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Hurry up, Mac.

Does it look like I'm taking my time?

Well, I'm just saying,
your burglary skills suck.

Maybe if you step out of my light.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Ah, thank you.

See?

You can pat yourself on the back later.

Hey, I'm gonna send Matty our
coordinates so she can redirect

- that exfil chopper to us.
- ETA?

30 minutes. So I'm also gonna
upload that data we just stole

to the Phoenix just in case...

We, uh, never set foot on that chopper?

- Yeah. Pretty much.
- You know, right about now,

Jack would be going on and on

about how this is all my
fault we're in this mess.

Personally, I'm more
interested in finding a way

out of this mess, since
it won't take the guys

we stole this from 30
minutes to catch up to us.

Way less than 30 minutes.

Mac? I hate to sound
like you-know-who, but...

now would be a really great
time to do something awesome.

I need you to start complaining.

- What?
- Yeah. Or-or tell me a long-winded story

that doesn't seem to go anywhere.

You want me to pretend to be Jack?

Sadly, it helps me think.

Uh, all right.

[IMITATING JACK]: Hey, hey, Mac,

I-I love that big brain of yours,

- I do, but...
- [THUMPING OUTSIDE]

uh, if you'd have just let me
shoot them 17 doofuses outside

with the two bullets I had
left, we'd be kicking back

on the Phoenix jet right
now, sipping martinis,

instead of... instead of sitting here,

waiting to get our heads blown off.

- Got it. Riley? I need you...
- Yeah.

to turn on the gas stoves,
but don't light the burners.

So your brilliant plan

is to kill us slowly with gas?

Oh, nothing about it's gonna be slow.

I didn't say it was brilliant.

Turn on those burners, fast.

They're gonna be coming
in here any second.

[PHONE DINGS]

Oh, that's nasty.

Ah, gross.

- [WHISPERS]: Mac.
- MAN: They're in the diner!

MAN 2: Spread out, find a way in.

Mac, I really hope you're almost done.

- Coming.
- Must go faster.

- Freezer, freezer.
- Let's go, right now.

You know,

if we make it out of
here, I'm gonna recommend

you talk to someone about
your codependency issues.

To be honest, it's a pretty big "if."

[GUNSHOTS]

They're in here somewhere.

Spread out.

- Okay, you ready?
- Yeah, yeah.

- MAN: Is that gas?
- [GAS HISSING]

- Run!
- Come on, let's go.

[RINGING]

[CLATTERING]

- [CHUCKLES]
- All right, we better split

before the fire department shows,

or we're gonna be answering
a lot of questions.

Yep.

[DOORKNOB RATTLES]

Oh, come on.

[SIGHS] I really need a vacation.

[PANTS]

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[HAMMERING NAILS]

JACK: You know, Mac,

when you invited me
on an island vacation,

I-I pictured pristine beaches, you know?

Maybe some tropical drinks

with them little umbrellas
in them, I love those.

[CHUCKLES] I know. And, look,

I really do appreciate you using
your vacation days to help me

rebuild my old Army buddy's house.

I really owe you all a big thanks.

Happy to help, Mac.

Never been a fan of those

little umbrellas, anyways.

[LAUGHS]

Well, Puerto Rico needed us

way more than we needed the R&R.

Even after the diner incident.

JACK: What, you two survive

one near-death experience,

and it's the new Cairo
or something? Is that it?

Hey, I thought we
didn't talk about Cairo.

- We don't.
- It's all right.

You were there with us in spirit, Jack.

Oh.

[LAUGHS]

Hey, guys, seriously,

I really appreciate you all pitching in,

'cause without your help,
it would've been a year

before Carlos and his family
had a roof over their heads,

- so thank you.
- BOZER: Speaking of,

who's ready to raise the roof?

[LAUGHS]

- Come on, now.
- I knew it was coming. I knew it.

Tell me now, you know you liked it.

MACGYVER: All right, guys,

pull at the same time when I say it.

We're gonna do it a couple times
till we get it all the way up.

