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All right, kids, let's go.
Bowls in the sink, come on.
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Dad, you have to put
something healthy in there.
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Look, there's beef jerky.
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Chock full of protein,
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and it'll keep them out
of the dating pool
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for a few years.
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No, you have to give them fruit.
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- No, he doesn't.
- Yeah, don't let her control you, Dad.
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She's right, all right? Nobody
likes a bully. Come on.
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Okay. Okay, no problem.
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Um...
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- Who are we?
- Gables!
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- What are we?
- Leaders!
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- Who's got it better than us?
- Nobody!
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And what are we late for?
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The bus if we don't get moving. Now go.
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Good morning. Oh, shoot.
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Did I miss the "who are we" chant?
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Oh...
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Chale, technically, you're not a Gable.
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So when you chime in, it
kind of weirds me out.
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I just get caught up in it.
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It is inspiring.
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Oh, here. You got some mail.
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Oh, Chale mail.
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Junk...
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- You gotta be kidding me.
- Not again.
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What is it? It's from your mom's gym.
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It's a postcard.
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"Haven't seen you. We miss you."
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You know what? So do I. Okay,
you know what? Give me that.
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I will call them right now.
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It's been over a year since she died.
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They shouldn't still be sending this.
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That's right, right? Thank you.
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Oh, but don't throw that out.
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On the bottom there's a
coupon for a kung fu lesson.
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I wanna go to it. Yeah.
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- Oh, no.
- What? What's the matter?
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My visa has expired.
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It states here I could get deported.
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Wow.
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Well, you keep in touch.
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Dad, come on. This is serious.
Let me see that.
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It makes no sense. I-I filled
out all the proper paperwork.
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You know, you gotta stay
on top of those things
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if you wanna be a citizen.
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I mean, you could say a
lot about Americans,
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but we're not lazy, you know?
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I have seen you watch
"Ray Donovan" in Spanish
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because the remote was
sitting on top of the TV.
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Yeah, and now I know how to
say "Get my gun" in Español.
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Dame mi pistolas.
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Okay, wait, Dad, you sent in
Chale's sponsor form, right?
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Remember? I told you how
important that was?
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Yes, you told me, and I sent it in.
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- You're sure?
- I'm positive. I have my own system.
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I take all the important paperwork,
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I put it right in this drawer,
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and then, once a week, I mail it out.
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Mm.
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It's still in there, isn't it?
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It's not a perfect system.
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Dad, what are we gonna do?
Chale's gonna get deported.
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I can't come back in this
country for three "yahs."
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Three "yahs"!
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How many "yahs"?
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I'd have to move back to Bungleton.
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I... I'm getting a stomachache.
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No, it's gonna be all right, okay?
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We will be together no matter what.
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I will move to England.
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Oh, actually, you'd love Bungleton.
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It's out in the countryside.
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There's chickens roaming free,
fresh eggs every morning.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody's
going to Bungleton, all right?
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And nobody's eating eggs.
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You're staying right
here on Long Island,
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where we keep the chickens
in some kind of camp
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piled up on top of each other.
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Yeah, well, how are we
supposed to do that?
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You didn't file the paperwork.
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Yeah, I know. I made a mistake,
all right? But I will fix it.
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- And you know why?
- Because we're the Gables!
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No.
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Because I have a connection to
someone down at Immigration,
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and I'll take care of it, okay?
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- Thanks, Dad.
- Yes.
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Look, it's all gonna work out.
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Because we are the Gables.
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- Seriously, dude.
- You gotta stop that.
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Cellucci, over here.
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Hey.
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How you doin'?
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Everything okay?
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Yes, yeah. I'm doin' great.
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Okay, good. Well, look
at you with the beard.
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- Yeah, it looks good, right?
- No.
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You know who you look like?
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You look like the guy...
oh, God, what's his name?
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I can see his face.
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Come on, you know the
guy from the, um... ah!
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- Hugh Jackman?
- No. By the way,
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I wouldn't think you
looked like Hugh Jackman
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if you had claws shooting
out of your knuckles.
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All right.
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So what's up? What can I do?
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Kendra's fiancé has a bit
of an immigration problem.
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And I remember when we were
on the force together,
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you dated a guy, I think he
worked at INS, am I right?
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No. Mm.
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Pretty sure you did.
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Okay... I dated a manager
from CVS, but no INS.
