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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:19,852 Ladies and gentlemen, 2 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,601 please welcome movie star extraordinaire 3 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,394 Vic Edwards! 4 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,670 I think people are always fascinated 5 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,026 about how... how people get into movies. 6 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:33,731 I gather your first screen test was a fair-sized experience. 7 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,275 Yeah, it was. My... 8 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,735 My screen test was... 9 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,454 sad and funny. I hope it's funny. 10 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,624 I went into 20th Century Fox on an interview. 11 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:46,914 First guy said, "You have a very good face," 12 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,667 and he said, "We'd like to do a screen test of you." 13 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,498 Then I thought, "Man, I'm gonna be a star." 14 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,800 So on the day of the screen test, 15 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,094 I'm gonna get a haircut. So I duck into this barbershop 16 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:58,467 at 7:00 in the morning and I say to the guy... 17 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,217 "Give me a haircut and shave." 18 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,555 I'd never had a shave in a barbershop before. 19 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,227 And the guy had never given one before. 20 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:08,223 And, he gave me the worst haircut 21 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,603 you've ever seen in your life. 22 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:12,232 And then he... There was cuts all over my face. 23 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,984 And I had pieces of toilet paper pasted all on my face. 24 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:20,034 That was my test. And I wondered why they didn't sign me 25 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,953 for a seven year contract. 26 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,281 That was my introduction to, the movies. 27 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:55,656 Yeah. 28 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,285 Squanto. Squanto Edwards. 29 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:07,374 Well, his kidneys are completely shutting down. 30 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,960 He's not responding to the diuretics anymore. 31 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,833 And we had to take him off 32 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,483 the ACE inhibitors for his heart disease 33 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,541 because it's making his kidney damage worse. 34 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,594 His body is basically poisoning itself. 35 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,636 I mean, he's 15, so he's not really a candidate 36 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:25,968 for something more aggressive like a transplant. 37 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:37,146 What would you do, if it was your dog? 38 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,240 I'm afraid we're out of options. 39 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:43,819 I'd have to let him go. 40 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,250 Yes. 41 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,577 Well... 42 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,581 Do you mind if I... 43 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,670 say goodbye to him alone? 44 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,591 Yeah, of course. We'll give you a minute to say goodbye. 45 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,330 Customer service at the deli, please. 46 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,033 Customer service at the deli. 47 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,109 [announced late in the fourth quarter. 48 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,489 They've had a lot of success with the shotgun formation, Brian. 49 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,674 Sure have. It took a while to get near him. 50 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,347 Thompson is in the backfield. 51 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:17,510 [announced Shotgun formation. Snap is off. 52 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,846 Toss to the far side. He's got room. 53 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,352 In for the touchdown! 54 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:40,244 Nice view? 55 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,244 I always loved yoga. 56 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:48,127 Yeah. Thinking I'm having, palpitations. 57 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,044 Say, Vic, did you hear 58 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,754 that Jerry Renner died yesterday? 59 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,302 That's too bad. 60 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:58,679 Yeah, he was a nice guy. 61 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,309 No, he wasn't. 62 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,263 He was a putz. 63 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,519 Here. 64 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,024 Forgot to show you this. 65 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,857 This was sent to me. What do you think? 66 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,197 I don't know how they got my address, 67 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:17,777 but they sent it to me. 68 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,288 This is the International Nashville Film Festival. 69 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,240 You're being honored. 70 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,621 "This year is being dedicated to honoring you 71 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,544 and your impressive body of work. 72 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:27,631 It's about time." 73 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,832 - So what? - "We would like to invite you 74 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:32,383 to join us for a retrospective of some of your greatest films 75 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,961 followed by a gala ceremony where you'll be presented 76 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:38,014 with our prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award." 77 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,807 Look who the previous winners are: 78 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,886 Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson, and Clint Eastwood. 79 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,687 And it says here all expenses are paid. 80 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,891 That's a country music town, that's not a film town. 81 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,226 No, no, no, no. 82 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,153 Nashville has become very hip. Very hip. 83 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,968 Well, that's what I'm worried about. 84 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:54,992 My hip. 85 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,742 Sitting on an airplane for too long a time, 86 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,662 what if I get a clot in my butt? 87 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,143 Look, I've heard of this film festival 88 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,249 and I know this is a prestigious award. 89 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,246 I don't think you'll get a clot in your butt. 90 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,662 Look, I'm just saying if you don't go, 91 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,360 you're a bigger asshole than I ever thought. 92 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,672 Well, I guess you would know. 93 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,090 You've made such great career moves. 94 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,961 Nice. Schmuck. 95 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,371 Good morning! And where are we off to today? 96 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,869 - Nashville. - Nashville? 97 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,791 That's a great live music town. 98 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,790 You gonna kick those heels up a little bit? 99 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,964 Well, a very little bit. There you go. 100 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:19,296 Thank you, Mr. Edwards. 101 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,803 There you are. Okay. 102 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:26,054 I'm gonna have to ask you to get in this line over here 103 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:29,807 'cause this one is for first class passengers only. 104 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,645 Holy cow. But I am first class. 105 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:03,609 Yeah? Then why the hell are there pictures of you two 106 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,316 hugging and laughing all over her Facebook page? 107 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:07,946 Bullshit! 108 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,662 Don't tell me I'm being irrational. 109 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,582 You told me you were going there with Andrew and you lied. 110 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,534 It's just a simple fact. 111 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,211 If you're just friends, then why lie? 112 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,122 You're so full of shit. 113 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,299 You must think I'm the biggest idiot on the planet. 114 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,593 Look, I can't talk about this right now. I'm working. 115 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,671 I do, too, have a job. 116 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,756 I'm picking up some old asshole for my brother. 117 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,303 I don't know who it is. 118 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,726 I mean, what, do you think I Googled him or some shit? 119 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,146 - What? - Hi. I'm Vic Edwards. 120 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,898 - Mr. Edwards. - Yeah. Yeah. 121 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,774 L... l have to call you back. 122 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,355 - Hello, Mr. Edwards. - Hi. 123 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,907 Um, welcome to Nashville. How was your flight? 124 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,327 Was it delayed? I mean, I've been waiting here forever. 125 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,780 You've been waiting here forever my ass. 126 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,490 Now where is my limo? 127 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,540 I don't know anything about a limo. 128 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,121 - Really? - But I'm Lil McDougal, 129 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,610 your personal assistant and chauffeur 130 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,374 for the duration of the weekend. 131 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,006 We're off to a great start, aren't we? 132 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,134 Bjorn, shut up. I'm working. 133 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,764 Come on! 134 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,595 Sorry. Sorry. Come on. Let's go. 135 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,621 All right. 136 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,312 We'll get you checked into the hotel but there's no time to relax. 137 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,860 Gotta get to the film festival in time for the opening ceremony 138 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,170 - and you're running late already. - Whose fault is that? 139 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,131 This is an upgrade? 140 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,850 What's wrong with it? Look, it's got a kitchen. 141 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,386 This is a kitchen? 142 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:36,091 Are you familiar with the term "false advertising"? 143 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,265 Yeah. 144 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:41,304 Well, I was promised first class accommodations. 145 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,894 I've got a good mind to have you 146 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,351 take me back to the airport right now. 147 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,732 It's like I'm on Candid Camera. 148 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,697 Is this really a film festival? 149 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,816 Dude, there's a film festival, 150 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,651 and if you don't like your accommodations 151 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,306 because they don't measure up to your big Hollywood expectations, 152 00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,492 don't gripe to me. 153 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,770 I'm just your assistant because I'm the one with the car. 154 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,126 Take it up with my brother. It's his stupid film festival. 155 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,920 - I'II meet you in the lobby. - You call that a lobby? 156 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,293 Your key. Really? 157 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,420 I've seen phone booths that were bigger than that. 158 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,751 See you soon. Can't hear you. 159 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:14,212 Yeah, right, right, right. 160 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,894 What a shithole. 161 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,315 Don't be crazy. 162 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,642 You're there already. Just enjoy it. 163 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,525 Enjoy it? You should see this rat hole. 164 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,153 It smells like piss and Pine-Sol. 165 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,904 Well, you should feel right at home, then. 166 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,986 Those boutique hotels are always small 167 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,240 but they're very hip. 168 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,665 There's nothing hip or boutique about this place. 