H-Hey, Mac, I know this
might not be the best time

for constructive criticism...

Not really.

But why are we using
these rickety-ass ladders

when there's perfectly good
telephone poles right there?

Two words: Hurricane Maria.

Heavy rain, it loosens topsoil,

which means that nothing out here

is as sturdy as it looks.

- Ah
- All right, on three,

pull.

One,

two, pull!

Pull.

Pull.

Pull.

Pull.

Pull.

Pull.

Pull.

All right, now give it a
little bit of slack there.

Almost.

- There we go.
- [CHUCKLING]: Yeah.

Good job, guys.

JACK: Nice. Thanks, Bozer, good job.

MACGYVER: All right, yeah,
go ahead and tie it off.

[HORN HONKING]

[LAUGHS]

He's gonna be stoked.

[SNIFFLES]

[LAUGHS]

Yeah?

My house has a roof, Mac!

It's got a frame, we still need plywood,

- tar paper, shingles.
- Oh, man.

It's way more than I've had
in months, okay, so I'm happy.

- [LAUGHS]
- I get you.

Oh, I-I'm sorry I-I wasn't here to help,

but this damn truck died on me

twice on my way from the lumber yard.

It started making that g-g-glug sound,

- and I couldn't do anything.
- Let's take a look.

Check this first... yeah.

That's what it is.

You got some water in
your fuse box a while back.

Oh, water.

I have no idea how that happened.

I know, right? Good news
is, it's an easy fix.

Believe it or not, this should hold you,

at least until you get the
new parts for your truck.

- Thank you, Mac.
- Yeah.

Papa.

Oh, mija!

Come over here. [GRUNTS]

Mira.

Mira nuestra nueva casa.

Mwah.

Me encanta.

- You hungry, Papa?
- Yeah.

I brought everyone lunch.

- Lunch?
- Wow. Look at that.

- Mac.
- Look at you... ah, yes, thank you.

- Hey.
- Gracias, cariño.

- Thank you.
- Huh?

- Thank you.
- Riley.

I asked my mom to do my
hair like yours today.

It's so pretty.

Let me see.

I love it.

CARLOS: You know, Mac?

I owe you, I... I owe you big-time, man.

You don't owe me.

I owe you.

I never would've made it through
basic training without your help.

Well, Mac, you wouldn't
have needed my help

if you hadn't started
arguing with our sergeant

on the very first minute
of the very first day.

Well, it's-it's... it's
mathematically impossible

to give 110%.

That's all I was saying.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Which is probably why they
made you the Green Beret,

and me the guy who stands next
to things that might explode.

- Isn't it?
- JACK: Hey, Carlos.

Hey, Jack.

What do you say we get
this lumber unloaded,

see what else we can get done

- before the sun goes down, yeah?
- Yeah, let's do it.

Oh, and you guys, work
up on those appetites,

'cause tonight, you're all
gonna go back to my place

and have a big thank-you dinner.

My mother-in-law
makes the best pasteles

you're ever gonna taste.

Ooh, you had me at "dinner," man.

[MUMBLES WITH MOUTH FULL]

Okay, mija, let's go.

♪ ♪

Riley said she likes my hair.

I told you it looked beautiful.

MacGYVER: Kamila.

- Hey.
- I hear you got the roof on today.

We did, yeah.

KAMILA: Carlos always told me,

"MacGyver can fix anything."

JACK: Well, now, he did have

a little bit of help.

But I was promised

some pasteles? Is that right?

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

Uh-oh. What'd she say?

Um, she said, "Dinner is served."

No, she didn't, Carlos.
You're a terrible liar,

but I'll let it slide.

You know why, Mom?

- 'Cause you're a cutie pie.
- [LAUGHTER]

Come on, get over here,

- I'll escort you to dinner.
- Ah.

- Gracias.
- My pleasure. Let's go.

[LAUGHTER]

CARLOS: So, Jack, what do you
think of my mama's pasteles?

Oh, Valeria,

these are the best things
I've ever put in my mouth.

