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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:09,968 --> 00:02:13,613 What are you doing? Come back. 2 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,535 - No. - Come on. Turn around. 3 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,902 Hey, hey! 4 00:03:57,727 --> 00:04:00,094 You're the best. You're amazing. 5 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:14,807 What do you say? Beers on me. Cold beers on me. 6 00:04:14,881 --> 00:04:16,856 Let's go! 7 00:04:18,978 --> 00:04:21,629 Wonderful. Weren't they wonderful? 8 00:04:32,899 --> 00:04:35,453 Come on. Keep it going, Gray. 9 00:04:41,957 --> 00:04:44,324 - Hey. - Help! 10 00:04:44,389 --> 00:04:48,099 - Okay. - Help. Ohh. 11 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:51,844 - Don't rush over, okay? - You pick up something for dinner? 12 00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:53,918 - Yeah. Mmm. - What do you got? 13 00:04:53,991 --> 00:04:57,537 - Okay, I got us steak. - Good. 14 00:04:57,607 --> 00:04:59,996 - And chicken. - Good. 15 00:05:00,072 --> 00:05:01,894 - And fish. - And fish. 16 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,007 - And tofu. - Good. 17 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,535 - And tempeh. - Oh, great. We got tempeh. 18 00:05:05,608 --> 00:05:07,496 Then I got the regular essentials, like asparagus and lettuce. 19 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,415 I got it. 20 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,296 I'm not home, okay? Don't answer it, okay? Let's- 21 00:05:12,361 --> 00:05:15,973 Hello? Hey, Carrie. Who? 22 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:18,081 Yeah, she's right here. 23 00:05:21,483 --> 00:05:23,338 Hey, honey. 24 00:05:23,403 --> 00:05:26,251 - Dinner? No. We just rented a DVD. - Raging Bull. 25 00:05:26,315 --> 00:05:29,611 - We go out. I hate when you say that. - I hate it when she says that. 26 00:05:29,676 --> 00:05:33,386 - Okay, uh, do you want a, uh, merlot or cabernet? - Oh, here we go. 27 00:05:33,452 --> 00:05:35,558 Do you want something fruity or full-bodied and do- 28 00:05:35,629 --> 00:05:40,136 Okay. Okay. What- Californian, French, Argentinean, Chilean, Australian, Span- 29 00:05:40,205 --> 00:05:42,060 - Still at it? - Okay, you don't have to yell. 30 00:05:45,198 --> 00:05:49,127 - Ohh! - Oh, my God. That is amazing. 31 00:05:49,198 --> 00:05:51,337 Oh, my God. Carrie. 32 00:05:51,407 --> 00:05:54,756 Do you believe this? Ta-da! 33 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,461 I would like to say something. 34 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:05,613 To Carrie and Dereck and their lovely friends. 35 00:06:11,601 --> 00:06:13,424 Oh, my goodness. 36 00:06:13,490 --> 00:06:15,727 I don't know what it means, but it sounded beautiful. 37 00:06:15,794 --> 00:06:18,991 - It's a fake accent. He's from Poughkeepsie. - God, he is adorable. 38 00:06:19,058 --> 00:06:21,000 I could eat him alive. Do you think he's single? 39 00:06:21,075 --> 00:06:23,214 - I don't think he plays on your team. - But he's overweight. 40 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:26,545 And poofs are rarely beefy. I wrote a piece about that in a magazine once. 41 00:06:26,612 --> 00:06:28,139 - Did you? - Mm-hmm. 42 00:06:28,211 --> 00:06:30,929 Carrie, do you have the new Liza Minnelli CD? 43 00:06:30,996 --> 00:06:34,793 - Mmm. Okay, and scratch my last comment. Cheers. - Cheers. 44 00:06:34,869 --> 00:06:37,968 How's that new campaign coming along? Carrie tells me it's been brutal. 45 00:06:38,037 --> 00:06:40,591 - Oh, uh, more for you, yeah? - Yes. 46 00:06:40,662 --> 00:06:42,964 - Red or white? - I'll have red. Actually, I'll have white. 47 00:06:43,030 --> 00:06:44,885 - Okay. - You know, I'll have both. 48 00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:47,634 - All right. - Um, well, Julia Bartlett is not an easygoing client. 49 00:06:47,703 --> 00:06:50,900 - She's the worst. - If Carrie wasn't on the account, I'd pull my hair out. 50 00:06:50,967 --> 00:06:52,855 Oh, honey. 51 00:06:52,919 --> 00:06:55,407 - Doesn't mean you're getting a promotion before me. 52 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:59,026 - Ooh, you sneaky little bitch. - So, um, what do you do? 53 00:06:59,096 --> 00:07:01,944 I'm doing my, uh, surgical residency at Mount Sinai Hospital... 54 00:07:02,009 --> 00:07:04,693 with a specialty in, uh- heart transplants. 55 00:07:04,761 --> 00:07:07,095 - Oh, fabulous. - Thanks. 56 00:07:07,162 --> 00:07:09,748 And how long have you two been together? 57 00:07:10,842 --> 00:07:12,697 - Us two? - Mm-hmm. 58 00:07:12,762 --> 00:07:16,538 Thirty years. 59 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,505 - I'm sorry. Did I miss something? - Well, you're kidding, right? 60 00:07:19,579 --> 00:07:22,514 - No. - Gray's my sister. 61 00:07:22,587 --> 00:07:24,726 Oh, my God! No! Ick! No, I'm- 62 00:07:24,796 --> 00:07:28,441 I just- I thought that you two were an item. Well, I just- 63 00:07:28,508 --> 00:07:31,476 - What? These-These two? - Well, yeah. You seem so- 64 00:07:31,549 --> 00:07:33,556 So? 65 00:07:33,629 --> 00:07:36,629 I don't know. So together, I guess. 66 00:07:36,701 --> 00:07:38,556 Hey, what'd I miss? 67 00:07:38,622 --> 00:07:42,932 - Um, she thinks we're together. - Like "together"together? 68 00:07:43,006 --> 00:07:44,948 - Like screwing each other together. - Ugh! 69 00:07:45,022 --> 00:07:46,877 You're not the first one to think that, Elaine. 70 00:07:46,942 --> 00:07:48,797 - Let me tell you. - What? 71 00:07:48,863 --> 00:07:50,903 - They're very codependent. - We are not! 72 00:07:50,976 --> 00:07:53,398 - Come on. - You rarely spend a minute apart. But if that's- 73 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:56,025 - We do too. - All day at work, we never see each other. 74 00:07:56,096 --> 00:07:57,623 How about that- Remember? 75 00:07:57,697 --> 00:08:00,217 You want to know something? I've even seen them share the same toothbrush. 76 00:08:00,288 --> 00:08:02,842 - One time. - Oh, ick. 77 00:08:02,913 --> 00:08:08,063 - One time is- it's creepy. - L- Listen. I think that your relationship is charming. 78 00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:10,235 - Thank you. - Have you ever French-kissed? 79 00:08:10,306 --> 00:08:14,049 That's beautiful. 80 00:08:14,115 --> 00:08:16,985 - We're gonna end up like the Delany sisters. - Who? 81 00:08:17,059 --> 00:08:20,092 You know, the sisters that were 103 and 105, and they never got married... 82 00:08:20,163 --> 00:08:22,368 and they just did yoga and headstands together every day. 83 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:24,411 That's what we should do. Do headstands together. 84 00:08:24,484 --> 00:08:26,339 Get the circulation flowing. It'd be good for us. 85 00:08:26,404 --> 00:08:30,496 - I'm serious. We need to venture out. - To where? When? 86 00:08:30,565 --> 00:08:32,736 I'm too busy to date, and I'm not goin' to bars. 87 00:08:32,805 --> 00:08:36,122 The girls there, all they do is they talk about how fat they are. They're not fat. 88 00:08:36,198 --> 00:08:38,435 They're not fat girls. They're thin girls that think they're fat. 89 00:08:38,502 --> 00:08:42,212 You know what I want? I want a girl who's not afraid to eat a hot fudge sundae, okay... 90 00:08:42,278 --> 00:08:44,668 and have no guilt attached, that's what I want. 91 00:08:44,743 --> 00:08:46,631 Can't you meet a cute intern at the hospital? 92 00:08:46,695 --> 00:08:48,703 Wrong. Can't do it. Too dangerous. 93 00:08:48,776 --> 00:08:51,842 You can't have sexual tension and cut an artery. It's awkward. 94 00:08:51,912 --> 00:08:55,622 Okay, I'll look for a hot fudge sundae girl for you, and you look for a guy for me... 95 00:08:55,688 --> 00:08:58,689 - who is deep and sensitive and funny. - Okay. 96 00:08:58,761 --> 00:09:02,339 Someone who doesn't think Ginger Rogers is one of the Spice Girls. 97 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:05,890 - Okay. - Someone who wouldn't consider going to Florida traveling. 98 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:09,410 - All right. - Someone who's not afraid of Ethiopian food. 99 00:09:11,946 --> 00:09:14,151 Somebody who doesn't think Truffaut's a kind of mushroom. 100 00:09:14,219 --> 00:09:16,903 Someone who would call me an hour after our first date and say... 101 00:09:16,972 --> 00:09:21,162 "I am crazy about you, and I'm counting the minutes until I could see you again. " 102 00:09:23,149 --> 00:09:25,800 That's not gonna be easy, darlin'. 103 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:28,520 Ethiopian food, I-I like that. 104 00:09:30,157 --> 00:09:33,060 Eatin' with your fingers, things. 105 00:09:33,134 --> 00:09:35,338 It's quite festive. 106 00:09:42,127 --> 00:09:43,982 Hey, Jimmy. Happy birthday! 107 00:09:44,047 --> 00:09:45,902 - Hi, Tommy. - Hi. 108 00:09:45,967 --> 00:09:47,822 Oh, sorry about that. 109 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:50,092 Hey, Jenny, I promise I'll write my daytimes. I totally forgot. 110 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,200 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry I'm late. 111 00:09:52,272 --> 00:09:55,502 My Weight Watchers meeting went over, and it was too good to leave. 112 00:09:55,569 --> 00:09:58,057 Why do you still go to those meetings? You have an awesome figure. 113 00:09:58,129 --> 00:10:00,617 Oh, thanks. Dereck thinks that I have flabby thighs. 114 00:10:00,690 --> 00:10:03,112 He has nerve. He has a receding hairline. Did you mention that to him? 115 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:06,252 - Did you tell him to go to receding hairline meetings? - Yeah, I know. Right? 116 00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:10,730 But trust me. The entertainment factor alone is worth it. Today, it was so crazy. 117 00:10:10,802 --> 00:10:13,999 There was this woman who was all mad at her husband for not letting her have dessert. 118 00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:17,450 So she breaks into the Soho Chocolate Factory... 119 00:10:17,523 --> 00:10:20,011 and tried to drown herself in a vat of chocolate. 120 00:10:20,084 --> 00:10:21,513 - No. - Yes. 121 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:24,010 - Like Augustus Gloop in Willy Wonka? - Exactly. 122 00:10:24,085 --> 00:10:26,354 It's like the cuckoo show. 123 00:10:26,421 --> 00:10:28,625 Ooh, let's see who's in Page Six today. 124 00:10:28,693 --> 00:10:31,181 We need to focus. I have a B-Pro presentation in three minutes... 125 00:10:31,254 --> 00:10:33,775 with copy that's so pedestrian it sounds like a crossing guard wrote it. 126 00:10:33,846 --> 00:10:36,050 What happened to that cheerleading idea? That was so good. 127 00:10:36,119 --> 00:10:38,541 - It's so cool and kitsch. Kitsch is in. - You think it was good? 128 00:10:38,615 --> 00:10:40,655 I told Lana about it. She said it was a big mistake. 129 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:43,761 - She says Julia Bartlett hates kitsch. - Lana? Don't listen to Lana. 130 00:10:43,832 --> 00:10:46,036 She's Mr. Phillips's secretary. What does she know? 131 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,625 I do think she does a lot more than just type for him. 132 00:10:48,697 --> 00:10:52,854 - Give it up. - Okay. You want to hear this? I heard some hot gossip. 133 00:10:52,921 --> 00:10:57,264 - Yeah. - Lana-Wait, I feel like somebody's listening- 134 00:10:57,338 --> 00:11:00,240 Lana goes to Kemiko, my pedicurist... 135 00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:03,162 and told her, who then told Mrs. Karaquesh, my dry cleaner... 136 00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:06,456 - she and Mr. Phillips have been seeing each other for months. - No! 137 00:11:06,523 --> 00:11:09,273 I know it's accurate gossip 'cause Mrs. Karaquesh never gossips. 138 00:11:09,339 --> 00:11:11,728 - Oh, my God! - Ever. 139 00:11:11,803 --> 00:11:14,705 - Hey, Lana! - Hey! 140 00:11:14,779 --> 00:11:17,431 Hey! What's up? Do you want to have lunch with us today? 141 00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:21,331 Oh, I'd love to, but Mr. Phillips asked me to do some research for him, so- 142 00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:24,023 Oh, really? Oh, that's too bad. 143 00:11:24,093 --> 00:11:25,587 - Maybe next week? - Definitely. 144 00:11:25,661 --> 00:11:29,306 - Okay. - Bye. 145 00:11:29,374 --> 00:11:31,741 Research my ass. 146 00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:34,807 You mean her ass. 147 00:11:46,752 --> 00:11:48,662 B- Pro. 148 00:11:48,736 --> 00:11:50,591 The campaign- 149 00:11:50,656 --> 00:11:53,853 Conrad, make sure the, uh, video system's on. I want the whole company to hear this. 150 00:11:55,906 --> 00:11:59,202 It's on, sir. Carry on, Gray. 151 00:11:59,266 --> 00:12:02,976 The campaign exudes nostalgia, comedy... 152 00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:06,785 thrill, excitement and cutting-edge fashion all under one banner. 153 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:10,147 It'll appeal to a wide demographic and leads the consumer... 154 00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:13,027 with an emotional end benefit of feeling charged up. 155 00:12:13,092 --> 00:12:17,468 To challenge themselves and seize the day and be the best they can be. 156 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:19,363 Whoo! 157 00:12:22,053 --> 00:12:25,469 Well, Julia? 158 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:30,212 And I must say you look fantastic. 159 00:12:30,278 --> 00:12:33,093 What do you think? Great, no? 160 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,160 No. 161 00:12:36,232 --> 00:12:39,680 - N-N-No? - No. 162 00:12:40,936 --> 00:12:43,140 Well, it's, uh-it's just an initial proposal. 