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Next time you miss
Shameless,
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I cut off your testicles
and feed it to homeless dog
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who lives behind The Alibi,
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but today you get free pass.
I tell you.
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- Debbie?
- Yeah?
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I made an appointment
for you for Friday.
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For an abortion.
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Not part of my plan.
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I shot up.
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You're just telling me
this now?
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You had a lot on your mind.
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What's with the attitude?
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You're on my ass 24/7.
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At home,
"Did you take your meds?"
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At work, "You're late.
Pick up the pace."
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If you don't like it, leave.
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- I will.
- Good! Go!
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What the fuck?
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I thought you cut
the throttle cable.
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I did.
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Are you sure
you cut the right cable?
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Yes, there's only two
cables, the throttle and the--
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I'll just make note
of your pregnancy.
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What?
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You didn't know
you were pregnant?
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♪ think of all
the luck you got ♪
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♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ you were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ what is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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♪ round up
the friends you got ♪
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♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ you were willing
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ what is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Jesus!
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Fuck.
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Shit.
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Gallagher rain.
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_
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Frank, what the hell
is going on?
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This Jorge Mendoza
and his clan.
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Got evicted.
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Bank sold it right out
from under them,
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and the Mendozas
came home yesterday
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to find all their stuff
on the street.
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And how is this our problem?
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The loss of our
unique community?
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Generations of the American
melting pot
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getting kicked
out of their homes.
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Gentrification is
everyone's problem, Fiona.
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Frank, what are they doing
in our yard?
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I rented it to them.
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The shed, the van,
under the porch,
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this grassy area.
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And, oh, my God,
can they cook.
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Yanis.
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Hey, man.
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It's Kev and V.
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Yeah, I'm paralyzed,
not blind.
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Look, we just wanted to say
how, uh, really sorry we are
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for what happened to you.
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Really, really,
really sorry.
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Sorry the way any
good neighbor would be.
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You got any Greek in you?
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Greek?
No, no.
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I'm not sure.
Maybe.
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Yeah, yeah, probably.
I don't know.
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You're a good friend.
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He's a good man.
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You're Greek for sure.
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So when are they gonna
move you to rehab?
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I'm not going to rehab.
I'm going home.
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I don't trust that Chink doctor
or the girly man.
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I'm checking myself out
of this hellhole today.
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You believe this shit,
adelphe?
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Eight years I serve
in the Marines,
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I walk away fine.
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I got these two kunas
on the South Side of Chicago,
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I'm rolling out of here
in a goddamn chair.
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- Who?
- Those two kunas.
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The ones who took
my dogs.
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Oh, you talking
about Lisa and Lisa?
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Yeah, they did this to me.
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They cut my brake line.
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Those bitches
are gonna pay.
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They're gonna fucking pay.
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What'd you say?
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He is just sympathizing.
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His voice squeaks
when he sympathizes,
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like a little girl,
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which we have two of,
by the way.
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Two little girls who need
their daddy, Kevin,
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so it is time for us to go.
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Give him the flowers.
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Where'd all this come from?
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Carl bought Froot Loops.
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And cage-free organic eggs
and juice with the pulp in it.
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Eat up, little homey.
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Where you getting
all this money?
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Juvie job.
Saved up.
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You better not be
selling drugs again, Carl.
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Nope, no drugs.
I learned my lesson.
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♪ now I'm papered up
so I'm back in the game ♪
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♪ got these haters ducking ♪
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♪ 'cause it's like
I'm takin' aim ♪
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- Next.
- You better watch out.
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If she doesn't like
what you're doing,
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she might try to fire you
from the family.
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Yeah, or try to force you
to get an abortion.
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Smells good.
Bacon?
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- Froot Loops.
- You coming to work?
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Yeah, I just got to get
dressed and talk to Debs.
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About what?
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I want to apologize,
okay?
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- I'm gonna go.
- I'll meet you there.
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Oh, so you get
to be late
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'cause you're fucking
the boss, right?
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Lip already got you a new job,
so cut the shit.
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Carl, can you drop Liam
at Head Start
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on your way to school?
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Do I look like a babysitter?
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No, you look like a criminal,
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but last I checked,
you were still a Gallagher.
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Fine.
Bros got to stick together.
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Let's go.
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Come on, little homey.
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Don't be a little shit.
Let's go.
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I'm gonna be late.
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I'm pregnant, Debs.
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Not funny.
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No, it's not,
and it turns out that the pill
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is a big fucking waste
of money.
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Are you lying?
Are you making this up?
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You are the only one who lies
about pregnancies around here.
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Jesus.
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I'm not making it up.
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Oh, my God.
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This is amazing.
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What are the chances?
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We can raise them together
like sisters.
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Sister cousins!
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Whose is it?
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Is it Gus' or Sean's?
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If it was Gus',
that'd be weird.
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How far along are you?
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Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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Listen.
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I'm saying...
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I know how shitty this feels,
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like something's taken over
your body, and you feel sick
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and, like, a little crazy,
and I'm sorry
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because I didn't get that
before,
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and I was harsh and cold and...
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Anyway, I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
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And now we can
go through it together.
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We can go to the clinic.
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We'll make appointments
for the same day.
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It'll be good.
It'll be like a family outing.
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Like Disneyland,
only with abortions.
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Wait, what?
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What kind of apology is that?
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Debs,
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I know that you think
that keeping it
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will bring Derek back,
but if he left you like this,
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then he doesn't deserve you,
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and there will be other guys
that you will love--
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No, no, no, no.
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You're the one who
sleeps around, Fiona, not me.
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God.
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You are disgusting.
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You're a horrible human being.
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You didn't even bother
to divorce your husband.
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You just ghosted him.
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I what?
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You ghosted him.
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You disappeared.
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And now you're gonna ghost
your baby.
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Family breakfast,
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no one bothers
to invite the padre.
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Typical.
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Frank, walk me to school.
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Walk you to school?
What are you--
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You think I'm your father?
All right.
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♪ dude in the ice-white shoes
talking square ♪
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♪ du-du-dude
in the ice-white shoes ♪
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♪ I been waiting to put
my foot down ♪
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♪ I'm the man
with hustle muscle ♪
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♪ like a fire, whoa ♪
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♪ I'm the one
that count it out... ♪
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Chicago PD.
We have a warrant.
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- Yo.
- Hey, buddy.
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What's up, man?
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Oh.
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Oh, check you out.
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This is all yours?
No roommate?
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Yeah, it's pretty sweet,
right?
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Yeah.
Titty art.
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Trying to make sure everyone
knows you're straight?
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There's plenty of dude-on-dude
action around here.
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- You'll do fine.
- Oh, sweet.
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- Red Bull?
- Nah, let's go grab a coffee.
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- You can show me around.
- You know, I can't.
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You know, I got a lab due.
I've been up all night.
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I got a few more pages to go
and then some classes,
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but then I can hang.
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Yeah, cool.
I can, uh--
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I should go check in
at the new job anyway.
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Yeah.
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- Thanks, by the way.
- Oh, yeah, you know what?
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I'll introduce you
to Prof Youens.
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- You can thank him.
- Cool.
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This is some seriously
nerdy shit.
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Yeah.
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♪ real Gs don't have to speak
and yet ♪
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♪ now you talkin'
from the left... ♪
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I got to get to work.
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All right, I'll catch you later,
all right?
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Yeah.
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♪ but hey, I ain't safe ♪
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♪ they box them up... ♪
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I'm gonna be a grandfather.
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From the bowels of death,
new life.
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A new Gallagher.
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Yeah,
and Fiona's pregnant too.
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Shut up!
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A double grandfather.
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Yeah, but Fiona doesn't want
to have hers,
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and she's trying to force me
to get rid of mine too.
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She says I'm too young.
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She's wrong.
Scientifically wrong.
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Biologically speaking,
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you're in your prime
childbearing years.
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Actually,
a little beyond them.
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If Fiona waits much longer,
she's gonna have babies
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that look like wombats.
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Her labia will stretch
halfway to her knees.
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Men wanting to do cunnilingus
will require a straw.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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This is your time, Debs.
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Don't let anyone
tell you differently.
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But what about Fiona?
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She can't force you
to do anything.
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You have the right
to control your own body.
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But Fiona has that right too.
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Well, we won't let her.
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I had to handcuff Monica
to the bed
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when she was pregnant
with Carl.
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I kept her loaded for months
until he was too big to abort.
259
00:10:10,149 --> 00:10:12,349
Yeah, I don't think
Sean's gonna go for that.
260
00:10:12,401 --> 00:10:13,350
Who's Sean?
261
00:10:13,402 --> 00:10:15,102
Her boyfriend.
262
00:10:15,154 --> 00:10:16,687
I thought she was married.
263
00:10:16,739 --> 00:10:19,190
Never mind.
I'll talk to her.
264
00:10:19,242 --> 00:10:20,691
Okay.
265
00:10:20,743 --> 00:10:22,409
Maybe we all
should talk to her.
266
00:10:22,445 --> 00:10:23,744
Absolutely.
267
00:10:23,779 --> 00:10:25,112
We'll talk more after school,
all right?
268
00:10:25,164 --> 00:10:26,580
I got to run now.
269
00:10:26,616 --> 00:10:28,699
I can't be late
for my cancer support group.
270
00:10:28,751 --> 00:10:29,783
Wait, Frank.
271
00:10:29,785 --> 00:10:31,218
Do you have cancer?
272
00:10:31,254 --> 00:10:33,120
Not that I know of.