169 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,243 And my assistant, my God. 170 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,671 She's just a basket case on wheels. 171 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,001 Just relax, Vic. 172 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,084 It's one lousy weekend and you'll get to the festival, 173 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,510 everybody will spoil you. 174 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,255 You'll feel like a big shot. How bad can it be? 175 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,840 De Niro, Clint. 176 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,641 There must be something to it. 177 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:04,095 I guarantee you Clint didn't stay in this shithole. 178 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,813 Stop it. 179 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,436 I'll talk to you later. 180 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,642 I'm sorry about that. 181 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,887 You are such an asshole! 182 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,307 Well, I was just sitting here and the book was here... 183 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,687 I'm not talking to you. 184 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,019 No, I am talking to you, Bjorn. 185 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,274 Shut up for a second. 186 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,565 I'm on the phone, Mr. Edwards. 187 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,366 Yes, I can see that. 188 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,488 Hello? 189 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,539 Bjorn? 190 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,535 Hello? Damn it! 191 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,599 What the hell is this? 192 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,194 This is the festival. 193 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,361 But it's a bar. 194 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,533 Yes. 80 what? 195 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,346 There he is. 196 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:05,140 My gosh. Mr. Edwards. 197 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,183 I can't believe it. My gosh. 198 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,807 Vic Edwards! 199 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,479 Man, I... I can't tell you 200 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,227 how excited we are to have you here. 201 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,809 I'm Doug McDougal. We spoke on the phone, remember? 202 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:18,192 - Yeah. How are you? - I'm so good. 203 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,445 I can't tell you what it means to us that you're here. We're such fans. 204 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,776 Let me introduce you to my partner, Shane McAvoy. 205 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,349 We have been best friends since birth, 206 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,329 so the first time I saw any of your films, 207 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,826 it was with this guy right here. 208 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,533 - Really? Wow. - Yeah. 209 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,995 Mr. Edwards, sir, your films have influenced me greatly. 210 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,567 Your performance in Siege at the Alamo 211 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:39,880 was a revelation of gradation and dynamism and nuance. 212 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,679 Gradation, dynamism, nuance? Sounds like a law firm. 213 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:48,222 Seriously, I get choked up even just thinking about that scene 214 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,803 where you're cradling the dying Robert Mitchum. 215 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,139 And you say, "Mr. Crockett, sir, 216 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,690 it's been my privilege 217 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,143 defending Texas side by side with you." 218 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,105 He's a local filmmaker here in Nashville. 219 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,800 He actually shot all the promos for the festival that play online. 220 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,985 Did you get a chance to catch any of those yet? 221 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,867 No, I haven't, but I will. What time do they come on? 222 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,953 It's like I'm on Carson. 223 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,376 Mr. Edwards, it is the greatest honor of my life 224 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,419 to be seeing you through my viewfinder right now. 225 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,919 I'm making a documentary about this historic event. 226 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,840 And, of course, you know my sister Lil, 227 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,656 who, in addition to being your personal assistant 228 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,341 for the weekend, is an artist. 229 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,423 She actually made the logo for the festival. 230 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:30,138 Well, she was very handy. 231 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,707 Well, she's been called worse. 232 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,437 Let's get you over to the red carpet. 233 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,830 So what is he like? What'd you guys talk about? 234 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,126 Did he tell you any stories? 235 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,419 Yeah. It was great. 236 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,713 He told me how much he hated the coach ticket 237 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,542 and how much he hated the hotel and how much he hated my car. 238 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,877 And that the film festival's in a bar. 239 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,337 Yeah, he's a total dick. 240 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,593 I have no idea what you guys are so obsessed with. 241 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:09,684 Maybe we should watch 242 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,209 some of his movies together sometime. 243 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,056 Yeah, I got to be honest with you, Shane. 244 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,958 I'm dealing with some shit with Bjorn right now, 245 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,142 so could you just run along? 246 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,349 I'm not asking you on a date. I'm just saying that... 247 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,526 Yeah, that's great. Thanks. 248 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:31,161 - Vic, you were great! - Welcome to Nashville! 249 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,785 - I'm sorry to, um... - Who's that? 250 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,750 Mr. Edwards, it's so nice to meet you. 251 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,249 I'm a huge fan. My dad loves your movies. 252 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,880 Okay, now, Mr. Edwards, if we could, right this way. 253 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,707 - Okay. - I'd like to introduce you 254 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,589 to our social media director and my better half. 255 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,422 - This is my girlfriend, Faith. - Hi, Faith. 256 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,883 Hi. Wow. It's so exciting to meet you. 257 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:37,186 All Doug keeps talking about is Vic Edwards, Vic Edwards. 258 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,352 And FYI, on Instagram, Snapchat and Pinterest, 259 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,852 my name is FaithVonAwesome 260 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,230 but on Twitter, it's Faith, underscore, VonAwesome. 261 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,437 Someone else beat me to it. But that's okay. 262 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,068 And our Vines are hilarious. 263 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,490 And our Facebook page already has, like, 200 likes, 264 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,538 so just feel free to just invite all your friends. 265 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:56,493 And, FYI, we've got a few hashtags going: hashtag INFF, 266 00:22:56,584 --> 00:23:00,202 hashtag Nashfilm, hashtag ViclnNashville. 267 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,161 So just feel free to hashtag away 268 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:04,167 on any of your pics that you post, okay? 269 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,379 - Thank you. - Can I get you a drink? 270 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,880 Yeah, I'll have a whiskey. 271 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:12,304 - Aye, aye, sir. Okay. - Okay. 272 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,098 All right, Faith, actually, just bring it on into the theater. 273 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,516 Um, we've got to get going. 274 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,435 We've got a lot of movies to get through 275 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,002 before the big awards ceremony Sunday. 276 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,501 The screening room right around here. 277 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,607 There '3 actually a lot of local contest winners 278 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,730 and fans that are already in there, waiting. 279 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,145 Excuse me. Pardon me. 280 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,731 He's here. 281 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,973 All right. Thank you, everybody, 282 00:23:57,061 --> 00:24:00,679 for coming to the fifth annual International Nashville Film Festival. 283 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,638 Yeah. 284 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,105 You know, we've been doing this for a number of years now, 285 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:11,655 but I have to say, it's never been more exciting for me 286 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,404 than this year because we have with us our guest of honor, 287 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:17,783 the number one box office star for five years in a row. 288 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,454 - Six. - Six. l 'm sorry. 289 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,372 - That’s all right. - Six years in a row. 290 00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:24,243 Tennessee's favorite son, movie star extraordinaire. 291 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,249 Everybody, give it up for Mr. Vic Edwards. 292 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,961 So, Vic, the opening movie of the festival tonight 293 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,345 for which the Hollywood Critics Association 294 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,347 awarded you Best Newcomer of the year. 295 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,888 That's the only time I ever agreed with the critics. 296 00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:49,189 Thank you. One second. 297 00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,741 All right. 298 00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,783 Thank you. 299 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:03,206 So, yeah, Vic, like I said, if you have any stories or anecdotes 300 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,955 about the making of that film, I think we'd all love to hear 'em. 301 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,252 I have a question. 302 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,421 Please save any questions for the Q&A after the film. 303 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,549 Well, Kathmandu was a B-picture, 304 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,423 which means it didn't cost much to make. 305 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,550 Somehow, it shot right to the top. 306 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:20,891 One minute, I was a two-bit stuntman 307 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,343 and the next minute, 308 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,261 I was the toast of the town. 309 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,096 Hollywood can do that. 310 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,890 Wants to build you up, 311 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,233 they can do it fast. 312 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,396 And if they want you to crash and burn, 313 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:34,900 they do that even faster. 314 00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:36,609 Speaking of stunts, it is true 315 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:39,151 that you doubled Burt Lancaster in Gunfight at the OK Corral? 316 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:42,534 Dammit, Shane. I said no questions till the Q&A. 317 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,491 That's all right. Nobody doubled Burt. 318 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:48,623 But I did double somebody in that picture, 319 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,204 and that was Rhonda Fleming. 320 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,415 [Uaughs] 321 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,050 All right. I don't know if it's gonna get a lot better than that 322 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,847 so let's begin the festival. 323 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,904 Yeah! 324 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,073 Excuse me. 325 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,866 No, I've given you everything and you still cheat on me! 326 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,835 You cheated on me! I've given you everything! 327 00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:14,025 - I didn't have sex with her. - You didn't have sex with her, 328 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,693 - you still cheated on me. - Give me a break. 