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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what
the odds are this time
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* Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
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* A light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Through the rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* And nothing's going
to stop me now *
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Look, I know your place
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I know Hank Peterson
comes in there a lot.
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So, if he shows up,
have him call me.
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Yeah, I know he doesn't
like to talk to reporters.
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I'm not a reporter.
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Hello? Hello?
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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I'll never get this interview.
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Life stinks.
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* It's a hap-hap-happy day
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* Doodle loodle loodle
loodle loodle lay
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* The sun shines bright
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* It's a hap-hap-happy day *
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Cousin, I just found
a $20 bill on the street.
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It's raining 20s from heaven.
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Terrific, Balki.
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gave me an extra
slice of pickle.
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And the day before that
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a butterfly landed
on my shoulder.
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When will it all end?
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I don't know,
but I hope it ends soon
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because it's getting
on my nerves.
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Cousin, what's wrong?
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The whole town wants to know
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I can't even find the guy.
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Oh, cousin.
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you know what picks me back up?
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Tuesdays?
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No.
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Helping others.
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You know, turning darkness
into sunlight?
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Turning fish heads into chowder?
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You should try it.
I don't know, Balki.
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Doing good for others has
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Come on, cousin.
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Come with me to Chicago General
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and do volunteer work.
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Listen, getting
your mind off yourself
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and onto some other
needy person who really--
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Balki, I don't
wanna help others.
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I wanna help myself, so go away.
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All right. All right.
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I'll be in the archives
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trying to figure out
this Dan Quayle thing.
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Appleton.
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Yes, sir, Mr. Wainwright.
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About that Hank Peterson
interview...
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We've already found
him, Sherlock.
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He's in Chicago General
waiting to have knee surgery.
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Well, that's great, sir.
I'm on my way.
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I'll have that interview
typed in on your desk
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before you can say "Byline."
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Appleton.
Yes, sir, Mr. Wainwright.
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You ought to know
they're not letting reporters
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anywhere near him.
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You haven't given it
any shot yet.
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But, if they're not
allowing reporters in
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how am I gonna do that, sir?
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Maybe this will motivate you,
Appleton.
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It's working, sir.
I knew it would.
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Chicago General. Chicago...
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Who was just talking
about Chicago General?
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I get it now.
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The vice president
doesn't actually do anything.
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Balki...
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Balki, were you saying
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that if I focus less on myself
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and help others
it would be a good thing?
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Well, are we feeling better now?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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uh, can you go anywhere
you want in the hospital?
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Oh, yeah. The volunteers
get special passes.
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So, if I became a volunteer
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I could get one of those
special passes?
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You changed your mind?
Yeah, yeah, right.
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Complete change of heart.
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So, I could get one
of those special passes?
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Well, of course you could.
Don't be ridiculous.
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We'll go down first
thing next week.
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No, not next week.
I want to help people tonight.
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Well, aren't you
the eager leave it to beaver?
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Well, I figured, once you decide
to help others, why wait?
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Let's go.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING
OVER PA SYSTEM)
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So, Nurse, how long
before this shot kicks in?
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I'd like to watch a little...
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General anesthetic
to remove a corn. What a wuss.
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Is this Hank Peterson's room?
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He's right over there.
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Mr. Peterson?
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Hank?
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Hank?
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I know you're a very busy man.
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But, uh, just a few questions.
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Are you ever going to
play football again?
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(MUMBLING)
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I didn't quite catch that.
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Hank? Hank?
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Hank. Wake up.
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Hank. Hank!
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Hank. Hank.
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Hank! Hank.
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Cousin, making friends already?
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Oh!
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You are one caring human being.
Come on, we got to go now.
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No, Balki, we can't leave yet.
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Well, we came here to comfort
and console the patients.
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And we do that by
relating to them.
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Cousin, I don't know
how much relating Hank can do.
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Obviously, this man is sedated.
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See?
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Come on, we got to go.
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Watch. Hank, if you can hear me
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don't raise your hand.
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See?
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Wow!
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I've never seen
reflexes like that.