273
00:10:33,172 --> 00:10:34,822
Knock wood.
274
00:10:55,444 --> 00:10:56,443
Can I help you?
275
00:10:56,479 --> 00:10:58,746
Hi, uh, I'm Ian Gallagher.
276
00:10:58,781 --> 00:11:02,449
Today's my first day.
277
00:11:02,485 --> 00:11:05,152
Y-you spell Ian
with three letters?
278
00:11:05,154 --> 00:11:07,154
Uh, yeah.
279
00:11:07,156 --> 00:11:09,623
- I-A-N.
- That's lucky.
280
00:11:09,659 --> 00:11:11,625
It costs extra to get
more than three letters
281
00:11:11,661 --> 00:11:13,327
embroidered on your uniform.
282
00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:15,996
That's why Tod
lost his second D.
283
00:11:16,048 --> 00:11:20,634
A-a-a-and Ron, he--
he used to be called Ronnie,
284
00:11:20,670 --> 00:11:23,871
but you don't have to change
your name at all.
285
00:11:23,906 --> 00:11:25,139
That's like fate.
286
00:11:25,174 --> 00:11:27,007
Come on,
I'll show you around.
287
00:11:27,059 --> 00:11:28,509
Ian.
288
00:11:28,561 --> 00:11:30,978
Tod had a, uh, car accident
a few years ago.
289
00:11:31,013 --> 00:11:32,479
He's got a plate
in his head now.
290
00:11:32,515 --> 00:11:34,181
He's a bit simpler
than he used to be,
291
00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:37,518
but, uh,
well, he's a good guy.
292
00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:39,937
So you ever done any work
like this?
293
00:11:39,989 --> 00:11:43,290
I, uh, washed dishes
in a diner, bussed tables.
294
00:11:43,326 --> 00:11:46,777
Well, this is like that,
only without the tips.
295
00:11:46,829 --> 00:11:48,162
Yep.
296
00:11:48,197 --> 00:11:50,831
You punch in here.
297
00:11:50,866 --> 00:11:53,033
As low man on the totem pole,
your job will be
298
00:11:53,035 --> 00:11:54,835
to empty the trash
all over the campus
299
00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:57,538
and to clean up any messes
you may find along the way.
300
00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:59,340
Now, you pull this bin with you.
301
00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,642
You come in and you get a mop
and a bucket if you need it.
302
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:04,545
Hit all the classroom bins
but only in between classes.
303
00:12:04,547 --> 00:12:08,015
It's a timing thing, but, uh,
well, you look smart.
304
00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:09,016
You'll figure it out.
305
00:12:09,051 --> 00:12:10,634
So that's it?
306
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,186
I empty trash all day?
307
00:12:12,221 --> 00:12:14,521
Half hour for lunch, 1 PM.
308
00:12:14,557 --> 00:12:15,723
Clock out for your breaks.
309
00:12:15,725 --> 00:12:17,358
The day ends at 5 PM.
310
00:12:17,393 --> 00:12:19,560
Now, once you get the hang
of the trash patrol,
311
00:12:19,612 --> 00:12:21,028
we'll train you
on the bathrooms.
312
00:12:21,063 --> 00:12:22,696
Now, we'll get this uniform
embroidered,
313
00:12:22,732 --> 00:12:27,234
but, uh, for today,
you can be Dave.
314
00:12:32,241 --> 00:12:35,042
Hey, you see a bike you like?
315
00:12:35,077 --> 00:12:36,543
Don't worry, my homey.
I got you.
316
00:12:36,579 --> 00:12:39,163
We'll find your dream bike.
317
00:12:39,215 --> 00:12:41,382
Hey, yo, Dominique.
318
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,167
I been missing you.
319
00:12:43,219 --> 00:12:44,551
You don't know me.
320
00:12:44,587 --> 00:12:46,086
I know you from my dreams.
321
00:12:46,088 --> 00:12:47,721
I already told you
and your cornrows
322
00:12:47,757 --> 00:12:48,722
to leave me alone.
323
00:12:48,758 --> 00:12:50,090
Why you got to dis the rows?
324
00:12:50,092 --> 00:12:52,092
They never did nothing
but love you.
325
00:12:52,094 --> 00:12:53,560
Why are you trying to play hard
when you're nothing
326
00:12:53,596 --> 00:12:55,095
but a white boy
playing dress-up?
327
00:12:55,097 --> 00:12:56,597
You hurt me, Dominique.
328
00:12:56,649 --> 00:12:58,732
You hurt my heart and my soul.
329
00:12:58,768 --> 00:13:01,435
You think color's nothing
but a skin tone.
330
00:13:01,487 --> 00:13:03,237
You see my brother Nick there?
331
00:13:03,272 --> 00:13:05,072
We was in juvie together.
332
00:13:05,107 --> 00:13:06,607
He sees past my skin
333
00:13:06,609 --> 00:13:10,110
into my dark, black soul.
334
00:13:10,162 --> 00:13:11,945
Carl.
335
00:13:11,947 --> 00:13:13,580
Fiona's pregnant
and I want the whole family
336
00:13:13,616 --> 00:13:14,948
to talk her into keeping it.
337
00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:16,784
- You in?
- White girl, I don't know you.
338
00:13:18,287 --> 00:13:20,037
♪ only the strong survive ♪
339
00:13:20,089 --> 00:13:21,588
Mr. Gallagher,
340
00:13:21,624 --> 00:13:23,924
I'd like a word with you
in my office.
341
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,876
♪ give it all you got,
give it all you got ♪
342
00:13:25,928 --> 00:13:27,795
♪ I was born on the bottom,
I'ma die on top ♪
343
00:13:27,797 --> 00:13:29,129
♪ yeah, yeah ♪
344
00:13:29,181 --> 00:13:30,798
There are ways
to make things right.
345
00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:32,299
The man is paralyzed.
You feeling guilty?
346
00:13:32,301 --> 00:13:33,934
He's gonna need help
around the house.
347
00:13:33,969 --> 00:13:35,269
Hey, thanks for coming.
348
00:13:35,304 --> 00:13:36,804
Well, your text
said 911 and--
349
00:13:36,856 --> 00:13:38,305
I accidentally cut
our neighbor's motorcycle
350
00:13:38,307 --> 00:13:40,407
brake cable, and now
he's paralyzed for life.
351
00:13:40,443 --> 00:13:41,742
- Kevin!
- What?
352
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,310
God, it just feels good
to say it out loud.
353
00:13:43,312 --> 00:13:44,778
I'll explain later.
354
00:13:44,814 --> 00:13:45,979
What's going on with you?
You look like hell.
355
00:13:45,981 --> 00:13:48,148
Hey, uh, Kev,
grab a table and order.
356
00:13:51,203 --> 00:13:52,653
Hey, man.
357
00:13:52,705 --> 00:13:54,188
Paralyzed a dude.
358
00:13:54,223 --> 00:13:57,491
Cut his brake cable.
359
00:13:57,543 --> 00:13:58,492
Cool.
360
00:13:58,544 --> 00:13:59,693
Want a menu?
361
00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:02,129
I'm pregnant.
362
00:14:02,164 --> 00:14:03,330
- What?
- Yep.
363
00:14:03,332 --> 00:14:05,165
Wait.
Debbie is pregnant, you said.
364
00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,668
Turns out we got a two-for-one
over at our place.
365
00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:09,336
It's like a fucking
sick joke, V.
366
00:14:09,338 --> 00:14:11,472
We're both knocked up,
she wants to keep hers,
367
00:14:11,507 --> 00:14:13,924
Ian hates my guts, Carl is,
like, turning into
368
00:14:13,976 --> 00:14:16,093
a fucking criminal,
and I'm, like--
369
00:14:16,145 --> 00:14:19,012
- Shit, what is this?
- It's the hormones.
370
00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:21,515
You just start leaking down your
face until the babies are born.
371
00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:23,517
Then you start leaking
out your titties.
372
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:25,853
Oh.
373
00:14:25,855 --> 00:14:27,521
Whose is it?
374
00:14:27,523 --> 00:14:29,723
Sean's.
375
00:14:31,994 --> 00:14:34,161
Or maybe Gus'.
376
00:14:36,582 --> 00:14:37,865
Possibly Jimmy's.
377
00:14:40,035 --> 00:14:41,668
That's not funny.
378
00:14:41,704 --> 00:14:43,287
I'm sorry.
379
00:14:43,339 --> 00:14:45,506
Maybe not funny "ha-ha"
but funny slutty.
380
00:14:47,543 --> 00:14:48,742
Oh.
381
00:14:48,778 --> 00:14:51,879
Oh.
You gonna tell any of them?
382
00:14:51,881 --> 00:14:54,181
No, 'cause I'm not
gonna have it.
383
00:14:56,018 --> 00:14:57,651
You're not gonna tell Sean?
384
00:14:57,686 --> 00:15:00,020
No.
There's no reason to.
385
00:15:03,225 --> 00:15:06,643
But I think I got to go see Gus.
386
00:15:06,695 --> 00:15:07,728
Fucking Debbie.
387
00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:10,314
She accused me of ghosting him,
388
00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:12,149
and I get that she's 15
and by definition
389
00:15:12,201 --> 00:15:13,817
that makes her a bitch,
but it's, like,
390
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,903
really fucking with me.
391
00:15:15,905 --> 00:15:17,571
It's fucking with you
'cause it's true.
392
00:15:17,573 --> 00:15:18,572
You did ghost him.
393
00:15:18,574 --> 00:15:19,873
You never ended it.
