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For a Black man, breaking into my field
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wasn't as easy as you might think.
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"No Dre, no way!"
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Okay. That was an exaggeration.
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But let's be honest...
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even now, Stevens & Lido
isn't brimming with diversity.
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And when I was first hired,
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I quickly figured out why I was there.
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Uh, excuse me. New guy.
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Where do Black people
buy their laundry detergent?
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- The store.
- Knew it.
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We have an expert right here.
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Andre.
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When you're talking
low-interest home loans,
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do you do so with your "homies"
or with your "boyzzz"?
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My "boyzzz."
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Um, are your people still saying "Yo"?
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Yeah.
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But thanks to my trailblazing,
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I've paved the way
for a few more Black faces,
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like my assistant Curtis,
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or Junior, who turned
an internship into a job.
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Man, so much has gone on since
we last talked this morning!
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Josh is taking me to lunch
to share some industry intel.
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Did you know
that there is a secret meeting
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to decide the new flavor obsession?
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Pumpkin spice is out...
garlic maple is in.
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Garlic maple? What?!
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All right, I gotta go
scrub in again, sweetie.
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All right. Bye, hon!
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Lunch with Josh?
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Why does he suddenly care about you?
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Because he's my mentor?
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- Garlic maple!
- Yeah! So hype!
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What the...
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Sometimes you gotta take a chance
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when you're making a pitch.
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Risks are opportunities
wrapped in barbed wire.
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Wow. I mean, they really are.
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Man, look at this
ebony and ivory atrocity
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going on over there.
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- It's unnatural...
- Mm.
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...like eating chicken and eggs
at the same time.
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Or eating an egg
while you make a chicken watch.
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- What?
- They hate that.
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That's why I do it.
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Huh. What's this,
the Black people meeting?
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Josh is mentoring Junior.
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- He is?
- Mm-hmm.
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That's just unnatural.
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It's like a Black man
with chin hair and no mustache.
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Yeah, that's... that's... that's crazy.
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Josh is up to something.
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So, I was thinking about
the Gumdrop Speaker campaign.
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So, what if during the spot,
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someone eats the speaker,
like a piece of candy,
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and every time they open
their mouth, music comes out?
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I mean, it's like
the music is always with them.
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Junior... that's great!
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And I like how you used
those persuasive metaphors
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we talked about at lunch.
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And I like how you didn't cry
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when the waitress
wouldn't give you her number.
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You are toughening up.
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- Thank you, dude.
- All right.
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- Oh, hey. Mr. Stevens.
- Yeah?
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I got a great new idea for
the Gumdrop Speaker campaign.
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Okay, what if someone eats the speaker,
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and every time they open their mouth,
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- music plays? You know,
- Mnh-mnh.
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like the music is always with them.
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Wow, I actually like that quite a bit.
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He's taking Junior's idea.
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- Hmm.
- Classic move.
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White man's been putting his name
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on our innovations for centuries.
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Of course Elvis was the king,
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but a lot of people don't know
that his biggest influence
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- was Black musicians who...
- Hold up, Dre.
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- What?
- And like I said,
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it was all Junior's idea.
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What we actually witnessing
is even more classic-er.
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Black man needing a White man
to jump-start his career.
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Mike Tyson needed Cus D'Amato.
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"12 Years a Slave" needed Brad Pitt.
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And Shaq needed that little
White boy to make a wish.
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Oh, my God.
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This White man only has
good intentions for my son.
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Yeah, he's Pat Riley-ing him.
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He doesn't need a Pat Riley.
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- He's got me.
- Hmm.
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And everybody knows that I'm the person
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that Black people should look up to.
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I don't look up to you.
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I'm half your height,
and I don't look up to you.
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You know what? I'm gonna go
down to the Boys & Girls Club
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and find somebody who hasn't
even ever seen a commercial
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and I'm-a make them the best.
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Or you could just mentor
your assistant, Curtis.
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Even better.
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Saves me a trip.
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You know what?
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This is the most productive
Black people meeting
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that we ever had.
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Remember what we just did.
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Check out my mom.
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My mom is so dumb.
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She really hurt herself.
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You think this is funny?
