
1039
01:19:37,622 --> 01:19:42,127
I DON'T EVEN HAVE
THE RIGHT DRESS FOR EGYPT.
WELL, DON'T YOU BOTHER ABOUT IT.
1040
01:19:42,627 --> 01:19:46,131
JUST, UH,
DON'T BOTHER ABOUT IT.
1041
01:19:48,350 --> 01:19:50,852
PLEASE, JERRY.
WELL, WHY NOT?
1042
01:19:50,852 --> 01:19:55,357
IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO HARRY.
LOOK, CAN WE DROP HARRY...
RIGHT ON HIS PINK SKULL?
1043
01:19:55,357 --> 01:19:57,859
DON'T GET ANGRY.
IT'S NOT JUST HARRY.
1044
01:19:57,859 --> 01:20:00,862
WHAT WE'RE DOING--
YOU KNOW IT'LL
LEAD TO SOMETHING.
1045
01:20:00,862 --> 01:20:03,148
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO.
IT WILL.
YOU KNOW IT.
1046
01:20:03,148 --> 01:20:08,487
BESIDES, IT MAY BE DIFFERENT
FOR YOU. FOR A GIRL,
THERE'S ONLY ONE TIME.
1047
01:20:08,487 --> 01:20:12,491
WELL, ONE TIME IN 18 YEARS--
THAT'S NOT SUCH A BAD RECORD
AT ALL, BABY.
1048
01:20:12,491 --> 01:20:14,743
PLEASE DON'T JOKE.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1049
01:20:14,743 --> 01:20:19,130
I GUESS YOU THINK
I'M SOME KIND OF AN ANGEL.
WELL, I'M NOT.
1050
01:20:19,130 --> 01:20:22,133
I'VE GOT FEELINGS
PEOPLE IN BANNING
DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT.
1051
01:20:22,634 --> 01:20:25,253
IT'S JUST--
I KNOW.
YOU'RE NO ANGEL.
1052
01:20:25,253 --> 01:20:30,759
?? THIS ISN'T HEAVEN
WHO NEEDS IT ??
1053
01:20:30,759 --> 01:20:34,262
?? THIS IS THE EARTH
AND YOU ??
1054
01:20:35,263 --> 01:20:40,769
?? YOU'RE NOT AN ANGEL
WHO WANTS ONE ??
1055
01:20:41,269 --> 01:20:45,073
?? YOU IN THE FLESH WILL DO ??
1056
01:20:45,073 --> 01:20:49,911
?? YOU'RE SO REAL
I'M REELIN' ??
1057
01:20:50,912 --> 01:20:54,916
?? WHO CALLED YOU DIVINE ??
1058
01:20:55,917 --> 01:21:00,422
?? WATCH ME WALK
ACROSS THE CEILIN' ??
1059
01:21:00,422 --> 01:21:04,926
?? SHOUTIN', YOU'RE MINE
YOU'RE MINE ??
1060
01:21:05,927 --> 01:21:10,932
?? THIS ISN'T HEAVEN
SO WHAT ??
1061
01:21:10,932 --> 01:21:15,437
?? YOU'RE NOT AN ANGEL
NO, YOU'RE NOT ??
1062
01:21:15,437 --> 01:21:20,442
?? YOU'RE MINE
YOU'RE MINE ??
1063
01:21:20,442 --> 01:21:24,446
?? YOU'RE MINE ??
1064
01:21:24,446 --> 01:21:27,649
DOES THAT MEAN YOU LOVE ME?
WHAT'D IT SOUND LIKE,
A HOEDOWN?
1065
01:21:27,649 --> 01:21:31,036
ANSWER
IMPORTANT TO ME.
1066
01:21:31,036 --> 01:21:36,041
?? YOU'RE SO REAL
I'M REELIN' ??
1067
01:21:36,041 --> 01:21:40,045
?? WHO CALLED YOU DIVINE ??
1068
01:21:41,046 --> 01:21:46,051
?? WATCH ME WALK
ACROSS THE CEILIN' ??
1069
01:21:46,051 --> 01:21:49,554
?? SHOUTIN'
YOU'RE MINE ??
1070
01:21:49,554 --> 01:21:55,060
?? YOU'RE MINE ??
1071
01:22:00,065 --> 01:22:02,567
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
1072
01:22:04,069 --> 01:22:07,072
THEN I DON'T CARE
WHAT HAPPENS.
1073
01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:17,582
I KNOW
YOU WOULDN'T LIE,
1074
01:22:17,582 --> 01:22:19,584
SO I DON'T CARE.
1075
01:22:19,584 --> 01:22:21,586
I DON'T.
1076
01:22:23,088 --> 01:22:24,589
UM--
1077
01:22:25,090 --> 01:22:27,008
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1078
01:22:27,008 --> 01:22:29,678
LOOK, CAN WE--
CAN WE BOOK THIS
FOR ANOTHER TIME, HUH?
1079
01:22:30,178 --> 01:22:31,930
WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER
TOMORROW NIGHT?
1080
01:22:31,930 --> 01:22:36,217
YEAH. YEAH, I'LL, UH,
BE IN FRONT OF BIG TEX.
BUT, UH-- BUT--
1081
01:22:36,217 --> 01:22:39,721
GO AHEAD HOME, WILL YA?
JUST... GO AHEAD HOME.
1082
01:22:49,230 --> 01:22:51,733
I COULD NEVER
MARRY HARRY.
1083
01:22:51,733 --> 01:22:54,035
HOW COULD I,
WHEN I LOVEYOUSO MUCH?
GOOD NIGHT!
1084
01:23:03,044 --> 01:23:08,049
?? THIS ISN'T HEAVEN
SO WHAT ??
1085
01:23:08,550 --> 01:23:14,055
?? YOU'RE NOT AN ANGEL
NO, YOU'RE NOT ??
1086
01:23:15,056 --> 01:23:18,560
?? YOU'RE M-- ????
1087
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:22,564
???? [ Continues ]
1088
01:23:31,573 --> 01:23:35,577
???? [ Ends ]
1089
01:23:38,190 --> 01:23:41,777
ATTENTION, PLEASE.
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
1090
01:23:42,278 --> 01:23:46,582
NEXT EVENT-- JUDGING
FOR GRAND CHAMPION,
HAMPSHIRE BOARS.
1091
01:23:46,582 --> 01:23:49,418
[ Both Grunting ]
1092
01:23:49,418 --> 01:23:52,871
WILL CONTESTANTS
PLEASE GET THEIR PIGS
READY FOR THE DRIVE?
1093
01:23:52,871 --> 01:23:56,842
HEY, DAD, HE LOOKS GOOD,
LIKE A CHAMPION SHOULD.
HE SURE DOES.
1094
01:23:56,842 --> 01:24:00,346
HONEY, YOU ALL RIGHT?
HOW'S BLUEBOY? HOW DO YOU FEEL?
CAN I DO SOMETHING--
1095
01:24:00,346 --> 01:24:03,349
PLEASE, MELISSA!
HE'S READY TO GO.
WILL THE JUNIOR CHAMPION--
1096
01:24:03,349 --> 01:24:06,352
HURRY UP AND
STOP WORRYING, MELISSA.
I'M NOT WORRIED.
1097
01:24:06,352 --> 01:24:11,857
AFTER ALL, BLUEBOY IS A FRAKE.
COME ON, MOM.
GOOD LUCK, DAD.