394
00:15:19,909 --> 00:15:22,009
You never gave him back
his ring.
395
00:15:22,044 --> 00:15:24,411
I know.
396
00:15:24,463 --> 00:15:28,499
And it's like,
she can't have this baby, but...
397
00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:30,250
there's no chance
she's gonna listen to me
398
00:15:30,252 --> 00:15:31,752
until I clean up my own shit.
399
00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:34,087
Oh.
400
00:15:37,426 --> 00:15:39,426
His band's got a gig tonight.
401
00:15:39,428 --> 00:15:41,728
It's all over Facebook.
402
00:15:41,764 --> 00:15:43,430
Go and see him,
403
00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:46,016
and then tell Debbie that you're
getting your house in order
404
00:15:46,068 --> 00:15:48,435
and she should to do the same
in the form of evacuating
405
00:15:48,437 --> 00:15:50,103
her underage womb.
406
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,750
Students talk.
407
00:16:03,786 --> 00:16:07,087
They talk in the corridors,
in the cafeteria.
408
00:16:07,122 --> 00:16:09,923
They talk, and they seem
to think that if they lower
409
00:16:09,959 --> 00:16:12,092
their bellowing voices
only slightly
410
00:16:12,127 --> 00:16:14,962
that I can't hear them.
411
00:16:14,964 --> 00:16:18,332
But I have the ears of a dog,
Mr. Gallagher,
412
00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:22,002
the ears of a dog
and the soul of a warrior.
413
00:16:22,037 --> 00:16:24,304
Heard you're selling weapons,
son.
414
00:16:28,644 --> 00:16:32,913
There was a school shooting
at Westmont last month,
415
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:35,115
three kids
and two teachers shot.
416
00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:38,652
And Bridgemont Middle School,
13-year-old lost a leg.
417
00:16:38,654 --> 00:16:40,587
Hobbling around on a peg now.
418
00:16:40,623 --> 00:16:42,122
- So?
- So?
419
00:16:42,157 --> 00:16:43,657
You don't care
about your fellow man?
420
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,800
I want a GLOCK.
421
00:16:53,836 --> 00:16:56,937
A nine-millimeter semi
with an extended mag
422
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,922
but no cop-killer bullets.
423
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,674
I need hollow tips.
424
00:17:00,676 --> 00:17:02,509
Can't have my bullet
going through the shooter
425
00:17:02,511 --> 00:17:03,977
into some innocent kid.
426
00:17:06,582 --> 00:17:08,599
Hey, inventory and payroll
are done,
427
00:17:08,651 --> 00:17:10,317
and tomorrow's orders are in.
428
00:17:10,352 --> 00:17:13,604
Do you mind if I, uh, go handle
some shit that needs handling?
429
00:17:13,656 --> 00:17:14,988
No, I don't mind a bit
430
00:17:15,024 --> 00:17:16,490
if you tell me what's going on.
431
00:17:16,525 --> 00:17:18,358
- Thanks.
- Just family stuff.
432
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,527
- I call bullshit.
- What do you mean?
433
00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:23,864
What I mean is,
tell me what's going on.
434
00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:26,950
Besides my 15-year-old sister
planning to ruin her life
435
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,035
and mine?
436
00:17:28,087 --> 00:17:30,003
Yeah.
437
00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:32,372
I can tell when somebody's
being cagey or full of shit
438
00:17:32,424 --> 00:17:34,541
'cause I spent most of my life
being both.
439
00:17:34,593 --> 00:17:36,710
Is that supposed
to comfort me?
440
00:17:36,712 --> 00:17:39,713
I'm saying direct's
a better approach with me.
441
00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:46,803
Fine.
442
00:17:46,855 --> 00:17:48,889
I'm gonna go to the clinic
to see if I can
443
00:17:48,941 --> 00:17:52,025
make an appointment for Debbie,
and then...
444
00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:53,393
I'm gonna go see Gus tonight.
445
00:17:53,445 --> 00:17:55,195
Husband Gus?
Augustus Gus?
446
00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:56,697
Do you know another Gus?
447
00:17:56,732 --> 00:17:58,398
No. Why?
448
00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:00,033
I want to tell him
that it's over.
449
00:18:00,069 --> 00:18:02,569
Pretty sure he knows.
450
00:18:02,571 --> 00:18:04,037
Tell him I'm sorry.
451
00:18:04,073 --> 00:18:07,324
Give him back
his grandmother's ring.
452
00:18:07,376 --> 00:18:10,911
Why would you not
just tell me that?
453
00:18:10,913 --> 00:18:11,912
I don't know.
454
00:18:11,914 --> 00:18:14,748
Felt personal somehow.
455
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,333
Okay.
456
00:18:16,385 --> 00:18:18,835
Go and do what you need to do.
457
00:18:18,887 --> 00:18:20,087
Thanks.
458
00:18:29,431 --> 00:18:30,897
Been looking for you.
459
00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:32,599
I was just leaving.
What do you want?
460
00:18:32,601 --> 00:18:34,234
Debbie told me the good news.
461
00:18:34,269 --> 00:18:35,402
I could just weep with joy.
462
00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:36,937
Oh, God.
Jesus, Frank.
463
00:18:36,939 --> 00:18:38,105
Let go of me.
464
00:18:38,107 --> 00:18:39,940
Can I congratulate
the papa-to-be?
465
00:18:39,942 --> 00:18:41,191
You cannot.
466
00:18:41,243 --> 00:18:43,193
Is it the guy you were
kissing in here?
467
00:18:43,245 --> 00:18:45,696
Are there multiple options
to it?
468
00:18:50,786 --> 00:18:53,453
Hey, yo, Dominique,
I want you to be my baby.
469
00:18:53,455 --> 00:18:57,557
It's your heart, your soul,
and body that I seek.
470
00:18:57,593 --> 00:18:59,993
What is the matter with you?
471
00:19:00,029 --> 00:19:02,763
Mr. Gallagher,
I just wanted to commend you
472
00:19:02,798 --> 00:19:06,466
as a fine, upstanding
African-American citizen
473
00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:07,934
of our proud school.
474
00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:09,770
Thank you, Principal.
475
00:19:09,805 --> 00:19:12,806
Sir, no disrespect,
but he's white.
476
00:19:12,808 --> 00:19:14,307
Don't be ridiculous.
477
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,143
More of our
African-American youth
478
00:19:16,145 --> 00:19:18,278
should be like
young Carl here.
479
00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:23,984
Think that was too much?
480
00:19:24,036 --> 00:19:25,419
Nah, I think we gained
some ground.
481
00:19:25,454 --> 00:19:26,987
A'ight, let's do some business.
482
00:19:34,996 --> 00:19:37,210
_
483
00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:52,012
How is he?
Coming home?
484
00:19:52,064 --> 00:19:55,482
Yeah, but only because
he doesn't trust his doctors.
485
00:19:55,517 --> 00:19:57,617
Something about them
being immigrants or something.
486
00:19:57,653 --> 00:19:59,820
Uh, well,
isn't he an immigrant?
487
00:19:59,855 --> 00:20:01,354
He's paralyzed.
488
00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:03,023
I don't think we should
be criticizing him.
489
00:20:03,025 --> 00:20:05,025
It's very nice
of you to clean up his yard.
490
00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:06,293
Very neighborly.
491
00:20:06,328 --> 00:20:09,863
Yeah, we should do something
for him too.
492
00:20:09,865 --> 00:20:11,164
Maybe plant a nice garden.
493
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,533
Ooh, maybe roses
and a new lawn.
494
00:20:13,535 --> 00:20:16,286
I think maybe it's the best
if you two just stay clear.
495
00:20:16,338 --> 00:20:17,537
I'm gonna pick him up
and I'm gonna
496
00:20:17,539 --> 00:20:18,572
bring him back
in a couple hours.
497
00:20:18,607 --> 00:20:20,273
Maybe a new fence.
498
00:20:25,047 --> 00:20:26,713
She thinks just 'cause
I'm pregnant
499
00:20:26,765 --> 00:20:29,182
means I'm gonna drop out,
which it obviously doesn't,
500
00:20:29,218 --> 00:20:31,468
but if she has her baby,
it'll be so much easier
501
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,053
'cause she'll be taking care
of hers anyway,
502
00:20:33,055 --> 00:20:35,555
so she can just watch mine
while I go to school.
503
00:20:35,557 --> 00:20:37,357
Stop screwing in there.
We need to pee!
504
00:20:37,392 --> 00:20:39,159
Forget it.
I'm gonna pee in the sink.
505
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,311
God, this is such bullshit.
506
00:20:41,363 --> 00:20:43,697
This is why teen moms
drop out of high school
507
00:20:43,732 --> 00:20:46,333
even though we are in
our prime childbearing years.
508
00:20:56,478 --> 00:20:58,829
Uh, you can't do that.
509
00:20:58,881 --> 00:21:01,047
My pregnancy is no less
punishing to my bladder
510
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:03,416
than your paralysis is to yours.
511
00:21:03,418 --> 00:21:04,417
Right?
512
00:21:04,419 --> 00:21:05,418
I'm trying to wipe.
513
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,586
Do you mind?
514
00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:10,557
- Fiona Gallagher.
- Yeah.
515
00:21:10,592 --> 00:21:11,675
Reason for visit?
516
00:21:11,727 --> 00:21:13,226
Uh, I'm pregnant
and I need a--
517
00:21:13,262 --> 00:21:15,128
We'd like to learn
about prenatal care, please.
518
00:21:15,164 --> 00:21:16,563
No, we wouldn't.