Check out our mom.
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Yes! Yes!
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Oh! Okay.
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♪ All day, I slay ♪
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Hey!
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You guys, this is private time!
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She gets, like, 9 seconds a day
away from her family,
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- and that's what she does with it.
- So dumb.
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Yeah.
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And her butt.
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- So dumb.
- Her what?
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Here.
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Let's zoom in on how dumb her butt is.
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Dude, that's my mom.
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Yeah, it is.
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She ever talk about me?
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- Huh?
- Hmmm... wha...?
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Hello, children!
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How was school?
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- Baffling.
- Why?
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Jack showed his friends
your Beyoncé video,
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and now everyone thinks
you're the hot mom.
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Wh...
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Me?
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Yeah. I don't get it, either.
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Can we just switch the subject?
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I-Iran. A-Are those sanctions
ever gonna end?
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No, no, Jack.
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- We are going to talk about this...
- Yes.
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- ...because this makes zero sense.
- Okay.
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- Our school is stocked with trophy wives.
- Yeah.
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- Tucker's mom is a former Miss Alabama.
- Yeah.
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- How are you the hot mom?
- Oh, w... I'm sorry. Uh, did y...
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Did you... Did you say the hot mom?
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Not a hot mom, but the hot mom?
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Really? This is what
we're really talking about?
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Well...
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What about the bees, you know?
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Haven't heard about the bees
in a while. They all right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I understand. I understand.
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No need for you to be embarrassed, okay?
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It's just... It's what little boys do.
You know what I mean?
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They're just...
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They're obsessed with...
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...your very hot doctor mom. It's okay.
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- That's the problem.
- Oh.
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- Tone it down, Mom.
- Mm.
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You're holding it together
pretty well for 35,
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but right now, just ease up.
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Do you really think your mom is 35?
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You're not 35?
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Well, if you think I look 35...
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- She's not...
- Do I look 35?
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Dah!
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Go to your room.
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Hey.
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I'm about to change your life, Curtis.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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I've decided to mentor you.
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Oh. Oh, wow.
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Um... really?
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh, you as my mentor?
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You're welcome.
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Uh, no, no, no, no.
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I didn't... I didn't... I mean...
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I didn't think of you
as the mentoring type.
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- What?
- No, it's cool. It's cool. I...
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You're just one of those dudes
that doesn't give back.
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Curtis, what are you talking about, man?
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I'm always helping you out.
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You are my main man, Special K!
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See, that... that's it right there.
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- Um...
- What?
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My name is Curtis...
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with a "C."
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Oh.
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I-I always thought it was with a K...
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like Kurtis Blow.
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I know. You say it every time
you introduce me to a client.
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So once.
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Curtis.
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Let me mentor you.
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You know what? Um...
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I appreciate the offer, boss,
but, uh, I'm-a go ahead
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and get me some of that Josh mentoring.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Hey! Get in here, Vitamin C!
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Come on.
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How you doing?
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Wow.
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I haven't seen someone lose
that many young Black people
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since Kanye started talking about Trump.
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Have you?
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If you have, you would tell me, right?
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I'm here for you.
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I'm over 30, but... I still matter.
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The hot mom... over Miss Alabama?
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- What?
- Bow, forget Miss Alabama, all right?
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Can you believe that Curtis
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doesn't think I'm the mentoring type?
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Well...
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Can you name someone that's
opened more doors than me?
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- Well...
- Huh? Name somebody.
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- Okay, well, I...
- Anybody!
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- Well, I'll start with...
- See? You can't even name one person,
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Bow. You can't name one.
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- I...
- All right?
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If it wasn't for me,
Curtis wouldn't have a job,
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Charlie wouldn't have a job,
and Junior wouldn't have a job.
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Dre!
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You didn't hire Charlie,
and you didn't hire Junior.
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But I created the environment
for them to get hired.
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- Oh, really?
- See?
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- By leading by example...
- Uh-huh.
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...I've given them
the blueprint to success.
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- Oh.
- Stay woke, Bow.
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Okay, I don't think you understand
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the meaning of "woke."
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- Oh, I'm wide awoke...
- Yeah.
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- Eyes wide woke.
