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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:03,249 As a parent, you want to protect your baby 2 00:00:03,250 --> 00:00:04,639 from everything. 3 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,120 Like stairs... 4 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:08,359 Poison... 5 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,459 And White people trying to touch their hair. 6 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:12,420 It's beautiful. 7 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,340 But once they hit middle school, 8 00:00:15,350 --> 00:00:18,119 the biggest thing you have to protect them from 9 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:19,439 is themselves. 10 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,799 Jack Johnson, cinnamon challenge, 2019. 11 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,699 Esskeetit! 12 00:00:28,220 --> 00:00:29,549 Damn it, Jack! 13 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:31,289 I'm Jack Johnson, 14 00:00:31,290 --> 00:00:33,720 and this is the flu season challenge. 15 00:00:33,721 --> 00:00:35,669 Esskeetit. 16 00:00:39,710 --> 00:00:41,102 Damn it, Jack! 17 00:00:41,103 --> 00:00:43,105 2019 Nitro Circus Challenge! 18 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:47,340 Esskeetit! 19 00:00:51,230 --> 00:00:53,340 Damn it, Jack! 20 00:00:53,350 --> 00:00:55,669 Did I esskeetit? 21 00:00:55,670 --> 00:00:57,119 So I was on high-alert 22 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:00,679 for situations where Jack could get himself into trouble. 23 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,789 Guess who got new outfits 24 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:04,459 for the school dance! 25 00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:06,779 I don't know why she does that. It's me and Jack. 26 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:09,422 It's gonna be so much fun. 27 00:01:09,423 --> 00:01:10,789 Mm-hmm. 28 00:01:10,790 --> 00:01:12,280 No. It's not. 29 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:14,479 Because I'm chaperoning. 30 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,304 Esskeetit! Esskeetit! Esskeetit! Esskeetit! 31 00:01:16,305 --> 00:01:17,969 Esskeetit! 32 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:22,960 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 33 00:01:22,978 --> 00:01:26,023 I-I'll pay you $50 cash if you don't chaperone. 34 00:01:26,024 --> 00:01:28,040 You protesting only tells me 35 00:01:28,050 --> 00:01:30,860 that you plan on doing some dirt at the dance. 36 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:33,650 You played yourself. 37 00:01:33,656 --> 00:01:35,115 Damn it, Jack. 38 00:01:35,116 --> 00:01:36,279 Okay, Dad, if you're not going 39 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,959 to back out of it for him, just do it for me. 40 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,879 If you show up dancing and being all you, 41 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,879 the kids at school will treat me like Jack. 42 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,359 Baby girl, we all have a price to pay for Jack, 43 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,376 and sadly, this is yours. 44 00:01:46,377 --> 00:01:47,752 It's the Jack Tax. 45 00:01:47,753 --> 00:01:48,753 Mom... 46 00:01:48,754 --> 00:01:49,963 Don't worry sweetie. I got you. 47 00:01:49,964 --> 00:01:51,539 Thank you. 48 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:53,258 So glad I have one parent who gets it. 49 00:01:53,259 --> 00:01:54,379 - Hey. - Come on, Jack. 50 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:55,840 Let's go try on your outfit, and I'll tell you 51 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:58,471 what's gonna get you roasted at the dance. Let's go. 52 00:01:58,472 --> 00:02:00,550 I think his outfit is very nice. 53 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:04,339 Dre, I think maybe 54 00:02:04,340 --> 00:02:05,560 you should pass on the chaperoning. 55 00:02:05,570 --> 00:02:06,999 I don't want you to embarrass Diane. 56 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,040 I get that, but I'm worried about Jack. 57 00:02:09,050 --> 00:02:10,460 - I know. - Someone needs to be around 58 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:12,659 to keep an eye on him during his experimental phase, 59 00:02:12,660 --> 00:02:15,000 especially at a private school dance 60 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,659 where there's drugs, alcohol, 61 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:18,283 and all kinds of other stuff. 62 00:02:18,284 --> 00:02:20,953 You're right. You should be there to look out for Jack. 63 00:02:20,954 --> 00:02:22,199 Thank you. 64 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,740 But you cannot... 65 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:27,119 under any circumstances... 66 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,709 - dance. - What? 67 00:02:28,710 --> 00:02:31,060 I will not let you embarrass Diane. 68 00:02:31,070 --> 00:02:32,740 But what if they play my jam? 69 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,300 - No. - What if there's a circle 70 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:36,219 - with no one in the middle? - No. 71 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:38,440 What if the spotlight hits me just right? 72 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:40,380 No! 73 00:02:40,389 --> 00:02:41,879 Fine! 74 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,539 - I won't dance! - Thank you. 75 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:45,219 But just know... 76 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:47,660 you have robbed these kids of beauty. 77 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:52,080 Mm. 78 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,749 Okay, date night! 79 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:57,120 What do you want to watch? 80 00:02:57,130 --> 00:02:58,640 What do you want to watch? 81 00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:00,910 Let's say what we want to watch at the same time. 82 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,660 "A Star is Born." 83 00:03:02,661 --> 00:03:05,414 Oh, God, I love us. 84 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,819 Listen, have you... Hey, hey, hey! 85 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:10,002 Make room for Jesus. 