- [SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
- What?

What'd she say?

She says "thank you."

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

MacGYVER: Hey, Carlos.

I don't remember you being
this handy in Afghanistan.

CARLOS: Well, Mac, it's
amazing what one can do

when given no other choice.

KAMILA: Or when your wife

sets up the kitchen.

MacGYVER: There it is.

Okay, okay,

so the kitchen was all Kamila.

But I think I've helped a little bit

making this place a home.

Didn't I? Those wouldn't be here

if it wasn't for me.

BOZER: Yeah, I was thinking

those did not come with the tent.

No, sure didn't.

Those belonged to Kamila's abuela.

After the storm,

I went back to what was left

of our house, and, you know,

trying to salvage anything I...

KAMILA: And you found the candlesticks,

and now, we're all safe,

and healthy, and
that's all that matters.

Of course, perdóname, mi cariño.

Claro que si.

So I want to thank my
old friend MacGyver,

and my new friends: Jack,

Bozer and Riley,

for taking a break from their lives

and coming out here,
help us rebuild ours.

You know, all the way out here,

on this small island in
the middle of the ocean,

it's easy to feel like the
rest of the nation has forgotten

what happened to us.

So it means the world,
to me and my family,

that you did not.

That you came out here to help us.

So as soon as we have
a real house again,

I can go back to work at the bank,

and help the rest of the
island get back on its feet.

A toast.

Here's to friends, old and new,

this thank-you, it's not
just from me and my family,

but all Puerto Rico.

To a brighter tomorrow.

ALL: Salud.

- Salud.
- Salud.

Hey, guys, only four more hours

till Matty wants us back
on that plane to L.A.

Man, my lower back's gonna
hate me for saying this,

but I wish we could
stay and keep working.

Yeah, you know, it would've been nice

to see this bad boy
finished before we left, Mac.

Hey.

Hey, Adriana, is it lunch already?

Where's my dad?

He's not at your place?

We kind of figured
after last night's party,

- he just let himself sleep in.
- No.

Papa was up at sunrise.
He should be here by now.

I'm sure he's fine, sweetie.

Yeah, I bet my build on his
truck probably didn't hold up,

so he's stuck on the side of the road.

- We're gonna go find him now, aren't we?
- Yeah.

Yeah, we'll find him,
sweetie. Don't worry.

That's Carlos's truck.

Carlos.

Carlos!

Maybe he had a flat
tire and went for help.

Left the motor running with
the keys in the ignition.

Hey. Check this out.

Bullet holes.

Carlos didn't have car trouble.

I think he had trouble trouble.

MATTY: Mac, only you can go
to Puerto Rico to build a house

and wind up working a
missing persons case.

Sounds like you need a
vacation from your vacation.

Yeah, about that, Matty.

I know we're supposed to be
on a plane in a few hours,

but I need some more
time to figure this out.

Look, I get it, and I'm sorry,

but we have a national
security crisis brewing here.

I need you guys on a plane to Pakistan.

Matty, Matty, Carlos's truck
has about five bullet holes in it

that I don't think got
there by accident, okay?

He could be in some real trouble here.

I understand that, Jack,

but I can't just call a terrorist group

and ask them to put their plans on hold

for a few days. You're gonna have to let

the local authorities look for Carlos.

No, no. The local authorities

are up to their eyeballs trying
to maintain order and find people

who went missing in the
storm. That's not gonna work.

If we leave now, Carlos is gonna be

just another name on a very long list.

I hate to say it,

but if we don't find
him, no one's going to.

MATTY: Okay, if I reroute

your infil flight to leave
directly from Puerto Rico,

and I brief you on the plane,

I could buy you another eight hours.

That's the best I can do.

If you can't find Carlos by tonight,

you're gonna have to leave
it to the local authorities.

- Sounds good. Thanks, Matty.
- [PHONE BEEPS]

Ready?

- Yep.
- Okay.

We've got till sundown.
Where do you want to start?

KAMILA: I don't understand.

Who would want to hurt Carlos?

