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Now we're looking for two binomials
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that multiply to get the given trinomial.
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Whenever I wasn't being
challenged intellectually,
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my brain was more than happy
to step up and accommodate.
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It was like having the
perfect playmate in my skull.
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Sir, the COBE satellite is
going into an uncontrolled spin.
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So fix it!
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We can't. Our computer
programs weren't designed
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to handle a chaotic system.
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Darn it! If only someone
could calculate the maneuver
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and make it stable again!
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There is someone.
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And it's me.
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You're just a kid.
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A kid who knows to add an x-cubed term
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to a simple harmonic oscillator.
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If you extend the solar
panel by one meter,
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you'll save your satellite.
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You heard him. Do it!
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Sheldon?
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Sheldon?
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Were you paying attention
to anything I said?
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Yes.
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Then what'd I say?
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When factoring a trinomial
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where the leading coefficient isn't one,
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it must be written in descending order
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from highest power to lowest power.
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Well... yeah.
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You'll save your satellite.
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You heard him. Do it!
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It worked. The satellite is stable!
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Yes!
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Thanks, kid.
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You really saved my bottom.
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Tell your bottom, "It's welcome."
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And bless our appetites,
both physical and spiritual,
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to honor You in all we do.
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In Jesus' name.
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What happened to "Bless
the hands that prepared it"?
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I thought I'd mix it up.
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I miss the old one.
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Me, too.
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Yeah, what I like about the other one...
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And bless the hands that prepared it.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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So, how was everybody's day?
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I'm done with high school.
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What does that mean?
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Well, I don't learn anything there,
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and I don't want to go anymore.
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Well, where do you
think you're gonna go?
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Who cares? Let him go.
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Shh. Well?
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I've been corresponding
with Dr. John Sturgis
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at East Texas Tech.
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He said I could audit his course.
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You're pen pals with a
stranger? Is this okay?
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He's not a stranger.
He's a famous scientist.
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He carbon-dated the oldest human feces.
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That ain't strange.
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Now, Shelly, I appreciate that you want
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to expand your horizons, but
how would you even get there?
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The school's an hour away.
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I'm working, your dad's working.
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Again, who cares? Let him go.
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He could hitchhike.
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Perfect.
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It's only one day a week,
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and I was hoping Meemaw could take me.
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I'm gonna start eating
dinner at my house.
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You better make a whole lot of money
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and take care of me when I'm old.
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I'm not interested in money.
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I'm interested in the
pursuit of knowledge.
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That is the wrong
thing to say to someone
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who is spending her Friday
night as your chauffeur.
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Did you know the word chauffeur
is French for "stoker,"
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because the first automobiles
were steam-powered,
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and the driver had to stoke the engine?
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Right there. Why am I
driving you to college
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when you already know everything?
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I didn't know everything,
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but compared to her
friends at water aerobics,
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I could see how it felt that way.
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Okay, this is you.
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Good luck.
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Aren't you going to walk
me in and get me situated?
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Oh, yes, of course.
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Right this way, my prince.
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Why are they all looking at us?
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I think they're looking at you.
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Oh. Hello.
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There you go.
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Okay, you all situated?
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I believe so, yes.
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- I'll be right outside.
- Are you sure
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you don't want to stay and learn
about quantum chromodynamics?
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And spoil the fun of you
telling me all about it
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on the ride home?
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No way.
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Smart.
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That's my meemaw.
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- He's really ours?
- Thank you.
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Oh, come on, you done all the work.
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Adrian, I can't believe you done this.
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Can you help me?
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With what?
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I don't understand my homework.
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You're asking me?
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I don't understand my own homework.
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I know, but you're all I got.
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What kind of homework is it?
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Grammar.
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I ain't great with grammar.
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Well, grammar's just talking,
and we both talk good.
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I guess. Gimme.
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There's a list of sentences,
and you're supposed to say
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if each one's a
complete sentence or not.
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The first one is,
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"Most people in the country""
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That doesn't sound like a sentence.
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But ask me who drives pickup trucks.
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Who drives pickup trucks?
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Most people in the country.
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Well, now it does sound like one.
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I told you, it's confusing.
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I can't help you.
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If you don't want me
mixing with Creed no more...
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Do you think we're stupid?
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Sheldon's in college right now,
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and we can't figure out
your homework.