- Sure.
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And once I've gotten them
through the door...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...what else am I supposed to do?
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Mentoring, Dre.
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It's about bringing along
the next generation.
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In the medical field,
we have a little saying...
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"You see one, you do one,
you teach one." Okay?
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So you see a surgery, you do a surgery,
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and then you teach that surgery
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to those that are coming up behind you.
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- You just, pftt, bring 'em along.
- Okay, w-w-w-w-wait.
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- Yes?
- So...
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- you see one surgery...
- Mm-hmm.
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- ...then you're able to do it?
- N...
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Okay. I've played Operation.
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Can I scrub in?
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It's a metaphor!
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Babe, I've opened the door
for many people.
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Dre, if you feel like you have
more to offer than Josh,
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then fight to be a mentor.
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You're giving me a lot to think about.
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That's what I do.
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Like, what do you guys do
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for seven years in medical school?
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I'm too hot for this conversation.
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My super-hot wife was right.
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I needed to be a MILF...
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A Mentor I'd Like to Follow.
258
00:09:29,631 --> 00:09:31,375
Now, th... that's great advice.
259
00:09:31,376 --> 00:09:34,465
We are gonna be much better
fathers because of this.
260
00:09:34,466 --> 00:09:36,492
Hey, guys. Come on, you two. All right?
261
00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:38,260
You need a Black mentor
to teach you the Black ropes.
262
00:09:38,285 --> 00:09:39,196
My office, now.
263
00:09:39,221 --> 00:09:40,545
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dre, what's going on?
264
00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:43,425
Sorry, Josh, there are just some
lessons that you can't teach.
265
00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:44,741
Uh, I don't know.
266
00:09:44,766 --> 00:09:47,029
I feel like things have been going
pretty well so far. Right, guys?
267
00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,092
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
268
00:09:48,117 --> 00:09:49,635
Yeah, it's been going really well.
269
00:09:49,636 --> 00:09:50,835
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
270
00:09:50,836 --> 00:09:52,770
All right, well,
what would you say they do
271
00:09:52,795 --> 00:09:54,116
if they're in the middle of a meeting
272
00:09:54,141 --> 00:09:57,965
and are asked to be the
mouthpiece for all Black people?
273
00:09:57,966 --> 00:09:59,425
Hmm?
274
00:09:59,426 --> 00:10:02,175
- Does that happen?
- It... It happens.
275
00:10:02,176 --> 00:10:04,401
Y-Yeah, it... it happened
on the way to this meeting.
276
00:10:04,426 --> 00:10:05,511
Mm. See?
277
00:10:05,536 --> 00:10:07,005
Black people need different things.
278
00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:11,775
So from now on, I will mentor
Curtis and Junior. Okay?
279
00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,335
Okay.
280
00:10:13,336 --> 00:10:15,965
- What about Zion?
- Who's Zion?
281
00:10:15,966 --> 00:10:18,675
Is there a brother here named Zion
that I don't know about?
282
00:10:18,676 --> 00:10:20,926
- Zion!
- Yeah.
283
00:10:20,927 --> 00:10:23,590
I started last month. You hired me.
284
00:10:23,615 --> 00:10:26,585
You said, "Zion?
That's a weird name for a girl."
285
00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:29,295
You're mine, too. Let's go, guys.
286
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,755
And Zion.
287
00:10:32,636 --> 00:10:33,676
Guys?
288
00:10:35,966 --> 00:10:38,624
Yeah! Whoo! Yes, yes, yes!
289
00:10:38,649 --> 00:10:39,874
Go, Valley... Okay.
290
00:10:39,899 --> 00:10:41,852
Uh... uh, good half, guys!
291
00:10:41,877 --> 00:10:43,296
Such a good half!
292
00:10:43,321 --> 00:10:46,085
Yeah, bring it in. All right. Hey!
293
00:10:46,086 --> 00:10:49,748
"Orange" you glad
I sliced up some snacks?
294
00:10:49,773 --> 00:10:51,472
Good one, Dr. Bow.
295
00:10:51,473 --> 00:10:52,935
- Thank you.
- Oh, please. You know it's not.
296
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,528
Oh, c... come on.
