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Hey,
what you reading?
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A magazine.
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Oh. Making a collage
for school?
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No, just reading it.
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Look at that.
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Maybe Sheldon isn't the
only bookworm around here.
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Which magazine?
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- Cosmopolitan.
- What?
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It's a magazine
for today's woman.
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Hey! I was about to find out
what turns a man on.
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Where'd you get this?
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Heather.
I traded a Fruit Roll-Up for it.
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- Well, this is going in the garbage.
- You sure?
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It's got some great tips on
how to spice up your marriage.
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My marriage is fine,
thank you.
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And you are not to bring filth
like this into our house again.
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That's not fair.
Sheldon reads dirty stuff
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all the time, and you
don't say anything.
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He does not.
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Check out the comic book
on his desk.
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What?
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh.
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Oh, my.
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Hold on.
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No. No.
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Th-This blue man's backside
is all over the place.
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On page 112, you get
to see his front side.
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Ohhh!
Oh, hoh.
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- I'll be back.
- Where you going?
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To give the owner of
that comic book store
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- a piece of my mind!
- Cool.
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And then I'm calling
Heather's mom!
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Aw.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪.. mighty little man ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
Season 01 Episode 18
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Episode Title :
" A Mother, a Child and
a Blue Man's Backside"
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♪ Someone told me long ago ♪
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♪ There's a calm before the storm ♪
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♪ I know ♪
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♪ It's been coming for some time... ♪
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Are there
any Vietnamese superheroes?
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There's one called Half-Face.
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Why?
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The communist government
forced him to build bombs,
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and one blew off half his face.
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The left half or the right half?
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The bottom half.
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That's an important half.
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Excuse me.
Did you sell this to my son?
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I don't know. Who's your son?
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The little boy in the corner.
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- Which one?
- Sheldon Cooper.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Look at him!
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He is the same size as one
of the dolls you sell here.
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Those are action figures.
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Where is
your sense of responsibility?
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Have you looked inside this book?
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Because I have.
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At that moment,
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I felt a subtle heat
rising through my body.
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I was used to being
humiliated by my siblings
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on a daily basis,
but from my mother?
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This was new territory.
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Mom,
you're embarrassing me.
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Oh, is that right?
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Well, guess what.
I don't care.
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And if I catch you doing it again,
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I'll be back with my husband,
he is way scarier than me.
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- I doubt that.
- Let's go.
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But I came here with Tam.
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Tam, you coming or not?
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I'm good.
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♪ I want to know ♪
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♪ Have you ever seen the rain? ♪
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♪ I want to know ♪
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♪ Have you ever seen the rain... ♪
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As you can see,
I'm not related to them.
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And in local weather,
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the tornado watch issued Tuesday
is still in effect for the area.
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Stay right here
for updates as we get 'em.
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I don't understand why
you'd even be interested
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in a book like that.
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One of the characters is
a scientist
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who worked on
the Manhattan Project.
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Well, it's filled with
violence and nudity,
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and you are done looking at it.
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But comics are a form of art.
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You wouldn't forbid me from looking
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at Michelangelo's David
just because he's nude.
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When a statue of
your naked blue fella
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is on display at the
Vatican, we'll talk.
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Actually, David is at the
Accademia Gallery in Florence.
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Doesn't matter. I don't want
you looking at his bottom either.
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Where's Mom?
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Chewing out the guy
who runs the comic book store.
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Why?
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She found an inappropriate comic
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that Sheldon had
and went ballistic.
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She also took my Cosmo.
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What's a Cosmo?
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A magazine for today's woman.
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Sucks for you.
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You know, if I had something in
my room she might disapprove of,
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I might be looking for
a real good hiding place
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right about now.
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I think I'm okay.
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Your air vent?
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Boys are dumb.
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D-U-M-B.
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Dumb-a?
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What are you doing?
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Confiscating your comic books.
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You can have them back
when you're 18.
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You're taking
Casper the Friendly Ghost?
