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For as long
as I can remember,
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Beverly Goldberg
loved to dance.
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Sure, her fearless mom moves
were embarrassing,
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but you had to admire
her pure passion.
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You can't blame the lady.
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This was the '80s,
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the golden age
of the cheesy dance movie,
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most notably,
Flashdance,
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the tale
of a working-class girl
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who wanted to boogie
with the best.
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I don't think she's ever gonna
get into this dance school.
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Even the lady judge
isn't supporting her.
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This movie is insane.
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She's so graceful
and yet from Pittsburgh?
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Shh!
Screw you!
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Some people!
Jerk!
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But, as fate
would have it, that year,
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flashdancing made its way
to Jenkintown.
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Break out your hottest
leg warmers, ladies!
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It's time to flashdance.
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- "Bring your boogie-woogie
and a towel"? - Ehh.
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Come on. It's our chance to
live the very realistic story
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of a steelworker
turned modern dancer.
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Please! No one wants to
see four moms
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shake their tushes
at the JCC.
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Our entire lives revolve
around our kids.
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But I have learned
something very important
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from the Bevolution.
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Is that still a thing?
The biggest.
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And it's taught me that unless
we make time for ourselves,
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our wonderful families
will leech us dry
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of our youth and spirit.
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I guess I do have a little
time between school drop off
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and school pick up, and sports
drop off and sports pick up.
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Well, it sounds like a small
window, but I'll take it.
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How about you gals?
Maybe it wouldn't hurt
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to stay in the back of the
class and pick up a few moves.
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While they didn't
stay in the back of the class,
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they did pick up
a few moves...
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Or whatever this is.
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And pose!
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Not bad, ladies.
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Not bad? Uh, we have taken our
passion and made it happen!
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Whoo-hoo!
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♪♪
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, fellas.
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Dance class just let out.
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Now, this is why we come
to the Jenkintown JCC.
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Aw, yeah.
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Wait, I take it back!
That's my mom!
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And she's with my mom!
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Hey, Bar. Don't hug Mama,
she's aglow with dance.
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Why is your shoulder
exposed?
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Mama's just flashdancing.
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Well, you're flashing
too much!
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Don't listen to him,
hot moms.
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Johnny Atkins
is a shoulder man.
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They all look encouraged
by his creepy words.
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- Barry, do something!
- What?
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Cover your shoulder with
my sweat towel! Right now!
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Please.
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Okay, stop it.
Just stop. Get off of me.
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Get out of here.
Just get out of here.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say ♪
*THE GOLDBERGS (2013)
Season 05 Episode 19
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Episode Title:
"Flashy Little Flashdancer"
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was April
11, 1980-something,
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a typical Saturday night
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for me and my best friend,
Emmy Mirsky.
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God, I love Blades of Steel.
I call Penguins!
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Why do you always
choose the stupid Penguins?
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'Cause they're my favorite
animal. Also, they do this.
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And I'm down.
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You just make it easy
by sucking.
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It was more than a friendship.
Emmy was like my sister.
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Ever since we were kids,
we did everything together,
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from Nintendo marathons to
treehouse slumber parties.
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Brian McMahon made it
pretty darn clear.
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Do you like him,
yes or no?
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You know what?
I'm marking yes.
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And best of all, our traditions
continued through high school.
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I don't know, Muscles.
Your mom is super against
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- getting your ears pierced.
- Just do it, nerd!
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Okay.
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Three, two, one, and...
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All right,
welcome to pickleball!
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Do not be fooled by its
comically delightful name.
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Pickleball
is a serious sport.
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It combines
the greatest elements
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of tennis, badminton,
and Ping-Pong.
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Time to pick
your pickleball partner.
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Just make sure your partner
for pickleball
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doesn't already have
a pickleball partner picked!
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Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
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You wanna play forehand or backhand?
I'm super bad at both.
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Uh, actually,
Brian McMahon
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already asked me
to play with him.
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This was Brian, one of
the most popular kids in school.
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The dude was painfully shy,
but he made it look cool.
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Wow, Shy Bri
actually talked to you?
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See ya at lunch!
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No partner,
huh, Goldfarb?
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Eh, it's all right.
No shame in that.
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At least that's what the
school instructs me to say.
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Maybe I can just do a related
assignment like eat a pickle?
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Don't worry, Coach
has got your back.
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Now engage your core!
Let's go!