163 00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:45,630 I mean, it still needs to be tweaked and tuned. 164 00:12:45,704 --> 00:12:49,120 You only tweak or tune if something has potential. 165 00:12:51,913 --> 00:12:54,728 Uh, we'll, uh-we'll go back to the drawing board then, that's all. 166 00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:58,918 Why don't you call me when you have something original to present? 167 00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:01,442 Julia, I'm sure we have a bunch of- Shut that thing off. 168 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:04,232 I'm sure we have a bunch of things. This is just one of them. 169 00:13:04,299 --> 00:13:07,812 What's wrong with you? That was crap. J- Julia, just a second. 170 00:13:10,412 --> 00:13:13,990 I don't know, Sydney. I don't know if this kind of therapy is working for me. 171 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,843 How come every road I take turns out to be a dead end? 172 00:13:16,909 --> 00:13:18,764 Why couldn't it be a fork? I like forks. 173 00:13:18,829 --> 00:13:21,732 At least with a fork there's a choice- right or left or east or west... 174 00:13:21,806 --> 00:13:23,879 - or this way or that way. - Mm-hmm. 175 00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:27,528 Why do you think you always reach these dead ends? 176 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:31,046 Ooh! You see, gutter ball. That's my life- a bunch of gutter balls. 177 00:13:31,118 --> 00:13:33,061 Well, this is a perfect example... 178 00:13:33,136 --> 00:13:36,714 of why having therapy in different locations is so important. 179 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,053 Look at the deep symbolism in that gutter ball. 180 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,291 No, this is good. 181 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,499 This is very, very good. 182 00:13:49,425 --> 00:13:53,932 Can you think of one word that best describes... 183 00:13:54,002 --> 00:13:57,298 - the way your work situation makes you feel? - Can I have two? 184 00:13:57,362 --> 00:14:01,225 - No, one. - Um- 185 00:14:04,019 --> 00:14:06,922 Ohh! Frustrated. 186 00:14:06,995 --> 00:14:08,905 - You're up. - Right. 187 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:12,014 Okay, another word... 188 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:16,428 for how you really feel when your brother wins all your races. 189 00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:23,819 - Frustrated. - Okay. 190 00:14:23,894 --> 00:14:27,440 Another word for how you feel when you think about going on a date. 191 00:14:30,295 --> 00:14:32,848 - Closed for repairs. - That's not one word. 192 00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:35,254 I know. But I can't help it. 193 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:40,918 It's a weird thing, but I see myself as this charming hotel... 194 00:14:40,985 --> 00:14:46,037 that's beautifully romantic and... wonderful on the outside... 195 00:14:46,105 --> 00:14:48,658 but on the inside, it just needs a ton of renovations. 196 00:14:48,729 --> 00:14:50,639 Hence, closed for repairs. 197 00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:54,000 Nice analogy. 198 00:14:56,283 --> 00:14:58,738 What kinds of renovations? 199 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,769 Getting a promotion at work, perfecting the tango... 200 00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:06,357 disowning my mother, getting liposuction under my chin. 201 00:15:06,428 --> 00:15:08,916 There's nothing worse than chin fat. 202 00:15:08,988 --> 00:15:13,495 Uh, I think you need to... 203 00:15:13,565 --> 00:15:17,395 let the idea of sharing your life with someone other than your brother... 204 00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:20,056 enter your consciousness. 205 00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:22,996 But how can I be conscious of something that I'm unconscious of? 206 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:27,381 It's not like I don't date. I've had plenty of boyfriends. Maybe I'm just in a dry spell. 207 00:15:27,455 --> 00:15:29,310 Let's try something. 208 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:32,409 How about keeping the hotel closed... 209 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,776 but keeping the veranda open for cocktails? 210 00:15:37,408 --> 00:15:40,922 Well, I really like verandas. I love trellises, and I love arboretums. 211 00:15:40,993 --> 00:15:42,902 Aren't arboretums beautiful? And houses with the porch out front- 212 00:15:42,977 --> 00:15:45,312 Hold that thought. 'Cause we are out of time today... 213 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:49,404 but we will resume this conversation next week at the rock climbing wall. 214 00:15:49,474 --> 00:15:51,710 Nice game. 215 00:15:54,659 --> 00:15:56,448 And what happened to going to a movie? 216 00:15:56,515 --> 00:15:58,588 How are you going to meet anyone in a dark movie theater? 217 00:15:58,659 --> 00:16:00,546 How are you going to meet anyone at a dog park? 218 00:16:00,612 --> 00:16:02,467 Hello? The dog park is a vortex for singles. 219 00:16:02,532 --> 00:16:04,387 Hello? When did we become dog owners? 220 00:16:04,452 --> 00:16:06,362 No. 221 00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:14,051 I wash my hand of this whole fiasco. You're on your own. Ow! Grabbing. 222 00:16:14,118 --> 00:16:16,988 - Check out center field. - What about cen-Ahh! 223 00:16:17,061 --> 00:16:19,745 Ohh! Yes! 224 00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:21,669 Holy... smokes. 225 00:16:21,734 --> 00:16:24,223 I'll do the preinterview. If she's great, uh, I'll scream, "Get the ball!" 226 00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:26,597 - And you casually swing over to close. - "Get the ball. " 227 00:16:26,663 --> 00:16:29,030 - What? - There's no way she's single. 228 00:16:29,095 --> 00:16:31,397 - Do what I say. - You know what? Don't get bossy. 229 00:16:31,463 --> 00:16:35,009 - Ow! Ohh. - Try not to get hurt. Spazzy men are not attractive. 230 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,699 Some spazzy men are attractive. 231 00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:42,243 - Gosh. You're so beautiful. - Thank you. 232 00:16:42,314 --> 00:16:44,736 - How old is she? - She just turned three in September. 233 00:16:44,809 --> 00:16:47,177 - Or should I say 21? - She's legal. 234 00:16:47,242 --> 00:16:49,795 Yeah. I suppose I should buy her her first cocktail, huh? 235 00:16:49,866 --> 00:16:53,030 Maybe a liver martini with a beefjerky twist? 236 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,790 - I'm Charlie. - Hi. 237 00:16:54,859 --> 00:16:58,656 Originally Charlotte, but it always seemed too long and never quite suited me, so- 238 00:16:58,732 --> 00:17:01,699 I'm Gray. You can't really shorten that or it'd be "Gra. " 239 00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,977 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 240 00:17:04,045 --> 00:17:06,020 - Do you like old movies? - Yeah. 241 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,427 - Dancing? Are you athletic? - Uh- 242 00:17:08,493 --> 00:17:10,316 - Do you watch the Discovery Channel? - Well- 243 00:17:10,381 --> 00:17:12,356 Do you have a boyfriend? What is your favorite dessert? 244 00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:14,950 Okay. Um, uh- 245 00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:17,575 Let's see. I'm a 1940s movie buff. 246 00:17:17,646 --> 00:17:19,588 I love to swing dance. 247 00:17:19,662 --> 00:17:21,517 I've never been very good at sports... 248 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,932 um, love the Discovery Channel, "nix-ay" on the boyfriend... 249 00:17:25,007 --> 00:17:27,342 and, well, it's kind of a toss-up. 250 00:17:27,407 --> 00:17:29,797 L- I like cheesecake, but I kind of love... 251 00:17:29,871 --> 00:17:34,280 those big, gooey hot fudge sundaes, so- 252 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,295 Get the ball. 253 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:54,670 Who's that? Look at him! Oh, you're so cute. What's his name? 254 00:17:54,739 --> 00:17:57,194 - Fluffy. - Suki. 255 00:17:57,267 --> 00:18:00,584 Fluffy is his first name. Suki is his pedestrian middle name. 256 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,515 Oh, well, you are so adorable. 257 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,523 - How old is he? - He's five. - One. 258 00:18:04,596 --> 00:18:07,018 He's one- He's one-five. He's 15. 259 00:18:07,093 --> 00:18:08,948 - This is my brother, Sam. - Sam. 260 00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:11,632 Sam. 261 00:18:11,702 --> 00:18:14,321 - My sea otter's name is Sam. - Is your sea otter's name Sam? 262 00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:16,365 - Yes. - Don't tell me you're one of those people... 263 00:18:16,438 --> 00:18:18,544 that illegally keeps endangered animals in their apartment, like that guy... 264 00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:20,273 that got caught with a leopard in his kitchen? 265 00:18:20,343 --> 00:18:23,475 No. I'm a zoologist. I'm doing an internship at New York Aquarium. 266 00:18:23,543 --> 00:18:26,642 - Ha! That's a relief. - Free Willy is my favorite movie. 267 00:18:26,712 --> 00:18:30,062 Well, Free Willy 1, 2 and 3. It's hard to pick a favorite. 268 00:18:30,136 --> 00:18:31,991 And Jaws. Finding Nemo. 269 00:18:32,057 --> 00:18:34,293 Orca. Orca not so much. 270 00:18:34,361 --> 00:18:37,710 - Do you live around here? - Uh, sort of, yeah. 271 00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:39,761 I'm staying on a friend's sofa for right now. 272 00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:42,038 I just moved here from San Francisco about three weeks ago. 273 00:18:42,106 --> 00:18:45,969 - I love San Francisco. - Really? Have you spent much time there? 274 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,897 - Have I? - You've never been to San Francisco. 275 00:18:47,963 --> 00:18:50,646 I know I've never been to San Francisco, but I know I would love it. 276 00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:53,749 Tony Bennett loves it. He left his heart there. I love Tony Bennett. There you go. 277 00:18:55,579 --> 00:18:58,362 I have to go home for dinner. Can I have Flicker back? 278 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,560 Yeah. You can have Flicker Fluffy Suki back. That's the neighbor's dog. 279 00:19:01,629 --> 00:19:04,629 We just walk him while he takes piano lessons, 'cause we love that dog. 280 00:19:04,701 --> 00:19:07,287 - He's a budding pianist. - That's so funny. Gypsy's not mine either. 281 00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:09,212 I dog walk on the side for extra cash. 282 00:19:09,277 --> 00:19:11,766 I should probably get her back, so- 283 00:19:12,926 --> 00:19:15,315 Oh. 284 00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:17,278 It was really nice to meet you both. 285 00:19:17,343 --> 00:19:19,613 - Nice meeting you both-You. - Nice meeting you. 286 00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,931 - What are you waiting for? - What? 287 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,099 - She's leaving. - I see she's leaving. 288 00:19:27,168 --> 00:19:29,819 All right. Uh, excuse me! 289 00:19:29,888 --> 00:19:33,336 Since you're new in town, if you're not doing anything tonight, maybe you'djoin us? 290 00:19:33,409 --> 00:19:36,312 We're going out for tapas and bad Spanish wine, if you'd like tojoin us. 291 00:19:36,386 --> 00:19:38,720 I just said that. Would you like to join us? Three times. 292 00:19:38,785 --> 00:19:42,364 - Yeah, I'd love to. - Okay. 293 00:19:52,356 --> 00:19:54,331 Perfecto! 294 00:20:02,278 --> 00:20:04,318 R- R-R-ico. R- R-R-R-R. 295 00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:08,285 R- R-R-R-R-R-Rico. 296 00:20:19,079 --> 00:20:23,782 Oh, easy, Pancho Villa. These girls are conmigo. More vino, por favor. 297 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,948 ! Ayayay, oh! 298 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,505 Gracias. Gracias. 299 00:20:59,245 --> 00:21:02,377 Carlos! Cover me! 300 00:21:02,446 --> 00:21:04,388 I'm goin' in. 301 00:21:49,044 --> 00:21:51,695 Okay, best food movie. 302 00:21:51,765 --> 00:21:54,798 - Like Water For Chocolate. - Babette's Feast. How about Babette's Feast? 303 00:21:54,868 --> 00:21:57,236 - Okay. - Okay, Fatso starring Dom DeLuise. 304 00:21:57,301 --> 00:21:59,276 - Yes. - Oh, good one. Okay, is it me? 305 00:21:59,350 --> 00:22:01,455 Let's see. Uh, women you need to get away from. 306 00:22:01,526 --> 00:22:03,665 Bette Davis in What Ever Happened To BabyJane? 307 00:22:03,734 --> 00:22:06,484 Ah, good one. I got Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction for the rabbit. 308 00:22:06,550 --> 00:22:10,642 - Kathy Bates in Misery. - Okay. Okay. How 'bout, um, best screen kiss? 309 00:22:10,711 --> 00:22:14,486 - Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh in Gone with the Wind. - That's overrated, I think. 310 00:22:14,552 --> 00:22:17,618 I'll go with Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman in Notorious. 311 00:22:17,688 --> 00:22:19,598 Okay. I'll see your Notorious... 312 00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:22,739 and I'll raise you Omar Sharif and Julie Christie in Doctor Zhivago. 313 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,915 - Very good. - Oh, wait. I'll see your Doctor Zhivago... 314 00:22:24,985 --> 00:22:27,920 and I will raise you Lady and the Tramp in Lady and the Tramp. 315 00:22:27,994 --> 00:22:30,743 Winner. Winner. The spaghetti pooch smooch. Nothing better. 316 00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:34,039 Thank God we're home. My toes are even starting to swell. I'm exhausted. 