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Ghosts are sacrilegious.
Nothing friendly about that.
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Very well.
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There's one more book
that belongs in the box,
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filled with adultery, genocide,
and even human sacrifice.
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You think you're so smart.
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I do. And yet you continue
to treat me like a child.
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You know what?
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You want me to treat you
like an adult, you got it.
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From this moment on,
I am done mommy-ing you.
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Wonderful. Does that mean
I can have my comic books back?
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Comic books are for children.
You're an adult.
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My new adult
responsibilities began that night.
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Luckily, a cookbook is nothing more
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than a set of instructions.
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And if there's one thing
I shine at,
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it's following instructions.
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Aw.
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What's Sheldon doing?
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- Cooking his own dinner.
- Why?
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He wants to take care
of himself like an adult.
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I plan on putting that off
for as long as possible.
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Really?
It's a plan?
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Maybe I should go
keep an eye on him.
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No. Let him handle this
on his own.
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I wouldn't mind watching.
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Let's just say grace.
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I can't. I got to go in there.
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If she's going, I'm going.
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No one's going anywhere.
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If he needs help,
he can ask.
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I don't need help!
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Everything's under control!
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You're really holding
the line on this one.
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I'm sorry, but he
just pushed my buttons.
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Don't be sorry. I'm diggin' it.
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- Ew.
- Gross.
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I agree.
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Pretty gross.
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Y'all are mean.
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How was your chicken?
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Not bad. The dish soap gave
it a nice lemony flavor.
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All right, bedtime.
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- Night, Mama.
- Night, baby.
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Have sweet dreams.
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- Love you.
- Love you, too.
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Sheldon, I assume you
don't need to be tucked in?
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I can handle it,
thank you.
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Okay.
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Wow. No good night kiss?
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That's up to your brother.
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That won't be necessary.
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Fine.
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Had enough?
You gonna back down?
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No.
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He's real smart,
but he needs to learn
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he doesn't know everything.
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Woman, you are getting
sexier by the second. Whew.
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Hey, now that you're
treating him like an adult,
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can I have his allowance?
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That allowance is for chores,
which you already don't do.
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Come on.
We all know I'm your favorite.
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You're not even his third favorite.
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Making my
school lunch the next morning
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proved no easier than dinner.
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Maybe you're turning it
the wrong way.
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Don't you
have anything better to do?
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Not better than this.
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This is nothing a
little science can't fix.
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All I need to do is
break the pressure seal.
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I don't think that was enough science.
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Morning, Missy.
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- Morning, Sheldon.
- Morning.
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Morning, Mary.
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Mom, you need
to sign this consent form.
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What's it for?
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Field trip.
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- Where?
- Museum.
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- Which one?
- Does it matter?
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It's not like I'm gonna
learn anything, anyway.
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It's the planetarium
at the science museum.
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And I need you to sign mine, too.
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Oh. It's interesting that an adult
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would need his mother
to sign a consent form.
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And here we go.
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I don't need you to
sign it, the school does.
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So you're saying even
the school doesn't think
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that you're mature enough to
make all your own decisions.
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In that moment,
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I was so angry with her,
I almost opened the jar.
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I'm ready to go to college.
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Okay. Where you thinking?
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Somewhere
with a good science program,
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but far enough away
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to make my mom cry herself to
sleep every night that I'm gone.
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You're applying to college
out of spite?
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I see why you're the guidance counselor.
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Okay, let's see.
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What about Caltech in Pasadena?
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I can't see myself living in California.
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I don't trust their carefree lifestyle.
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Okay. Um...
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How about MIT in Boston?
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Do they have
a strong physics program?
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They're more of
an engineering school.
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Next.
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There's always Harvard.
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Hmm. I don't like cold weather,
but I do look good in maroon.
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All right, Harvard it is.
Thank you for your help.
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Are you interested in
applying to a safety school
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in case you don't get in?
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Safety school.
You're funny.