297
00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:57,403
Hey, how are things with you, Dr. J?
298
00:10:57,428 --> 00:10:58,472
Truly?
299
00:10:58,473 --> 00:11:00,142
They're fine, Mason. Everything's fine.
300
00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:03,432
So, what have you done lately
that's... just for you?
301
00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:05,472
- Um... oh.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
302
00:11:05,473 --> 00:11:06,932
Okay.
303
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,182
I'll tell you in one second, kiddo.
304
00:11:09,183 --> 00:11:10,672
- What the heck?
- What are you talking about?
305
00:11:10,697 --> 00:11:12,157
I thought you said
you were gonna tone it down.
306
00:11:12,182 --> 00:11:13,555
- Look at you!
- What? I...
307
00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,060
I'm dressed like all the other moms.
308
00:11:15,085 --> 00:11:16,272
Please.
309
00:11:16,273 --> 00:11:18,148
You really think the boys
are here to see Joanne?
310
00:11:19,393 --> 00:11:22,249
Don't play naive.
This is Jack you're talking to.
311
00:11:22,274 --> 00:11:23,393
Yes, I know who you are.
312
00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:24,979
I've been watching you flirt all day.
313
00:11:25,004 --> 00:11:26,812
Flirt? What?
314
00:11:26,813 --> 00:11:27,979
What are you talking about?
315
00:11:28,004 --> 00:11:29,403
"Great half, guys.
316
00:11:29,428 --> 00:11:31,022
I've brought orange slices.
317
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,432
Water helps with cramps."
318
00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:34,744
You want me to just
let lactic acid build up
319
00:11:34,769 --> 00:11:37,002
in the muscles of these children?
Oh, I don't think so.
320
00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:38,602
Listen to me.
321
00:11:38,603 --> 00:11:40,892
I'm not doing anything. Nothing.
322
00:11:40,893 --> 00:11:43,233
You are seeing things that aren't there.
323
00:11:43,258 --> 00:11:45,098
- Am I?
- Yes, sweetheart, I promise.
324
00:11:45,123 --> 00:11:46,123
- I'm j... Oh!
- Ow!
325
00:11:46,148 --> 00:11:47,342
- Ooh!
- My leg!
326
00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:49,375
Is there a female doctor in the house?
327
00:11:50,603 --> 00:11:53,572
Perhaps... a supple anesthesiologist?
328
00:11:53,597 --> 00:11:54,799
This is a nightmare.
329
00:11:54,824 --> 00:11:56,693
Yes, okay. I see it now. I got you.
330
00:11:56,718 --> 00:11:58,924
Okay, so the rapper...
331
00:11:58,948 --> 00:12:01,245
- w-whoever's hot at the time...
- Right, right.
332
00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:03,886
...he ties his shoes too tight
and says...
333
00:12:03,887 --> 00:12:06,120
- "Ooh! These too tight!"
- Yeah.
334
00:12:06,145 --> 00:12:08,836
And then we widen out and we see...
335
00:12:08,837 --> 00:12:10,836
Name, logo here.
336
00:12:10,837 --> 00:12:12,546
"These too tight."
337
00:12:12,547 --> 00:12:14,966
Whoo! What do you think?
338
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,543
I think it's terrible.
339
00:12:17,646 --> 00:12:18,895
Wow.
340
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,836
Guys, take a seat.
341
00:12:20,837 --> 00:12:23,136
All right.
342
00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:27,676
Advertising isn't just
about selling a product.
343
00:12:27,677 --> 00:12:30,772
It's about selling a feeling.
344
00:12:30,797 --> 00:12:33,636
You have a voice that's needed here.
345
00:12:33,637 --> 00:12:35,979
Tell your stories, make it personal,
346
00:12:36,004 --> 00:12:38,893
because that is what people
will respond to.
347
00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:41,526
Curtis.
348
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,650
What's true to you?
349
00:12:45,986 --> 00:12:49,432
Well, I didn't get my first pair
of fly kicks till I was 9.
350
00:12:49,457 --> 00:12:50,735
Mm.
351
00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:53,627
And I'll never forget
the sound of the paper crinkling
352
00:12:53,652 --> 00:12:54,992
when I pulled them out the box.