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What do you think?
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Sometimes I tell myself
I only look stupid
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because he's so smart.
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Win.
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Give me the book.
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Don't just sit there,
make me a sandwich.
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Coming up.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Forgive me, but is that
pattern a double basket weave?
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Um, I suppose so.
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I've always just called it a
"loop-loop whoopsie-do."
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Well, it's very impressive.
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Do you knit?
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No, but it's always intrigued me.
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Believe it or not,
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the first computer was a loom.
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Is that so?
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It is.
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Well, okay.
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Okay.
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Well, if you'll excuse me, uh,
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I have a class to teach.
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Oh, you must be my grandson's pen pal.
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I'm sorry?
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Sheldon Cooper.
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The nine-year-old with
the flawless penmanship.
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I look forward to meeting him.
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Well, he's right in
there. You can't miss him.
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- He's about yea big.
- Oh.
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An-An-And will you be joining us?
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Will you be discussing
quantum chromodynamics?
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I certainly hope so.
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- Then I don't think so.
- Are you sure?
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Every day is a chance
to learn something new.
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Can I ask questions?
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Well, how else can you learn?
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Well, let's do it, then.
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My name's John.
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And I'm Connie.
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My middle name's Whitney.
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And now I know that.
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Well, I'm so glad you enjoyed it.
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So, Sheldon, what did you think
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of your first theoretical physics class?
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I think I'm gonna do this
for the rest of my life.
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Good choice.
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Connie, I would like to see you again.
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Perhaps we could have dinner sometime.
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Yes, we would love that.
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We would?
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We wouldn't?
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You wouldn't?
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We would.
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Excellent.
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Excellent. So, where are we eating?
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Okay, this says "a complete sentence
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always contains a verb."
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Which one's a verb?
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"A verb is a word
that describes an action.
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I play checkers. You eat spaghetti."
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We suck at homework.
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The action is sucking.
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So, the first one on your homework is,
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"Most people in the country."
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I don't see an action word.
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Neither do I.
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Georgie, I don't think
this is a sentence.
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I think you're right.
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Now I just have to fix it.
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Put a verb in there, girl.
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I think you might be getting
a little ahead of yourself.
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I don't think so. They're in love.
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They were looking into each other's eyes
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like there was something in there
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other than corneas and irises.
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Well, if that's the
case, that'd be wonderful.
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It'd be more than wonderful.
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If they get married,
we immediately double
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the number of smart
people in our family.
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That means we go from one to two.
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I got that.
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So, did you understand any of it?
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Not a word.
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But he had on a tweed jacket
with the elbow patches,
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so he must know what he's talking about.
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Boy, Sheldon's fired up.
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Oh, he loved it.
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He sat there for an hour and a half
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just as happy as a pig in poop.
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He mentioned you were pretty happy
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about the whole experience, too.
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Well, I guess Mr. Wizard did take
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a bit of a shine to me.
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What's that mean?
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It means he asked me out to dinner.
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No big deal.
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So, you going?
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When have you known me
to turn down a free meal?
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Ain't that the truth.
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Says the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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Ain't that the truth.
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I do have feelings, y'all.
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Don't put on too much of that.
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We want him to like you for your mind.
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I think I know what I'm
doing when it comes to men.
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If that's true, then
why do you live alone?
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Because my husband died.
Any other questions?
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He's here!
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I'll get it.
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Maybe that is a bit much.
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Hello, Dr. Sturgis.
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Hello, Sheldon.
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Come in. Meemaw's upstairs
getting ready for your date.
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Wonderful.
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Oh, my, this is a lovely house.
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Isn't it? Can you see
yourself living here?
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I can.
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Here are some things you might
find helpful about Meemaw.
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Her favorite color is purple,
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her favorite ice cream: mint chip,
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and her favorite food is Mexican.
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Excellent. Good to know.
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She loves gambling,
bowling, and especially me.
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You can't talk enough about me.
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Tell me more about you.
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My favorite color is blue.
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Mine, too.
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- My favorite ice cream: vanilla.
- Good man.
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My favorite food: spaghetti
with hot dogs cut up in it.
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I've never had that.
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What's your favorite food?
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Grilled cheese.
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00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:17,941
What about the risk of mouth burn?
268
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:22,227
It's a perfect excuse
for vanilla ice cream.
