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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,974 --> 00:00:15,503 THE COUSIN 2 00:01:46,775 --> 00:01:48,751 Radio Palermo broadcasting. The news bulletin. 3 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:54,510 The Constituent Assembly has elected as provisional head of the republic, after... 4 00:01:54,832 --> 00:01:57,730 only a few sessions, the Neapolitan jurist and politician Enrico De Nicola. 5 00:01:57,980 --> 00:02:00,265 Financial news next. 6 00:02:00,610 --> 00:02:04,573 Since the allied landing the value of the lira has risen at least 20 times, 7 00:02:04,740 --> 00:02:10,313 while the rise in the cost of living is around 2,871 times... 8 00:02:11,189 --> 00:02:15,422 Did you know the allies had to bring their women from the mainland? 9 00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:19,028 Because here, in Sicily, they could find no willing women! 10 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:23,178 Also because those they could find, they married! 11 00:02:27,643 --> 00:02:30,593 - It's so hot! - It's boiling. 12 00:02:31,123 --> 00:02:35,406 We had to go through a war and an American landing to discover such a hygienic... 13 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:37,650 - and refined drink. - But tea is English. 14 00:02:37,822 --> 00:02:41,594 - It's the English who... - English or American, they're allies. 15 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:47,083 A girl�s life, always the same thing: Stay in bed two days a month. 16 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:50,075 It only happens to refined women. Me also... 17 00:02:50,275 --> 00:02:53,690 - I have to stay in bed for five days! - You should see my new gynecologist. 18 00:02:54,137 --> 00:02:58,478 - He's so good! - I won't change mine. He doesn't stop visiting me. 19 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:02,425 Yesterday he says: "Beautiful, very beautiful, on the inside and on the outside.� 20 00:03:03,334 --> 00:03:06,431 - He told me I can't have children. - You�re lucky! 21 00:03:06,651 --> 00:03:09,030 Me, I'm like a rabbit! Worse than a rabbit! 22 00:03:09,226 --> 00:03:11,985 Why don't you try that American thing? It's called a diaphragm. 23 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:15,019 I don't like shoving something inside that... 24 00:03:15,608 --> 00:03:17,989 Oh, you don't like shoving something inside! 25 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,390 And what does your husband have to say? 26 00:03:43,047 --> 00:03:45,491 - What're you doing? Spying on your mother? - You're mad! I was looking for a book! 27 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:50,192 "The ligaments are of the following types: 28 00:03:51,275 --> 00:03:55,447 �Anterior longitudinal ligament and posterior longitudinal ligament." 29 00:03:55,950 --> 00:04:00,917 "Anterior longitudinal ligament and posterior longitudinal ligament." 30 00:04:01,496 --> 00:04:03,267 Ges�, Ges�, stop singing! 31 00:04:03,455 --> 00:04:05,860 - Who sings, doesn't sin! - Shut up! 32 00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:10,642 Nini, Nini, where are you? 33 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:15,270 Hey, careful with my ass! 34 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,024 Nini! Where are you? 35 00:04:17,686 --> 00:04:20,336 Nini! Mother's feeling ill! 36 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:24,285 Why does she go on writing to me, that whore Lisa? 37 00:04:24,484 --> 00:04:28,371 I'd never have had her, had I known she'd marry a Texan cowboy! 38 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:30,259 ...in America... 39 00:04:30,635 --> 00:04:33,104 I know, I know, Pippi, I shouldn't say this! 40 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:36,388 But every time you write me a letter, I feel ill! 41 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:39,072 You know how much it cost me, becoming a baroness! 42 00:04:39,215 --> 00:04:43,020 All that effort! And more, even! Mother-in-law to a Texan cowman! 43 00:04:43,239 --> 00:04:45,026 That's what she turned me into! Nini! 44 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:49,035 Nini! Come here, your mommy must wash you! 45 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,727 Leone the cat... 46 00:04:57,740 --> 00:04:59,461 Nini! What're you doing?! 47 00:05:00,984 --> 00:05:03,564 - Nothing. Why? - What do you mean, nothing? You're smoking. 48 00:05:04,416 --> 00:05:07,315 Oh, yes, I'm smoking. From now on, I'm addicted. 49 00:05:07,633 --> 00:05:11,188 Nini! The bath is getting cold! 50 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:13,093 Where could he have gone?! 51 00:05:13,202 --> 00:05:14,216 Nini! 52 00:05:14,417 --> 00:05:18,023 - Why are you jumping? - It's alright. It's out. 53 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:21,671 Where has he hidden...? Call him! 54 00:05:23,124 --> 00:05:26,313 - You know, I'm writing a poem for you. - A poem?! For me?! 55 00:05:26,522 --> 00:05:27,756 - Yes. - Nini! 56 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:30,939 - Nini! - You'll give it to me on Sunday, at church. - Yes. Bye - Bye! 57 00:05:31,099 --> 00:05:32,099 Coming, mother! 58 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:35,600 "She voluptuously lay down on the bed. 59 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:40,677 "His hand reached up to her panties, 60 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:44,830 "plunging his finger into the dark forest. 61 00:05:45,761 --> 00:05:49,435 "She let out a moan of pleasure." 62 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:54,471 - Hi, cousin. - Don't you know I have to study? 63 00:05:55,370 --> 00:05:58,110 Of course I know. Had you studied before, you wouldn't have to try again in the autumn. 64 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,989 I'm always alone at home. I'm getting bored. 65 00:06:00,134 --> 00:06:04,697 - You look different. - I grew 5 cm and lost almost 2 kg. 66 00:06:05,026 --> 00:06:07,060 If you keep it up like this, you'll be nice. 67 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:11,011 Honestly?! I'd like to become beautiful, and have breasts this big! 68 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:12,423 Like that, it's too much. 69 00:06:12,988 --> 00:06:15,539 - Well, this big, then. - That's alright. 70 00:06:16,099 --> 00:06:18,058 - And you? - What about you? 71 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,982 How would you like to look when grown up? 72 00:06:20,187 --> 00:06:22,383 I already am grown up. I, practically, am a man. 73 00:06:22,705 --> 00:06:23,705 Let me feel you! 74 00:06:23,792 --> 00:06:27,186 - Moron, I only wanted to see if you had stubble! - Cut it out! Of course I have! 75 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:30,408 - I can't feel it. - Of course you can't! I shaved it last week. 76 00:06:34,807 --> 00:06:37,318 - That's not true. It doesn't show! - Moron, have a feel! 77 00:06:39,882 --> 00:06:41,230 Can you feel them growing? 78 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,973 They're so big... Why are they still growing? 79 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,827 Because I�m not fully a woman yet. 80 00:06:46,505 --> 00:06:48,490 You're the first man I let feel them. 81 00:06:49,548 --> 00:06:51,479 Will you let me feel them under the dress? 82 00:06:52,571 --> 00:06:57,250 Ges� fell in love with Cefal�. How did it happen? How did it happen? 83 00:06:59,092 --> 00:07:03,171 Ges�, Ges�... What's your problem? Don't your feet ever hurt? 84 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,883 In any case, I know all about it. 85 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:07,816 What can you know, 86 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,745 you who are in the nuns' college?! 87 00:07:13,078 --> 00:07:17,119 If you must know, I talk about �it� with my colleagues all the time. 88 00:07:19,175 --> 00:07:21,627 Enzo, do you ever look at yourself naked in the mirror? 89 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,435 - A man doesn�t do such stupid stuff! - It's not true that it's stupid! 90 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:27,474 At least one knows how one is made. 91 00:07:28,606 --> 00:07:30,599 Ouch! You pinched me! 92 00:07:30,804 --> 00:07:34,881 - I didn't pinch you. - Then, what did you do? 93 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,289 It's a thing I used to do with Carmela. 94 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:40,327 Now, you remove your hand, and I'll remove mine. 95 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:42,140 Agata! Where are you? 96 00:07:42,870 --> 00:07:43,870 Where have you hidden?! 97 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:44,950 Bye. 98 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,761 Who knows when we�ll see each other again? What a nuisance! 99 00:07:48,142 --> 00:07:50,360 - Having an older brother... - Bye, Agata. 100 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:53,059 Coming, Ugo! I was saying hi to Enzo. 101 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,373 What a cousin... 102 00:08:09,686 --> 00:08:13,702 Oh, Jesus! Jesus! Leone got loose! He's gonna eat the little baron! 103 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:20,942 Damn, this Leone is more ferocious than a tiger! 104 00:08:21,336 --> 00:08:22,336 Am I intruding? 105 00:08:23,450 --> 00:08:25,624 Of course you are. I was studying like mad. 106 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:28,659 Did you know my mother is set against you and your family? Old grudges. 107 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:31,213 - She doesn't want me to hang out with you. - Well, then don't! 108 00:08:31,505 --> 00:08:34,580 And she says that, until a couple of years ago, you were beggars. 109 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:38,268 - That's even true. Stay away, baron! - But I need you! 110 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:40,615 I want you to write a love poem for me. 111 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,329 Right away! A lovely one! 112 00:08:42,664 --> 00:08:45,204 Are you or aren't you going to school? Write your poem yourself! 113 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:48,588 But I'm studying at the priest�s! I don't know anything about profane love! 114 00:08:48,930 --> 00:08:52,350 - Then why promise one?! Stupid! - A love poem! I'll pay you! 115 00:08:52,522 --> 00:08:54,915 - No way. - Then, I'll kill myself! 116 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,259 The sea has retreated far away... 117 00:08:58,700 --> 00:08:59,700 Paragraph. 118 00:09:00,630 --> 00:09:01,630 And you... 119 00:09:01,817 --> 00:09:02,817 Paragraph. 120 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:06,596 - Virgin with the eyes... - Enzo, isn't that a dirty word? 121 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:10,546 Virgin with the eyes of lemon... 122 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:12,071 Paragraph. 123 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,056 Run to your... Paragraph. 124 00:09:14,630 --> 00:09:15,924 Room of glass... 125 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:17,750 to dream... 126 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:19,730 To dream of me... 127 00:09:20,244 --> 00:09:21,380 who... Paragraph. 128 00:09:21,530 --> 00:09:22,530 Dreams of you. 129 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:24,900 The End. 130 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,259 Beautiful, but are you sure it's a love one? 131 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:29,909 Of course it is! 132 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:33,653 Tell me: Have you ever watched yourself naked in the mirror? 133 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,318 Oh, you Christ, so good and true, not again this shall I do! 134 00:09:44,657 --> 00:09:46,206 I sure am ugly! 135 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:15,458 That was Nilla Pizzi, winner of the 1951 San Remo festival. 136 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,480 And now, the regional news bulletin. 137 00:10:21,115 --> 00:10:24,403 I knew it! One never finds him studying! 138 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,505 - Where can he wander all day long?! - Around! 139 00:10:27,817 --> 00:10:29,091 Young folk loaf around. 140 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,943 Hurry, hurry! Get undressed, quickly! 141 00:10:32,770 --> 00:10:35,159 - You loosen up, too, master. - We should find a better way. 142 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,611 How handsome you are! How years go by, master! 143 00:10:42,203 --> 00:10:44,366 - Complicated, doing it standing? - Complicated... 144 00:10:44,473 --> 00:10:46,141 but it has its rewards! 