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No Manches Frida

The Key to Rehabilitation

Is education.

Knowledge and understanding Will you let them go back to the world?

As productive citizens.

Congratulations, Mr. Guzman and Mr. Neto.

Successfully completed The necessary courses

To obtain the diploma from highschool.

Mr. Alcantara.

Congratulations to you too. They told me they're leaving.

With limited intelligence That you have demonstrated here,

I hope to see you very soon. Being a little more

Than the shameless thief And ignorant it seems.

Just to kill curiosity,

Why did you join this course?

This is where you can Get hot chocolate.

Almost everything has to smuggle.

Well, these are easy To get here.

Because? Are they cheaper?

No, they're easier. Of hiding in the ass.

Would you like?

You're coming back, little bird.

I'll see you in two weeks.

Do not go get the soap.

And if he falls, beware of the butt.

Shut up idiot! Fuck a bitch for me.

Cheers! What is your mother's address?

You useless! I will...

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Hi my love!

Who came out of the bin?

What did you do with my car?

It was beautiful, was not it?

Are not you going to give me a kiss? welcome?

Quiet, Jenny! I'm not one of your customers.

Where's my money?

Look. I wrote the exact place On this map.

I thought that nobody ever Would find it

In the courtyard of a school.

-What happened? -Anything wrong

I don't like schools.

Did you go to school? How long?

The least possible.

Listen, my king!

With this money, buy new panties for me?

Shut up!

If you sees someone coming,make some noise.

I need you to fill me ...

Damn.

Hi, Vane. This is Jenny.

Hey, do me a favor. Don't be mean.

Could you do my shift for today?

GOOD TRIP, DEAR BOYFRIEND. WITH GREAT AFFECTION.

It's not possible. Do not.

Damn Jenny!

GYMNASIUM

I'm going to kill Jenny.

What do you think?

It doesn't count as a trio if you do With him and with a vibrator.

I'm dying!

It's me!

This was not here before.

-No? -No.

I don't know how you had

The brilliant idea to ​​bury my money

In a damn school.

"You've been nervous about me, have not you?" "No, how could you be nervous?"

If I got stuck for only 13 months,

Waiting for this damn moment!

You owe me 50 grand, man.

Yes, calm down, Kaliman. Already understood.

E 2500 from the table That just broke.

I swear in a week or two Go get your money back.

All right, all right.

And why this?

This is nothing more than a show The coup I can give you

If you do not pay me soon, understand?

All right, right.

Listen, can I stay A few days here?

Sure, man! We're friends, right?

And you know what?

It's Brittany's flat.

Only while she is away.

When she come back, you go out, understand?

It's ok.

Come and kiss me.

Did you get hurt? Let's see.

No, leave me alone.

I'm ready, Professor.

I've been a very mean girl. And I need to be punished.

Yes you need to be punished, But by an idiot.

Look.

According to the GPS, from here to the money,

Is about six or seven meters.

I can dig a perfect tunnel from here to there.

That doesn't seem like a good idea.

As I recall,

In schools, they don,t like it

Let them be criminals Out there digging in their basements.

But for me, Professor,

You can dig me when you want.

The janitor died.

They'll need a new one.

Hey, you knocked down the bikes!

What, crappy face?

Hi, minefield.

Excuse. Should look Where I walk.

Thank you.

The board?

Came for the new job?

Look.

Just goes straight,

turn left

KICK ME

Go up with some stairs And left again.

Look, can you help me with my glasses?

I am fine!

Nothing happened to me!

What an idiot, man!

WORK INTERVIEWS

These guys have been a long time, have not they?

Calm. Let's go for a number, And you're number 16.

How silly.

Where did they get this teacher?

My God! Boys, it can not be.

They can not throw garbage like that, Waiting for another collection.

Get out of here, witch!

My title plus my doctorate ...

Miss Gaby.

The class of 4B ...

Miss Ingrid,

"Can not you see I'm busy?" -I can not take it anymore,

A minute.

-Animals. -Miss Ingrid.

-As you can see... -I can not take it anymore!

There is nothing at this moment. That I can do.

Now I ask you to leave. From my office, please.

Great.

Do not you dare stop me.

No, not again!

What are they doing?

Miss Ingrid!

Miss Ingrid! No!

It's ok?

It's fruit juice.

Kill me!

"Miss Ingrid, release me. -Kill me.

End this life of misery, Hang me

Call an ambulance, please!

I suppose you're next.

And the only one.

Proceed.

What are your subjects?

Matters?

-My favorites? "I suppose.

-PE... -Spanish?

Also.

Does everyone have to teach here?

Why do you think I'm looking for a teacher?

-No, but I came for ... -I already know.

No one likes Temporary jobs,

But it's the only one I can offer.

Six weeks to the end of the year, Mr...

Alcântara, Ezequiel Alcântara.

It's ok.

We do not have much money, so It's no use negotiating.

The contractor disappeared With all our funds.

We have a new gym, but not one physical education teacher.

Will have to take turns giving classes Of physical education.

You said you like sports, do not you?

Look, all the teachers here have Master key, right?

You ask very strange questions.

Twenty thousand a month.

-What? -Well, 25 grand.

But not a penny more.

Welcome.

See you tomorrow morning. In the teachers' room.

Early.

Do not forget to bring Your study plan.

And your diploma.

University Degree?

Come on, guerrillas! Animals!

-Selfie! -Selfie!

Keep your cell phones.

No, that's no excuse. He told me he was coming.

Why did not you call?

Because we were stoned.

Calm.

What a cow!

Nobody deserve!

Do not be deceived.