329 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,946 Look at you, wearing these shorts with your ass hanging out 330 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,614 with that stupid idiot at this stupid place. 331 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,825 Stupid... What place? You're always screwing my friends! 332 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:24,306 - I don't mean to. - You're an asshole! 333 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,724 Get out of the way! 334 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,051 You're a downer, all right? 335 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,728 You're the one who cheated on me! I hate you! 336 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,897 You can't do this! How dare you? 337 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,940 After everything! 338 00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:52,163 You got shit taste for men, you know that? 339 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,245 Yeah? Tell me about it. 340 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,422 Next time some guy gives you a hard time, 341 00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,626 just jab him in the throat, right in the Adam's apple, 342 00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,552 you know, with these four fingers. 343 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:06,052 Right there. He won't talk for quite a few days. 344 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,974 Yeah, well, it's not some guy. 345 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,139 It's Bjorn, my boyfriend. 346 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,806 Well, ex-boyfriend now. 347 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,608 - Bjorn? - It's Swedish. 348 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,856 I know. It's Swedish for "shit". 349 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:21,233 Has he ever put his hands on you before? 350 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:24,817 You know, whatever. I mean, he has to date me 351 00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:26,197 and I'm crazy, so. 352 00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:29,454 So it's your fault? 353 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,040 'Cause you're crazy. 354 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,117 Yeah, you know what? You don't get anything. 355 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,411 And I don't need psychoanalysis 356 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,713 from some has-been actor from Hollywood. 357 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,883 And speaking of Hollywood, why the hell are you even here? 358 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,711 Well, I'm only here because 359 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,263 Clint and Jack and Bobby De Niro all came. 360 00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:50,058 Clint Eastwood? 361 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:51,635 - Jack Nicholson? - Yeah. 362 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:53,683 Yeah. Mr. Edwards, 363 00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:55,981 this is the International Nashville Film Festival, 364 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,605 not the Nashville International Film Festival. 365 00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:01,437 That's the big one. Yeah. Those guys never came here. 366 00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:04,614 Said on the invite they all won the same award that I'm getting. 367 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,943 My brother invited them. He just never got a response. 368 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:10,529 In the four years he's been running it, 369 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:14,708 you are the only one stupid enough to show up. 370 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,270 All right? 371 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:51,453 Ladies and gentlemen, Vic Edwards. 372 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,791 Where's Vic? 373 00:29:56,878 --> 00:30:00,086 Okay. Vic must be in the bathroom or something. 374 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:01,813 Everybody sit tight. I'm gonna go get him. 375 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:03,419 I'll be right back. Come on. 376 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:16,845 - Hey, where's Vic? - I don't know. He left. 377 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:18,559 What do you mean he left? 378 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:22,230 He got up and walked out the door. 379 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:25,020 Well, why didn't you come get me at least or something? 380 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:27,656 And interrupt the movie? God forbid. 381 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:30,822 Dammit, Lil. 382 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,120 - Vic! - Mr. Edwards. 383 00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,414 He wants to be called Vic. Vic! 384 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:42,250 - My God. - Holy shit. That's awesome. 385 00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:45,504 - Come on, boy. Come on. - Holy shit. 386 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:47,341 Dammit. 387 00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:50,220 Here you go. Yee-hyah. 388 00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:51,638 Vic. 389 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:53,932 Hey, Vic. 390 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:58,479 - Um, Vic, you okay? - Come on, big boy. Up, Silver. 391 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,183 Everything all right? 392 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,063 Of course I'm all right, goddammit. 393 00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:08,818 Look at me. I'm riding like a son-of-a-bitch. 394 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,241 Go, baby. Yee-haw. 395 00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:13,694 You know what my first job in movies was? 396 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,619 Falling off a horse. 397 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:19,120 Great. What do you say we go do the Q&A? 398 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,953 - He’s sloshed, man. - Shut up. 399 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,914 I am not sloshed. 400 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:27,298 Anybody could fall off a horse, 401 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,674 but a good stuntman can do it and get up and be okay. 402 00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,504 And that is the art. 403 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,428 Awesome. Good to know. 404 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,182 Stuntmen never get the glory they deserve. 405 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:41,479 I was always envious of 'em. 406 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,431 I should have stayed a stuntman. 407 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,688 Maybe. Coulda, shoulda, right? 408 00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:48,145 You know, these would actually be great anecdotes 409 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,730 to tell at the... at the Q&A. 410 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,736 If you want... If you want to head back inside. 411 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:54,944 When I was starting out, all they made were westerns. 412 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,700 I didn't know a damn thing about Hollywood, 413 00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,656 but I did know how to ride a horse. 414 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,958 So I snuck on the Paramount lot, 415 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,582 and when I heard they were shooting a Hoppy movie, 416 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:05,958 I walked up to the guy, 417 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:08,290 shouting the loudest and I said, 418 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,797 "I’m the new stuntman." 419 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,258 Next thing I know, I'm dressed like an Injun, 420 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:19,309 riding a caramel stallion across the Paramount ranch. 421 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:22,263 And then I hear my cue. Bang! 422 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:25,307 And you know what I did then? 423 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,648 Fell off the horse. 424 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:32,359 Bet I could still do it. Yell "Bang." 425 00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:34,368 I'm sorry, what? 426 00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:35,992 Yell "Bang." 427 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,494 Bang. 428 00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:40,243 My God. 429 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,000 Very good, guys. 430 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,370 Careful, Vic. 431 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:47,997 Shit. 432 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:50,173 Ladies and gentlemen, Vic Edwards. 433 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:10,151 Okay, as promised, Vic is gonna do a short Q&A. 434 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,069 Vic, your co-star in Kathmandu 435 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:14,193 was the lovely and talented Virginia Donovan. 436 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:15,865 The studio PR department at the time 437 00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:17,317 played you guys up as an item. 438 00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:20,745 Was there any truth to that rumor, or was that just Hollywood hype? 439 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,663 No, I banged her brains out. 440 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:27,582 But the rumors that we were dating was bullshit. 441 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,037 Look, I'll give it to you straight 442 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,544 because I'm too old to give you any crap. 443 00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:34,593 When you're famous, everybody wants to screw you. 444 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,088 So I porked about every starlet in Hollywood. 445 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,298 Every cover girl. 446 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,599 Every cute extra. Every hot waitress. 447 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:45,053 There was one makeup girl on the set of No Can Do, 448 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:50,187 They should have declared national treasures. 449 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:54,271 Probably look like saggy socks over the menorah now, but... 450 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,572 What was the question again? 451 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:02,032 All right. Any other questions? 452 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,123 Yes, Shane. 453 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,915 Um, at the onset of your career, 454 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,788 you were known as an actor's actor. 455 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,335 You even studied with Stella Adler. 456 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:10,878 Yeah. Bitch. 457 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,127 You were compared to Brando, even. 458 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:14,708 But somewhere along the way, 459 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:17,044 you started choosing to do more action-y films 460 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,423 instead of the character pieces. 461 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:19,675 Why is that? 462 00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:23,054 And is it true that you turned down Serpico for Johnny Speedway? 463 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,501 Well, you know, it's getting kind of late. 464 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:31,141 We got a big day tomorrow so I think maybe, um... 465 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,601 You know, but he's... he's right. 466 00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:34,732 Pacino, De Niro, Brando. 467 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:37,355 They picked the right ones. 468 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:39,991 Bad choices. 469 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:46,956 Bad choices. 470 00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:58,301 Well, I think, I speak for all of us 471 00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:01,130 when I say that you definitely made the right choices 472 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,930 'cause we love all your films, right? 473 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,845 Yeah. 474 00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,355 Speaking of De Niro, 475 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,352 you sold me a bill of goods, you little asshole. 476 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:15,777 I'm sorry, what? 477 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:18,981 Well, you let me believe that Clint and Bobby and Jack 478 00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:21,282 all came on to accept their awards here. 479 00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:23,200 And they never been here. 480 00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,950 I never said they came here, to be clear. 481 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:29,161 Ijust said we had given them the awards. 482 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,618 What are you trying to do, humiliate me? 483 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:33,749 Cannes. That was a film festival. 484 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,547 Venice, that was a film festival. 485 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:41,595 But this is just a bunch of losers watching movies in their basement. 486 00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:49,803 Screw it. 487 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:54,023 Holy shit! 488 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,154 All righty, Vic, nighty night. 489 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,952 Lil's gonna be here at noon to pick you up. 490 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,250 We'll go get some famous Nashville barbecue 491 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,544 and then we got a big day of screenings tomorrow. 492 00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:17,464 When you show a movie on a theater screen, 493 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,211 it's a screening. 