1098
01:24:13,225 --> 01:24:16,028
WILL THE JUNIOR CHAMPION
PLEASE COME TO THE RING?
1099
01:24:19,732 --> 01:24:22,067
HERE'S THE JUNIOR CHAMPION--
1100
01:24:22,067 --> 01:24:25,704
THUNDERBOLT, NUMBER 184.
1101
01:24:25,704 --> 01:24:29,575
SHOWING FOR GRAND CHAMPION
HAMPSHIRE BOAR.
1102
01:24:29,575 --> 01:24:32,077
OWNER, TRI-STATE FARMS.
1103
01:24:32,077 --> 01:24:34,997
[ Crowd Applauding ]
1104
01:24:43,505 --> 01:24:46,308
[ Grunting ]
1105
01:24:46,308 --> 01:24:48,560
[ Grunting Continues ]
LOOKS KINDA BIG,
DOESN'T HE?
1106
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:54,266
[ Grunting ]
1107
01:24:57,486 --> 01:25:00,939
NOW, REMEMBER, BABY,
DON'T RUB IT IN.
[ Grunting ]
1108
01:25:01,440 --> 01:25:04,443
JUST GIVE HIM THE LICKIN'
OF HIS LIFE...
1109
01:25:04,443 --> 01:25:07,663
AND THEN GIVE HIM
A KINDLY SMILE.
1110
01:25:07,663 --> 01:25:10,366
WILL THE SENIOR CHAMPION
PLEASE COME TO THE RING?
1111
01:25:10,366 --> 01:25:14,119
FEEDING TIME FOR ZSA ZSA.
GOOD LUCK, ABEL.
THANKS, GEORGE.
1112
01:25:17,456 --> 01:25:20,459
[ Grunts, Squeals Softly ]
1113
01:25:26,765 --> 01:25:29,268
[ Announcer ]
THE SENIOR CHAMPION--
1114
01:25:29,268 --> 01:25:32,771
BLUEBOY, NUMBER 510.
1115
01:25:33,272 --> 01:25:36,024
FINALIST FOR GRAND CHAMPION.
[ Loud Applause ]
1116
01:25:36,024 --> 01:25:39,194
[ Applause Continues ]
OWNER, MR. ABEL FRAKE.
1117
01:25:41,947 --> 01:25:48,320
[ Snuffling Rapidly ]
1118
01:25:52,324 --> 01:25:55,294
[ Snuffling Continues ]
1119
01:26:02,217 --> 01:26:04,586
[ Stops ]
1120
01:26:07,055 --> 01:26:11,760
[ Grunting Softly ]
1121
01:26:13,429 --> 01:26:15,597
[ Snuffling ]
1122
01:26:19,818 --> 01:26:22,321
-[ Audience Chuckling ]
- WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?
1123
01:26:22,321 --> 01:26:25,073
SHH.
POOR ABEL.
1124
01:26:25,073 --> 01:26:29,862
BLUEBOY, BABY. NOT HERE.
THIS IS THE FINALS!
1125
01:26:30,362 --> 01:26:33,081
THERE'S NOTHING TO FRET ABOUT.
YOU'RE SOUND AS A DOLLAR.
1126
01:26:33,081 --> 01:26:37,953
[ Judge ]
AS A MATTER OF CURIOSITY, UH,
IS THIS HIS NORMAL STANCE?
1127
01:26:37,953 --> 01:26:42,958
HE'S PLANNING, SIR. BLUEBOY
ALWAYS DOES A LITTLE PLANNING
BEFORE HE STANDS UP.
1128
01:26:42,958 --> 01:26:45,294
RIGHT, BLUEBOY?
[ Panting ]
1129
01:26:45,294 --> 01:26:49,715
BLUEBOY, BABY, YOU'RE
CARRYING AROUND THE MOST HOG
THERE EVER WAS IN THE WORLD.
1130
01:26:49,715 --> 01:26:53,018
STRUT YOUR STUFF.
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR.
1131
01:26:53,018 --> 01:26:55,771
WE'VE BEEN WAITING
A WHOLE YEAR FOR THIS.
1132
01:26:55,771 --> 01:26:59,641
[ Panting Continues ]
1133
01:27:01,143 --> 01:27:04,947
LOOK, YOU LEAD QUARTER,
I'M SICK AND TIRED
OF YOUR PSYCHE!
1134
01:27:04,947 --> 01:27:08,534
GET UP OFF YOUR HAMS!
GET UP!
1135
01:27:08,534 --> 01:27:10,819
[ Groans ]
1136
01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:14,289
[ Audience Laughing ]
1137
01:27:27,219 --> 01:27:30,889
[ Grunting ]
1138
01:27:30,889 --> 01:27:32,808
[ Grunts ]
1139
01:27:34,142 --> 01:27:39,515
[ Snuffling ]
1140
01:27:39,515 --> 01:27:43,018
[ Snuffling Continues ]
1141
01:27:46,271 --> 01:27:48,273
[ Stops ]
1142
01:27:48,273 --> 01:27:52,494
[ Grunting Softly ]
1143
01:27:52,494 --> 01:27:57,416
[ Grunting Continues ]
1144
01:28:09,344 --> 01:28:14,299
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
1145
01:28:14,299 --> 01:28:16,301
ATTENTION, PLEASE.
1146
01:28:16,301 --> 01:28:20,606
TURN TO PAGE 115
IN YOUR CATALOG.
1147
01:28:20,606 --> 01:28:24,560
I HAVE THE HONOR TO ANNOUNCE
THE GRAND CHAMPION
HAMPSHIRE BOAR.
1148
01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:29,448
- NUMBER 510, BLUEBOY--
-[ Applause ]
1149
01:28:29,448 --> 01:28:32,067
OWNER, ABEL FRAKE!
1150
01:28:34,953 --> 01:28:37,456
WILL MR. FRAKE PLEASE COME
TO THE JUDGES' STAND?
1151
01:28:37,456 --> 01:28:40,459
???? [ Marching Band ]
1152
01:28:40,459 --> 01:28:43,462
???? [ Continues ]
ATTABABY!
1153
01:28:54,172 --> 01:29:00,178
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
1154
01:29:09,521 --> 01:29:11,940
[ Man Announcing ]
GOOD AFTERNOON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
1155
01:29:11,940 --> 01:29:17,446
WELCOME TO THE FIFTH RUNNING
OF THE TEXAS STATE FAIR
ANNUAL GOLD CUP RACE.
1156
01:29:17,446 --> 01:29:22,334
GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. THIS IS JERRY DUNDEE
AT THE FAIRGROUNDS RACETRACK.
1157
01:29:22,334 --> 01:29:26,338
AS I LOOK AROUND, I CAN SEE THE
STANDS FILLING UP VERY RAPIDLY.
LOOKS LIKE A RECORD TURNOUT.
1158
01:29:26,338 --> 01:29:30,842
IN FACT, I CAN SEE AN AWFUL LOT
OF THE TOURING PROS ON HAND
THIS AFTERNOON FOR THIS ONE...
1159
01:29:30,842 --> 01:29:32,844
IN ADDITION TO A FEW
OF THE BETTER "FOR FUN" BOYS.
1160
01:29:32,844 --> 01:29:36,298
[ Engine Revving ]
1161
01:29:45,691 --> 01:29:48,193
THERE HE IS!
OH, YEAH.
COME ON.
1162
01:29:51,780 --> 01:29:54,282
I'M SORRY.