Cats like him do not leave with orphans.

Pass your lighter.

It says "Please."

Idiot.

They'll pay you.

"Look, there's your sister." -No.

Great. Here it comes.

Laura,

Wear your sweater when you're out

I can not. I have a parent meeting.

But tomorrow we can.

For me today looks great.

Sugar?

Would not a beer be better?

I do not drink beer.

Vodka? Tequila? Rum?

Perfume, anything with alcohol.

Okay, I'll see what I got.

Sorry, I do not know what this Was doing here.

Is not mine.

"Stop Christmas, can you?" -Yes.

I love Christmas.

I'm having a date!

Can for more.

Without fear.

That's good.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

What about me?

I always knew I wanted to be a teacher.

I loved to teach.

Actually, I was going to teach In a Catholic boarding school,

But an incident occurred Years ago.

My parents died.

Laura and I are orphaned.

Excuse me.

I did not want Laura to be Live with my uncles,

So Caro came Live with us.

And now we teach in the School where I studied

There he changed a little.

But what about you? What school did you study at?

STATE UNIVERSITY LUCÍA FERNÁNDEZ ARGÜELLO

CERTIFICATES

Does not fill. Yes I know.

Parent meetings are timeless.

I thought I'd fall asleep.

Yes, did you see that lady?

He wanted to hit me!

No!

Well, we'll talk later tomorrow.

Goodbye.

Lucy?

I need a drink.

It is.

I'm fatter.

But at least, Breasts increased.

Her friend exaggerated the drink. Take a look if you're breathing.

-Hello, Miss Quintero. -Hello.

"Hello, Miss Quintero." -Hello.

Enough, do not shout.

At least they greet you.

Look who's there. Your flirtation.

I do not remember anything.

How's my hair?

Horrible as yesterday.

Do not worry.

Hello!

Hello bye.

Well, it seems that the night It was good.

You're so in love with you.

Lucy! Where are you going? Do not look for it.

Even if you're desperate.

Relax, act like you do not If it mattered.

It's just that I care. I want a stable relationship.

Well, tell him that.

It will surely fall to your feet.

I was ironic.

Please, welcome.

The new substitute teacher, The Lord Alcantara.

How do you know,

Our colleague, Miss Ingrid, Did not have a great day yesterday.

But she is tenacious.

Our new challenge is to compensate for the Loss of our colleague.

Who offers to take over 4B?

Mr. Valdez, How kind.

No, I would like to ask What will happen to the theater.

Because he was setting up a monologue, And now they asked me, all of a sudden,

Romeo and Juliet, I can not in two weeks.

No, Mr. Valdez.

-The set. -Not now!

Any other volunteers?

Once I got the 4B.

Never. Never.

Someone else?

I stayed with them for two weeks.

I can only say: Burns of second degree and

An emergency visit to the Proctologist.

These boys are a hopeless case.

No. If you need something Is education.

Miss Ingrid Lasted four months.

That's because he's ex-military.

How sad to see so little Educational spirit present.

Everyone should learn With Miss Lucy.

It's an example, if you care By the students.

-Thanks. -You're welcome. The 4B is yours.

What?

Thanks.

So young.

What a tragedy.

Worse than the Greek.

-We can talk? -About what?

Look, last night,

Believe me, and I'm not That kind of woman. Same.

You and I ... did not mean anything.

Right?

Good...

I do not want you to misunderstand what happened.

For me, it will not Be easy but ...

"He's forgotten. -What?

As? So easy?

No ... Yes.

Super.

-Forgotten? -Yes.

-Same? -Forgotten.

Well, I'm going to class.

Good Morning.

Good Morning!

Good Morning.

My name is Lucía Fernandez, But I can tell you Miss Lucy.

Hi, Lucy!

Could you sit down, please?

I'm sitting.

I know there have been many Changes, but wanted to talk to ...

How old are you?

I prefer that you call me Ma'am, okay?

Sorry, ma'am.

Surely you should Be asking yourself

Why did you miss Ingrid did what she did.

Do not.

Good,

But I would like to talk On this subject,

And for that I brought a book Quite interesting.

Nayeli, pass the nail polish.

Do not yell at me.

Stop being an idiot And pass the enamel.

Who taught you to talk like that?

It was your mother.

Girls, enough!

For every rude thing they say

They will put ten pesos in this piggy bank.

For every rudeness?

Yes.

Do not bother me!

Good morning teacher!

Good Morning!

They are no longer in childish, never mind.

See you, four eyes.

Take a fool's face and go get a television.

-I? -Yes, you.

See another four eyes with Idiot face here?

Damn it!

My name is Ezequiel Alcântara, And I will be your substitute teacher.

And I only have the butt face,

I'm boring now.

So if you do not want problems With me, sit and say nothing.

Yes.

Peppa Pig.

Pass your notebook.

And stop eating.

In the rhythm that is going, Will die a virgin.

Write here the Your favorite movie.

And then they will turn around.

To have a movie In each hour of class.

And originals, please. I hate pirate movies.

Whoever brings Bambi, I kill.

I have some copies here Which I would have split.

Speaks on today's theme, which Is "mental exhaustion".

Sorry, miss.

I could write Your name on the blackboard

It's just that I forgot.

-Yes of course. -Thanks.

Very funny.

Who made this?

Another donut?

My daughter,

The one who is going to eat is me.

But...

To help you lose weight.

It's ok? I mean, for what? See, I'm not such an asshole.

What you want?

What should we do?

Do not know. Paint something Until the TV arrives.

What?

Can we paint with pastel chalk?