353
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,321
Bingo.
354
00:12:57,322 --> 00:12:59,746
I had these hot-pink high-tops
when I was little,
355
00:12:59,785 --> 00:13:01,869
and I used to wear them,
like, everywhere.
356
00:13:01,894 --> 00:13:03,198
It didn't take long
357
00:13:03,223 --> 00:13:06,451
for my mentees using
Dre's Protégés Program...
358
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,651
patent pending...
359
00:13:07,652 --> 00:13:09,491
to make major strides.
360
00:13:09,492 --> 00:13:11,611
Josh may have warmed them up,
361
00:13:11,612 --> 00:13:14,531
but I was conditioning them
into all-stars.
362
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:15,821
And after a few days,
363
00:13:15,822 --> 00:13:17,945
when the opportunity presented itself,
364
00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:21,281
I decided to let them do a trial pitch.
365
00:13:21,282 --> 00:13:24,027
So, if you're
a true sneaker-head like me,
366
00:13:24,113 --> 00:13:26,034
then you never forget your first pair.
367
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,991
Yes, and... and growing up,
we were paycheck-to-paycheck.
368
00:13:28,992 --> 00:13:31,571
So when I cracked open that box
369
00:13:31,572 --> 00:13:35,911
and I felt the paper crinkle
over a pair of new Air Max 90s,
370
00:13:35,912 --> 00:13:37,727
I felt like anything was possible.
371
00:13:37,752 --> 00:13:39,874
Yeah, my dad got me my first pair
372
00:13:39,899 --> 00:13:41,217
on my 3rd birthday.
373
00:13:41,242 --> 00:13:42,655
And I kept tripping in them
374
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,111
because they were three sizes too big.
375
00:13:45,112 --> 00:13:47,571
But it was worth chipping my baby teeth
376
00:13:47,572 --> 00:13:50,111
to look so fresh.
377
00:13:50,112 --> 00:13:52,651
And that right there is our way in.
378
00:13:52,652 --> 00:13:55,675
"My First Kicks"...
the story of your first pair.
379
00:13:57,572 --> 00:13:58,781
Wow. That is great.
380
00:13:58,782 --> 00:14:00,781
- Hot, right?
- Thank you.
381
00:14:00,782 --> 00:14:05,447
It is so exciting to hear
these fresh, young voices
382
00:14:05,472 --> 00:14:07,252
with their fingers on the pulse.
383
00:14:07,277 --> 00:14:08,750
It's like that first home.
384
00:14:08,775 --> 00:14:10,531
You know, that's a landmark thing.
385
00:14:10,532 --> 00:14:12,911
Your first wife...
landmark thing. You know?
386
00:14:12,912 --> 00:14:16,701
Or the first time you realize
that you own 51% of the company
387
00:14:16,702 --> 00:14:18,804
and can fire anyone in this room.
388
00:14:18,829 --> 00:14:20,842
And, uh, hey, that's a landmark.
389
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,523
To come up with something
this good at your level...
390
00:14:24,547 --> 00:14:25,647
Yeah.
391
00:14:25,672 --> 00:14:27,196
- ...is very impressive.
- It really is.
392
00:14:28,213 --> 00:14:29,571
But why don't you come up with something
393
00:14:29,572 --> 00:14:30,991
- like that, Dre?
- Yeah, Dre.
394
00:14:30,992 --> 00:14:32,281
They keep coming up with
ideas like this,
395
00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:33,834
we're not gonna need you
around here anymore.
396
00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:40,291
Actually...
397
00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:42,894
...I didn't want to say this,
because I'm too classy,
398
00:14:42,919 --> 00:14:45,281
but... this is my idea.
399
00:14:45,282 --> 00:14:46,821
All right? All of it.
400
00:14:46,822 --> 00:14:48,651
Every single piece of it.
401
00:14:48,652 --> 00:14:50,960
You know, from the shoes
to the personal touch,
402
00:14:50,985 --> 00:14:51,890
to the crinkling.
403
00:14:51,915 --> 00:14:53,765
Come on, man. I buy tons of shoes.