519
00:21:16,598 --> 00:21:18,098
You're here to discuss
your options?
520
00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:19,850
- I'm here to get an abortion...
- No, she's not.
521
00:21:19,902 --> 00:21:21,768
...but they said I need to make
an appointment for a pee test.
522
00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:23,436
A pee test
and a reservation in hell.
523
00:21:23,489 --> 00:21:24,738
Jesus Christ.
524
00:21:24,773 --> 00:21:26,189
He's opposed to abortion.
525
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:29,242
I'm pretty sure
that's on record.
526
00:21:29,278 --> 00:21:30,911
Can we do it today?
Like, right now?
527
00:21:30,946 --> 00:21:32,612
Your mother would weep
if she heard you say that.
528
00:21:32,664 --> 00:21:34,114
Can you make him leave?
529
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:36,082
If I leave, I'm gonna go talk
to the baby daddy.
530
00:21:36,118 --> 00:21:38,418
- You're not the father?
- I am the grandfather.
531
00:21:38,453 --> 00:21:40,587
My God, I love the way
that sounds.
532
00:21:40,622 --> 00:21:42,956
You go anywhere near Sean,
and I will set you on fire
533
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:44,558
in your fucking sleep.
534
00:21:44,593 --> 00:21:46,426
About that appointment.
535
00:21:46,461 --> 00:21:48,962
We can't do it today, but we
can schedule for next week.
536
00:21:49,014 --> 00:21:51,214
You'll be medicated, so you'll
need somebody to pick you up.
537
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:52,883
You have a husband
or boyfriend?
538
00:21:52,935 --> 00:21:54,768
- I can--
- She has both.
539
00:22:04,379 --> 00:22:06,563
- Who's in my yard?
- Oh, some of the neighbors.
540
00:22:06,615 --> 00:22:08,014
They want to do
something nice for you.
541
00:22:08,050 --> 00:22:09,683
They're throwing away
all my shit!
542
00:22:09,718 --> 00:22:10,984
You goddamn kunas!
543
00:22:11,036 --> 00:22:12,953
I'll kill you first,
xekoliaras!
544
00:22:12,988 --> 00:22:13,954
Jesus Christ!
545
00:22:18,994 --> 00:22:20,410
You stupid b--
546
00:22:30,339 --> 00:22:31,838
Hey.
547
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,590
Uh, I was just gonna
empty the trash.
548
00:22:33,642 --> 00:22:35,342
- Should I come back?
- No. No, no, no.
549
00:22:35,344 --> 00:22:37,143
Come in.
Uh, this is Professor Youens.
550
00:22:37,179 --> 00:22:38,645
He made the call
to get you the job.
551
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,513
Oh.
552
00:22:40,515 --> 00:22:43,850
Thank you.
I really appreciate it.
553
00:22:43,852 --> 00:22:45,185
How do you pronounce that?
554
00:22:45,187 --> 00:22:46,353
- "Dav"?
- Dave.
555
00:22:46,405 --> 00:22:48,021
Uh, Ian.
His name's Ian.
556
00:22:48,023 --> 00:22:49,723
You look young, Ian.
You still in high school?
557
00:22:49,758 --> 00:22:50,991
No, he, uh--
558
00:22:51,026 --> 00:22:53,360
I dropped out.
Joined the army.
559
00:22:53,362 --> 00:22:56,062
Since when does the US Army
accept high school dropouts?
560
00:22:56,098 --> 00:22:58,531
They don't.
I registered as Lip.
561
00:22:58,533 --> 00:23:00,700
It's a long story.
562
00:23:00,702 --> 00:23:02,502
- He as smart as you?
- No.
563
00:23:02,537 --> 00:23:03,870
Yeah, he's smart.
564
00:23:03,872 --> 00:23:05,839
Lip is the genius
of the family.
565
00:23:05,874 --> 00:23:07,707
So that gives you an excuse
for not finishing?
566
00:23:07,709 --> 00:23:10,126
You seem plenty smart,
and Dav's uniform
567
00:23:10,178 --> 00:23:11,294
doesn't really suit you.
568
00:23:16,218 --> 00:23:17,817
You want to get some food
or something?
569
00:23:19,388 --> 00:23:20,470
Yeah.
570
00:23:20,522 --> 00:23:21,855
Cool.
571
00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:24,858
- Fiona here?
- Napping.
572
00:23:24,893 --> 00:23:27,811
Hopefully dreaming
of her unborn child.
573
00:23:27,863 --> 00:23:29,396
We need to convince her
to keep it.
574
00:23:29,398 --> 00:23:31,431
- Who's she?
- That's Juanita.
575
00:23:31,466 --> 00:23:32,532
Juanita...
576
00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:35,068
_
577
00:23:35,069 --> 00:23:37,276
_
578
00:23:37,311 --> 00:23:39,773
_
579
00:23:39,808 --> 00:23:41,574
Gracias.
580
00:23:41,576 --> 00:23:42,575
I'm starving.
581
00:23:42,577 --> 00:23:44,160
Baby needs to eat.
582
00:23:44,212 --> 00:23:47,080
Time for you to learn
the grand Gallagher art
583
00:23:47,082 --> 00:23:49,332
of living off
the American government.
584
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:51,751
Well, I have to pick up Liam,
and I told V I'd babysit.
585
00:23:51,753 --> 00:23:54,054
- Yo, I'll get Liam.
- You will?
586
00:23:54,089 --> 00:23:55,889
I need to introduce him
to somebody.
587
00:23:55,924 --> 00:23:58,174
You got a problem with that,
you can give my drumstick back.
588
00:23:58,226 --> 00:24:00,010
Whatever.
589
00:24:00,062 --> 00:24:01,561
A'ight, we'll go pick up
little homey
590
00:24:01,596 --> 00:24:03,013
and pay Dominique a visit.
591
00:24:03,065 --> 00:24:06,466
She need to understand
the bloodlines around here.
592
00:24:06,501 --> 00:24:09,269
So your professor's
kind of a dick, huh?
593
00:24:09,271 --> 00:24:11,237
Oh, he's fucking harmless.
594
00:24:11,273 --> 00:24:13,773
He actually reminds me
of Frank, only he's, uh--
595
00:24:13,825 --> 00:24:15,275
Privileged?
596
00:24:15,277 --> 00:24:17,944
I was gonna say employed.
Yo, Joaquin.
597
00:24:17,946 --> 00:24:20,280
- Hey, hey, what's up, brother?
- What's up, man?
598
00:24:20,282 --> 00:24:21,581
Hey, this is my brother Ian.
599
00:24:21,616 --> 00:24:23,366
- What's up, Ian?
- 'Sup?
600
00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:25,585
Hey, did you get that paper
done on Schrodinger's cat?
601
00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:26,953
Ah, that shit
fucks with me, man.
602
00:24:26,955 --> 00:24:27,954
I know, right?
603
00:24:27,956 --> 00:24:29,205
It's like shit exists
604
00:24:29,257 --> 00:24:30,457
because we're observing it,
605
00:24:30,509 --> 00:24:31,958
changes based
on us observing it.
606
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,426
Yeah, it's like those girls.
607
00:24:33,462 --> 00:24:35,128
Like, if we weren't here
right now to see them,
608
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:36,763
they might not be laughing.
609
00:24:36,798 --> 00:24:37,964
- Right?
- Right.
610
00:24:37,966 --> 00:24:40,383
The fuck you talking about?
611
00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,635
- Quantum physics.
- Quantum mechanics.
612
00:24:42,637 --> 00:24:44,270
Thought you were talking
about a cat.
613
00:24:44,306 --> 00:24:46,606
We kind of-- kind of are;
it's just-- it's--
614
00:24:46,641 --> 00:24:47,774
you know, it's complicated.
615
00:24:47,809 --> 00:24:49,359
It's a-- it's a long story.
616
00:24:51,363 --> 00:24:53,279
I got to clock out.
617
00:24:53,315 --> 00:24:56,232
Yeah, well, I'll catch you back
at the dorms, though, right?
618
00:24:56,284 --> 00:25:00,286
Welfare is not as simple
as the name makes it sound.
619
00:25:00,322 --> 00:25:02,255
It requires
careful calculations,
620
00:25:02,290 --> 00:25:05,408
proper paperwork,
and a little bit of luck.
621
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:09,462
Now, one baby is worth
$357 a month,
622
00:25:09,498 --> 00:25:12,082
but twins will get you
an extra $154.
623
00:25:12,134 --> 00:25:15,001
Do twins run
in your boyfriend's family?
624
00:25:15,053 --> 00:25:18,671
I don't have a boyfriend and
I don't acknowledge his family.
625
00:25:18,724 --> 00:25:20,340
Okay.
626
00:25:20,342 --> 00:25:24,511
So if the baby has a club foot
or a harelip,
627
00:25:24,563 --> 00:25:26,813
that's worth an extra $100,
so you might want to lighten up
628
00:25:26,848 --> 00:25:28,515
on the prenatal vitamins.
629
00:25:28,517 --> 00:25:32,018
Mental deficits are worth a lot,
but they cost a lot,
630
00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:34,437
so don't cut out
the folic acid completely.
631
00:25:34,489 --> 00:25:36,823
I'm taking all my vitamins.
632
00:25:36,858 --> 00:25:38,992
Okay.
Suit yourself.
633
00:25:39,027 --> 00:25:40,527
We'll get you
all signed up here.
634
00:25:40,529 --> 00:25:41,995
Then we'll work
on your sister.