YOU STILL HERE?
1163
01:29:54,282 --> 01:29:57,786
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE ON YOUR WAY
TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN BY NOW.
1164
01:29:57,786 --> 01:29:59,788
I'LL BE ON THE TRACK, RED.
LOOK ME UP.
1165
01:29:59,788 --> 01:30:01,790
I'LL DO THAT.
1166
01:30:01,790 --> 01:30:05,293
GO EASY.
RED WAS AROUND WHEN
THE WHEEL WAS INVENTED.
1167
01:30:05,293 --> 01:30:08,296
IF HE WANTS TO PLAY,
I'LL BE AS TOUGH AS HE IS.
I DOUBT THAT.
1168
01:30:08,296 --> 01:30:10,799
HE HATES PEOPLE
FOR A LIVING.
1169
01:30:14,336 --> 01:30:16,838
[ Announcer ]
GOLD CUP ENTRIES
TO THE STARTIN' LINE.
1170
01:30:16,838 --> 01:30:22,260
ALL CARS, PLEASE TAKE
ASSIGNED POSITIONS.
1171
01:30:46,368 --> 01:30:49,371
WHAT'S THAT ON THE BACK
OF WAYNE'S CAR?
1172
01:30:49,371 --> 01:30:51,373
SOME KIND OF PRINTING.
1173
01:30:51,373 --> 01:30:53,258
LOOKS LIKE
"EARLY."
1174
01:30:55,510 --> 01:30:59,214
[ Margy ]
DADDY, IT DOESN'T SAY "EARLY."
IT SAYS "EMILY."
1175
01:30:59,214 --> 01:31:02,017
HE DOESN'T KNOW AN EMILY--
OR DIDN'T.
1176
01:31:02,017 --> 01:31:04,386
WONDER WHAT THE BOY'S
BEEN UP TO?
1177
01:31:04,386 --> 01:31:08,306
MAYBE HE'S NAMED IT
AFTER ONE OF THOSE
HURRICANES BACK EAST?
1178
01:31:08,306 --> 01:31:12,310
THAT'S RIGHT.
I THINK THERE WAS AN EMILY
LAST SEPTEMBER.
1179
01:31:12,310 --> 01:31:16,114
DON'T KID ME.
THERE'S AN EMILY THIS OCTOBER,
RIGHT HERE IN DALLAS.
1180
01:31:16,114 --> 01:31:19,735
EMILY'S THAT TRICKY CARBURETOR
HE'S BEEN TRYIN' TO FIX
ALL THIS WEEK.
1181
01:31:19,735 --> 01:31:23,071
SO WHAT?
WAYNE'S A SENSIBLE BOY.
1182
01:31:23,071 --> 01:31:26,875
ALL A SENSIBLE BOY NEEDS
IS TO BUMP INTO SOMEBODY
WITH THE RIGHT KIND OF TWITCH.
1183
01:31:26,875 --> 01:31:30,629
HE'LL THINK IT'S LOVE,
AND THAT'LL BE THE END
OF HIS BEING SENSIBLE.
1184
01:31:34,549 --> 01:31:36,501
THE CARS HAVE TAKEN
THEIR POSITION NOW,
1185
01:31:36,501 --> 01:31:39,721
AND THOSE WITH
THE FASTEST QUALIFYING TIMES
ARE IN THE BACKFIELD.
1186
01:31:39,721 --> 01:31:42,974
[ Engines Revving ]
1187
01:31:56,738 --> 01:32:00,075
I HATE THESE THINGS.
I JUST HATE 'EM.
1188
01:32:00,575 --> 01:32:04,579
THE BOY WANTS EXCITEMENT.
I WAS THAT WAY
WHEN I WAS HIS AGE.
1189
01:32:04,579 --> 01:32:09,084
HMM. WHEN YOU WERE HIS AGE,
AUTOMOBILES WENT
SIX MILES AN HOUR.
1190
01:32:13,588 --> 01:32:15,924
[ Tires Squealing ]
1191
01:32:41,950 --> 01:32:44,820
FRAKE IS MOVING UP,
WITH RED HOERTER
CHALLENGING ALL THE WAY.
1192
01:32:44,820 --> 01:32:47,823
THIS IS A REMATCH.
THESE BOYS HAD A MEAN GO
AT EACH OTHER LAST YEAR.
1193
01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:09,311
- [ Tires Squealing ]
- [ Women Screaming ]
1194
01:33:11,813 --> 01:33:13,982
[ Siren Wailing ]
1195
01:33:13,982 --> 01:33:18,103
[ Siren Continues ]
1196
01:33:18,103 --> 01:33:20,405
THE DRIVER SEEMS TO BE
ALL RIGHT EXCEPT FOR
WHAT THE PIT BOYS...
1197
01:33:20,405 --> 01:33:22,407
MIGHT CALL A LITTLE
BROKEN DIGNITY.
1198
01:33:31,333 --> 01:33:34,953
FRAKE HAS MOVED INTO THE LEAD,
AND HIS ARCHENEMY RED HOERTER
IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM.
1199
01:33:45,463 --> 01:33:48,633
HOERTER AND FRAKE ARE OPENING UP
OUT OF THE PACK NOW. HOLD IT.
1200
01:34:00,145 --> 01:34:02,948
THE YELLOW FLAG IS UP,
BUT IT'S TOO LATE
TO CATCH THE LEADERS.
1201
01:34:02,948 --> 01:34:04,699
THEY'VE ALREADY HIT
THE FAR CHUTE.
1202
01:34:26,004 --> 01:34:26,972
OH!
1203
01:34:39,067 --> 01:34:42,404
ECKHARDT IS NOW MOVING UP
TO HOERTER ON THE OUTSIDE.
THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR POSITION.
1204
01:34:47,409 --> 01:34:49,694
[ Bangs ]
1205
01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:59,421
[ Banging ]
1206
01:35:04,592 --> 01:35:06,511
THAT WAS A DELIBERATE
FORCE-OUT BY RED HOERTER.
1207
01:35:14,302 --> 01:35:17,222
[ Tires Squealing ]
1208
01:35:41,546 --> 01:35:45,467
IT'S TURNING INTO A TWO-MAN GO--
HOERTER IN THE LEAD AND FRAKE
RIDING HIGH ON THE OUTSIDE.
1209
01:35:50,638 --> 01:35:52,974
[ Cheers ]
1210
01:36:02,767 --> 01:36:06,237
WHAT? HE'S TRYING
TO SQUEEZE HOERTER OUT,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1211
01:36:06,237 --> 01:36:09,240
AND ECKHARDT IS TAKING ADVANTAGE
BY MOVING UP ON BOTH THOSE BOYS.
1212
01:36:24,873 --> 01:36:28,259
FRAKE IS FORCING HOERTER
UP TRACK NOW. IT DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE HE'S RIDING TO WIN.
1213
01:36:28,259 --> 01:36:30,712
[ Banging ]
1214
01:36:48,480 --> 01:36:50,031
-[ Audience Screams ]
- [ Screams ]
1215
01:36:52,817 --> 01:36:54,786
BOTH DRIVERS HAVE PLOWED
THROUGH THAT FENCE.
1216
01:36:55,286 --> 01:36:57,572
MAL ECKHARDT HAS HIT THE CHUTE
NOW IN THE NUMBER ONE POSITION!
1217
01:37:00,492 --> 01:37:04,712
[ Audience Cheering ]
1218
01:37:08,049 --> 01:37:10,552
NEVER STRIKE A LADY, RED.
