All language subtitles for GUN SHY

J spit on the
ground hold your breath j

j try to scare yourself
to death j

j bury your bones under the dirt

j and touch your heart
and rip your shirt j

j stomp your feet in disgust

j curse the grey skies
if you must j

j you've finally begun
blue skies for everyone j

I ah

j so drink up your wine
break your heart j

j and try
and tear yourself apart j

j drop your drawers
roll around j

j burn your house
right to the ground

j go to sleep, hit your head
scream until your face is red j

j won't you find when you are done
the blue sky's for everyone j

I blue skies and suns

j cherry pies and bubble gum

j a lullaby's to be sung

j blue skies for everyone

j yeah, yeah, yeah

I've given you 18 good years.

J blue skies for everyone
they'll nail me if I leave.

You've had me locked in
this shithole for 14 months!

I can't do my job. Stick me on the
desk or give me early retirement,

but I can't do the job!

I'm too scared.

Lonny, the assignment's over.

Lonny, the assignment is over!

Lonny...

Is it me? Am I crazy?

I don't think so.
I don't think so.

I want the ocean view.
That's not being unreasonable.

I mean, look at this.

The place is a goddamn castle.

Why don't we talk when you're ready for
retirement? - I'm ready for retirement!

I can't let you retire now!
I am ready for retirement!

Don't I look ready?
I was your fuckin' golden boy,

tube-steak boogeying hero
and a fucking six-pack.

Now I want the ocean view, and you say
what? - I'm sorry, I can't pull you.

I've given you 18 good years.
Is that true?

How about the 14 months
it took to set your cover?

And now the boat is sailing, and you
say what? You can't do your job?

Yeah. I'm scared.
I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Don't you act like you're so superior.
You'd be scared too.

How would you like to be
served up on a platter?

How is it going, my friend? Tonight
is all about feeling good.

Sit down.
Let me give you a drink.

Nol

- Federale.
- Freeze!

You gotta get me out of this, lonny.
You gotta to get me out of this.

Final boarding call
for flight 2057,

departing for New York...
Oh! Oh, Jesus.

Last call for... wait! Wait!

That's me! Wait. Jesus Christ.

Aw, shit.

Aw, Christ.
I don't believe this!

Let me out! Let me out!

J blue skies, setting sun

j cherry pie, bubble gum

j lullabies to be sung

I blue skies

j for everyone

j there'll be blue skies
for everyone j

j there'll be blue skies
for everyone j

j there'll be blue skies
for everyone j

j there'll be blue skies
for everyone j

j there'll be blue skies
for everyone j

j there'll be blue skies
for everyone j

that's fine. Thank you.

Oh, you're welcome. Is there
anything at all that I may give you?

Nervous flyer, huh?
No, I-I love flying.

Oh. You seem a little...
I am, a little.

Are you all right?

Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
Just got stomach pains.

I think it's stress. I've got
a really high-stress job.

I w-work as a...

I'm a psychiatrist.

Really?

J a little drunk
is better than dead

j when you're tripping down
the path that you were led j

j when your ass has been
slapped by too many doors j

j and you think of all the
good things you can't afford j

j you can't find a good woman
can't find a good job j

j you look in the mirror
and all you see is a slob j

j you just can't swallow
all the shit you've been fed j

j been punched in the eye
so much you only see red j

j but before you put
that gun to your head j

j a little drunk
is better than dead

what we have here
is relatively simple.

The mob's gonna be running a market
straddle with Colombian money.

So we're talking, uh,
90-day turnaround.

You think the Colombians are gonna
let their money sit that long?

No way. These guys are not
known for their Patience.

They're sittin' on it anyway. Depends on
how confident they are in their players.

I just don't see fulvio nesstra
being point guard on this.

He's strictly muscle.
Demented muscle.

The guy's the Jeffrey
dahmer of hit men.

Look, fulvio's married to carmine
minnetti's daughter. He's getting his shot.

They're holding something back. - What
kind of numbers are we talking about here?

The vaillars have one of the largest
cash reserves of any of the old cartels.

Very conservative, I'd say we're
looking upwards of half a billion.

That leaves us
in a tricky position.

Do we go for the bust, or do we
look to break the vaillar bank?

Both. Keep this operation going, collecting
negotiable instruments and indictables.

I'll get on international. Gene, you
should probably get a head start on, uh...

I'm not doing eyeballs. Give
it to Lizzie. - No fucking way!

No fucking way? You haven't been
off your ass in six months.

Hey, hey, hey. We'll get the kid from k-10.
Jesus Christ, you guys.

Excuse me. - Chris, you wanna
get Dave Juniper up here?

Excuse Mel

I thought you might like to
hear from the only person...

Who actually knows
about this operation.

First of all, there's no way
to break the vaillar bank.

The money'll be laundered and dispersed in
negotiable instruments every 15 to 90 days.

Secondly, when this kind of
money starts changing hands,

bodies are gonna start
dropping like stock tips.

Thirdly, in case
you people missed something,

the bad guys know!

Somebody blew us in.
They laid me and Josh out...

On silver service platters
and shoved Uzis up our asses.

I thought I was a fucking cornish
game hen at Martha Stewart's house!

Charlie, they're all dead. The
bad guys have all been killed.

Didn't get Warren ganza. He's still
out there! - Warren's a "yes man."

He doesn't have any
credibility or connections.

All the players belong
to you now, Charlie.

Okay, okay. I'm on the payroll.

But there's no team. No eyeballs,
no sound, no cherry-pickers.

And don't let me see
anybody peeking!

All I want out of this
is the ocean view.

He's not gonna make it. You don't
know this guy, what he has in him.

Besides, I don't see as we have any other
choices. You're right. I don't know him.

I know he's a legend in the d.E.A., and I
respect what you have to say about him.

But he let that whole Miami operation
go to shit. Got a man killed.

I'm not saying, "pull him," but we goddamn
well better have a contingency plan...

If he starts seeing ghosts.

He'll hold it together long
enough to get us a bust.

He'll do it on instinct.

Charles Mayo? It's "may-oh."

"May-oh." right.
I'm Dave Juniper.

I've been assigned as your backup,
and I just wanna tell you...

How revved I am
to be working with you.

I mean, you're one of my heroes.

Who are your other heroes?
Keith Richards.

Remember: Never let me see you.

Didn't get Warren ganza.
He's still out there.

Oh, geez.

Not again! Oh, Jesus.

Oh, god.

God.

I wanna talk to you
about the job.

This is all confidential,
right? Yeah. Well.

Look, I've never
done this before, and, uh,

I just want you to know I'm not into
searching for my inner child...

Or finding out about my
disappointment in my mother.

Okay? Of course.

I mean, I really don't give a
shit if mommy was lacking.

I don't know why, but I just
found myself saying,

"mommy, mommy, mommy,"

over and over again, you know?

It just was...

I don't know.

Go ahead and wipe your eyes.

Anyway... Charles,
our time is up,

but I think you should
come in again tomorrow.

Our time's up? I just started.
We've done two hours.

I can't go any longer. - Please,
doctor. This is really helping me.

- I'll pay you anything.
- Believe me, I would stay,

but I've got group therapy session
that starts in a few minutes.

I just can't turn away
four other patients.

Yeah. Sure. Thank you.

Charles, why don't you stay
for the group therapy?

No, no, no, no, no. 1...

I really cannot share.

From what I could see, you need
to share more than anyone I know.

You're in a new city
in an untenable situation.

You're suffering from alienation
and a post-traumatic disorder.

Believe me, my friend,
you need the support.

Everybody in the building
knows it's against my nature...

To have a confrontation over something
like this... and why should I?

The result is just gonna be this mock
innocence that marginalizes my needs.

I ask her something very simple:

"Would you please not buy
any more walton ice cream?"