86 00:03:11,670 --> 00:03:13,579 Mm-hmm. 87 00:03:13,580 --> 00:03:14,640 Mnh-mnh! 88 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:16,660 Jesus likes to stretch out. 89 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,659 Uh-huh. 90 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:22,080 Yeah, yeah, well, that's more like it. 91 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,319 And, Junior, have you seen Devante's Bubbasnug? 92 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:28,079 I'm asking 'cause you're really the only one 93 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,145 looking after that child. 94 00:03:29,146 --> 00:03:30,149 Bubbasnug? 95 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:32,579 It's a blankie and pacifier in one. 96 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,985 Genius collab. He had it when we were at the par... 97 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,260 Oh, no. 98 00:03:37,270 --> 00:03:38,460 We must have left it there. 99 00:03:38,470 --> 00:03:39,863 He can't fall asleep without it. 100 00:03:39,864 --> 00:03:41,160 Aw, poor little guy. 101 00:03:41,170 --> 00:03:42,919 It's his favorite thing in the world. 102 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,279 We have to go back and look for it. 103 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,000 - Let me grab my stuff. - Okay. 104 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:48,500 And then we can get back to doing what we were doing. 105 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,120 You better not get back to doing what you were doing. 106 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:55,499 Mm-hmm. 'Cause Black Jesus sees you everywhere! 107 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,547 Uh-huh. 108 00:03:56,548 --> 00:03:59,289 So my plan was to lock down Jack 109 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:01,160 and not embarrass Diane, 110 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:02,619 as if I even could. 111 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:05,709 - Hello, Jack's dad. - Hello, Diane. 112 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:07,119 You don't know me, 113 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,919 and I don't know you. 114 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,329 Yes, just continue to lay low for me, 115 00:04:11,330 --> 00:04:12,700 or even leave. 116 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:14,760 - Whatever feels right. - Okay. 117 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:16,320 She doesn't get it, 118 00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:18,899 but I bet you're glad I'm here. 119 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:20,919 Always happy to have a parent help out. 120 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,579 Yeah, well, but these other parents aren't like me. 121 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:26,379 I know the difference between a flash drive 122 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:28,539 and a vape pen. 123 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:29,560 Do you? 124 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:33,279 Flash drive. 125 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,600 This is the key to my Civic, Mr. Johnson. 126 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,459 Okay. 127 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:41,999 - Is that a glitter bomb? - No, 128 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,052 it's two glitter bombs. 129 00:04:44,053 --> 00:04:45,799 So, what are you boys doing? 130 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,169 Nothing. 131 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:49,240 Yeah, these are... 132 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:51,559 are... are dance s-sticks. 133 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,820 Really? Give them to me. 134 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:56,440 Give them to me. 135 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:57,639 Ha! 136 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,819 So you thought you could pull one over on me? 137 00:04:59,820 --> 00:05:01,340 Please. 138 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:04,760 I'm undefeated against children. 139 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:07,279 Esskeetit! 140 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:10,419 Uh-oh! 141 00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:12,999 Look like we got a parent on the floor! 142 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,779 ♪ Let me see you pop them things ♪ 143 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:17,250 - ♪ Shake your... doo doo brown ♪ - Oh, that's... that's my jam. 144 00:05:17,254 --> 00:05:18,962 Come on, Dad. You know you want it. 145 00:05:18,963 --> 00:05:20,139 No, no, no, no, no, man. 146 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:21,899 Let the kids dance. It's their night. 147 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:22,959 ♪ I wanna rock my man ♪ 148 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,619 ♪ I wan', I wanna rock my man ♪ 149 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:26,979 - ♪ I wanna rock my man ♪ - Uh, maybe it's my night, too. 150 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:31,329 All right, come on, y'all! 151 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:33,540 Come on! Ha, ha! 152 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:36,040 It's a party now! Come on, party! 153 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:37,059 Party! 154 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:39,879 ♪ Man, man, m-m-m-man ♪ 155 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,829 God is real. 156 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:46,219 ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ 157 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,993 - ♪ "Hey, hey, and more hey" ♪ - Come on. Ride the pony! Come on! 158 00:05:47,994 --> 00:05:49,959 Ride the pony! Come on! 159 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,219 Ride the pony! Ha, ha! 160 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:53,879 - ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ - Come on! 161 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:57,369 Whoo! Yeah! 162 00:05:58,580 --> 00:06:01,000 Thank you. Thank you very much. 163 00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:02,879 ♪ Doo doo brown ♪ ♪ Doo doo brown ♪ 164 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,380 - ♪ Doo doo brown ♪ - Diane? 