1219
01:37:10,552 --> 01:37:14,839
AMAZING WHAT WE FARM BOYS
CAN DO WITH AN ERECTOR SET,
ISN'T IT?
1220
01:37:17,175 --> 01:37:19,677
[ Wayne ]
THANKS A LOT.
1221
01:37:19,677 --> 01:37:23,181
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT IS THAT GIRL.
1222
01:37:23,181 --> 01:37:25,683
AW, NOW, MAMA.
WELL, MARGY,
HE HAS A GIRL.
1223
01:37:25,683 --> 01:37:29,237
- WHY DOES HE HAVE TO GET
MIXED UP WITH TRASH?
-[ Abel ] STOP IT, MELISSA.
1224
01:37:30,572 --> 01:37:33,441
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
WHY SHOULD WAYNE BE
INTERESTED IN TRASH?
1225
01:37:33,441 --> 01:37:35,326
HE MIGHT NOT KNOW
SHE'S TRASH.
1226
01:37:35,326 --> 01:37:38,830
SHE MIGHT NOT EITHER.
COME ON NOW.
1227
01:37:51,759 --> 01:37:55,346
SO LONG, "EMILY."
[ Sobs ]
1228
01:37:58,683 --> 01:38:01,186
OH, THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, DARLING.
1229
01:38:01,186 --> 01:38:04,189
WE WERE SO WORRIED.
NICE GOING, SON.
1230
01:38:09,777 --> 01:38:11,779
EMILY?
1231
01:38:21,739 --> 01:38:23,741
EMILY!
1232
01:38:32,834 --> 01:38:35,336
CONGRATULATIONS, JERRY.
THAT NETWORK FEED PAID OFF.
1233
01:38:35,336 --> 01:38:38,223
WE GOT A "MUST COME"
ON TELETYPE.
A "MUST COME"? WHERE?
1234
01:38:38,223 --> 01:38:40,225
THEY WANT YOU TO DO
ALL THE BIG TEN GAMES
WITH MEL ALLEN.
1235
01:38:40,225 --> 01:38:42,227
YOU LEAVE TONIGHT.
TONIGHT?
1236
01:38:42,227 --> 01:38:45,230
THE 8:00 PLANE TO CHICAGO.
YOU TEE OFF WITH
THE MICHIGAN-NORTHWESTERN GAME.
1237
01:38:45,230 --> 01:38:47,065
NOT TONIGHT.
I GOTTA SEE A GIRL.
1238
01:38:47,065 --> 01:38:51,519
THIS IS A JUMP FROM TANK-TOWN
TUBE TO THE NETWORKS. YOU CAN'T
BLOW IT FOR LOCAL LAUGHS.
1239
01:38:51,519 --> 01:38:54,489
THAT'S THE TROUBLE.
SHE'S NOT LOCAL LAUGHS.
SEND HER A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.
1240
01:38:54,989 --> 01:38:57,492
I CAN'T EVEN SEND HER
A MESSAGE. SHE LIVES
IN A TRAILER TOWN.
1241
01:38:57,992 --> 01:38:59,994
I'VE GOT TO SEE HER.
THERE'S SOMETHIN'
I HAVE TO TELL HER.
1242
01:39:00,495 --> 01:39:01,996
I WANT HER TO KNOW
SHE'S NOT MISSING MUCH.
1243
01:39:02,497 --> 01:39:04,999
THAT GIRL WITH THE PINKING
SHEARS? I MADE THAT UP.
WHAT?
1244
01:39:04,999 --> 01:39:08,503
AND THE CASBAH?
I NEVER WAS TO THE CASBAH.
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE MOVIE.
1245
01:39:09,003 --> 01:39:12,507
LOOK, THIS IS YOUR ONE CHANCE.
YOU MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'.
1246
01:39:12,507 --> 01:39:15,510
WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
ARE YOU GOING OR NOT?
1247
01:39:17,011 --> 01:39:18,513
YEAH, I'M GOING.
GOOD BOY!
1248
01:39:18,513 --> 01:39:22,517
NOW, STAY AT IT.
YOU MAY AMOUNT TO SOMETHING.
THANKS.
1249
01:39:22,517 --> 01:39:25,520
?? THE EARTH IS AGLOW
AND TO ADD TO THE SHOW ??
1250
01:39:25,520 --> 01:39:29,023
??
?? I THINK I AM FALLING IN LOVE
1251
01:39:29,023 --> 01:39:31,025
?? FALLING,
FALLING-- ????
1252
01:39:31,025 --> 01:39:33,027
[ Whispering ]
ABEL, DID YOU
SPEAK TO HIM?
1253
01:39:33,027 --> 01:39:37,982
[ Whispering ]
OF COURSE. HE SAYS
HE'S THROUGH WITH RACING.
1254
01:39:38,483 --> 01:39:40,568
HE'S DONE
WHAT HE'S WANTED TO.
1255
01:39:41,069 --> 01:39:43,571
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
1256
01:39:43,571 --> 01:39:46,741
ABOUT WHAT HE WROTE
ON HIS CAR-- "EMILY."
1257
01:39:47,242 --> 01:39:51,045
HONEY, YOU'RE JUST
BUILDING SOMETHING UP.
THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
1258
01:39:51,045 --> 01:39:55,383
OH, I TOOK CARE OF THAT.
I LAID DOWN THE LAW--
ONE, TWO, THREE.
1259
01:39:55,383 --> 01:39:59,254
I SAID, "WAYNE,
YOU TAKE YOUR SISTER
AROUND THE FAIR TONIGHT."
1260
01:39:59,254 --> 01:40:02,557
THAT'S TELLIN' HIM.
1261
01:40:03,925 --> 01:40:06,928
HOW DO I LOOK?
OH, JUST BEAUTIFUL,
DARLING.
1262
01:40:06,928 --> 01:40:08,813
[ Paper Rustling ]
DADDY?
1263
01:40:08,813 --> 01:40:11,816
DADDY!
JUST A MINUTE.
JUST A MINUTE.
1264
01:40:11,816 --> 01:40:13,818
OH, HERE IT IS.
IT SAYS HERE,
1265
01:40:14,319 --> 01:40:18,823
"217,000 VISITORS ARE EXPECTED
ON THE LAST DAY OF THE FAIR."
1266
01:40:19,324 --> 01:40:22,827
WELL, I JUST WANT
YOU TO KNOW THAT
OUT OF THE 217,000,
1267
01:40:22,827 --> 01:40:25,697
YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST
GIRL I EVER SAW.
[ Laughing ]
1268
01:40:25,697 --> 01:40:28,666
COME ON, CANDY-EYES.
LET'S GO.
DON'T MAKE IT LATE NOW.
1269
01:40:29,167 --> 01:40:33,171
WE WANT TO GET AN EARLY
START IN THE MORNING.
BYE-BYE, DARLING. HAVE FUN.
1270
01:40:34,672 --> 01:40:37,675
[ Big Tex ]
HURRY! HURRY!
1271
01:40:37,675 --> 01:40:40,678
YOU'LL LOVE
EVERY MINUTE.
1272
01:40:40,678 --> 01:40:43,681
YOU'LL HAVE THE TIME...
1273
01:40:43,681 --> 01:40:47,135
OF YOUR LIFE!
1274
01:40:47,135 --> 01:40:50,054
HEY, LOOK, MARGE.