317 00:22:34,106 --> 00:22:36,408 Dogs are barking? No wonder. It's 4:30 in the morning. 318 00:22:36,475 --> 00:22:38,362 Oh, my God. I have to be up in three hours. 319 00:22:38,426 --> 00:22:41,176 I'm wide awake. I could go for hours. I guess I'm nocturnal. 320 00:22:41,244 --> 00:22:44,026 - Oh, yeah? Me too. You should get to bed. How about a nightcap? - Great. 321 00:22:44,091 --> 00:22:46,034 What the hell. I haven't pulled an all-nighter in ages. 322 00:22:46,108 --> 00:22:49,556 Let's go to Soho House or Sway or like a diner or something. 323 00:22:50,589 --> 00:22:52,345 Ow. 324 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,348 - Don't you have that big meeting in the morning? - What big meeting? 325 00:22:55,421 --> 00:22:57,658 Big meeting in the morning you have to get to? 326 00:22:57,726 --> 00:23:01,883 Oh, that big meeting. Actually, I'm pretty tired. I should go to bed. 327 00:23:01,950 --> 00:23:04,601 - It was great meeting you, Charlie. - Okay. Good night. 328 00:23:04,670 --> 00:23:06,580 I hope we can do this again. 329 00:23:06,655 --> 00:23:09,044 Me too. I'm getting my keys, all right? 330 00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,029 - Straight to bed. - Good night. 331 00:23:11,104 --> 00:23:13,624 Night. 332 00:24:26,186 --> 00:24:29,765 - Hey. - Hey. 333 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:33,894 - You got in late last night. I didn't even hear you come in. - I'm just getting in now. 334 00:24:33,963 --> 00:24:37,127 - Sounds like you had a good time. - It was more than good. 335 00:24:37,195 --> 00:24:39,465 - She's pretty great. - She's more than great. 336 00:24:39,532 --> 00:24:42,532 Don't blow it. You're off to a strong start, but a girl can sense a "glommer. " 337 00:24:42,604 --> 00:24:46,183 - She doesn't think I'm a glommer. - She could and you don't even know it. 338 00:24:46,253 --> 00:24:49,570 - She doesn't think I'm a glommer. - Staring in her eyes. Glommer. 339 00:24:49,645 --> 00:24:52,329 - I know. L- Read my non-glomming lips. - A girl doesn't like a guy- 340 00:24:52,397 --> 00:24:55,048 - I know she doesn't- - She could think you're a glommer and you don't know. 341 00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:57,770 You know how I know? Because I asked her to marry me. 342 00:24:57,839 --> 00:24:59,399 What? 343 00:24:59,470 --> 00:25:01,642 And she said yes. 344 00:25:01,711 --> 00:25:03,566 Can you believe it? 345 00:25:03,631 --> 00:25:06,381 We got our blood work done this morning, and we're going to Vegas this weekend... 346 00:25:06,447 --> 00:25:10,223 - and we want you to be our witness. - What? 347 00:25:10,288 --> 00:25:14,031 I know. It's amazing. It's like- It's-It's-It's- It's incredible. 348 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:17,643 You know what she is? She's - She's the sun, she's the stars, she's the moon. 349 00:25:17,713 --> 00:25:19,568 She's the jackpot. She's it. 350 00:25:19,633 --> 00:25:22,568 You don't even know her. She could be an ax murderer for all you know. 351 00:25:22,642 --> 00:25:25,872 Oh, no! I forgot to ask her if she was an ax murderer. 352 00:25:25,939 --> 00:25:28,939 You know what she isn't? An ax murderer. You know what she is? Perfect. 353 00:25:29,011 --> 00:25:32,011 She's perfect. Gray, remember what Mom always used to say? 354 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:35,215 When it was right, we would know. Well, trust me. It's right. 355 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:38,546 Mom is divorced for the third time, and she lives in a commune. 356 00:25:38,612 --> 00:25:41,962 - Stop being so "J" and start being happy for me. - I am so not "J." 357 00:25:42,037 --> 00:25:45,103 I'm notjealous of you when you're totally psychologically unstable. 358 00:25:45,173 --> 00:25:47,824 I'm psychologically unstable? I'm psyc- You're the one that said "Get the ball. " 359 00:25:47,893 --> 00:25:49,966 I said "Get the ball," not "Get the ring. " 360 00:25:50,038 --> 00:25:52,526 Gray, we're goin' to Vegas this weekend, and we are gonna get married. 361 00:25:52,598 --> 00:25:55,860 You can come with us. I booked you a room. I booked you a flight. 362 00:25:55,926 --> 00:25:58,163 If you come, great. And if you don't, that's your deal. 363 00:25:58,231 --> 00:26:01,614 - But you know what? I'm gettin' married. - How does that happen? 364 00:26:01,687 --> 00:26:03,859 One minute you know someone, the next minute they're so desperate... 365 00:26:03,928 --> 00:26:06,448 - they propose to someone they met 24 hours ago. - Oh, hey, Gray Ghost. 366 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:10,263 I told Charlie that you'd meet her at Bloomingdale's tomorrow to try on wedding dresses. 367 00:26:10,328 --> 00:26:14,038 She doesn't have a lot of friends in the city, and I thought it'd be fun for you two. 368 00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:16,952 Forget it. There's no way that's happening. 369 00:26:17,082 --> 00:26:20,628 It's too frilly. Something with a little less piff and poof. 370 00:26:20,698 --> 00:26:24,310 Yeah, I think you're right. Maybe something a little sexier. 371 00:26:24,378 --> 00:26:27,281 If you want sexy, I got sexy. 372 00:26:27,355 --> 00:26:31,479 I mean, I know you kids aren't Little Bo Peep underneath those dresses. 373 00:26:31,547 --> 00:26:33,882 But... 374 00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:38,423 if you ask me... 375 00:26:38,493 --> 00:26:42,650 a sexy bride just doesn't sit right. 376 00:26:42,717 --> 00:26:45,172 A beautiful bride, yes. 377 00:26:45,245 --> 00:26:47,667 A glowing bride, of course. 378 00:26:47,742 --> 00:26:50,230 But sexy is- I- 379 00:26:50,302 --> 00:26:52,604 I just don't know. 380 00:26:52,670 --> 00:26:56,795 Personally, it makes me a little uncomfortable. 381 00:26:56,863 --> 00:26:59,733 Really? Do you have anything in red with a slit up to the hip? 382 00:26:59,807 --> 00:27:02,077 - Red! - She's kidding. 383 00:27:02,144 --> 00:27:04,479 Just something with a little less piff and poof and no lace. 384 00:27:04,544 --> 00:27:06,933 Oh, no lace? No problem. 385 00:27:07,009 --> 00:27:09,977 I will be right back. I just got in a Dior in duchess satin... 386 00:27:10,048 --> 00:27:12,121 that is to die for. 387 00:27:12,193 --> 00:27:14,332 Great. 388 00:27:15,457 --> 00:27:17,432 Are you sure you want to go through with this? 389 00:27:17,506 --> 00:27:20,670 Did you know that Sam cheats at Monopoly and he snores? 390 00:27:20,738 --> 00:27:23,227 - And he's got a hairy back. - I work with animals. 391 00:27:23,299 --> 00:27:25,273 Hairy is a turn-on. 392 00:27:25,347 --> 00:27:29,690 Honestly? I was a goner the moment I saw him at the dog park. 393 00:27:29,763 --> 00:27:33,987 There's just something about his impish smile and that twinkle in his eye. 394 00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:35,841 The smile isn't real. His teeth are capped. 395 00:27:35,909 --> 00:27:38,243 And the twinkle in his eyes? It's a reflection off his contacts. 396 00:27:38,309 --> 00:27:41,921 - He's as blind as a bat. - Help me out of this thing. My breasts feel like prisoners. 397 00:27:41,989 --> 00:27:44,094 Set them free. 398 00:27:47,590 --> 00:27:50,078 Please tell me you don't wear stuff like that every day. 399 00:27:50,151 --> 00:27:53,185 What? Lingerie? I love it. 400 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:55,524 I've spent more on lingerie than I have on rent. 401 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:57,926 I haven't bought a new pair of underwear in over four years. 402 00:27:59,496 --> 00:28:03,042 - Eww. That's kind of gross, huh? - Why don't you try a dress on? 403 00:28:03,112 --> 00:28:06,429 - No. - Come on. This one's only 10,000. 404 00:28:06,505 --> 00:28:08,926 No way, no way. Not doin' it. Never gonna happen. 405 00:28:09,001 --> 00:28:11,719 Come on. It will be fun. Try it on. 406 00:28:11,786 --> 00:28:16,609 Forget about it. No way. Never happening. Not gonna... ever happen. 407 00:28:16,682 --> 00:28:19,999 No! What if I damage it? 408 00:28:20,075 --> 00:28:22,890 Shh. Stay still while I get this zipper up. 409 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,690 Ohh! 410 00:28:33,484 --> 00:28:35,972 Did you cover me? I was at the Bloomingdale's bridal salon. 411 00:28:36,045 --> 00:28:38,566 - Mr. Phillips came by at 9:30. - He did? 412 00:28:38,637 --> 00:28:42,598 Yep. But I told him you were at the gynecologist getting a pap smear. It shut him up. 413 00:28:42,670 --> 00:28:45,932 - Good one. - So what were you doing at the Bloomingdale's bridal salon? 414 00:28:45,999 --> 00:28:48,617 - You know that girl Sam met at the park? - Don't tell me she's a man. 415 00:28:48,686 --> 00:28:51,436 - No! - Sorry. I've been reading too many trashy magazines. What? 416 00:28:51,503 --> 00:28:54,221 He asked her to marry him, and she said yes. 417 00:28:54,288 --> 00:28:57,005 - No. - Yes! The wedding is this weekend. 418 00:28:57,072 --> 00:28:59,407 - No! - Yes! - Come on. 419 00:28:59,472 --> 00:29:02,375 The worst thing is, I can't think of a reason why he shouldn't marry her. 420 00:29:02,448 --> 00:29:05,798 She's smart. She's beautiful. She's funny. She's amazing. 421 00:29:05,873 --> 00:29:09,583 Oh, please! She's a gold-digging wench trying to hook her little claws into a resident surgeon... 422 00:29:09,650 --> 00:29:12,879 before he makes the big bucks that she can later get her hands on... 423 00:29:12,946 --> 00:29:16,175 in an ugly, ugly, ugly divorce settlement... 424 00:29:16,242 --> 00:29:19,058 that her lawyer, who she's probably schtupping on the side, will handle. 425 00:29:19,123 --> 00:29:20,945 You're not still taping All My Children every day? 426 00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:24,841 I TiVo it. But seriously, you must be flipping out that Sam is getting married... 427 00:29:24,916 --> 00:29:27,404 leaving you all alone, completely single... 428 00:29:27,476 --> 00:29:29,331 with no real prospects in the future? 429 00:29:29,396 --> 00:29:32,779 That's horrible. I feel so bad for you. 430 00:29:32,852 --> 00:29:36,235 Promise me if I ever call you when I'm suicidal, you'll refer the call. 431 00:29:36,309 --> 00:29:37,619 Sure. 432 00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:43,854 Here you go. Can I get some change? Kidding. 433 00:29:43,926 --> 00:29:46,479 Don't spend it all on the slots. Red 21. 434 00:29:48,535 --> 00:29:51,121 This place is-This is awesome. 435 00:29:51,192 --> 00:29:53,494 Check this out. This is nuts. What are these, satin sheets? 436 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,909 It's a satin-cotton blend. Possibly Egyptian cotton if this is the high-roller room. 437 00:29:56,984 --> 00:29:58,839 - Hello? - Don't get excited. 438 00:29:58,905 --> 00:30:02,069 'Cause you're not doin' any high rollin' in this bed till tomorrow. 439 00:30:02,137 --> 00:30:03,795 - Says who? - Oh, says tradition. 440 00:30:03,865 --> 00:30:05,906 You're not supposed to see the bride until tomorrow morning. 441 00:30:05,977 --> 00:30:09,458 - Where am I gonna stay? - In the dinky room down the hall that you booked for me. 442 00:30:09,530 --> 00:30:12,116 - I'm not staying in a dinky room down the hall. - Don't be mad, sweetie. 443 00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:14,041 - What? - I think some tradition is important. 444 00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:16,016 Besides, we haven't been apart in six whole days. 445 00:30:16,987 --> 00:30:19,605 It'll be fun. We can miss each other. 446 00:30:19,675 --> 00:30:22,643 - Yeah, all right. - Hi. 447 00:30:22,716 --> 00:30:25,051 What are you guys- What are you guys gonna do without me? 448 00:30:25,116 --> 00:30:27,451 - None of your business. See you at the chapel. - Ow! Violent. 449 00:30:27,517 --> 00:30:31,129 You're gonna get socked. Ow! Ow! 450 00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:34,711 - You're gonna get a half nelson. - Ohh. 451 00:30:34,781 --> 00:30:38,044 - Ninja claw! Ohh! - Hey! 452 00:30:39,454 --> 00:30:42,323 Did you see the bathroom? It's insane. We have to take a bath. 453 00:30:42,398 --> 00:30:45,017 - Okay, I'll pour the bubbles, you order the bubbly. - Okay. 454 00:30:45,087 --> 00:30:48,568 - Let's get toasted! - I can't get too drunk. I am getting married in the morning. 455 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,989 - Exactly. - Right. I'll order two bottles. 456 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,345 Ta-da! 457 00:31:00,417 --> 00:31:04,215 I hope you didn't greet the room service guy like that. 458 00:31:04,290 --> 00:31:08,251 Hmm. Is that why he said he didn't need a tip? 459 00:31:08,322 --> 00:31:10,297 - Cheers! - Cheers! 460 00:31:11,810 --> 00:31:14,560 Please tell me you work out three hours a day and eat like a gerbil. 461 00:31:14,627 --> 00:31:17,474 - Never been to a gym, and I'm a macaroni and cheese addict. - I hate you. 462 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:20,856 If I told you I had acne until I was 21, would that make you feel better? 463 00:31:20,932 --> 00:31:23,136 - A little. - Mm-hmm. My nickname was "Connect the Dots. " 464 00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:29,665 I have a toast. To my soon-to-be sister-in-law and my newfound friend- 465 00:31:29,734 --> 00:31:32,898 That's a bathing suit you're wearing? You're not embarrassed, are you? 466 00:31:32,966 --> 00:31:38,018 Zits or no zits, my ass hasn't looked that good since I was 17. I'm not taking off a thing. 467 00:31:38,086 --> 00:31:41,665 - I have a secret I want to share, but I don't know if I should. - You should. 468 00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:44,004 - You can't tell Sam. - Scout's honor. 469 00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:47,869 Though I did get kicked out of the Brownies for stealing money out of my cookie account. 