165 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,359 ♪ Doo doo brown ♪ ♪ Doo doo brown ♪ 166 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,820 - ♪ Doo doo brown ♪ - Man, why'd you make me dance? 167 00:06:07,940 --> 00:06:09,500 Diane! 168 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,669 I'm sorry I embarrassed you! 169 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,249 ♪ Shake your things, baby ♪ 170 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:17,509 ♪ Shake your things, baby ♪ 171 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:18,524 ♪ Shake, shake them things, baby ♪ 172 00:06:18,525 --> 00:06:19,920 Diane? 173 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,440 Dad?! 174 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:27,650 Noooooo! 175 00:06:27,658 --> 00:06:28,739 Mr. Johnson, 176 00:06:28,740 --> 00:06:31,240 I'm concerned about your abilities as a chaperone. 177 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:33,240 So am I. 178 00:06:42,180 --> 00:06:44,040 No one feels like talking, huh? 179 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:47,339 That's okay. I'm totally fine with silence. 180 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,060 Dr. Goldberg says I don't have to narrate everything. 181 00:06:54,460 --> 00:06:56,039 Hey, did you hear 182 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,679 that there were some kids making out? 183 00:06:59,090 --> 00:07:01,549 I wonder if there's some pictures of that. 184 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:03,199 That'd be nice to see. 185 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,540 Oh, but then again, 186 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:06,880 I also think that young lovers deserve privacy. 187 00:07:08,090 --> 00:07:10,259 - Mason? - Mm-hmm? 188 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:13,540 How about we, uh, don't talk? 189 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,140 You got it. 190 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,039 Does this car have air bags? 191 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,930 Mason, I said please don't talk! 192 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:26,040 Hi! 193 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:28,009 Go upstairs, and don't come out until I figure out 194 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:29,219 what to do with both of you. 195 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:30,439 Go! 196 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,720 What happened? Why are you back so soon, 197 00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:34,879 and why... why do you have pit stains? 198 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:35,999 Did you dance? 199 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,159 You know who you married. 200 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,420 I'm never gonna dance again. 201 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,219 Your son set off a glitter bomb... 202 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:45,780 ... and your daughter... your... 203 00:07:46,470 --> 00:07:48,359 your daughter, she broke my heart. 204 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:49,460 How? 205 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:55,439 I saw her kissing a boy! 206 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:56,679 Oh! 207 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,469 That is so exciting! 208 00:07:58,470 --> 00:08:00,150 Oh, my God! 209 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,060 - What a moment! - It's not a moment, Bow! 210 00:08:03,070 --> 00:08:05,089 - It was gross. - Oh, come on. 211 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:06,549 It was a head-wobbling, 212 00:08:06,550 --> 00:08:08,879 open-mouth, public slob down. 213 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,519 How long were you watching? 214 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,320 Long enough. I saw everything. 215 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:15,399 Damn it! I should've never got that LASIK. 216 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,119 Dre, Diane kissing a boy 217 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,980 is normal and healthy. 218 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,179 We... We should be excited for her, 219 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:24,239 not shaming her. 220 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,599 That does not even sound right, Bow! 221 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,719 - What? - Public kissing is how a girl 222 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:29,779 - gets a reputation. - Oh, my God. 223 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:33,199 And it's my job to make sure she does not become "that girl." 224 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,400 That kind of talk 225 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:39,589 is going to make her feel ashamed about her body 226 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:43,719 and about kissing and about natural exploration. 227 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:44,940 Will you please stop talking, Bow? 228 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:47,059 No, you stop talking, Dre! 229 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,679 I am gonna go and reassure Diane 230 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:53,330 about this exciting and special night 231 00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:56,320 that you have made very, very weird. 232 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,759 Unbelievable. 233 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,759 Diane, Mommy's coming! 234 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,519 I'm Devante. I'm a toddler. 235 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:15,599 The natural flow of the park sends me in... 236 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:16,680 this direction! 237 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,919 Come on, Bubbasnug. 238 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:21,959 Ah, boom! 239 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,590 - Found it! - Really? 240 00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:29,049 No... Oh, it's just a gently used diaper. 