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Hi, Balki.
Hi, Nurse Bagley.
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Why don't you change
Mr. Vaughan's bed?
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I'll do my best.
I know you will.
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He's the "Bed Changer
Of The Month", you know.
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I know.
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I saw the plaque.
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Okay, cousin. Come on.
You take this side.
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Oh, okay.
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All right. Well,
let's get this over with.
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We gotta change the bed.
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Cousin. Cousin.
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I know you're new at this
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See?
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We've got to change
this bed with him in it.
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I know the proper procedure.
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It's hospital tested,
hospital approved.
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Okay, but let's make it fast.
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Okay. Now. Yeah.
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First, you gently
fold down the blanket.
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Yeah, what can I do?
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from underneath
the patient's head.
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Ahem. Now, the next step
is to gently move Mr. Vaughan
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into a comfortable
sitting posture.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Okay. What now?
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Okay, now, the next step
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is to strip the sheet
from the bed.
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taking care not
to disturb the patient.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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(BALKI WHISTLING)
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Cousin.
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Cousin?
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(LARRY GRUNTING)
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This is not proper
hospital procedure.
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Get him off!
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Ow.
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(GRUNTING)
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Okay, let him go.
Okay.
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You're starting to get
the hang of this.
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Okay, now, ahem,
the next step is to gently
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gently roll Mr. Vaughan
on his side
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and remove the sheet
out from underneath him.
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All right.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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All right. I'll hold him.
You strip.
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What?
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Cousin, I...
Balki, please, do as I say.
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I'll hold, you strip.
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I'll hold, you strip.
Is this too hard for you?
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No.
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The sheets!
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Strip the sheets!
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Oh! Okay.
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(GRUNTING)
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, Balki. Balki,
I can't hold him.
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Oh, okay.
I can't hold him.
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Get him up. Get him up.
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh, no, Balki!
Balki! Help! Help! Help!
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I got him. I got him.
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(BALKI SCREAMING)
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Is that Hank Peterson?
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No, he's the one in the bed.
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Excuse me, could you help us?
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Come on, pal,
we can't do everything.
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You can't take him. I need him.
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So does the surgeon.
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We'll be back
for Mr. Vaughn later.
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(BALKI GRUNTING)
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(STAMMERING)
Balki, this is terrible.
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Oh, cousin, it's not so bad.
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I'm sure Mr. Vaughn
don't mind waiting.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Cousin, you know, it was so easy
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to get Mr. Vaughan
back in bed after I found out
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that he likes to play
"Simon says" in his sleep.
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Simon says raise your legs.
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Put your legs down.
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He's good.
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Simon says put your legs down.
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Cousin, we can go now.
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Cousin, learn to let go.
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Hank is in good hands.
And there are
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plenty of other patients
who need our help.
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But they don't play football
for the Chicago Bears
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and Hank Peterson does.
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Oh-ho, now I get it!
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You came here to get
an interview with Hank Peterson.
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If I get this interview
it'll mean a lot for my career.
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But, cousin, you're doing a good
thing for a selfish reason.
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That's wrong. Do I have to
review the order for you again?
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First you do good things,
then good things happen.
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You're too rigid.
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I'll do my hospital work
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Well, they're not going to bring
him back, Mr. Smarty Trousers.
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He's going to the Recovery Room.
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Well, then I'll interview him
in the Recovery Room.
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Good thinking, cousin.
Thank you.
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BALKI:
Can you pretend to have a key?
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A key?
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Doctors use them to open
the Recovery Room.
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Someone else must have a key.
Nope, only doctors
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and the occasional
trusted Mypiot volunteer.
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Balki?
Yes?
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Do you have a key?
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No.
No?
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That was the other
Mypiot volunteer.
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Balki, may I have
the key, please?
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No, cousin!
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And I'll never
tell you where it is.
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Balki, give me the key!
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Ha!
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When pigs walk!
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No. No. No! No! No...
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(BALKI SCREAMS)
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Balki.
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Give me the key.
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Never!