145 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,300 Carmella, I'm going! I'm on! 146 00:10:48,705 --> 00:10:51,382 - Here I go! - Calm down, you're like a stormy sea! 147 00:10:51,664 --> 00:10:53,954 - You're going to tear the clothes! - Who gives a fuck?! 148 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:58,499 Stand up! 149 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:02,086 - Come on! - You're great! 150 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,527 Nothing! I'm losing my head! 151 00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:05,896 What happened?! I can't see you! 152 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,849 - My madman! - Thank you! 153 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,035 Do you like it? Do you like how I'm fucking you? 154 00:11:11,359 --> 00:11:13,838 - I'll bite you! - Yes! Yes, I'll bite you! 155 00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:17,106 Bite away, bite away, but careful with my straps! 156 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,719 Nothing, nothing! All's fine, master! 157 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,592 Here I am! 158 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:23,594 How wonderful you are! 159 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,867 - Your lovemaking breaks me! - Where are you?! 160 00:11:26,022 --> 00:11:27,586 Here I am! 161 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,616 - Careful, we're almost there! - I'll help you now. 162 00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:33,552 Yes, young master, how strong you are! 163 00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:36,862 - Don't pull my hair like that! - Forgive me, I'm kind of excited! 164 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:40,550 Sir, don't mistake the navel for the other thing... 165 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:42,857 Enzo? 166 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,053 Enzino! 167 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,610 Enzo! Where are you? 168 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:58,374 Who is it? Who? 169 00:11:58,489 --> 00:11:59,960 Hi, Gesuina! I'm Agata. 170 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:04,530 - Who did you say you are? - Agata! 171 00:12:05,176 --> 00:12:08,347 - Ges�, Ges�, how you've grown up! - Where's Enzo? 172 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,347 How should I know?! At school, he must be at school! 173 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,676 - Higher! - Higher. 174 00:12:16,055 --> 00:12:18,350 Lower! Lower! In the center! 175 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,089 Here it is! In the center! 176 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:26,121 - Is it alright like this? - Hurry up, master, I have to cook lunch! 177 00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:40,129 - How was I, Carmella? - You were most vigorous. 178 00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:41,644 Thank you. 179 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:12,042 - I�d imagined a much warmer welcome! - Agata! 180 00:13:12,489 --> 00:13:15,301 - When did you arrive? - This morning. I've run here right away. 181 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,313 Do you realize how long it is that we haven't seen each other? 182 00:13:18,446 --> 00:13:19,682 - Ages! - How do you like Turin? 183 00:13:19,908 --> 00:13:22,011 So-so. What can you expect from a town without orange trees? 184 00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:25,390 We've only come back here because Ugo is graduating. 185 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:26,770 But we'll leave right after that. 186 00:13:27,697 --> 00:13:29,124 That's a pity. I'm sorry. 187 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:31,641 A pity? Yes... 188 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,817 But you... what's the matter with you? 189 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:39,205 You've got more handsome. 190 00:13:39,698 --> 00:13:41,241 But, before, you were nicer. 191 00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:43,476 Hey! I'm talking to you! 192 00:13:45,627 --> 00:13:47,116 Don't throw pillows at my head! 193 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,978 What?! Then you don't like playing with me anymore? 194 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,651 For one, I've never played with you. 195 00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:54,713 As a matter of fact, you did. Don't you remember it anymore? 196 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,865 - You've ruffled my hair, stupid. - Your hair was already ruffled... 197 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,340 and your clothes were out of order. 198 00:14:01,572 --> 00:14:03,334 Why were your clothes out of order? 199 00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:06,086 If you weren't a kid, you'd get your answer. 200 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,500 What're you imagining? 201 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,903 You mean you've just made love? 202 00:14:13,823 --> 00:14:14,927 Really?! 203 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,270 You do it even in the afternoons? 204 00:14:18,187 --> 00:14:20,619 With whom? With Ges�-Ges�? 205 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,010 Or, is it with Carmella? 206 00:14:24,305 --> 00:14:26,960 - You speak like a crazy woman. - But, still, I am right. 207 00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:29,578 All gentlemen do it during the day with the maid. 208 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,992 Probably it's too difficult doing it during the nights. 209 00:14:33,155 --> 00:14:36,056 Baron Leotta, Nini's uncle: I saw him. 210 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,258 Doing it standing! 211 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,607 You know, I wasn't aware you could also do it standing. 212 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:43,971 - You can do it in a thousand ways... - A thousand?! 213 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,407 Do you want to find out a couple? 214 00:14:49,063 --> 00:14:52,764 Did you know the baroness had sent Nini to Catania, to the Salesian college? 215 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:56,243 People say she did that because of sexual problems. 216 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,720 Picture that... 217 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,641 the little baron, a seminarian... 218 00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:05,375 For Christmas, Nini always sends me a poetic love poem. 219 00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:09,108 - I know. - You know?! 220 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,626 Mmm, they've developed... They've become like you wanted, haven't they? 221 00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:18,654 Well, not exactly. Carmella's are at least twice the size. 222 00:15:20,016 --> 00:15:21,229 Tell me, is Carmella good? 223 00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:25,524 It's not the women who are, or aren't good. It all depends on us, the men. 224 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,879 I'm very good at playing a tease... 225 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 You are?! 226 00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:54,813 You know, I regret very much I'll have to go away again. 227 00:15:57,231 --> 00:15:58,338 There must be so many boys... 228 00:15:59,377 --> 00:16:01,796 - swarming around you... - No, not that many. 229 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,379 When my father retires, I'll be 20. 230 00:16:08,231 --> 00:16:09,375 And then... 231 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,067 And then? 232 00:16:15,052 --> 00:16:16,291 And then... 233 00:16:18,641 --> 00:16:21,321 And then... we'll come back to live here. 234 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,868 And the two of us will really be grown up. 235 00:16:27,414 --> 00:16:28,414 And then? 236 00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:30,399 And then... 237 00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:34,057 For starters, I'll cut off these damn plaits! 238 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:39,840 Said and done! 239 00:16:40,101 --> 00:16:42,936 Well done, Miss Agata - one must stay in fashion! 240 00:16:43,592 --> 00:16:44,592 Elio! 241 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:50,271 Do her � la Lollobrigida, with many curls on her forehead, and be careful. 242 00:16:50,582 --> 00:16:52,672 Agata, I can't understand why you've cut them off! 243 00:16:52,939 --> 00:16:55,688 I, for one, with long hair, I'd feel, how should I put it... 244 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,884 - Naked, I'd feel naked! - Naked?! 245 00:16:58,136 --> 00:16:59,551 How I can understand her...! 246 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,755 If you ask me, she did well. 247 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:05,217 She looks more modern, more nonchalant with this style. 248 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,104 But it's a matter of modesty! 249 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,941 That interior modesty which we women must have. 250 00:17:11,085 --> 00:17:12,484 What is this �interior modesty�? 251 00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:15,480 It's like being without knickers! 252 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,755 Like an MP! 253 00:17:19,144 --> 00:17:21,098 No, Giovannella, my husband is an MP. 254 00:17:21,646 --> 00:17:25,660 And that doesn't mean he's a nobleman. And I proudly say this! 255 00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:31,620 Today, being an MP is much more important than being, let's say, a baron! 256 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,500 You understand. 257 00:17:34,493 --> 00:17:36,469 She's so stupid! She says whatever she wants! 258 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,924 You should have seen the impression I made in Turin... 259 00:17:39,086 --> 00:17:41,403 when I said I was engaged to a Sicilian baron! 260 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,948 You wouldn't believe it! 261 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,519 Engaged?! You?! 262 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,073 I was just saying it, to have fun! But it could very well happen, couldn't it? 263 00:17:48,488 --> 00:17:50,589 Come on! Are you still seeing Nini Scuderi?! 264 00:17:50,789 --> 00:17:53,110 We've known each other since we were kids! 265 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:59,250 Did you know the baroness gave him a big present for his classical A levels? 266 00:17:59,751 --> 00:18:00,751 She did? 267 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,520 And what was the gift? 268 00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:04,995 The classical A levels. She bought the exams for him. 269 00:18:05,539 --> 00:18:09,496 Wanna bet in a few years mommy will even buy him his degree? 270 00:18:10,777 --> 00:18:12,806 That one is really marching on, my dear Ugo. 271 00:18:13,297 --> 00:18:16,516 No way! Remember the nobles are done with, washed out, kaput! 272 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:20,685 And those still breathing are all crazy, impotent, and impoverished. 273 00:18:20,874 --> 00:18:21,874 Hello to everyone! 274 00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:25,732 - Baron Scuderi, what an honour! - Nini, we were just talking about you! 275 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,714 - We were saying... - Hi, Nini! - Dear Ugo! 276 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,596 I'm happy to see you again! I'm so eager to meet Agata! 277 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,648 - Please, baron, take a seat. - Thank you. 278 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,252 Listen here: "To the question, 279 00:18:35,107 --> 00:18:36,640 "'Would you marry a girl who isn't a virgin?', 280 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,520 "60% of those asked answered: 'Never', 281 00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:43,496 "20% answered: 'It depends...'" 282 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,800 That's correct. 283 00:18:45,482 --> 00:18:48,457 "...and 15% answered: 'No, and if it happened to me, I'd strangle her.'" 284 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:49,700 Holy shit! 285 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,605 - What about the remaining 5%? - They must be loaded. 286 00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:56,524 No, because the question was asked in Sicily, and there's no one loaded here. 287 00:18:56,737 --> 00:18:59,886 Virginity is, and remains, a duty for the woman, and a right for the man. 288 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,064 Nice concept, baron. Long live democracy! 289 00:19:03,399 --> 00:19:04,794 The thing is, you don't understand anything. 