I really find it
chemical-tasting.

And sure enough, for dessert,
she's serving walton ice cream!

It usually happens
when it's really quiet,

like at a business meeting
or at a dinner.

And all of a sudden, I...

I feel this pressure building.

When I do good things,
I get punished.

And when I do bad things,
I get rewarded.

I've chaired that meeting
for the past four years.

And then to all of a sudden come
back and have Kramer chair?

- I don't count.
- Urge to scream.

- The bad guys always win.
- It's like corporate tourettes.

It's humiliating!

Am I not a person?

Might as well be buck naked with
a feather sticking out my ass!

I'm overwhelmed with this urge to
do something totally inappropriate.

And I sit there
and I tell myself,

"if you erupt, it will
destroy your life."

But that just makes
the pressure increase.

What do you do? First I hold my
tongue firmly between my teeth.

Like this.

And then I push my chin up.

But that starts to hurt, so...

Then I just bite
the heel of my hand.

Does that work?

So far.

You know how we all have this
way we want life to be, right?

We all say people get what's coming to
them in the end. I haven't seen that.

Do you think that's really true, Howard?
Or do you think that's a perception?

I really hate when you use that
patronizing tone with me. I hate that.

I mean, if we're in hell
as a fact of life, okay,

and I say, "hey, it's a little hot
in here," why am I called negative?

- Nobody called you negative, Howard.
- Yeah, you did.

- You didn't, but you did.
- No, I simply asked...

If it could just be the way
you're perceiving things.

Everything is just
the way we perceive things.

My perception of life is who I am...
It's me! It's my expression, okay?

And I perceive that every place I
look, the bad guys always win.

Next week we should spend the whole session
on that. - Oh, so I'm this burden now.

And I'm supposed to feel guilty about
that? - Nobody called you a burden.

But I just have another
20 minutes left,

and I'd just like to give Charles a chance
to talk about some of the issues...

He's been wrestling with since
he came to New York, all right?

Charles.

Uh, well, um...

I really hate watermelon.

I guess my main issues
really come from my job.

Where else, right?

H'm.

I mean, it was
always tough work,

and, I don't know, I thought
I had a handle on it, but...

This last deal...
I mean, what do you do?

Cheemo partel
starts singing to me.

Then he shoves a gun in my
partner's ass and blows him away.

They toss him out the window.
They grab me.

They throw me onto this serving platter.
My face is stuck in this...

Mushy watermelon... the
smell was just sickening.

And now cheemo starts getting really
crazy, humming these show tunes...

And sticking
this nine millimeter in my face.

And just before he blows my head off, the
dipshit surveillance team show up...

And kill everybody
in the room, and...

I don't know, I've been a
bit jittery ever since.

But the big thing is
these nightmares I'm having.

Okay, the guy I'm supposed
to be in bed with on this,

fulvio nesstra,
he's a total psycho.

And every time I close my
eyes, I can see his face,

even though I don't know
what he looks like, but...

I can see his eyes
burning through me.

Knowing what I'm thinking.

Knowing I'm a liar.
You're a liar.

Did you really think
you could steal from me?

I didn't steal. I swear, fulvio.

Larry, just admit it.
You'll feel so much better,

like a big weight's been
lifted from your shoulders.

I swear on the life of
my children... - Shut up!

Let me ask you something.

What do you think of arabs?

I really, uh...

I really don't get them.

I think we should just... just
bomb the whole middle east.

That's a typically bigoted response
to a culture you know nothing about.

You know, in Saudi Arabia, you can
leave a million cash on the table.

Come back two days later, it's
still there... you know why?

I... I... I guess they're
very honest people?

They're no better
than Americans.

But they have respect
for the law.

In the islamic world, you steal,

they cut your fuckin' hand off.

I didn't... I didn't take any...
Put your hand on the table.

Please, it's just a...
Doesn't matter what it is.

Without respect for personal property,
without obedience to the law,

we are no more than animals.

Put your hand on the table.
I won't say it again.

There's your fucking paper.
Let the neighbor go.

Yeah, the fuckin'
sports page is there.

- How's the new kitchen tile, lar?
- Looks really nice.

Good. Tell Barbara to
call me, all right?

Go change your clothes.

You went out and got
a new paper, didn't you?

I didn't get shit. It was
behind the fuckin' garbage can.

You're lying.

I can read your eyes.

You're callin me
a fuckin' liar, fulvio?

I crawl behind the garbage cans
to find your lousy sports page,

and you call me a fuckin' liar.

No. Yeah.

I ain't calling you
a liar, honey.

I'm saying you got a big heart.
Uh-huh.

You just saved this
sports-page-thieving sack of shit...

From getting
his hand chopped off.

Yeah.

Larry, you going to the city? Can I get
a ride from you? My car's in the shop.

Fine.

Charles! What do you think?

I get dizzy on a thick carpet.

I'm thinking of buying it.
It makes the wrong statement.

Estuvio hates it.
Come on. Let's talk.

I was very upset when I heard about
cheemo's death. It was a bad situation.

Are we still in business?
Of course we are.

Because I heard the feds were in
on the drop. There were no feds.

It was Warren ganza. He wanted in on
this and it was between cheemo and me.

Warren came in shooting...
No negotiations.

Nobody stood a chance. Is
he gonna make trouble here?

No. I told you once before,
my family is no longer...

Into that wild,
Colombian cowboy shit.

We need to keep a low profile,
and my father's counting on me.

I need to look good. It's very
important that I look good.

We're here to invest
in the commodities market,

and I guarantee
you will look great.

Warren ganza is my problem.
He will be dealt with.

This guy, he's having an '82 margaux
with tuna fish. What a poser.

Jason, can we just do this, please?
You gotta try the finger potatoes.

With salmon and creme fraiche... I'm
telling you, fulvio, tongue boner!

- I already ate. I just want coffee.
- You gotta try the potatoes.

I don't want finger potatoes. - Bring
him a plate. - I'm telling you my order.

I want coffee, milk, two sugars. Bring me any
weird-lookin' potatoes, I'll kill you both.

I want my coffee hot.
Shut up! Fulvio...

Jason, this is all about business.
Yeah.

We're not getting into bonding here. We're
not getting into weird fucking vegetables.

You got it? We got a meeting tonight with
some heavy hitters. Can you focus on that?

Yup, focus. Heavy hitting.
That's what I do.

Good, because these are not country club
boys from scarsdale we're dealing with.

Even though we do own that town.

We're dealing with two of the toughest
mobs in the western hemisphere.

You gotta stop acting
like such a yuppie hard-on.

No... just keep it down
to business tonight.

Don't try to be a big asshole
who orders food for everybody.

All right, all right. I'm just
trying to be a good host.

Having a little
fun with my life.

Fun is overrated.

Okay, so slow down. Just take a moment.
Take a moment?

You don't understand. I don't think
I can go through with this tonight.

He's gonna look in my eyes and know.
Then cancel the meeting.

You think I've got
some kind of real job,

where you can just have your
secretary call and reschedule?

Okay. Take a deep breath.
Try and calm down.

You're having
a small anxiety attack.

I'm gonna give you a stronger
prescription to take the edge off.

Only take one of these about
an hour before the meeting.

You don't want to pass out. Then I want
you to call this gastroenterologist.

Nothing impedes therapy like
acute, intermittent flatulence.

It's not happening. It's not happening.
Aw, come on, come on. Where is it?

Where's that good,
happy feeling?

One little pill
is not doing it, doc.

Oh!

Okay.

Yeah, how ya doin'?
Yeah, I got your name.

Something I'd like to do, and I
might be speaking out of turn,

but I would like
to tap into Poland.

'Cause I like the way they cook, and
if you can get them in simple clothes,

like jeans, maybe, you know?