470 00:31:47,944 --> 00:31:50,049 Sam and I haven't had relations yet. 471 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,160 "Relations"? Relations means my Aunt Betty. 472 00:31:52,232 --> 00:31:54,436 Relations as in intercourse. 473 00:31:54,504 --> 00:31:57,155 I decided to wait, and I don't know if that was a mistake. 474 00:31:57,224 --> 00:31:59,974 I mean, what if he's too big or if I'm too small or- 475 00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:04,003 T.M.I. Hasn't anyone ever told you to test drive a car before you buy it? 476 00:32:14,507 --> 00:32:17,923 Thank you. Thank you so much. 477 00:32:17,995 --> 00:32:19,883 Thank you very much. Well... 478 00:32:19,948 --> 00:32:23,244 I love Vegas, and I am certain that Vegas loves me... 479 00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:25,480 because I lost a bundle on the slots last night. 480 00:32:25,549 --> 00:32:28,845 - Is this five or six? - I don't know. I lost count. But I think I'm gonna be sick. 481 00:32:28,909 --> 00:32:31,527 - No, you're not. We're just getting warmed up. - Oh, geez. 482 00:32:31,597 --> 00:32:37,130 For my next number, I'd like to give a warm welcome to my surprise guest- 483 00:32:37,198 --> 00:32:41,127 the delightful and charming Miss Charlie Kelsey. 484 00:32:41,199 --> 00:32:43,141 Yeah! 485 00:32:43,215 --> 00:32:44,873 - You didn't. - Did. 486 00:32:44,943 --> 00:32:45,991 - You didn't! - Did. 487 00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:47,111 - Why? - Ooh! 488 00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:55,143 Come on, honey. How are you feeling this evening, Charlie? 489 00:32:55,217 --> 00:32:57,127 Like I could throw up at any minute. 490 00:32:57,202 --> 00:32:59,690 Well, that doesn't sound too pleasant. 491 00:32:59,762 --> 00:33:02,796 I'm sorry. I didn't mean because of you. L- Can I just sit down, please? 492 00:33:02,867 --> 00:33:06,642 Not too fast. Not too fast. Somebody has gone through a lot of trouble... 493 00:33:06,707 --> 00:33:09,009 to hear you sing a number with me tonight. 494 00:33:09,075 --> 00:33:11,312 #Twelve # There, I sang a number. I'm going home. 495 00:33:11,379 --> 00:33:13,998 Come on, girlfriend. I think we can do this. 496 00:33:14,068 --> 00:33:18,094 We can do this. We can do this. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 497 00:33:35,670 --> 00:33:38,256 Whoo! 498 00:34:50,913 --> 00:34:53,280 I can't believe I lost that much money. Don't tell Sam. 499 00:34:53,345 --> 00:34:55,004 - He liked you too. - Why did that- 500 00:34:55,074 --> 00:34:58,686 - He kept buying me drinks. - Hey! 501 00:34:58,754 --> 00:35:01,340 Somebody's got my purse. Somebody's stealing it. 502 00:35:03,619 --> 00:35:07,776 Ah. My wedding shoes. 503 00:35:07,843 --> 00:35:10,210 - I had a good time tonight. - Me too. 504 00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:15,074 You can't go to sleep like that. You got to get undressed. 505 00:35:15,141 --> 00:35:17,824 - Can't. - Oh, God. 506 00:35:17,893 --> 00:35:20,642 - All right. I'll help you. - Mmm! 507 00:35:20,710 --> 00:35:22,782 Sleeping. 508 00:35:32,103 --> 00:35:35,365 Oh. Here. Here's a shirt. 509 00:35:35,431 --> 00:35:37,952 Do you think the woman was mad... 510 00:35:38,024 --> 00:35:41,985 when I asked to see her husband's tattoo on his tush? 511 00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:45,286 Hmm? It wasn't pretty. 512 00:35:45,353 --> 00:35:49,794 I still don't know if it was a ship or a- a bunny. 513 00:35:51,338 --> 00:35:54,754 Did I tell you how happy I am you're gonna be my sister-in-law? 514 00:35:54,827 --> 00:35:58,176 - About 17 times. - Well, I mean it. 515 00:36:35,344 --> 00:36:37,548 Oh, my God. 516 00:36:37,616 --> 00:36:41,162 Oh, my God! 517 00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:44,364 Oh, my God! 518 00:36:44,433 --> 00:36:48,492 Oh, my God. 519 00:36:53,843 --> 00:36:56,363 I can't believe that just happened. 520 00:36:56,434 --> 00:37:01,836 How can this be happening? You're marrying my brother tomorrow, for God's sake. 521 00:37:01,907 --> 00:37:06,032 Oh, this can't be happening. 522 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:09,581 This is just a mistake. A meaningless, too-much-tequila mistake. 523 00:37:15,574 --> 00:37:18,324 Oh, my God! 524 00:37:27,511 --> 00:37:30,773 - God, you're up early. - Up would mean that I've been down. 525 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,775 You're already dressed? 526 00:37:33,848 --> 00:37:37,460 I have a wicked headache. Can we order some coffee? 527 00:37:37,528 --> 00:37:39,383 Don't you think we should talk? 528 00:37:39,449 --> 00:37:42,231 Okay. Can we talk while I get ready? 529 00:37:42,297 --> 00:37:44,632 - Yeah. Sure. I guess. - Great. 530 00:37:47,386 --> 00:37:50,615 I can't believe I'm getting married today. I'm not even nervous. 531 00:37:50,682 --> 00:37:52,625 Good. 'Cause I'm freakin' out. 532 00:37:52,699 --> 00:37:55,830 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I can be so insensitive sometimes. 533 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:57,874 - Are you really upset? - Yeah. 534 00:37:57,947 --> 00:38:00,631 I would be too if it were my brother. I'd be freakin' out. 535 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:03,067 Well, I'm past freaking out. I'm molting. 536 00:38:03,132 --> 00:38:05,075 I know it was one of those crazy, spontaneous moments... 537 00:38:05,149 --> 00:38:07,004 but don't you feel weird at all? 538 00:38:07,069 --> 00:38:09,011 Not really. I mean, I know it may seem strange... 539 00:38:09,085 --> 00:38:11,638 - but the whole thing feels really natural. - Natural? 540 00:38:11,709 --> 00:38:14,427 - Mm-hmm. - I don't feel natural. I feel subnatural. 541 00:38:14,494 --> 00:38:17,145 In fact, I feel like E.T. I wanna phone home. 542 00:38:17,214 --> 00:38:19,898 But if I phone home, Sam would answer, and that wouldn't be good. 543 00:38:19,966 --> 00:38:23,130 - Yeah, you were just taken by surprise. - Surprise? 544 00:38:23,198 --> 00:38:25,850 Gray, come on. Sit down. 545 00:38:27,328 --> 00:38:29,335 - Listen to me. - I'm listening. 546 00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:31,961 Anyone would tell you the exact same thing. 547 00:38:32,032 --> 00:38:37,270 It is 100% normal to be feeling upset, sad, freaked out. 548 00:38:37,345 --> 00:38:39,418 In fact, considering everything... 549 00:38:39,489 --> 00:38:41,791 I think you're handling the whole thing really well. 550 00:38:41,857 --> 00:38:43,930 - Really? - Absolutely. 551 00:38:44,002 --> 00:38:45,857 Your brother is getting married... 552 00:38:45,922 --> 00:38:48,770 and deep down inside you feel like you're losing him. 553 00:38:48,834 --> 00:38:50,744 That's why you think I'm freaking out? 554 00:38:50,819 --> 00:38:53,121 You think I'm having separation anxiety? 555 00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:07,809 There's only one thing that can keep a marriage together... 556 00:39:07,877 --> 00:39:11,226 and that is love. 557 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,285 Oh. 558 00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:23,425 As the lucky messenger of our Lord and Savior above... 559 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:27,041 I look to the two of you with your bright smiles of devotion... 560 00:39:27,112 --> 00:39:31,586 and promise of commitment here in the very house of the Lord above! 561 00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:46,049 - This place is nuts. - But before I continue, I must ask... 562 00:39:46,123 --> 00:39:49,833 if there's anybody here who has any objection whatsoever... 563 00:39:49,899 --> 00:39:52,071 to the union of these two lovebirds. 564 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:56,296 I'm sorry. Carry on. Go ahead. 565 00:39:56,364 --> 00:39:58,219 As I was saying... 566 00:39:58,284 --> 00:40:01,252 if there's anybody here who has an objection to the union... 567 00:40:01,325 --> 00:40:04,554 of these two love angels, speak their piece now. 568 00:40:09,325 --> 00:40:11,562 Oh, my God! Look out! 569 00:40:13,359 --> 00:40:15,847 Your hiccups gone? 570 00:40:15,919 --> 00:40:18,886 - Actually, yes. - Good. Great. 571 00:40:18,959 --> 00:40:20,869 Carry on, Minister. No one objects. 572 00:40:20,943 --> 00:40:23,660 - Right? - Right. 573 00:40:23,727 --> 00:40:28,649 Then by the power vested in me by the glorious state of Nevada... 574 00:40:28,721 --> 00:40:32,169 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 575 00:40:32,241 --> 00:40:35,373 You may now kiss the bride, yeah. 576 00:41:05,781 --> 00:41:09,077 Hi. I'd like a hot dog with kraut on one side and relish on the other... 577 00:41:09,142 --> 00:41:12,405 with ketchup on the kraut and mustard on the relish, but don't let the two touch. 578 00:41:31,193 --> 00:41:35,122 Sydney, I need to talk to you right away. This is an emergency. Call me. 579 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,522 Now reach to your right. 580 00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:46,011 Station your left leg on the rock in the middle. 581 00:41:46,139 --> 00:41:48,889 All right, Gray, what's really going on? 582 00:41:48,955 --> 00:41:52,272 I canceled a session with someone today because you said it was an emergency. 583 00:41:52,347 --> 00:41:53,941 - It is. - Well, then? 584 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:56,630 Take a deep breath- 585 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:59,668 And tell me what's going on. 586 00:41:59,741 --> 00:42:03,735 Three short breaths, one long. That's what Sam and I did when we were kids... 587 00:42:03,805 --> 00:42:07,929 - and there was something that was difficult to talk about. - Fine. Then do that. 588 00:42:13,343 --> 00:42:16,791 - I think I'm gay. - What was that? 589 00:42:16,863 --> 00:42:21,086 - I can't say it again. - Did you just say "I think I'm gay"? 590 00:42:21,151 --> 00:42:23,999 It's like this. For years, I thought I was content being single... 591 00:42:24,064 --> 00:42:25,919 and I wasn't really interested in a relationship. 592 00:42:25,984 --> 00:42:28,799 I thought that when Mr. Right came into my life, he just would. 593 00:42:28,864 --> 00:42:31,767 He - He wouldn't need some fancy invitation. He wouldjust arrive. 594 00:42:31,841 --> 00:42:37,276 And then I realized that it's not Mr. Right I'm waiting for. It's Mrs. Right. 595 00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:39,201 - Oh. - And I think I found her. 596 00:42:39,266 --> 00:42:42,879 And I kissed her- 597 00:42:42,947 --> 00:42:45,118 And I think she kissed me back, but I'm not sure... 598 00:42:45,186 --> 00:42:48,318 'cause I never kissed a girl before, and I'm not sure what the rules are. 599 00:42:48,387 --> 00:42:50,754 But I know that I liked it. 600 00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:54,203 And I think I like her. Now I feel nauseous again. 601 00:42:54,277 --> 00:42:56,132 Why do you think you feel nauseous? 602 00:42:56,197 --> 00:43:00,605 Do you think you committed some terrible sin just because you kissed a girl? 603 00:43:00,677 --> 00:43:03,711 Why? If you're two consenting adults, what's so terrible about that? 604 00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:06,084 Well, I don't know if she consented. She was very drunk. 605 00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:08,517 Oh, so you believe you forced her to kiss you? 606 00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:10,722 No. No, not at all. She kissed me. 607 00:43:10,791 --> 00:43:12,798 - Okay, I'm confused now. - So am I. 608 00:43:12,871 --> 00:43:15,905 Y- You don't know what it's like. One day you think you're one thing... 609 00:43:15,975 --> 00:43:17,983 and the next day you realize you're something else. 610 00:43:18,055 --> 00:43:19,998 I feel like I'm Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz. 611 00:43:20,072 --> 00:43:22,211 I'm in this new land and I want to get home... 612 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,647 but something is telling me maybe this is my home. 613 00:43:24,712 --> 00:43:26,567 Maybe I shouldn't click my heels three times. 614 00:43:26,632 --> 00:43:31,335 Maybe I should just stay here and be nauseous with the Munchkins. 615 00:43:31,401 --> 00:43:33,955 What scares you most about this whole thing? 616 00:43:37,162 --> 00:43:40,458 That I'll lose Sam and he'll never talk to me again. 617 00:43:40,522 --> 00:43:42,530 Well, why would Sam even care? 618 00:43:42,603 --> 00:43:45,473 Call me crazy, but he might be a little upset I kissed his wife. 619 00:43:45,547 --> 00:43:48,581 Whoa! 620 00:43:50,252 --> 00:43:52,871 - Are you all right? - Oh, God. 621 00:43:52,941 --> 00:43:55,308 Y- You're looking pale. Maybe you should take some deep breaths. 622 00:43:55,373 --> 00:43:57,446 - I'm fine. - Well, I'm not. I'm a wreck. 623 00:43:57,517 --> 00:43:59,688 I haven't slept in three days. I've taken 42 showers. 624 00:43:59,758 --> 00:44:02,693 I've been to a church, a temple and a mosque, begging for forgiveness. 625 00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:04,260 The Mormon place wouldn't let me in. 626 00:44:04,334 --> 00:44:06,854 I think we need to talk about this on level ground. 627 00:44:06,926 --> 00:44:08,836 You're not thinking straight. 628 00:44:08,911 --> 00:44:11,977 - No kidding. - We need to get down. 629 00:44:17,648 --> 00:44:19,721 - Listen to me. - I'm listening. 630 00:44:19,792 --> 00:44:22,214 - You're not gay. - I'm not? 631 00:44:22,289 --> 00:44:24,198 - No, you're not. - How do you know? 632 00:44:24,273 --> 00:44:27,056 - Because it's textbook. - Insanity? 633 00:44:27,121 --> 00:44:29,871 No. What you did was normal. It was almost predictable. 634 00:44:29,938 --> 00:44:31,848 You were so jealous of Charlie... 635 00:44:31,922 --> 00:44:34,922 that you subconsciously tried to sabotage Sam's marriage. 636 00:44:34,995 --> 00:44:37,581 Read my lips. 637 00:44:37,651 --> 00:44:40,466 - You are not gay. - I'm not? 638 00:44:40,531 --> 00:44:42,058 - No, you're not. - Are you sure? 639 00:44:42,131 --> 00:44:44,946 - Yes! - Because my mind is reeling with feelings and emotions... 