Well, actually, we were hoping

you could help us out with that, Kamila.

We checked out his truck,

nothing was missing...

Not the lumber in the back, nothing.

So we don't think it was a robbery.

We were thinking this was personal.

Did Carlos have any enemies?

Enemies? No.

No, I mean,

everyone loves him. He's... he's Carlos.

Yeah.

You can't think of any reason

why someone would want to hurt him?

No.

What about those?

Last night, I got the impression
there was a story there

that you didn't want Carlos to tell.

I just didn't want to scare Adriana.

Right after the storm,

Carlos went back to what was left

of our house and he found looters

taking our stuff.

Most of them fled the
minute that Carlos yelled,

but one of them grabbed my
grandmother's candlesticks

before running.

So Carlos chased him,
wrestled him to the ground,

and realized that it
was one of our neighbors.

So he made a citizens'
arrest and tied the man up

and waited five hours
for the police to arrive.

A-And did this looter have a name?

Jorge Villareal.

Do you think that he did this?

Well, we won't know until
we have a chat with him.

Do you know where we can find him?

Jorge's house was destroyed by Maria.

Last I heard, he was
living in his auto shop

off the highway in Santa Ana.

Good place to start.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

MacGyver.

Please,

promise me that you'll find Carlos.

We've lost everything.
I can't lose him, too.

I promise.

Stop running, Jorge.

I said stop!

Where's Carlos?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Listen, Jorge, my patience is real thin
right now, so do yourself a favor,

tell us where you took Carlos

after you shot his truck all to hell.

- Why would I do that?
- You tell me.

Carlos is my friend. I'm his friend.

- Is he? Is he, though?
- Yeah, we heard all about your arrest

for looting your friend's home.

So we're thinking this is about payback.

Tell us where you took Carlos

right now. You can avoid
putting "kidnapping"

on your rap sheet. You
don't want that on there.

I swear to you, I didn't
even know Carlos was missing.

Okay, was I mad at him when
he put me in jail? Sure.

At first, but you spend
a few days in lockup,

and it gives you time to
think about what you've done,

who you've become.

If anything, I owe Carlos a thank-you.

A thank-you? You're gonna
have to connect the dots

- for us, big boy.
- When Maria destroyed my home,

my family and I, we stayed here.

We slept here on the
floor of this garage.

So I got desperate.

I did some things I'm not proud of.

Carlos caught me.

And while we were waiting for the cops,

he reminded me that...
that turning on each other

only makes things worse.

So as soon as I got out of jail,

I joined the relief effort,

and I haven't broken a law since.

I believe him.

So do I, damn it.

Now our only lead
just became a dead end.

Thanks.

[PHONES RINGING]

[CRYING]

Can you believe this?

It's been seven months since Maria hit

and the whole island's still struggling.

Yeah.

Friends of mine went through
the same thing after Katrina.

Crazy how a bunch of wind and water

can bring down everything we rely on.

Excuse me.

Look, I know you're really busy.

We just wanted to file
a missing persons report.

We can take your statement,

but you're gonna have to
wait like everyone else.

We're stretched even
thinner than usual today.

Why? What's going on?

Half the force is out on a
special protection detail.

Protecting what?

So get this, half of the San Juan PD

is tied up today protecting a shipment

of federal aid money sent to help

restart Puerto Rico's economy.

How much federal aid money?

$2 million in cash.

It's being trucked from
the port to a bank downtown.

Want to guess which bank?

I'll assume it's the
bank Carlos manages.

Got it on the first try, Jack.

MacGYVER: Wait, this isn't about

anything that Carlos
did after the storm,

this is about who he was before.

It'd be pretty easy
to go into that bank,

stick a gun in the manager's back,

- and withdraw $2 million.
- Yeah.

MACGYVER: Hey, what time
was the money scheduled to be

- at the bank?
- 1:30.

That was ten minutes ago.

All right, Riley, Bozer,

stay put, we're coming to pick you up.

RILEY: All right, I'm in
the bank's security system.