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♪♪
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Yah!
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Mine! Mine! Mine! Ah!
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There's the beef!
All me! All me!
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I got it!
I got it! I got it!
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Eat my shorts!
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Get out of the way!
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Yah!
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That's game! 21-zip!
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Learn from it.
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I learned
that this game sucks.
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Ha! He's mocking
what you care about.
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Laps! Now!
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Both of you,
let's go!
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And as for you, if we're gonna
pair up again tomorrow.
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I need you to run some drills
after school.
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Bring six gallons
of water.
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Thanks, but I'll be back
with Emmy next class.
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Yo, we're grabbing
some Gino's for lunch. Rad! I love Gino's!
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If I'm not back
for study hall, cover for me.
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Oof! That was
tough to watch.
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Well, Coach
is here for you.
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Except during lunch.
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That's when I have
my 67-vegetable smoothie.
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But I'm happy to talk
again on my jog home.
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Emmy's been my best friend
since second grade.
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Dating Brian
won't change anything.
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All right, listen up.
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Part of growing up
is growing apart.
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You and Emmy are always
gonna be friends,
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even if you don't hang out
or talk
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or she can't recall
your name immediately.
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How am I doing?
You feeling any better?
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- Not at all!
- Yeah, this one got away from me.
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As I panicked about
my future with my best friend,
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Barry couldn't get past
our mom's new hobby.
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The JCC All Ages
Dance Recital?
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It is a celebration
of the sweet moves
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we learned from 4:00 to 6:00 on Tuesdays.
And you're going.
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Adam, come in here
and get my back!
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This is gonna
traumatize you, too.
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Unlikely.
There's nothing worse
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than losing your oldest
and dearest friend
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to the popular crowd.
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Uck, I literally
just fell asleep.
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Dad! Kill
her dance dreams now!
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Just go to her damn show
and let me know how it went.
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Oh, no,
you're going, too.
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Can't. I got a work thing. You
don't even know when it is!
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And I have
a work thing, too.
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You don't even have a job!
That checks out.
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You are gonna support
your loving mother
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because she has supported
everything
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her precious babies
have ever done.
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Dammit! I am so jealous
Erica escaped this house
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and made it to college.
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Where are they?
My life is over!
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Where are the pictures
of my boyfriend
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making out with that skank
Bridget Greenley?
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Surprise!
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Geoff's not cheating on you.
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I just lied to get you here.
Isn't that fun?
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I drove home from D.C.
at 90 miles an hour
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with tears in my eyes!
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Well, the good news is,
your love is still intact
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and your mother has
a dance recital tomorrow!
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Ha! You have to sit through
Mom's gyrating garbage with us.
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All right, I can tell
from the hateful language
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that I have doubters here,
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which is why I'm going to
give you
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a little preview
of what's in store.
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♪ First
when there's nothing ♪
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And with that,
my mom took her six weeks
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of rigorous JCC training
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and put her heart
and soul on the line.
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♪ That your fear
seems to hide ♪
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Much like the toe-tapping
Jennifer Beals' audition
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inFlashdance,
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Beverly Goldberg would win
over her condescending critics
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using the soaring magic
of dance.
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♪ All alone, I have cried ♪
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♪ Silent tears
full of pride ♪
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♪ In a world made of steel ♪
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♪ Made of stone ♪
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♪♪
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♪ What a feeling ♪
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♪ Being's believin' ♪
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♪ I can have it all ♪
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♪ Now I'm dancing
for my life ♪
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You've been flashdanced!
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Thank you for bringing me home
from college to see this!
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I can't breathe!
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It hurts!
It's so funny it hurts!
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Seriously?
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You're laughing at me after
I just danced my heart out?
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Thanks, Mom!
I needed a good laugh.
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It hurts! Aah! Oh.
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Are you okay, Dad?
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No, he's not okay!
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He literally injured
himself laughing at me!
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Enough!
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All you people do is call me a
smother and beg me to change.
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And then
when I finally try to do it,
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you mock me
with your mean spirits!
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Thank you.
This is the most fun
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that we've had as a family
in a long time.
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Ha! So funny!
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Ohh!
I popped something else!
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Gotta go back.
Aaah! Aah!
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Great-grandpa's balls!
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Jackie, huge news!
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We're gonna double date
with Emmy and her new beau!
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Oh, my God,
Emmy has a boyfriend?