Use all the crayons Whatever they want.

Just do not let Peppa Pig eat them.

No, people, it's not funny. My eyes are burning.

No! Close the window.

These roles are For today's class, dammit!

Miss Lucy!

-Selfie! -Selfie!

Goodbye, Lucy!

It is impossible to mount In this school Romeo and Juliet.

What do you mean, why? Because there is no budget!

I spoke with the administration, We do not have a real cash.

-Make cardboard. "Cardboard?"

Castle, cardboard horses? Everything from cardboard?

Someone wants to change The 4B with me?

Waiting. Breathe.

Speak clearly.

With this crying no I understand nothing.

It's just that these guys are ...

Are...

What? Can not you with them?

If so, you better leave.

I do not want any more people Playing out the window

Just because they think this Profession is not a sea of ​​roses.

You smell like shit.

What's it?

It's that they treated me Like a fool.

I stink.

HOW TO COMPLETE WITH PROBLEMS OF INDISCIPLINA?

How can these children Be so cruel?

Did you know that there are jackets Bullet proof for teachers?

They are resistant as Of the police,

But thinner to Not look fat.

Lucy.

The printer does not work.

You have to hang up and then call again.

Look at this!

You said you took nine In his test,

And took ten!

- Why did you print my certificate? -Was here.

Look.

Monday.

Alcantara was here.

I do not believe.

NO PASSING WORKING GENIUSS.

MANAGEMENT

OFFICE HOUR

LUCÍA FERNÁNDEZ ARGÜELLO Honorary Professor

ALCÂNTARA EZEQUIEL MEDINA Honorary Professor

I do not believe.

Miss Lucy, Your breasts are behind the tree.

You stole my diploma.

If you do not control, do not smoke.

I saw the history The printer.

I had problem In my university,

I needed a copy, fast.

"But nothing happens. "This is theft and fraud."

And sexually abused me.

Did I abuse you?

Look, to understand me,

If we were in a desert island,

First he'd get Wilson.

Who is Wilson?

Never mind.

You're a fool, A bastard and a scoundrel.

And I'll call the cops ...

My dog ​​weighs more than you.

Stay away from me!

You told me to let you go.

Because you're not going to sleep With their teddy bears

And your Hello Kitty quilt?

Tomorrow tell me how I'm going To save this.

There are people who do not You can trust.

It leaves history.

LEAVE HISTORY

What are you doing?

It does not interest you.

Well, let's see what the Gaby will do it when she finds out.

Must have something you want in return.

Want to trade?

Yes. It just so happens that I have Specialized training

To tackle aggressive young people.

And I have a "mastrado" In child psychology.

Masters.

Yes. That too.

No, everything was set. I would hate to have to change.

Miss Gaby, I thought at first

I thought that Mr. Alcântara Wanted to take me away

A great opportunity To grow as a teacher,

But I realized that it was better For the boys.

Truth?

Yes.

Substitute Teachers Can be more demanding.

Or do not you think so?

Very well.

Good luck.

Your students do not interest me.

What?

You'll see just how they learn.

I could not even smoke my cigarette.

I am Professor Alcantara.

I'm going to replace Professor Lucy for a week.

Are you Alcantara?

Does not look like Alcantara, man.

No? What do I look like?

Idiot!

So funny.

One more and you'll have zero.

"Where's the presence list?" -In the closet.

Do you think I'm going? Cry for it?

Son of a bitch.

Let's see Who is who.

Monica, what Merino?

Okay, you want to play dirty?

I'm going out to have a smoke And when I return,

Everyone will know me.

Son of a bitch.

You'll see.

Idiots! Motherfuckers!

Alcantara!

Where do you think you're going?

I'm going to change clothes. Do not you see that Do I look like a chicken?

Come to my office now!

You never told me They were motherfuckers.

What kind of language is this?

And they are not the children of ...

They are problematic adolescents, Lord Alcantara.

-Look like me ... I want them under control.

At any time you can Come an appraiser

And lowering the qualification This institution.

-What do you expect ... -This time,

I'll let it go home. If you change,

But never again.

Can go.

Look down, innocent, okay?

Where are the others?

In the yard, I guess.

Class has already begun!

What does this idiot want?

Fuck you!

Eita! What happened, Monica?

This man is crazy.

Do not miss it!

It's time to understand who is the boss.

And now?

"We did not do the chore. "That does not matter.

That's the deal:

You are the most Idiot of this whole school.

They are a failure, and everything World knows that.

So I can do everything whatever I want.

Now I want silence.

Then silent and without move

Until you touch the signal, I was clear?

-Did you understand? -Yes.

Sorry, do you have any chalk?

Yes, you can take it.

Zequi.

One of her students is crying.

Yes, I'm sorry.

-Monica. -Yes?

She cries lower.

They seem traumatized. What do they have on their face?

They were painting with their fingers.

There is nothing to do?

Puppets with sock Or something like that?

Laugh at your own jokes.

You need therapy.

Excuse me. I did not behave Properly.

Did someone order pizza?

The pizza arrived.

Ten pesos per head. Come on.

-What? -Yes.

Did you bring the money?

-No. "Go away, then.

What happened?

Allright thanks.

I do not want to change anything.

We agreed that when To Brittany return,

You were leaving the flat.

And she just came back.

Now where will I sleep?

I do not care, it's your problem.

It's a matter of time The police start looking for you,

587. And I have a business Respectable care.

You negotiate Programs in the attic!

For this reason, I have to be careful.

You still owe me Money, remember that.

Damn you.

You have to put Dad's old shirts?

There are such beautiful things. For girls their age.