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Are you sure? 'Cause...
first, you dated a lot,
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and I just had the feeling that
there was an immigration guy
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- sprinkled in there.
- Okay!
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I think I would remember who I date.
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Oh, Robert. Actually,
you're right, you're right.
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Yeah, see? Yes.
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I remember. Yes, yes.
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Can you do me a favor and call him?
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Oh, call him...
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Oh, what happened?
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Um, this one was not me.
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This was all him.
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We would go to the Outback Steakhouse
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and he would order with a
bad Australian accent.
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"I'll take the Bloomin' Onion, mate!"
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You're... you're broken.
You are so broken.
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All right, well, I gotta
figure out something,
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otherwise Kendra's gonna
be movin' to England.
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Okay, you know what? I have
been blowing this guy off
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for three years, but for
you, I will call him.
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Oh!
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I just figured out who you look like!
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- Who?
- Pavarotti!
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Do you think he really
went to the bathroom
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or is he secretly running
a background check on me?
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Well, he had a key attached to
a giant wooden paddle, so...
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I'm guessing bathroom.
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Just stay calm. Vanessa
talked to the guy.
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It's gonna be fine.
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- Thank you for waiting.
- Not a problem.
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Uh, by the way, Vanessa
Cellucci says hello.
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Oh, Vanessa. We spoke on the phone.
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Can you believe she spent three
years helping kids overseas?
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She's a real saint, that one.
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We're, uh, we're supposed
to go to dinner tonight.
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Hey, I hear she loves that
Outback Steakhouse, huh?
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Already made the reservation, mate.
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Now...
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Let me see if I can provide
some assistance in this matter,
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Mr. Witt?
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Yes, Chale Eugene Witt.
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Okay, I just need to
verify some information.
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Are you still living
at 2257 Seville Lane?
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Yes. Yes, we are.
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Wait a minute, you... you live together?
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No, he... he lives in my garage.
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Oh, well, it's listed
here as an apartment.
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Is this a legal residence?
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Legal? Uh, you know, as far
as the permits and stuff,
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I kinda wanted to fly under the radar.
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But it is up to code?
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Yes, yeah, definitely up to code.
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It's my code, but it's up there.
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Yeah, same address. We're at the same...
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Okay, then he pays rent?
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In your dreams.
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Why... why is that funny, Mr. Gable?
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Oh, I'm sorry, it's just
an inside joke we have
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'cause he's usually unemployed.
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Oh, well, it says here
that you are employed.
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Well, I was. I was working
for a tech startup.
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Okay, and how long were you there?
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Let's see... October, November...
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I was there for a week and a half.
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You know, I have some,
uh, some concerns.
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Since you are a friend of Vanessa's,
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I think we can extend your visa.
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That's... that's a great
call right there, you know.
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It's not like he's a
terrorist or something.
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You're not... are you,
you little terrorist?
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You little terrorist.
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So we, uh, do we sign
something, or just we can go?
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We're free to go, right? I
think we get out of here,
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wanna get some ice cream?
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Mr. Gable, I did not bring up terrorism.
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Is there a reason you did?
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N-no. No, I was saying
he's not a terrorist.
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He's harmless. I mean, he...
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He spends all day in my garage, right?
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Working out those little formulas
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on his crazy little white board.
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Mr. Gable, please stop talking!
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I'll stop talking.
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In 36 hours, they can kick
me out of the country.
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There's nothing I can do about it.
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Hey, on the positive, it's
nice to know our government
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takes immigration pretty seriously.
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I will take comfort in that thought
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on the barge ride back to England.
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Well, what if we get married, you know?
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- That'll make you a citizen.
- By tomorrow?
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Yeah. Chale, I love you, okay?
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We can just run down to
city hall and do it.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a sec.
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- I realize part of this is my fault.
- Part?
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Okay, let's not point
fingers, all right?
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But don't you want to
get married the way
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we always talked about?
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Right? The church, Father Philip,
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your mother's dress?
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Yeah, of course, but, I mean,
how are we gonna pull that off
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by tomorrow night?
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We have a whole day. All right?
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Look, this wedding is happening.
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I'm not losing my daughter, all right?
You wanna know why?
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We're the Gables.
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Exactly.
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We're the... oh, crap.
I missed it again!
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No, I need the flowers today.
It's my wedding.
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I know it's last minute, but
is there anything you can do?
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Hey. What's going on?
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I heard you're changing
the wedding plans
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without consulting the best man?