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Not yet. But she will
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once I play
a little yenta matchmaker.
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Aw, you're gonna
set her up?
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Yep, I'm the best.
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Now time to find Emmy
a sweet, kind dude
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who isn't popular or
threatening to me in any way.
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Muscles Mirsky!
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What if I told you there's
three eligible bachelors
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just waiting to become
your boyfriend?
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Mr. Goldberg, this is study
hall, not The Dating Game.
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This'll only take a minute.
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Let's meet
bachelor number one!
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He's exotic. He's mysterious.
He's Sergei!
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Good hello, sturdy woman.
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This joker?
You can't be serious.
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Sergei still happy
he got out there.
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Okay, rough start.
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Bachelor number two
is a tall glass of water
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who plays clarinet
in marching band...
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It's me, Dan! I couldn't wait
for him to finish speaking!
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Keep walkin', Dan-O. Thank you
for the opportunity to compete.
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Saving the best for last!
Bachelor number three!
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It better not be
Dave Kim.
246
00:08:59,848 --> 00:09:02,113
What? I would never!
247
00:09:02,182 --> 00:09:05,059
Look, I appreciate
the crappy effort.
248
00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,999
But... I kinda spent lunch
making out with Brian McMahon.
249
00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:09,606
What do you even see
in that guy?
250
00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:12,434
He's handsome
and athletic and cool.
251
00:09:12,503 --> 00:09:14,215
Name one cool guy
who doesn't talk.
252
00:09:14,284 --> 00:09:15,488
Snake Eyes
from G.I. Joe.
253
00:09:15,557 --> 00:09:16,818
- Name one more.
- Teller from Penn and Teller.
254
00:09:16,886 --> 00:09:18,248
- Name another.
- Snoopy.
255
00:09:18,317 --> 00:09:19,708
He's the best.
Oddjob from James Bond,
256
00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:21,626
Jason Voorhees
and Michael Myers.
257
00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,842
All right, stop dancing
in the end zone!
258
00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,856
I couldn't wait any longer!
Have you chosen your suitor?
259
00:09:26,979 --> 00:09:29,111
While my matchmaking
blew up in my face,
260
00:09:29,205 --> 00:09:31,184
my mom was
about to drop a bomb.
261
00:09:31,253 --> 00:09:33,512
Bev, where are your dance
clothes and your leg warmers?
262
00:09:33,581 --> 00:09:34,756
Class is about to start.
263
00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,523
These legs
will never be warmed again.
264
00:09:36,592 --> 00:09:38,527
Why are you talking so
dramatically about dance wear?
265
00:09:38,595 --> 00:09:40,746
I shared my gift of dance
with my family.
266
00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,316
And they laughed.
267
00:09:42,439 --> 00:09:45,809
So much so that Murray cracked
a bone in his middle body.
268
00:09:45,907 --> 00:09:47,169
Don't listen
to your family!
269
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,535
Mine said we're
gonna be awesome!
270
00:09:48,604 --> 00:09:49,608
- Same here.
- Mine, too.
271
00:09:49,677 --> 00:09:52,008
That's 'cause they're kind,
stupid liars.
272
00:09:52,077 --> 00:09:54,441
I mean, no offense, but
anyone who's seen Linda dance
273
00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,496
knows she's got no boogie
from the waist down.
274
00:09:56,571 --> 00:09:58,703
- Excuse me?
- Admit it,
275
00:09:58,772 --> 00:09:59,988
you jacked up your back
276
00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:02,183
carrying around your kid
for far too long.
277
00:10:02,252 --> 00:10:04,863
Geoff's 11-year-old legs
got tired easily.
278
00:10:04,932 --> 00:10:07,051
And don't get me started
on Essie's jazz hands.
279
00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,294
What's wrong
with my jazz hands?
280
00:10:08,362 --> 00:10:09,810
They are crooked
and calloused
281
00:10:09,879 --> 00:10:13,168
from years of scrubbing
greasy pans and wiping tushies.
282
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,357
I was gonna cover them with
sparkly gloves for the show.
283
00:10:15,425 --> 00:10:17,275
And, Ginzy, all those years
of stress
284
00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:18,949
raising four rowdy boys
285
00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:21,410
has given you
such a nervous mom-tummy
286
00:10:21,479 --> 00:10:23,835
that you make poots
all through this class.