The way their faces
are so gentle.

They're very interesting people.
Ah, this must be Charlie!

Sure, sure. Hi, I'm Jason cane.
Hey.

Glad to meet you. Have any
trouble finding the place?

No trouble at all.
Ah, they love me here.

It's gonna be great.
Of course, you know fidel.

Fidel. Estuvio...

Charlie, this is fulvio.

This is great.
Let's get this party rolling.

Uh, bring some cristal.

Could you get me some mineral
water with lime? Sure.

The same for me.

Yoo-hoo.

Do you have any consomme?

I'll see what I can do.

Yeah.

So, the first big meeting. We're gonna
make this an event. Good. Let's do it.

Oh, let's do it, kids!

Oh, whoa! What the hell is this?
No, no, no. No, no.

Here. Everybody outside, now.
Now.

- You don't have to tip!
- I don't give a fuck. Out. Everybody.

Fidel. Out!

I don't know what the fuck you think
this is... shut the fuck up and listen.

I don't know who told you that our business
together gives you a license to act...

Like a complete shit-for-brains, but this
kind of behavior makes me very, very uneasy.

Now, we're here to do one thing and one
thing only: To go over the arrangements...

And go the fuck home.

Yeah. Those are my children.
They're beautiful.

How come you never showed me
their pictures before?

I just never got around to it.

I'm trying to make a point. Those
kids are stunning. Look at that.

These are the faces that can change
a man's life. You're very lucky.

Look at that look.

That's Esmeralda. She looks
exactly like her mother.

That really... if you turn
it, it's a group shot.

Look, fidel. I can see why...

You didn't want me
to bring in any women.

You've got a beautiful
family, and I respect that.

I was just trying to show
everybody a good time.

I'm just a hard-on.
I'm... I'm sorry.

No, it's okay, Jason. You know what?
I think I was being too uptight.

Tell you the truth, I'm very
sensitive to this whole...

Colombian coke-dealer stereotype, and
it prevents me from loosening up!

I tell you, my wife tells me
I gotta lighten up a bit.

So, fuck it, bring on your party.
Seriously. No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. No, I insist.
No. No!

It's business first, and
then we'll party. Okay?

All right. Let me go
through the game plan.

You ever hear of a market straddle?
Sure.

All right, that's basically it. I'm gonna launder
your money by playing commodities futures.

The minnetti family gets
15% of every investment...

And 50% of all the profits.

And what are the minnettis
doing for all that vig?

We provide the set-up.

Charlie, what do you think?

I want the ocean view.

You're right. Why agonize over this?
Let's do it. Let's do it.

Bring on the party. I have not
danced in years. All right!

Yeah. Kids, come on back!

Yeah. Let's party.

Let's party.

We're gonna party.

J I'm your boogie man
that's what I am j

j I'm here to do
whatever I can j

j be it early mornin'
or late afternoon j

j or at midnight

j it's never too
never, never too soon j

j come on with me
come on with me

j come on and boogie on

Hey... you believe the eyes
are the windows to the soul?

Huh?

I'm very good at reading
what's in a person's eyes.

That's nice.

I'm reading yours right now.

Yeah? What do they say?

They say...

You're sleepy.

But I can't figure out...

Is it "too much drugs” sleepy...

Or "too much work" sleepy...

Or "I'm so fuckin' bored"
sleepy.

Maybe you got that
weird fuckin' sleeping disease.

"Narco-sleepy."
somethin' sleepy.

I will kill based on what I read in a
person's eyes. You should know that.

Wish I could sleep like that.

Ow, motherfuck.

Oh, yes.

I think you're a little slow
getting out of the gate, huh?

Must be your prostate.
You need to have more sex.

Did I ask you something?
Hey, don't be jealous.

Just 'cause you're all "snixed"
up the wiggly, you know?

Oh, yes.

You believe
the irony of this shit?

Can't even go to the bathroom without
getting into a pissing contest.

Okay. Okay.
You win the pissing contest.

And I win the shootin'.

Aah, fidel!

This guy's a fuckin' animal.
I know. I know.

But we're in the middle
of a billion-dollar deal.

He shot estuvio's ball off. Thank
god he missed his dick, but...

Come on, I gotta send a man
home with his ball shot off?

This is bad for my image.
Fidel, you're right.

He's an animal. I mean, this
guy scares the shit out of me.

He scares you, Charlie?

Fuck! I didn't think anybody
could scare you, man.

Listen, fulvio. I don't care who you kill
for a living or how much shit you push,

but you start that Don Johnson,
Colombian party scene shit,

and I will staple your dick
to your forehead.

Juniper, what did I say?

Are you trying to get me killed?
No.

I said, don't ever let me see you.
Do you know why?

Because if I can see you,
the bad guys can see you.

And if they can see you, I'm dead.
Here's the deal, Juniper.

You can't watch me any more.
I have to.

No, no. You have to
bring in your report.

As long as you do that,
you're covered.

Now, I want you to spend the
afternoons in this nice park...

Flirting with young ladies.

Then, at night, get yourself a drink
in the bar across from the hotel.

I will then bring you the data report.
They're not gonna...

They won't know a thing.
And I won't need to tell them...

That you're
an inept surveillance man.

I'm not inept. Okay. I didn't
mean to hurt your feelings.

Now, you do like I said. I don't
wanna see you unless I'm lookin'!

Ow!

Charlie Mayo?

It's "may-oh."

Judy tipp. I'm the enema queen.

The barium has to work its way up into your
intestines for the X-ray to see everything,

so you cannot release, no matter
how much pressure you feel, okay?

Uh-huh.

How'd you get that scar on your side?
From my last enema.

How many of these
do you do a day?

Oh, uh, all depends
on the season, really.

- Same shit, different assholes.
- That's it. That's all I can hold.

Haven't let in any water yet.
Just take it easy.

Think happy thoughts.

> This is a man's world

Ireland.

- Ireland. Top o' the mornin' to ya.
- Nm this is a man's world

- lucky charms. "Magically delicious.”
- Oh, please.

- Irish spring. Do you guys really use it?
- I can't talk right now.

Just relax, big guy. I'm
gonna tell you a story.

We had this patient who was so
terrified of this procedure...

That he started meditating
in order to...

Tell me how your meeting went.
It went fine.

Don't give me "fine."
I need details.

Remember, we're lettin' you run with
this because we're risking no money.

- Oh, listen, pop...
- Hold it.

How many times have I told
you not to call me pop?

Not dad, not padre, not pater.

None of those words that
elevate you above son-in-law.

I had one son,
and he killed himself.

I'm sorry, Don
carmine... shut up!

You know about my son?
He was a finocch'.

Do you know what that is?
He was a fag.

He came to me one night and
told me he was a homosexual.

A fuckin' cigar smoker.
Do you know how I felt?

I threw him out
of the fuckin' house!

I rejected him.

I loved him more
than I loved breathing!

At his funeral, I cried
like a little baby.

No one dared to come near
me, except one person.

He came over to me and he leaned my head
on his shoulder. Together we mourned.

I had a deeply bonding
moment with Leon,

my son's mooley hairdresser boyfriend
from Spanish fuckin' Harlem.

My beautiful son is dead.

And I'm sittin' here with some
demented psycho killer...

Who married my demented
psycho daughter.

I love Gloria. And I'm doin'
right by her husband.

Am I not lettin' you run
with this big money score?

Yes, Don carmine. - Everybody
thinks I'm soft as a rotted peach.

I mean, what do you know about high
finance? You're a fuckin' leg-breaker.

- But I gotta give you a shot.
- I appreciate that, Don carmine,

because I wanna
change my life...

And gain some
financial security...

So that I can make you some
grandchildren, Don carmine.

Can you imagine what kind of
children you and Gloria would have?