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There are rules, missy.
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No, no, no, please, please don't
put me on hold. Oh, crap.
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I had the whole thing planned.
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Okay, Uncle Kyle, I really
can't do this right now.
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I had the whole thing planned.
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Kyle, I can't do this right
now either, all right?
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Just go to work and I'll tell
you what's happening, okay?
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All right, fine, but don't call
me the best man, all right?
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Call me "the nobody ever
tells me anything" man.
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All right, I got a church lined up.
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The only problem is,
Father Philip is out
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in Patchogue, so I'm gonna swing
out there and pick him up.
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What? No, why can't you just call him?
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He's on some kind of retreat,
and they... I guess no phones.
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Hey.
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How did you mess up at Immigration?
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I had to eat two Bloomin' Onions!
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It got away from me, but it's all right.
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Change in plans, they're
getting married.
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But Dad, my dress doesn't
fit and we have no flowers.
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I don't know how we're going
to pull this off by tonight.
248
00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:04,574
Honey, please, do not get upset.
249
00:10:04,599 --> 00:10:05,999
In fact, I think you
should get ready to smile.
250
00:10:06,024 --> 00:10:08,357
Because when I get back
here, I'll fix your dress.
251
00:10:08,382 --> 00:10:09,360
I'll take care of everything.
252
00:10:09,385 --> 00:10:10,492
All right, do you want
your hair blown out?
253
00:10:10,517 --> 00:10:11,683
I'll blow it out. I'll blow 'em all out.
254
00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:13,304
I'm gonna go crazy. I'll
pluck your eyebrows.
255
00:10:13,329 --> 00:10:16,900
I'll pluck the crap out of them.
I promise. You're gonna be fine.
256
00:10:16,925 --> 00:10:18,925
I'll paint your nails. I'll put
little Met symbols on there.
257
00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:20,244
We're gonna be good.
258
00:10:20,269 --> 00:10:22,236
You're gonna love it. I
think I'm gonna cry.
259
00:10:22,261 --> 00:10:23,928
Me, too. It's gonna be an emotional day.
260
00:10:23,953 --> 00:10:26,020
- I think I'm happy about it.
- Okay, no. Stop. Stop all this.
261
00:10:26,045 --> 00:10:27,367
Stop all this nonsense, okay?
262
00:10:27,392 --> 00:10:28,984
I will take care of this.
263
00:10:29,009 --> 00:10:30,742
You've already screwed this up enough.
264
00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:32,534
So you just get the priest,
and I'll handle the rest.
265
00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:34,726
Go, go.
266
00:10:34,751 --> 00:10:36,611
Am I still blowing out your
hair, or is she gonna...
267
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,757
Go!
268
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:46,074
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269
00:10:53,284 --> 00:10:55,026
What kind of retreat is this?
270
00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:02,788
Goody?
271
00:11:03,571 --> 00:11:05,874
Goody, I see you.
272
00:11:07,482 --> 00:11:08,881
What are you doing here?
273
00:11:08,905 --> 00:11:11,954
It's a Civil War re-enactment,
and my name's not Goody.
274
00:11:11,979 --> 00:11:14,382
Around here, I'm Private
Lando Calrissian.
275
00:11:14,487 --> 00:11:17,221
Yeah, we get to pick our own names.
276
00:11:17,879 --> 00:11:19,913
I never knew you were a
fan of the Civil War.
277
00:11:19,938 --> 00:11:22,933
Every black man's a
fan of the Civil War.
278
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:26,759
What are you doing here? I
gotta find Father Philip.
279
00:11:26,784 --> 00:11:29,163
Oh, this year, he's
fighting for the South.
280
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,625
He's over in the command tent
next to the meat smoker.
281
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,383
The Confederates get brisket.
282
00:11:33,408 --> 00:11:35,324
Must be nice!
283
00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:44,543
Philip?
284
00:11:44,568 --> 00:11:46,769
Afraid you have me confused, son.
285
00:11:46,794 --> 00:11:48,614
I got an emergency, all right?
286
00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:51,265
Kendra and Chale... they
need to get married today,
287
00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:53,798
or Chale's gonna be deported.
You gotta come with me.
288
00:11:53,823 --> 00:11:57,353
Oh, you're killing me.
I'm finally a general!
289
00:11:57,378 --> 00:11:59,758
I've been waiting 21 years for this.