269
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:25,957
If you want to propose
tonight, you have my blessing.
270
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,099
Hello, boys.
271
00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:30,902
Hello, Connie.
272
00:11:30,904 --> 00:11:32,741
These are for you.
273
00:11:32,744 --> 00:11:35,239
Aw, thank you. They're beautiful.
274
00:11:35,242 --> 00:11:37,309
Some of them are purple.
275
00:11:38,662 --> 00:11:40,100
So they are.
276
00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:42,247
I should probably get
'em into some water.
277
00:11:42,249 --> 00:11:43,315
I can do that.
278
00:11:43,317 --> 00:11:44,849
You two begin your courtship.
279
00:11:44,851 --> 00:11:46,351
- Moonpie.
- Yes?
280
00:11:46,353 --> 00:11:47,586
Go home.
281
00:11:47,588 --> 00:11:50,184
So you can begin the courtship, got it.
282
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,402
Go!
283
00:11:51,405 --> 00:11:52,944
Dr. Sturgis,
284
00:11:52,947 --> 00:11:55,405
I just want you to know I
couldn't be more pleased.
285
00:11:58,856 --> 00:12:01,420
Well, let me take care of these,
286
00:12:01,423 --> 00:12:02,989
and then we'll head out.
287
00:12:02,992 --> 00:12:04,394
I just need to
288
00:12:04,397 --> 00:12:06,671
borrow your phone to call a cab.
289
00:12:06,673 --> 00:12:07,906
Why?
290
00:12:07,908 --> 00:12:09,407
I don't drive.
291
00:12:09,409 --> 00:12:11,843
Well, how did you get here?
292
00:12:11,845 --> 00:12:13,945
I rode my bicycle.
293
00:12:13,947 --> 00:12:16,181
You rode your bicycle?
294
00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:18,617
I have a Schwinn Speedster.
295
00:12:18,619 --> 00:12:22,787
It's got three gears. I only use one.
296
00:12:22,789 --> 00:12:26,424
I tell you what, how
about we take my car?
297
00:12:26,426 --> 00:12:27,692
Excellent.
298
00:12:27,694 --> 00:12:32,097
So, would you be opposed to
me sitting in the back seat?
299
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:35,199
It's statistically the
safest part of the car.
300
00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:38,169
Actually, I would.
301
00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:40,514
Asked and answered.
302
00:12:50,191 --> 00:12:52,480
_
303
00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,715
Did you cry when you saw it?
304
00:12:59,717 --> 00:13:00,783
No.
305
00:13:00,785 --> 00:13:01,884
Why not?
306
00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:03,606
'Cause it ain't that big a deal.
307
00:13:03,609 --> 00:13:05,223
Okay.
308
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,356
Did you hang it on your wall?
309
00:13:11,359 --> 00:13:12,561
Get out of here!
310
00:13:12,563 --> 00:13:15,364
I'm telling people you cried.
311
00:13:15,366 --> 00:13:17,566
Do you like guacamole?
312
00:13:17,568 --> 00:13:18,834
I don't know.
313
00:13:18,836 --> 00:13:22,004
Being from Maine, we didn't
have much Mexican food.
314
00:13:22,006 --> 00:13:25,861
Or Mexican people. Or people.
315
00:13:25,864 --> 00:13:28,109
It's just mashed up avocados.
I think you'd like it.
316
00:13:28,112 --> 00:13:30,012
And they do it right here at the table.
317
00:13:30,014 --> 00:13:32,572
Did they run out of room in the kitchen?
318
00:13:32,575 --> 00:13:35,762
No, it's-it's like, you know, a show.
319
00:13:35,765 --> 00:13:38,205
- Like Benihana.
- Exactly.
320
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,955
I don't like Benihana.
321
00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:42,624
- Let's skip the guacamole.
- No, no.
322
00:13:42,626 --> 00:13:44,893
You like it, and I want this date
323
00:13:44,895 --> 00:13:47,496
to be appealing to
you, so let's order it.
324
00:13:47,498 --> 00:13:49,098
Okay.
325
00:13:49,101 --> 00:13:52,200
I might enjoy it. I might not.
326
00:13:52,203 --> 00:13:55,637
But, uh, I'm willing
to take that gamble.
327
00:13:55,639 --> 00:13:58,330
Which, uh, I'm given to understand
328
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,909
you also like.