494 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:22,044 But when you project a movie on the wall, 495 00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:23,969 it's pathetic. 496 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:25,951 You know, we're just starting out. 497 00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:28,717 We're doing the best we can with the money that we have. 498 00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:31,178 Your whole stupid little festival is a joke. 499 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:33,137 I get it now. 500 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,896 The joke's on me. You guys are messing with me. 501 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:39,895 No, no, Mr. Edwards. It's nothing like that. 502 00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:42,856 Put it on the YouTube and the whole world will laugh at it. 503 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:44,111 Vic, we're your biggest fans. 504 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,817 We would never do anything like that. 505 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:47,948 Well, that's why this asshole 's 506 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,200 following me around with that camera. 507 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,577 Get that out of my face. 508 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,000 No, no, Mr. Edwards. Mr. Edwards. 509 00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:55,247 Mr. Edwards, please. 510 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,252 It's a liability thing. I don't think we should fight. 511 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:13,647 You're a jerk. 512 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,765 - Doug! - No. No, Shane. 513 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,146 I've had it. I mean, he just broke Stuart's camera. 514 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,353 You want to know the real reason we brought you here? 515 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,439 Yes, because I'm stupid enough to come. 516 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:27,071 Because we're fans, okay? Because we love your movies. 517 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,993 Because we think you're a great actor. 518 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:30,657 And we save all our money 519 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,393 and we throw this film festival every year. 520 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:35,124 And, yeah, maybe some aspects of it are a little low-rent. 521 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,689 - A little? - But I was really excited 522 00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:37,713 when you agreed to come. 523 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,537 Now I wish that I hadn't even invited you 524 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:40,860 because you're ruining the whole thing. 525 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,920 I wish you'd never invited me either. 526 00:37:43,011 --> 00:37:44,091 Well, I did! 527 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:47,045 And you're here, so... 528 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:48,932 tough titty. 529 00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:51,720 All right, look. 530 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:55,099 We've got a big day tomorrow, "showings" of your movies, 531 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,976 so just suck it up, okay? 532 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,931 I'm so sorry you've got to spend the weekend 533 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,427 being loved and adored by everybody. 534 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:01,772 How... How terrible. 535 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:06,322 Nighty—night, guys. Out. Out. Bye-bye. 536 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:09,697 - Out! Bye-bye. - All right. 537 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:17,367 Wow. That's a whole new breed of crazy. 538 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,003 Shut up, Shane. 539 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,749 I'm... I'm so sorry about your camera. 540 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,709 It's all right, man, it's the school's. 541 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:27,840 They insure it. 542 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:32,181 Man, I told you the wording on that invitation was deceiving. 543 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:38,351 He must be a really unhappy person. 544 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:41,524 I heard he could be kind of an a-hole but that was nuts. 545 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:46,062 I guess artists are just emotional creatures. 546 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,693 Tortured souls. 547 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,429 But, I mean, what's there even to be unhappy about? 548 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,284 He's Vic Edwards, for Christ's sake. 549 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,784 He's made love to so many beautiful women. 550 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,494 Get over here, Vic. 551 00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,212 Hello. 552 00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,214 You just gonna stand there, Vic? 553 00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:34,591 Just gonna stand there, Vic? 554 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,263 Get over here, Vic. 555 00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:40,935 [love you, Vic. 556 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:45,306 Get over here, Vic. 557 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:47,767 You just gonna stand there, Vic? 558 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:48,942 Get over here, Vic. 559 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:17,641 Hello? 560 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,640 Please tell me you're with Vic. 561 00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:21,934 - W ho? - Dammit, Lil. 562 00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,761 Are you still asleep? I can't believe you. 563 00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:25,721 Shit. Shit, shit, Shit. 564 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,934 You were supposed to pick Vic up at the motel 10 minutes ago. 565 00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:32,441 Yeah, well, that's funny, because I am almost at the motel. 566 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:33,863 Beep your horn. 567 00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:35,565 Prove to me you're in your car. 568 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,070 Honk your horn. 569 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:39,777 Shut up, Doug. I'll be there in, like, 15 minutes. 570 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,495 Cut it out, Bjorn. 571 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:49,795 I have to get to work. 572 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,747 - You have to get to work? - Yes, I do. 573 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,129 What is that? Driving some old man around? 574 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:57,006 Can he not wait 15 minutes? 575 00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:58,929 Quit looking so pleased with yourself. 576 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,507 I'm still pissed at you. 577 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:02,466 You got a funny way of showing it. 578 00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:05,520 You didn't seem too pissed at me a couple of hours ago. 579 00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:07,437 Okay, it's called a hate bone. 580 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,391 You know you're cute when you're angry. 581 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:16,523 No, no. Don't do it. 582 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,403 It's Doug again. 583 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:20,405 Babe, babe, I really gotta go. 584 00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:23,283 I gotta go. Okay? Okay. 585 00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:31,541 Look up when you leave, all right? 586 00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:32,917 Done. 587 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:35,000 Jerk. 588 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,459 Bye. 589 00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:49,981 Yes? Only 25 minutes late. 590 00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:52,548 Come on. Let's get to the restaurant. The boys are all waiting. 591 00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:53,772 Really? 592 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:55,903 What happened to your head? 593 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,990 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this? 594 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:06,073 You're gonna take me to the airport and I'm going back to LA. 595 00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:08,958 But what about Doug and the film festival? 596 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,330 What about them? 597 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:13,913 In the grand tradition of Nicholson and Eastwood, 598 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:18,627 I will accept my Lifetime Achievement Award in absentia. 599 00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:22,171 Suit yourself. 600 00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:37,024 So how's Bjorn? 601 00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,147 Wouldn't know. 602 00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:43,238 I see. 603 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:47,288 I suppose you just gave yourself that hickey on your neck, then. 604 00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,202 That was there before. 605 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:54,537 No, it wasn't. 606 00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:58,208 You're a pretty nosy old guy, aren't you? 607 00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,042 I don't know if nosy is the word. 608 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:03,426 When you get to be my age, there are clear cut delineations 609 00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:06,974 between what is acceptable and what is unacceptable. 610 00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:10,937 What he did was unacceptable. 611 00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:12,479 I get it. 612 00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:15,730 So I guess your behavior last night was acceptable. 613 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,607 I mean, to be honest with you, you're being pretty shitty. 614 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:21,405 I could give two shits about Doug's little film festival, 615 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,734 but you are being very uncool. 616 00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:26,569 Well, that's life. 617 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:29,914 He'll get over it. 618 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:31,616 Are you always this much of an asshole 619 00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:33,872 orjust to lowly peons like us? 620 00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:37,205 No. I'm pretty much always a big asshole. 621 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,258 Wow, cool. Must be so liberating to live your life 622 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:42,380 not giving a shit about anybody but yourself. 623 00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:47,552 Take the next exit, all right? 624 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:50,843 Why? The airport's ahead. 625 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:54,184 I can see that, but take the next exit. 626 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,648 To Knoxville? It's a three hour drive. 627 00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,101 What time's your plane? 628 00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,527 I'll reschedule it. 629 00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:02,321 Okay. I can'tjust up and go to Knoxville. 630 00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:03,739 I got things I gotta do. 631 00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:05,191 Bjorn can wait. 632 00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:10,030 I was promised an assistant and a car for the whole weekend. 633 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,581 There are things I gotta take care of. 634 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:15,577 Now, go. 635 00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,883 Don't you think you ought to slow down a little? 636 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,760 We're liable to get pulled over. 637 00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:34,015 Cute. 638 00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,308 Goddamn son-of-a-bitch. 639 00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:44,107 Goddamn, it's a Texas Mountie. 640 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,552 What the hell's he doing in Arkansas? 641 00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:48,238 I think you better pull off to the side, Vic. 642 00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:50,991 Well, let's just see what he's got under the hood. 643 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,871 Bye, bye, baby. 644 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:57,084 Vic, take it easy. 645 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:59,378 I may be old but I'm not ready to die yet. 646 00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:10,183 [Uaughs] 647 00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:13,301 We could have been killed. 648 00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,057 You think you're gonna live forever? 649 00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:20,475 Look, I know you think you've got it all figured out right now. 650 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:21,979 Well, I do some crazy things. 651 00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:24,858 Well, listen to me. You're on a collision course. 652 00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:28,157 You're about to make a lot of bad life decisions. 653 00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:29,734 Really? 654 00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:31,865 I can help you before you throw it all away. 655 00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:33,036 Too late now! 656 00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:38,538 No! 657 00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,333 My current doctor is better than most. 658 00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:44,461 I still get the freakouts and the crying bouts 659 00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:46,759 for hours and hours on end every once in a while. 