290
00:11:59,783 --> 00:12:03,223
I get it. Donna always wanted you
to be the one to marry them,
291
00:12:03,248 --> 00:12:05,915
just like you married us.
This is my dream!
292
00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:07,865
Look, everybody has a dream, right?
293
00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:10,724
But you are in a field
behind a Home Depot
294
00:12:10,749 --> 00:12:12,747
with a glue-on beard, so...
295
00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:15,110
Let me address my men.
296
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,801
Great, great. Thank you very much.
297
00:12:16,826 --> 00:12:17,734
How long is that gonna take?
298
00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:20,210
Well, historically, I
gotta give a speech,
299
00:12:20,235 --> 00:12:21,985
and he gets shot by friendly-fire,
300
00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:24,492
and then he gets an infection,
dies a horrible death.
301
00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:25,789
Love it. Go to town.
302
00:12:28,398 --> 00:12:30,131
Thank you, sweetie.
303
00:12:30,156 --> 00:12:33,039
Okay, flowers done, dress done.
304
00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:34,963
Oh! I almost forgot.
305
00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:41,397
Welcome to your bachelorette party.
306
00:12:42,169 --> 00:12:44,836
All right, well, it's not
exactly the one I envisioned.
307
00:12:44,861 --> 00:12:45,890
But I appreciate it.
308
00:12:45,915 --> 00:12:47,514
Hey, wait, do you want me
to call a male dancer?
309
00:12:47,539 --> 00:12:50,440
I have a fireman, a
policeman, a plumber.
310
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,666
What's your fancy?
311
00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:54,658
You okay?
312
00:12:54,683 --> 00:12:56,962
You know, we've been talking
about this wedding for so long
313
00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:59,323
and it was always just an idea,
314
00:12:59,348 --> 00:13:01,771
and now it's actually happening,
and I'm kind of freaking out.
315
00:13:01,796 --> 00:13:04,130
Yeah, take it from someone
316
00:13:04,155 --> 00:13:06,143
who was supposed to be
married four times...
317
00:13:06,168 --> 00:13:08,344
well, one doesn't actually count because
318
00:13:08,369 --> 00:13:10,503
I wasn't technically 18 yet.
319
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,027
- What?!
- But, uh, yes.
320
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,105
My point is,
321
00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:18,299
can you imagine yourself without...
322
00:13:18,517 --> 00:13:19,816
What's his name?
323
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,428
Chale.
324
00:13:21,859 --> 00:13:24,306
Can you imagine your life
without Chale in it?
325
00:13:24,722 --> 00:13:26,969
No, I can't.
326
00:13:26,994 --> 00:13:29,399
Can you imagine your
life with someone else?
327
00:13:29,425 --> 00:13:30,724
No.
328
00:13:31,098 --> 00:13:32,896
Well, there you go.
329
00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:35,969
Thank you for being here.
330
00:13:35,994 --> 00:13:37,194
You're welcome.
331
00:13:37,475 --> 00:13:39,008
Wait, did you say one of the strippers
332
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:40,344
dances as a plumber?
333
00:13:40,369 --> 00:13:41,728
No, no, no, he is a plumber.
334
00:13:41,753 --> 00:13:43,759
He just likes to take his pants off.
335
00:13:45,187 --> 00:13:49,756
Come tomorrow, the sun may not
shine upon our countenance,
336
00:13:49,781 --> 00:13:53,249
and surely, some of you
will be called to embrace
337
00:13:53,274 --> 00:13:55,174
the greatest of mysteries.
338
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,394
All right, come on. Pick it up.
339
00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:00,821
And in that undying land, our
great solace shall be...
340
00:14:00,871 --> 00:14:02,530
How long does this go on for?
341
00:14:02,555 --> 00:14:03,929
About half an hour.
342
00:14:03,954 --> 00:14:05,382
Then the ice cream truck comes.
343
00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:07,597
Then we go to battle. Half an hour?
344
00:14:07,622 --> 00:14:09,600
Give me this!
345
00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:10,938
Bang!
346
00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:14,478
Bang, bang, you're dead. Come on.
Let's get going.
347
00:14:14,503 --> 00:14:17,804
Relax, men. Caught in the
arm, totally superficial.
348
00:14:17,829 --> 00:14:19,069
Now...
349
00:14:20,252 --> 00:14:22,156
Oh, boy.
350
00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:27,661
No!