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(AIR HISSING)
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Balki, give me the key.
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Never!
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(AIR HISSING)
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Balki, give me the key
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or I'll squeeze your brains out.
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00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:42,662
Never!
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00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,730
(AIR HISSING)
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00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,666
Never!
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00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,268
(HISSING CONTINUES)
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00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,807
Balki! Balki! Balki!
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00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,210
Just kidding, cousin.
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,747
Ha!
271
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,252
You'll never get that key!
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00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,519
(LARRY GRUNTING)
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00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,821
(BALKI GROANING)
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00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,059
No! No, no...
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00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,527
Simon says hug!
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00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,595
(LARRY GRUNTS)
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00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,899
All right, Balki.
Two can play at this game.
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00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,768
Simon says let go.
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00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,403
Ha!
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00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,606
It only works for me.
281
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,811
All right, Balki,
please. Please.
282
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,280
Please, I need the key.
283
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,947
Cousin, you promised
to work for the hospital,
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00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,083
not yourself.
Balki, if you help me,
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00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,018
I'll work here for a month.
286
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,120
A month? Ha!
287
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,256
Simon says hug tighter.
288
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,524
(LARRY GROANING)
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00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,794
Six months!
290
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,598
Simon says let go.
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00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:53,500
(THUDS)
292
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,236
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
293
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,451
Hank. Hank. Hank, wake up.
294
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,687
Hi, mom. We're number one.
295
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,126
Hank. Hank. Hank, wake up.
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00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:26,132
We're doctors
297
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:29,836
What?
298
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,305
Oh, you're the doctor.
What are you asking me for?
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00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,141
Balki?
300
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,843
Hi, Hank.
301
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:37,910
What are you doing here?
302
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,547
Is it story time?
303
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,818
Not until after dinner.
304
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,288
(STAMMERING)
Hank, we were wondering...
305
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,457
Balki, please.
Balki. Balki, please.
306
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,393
Hank, my name is Larry Appleton.
307
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,928
I'm a reporter with
The Chicago Chronicle.
308
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,264
Cousin, I think I can help.
309
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,965
Balki, you can help
by being quiet.
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00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,270
So, short interview?
What do you say, Hank?
311
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,240
Well, that's it.
I'm through. I'm finished.
312
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:12,011
Cousin, may I speak now?
313
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,980
You can do anything you want.
My life is over.
314
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,288
Hank, he's a friend of mine.
315
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,524
Well, why didn't you say so?
316
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,861
I'll tell you what,
my doctors are gonna be in
317
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,129
in a few minutes.
318
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:32,599
Why don't you stick around
319
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,334
they're gonna retire my jersey?
320
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,235
You have a cow?
321
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,739
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
322
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:55,254
Appleton.
323
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:58,458
We were the first paper to tell
Chicago Hank will be back.
324
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,894
But I couldn't have done it
without Balki's help.
325
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,464
Nice work, Bartokomous.
326
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,032
Thank you, Mr. Wainwright.
327
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,570
Well, you and Appleton
make a good team.
328
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,372
Well, you know what they say,
329
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,343
"will just keep pecking
330
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,546
"and pecking and
pecking and pecking
331
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,514
"until your hand
starts to bleed."
332
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:24,984
He helped you?
333
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,286
Oh, a lot.
334
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,355
Well, I don't know
how you did it
335
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:36,095
but you brought in a big story.
336
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,364
Permanent?
337
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,568
He's going to do our hair.
338
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:48,941
Yes, that's right.
339
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,947
Well, Balki,
it looks like our careers
340
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,349
are starting to take off.
341
00:21:56,416 --> 00:22:00,353
This is a big day for me.
342
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,790
Well, you go to work
at the hospital tonight.
343
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:08,160
You got your interview.
344
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:11,163
Hey, I'm happy to do it.
345
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:16,669
Well, that's a good attitude.
346
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:20,039
Mash down garbage
or work on the third floor?
347
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,875
Ooh, that's a toughie.
348
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:25,878
I'll take the third floor.
349
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,079
Bedpans it is.
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