241 00:09:29,050 --> 00:09:32,000 Okay, that's the third diaper you've found. 242 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:34,339 Can we just run and get him a new pacifier? 243 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:37,000 Pacifier? 244 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,659 You think I've been acting like a jerk 245 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:39,880 for a pacifier? 246 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,179 No, he needs his Bubbasnug. 247 00:09:43,180 --> 00:09:44,940 You know what we should do? 248 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:45,979 - Break into the Bubbasnug factory... - Get in the car... 249 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:48,699 - ... in Fontana. - ... and go home. 250 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:50,280 I thought we were gonna say the same thing. 251 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,219 Look, Junior, 252 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:54,629 I haven't said anything, but every date night, 253 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:56,479 something like this comes up. 254 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,209 Last week, we missed the burger pop-up 255 00:09:58,210 --> 00:09:59,819 because you had to watch Devante. 256 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:01,799 Dad had Clipper tickets. 257 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,899 Against Charlotte! 258 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:05,129 - He needed a night! - So do we! 259 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:07,219 I blew off my friends to hang out with you. 260 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:08,819 I don't care about this stupid Bubbasnug. 261 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:11,700 Wow. That says it all. 262 00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:13,379 That says what? 263 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,459 That you're like that. 264 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:17,339 That I'm "like" what? 265 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:23,249 Hi. 266 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,849 Is Dad ever gonna talk to me again? 267 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,720 Of course he is. 268 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:30,229 Your dad and I are so excited for you. 269 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,789 That's not true. 270 00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:33,399 He wouldn't look at me the whole way home. 271 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,179 Honey, look, your dad is just hung up 272 00:10:36,180 --> 00:10:38,940 on the fact that he still sees you as his little girl. 273 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:41,199 But, sweetheart, 274 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:45,289 what you did is completely natural for a kid your age. 275 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:47,539 Seriously. 276 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:50,459 And I'm here so you can tell me all about it, okay? 277 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:51,819 I'm your sounding board. 278 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:55,039 - Okay. - So, what's his name? 279 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,460 - Jalen. - Jalen! 280 00:10:56,470 --> 00:10:57,780 What? 281 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,380 He sounds so cute. Is he cute? 282 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,100 - Yeah. - I knew it. 283 00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:04,619 I have never known an ugly Jalen. What else? 284 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,340 - He's in eighth grade. - Okay. 285 00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:08,099 He's on the debate team. That's how we met. 286 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,319 - So he's smart. - Mm-hmm. 287 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,099 Nice. I love it. What else? 288 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:13,109 Well, he's the lead in the spring musical. 289 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:16,320 Show biz. Okay, okay. 290 00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:19,699 So, how did this whole thing unfold? 291 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:22,669 - Well, we met up at the dance... - Okay. 292 00:11:22,670 --> 00:11:24,300 Hey, Diane. 293 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:26,409 - Hi. - You look great. 294 00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:28,419 Thanks. 295 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,829 - You, too. - Yeah, but you look better. 296 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:36,200 ... and... then we kissed. 297 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:39,090 Oh, my God. 298 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:44,929 - Are you okay? - Yes, tell me more. 299 00:11:44,930 --> 00:11:49,219 So Bow was trying to get me to see Diane in a new light, 300 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:51,079 but I was struggling. 301 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,379 It was my instinct to protect my little girl, 302 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,059 find out who this boy was, 303 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:58,420 and how long it had been going on. 304 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,900 But maybe Bow was right. 305 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,659 Nope. Bow was wrong. 306 00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:06,399 Who is the boy?! 307 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,340 What is his name?! 308 00:12:08,350 --> 00:12:09,679 Uh-uh-uh, I don't know! 309 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,159 Uh-uh-uh, figure it out, Glitter Bomber! 310 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:16,419 You are staring at six months hard no-screen time. 311 00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:18,640 I'm not rolling over on my twin. 312 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,980 So you're good with not being able to upload 313 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,699 your idiotic challenge videos. 314 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,499 Whoa, whoa, whoa, th-that's my brand. 