290 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,174 The girls who get married while still virgins, 291 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,965 are the most dangerous ones. 292 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,598 They want to catch up with everything they've missed out on. 293 00:19:12,966 --> 00:19:15,395 Think well on whether it suits you to marry a virgin. 294 00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:16,587 It's complicated. 295 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,983 On the contrary, it's easy: You only have to choose the right woman. 296 00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:21,316 Sure, it's like looking for a needle in a haystack! 297 00:19:21,942 --> 00:19:23,707 What kind of style do you want, baron? 298 00:19:23,855 --> 00:19:26,962 - Taper. Please, take care. - Of course, Mr Baron. 299 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:35,002 Nini! Where are you, Nini? 300 00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:48,345 Hello? Can I speak to Agata, please? 301 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,872 The phone... it's for you. 302 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,100 Thank you, Ugo. 303 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:58,900 Hello...? 304 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,141 Who is it...? Nini! 305 00:20:01,607 --> 00:20:03,254 No, I didn't recognize your voice. 306 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:07,439 It gives me great pleasure to hear from you. This really is a nice surprise. 307 00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:10,119 No, I wasn't aware you had come back! 308 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,959 Hello, Colonel Uncle. How are you? 309 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,339 How should I be? Resting, resting. 310 00:20:23,692 --> 00:20:25,394 Only thieves get along! 311 00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:29,575 Yes! 312 00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:35,828 Of course! 313 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,383 From now on, I'm not moving from here. 314 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,600 You, too? 315 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,333 I'm through and done with wandering around! 316 00:20:46,486 --> 00:20:47,486 No!? 317 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,343 I thank You, O Lord, for giving me a cousin so beautiful... 318 00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:52,430 and so kind. 319 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,607 Of course I want to see you! 320 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,820 Kind to barons and mean to cousins! 321 00:20:58,142 --> 00:21:00,235 Wow! A party?! A party at your house!? 322 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,271 Have you thrown the cassock away? 323 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:03,900 Come on! 324 00:21:05,035 --> 00:21:07,037 Oh, you never were a seminarian... Well, in that case... 325 00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:11,240 Angelic with strangers, diabolical with cousins. 326 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:15,151 But, you know... coming alone, it's rather difficult for me... 327 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:17,112 Come with Ugo, with Enzo, with whomever you want! 328 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:20,659 - Witch! - But come! You can't miss this party! 329 00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:22,978 So you're saying I should come with Enzo? That's an idea. 330 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,492 - But how's my darling cousin doing? Do you know anything? - Wham! 331 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,936 You mean you haven't met him yet? 332 00:21:28,673 --> 00:21:30,933 Well, he's having a good time. Women, champagne... 333 00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:32,318 Every vice you can think of! 334 00:21:32,534 --> 00:21:33,797 At least, that's what mother told me. 335 00:21:34,096 --> 00:21:35,650 Oh, that's good to know... 336 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,532 Pathologically attracted to sin... 337 00:21:38,937 --> 00:21:41,002 What do you want? Every family has its cross to bear, doesn't it? 338 00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:42,510 No, Agata... 339 00:21:42,729 --> 00:21:45,447 That's not what I meant! You shouldn't feel ashamed of having a cousin like him! 340 00:21:46,046 --> 00:21:47,046 You must take him the way he is! 341 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,632 You shitty baron! 342 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,316 - Hello, Agata, what happened? - Nothing, Nini! See you at the party! 343 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,490 Bastard! Stinker! Moron! 344 00:21:54,991 --> 00:21:55,991 You seem to be in great shape! 345 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,024 You've ruined everything! 346 00:21:59,377 --> 00:22:02,055 - What have I ruined? Well? - I don't know! Everything! 347 00:22:02,637 --> 00:22:04,011 I know what it is... 348 00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:07,499 If you do, you are even more odious, more infamous! 349 00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:09,639 - Why? - Let me go! 350 00:22:27,050 --> 00:22:28,902 It stayed the way I like it. 351 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,764 Yes, they fit your hand... 352 00:22:36,110 --> 00:22:37,110 Pretend nothing happened! 353 00:22:39,473 --> 00:22:40,978 Well?! What were you up to on the bed? 354 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:44,423 Nothing, Ugo. We were... we were saying hi. 355 00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:46,116 - Isn't that so, Agata? - That's right. 356 00:22:46,350 --> 00:22:47,453 After all this time... 357 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,170 Damn this cold... 358 00:22:49,899 --> 00:22:51,934 Oh, you know, Nini Scuderi has invited us to his party. 359 00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:54,597 Don't tell me you're going to cultivate that decadent prick! 360 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:55,750 Why not? 361 00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:57,303 These days one needs... 362 00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:59,870 something more solid. The old privileges are crumbling. 363 00:23:00,517 --> 00:23:02,229 If you want to get married, find yourself an industrialist. 364 00:23:02,351 --> 00:23:03,351 That's where the future lies. 365 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:04,957 - Bravo, Ugo! - Bullshit! 366 00:23:05,335 --> 00:23:08,816 The day I decide to get married, it'll only be for a love marriage! Understood? 367 00:23:08,928 --> 00:23:12,388 Moron! I'll get Giovannella. Everything's calculated, rational. 368 00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:14,180 Is she beautiful? She doesn't have to be. 369 00:23:14,464 --> 00:23:16,312 Is she noble? In these times, it doesn't matter anymore. 370 00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:18,612 Is she rich? Yes, she is. 371 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:22,389 Loaded! Everything runs smoothly, like a Swiss watch. 372 00:23:22,449 --> 00:23:23,558 Cut it out! You make me sick! 373 00:23:24,744 --> 00:23:29,668 Rosamunda, I want to fuck you! 374 00:23:32,021 --> 00:23:33,021 Nini! 375 00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:35,686 Mother, can't you see I'm having a bath?! 376 00:23:35,984 --> 00:23:38,804 He who feels embarrassed in front of his mother, sooner or later will deceive her! 377 00:23:39,530 --> 00:23:40,604 - I'll wash your back. - I don't want you to, mother! 378 00:23:43,045 --> 00:23:44,657 - And this, what is this? - A phone, mother. 379 00:23:45,538 --> 00:23:47,622 And what�s a phone doing in the bathtub? 380 00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:49,047 For making a phone call, what else? 381 00:23:49,550 --> 00:23:51,300 - In the bathtub?! - Yes. - Have you gone mad?! 382 00:23:51,966 --> 00:23:56,186 Don't you know that Baron Leotta was fried to death in the bathtub by electricity?! 383 00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:57,768 It was God's justice! 384 00:23:58,130 --> 00:24:00,040 He was talking to a dirty Corsican. 385 00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,100 As for me, I was confessing long-distance. 386 00:24:02,813 --> 00:24:05,214 It's all that shameless Lisa's fault! 387 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,105 This is the American garbage she's been teaching you since she's come back to Italy! 388 00:24:09,268 --> 00:24:11,958 That delinquent sister of yours, that hussy! 389 00:24:12,152 --> 00:24:14,267 - Were you talking about me, mommy? - "Were you talking about me, mommy?" 390 00:24:17,283 --> 00:24:18,283 You're screaming too much in this house! 391 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:22,896 You're a guest in this house, and, as you're divorced, you can't criticize me! 392 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,046 And don't you call me mommy! 393 00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:27,188 If you want to invite someone else, go ahead; I'm naked any way! 394 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:32,395 I only wanted the phone because I have to call my ex in Dallas! 395 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,478 You should make shorter and less costly phone calls! 396 00:24:35,596 --> 00:24:36,596 Shame! 397 00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:41,503 Since that devilish device was invented the nobles don't keep their distance anymore! 398 00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:51,072 And now, my cherub will take his bath with his mommy! 399 00:24:51,549 --> 00:24:53,451 I don't want to be touched! 400 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,219 - Once, you asked for this! - I was a child then. Now, I'm a man! 401 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,685 A man, a man?! Let's not exaggerate! 402 00:25:01,591 --> 00:25:03,276 - I'm not exaggerating! - A man...! 403 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,100 Here you are... 404 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,520 A man?! 405 00:25:09,181 --> 00:25:10,324 You shameless boy! 406 00:25:59,227 --> 00:26:00,364 I like it. 407 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:04,464 You've changed, Nini. It's incredible how different you've become! 408 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,826 Yes, the packaging has changed, 409 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,355 but not the heart! 410 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,134 Intelligence, class: That's what I like in a woman. 411 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:20,832 Generally, men are so rude, but you... are so different! 412 00:26:28,243 --> 00:26:31,924 Our young baroness! Let me introduce you to my husband. 413 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,930 - Baron... - No, please... 414 00:26:35,576 --> 00:26:37,350 My husband is just an MP. 415 00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:41,625 Unfortunately, my dear little baroness, that is not a noble rank. 416 00:26:41,744 --> 00:26:42,744 Unfortunately... 417 00:26:42,879 --> 00:26:46,192 My ex-husband is neither a baron, nor an MP! 418 00:26:46,985 --> 00:26:48,403 But he has certain muscles... 419 00:26:48,747 --> 00:26:52,079 If we're talking about muscles, there's nothing you can reproach the Americans for... 420 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,362 they are like Greek statues, 421 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,239 pagan deities, giants like Michelangelo's. Am I right? 422 00:27:04,674 --> 00:27:05,674 Fragal�! 423 00:27:06,154 --> 00:27:08,659 Look at that hussy Lisa! She's drinking like a man! 424 00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:11,045 Lisa...? What are you talking about?! Come on! 425 00:27:11,420 --> 00:27:12,858 - She's gorgeous! - And Nini?! 426 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,973 Sniffing around that one?! 427 00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:17,329 Come on, they�re kids: Let them live their lives! 428 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,878 Nini�s the spitting image of his father! You know what he did before marrying you... 429 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,924 You know very well what I had to do to nail him down! 430 00:27:27,311 --> 00:27:28,322 You bet I know! 431 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,835 This rain has ruined my hair! 432 00:28:32,830 --> 00:28:36,470 Aborted breaking and entry... just you wait... 433 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:39,526 If you'll be nice to me, I won't press charges against you. 434 00:28:42,911 --> 00:28:45,552 There's a revolver collection in my room... 435 00:28:46,111 --> 00:28:51,030 They�re precious few, the Italians who can afford a divorced woman... 