UH, IF I GIVE YOU A LITTLE LOOT,
1275
01:40:50,555 --> 01:40:52,557
WOULD YOU KIND OF TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF TONIGHT?
1276
01:40:52,557 --> 01:40:56,060
ONE, TWO, THREE.
1277
01:40:56,060 --> 01:40:59,063
OKAY? THREE DOLLARS?
YOU SURE THAT'S ENOUGH?
1278
01:40:59,063 --> 01:41:02,567
PLENTY. I WAS GONNA
OFFERYOUTWO DOLLARS.
1279
01:41:05,570 --> 01:41:07,455
[ Big Tex ]
HURRY! HURRY!
1280
01:41:07,455 --> 01:41:11,409
[ Grunts ]
GET ON YOUR DANCIN' SHOES!
YOU AND I ARE GOIN' TO THE FAIR.
1281
01:41:11,409 --> 01:41:14,412
OH, ABEL, PLEASE.
I'M SO TIRED, AND
I HAVEN'T CHANGED CLOTHES.
1282
01:41:14,412 --> 01:41:17,915
CAN'T WE JUST SIT AROUND
AND TALK ABOUT BLUEBOY?
HONEY, YOU'RE WRONG.
1283
01:41:17,915 --> 01:41:21,919
I'M A LOVER,
NOT A FARMER!
OH! [ Laughs ]
1284
01:41:21,919 --> 01:41:25,923
[ Big Tex ]
IT'S THE BIGGEST SHOW ON EARTH.
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
1285
01:41:25,923 --> 01:41:29,927
HI, EVERYBODY! COME IN.
EVERYBODY GOES TO A REAL SHOW.
1286
01:41:29,927 --> 01:41:32,430
THE BIGGEST SHOW
ON THE MIDWAY.
1287
01:41:32,430 --> 01:41:36,434
COME IN, EVERYBODY!
A TICKET OFFICE HERE,
A TICKET OFFICE THERE.
1288
01:41:36,434 --> 01:41:39,937
EVERYBODY HAS A TICKET.
COME RIGHT IN.
THE GREATEST SHOW--
1289
01:41:40,438 --> 01:41:43,941
STEP RIGHT UP AND GET YOUR
TEXAS BURGERS-- THE BIGGEST
HUNK OF MEAT IN THE WORLD!
1290
01:41:44,442 --> 01:41:48,446
[ Man ]
GET YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIGGEST
MERRY-GO-ROUND IN THE WORLD!
1291
01:41:50,565 --> 01:41:53,434
THE BIGGEST THAT.
1292
01:41:53,434 --> 01:41:55,737
TEXAS HAS
THE BIGGEST EVERYTHING.
1293
01:41:57,572 --> 01:42:02,577
ABOUT ALL WE PROVE
IS THAT TEXAS HAS
THE BIGGEST LIARS.
1294
01:42:04,612 --> 01:42:07,615
?? DEEP IN THE HEART
OF YOU-KNOW-WHAT ??
1295
01:42:07,615 --> 01:42:10,618
?? IS THE BIGGEST ROSE
THAT GROWS ??
1296
01:42:11,119 --> 01:42:14,622
?? SIZE ISN'T WHAT
MY GIRL HAS GOT ??
1297
01:42:14,622 --> 01:42:18,626
?? BUT A ROSE IS A ROSE ??
1298
01:42:19,127 --> 01:42:24,632
?? IS A RO-O-OSE ??
SAY, THAT'S CUTE.
1299
01:42:24,632 --> 01:42:28,636
?? IT'S THE LITTLE THING
S IN TEXAS ??
1300
01:42:28,636 --> 01:42:31,639
?? I LOVE ??
1301
01:42:31,639 --> 01:42:34,642
?? THERE'S A GIRL WITH
A VERY SMALL WAIST ??
1302
01:42:34,642 --> 01:42:37,645
?
?? WHO GIVES ME
A VERY SMALL SQUEEZE ?
1303
01:42:37,645 --> 01:42:43,818
?? BUT, OH, HER HEAR
T IS BIG AS TEXAS ??
1304
01:42:43,818 --> 01:42:46,320
?? IT'S THE LITTLE THING
S IN TEXAS ??
1305
01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:49,323
?? I LOVE ??
1306
01:42:49,323 --> 01:42:52,326
?? WHEN WE GO FOR
A VERY SMALL WALK ??
1307
01:42:52,326 --> 01:42:55,329
?? OUR TALK IS
A VERY SMALL TALK ??
1308
01:42:55,329 --> 01:43:00,334
?? AND SOMEHOW WE DON'T
TALK OF TEXAS ??
1309
01:43:01,335 --> 01:43:04,338
?? THIS GIRL IS
FULL OF GRACES ??
1310
01:43:04,338 --> 01:43:07,341
?? SHE'S CUTE IN
ALL THE RIGHT PLACES ??
1311
01:43:07,842 --> 01:43:10,845
?? AND WHO NEEDS
GREAT BIG SPACES ??
1312
01:43:10,845 --> 01:43:13,848
WHEE!
?? I DREW FOUR ACES ??
1313
01:43:13,848 --> 01:43:16,350
?? ONE LITTLE THING
IN TEXAS ??
1314
01:43:16,851 --> 01:43:18,853
?? ADORES ME ??
1315
01:43:18,853 --> 01:43:22,356
?? AND IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS
IN TEXAS ??
1316
01:43:22,356 --> 01:43:24,358
?? I LOVE ??
1317
01:43:37,955 --> 01:43:40,458
?? IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS
IN TEXAS ??
1318
01:43:40,458 --> 01:43:43,461
?? I LOVE ??
1319
01:43:43,461 --> 01:43:46,464
?? WHEN THE NIGHT STARTS
A-COMIN' ALONG ??
1320
01:43:46,964 --> 01:43:49,467
?? A BIRD SINGS
A VERY SHORT SONG ??
1321
01:43:49,967 --> 01:43:54,472
?? AND NOTHING'S SWEETER
NORTH OF TEXAS ??
1322
01:43:55,473 --> 01:43:58,476
?? IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS
IN TEXAS ??
[ Coughs ]
1323
01:43:58,476 --> 01:44:01,479
?? I LOVE ??
1324
01:44:01,479 --> 01:44:04,482
?? THERE'S A MAN
WITH A VERY SMALL REACH ??
1325
01:44:04,982 --> 01:44:07,985
?? WHOSE HUG I CONSIDER
A PEACH ??
1326
01:44:07,985 --> 01:44:11,989
?? IN FACT, THE BEST
FROM MAINE TO TEXAS ??
1327
01:44:13,491 --> 01:44:16,711
??
?? THIS MAN IS NOT A FOSSIL
1328
01:44:16,711 --> 01:44:19,330
?? HE DOESN'T PUSH OR JOSTLE ??
1329
01:44:19,330 --> 01:44:22,300
??
?? HE'S DARLING, BUT NOT DOCILE
1330
01:44:22,300 --> 01:44:26,220
WHEE!
?? THE KID'S COLOSSAL ??
1331
01:44:26,220 --> 01:44:28,389
[ All ]
?? ONE LITTLE THING
IN TEXAS ??
1332
01:44:28,890 --> 01:44:31,726
?? ADORES ME ??
1333
01:44:31,726 --> 01:44:34,512
?? AND IT'S THE LITTLE THING
S IN TEXAS ??