635
00:25:42,030 --> 00:25:43,613
She's so stubborn.
636
00:25:43,665 --> 00:25:46,199
She's already made
an appointment to terminate.
637
00:25:46,201 --> 00:25:48,501
Shit.
638
00:25:48,537 --> 00:25:50,036
Do you know how to do
an intervention?
639
00:25:50,038 --> 00:25:52,572
Yeah. Yes.
640
00:25:52,607 --> 00:25:55,175
Never been on this side
of one of those.
641
00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:56,543
That's exciting.
642
00:25:56,545 --> 00:25:58,878
An abortion intervention.
643
00:25:58,930 --> 00:26:00,130
An inter-vortion.
644
00:26:00,182 --> 00:26:03,049
I should trademark that.
645
00:26:03,101 --> 00:26:04,717
Good afternoon, ma'am.
646
00:26:04,719 --> 00:26:06,519
This is my dependent,
and she's about to have
647
00:26:06,555 --> 00:26:07,804
a dependent of her own.
648
00:26:07,856 --> 00:26:09,889
We'll need the proper forms.
649
00:26:09,891 --> 00:26:11,558
Okay, here you go.
650
00:26:11,610 --> 00:26:12,976
See?
651
00:26:13,028 --> 00:26:15,028
Free money.
652
00:26:15,063 --> 00:26:16,896
Uh, nope.
653
00:26:16,898 --> 00:26:18,998
We're missing the TANF forms.
654
00:26:19,034 --> 00:26:20,650
We're not new at this.
655
00:26:22,237 --> 00:26:24,737
It's like Bring Your Daughter
to Work Day.
656
00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:36,516
Yes?
657
00:26:36,551 --> 00:26:37,550
Dom here?
658
00:26:39,221 --> 00:26:40,220
Nope.
659
00:26:40,255 --> 00:26:41,354
Wh-- she's right there.
660
00:26:41,389 --> 00:26:42,338
No, she's not.
661
00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:43,523
I want her to meet my brother.
662
00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:44,724
Dom, this is my brother.
663
00:26:44,759 --> 00:26:45,725
Say what up, Liam.
664
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:46,726
What up, Liam?
665
00:26:46,761 --> 00:26:47,861
Your brother?
666
00:26:47,896 --> 00:26:50,196
- Or your bro?
- My blood, sir.
667
00:26:50,232 --> 00:26:51,564
Same mom, same pops.
668
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,199
Dom be calling me white all day,
669
00:26:53,235 --> 00:26:54,684
so I had to make a point, sir.
670
00:26:54,736 --> 00:26:56,769
Just 'cause his skin
is a little darker than mine
671
00:26:56,771 --> 00:26:58,938
ain't no reason
to call a nigga white.
672
00:27:07,415 --> 00:27:09,716
I'm gonna give you
a ten-second head start.
673
00:27:09,751 --> 00:27:11,417
You better run, boy.
674
00:27:11,453 --> 00:27:13,386
And take Shaq with you.
675
00:27:13,421 --> 00:27:14,254
Go!
676
00:27:15,957 --> 00:27:17,957
- Ten, nine, eight...
- I won't stop seeing you!
677
00:27:18,009 --> 00:27:21,661
- Dom, I won't stop seeing you!
- ...seven, six...
678
00:27:21,696 --> 00:27:26,099
...five, four, three, two.
679
00:27:34,142 --> 00:27:35,608
Feel like I'm gonna throw up.
680
00:27:35,644 --> 00:27:37,727
- It's the hormones.
- Not this time.
681
00:27:37,779 --> 00:27:39,812
- Just talk to him.
- I don't know what to say.
682
00:27:39,814 --> 00:27:41,481
How about, "I'm pregnant
with what may be
683
00:27:41,483 --> 00:27:43,483
another man's baby, so we
should probably get a divorce.
684
00:27:43,535 --> 00:27:45,118
Here's your ring."
685
00:27:46,288 --> 00:27:48,154
Oh, shit.
686
00:27:48,206 --> 00:27:49,989
Go ahead.
Rip the Band-Aid.
687
00:27:55,046 --> 00:27:56,129
Hey.
688
00:27:56,164 --> 00:27:58,164
Hey.
689
00:27:58,166 --> 00:28:00,500
Got an invite on Facebook.
690
00:28:00,552 --> 00:28:02,802
Yeah, I guess you're
still on the mailing list.
691
00:28:02,837 --> 00:28:03,803
Guess so.
692
00:28:06,675 --> 00:28:07,640
You look good.
693
00:28:09,511 --> 00:28:12,879
I guess, you know,
the way we left things, I--
694
00:28:12,914 --> 00:28:15,014
- Gus.
- Yeah, I'm coming.
695
00:28:15,016 --> 00:28:16,349
I'm glad you're here.
696
00:28:17,819 --> 00:28:19,769
You are?
697
00:28:19,821 --> 00:28:21,221
I wrote a song for you.
698
00:28:21,256 --> 00:28:23,323
You did?
699
00:28:23,358 --> 00:28:25,191
You gonna hang out?
700
00:28:25,193 --> 00:28:26,859
Yeah, sure.
701
00:28:26,912 --> 00:28:28,528
Can we talk after?
702
00:28:28,530 --> 00:28:29,395
Sure.
703
00:28:35,937 --> 00:28:38,538
Nobody's bleeding, so that
went better than I expected.
704
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:40,373
Yeah, me too.
705
00:28:40,425 --> 00:28:42,041
You want to get us drinks?
706
00:28:42,093 --> 00:28:44,294
We're staying?
707
00:28:44,346 --> 00:28:45,678
Yeah.
708
00:28:57,359 --> 00:28:58,308
Hey.
709
00:29:00,061 --> 00:29:02,562
Hey, what up?
710
00:29:02,564 --> 00:29:03,813
This happen every night?
711
00:29:03,865 --> 00:29:04,998
Nah, just most nights.
712
00:29:07,702 --> 00:29:08,651
I think I like college.
713
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:09,652
Yeah.
714
00:29:16,077 --> 00:29:18,911
So, uh, we have
a special guest tonight.
715
00:29:18,913 --> 00:29:20,046
My wife is here.
716
00:29:20,081 --> 00:29:21,581
Haven't seen her for a while.
717
00:29:21,633 --> 00:29:22,849
She's right over there.
718
00:29:22,884 --> 00:29:25,785
Give a little wave, Fiona.
719
00:29:28,807 --> 00:29:30,023
This song's for you, babe.
720
00:29:30,058 --> 00:29:32,892
It's called "The F Word."
721
00:29:38,066 --> 00:29:40,433
♪ when I was young ♪
722
00:29:40,485 --> 00:29:42,602
♪ I remember ♪
723
00:29:44,272 --> 00:29:49,025
♪ I was taught not to say
the F word ♪
724
00:29:49,077 --> 00:29:50,943
♪ I guess I forgot ♪
725
00:29:50,945 --> 00:29:55,448
♪ as a grown man
with an open heart inside ♪
726
00:29:55,483 --> 00:29:57,917
♪ I got married to the F word ♪
727
00:29:57,952 --> 00:30:00,219
♪ and my heart slowly died ♪
728
00:30:00,255 --> 00:30:01,154
♪ F is for ♪
729
00:30:01,189 --> 00:30:06,125
♪ Fiona ♪
730
00:30:06,161 --> 00:30:09,128
♪ with her fist
a-flailing fire ♪
731
00:30:11,466 --> 00:30:12,298
♪ F is is for ♪
732
00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:17,553
♪ Fiona ♪
733
00:30:17,605 --> 00:30:20,006
♪ I felt like I could fly ♪
734
00:30:21,509 --> 00:30:22,475
♪ but then ♪
735
00:30:22,477 --> 00:30:27,313
♪ Fucking Fiona ♪
736
00:30:27,315 --> 00:30:29,816
♪ was fucking everyone ♪
737
00:30:31,870 --> 00:30:35,655
♪ so fuck you, Fiona ♪
738
00:30:35,707 --> 00:30:40,660
♪ 'cause now I'm fucking done ♪
739
00:30:44,499 --> 00:30:49,168
♪ fuck you, Fiona ♪
740
00:30:49,170 --> 00:30:52,472
♪ with your fist
a-flailing fire ♪
741
00:30:54,225 --> 00:30:59,178
♪ fuck you, Fiona ♪
742
00:30:59,230 --> 00:31:01,981
♪ I felt like I could fly ♪
743
00:31:02,016 --> 00:31:02,982
♪ and then ♪
744
00:31:03,017 --> 00:31:07,820
♪ fucking Fiona ♪
745
00:31:07,856 --> 00:31:12,158
♪ you know that she
was fucking everyone ♪
746
00:31:13,695 --> 00:31:18,698
♪ so fuck you, Fiona ♪
747
00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:24,871
♪ 'cause now I'm fucking done ♪
748
00:31:30,879 --> 00:31:33,546
Shit, I'm wasted.
749
00:31:37,268 --> 00:31:40,553
It's medical-grade weed
plus piss-grade beer.
750
00:31:43,858 --> 00:31:44,807
I'm seeing triple.
751
00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:46,726
I think I need to crash.
752
00:31:47,779 --> 00:31:48,728
Me too.
753
00:31:49,781 --> 00:31:51,647
Mind if I crash here?
754
00:31:51,699 --> 00:31:53,149
Yeah, of course.
755
00:31:53,201 --> 00:31:56,068
Like, for a while.
756
00:31:56,070 --> 00:31:57,537
I hate it at home.