-Is that you? -Expensive.

A little help, right?

Do not.

You make me feel like a foster mother. Lesbian every time I get involved.

I want to take this to heart.

In a nice? He already drank two glasses.

Yes, and we are not married, I already told you that.

There's someone in the garden.

There is somebody.

Laura, it's going to close. The door to your room.

Go to your bedroom. Pepper spray.

Monsivais! Attack!

Attack!

This dog is no good.

-What is it? -Insecticide.

- I do not have pepper spray. -Don't fill up.

Not without my consent!

Not even!

It makes no sense, It is not raping you!

Who's going to want to rape you?

Do not fill! What did you throw at me?

Zequi?

Are you sleeping here?

No!

Did not I tell you? He's an idiot.

Yes.

Even so he would profit.

Surely I could pack Things in this shack.

This shack is great For you for 5 thousand pesos per month.

Better, he can pay 2500. Daria For you to buy contact lenses

And stop appearing with Chiquinha.

I do not look like Chiquinha.

A little, yes.

Have a boyfriend?

Be smart, it will not end Like his sister, Chiquinha.

They call their sister guilty, Because nobody wants to take over.

I heard. You, to your room.

And you, stop laughing.

And you, only Tonight, okay?

So you leave me two weeks. And I'll pay you at the end of the month.

Two weeks?

Not a man. So scary!

Fear?

Last night he almost killed me, I'm afraid of who I am.

Hello, Miss Lucy.

Hello!

Sorry, Mr. Alcantara.

I'm busy now.

It's about class.

We can not find Jurassic Park 2.

Is there any problem If we watch the one?

But we already saw the one.

Yeah, but we saw it without caption.

Now we bring with subtitles.

What do you want subtitles for? If the dinosaurs do not speak?

-But how are we? - You know what?

Do whatever you want. Just get out of here.

You know what?

You will stay two weeks, But with one condition.

I'm not going out with you.

I want you to give a real class For 4B students.

"How can I do that?" - Turn around.

If not, I'll tell the principal That the only thing you do

Is to terrify students And watch Jurassic Park.

Jurassic Park.

What an idiot.

My chocolate got stuck.

Is broken?

Here I go.

Below.

To the right. That.

You are a teacher?

Yes, but I am. Only substitute.

It will be a very long day.

Here is the study plan,

School reports,

And suggested readings

How do I do the idiots? From my room read this?

He controls Cristóbal and Monica.

If you win both, The others will follow you.

And if you need anything else,

Let me know

-Expensive. -Yes?

You can come here?

Because?

What are you doing?

Hospitality.

Violence, drugs, vandalism.

Son of a bitch.

There are better people in prison.

I do not believe!

Did you know that Don Quixote Did you discover America?

Like these Students are doing poorly.

Get a plate.

I have to go.

I'm working at night.

At where?

In a ballad.

With good music to dance to Or just those bad songs?

Does not matter what do you have to do,

Leave your classes Prepared and planned.

Yeah, see you around.

Why do you always play? A sung in it?

I'm not flirting.

Besides, it's not my type.

But I think that Someone is jealous.

You're jealous!

"Lucy is jealous!" -I'm not!

Really? I think he It should make it tasty.

Girls, come here!

All! No, Christóbal!

"You can not do that!" -It is?

No!

It is not funny.

Romo, do not even think about it!

Attention, who forgot to bring Bathing suit or medical certificate?

Run two laps In the pool please

Two laps in the pool, please!

What I have to do?

First, erase your cigarette.

And make sure that No one drowns.

Come on! Romo, Cristobal!

Get out of the pool!

To the water!

Miss Lucy! How is it? Beautiful with wet hair

Let's see how you stay. Look, the lice are wet!

You too, for the water. Let's go.

No!

Come on, make way.

Where are you going? No, Will take ten laps in the pool.

-Motherfucker! "Twirl around the pool.

Asshole!

He's a little tyrant, you know?

Yes I know.

Lord Alcantara?

- I just wanted to say ... -Really?

Right here in front of everyone? Good.

Do you brush your teeth?

No, you would not believe it, no.

There is nothing to be thankful for.

For the first time So many students participated.

-Cool huh? -Shut up.

Let go of me, asshole.

Do something! We have to separate them!

-Drop! - Get him!

What was your idiot? What happened?

This idiot said that I like this one.

-And? -Of course not, do not fill!

Let me go, you dumbass!

Burra is a feminine adjective.

I would have to say dumb.

Are you going to calm down now?

Zequi, no!

You can not do that.

No?

Let him go. Enough!

"Apologize, idiot. "You idiot!

Zequi, let him go!

You are not a teacher?

Yes, but I'm a substitute.

Excuse me!

What are you doing?

What happened? Blasted a student.

Do not you want me to control them?

Yes, but not with violence.

This behavior repeats When they leave school.

What happened?

I'm going to sue you with my father.

"I'll sue you".

Christóbal!

Careful, my lady, I think Who peed in the pool.

Yes.

Are you the father of Cristobal?

Yes.

Sure, fine.

No thank you.

It's ok. Goodbye.

Will talk to Miss Gaby?

Do not.

Say it's good to give some petelecos To put it on the line.

I'm very worried With these boys.

Look, in school we have An exercise

that is called "The time capsule".

Students write their dreams, And buried them for the future.

Zequi, Christóbal and Romo They want to be delinquents.

Do you only think about work?

It is our responsibility.

Do not.

They have parents.

Do you like my dance?

Yes, thank you.

By such attitudes as

They think we Teachers are weak.

And no, it is our duty to do the difference.