They'd scare the shit out
of Adolf Hitler. Fulvio?

Have a little mercy on the planet, huh?
Forget about children.

Make a little money, you know, and keep
the peace with that daughter of mine.

Thank you, Don carmine.

You all right?

Uh-huh. Listen. You're my
last patient for the day.

Why don't you let me
give you a ride home?

No, thank you.
That's-that's okay.

Look. You're a mess.
I'm giving you a ride home.

Here. Put on your pants.

How are you feelin'? Fine.

Oh, and so chipper too. What
did he prescribe for you?

Oh, I don't know.

What the hell are you doing? You
ingest that crap, and in six months...

We'll be fitting you
for a colostomy bag.

You are a deranged lady. Would you
please stop the car and let me out?

Why am I deranged? Because I don't
take the orthodox view of healing?

You don't take an orthodox view
of driving either. - Nice reflexes.

You clearly don't know anything
about drugs, okay? They're killers.

I bet I can alleviate your
stomach pains in two weeks.

In a month, I'll have 'em cured.
No chemicals involved.

You think so, huh?
Oh, what, you think im just a nut?

Yeah. Ah. But am I
an attractive nut?

Extremely. - So come on, it's two
weeks. What have you got to lose?

I can't. Oh, please.

Hey, I can make a better diagnosis
than that doctor I work for.

You wanna know what's
wrong with you? Sure.

Fear. I can see it in your eyes.

You're consumed with terror,
and it's eating you alive.

And if you don't get it under control,
you're gonna shit yourself to death.

Okay, what do you have in mind?

Well, I could take you for an herbal happy
hour and libido-building health food.

I'm tempted. Good deal. You're
on the road to recovery.

For me, the single most unbearable
point is having my life controlled...

By a bunch of idiots
who I despise.

I'd give anything
to run my own life.

Why do you feel you have no control
over your life? - Come on, Jeff.

How many of us get
to be our own bosses?

We all have to answer to some shithead,
and that's what makes it unbearable.

Then quit! - Take a pay cut to
go work for some other egomaniac,

who also humiliates
and terrorizes you.

What is this thing that
bosses have over you? Fear.

They work us through fear. They keep
us terrified of losing our status.

Lose your status
and you're fucked.

Why are you all so obsessed with status?
Because that's your armor.

What everyone thinks of you is
what determines your survival.

That's strange, coming from a cop. You're
one of the few that actually has armor.

But I'm a naked cop. Undercover. Just
waiting for the moment I'm discovered.

And then I won't be able
to pull my gun fast enough.

Luck. And retirement.

That would be...
The holy fucking grail!

Let me...
Let me show you something.

Doctor, wanna have a look?

Ocean views, servants,
all utilities... wow!

What is this? This is beautiful.

Six hundred a month. What
language do these people speak?

What's the difference?
This is paradise!

So where are we going tonight?
Tofu burgers, meditation?

Is that what you want?
I don't know.

- You don't know what you want?
- No, I guess I don't.

Well, fortunately I do.

You're looking for a great piece of
ass and the secret to eternal bliss.

How'd you guess? I'm your man.

What the hell is this? Ah, relax.
It's an adventure.

I don't like adventures.

You like champagne?
It gives me gas.

We'll drink it outside.

Wow! This is all yours? Huh? No.

Should be, but it's not.

Geez, what's that smell?

Oh, manure. I'm making a garden.

Thanks. Um, listen,

why don't you just let me
take you to dinner?

Oh, there's gonna be
plenty of time to eat.

Gotta have us a little foreplay
first, though. Oh, I like foreplay.

Yeah? Well, we got us some really
sexy toys floatin' around here.

This is your idea of foreplay?
Absolutely.

See, what we're gonna do is we're gonna
work all the cow shit in the mud,

then we're gonna grade it,
and then we're gonna...

Have you take this phallic
little gizmo right here...

And plunge it
into the wet soil...

While I follow you with seeds
and sprinkle it in the holes.

Are you serious? Absolutely.

Why don't you roll up your
sleeves and grab a shovel?

Okay, okay.

Oh!

I thought you were fixing this,
and I turned it on.

It's something that...

No! Nol

no! Nol

ah-ha! Got ya.

My big Italian.

Leave me alone,
will you, please, Gloria?

Can't you see this
is important to me?

You want tomatoes, you don't have to
pretend you're some old world Guinea.

Go to the store
and buy tomatoes.

They got Jersey beefsteaks,
88 cents a pound.

I don't want to buy 'em.
I want to grow my own.

The godfather
in his fuckin' garden.

Come on. Turn red,
you fuckin' bastard.

Charlie, listen to me.
I really want this to happen.

My father loves washing money
on wall street, right?

But if that psycho lowlife
pulls anything in there,

you duck, 'cause the bullets
are gonna be flying.

Fidel... shut up and just
pray this goes well.

Charlie Mayo and associates
to see Mr. king.

Go right in.
They're expecting you.

- Good morning.
- Hey! Guys! Great to see you.

So, we ready
to play the big spin?

Wow, look at all those cute
little boys, tucked in their...

Is this really ten million?
It's two.

- The agreement was $10 million!
- Changed it.

I wanted to see what you guys
can do with it, but, uh...

If you don't like it,
we can just go home.

What the fuck? Hey!

Two million's a lot of monopoly money.
Let's play with it...

And see if we're all happy...
That's reasonable, right?

Hey! Two million's fine. You're
gonna love what we do for you.

You should see what the
market's doing today. May I?

Excuse me, Jason.

Agents kohler and Harris
from the s.E.C. Are here.

What the fuck!

Stop, stop. This is routine.

The s.E.C. Is required to check on new
investment houses within 90 days of filing.

These guys are just accountants.
I can handle this.

I can handle this.

- I'll go out and talk to them.
- No.

They're gonna wanna come in and see
the operation. Invite them in.

Gentlemen, put the guns away.

Invite them in.
The guys are just accountants.

Put away the guns, please?

Invite them in!

Uh, send them in, Myrna.

Good morning, gentlemen.
What can I do for you?

Agent kohler with the s.E.C.
This is agent Harris.

We're here to conduct a spot audit.
No problem.

Jason, would you bring the books?
Gentlemen.

Uh, f.D.I.C.S. Forms.

You guys want a cola?

No, we're fine, thanks.

Your f.D.I.C. Report shows you aren't holding
enough cash to cover the stock issued.

But there seems to be no
shortage of cash around here.

Would you explain this to us?

We just converted this cash
for some offshore purchases.

Do you have a c.T.R. Exemption?

Right here. Excuse me.

I've got a lot to share. We did our
first deal today. It was terrifying.

Almost turned into a bloodbath.

The s.E.C. Walked right in in the middle
of it. I thought I was a dead man,

but the weird thing is...

All t really wanna talk about
is this amazing woman I met.

- Ah-hal
- I met an amazing woman.

Give us details, Charlie.
Did you score?

Her name is Judy. I met her at the doctor's
office. She gave me a barium enema.

You could call that scoring.

No, seriously. She's great. She
took me out on a date last night.

I don't know. For the first
time in months, I had fun.

Wow, what's that like?
That's excellent, Charlie.

No. No.

But I'm thinking of telling her.

Hey, Charlie.
Got some accounting to do.

I don't want talk.
I don't want promises.

I don't care if that boy had a mother who
loved him. I want money and lots of it.

Or everything goes to shit.
I don't have any.

Shut the fuck up! I know the kind
of cash that's floatin' around...

Fuckin' wrong answer.
Little rat showed up.

Yeah, yeah. Like I say, he...

He wanted in on the deal. Well,
I think Warren missed the boat.

H'm? Who's that?
I'll explain later.

Come on. Let's get out of here.

Charlie, the guy's a fed.

Did you take him out?