287
00:10:23,904 --> 00:10:25,012
You know about my poots?
288
00:10:25,081 --> 00:10:26,160
Yes.
So intense.
289
00:10:26,229 --> 00:10:29,418
You know, truth is,
I'm still worse off than you.
290
00:10:29,603 --> 00:10:33,504
My family told me I'll never be
anything but a lame-butt mom.
291
00:10:34,074 --> 00:10:35,902
No use fighting it.
292
00:10:35,971 --> 00:10:37,566
♪♪
293
00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:39,660
Not okay, Ginzy!
Go outside!
294
00:10:39,757 --> 00:10:41,402
The stress activates it.
295
00:10:41,697 --> 00:10:43,285
Stress activates it!
296
00:10:43,387 --> 00:10:45,259
I was losing
Emmy to the cool kids,
297
00:10:45,328 --> 00:10:47,263
so I turned to
the coolest dude I knew.
298
00:10:47,332 --> 00:10:49,466
Pops! Stop it
with the hamantaschen!
299
00:10:49,535 --> 00:10:50,582
I have an emergency!
300
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,254
I was so close, but fine.
What do you got?
301
00:10:53,323 --> 00:10:56,191
- Emmy has a super-popular boyfriend!
- Good for her.
302
00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:58,145
No! She's gonna leave me
in the dust,
303
00:10:58,214 --> 00:11:00,793
which means I gotta
become super cool super fast.
304
00:11:00,862 --> 00:11:02,816
You want
cool lessons, huh?
305
00:11:02,885 --> 00:11:04,430
Well, you've come
to the right place.
306
00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:05,934
I don't have time
to learn stuff!
307
00:11:06,003 --> 00:11:08,332
I need an expensive shortcut
and I need it now!
308
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,360
It was red, it was leather,
it was in the "Beat It" video.
309
00:11:11,492 --> 00:11:13,364
He who wore it
was a god amongst men.
310
00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:15,391
It's a fact.
Anyone who wears this jacket
311
00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:17,707
is automatically the coolest
badass in the room.
312
00:11:17,776 --> 00:11:18,944
'Cause of
all the zippers?
313
00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:20,246
'Cause of MJ.
314
00:11:20,315 --> 00:11:23,801
And no kid on earth has one
'cause it costs $463.
315
00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:27,996
Whoa! You don't need this
farkaktespaceman jacket.
316
00:11:28,065 --> 00:11:29,621
Fine. I'm just gonna
call Emmy
317
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,504
and tell her Shy Bri
is no good for her.
318
00:11:31,612 --> 00:11:34,895
No, that is
the least cool thing to do.
319
00:11:34,964 --> 00:11:37,777
Hello? Hi, Mrs. Mirsky, it's Adam.
Is Emmy there?
320
00:11:37,846 --> 00:11:41,145
No. She said she was
studying with you tonight.
321
00:11:41,214 --> 00:11:43,207
Emmy used me
as her nerd cover story.
322
00:11:43,276 --> 00:11:46,129
Oh, no! How sad for you
but smart of her.
323
00:11:46,198 --> 00:11:47,965
She's not there, is she?
324
00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:49,832
Of course!
I just forgot!
325
00:11:49,901 --> 00:11:53,145
She's making popcorn
in the popcorn room.
326
00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:55,100
Uh-huh.
Can I talk to her?
327
00:11:55,169 --> 00:11:56,441
Of course you can.
328
00:11:56,510 --> 00:11:58,926
Hey, Emmy!
Your mom's on the phone!
329
00:11:58,995 --> 00:12:00,434
Here she comes.
330
00:12:00,503 --> 00:12:02,766
She's walking to the phone
with the popcorn in her hand.
331
00:12:02,835 --> 00:12:05,668
Oh, no, she just
tripped and fell!
332
00:12:05,744 --> 00:12:07,895
Ohh, the popcorn
is everywhere!
333
00:12:07,964 --> 00:12:10,449
Oh! Oh! Now, I just fell!
Gotta go!
334
00:12:10,518 --> 00:12:11,780
She has nev...
335
00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:15,949
I'm gonna buy you
the red jacket.
336
00:12:16,328 --> 00:12:18,051
Once again,
Pops bailed me out.
337
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,051
And thanks to the ridicule,
my mom bailed on dancing.
338
00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:23,527
Baby, I love you!
You make everything so much better!