Behind everything This bad behavior,

There are children with fear.

Sorry, you'd mind. To change tubes?

You do not believe In these bullshit?

There is a beautiful flower waiting To flourish in every child.

If you do not teach them To believe in you

And differentiate The good of evil,

They will end up in jail.

Or worst!

You do not realize how important And how big ...

It's a penis!

It's a banana.

Come, eat and enjoy!

Hello! I do not like the idea Of some stranger reading this,

but it's alright.

I would like to operate the eyes Not to wear glasses.

I would like to be a teacher To change my country.

Also to have children, Without having to turn a whale.

I would like to have a boyfriend Intelligent and honest.

That one day write me a love letter.

And give me options.

Yes No Maybe.

Lucy Fernandez, second A.

Five hundred thousand apiece!

It's a strong car!

My cousin is there. 6 weeks observing.

Do not know. I'm busy With other things.

You have to go alone. To drive the car.

Dude, just left and Are you coming in again?

Why do not you start A normal job?

Oh, you're a little stressed.

You want a blowjob?

Do not stuff the bag.

What happened? You already got Mandy, did not you?

The right is your catch. Or you got it, and no.

I did not sleep with her.

You like the library rat, Zequi?

Leave me in peace.

I'm also a bit stressed, Can you buy me a blowjob?

Better ask for your grandmother. Who has no teeth.

Why did not I ever get one of those?

The streets stolen my childhood.

And all for that witch, Arriaga.

Everyone knows you stole The class money.

You are a liar and a thief.

You'll never be anything.

And I assure you,

Will not be the last foster family

Who will want to get rid of you,

Ezequiel Alcântara!

Did you finish class?

You are crazy?

They put a ring on me.

Mother's children.

Well, what happened?

Zequi!

To the left.

The other left.

There's something on your ass.

I was so drunk that You did not notice, did you?

I only had two beers.

Two beers?

Does not fill.

Not my fault Which you do not know to take care of.

Like you care.

853. It's ok?

I'm not a teacher.

Look, 4B is not easy.

But you chose the job, Now you will finish it.

You have potential, You identify with them.

Even while abusing Substances.

Look, you better go home. You look like a transvestite.

How beautiful the eyeliner was.

We have to give credit To Monica.

Well, I'll be right there.

I do not know, Laura. Blades for shaving.

I saw something on TV, but you filled it up. All the blood bathroom.

Ok. So tablets Or let's shoot a building.

I have a fear of heights and ...

There's someone there!

What are you two up to?

Anything.

We're doing homework.

Yes?

Do I look like an idiot? It's not a game.

I once tried to commit suicide And almost died.

It's not funny, Mr. Alcantara.

Suicide, too.

Please do not tell my parents.

She had the idea, I did it just to go along.

Not true, the idea was yours! You said you felt ugly.

You started because you were In love with Christóbal.

Shut your mouth, gossip!

No one wants to be your boyfriend. It's not a reason to kill yourself.

What would you gain?

He would write a farewell letter, Cristobal would come to my funeral.

And I would say that You've been in love with me.

Do not fill up, Laura. He's 14 years old.

At your age, all the girls are pretty.

Well, except Cuquis.

888. I'm so ugly.

What? How do you see it?

Because I am not plastic surgeon.

Yes, it was not funny.

How serious.

It's family.

Well, look, A good cut is missing.

July!

Bring my makeup bag!

Wait, how?

She has!

This is not the big one!

I need all The possible cosmetics.

Do not see the poor girl?

"You're going to look beautiful, are not you?" -Yes.

Look at that ass!

What did you do?

Is ready? Let's go.

You know I have your permission. Daddy to beat you up.

But you will not do that, right?

If you arrive early At home, no.

Take care of her, you idiot.

The 4B's tests are crap.

Social Sciences, Mathematics, To Spanish.

What an idiot.

Excuse?

No, nothing.

Your time is running out, Lord Alcantara.

You need to find alternatives.

I have to do an excursion.

Excursion?

Where are we going?

Anywhere is fine, let's get out of here.

Now, shut up.

Monica, you're going to write the report.

I?

Yes, you.

Zequi, the Monica Can not write.

We went on a school trip today.

Firstly, we visited Some friends of Mr. Alcântara.

Great people.

Fight!

Zequi!

-How are you? -What a miracle!

We come? They want to ask a few questions.

Yes of course. Pepe!

Put on the pants, We have visitors.

Let's go guys.

What's up, Pepe? How are you?

Let's go, and you?

He sleeps all day.

But are they okay?

Well, my daughter helps us. To move on.

You're a prostitute, boys.

Stay at school, Do not get involved with drugs.

Oh, no, Pepe!

The dog shit in the living room!

You're doing it again.

No. Now it was me.

Oh, no!

After smoking the whole intestine Of Mr. Pepe,

We went to visit more friends. Of Lord Alcantara.

Get out of the way!

What, Jacinto?

How are you?

Do you like drugs?

Jacinto Vallejos, yes.

She likes it too much.

How long have you been drugs?

Can not answer.

The drugs...

Here it goes!

So when he said Who would present a smile,

We thought we were going to Know a little clown,

Of those who work In children's parties.

For those who think That being a trafficker is legal,

I present you Smiley.

But he was a drug dealer.

And is responsible for making Your enemies disappear.

When you wake up have A lousy genius.

Someone wants to ask why You call him Smiley?

Do not.

Let's wake him up?

No, no. Please.

If you do not want the chord,

Convince Cris to come For the theater group.

Good.

It's ok.

Leave that nipple alone.

And then, boys, Are you going to think about the future?

