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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes
you just get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dreams
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dreams
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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My first happy hour.
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You know what
I don't understand?
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I don't understand
how a restaurant
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can make money
by giving away food.
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Oh, the food
is just an inducement.
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And it looks so real.
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The food is real.
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will spend a lot
of money on drinks.
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Oh. Oh!
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So, people like you,
who only drink ice water
make out like bandits.
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Shh. Shh. Shh.
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Oh.
Yes, yes.
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Mary Anne, are you coming?
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Well, I guess
I could
come back later.
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Hey, baby.
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My name is Chuck.
You wanna go home
with a love machine?
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I hate to pull the plug
on you, Chuck
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but the lady is already
going home with someone.
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Wait a minute.
A happy hour game.
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Love machine,
pull the plug.
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I get it, I see it,
and I love it.
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I'd love stay and chat,
but we're going to
sitting down now.
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Stay and chat?
Sit down now?
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It's a little weak.
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I think you can
do better, cousin.
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Your turn, Chuck.
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Why would you wanna
go home with him anyway?
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.
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It's shrimp night.
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He's got you
two to one, cousin.
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Say, Chuck, do you have
a blueprint for your brain?
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I'm building an idiot.
Oh, yeah?
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Cousin, you didn't
tell me you were
building an idiot.
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It was going
to be a surprise.
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I don't like your jokes,
little man.
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Humor is very subjective.
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What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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Put, put Cousin Larry down.
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Now, you know that
isn't what I meant.
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BALKI: Ooh! Oh!
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I was humiliated
in front of Jennifer.
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Well...
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Maybe, you were not
the only one
who was humiliated.
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Perhaps you
have forgotten,
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I don't understand
how one mean person
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can ruin everyone's
happy hours.
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I do.
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All my life, bullies
have pushed me around
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I'm like a bully magnet.
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You think when
you grow up
things would change,
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but they don't.
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It's always the same.
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The big guy takes
advantage of the...
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Little, tiny...
...more average-sized guys.
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And you know
what really makes
my blood boil?
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Mexican food.
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You know, what
really makes me angry
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can do about
guys like Chuck.
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Now, you know,
I'm not so sure
I agree with you.
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What about
David and Goliath?
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What about the
Captain and Tennille?
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What are you talking about?
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Cousin, I've been
thinking about this
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all on the way home
and I've got an idea.
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Now.
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A crazy man
standing on one foot.
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No. I'm the Karate Kid.
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And I'm Ferris Bueller.
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What are you talking about?
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Cousin, we learn karate.
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Oh, Balki, it takes
years to learn karate.
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Well, cousin, I've got
a bulletin for you.
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I saw that movie.
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I went back for popcorn
and when I got back
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that kid was
kicking everything
he could get his feet on.
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I don't know.
Larry Appleton,
fists of fury.
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It just doesn't
sound right.
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This is America.
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Don't forget.
Where the little, tiny...
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More average-sized guys
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can, can do whatever
they set their minds to.
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Think of it, cousin.
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Not afraid
of the Chucks
of this world.
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Never again
we be humiliated.
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Naaaa.
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That's impossible.
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What did you say?
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I said,
"That's impossible."
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* To dream
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* The impossible dream
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I don't know, Balki.
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* To fight
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* The unbeatable foe
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Chuck's an awfully big guy.
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* To bear
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* With unbearable sorrow
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But we've got
to do something.
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* To run
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* Where the brave
dare not go
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You're right, Balki.
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* This is my quest
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Bring it on home, cousin.
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* Follow my star
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We'll never be
afraid again.
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* No matter how hopeless
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We'll take karate.
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* No matter how far
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* To dream
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* The impossible
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* Dream *
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Welcome to my dojo.
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I am Sensei Pete Nakima,
your instructor.
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I'm Larry Appleton,
and this is...
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This is my cousin,
Balki Bartokomous.
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Why did you come
to my karate class?