351
00:14:38,518 --> 00:14:40,518
All right, okay.
352
00:14:40,543 --> 00:14:42,788
You... Kevin, you got me.
353
00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:46,256
Nice one, dawg.
354
00:14:46,281 --> 00:14:47,972
All right, men!
355
00:14:47,997 --> 00:14:50,726
The time has come for battle!
356
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:54,572
Ooh, ice cream truck.
357
00:14:59,879 --> 00:15:02,158
All right, Chale, it's completely
normal that you're nervous.
358
00:15:02,183 --> 00:15:03,816
And it's the anxiety that's
giving you stomach pain.
359
00:15:04,377 --> 00:15:06,132
I don't think it's that, Jack.
360
00:15:06,157 --> 00:15:08,050
Well, I looked it up online,
and it's either that
361
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,034
or you've got a ruptured ovary.
362
00:15:12,892 --> 00:15:15,359
All right, my dad's got Father Philip.
363
00:15:15,384 --> 00:15:17,705
We got the dress, we got the flowers.
364
00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,010
Looks like you're stuck with me.
365
00:15:19,035 --> 00:15:20,801
Yay, wonderful. Oh!
366
00:15:20,826 --> 00:15:24,052
Sorry, darling, I'm just feeling
a little bit out of sorts.
367
00:15:24,077 --> 00:15:26,611
Wait, what? Okay, wait.
What's going on here?
368
00:15:26,636 --> 00:15:28,403
Are you... are you, like,
getting cold feet?
369
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,762
It's his ovaries.
370
00:15:31,152 --> 00:15:32,956
Okay, no, babe.
371
00:15:32,981 --> 00:15:35,110
You need to talk to me.
372
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,558
Do you not wanna do this?
373
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,065
No, of course I do.
374
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:39,465
Because if you don't, we don't have to.
375
00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:41,790
No, no, no, no. No, I... look,
376
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,366
I have always known that
I wanted to marry you.
377
00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:46,992
I-I knew two days before we ever met.
378
00:15:47,017 --> 00:15:48,883
How is that even possible?
379
00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:52,076
I was in the engineering
building, you were in the quad,
380
00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:54,754
and I followed you back to your dorm
381
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,371
staring at the back of
your head, whispering...
382
00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:59,213
"I am gonna marry that girl."
383
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:03,213
That's a little creepy, but so sweet.
384
00:16:03,238 --> 00:16:04,688
I love you, Chale.
385
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,844
Hey, I love... ow, ow, ow. Aah!
386
00:16:07,869 --> 00:16:09,220
- What...
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
387
00:16:09,245 --> 00:16:10,494
Hey, what's going on?
388
00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:12,916
Oh, my stomach's killing me. Aah!
389
00:16:12,941 --> 00:16:15,313
Let me see. Let me see. Does this hurt?
390
00:16:15,338 --> 00:16:17,463
It... Yes, yeah, yeah. Okay.
You know what, baby?
391
00:16:17,488 --> 00:16:19,187
I don't think a wedding is gonna happen.
392
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,564
This might be his appendix.
393
00:16:20,589 --> 00:16:22,066
- What?
- We gotta take him to the hospital.
394
00:16:22,091 --> 00:16:23,917
- Yes, right now. Let's go.
- Ow, ow.
395
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,143
Come on, I'll help you up.
396
00:16:26,728 --> 00:16:28,490
Somebody call a plumber?
397
00:16:40,723 --> 00:16:42,556
Surprise.
398
00:16:46,308 --> 00:16:49,317
Hey. Hey, how you feelin'?
399
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,978
Oh, a bit woozy. What happened?
400
00:16:53,003 --> 00:16:57,015
You had appendicitis, and they
had to do emergency surgery.
401
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,829
So that's it? We're...
we're not gonna make it.
402
00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:01,192
I'm gonna get deported.
403
00:17:01,217 --> 00:17:02,973
No, no, no. It's okay, sweetheart, okay?
404
00:17:02,998 --> 00:17:05,825
I'm coming with you. We're
going to Bungleton.
405
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,903
Full disclosure, Bungleton is...
406
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,573
not as beautiful as it sounds.
407
00:17:12,979 --> 00:17:15,626
Hey. We got a priest, we got a best man,
408
00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:17,537
- we're doing a wedding.
- Wait, what?
409
00:17:17,562 --> 00:17:19,272
Yeah, and I got the wedding dress.