640 00:44:45,011 --> 00:44:48,624 - and my heart's telling me- - Actually, our time is up for today. 641 00:44:48,692 --> 00:44:53,165 Now, forget about Sam and get out there and date. 642 00:44:53,237 --> 00:44:57,231 Your hotel is open for business. Got it? 643 00:44:57,301 --> 00:45:01,612 Now, I will see you next week at the batting cages at Chelsea Piers. 644 00:45:01,686 --> 00:45:03,890 Nice climb. 645 00:45:06,582 --> 00:45:11,340 My hotel is open. I have suites, junior suites, deluxe accommodations available. 646 00:45:12,951 --> 00:45:14,861 - Hey. - Hey. 647 00:45:14,936 --> 00:45:16,823 - That's a great outfit. - Thanks. 648 00:45:16,888 --> 00:45:19,408 You know, actually, my grandfather once told me it's much nicer to say... 649 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,968 "That outfit looks very becoming on you. " 650 00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:24,376 Well, thanks to you and your pops. 651 00:45:24,441 --> 00:45:26,514 Whoa. That coffee smells great. 652 00:45:26,586 --> 00:45:28,441 I'm on this no-caffeine kick right now... 653 00:45:28,506 --> 00:45:31,223 but I still find myself hanging around Starbucks trying to get an aroma buzz. 654 00:45:31,290 --> 00:45:33,145 Actually, it's not all coffee. 655 00:45:33,210 --> 00:45:35,382 It's one-third coffee, one-third cocoa, one-third chai... 656 00:45:35,451 --> 00:45:38,615 with a little bit of steamed soy and cinnamon and a little bit of nutmeg. 657 00:45:38,683 --> 00:45:40,788 Wow. That's a new one. 658 00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:45,431 - What was that? - Mmm- Nothing. 659 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:48,632 Would you like to have dinner with me tonight? 660 00:45:48,701 --> 00:45:51,319 Wow. That-That took guts. 661 00:45:51,389 --> 00:45:53,332 Would you? 662 00:45:53,405 --> 00:45:55,260 Sure. What time? 663 00:45:55,326 --> 00:45:58,392 - Um, Raoul's at 10:00. - All right. Well, I'll see you then. 664 00:45:58,462 --> 00:46:00,634 Great. Are you going up? 665 00:46:00,702 --> 00:46:03,223 - Down. - Okay. See you tonight. 666 00:46:03,294 --> 00:46:06,907 - Oh! - Are-Are you okay? 667 00:46:10,528 --> 00:46:13,245 - Is anything sprained? Broken? Maybe we should call a doctor. - I'm fine, thank you. 668 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,167 - Are you sure? - Yes. 669 00:46:20,641 --> 00:46:22,551 Would you like to have dinner with me tonight? 670 00:46:22,626 --> 00:46:24,535 Say 8:00 at Raoul's? 671 00:46:28,643 --> 00:46:31,294 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 672 00:46:31,363 --> 00:46:33,600 Oh, well, you know, I'm a pretty busy guy. 673 00:46:33,667 --> 00:46:35,772 I'm usually booked up every night. 674 00:46:35,843 --> 00:46:38,015 I'd have to- I'd have to check my schedule. 675 00:46:38,084 --> 00:46:41,499 - Yeah! Yeah, I think I can do that. - Great. 676 00:46:41,572 --> 00:46:43,744 Cool. 677 00:46:45,732 --> 00:46:49,475 Hey, Gray. Gray Ghost. You need a little help? 678 00:46:49,541 --> 00:46:51,396 Oh, you did some serious- Oh! 679 00:46:51,461 --> 00:46:53,316 Damage. Holy smokes. 680 00:46:53,382 --> 00:46:55,237 Look at you. What's the occasion? 681 00:46:55,302 --> 00:46:57,277 - I got a couple of dates tonight. - A couple? 682 00:46:57,350 --> 00:47:00,514 Yeah. I got a 8:00 dinner with one, and I got a 10:00 dinner with the other. 683 00:47:00,582 --> 00:47:03,299 That's great. Did you get that rash you always get before you go out? 684 00:47:03,367 --> 00:47:05,701 - No. Why did you remind me? - Just trying to help. 685 00:47:05,767 --> 00:47:08,386 - Look, is now a good time to talk? - About what? 686 00:47:08,456 --> 00:47:11,107 I wanted to check in, see when you thought you might get your own place. 687 00:47:11,176 --> 00:47:13,827 I know we get along great, and Charlie loves you... 688 00:47:13,896 --> 00:47:16,352 but we are newlyweds so I thought you might- 689 00:47:16,425 --> 00:47:19,011 Do you know how hard it is to find a rent-controlled place in the city? 690 00:47:19,081 --> 00:47:20,936 Why do I have to be the one to move? 691 00:47:21,001 --> 00:47:23,751 One, the lease is in my name, and, two, I found the apartment. 692 00:47:23,818 --> 00:47:25,990 'Cause a 90-year-old woman died on your shift at the hospital. 693 00:47:26,058 --> 00:47:28,808 Her body wasn't even cold before you were calling the super, claiming to be her nephew. 694 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:31,559 I didn't hear you complaining. As a matter of fact, you went to her funeral. 695 00:47:31,627 --> 00:47:34,344 That's 'cause I'm sensitive and not mean like you. You can't kick me out. 696 00:47:34,411 --> 00:47:37,990 I decorated the whole apartment. I even grouted the bathroom tiles myself. 697 00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:40,133 I'm just saying maybe you should start looking, that's all. 698 00:47:40,204 --> 00:47:42,277 - I hate you! I really do. - Hey, hey! Hey! 699 00:47:42,348 --> 00:47:45,578 I can hear you guys yelling from around the block. What's going on? 700 00:47:45,645 --> 00:47:48,231 - I wasn't yelling. She was yelling. - I was. I hate him! 701 00:47:48,301 --> 00:47:50,374 - Why? What did he do now? - Me? 702 00:47:50,446 --> 00:47:52,617 - That's a little presumptuous, don't you think? - He's kicking me out. 703 00:47:52,685 --> 00:47:54,922 Sam, I thought we spoke about this. 704 00:47:54,990 --> 00:47:57,893 We'll get our own place once I get a full-time position at the aquarium. 705 00:47:57,967 --> 00:48:00,814 - Until then, it's fine. I actually kind oflike it. - You do? 706 00:48:00,879 --> 00:48:02,734 Yeah. It's fun. 707 00:48:02,799 --> 00:48:04,807 I love living with the both of you. 708 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,557 - What's wrong? - Shit. 709 00:48:12,752 --> 00:48:14,607 She has a couple of dates tonight... 710 00:48:14,673 --> 00:48:17,423 - and her chest just broke out into hives. - Oh. 711 00:48:27,315 --> 00:48:29,901 Hey. I think- I don't know if you remember me... 712 00:48:29,971 --> 00:48:33,747 - but I think you drove me before. - Oh, you're not very fond of Florida... 713 00:48:33,812 --> 00:48:35,885 and when you refer to Ginger's companion... 714 00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:38,990 you're not talking about sushi or wasabi. 715 00:48:39,061 --> 00:48:40,916 Not bad. 716 00:48:40,981 --> 00:48:43,086 - Where's that funny accent of yours from? - Oh... 717 00:48:43,157 --> 00:48:45,296 a funny place called Scotland. 718 00:48:45,365 --> 00:48:47,951 - What brings you to New York? - Fame and fortune, of course. 719 00:48:48,021 --> 00:48:51,502 - Hmm. How's that goin'? - Well, let's see. 720 00:48:51,574 --> 00:48:53,484 I've had two auditions so far. 721 00:48:53,559 --> 00:48:56,788 The first one was for the lead in a tampon spot- 722 00:48:56,855 --> 00:48:59,157 the role of the tampon, of course- 723 00:48:59,223 --> 00:49:02,388 and then, uh, the second one was a voice-over... 724 00:49:02,456 --> 00:49:05,140 for a pest-control infomercial. 725 00:49:05,208 --> 00:49:07,095 And I didn't get that part. 726 00:49:07,161 --> 00:49:11,056 They, uh-They said that they thought roaches didn't have accents. 727 00:49:11,129 --> 00:49:15,253 I begged to differ, but I didn't want to seem argumentative. 728 00:49:15,321 --> 00:49:17,427 Hmm. 729 00:49:17,498 --> 00:49:20,465 Don't worry. I'm not contagious. 730 00:49:21,978 --> 00:49:25,274 - I'm not worried. - What can I say? I am a mess. 731 00:49:26,587 --> 00:49:28,627 You don't look like a mess. 732 00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:30,739 You look as cute as a button. 733 00:49:30,812 --> 00:49:32,852 And buttons aren't messy. 734 00:49:33,820 --> 00:49:36,024 Well, looks can be deceiving. 735 00:49:38,621 --> 00:49:41,436 You know, back home in Scotland, I was captain of the local football team. 736 00:49:41,501 --> 00:49:43,356 - Oh? - Yeah. 737 00:49:43,421 --> 00:49:45,756 And all my mates used to come to me with their problems. 738 00:49:45,822 --> 00:49:47,677 They said I was pretty good. 739 00:49:47,742 --> 00:49:49,750 So- 740 00:49:49,822 --> 00:49:53,051 I'm all ears if you want to talk to someone from the outside, you know? 741 00:49:53,119 --> 00:49:57,374 Hmm. That's sweet, but it would take all night to tackle my laundry list. 742 00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,295 Thanks. 743 00:50:00,416 --> 00:50:02,271 - Keep the change. - Thank you. 744 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,670 I'm crazy about you. 745 00:50:08,993 --> 00:50:11,230 And I'm counting the minutes until I see you again. 746 00:50:11,297 --> 00:50:13,631 - Hey, that's my line. - I'm an actor. 747 00:50:13,698 --> 00:50:15,585 We get paid to steal other people's lines. 748 00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:19,105 See ya. 749 00:50:19,171 --> 00:50:21,986 Uh, seriously, though- 750 00:50:22,051 --> 00:50:24,507 Could I give you a lift home tonight? 751 00:50:24,579 --> 00:50:28,377 I could come and fetch you about, say, just before midnight. 752 00:50:28,452 --> 00:50:30,623 No charge. 753 00:50:32,132 --> 00:50:34,915 - Okay. - Great. 754 00:50:50,566 --> 00:50:53,949 - Excuse me. Can I get another double vodka martini? - Sure. 755 00:50:54,023 --> 00:50:56,871 With three olives and a tiny splash of vermouth. 756 00:50:56,935 --> 00:51:00,067 - Okay. - And just a hint- a hint- of salt on the rim. 757 00:51:00,136 --> 00:51:02,919 - Yeah. - A little water, please, also? 758 00:51:02,985 --> 00:51:05,156 Of course. Would you like to hear the specials? 759 00:51:05,224 --> 00:51:07,080 - Please. - Yeah. - Fantastic. 760 00:51:07,145 --> 00:51:09,250 Tonight we have a braised lamb shank... 761 00:51:09,321 --> 00:51:11,231 marinated in a rosemary-lime sauce. 762 00:51:11,306 --> 00:51:13,761 That's served with a creamed pumpkin squash. 763 00:51:13,834 --> 00:51:15,722 We also have a grilled halibut steak... 764 00:51:15,786 --> 00:51:18,153 in a soy-tamari lemon-zest glaze. 765 00:51:18,218 --> 00:51:21,797 And that comes with grilled seaweed and an orange and almond salad. 766 00:51:21,867 --> 00:51:23,755 Do we know what we'd like? 767 00:51:23,819 --> 00:51:26,536 Yes. I'll have the halibut with the pumpkin squash and the rosemary-lime sauce... 768 00:51:26,604 --> 00:51:28,578 and not the soy-tamari-lemon stuff. 769 00:51:28,652 --> 00:51:32,166 Oh, that does sound good, doesn't it? Yeah, they don't come together. 770 00:51:32,237 --> 00:51:34,659 - Well, can you make 'em come together? - I'll try. 771 00:51:34,733 --> 00:51:36,642 Try hard. And I'll have the duck confit. 772 00:51:36,717 --> 00:51:39,205 Excellent. Coming right up. 773 00:51:39,277 --> 00:51:42,344 Conrad, I'm impressed. You duked the guy. I didn't know you had it in you. 774 00:51:42,414 --> 00:51:44,519 There's a lot in me that you don't know about. 775 00:51:44,590 --> 00:51:48,901 I'm a burnin'sex machine just waitin'to be used and abused by you. 776 00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:51,397 The harder, the better. 777 00:51:51,471 --> 00:51:53,708 Check, please. 778 00:51:56,112 --> 00:51:57,999 ...as much as I can, but it's not good. 779 00:51:58,064 --> 00:51:59,920 - How? - I don't know. 780 00:51:59,985 --> 00:52:02,352 So wait. Let me just get this straight. 781 00:52:02,417 --> 00:52:04,392 So you love Capra... 782 00:52:04,465 --> 00:52:06,287 you run in the park, you tango... 783 00:52:06,354 --> 00:52:09,616 you live for Italy, and you hate asparagus. 784 00:52:09,682 --> 00:52:11,755 Are you sure we weren't separated at birth? 785 00:52:11,826 --> 00:52:14,576 - You don't play poker, do you? - I've been playing with the same buddies... 786 00:52:14,643 --> 00:52:16,498 every Thursday since I was 15. 787 00:52:16,563 --> 00:52:18,473 I'm a five-card stud girl, myself. 788 00:52:18,547 --> 00:52:20,554 Closed hand, deuces wild. 789 00:52:20,627 --> 00:52:23,083 I love it when you talk dirty. 790 00:52:24,532 --> 00:52:26,474 This is actually fun. 791 00:52:26,548 --> 00:52:29,036 I have to admit. I usually dread the whole first-date thing. 792 00:52:29,108 --> 00:52:31,247 You know, the awkward lulls in the conversation. 793 00:52:31,317 --> 00:52:34,100 Then the anxious pain in the pit of my stomach when I can't wait... 794 00:52:34,165 --> 00:52:37,514 for the night to end, but I'm feeling no pain, no lulls. 795 00:52:37,589 --> 00:52:40,437 Yeah, I'm feeling rather painless and "lull-less" myself. 796 00:52:40,502 --> 00:52:43,088 - Cheers to that. - Cheers. 797 00:52:47,191 --> 00:52:51,152 But, uh, I do want to be honest with you about something. 798 00:52:51,224 --> 00:52:53,941 Oh, no. Honesty on the first date. That has a bad ring to it. 799 00:52:55,929 --> 00:52:58,831 See, I was so flattered with the way you asked me out in the elevator. 800 00:52:58,905 --> 00:53:01,491 - I know. Don't tell me. You're married. - Actually, I'm not married... 801 00:53:01,561 --> 00:53:04,278 but Stewart and I have been living together for years. 802 00:53:05,753 --> 00:53:08,121 - Yeah. - Stewart- 803 00:53:08,186 --> 00:53:10,968 - Am I a moron or what? - Don't be so hard on yourself. 804 00:53:11,035 --> 00:53:13,457 - I can't help it. I'm hopeless. - You're not. 805 00:53:13,530 --> 00:53:16,116 - I'm a walking Dear Abby column. - Hold on a minute, darling. 806 00:53:16,187 --> 00:53:18,970 All you need is some space... 807 00:53:19,035 --> 00:53:21,524 some fresh air and some perspective. 808 00:53:21,596 --> 00:53:25,077 Fresh air, space and perspective in New York City. 809 00:53:25,148 --> 00:53:27,799 Stick with me. 810 00:53:29,436 --> 00:53:31,673 This is unbelievable. 811 00:53:31,741 --> 00:53:33,684 Isn't this fantastic? 812 00:53:33,758 --> 00:53:35,962 Yeah, it's one of the perks of the job. 813 00:53:36,030 --> 00:53:38,070 I giveJimmy the doorman free rides... 814 00:53:38,142 --> 00:53:40,117 and he lets me come up here whenever I fancy. 