If they work, if they prepare, Can get whatever they want.

Do you believe in these bullshit?

No, in your case, no.

Idiot.

Give me one?

Thank you.

My cigarettes.

Smoking kills.

You're an idiot.

I knew you were the best. In the last race?

But I took one Very bad rating.

This is what happens to people. Talented, but unmotivated.

But in fact, Monica,

You've surprised me.

Are you serious, Mr. Alcantara?

Are not you kidding me?

My God! I will not finish Being a stripper?

If you give your word I will seize it, Call me your lover!

And I'll believe that Baptized me again

And what I lost The name Romeo!

Why do you scream so much?

He has aggression problems.

I'm not sure my name!

Because you bore that name!

And if I could ... What?

I would rip him out of my chest!

Enough, right?

No, here comes the balcony scene.

That's good. For the love of God.

It seems they are Killing a pig.

This is Shakespeare.

Yes, and it's 4000 years ago. Who is dead.

Why can not they Speak normally

Because it is not a Book of cowboys.

Come on, up the stairs.

If I was you, I would be embarrassed.

If you were me,

I would not be a virgin At age 50.

If we do this as Mr. Valdez tells us,

The audience is leaving, is not it?

Look, idiot,

If you want to direct the piece, Come on, you're invited.

Boys, first,

I do not drive this piece anymore.

In second place, I introduce your new director.

And thirdly, Arrivederci, losers!

Can I go too?

No!

What did you do? Now who goes Take responsibility for the theater?

Come on, this talks. about what?

I just saw the porn version.

Do these two marry or not?

In the end they die.

Thank God!

What is your role?

The baby sitter.

The babona.

Are there people who suck at the play?

No, the nanny.

It's a very important role.

Cris, say your text

But speaking In a normal way.

Juliet, I can give you A little cake kiss?

How is that?

It's with the meat inside!

That's nice. Is good.

Pastry...

Let's rewrite that.

You're going to be very crazy!

However great it may be ...

Let her go!

Serafina, do not run, The floor is wet.

Do not fall again.

Teacher, the notes of teachers

Are already on page from school.

As if that matters!

The evaluation of teachers!

The most beautiful teacher ...

I!

Miss Hinojosa, You're a nightmare lady.

I said.

Excuse me.

Who won as The coolest teacher?

Alcântara.

And the best teacher?

Alcântara.

And how best teacher?

What a surprise.

I!

Congratulations.

We need to toast it!

I'll see something. With the projector.

Is not crying By a vote of the students,

it is?

It is not just a However,

I never earned anything.

Not even the most beloved, Nor the most beautiful,

Nor the best smile.

Not even the most unfriendly.

Do not care what they think.

And I care Because they are my students.

I think they think That you are interesting.

Interesting?

-Are you sure? -Of course.

As well?

It is that "interesting" is a form Nice to say I'm boring.

I'm boring?

Chata means That you are predictable.

If you really want students They see you in a different way,

It has to be a Little more fun.

OK people.

Teacher Lucy wants to do Urban art with you.

What is urban art?

- Let's graph the bus. -What?

This is against the law.

This is what makes The urban art!

Sorry, we're in the middle. Of a class here.

As?

This is our bus, And let's graph it.

Search for your own bus.

Otherwise I'll call the police.

Go away! I am not kidding!

Come on! What the hell!

-Let's go? -OK.

Let's see, Miss Lucy.

Christóbal, come and see this.

-What about? -Look!

Damn it!

Dude, cool, huh?

Cool huh?

It's too much!

The police! Run!

DO NOT FILL, FRIDA

Standing there!

They already left.

This is not the first time You run from the police, right?

Once I stole a kiss.

But do not tell anyone.

This garbage is inorganic,

So you need to go For the recyclable waste can.

You will not thank me for Improve your image?

Oh, man!

Almost, Mr. Alcantara. Almost.

Now it will take To take me home.

I'm not your father.

Good morning, Miss Fernandez!

Hello.

Well I want to discuss Literary works of Juan Rulfo:

Pedro Páramo And The floor burning.

I can do The question first?

Very well folks, Class is over

Thank you very much.

Good-bye, Miss Lucy.

-See you later. "Good-bye, Miss Lucy.

Not bad, Miss Lucy.

Very competent! Is visible Who has a gift to teach!

Well done.

Hold on!

Why did they behave? So good today?

It's just that you and you Alcantara look beautiful together!

-Monica, no! -Yes.

Lately, you are, I do not know! More beautiful!

With loose hair and everything.

Well, enough.

A pity to get involved where They are not called is not a matter,

Because they would have excellent grades!

You can go and do What they have to do.

Monica.

Do not smoke please.

CAUTION

No!

He's going to shoot the animals.

These animals walk Very stubborn.

They do not want to mate.

I'll lend a hand With these hormones.

This here is how Viagra for them.

We can say yes.

Come here!

-Comes! -No!

Come on, everyone.

Stay here. Let's see the rabbits.

1159. Yes I want to see!

Monica is coiling Also to mate.

Well, hit one on it.

-Monica! -What?

Do not you dare, man.

Zequi, where are you?

She left me alone with her students. What hormones injected me?

Capra Aegagrus.

-Capra Aegragus. "Aegagrus.

Sex hormones.

I need a doctor, right?

Nothing will happen. In Asia Recreational drug.

It's hot in here, right?

Are they hot?

What will happen to her?

Anything!

What a good smell!

I'm hot very hot!

I'm so hot. Touch here!

Lucy, be quiet. Calm!

What are you doing?

The social worker comes today To certify my guardianship.