315 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,579 Give... me... a... name!! 316 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:33,000 Okay, okay, Jalen... Jalen Hunter! 317 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,050 Good. 318 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,700 Now, how long has this been going on? 319 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,319 Uh, I don't know, 320 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,189 probably since she and Ricky broke up. 321 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,550 Ricky? 322 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,359 There's another boy?! 323 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,300 Oh, God. I've said too much. 324 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,699 Oh, she's gonna kill me and make it look like an accident. 325 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:54,099 Oh, you've got to tell her I-I didn't break easy, 326 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,780 - pl... please... - Shut up! 327 00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:58,169 Eight months no screen time now. 328 00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,169 We don't like snitches. 329 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,800 What? 330 00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:05,460 Damn it, Jack. 331 00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:08,389 Well, excuse me for being a Black man in America 332 00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:10,469 trying to do right by a kid who's not my own. 333 00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:12,640 Exactly! He's not your own. 334 00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:14,429 I didn't sign up to date a single father. 335 00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,040 Didn't sign up for this? 336 00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:17,959 Wow. It... It feels like you've had that one 337 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,690 loaded up for a while. 338 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,220 You know what? 339 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,359 I don't think this is gonna work out. 340 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:36,080 - This is so nice. - Mm-hmm. 341 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:39,129 Just sitting here, relating, 342 00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:40,789 being in your safe space. 343 00:13:40,790 --> 00:13:42,080 - Thanks, Mom. - Yeah. 344 00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:44,009 You know, all my friends are jealous of me. 345 00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:46,959 Jealous of the bond that we have. 346 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,160 It's about honesty 347 00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:50,599 and keeping that door open. 348 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,059 Mm-hmm. 349 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:53,540 What is that? 350 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:56,799 Dad?! 351 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,269 Dre, what are you doing?! 352 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:00,979 I'm doing what I need to do to protect my daughter. 353 00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:02,590 And that means no more privacy, 354 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,479 because it's clearly shown to me 355 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,609 that you've had too much of it! 356 00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:07,980 All she did was kiss a boy. 357 00:14:07,990 --> 00:14:10,180 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 358 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,420 Did she tell you about Ricky? 359 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,699 Who's Ricky? 360 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:16,020 Sweetheart? 361 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,040 Sweetie? 362 00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:19,789 Who... 363 00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:21,380 Who's Ricky?! 364 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,340 He was a guy I used to hang out with. 365 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,900 Okay, wait a minute. 366 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,259 Did you or did you not 367 00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:35,770 have your first kiss with Jalen? 368 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,579 I mean... 369 00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:41,649 I can't believe this! 370 00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:43,679 You let me believe 371 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:47,210 that Jalen was your first kiss! 372 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,109 What else are you not telling me? 373 00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:50,560 Mom, it's not like that. 374 00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:52,039 So you didn't have a boyfriend 375 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,239 that you kept hidden from us? 376 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,659 I mean... 377 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,419 Oh, my God. 378 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:58,479 I thought we were connecting! 379 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,419 I thought I was your safe space! 380 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,299 Hold my gun, Bow. Hold my gun. 381 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,499 Okay, Diane. This is it! 382 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,360 No more boys! 383 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,419 No more privacy! 384 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:10,479 You are living your life out in the open. 385 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,059 You are living in piles now, young lady! 386 00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:14,969 Mom, are you really going to let him do this?! 387 00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:17,460 Yes, I am! And I am gonna get involved. 388 00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:18,859 No more safe spaces for you. 389 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:19,869 You give me your phone. 