660 00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:51,931 But I stopped having seizures and I stopped cutting myself. 661 00:46:53,394 --> 00:46:54,804 Wow. 662 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:58,020 Now I'm really depressed. 663 00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:01,273 It was really bad for a while. 664 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,067 I was convinced the only way out was to kill myself. 665 00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,237 Kill yourself? Are you crazy? 666 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:08,235 Yes. Haven't you been listening? 667 00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:12,902 Killing yourself is the most selfish thing a person can do. 668 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:15,033 Well, I didn't do it, did I? 669 00:47:15,124 --> 00:47:16,455 Well, don't. 670 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,454 You know what's depressing? 671 00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:23,416 Growing old. That's depressing. 672 00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:26,590 - You know what your problem is? - What? 673 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,134 You need to lighten up and appreciate what you've got. 674 00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:34,056 'Cause pretty soon, bang, it passes you right by. 675 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:37,135 - It's just that easy? - Right. 676 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,515 That is so ignorant. 677 00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:43,395 I'm not depressed. I have depression. 678 00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:44,726 It's different. 679 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:47,607 Having depression is having a mental illness. 680 00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,656 - It has to be medicated. - Bullshit. 681 00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:52,324 You gotta be a fighter. 682 00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:54,406 Things get you down, 683 00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:56,488 you pick yourself up by your bootstraps 684 00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:58,664 and you just trudge forward. 685 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:01,993 You're one to talk. I see you popping pills all the time. 686 00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:05,880 That's because I'm in pain. 687 00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:09,003 Well, so am I. 688 00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:11,256 What are you taking for it? 689 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:15,218 Well, I was on Abilify, 690 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:17,425 which is a mood stabilizer for bipolar disorder, 691 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,353 but it felt like fireworks were going off in my brain 24/7, 692 00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:21,770 so I tried Trileptal. 693 00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:23,768 But that caused me to sleep for two solid weeks. 694 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,646 And I was taking that with Lexapro, which is an antidepressant, 695 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,523 but that turns you into a fat zombie. 696 00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,592 And then I tried Zoloft, which kills your sex drive, 697 00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:32,844 and that's just not gonna work. Klonopin is an anti-anxiety, 698 00:48:32,868 --> 00:48:34,904 but that put me to sleep for 10 hours, too. 699 00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:36,635 And Lamictal, which is similar to Lithium, 700 00:48:36,705 --> 00:48:38,411 gave me a bad rash all over my body, 701 00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:39,614 which was so not cute. 702 00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,436 Then they put me on Seroquel, an antipsychotic, 703 00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,792 which also put me into a deep sleep for hours on end. 704 00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:45,790 So they put me on Provigil, which is a stimulant 705 00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:47,963 that kept me up and focused, which was good. 706 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,756 In fact, I had to try several stimulants 707 00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:51,459 before settling on Provigil. 708 00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:52,714 Adderall, Vyvanse, 709 00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:54,796 but those all make you act like a coke addict. 710 00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:57,552 The Suboxone gave me scary hallucinations 711 00:48:57,643 --> 00:48:59,554 and caused me to throw up all over the house, 712 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:01,306 which, like I said before, is super cute. 713 00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:02,997 I'm currently on a cocktail of Provigil, 714 00:49:03,065 --> 00:49:04,726 Ativan, which is for anxiety, 715 00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:06,711 Prozac for my depression, which helps clear the fog 716 00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:08,100 from my brain a little bit. 717 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,151 And an enzyme patch, which is an MAO inhibitor. 718 00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,151 I mean, it helps but I can't eat chocolate when I'm on it, 719 00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,107 which is depressing unto itself. 720 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,073 Can I help you? 721 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,909 Should you be driving? 722 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,522 And we're here because... 723 00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:32,610 Because that's where I grew up. 724 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:37,023 We drove three hours 725 00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:39,403 just so you could come and see your old house? 726 00:50:39,787 --> 00:50:40,822 Yeah. 727 00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:43,661 You got a problem with that? 728 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,457 You are so corny. 729 00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:50,662 Yeah, that's true. Very true. 730 00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:53,373 Whatever. 731 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:56,383 I feel like I'm in a time machine. 732 00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:58,210 Everything looks the same. 733 00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:00,428 Smells the same. 734 00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:03,845 - Like dog shit. - Exacfly. 735 00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:07,554 I swear my mother's gonna walk out that door 736 00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:08,888 and she's gonna say, 737 00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:12,271 "Marty, get your tuchus inside for dinner." 738 00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:13,691 Marty? 739 00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:15,523 Martin Schulman. 740 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,605 Nice to meet you. 741 00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,986 Hold on. Your real name's Marty Schulman? 742 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,408 Are you kidding me? 743 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:24,157 Nobody from my day kept their Jewish name 744 00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:25,909 if they wanted a career in Hollywood. 745 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,286 Tony Curtis' real name is Bernie Schwartz. 746 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:30,409 Who's Tony Curtis? 747 00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:32,581 Never mind. 748 00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:36,585 Can I help you two? 749 00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:40,135 Yes, ma'am. I know you think we're some crazy people 750 00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:42,304 standing out here staring at your house, but... 751 00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:43,756 Are you Jehovah's Witnesses? 752 00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:46,012 No, ma'am. 753 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,435 I actually used to live in this house. 754 00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:49,978 I happened to be in the area 755 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:52,556 and I wanted to take a little walk down memory lane. 756 00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:55,984 Must have been a long time ago 757 00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:57,732 'cause we've been here over 40 years now. 758 00:51:57,823 --> 00:51:59,359 That's a long time. 759 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:03,534 Well, this house has been pretty good to us. 760 00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:07,538 We raised many a child and grandchild ourselves here. 761 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:12,372 You know, they say that that, um, old actor Vic Edwards 762 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:15,170 actually grew up in this house here, too. 763 00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:16,622 No kidding. 764 00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:19,208 Ma'am, this is Vic Edwards. 765 00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:32,346 I be damned! 766 00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:34,056 You know how many times 767 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:35,857 I told people you grew up in this house? 768 00:52:35,944 --> 00:52:37,855 I didn't even know whether it was true or not. 769 00:52:37,946 --> 00:52:40,187 And here you are. My God, here you are. 770 00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:42,523 Can I hug you? Can I hug you? 771 00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:44,449 - Wel|, please, I'd love it. - My goodness. 772 00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:47,744 I can't believe this. 773 00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:51,449 [Here you are. The Vic Edwards. Uaughs] 774 00:52:51,752 --> 00:52:53,288 Memories. 775 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,836 I can't believe this. 776 00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:57,629 Do you know what? My brother and I 777 00:52:57,716 --> 00:53:00,378 used to come tearing down these stairs, 778 00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:01,834 three steps at a time. 779 00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,045 I don't know why we were in such a hurry, 780 00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:07,176 but we were racing like it was the last thing we ever did. 781 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:03,145 Where are you guys? 782 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,730 I mean, when are you going to be home? 783 00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,861 I have no idea when I'm gonna be home. 784 00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:08,192 What are you guys doing? 785 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:09,447 He's on some, like, 786 00:54:09,538 --> 00:54:12,075 weird memory tour or something. 787 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,872 Anyway, he's making me drive him around 788 00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:15,369 to all these places from his past. 789 00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:17,122 He's on some, like, nostalgia kick. 790 00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:19,498 It's so not fair that she gets to do that. 791 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:23,503 First, we went to this old little house where he grew up 792 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:26,552 and then we went to the temple where he had his Bar Mitzvah. 793 00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:28,674 - Did you guys know he was Jewish? - Yes. 794 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,256 Of course you knew he was Jewish. 795 00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:43,526 Then we went to the old pool hall he used to hang out in, 796 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:44,945 which is now a cupcake shop, 797 00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,944 which he ranted about forever. And then I said, 798 00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:50,697 "Hey, gourmet cupcakes are super-trendy now." 799 00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:52,028 Didn 't care. 800 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,454 And then he had to have a GooGoo Cluster. 801 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:55,701 I don't know what it is. 802 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:58,079 Maybe they just don 't have 600600 Clusters in LA. 803 00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,706 I don 't know. 804 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,412 Now we’re at Neyland Stadium 805 00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,340 and he's just standing there, staring at the building, 806 00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:06,041 like a mental patient. 807 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,376 They're at Neyland Stadium. 808 00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:08,756 That's ridiculous. 809 00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:12,260 He was the starting tailback for UT during the 1951 undefeated season. 810 00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:16,310 Anyways, after this, he wants to go to some old folks hospital 811 00:55:16,396 --> 00:55:18,307 to see his first wife or something. 812 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:20,138 And then we should be on our way back. 813 00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:22,316 This is honestly all your fault. 814 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:26,611 Because you told him I was his 24/7 driving slave 815 00:55:26,698 --> 00:55:27,778 for the entire weekend. 816 00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:30,357 Okay, whatever. Just take lots of pictures and Instagram them. 817 00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,659 - And hashtag the festival. - Yeah, right. 818 00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:34,869 - Tell her I said hi. - Yeah, Shane... 819 00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:37,073 I can hear you. I'm back with Bjorn. 