Perfect.

I'll spend the rest of the My days at an orphanage.

Do not tell me!

No, Mr. Alcantara. Thank you very much, that's enough.

Just one more cup. It took only four, doctor!

Please call me Zequi.

My name is Ezekiel.

What a beautiful name.

It's a biblical name, you know?

Yes of course.

Your mother should be A very Catholic woman.

You have no idea.

Mrs. Fernandez.

Your boyfriend just gave me Explain the accident.

What barbarity.

But do you feel better?

Yes.

Who wants cake?

Had not told me From your boyfriend.

I'm sincere, I had doubts. If you should be alone

With the guardianship of Laura.

But I see you created A wonderful environment.

Familiar.

His parents would have been proud.

No, sir Alcantara.

Zequi.

You know, I'm on a diet.

Diet? With that body!

At least prove it.

Now, you two

You're going to have to tell me everything.

For example, how they met.

Well, we met ...

We met through the Internet,

More or less one and a half year.

And we got along super good, So it was like a click.

So I decided to transfer To her school

To spend more Time together.

Mrs. Fernandez.

I loved your fiancé.

In addition, teacher, what else?

I do not have anything else to Watch, everything is perfect.

Let's toast? Cheers!

-Cheers! -Cheers!

One other thing: Have thought of

Adopt another child?

I see you do not.

Goodbye!

-Good bye, doctor! -Goodbye!

Wait a second!

I suppose you want Something in return.

-No. -No?

So why did you do that?

Because I know what it means Feel alone.

What's it?

- Keep thinking about the guy. -No.

In the substitute teacher.

You know I will not stay, right?

Where's my bra?

He committed suicide. His life was very empty.

Cuquis, who took my bra?

Bring it now!

I do not want to be the nanny.

But it's a character very important.

Lord Alcantara, pass this cream In me, please

Do you want me to rub you too?

I did Romeo and Juliet ...

Ask for Laura.

Tanya!

Finally.

Laura.

Tell Mr. Alcantara To pass the cream on me.

Yes of course.

Put more here, please.

Of course.

Good, I'll search. My seat.

Laura!

Can you come here for a moment?

Listen.

Cristobal is mine.

He is Romeo and I'm Juliet.

So stay in your corner.

If you do not want me to rub An anthology!

And fetch something for me to take. Fast!

Christopher, let's rehearse?

Laura, leave it to me.

No, Romeo!

I'm not one of those Of only one night.

How crazy.

Here, Laura.

Attention!

The next groups will be Of the Maltrata Summit College

And the Frida Kahlo Institute.

Dear students,

Please be prepared. Let's start.

Cris!

-I'm feeling bad. -What's it?

Damn it.

You farted?

"Do you know the role of Tanya?" - I think so, but ...

But nothing! I'm Ju ...

I'm Juliet!

Yes, but Juliet can not Shit in the middle of the scenery.

And I want to win this contest. You will change, please.

Damn it, you fucking bunch!

Shit is what's coming out of you.

-You'll change. -It's ok.

I do the character, But no language.

It's ok.

Cris, use your tongue.

-Oh really? - Fuck off.

She's dead!

An overdose.

Wow, he exaggerated In marijuana brownies.

Do not laugh.

So do I, too. I wanna die.

I'm going to commit suicide With marijuana.

It will take about 20 years, But it will be worth it.

Romeo? Romeo!

Goddammit, are you dead?

Juliet! I thought That she was dead!

"You did not get my Whats?" -No.

It sure ended. My data plan.

I told you that this Plan was bad.

I should have listened to you.

Wait, this one goes to Face.

Angry!

You have reached your destination.

Where the fuck?

Damn it.

There are, 30, 40 and 50.

And their 2500 from the table.

Come and I'll kiss you.

No!

Ask what you want, Courtesy of the house.

With this robot, the teachers Can communicate with the whole room

Through a camera and a microphone.

Do the task, Do not be stupid!

I put the voice of Mr. Alcantara.

Test the makeup machine, Miss Gaby. Come on!

I built it myself.

Help close it back there?

Comfortable?

What tickles! Okay, enough.

It was beautiful!

Like a raccoon.

Very pretty, ma'am.

I need to talk to the Sir, Mr. Alcantara.

Yes of course.

Do you know that your contract Is to win, is not it?

Yes, I knew.

Actually, I like it a lot. To have it here.

But it was supposed to be A temporary job?

Think carefully.

Boys, bring Their inventions.

Put it all in the car For tomorrow's show.

Carefully.

Thank you, Mr. Alcantara.

Hold on!

Come on, Jimena!

This, Jimena, very well!

Come on, Vane.

Miss Lucy!

Help!

Boys, they can go change.

Take me out of here!

Are you alright?

Come, give me your hand. That.

You can go change.

Boys, they will change. Right now, everyone.

Where are you?

I told you to be here. since yesterday.

Sorry, I was sleeping.

Do not ruin everything, Jenny.

I have to close the tunnel alone Before the week ends.

I'm going, I have to teach.

Oh my God!

I have to go to class I'm going to get in trouble. "

They offered me the job.

Forget about them.

We have money, Let's party.

No!

My time is ending.

If you realize that I am A thief and not a teacher,

I'm going to fuck myself.

Zequi?

Zequi!

What is going on?

Have you done that?

Calm down, Lucy.

I'll explain everything.

Why tunnel?

I stole the money Who was buried here.

"You got money?" "But I paid for it."

"I've been in jail." "Have you ever been arrested?"

- Only 13 months. -13 months?

Lucy!

Do not touch me!

You pretended to be in love with Me to use my front, right?