329
00:14:00,911 --> 00:14:04,584
Oh, that little rat just told
you everything, didn't he?
330
00:14:04,587 --> 00:14:09,056
Don't feel bad, I enjoy a
little gambling now and then.
331
00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:10,619
Do you?
332
00:14:10,621 --> 00:14:12,849
I sat in your front seat, didn't I?
333
00:14:14,989 --> 00:14:17,126
Good, I made you laugh.
334
00:14:17,128 --> 00:14:20,262
Full disclosure, I
wasn't trying to be funny.
335
00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:24,739
Still not trying.
336
00:14:31,258 --> 00:14:32,916
They're not gonna be back for a while.
337
00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:34,610
Go to bed.
338
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,598
I won't be able to sleep.
339
00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:38,113
I'm not telling you to go to sleep,
340
00:14:38,116 --> 00:14:39,547
I'm telling you to go to bed.
341
00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:43,055
You don't think they'll have
relations tonight, do you?
342
00:14:43,058 --> 00:14:44,775
Now I'm telling you to go to sleep.
343
00:14:44,778 --> 00:14:47,489
So, John, you ever been married?
344
00:14:47,491 --> 00:14:49,024
- No.
- Hmm.
345
00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:50,792
Ever been in love?
346
00:14:50,794 --> 00:14:52,465
Seven times.
347
00:14:52,468 --> 00:14:54,173
Seven times?
348
00:14:54,176 --> 00:14:55,898
How come you never settled down?
349
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:59,201
Well, my feelings were not reciprocated.
350
00:14:59,203 --> 00:15:01,106
Well, that's so sad.
351
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,504
Not for them.
352
00:15:02,506 --> 00:15:04,840
They all seemed pleased
with the outcome.
353
00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:06,684
Especially number four.
354
00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:09,443
She said she dodged a bullet.
355
00:15:09,446 --> 00:15:13,059
That is a very brave thing
to say on a first date.
356
00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,283
Why?
357
00:15:14,285 --> 00:15:17,119
If there's a second date, I'll tell you.
358
00:15:17,121 --> 00:15:20,028
I have a chance at a second date?
359
00:15:20,031 --> 00:15:22,357
This is going very well.
360
00:15:22,359 --> 00:15:25,561
Try the guacamole.
361
00:15:25,563 --> 00:15:28,764
No, no, no. With a chip.
362
00:15:28,766 --> 00:15:29,884
Oh.
363
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,601
Okay.
364
00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:35,637
Like this.
365
00:15:35,639 --> 00:15:38,707
There you go.
366
00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:40,108
Mmm!
367
00:15:41,406 --> 00:15:44,673
Now, how do chimichangas work?
368
00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:46,615
I have no idea.
369
00:15:46,617 --> 00:15:49,044
Well, I think we
should try and find out.
370
00:15:53,129 --> 00:15:54,256
How'd it go?
371
00:15:54,258 --> 00:15:56,692
Oh! What the hell?
372
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,493
I wanted to know how your date went,
373
00:15:58,495 --> 00:16:00,329
and I got bored watching you sleep.
374
00:16:00,331 --> 00:16:02,564
How long have you been there?
375
00:16:02,566 --> 00:16:04,333
67 minutes.
376
00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:05,901
Now, tell me everything.
377
00:16:05,903 --> 00:16:08,403
Go away. Let me sleep.
378
00:16:08,405 --> 00:16:09,442
Okay.
379
00:16:09,445 --> 00:16:11,067
But before I go, should I be worried
380
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,236
he's not in your bed?
381
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,076
Get out!
382
00:16:14,078 --> 00:16:16,645
I certainly hope you were nicer to him.
383
00:16:16,647 --> 00:16:18,347
Out!
384
00:16:18,349 --> 00:16:20,720
So, are you gonna see him again?
385
00:16:20,723 --> 00:16:22,951
I don't know.
386
00:16:22,953 --> 00:16:25,287
He showed up at my house on a bike.
387
00:16:25,289 --> 00:16:26,688
Like a Harley?
388
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:28,390
Like a Schwinn.
389
00:16:28,392 --> 00:16:29,986
You mean a bike bike?
390
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,961
With a jingle bell on the
handlebar and everything.
391
00:16:32,963 --> 00:16:35,047
Well, that's kind of charming.