820 00:55:38,043 --> 00:55:40,159 Anyways, gotta go. See you when I see you. 821 00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:48,334 Yo. You leave it. I'll retrieve it. 822 00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:50,885 Bjorn. Hey, it's me. 823 00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:54,306 Again. Where the hell are you? I keep calling you. 824 00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:58,056 Anyway, I am still stuck in Knoxville with this old guy. 825 00:55:58,146 --> 00:55:59,499 I think probably another hour here 826 00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:01,559 and then it's a three-hour drive home. 827 00:56:02,234 --> 00:56:03,599 And then I get to see you. 828 00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:07,273 Crap, he's on the move. 829 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:11,190 I miss you. Bye. 830 00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:30,376 Shit. 831 00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:32,795 It's my buddy. 832 00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:41,015 All right, well, it appears to be locked, 833 00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:43,267 so we can reminisce on the way back. 834 00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:47,522 Sucks, but we have a really long drive home. 835 00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,484 What? What? Whoa. What are you doing? 836 00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:54,317 Vic, we can't go on the field. That's totally not allowed. 837 00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:56,902 Coming with me? 838 00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:04,247 I love the smell of cut grass. 839 00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:16,759 1951. I was a sophomore, but I started three games. 840 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:18,431 Full disclosure, I mean, 841 00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:20,884 I really don't know that much about football. 842 00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:22,685 I mean... anything, actually. 843 00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:25,685 But, to be honest, I really don't give a shit about football. 844 00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:27,644 Well, that's your loss. 845 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:29,601 Sorry. 846 00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:35,240 We were undefeated, going into the last game against Texas. 847 00:57:35,327 --> 00:57:38,034 They were ahead by two points. 848 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,201 We got down on the four yard line. 849 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,453 I wanted the ball. 850 00:57:45,504 --> 00:57:48,541 I went up and over and I scored. 851 00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:52,215 And then I heard this horrible racket. 852 00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:56,299 The whole damn Texas team landed on me. 853 00:57:58,475 --> 00:57:59,885 When they pulled them off, 854 00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:03,343 my knee was a mess. 855 00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:07,681 I could never play again. 856 00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:10,729 That sucks. 857 00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:13,319 Yeah, it did. 858 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:18,109 Well, it's fun being a movie star, but... 859 00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:22,571 nothing compares to being a football star. 860 00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:25,494 Nothing. 861 00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:45,143 He's in! He’s in! 862 00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:46,936 Touchdown, Tennessee. 863 00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,039 You know something? 864 00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:10,494 This is the exact spot... 865 00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:15,503 where I proposed to my first wife. 866 00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:20,800 Great. 867 00:59:23,977 --> 00:59:25,808 And then everything went wrong. 868 00:59:27,022 --> 00:59:29,855 I had this little ring box, you know. 869 00:59:29,941 --> 00:59:32,148 And I was so excited when I opened it. 870 00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:35,652 The ring went flying out, 871 00:59:36,615 --> 00:59:37,855 right into the water. 872 00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:43,577 And naturally, Ijumped in after it. 873 00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:44,994 I never found it. 874 00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:48,411 So I got a piece of seaweed 875 00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,705 and I made a ring out of it. 876 00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:53,503 Got down on one knee and put it on her finger. 877 00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:58,083 And she just thought that was great. 878 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,003 Anyhow, 879 01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:05,641 she still said yes, and then we heard music coming from the dock. 880 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:07,721 We danced right here. 881 01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:10,978 And then, well... 882 01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:15,775 we always talked about we'd come back here someday. 883 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,355 But we never did. 884 01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:49,718 Why are we just sitting here? I mean, let's go in. 885 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,519 It's still a three-hour drive back. 886 01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:55,565 It's not that easy. 887 01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:59,440 It's been a long time. 888 01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:00,771 What are you so scared of? 889 01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:03,107 So she's gonna look old. You look old, too. 890 01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:05,067 I beg your pardon. 891 01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:07,660 Okay, not that you don't look good for your age. 892 01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:11,451 So what's her name, anyhow? 893 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,540 Claudia. 894 01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:17,291 Was she pretty? 895 01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:19,919 She was the prettiest of them all. 896 01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:22,964 We were just kids. 897 01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:25,261 We had no business getting married. 898 01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:27,134 I didn't know what the hell I was doing. 899 01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:30,262 If Claudia's number one... 900 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:32,093 how many times were you married altogether? 901 01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:35,309 Five. 902 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,981 Five? 903 01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:40,231 Wow. That's a lot of alimony. 904 01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:41,903 You're telling me. 905 01:01:41,990 --> 01:01:46,154 A buddy of mine told me once, never, ever get married. 906 01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:48,693 Just skip the middle man, 907 01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:51,530 find a woman you hate, and buy her a house. 908 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,102 But you're rich right, right? 909 01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:54,616 I mean, aren't all famous people rich? 910 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:55,826 Ha. 911 01:01:56,504 --> 01:02:00,213 Just 'cause somebody's famous, that doesn't mean they're rich. 912 01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:03,295 Didn't you have any kids who could help take care of you? 913 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,377 One, with Claudia. 914 01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:07,713 Grace. 915 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:09,547 Grace? 916 01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:11,224 That's a pretty name. 917 01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:13,723 I mean, geez, if you guys were kids when you got married, 918 01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:16,680 she must be, what? Fifty, sixty years old now. 919 01:02:19,361 --> 01:02:20,771 She's dead. 920 01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:25,113 - Shit. - Yeah. 921 01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:27,528 Sorry. 922 01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:32,700 Should Ijust not ask any questions about her? 923 01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,873 It's best not to, if you don't mind. 924 01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:53,600 Aw, shit. 925 01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:01,354 There she comes. 926 01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:05,778 - May I help you? - Yes. 927 01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:08,481 I would like to see Claudia Schulman, please. 928 01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:13,453 I'm sorry, but visiting hours ended at 7:00 pm. 929 01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:17,328 Yeah, well, I came from Los Angeles to get here, okay? 930 01:03:17,752 --> 01:03:19,037 So let us in. 931 01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:21,370 We'll just be in here for five minutes. All right? 932 01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:24,297 I'm sorry, but you'll have to come back tomorrow. 933 01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:27,213 Visiting hours begin at 8:00 am. 934 01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:29,010 You can have breakfast with her. 935 01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:30,462 - No kidding. - Yeah. 936 01:03:30,890 --> 01:03:32,630 Could you lean closer? I can't hear you. 937 01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:33,726 Hey! 938 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:35,641 I'm gonna put this right into your nose. 939 01:03:35,729 --> 01:03:38,436 No. No, you're not. All right, well, thank you, ma'am. 940 01:03:38,523 --> 01:03:39,558 We totally understand. 941 01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:41,605 Thank you. We will come back a different day. 942 01:03:41,693 --> 01:03:43,103 I don't know who she is. 943 01:03:43,194 --> 01:03:44,400 - Yeah, all right, yeah. 944 01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:45,852 Thank you. Thank you. 945 01:03:45,947 --> 01:03:48,108 - Holy shit. - Thanks. All right. Let's go. 946 01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:49,484 Vic, are you kidding? 947 01:03:49,576 --> 01:03:51,032 What the hell's the matter with you? 948 01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:53,861 What the hell's the matter with you, Vic? I mean... it's closed. 949 01:03:53,955 --> 01:03:55,536 She wasn't going to let us in anyways. 950 01:03:55,623 --> 01:03:57,909 And if you kept doing that, she was gonna call the cops. 951 01:03:58,001 --> 01:03:59,332 You want to end up on TMZ? 952 01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:01,493 TM What? 953 01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,169 - What is that? - Shut up. I... 954 01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:07,924 Bullshit. You just want to get back to your douchebag. 955 01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:10,093 Bjorn has nothing to do with this. 956 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:11,386 Really? 957 01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:14,422 That's why you keep calling him every 15 minutes. 958 01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:15,927 Will you leave the guy alone? 959 01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:17,384 So now you're on his side? 960 01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:19,561 You know whose side I'm on? 961 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:20,762 Mine. 962 01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:23,394 I'm not leaving here until I see Claudia. 963 01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:26,192 Tell douchebag you'll have to see him tomorrow 964 01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:28,039 'cause we're spending the night in Knoxville. 965 01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:29,654 Wait, what? 966 01:04:29,741 --> 01:04:31,344 Maybe you're spending the night in Knoxville, 967 01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:32,728 but I'm driving back to Nashville. 968 01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:34,943 You know you're a pain in the ass. 969 01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:36,494 Yeah, well, so are you. 970 01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:38,165 Bye. 971 01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:41,290 What are you doing? Where are you gonna go? 972 01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,993 - Where are you going? - I don't know. 973 01:04:43,088 --> 01:04:44,498 Just away from you. 974 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,404 Get in the car. 975 01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:10,948 Why? 976 01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:13,444 'Cause I'm gonna stay the night with you in Knoxville. 977 01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:15,616 I don't want to be responsible if, God forbid, 978 01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:17,443 something bad happens to you. 979 01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:19,404 Never hear the end of it from my brother. 980 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,574 Besides, I think I saw a Motel 6 back there. 981 01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:27,086 We ain't staying at a Motel 6. 982 01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:41,389 No, but that's the beauty of credit cards. 983 01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:43,265 Still gotta pay it off at some point. 984 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:46,098 Let's live it up. I'm tired of feeling like a has-been. 985 01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:51,729 Welcome to the Knoxville Grand Hotel. Checking in? 986 01:05:51,823 --> 01:05:52,903 Yes, we are. 987 01:05:52,991 --> 01:05:54,481 And the name on the reservation? 988 01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:55,576 Vic Edwards. 989 01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:01,696 I'm sorry, Mr. Edwards, but for some reason, 990 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:04,077 I don't see your reservation in our system. 991 01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:07,457 Really? My assistant here made it weeks ago. 992 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,582 Yeah, yeah. 993 01:06:11,676 --> 01:06:14,133 I made that reservation weeks ago. 994 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,927 - No harm. One room, two beds. - One room? 995 01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:18,842 Yeah. One room, two beds. 996 01:06:18,933 --> 01:06:22,801 Yeah, well, I made the reservation for two rooms. 80, two rooms. 997 01:06:22,896 --> 01:06:24,761 How much for two rooms? 998 01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:27,221 Our rooms rates start at $650. 