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Wait, are you familiar
with the concept
of happy hour?
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I'm with
the Chicago Chronicle
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and I'm doing a piece
on self-defense
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and the urban male ego
for our Sunday
magazine section.
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I want to explore
how civilized man
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deals with his
own primitive instincts.
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You got beat up, huh?
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Yes.
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I can help you with that.
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Koi, come.
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Time to start class.
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Please sit around
the edge of the mats.
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Konnichiwa.
Good afternoon, everyone.
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I'd like to introduce you
to our new students.
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Oh, God.
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Hui.
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Goldstein will
help me demonstrate
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what you will be
learning today.
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I need a volunteer.
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What about one of
the new students?
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Up!
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Koi.
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Bartokomous-san,
I want you to attack
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Goldstein-san from the back.
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Why?
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I'm not even mad at him.
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Attack him.
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Ha-ha-ha!
Bartokomous-san!
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Now, attack him
from the front.
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I don't think so.
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Is he gonna
do that again?
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No. He'll do something
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different.
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Balki, Balki,
are you all right?
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Well, I, I think so.
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Balki, this karate stuff
is great!
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It is?
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Before you know it
we're gonna be
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two of the toughest guys
in Chicago.
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Good. 'Cause
here comes Goldstein.
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Balki?
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Kyai.
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Balki?
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Ha.
Aah.
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Ho!
Hah!
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Ah, ow!
Ha!
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Whoa!
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Ooh.
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I'll get that.
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Hello?
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Oh, that's...
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Hmm?
Oh, the noise.
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Well, we were just
moving the furniture.
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No, no.
Thank you.
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Pretty good workout, huh?
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You know, Balki,
these sneak attacks
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have really
sharpened my reflexes.
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My senses have been
honed to a razor's edge.
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Yeah, you could cut
your toenails
on my senses, too.
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Cousin, now that we are
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lean cuisine,
fighting machines.
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I hope we don't have
to use karate on anyone
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because as
the sensei said,
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"The most powerful weapon
is the voice of love."
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Right.
Tell me about it.
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It's not like
I'm looking for trouble.
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Hey, you!
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Get away from my car!
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Now, get out of here!
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Cousin, I
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think that lady
was just waiting
for the bus.
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You know, Balki,
I was surprised
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to hear you wanted
to came back here
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I didn't want
to come back here.
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Oh, I'm not wild
about this place.
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The lighting makes
my skin look sallow.
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Balki, Larry told us
you wanted to come here.
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I can see clearly now
the lane is gone.
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Nobody wants to be here.
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How come we're here?
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I wanted to come here, okay?
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So relax.
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Cousin, your motives
are less than pure.
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You came here to
pick a fight with Chuck.
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Now, we're leaving.
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Now, we've been avoiding
this place for weeks.
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I came here
as a matter
of principle.
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We should have
the freedom to eat
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where we want
without having to
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worry about
bar slime like Chuck.
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Larry, you better
lower your voice
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because the bar slime
just slid in.
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Oh, well you
look at that.
I'm out of water.
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I better go to the bar
and get a refill.
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Cousin, cousin, cousin.
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Have you forgotten
what our sensei told us?
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"A victory
born of revenge
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will satisfy only
the shallowest of souls."
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I've got
no problem with that.
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It's not like
I'm looking for trouble.
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Cousin, cousin.
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If you're not
looking for trouble,
then sit down at the table.
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Balki, I'm out of water
and I'm darn thirsty.
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Come on, do you...
Look, I promise
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I'll go out of my way
to avoid a fight.
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Is that what you wanna hear?
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Yes, it is.
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Fine.
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I'll be right back.
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Watch it, buddy.
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Sorry.
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I just bet you are.
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You don't remember me,
do you?
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Should I?
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A few weeks ago,
you hit on the woman
I was in here with.
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When I said something
about it, you dragged me
down this bar
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then you beat up
my cousin.
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Now do you remember me?