Pulling up surveillance cameras now.

There, that's Carlos walking
into the bank right now.

Looks like he's made
himself a new friend.

RILEY: And those new friends

look like they're
carrying concealed weapons.

Wait, what's Carlos doing?

[BEEPS]

He's triggering a silent alarm,

which is bad 'cause that guy right there

is holding a police scanner.

Everybody, get down!

Get down!

- [GUNSHOT]
- [CARLOS YELLS]

They shot him in the leg.

Floor it.

This robbery just turned
into a hostage situation.

[TIRES SCREECH]

Hey, hey, hey!

Coordinate with the cops
when they get here.

- Where the hell you going?
- To become a hostage.

[SCREAMING]

Everyone on the floor!

Face down! Hands on your head!

Get down, get down
now! You, get down now!

On the floor. Do you have any
cell phones? Let me have 'em.

Kill the cameras.

Erase the security tapes.

Barricade the door!

Do not move! Cell phones!

Get your cell phones out!

MAN [DISTANT]: Stay down!

Don't move!

Do not move!

[DISTANT SHOUTING CONTINUES]

- Hands! Let me see 'em!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got anything on you, huh?

You got any weapons on you?

What's this?

I always wanted one of these.

- Get up! Get up!
- Okay.

Move! Open the door.

Open it. Let's go.

[SIRENS WAILING]

[CHATTER IN SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Captain, Jack Dalton, former Delta.

There's quite a situation
we have ourselves here,

but don't worry, I saw
the whole thing go down.

You got five armed men inside,

at least 17 civilians.

Now the good news is,

they weren't expecting
a hostage situation,

so they are ill-prepared.
The even better news is,

I got a man on the inside.

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask
you to please step back.

Yeah, wait, I don't, I don't think
you understand. I'm here to help.

I am fully trained in hostage tactics

from a little place called Quantico.

Sir, we're handling the situation.

I'm gonna have to ask
you to please step back.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Por favor? I...

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[LINE RINGING]

Webber, Dalton here.

Listen, I think we're
gonna need a little hand

with the local authorities
down here, they're being, uh...

well, less than cooperative.

So what are we gonna do,
just stand here and watch?

Not if Matty has anything
to say about it. Watch this.

[PHONE VIBRATES]

Oh, yeah, that's definitely
a call from Matty.

Damn, she works fast.

Indeed she does.

Looks like we're gonna
be working together.

Thank you, Captain.

You two take the manager to
the vault and get our money.

Hands on your head.

All right, pal, on your feet.

Yo, I said on your feet.

Hey, guys, I can...

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Maybe I wasn't clear with the rules.

Nobody moves and nobody talks.

If you don't listen to me,

then the only person who
can get you in the vault

is gonna die. Just let
me t-treat the wound.

- What are you, some kind of doctor?
- No, I'm not.

I know how to treat a gunshot wound.

Doesn't look like any
of your guys know how,

so...

You got five minutes.

I only need four.

I will need my knife back, though.

Give it to him.

[WHISPERING]: Mac?

Shouldn't you be on a plane right now?

What, and leave before I can get

your mother-in-law's
recipe for pasteles?

- [GRUNTS]
- Sorry.

Hi.

Lucy, I'm MacGyver.

Can you do me a small favor

and just keep pressure on this wound?

- LUCY: Yeah.
- I'll be right back.

- Wait, where are you going?
- Kind of depends.

Do you guys have a break
room? I need black pepper.

Y-You need pepper?

Uh, it'll make sense in a second.

Uh...

Rajelio, he eats lunch
at his desk every day.

- He might have some.
- This one?

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

Hey, what are you doing?

Saving his life.

Is that all right with you?

Get over there by the
bank counter. Move!

Get up. Come on, move, move!

Get up.

You, too. Get up.

Get over here where I
can see you, on the floor.

Hurry up. On the floor.

What are you gonna
do, Mac, season my leg?

- Actually, yeah.
- [LAUGHS]

Black pepper's a natural coagulant.