339
00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:25,043
You shamed your mom
into quitting,
340
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,036
who shamed my mom into quitting,
and then everyone else quit
341
00:12:27,104 --> 00:12:28,191
and now the whole thing's
canceled.
342
00:12:28,259 --> 00:12:29,427
Well, you're welcome,
handsome.
343
00:12:29,495 --> 00:12:31,584
Wait. Bevy and all her friends
quit that thing?
344
00:12:31,653 --> 00:12:33,264
Thanks to your amazing
and cruel daughter.
345
00:12:33,332 --> 00:12:34,715
I was awful, too.
346
00:12:35,108 --> 00:12:36,676
Dinner's served.
347
00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:38,824
If you need me,
I'll be upstairs in bed
348
00:12:38,893 --> 00:12:41,131
staring at the ceiling, thinking
about what could've been.
349
00:12:41,199 --> 00:12:42,301
Cool.
350
00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:45,030
Um, what's the deal
with this sad lasagna?
351
00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:46,965
Mom's never made anything
in a casserole dish
352
00:12:47,046 --> 00:12:48,685
with less than eight layers.
What's going on?
353
00:12:48,753 --> 00:12:52,004
Clearly you morons hurt the lady
and you're gonna apologize.
354
00:12:52,177 --> 00:12:53,961
Write one of your annoying
keyboard songs
355
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,848
where you rap
and jump around.
356
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:57,522
You know, the annoying crap
you do every week.
357
00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:59,574
Why just us?
You were laughing, too.
358
00:12:59,643 --> 00:13:02,798
Please, I'm her husband.
I never have to say I'm sorry.
359
00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:04,260
That's how marriage works.
360
00:13:04,387 --> 00:13:06,012
Okay, I'll get my Casio.
361
00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:07,918
And I'll get
my crazy mad flow.
362
00:13:08,473 --> 00:13:10,301
As they strolled
off to make amends,
363
00:13:10,387 --> 00:13:13,841
I was desperately hoping my new
red jacket would make me cool.
364
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,738
Hey! Beat it!
365
00:13:15,824 --> 00:13:17,872
Oh, yeah, sorry, right.
I'll get out of here.
366
00:13:17,941 --> 00:13:20,488
Nah, bro. Your jacket.
It's from "Beat It."
367
00:13:20,574 --> 00:13:23,513
This kid rules, 'cause look,
look, he's got the jacket!
368
00:13:23,582 --> 00:13:25,162
No biggie.
I've had it forever.
369
00:13:25,231 --> 00:13:27,184
Some say MJ
got the idea from me.Gnarly.
370
00:13:27,253 --> 00:13:31,223
Oh, so you're a bad,
gnarly boy now
371
00:13:31,575 --> 00:13:32,794
I have a girlfriend.
372
00:13:32,863 --> 00:13:34,396
That's part of it
for me.
373
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,318
You making moves on my girl,
small fry?
374
00:13:36,387 --> 00:13:39,012
You're so dead, but sweet
jacket, so we're friends now.
375
00:13:39,082 --> 00:13:41,590
Okay, cool, man.
I'll catch you later.
376
00:13:41,832 --> 00:13:43,013
Adam?
377
00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:46,163
Dude, you suck, 'cause you
ditched me to hang here.
378
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,425
Ain't that right,
that guy?
379
00:13:47,512 --> 00:13:48,527
Beat It!
380
00:13:48,596 --> 00:13:50,918
Are you kidding me?
I finally find someone I like
381
00:13:50,987 --> 00:13:52,395
and you can't even
be happy for me?
382
00:13:52,485 --> 00:13:54,176
Happy?
We're best friends!
383
00:13:54,245 --> 00:13:55,918
It's supposed to be
just you and me!
384
00:13:55,987 --> 00:13:58,688
We grow up together and live
next door to each other
385
00:13:58,757 --> 00:14:00,541
and raise our kids
side by side!
386
00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:03,816
No matter who we were with,
it was supposed to be us!
387
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,559
You are such a hypocrite.
388
00:14:05,628 --> 00:14:08,273
Did I ever complain when I got
shoved into the background
389
00:14:08,342 --> 00:14:09,739
while you were
with Dana or Jackie?
390
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,449
That's different
and you know it.
391
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,856
How? I've been
the third wheel forever.
392
00:14:13,941 --> 00:14:15,871
Uh, this is
all super weird,
393
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,539
and it's making me
feel like the third wheel.