1334
01:44:35,012 --> 01:44:37,515
?? THE LITTLE THINGS
IN TEXAS ??
1335
01:44:38,015 --> 01:44:41,018
?? THE LITTLE THINGS
IN TEXAS ??
1336
01:44:41,018 --> 01:44:43,020
?? I LOVE ????
1337
01:44:47,024 --> 01:44:48,943
[ Sighs ]
1338
01:44:50,945 --> 01:44:52,947
[ Knocking ]
1339
01:44:56,450 --> 01:44:59,453
[ Gasps ]
I WENT BY THE SHOW, EMILY.
THEY SAID YOU LEFT EARLY.
1340
01:44:59,453 --> 01:45:03,457
I'VE GOT A LOT OF PACKING
TO DO. A GIRL PICKS UP
A LOT OF TRINKETS.
1341
01:45:06,460 --> 01:45:08,462
[ Scoffs ]
I DON'T--
I DON'T GET THIS.
1342
01:45:11,465 --> 01:45:13,467
I'D JUST LIKE
AN EXPLANATION.
THAT'S ALL.
1343
01:45:13,467 --> 01:45:16,470
HERE. READ UP
ON OUR LOVE LIFE.
1344
01:45:16,470 --> 01:45:19,974
WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S A TIMETABLE.
RAILROADS PUT THEM OUT.
1345
01:45:21,475 --> 01:45:24,979
YOU MEAN YOU--
YOU'RE JUST LEAVING?
1346
01:45:24,979 --> 01:45:27,982
WITHOUT SAYING A WORD--
NOT A SINGLE WORD?
1347
01:45:27,982 --> 01:45:29,984
IS "GOOD-BYE"
ONE WORD OR TWO?
1348
01:45:35,990 --> 01:45:38,993
UH, I DON'T-- I DON'T
SUPPOSE YOU HAVE
A DRINK AROUND HERE?
1349
01:45:38,993 --> 01:45:41,996
WHAT WOULD YOU DO
WITH A DRINK?
1350
01:45:41,996 --> 01:45:44,498
EMILY, I-- I CAN'T
UNDERSTAND THIS.
1351
01:45:44,999 --> 01:45:48,419
JUST RUNNING OUT--
HOW-- HOW CAN YOU DO THAT?
1352
01:45:48,419 --> 01:45:51,422
LAST NIGHT,
THE TWO OF US--
LOOK AT ME!
1353
01:45:51,422 --> 01:45:53,424
LAST NIGHT, YOU SAID
EVERYTHING WAS WONDERFUL.
1354
01:45:53,424 --> 01:45:55,926
SO IS A MARTINI.
BUT SOONER OR LATER
YOU DRINK IT.
1355
01:45:55,926 --> 01:45:59,430
RIGHT NOW, BABY, YOU AND I
ARE DOWN TO THE TOOTHPICK.
EVEN THE OLIVE'S GONE.
1356
01:46:01,432 --> 01:46:03,434
WELL, WHAT DID YOU THINK
WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?
1357
01:46:03,434 --> 01:46:05,936
I WARNED YOU.
A FEW DAYS, A FEW NIGHTS--
1358
01:46:05,936 --> 01:46:08,439
THOSE ARE THE GROUND RULES.
YOU KNEW THAT FROM THE START.
1359
01:46:08,439 --> 01:46:11,442
BUT YOU CHANGED.
AFTER THAT, WE TALKED
ABOUT THE FARM...
1360
01:46:11,942 --> 01:46:13,944
AND HOW WE WERE ALWAYS
GONNA BE TOGETHER.
1361
01:46:13,944 --> 01:46:16,447
THIS TRUNK WON'T LET US.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
1362
01:46:16,447 --> 01:46:19,450
THERE ARE MORE THAN CLOTHES
IN THERE. OH, HONEY,
I'M IN THERE TOO.
1363
01:46:19,450 --> 01:46:22,453
READ THE LABELS--
LITTLE ROCK, AKRON,
SCRANTON, SPRINGFIELD.
1364
01:46:22,453 --> 01:46:26,457
THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE US MUCH TIME
FOR THE SOUTH 40 NOW, WOULD IT?
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY.
1365
01:46:26,957 --> 01:46:30,461
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
JOIN THE SHOW? PLAY DRUMS?
PAINT SCENERY?
1366
01:46:30,461 --> 01:46:32,963
AH, DON'T BE A DAMN FOOL.
1367
01:46:32,963 --> 01:46:34,965
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW LUCKY YOU ARE.
1368
01:46:35,466 --> 01:46:38,469
GO BACK TO-- WHAT'S HER NAME?
BETTY JEAN AND...
1369
01:46:38,469 --> 01:46:40,471
GROW CORN, ALFALFA,
WHATEVER--
1370
01:46:40,471 --> 01:46:42,473
IT'S WHEAT,
IF YOU DON'T MIND!
WHEAT THEN!
1371
01:46:42,473 --> 01:46:46,477
GROW LOTS OF IT AND--
AND LOTS OF BABIES TOO!
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, ISN'T IT?
1372
01:46:46,477 --> 01:46:48,479
ON TOP OF THAT,
YOU GET A BONUS.
1373
01:46:48,479 --> 01:46:51,982
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUYBILLBOARD
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU ARE.
1374
01:46:52,483 --> 01:46:54,985
NOW JUST KISS ME
AND FORGET IT.
1375
01:46:54,985 --> 01:46:56,987
[ Sighs ]
1376
01:46:58,989 --> 01:47:01,492
[ Bangs ]
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS,
EMILY!
1377
01:47:01,492 --> 01:47:04,995
I WON'T BELIEVE THI--
NOT UNTIL I HEAR YOU SAY
YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
1378
01:47:07,498 --> 01:47:09,500
SWEAR IT.
1379
01:47:09,500 --> 01:47:11,502
SWEAR IT! I WANT
TO HEAR YOU SWEAR IT!
1380
01:47:12,002 --> 01:47:15,005
I WONDER IF THAT'S WHY
THEY PUT THESE IN HOTEL ROOMS.
1381
01:47:15,005 --> 01:47:17,725
SWEAR IT, EMILY. STAND THERE
AND SWEAR YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
DON'T!
1382
01:47:17,725 --> 01:47:19,727
I WISH TO HELL
YOU'D GET OUT OF HERE!
1383
01:47:20,227 --> 01:47:22,229
[ Crying ]
I SWEAR TO GOD!
1384
01:47:26,233 --> 01:47:28,519
[ Scoffs ]
WELL, THAT'S IT.
1385
01:47:31,322 --> 01:47:35,326
DON'T WORRY. I KNOW WHEN I'VE
BEEN HIT BY A SLEDGEHAMMER.
WAYNE? WAYNE?
1386
01:47:35,326 --> 01:47:37,828
HERE. MAY-- MAYBE
YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS.
1387
01:47:38,829 --> 01:47:40,831
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY IT'S A RING.
1388
01:47:40,831 --> 01:47:44,335
JUST-- JUST SAY
IT'S A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER.
1389
01:47:46,837 --> 01:47:48,839
BYE, EMILY.
1390
01:47:58,849 --> 01:48:01,352
YOU KNOW, AFTER--
1391
01:48:01,352 --> 01:48:03,354
AFTER WHAT YOU SAID,
1392
01:48:07,358 --> 01:48:09,360
I GUESS THIS SOUNDS CRAZY,
1393
01:48:12,863 --> 01:48:16,367
BUT I SURE-- I SURE
WISH IT WAS DIFFERENT.