In the beginning, yes, But i swear that

You are a thief And a liar.

I do not want to see you again.

So who's going to say To your parents

You are me?

Miss Lucy, do you have a moment?

Is it about the gym?

No, this is already settled.

Is that...

We dig a tunnel To take away a pirate treasure.

What? Yes, pardon.

Mr. Alcantara discovered us.

You will pay dearly for it.

When does Mr. Alcantara return?

He will not come back.

Then you will not have proof.

Of course it goes Have the proof.

I'll leave you up to it.

And you, into the living room. Let's go!

Gonzalez, it's the third time!

Miss Lucy!

Please make him come back.

Do not.

He is the worst man in the world. You risked my future and you used me.

You risked everyone's future.

Good, and you, Why do they care so much?

It's that he...

He understands us.

Do not be like that.

Remember that this is Your last chance.

Calm down, do not be like this.

What are they doing?

These are our motivational photos.

-As? -Yes.

People who help us To be better people.

People we want To be proud of us.

Mr. Alcantara also has one.

Must be beer Or something like that.

Top box on the right.

Time for proof.

What are you doing here?

And you should Be in your living room.

Look.

I've known Zequi for 15 years.

Never touched a hair Mine, and not because I did not want to.

He is one of the good ones.

Hello everyone.

Hello.

It's been a while since I have the money

But I decided to stay By these boys.

It's for you.

Why did you make me believe? That it could start all over again.

You taught me to believe that I could Do something good with my life.

Please use the money. To pay for the repair of the gym

And so that the School does not close.

Whatever's left, save it for Laura.

Someday you'll want to travel. Or silicone, you will know.

And please,

Never forget Who is a great teacher.

It's the best, At least for me.

You were the one Made him change.

If you abandon him now, He's going to steal it again.

-To steal? -Yes.

Shit!

One moment:you said "Shit". It's ten pesos.

-Watch them, please. -Yes.

Let's copy!

No!

What's it?

Here is the phone. Of Zequi Alcântara.

Can not answer, So do not fuck with me.

Yes, I've gone all over The porn for your FTP.

I also organized In alphabetical order, of course.

Yes, look. Anal...

Crowns, new,

And nymphomaniacal breasts.

Germán, you can locate The Lord Alcantara?

Negative.

But the robot is still in his car.

Ms. Fernández.

Is supervising A proof, remember?

It's an emergency. Please take care of this yourself.

Let's go!

-What are you doing here? - We're done.

Silen ...

The time has come, pick it up.

Do you think it will work?

We're connecting.

Zequi!

You had the money, but you Who cares about us.

What is it?

I can not go back, I destroyed the whole gym.

Your students have taken on Blame and love you.

What's it?

Put the mask on.

We could use the guide By scaffolding.

-OK. "But it would be two days."

And he'd have the CIA behind us.

Lord Alcantara, where are you?

Beautiful mask, teacher.

Who is this idiot?

Calm!

what are you doing here?

Buying alcohol for Party today. Can you help us?

How will I help?

Besides, I'm not More teacher.

Go away, you fucking bitch.

Zequi?

Lucy, your message Arrived too late.

We had already begun, sorry.

"I have to go." -It was my fault!

No, it was not your fault.

Hide this.

Do not see what's inside. It's better not to know anything.

Zaqui, no!

Promise me you'll wait for me.

But for how long?

I do not know, four or five years.

Zequi ...

He knew he could not control himself.

WANNA BE MY GIRLFRIEND?

It is a...

Disgusting liar

Miss Alcantara! Miss Fernandez!

To my office, now.

I've been an educator for 25 years. And I've never seen anything like it.

Can I explain?

Lord Alcantara.

You put this school upside down. Down with your immorality

Insolence and stubbornness.

And is...

1511. A miracle.

None of the students took Less than six.

Do you know what that means?

We could enter the list of Best schools in the city.

Imagine, budget for To cafeteria,

A new copier, Digital slates

Miss Gaby,

There is one thing that must know.

I'm not a teacher.

And I've already been arrested.

Lord Alcantara,

I do not care what Did not even where he walked.

I need a teacher And you are a teacher.

But I did not even graduate!

Well, you can study at night.

But that would take years.

Do you have a better idea?

Of course I have a better idea.

I'm a teacher and I consider That the Lord Alcantara

Deserves, at least, A six in Spanish,

A seven in Social Sciences,

Eight in Physical Ed. And nine in psychology.

- Make a written statement. -Yes.

Hey, but is not that illegal?

With all due respect, Lord Alcantara,

I know what I'm talking about. - That's it, damn it!

Very well.

Congratulations, Mr. Alcantara.

From now on you Graduated from high school.

He's going to enroll at the university.

Meanwhile, Will continue to work here.

Now yes.

Let's enjoy the party Of year end.

And prepare yourself,

Because I'm going to drink

Until it fell to the ground.

All alcohol.

Already!

-It's him? -Don't fill!

But I thought ...

Mister Alcantara!

-How are you doing? -Hi!

1.55 Hey, Miss Lucy?

Miss Lucy?

That!

You look beautiful.

Miss Lucy or Miss Universe?

Well, good health, Miss Lucy.

Let's see, this Do you drink alcohol?

Yeah, a little.

Well, health.

If you need them.

No!

I wanted to ride Jesus Christ superstar.

As I was saying,

I have to find a Jesus Christ is beautiful,

very beautiful.

Cheers!

Teacher Fernandez.

From today, you can put me To study, read books,

Or use me as Sexual object

Until the educational system Separate us.

This sexual object ...

Love.

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