404
00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:55,951
Don't nobody crinkle like Dre.
All right?
405
00:14:55,976 --> 00:14:57,844
This is Dre day all day!
406
00:14:57,869 --> 00:14:59,796
Now siéntate-say!
407
00:15:00,412 --> 00:15:01,897
Go on, sit down.
408
00:15:01,922 --> 00:15:02,944
All right?
409
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,611
Well, Dre, if that's the case, then...
410
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,229
- great work.
- Thank you.
411
00:15:06,254 --> 00:15:08,931
Well, if you love that idea,
then you'll love mine.
412
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,037
Your last pair of shoes.
413
00:15:12,062 --> 00:15:13,931
The ones you die in.
414
00:15:13,964 --> 00:15:15,304
Everybody has a story for that.
415
00:15:17,702 --> 00:15:20,052
- Oh, no, it went great.
- Hey.
416
00:15:20,077 --> 00:15:21,611
What was that back there?
417
00:15:21,612 --> 00:15:23,062
Let me call you back.
418
00:15:24,112 --> 00:15:26,071
What are you talking about?
419
00:15:26,072 --> 00:15:28,756
- It went great.
- Yeah, it was going great,
420
00:15:28,781 --> 00:15:31,068
until you totally took credit
for our ideas!
421
00:15:31,093 --> 00:15:32,571
- Wha...
- That wasn't cool!
422
00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:34,781
Zion wants a piece of you.
423
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,951
What is she mad at?
424
00:15:36,952 --> 00:15:39,571
We came up with this as a team!
425
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,646
I gave you your way in.
426
00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:43,531
Before me, you had nothing!
427
00:15:43,532 --> 00:15:46,882
Yeah, but those were our ideas
that they responded to.
428
00:15:46,907 --> 00:15:49,163
Then you swooped in
and stole our thunder.
429
00:15:49,188 --> 00:15:51,111
- You made it all about you.
- Yeah, man.
430
00:15:51,112 --> 00:15:53,281
Curtis crinkles! Dre don't crinkle.
431
00:15:53,282 --> 00:15:55,934
Oh, I crinkle. And I crunch.
432
00:15:56,774 --> 00:15:59,145
Man, I don't have to sit here
and take this mess.
433
00:16:01,202 --> 00:16:03,113
You know what?
This is my office. You leave.
434
00:16:05,152 --> 00:16:06,862
And lock the door behind you.
435
00:16:14,898 --> 00:16:16,978
Go judge me from someplace else.
436
00:16:20,243 --> 00:16:22,913
Dre, Dre, Dre. Is it true?
437
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,282
Is what true?
438
00:16:24,307 --> 00:16:27,136
Your mentees are saying
that you stole their idea.
439
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:29,516
It wasn't even a real pitch, man.
440
00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:32,716
There's no client.
There's no money on the line.
441
00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:34,266
Congratulations, Dre.
442
00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:35,556
You won practice.
443
00:16:35,557 --> 00:16:38,210
I felt like I was being
shoved out of my lane.
444
00:16:38,235 --> 00:16:40,766
Wh... You felt threatened by them?
445
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,016
You think that's why we hired you?
446
00:16:43,017 --> 00:16:46,017
To be the voice
of young, urban identity?
447
00:16:46,057 --> 00:16:48,556
"Urban" is in my title.
448
00:16:48,557 --> 00:16:51,516
I mean, yeah, we did initially,
449
00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:54,322
but you're 45 years old now.
450
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,267
If we want to know
what young people think,
451
00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:58,266
we'll go look
at an 8-year-old's Instagram.
452
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,266
You're not just "the Black guy."
453
00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:03,509
You've shown over the years
that you're more than that.
454
00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:07,080
I know.
455
00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:10,556
But when I came up,
456
00:17:10,557 --> 00:17:13,924
there was one Black executive
for the one Black spot,
457
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,926
and there wasn't room for someone else.
458
00:17:15,927 --> 00:17:18,471
Uh, see? That's what
they said about the NHL.
459
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,556
And now we got
two whole brothers up in there.
460
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,603
Just take it easy.