436 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:56,315 meaning deflowered... and free. 437 00:28:56,752 --> 00:28:57,945 Are you one of them? 438 00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:00,773 Let's find that out right away. 439 00:29:14,482 --> 00:29:15,712 I'll go get some champagne. 440 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,489 Alright? I'll be yours right away. It's just a matter of seconds. 441 00:29:27,986 --> 00:29:29,800 - Your dress is torn! - Oh, my God! 442 00:29:30,251 --> 00:29:32,303 - Shall I come with you? - No, I'll do it! 443 00:29:32,644 --> 00:29:34,417 - You play the host. - Yes, I'll be back quickly. 444 00:29:37,478 --> 00:29:38,478 Mother! 445 00:29:41,512 --> 00:29:44,077 - And you, I always stumble upon you. - Good Coca-Cola. 446 00:29:45,273 --> 00:29:47,701 - If your grandma hears you... - My grandma doesn't know shit! 447 00:29:49,264 --> 00:29:51,017 And me, stupidly, I believed you! 448 00:29:51,589 --> 00:29:53,517 What�s got into you?! Have you gone mad? 449 00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:56,564 What�s got into me is that I want to kiss you. 450 00:29:58,251 --> 00:30:01,477 To kiss you! To touch you! 451 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,076 That's nothing new between us two, is there? 452 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,262 - So, that's how it is?! - Yes, that's how it is! 453 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:11,710 Listen, little cousin! Can you explain something to me? 454 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,645 Why are you fooling around with that moron Nini? 455 00:30:15,892 --> 00:30:17,786 Maybe because we, being morons, get along fine! 456 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,600 If that's the way you put it... 457 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,745 And then... what's that got to do with you? 458 00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:23,229 It's got plenty to do with me... Very much so. 459 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,071 First, because I'm your cousin, and that makes me almost your brother. 460 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,951 Well... About the brother thing... Ugo isn't helpful with Nini, 461 00:30:31,513 --> 00:30:34,241 - so you should be the one to... - To do what? 462 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:36,638 To give me a hand. 463 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,696 I'll gladly give you a hand, my dear cousin, 464 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,040 Next time you'll get it in a more sensitive place, understood? 465 00:30:48,592 --> 00:30:50,135 Damn! 466 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:14,364 John, where's your mother? 467 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:18,477 - In my room, showing my guns to a boy. - Shit! - Shit! Shit! 468 00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:22,305 Have you gone crazy?! There are words one doesn't say. 469 00:31:23,530 --> 00:31:24,530 Stupid! 470 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,715 Enzo! Where're you running to?! 471 00:31:29,495 --> 00:31:30,636 I'm not running, Fragal�. 472 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:32,979 Come, come. 473 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,613 I've been watching you the whole afternoon. 474 00:31:39,026 --> 00:31:40,153 You're like a caged lion. 475 00:31:41,820 --> 00:31:44,544 - A cigar? - Thank you, I'll have one. 476 00:31:46,781 --> 00:31:49,244 Do you want to know what a caged lion has to do? 477 00:31:51,497 --> 00:31:52,580 To choose. 478 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:59,082 To break the cage... or to become a philosopher lion. 479 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:04,031 Well, in both cases, it has to be strong. 480 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:07,489 No. In one case it has to be strong... 481 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,590 in the other, it has to be intelligent. 482 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,740 Which are you choosing? 483 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,191 I think I�m a big fool. 484 00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:19,302 And do you know why I�m one, Fragal�? 485 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,264 Because of a girl. 486 00:32:22,570 --> 00:32:23,570 Oh... 487 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,919 Because I let her get away! A massive fool... 488 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,802 Well, I think we all have little problems. 489 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:33,300 Take me, for instance... 490 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,424 Do you know what my dilemma is, right now? 491 00:32:35,823 --> 00:32:36,823 No. 492 00:32:37,210 --> 00:32:39,263 That, with old people, I feel too young, 493 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,406 and with young people, I feel too old. 494 00:32:47,389 --> 00:32:50,352 What were you expecting?! Women are what they are! 495 00:32:53,589 --> 00:32:54,679 - Listen. - What is it? 496 00:32:55,081 --> 00:32:57,385 You�re her cousin. Tell Agata that I... 497 00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:01,545 - Why don't you tell her yourself?! - I don't know what to... 498 00:33:04,781 --> 00:33:06,557 If you want to fuck, the brothel's the only way! 499 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,716 You were in a hurry, weren't you! 500 00:33:12,670 --> 00:33:16,696 It's full! The girls are all busy. Come back another time. It's not possible! 501 00:33:16,763 --> 00:33:18,178 Come on, madam! 502 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,811 Madam, but I'm Raffaelle! 503 00:33:20,050 --> 00:33:22,596 Go away, this is a serious house! 504 00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:26,812 - What can we do?! - I don't know. Let's go. 505 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,355 And when you think that in Paris, at this hour, the girls... 506 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:33,977 As if you�ve been there! 507 00:33:46,499 --> 00:33:49,336 Then, Ugo, you take care of everything, please. 508 00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:51,837 - Bye, Julie. - Have a nice trip, my love! 509 00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:56,104 - What about the electoral campaign? - We'll talk when I return from Rome. 510 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,462 - Alright. - To the station. 511 00:33:58,850 --> 00:34:00,060 Go! 512 00:34:02,129 --> 00:34:05,498 It was already a shock for him when Lisa married the American. 513 00:34:05,521 --> 00:34:07,306 Enzo! Nini! Wait a second! 514 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,232 Mother wants me to marry someone of my rank. 515 00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:14,648 - Can you imagine that?! - Come in! - Hey, let's go! - Let's go! 516 00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:18,700 Always on time, aren't you? 517 00:34:18,835 --> 00:34:21,269 What can I do?! Come on, come in. 518 00:34:26,253 --> 00:34:28,330 Thank God! At least we'll drink for free! 519 00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:31,900 Thank you. 520 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,802 Guys, don't do anything stupid, 'cause I'm a regular here. 521 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:45,678 - See how beautiful the paintings are on the walls! - Are they? 522 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,513 Good evening, guys. 523 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,006 Good evening. 524 00:34:53,626 --> 00:34:55,880 I can hardly wait for the summer to come! 525 00:34:56,300 --> 00:35:00,672 I�m more at ease on heat: �t makes my body glow. 526 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,243 Moron! Don't you see what you've done?! You've made the floor dirty! 527 00:35:05,433 --> 00:35:06,856 Make yourself at home. Please! 528 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,155 Oh... I'm sorry. Your trousers! Rosalia, bring me a wet towel! 529 00:35:13,314 --> 00:35:15,708 - No, madam, please! - I'll take care of it. 530 00:35:16,050 --> 00:35:18,611 One must clean it right away. 531 00:35:20,530 --> 00:35:21,607 Here we are. 532 00:35:27,472 --> 00:35:28,806 What's she doing?! 533 00:35:35,966 --> 00:35:36,966 All done. 534 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:39,140 - Thank you. - Now it doesn't show any more. 535 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:43,683 A little more, and I'd have had an orgasm! Skilled hands. 536 00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:48,347 - She must have a diploma! - Really?! - You bet! 537 00:36:17,453 --> 00:36:19,221 A piano is all it takes... 538 00:36:20,330 --> 00:36:21,330 for Nini to jump on it! 539 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,484 Just a flash in the pan! 540 00:37:18,043 --> 00:37:21,760 Come! Come and see my husband's campaign poster! Come! 541 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,268 If you leave him in her hands, she'll destroy him! 542 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,285 Then, he should've been dead already! 543 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,640 Ugo is a regular here. 544 00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:39,256 - But my friends are here! - I don't give a fuck about your friends! 545 00:37:39,359 --> 00:37:42,332 - Quietly! - You can't make love quietly! 546 00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:43,685 We're making love! 547 00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:45,174 Come here! 548 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,754 Guys, I'd like to see how Ugo gets it! 549 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,948 But, the husband�s a Catholic MP! 550 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,652 A monarchist! A monarchist! 551 00:37:56,456 --> 00:37:59,430 Blessed Don Calogero! Blessed Don Eftidio! 552 00:38:07,913 --> 00:38:09,987 Blessed Don Eleuterio! 553 00:38:10,691 --> 00:38:12,717 How handsome you are, lover! 554 00:38:14,021 --> 00:38:17,203 Blessed Don Teuridio! Blessed Don Petronio! 555 00:38:19,110 --> 00:38:20,603 Blessed Don Geronzio! 556 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,748 Blessed... blessed Don Serapione! 557 00:38:24,327 --> 00:38:25,920 Blessed Don Galdino! 558 00:38:27,070 --> 00:38:29,204 Easy! Easy, lover! 559 00:38:29,887 --> 00:38:32,630 Easy, easy, easy! 560 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,501 She sings like a skylark! 561 00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:39,470 - Who? That one?! - No, Agata, your cousin! Weren't you aware? 562 00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:43,575 Nini, you know the family is always last to find things out. 563 00:38:43,832 --> 00:38:48,224 And how she embroiders! The S Pietro stitch, the S Francisco, the Cefal� stitch! 564 00:38:50,210 --> 00:38:53,434 Stupendous! Lucky is he who takes it! 565 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:56,234 Nini! Nini! Move on! 566 00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:01,959 - Hey, boys! - You're late, the show�s over. 567 00:39:02,097 --> 00:39:05,829 No, not at all! Come, there's room for everyone! 568 00:39:12,193 --> 00:39:14,636 Madam, here's the most experienced male! 569 00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:31,993 What... 570 00:39:37,010 --> 00:39:38,332 What's happening? 571 00:39:44,410 --> 00:39:46,813 I feel like the Niagara! Violent, furious... 572 00:39:49,950 --> 00:39:51,857 What are they up to? Fucking? 573 00:40:00,780 --> 00:40:03,255 But... You also want to fuck? 574 00:40:38,992 --> 00:40:43,697 Such good boys! You're one better than the other! 575 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,424 I... I am a very reserved person... 576 00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:52,583 And... even Rosalia is so sweet... we deserve some fun from time to time... 577 00:40:53,209 --> 00:40:55,145 It's gotten too late. Let's go. 578 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,211 - Madam... - Goodbye, Ugo. 579 00:40:57,700 --> 00:41:00,146 - Enchant�... - Good morning. Have a good day. 580 00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:05,272 - It's been a real pleasure! Thank you. - Goodbye, thank you. 581 00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:07,802 - Madam... - Goodbye. 582 00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:09,599 Goodbye. 583 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,425 - Goodbye. - Thank you for the evening. - Don't mention it... 584 00:41:12,526 --> 00:41:15,679 From time to time, having a dance in the family, it's nice... 585 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:23,334 Rosalia, we've stayed quite late. I'll go have a nice sleep, you clean up in here. 586 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:29,040 I don't understand why, if Nini wants to take you to the countryside... 