999 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,477 Okay, fine. 1000 01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:30,934 - Well, then, one room. - Okay. 1001 01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:34,192 But unfortunately, Mr. Edwards, we are fully committed at this time. 1002 01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:36,773 Interesting. When they say they're fully committed, 1003 01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:38,950 it's always bullshit. 1004 01:06:39,037 --> 01:06:41,744 Clint Eastwood walked in, you think they'd turn him away? 1005 01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:44,163 Hell, no. Now, you find me a room. 1006 01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:46,620 Please. And thank you. 1007 01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:49,202 Perhaps I should get my manager. 1008 01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:51,413 - Perhaps you should. - |'|| be right back. 1009 01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:54,131 What are you doing? 1010 01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:56,005 You're gonna get us kicked out of this hotel. 1011 01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:59,053 Mr. Edwards, I'm terribly sorry for this mix-up. 1012 01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:01,118 I'm Gary, the night manager here at the Knoxville Grand. 1013 01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:03,849 I don't know how your reservation got lost in the shuffle, 1014 01:07:03,937 --> 01:07:06,644 but we'd be happy to remedy that situation right now. 1015 01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:08,517 Thank you, Gary. 1016 01:07:08,608 --> 01:07:10,189 All of our rooms are fully booked. 1017 01:07:10,276 --> 01:07:13,109 However, we do have the penthouse suite available. 1018 01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:15,107 I would be happy to give you that room tonight 1019 01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:16,688 for the cost of the standard room. 1020 01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:19,195 That's very nice. Thanks, Gary. 1021 01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:21,025 Let me get that key for you. 1022 01:07:21,788 --> 01:07:23,641 Welcome back to the Knoxville Grand, Mr. Edwards. 1023 01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:25,030 God bless you. Thank you. 1024 01:07:25,124 --> 01:07:26,364 Thank you, Gary. 1025 01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,219 - You're welcome. - All right. Let's go, Vic. 1026 01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,627 - You ready, kid? - I'm ready. 1027 01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:32,203 All right, Mr. Edwards. 1028 01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:34,668 He didn't have a reservation. 1029 01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:37,125 I know. 1030 01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:38,739 Then what's with the ass-kissing routine? 1031 01:07:38,763 --> 01:07:40,299 Who's Vic Edwards? 1032 01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:43,260 He's a living legend. 1033 01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:52,849 My God. 1034 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,186 This thing is bigger than the house I grew up in. 1035 01:07:56,281 --> 01:07:59,569 - Yeah. You like? ! Do I like it? 1036 01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:03,943 My God, and this bathtub is even bigger than my car. 1037 01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:06,996 Well. That's big, I guess. 1038 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,823 My God. They have a bidet. 1039 01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,079 I thought they only had that crap in, like, Tokyo. 1040 01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:12,205 What? 1041 01:08:12,297 --> 01:08:13,628 I just figured out what that was 1042 01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:16,502 'cause at first I thought it was just a guys' bathroom stall. 1043 01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:19,050 I can't believe these bedrooms. 1044 01:08:19,137 --> 01:08:20,718 I call dibs on this room! 1045 01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:22,386 I can't believe we're here. 1046 01:08:22,473 --> 01:08:25,260 My God. I have to go look at this closet. 1047 01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:27,477 [Uaughs] 1048 01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:32,180 I can't believe you used to stay in these places all the time. 1049 01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,108 Doug is going to freak out. 1050 01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:38,356 We have to Instagram the hell out of this. 1051 01:08:58,259 --> 01:09:00,045 Whoa. 1052 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:10,927 What the hell is that? 1053 01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:18,109 That was amazing. I've never had room service before. 1054 01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:21,654 That's one of the perks I miss the most. 1055 01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:25,533 Fancy hotel rooms and room service. 1056 01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:34,121 - Vic the Dick. - Yep. 1057 01:09:35,463 --> 01:09:37,499 You're lucky I'm in a good mood. 1058 01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,956 This is you in a good mood? 1059 01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:42,167 I'd hate to see you in a bad mood. 1060 01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:44,001 What do you do with your art? 1061 01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:48,056 Besides draw festival logos and insult people. 1062 01:09:48,142 --> 01:09:49,473 Nothing, really. 1063 01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:52,139 Why don't you have a showing? 1064 01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:53,811 Try and sell something. 1065 01:09:53,898 --> 01:09:57,186 I can'tjust roll up my sleeves and throw an art show. 1066 01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:58,607 Use the bar. 1067 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:02,437 If it's good enough for a film festival, it's good enough for an art show. 1068 01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:05,023 I get embarrassed. 1069 01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:08,326 Doug loves to be the center of attention, and I don't. 1070 01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:09,653 Gives me anxiety. 1071 01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:12,363 Nothing wrong with being the center of attention. 1072 01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:15,996 I'd rather be famous and broke than rich and nobody. 1073 01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:18,744 Instead, I'm broke and nobody. 1074 01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:21,414 That's the worst combination. 1075 01:10:21,509 --> 01:10:23,420 Why can't you just live in the present 1076 01:10:23,511 --> 01:10:25,923 and stop looking in the rearview mirror? 1077 01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:29,426 All I ever hear from you is "I was rich," "I was famous," 1078 01:10:29,517 --> 01:10:33,510 I was this, I was that. How about "You are"? 1079 01:10:33,604 --> 01:10:35,014 It's easier said than done, 1080 01:10:35,106 --> 01:10:37,347 especially when your brother's little film festival 1081 01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:41,060 shines such a spotlight on where I was 1082 01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:43,440 compared to how far down I've come. 1083 01:10:44,532 --> 01:10:46,898 It's not Doug's fault that you're not happy. 1084 01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,400 Okay, Dr. Freud. 1085 01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:53,705 I'll work on me and you'll work on you. 1086 01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:55,122 Deal? 1087 01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,253 Deal. 1088 01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:43,708 [Uaughs] 1089 01:12:11,077 --> 01:12:12,692 [Uaughs] 1090 01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:18,052 - Vic! - W hat? 1091 01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:20,476 - We have to leave. - Why? 1092 01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:21,973 All right. These are the pictures 1093 01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:23,395 I just posted of you and me. 1094 01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:25,723 And Shane likes some. A bunch of people like some. 1095 01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:28,230 Then I saw that Bjorn likes some. 1096 01:13:28,571 --> 01:13:30,687 And he doesn't have time to call me back all day. 1097 01:13:30,781 --> 01:13:32,988 Yet he had time to check Instagram. 1098 01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:34,690 I don't understand this. 1099 01:13:34,785 --> 01:13:36,195 - Will you listen? - Yes. 1100 01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:39,029 So then, I noticed that one of Bjorn's likes 1101 01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:41,409 was also liked by Zoey Campbell. 1102 01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:44,537 Okay. Who's Zoey Campbell? 1103 01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:47,041 She's the bitch who's been trying to steal my boyfriend. 1104 01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:49,873 The one Bjorn says they're just friends, right? 1105 01:13:49,967 --> 01:13:52,253 So then, I look at her Instagram 1106 01:13:52,345 --> 01:13:55,963 and see that she just happened to post a selfie an hour ago. 1107 01:13:57,558 --> 01:13:59,298 You're way cuter than her. 1108 01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:01,133 You got nothing to worry about. 1109 01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:05,267 That picture was taken in my bed. 1110 01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:08,228 I put that bottle there this morning. 1111 01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:28,210 Will you wait? Don't give him the satisfaction. 1112 01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:30,913 Satisfaction? I am going to kill him 1113 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:34,216 - and then I'm going to kill her. - Hey! Damn it. Hey! 1114 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:36,715 This is the last time. I'm never going to... 1115 01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:47,430 God. 1116 01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:53,065 Vic, are you all right? 1117 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:56,613 Yeah, I'm fine. I just got to catch my breath. 1118 01:14:56,701 --> 01:15:00,489 Shit. Sorry. You look really pale. 1119 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:03,739 I've looked pale for the past 30 years. 1120 01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:06,245 Okay, nojokes. Do you think you're having a heart attack? 1121 01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:08,784 No, maybe I... 1122 01:15:08,879 --> 01:15:10,244 I've had this before. 1123 01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:12,879 Well, do you think we should call an ambulance, 1124 01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:15,128 - just to be on the safe side? - Don't be crazy. 1125 01:15:15,219 --> 01:15:16,709 Ijust need a minute. 1126 01:15:17,388 --> 01:15:19,299 Do you want some water? You know what? Screw it. 1127 01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:22,348 I'm gonna go get you some water. Okay? Stay right here. All right? 1128 01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:25,430 God. 1129 01:15:36,490 --> 01:15:39,402 My God. You're Vic Edwards. 1130 01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:42,906 Gary, look. This is Vic Edwards. 1131 01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:48,624 Big fan of yours. Notjust in the movies, 1132 01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:50,451 as a football player. You were awesome. 1133 01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:54,254 - Adventure River. - The FBI. 1134 01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:55,751 Operation FBI was so good, too. 1135 01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:57,208 And the one with the car? 1136 01:15:57,845 --> 01:16:00,803 We're both big fans. We grew up on your movies. 1137 01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:05,640 Great to see you. Love your work. 1138 01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:11,388 Whoa! Excuse me! 1139 01:16:13,527 --> 01:16:15,233 Hi. Excuse me. I really need water, 1140 01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:16,606 please, right now. Thank you. 1141 01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:19,606 Why? What're you doing with the old guy? 1142 01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:21,281 Baby, let me get you a real drink. 1143 01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:23,450 An appletini for my future ex-wife. 1144 01:16:28,626 --> 01:16:30,708 No. Excuse me. 1145 01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:33,457 Excuse me. Hi. Have you seen an old man right here? 1146 01:16:33,547 --> 01:16:36,084 He was sitting in that chair. No? 1147 01:16:36,175 --> 01:16:37,415 No. 1148 01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:42,382 Excuse me. Have you seen Mr. Edwards? 1149 01:16:42,473 --> 01:16:44,429 He was just sitting on the couch a second ago. 1150 01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,265 No, I haven't seen Mr. Edwards. 1151 01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:47,717 How are you enjoying your suite? 1152 01:16:47,812 --> 01:16:49,473 It's wonderful, thanks. 1153 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:51,891 Ladies and gentlemen, 1154 01:16:51,982 --> 01:16:54,439 Mr. Vic Edwards. 1155 01:16:58,572 --> 01:17:00,028 Thank you. 1156 01:17:01,742 --> 01:17:03,733 Thank you very much. 1157 01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:15,461 J‘ Cuddle up a little closer J‘ 1158 01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,962 J‘ Iovey mine J‘ 1159 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:28,759 J‘ Cuddle up and be my little J‘ 1160 01:17:32,022 --> 01:17:33,637 J‘ Clinging vine J‘ 1161 01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:41,772 J‘ Like to feel your cheeks so rosy J‘ 1162 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:48,370 J‘ Like to make you comfy cozy J‘ 1163 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:56,078 J‘ 'Cause I love you From head to toesy J‘ 1164 01:17:56,755 --> 01:18:00,998 J‘ Lovey mine J‘ 1165 01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:05,385 Can you imagine? The Vic Edwards. 1166 01:18:05,472 --> 01:18:07,758 - At your daughter's wedding. - Absolutely. 1167 01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:10,766 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1168 01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:20,230 Thank you. It's an unexpected honor and treat 1169 01:18:20,321 --> 01:18:23,313 to be able to sing one of my favorite songs 1170 01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:27,275 to the new Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Delson. 1171 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,080 What do you do, sir? 1172 01:18:34,793 --> 01:18:36,329 I'm a doctor. 1173 01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:38,126 Impressive. What kind? 1174 01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:40,546 A colorectal surgeon. 