1394
01:48:21,622 --> 01:48:23,958
[ Door Closes ]
1395
01:48:54,989 --> 01:48:56,991
[ Door Closes ]
1396
01:50:01,672 --> 01:50:03,474
[ Sighs ]
1397
01:50:15,352 --> 01:50:17,855
???? [ Whistling ]
1398
01:50:27,448 --> 01:50:29,750
I SUPPOSE YOU THINK
I'VE BEEN DRINKING.
1399
01:50:29,750 --> 01:50:31,919
NOT UNTIL YOU MENTIONED IT.
1400
01:50:36,874 --> 01:50:39,376
[ Slurred ]
WELL, I'M HONEST.
1401
01:50:39,376 --> 01:50:42,379
THAT'S ONE THING
YOU GOTTA ADMIT--
I'M HONEST.
1402
01:50:45,883 --> 01:50:48,385
IT'S MORE THAN
SOME PEOPLE CAN SAY.
1403
01:50:48,385 --> 01:50:50,387
LIKE EMILY?
1404
01:50:52,389 --> 01:50:54,391
[ Inhales ]
1405
01:50:56,894 --> 01:50:59,897
IT WAS TERRIBLE, DAD.
[ Sobbing ]
1406
01:51:03,951 --> 01:51:06,453
IT GETS THAT WAY
ONCE IN A WHILE.
[ Sniffles ]
1407
01:51:06,453 --> 01:51:10,457
OH, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE.
OF COURSE NOT.
1408
01:51:10,457 --> 01:51:13,961
BUT DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER.
I'VE BEEN FOOLING HER
FOR CLOSE TO 30 YEARS.
1409
01:51:13,961 --> 01:51:15,963
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
1410
01:51:16,463 --> 01:51:19,466
I MEAN,REALLYIN LOVE.
1411
01:51:19,466 --> 01:51:21,969
WELL, WE DIDN'T GET YOU
BY BEIN' CASUAL.
1412
01:51:29,310 --> 01:51:32,763
[ Sniffles ]
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
1413
01:51:35,766 --> 01:51:39,269
ONCE, A LONG TIME AGO,
I RAN INTO A GIRL.
1414
01:51:40,771 --> 01:51:42,773
ABOUT LIKE YOURS,
I SUPPOSE.
1415
01:51:45,776 --> 01:51:48,278
SHE COULD SHAKE HANDS
WITH HER EYES.
1416
01:51:50,781 --> 01:51:52,783
[ Sighs ]
1417
01:51:54,284 --> 01:51:56,286
IT WAS WONDERFUL.
1418
01:51:58,288 --> 01:52:00,290
YEAH.
1419
01:52:02,793 --> 01:52:05,212
[ Straining ]
I KEPT SAYIN' TO MYSELF,
1420
01:52:05,212 --> 01:52:07,715
"I HOPE THIS NEVER ENDS.
1421
01:52:07,715 --> 01:52:10,217
I'LL DIE IF IT DOES."
1422
01:52:10,217 --> 01:52:13,220
BUT IT DID END ONE NIGHT,
WITH LIPSTICK
ALL OVER MY COLLAR.
1423
01:52:15,222 --> 01:52:17,224
AND I DIDN'T DIE--
1424
01:52:17,725 --> 01:52:19,727
[ Grunts ]
EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
1425
01:52:22,229 --> 01:52:24,732
I WAS GLAD IT WAS OVER.
1426
01:52:24,732 --> 01:52:26,734
UP.
1427
01:52:27,234 --> 01:52:29,737
SO YOU BE
GLAD TOO. HMM?
1428
01:52:29,737 --> 01:52:32,740
WHAT WAS HER NAME, DAD?
1429
01:52:33,240 --> 01:52:34,742
DAMN IF I REMEMBER.
1430
01:52:36,243 --> 01:52:40,748
IT WAS ON THE TIP
OF MY TONGUE
A FEW YEARS BACK.
1431
01:52:40,748 --> 01:52:42,750
I HAVEN'T EVEN
BEEN CLOSE SINCE.
1432
01:52:43,751 --> 01:52:45,753
DID SHE LOVE YOU?
1433
01:52:47,254 --> 01:52:49,256
I'VE OFTEN WONDERED.
[ Sighs ]
1434
01:52:50,257 --> 01:52:52,760
ONCE IN A WHILE,
WHEN I GET BLUE,
1435
01:52:53,761 --> 01:52:57,264
I TELL MYSELF
SHE MIGHT'VE.
1436
01:53:00,768 --> 01:53:02,770
UP.
1437
01:53:02,770 --> 01:53:06,690
OF COURSE,
I'D NEVER MENTION THIS
TO YOUR MOTHER.
1438
01:53:06,690 --> 01:53:10,694
JUST TO GET EVEN,
SHE MIGHT NOT IRON MY SHIRTS.
1439
01:53:10,694 --> 01:53:14,698
YOU KNOW, DAD,
I DON'T THINK I BETTER
TELL BETTY JEAN EITHER.
1440
01:53:14,698 --> 01:53:18,702
SHE'D DO THE SAME THING.
YEAH.
THEY'RE ALL ALIKE.
1441
01:53:20,204 --> 01:53:23,207
JUST THE SAME,
I'M NOT GONNA BE LIKE YOU.
1442
01:53:25,209 --> 01:53:27,711
I'LL NEVER FORGET
EMILY'S NAME.
1443
01:53:28,712 --> 01:53:31,215
YES, YOU WILL.
1444
01:53:31,215 --> 01:53:33,217
WE'RE ALL ALIKE TOO.
1445
01:53:34,218 --> 01:53:37,221
YOU MAY HATE YOURSELF
FOR DOIN' IT,
1446
01:53:37,221 --> 01:53:39,223
BUT YOU'LL FORGET.
1447
01:53:48,449 --> 01:53:51,785
YEAH, SIME.
LEAVIN' RIGHT NOW.
1448
01:53:52,286 --> 01:53:55,289
TELL DOC TO START
SPADIN' UP THE GARDEN.
1449
01:53:55,289 --> 01:53:57,291
HE OWES ME
FIVE DOLLARS.
1450
01:53:57,791 --> 01:53:59,793
SO LONG.
1451
01:54:01,295 --> 01:54:03,297
WELL, GEORGE, GOOD-BYE.
1452
01:54:03,297 --> 01:54:05,299
SEE YA NEXT YEAR.
SO LONG, ZSA ZSA.
1453
01:54:05,299 --> 01:54:07,134
CONGRATULATIONS, ABEL.
THANKS.
1454
01:54:16,927 --> 01:54:18,762
GOOD-BYE!
[ Abel ]
GOOD-BYE, ED!
1455
01:54:18,762 --> 01:54:20,481
[ Grunting ]
1456
01:54:20,481 --> 01:54:22,900
[ Grunting ]
1457
01:54:23,901 --> 01:54:26,653
GOOD-BYE!
[ Melissa ]
GOOD-BYE, GEORGE.
1458
01:54:26,653 --> 01:54:28,856
[ Grunting ]
1459
01:54:28,856 --> 01:54:31,658
[ Grunting ]
1460
01:54:50,427 --> 01:54:52,212
[ Abel ]
HI, SIME!
HI!
1461
01:54:52,713 --> 01:54:54,715
[ Melissa ] HI, DOC!