587 00:41:29,462 --> 00:41:30,587 he doesn't take you on his own? 588 00:41:30,929 --> 00:41:32,277 What have I got to do with your problems? 589 00:41:33,169 --> 00:41:35,615 Going on our own would be too compromising. 590 00:41:35,759 --> 00:41:37,274 So, you don't want to compromise yourself! 591 00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:40,489 So kind of you, dear little cousin, to do us this favour. 592 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,675 - You really are an angel. - Hey! Don't call me an angel. 593 00:41:45,105 --> 00:41:48,443 I find myself a pimp's job and you call me an angel! 594 00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:52,466 Some friend you are, if you think helping two people in love makes you a pimp?! 595 00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:55,413 In love?! 596 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,600 Yes. 597 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,853 Tell me, Agata... 598 00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:02,184 - Have you ever really wondered? - About what? 599 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,200 Have you ever... 600 00:42:06,387 --> 00:42:07,538 felt each other? 601 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,333 - Kissed? - I and Nini? 602 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:13,033 Of course not! Are you mad?! 603 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:16,191 - Then, how do you know you like it? - What's that got to do with it?! 604 00:42:18,374 --> 00:42:21,091 Us two... we know we like it. 605 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,181 Between the two of us, there's something else. 606 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:25,800 Another thing? 607 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:28,121 An impossible thing. 608 00:42:30,349 --> 00:42:31,358 Oh, my God, here they are! 609 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,114 Come on, put your jacket on! Come on! 610 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,366 Well done... well done, Agata. 611 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,590 You�re really good. You get what you want, and stop at the right moment. 612 00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:49,728 - That doesn't work for me! I'm different! - No, Enzo... 613 00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:52,425 You are... 614 00:42:52,749 --> 00:42:55,276 Me...? I'm a moron. 615 00:42:56,234 --> 00:42:57,454 Yes, a moron. 616 00:42:57,985 --> 00:42:59,014 A moron. 617 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,659 Hurry up, or who knows what they'll be thinking! Please! 618 00:43:04,079 --> 00:43:06,697 - I'm coming, I'm coming. - Don't speak ill of yourself. 619 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,814 - That's not proper! - Calm down. 620 00:43:10,092 --> 00:43:11,281 I'm ready. 621 00:43:12,513 --> 00:43:13,759 Enzo... 622 00:43:16,241 --> 00:43:17,715 You must stop thinking about it. 623 00:43:19,589 --> 00:43:21,969 That's right. More than right. 624 00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:24,794 Then, tell me, Agata... 625 00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:27,349 - Will you do me a favour? - Yes. 626 00:43:29,230 --> 00:43:30,850 Get out of the box! 627 00:43:31,084 --> 00:43:32,590 Alright. Word of honour. 628 00:43:33,740 --> 00:43:34,740 I swear! 629 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,200 Perfect. 630 00:43:37,337 --> 00:43:42,038 - Let's go have fun in the place God created for men's boredom! - The countryside! 631 00:43:42,127 --> 00:43:43,127 The countryside! 632 00:43:43,128 --> 00:43:44,128 - Where cows can be groped by the tits... - And birds flutter around raw... 633 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:48,916 "The sea has retreated... 634 00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,679 "far away. And you... 635 00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:53,022 "virgin with eyes of acerbic lemon... 636 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:56,082 "Run to your room of glass, to dream of me... 637 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,263 "Who dreams of..." 638 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:01,599 Where did you learn this bullshit?! 639 00:44:06,542 --> 00:44:09,913 Why are you saying such stupid things, little brother of mine?! 640 00:44:10,077 --> 00:44:11,245 What can you expect from a baron in love? 641 00:44:11,409 --> 00:44:13,572 On the contrary, it's a lovely poem. Isn't that so, Nini? 642 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:25,338 - It's nice here! - Yes, the countryside excites me! 643 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,507 Hey, Fragal�! 644 00:44:30,756 --> 00:44:32,762 - Fragal�! - It's us! 645 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,831 It's been a very nice day. 646 00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:42,065 And you two are a nicely matched couple. The kind that lasts. 647 00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:43,636 Believe me, I'm sure of this. 648 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:44,903 Fragal�! Fragal�, listen. 649 00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:47,391 Tell me something: Why have you never married? 650 00:44:47,850 --> 00:44:50,732 Well, my dear, because I have a built-in repulsion to matrimony. 651 00:44:53,850 --> 00:44:55,872 - Everyone gets married. - And they are wrong to! 652 00:44:56,087 --> 00:44:57,810 Agreed, but now tell us... 653 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,030 what you've got against matrimony? 654 00:45:02,207 --> 00:45:03,385 It's simple... 655 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,880 I like young women, understand? And, so long as they're young, that's perfect. 656 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,507 But afterwards... Damn! 657 00:45:10,770 --> 00:45:12,465 Fragal� is always great! 658 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,488 Oh, my God, today I don't know if I should be merry or desperate... 659 00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:19,040 If I should prefer Texas to Sicily! 660 00:45:19,196 --> 00:45:22,483 But, really, I can't understand these Texan problems of yours. 661 00:45:22,547 --> 00:45:26,421 What Lisa meant was that, after all, happiness and unhappiness are alike. 662 00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:30,509 It's very hard drawing a line between happiness and pain, understand? 663 00:45:37,650 --> 00:45:38,650 Lisa! 664 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,654 Come on, Nini! 665 00:45:41,300 --> 00:45:44,590 Don't worry: Agata isn't scandalised by so little, you know. 666 00:45:45,170 --> 00:45:46,845 Of course I�m not! 667 00:45:52,029 --> 00:45:53,029 What's the matter with you? 668 00:45:53,030 --> 00:45:59,028 I don't know... I'd like being screwed on a sheaf, on a field, under an orange tree... 669 00:46:55,749 --> 00:47:00,187 I remember the first time I made love with my John, in Rome, in a car! 670 00:47:00,731 --> 00:47:04,008 Damn! The kisses, the embraces! 671 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,124 Sicilians think Americans aren't good at making love... 672 00:47:08,281 --> 00:47:10,719 They don't know that Texas is something else! 673 00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:14,318 And you, do you know how to make love? 674 00:47:15,095 --> 00:47:19,443 What a question... Sicilian perfezzionata in America... 675 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,171 What are you hiding in there? A treasure? 676 00:47:59,470 --> 00:48:03,254 "Young lovers are not there for anyone, In the wonderment of their first love." 677 00:48:05,182 --> 00:48:06,803 - Did you also write that? - No, it's by Pr�vert. 678 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,689 - D'you mind making love with your clothes on? - Not at all. 679 00:48:12,430 --> 00:48:14,415 - What about you? - I'm used to it. 680 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,914 Come. Let's make this lemonade! 681 00:48:24,411 --> 00:48:27,378 How beautiful you are, Agata, with these flowers in your hair! 682 00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:30,729 When I look at you, I feel like fainting... 683 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:35,142 How could I not be excited? I love you, Nini. 684 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,427 - Like in real love? - Yes, like real love. 685 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,860 - What happened?! - My back is full of thorns! 686 00:48:47,438 --> 00:48:48,488 I'll go look for help! 687 00:48:48,539 --> 00:48:51,033 Enzo! Enzo! Oh my God! 688 00:48:52,143 --> 00:48:54,271 I feel like fucking Rita Hayworth! 689 00:48:58,100 --> 00:49:00,848 - You're even better than I thought! - This is nothing, Lisa! 690 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,955 This is nothing! You'll see, when we do it more at ease! 691 00:49:04,279 --> 00:49:07,117 Yes, we'll do it again, and again, and again! 692 00:49:07,350 --> 00:49:08,909 Enzo! 693 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,275 Enzo! 694 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,907 Why aren't you answering?! 695 00:49:15,014 --> 00:49:16,014 - Who is it?! - What?! 696 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:21,415 - They're calling for us! - What?! No, don't stop just now, it's painful! 697 00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:27,265 Enzo, what're you up to?! Nini got some thorns in his backside! Hurry and help him! 698 00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:30,729 What the fuck's Enzo got to do with it?! 699 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,595 Stupid baron! 700 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,971 - Where did that moron Nini end up? - Here's your moron brother! 701 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,873 Why the fuck are you bothering us?! 702 00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:41,896 Instead of fooling around with this freak, you'd better see to my ass! 703 00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:43,456 I'm not touching the baron's ass! 704 00:49:48,688 --> 00:49:51,004 - Did you know I have a bachelor pad on Via Verga? - Yes?! 705 00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:53,026 Really?! A bachelor pad on Via Verga? 706 00:49:53,230 --> 00:49:55,325 How nice, how fun! 707 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:57,104 Together with some university colleagues. 708 00:49:57,453 --> 00:50:00,353 - I use it on Wednesdays. - And so the chaste Sicilian maidens... 709 00:50:00,546 --> 00:50:02,102 - Agata! - I'm here, Nini. 710 00:50:04,573 --> 00:50:07,133 Portrait of a chaste Sicilian maiden. 711 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,834 Nini, what're you doing?! Leave the phone! 712 00:50:12,233 --> 00:50:13,233 Stop him! 713 00:50:13,234 --> 00:50:16,775 - He's like lightning, or a dart! - Stop him, you morons! 714 00:50:17,015 --> 00:50:18,148 Cover my back, Joe! 715 00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:32,274 Hello, Agata. I'm being stalked! 716 00:50:32,817 --> 00:50:34,009 Mother has hidden my clothes! 717 00:50:34,470 --> 00:50:36,065 Have you talked to Ugo? What's your father got to do with this?! 718 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:39,153 You bring Ugo and I'll... get Enzo to help me. 719 00:50:40,264 --> 00:50:42,074 See you tomorrow. Bye. 720 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:43,500 Bye! Bye! 721 00:50:46,179 --> 00:50:49,828 Yes, life divides us, Agata, but love will triumph! 722 00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:51,420 I swear it! 723 00:50:53,642 --> 00:50:56,341 Maybe Nini wanted to talk to you about his intentions concerning me. 724 00:50:56,684 --> 00:50:58,239 For all I care, do as you want, 725 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,186 but I don't understand what Enzo�s got to do with it. 726 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,966 We can count on him. You're always dabbling with upstart politicians... 727 00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:09,732 What about Enzo, then?! He's an unbeliever, a good-for-nothing beggar! A shit relative! 728 00:51:09,875 --> 00:51:12,700 You're full of shit! Enzo's nobody's slave! But you're a servant! 729 00:51:12,898 --> 00:51:14,026 I'll slap you! 730 00:51:18,340 --> 00:51:20,394 Listen, let's make a deal: We�ll both do what we want, 731 00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:22,675 but for now, try being nice with Nini, alright? 732 00:51:24,650 --> 00:51:25,993 Marriage is an important step. 733 00:51:26,123 --> 00:51:28,279 Sooner or later, I�ll have to do it. Agata�s the right woman for me. 734 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:30,716 So, I'm getting married. Soon. Very soon, even. 735 00:51:32,395 --> 00:51:36,201 - Great thing, falling in love, isn't it? - Love sure is a wonderful thing! 