757
00:31:57,572 --> 00:31:59,739
Fiona and Debbie
are always fighting,
758
00:31:59,741 --> 00:32:02,875
and she treats me like I'm five.
759
00:32:02,911 --> 00:32:05,545
Change of scene would be nice.
760
00:32:05,580 --> 00:32:09,215
Plus I figure we shared a room,
like, our whole life.
761
00:32:11,252 --> 00:32:13,586
Yeah.
762
00:32:13,638 --> 00:32:14,587
Yeah.
763
00:32:17,425 --> 00:32:20,092
No, I mean, um...
764
00:32:20,145 --> 00:32:24,263
yeah, no, it's just...
765
00:32:24,265 --> 00:32:26,265
you know,
Helene comes over sometimes.
766
00:32:26,317 --> 00:32:27,433
Oh.
767
00:32:27,485 --> 00:32:29,235
Okay, the salty dog.
768
00:32:29,270 --> 00:32:31,354
I'll clear out when she's here.
769
00:32:31,406 --> 00:32:34,574
You know, and I'm the RA
now, and--
770
00:32:34,609 --> 00:32:36,275
I don't know, you know.
771
00:32:36,277 --> 00:32:39,695
I just-- I guess I feel like
I kind of earned my space
772
00:32:39,747 --> 00:32:40,746
or whatever.
773
00:32:44,919 --> 00:32:47,286
But you can totally
crash tonight.
774
00:32:47,288 --> 00:32:49,455
Or any night, you know.
775
00:32:49,507 --> 00:32:53,843
Just don't move your shit in
is all I'm saying.
776
00:33:00,301 --> 00:33:01,384
You smoking now?
777
00:33:01,436 --> 00:33:03,636
Oh, I'll quit soon.
778
00:33:12,814 --> 00:33:14,647
You okay?
779
00:33:14,649 --> 00:33:16,315
Yeah.
780
00:33:16,367 --> 00:33:18,117
Just wanted to see you.
781
00:33:18,152 --> 00:33:19,151
Nice.
782
00:33:22,323 --> 00:33:24,490
How was dinner?
783
00:33:24,492 --> 00:33:28,461
Well, it was slow.
784
00:33:28,496 --> 00:33:31,080
How was Gus?
785
00:33:31,132 --> 00:33:33,332
Hmm.
786
00:33:33,334 --> 00:33:34,667
Angry.
787
00:33:36,337 --> 00:33:39,672
So it went well, then.
788
00:33:39,724 --> 00:33:42,258
About as well as you'd expect,
you know,
789
00:33:42,310 --> 00:33:44,176
only with music.
790
00:33:47,482 --> 00:33:50,683
Did you give him back
his ring?
791
00:33:50,685 --> 00:33:55,021
No, I left after a few songs.
792
00:33:55,023 --> 00:33:56,856
How'd you do today
793
00:33:56,908 --> 00:33:58,658
with the whole
794
00:33:58,693 --> 00:34:00,693
not doing drugs?
795
00:34:00,695 --> 00:34:02,194
Oh, I did great,
796
00:34:02,196 --> 00:34:04,864
in that I did not do drugs.
797
00:34:12,874 --> 00:34:16,292
You crying?
798
00:34:16,344 --> 00:34:17,627
Motherfucker.
799
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,387
You gonna end it?
800
00:34:28,389 --> 00:34:29,655
What?
801
00:34:29,691 --> 00:34:32,525
Between us because of my slip.
802
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,026
- No.
- You sure?
803
00:34:34,062 --> 00:34:35,695
Because you've been acting
really weird,
804
00:34:35,730 --> 00:34:37,897
and you're crying now,
and, uh...
805
00:34:37,899 --> 00:34:40,316
No, it's 'cause Gus wrote
a song about me
806
00:34:40,368 --> 00:34:42,234
called "The F Word,"
and he played it
807
00:34:42,287 --> 00:34:43,970
in front of about 100 people.
808
00:34:50,712 --> 00:34:53,162
That is such a pussy move.
809
00:34:53,214 --> 00:34:56,616
If I were him, I'd have just
burned your house down.
810
00:35:07,478 --> 00:35:10,596
I fucking love you, okay?
811
00:35:10,632 --> 00:35:12,848
Okay.
812
00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,600
I'm just fried.
813
00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:17,436
It's all right, babe.
814
00:35:17,488 --> 00:35:19,605
I'm gonna go home and crash.
You want to come?
815
00:35:19,607 --> 00:35:24,110
No, I'm got to hit
another meeting.
816
00:35:24,112 --> 00:35:25,878
You want me to walk you?
817
00:35:25,913 --> 00:35:27,113
No.
818
00:35:28,116 --> 00:35:29,715
I want you to make your meeting.
819
00:35:38,926 --> 00:35:41,494
Hey, sing me some
of "The F Word"?
820
00:35:48,803 --> 00:35:53,105
♪ some days,
I don't have the will ♪
821
00:35:53,141 --> 00:35:57,476
♪ for another run-of-the-mill ♪
822
00:35:58,813 --> 00:36:01,981
♪ kind of day ♪
823
00:36:03,368 --> 00:36:06,118
♪ I'm sparing the change ♪
824
00:36:06,154 --> 00:36:08,571
♪ for your hearsay ♪
825
00:36:10,324 --> 00:36:12,241
♪ saying look at
what we've become ♪
826
00:36:21,335 --> 00:36:23,169
What the fuck?
827
00:36:24,672 --> 00:36:27,256
Fiona, this is
an inter-vortion.
828
00:36:27,308 --> 00:36:29,008
- Trademark pending.
- A what?
829
00:36:29,010 --> 00:36:31,644
We are here to stop you
from destroying your soul,
830
00:36:31,679 --> 00:36:35,181
this family, and my legacy,
which all live in the form
831
00:36:35,233 --> 00:36:37,183
of a defenseless fetus
in your womb.
832
00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:41,353
- Are you serious?
- I came to back you.
833
00:36:41,406 --> 00:36:43,189
I came 'cause I paralyzed
a dude.
834
00:36:43,191 --> 00:36:44,523
- Kev.
- I just like to say it.
835
00:36:44,525 --> 00:36:45,941
It's a crime
against God.
836
00:36:45,993 --> 00:36:47,860
When was the last time
you went to church?
837
00:36:47,912 --> 00:36:49,278
I light candles
for Bianca daily.
838
00:36:49,330 --> 00:36:51,363
Other than to steal
from the offering plate?
839
00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:52,898
What's the name of our pope?
840
00:36:52,934 --> 00:36:55,534
He prefers to go
by Holy Father.
841
00:36:55,586 --> 00:36:57,002
Can you recite one prayer?
842
00:36:57,038 --> 00:36:58,704
This isn't about me, Fiona.
843
00:36:58,706 --> 00:37:00,122
This is about the Gallaghers.
844
00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:01,874
Gallaghers don't abort.
845
00:37:01,876 --> 00:37:03,959
No, they just abandon their kids
once they have them,
846
00:37:04,011 --> 00:37:05,678
or they drink so much,
they can't remember them.
847
00:37:05,713 --> 00:37:06,846
Boom!
Good one.
848
00:37:06,881 --> 00:37:08,547
That's the Irish way.
849
00:37:08,549 --> 00:37:11,884
We can't help thousands of years
of inebriated evolution.
850
00:37:11,886 --> 00:37:13,853
Are you saying you wish
we didn't have you?
851
00:37:13,888 --> 00:37:15,421
Because your mother
didn't want to.
852
00:37:15,456 --> 00:37:17,056
Thought Gallaghers
didn't abort.
853
00:37:17,058 --> 00:37:19,141
I kept her from it until
that last one at the end.
854
00:37:19,193 --> 00:37:20,726
After you've pushed out six,
855
00:37:20,728 --> 00:37:22,394
God gives you
a "get out of hell free" card.
856
00:37:22,396 --> 00:37:23,729
Where are you and your friend
gonna sleep
857
00:37:23,731 --> 00:37:25,731
if Debbie and I
have babies?
858
00:37:25,733 --> 00:37:27,733
'Cause I'll need to turn your
room into a nursery for sure.
859
00:37:27,735 --> 00:37:29,034
Ha!
Burn.
860
00:37:29,070 --> 00:37:31,804
Don't kill babies, Fiona.
861
00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:35,324
I won't kill any babies.
862
00:37:35,376 --> 00:37:39,545
I'll just have some cells
in my tummy vacuumed out, okay?
863
00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:41,547
I confided in you,
and you told everyone.
864
00:37:41,582 --> 00:37:43,215
Because I care about you.
865
00:37:43,251 --> 00:37:44,917
Are you saying I don't have
the right to choose?
866
00:37:44,919 --> 00:37:46,585
No. I'm a feminist.
I believe you have that right.
867
00:37:46,637 --> 00:37:48,003
Tell her your feelings.
868
00:37:48,055 --> 00:37:49,588
I want our babies
to play together.
869
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,090
They're cousins!
870
00:37:51,092 --> 00:37:53,092
They are not babies.
They are not cousins.
871
00:37:53,094 --> 00:37:55,561
They are the size
of warts right now,
872
00:37:55,596 --> 00:37:57,530
and when you get a wart,
you freeze it off.
873
00:37:57,565 --> 00:37:58,931
Damn, that's cold.
874
00:37:58,983 --> 00:38:00,900
You are not watching
a tennis match on TV.
875
00:38:00,935 --> 00:38:02,301
- People can hear you.
- Sorry.
876
00:38:02,336 --> 00:38:03,769
V, you're a mother.