Yeah, he was with Warren. Come on.
Car's over here.

I bet you was wonderin' what I was
doin' back there when ganza jumped va.

I figured you were coming
to blow my head off...

And resented Warren
gettin' there first.

You a funny guy.

Well, now, what I was doin"... I was
comin' by your hotel to buy you a drink.

To tell you, you did a very smooth job
with those s.E.C. Boys this morning.

No shit. I could see why cheemo
thought so highly of ya.

Thanks.

You ever been
to New York before?

Passed through a couple of times.
Never actually spent any time here.

It ain't like it used to be.

You ever been to Italy? Uh-uh.

Most beautiful place
in the whole world.

I ain't been there either.

I got a lot of pictures, though.

I changed planes in Rome once.

No shit?

It must have been great, huh?
The airport was very nice.

I got out to get a snack. You know,
everything was written in Italian.

I was standing in line behind this
guy who ordered some "cree-cree."

I saw that he got
a bag of chips.

So, when it was my turn, I said,
"cree-cree." Got my chips.

"Cree for potato chips?”

No shit. I gotta remember that.
I think they spell it...

"C-r-i-s-c-r-i-s," but it's
pronounced "cree-cree."

Natch. All the Latin
languages are like that.

"I" is always an "e."

And you drop the last consonant.

Do any souvenir shopping or
anything like that? Yeah.

Beautiful leather goods.
Yeah. Like butter.

Charlie, you sound like a fuckin'
broken record. We're not pulling you.

As far as we're concerned, with Warren ganza
out of the picture, this deal is clear.

He killed Juniper, lonny. Nobody likes
to lose a brother officer, man.

But it goes with the job. We don't pull an
investigation because a good guy got killed.

We go out and get the fuckers! How are
you gonna get the fuckers that kill me?

We're all pretty
riled up about Juniper.

I want you to know that every man
and woman in this department...

Is standing right behind you.

How are you holding up?

Well, I'll tell you,
Dexter. Not too great.

Actually, I'm on my way to the top
floor just to throw myself off.

How's the view up there?

It's tough to lose a comrade.

I'm glad you've still got
a sense of humor, though.

It's healthy.

Hey, you. How're you doing? Hi.

Good. Yeah?

Listen, Judy. There's something very
important I have to talk to you about.

All right, well, tell me while
we're walking. Beautiful day.

J it's more than trouble

j I've got myself into

j nothing but sad times

j nothing but sad times

j not of a pocket

I all lined with coal

j nobody's caught the bouquet &

j and no dead presidents

I we can fold

j nothing is goin' my way

j it's more than woebegotten

j grey skies of old that's why I
can't sleep. I'm popping pills.

I can't control my bowels.
I'm a wreck.

This is the first time
I've seen you shut up.

What do you think? I think I have
a great parable for this problem.

There was this Buddhist monk, and he was
just walking through the mountains,

when out of nowhere
this tiger appears...

And just chases him
to the edge of the cliff.

So the monk climbs over the side, where
he sees fifteen feet below him...

Five other tigers
just waiting to eat him.

So the monk is just hanging there,
holding on to the little shrub,

when all of a sudden
he notices the strawberry.

And he smiles.
And he says, "wow!"

What a perfect strawberry.”

So he picks it, and he eats it.

And? That's it.

That's it? Mm-h'm.

The monk's about to be eaten by tigers,
and he stops to eat a strawberry.

What the hell's it supposed to mean?
It means...

We're supposed to be alive
every second we're alive.

Come on. Everybody's alive
when they're alive.

No, not if you're consumed by fear.
Come on. Look at you.

You were about to be eaten by tigers,
and twice the gods saved you.

Now, are you running around grinning like
you're the luckiest guy in the world?

No, you're popping tranquilizers
and shitting in your pants.

Ahoy there!

You gentlemen ready for a "dow is up, life
is sweet" aloha cruise around the harbor?

It's a little chilly. - Well, Jason's gonna
make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Come aboard, gentlemen.
Come on, guys!

Champagne, gentlemen?

Okay. Okay. I'm proud to
announce that this morning,

transcontinental investments acquired
800,000 contracts in soybean futures.

I would like to propose a toast
to my fellow bean tycoons.

Mm.

You bought $2 million worth of beans?
This is a joke, right?

No, I would not play with you, fidel. We
currently own two percent of the soybean market.

Are you out of your fuckin' mind? Do
you think I'm gonna tell my father...

That I spent two million of his
dollars to buy fuckin' beans?

I might as well shave my head and join the
fuckin' Dalai Lama. No, no, no. Dump it.

They're not beans. They're soybeans. They
use it to make tofu. It's very trendy.

I don't care if they're soy, Lima, kidney,
cannellini, heinz, fava or great northern,

you do not let my father think for one
minute that you're calling him a beaner.

Fidel... - You unload the beans and
give us back the money by tomorrow.

We'll get killed if I try to unload
this tomorrow. We'll lose at least 50%.

What about our end? You gonna cover it?
Fidel, he's got a point.

Charlie, shut the fuck up. You're
supposed to be with me on this.

Get this shit-for-brains
to cover your end of it.

I'm not tellin my Don we're
washin' your cash for free.

Well, you fuckin' guineas wanna go to
war with us over $300,000? Come on.

Us guineas? What about you fuckin'
Colombians? Minute you don't get your way,

it's out with the fuckin' Uzis...
Whoo, whoo, whoo.

- We can handle this shit right now.
- Come on, pancho. Let's go.

Come on.

Stop. Stop this
macho dick thing!

I don't care whose Guinea, Mick, Peter,
cock is bigger! I'm here to make money!

Fidel, nobody was looking
to insult your family.

- It was an honest mistake. Right, Jason?
- I swear. It was the best deal.

I had no idea the Colombians were
sensitive to the bean issue.

- I thought it was just the Mexicans.
- That's enough, Jason.

Do you understand, fidel?
It was a mistake.

Look what this fucker is doing to
my people. - Fucking guy went for me.

- You shot his ball off!
- Stop. Stop this. - Come on. Come on.

Please. We'll work it out.
Fidel...

I am not taking beans
to my father!

I said we'll work it out. But if
we do, are we still in business?

All right. First,
you gotta dump the beans.

My father, he's old world.
He's very sensitive.

He doesn't understand.
We don't even eat beans.

- Not even, like, a tuscan bean salad?
- Jason, shut up.

What? Believe me, fidel. Nobody
wants to insult your family.

We wanna make you happy.
We dump the beans.

Okay?

Okay.

But this guy has gotta stop
wasting my associates.

You know, I can't have people coming home
with missing balls and fucking cracked heads.

All right? Done.

Fulvio, I want you to
get control of that anger.

We've got money to make.

We have got a big problem. - It's a
small problem, nothin' we can't handle.

The yuppie broker bought into the bean
market, and now fidel's insulted.

Did I miss something?
Why is he insulted?

Fidel feels like we're makin' fun
of him because spics eat beans.

It's like being black, and having somebody
buy into the watermelon market for you.

I have no problem buying into olive oil.
That's a cultural stereotype.

Yes, carmine, but only if you
make that choice yourself.

So vaillar is ready to blow this
apart over a perceived insult?

We can hold this together. - Let's put
some indictments together and get out now.

Get out now. - We've got their two
million. - Colombians are money machines.

- Two million is nothin'.
- It's gettin' too messy.

Whack the Colombian
and keep his two mill.

Let's go for the bust now.
This thing is falling apart.

This guy Charlie's real smart. He can
hold this together for a big pay-out.

This fulvio's fucking nuts. There's
no way I can hold this together.

What do you think?

We stay.

What do you think, Charlie?

Fuck 'em. Let's stay.

There's just
maybe one little tiny glitch.