736 00:51:37,410 --> 00:51:39,196 - Hi, Nini. - Hi - Hi, everyone. 737 00:51:39,810 --> 00:51:41,271 - How're you? - Fine. 738 00:51:42,375 --> 00:51:43,606 Please excuse us for being late. 739 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:46,656 Oh, I have to call Giovanella, Nini. 740 00:51:46,900 --> 00:51:48,441 - Will you accompany me, Enzo? - With pleasure. 741 00:51:49,627 --> 00:51:50,815 Here we are... 742 00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:52,148 How can I help you? 743 00:51:52,248 --> 00:51:54,687 You're the right person! You must take care of me, of my businesses. 744 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,069 - Well? - Is this alright, Mr Baron? - That's great. 745 00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:58,687 My legal practice is yours. 746 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,200 Please, baroness. At your orders, baroness. 747 00:52:01,430 --> 00:52:02,640 Your servant, baroness. 748 00:52:02,646 --> 00:52:03,646 You make me so angry: 749 00:52:03,647 --> 00:52:05,827 You're not nice, you're not understanding, you don't play along... 750 00:52:05,932 --> 00:52:07,623 Yes, I know: I'm a good-for-nothing. 751 00:52:08,886 --> 00:52:12,493 Cut it out! Rather, tell me when are you going to take me to see that place? 752 00:52:14,060 --> 00:52:17,501 - What place? - Your famous Wednesday bachelor pad. 753 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:20,889 If you ask me, Agata, you're kind of crazy. 754 00:52:23,550 --> 00:52:25,827 - Damn, there's no phone in here... - Come on... 755 00:52:26,364 --> 00:52:28,578 I know it's just an excuse to leave Ugo and Nini on their own. 756 00:52:29,630 --> 00:52:31,113 We�re such monsters! 757 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:32,589 My dog, please. 758 00:52:33,638 --> 00:52:35,193 And what do two monsters do? 759 00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:44,250 Thank you. 760 00:52:46,228 --> 00:52:50,179 - What?! It was because of you! - Liar! It was because of you! 761 00:52:51,310 --> 00:52:52,310 And now...? 762 00:52:53,330 --> 00:52:54,548 Now...? 763 00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:56,644 Now, we're cornered. 764 00:52:58,476 --> 00:53:03,457 "Sexual maniac and nymphomaniac baroness discovered in a public toilet." 765 00:53:04,255 --> 00:53:06,212 Don't squeeze me like that, you're suffocating me. 766 00:53:36,957 --> 00:53:38,200 My God... 767 00:53:38,900 --> 00:53:40,256 So strange... 768 00:53:41,676 --> 00:53:45,300 I've touched you so often, but I've never looked at you... 769 00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:55,114 Enzo... Enzo... 770 00:54:02,830 --> 00:54:03,830 Occupied! 771 00:54:04,637 --> 00:54:07,157 She'll be here for ever! Can I go in the men's? 772 00:54:07,540 --> 00:54:09,181 Go ahead. 773 00:54:10,634 --> 00:54:12,995 - Stay calm. - Now you want me to stay calm?! 774 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,761 - Wanna get out? - Of course, but how?! 775 00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:19,500 Don't fret. You open the door, ask fatty something and keep her busy, while I... 776 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,177 - beat it. Alright? - Alright. 777 00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:25,556 Good, this is crazy! 778 00:54:29,170 --> 00:54:31,155 Madame, would you be so kind and give me a towel? 779 00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:32,759 Yes, right away. 780 00:54:42,470 --> 00:54:43,470 Well?! 781 00:54:45,010 --> 00:54:47,153 Damn! Look at them! 782 00:54:51,821 --> 00:54:54,564 Usually, your friends are very generous with me. 783 00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:58,408 Look, I'm a student. I'm no millionaire. 784 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,885 - You didn't invite someone else, did you? - Who, me?! No. 785 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:05,440 Have you gone mad?! 786 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,461 - Who is it? - Enzo, it's Agata. Open up! 787 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,255 Oh my God...! It's my sister, come on! 788 00:55:12,048 --> 00:55:13,366 - The clothes! - And who's gonna pay me? 789 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:15,355 Be a good girl! I'll pay you half. Go in there. 790 00:55:15,558 --> 00:55:17,512 And then, shut up. 791 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:18,800 Here I am! 792 00:55:18,950 --> 00:55:19,950 Coming! 793 00:55:24,850 --> 00:55:27,895 - Where're you running to? - What a sinful scent there is in here! 794 00:55:28,554 --> 00:55:30,166 So this is a bachelor's pad... 795 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,556 - I had imagined something better... - Come see the terrace. 796 00:55:34,003 --> 00:55:35,995 Someone who has a bachelor pad, yet prefers making love on the terrace?! 797 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:37,746 No, but look at the view! 798 00:55:38,833 --> 00:55:41,805 A romantic bait for decent girls... 799 00:55:44,150 --> 00:55:46,578 So... do decent girls come here? 800 00:55:46,994 --> 00:55:48,032 Of course. 801 00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:51,805 Those without problems. The modern, emancipated ones. 802 00:55:52,376 --> 00:55:53,635 And do they do everything? 803 00:55:54,410 --> 00:55:55,503 Every-thing. 804 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:58,058 I don't believe it! They always do things halfway. 805 00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:03,217 Why have you come? 806 00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:05,904 To provoke me? 807 00:56:06,704 --> 00:56:10,443 Gorgeous, you know I don't like girls who do things halfway. 808 00:56:10,995 --> 00:56:14,537 That's right. But do you have the balls to go all the way? 809 00:56:18,550 --> 00:56:20,937 Alright... Fine. 810 00:56:21,606 --> 00:56:23,238 You were dying to slap me. 811 00:56:24,868 --> 00:56:26,435 Maybe you should have slapped me much sooner. 812 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,751 I've always made you mad. 813 00:56:30,238 --> 00:56:32,464 I thought there was something beautiful between the two of us. 814 00:56:33,636 --> 00:56:34,767 That we were playing a game... 815 00:56:35,930 --> 00:56:37,128 a secret... 816 00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:40,479 That's exactly what it was. 817 00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:44,800 There is only a game between the two of us. 818 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:47,945 A secret. 819 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:56,819 A strange game... 820 00:57:00,793 --> 00:57:01,817 That's true... 821 00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:14,263 You know... it's funny. 822 00:57:16,881 --> 00:57:18,169 What is? 823 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,935 Everything... This bachelor bad of yours... 824 00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:23,028 this squeaking bed... 825 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,296 Everything... 826 00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:31,300 At that instant, you don't notice it too much... 827 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:32,887 Believe me. 828 00:57:34,242 --> 00:57:37,372 I've wanted you since you were in knee-high socks. 829 00:57:40,450 --> 00:57:41,869 Me too, Enzo... 830 00:57:44,100 --> 00:57:47,811 Now, you won't be afraid to make love with me, will you? 831 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,070 Answer me! 832 00:57:51,410 --> 00:57:53,048 Why should I be afraid? 833 00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:58,114 But, is it really your first time? 834 00:58:00,956 --> 00:58:02,135 Enzo... 835 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,043 Or have you always fooled me? 836 00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:09,083 What are you saying?! 837 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:13,303 Of course, you're fooling around with me, while going to bed with Nini, to get married! 838 00:58:14,020 --> 00:58:15,330 No! No! 839 00:58:15,457 --> 00:58:17,505 - You�re like that whore who was here! - Let me go! 840 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:21,168 - I thought you understood me! - You'd have given me your precious virginity! 841 00:58:24,611 --> 00:58:25,735 I don't want to see you anymore! 842 00:58:27,577 --> 00:58:30,216 That's the way! Well done, the virgin! 843 00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:31,737 Run away! Run away! 844 00:58:31,972 --> 00:58:33,212 Go to hell! 845 00:59:26,837 --> 00:59:28,794 Don Constantino, you must persuade mother! 846 00:59:29,961 --> 00:59:32,090 How can I persuade her... 847 00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:35,721 Don Nini, you have this candy. You like it a lot; �t's sweet... 848 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,236 I ask for it, and you won't give it to me. 849 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:39,630 "Give me the candy," and you: "No." 850 00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:42,209 "Give me the candy". "No". "Give me the candy". "No". 851 00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:44,001 I distract you. I take the candy. 852 00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:46,691 "Can I have the candy?" Got to; I've already munched it! 853 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,205 I've had harder cases, don Nini. 854 00:59:49,700 --> 00:59:51,865 Here we�re talking about a real kidnapping. 855 00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:56,944 Remaining out of sight for the time needed for a consensus and celebrating the marriage. 856 00:59:57,150 --> 01:00:01,104 From the kidnapping to the celebration, let's say, in all, 10 days. 857 01:00:01,655 --> 01:00:04,402 That's the technical time needed for this kind of thing. 858 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:06,082 You'll probably have some... 859 01:00:07,220 --> 01:00:09,068 Well, expenses... 860 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:11,705 Evidently, that's obvious, evidently... 861 01:00:11,930 --> 01:00:15,459 So: Car and driver, for picking up the young lady... 862 01:00:15,639 --> 01:00:18,482 5,000, accommodation in here, 10,000, 863 01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:24,790 travel expenses to see the baron, 13,000, quick marriage license... 864 01:00:25,050 --> 01:00:29,135 10,000. There's no profit to be made. These are only expenses. 865 01:00:30,310 --> 01:00:31,310 Of course, of course. 866 01:00:31,940 --> 01:00:38,671 The eventual offers for our church: I'll only accept them once the deal is sealed. 867 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,977 Maybe... maybe you'll be needing a small down payment? 868 01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:46,485 50% of the total... yes. 869 01:00:48,110 --> 01:00:52,402 Not because I don't trust you... But, you know, I�m only a poor priest. 870 01:00:57,667 --> 01:01:00,053 Never! I'll never give my consent! 871 01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:06,922 You... you are the author of this criminal plot! 872 01:01:07,067 --> 01:01:09,220 What's Don Constantino got to do with it, Rosalia?! 873 01:01:09,386 --> 01:01:13,780 It's that beggar Enzo's fault! 874 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,187 It's him who pimped his cousin! 875 01:01:16,713 --> 01:01:19,218 Excommunicate him, arrest him, Don Constantino! 876 01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:21,789 How could I arrest him?! Let's be serious! 877 01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:23,946 Don't exaggerate, Rosalia! 878 01:01:24,374 --> 01:01:26,540 It's useless crying over spilled milk. 879 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:31,312 Shall we set the date for this blessed wedding, baroness? 880 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:34,011 Wedding, wedding! I want to speak to my Nini! 881 01:01:34,145 --> 01:01:35,270 Nini is out of sight. 882 01:01:36,983 --> 01:01:39,983 - I assure you that Enzo knows where he is! - Why Enzo of all people?! 883 01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:44,866 Because he who's born of no one, becomes a liar and a scoundrel! 884 01:01:45,050 --> 01:01:46,595 It's useless taking it out on those who have nothing to do with this. 885 01:01:46,770 --> 01:01:50,710 I know, but I still want to know where they are, and if they've consummated it! 886 01:01:50,828 --> 01:01:51,839 That depends on Nini... 887 01:01:52,330 --> 01:01:54,179 What do you mean? What are you insinuating? 888 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,128 Mother, some of the questions you�re asking me... 889 01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,323 They've fucked, they've fucked! 890 01:02:00,570 --> 01:02:03,357 "Dear Mommy, little Agata is pregnant." 