392
00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:36,984
He doesn't know how to drive a car.
393
00:16:36,987 --> 00:16:38,150
Doesn't want to know.
394
00:16:38,153 --> 00:16:40,145
Okay, a little less charming.
395
00:16:40,148 --> 00:16:41,703
There's something about him.
396
00:16:41,705 --> 00:16:45,798
I mean, he's smart as
hell, and gentle and funny.
397
00:16:45,801 --> 00:16:49,087
Not always on purpose, but he's funny.
398
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:52,047
I never met anybody like him.
399
00:16:52,049 --> 00:16:53,882
Sounds like Sheldon.
400
00:16:53,884 --> 00:16:55,450
Now, why would you go
401
00:16:55,452 --> 00:16:58,036
and put that thought in my mind?
402
00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:01,390
Well, I think you should
give him another try.
403
00:17:01,392 --> 00:17:03,191
I agree with Mom.
404
00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:04,359
Sheldon!
405
00:17:10,901 --> 00:17:12,989
Oh, no.
406
00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:25,869
_
407
00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:27,442
Aw.
408
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,520
So, now we can discuss
409
00:17:31,522 --> 00:17:36,058
what the perturbative QCD
corrections to R-bar look like.
410
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,794
So, you can also write it as "R"
411
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,662
divided by the length of "R."
412
00:17:41,598 --> 00:17:44,166
That would be a vector
413
00:17:44,169 --> 00:17:46,504
of unit length...
414
00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:49,665
parallel...
415
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:52,247
to "R."
416
00:17:54,981 --> 00:17:56,744
I'm sorry, where was I?
417
00:17:56,747 --> 00:17:58,246
"R" divided by the length of "R."
418
00:17:58,248 --> 00:18:01,306
That would be a vector of unit
length parallel to "R."
419
00:18:01,309 --> 00:18:03,318
Oh, yes. Thank you.
420
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:08,390
So, if you divide "R"
by the length of "R,"
421
00:18:08,392 --> 00:18:12,192
that would be a vector...
422
00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:15,130
of unit length parallel...
423
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,867
to...
424
00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:20,583
I think you need to leave.
425
00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:28,477
So...
426
00:18:28,479 --> 00:18:31,279
when we divide "R"
by the length of "R,"
427
00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:34,583
that would be a vector of unit length
428
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:37,990
parallel to "R."
429
00:18:42,593 --> 00:18:44,293
Sir, bad news.
430
00:18:44,296 --> 00:18:46,095
Don't tell me. There's another problem
431
00:18:46,097 --> 00:18:47,897
we're not smart enough to solve?
432
00:18:47,899 --> 00:18:50,500
It's the satellite... the
liquid helium is boiling off.
433
00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:52,235
Well, why the heck would that happen?
434
00:18:52,237 --> 00:18:54,737
I'll tell you why.
435
00:18:54,739 --> 00:18:56,825
The sun must be glinting
off the solar panel
436
00:18:56,828 --> 00:18:58,094
and hitting the dewar.
437
00:18:58,097 --> 00:18:59,363
Why didn't you know that?
438
00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:00,819
I'm a disappointment, sir.
439
00:19:00,822 --> 00:19:02,811
We need to calculate
all the Euler angles
440
00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:05,081
that would cause the sun
to hit the liquid helium.
441
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,226
Can you do it in time?
442
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:09,074
I can with my new
friend, Dr. John Sturgis.
443
00:19:09,077 --> 00:19:10,453
Hello.
444
00:19:12,023 --> 00:19:13,589
Hi.
445
00:19:13,591 --> 00:19:15,358
He's gonna marry my meemaw.
446
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,863
I bought her a bicycle.
447
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,796
A purple bicycle.
448
00:19:19,798 --> 00:19:22,799
Purple? Sounds like love to me.
449
00:19:27,069 --> 00:19:28,191
Mr. Cooper?!
450
00:19:28,194 --> 00:19:29,671
Huh?
451
00:19:29,674 --> 00:19:31,374
Are you paying attention?
452
00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:33,416
I already know this.
453
00:19:33,419 --> 00:19:35,551
You know this?
454
00:19:35,554 --> 00:19:38,347
But they don't, so by
all means, continue.
455
00:19:39,093 --> 00:19:44,016
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