815 00:53:40,191 --> 00:53:42,525 I love this city. 816 00:53:42,591 --> 00:53:45,176 Oh, me too. 817 00:53:45,247 --> 00:53:48,728 You know, it's funny, 'cause sometimes, up here... 818 00:53:48,799 --> 00:53:51,320 everything is so tall and grand. 819 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,295 Even my biggest problems, you know... 820 00:53:54,368 --> 00:53:56,889 suddenly seem very wee. 821 00:53:58,497 --> 00:54:03,865 Within seconds they just melt away like tiny dewdrops. 822 00:54:03,938 --> 00:54:07,321 You're so sweet. Thanks for cheering me up. 823 00:54:10,947 --> 00:54:13,151 Ah, it's my pleasure. 824 00:54:27,525 --> 00:54:30,427 Sorry. I couldn't resist. 825 00:54:30,501 --> 00:54:32,869 I've been wanting to do that... 826 00:54:32,934 --> 00:54:35,268 from the moment I saw your face in my rearview mirror. 827 00:54:35,334 --> 00:54:38,087 What's wrong? 828 00:54:38,214 --> 00:54:41,248 Oh, Christ. Was it awful? L- I'm a wee bit out of practice. 829 00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:43,905 No, it wasn't awful. You're a really nice kisser. 830 00:54:43,975 --> 00:54:46,757 Well, thank you. 831 00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,575 Your lips seem... 832 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,607 nice and supple too. 833 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,615 But I'm sensing that, uh- 834 00:54:58,761 --> 00:55:02,755 Your heart's not doing the Riverdance thing that mine is. 835 00:55:02,826 --> 00:55:04,735 Gordy, I'm sorry. 836 00:55:05,930 --> 00:55:08,265 - Oh. - For what? 837 00:55:08,330 --> 00:55:10,185 For being me. 838 00:55:10,251 --> 00:55:12,225 Ah, there's nothing wrong with that. 839 00:55:12,298 --> 00:55:14,852 I happen to think you're pretty dandy. 840 00:55:23,084 --> 00:55:24,939 So you're gay. 841 00:55:25,005 --> 00:55:27,176 Big deal. 842 00:55:27,245 --> 00:55:29,798 - How did you know? - Just a feeling, I suppose. 843 00:55:31,309 --> 00:55:35,271 That and the fact that you haven't shut up about Charlie all night. 844 00:55:37,390 --> 00:55:40,140 And every time you mentioned her name you got that little... 845 00:55:41,102 --> 00:55:43,885 sparkle thing in your eyes. 846 00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,585 - What am I gonna do now? - Ah. 847 00:55:48,656 --> 00:55:50,511 That's easy. 848 00:55:50,576 --> 00:55:52,431 You're gonna move on with your life... 849 00:55:52,496 --> 00:55:54,351 start being the person that you're supposed to be... 850 00:55:54,417 --> 00:55:57,679 instead of wasting your time pretending to be someone that you're not. 851 00:55:57,745 --> 00:55:59,655 I mean, crikey. 852 00:55:59,730 --> 00:56:02,480 Are you not exhausted? 853 00:56:02,546 --> 00:56:05,263 I am, but it's so much easier to keep pretending. 854 00:56:05,330 --> 00:56:09,225 Oh, but easy is so bloody boring! 855 00:56:10,419 --> 00:56:12,306 Isn't it? 856 00:56:15,348 --> 00:56:18,644 As your newfound friend... 857 00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:22,189 I am prescribing a remedy for you. 858 00:56:25,909 --> 00:56:28,048 That's part of the remedy. 859 00:56:29,269 --> 00:56:31,179 This is the remedy. 860 00:56:32,342 --> 00:56:35,442 "I am woman. Hear me roar. " 861 00:56:36,502 --> 00:56:39,601 Helen Reddy. She'll sort you out. 862 00:56:52,697 --> 00:56:55,697 There are a few things I'd like to know about you too. 863 00:56:55,769 --> 00:56:58,159 All right. What would you like to know? 864 00:56:58,233 --> 00:57:00,089 Oh, just about anything. 865 00:57:00,154 --> 00:57:02,259 Things you like. Things you don't like. 866 00:57:02,330 --> 00:57:06,225 Where you went to school. Who was your first beau. What you want out oflife. 867 00:57:06,299 --> 00:57:09,878 - Mmm. That's a tall order. Where shall I start? - Oh, my God. 868 00:57:09,947 --> 00:57:12,981 - Till the Clouds Roll By. - I guess I like what everyone likes. 869 00:57:13,052 --> 00:57:15,540 That's one of my favorite all-time movies. 870 00:57:15,612 --> 00:57:17,652 I know every line and every step. 871 00:57:17,724 --> 00:57:19,895 Me too. 872 00:57:24,894 --> 00:57:27,382 - Will you dance with me? - Oh, no, thank you. No. 873 00:57:27,454 --> 00:57:29,461 - Go ahead and dance with her. - No, no, I can't. 874 00:57:32,734 --> 00:57:34,589 Will you dance with me? 875 00:57:34,654 --> 00:57:37,589 I sure will, baby. Watch this. 876 00:57:37,663 --> 00:57:39,769 - Do you know this dance? - Yeah. 877 00:58:46,985 --> 00:58:49,057 What's goin' on? 878 00:58:49,129 --> 00:58:51,464 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 879 00:58:51,529 --> 00:58:53,668 I hate when you ask so many questions. It's so annoying. 880 00:58:53,737 --> 00:58:55,647 Sorry. You okay? 881 00:58:55,722 --> 00:58:58,854 - I'm fine. - All I asked was, what's going on? 882 00:58:58,923 --> 00:59:02,306 Nothing. I'm going to bed, okay? Got any questions you want to ask about that? 883 00:59:06,539 --> 00:59:08,874 She must be ovulating. 884 00:59:08,940 --> 00:59:11,307 I heard that. Huh? 885 00:59:14,285 --> 00:59:16,619 - How you doin'? - How you doin'? 886 00:59:20,110 --> 00:59:22,249 Mmm. She's the best. 887 00:59:22,318 --> 00:59:25,515 Strong, independent, feisty. 888 00:59:25,582 --> 00:59:28,135 - Who are you talking about? - Who else? Queen Oprah. 889 00:59:28,206 --> 00:59:31,523 Oprah. Oprah the Great. Oprah- I love her. 890 00:59:31,599 --> 00:59:33,541 Do you understand that I'm obsessed with her? 891 00:59:33,615 --> 00:59:36,583 Like, I think she is so great that she should start her own religion. 892 00:59:36,656 --> 00:59:39,242 I love her so much that if she and Steadman... 893 00:59:39,313 --> 00:59:41,255 couldn't have children and needed a little bit of help... 894 00:59:41,329 --> 00:59:43,184 I would surrogate a child for them. 895 00:59:43,249 --> 00:59:45,770 That's right, I would have Oprah's baby. That's how much I love her. 896 00:59:45,841 --> 00:59:48,077 Wow. That's a lot of love. 897 00:59:48,146 --> 00:59:51,441 Last night I was so inspired after watching her show about loving your body that- 898 00:59:51,506 --> 00:59:53,361 - Do you know what I did today? - What? 899 00:59:53,426 --> 00:59:55,663 - I quit Weight Watchers. - Get out! 900 00:59:55,731 --> 00:59:58,382 Yeah! Can you believe it? I quit. Fergie, "smergie. " 901 00:59:58,451 --> 01:00:00,818 I hate fiber. I like Mallomars. 902 01:00:00,883 --> 01:00:03,218 And if Dereck isn't going to love me for the tiny amount... 903 01:00:03,283 --> 01:00:05,226 of cellulite I have on the back of my thighs... 904 01:00:05,299 --> 01:00:08,595 - then fuck him- Screw that guy. - Yeah. 905 01:00:08,660 --> 01:00:11,443 This is the package, okay? It's exactly the same under the wrapping. 906 01:00:11,508 --> 01:00:15,186 This is the package. No exchanges, no returns. 907 01:00:15,253 --> 01:00:16,431 - Yes. - Right? 908 01:00:16,502 --> 01:00:17,679 - Hot! - Thank you. 909 01:00:17,750 --> 01:00:19,605 I mean, why does our society push us... 910 01:00:19,670 --> 01:00:22,004 to be perpetually uncomfortable with who we are? 911 01:00:22,070 --> 01:00:24,012 It's so messed up. You wanna know why? 912 01:00:24,087 --> 01:00:26,575 Here. This is why. "Boost your buttocks in five days. " 913 01:00:26,647 --> 01:00:29,014 "Luscious liposuction. " "The flawless face-lift. " 914 01:00:29,079 --> 01:00:30,967 That's why. Enough is enough. 915 01:00:31,031 --> 01:00:33,934 We need to stop letting society and-and media... 916 01:00:34,008 --> 01:00:36,080 and our religious leaders delegate who we are. 917 01:00:36,152 --> 01:00:38,422 You're amazing, and I'm even more amazing... 918 01:00:38,489 --> 01:00:42,351 and anybody who doesn't get it can go screw themselves! 919 01:00:46,489 --> 01:00:49,140 That felt fantastic. 920 01:00:50,490 --> 01:00:53,109 Spewing is a wonderful thing. 921 01:00:53,179 --> 01:00:55,862 Forget spinning classes. They should have spewing classes. 922 01:00:55,930 --> 01:00:59,543 That's what they should have. 923 01:01:02,460 --> 01:01:05,395 Where are you going? You have a creative meeting in five minutes. 924 01:01:14,910 --> 01:01:17,627 What are you doing here? 925 01:01:17,694 --> 01:01:19,996 - That page wasn't from you, was it? - It was. 926 01:01:20,062 --> 01:01:22,780 This better be good. I'm about to get prepped for surgery. What is it? 927 01:01:22,847 --> 01:01:24,757 - I need to tell you something. - I'm listening. 928 01:01:28,031 --> 01:01:29,624 Maybe you should just get prepped for surgery- 929 01:01:29,695 --> 01:01:31,550 Maybe you should perform the surgery. I'll come back later. 930 01:01:31,616 --> 01:01:33,755 Gray. 931 01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:36,671 I have to tell you something. It's not easy. 932 01:01:36,737 --> 01:01:39,071 It's really major, and I don't know how to say it. 933 01:01:39,136 --> 01:01:42,585 - Why don't you take three short breaths and one- - One long. 934 01:02:04,324 --> 01:02:06,976 - I'm gay. - What? 935 01:02:07,045 --> 01:02:09,696 - As in Marvin. - What? 936 01:02:09,765 --> 01:02:12,154 As in, take the "R" out of"Gray," and- Bingo! 937 01:02:15,878 --> 01:02:17,765 Oh. 938 01:02:30,408 --> 01:02:33,311 - That's great. - What about it is great? 939 01:02:33,385 --> 01:02:36,036 - It's great that you're coming out. - Don't tell me you knew. 940 01:02:36,105 --> 01:02:38,439 Gray, of course I knew. 941 01:02:38,506 --> 01:02:40,415 How can you know when I didn't even know? 942 01:02:40,489 --> 01:02:43,489 I'm smarter than you. I've known since second grade, when you had a crush on Mrs. Wertheimer... 943 01:02:43,561 --> 01:02:46,245 - and tried to look up her skirt. - She was cute, wasn't she? 944 01:02:46,314 --> 01:02:47,875 Tell you, I'm proud of you, Gray. 945 01:02:47,947 --> 01:02:52,104 - This is a big moment. This is huge. - It's big, all right... 946 01:02:52,171 --> 01:02:54,921 but there's one other thing I haven't told you, and it's even bigger. 947 01:02:54,987 --> 01:02:58,850 Bigger. Yeah. It can't possibly be bigger than this. 948 01:02:58,924 --> 01:03:01,793 - Well, I guess it depends on how you see it. - What is it? 949 01:03:03,661 --> 01:03:06,279 - I'm in love with her. - Who? 950 01:03:06,349 --> 01:03:07,659 - Her. - Who her? 951 01:03:07,725 --> 01:03:10,180 - Your wife. - Whose wife? 952 01:03:10,253 --> 01:03:12,196 Yours. I'm in love with Charlie. 953 01:03:12,269 --> 01:03:15,052 - Is this your idea of a bad joke? - I would never joke about it. 954 01:03:15,118 --> 01:03:17,420 I love the way she talked and walked and looked and felt... 955 01:03:17,486 --> 01:03:20,454 but it really kicked in after we kissed. 956 01:03:22,575 --> 01:03:24,430 Kissed? 957 01:03:24,495 --> 01:03:26,830 What do you mean, kissed? Are you saying you kissed my wife? 958 01:03:26,896 --> 01:03:28,620 Only once, and technically she wasn't your wife. 959 01:03:28,688 --> 01:03:31,208 It was the night before your wedding. 960 01:03:33,681 --> 01:03:36,016 I'm sorry. Look, I never expected this to happen. 961 01:03:36,081 --> 01:03:38,023 Just tell me off. Just yell at me. 962 01:03:38,097 --> 01:03:41,065 I know I'm a terrible person. I'm a terrible, terrible person. 963 01:03:41,138 --> 01:03:44,172 Gray, I want you to pack up your shit and get it out of the apartment... 964 01:03:44,243 --> 01:03:46,250 by the time I get home tonight, because we're done. 965 01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:48,265 All right? We're done. 966 01:04:32,345 --> 01:04:34,200 There has to be a reason. 967 01:04:34,265 --> 01:04:36,404 Why would she move out without talking to us about it... 968 01:04:36,474 --> 01:04:38,329 or even telling us where she was going? 969 01:04:38,394 --> 01:04:40,533 - Why are you so concerned? - What is that supposed to mean? 970 01:04:40,602 --> 01:04:42,228 It's not supposed to mean anything. 971 01:04:42,299 --> 01:04:44,438 - You seem obsessed about my sister, that's all. - That's ridiculous. 972 01:04:44,507 --> 01:04:46,362 - Is it? - I'm just worried about her. 973 01:04:46,427 --> 01:04:48,183 Aren't you happy we'll have the place to ourselves? 974 01:04:48,251 --> 01:04:50,357 - Of course I'm happy. - All right then. 975 01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:52,435 - That's not the issue. - What's the issue? 976 01:04:52,508 --> 01:04:54,418 Did you guys get in a fight or something? 977 01:04:54,493 --> 01:04:56,435 - What aren't you telling me? - I'm not telling you anything. 978 01:04:56,509 --> 01:04:58,516 - Is there something you want to tell me? - Like what? 979 01:04:58,588 --> 01:05:00,443 I don't know. You tell me. 980 01:05:00,509 --> 01:05:04,568 Sam, what's going on? You're acting weird. You love your sister. 981 01:05:04,638 --> 01:05:07,672 Yes, I love my sister. How about you? Do you love my sister? 982 01:05:07,742 --> 01:05:09,881 Of course I love your sister. I think she's great. 983 01:05:09,951 --> 01:05:11,806 "Great. " How great? 984 01:05:11,871 --> 01:05:14,140 - What are you getting at? - Nothing. Nothing. 985 01:05:14,207 --> 01:05:17,338 You know what? I'm late. I gotta go, okay? I'll see you later. 986 01:05:17,407 --> 01:05:19,262 Sam? 987 01:06:03,910 --> 01:06:07,707 So as you can see, the consumers love to think of nothing but C-Pro. 988 01:06:07,782 --> 01:06:10,204 - B-Pro. - What? 989 01:06:10,279 --> 01:06:13,924 - B-Pro. You said "C-Pro. " - I did? 990 01:06:13,991 --> 01:06:16,326 Yeah, you said C-Pro. I'm very sorry. 991 01:06:16,392 --> 01:06:19,359 Would you excuse me for a minute? I have to get a glass of water. 992 01:06:19,432 --> 01:06:21,091 Take your time. 993 01:06:24,552 --> 01:06:27,553 I'll be back in just one minute. I'll... be back. 994 01:06:27,626 --> 01:06:31,521 Gray, hang in there. You're doing just fine. 995 01:06:31,594 --> 01:06:33,896 - No, I'm not doing fine. I'm the Titanic. - No! 996 01:06:33,962 --> 01:06:35,850 - Yes. - You just gotta-You gotta get focused. 997 01:06:35,914 --> 01:06:38,435 You gotta center yourself, and you gotta march back in there... 