394
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,707
Why is he suddenly talking?
395
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:21,379
See you in gym class
or whatever.
396
00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:25,863
Guess Shy Bri really opens up
on the weekends, huh?
397
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,441
Don't talk to me.
Ever again.
398
00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:31,918
- Beat it!
- Yeah, yeah, the jacket.
399
00:14:31,987 --> 00:14:34,832
No. Actually beat it. You're
a bad friend. Not cool.
400
00:14:34,901 --> 00:14:37,034
He was right.
I really did lose Emmy.
401
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:38,961
Meanwhile, my mom
was about to get
402
00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:41,535
the most elaborate apology
in history.
403
00:14:41,612 --> 00:14:45,238
There she is!
Our flashy little flashdancer!
404
00:14:45,307 --> 00:14:46,426
What is all this?
405
00:14:46,495 --> 00:14:47,566
You're about to witness
406
00:14:47,635 --> 00:14:50,095
the greatest apology ever.
407
00:14:50,164 --> 00:14:52,515
Behold!
A three-act hip-hopera
408
00:14:52,584 --> 00:14:54,663
so powerful
you'll forgive anything.
409
00:14:54,732 --> 00:14:56,386
- JTP!
- JTP!
410
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,996
Drop a respectful
apology beat!
411
00:14:59,168 --> 00:15:01,083
- ♪ Mom... ♪
- Stop! It worked.
412
00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:03,395
I forgive you.
I can't stay mad at my babies.
413
00:15:03,464 --> 00:15:05,746
But, there's two hours left,
plus intermission.
414
00:15:05,815 --> 00:15:07,556
I'm fine.
Just go be kids.
415
00:15:07,692 --> 00:15:09,259
So we're good here?
416
00:15:09,328 --> 00:15:11,548
The kids are sorry,
you're back to dancing.
417
00:15:11,617 --> 00:15:12,957
Not yet.
418
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,246
What about you?
Anything you want to say?
419
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:18,051
Ha! You do
have to apologize!
420
00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:20,043
I do not!
Do I?
421
00:15:20,112 --> 00:15:22,082
Okay. You don't get it,
do you?
422
00:15:22,151 --> 00:15:25,807
I expect my kids
to only think of me as a mom,
423
00:15:26,006 --> 00:15:27,676
but you're my husband.
424
00:15:27,831 --> 00:15:30,441
You're supposed to think
of me as something more.
425
00:15:30,677 --> 00:15:33,551
♪♪
426
00:15:33,705 --> 00:15:34,769
Marriage is hard.
427
00:15:34,838 --> 00:15:36,277
Get out of my house!
428
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,513
Even though my
stubborn dad hated apologizing,
429
00:15:39,582 --> 00:15:41,668
this time he'd
have to face the music.
430
00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:43,769
Oh, whatever this is,
I'm not in the mood.
431
00:15:43,856 --> 00:15:45,771
I'm just getting ready
for the big dance show
432
00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:47,185
at the Jenkintown JCC.
433
00:15:47,254 --> 00:15:50,384
Stop. Thanks to you, Murray,
I'm never dancing again.
434
00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:51,585
Oh, I get it.
435
00:15:51,654 --> 00:15:54,091
But there's gonna be
a Goldberg on stage tonight,
436
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,443
no matter what.
437
00:15:55,512 --> 00:15:56,905
What are you doing?
438
00:15:57,174 --> 00:15:59,219
The kids gave you
an apology opera.
439
00:15:59,434 --> 00:16:01,176
I'm giving you
an "I'm-sorry" dance.
440
00:16:01,245 --> 00:16:03,035
Well, dancing
requires movement,
441
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,426
which is what
you hate the most.
442
00:16:04,495 --> 00:16:07,723
I think you'll find me
shockingly agile.
443
00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:09,981
♪ Well, I hear the music ♪
444
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,813
- Please stop.
- Can't stop.
445
00:16:11,882 --> 00:16:13,199
Got flashdance fever.
446
00:16:13,268 --> 00:16:14,348
I just ate.
447
00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:16,168
Uh, okay,
here comes the good stuff.
448
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,598
Ohh!
449
00:16:17,749 --> 00:16:19,441
That was a stupid,
stupid thing to do,
450
00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:21,441
moving your body
to music like that!