891 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,219 And... did it work? 892 01:02:06,894 --> 01:02:09,576 Of course! There's a written consent. 893 01:02:10,537 --> 01:02:14,736 And then, you know... I... This marriage... 894 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:16,740 I don't give a shit about it. 895 01:02:17,050 --> 01:02:18,758 Only to help Agata... 896 01:02:19,533 --> 01:02:21,943 You know, the girl isn't stupid... 897 01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:26,890 And then... all... all these gynecological stories... 898 01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,916 They�ve made me dizzy. 899 01:02:31,033 --> 01:02:36,495 Yes! Vagina... Clitoris... 900 01:02:38,065 --> 01:02:40,816 Deflowerment... Rape... 901 01:02:41,429 --> 01:02:42,429 Copula... 902 01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:44,575 That's it... 903 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,114 What's that one doing? Watching us? 904 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:53,486 Who? 905 01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:55,683 Oh, the cat... Let him be. 906 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,339 That's a vicious cat. 907 01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:02,861 Yes... it's a voyeur cat... 908 01:03:23,069 --> 01:03:26,461 Agata Marini... unspoiled flower... 909 01:03:27,792 --> 01:03:31,031 you have brought the gift of your purity to this altar. 910 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:36,681 You are now entering a great and noble family, 911 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:42,499 adding your person to a role of noble women of the highest spirituality. 912 01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:48,388 And to you, Ferdinando Maria, 913 01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:53,815 I want to remind you that this chaste young maiden has been entrusted to you so that... 914 01:03:54,590 --> 01:03:59,577 you will protect and guide her on the happy path that's in store for you, 915 01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:02,984 in the union of the spirit and of the flesh. 916 01:04:05,464 --> 01:04:06,748 I recommend... 917 01:04:07,050 --> 01:04:11,147 the wife to be the keeper of the love that, now and for ever, 918 01:04:11,338 --> 01:04:13,663 she owes her young and noble husband. 919 01:04:18,050 --> 01:04:20,457 And after this evangelical wish, my dear children, 920 01:04:20,705 --> 01:04:23,282 I'll conclude with my paternal blessing. 921 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:24,810 Kneel. 922 01:04:38,610 --> 01:04:42,075 Scandal or not, she's become a baroness! 923 01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:46,450 What about Ugo? Great lawyer, he's already set for life! 924 01:04:46,777 --> 01:04:49,205 - And he'll soon make an excellent marriage - Yes. 925 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:50,690 - Great cousins! - Yes, they are great! 926 01:04:51,309 --> 01:04:53,639 They�re sensible children, they are! 927 01:04:53,774 --> 01:04:56,262 Listen, mother. I agree with you on everything, just don't shout! 928 01:04:58,150 --> 01:05:01,330 I have only one regret in my life: That you'll never settle down! Never! 929 01:05:01,451 --> 01:05:03,364 - You want me to study? To pass the exams? - Yes. 930 01:05:03,596 --> 01:05:05,185 Alright, alright, I'm obeying! 931 01:05:05,350 --> 01:05:07,294 But, to concentrate on that, I need a little calm. 932 01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:09,291 And here, too many things happen around me. 933 01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:12,416 That's why I'm going to the countryside, to Fragal�. 934 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,839 To study, to get my degree! 935 01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:17,756 This way, you'll be happy, mother! 936 01:05:18,900 --> 01:05:20,443 I'll be worthy of my dear cousins. 937 01:05:24,110 --> 01:05:27,499 You see, Ugo is the classic type: One who'd do anything to get ahead. 938 01:05:28,260 --> 01:05:29,663 He has to be brilliant. 939 01:05:30,966 --> 01:05:35,729 You must be careful with brilliant persons who never say clear, simple things... 940 01:05:36,310 --> 01:05:40,059 - They�re usually morons. - I agree, but Ugo is thought to be clever. 941 01:05:40,150 --> 01:05:43,711 Yes, he might even be so, but, generally, that's not the case. 942 01:05:45,046 --> 01:05:48,346 Get this into your head: True intelligence, 943 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:52,471 true talent, must never be too brilliant... 944 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:54,500 I find this true. 945 01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:04,924 - Take Agata, for instance. - Why her, Fragal�? 946 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,853 Agata is not like Ugo. She's different. 947 01:06:07,350 --> 01:06:09,561 I know that, I know that, but she's very different from you. 948 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,994 - I don't know... maybe she's too wise? - Wise?! Agata?! 949 01:06:13,458 --> 01:06:14,458 Maybe it's true... 950 01:06:15,024 --> 01:06:18,068 You see, to be really young, you must have some degree of recklessness. 951 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:22,993 You really are young: You like talking, joking, you like women... 952 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:24,500 You�re like me. 953 01:06:24,700 --> 01:06:25,800 You like living. 954 01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:29,243 One has so much time to become wise... 955 01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:34,195 There are young people who, at 20, are already lifeless, old. 956 01:06:34,699 --> 01:06:35,699 Yes... 957 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:40,030 Maybe one must have the courage to be a little selfish, if one wants to be oneself. 958 01:06:40,453 --> 01:06:42,439 - I am selfish. - That's very good. 959 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:45,240 Concetta! 960 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:46,800 Concetta! 961 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:50,808 - Where're you going? - I'm taking fresh bread to master Enzo. 962 01:06:53,630 --> 01:06:55,501 - How's the baby doing? - Don Fragal�! 963 01:06:55,900 --> 01:06:59,400 Ever since he came, every care is for master Enzo... 964 01:06:59,655 --> 01:07:01,061 Even the fresh bread... 965 01:07:05,681 --> 01:07:07,753 If it has a filly, we'll name it Agata. 966 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,690 You will?! Oh, that's so nice! 967 01:07:12,100 --> 01:07:15,063 Madam Baroness! A call for you. 968 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:16,980 The baroness is in the garden. 969 01:07:17,434 --> 01:07:18,798 No, you are the baroness! 970 01:07:20,510 --> 01:07:21,521 That's true! 971 01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:23,737 It's your brother! 972 01:07:23,930 --> 01:07:25,637 I'm coming. Excuse me. 973 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,037 When Rosalia summons you, there�s always a storm in the air. 974 01:08:31,350 --> 01:08:35,257 You deal with the kill-joy baroness. I'll go say hi to mother. 975 01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:38,209 Come on, it's been ages since you�ve seen Nini and Agata. You come, too! 976 01:08:38,450 --> 01:08:41,507 - No, I don't feel like it! - Don't be a child! Lisa's also here. 977 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:44,716 I feel sick, Nini... 978 01:08:45,731 --> 01:08:48,321 - Can't you see she's feeling sick? - Good evening to everybody. 979 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,333 - Fragal�! - Here I am! 980 01:08:50,703 --> 01:08:53,900 - My friend, what a tragedy! - What happened? 981 01:08:54,076 --> 01:08:57,436 - That little whore, Lisa... - I've decided to remarry! - Good! 982 01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:59,900 And I'll remarry the here-present John Senior... 983 01:09:01,300 --> 01:09:02,602 my ex-husband. 984 01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:04,193 - That's all. - Ah! 985 01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:07,618 Listen to her, Fragal�: "That's all," she said, "That's all"! 986 01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:13,110 - What is he saying, this cowboy? - He says he loves his wife. 987 01:09:14,007 --> 01:09:15,485 That seems alright, but how come? 988 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:19,104 I think it's the first wise thing I've done. My husband loves me... 989 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:20,640 I love you... 990 01:09:20,897 --> 01:09:23,433 but you think of another woman, who's married to someone else. 991 01:09:24,168 --> 01:09:26,138 Everything looks kind of stupid, doesn't it? 992 01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:29,532 You�re smart, Lisa. 993 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:31,225 You've understood everything. 994 01:09:36,900 --> 01:09:40,615 John, come into my arms, the only Texan in my life! 995 01:09:44,017 --> 01:09:47,841 Mommy and daddy are remarrying, so no more antlers for daddy! 996 01:10:34,810 --> 01:10:35,810 Nini. 997 01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:38,360 Nini! 998 01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:41,631 - Listen. - Yes, I am. 999 01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:43,529 Have we done the right thing by getting married? 1000 01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,591 I asked you if you thought we'd done the right thing by getting married? 1001 01:10:51,030 --> 01:10:55,117 I think... Of course we have. That's what we've been wanting since we were kids, no? 1002 01:10:55,848 --> 01:10:57,145 That's true. 1003 01:10:58,200 --> 01:10:59,588 But, now, we're no longer kids. 1004 01:11:00,300 --> 01:11:02,345 Why, Agata, aren't you happy with me? 1005 01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:07,090 No, it's not that. I'm just wondering if I wasn't just the whim of a spoiled child. 1006 01:11:07,126 --> 01:11:08,690 What?! I've always loved you! 1007 01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:13,289 For instance... do you love me physically? 1008 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:15,953 I married you, didn't I? 1009 01:11:16,894 --> 01:11:19,450 I'm saying... physically... 1010 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,246 I mean... bed-wise. 1011 01:11:23,355 --> 01:11:25,348 What type of question�s this?! Certain things just aren't said. 1012 01:11:25,589 --> 01:11:28,219 But why? We're in bed, yet we're ashamed to talk about the bed? 1013 01:11:28,532 --> 01:11:30,141 These aren't things one talks about. 1014 01:11:30,928 --> 01:11:32,613 When two people get married, they belong to one another. 1015 01:11:33,281 --> 01:11:34,281 And that's the end of it! 1016 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:38,300 - You're my wife, Agata. - Maybe I've never understood you. 1017 01:11:38,830 --> 01:11:42,696 Tell me: Was it indispensable for you that I was a virgin when you married me? 1018 01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:44,100 Of course! 1019 01:11:44,864 --> 01:11:46,983 Well, it was only normal... It was your duty, wasn't it? 1020 01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:49,752 Certainly. 1021 01:11:50,846 --> 01:11:52,603 You�re right. 1022 01:11:54,100 --> 01:11:55,305 Come on, husband. 1023 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,483 Let's make love. 1024 01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:00,797 Now, in the morning?! Without brushing our teeth? 1025 01:12:06,126 --> 01:12:07,882 Peppino, I'll be back for supper! 1026 01:13:14,957 --> 01:13:16,397 According to canonical law, 1027 01:13:16,784 --> 01:13:19,914 the primary purpose of marriage is procreation and the education of offspring. 1028 01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:24,188 The secondary purpose is to enable reciprocal help, and as a cure for concupiscence. 1029 01:13:26,389 --> 01:13:27,722 Tell me, Concetta... 1030 01:13:28,998 --> 01:13:31,411 Who's the child's father? Fragal�? 1031 01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:34,772 A child of love. 1032 01:13:42,300 --> 01:13:43,939 Leave me alone, Concetta. 1033 01:13:56,494 --> 01:13:58,044 I like this place. 1034 01:14:00,572 --> 01:14:01,894 It reflects your character. 1035 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,116 Your selfishness. 1036 01:14:05,450 --> 01:14:06,819 What I love about you. 1037 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,442 You know, Agata... 1038 01:14:14,595 --> 01:14:18,212 You smell different than you did when, as children, we looked at pictures in books. 1039 01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:20,397 I do? And how did I use to smell? 1040 01:14:23,392 --> 01:14:25,351 It was... it was very special. 1041 01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:29,813 - Jasmine and Lysoform soap. - Really? 