877
00:38:03,821 --> 00:38:05,437
Do you wish you'd frozen
your babies like warts?
878
00:38:05,490 --> 00:38:08,107
No, I love my babies,
but I wasn't 15 when I had them.
879
00:38:08,109 --> 00:38:11,527
We're not talking about me.
We're talking about Fiona.
880
00:38:11,579 --> 00:38:13,245
I'm hungry.
Breakfast?
881
00:38:13,281 --> 00:38:14,780
That's because
you're eating for two.
882
00:38:14,782 --> 00:38:17,199
Frank, one more word,
you'll be sharing a mattress
883
00:38:17,251 --> 00:38:18,651
with your friends out back.
884
00:38:18,686 --> 00:38:20,619
Babies bite your nipples,
spit up in your mouth,
885
00:38:20,671 --> 00:38:22,037
stretch out your punany.
886
00:38:22,089 --> 00:38:23,222
Think about that.
887
00:38:26,861 --> 00:38:28,594
Here, let me help
with that.
888
00:38:28,629 --> 00:38:29,595
I got it.
889
00:38:30,965 --> 00:38:33,132
I said I got it.
890
00:38:33,134 --> 00:38:35,434
It's probably my puke.
891
00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:39,939
Hey.
892
00:38:41,108 --> 00:38:42,107
I got it.
893
00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:45,311
Pissed about something?
894
00:38:45,313 --> 00:38:46,312
No.
895
00:38:48,366 --> 00:38:50,232
I just wanted to help.
896
00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:51,617
Hey, I just don't want
your help.
897
00:38:53,955 --> 00:38:55,821
Well, what's up?
898
00:38:55,823 --> 00:38:57,156
I'm busy.
899
00:38:57,208 --> 00:38:59,358
Some of us actually have
to work for a living.
900
00:39:01,212 --> 00:39:02,728
Yeah, no, I-I work.
901
00:39:05,967 --> 00:39:07,967
All right, what's your problem?
902
00:39:10,171 --> 00:39:11,420
This is it for me, Lip.
903
00:39:11,472 --> 00:39:13,923
This job.
This is where I land.
904
00:39:13,975 --> 00:39:15,975
So you want to come to me
and talk about how hard
905
00:39:16,010 --> 00:39:17,810
your fucking job is
as a teacher's assistant...
906
00:39:17,845 --> 00:39:19,011
I never said that--
907
00:39:19,013 --> 00:39:20,980
...while I clean up
your goddamn puke?
908
00:39:23,734 --> 00:39:26,819
Look, if you want
a better job,
909
00:39:26,854 --> 00:39:28,771
you can go back
to high school.
910
00:39:28,823 --> 00:39:30,656
All right?
Nobody made you drop out.
911
00:39:30,691 --> 00:39:32,157
Fuck you.
912
00:39:34,195 --> 00:39:36,662
Fuck you.
All right?
913
00:39:36,697 --> 00:39:39,164
I got you this job, man.
Now you don't want it?
914
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,033
You won't share your room
because you think
915
00:39:41,085 --> 00:39:43,035
you've earned your space,
916
00:39:43,037 --> 00:39:45,704
and then you sit around and
laugh at me with your fucking
917
00:39:45,706 --> 00:39:49,291
shitty bitch college friends
and say words like "prof"
918
00:39:49,343 --> 00:39:51,543
and "caf" like
you're too fucking busy
919
00:39:51,545 --> 00:39:52,878
to finish your goddamn words,
920
00:39:52,930 --> 00:39:54,797
but I'm the one
with the problem?
921
00:40:02,106 --> 00:40:03,355
Fuck!
922
00:40:09,196 --> 00:40:10,396
Hey, hey, hey.
923
00:40:10,448 --> 00:40:11,730
- Shit.
- That's enough, man.
924
00:40:11,782 --> 00:40:12,731
- That's enough, man.
- Let go!
925
00:40:12,783 --> 00:40:13,832
It's okay. Let him go!
926
00:40:13,868 --> 00:40:14,900
You want me to let him
hit you?
927
00:40:14,902 --> 00:40:16,402
Fuck!
It's fine!
928
00:40:16,404 --> 00:40:18,003
Fucking done!
929
00:40:20,458 --> 00:40:22,274
Fuck.
930
00:40:29,467 --> 00:40:31,884
Excuse me, Carl Gallagher?
931
00:40:31,919 --> 00:40:32,918
Yeah?
932
00:40:32,970 --> 00:40:34,753
I need a word.
933
00:40:34,755 --> 00:40:35,888
Do I know you?
934
00:40:35,923 --> 00:40:38,007
No.
I teach AP Calculus.
935
00:40:38,059 --> 00:40:40,392
I'm almost certain
you never will qualify.
936
00:40:40,428 --> 00:40:43,395
All right, so what are we
talking about here?
937
00:40:43,431 --> 00:40:46,865
Hopefully we're talking about
a Smith & Wesson lady model.
938
00:40:46,901 --> 00:40:50,602
Pink handle would be nice.
939
00:40:50,604 --> 00:40:53,072
I have cash.
940
00:41:07,588 --> 00:41:09,621
Already adding
high school dropout
941
00:41:09,674 --> 00:41:11,757
to your teen mom résumé?
942
00:41:13,961 --> 00:41:17,596
Fiona, I want you
to support my decision.
943
00:41:17,631 --> 00:41:19,932
You don't want to have yours,
that's fine.
944
00:41:19,967 --> 00:41:22,668
I will support that if it's
what you really want to do.
945
00:41:22,703 --> 00:41:24,887
But I need you
to support me too
946
00:41:24,939 --> 00:41:27,639
because no one else does.
947
00:41:27,641 --> 00:41:31,060
Not our family,
not our neighbors,
948
00:41:31,112 --> 00:41:35,397
not my school,
just Frank,
949
00:41:35,449 --> 00:41:37,316
and he's Frank.
950
00:41:37,318 --> 00:41:39,068
Please, Fiona.
951
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,071
If you love me, you will support
my decision in having this baby
952
00:41:42,123 --> 00:41:44,990
because I know I'm going
to be a great mom.
953
00:41:55,669 --> 00:41:58,370
You are gonna be a great mom.
954
00:41:58,406 --> 00:42:00,005
Just not yet.
955
00:42:00,057 --> 00:42:04,009
Hey, we can have babies
together in ten years
956
00:42:04,011 --> 00:42:05,761
when we're ready.
957
00:42:05,813 --> 00:42:07,846
Because it's all about timing,
958
00:42:07,898 --> 00:42:12,618
and the timing is not right
for us right now.
959
00:42:12,653 --> 00:42:14,987
We made mistakes,
960
00:42:15,022 --> 00:42:16,855
but it's not too late
to fix them.
961
00:42:16,907 --> 00:42:18,440
No, Fiona.
962
00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:20,776
Mine wasn't a mistake.
963
00:42:20,828 --> 00:42:22,394
I did it on purpose.
964
00:42:22,430 --> 00:42:24,663
I lied to Derek
that I was on the pill
965
00:42:24,698 --> 00:42:26,698
because I know what I want.
966
00:42:32,373 --> 00:42:34,206
You're right.
967
00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:36,792
Frank is the only person
who thinks this pregnancy
968
00:42:36,844 --> 00:42:38,627
is a good idea.
969
00:42:38,679 --> 00:42:42,214
You have Frank on your side,
970
00:42:42,216 --> 00:42:44,633
and that should bother you.
971
00:42:44,685 --> 00:42:47,019
You should be crying,
972
00:42:47,054 --> 00:42:49,805
and I want you to really
get this too--
973
00:42:49,857 --> 00:42:51,323
if you have this baby,
974
00:42:51,358 --> 00:42:53,192
I will not support you.
975
00:42:53,227 --> 00:42:56,645
Not physically,
not emotionally.
976
00:42:56,697 --> 00:42:59,064
I will not change
a fucking diaper.
977
00:42:59,116 --> 00:43:01,200
I will not be woken up
in the middle of the night
978
00:43:01,235 --> 00:43:04,236
because it has fever or croup
or fucking colic
979
00:43:04,288 --> 00:43:09,074
because you will not be living
under my roof.
980
00:43:09,126 --> 00:43:11,977
You are on your own
if you do this.
981
00:43:49,283 --> 00:43:51,283
You called in sick.
982
00:43:52,586 --> 00:43:54,670
Yeah, I'm feeling sick.
983
00:44:01,128 --> 00:44:04,179
I am clean and sober...
984
00:44:06,767 --> 00:44:10,269
and that small amount
of heroin I recently did
985
00:44:10,304 --> 00:44:15,224
did not affect my ability
to listen and respond,
986
00:44:15,276 --> 00:44:18,277
if you want to talk
about what's going on,
987
00:44:18,312 --> 00:44:20,896
which for fuck's sake,
I, uh,
988
00:44:20,948 --> 00:44:23,649
really hope you do.
989
00:44:27,154 --> 00:44:29,288
I'm gonna catch one Lisa while
the other Lisa isn't looking
990
00:44:29,323 --> 00:44:31,089
and skin her alive.
991
00:44:31,125 --> 00:44:33,075
Then I'm gonna wrap the other
one in the first one's skin
992
00:44:33,127 --> 00:44:35,294
and beat her with a bat
until she dies.
993
00:44:35,329 --> 00:44:37,629
It wasn't them.
994
00:44:37,665 --> 00:44:39,331
All right, Yanis?
They didn't do it.