It's gonna hurt like hell,
but it's gonna save your life.

What is that for?

[SIGHS]

[YELLS]

[GROANS]

All right, one last step.

- Time's up.
- Yeah, almost...

Yeah, okay, he-he's good to move.

[GRUNTS]

Watch the hostages. We'll be back.

- You got it.
- Grab the bags.

Over here.

- Sit! Sit!
- All right.

Move over there. Get over there.

[WHISPERS]: It'll be fine.

[SIREN WAILING OUTSIDE]

Hey, Lucy,

I'm assuming that front door
is not the only way out of here.

Um... oh, there's a window upstairs.

Um, upstairs on the second floor.

It's next to the drive-thru lane.

[RADIO STATIC]

[QUIETLY]: Hey, Jack.

Jack, can you hear me?

Jack.

You'll get it back. Calm down. Hey, Mac.

It's good to finally
hear your voice, man.

Took you long enough.

How's it going in there?

Carlos is fine.

He's alive and stable for now.

No other hostages have been harmed.

Um, but the robbers are downstairs

stealing money from the vault right now.

JACK: Okay, okay, that's good,

but what's the plan, homie?

I got a dozen SWAT guys out here

ready to rock and roll.
We'll come in that front door

and join the party.
You just say the word.

At this point, that would
just get people killed.

I'm gonna start releasing hostages.

That sounds great, Mac. How?

Uh, well, I don't know yet.

Just have someone waiting
by the drive-thru lane

for hostages.

Copy that.

Hey, uh,

where do you keep your dye packs?

Open it.

Open it!

- You have a wife and kid at home, yeah?
- [GUN COCKS]

Do it for them.

[BEEPING]

[SAFE UNLOCKS]

Go.

Let's go, let's go.

Okay, guys,

as soon as the guard is distracted,

run up the stairs as fast as you can,

open up the window you told me about.

Okay.

Hook that onto something
that'll hold you,

and then climb down... My
friends will be waiting.

Okay?

Let's go.

Move!

Let's go.

[BEEPING]

[BEEPING CONTINUES]

[YELLS] What in the hell?!

Go, go, go.

What the hell?!

What the hell?

What is this? What is this? I can't see!

- GUNMAN: Ash?
- Stop. Don't go. It's too late.

Ash, where are you?

[ASH GROANING]

What the hell's going on here?

Move 'em.

Is anyone else coming?

I-I don't know. We
didn't stop to look back.

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

Move! Over here.

Get up, now. Get up!

Get up.

I leave you alone for five minutes,

and you lose three hostages?

How?

I don't know, man.

Okay? I just went over to
the door to check it out,

because I heard something over there,

and then this happened to me.

It was one of them!

It was one of them.

I want all bank employees,

except for my friend, the manager,

- over here, now.
- That's you.

- The rest of you, put your hands down, now.
- Up. Get up, now.

You, get up. And you.

Let's go, right over here.
On your knees, right here.

- Hurry up! Get down.
- On your knees.

Somebody's trying to be a hero here.

And since only bank employees

would know where you keep the dye packs,

you four are my prime suspects.

Was it you?

Look at me.

Was it you?

Hmm.

What about you?

Hmm?

Look at me.

You look like a troublemaker.

I think it was you.

[GUN COCKS]

Then you'd be wrong.

'Cause it was me.

I'm the one you want.

[SIREN WAILING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[GRUNTS]

GUNMAN: So you free my hostages,

and you've been talking to the cops.

I should just kill you right now.

[SHOUTS]

Show the others what happens

when you try to be a hero.

We got a problem, man.

They called in the SWAT team.

Losing those hostages makes it
look like we're losing control.

And we're not losing control!

We got to get out of here, now.

How are we gonna do that?

You tell us.

Okay? This was your idea.

I say, we get those hostages,
we use them as shields,

and we shoot our way out of here.

And what about the rest of them?

They all seen our faces,
they all got to go.

Hey, I know nobody asked me,

but if your plans don't get
you all killed, it'll damn sure

get you all caught,
and every dead hostage

tacks on another life sentence.