461
00:17:22,604 --> 00:17:24,263
Sometimes our insecurities
462
00:17:24,264 --> 00:17:26,315
lead us all to do some stupid things.
463
00:17:26,394 --> 00:17:29,673
- You did this, too?
- To Black people? Hell no!
464
00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:30,923
That's despicable.
465
00:17:30,948 --> 00:17:33,001
But I have dragged down
466
00:17:33,026 --> 00:17:35,393
every woman I've ever worked with.
467
00:17:35,394 --> 00:17:37,713
- Thanks, Daphne.
- "Daphne"?
468
00:17:37,738 --> 00:17:39,017
Wh... What?
469
00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:40,963
You think just because
we had this sensitive moment
470
00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:42,851
that we're on a first-name basis?
471
00:17:42,876 --> 00:17:45,390
- No, I was...
- You better check yourself.
472
00:17:45,415 --> 00:17:48,353
- I... I...
- Lost your damn mind.
473
00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:49,907
"Daphne."
474
00:17:50,144 --> 00:17:51,704
- Hey.
- Hey, Mom.
475
00:17:51,743 --> 00:17:52,813
Hi, sweetie.
476
00:17:52,814 --> 00:17:55,147
Oh... my God!
477
00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:56,671
What... What... What happened?!
478
00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:57,985
I got in a fight.
479
00:17:57,986 --> 00:17:59,485
Uh, he lost the fight...
480
00:17:59,486 --> 00:18:01,031
to Mason.
481
00:18:01,056 --> 00:18:03,275
- And, yes, that Mason.
- What?
482
00:18:03,276 --> 00:18:04,905
I had to do something.
483
00:18:04,906 --> 00:18:06,119
The boys wouldn't stop talking
484
00:18:06,144 --> 00:18:07,885
about how you "brought
your milkshake to the yard."
485
00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:09,115
Oh, my God.
486
00:18:09,116 --> 00:18:11,735
And now I have to delete Kelis
off my phone.
487
00:18:11,736 --> 00:18:13,365
That song is ruined.
488
00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:15,655
Sweetheart, can you give us a second?
489
00:18:15,656 --> 00:18:17,695
Can you sit down? Are you okay?
490
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,235
Yeah.
491
00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:21,116
Oh, my God, Jack.
492
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:25,405
You know a fight is never
how you solve something.
493
00:18:25,406 --> 00:18:27,172
I just want things to go back
to the way they were.
494
00:18:27,197 --> 00:18:28,211
I know.
495
00:18:28,236 --> 00:18:29,945
Before the guys got all into you,
496
00:18:29,946 --> 00:18:31,298
we... we were just normal.
497
00:18:31,323 --> 00:18:33,742
We would just talk about
"Fortnite" and "Rick and Morty,"
498
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,365
and... and if we'd rather
get bit by a shark or a tiger.
499
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,275
Tiger.
500
00:18:38,276 --> 00:18:39,775
I would... I think ti...
501
00:18:39,776 --> 00:18:40,905
I'm sorry. Go ahead.
502
00:18:40,906 --> 00:18:42,700
Now they're just all weird.
503
00:18:43,116 --> 00:18:45,825
Look, I know this is a weird time, Jack.
504
00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:47,261
But it's weird for everybody.
505
00:18:47,286 --> 00:18:49,013
Do you know that Grandma Ruby told me
506
00:18:49,038 --> 00:18:51,197
that when your dad was in middle school,
507
00:18:51,276 --> 00:18:53,097
he had a crush on the mail lady
508
00:18:53,122 --> 00:18:54,661
because she wore knee socks?
509
00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:57,886
- That's all it took?
- Yeah. Absolutely.
510
00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:59,445
What?
511
00:18:59,446 --> 00:19:00,695
But then it passed.
512
00:19:00,696 --> 00:19:03,447
And it's gonna pass with
your friends. It totally is.
513
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,155
They're gonna start having
crushes on girls your age,
514
00:19:06,156 --> 00:19:09,236
or... your mom's gonna turn 36.
515
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:13,195
- Thanks, Mom.
- You're welcome, sweetheart.
516
00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:15,065
Boy, I'm not looking forward
517
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:17,615
to going through this again
with Devante.