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You beat me up.
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That may not have
meant anything to you,
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Look, I don't
apologize to nobody.
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Jerk, I think you and I
had better step outside.
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Why don't you get
outta here before
you get hurt?
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What's the matter?
You chicken, Chuck?
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Hey, everybody.
Chuck here is chicken.
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Nobody calls me chicken.
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Oh, is that right,
my fine
feathered friend?
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Now, Chuck, Chuck.
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00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:14,387
You know, where I
come from
that's a compliment.
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The chicken is a symbol
of bravery and honor.
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00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,428
And as a matter of fact
the chicken happens to be
262
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,264
the Myposian
national bird.
263
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:27,467
And that's the kind
of thing that I felt
would be of interest
264
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,537
to a man of your
integrity and obvious
physical strength.
265
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:37,109
I must warn you,
I know karate.
266
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,512
I must warn you,
I don't care.
267
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,926
Wait. Wait.
268
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,063
Everything is under control.
Go back to your libations.
269
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,866
Show's over.
270
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,201
Please, do you mind?
I'm having a moment.
271
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,438
What are you doing?
272
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,307
Stop it, guys.
Don't do it.
273
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,246
Balki.
Leave Cousin Larry alone.
274
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,760
Larry, are you sure
you're all right?
275
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,629
I'm fine, fine.
276
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,365
In karate, we learn
how to take a fall.
277
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,567
And you do it
very well.
278
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:39,306
Well, I'm just glad
everyone's all right.
279
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,540
Come on, Mary Anne.
280
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:41,908
Bye, Balki.
Bye-bye.
281
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,787
Cousin, don't feel bad.
282
00:20:54,854 --> 00:21:02,629
You almost had him.
283
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,732
Balki, it's not just
that I got beaten up.
284
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:06,933
Again.
285
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,803
And it's not
that I was humiliated.
286
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:11,938
Again.
287
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,774
Again.
Are you helping?
288
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,409
Is this
some kind of help?
289
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,648
Don't you see
what's happened?
290
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,584
I've gone from peaceful
little Larry Appleton
291
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:29,255
to a guy who
picks fights in bars.
292
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:32,825
At least when I was
getting beaten up
I was a nice person.
293
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:37,964
I was a nice person,
wasn't I?
294
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,969
Oh, I'm just kidding.
Of course,
you are a nice person.
295
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,472
You still a nice person.
That's why you are upset.
296
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,407
Now, sit down, listen.
297
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,208
You learned a very
important lesson tonight.
298
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:53,946
Oh, you're
darn right I did.
299
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,383
No, no, no.
300
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,484
No?
What did I just say?
301
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,886
No.
That's right.
302
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:03,155
Now, cousin there's
nothing wrong with
taking karate.
303
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,758
It's fun.
It's good exercise.
304
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:09,696
We get to wear
snazzy outfits
and go barefoot.
305
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:12,699
But, you're doing
what you always do.
306
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:16,903
You take a good thing
and you pound it
into the ground.
307
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:24,110
and learn self-defense
and be a nice person?
308
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:27,747
I do enjoy the classes.
309
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:30,483
And our sensei said
you were a karate natural.
310
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,119
He said I was a natural?
311
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:40,427
He probably said that
because I move so well.
312
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,402
You know,
I think he said it
313
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:52,071
because your legs
are so short.
314
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,908
Just kind of...
Come on. Get up.
315
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:57,444
Come on, try again.
Oh, no, cousin.
316
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,845
Try and hit me.
Cousin, cousin.
317
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,413
Come on, give it
your best shot.
318
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,549
Cousin, we've had
enough hitting for one...
319
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,484
Come on, come on,
I won't hurt you.
320
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:12,592
Uh!
321
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:21,267
Cousin, are you,
are you all right?
322
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,304
Fine.
323
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:26,405
I'm fine.
324
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:27,807
Balki.
325
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,910
I'm going to
pass out now.
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