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So, how was everyone's day?
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I cut open a frog at school.
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For science class?
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Sure.
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We should put a lock
on the knife drawer.
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What are you eating?
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An English muffin with
ketchup and spray cheese.
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No fair.
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Lucky.
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Sorry I spent an hour making meatloaf.
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So, Moonpie,
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how's adult life treating you?
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Very well, actually.
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I'm working on my
application to Harvard.
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Is that so?
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Yes. And I'm planning
on transferring there
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as soon as possible.
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You're not going away
to Harvard.
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I don't believe
you have a say in this.
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Okay, well,
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Harvard's real expensive.
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How do you plan on paying for it?
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Oh, I'm sure
I'll get a scholarship.
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- Oh, are you?
- Yes, I am.
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Okay. Okay.
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Let's just take a deep breath
and talk about something else.
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Fine.
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I want to hear about that frog.
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A different something else.
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I just realized something.
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College applications cost
money just to send in.
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- They do?
- $50, $60 a pop.
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I don't believe you have
that kind of money, do you?
264
00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:29,470
Will you excuse me?
265
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,580
I have to go
take a cold shower.
266
00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:45,060
Hello, Randall. I would
like to apply for a job.
267
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,290
- You would?
- Yes.
268
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I need to earn money so
I can apply to Harvard.
269
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,470
I thought about going to Harvard,
270
00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:54,280
but then I realized
The Shack is my passion.
271
00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,470
So can I work here?
272
00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:59,080
Excuse me. How much RAM
does this computer have?
273
00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:01,260
Um, I can check on that for you.
274
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:06,010
It comes with 640 kilobytes,
but it's expandable up to 768.
275
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,760
Well?
276
00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:10,870
Do you even have a résumé?
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00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:14,390
No, but I have a report card
that'll knock your socks off.
278
00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:16,170
And what's the processor speed?
279
00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:19,830
It has the Intel 8286, so ten megahertz.
280
00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:23,970
Sorry, Sheldon.
281
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,830
I think it's against company
policy to hire little kids.
282
00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:29,580
But people say I'm like
an old man all the time.
283
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:32,950
Hey, I'm one of 'em,
but the answer's still no.
284
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When people wonder
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why Radio Shack eventually
went out of business,
286
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you can point to this moment.
287
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,280
Meemaw?
288
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,360
Meemaw?
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00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,000
Hey! Looking sharp.
290
00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:53,170
You're not gonna try to sell
me a set of knives, are you?
291
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:56,080
- No.
- It's a joke.
292
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,920
'Cause of the suit.
293
00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:00,620
Okay.
294
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,240
I need money
for my Harvard application,
295
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,970
and was wondering if there
are any jobs I could do.
296
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:08,920
Hmm. My yard could use a little weeding.
297
00:13:09,010 --> 00:13:11,370
I'm not terribly fond of outdoor work.
298
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,380
Plus, that garden gnome terrifies me.
299
00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:17,010
Ernesto has that effect on people.
300
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,780
How much does the job pay?
301
00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:20,690
Well, let me think. How
about a dollar an hour?
302
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,340
- How about five dollars an hour?
- How about 50 cents an hour?
303
00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:24,770
Wait a minute.
What just happened?
304
00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:26,750
I'll tell you what.
I'll give you a dollar.
305
00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:28,530
Thank you.
306
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:34,710
Hey. Hey.
307
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,720
You know how you think
I can't do anything for myself?
308
00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:40,450
I do think that, yes.
309
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,380
Well, I have something
I'd like to show you.
310
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,570
You did some chores?
311
00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:46,260
Come see for yourself.
312
00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,450
I don't know if I'm ready
for another heart attack,
313
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,830
but here we go.
314
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:55,990
Feast your eyes.
315
00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:03,520
You did all this?
316
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:04,740
I did.
317
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,140
You shoved everything in
the closet, didn't you?
318
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,570
Take a look.
319
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,560
I am impressed.