998 01:06:38,506 --> 01:06:40,362 and you show them who's the boss. 999 01:06:40,427 --> 01:06:42,566 Who's the Boss? I hated that show. I love Alyssa Milano. 1000 01:06:42,635 --> 01:06:45,483 I don't like Tony Danza, and Judith Light had really weird hair, but- 1001 01:06:45,548 --> 01:06:47,817 Gray! You gotta focus. Focus, okay? 1002 01:06:47,884 --> 01:06:51,114 You gotta get out of your head and get into your body. 1003 01:06:51,180 --> 01:06:52,871 Get out of your head and into your body. 1004 01:06:52,941 --> 01:06:54,796 Get out of your head and into your body. 1005 01:06:54,861 --> 01:06:56,869 Get out of your head. Get out of your head. 1006 01:06:56,941 --> 01:06:59,330 Get out of your head and into your body. 1007 01:06:59,406 --> 01:07:01,741 Take a deep breath. Feel your feet on the ground. 1008 01:07:01,806 --> 01:07:04,462 Center yourself. 1009 01:07:04,589 --> 01:07:06,084 - And go. - Go. 1010 01:07:06,158 --> 01:07:07,914 Go. 1011 01:07:07,982 --> 01:07:10,917 Gimme a "P."Gimme an "R." 1012 01:07:10,990 --> 01:07:12,932 Gimme an "O." 1013 01:07:13,006 --> 01:07:15,974 What's that spell? 1014 01:07:16,047 --> 01:07:18,797 B- Pro! 1015 01:07:18,864 --> 01:07:21,101 Yeah! Whoo! 1016 01:07:23,664 --> 01:07:25,519 Lana, what the hell are you doing? 1017 01:07:25,585 --> 01:07:28,335 I promoted Miss Valentine to creative executive on the Bartlett account... 1018 01:07:28,401 --> 01:07:31,216 because I thought it would be best to show Julia two perspectives. 1019 01:07:31,281 --> 01:07:33,900 - You mean the one of her tits and the one of her ass? - Gray! 1020 01:07:33,970 --> 01:07:36,337 I'm sure that Lana has 36 double-D ideas... 1021 01:07:36,401 --> 01:07:40,231 for the account, and I'll just give you your privacy to fondle through them. 1022 01:07:43,282 --> 01:07:45,738 I think that was a brilliant comeback. Clever and descriptive. 1023 01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:47,721 I'm sure it cost me my job. 1024 01:07:47,795 --> 01:07:50,130 Well, with copy like that, they should be begging you to stay. 1025 01:07:50,195 --> 01:07:52,683 Here. Drink that while it's still hot. 1026 01:07:54,133 --> 01:07:58,443 That, young lady, is my granny's secret recipe. 1027 01:07:58,517 --> 01:08:01,900 Mmm! This is so good. What's in this? 1028 01:08:01,973 --> 01:08:05,650 Oh, uh, tea, milk, honey and a wee bit of nutmeg. 1029 01:08:05,718 --> 01:08:08,533 Gordy, you are amazing. 1030 01:08:08,598 --> 01:08:11,827 You barely know me and you're such a great friend. 1031 01:08:11,895 --> 01:08:15,605 You're gonna make some lucky girl very happy one day. 1032 01:08:17,079 --> 01:08:18,967 So are you. 1033 01:08:23,033 --> 01:08:24,888 God, everything is so complicated. 1034 01:08:24,953 --> 01:08:27,855 If it was 30 years ago, I could just move away and join a convent. 1035 01:08:27,929 --> 01:08:31,672 Those outfits are so hideous. 1036 01:08:32,697 --> 01:08:34,999 You know, if you want my advice- 1037 01:08:35,066 --> 01:08:38,995 and I don't suppose you do, but I'm going to give it to you anyway. 1038 01:08:39,066 --> 01:08:42,645 - I think you have to go and talk to Charlie. - About what? 1039 01:08:42,715 --> 01:08:44,504 You have to tell her the truth. 1040 01:08:44,571 --> 01:08:46,000 - I can't do that. - Yes, you can. 1041 01:08:46,076 --> 01:08:48,083 - I can't. - Yes, you can. 1042 01:08:48,156 --> 01:08:51,288 I mean, for all you know, she might feel the same way about you. 1043 01:08:51,356 --> 01:08:54,106 Come on. Her name is Charlie. You've got a shot. 1044 01:08:54,172 --> 01:08:56,180 But you won't know that until you talk to her. 1045 01:08:56,253 --> 01:08:59,253 What if I made it up? What if she doesn't even remember the kiss? 1046 01:08:59,325 --> 01:09:02,075 What if you go through your entire life saying, "What if?" 1047 01:09:02,142 --> 01:09:03,898 What happens if she does feel the same way? 1048 01:09:03,966 --> 01:09:05,755 What about Sam? He'll never talk to me again. 1049 01:09:05,822 --> 01:09:08,343 - He doesn't talk to you now. - That's just 'cause he hates me. 1050 01:09:08,415 --> 01:09:10,325 And do you foresee that ever changing? 1051 01:09:10,399 --> 01:09:13,782 - He can't hate me forever. - Mm-hmm. Just drink your tea. 1052 01:09:17,504 --> 01:09:19,359 This is so good. 1053 01:09:19,424 --> 01:09:21,367 Are you sure this is just tea, nutmeg and honey? 1054 01:09:21,441 --> 01:09:24,376 Wee bit of whiskey. 1055 01:09:24,449 --> 01:09:27,034 - Would you like some shortbread? - Mmm! 1056 01:09:27,105 --> 01:09:28,960 What kind of shortbread is this? 1057 01:09:29,026 --> 01:09:31,546 Mmm, short. 1058 01:09:31,682 --> 01:09:33,984 God, they're so beautiful and magical and peaceful. 1059 01:09:34,050 --> 01:09:35,905 Will they have babies here? 1060 01:09:35,970 --> 01:09:39,386 I don't think so. That's Lucy, and she's Ethel. 1061 01:09:39,459 --> 01:09:41,314 - They're an item? - Mm-hmm. 1062 01:09:41,379 --> 01:09:43,386 They never spend a moment apart. It's very common. 1063 01:09:43,459 --> 01:09:46,722 I'm actually doing a study on homosexuality among mammals. 1064 01:09:46,788 --> 01:09:48,577 - You are? - I'm concentrating on whales... 1065 01:09:48,645 --> 01:09:51,547 but did you know that over 50% of elephants are gay? 1066 01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:54,174 - How do they test that? - They pipe in the Village People... 1067 01:09:54,245 --> 01:09:56,253 over loudspeakers and watch their feet. 1068 01:09:57,765 --> 01:10:00,635 I'm kidding. 1069 01:10:00,710 --> 01:10:02,620 So where've you been hiding? 1070 01:10:02,694 --> 01:10:06,175 I've left three messages and no answer, and Sam won't say a word. 1071 01:10:06,246 --> 01:10:08,385 I'm sorry. I've just been a little preoccupied. 1072 01:10:08,455 --> 01:10:10,397 Anything you want to talk about? 1073 01:10:10,472 --> 01:10:14,498 Do you remember that night we spent together in Las Vegas before you got married to Sam? 1074 01:10:14,568 --> 01:10:17,438 Barely. I mean, I remember having a great time... 1075 01:10:17,512 --> 01:10:20,546 but I think you got me too drunk to remember anything else. 1076 01:10:21,865 --> 01:10:23,720 Why? Did I say something really stupid? 1077 01:10:23,785 --> 01:10:27,047 - It's not what you said. - God. What did I do? 1078 01:10:27,113 --> 01:10:30,147 I don't know if you did anything. It might have just been me. 1079 01:10:30,218 --> 01:10:33,383 - Oh, my God. I remember. - You do? 1080 01:10:33,451 --> 01:10:37,029 - Yes. I'm such an idiot. - No, you're not. 1081 01:10:37,099 --> 01:10:39,074 How could you let your brother marry me? 1082 01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:41,482 I didn't know if you were conscious of what was going on. 1083 01:10:41,548 --> 01:10:43,588 Of course I was conscious. I'm so embarrassed. 1084 01:10:43,660 --> 01:10:46,082 Don't be. I'm so relieved we're talking about it. 1085 01:10:46,156 --> 01:10:48,677 - Was I completely off-key? - What? 1086 01:10:48,748 --> 01:10:50,636 I sounded like a cat in heat, didn't I? 1087 01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:53,002 Is that what you think we're talking about? 1088 01:10:53,070 --> 01:10:55,110 Oh, God. Did I do something else? 1089 01:11:01,870 --> 01:11:04,838 - No. That was it. - Are you sure? 1090 01:11:04,911 --> 01:11:07,050 - Yeah. - Tell the truth. 1091 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:09,225 Did you try to convince Sam not to marry me? 1092 01:11:09,296 --> 01:11:12,558 There was no convincing him. Trust me. If I could have, I would have. 1093 01:11:13,712 --> 01:11:16,909 You know, every morning I wake up before Sam does... 1094 01:11:16,977 --> 01:11:19,279 and I just watch him. 1095 01:11:19,345 --> 01:11:21,996 I just lie there and stare. 1096 01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:26,535 And I love the way his nose wrinkles when he's dreaming... 1097 01:11:26,610 --> 01:11:29,610 and the little purring sound that he makes when he's about to wake up. 1098 01:11:29,682 --> 01:11:32,879 And the way that he keeps his hand on my thigh the whole night... 1099 01:11:32,946 --> 01:11:36,362 just to let me know that he's there. 1100 01:11:36,435 --> 01:11:39,599 And I know it may seem crazy... 1101 01:11:39,667 --> 01:11:42,832 but love is crazy, isn't it? 1102 01:11:42,901 --> 01:11:45,683 It sure is. 1103 01:12:24,634 --> 01:12:26,609 - Hey. - Hey. 1104 01:12:26,682 --> 01:12:30,457 I was cleaning out the closet. I found Dad's old projector. 1105 01:12:32,027 --> 01:12:33,882 Is that you? 1106 01:12:33,947 --> 01:12:36,184 Yeah. 1107 01:12:36,252 --> 01:12:38,107 Cute little surgeon, wasn't I? 1108 01:12:42,173 --> 01:12:45,370 You're so lucky. I never had a brother or sister. 1109 01:12:49,534 --> 01:12:51,443 Oh! 1110 01:12:59,199 --> 01:13:01,338 I don't know what's going on between the two of you... 1111 01:13:01,407 --> 01:13:04,506 but you have to work it out, Sam. 1112 01:13:04,575 --> 01:13:06,518 Just talk to her. 1113 01:13:18,594 --> 01:13:20,569 - You wanted to see me? - Oh, yeah. Gray. 1114 01:13:20,642 --> 01:13:24,832 Seems Julia wasn't thrilled with the way our last presentation went. 1115 01:13:24,898 --> 01:13:26,753 Why don't you go ahead and fire me? 1116 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:29,088 I don't need to be embarrassed or humiliated or patronized anymore. 1117 01:13:29,155 --> 01:13:32,865 - Actually, I was gonna give you a promotion, but- - What? 1118 01:13:32,931 --> 01:13:35,834 I asked Jordan to make you the executive creative director on my account... 1119 01:13:35,908 --> 01:13:39,553 and to give you free rein to do whatever you want. 1120 01:13:39,621 --> 01:13:42,338 Carrie told me that the cheerleader idea was yours. 1121 01:13:42,405 --> 01:13:45,123 I think you have great ideas. 1122 01:13:45,190 --> 01:13:48,539 You just haven't been given the freedom to explore them fully. 1123 01:13:48,614 --> 01:13:53,535 I like your energy, your spunk, your candidness... 1124 01:13:53,606 --> 01:13:55,974 and I think with the right support... 1125 01:13:56,039 --> 01:13:58,592 you're gonna give me exactly what I'm looking for. 1126 01:13:58,663 --> 01:14:00,518 Wow! 1127 01:14:00,583 --> 01:14:03,813 - I don't know what to say. - Sorry to interrupt, Gray... 1128 01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:07,492 but your 12::00 meeting with Brother Electronics is in the small conference room. 1129 01:14:07,561 --> 01:14:10,376 Oh, I don't have a 12:00 meeting with Brother Electronics. 1130 01:14:10,441 --> 01:14:12,580 They said they confirmed it with your office. 1131 01:14:12,649 --> 01:14:14,853 Please, go ahead. I don't want to hold you up. 1132 01:14:14,921 --> 01:14:16,961 Thank you so much. You will not be sorry. 1133 01:14:17,033 --> 01:14:19,652 Thank you, Mr. Phillips. I will not let you down. 1134 01:14:23,691 --> 01:14:27,107 Isn't she adorable? 1135 01:14:31,372 --> 01:14:34,372 Hi! Sorry I'm late. I didn't have you in my book. 1136 01:14:37,741 --> 01:14:39,651 Hey. 1137 01:14:41,197 --> 01:14:43,434 See, you forgot your toothbrush... 1138 01:14:43,502 --> 01:14:47,943 and I figured a toothbrush that is part hard, part soft bristles... 1139 01:14:48,014 --> 01:14:49,989 must be hard to come by. 1140 01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:54,826 Is that all? You just came to give me my toothbrush? 1141 01:14:54,895 --> 01:14:57,448 And to say I'm sorry. 1142 01:14:57,519 --> 01:15:00,519 I overreacted- Little bit. Not a lot. Little bit. 1143 01:15:00,591 --> 01:15:02,479 After all, you have to admit... 1144 01:15:02,544 --> 01:15:05,741 it's a pretty exceptional situation, right? 1145 01:15:05,808 --> 01:15:07,947 - Uh-huh. - On the other hand... 1146 01:15:08,016 --> 01:15:09,871 I'm not quite sure why I got so surprised... 1147 01:15:09,937 --> 01:15:11,824 'cause if you think about it... 1148 01:15:11,889 --> 01:15:15,502 it's almost inevitable that you and I would end up liking the same girl, isn't it? 1149 01:15:15,570 --> 01:15:17,709 You're acting - You're acting very rational. It's too rational. 1150 01:15:17,778 --> 01:15:19,633 You used to do this when we were kids. 1151 01:15:19,698 --> 01:15:21,553 Then I'd turn around and you'd tackle me. 1152 01:15:21,618 --> 01:15:23,757 I should be getting my knees in the lock-down position. 1153 01:15:23,827 --> 01:15:25,933 You know, Gray- 1154 01:15:26,004 --> 01:15:29,266 Gray, you're not just my sister. You're my best friend. 1155 01:15:29,332 --> 01:15:31,754 You know that, right? 1156 01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:34,130 Being without you I feel like one half of me is missing. 1157 01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:36,051 Lately I've been feeling very lopsided. 1158 01:15:36,116 --> 01:15:39,183 - Oh, Sam. - Just 'cause you're totally gay... 1159 01:15:39,253 --> 01:15:42,155 and in love with my wife doesn't mean we can't work things out. 1160 01:15:43,189 --> 01:15:45,677 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1161 01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:49,166 - Oh, my God! - Ooh. Now, this is good. 1162 01:15:49,239 --> 01:15:51,443 I knew it wasn't me. I knew it wasn't me! 1163 01:15:56,824 --> 01:16:00,469 - Oh, my- - Gray! 1164 01:16:00,536 --> 01:16:03,155 Gray! Gray! 1165 01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:05,363 How ya doin'? How ya doin'? Nothin' to see here, folks. 1166 01:16:05,433 --> 01:16:07,255 Put your eyes back in your heads. 1167 01:16:16,218 --> 01:16:18,074 Hey, what- 1168 01:16:18,139 --> 01:16:21,554 - What are you doing? - I wanna die right now, in this elevator. 1169 01:16:21,627 --> 01:16:23,995 - I never wanna see another human being ever again. - No. Look. 1170 01:16:24,060 --> 01:16:25,915 Gray, listen to me. This is not as bad- 1171 01:16:25,980 --> 01:16:27,835 Who cares what those people think? 1172 01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:30,803 I care. They're probably calling Jerry Springer right now as we speak. 1173 01:16:30,877 --> 01:16:33,365 No. No, they're not. I don't think he has a show anymore. 