[ Abel Chuckles ]
HI, DOC. HOW ARE YOU?
1462
01:54:55,215 --> 01:54:57,217
[ Margy ] HI!
[ Abel ]
WELL, DOC,
1463
01:54:57,217 --> 01:55:00,053
DID YA HEAR
ABOUT BLUEBOY?
I HEARD.
1464
01:55:02,472 --> 01:55:04,808
YOU'RE A HOMELY OLD DEVIL.
[ Grunts ]
1465
01:55:04,808 --> 01:55:08,529
I'M SURPRISED HE'S NOT
A-RIDIN' IN THE FRONT SEAT.
1466
01:55:08,529 --> 01:55:11,231
DON'T BE SILLY.
HE TURNED US DOWN.
1467
01:55:13,534 --> 01:55:16,486
ABOUT THAT LITTLE BET
OF OURS, DOC,
1468
01:55:16,486 --> 01:55:20,991
I'LL TAKE IT IN DOLLARS,
QUARTERS, PENNIES--
ANYTHING THAT'S HANDY.
1469
01:55:20,991 --> 01:55:23,493
NOW, NOT SO FAST.
MELISSA--
1470
01:55:23,493 --> 01:55:25,495
SHE DO PRETTY GOOD
WITH HER MINCEMEAT?
1471
01:55:25,996 --> 01:55:28,498
GOOD? SHE PUT
ONE JUDGE IN ORBIT.
1472
01:55:28,498 --> 01:55:30,500
WON A PLAQUE TO BOOT.
1473
01:55:30,500 --> 01:55:33,003
DOC, I THINK THAT FIVE DOLLARS
HAS GONE TO SLEEP.
1474
01:55:33,003 --> 01:55:36,006
COULD YOU MAYBE GIVE IT
A LITTLE SHAKE?
NOW, HOLD IT.
1475
01:55:36,006 --> 01:55:39,009
MAYBE YOU WON A COUPLE
OF PRIZES, BUT THAT
AIN'T THE WHOLE BET.
1476
01:55:39,509 --> 01:55:41,511
NOBODY GOT SICK,
AND NOTHIN' BAD
HAPPENED TO ANY OF 'EM.
1477
01:55:41,511 --> 01:55:45,515
ONLY THING IS,
SOMETHING MIGHT'VE HAPPENED
WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
1478
01:55:45,515 --> 01:55:47,401
KIDS HAVE A GOOD TIME?
MARGY? WAYNE?
1479
01:55:47,401 --> 01:55:50,904
?? THAT'S FOR ME ??
HIYA, DOC, OLD BOY, OLD BOY!
1480
01:55:50,904 --> 01:55:54,741
GREAT GERTRUDE.
THAT LILAC WATER--
WHERE'S HE GET IT ALL?
1481
01:55:54,741 --> 01:55:56,944
I THINK THEY SHIP IT IN
BY TANKER.
1482
01:55:56,944 --> 01:55:59,947
HEY, DAD!
CAN I BORROW THE CAR?
GO AHEAD!
1483
01:56:01,448 --> 01:56:03,450
HE SEEMS ALL RIGHT.
1484
01:56:03,450 --> 01:56:05,252
HOW ABOUT YOU, MARGY?
1485
01:56:06,536 --> 01:56:09,539
HAVE A GOOD TIME
AT THE FAIR?
[ Phone Rings ]
1486
01:56:10,040 --> 01:56:12,542
BETTER ANSWER THAT, MARGY.
PROBABLY HARRY, FOR YOU.
1487
01:56:12,542 --> 01:56:15,262
[ Ringing Continues ]
1488
01:56:15,262 --> 01:56:18,765
WELL, GO ON, HONEY.
DON'T LET IT RING
ALL DAY. GO ON.
1489
01:56:18,765 --> 01:56:22,719
PLEASE, DOC.
WINTER'S COMIN' ON.
1490
01:56:22,719 --> 01:56:25,222
NOW, LET'S NOT GET
HASTY ABOUT THIS.
1491
01:56:25,222 --> 01:56:27,224
MARGY DIDN'T ANSWER ME.
1492
01:56:28,108 --> 01:56:30,611
[ Ringing Continues ]
1493
01:56:35,115 --> 01:56:37,117
HELLO.
[ Sighs ]
1494
01:56:37,117 --> 01:56:39,119
[ Jerry ]
MARGY, I'M HERE.
HERE IN BANNING?
1495
01:56:39,620 --> 01:56:41,405
OH, JERRY.
WHERE EXACTLY?
1496
01:56:41,405 --> 01:56:44,207
WELL, I'M IN THE CENTER
OF TOWN, I THINK.
I DON'T KNOW.
1497
01:56:44,207 --> 01:56:46,209
LOOK, ALL THOSE THINGS
I LAID ON YOU ABOUT
WHERE I WAS AND--
1498
01:56:46,209 --> 01:56:48,078
PLEASE, IT DOESN'T
MATTER, DARLING.
1499
01:56:48,078 --> 01:56:52,332
JUST POINT THE CAR
TOWARDS ELKINS DRY GOODS.
AND HURRY, DARLING.
1500
01:56:52,332 --> 01:56:54,551
OKAY. OKAY.
1501
01:56:57,671 --> 01:57:00,507
MARGY, YOU DIDN'T
ANSWER MY QUESTION.
1502
01:57:00,507 --> 01:57:03,894
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME
AT THE FAIR?
OH, YES. YES!
1503
01:57:03,894 --> 01:57:06,847
IT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL FAIR
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
1504
01:57:07,347 --> 01:57:10,350
SO PAY DADDY HIS WONDERFUL
FIVE DOLLARS.
1505
01:57:11,852 --> 01:57:13,854
WHERE IN THE WORLD
IS SHE GOING?
1506
01:57:13,854 --> 01:57:16,857
DOWN THE WONDERFUL ROAD,
I RECKON.
1507
01:57:16,857 --> 01:57:19,860
THE ODDS ARE SURE
CHANGIN' ON PEOPLE.
1508
01:57:19,860 --> 01:57:23,113
I SHOULD'VE WON
THAT BET.
[ Chuckles ]
1509
01:57:29,036 --> 01:57:31,338
JERRY, STOP!
1510
01:57:56,730 --> 01:58:00,734
[ Chorus ]
?? OUR STATE FAIR
IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ??
1511
01:58:00,734 --> 01:58:03,537
?? DON'T MISS IT
DON'T EVEN BE LATE ??
1512
01:58:04,905 --> 01:58:08,909
?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS
THAT OUR STATE FAIR ??
1513
01:58:08,909 --> 01:58:11,912
?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR ??
1514
01:58:11,912 --> 01:58:16,917
?? IN OUR STATE ????
1515
01:58:18,585 --> 01:58:22,255
[ Chorus ] ?? IT'S A GRAND NIGHT
FOR SINGING ??
[ No Audible Singing ]
1516
01:58:22,255 --> 01:58:26,259
?? THE STARS ARE BRIGHT ABOVE ??
1517
01:58:26,259 --> 01:58:30,263
?? THE EARTH IS AGLOW
AND TO ADD TO THE SHOW ??
1518
01:58:30,263 --> 01:58:34,267
?? I THINK I AM FALLING IN LOVE
??
1519
01:58:34,267 --> 01:58:38,271
?? FALLING, FALLING ??
1520
01:58:38,271 --> 01:58:41,775
?? IN LOVE ????123548
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