390 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:21,350 It's right there. 391 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,920 Give me your burner. 392 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,680 What's a burner? 393 00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:27,400 Don't insult me. 394 00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:33,420 Come on! 395 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,659 - I can't believe it's come to this. - What? 396 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:51,059 I don't want to go through Diane's phone. 397 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:53,179 W-Why did we never have this problem with Zoey? 398 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:55,469 That's because Zoey never kissed a boy. 399 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:57,560 You know Zoey's done a lot more than kiss a boy. 400 00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:59,379 - Mnh-mnh. - We had a huge fight about it 401 00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:00,579 - last year, Dre. - You know what? 402 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:03,379 I blocked that entire period from my memory. 403 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,759 - Of course you did. - Lost a lot of things. 404 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,779 Like, I can't remember who won March Madness 405 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,899 or Devante's first steps, but you know what? 406 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,029 It was worth it. 407 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:15,679 Maybe it's because Zoey always acted 408 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,980 like she had everything under control, you know? 409 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:19,999 She... Like, she never needed my help, 410 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,199 but Diane always comes to me with this kind of stuff. 411 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,879 Okay, baby, if she's not gonna talk to you, 412 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,579 maybe we should just lock her down. 413 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:28,679 - What? - She is just a little girl. 414 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,439 - Dre... - Is she? 415 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,209 She's 13. 416 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:34,679 When I was 13, I was managing an Arby's. 417 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:38,179 Yeah. We baby our kids longer than we used to. 418 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,639 The twins are our babies. 419 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,999 They were your babies. 420 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,579 That's your problem. 421 00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:45,789 You keep seeing them for who they were, 422 00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:47,019 not for who they are. 423 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,939 Now, they're in separate rooms. 424 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,560 Diane's had her period, 425 00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:53,819 and Jack has a training mustache. 426 00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:55,720 You know what? You're right. 427 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:56,999 I know the kids are getting older, 428 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,579 and I'm okay with that. I just... 429 00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,139 I just wish Diane 430 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,659 wouldn't keep these kinds of things from me. 431 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:05,879 Oh, so when you were her age, 432 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,459 you told your mom about all the boys you were with? 433 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,740 - Oh, no. - And you're still close with her... 434 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,089 - Yeah. - ... even though she's terrible. 435 00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:14,920 Oh, my God. 436 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:17,560 Look, I don't know if I can keep her safe 437 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,219 if she doesn't tell us stuff. 438 00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:21,139 If y'all keep acting all crazy, 439 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,920 she's gonna tell you less. 440 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,179 Now, like it or not, she's gonna have a door, 441 00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:27,999 and it's up to y'all 442 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,480 whether it's the door to her room 443 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,529 or the door to her heart. 444 00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:35,400 - Okay? - Mm. 445 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:41,340 What are you doing? 446 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,319 Why are you reading? 447 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,579 Dad banned me from screens, 448 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:47,299 - so I got into Grandma's books. - Mm. 449 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,659 Did you know that women have rich inner lives? 450 00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:51,919 And a married man's never gonna leave his wife? 451 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,980 You know, Jack? 452 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:55,090 I, too, have been waiting to exhale. 453 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,619 - Niecy dumped me. - Hang on. 454 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,660 Let me get into real-talk position. 455 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,730 You know, I don't know what went... 456 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,439 I don't know what went wr... 457 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,520 Proceed. 