1174 01:16:33,437 --> 01:16:35,925 - I'm sorry. - Sorry for what? 1175 01:16:35,997 --> 01:16:38,233 For having to be related to me. 1176 01:16:38,302 --> 01:16:41,019 - Gray, don't be ridiculous. - Oh, I just feel- 1177 01:16:41,086 --> 01:16:43,388 Gray, look. You're just- You're just coming out, okay? 1178 01:16:43,454 --> 01:16:46,040 - I am never coming out of this elevator. - This is probably... 1179 01:16:46,110 --> 01:16:48,314 the biggest revelation of your entire life. 1180 01:16:48,382 --> 01:16:50,238 It's normal to be going nuts. 1181 01:16:50,303 --> 01:16:52,212 - It's normal. - I don't feel normal. 1182 01:16:52,287 --> 01:16:55,070 I'm sick and tired of everyone saying it's normal, it's typical, it's ordinary. 1183 01:16:55,136 --> 01:16:57,176 I don't feel any of those things. 1184 01:16:57,248 --> 01:16:59,518 Well, how do you feel? 1185 01:17:02,753 --> 01:17:04,793 - Lonely. - Why? 1186 01:17:04,865 --> 01:17:07,931 Because I'm never gonna be able to walk down the street... 1187 01:17:08,001 --> 01:17:10,042 holding hands with my partner... 1188 01:17:10,114 --> 01:17:12,961 without the rest of the world giving us a look. 1189 01:17:13,027 --> 01:17:15,842 I may never have the wedding that I once dreamed of... 1190 01:17:15,907 --> 01:17:18,242 and I may never have children... 1191 01:17:18,307 --> 01:17:20,380 and one day, when I die... 1192 01:17:20,452 --> 01:17:23,103 people will never give as much respect to my grieving lover... 1193 01:17:23,172 --> 01:17:25,823 as if she were my husband. 1194 01:17:35,173 --> 01:17:37,475 Gray... 1195 01:17:37,542 --> 01:17:40,445 it's not as if you made a choice. 1196 01:17:40,518 --> 01:17:42,690 That's what terrifies me. 1197 01:17:42,758 --> 01:17:46,020 It's so much easier to be someone else. 1198 01:17:46,086 --> 01:17:49,665 Do you remember when we were kids- 1199 01:17:49,735 --> 01:17:52,288 you would have been about six- 1200 01:17:52,359 --> 01:17:55,881 and Dad came home to tell Mom he was leaving her for Mrs. Rosemont. 1201 01:17:56,008 --> 01:17:57,797 Yeah. 1202 01:17:57,864 --> 01:18:00,898 Remember we stayed in the closet all night... 1203 01:18:00,969 --> 01:18:04,744 just cuddled up like two little mice and... 1204 01:18:05,770 --> 01:18:07,777 listened to their whole fight. 1205 01:18:11,691 --> 01:18:13,600 I was... 1206 01:18:16,011 --> 01:18:18,378 so angry. 1207 01:18:18,443 --> 01:18:21,673 I was... hurt. I was just- 1208 01:18:23,019 --> 01:18:25,769 I was mad, and I wanted to go out there and kick his ass... 1209 01:18:25,837 --> 01:18:29,699 - and you remember what you said to me? - Hmm. 1210 01:18:29,773 --> 01:18:32,294 You were just six... 1211 01:18:32,366 --> 01:18:35,628 but you said it was gonna be okay... 1212 01:18:35,694 --> 01:18:37,767 that Dad was not gonna live a lie... 1213 01:18:37,838 --> 01:18:40,227 that he was gonna try and be happy... 1214 01:18:42,351 --> 01:18:45,221 and that everyone deserved to be happy. 1215 01:18:45,295 --> 01:18:47,183 I said that? 1216 01:18:47,247 --> 01:18:49,582 - Yeah. - I was so profound. 1217 01:18:52,432 --> 01:18:54,734 Why are you being so nice to me? 1218 01:18:54,801 --> 01:18:57,965 - You should hate me. - For what? For having good taste? 1219 01:18:58,961 --> 01:19:00,848 You never have to worry about it. 1220 01:19:00,914 --> 01:19:03,085 I mean, she's completely, madly, passionately... 1221 01:19:03,153 --> 01:19:05,968 like cow-jump-over-the-moon in love with you. 1222 01:19:06,034 --> 01:19:08,009 - Really? - Yeah. 1223 01:19:09,106 --> 01:19:11,856 That's great... for me. Not so great for you. 1224 01:19:11,923 --> 01:19:15,272 But you're not gonna make me feel guilty for this are you? 1225 01:19:15,347 --> 01:19:17,486 Mm-mmm. 1226 01:19:17,555 --> 01:19:19,443 Gray, you know what? 1227 01:19:19,508 --> 01:19:21,996 You can't expect the first girl that you fall in love with... 1228 01:19:22,068 --> 01:19:23,923 to love you back. 1229 01:19:23,988 --> 01:19:25,844 That's-That's not how it works. 1230 01:19:25,909 --> 01:19:29,226 That would be the equivalent of settling down when you were age 12. 1231 01:19:29,301 --> 01:19:32,019 You haven't gone through gay puberty yet. 1232 01:19:34,710 --> 01:19:37,744 - I think I'm ready to come out. - To everyone? 1233 01:19:37,814 --> 01:19:40,302 - No. Of the elevator. - Of the elevator. 1234 01:19:48,056 --> 01:19:50,260 I should have broken up with Dereck ages ago. 1235 01:19:50,328 --> 01:19:52,183 I am having the best time. 1236 01:19:52,249 --> 01:19:54,900 - So what about you? Have you met anyone yet? - Not yet. 1237 01:19:54,969 --> 01:19:57,271 Really? Girls should be lining up around the block for you. 1238 01:19:57,337 --> 01:19:59,192 - What's your type? - I don't have a type. 1239 01:19:59,257 --> 01:20:01,745 I mean, like the basics. Like, brunette, blonde, short, tall? 1240 01:20:01,817 --> 01:20:03,672 It depends, I guess. 1241 01:20:03,738 --> 01:20:05,909 - Funny. You need funny. - Funny would be good. 1242 01:20:05,978 --> 01:20:07,888 - And stylish. No Birkenstocks. - That's for sure. 1243 01:20:07,963 --> 01:20:09,818 And for the love of God, don't wind up... 1244 01:20:09,883 --> 01:20:11,923 with one of those ladies who doesn't believe in waxing. 1245 01:20:11,995 --> 01:20:14,417 - You're killing me. - Can I ask you a question? 1246 01:20:14,492 --> 01:20:16,347 - Yeah. - Have you ever been attracted to me? 1247 01:20:16,412 --> 01:20:18,267 - No. - Really? 1248 01:20:18,332 --> 01:20:20,187 - No. - Not even a little? 1249 01:20:20,253 --> 01:20:22,325 - No. - Huh. Oh. 1250 01:20:22,396 --> 01:20:25,244 Not even last year, when I was in shape after taking those Pilates classes? 1251 01:20:25,309 --> 01:20:27,829 Or last week when I wore that pink MarcJacobs dress to work... 1252 01:20:27,901 --> 01:20:29,756 and you told me how cute I looked? 1253 01:20:29,821 --> 01:20:32,724 You looked so cute. You are cute, but, you know, not cute that way, cute. 1254 01:20:32,798 --> 01:20:34,653 Hmm. Wow. That's so depressing. 1255 01:20:34,718 --> 01:20:37,817 It's not like I'm into girls, but if I was a girl who was into girls... 1256 01:20:37,887 --> 01:20:40,026 I'd definitely be into me, 'cause I think I'm a catch. 1257 01:20:40,095 --> 01:20:42,648 You are a catch, but, uh, I don't know, you're not my type. 1258 01:20:42,719 --> 01:20:44,694 Hmm. But you said you don't have a type. 1259 01:20:44,767 --> 01:20:47,768 - You gotta stop talking about this. - All right. 1260 01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:49,946 Wait. Don't you usually have therapy at lunchtime on Thursdays? 1261 01:20:50,017 --> 01:20:52,832 Oh, my God. I'm so late. Shoot. 1262 01:20:54,337 --> 01:20:57,534 Okay. You know, I don't really want to go, so watch this. 1263 01:21:00,802 --> 01:21:02,657 Sydney, it's Gray. 1264 01:21:02,722 --> 01:21:05,243 I'm sorry I'm late, but I don't wanna go to the batting cages... 1265 01:21:05,315 --> 01:21:07,835 and I don't wanna go rock climbing or bowling or anywhere with you... 1266 01:21:07,907 --> 01:21:09,817 'cause I'm feeling really good about myself... 1267 01:21:09,891 --> 01:21:12,739 and I don't think you're a very good therapist for me, so you're fired. 1268 01:21:12,804 --> 01:21:14,692 Thank you, and have a nice day. 1269 01:21:14,756 --> 01:21:17,374 - That was crazy. - Can you believe I just did that? 1270 01:21:17,444 --> 01:21:19,354 That was amazing. 1271 01:21:19,429 --> 01:21:22,397 Do you want to get a mani-pedi before we go back to work? 1272 01:21:22,469 --> 01:21:24,356 - Sure. I need a pedicure. - Yeah. 1273 01:21:24,422 --> 01:21:27,139 What if I dyed my hair red? Would you be attracted to me then? 1274 01:21:27,206 --> 01:21:29,116 - Yes. - Really? 1275 01:21:29,190 --> 01:21:32,005 - You're hot. - Ooh, mah-moo! 1276 01:21:45,992 --> 01:21:48,513 I can't go through with this. 1277 01:21:48,585 --> 01:21:51,881 - Yes, you can. - Why do I have to? 1278 01:21:51,945 --> 01:21:54,564 Because you're gay, and you have to start behavin' like it. 1279 01:21:54,634 --> 01:21:56,968 What am I supposed to do? Wear a sign on my forehead? 1280 01:21:57,033 --> 01:21:58,976 No, but you haven't had sex with a woman yet... 1281 01:21:59,050 --> 01:22:01,254 and, you know, that's like being black... 1282 01:22:01,322 --> 01:22:03,711 and never having listened to theJackson Five... 1283 01:22:03,787 --> 01:22:06,209 or being Jewish and never having a knish... 1284 01:22:06,283 --> 01:22:09,131 or being Indian and never having had a curry or being- 1285 01:22:09,196 --> 01:22:11,717 Or being Scottish and not keeping your mouth shut? 1286 01:22:11,787 --> 01:22:13,992 - I suppose so. Come on. - Hi. 1287 01:22:17,869 --> 01:22:19,909 Sorry. No men allowed. 1288 01:22:19,981 --> 01:22:21,836 Wh- Isn't that against the law? 1289 01:22:21,901 --> 01:22:24,040 - And I'm only goin' in for a wee minute. - Yeah. 1290 01:22:24,110 --> 01:22:27,885 - No exceptions. No men. - Forget it. 1291 01:22:27,951 --> 01:22:29,860 Well, just go in by yourself. 1292 01:22:29,934 --> 01:22:32,138 I can't go in by myself. Are you kidding? 1293 01:22:32,206 --> 01:22:34,149 I have an idea. 1294 01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:41,960 I would like an Apricot Sour, please. 1295 01:22:43,568 --> 01:22:46,023 I'll have a Cosmo. Not too much cranberry. 1296 01:22:46,096 --> 01:22:48,104 And a touch of lemon and a squeeze of lime. 1297 01:22:48,177 --> 01:22:50,032 And a little bit of sugar on the rim. 1298 01:22:50,097 --> 01:22:52,618 Comin' up. 1299 01:22:52,690 --> 01:22:54,599 Apricot Sour? 1300 01:22:54,674 --> 01:22:56,944 I thought that was what you women drank, for Christ's sakes. 1301 01:22:57,010 --> 01:23:01,004 - One of your eyelashes is coming off. - Give me a mirror, quick. 1302 01:23:06,323 --> 01:23:08,942 Hi. Can I buy you a drink? 1303 01:23:12,372 --> 01:23:16,366 Oh, no. Um, I don't drink. 1304 01:23:16,437 --> 01:23:18,510 See, but thanks. 1305 01:23:19,605 --> 01:23:21,460 You don't? 1306 01:23:27,254 --> 01:23:29,906 Shut up. 1307 01:23:32,727 --> 01:23:35,346 This is quite tasty, actually. 1308 01:23:42,904 --> 01:23:45,326 Let's get out of here. I'm not gonna meet anyone here. 1309 01:23:45,401 --> 01:23:47,157 Hey, give it a minute. 1310 01:23:57,179 --> 01:23:59,252 Oh, my God. It's Julia Bartlett. 1311 01:23:59,323 --> 01:24:02,105 - Quick, quick. I gotta get out of here. - Why? 1312 01:24:02,171 --> 01:24:05,947 - Can't have her see me in a gay bar. - Hello. Is there anybody in? 1313 01:24:07,772 --> 01:24:09,845 No. Her? You think? 1314 01:24:09,917 --> 01:24:11,859 Gray, did your mom ever tell you... 1315 01:24:11,933 --> 01:24:14,137 what your I.Q. Scores were? 1316 01:24:16,542 --> 01:24:18,876 - Hi, Gray. - Hello. 1317 01:24:18,941 --> 01:24:20,600 - It's nice to see you. - Nice to see you too. 1318 01:24:20,670 --> 01:24:23,387 I'm just taking a break from working on your account. 1319 01:24:23,454 --> 01:24:26,138 Gray, I didn't come over here to check up on you. 1320 01:24:30,111 --> 01:24:32,795 Um, hello. 1321 01:24:32,864 --> 01:24:34,457 Uh, my name's Georgette. 1322 01:24:34,528 --> 01:24:35,805 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 1323 01:24:35,872 --> 01:24:37,912 And, uh, lovely. 1324 01:24:37,984 --> 01:24:40,603 And I'm just gonna leave you two to, uh- 1325 01:24:40,673 --> 01:24:43,968 to, uh- to catch up on everything. 1326 01:24:44,033 --> 01:24:45,725 - Mmm. Lovely. - Don't go. 1327 01:24:45,794 --> 01:24:48,128 Yeah, it was lovely to see you too. Really nice. Really nice. 1328 01:24:48,193 --> 01:24:51,423 Dutch way-Three kisses. So, uh- 1329 01:24:51,490 --> 01:24:54,305 Fine. It's fine. 1330 01:24:54,371 --> 01:24:58,594 I'm fine. You're fine. Everything's gonna be fine, and I've got to go now. Bye. 1331 01:25:04,996 --> 01:25:07,233 You really surprised me the other day. 1332 01:25:07,300 --> 01:25:09,821 I had no idea you were gay. 1333 01:25:09,893 --> 01:25:12,708 That makes two of us. 1334 01:25:12,773 --> 01:25:14,748 You're not just coming out, are you? 1335 01:25:14,821 --> 01:25:17,243 Put it this way. 1336 01:25:17,318 --> 01:25:20,133 My hotel's been closed for a long time... 1337 01:25:20,198 --> 01:25:22,948 but tonight's the grand opening. 1338 01:25:23,014 --> 01:25:25,186 There have been a few fake openings... 1339 01:25:25,255 --> 01:25:27,972 but tonight's the real deal. 1340 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:32,513 L- No, I don't understand. 1341 01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:37,186 Yes, I'm just coming out. 1342 01:25:39,081 --> 01:25:41,830 I don't think anyone in here will mind. 1343 01:25:49,546 --> 01:25:52,230 You really are adorable. 1344 01:25:52,299 --> 01:25:54,601 I always thought so. 1345 01:25:54,667 --> 01:25:56,522 Really? 1346 01:25:56,587 --> 01:26:01,192 From day one, in that little cream, pin-striped suit you were wearing. 1347 01:26:02,220 --> 01:26:04,162 I like that suit too. 1348 01:26:04,236 --> 01:26:07,051 I think I got it at, uh, Banana Republic. 1349 01:26:07,116 --> 01:26:09,899 Or maybe it was, uh, Emporio Armani. 1350 01:26:09,965 --> 01:26:12,300 Actually, it could have been Barneys, but the shirt was from Bloomies. 1351 01:26:12,366 --> 01:26:17,484 Listen. I have this beautiful bottle of cognac... 1352 01:26:17,550 --> 01:26:20,453 that I just brought back from France, and I would- 1353 01:26:20,526 --> 01:26:23,276 - I'd love to share it with you. - You have it here with you? 1354 01:26:23,343 --> 01:26:25,765 No. My place. 1355 01:26:25,839 --> 01:26:29,135 - Oh. - Central Park West and 85th. 1356 01:26:32,785 --> 01:26:35,655 Uh, okay, well- 1357 01:26:35,728 --> 01:26:37,638 I like cognac. 1358 01:26:37,713 --> 01:26:40,364 I like cognac. I like brandy too. 1359 01:26:40,433 --> 01:26:42,921 Usually I have a little cognac with a splash of brandy on the side. 1360 01:26:42,994 --> 01:26:45,361 I have brandy too. 1361 01:27:10,901 --> 01:27:13,684 - Give it up. You're toast. - You're gonna eat those words. 1362 01:27:14,646 --> 01:27:16,239 Come on, Gray! Come on! 115791