1175 01:18:41,258 --> 01:18:44,216 You know, Mrs. Delson, 1176 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:46,965 you have literallyjust married a pain in the ass. 1177 01:18:50,184 --> 01:18:53,392 Well, good luck to you and mazel tov. 1178 01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:09,483 How did you know Bjorn was such an asshole? 1179 01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:11,443 You pegged him on sight. 1180 01:19:11,538 --> 01:19:14,371 - Well, it takes one to know one. - Yeah, yeah. 1181 01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:15,948 Do yourself a favor. 1182 01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:18,409 Steer clear of the bad boys from now on. 1183 01:19:18,504 --> 01:19:20,961 You can't fix us, you can't tame us. 1184 01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:24,798 - Okay, bad boy. - Okay. 1185 01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:26,671 [Uaughs] 1186 01:19:31,392 --> 01:19:34,759 Wow, you pay closer attention than I thought. 1187 01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:37,929 Shane's been in love with me since fifth grade. 1188 01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:40,435 Well, then go out with him. 1189 01:19:40,526 --> 01:19:43,734 Try out a guy who really loves you. You might like it. 1190 01:19:43,821 --> 01:19:46,278 Yeah, okay, Mr. Divorced Five Times. 1191 01:19:46,365 --> 01:19:48,651 How much do you really even know about love? 1192 01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:51,984 Were you ever even in love with anyone but yourself? 1193 01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:58,040 Ha ha. I've been in love about a thousand times. 1194 01:19:58,127 --> 01:19:59,663 But real love? 1195 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:01,629 Just once. 1196 01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:06,791 Just once. 1197 01:20:18,272 --> 01:20:22,185 It was fun while it lasted, wasn't it, Vic? 1198 01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:24,812 We had some great times, you and me. 1199 01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:31,065 You got to do things and see things that most people just dream about. 1200 01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:34,861 - Yeah. - Where did it all go, man? 1201 01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:37,955 And what does any of it mean? 1202 01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:41,500 After all these years, I still can't figure it out. 1203 01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:43,629 What the game is about. 1204 01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:47,464 Survival. Who has the ability to survive. 1205 01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:49,633 - That's the game. - Yeah. 1206 01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:54,839 Well, I'm surviving. Barely. 1207 01:20:55,726 --> 01:20:57,136 I took it all for granted. 1208 01:20:58,103 --> 01:20:59,684 I thought I had it figured out. 1209 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:03,100 I look in the mirror now, 1210 01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,478 and I have no idea who that person is 1211 01:21:05,569 --> 01:21:06,775 staring back at me. 1212 01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:15,610 Damn. 1213 01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:19,492 You're good-looking. 1214 01:21:21,293 --> 01:21:23,249 You know, time is like this river. 1215 01:21:24,505 --> 01:21:26,416 No matter what you do or don't do, 1216 01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:28,919 no matter how much you think you can beat it, 1217 01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:31,591 it just keeps rushing by. 1218 01:21:32,429 --> 01:21:33,839 You don't beat it. 1219 01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,467 You don't beat this river. 1220 01:21:37,101 --> 01:21:38,386 No, you don't. 1221 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,036 Hey, Lil. You know who it is. 1222 01:22:03,127 --> 01:22:04,992 Been kind of trying to call you all night. 1223 01:22:05,087 --> 01:22:07,294 Just wondering where you are. 1224 01:22:07,381 --> 01:22:10,498 If you're still at that hotel with that creepazoid old man. 1225 01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:12,753 Anyway, call me back. Bye. 1226 01:22:23,981 --> 01:22:25,471 Vic, you are so right. 1227 01:22:25,566 --> 01:22:26,976 The more I ignore douchebag's calls, 1228 01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:28,932 the crazier it's making him. 1229 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,280 Vic? 1230 01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:34,115 Vic? 1231 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:01,886 Vic? Are you okay? 1232 01:23:04,521 --> 01:23:07,729 I've watched everyone I ever cared about die. 1233 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:12,692 One by one, they seem to just... 1234 01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:15,779 disappear on me. 1235 01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:19,616 It won't be long before I disappear, too. 1236 01:23:21,455 --> 01:23:22,820 No, don't say that, Vic. 1237 01:23:23,916 --> 01:23:26,749 You want to know why I needed to come to Knoxville? 1238 01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:30,202 I needed to say goodbye. 1239 01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:35,591 Goodbye to the town that made me who I am. 1240 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:39,135 Goodbye to the trees I climbed as a kid. 1241 01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:42,590 Goodbye to the school that taught me how to break the rules. 1242 01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:47,344 And the streets I wandered late at night. 1243 01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:52,941 The hiding places where I left all my secrets. 1244 01:23:55,405 --> 01:23:56,815 The town... 1245 01:23:57,491 --> 01:24:01,780 where I made so many, many mistakes. 1246 01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:09,033 And now it's time for one... last goodbye. 1247 01:24:43,453 --> 01:24:45,284 Okay, Mrs. Schulman. 1248 01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:48,159 You have a very nice visitor today. 1249 01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:52,535 Mr. Edwards has come all the way from Los Angeles, California. 1250 01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:58,586 Now, the Alzheimer's may have progressed 1251 01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:00,588 a little bit further than you're prepared for, 1252 01:25:00,679 --> 01:25:02,419 but she's still a very sweet lady. 1253 01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,220 Isn't that right, Mrs. Schulman? 1254 01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:07,242 All right, I'm gonna leave you to visit. 1255 01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:08,311 Okay. 1256 01:25:16,486 --> 01:25:17,771 How's the food here? 1257 01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:27,778 Look at us. 1258 01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:32,328 Old fogeys. 1259 01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:39,915 But you still look beautiful. 1260 01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:44,594 You still look as beautiful as the day I met you. 1261 01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:49,929 We have a lot of good memories. 1262 01:25:52,731 --> 01:25:54,096 For what it's worth, 1263 01:25:54,691 --> 01:25:57,148 I never loved anybody else like you. 1264 01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:01,315 Ours was the special one. 1265 01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:04,690 The first one. 1266 01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:06,366 The real one. 1267 01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:09,657 I came here to apologize, Claudia. 1268 01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:13,248 I just dealt you... 1269 01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:17,294 a lousy hand. 1270 01:26:19,257 --> 01:26:21,794 I was a stupid, jackass kid. 1271 01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:25,420 All swept up in a crazy dream. 1272 01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:27,880 And I just left you and Gracie. 1273 01:26:31,061 --> 01:26:32,517 I just left. 1274 01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:35,721 I screwed it all up. 1275 01:26:37,067 --> 01:26:40,605 If I could go back and do it again, I would, baby. 1276 01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:42,482 I'd do it differently. 1277 01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:47,695 You were the one that loved me before anybody else 1278 01:26:47,786 --> 01:26:49,117 even knew my name. 1279 01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:52,279 And I treated you like shit. 1280 01:26:55,168 --> 01:26:57,500 I got caught up in all the wrong things 1281 01:26:57,587 --> 01:26:59,327 with all the wrong people. 1282 01:27:00,006 --> 01:27:01,837 I thought I knew it all. 1283 01:27:03,009 --> 01:27:05,967 I thought I had so much time to make it up. 1284 01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:09,217 I thought I could just snap my fingers 1285 01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:10,922 and make things right. 1286 01:27:11,518 --> 01:27:13,179 And when Gracie... 1287 01:27:15,105 --> 01:27:16,265 killed herself... 1288 01:27:20,026 --> 01:27:21,982 That was all my fault, too. 1289 01:27:25,907 --> 01:27:27,488 It's all my fault. 1290 01:27:42,883 --> 01:27:44,089 It is. 1291 01:27:46,887 --> 01:27:48,468 Darling. 1292 01:28:05,989 --> 01:28:08,947 Excuse me. Do I know you? 1293 01:28:20,086 --> 01:28:21,951 You really want to leave me here alone? 1294 01:28:22,047 --> 01:28:24,254 - Well, I really want some food. - Well... 1295 01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:27,048 I know I shouldn't stop you, but I... 1296 01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:31,086 - I feel safe with you around. - You do? 1297 01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:32,512 Well, lam safe, ain't I? 1298 01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:35,136 Well, Justice will be back in a minute. 1299 01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:37,054 Justice ain't you. 1300 01:28:56,665 --> 01:29:00,408 Okay, that concludes our Vic Edwards Film Festival. 1301 01:29:00,502 --> 01:29:03,994 We are now gonna give out our Lifetime Achievement Award 1302 01:29:04,089 --> 01:29:07,001 to the great Vic Edwards in absentia. 1303 01:29:14,891 --> 01:29:16,847 I'm sure if Vic were here, 1304 01:29:16,935 --> 01:29:19,142 he would want to thank all the fans. 1305 01:29:19,229 --> 01:29:20,890 Don't put words in my mouth. 1306 01:29:21,314 --> 01:29:25,273 For crying out loud. Good Lord, man. 1307 01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:28,318 - My... Vic... - Get me a chair. 1308 01:29:28,405 --> 01:29:29,770 Yeah, yeah, of course. Right away. 1309 01:29:45,088 --> 01:29:47,750 Unfortunately, until today, 1310 01:29:49,342 --> 01:29:54,462 the last time I apologized for anything was in 1977. 1311 01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:58,382 I punched out a director on the set of Horse Power. 1312 01:30:00,103 --> 01:30:02,640 Well... 1313 01:30:04,649 --> 01:30:05,934 I'm sorry. 1314 01:30:06,359 --> 01:30:08,566 I'm sorry for being such an asshole. 1315 01:30:10,238 --> 01:30:12,695 Leaving the way I did. 1316 01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:17,409 I thought I was too good for this little film festival, but... 1317 01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:20,279 as it turns out, 1318 01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:23,823 it's too good for the likes of me. 1319 01:30:26,671 --> 01:30:29,083 Winning this Lifetime Achievement Award 1320 01:30:30,175 --> 01:30:32,917 has forced me to examine an important question 1321 01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:36,424 that I've avoided as long as possible. 1322 01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:41,133 What have I really achieved in this lifetime? 1323 01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:46,145 Most of the movies I've made, 1324 01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:49,057 everybody knows the way they're gonna end. 1325 01:30:50,153 --> 01:30:51,643 Right from the first scene. 1326 01:30:55,492 --> 01:30:57,653 Life '3 kind of like that. 1327 01:30:57,744 --> 01:31:00,827 - Everybody knows how it ends. - Back away! 1328 01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:05,495 But it's the scenes in the middle... 1329 01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:09,453 that make it count. 1330 01:31:10,757 --> 01:31:14,796 The great producer Joseph E. Levine once told me, 1331 01:31:15,553 --> 01:31:18,420 "An audience will forgive a shitty act two 1332 01:31:19,391 --> 01:31:23,259 if you can wow 'em in act three." 1333 01:31:24,688 --> 01:31:25,768 Well... 1334 01:31:27,524 --> 01:31:29,810 I had a hell of an act one. 1335 01:31:30,944 --> 01:31:32,855 Pretty shitty act two. 1336 01:31:32,946 --> 01:31:35,688 And I screwed up most of act three. 1337 01:31:37,158 --> 01:31:38,648 I made certain of that. 1338 01:31:39,411 --> 01:31:41,402 But thanks to you, 1339 01:31:41,496 --> 01:31:46,707 and thanks to Doug and Shane and Stuart and Faith. 1340 01:31:48,628 --> 01:31:50,914 And especially Lil. 1341 01:31:57,095 --> 01:31:58,801 And everybody here. 1342 01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:01,629 You’ve helped me to see 1343 01:32:01,725 --> 01:32:05,638 that maybe it’s not too late for my Hollywood ending. 1344 01:32:30,837 --> 01:32:33,544 And so, with humility and pride 1345 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:37,631 and deep appreciation 1346 01:32:38,344 --> 01:32:41,256 that I, Martin Joel Schulman, 1347 01:32:41,347 --> 01:32:43,053 proud son of Tennessee, 1348 01:32:44,809 --> 01:32:48,552 humbly accept this Lifetime, 1349 01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:51,020 so far, 1350 01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:55,016 Achievement Award. 1351 01:32:57,739 --> 01:33:00,902 And I'm gonna make damn sure that the rest of my life 1352 01:33:02,452 --> 01:33:05,285 lives up to the honor of this. 1353 01:33:05,371 --> 01:33:06,577 Thank you. 1354 01:33:25,642 --> 01:33:27,178 Thank you, Doug. 1355 01:33:32,899 --> 01:33:34,981 I can't believe you just spent the whole weekend 1356 01:33:35,068 --> 01:33:36,979 in Knoxville with Vic Edwards. 1357 01:33:37,070 --> 01:33:38,901 Did he talk about Murder Can Kill You? 1358 01:33:38,988 --> 01:33:40,398 Did he tell you any stories? 1359 01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:54,454 Thank you. 1360 01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:05,845 Bye, Marty. 1361 01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:54,227 Lil? Where do you want this one? 1362 01:34:56,065 --> 01:34:57,555 There. 1363 01:34:57,650 --> 01:34:58,685 Yeah. 1364 01:34:59,736 --> 01:35:00,816 I told you so. 1365 01:35:01,279 --> 01:35:02,735 I know you did. 1366 01:35:02,822 --> 01:35:04,062 And you were right. 1367 01:35:04,157 --> 01:35:06,569 A Lifetime Achievement. How can I get one of those? 1368 01:35:06,659 --> 01:35:09,617 - Can I rent it? - I told them about you 1369 01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:11,569 and they seemed interested. 1370 01:35:11,664 --> 01:35:13,029 Stop it. 101247

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