451
00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:25,027
You were supposed to stop me
and go to your dance recital.
452
00:16:25,105 --> 00:16:27,691
Well, everyone's right.
I am not a flashdancer.
453
00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:28,800
I'm just a mom.
454
00:16:28,869 --> 00:16:30,191
Not to me.
455
00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:33,629
You're beautiful,
you're brave, you're strong.
456
00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:36,929
Now I see why the kids write
their dumb songs.
457
00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:38,715
This stuff is really hard
to say.
458
00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:41,824
Now go get your yenta friends and
get back on the dance floor.
459
00:16:41,893 --> 00:16:43,176
I made them all quit.
460
00:16:43,245 --> 00:16:44,590
Well, get them to un-quit.
461
00:16:44,664 --> 00:16:47,624
'Cause that's what my pushy,
amazing wife would do.
462
00:16:47,836 --> 00:16:50,074
♪♪
463
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:53,715
With that, Beverly
Goldberg forced her friends
464
00:16:53,784 --> 00:16:55,059
back onto that stage.
465
00:16:55,128 --> 00:16:56,363
But within moments,
466
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,715
my mom's harsh words came
flooding back to all of them.
467
00:16:59,784 --> 00:17:03,004
And so, they completely
forgot their routine.
468
00:17:03,343 --> 00:17:05,434
And then they rolled around
in a panic.
469
00:17:05,568 --> 00:17:12,521
- ♪ ...nothing but a slow glowing dream ♪
- Ginzy.
470
00:17:13,284 --> 00:17:14,974
Can we start again?
471
00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:20,177
Is she asking me?
Is this my decision?
472
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:24,615
Look at me. We got this.
473
00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:27,373
And with one look,
my mom reminded them all
474
00:17:27,442 --> 00:17:29,919
why they signed up for that
class in the first place.
475
00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:32,130
They were moms, and that
meant they were tough.
476
00:17:32,199 --> 00:17:33,326
They were fearless.
477
00:17:33,395 --> 00:17:35,935
They were dancers.
478
00:17:36,004 --> 00:17:37,101
Kinda.
479
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,857
Sure, their moves weren't
perfect, but it didn't matter.
480
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:43,193
That night, my mom didn't win
over a panel of stuffy judges.
481
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,733
She won over her
judgy family.
482
00:17:45,802 --> 00:17:47,396
Lookin' good, Beverly!
483
00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:49,716
I know her!
That's my mom!
484
00:17:49,785 --> 00:17:52,357
That's my wife!
She puts up with me!
485
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,505
♪ ...for my life ♪
486
00:17:53,581 --> 00:17:56,458
It was a moment my mom and her
friends would never forget,
487
00:17:56,527 --> 00:17:58,912
and a night
I wish never happened.
488
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:02,544
Oh, there he is.
How'd the jacket work out?
489
00:18:02,613 --> 00:18:03,880
♪♪
490
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,841
Hey, kiddo.
491
00:18:05,935 --> 00:18:07,935
I thought Emmy and I would be
best friends forever.
492
00:18:08,518 --> 00:18:10,310
♪♪
493
00:18:10,394 --> 00:18:12,826
You know the greatest thing
about your best friend?
494
00:18:12,895 --> 00:18:14,244
What?
495
00:18:14,382 --> 00:18:18,342
Even if you drift apart,
you always find a way back
496
00:18:18,422 --> 00:18:21,250
and you pick up
right where you left off.
497
00:18:21,319 --> 00:18:23,451
- You think?
- You'll always be friends.
498
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,865
Now go make this right
with her.
499
00:18:25,934 --> 00:18:29,224
In that moment,
I realized some cool jacket
500
00:18:29,293 --> 00:18:30,740
wasn't gonna fix things
with Emmy.
501
00:18:30,949 --> 00:18:33,701
The answer was to just
believe in our friendship.
502
00:18:34,193 --> 00:18:35,802
And so I rode
through the dark night
503
00:18:35,871 --> 00:18:37,755
to get back my best friend
in the world,
504
00:18:37,824 --> 00:18:39,021
even though
I knew in my heart
505
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:41,005
it would change things
between us forever.
506
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,474
Hey, open up!
We really gotta talk!
507
00:18:44,569 --> 00:18:47,888
Uh... why are you
at my window?
508
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,623
'Cause I screwed up.
But you gotta let me fix this.