Can you cover any loss we have to make up if
Jason takes a beating in the marketplace?

- No way.
- No chance.

- No problem.
- Didn't think so.

Yeah, yeah. I'm comin'.

Great news. Can I come in? Sure.

Nice place, Charlie.
You travel in style.

Thanks. What's the great news?

Jason unloaded the beans. How
much of a hit did we take?

You're not gonna
believe this: 20%.

What? Don't know what it is about these
Ivy league, wall street preppy scumbags.

They know how to move the money. He passes
off the losses onto his other clients.

Un-fucking-believable. Isn't it?

He shoves 'em all in on the deal.
Ninety days, when the options are due,

the stupid little bastards
be divin' out the window.

Geez,

it's a fuckin' palace, Charlie.

H'm. I tell you,
that little fuckin' fidel...

Better be kissin' our asses
with Colombian gratitude.

We squirmed through the shit hoop
for that little beano freak, huh?

Yeah, well, I hope so,
but, you know, fidel's a...

Well, he's a very
difficult guy to please.

Tell me about it.
Wind changes, he goes bat-shit.

No control over his temper
whatsoever.

That's true. He does have a bad
temper, but, you know, I'd...

That's why we've got
to be extra calm...

To make up for
his lack of self-control.

I think we've been doin' a pretty
good job in that department.

Yeah, for the most part,

but, you know, I think he's still a little
upset about you maiming his bodyguard.

A little. Charlie,

you let a guy make fun of
your prostate, where are ya?

Jit's like a temple.

That's the dream: Survive this
insanity and retire to a pure life.

Wow.

Let's go upstairs.

That's the guy
who's gonna kill me.

Where?

Bullshit. Ooh. Look at this.

Huh? His partner's here too.

How does your, uh...
It kind of hurts.

What's the matter?
There's more of them.

There's more of them? Are you sure?
You think I'm being paranoid.

The Colombian and his bodyguard are
right there. Charlie, this is crazy.

Look. A normal person in a
normal situation, you're right.

But we're talkin' about consequences that
the normal person doesn't have to face.

If something goes wrong, I'm dead.
You can't say that,

because things are constantly going wrong
for you, and they always turn out okay.

But the odds say eventually
I'm gonna pull a bad hand.

And somebody's gonna call me, and I'm gonna
get smoked! Charlie, your fear is a magnet.

All this stuff that you're running from
is just gonna show up even bigger.

Fine. Let it show up later.

Phew. Dodged
another bullet, huh?

Like you always do.

You know something? H'm?

You...

Let's get something to eat.
I'm starved.

Okay. In New Hampshire,
the climate...

This is amazing! Don't tell me.

- You were at the home show too.
- Yeah.

And we all picked this place to eat.
Intertwining destinies. Jason.

Judy. Judy. Judy the beauty.
Come. Join us.

No. No, no, no. I insist. Please.
Look who's here.

Everybody, this is Judy. Hi.

Have a seat. Have a seat.
There's no room.

No, no, please. Please.
Don't be ridiculous.

Ken, two more set-ups
on seven. Drinks?

I-I'll get it. Armand. Hi.

The guy from my
group therapy's here.

Just remember:
The gods like youl.

This place has a butternut squash ravioli
that must be tasted before death.

Let me get you some. Armand, two
more plates of the ravioli.

Oh, and a bowl of strawberries
for my friend, please.

So, what was
your favorite setting?

We really loved the moorish villa.
Ah, very romantic.

A full moon over marakesh, a hookah full of
hashish and the dance of the seven veils.

Something like that. Yeah. I'm
into contemporary, you know?

People get too sentimental about the
classics. There's no reason to believe...

That things aren't just as
good today as 200 years ago.

We're just made to think
that everything new is shit.

Everything new is shit. - Fulvio hates
anything that's not 2,000 years old.

Well, then, you must've really
loved the sicilian farmhouse, huh?

It was a masterpiece. Yeah.

There's a photo exhibit of the agrigento
ruins at the met you should go see.

Those are my favorite ruins.
Charlie?

- That girl's a gem.
- I have to say that I'm partial to rococo.

Well, let's face it. It's all great. I
mean, it was the best of everything,

the Disney world
of global home design.

1-1-1...

Jesus.

Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!

Let him go! Let him go!
Help! Somebody help!

Get off him! Get... it's okay.
It's okay.

Honey. Help! Somebody help!
Don't start with me.

Stop it! Are you out of your mind?
Listen. Listen.

I'm a friend of Elliott's. He'll
explain later. Now, don't worry.

I'll take care of the check.

Sir, you'd better leave right now,
or I'll have to call the police.

I'm sorry for the disturbance.
He's actually a friend of mine.

I'll pay for his bill and any
other problems. Okay? Thanks.

What the hell was that?

He was mouthing obscenities at my
date right in front of his wife.

I had to deal with it.
Scumbag son of a bitch.

Hey, listen. Let's have a drink at the
bar, talk a little business, huh?

The girls'll be fine. Come on.
Yeah. Yeah. You all right?

Smoke?

No.

Fidel, Jason and fulvio
wanna talk about another move.

I don't know. Last one
was pretty screwy.

They cleaned our two mill,
just like they said they could.

And we swallowed our take.

What do you have in mind? I'm
proposing that we buy the market.

If we can control over a third of
a commodity, we can price fix.

What's it gonna cost
to buy the market?

We'd need to put out
about 40 million.

You want me
to put up $40 million?

I wonder what kind of business
they're talkin' about.

They're launderin' money.

Cute Colombian and his boyfriend with the
black eye, they represent a big drug cartel.

They're lookin' to invest billions in wall
street, and your boyfriend's settin' it up.

Wow. How exciting. - Yeah, well, fulvio
will fuck the whole thing up. Trust me.

Why do you say that?

He's out of his league.

He doesn't have the brains or the
self-control to pull anything like this off.

He's pretendin'. Have a
little faith in him.

Faith in fulvio? He's a loser. His big ambition's
to be a gardener like his grandfather,

but the fuckin' moron
can't even grow a tomato.

You ever hear of an Italian
who can't grow a tomato?

- I rest my case. Which way is the John?
- Oh.

- Must be going through a down phase.
- Seems that way.

- I'll put in 20 million if you match it.
- No fuckin' way.

Fidel, they are supplying the set-up.
They don't need their money laundered.

Everybody needs
their money cleaned, right?

Besides, this is such a great deal...
It's gonna provide so much profit...

I say count me in for half. I
think that's very reasonable.

Charlie, what do I look like? Fuckin' Santa
claus? Where am I gonna get $20 million?

- Do I look like fuckin' Santa claus?
- Let's just talk about it.

Go ahead. Talk about it.
Get back to me.

Come on.

You still think
the gods love me?

Well, you're still alive.

Yeah, that was because
I punched out poor Elliott.

Oh, god. Here.

What is this? Don't ask.

Mm I guess this is
good for me, right?

Mm-h'm. Oh.

Ohh. So what'd you think of the
death squad? I don't know.

They seemed fairly normal. "Fairly normal”?
You thought fulvio was fairly normal?

He shot estuvio's ball off.

Ooh. He just seems... he
just seems very unhappy.

I'm sure you're right.
Did you get a load of his wife?

Mm-h'm. She seems pretty
unhappy too. Yeah?

She didn't happen to
mention fulvio's achilles heel?

Tomatoes. Tomatoes?

Mm-h'm. What is this about
fruits and vegetables?

I'll get it.

Hello? This one.

Hello?

What the hell
do you need me for?

I need you to explain the deal. You're
better at those things than me.

I am not gonna explain it to your Don.
Oh, yes, you are.

No, I'm not.

He doesn't even know me. Why the
hell would he put up 20 mill...

On the word of a total stranger?

People like you.

Fulvio tells me
you're a very smart feller.