Look, I can get you out with the money,

without anyone firing another shot,

but you got to promise me
that no one else gets hurt.

[GRUNTS]

Why the hell should we trust you?

Because I just made a radio
out of a pair of headphones

and snuck three hostages out of the bank

without you noticing.

Using Ethernet cable and a coffee mug.

Okay, how?

First, I need you to buy me some time.

Come on, Mac, just make those
little hamsters in your brain

spin the wheels a little bit faster

and figure this out, will you?

[IMITATING MACGYVER]: You do know

that's not how brains work, right, Jack?

Yeah, yeah, thanks for the
Neurology 101 lesson, Professor.

Just figure it out, will you?

They got Mac.

- Why aren't we going in?
- For that very reason.

If they figure out who he
is, they're just gonna use him

- as leverage... think about it.
- So we just stand down?

For now.

You all right?

Yeah. Yeah, why?

Well, you were just talking
to yourself as we walked around

- the corner just now... I thought I'd ask.
- No, no.

I wasn't talking to myself,
okay? I was role-playing.

I was role-playing a conversation that

I'd probably be having with
him if I was inside that bank.

Now, you know he's cooking
something up... I'm just...

- You know, figure a way to help. Yeah.
- Okay, just making sure. Yeah.

Those two really don't do well
when they're separated, huh?

- Oh, you have no idea.
- OFFICER: Sir.

It's them. They say they're
ready to make demands.

It's about damn time.
This is Captain Delarosa

of the San Juan PD.

To whom am I speaking?

My name doesn't matter.

What matters is that I'm
willing to make a trade.

In exchange for not
hurting any hostages,

I want a helicopter

and guaranteed safe
passage off the island.

Safe passage to where?

I'll tell the pilot our destination

once we're on board. Those are my terms.

They are not negotiable.

Understood. I'll make some calls.

But look, this whole
thing goes a lot smoother

if we establish trust.

How about a sign of good faith?

Send out a few hostages.

How about you keep the three
you got and get me a helicopter.

30 minutes or someone dies.

Get me the superintendent
on the line, and find me

an emergency service
that can spare a chopper.

- Yes, sir.
- RILEY: So now they suddenly want a chopper.

Why didn't they ask for that hours ago?

Yeah. And we've all seen this movie.

They got to know that nobody

ever actually gets the chopper.

What the hell's going on in there?

♪ ♪

How the hell is all that gonna
help us get out of the bank?

Counterfeit detection
pens are full of iodine,

which will react

with, um... You know what?

I can give you a chemistry lesson,

or I can get you out of here.

We don't have time for both.

Fine.

Do your thing.

We got a problem here?

Not if you give me your word

that you'll leave all
the hostages behind.

If that doesn't work for you,
you can just shoot me now.

You have my word.

If the Coast Guard can't
spare one, call the hospitals.

- Someone has to have a helicopter.
- Yes, sir.

We need to go full
breach, Captain, right now.

We're in the middle of negotiating.

No, you're not.

They just asked you for a chopper

they know you can't get.

I'm telling you, these
guys picked this bank

on this island because they are
fully aware of what's going on

in Puerto Rico right now.

So you think they're stalling?

Call them back.

Tell them you have a
chopper that-that's fueled up

and ready to take off right now.

See how they respond.

If they're serious, they'll take it.

If not, you know they're
holding out for something else.

Hand me the phone.

[LINE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGING]

No one's picking up.

You were right.

Full breach.

Battering ram, in position.

Throw smoke.

Go, go, go!

- Jack!
- Carlos!

- Where's Mac?
- Took him downstairs.

CARLOS: Come on,
everyone, let's go, get up.

Get up, get out of here, come on!

Carlos and the hostages are secure,

but the robbers are gone,

with the money,

and MacGyver.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

So, for the record, this
wasn't part of the deal.

I said I'd get you out with the money

if you left all the hostages behind.

"All" included me.

Well, guess you should've
been more specific.