458 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,719 I don't know what went wrong, you know? 459 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,079 I took her to the park in the middle of the night, 460 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,840 we hopped in the sand, and I made her look 461 00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:28,179 for Devante's Bubbasnug for two and a half hours. 462 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:29,460 Mm. 463 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,759 Huh, you know, now that I put it all together, 464 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,760 I was being a little crazy. 465 00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:36,509 I'm gonna call her and patch it up. 466 00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,469 No, no, no, no. 467 00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:40,289 You weren't being crazy. 468 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:41,779 You were just being Junior. 469 00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:44,860 Are you going to be somebody else just for her? 470 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,160 Look... 471 00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:50,539 when Gloria finally found a man that accepted her 472 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:52,840 for who she was, she found happiness. 473 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,639 That's what I want for you. 474 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,320 I want that for me. 475 00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,619 Then what you need to do is put that phone down 476 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,160 and get into these books, playboy. 477 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:06,940 Knock, knock. 478 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,899 That's what it would sound like 479 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,709 if I didn't take your door off. 480 00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,760 Well, I'm not hiding anything in this pile. 481 00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:15,170 I'm just trying to find a shirt to sleep in. 482 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,519 Baby girl, I'm sorry I went a little nuts. 483 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,019 Me, too. 484 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:24,499 Just, we thought we had more time. 485 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:27,519 But you're... you're a young woman now, 486 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,560 and there's gonna be things in your life 487 00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:31,789 that I'm not a part of. 488 00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:33,079 Like kissing. 489 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,319 Well... it wasn't kissing, babe. 490 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,460 - Please focus. - I can't get it out of my mind. 491 00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:38,419 That's not what we're here to do. All right? 492 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:40,150 - Okay. - Okay. Sweetheart. 493 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,119 We just need open communication, 494 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,240 and we can accept that 495 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:50,259 you're not gonna tell us everything. 496 00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:51,519 But I really want you to know 497 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,440 that you can tell us anything. 498 00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,700 - Okay? - Okay. 499 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:59,200 I hear you, and I'll do better. 500 00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:02,839 - Okay. - And I promise I will talk to... Mom. 501 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,799 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Definitely. 502 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,439 - That's definitely the better way to go. - Works for me. 503 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,859 Mm-hmm. 504 00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:11,759 You know, I think I was actually 505 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,689 mad at you for growing up. 506 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:18,179 That's not your fault. I can't stop time, baby girl. 507 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:20,579 I'm sorry. I love you. 508 00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:21,709 Okay? 509 00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:23,110 - Okay. - Mm. 510 00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:26,219 And here's your phone. 511 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,260 Jalen texted you four times... 512 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,919 - Oh! - ... to see if you're okay. 513 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,540 He might be a keeper. 514 00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:35,919 Okay. And since you're old enough to kiss a boy, 515 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,199 you are old enough 516 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,779 to put your door back on yourself. 517 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,299 I've done it before. It's fine. 518 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,759 Yeah, I'll get the drill for you. 519 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,239 You know how to put a door on? 520 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,789 - Mm-hmm. - Where'd you learn that? 521 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,640 I was wrong, Dre! 522 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:00,899 You should have danced! 523 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:03,119 You should always dance! 524 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:08,499 "Dad!" 525 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,130 Aah! 526 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,799 What you have to ask yourself... 527 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,719 ... is this your dream 528 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,640 or mine? 529 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,840 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 36562

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