I don't know how smart it is...

To ask carmine minnetti to put
up 20 mill for you to play with.

But you tell me.

- It's not very smart, sir.
- He's just kiddin'. Right, Charlie?

- Shut up, fulvio. Keep talkin', Charlie.
- Nothin' to say.

Anytime you put up that kind of
money, you're takin' a big chance.

Well, if buying up
a third of the market...

Means it's that easy to price fix,
wouldn't more guys be doin" it?

But, you know, wall street traders do
it every day... - I said shut up, fulvio.

Tell me what could go wrong. - First of all,
we've gotta put the 40 mill together...

And make sure
no little things fuck up.

You know,
a routine traffic stop goes bad.

Somebody gets greedy and
decides to run with the cash.

Then we have
to manipulate the market...

Without the s.E.C. Catching wind of
what we're doing, which is impossible,

because once you buy up a third of
the market, they're gonna know.

And they're gonna be sniffin' up
our rectums for unpleasant aromas.

I like you, Charlie. At least
you don't try to bullshit me.

I'm gonna think about this.
I'll call you later.

Just keep the phone on.

That's the way you help me?

I take you to meet the chief,
and you queer the deal!

We don't know that the deal is queered.
Wait for the call.

You told him not to do it! You told
him a thousand things could go wrong.

I wanted to establish some trust.
Trust?

You were supposed to sweet talk
'im, use a little salesmanship!

You practically told him run for
the hills and hold onto his balls!

I was using reverse psychology. We don't
wanna appear too eager. Too eager!

I am fuckin' eager!
I want out of this shit!

I'm sick of bein' a fuckin' cliche.
I need some cash...

So I can get out of this fuckin'
Guinea gangster movie lifestyle!

Y-you don't like bein' a thug?
I fuckin' hate it!

Jesus. Fulvio,
I... I never would've...

You're so good at fucking people up.
I thought you loved your work.

You don't know me.
Nobody knows me.

Yeah. I'm sorry, man. Um,

I know how you feel.

How could you know how I feel?

Everything goes right for you.

Dexter, I don't know. I wasn't
countin' on playin' with my own money.

Twenty million would
leave me seriously exposed.

All we have to do
is show 'em the 20 mill.

They show us theirs.
I pop 'em all.

We leave a couple million at the
crime scene, pocket the rest.

One day's work: $18 million.

Just make sure my son-in-law
accidentally gets killed in the process.

Done.

Why are you going to do another deal with
them, huh? After all that they've done,

you are going to give
them $20 million, huh?

I'm not gonna give them $20 million.
I'm going to show them $20 million.

Then I'm going to kill
that fulvio nesstra,

and we're going
to take his money.

What about Charlie?

We'll kill him too. You forgot
who brought him to this dance.

- Don't look at it.
- They'll pay for hurting you, mi vida.

My life is shit, Charlie.

Maybe that's why I'm always
ready to fuck somebody up.

You know, most of the time
I'm just walkin' around...

Waitin' for somebody to say something
wrong just so I can do 'em.

Why? I don't know.

Maybe I got low self-esteem
or somethin'.

Everybody I ever knew just
treated me like I was dog shit,

even my fuckin' grandmother.

Could you believe an Italian grandma would
treat her sweet little bambino like a herpe?

Listen, fulvio. Everybody feels that.
Everybody has self-doubt.

Not you, man.
You don't even flinch.

You're so fuckin' cool, I stick a gun
in your face, you take a fuckin' nap.

So don't try and tell me you got your doubts.
I know you're just tryin' to say that...

To make me feel better.

If only something would change.

I know life could be sweet.
I could be too.

I wanna be sweet.

Yes, Don carmine?

Eh? Yeah.

He's gonna do it.
How'd you know?

I just try to go with the flow.

They are
bringing $40 million cash.

If now is not the time to make the bust,
when is? The vaillars have billions.

You pop 'em for $40 million; It'd be like
me stealin' a quarter out of your pocket.

We can also put fidel vaillar
away. He's a major player.

Pedro vaillar has twelve sons. He
doesn't give a shit about losing fidel.

He doesn't even like the little fag.
Fidel's gay?

- Oh...
- No.

I never knew. Listen, Charlie.
You're doin' a great job on this.

We got all the deals documented. We know
just where all the certificates are.

We drain the vaillar resources,
and then we shut 'em down.

Nobody's ever done that
to a cartel.

Lonny.

He just nailed you?
No attempt at communication?

It was a bloodbath. I never thought
anything like that could happen in my life.

Elliott, I am so sorry, man. I thought
you were going to get me killed.

Oh, geez, what did I do?

Charlie, Elliott's not talking about
what happened in the restaurant.

What's goin' on?

I finally lost it at work this morning.
What happened?

Well, there was a meeting
of department heads,

and I implied that the head
of marketing was rigid.

And I called her job skills
into question.

Then I jumped on the table...

And screamed that she
was a psycho nigger cunt...

Unfit for work anywhere except a
low-level bureaucracy somewhere.

- Then they fired me.
- Oh, Jesus, Elliott.

I don't care so much about losing
my job or my wife leaving me.

- Your wife left you?
- Last night.

The thing that's killing me is that there's
this assistant who takes the notes...

At all the meetings,
and she's just wonderful.

She just has the face of an angel,
such a beautiful personality.

And when she heard me use that
word... she's African-American...

I saw her face just sink.

Boy, I did not like hurting her.

I reduced everything to that ugliness
because I couldn't control my hatred...

For the head of marketing.

Jesus.
What a piece of shit I am.

Hey, hey. Elliott, you're not
a piece of shit. - Yes, I am.

Come on. Sh. - Let's give Elliott
a moment to compose himself.

Charlie, didn't you mention you had a
showdown coming up? Isn't that on your mind?

Yeah. It's tomorrow. Tomorrow?

- Yeah.
- What are you gonna do?

- Try not to get killed.
- That's it?

You're not going to do anything?

Let me ask you something. If you
go into a business meeting...

And you know you're gonna be
annihilated, what do you do?

I shut my mouth
and try to weather it.

There's gotta be something.
I always look for an edge.

It's a lose-lose scenario.

I'm sorry that I have to do this,
but I can't stay late tonight.

I have another engagement
I just can't break.

- That's perfectly understandable, doctor.
- Don't worry about it.

Listen, guys, as this is my last night among
the living, do you wanna have a drink?

That'd be great. I would love
to... love to have a drink.

Good night, doctor. Good night.

Hey, Charlie, is Jerry feinstein
gonna be at the meeting?

Who's Jerry feinstein?
Jerry feinstein.

He was at your table with the supermodel,
big wall street party animal.

Everybody knows
who Jerry feinstein is.

Lonny, listen. Jason cane, the wall street
creep who's pulling this all together?

Guess what. His real name
is Jerry feinstein.

Jerry feinstein. Okay. I'll give
it a run, see what turns up.

Good evening. Plaza athenee.

Charles Mayo, please.
One moment, please.

You have reached mailbox
number 1601.

Hey. It's me. Listen.
We're in some shit.

I gotta talk to you.
Meet me at 63rd and 5th.

I would like to propose
a toast, gentlemen.

- To the men that we used to be.
- Yeah. No shit.

I'm basically the same guy. Well,
15 years ago, I would go down...

To the trading floor
dressed like Don Johnson.

I was ready to kill. I was the man.
I was the king. I was fearless.

You were on coke.

I was a little high, but, you know, I
was 25. I thought I was James Bond...

In monte Carlo playing baccarat with...
What's that guy with... - Ernst blofeld.

- Ernst blofeld with the cat?
- We all lost our edge.

I never played baccarat in monte
Carlo, but I once did Vegas...

With some Hong Kong triad types.