320
00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:23,870
You should be.
321
00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:26,080
There may be hope
for you yet.
322
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,210
I thought
that showed ingenuity.
323
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,440
Okay, here you go.
324
00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:45,390
I got you a shovel and
a bucket and some gloves.
325
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,130
Did you check the gloves for spiders?
326
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:51,420
Is this my first day as Meemaw?
327
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,190
It's not?
328
00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:56,660
No. It's duck-hunting season.
329
00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:00,430
That, sir, is an
in-mitigated fabrication!
330
00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:03,680
It's wabbit season! Duck season.
331
00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,500
Not again.
332
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:06,790
What's wrong, baby?
333
00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:09,490
I'm trying to hear about
duck season and wabbit season,
334
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,160
but they keep talking
about this stupid tornado.
335
00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:16,500
The National Weather
Service has issued a tornado watch
336
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,600
for the following counties: Angelina...
337
00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:25,710
Hey, Shelly, how's it going over there?
338
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,950
I hate everything about this.
339
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,700
You need to come home with me.
340
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,290
No. I'm working.
341
00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,530
There is a tornado watch.
Let's go!
342
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,970
Oh, come on, Mary. We've had a watch
343
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,520
every day for two months,
nothing ever happens.
344
00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:40,850
I think you're just worried
345
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,970
I'm earning the money to send
in my college application.
346
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,780
I am worried it is not
safe out here. Let's go!
347
00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:48,930
I can worry about my
own safety, thank you.
348
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,780
I don't care if you
think you're an adult.
349
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,010
I'm your mother,
and you will do as I say.
350
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,960
Well, that ain't good.
351
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:58,040
You believe me now?
352
00:15:58,410 --> 00:15:59,900
Mom?
353
00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:19,790
- I'm scared!
- It's gonna be okay.
354
00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:20,890
Georgie!
355
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,620
- Help me get this in front of the window.
- On it.
356
00:16:25,990 --> 00:16:27,750
- Is this my bed?
- Yeah.
357
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,150
Aw, it took me an hour to make it.
358
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,720
You okay, Moonpie?
359
00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:35,560
I'm all right.
360
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,200
- I'm not. This is scary.
- We're gonna be fine.
361
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:41,220
This'll blow through in a few minutes.
362
00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:46,280
I need to pee.
363
00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:48,180
Can you hold it, baby?
364
00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:50,130
We'll find out.
365
00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:55,290
I'm not all right anymore!
366
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,600
Flashlights, guys!
367
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,330
What if it hits us and we all die?
368
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,870
It's not gonna hit us!
I might hit you.
369
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,100
But first,
I'm gonna hold you.
370
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,620
In the name of Jesus,
I place a hedge of protection
371
00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:14,810
around this house
and my family.
372
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:17,840
I command this storm
to skip over our home
373
00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:19,410
in Jesus' name.
374
00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:20,590
I wish peace
375
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,540
to every single person
in this room
376
00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:25,300
and declare that not
one of us will get hurt
377
00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:28,100
in this storm, in Jesus' name!
378
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,180
Pray harder!
379
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,720
Okay.
380
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:46,820
The good news was
most of our neighborhood was spared.
381
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,290
Oh.
382
00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:50,310
The bad news: my mother thought
383
00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:52,170
she had something to do with it.
384
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,300
Looks like your house is okay.
385
00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:57,030
You were just worried I might
have to come live with you.
386
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,500
Oh, I think the word you're
looking for is "terrified."
387
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:02,340
Hmm. Better go check on it.
388
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:03,430
I'll come with you.
389
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,060
Be careful.
390
00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:09,570
Mom?
391
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:11,030
Yeah, baby?
392
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,140
You would not believe
the pee I just took.
393
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,920
♪ I see skies of blue ♪
394
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,490
♪ For me and you ♪
395
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:37,000
♪ And I say to myself ♪
396
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:41,840
♪ What a wonderful world. ♪
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