509
00:18:50,744 --> 00:18:52,646
I'd do anything
to make Emmy happy,
510
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:56,326
even if it means she won't be in my
life as much. So go get her back.
511
00:18:56,493 --> 00:18:58,833
I kinda never know
what to say.
512
00:18:58,943 --> 00:19:01,755
Lucky for you, her best friend
knows everything about her.
513
00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:03,965
♪♪
514
00:19:04,192 --> 00:19:05,810
♪ Pictures come alive ♪
515
00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:08,732
♪ Now I'm dancing
through my life ♪
516
00:19:08,801 --> 00:19:10,857
How'd you know
I got a thing for penguins?
517
00:19:10,926 --> 00:19:12,267
A friend told me.
518
00:19:12,336 --> 00:19:13,732
♪ What a feeling ♪
519
00:19:13,801 --> 00:19:16,091
Wow. When you said
you'd set up Emmy,
520
00:19:16,187 --> 00:19:18,015
I didn't know you
meant Hot Brian.
521
00:19:18,219 --> 00:19:19,287
Easy.
522
00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:21,958
Well, she really is lucky to
have a best friend like you.
523
00:19:22,049 --> 00:19:24,240
Turns out Pops was right.
524
00:19:24,309 --> 00:19:26,303
Even if your best friend sets
off on a different path,
525
00:19:26,371 --> 00:19:27,938
they never go too far.
526
00:19:28,007 --> 00:19:29,560
For me and Emmy,
we didn't end up
527
00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:32,083
living next door to each other,
or even in the same city.
528
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:34,426
But to this day,
whenever we see each other,
529
00:19:34,529 --> 00:19:37,403
we pick up
right where we left off.
530
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,981
And it's not just the friendships
in life that change.
531
00:19:40,175 --> 00:19:42,348
Sometimes,
those closest to you
532
00:19:42,439 --> 00:19:45,028
can surprise you in ways
you never imagined.
533
00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:47,281
All my mom wanted
was to prove to herself
534
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:50,060
that she could be more
than just Beverly Goldberg.
535
00:19:50,129 --> 00:19:52,910
But in the end,
my dad made her realize
536
00:19:52,982 --> 00:19:56,309
that there really was no one else
in the world that she needed to be.
537
00:19:56,715 --> 00:19:58,271
That's the thing
about family.
538
00:19:58,495 --> 00:19:59,654
There's no one better
539
00:19:59,723 --> 00:20:01,719
to put your heart and soul
on the line for
540
00:20:01,806 --> 00:20:04,520
than the people who loved
you from the start.
541
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,379
Okay, I'm here
with the real Emmy Mirsky,
542
00:20:12,449 --> 00:20:14,082
and I have a few questions
for you.
543
00:20:14,153 --> 00:20:15,707
So, how long
have you known Adam?
544
00:20:15,785 --> 00:20:17,156
Since we were six.
545
00:20:17,243 --> 00:20:19,520
- You only cried a little.
- Yes.
546
00:20:19,589 --> 00:20:22,387
- Oops.
- You said... Do we have that on tape?
547
00:20:22,456 --> 00:20:25,113
My favorite thing about Adam
is just that he's so funny
548
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:27,654
and just being able to make
everyone around him laugh.
549
00:20:27,723 --> 00:20:29,840
You know, especially
when I go back and he shows me
550
00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:32,084
all these ridiculous videos
that he took.
551
00:20:32,171 --> 00:20:33,834
Like, we're just,
we're insane.
552
00:20:33,903 --> 00:20:35,621
We're complete lunatics.
553
00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:38,171
And for us, it wasn't really
like, oh, a boy and a girl,
554
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,824
it was just like we were just
two crazy, bizarre kids
555
00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:43,921
just wanting to, like,
goof off all the time.
556
00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:46,879
The audience asks every single
time there's an Emmy episode
557
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:50,145
if, uh, if, uh,
you and, uh, Adam
558
00:20:50,214 --> 00:20:52,488
are secretly, madly, deeply
in love with each other?
559
00:20:52,557 --> 00:20:53,794
No.
560
00:20:53,863 --> 00:20:55,019
Rawr!
561
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,300
No. The answer is no.
562
00:20:57,369 --> 00:20:58,465
He's gonna be
very disappointed.
563
00:20:58,533 --> 00:20:59,636
I doubt that.
564
00:20:59,704 --> 00:21:01,304
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