410
00:17:19,297 --> 00:17:20,998
There you go, huh?
411
00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:23,882
Uh, Mr. Gable, I don't think
I can make it to the church.
412
00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:25,240
I'm sorry.
413
00:17:25,265 --> 00:17:27,234
Look, Father, is there any
way we can marry them here?
414
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:30,852
Oh, well, not in the room, but
maybe they have a chapel.
415
00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:32,595
Yeah, yeah, uh,
416
00:17:32,826 --> 00:17:34,525
give me five minutes.
417
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,475
Let me show you why I'm the best man.
418
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:39,134
Let's go, people. I said gas leak.
419
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,155
Not kidding around. Let's go.
Move it out.
420
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,407
Come on, Nana. Slap some
hot sauce on it. Let's go.
421
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,131
Pick up the pace.
422
00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:52,308
Here comes the bride.
423
00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:56,339
Wow.
424
00:17:56,938 --> 00:17:58,405
Well?
425
00:17:58,430 --> 00:18:00,140
Do you like it?
426
00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:03,791
You... you look beautiful.
427
00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:06,031
We... we went with the hair up
428
00:18:06,056 --> 00:18:07,595
'cause I thought it was a classier look.
429
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,653
I used to wear it like this when, uh...
430
00:18:11,981 --> 00:18:14,752
You know what? This is not my moment.
431
00:18:14,776 --> 00:18:16,847
And I just realized that.
432
00:18:18,601 --> 00:18:20,685
I'll see ya at the chapel.
433
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,535
When did this happen?
434
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:28,812
It feels like just yesterday you were...
435
00:18:29,648 --> 00:18:31,414
you were different.
436
00:18:31,439 --> 00:18:34,440
You were my little peanut, you know?
437
00:18:34,465 --> 00:18:38,093
I remember, you would fit
right in here just perfectly.
438
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,185
And you'd fall asleep.
439
00:18:40,646 --> 00:18:42,668
And I just stayed up all night
440
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,015
until you woke up.
441
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,918
Dad.
442
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,047
Oh, gosh, then you got older.
443
00:18:50,072 --> 00:18:51,681
And you remember that bike I got you?
You know,
444
00:18:51,706 --> 00:18:54,008
the one with the streamers and I
put that little bell on there?
445
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,033
Then I took your training wheels off?
446
00:18:56,058 --> 00:18:58,345
Yeah, and then you pushed
me into the street
447
00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,447
without any warning?
448
00:18:59,908 --> 00:19:03,104
Can you ride a bike or not?
449
00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:06,480
We're just missing one thing.
450
00:19:06,505 --> 00:19:08,338
I know.
451
00:19:08,363 --> 00:19:09,855
I wish Mom was here, too.
452
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,146
I know.
453
00:19:11,894 --> 00:19:13,995
She'd be very proud of you.
454
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:17,160
All right, well, time's ticking.
455
00:19:17,185 --> 00:19:19,686
Let's get you married, all right?
Come on.
456
00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:23,416
On two. Ready.
457
00:19:23,441 --> 00:19:25,458
There we go.
458
00:19:25,483 --> 00:19:28,773
- You ready?
- Yeah.
459
00:19:36,391 --> 00:19:38,524
I'm really sorry you're
not getting the wedding
460
00:19:38,549 --> 00:19:39,979
you always wanted.
461
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:42,171
Actually, Dad, I am.
462
00:19:42,196 --> 00:19:44,744
Thank you. You pulled it off.
463
00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:46,969
It's not perfect,
464
00:19:46,994 --> 00:19:49,522
but... it's perfect.
465
00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:51,860
Yeah.
466
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,931
Boy, Chale really needs to tie
up the back of that gown.
467
00:20:04,925 --> 00:20:07,923
Look, I know this isn't the
reception we dreamed of,
468
00:20:07,948 --> 00:20:10,409
but much like the wedding, it was free.
469
00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:17,510
None of my business, but
I would've hired a DJ.
470
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:23,171
All right, gentlemen,
I'm here to announce
471
00:20:23,196 --> 00:20:25,454
the General has died of sepsis.
472
00:20:25,479 --> 00:20:28,219
Not the greatest wedding toast.
473
00:20:32,844 --> 00:20:36,781
Well, look, wedding can't
get any worse, right?
474
00:20:37,314 --> 00:20:39,155
Anyone call a plumber?
475
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:46,483
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