518
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,195
I don't think you're gonna
have that problem, Mom.
519
00:19:19,196 --> 00:19:20,365
Mm.
520
00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:22,311
'Cause you're gonna be, like, old.
521
00:19:23,509 --> 00:19:24,656
Like, super old.
522
00:19:24,657 --> 00:19:26,195
- Jack.
- Come on, Mom.
523
00:19:26,196 --> 00:19:27,776
Diane already told me that you're 50.
524
00:19:30,906 --> 00:19:32,655
Ah!
525
00:19:32,656 --> 00:19:34,712
Look who it is.
526
00:19:34,737 --> 00:19:36,985
What did you come by
to take credit for this time?
527
00:19:36,986 --> 00:19:38,735
My outfit, perhaps?
528
00:19:38,736 --> 00:19:40,115
I bought you that.
529
00:19:40,116 --> 00:19:41,636
You just can't help yourself, can you?
530
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:45,824
Look, guys, I'm sorry.
531
00:19:45,866 --> 00:19:48,394
And if it makes you feel any better,
532
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:52,066
I told Stevens that
those stories were 100% yours.
533
00:19:52,128 --> 00:19:54,275
Wow. You did?
534
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:58,115
I was serious about
offering you real guidance here,
535
00:19:58,116 --> 00:20:00,598
because I want to do what I can
536
00:20:00,623 --> 00:20:02,825
to set you up for futures here.
537
00:20:03,196 --> 00:20:05,275
Look at it right now...
there's only a few of us.
538
00:20:05,276 --> 00:20:06,735
But if we do this right,
539
00:20:06,736 --> 00:20:08,865
it can be like Wakanda up in this piece.
540
00:20:11,156 --> 00:20:12,615
All right, so, when you're ready to...
541
00:20:12,616 --> 00:20:14,025
Oh, I'm ready! I'm ready.
542
00:20:14,026 --> 00:20:15,825
- I'm ready.
- Okay. Okay.
543
00:20:15,826 --> 00:20:18,565
Look, I've been your assistant
for like five years now.
544
00:20:18,566 --> 00:20:21,155
- I got a kid looking at colleges.
- Damn.
545
00:20:21,156 --> 00:20:22,774
I think it's about time
I made some moves.
546
00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:24,115
Okay.
547
00:20:24,116 --> 00:20:27,344
All right, Curtis with a "C."
548
00:20:27,369 --> 00:20:29,999
You know, I will make sure
that you get some real work
549
00:20:30,024 --> 00:20:31,485
on some other accounts.
550
00:20:31,486 --> 00:20:32,735
- Okay?
- I appreciate it.
551
00:20:32,736 --> 00:20:34,195
You got my word on that.
552
00:20:34,196 --> 00:20:36,026
- Thanks, Dad.
- Mm-hmm.
553
00:20:36,348 --> 00:20:37,976
Yeah.
554
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:39,485
Thanks, Dre.
555
00:20:41,236 --> 00:20:43,198
Damn, she's strong.
556
00:20:46,651 --> 00:20:48,495
You sure you're okay with me being here?
557
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,899
Yeah. You're my mom. I want you here.
558
00:20:50,924 --> 00:20:52,026
Okay.
559
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,365
Oh. Also, thanks for dressing
as frumpy as possible.
560
00:20:54,366 --> 00:20:56,580
Oh, I... I thought I looked nice.
561
00:20:56,605 --> 00:20:58,065
But... sure.
562
00:20:58,066 --> 00:21:00,955
Dude! You got to check out
Dane's mom. Whew!
563
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:04,275
She's been taking some swings
since the divorce, and wow.
564
00:21:04,276 --> 00:21:05,624
Later, Mom.
565
00:21:05,649 --> 00:21:08,021
Oh. Sure.
566
00:21:09,406 --> 00:21:11,485
That's my baby.
567
00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:13,597
My disgusting baby.
568
00:21:13,622 --> 00:21:15,636
Okay. Okay. Okay.
569
00:21:15,661 --> 00:21:17,504
Okay, on the field. On the field.
570
00:21:17,529 --> 00:21:18,778
Yeah.
571
00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:25,870
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