Phew-hoo-hoo. It was incredible.
I tell you.

Drug lords really knew
how to party.

What do you mean, "knew"? Don't
they still know how to party?

Not the ones I'm involved with.
They're as miserable as we are.

Wait a minute. Even the
bad guys are unhappy?

That's depressing.

Lucien, have you seen lonny?

He was messin' at the computer, then he
bolted out of here about two minutes ago.

You're in constant danger. The pay isn't
great. You have no personal life.

Gotta be something about
the work that turns you on.

Why would you do it for
18 years if it was awful?

It wasn't always awful. There was a
time that it really was incredible.

Like drugs.

Well, it was a lot like
getting high.

I mean, you've got the camaraderie
of doing it with your buddies,

but the greatest thing was
playin' for the high stakes.

You blow it, you're dead.

Hey, it's me.

Listen. We're in some shit.
I gotta talk to you.

Meet me at 63rd and 5th.

I love this shit, see.

I-I should've been born you. When I
grow up, I wanna be like Charles.

- Give me the game. Describe the game.
- Well, it's like I said.

First, it's about the stakes, but you are
the man. It's just you and the bad guy.

Anytime you make contact, you never know
what information he has that you don't.

Hey, lonny, Charlie left me a
message to come pick you up.

He said he couldn't make it. How
do you know what's goin' on?

Come on. Hop in.

You go on instinct.
It's a weird kind of magic.

I don't know. A sixth sense.

If you're wrong, you're dead.

When that guy cheemo killed
your partner, what happened?

I never knew how cheemo
figured me out in Miami.

- I racked my brain over it.
- Ti couldn't live like that.

Well, until you experience it,
there's no way to understand.

You're never gonna live that way, so don't
worry. Get back to the game. Can I have one?

Okay. So you're with a bad guy,
and everything's casual.

You make innocent small talk.
"What about them marlins?"

"Did you see the tits
on that broad at the bar?"

So how's Charlie doin, is he gonna make it?
He'll be fine.

But none of it's innocent, 'cause you're
dealing with cutting-edge criminals,

and they've got great instincts too, so it's
not even a question of being caught in a lie.

There's so much pressure on you,
you can say "the sky is blue" and

because you feel like a liar, simple
small talk becomes a giveaway.

Boy, what a character.
I can't figure the guy out.

You're not the only one. The hardest
part is when you have to ask questions.

Nothing'll get you killed
faster than asking questions.

So, did Charlie tell you where he was
phoning from? - No. He didn't say.

Did you talk to him? - Yeah, yeah. He said
he wanted to meet both of us right away.

If they're being friendly, you've
gotta talk, be personable.

But if you're too personable, you volunteer a
detail about your girlfriend's cellulite...

Or your neighbor's aluminum
siding... you know,

I've been in town for four weeks;
I haven't caught one ball game.

You don't have any ticket
connections by any chance, do you?

Man it's like a life of
permanent job interviews.

I mean, you're on your best, phoniest
behavior. Everything's going great.

You tilt your head the wrong way,
and... poof... you don't exist.

Hello?

Hey, Howard. It's Charlie.
I need to ask you something.

Charlie, what are you doin', man

do you think you lose faith
first, and then your balls go?

I don't know. You gotta do something
drastic to get 'em back, right?

I don't have a fastball any more.
Then you gotta throw the change-up.

I'll see you soon.

As soon as we see his money, pull
your gun, but don't shoot him.

I wanna slice his prick right down the
middle before I blow his fuckin' head off.

It will be hard to
stop from killing him.

I know. His pain
is my gift to you.

F.b.i. Agent clemmens speaking.
May I help you?

This is d.E.A. Agent
Dexter helvenshaw.

I'm working a sting operation that's
been corrupted by a rogue officer.

I'm in danger
and requesting assistance.

Yes, sir.

This is incredible timing that we're
putting this deal together today.

Why's that?

Because early this morning I was on the
phone with Tokyo, and I got us in...

On something that's
supposed to be very hush-hush.

- All right. What is it already?
- Right.

There's a new software the
Japanese have been developing...

To blow Microsoft
out of the water.

I heard about that. They've been working
on that for years, right? Yeah.

Well, they finally perfected it. Katsumi's
gonna make an announcement next week.

- My father loves that company.
- Then he's gonna love what I just did.

I took a $40 million bite
out of the market this morning.

- You didn't even have the money yet.
- Fuck it. Life's a gamble.

And here's the cash. I was checking
the prices on the way over.

I think by the end of this week,
this 40 million will be doubled.

That's fantastic! I can't wait
to tell my father. This is...

Okay. Good. Here's my money.

Now you show me yours.

Okay. Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Shit! Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Shit!

Shit! Shit! Shit!
Easy, easy, easy.

Agent Mayo, are you all right?

Charlie, are you down?
Do you need help?

You're a cop?

I thought you were my friend.

I am, fulvio. We just met
under bad circumstances.

Agent Mayo,
do you require assistance?

Not until you
blew me in, Dexter.

What's goin' on?

That's agent Dexter helvenshaw back there.
He's the one who put all this together.

Isn't that right, Dex?
That's right.

- What the fuck's he doing?
- He wants you to kill me,

and he's gonna shoot you, steal the
money and make himself a hero.

That's right.

Fuck him.

Ohh.

Oh. Are you alive, mi vida?

Ohh.

I think my ribs are broken.

I'll get you out of here.
Come on. Sh.

Put your hands out in front
of you, Charlie.

Get 'em out! Jason, grab a suitcase.
Stand over there.

See ya, asshole,

he fucked ya, fulvio.
Now you're a dead man.

Wouldn't you just love a little
payback before the lights go out?

Jesus, fulvio, I believe you'd
rather use that gun on me.

Freeze! F.B.I.!

Put your weapons down and get on your
knees! Dexter helvenshaw, d.E.A.

- I'm the one who called in for assistance.
- I'm agent Mayo.

- He's the rogue who killed his superior.
- Hands behind your head.

This is fulvio nesstra, part
of the minnetti crime family.

There's also some dead Colombians
right over here. Who's this guy?

This is my informant. I wanna take
him in for debriefing. All right?

I'm pickin' up my weapon.

You need some help? You gonna be all right?
No. I'm fine.

I just got nicked.
Get up. Let's go.

Just a little further, mi vida Cara.
I can't, vida.

You go on without me.
Save yourself.

No. Never.
Estuvio, darling, look at me.

I swear if we get out of here,
I promise I'll leave my family.

We could get that co-op at Hudson
and Perry. I swear. Fidel,

you must design clothes.

Yes.

Come, darling.

Fidel, do we have to?
It's our only way out.

Oh, no!

What are we gonna do now?

We use this cash to cover the shares you bought,
then dump the stocks when the market doubles.

Uh-huh.
What about carmine minnetti?

I'll stall him for a few days
while you play the market.

F.b.i.! Put your hands on your head now!
Get 'em up!

Agent helvenshaw, d.E.A.
We're d.E.A.!

- I heard you the first time.
- I'm goin' for my I.D.

What do you say, handsome?

I think somebody up there
likes me.

All the way down. Clear.

Fuck.

They must've gone out the back.
Oh, really?

Then why don't you
open up that suitcase?

The guns! Did you see 'em?

It was great! Get me something
for fulvio's leg, will ya?

Oh, Charlie, you think...

You got the market cornered
on pharmaceuticals?

These guys aren't real feds?
Just friends from group therapy.

We're not busted?

Nope.

Come on. What a...
What about the money?

We keep it, fulvio. It's
a chance to make life sweet.

Here's to the ocean view.
To the ocean view!

All right! The ocean view! Yes!
I mean, that's incredible.

Yes! We did it!

Fidel, what's your father going to do
when he finds out we lost his money?

What he always does:
Blame my mother.

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