1042 01:14:30,962 --> 01:14:31,962 Lysoform... 1043 01:14:32,218 --> 01:14:34,242 Who knows how nauseating it must have been, being close to me with that smell... 1044 01:14:36,232 --> 01:14:37,750 I liked it better than this one. 1045 01:14:39,779 --> 01:14:41,237 And then, I liked your feet. 1046 01:14:41,432 --> 01:14:42,850 They were always scratched. 1047 01:14:43,100 --> 01:14:45,096 Scratched? And who scratched them? 1048 01:14:45,746 --> 01:14:46,746 I don't know. 1049 01:14:48,593 --> 01:14:49,906 The cats, maybe. 1050 01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:51,816 Or, maybe... 1051 01:14:52,401 --> 01:14:53,684 The creepers' branches. 1052 01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:57,496 You�re not saying you remember my feet as a child? 1053 01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:02,836 I've always had very skinny ones. 1054 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,144 Now, they�re better than then. 1055 01:15:06,750 --> 01:15:07,750 Isn't it so? 1056 01:15:09,632 --> 01:15:10,790 That's true. 1057 01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:13,262 But those ones, I'll never forget them. 1058 01:15:16,650 --> 01:15:18,076 Do you really remember everything? 1059 01:15:19,700 --> 01:15:20,700 Yes. 1060 01:15:22,142 --> 01:15:23,565 Really everything? 1061 01:15:24,450 --> 01:15:25,474 Of course. 1062 01:15:28,300 --> 01:15:29,700 I remember everything about you. 1063 01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:33,215 Absolutely everything. 1064 01:15:34,100 --> 01:15:36,898 And I about you. What we innocently did... 1065 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:40,782 When we were kids... 1066 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,536 We didn't even know what it was that we wanted. 1067 01:15:48,100 --> 01:15:51,438 - I knew what I wanted. - You really loved me, Enzo? 1068 01:15:51,700 --> 01:15:52,700 Yes. 1069 01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:56,772 - Even if you... - I'm changed now. Totally changed. 1070 01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:00,520 My God, Agata... 1071 01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:04,536 - Why have we always screwed everything up? - That's how it happened, Enzo. 1072 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:08,500 No! 1073 01:16:12,186 --> 01:16:13,515 Why? Tell me why? 1074 01:16:13,614 --> 01:16:15,314 Why?! You�re asking me that?! 1075 01:16:16,063 --> 01:16:17,403 You ask me that... 1076 01:16:18,665 --> 01:16:21,377 But, of course... Of course, imagine... 1077 01:16:22,081 --> 01:16:24,754 You thought I'd always be here, waiting for you. 1078 01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:27,843 Waiting for you to get married. 1079 01:16:29,470 --> 01:16:32,054 Waiting for you not to have your purity issues any more, 1080 01:16:33,101 --> 01:16:35,434 and for your cousin fears to go away. 1081 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:37,520 No is the right time for you. It's convenient. 1082 01:16:38,150 --> 01:16:39,287 You can afford it. 1083 01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:41,974 You feel sure about yourself, about me, about everyone! 1084 01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:44,298 Enzo, I don't understand you. 1085 01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:51,140 It doesn't matter. I do. 1086 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,040 What are you doing? Crying? 1087 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:12,597 No. 1088 01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:14,442 It's only because of the smoke. 1089 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:17,367 I�m not angry. 1090 01:17:18,020 --> 01:17:20,487 But why? We could at least have remained friends. 1091 01:18:01,245 --> 01:18:02,695 How stupid I am! 1092 01:19:45,022 --> 01:19:46,681 Hello, Fragal�? Enzo speaking. 1093 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,188 I only wanted to tell you I�ve graduated. 1094 01:19:49,940 --> 01:19:51,087 Thank you. Goodbye. 1095 01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:53,600 Will it take long? 1096 01:19:54,140 --> 01:19:57,376 - I've graduated. - Then we're fresh ones. 1097 01:20:00,350 --> 01:20:02,229 Hello? Is that you, Ugo? Enzo speaking. 1098 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:04,585 No, nothing, I just wanted to tell you I�ve graduated. 1099 01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:10,515 Are you through? I don't give a damn if you�ve graduated! 1100 01:20:11,067 --> 01:20:12,949 I don't, either. 1101 01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:16,154 Dottore, dottore, bullshit! 1102 01:20:21,730 --> 01:20:23,812 Hello...? Hello, is Mrs Agata in? 1103 01:20:26,350 --> 01:20:27,997 Hello? Hello? Who's speaking? 1104 01:20:31,450 --> 01:20:32,731 I've graduated. 1105 01:20:32,970 --> 01:20:34,741 My son... dottore! 1106 01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:37,478 The best day of my life! 1107 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,995 Think about your father, up there! Gesuina! 1108 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,007 - Who knows how... - Gesuina! 1109 01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:44,079 Gesuina, he's a dottore! 1110 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:48,606 Jesus, Jesus, dottore! How pale you are! 1111 01:20:48,987 --> 01:20:53,284 Dottore? I'll make you a whisked egg right away. 1112 01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,631 No, thank you, Gesuina. Some other time. 1113 01:20:55,799 --> 01:20:59,733 - That can't be... - Gesuina, dottore does what he wants! 1114 01:21:00,168 --> 01:21:02,082 I am so moved... 1115 01:21:02,890 --> 01:21:05,667 Already dottore... I'm getting so old... 1116 01:21:08,834 --> 01:21:09,935 What say you, old lion? 1117 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,176 Should I or shouldn't I go say hello to the baron? 1118 01:21:12,900 --> 01:21:15,472 No? You're right. I won't go. 1119 01:21:18,423 --> 01:21:19,847 Hey, Enzo, what are you doing? Sneaking away? 1120 01:21:19,971 --> 01:21:22,182 Nini... I was just coming to say hello to you. 1121 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:25,105 You're full of bullshit! Now that I've found you, I'm kidnapping you. Move! 1122 01:21:25,300 --> 01:21:26,300 Come! 1123 01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:27,800 How do I do this? 1124 01:21:28,430 --> 01:21:29,934 You've disappeared since you've been living in the country. 1125 01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:31,348 What do you do every day? 1126 01:21:31,715 --> 01:21:33,329 Fucking country girls, you swine? 1127 01:21:33,805 --> 01:21:36,321 - Where're you taking me? - I've bought a new filly. You'll see. 1128 01:21:36,586 --> 01:21:38,683 Aren't you getting obsessed with these horses? 1129 01:21:40,839 --> 01:21:41,839 Here she is! 1130 01:21:43,340 --> 01:21:44,473 Isn't she wonderful? 1131 01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:49,782 - Even my husband has a stable that occupies him a lot. - I've always said, textually: 1132 01:21:50,130 --> 01:21:53,109 If you can pretend to love horses, 1133 01:21:53,703 --> 01:21:56,343 you are born a gentleman. Peppe, the diet! 1134 01:21:56,804 --> 01:22:00,780 - Now that I'm here I want to tell you... - See the hip, the hamstring, the tibia... 1135 01:22:01,100 --> 01:22:03,749 Know what? I understand that one... What was his name? 1136 01:22:04,199 --> 01:22:06,203 The one who said: "My kingdom for a horse." 1137 01:22:06,969 --> 01:22:09,358 Well, he was in urgent need... 1138 01:22:09,593 --> 01:22:11,029 Anyway, yours is a great passion. 1139 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:14,269 Lisaten, Nini, I wanted to tell you, and Agata, also... 1140 01:22:14,417 --> 01:22:17,801 Excuse me, speaking of Agata, do you know every time we speak about you, she loses it? 1141 01:22:17,973 --> 01:22:19,954 And she's right! You�re such an odd cousin... 1142 01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:25,534 - Odd? Why? - You know how women are: Cousins, sisters... 1143 01:22:26,300 --> 01:22:27,791 Now that you're here, go say hello to her. 1144 01:22:28,150 --> 01:22:30,163 Listen, are you sure... 1145 01:22:30,350 --> 01:22:31,858 Yes, yes! Go up! I'll come join you later. 1146 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,254 As soon as the expert comes. 1147 01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:36,545 - Your Excellency, should I bring another horse from the stable? - Yes, that's better. 1148 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:40,213 - Excuse me, you wanted to tell me something? - No, it was nothing. 1149 01:22:52,220 --> 01:22:53,220 Agata! 1150 01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:01,800 Agata! 1151 01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:08,265 Baroness! Baroness Scuderi! 1152 01:23:09,700 --> 01:23:10,700 Where are you? 1153 01:23:16,570 --> 01:23:17,570 Agata! 1154 01:23:17,930 --> 01:23:18,930 Agatina! 1155 01:23:19,855 --> 01:23:20,866 Where have you hidden? 1156 01:23:27,785 --> 01:23:31,460 He was a good looking man, younger than me. 1157 01:23:32,174 --> 01:23:36,855 With big muscles, possessive, but not too good at love-making! 1158 01:23:38,300 --> 01:23:40,200 Nini! Nini! 1159 01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:42,540 - What's the matter? - I can't find her. 1160 01:23:42,900 --> 01:23:44,049 She must be there! 1161 01:23:45,930 --> 01:23:47,066 Hi. 1162 01:23:51,700 --> 01:23:53,047 You were looking for me? 1163 01:23:56,722 --> 01:23:57,722 Yes. 1164 01:23:58,728 --> 01:23:59,745 I was looking for you. 1165 01:24:06,016 --> 01:24:07,236 What are you doing? Have you found her? 1166 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:11,948 Yes, yes, Nini, I've found her! 1167 01:24:12,109 --> 01:24:14,481 I've stumbled upon her in here. With your permission, I'll... 1168 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:18,655 I'll take advantage and get some books. 1169 01:24:27,874 --> 01:24:31,306 - Are we friends? - We are friends. 1170 01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:13,290 Agata! 1171 01:26:14,130 --> 01:26:15,310 Agata! 1172 01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:23,989 Yes! 1173 01:26:24,700 --> 01:26:30,015 How do you say "horse" in Latin? I can't remember it any more. 1174 01:26:41,540 --> 01:26:43,774 I don't know! 1175 01:26:46,140 --> 01:26:51,030 Ask Enzo, he must surely know! 1176 01:27:03,502 --> 01:27:05,184 Well? 1177 01:27:10,940 --> 01:27:12,878 Equus. 1178 01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:16,883 Equus. 1179 01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:23,746 No. How do you say "mare"? 1180 01:27:24,570 --> 01:27:25,617 Equa. 1181 01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,492 Equa. 1182 01:27:29,460 --> 01:27:30,941 Oh, yes. 1183 01:28:24,278 --> 01:28:25,278 Agata! 1184 01:28:27,430 --> 01:28:29,382 Peppino, is the little baron's bath ready? 1185 01:28:31,230 --> 01:28:34,002 - Don't you ever speak?! - You always do... 1186 01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:42,601 - Nini, the bath is ready! - Mother! 1187 01:28:44,006 --> 01:28:46,738 We... we've been crazy! 1188 01:28:48,050 --> 01:28:49,346 Yes, two crazy people. 1189 01:28:49,439 --> 01:28:50,773 Not to have done it �till today... 1190 01:28:51,700 --> 01:28:55,096 We've always loved each other. Why haven't we done it before? 1191 01:28:55,240 --> 01:28:56,322 I don't know. 1192 01:28:59,820 --> 01:29:02,929 Hey, you two! What are you doing up there? 1193 01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:04,727 Show yourself, Enzo, please. 1194 01:29:08,029 --> 01:29:10,389 Nothing... I... It happened that... 1195 01:29:10,800 --> 01:29:12,574 You've fallen from the bookcase stepladder. 1196 01:29:13,100 --> 01:29:14,951 I've fallen from the bookcase stepladder. 1197 01:29:15,077 --> 01:29:16,077 Have you hurt yourself? 1198 01:29:16,913 --> 01:29:21,608 There's no need to worry. It's nothing serious. Everything's fine. 1199 01:29:21,900 --> 01:29:23,811 I got terribly scared! 1200 01:29:24,750 --> 01:29:26,459 All's well, that ends well. 1201 01:29:28,110 --> 01:29:31,498 By the way... You had something important to tell me, didn't you? 1202 01:29:31,546 --> 01:29:32,546 Who? Me?! 1203 01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:34,175 Yes. 1204 01:29:35,730 --> 01:29:38,405 - No, but I... - I already know. - Nini! 1205 01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:42,389 I don't understand. Why not tell me? What's with all this prudishness? 1206 01:29:42,900 --> 01:29:45,215 You wouldn't think I�d take it badly, by any chance? 1207 01:29:47,450 --> 01:29:48,668 - Nini, listen... - No. 1208 01:29:48,782 --> 01:29:52,515 I congratulate you! How do they say: Better late than never! 1209 01:29:53,006 --> 01:29:54,492 Mr dottore! 1210 01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:02,462 You're right, Nini, you're right! Today's been a really important day. 1211 01:30:04,686 --> 01:30:07,826 I've graduated! Graduated, Nini! 96291