Honestly, after giving us a
taste of what you're capable of,

you really think we'd just let you go?

Who knows how else
you might come in handy?

MATTY: Jack, what are the chances

you're calling to tell me

you just saved Mac's friend,

everything's fine,

and the four of you are on your way

to the airport as promised?

JACK: Well, we rescued Carlos,
but the other things

on your wish list hit a bit of a snag.

Define "snag."

Well, the robbers escaped

into the sewers under the bank

with all the money... and Mac.

So we're tearing through
San Juan looking for them now.

MATTY: Is it weird that none of this

even remotely surprises me?

Okay, hang on. I'm gonna
help you find our boy.

- [GRUNTS]
- Sorry.

MATTY: Your robbers
are gonna be desperate

for a way off the island.

And if they're not complete morons,

then they'll know that
a plane is hard to get

and easy to track.

So my guess is they're
gonna be looking for a boat.

I'm sending you coordinates
to the closest marina

- to the bank.
- Got it.

We're about eight minutes out.

- Jack, take the next left.
- H-Hold on.

Matty, that's not the
only marina on the island.

No. But it's the closest, which makes it

their most likely
destination and our best shot.

And I'm not disagreeing with you.

But if you're wrong...

I know, Jack.

All right, hold on.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

MACGYVER: We've got a problem.

Move that tree. Move
that tree. Let's go.

Let's go, let's go.

Move!

[GRUNTING]

Come on, guys.

It's too heavy.

GUNMAN 2: Okay, what now?

See, I knew you'd come in handy.

Find a way to clear the road,
or this is where you die.

[GUN COCKS]

Just gonna use this as a
lever, if you don't mind.

Just hurry it up, genius.

- Come on.
- Okay.

- Look out!
- Whoa!

- Light him up! Aah!
- [GUNSHOT]

[SIREN WAILING]

I got it.

OFFICER: Lower your weapons!

[OFFICERS SHOUTING]

JACK: Show me those hands, scumbag.

Get on your knees. On your knees now!

Put your weapons on the ground.

[SEABIRDS SQUAWKING]

All right.

- [LAUGHS]
- Take it slow.

- All right, take it slow.
- I got it, I got it.

- After you.
- I'm fine, Mac.

You don't need to be
worried about me anymore.

Clearly.

Mija!

Papa!

Oh, mija.

It's so good to see you.

Thank you for keeping your promise.

Thank you.

Thank you all.

CARLOS: Yeah.

- Thanks for inviting us here.
- Now, you guys

have to come back for a
proper housewarming...

as soon as the house is finished, okay?

MacGYVER: Well, that housewarming party

may be happening sooner than you think.

Our boss is sending
some of our coworkers

to help with reconstruction.

They'll be here tomorrow.

CARLOS: Thank you so much, Mac.

For everything.

Yeah, I hate to ruin the moment here,

but if we don't get
to the airport pronto,

Hurricane Matty is going to

destroy us all.

That was insensitive.

Carlos, that was insensitive.

- [LAUGHS]: I'm sorry.
- [CHUCKLES]

Considering you guys just saved my life,

I think I'll give you a pass.

Well, thanks.

Guapo.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

- Mama.
- [LAUGHS]

So, no one's gonna tell
us what she just said?

Well, I don't think
you want to know, Bozer.

But-but I get the gist,

a-and you can tell her that, uh...

me gusta older women.

Me gusta older women mucho.

RILEY: Yeah, we better get out of here

before he says something else

we can never unhear.

Right? Take care, guys.

- Safe travels.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Since when do you
like older women, Jack?

I like all women, Bozer.
I don't discriminate.

But I have been thinking maybe
I'm fishing in the wrong pond.

You know, time to get
out of that kiddie pool.

Start deep-sea diving
for somebody more mature.

Only a woman that's
been around the block

is fully gonna appreciate
an all-around 180 guy

like Jack Dalton.

- You mean 360?
- 360?

- Three... yeah, maybe it is 360.
- [LAUGHS]

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