995
00:44:39,333 --> 00:44:41,166
The Lisas didn't cut
your brake line,
996
00:44:41,168 --> 00:44:43,335
so there's no point
in skinning one of them
997
00:44:43,337 --> 00:44:45,837
and then wrapping the other one
in her skin.
998
00:44:45,873 --> 00:44:47,673
Hold on a second; what makes
you say it wasn't them?
999
00:44:47,675 --> 00:44:50,576
Because the Lisas were out of
town the day of your accident.
1000
00:44:55,182 --> 00:44:57,015
I know who it was, then.
1001
00:44:58,852 --> 00:45:00,352
Look, Yanis--
1002
00:45:00,354 --> 00:45:02,020
That lawyer motherfucker
on the corner with the Audi.
1003
00:45:02,022 --> 00:45:03,605
That gentrifying piece of skata.
1004
00:45:03,657 --> 00:45:05,190
I'm gonna kill his kids
1005
00:45:05,192 --> 00:45:07,192
and feed him their testicles
on a shish kebab.
1006
00:45:07,194 --> 00:45:08,443
No, man, what?
That's not right.
1007
00:45:08,495 --> 00:45:11,363
You don't bring kids-- no.
1008
00:45:11,365 --> 00:45:14,866
The Bible says
we're supposed to forgive.
1009
00:45:14,868 --> 00:45:16,285
Hey, man.
1010
00:45:16,337 --> 00:45:17,836
I'm never gonna see
a woman's naked body
1011
00:45:17,871 --> 00:45:19,538
ever again unless I pay for it.
1012
00:45:19,540 --> 00:45:23,041
My life is over,
so the Bible can suck my dick,
1013
00:45:23,093 --> 00:45:25,777
and so can that lawyer's kids!
1014
00:45:31,936 --> 00:45:35,220
So how long do you want
to sit here like this?
1015
00:45:38,275 --> 00:45:40,993
'Cause I can--
I can wait all day,
1016
00:45:41,028 --> 00:45:43,028
but I do have
a few errands to run,
1017
00:45:43,063 --> 00:45:44,696
and there's no manager
on the floor
1018
00:45:44,732 --> 00:45:46,164
at the diner right now, so--
1019
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,601
I'm pregnant
and I'm not having it.
1020
00:45:49,637 --> 00:45:52,237
And you don't get to have
an opinion about it
1021
00:45:52,273 --> 00:45:54,039
'cause I don't know how long
I've been pregnant,
1022
00:45:54,074 --> 00:45:56,408
and I don't even know
if it's yours,
1023
00:45:56,460 --> 00:45:59,878
which you also don't get
to have an opinion about.
1024
00:45:59,913 --> 00:46:01,747
Just like I'm not allowed
to have any opinion
1025
00:46:01,799 --> 00:46:05,083
about you shooting up,
1026
00:46:05,085 --> 00:46:07,919
and I'm not allowed to ask you
to make any promises.
1027
00:46:07,921 --> 00:46:09,671
This is like that.
1028
00:46:09,723 --> 00:46:10,722
Like that.
1029
00:46:10,758 --> 00:46:12,391
You don't get a vote,
1030
00:46:12,426 --> 00:46:16,561
and you don't get to
go shoot up over it either.
1031
00:46:17,982 --> 00:46:20,232
And these tears
aren't because I'm sad
1032
00:46:20,267 --> 00:46:21,733
to have a fucking abortion
1033
00:46:21,769 --> 00:46:25,604
or because I'm having
mixed feelings.
1034
00:46:25,656 --> 00:46:27,239
They're because
I had a shit week
1035
00:46:27,274 --> 00:46:29,775
and because the hormones
that are raging through my body
1036
00:46:29,777 --> 00:46:31,910
have swollen my tits so much
1037
00:46:31,945 --> 00:46:34,913
that my fucking bra doesn't fit
and it hurts.
1038
00:47:00,941 --> 00:47:03,308
Yeah, I got to go to the bank
and make a deposit.
1039
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,177
You want to walk with me?
1040
00:47:09,199 --> 00:47:10,816
Sure.
1041
00:47:19,326 --> 00:47:21,076
You letting me walk by?
1042
00:47:21,128 --> 00:47:22,828
No rhymes to recite?
1043
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,413
You got a problem
with my skin tone, so...
1044
00:47:24,465 --> 00:47:26,131
That's not my problem
with you.
1045
00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:27,582
My problem is that
you go out of your way
1046
00:47:27,634 --> 00:47:30,168
to sound uneducated
and to look like a gangbanger,
1047
00:47:30,170 --> 00:47:31,253
and I'm not down with that.
1048
00:47:31,305 --> 00:47:32,437
You don't like rap?
1049
00:47:32,473 --> 00:47:33,972
I prefer Shakespeare.
1050
00:47:35,559 --> 00:47:37,642
What can I say?
I'm a fool for love.
1051
00:47:37,678 --> 00:47:38,677
I'm Romeo,
1052
00:47:38,729 --> 00:47:39,928
and you're my Juliet.
1053
00:47:40,981 --> 00:47:42,647
Yeah, they both ended up dead.
1054
00:47:42,683 --> 00:47:43,982
Shit.
They did?
1055
00:47:56,029 --> 00:47:56,995
Whoa!
1056
00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:00,699
Hold still!
1057
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:14,379
Kevin, you have to let
this go now.
1058
00:48:14,381 --> 00:48:18,350
That man can't kill the lawyers
or the Lisas or anybody else
1059
00:48:18,385 --> 00:48:21,019
'cause he can't get out
of the house without your help.
1060
00:48:21,054 --> 00:48:22,354
He doesn't have
any other friends.
1061
00:48:22,389 --> 00:48:23,922
Nobody likes him.
1062
00:48:23,957 --> 00:48:28,193
You know why?
Because the guy's an asshole.
1063
00:48:28,228 --> 00:48:30,695
So...
1064
00:48:30,731 --> 00:48:33,398
...maybe this wasn't
an accident, Kev.
1065
00:48:33,434 --> 00:48:35,066
Maybe he didn't deserve
working legs.
1066
00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:37,736
Maybe guilt isn't what
you should be feeling.
1067
00:48:37,788 --> 00:48:39,938
Maybe you should be feeling
like a hero.
1068
00:48:39,973 --> 00:48:42,073
You saved the neighborhood.
1069
00:48:42,126 --> 00:48:45,210
You are God's personal army,
and you have been rewarded.
1070
00:48:45,245 --> 00:48:47,913
We have two healthy girls,
and our business was named
1071
00:48:47,915 --> 00:48:51,216
the best shittiest bar
on the South Side.
1072
00:48:51,251 --> 00:48:55,253
So let go of the guilt
and focus on what's good.
1073
00:49:01,929 --> 00:49:05,130
You know Ian used to wake up
every morning,
1074
00:49:05,165 --> 00:49:09,184
do 200 push-ups
before going to school?
1075
00:49:09,236 --> 00:49:12,571
Hard-core ROTC.
1076
00:49:15,325 --> 00:49:17,943
Well, he wanted to be a soldier.
1077
00:49:20,414 --> 00:49:22,113
I don't know.
1078
00:49:25,786 --> 00:49:28,453
You know, he thinks...
1079
00:49:28,505 --> 00:49:31,122
being bipolar means he's
doomed to be a piece of shit
1080
00:49:31,124 --> 00:49:32,841
like our mother.
1081
00:49:37,631 --> 00:49:39,931
Well, maybe it's true.
1082
00:49:39,967 --> 00:49:41,299
Maybe it's not.
1083
00:50:16,670 --> 00:50:20,005
Sing me a tiny little bit
of that song.
1084
00:50:21,174 --> 00:50:22,140
I'm saying please.
1085
00:50:22,175 --> 00:50:23,542
- Never.
- Aw.
1086
00:50:25,012 --> 00:50:26,945
Wasn't anything
I didn't deserve.
1087
00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:28,730
Things could be worse.
1088
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,437
Eviction notice?
1089
00:50:35,489 --> 00:50:37,055
Are you kidding me?
1090
00:50:37,090 --> 00:50:39,324
That's just like the one
we got last week.
1091
00:51:01,515 --> 00:51:03,548
Hey!
1092
00:51:03,584 --> 00:51:04,883
Jesus.
1093
00:51:08,555 --> 00:51:09,821
Holy shit.
1094
00:51:09,856 --> 00:51:11,389
Fuck.
1095
00:51:11,425 --> 00:51:12,641
Hey, lady!
1096
00:51:12,693 --> 00:51:13,975
You okay?
1097
00:51:14,027 --> 00:51:14,993
Hey!
Hey!
1098
00:51:15,028 --> 00:51:15,977
Hey, lady!
1099
00:51:16,029 --> 00:51:17,062
Wake up!
Wake up!
1100
00:51:17,114 --> 00:51:18,563
There's fire.
Wake up!
1101
00:51:18,615 --> 00:51:19,564
Hey, can you hear me?
1102
00:51:19,616 --> 00:51:20,565
Fuck.
1103
00:51:25,455 --> 00:51:27,072
Fuck.
1104
00:51:53,567 --> 00:51:54,933
Hey.
1105
00:51:54,935 --> 00:51:56,568
Can you hear me?
1106
00:51:56,603 --> 00:51:57,936
Sir?
1107
00:51:57,938 --> 00:52:00,071
Can you tell me your name, sir?
1108
00:52:05,112 --> 00:52:06,578
Let's get some oxygen over here!
1109
00:52:41,782 --> 00:52:47,335
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1109
00:52:48,305 --> 00:52:54,271
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