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�� All the single ladies ��
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- �� All the single ladies ��
- �� All the single ladies ��
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�� All the single ladies ��
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- �� All the single ladies ��
- �� All the single ladies ��
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- �� All the single ladies ��
- �� Now put your hands up ��
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�� Up in the club
We just broke up ��
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�� I'm doing my own little thing ��
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�� Actin' up
Drink in my cup ��
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�� I can care less what you think ��
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�� I need no permission
Did I mention ��
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�� Don't pay him any attention ��
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�� 'Cause you had your turn
and now you gonna learn ��
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�� What it really feels like to miss me ��
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�� 'Cause if you liked it
then you should have put a ring on it ��
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�� If you liked it
then you should have put a ring on it ��
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�� Don't be mad once you see
that he want it ��
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�� If you liked it
then you should have put a ring on it ��
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�� Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ��
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�� Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh ��
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�� Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ��
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�� Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh �� ��
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Dad. You're home early.
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Deadliest Catch is on.
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- What are you wearing?
- It's a unitard.
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Guys wear them to, uh, work out nowadays.
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Do sports.
They wick sweat from the body.
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F-F-Football.
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Yeah, all the guys in football wear 'em.
They're jock-chic.
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Totally. Kurt's on the football team now.
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He's the kicker.
That's the smallest guy on the field, right?
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Yeah. Ye...
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Brit and Tina were just helping me
with some conditioning work.
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Hmm. Really?
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You know, I played in J.C.
before I busted up my knee...
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poppin' wheelies on my dirt bike.
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Cool. I guess we'll have something
to talk about then.
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So one of you two his girlfriend?
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But I'm not ready
to be exclusive just yet.
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Hmm.
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All right, just keep the music down.
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I can't hear myself think up there.
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Hey, Kurt.
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Be sure to get me a ticket
to your first game.
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You're doing great, baby.
Just keep breathing.
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No, no, no.
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Giving birth is not like
how it is in the movies.
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It is bloody and bestial...
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and you get poop
all over your cowboy boots.
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- Well, I'm just trying to be supportive.
- Well, this isn't about you.
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I'm sorry, Kendra.
When was I making it about me?
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You have to be liked, Will.
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You're nice and supportive
and you avoid conflict.
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Your wife is going to be pushing a watermelon
out of her boy-howdy...
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in five months.
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She doesn't need nice. She needs Dolomite.
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- I can be tough.
- Of course you can, sweetie.
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Okay, why don't you come on down here.
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I'm gonna show you how to rub the gas bubbles
out of your wife's stomach.
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- Oh, no, wait.
- Oh, no, no. You'll like it. Phil still does it to me.
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- It feels great.
- I don't want him touching my stomach.
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- I mean, maybe he would bruise the baby.
- Oh.
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Yeah. Honey, would you make me a B.L. T?
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Sure. Uh... Um,
it's gonna take a few minutes though.
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- That's okay.
- Okay, be right back.
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Make me one too. But hold the tomato.
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- Okay.
- And the lettuce.
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- Okay.
- I can't do this.
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Don't worry about it.
You're gonna have an epidural.
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I'm just making it sound worse than it is
to make him feel guilty.
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And then you have him by the balls
for the rest of your life.
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Kendra, if I told you something, would you
promise not to tell anybody, not even Phil?
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Oh, my God. Is the baby black?
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No.
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The doctor said it's a hysterical pregnancy.
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I can't tell Will. I can't.
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He already has one foot out the door.
This baby's the only reason he's still here.
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What do you think
he's gonna do when he finds out you lied?
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Oh, God, I don't know.
I gotta tell him the truth.
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I've gotta tell him,
and I've gotta deal with the consequences.
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- Are you insane?
- What?
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Dishonesty is food to a marriage.
It will die without it.
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- Oh, Kendra.
- Stop being so emotional.
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- Okay.
- The solution is clear.
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We're gonna have to get you a baby.
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Hey, guys.
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- I hope I'm not intruding.
- No. Not at all.
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Oh, um, so get this.
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You know how I'm kind of like
a local news junkie, right?
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- Isn't that kind of depressing?
- Oh, no.
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It's kind of like a horror film, you know.
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It's drug recalls and poison toys.
Africanized bees... that was terrible.
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That's because disasters freak you out
yet fascinate you at the same time, sweetie.
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So you like the local news
because this way you can experience them...
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from the safety of your condo.
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Anyway... Yeah, um, they just finished
this story on this zoo mauling...
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and, um, you'll never guess
who came on next.
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Well, let's see what's going on now...
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with the local champion cheerleading coach,
Sue Sylvester...
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in a brand-new segment
we call "Sue's Corner."
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Take it away, Sue.
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Thanks, Rod, Andrea.
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You know, caning has fallen out of fashion
in the United States.
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But ask anyone who's safely walked
the immaculate sidewalks of Singapore...
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after winning an international
cheerleading competition...
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and they'll tell you one thing:
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caning works.
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And I think it's about time
we did a little more of it right here.
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And to all those naysayers out there
who say, "That's illegal.
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You can't strike children on their bare buttocks
with razor-sharp bamboo sticks."
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Well, to them I say, yes, we cane.
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And that's how Sue sees it.
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They gave her a segment on the local news?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Why?
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Because being a local celebrity
who's been written up twice...
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on the sports page of USA Today
has its perks, William.
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Hey, pal, you wanna pull
that chair out for me?
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My hand's still sore from signing autographs
down at the Donut Hole...
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this morning.
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Brought you some holes I couldn't finish.
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And, uh, F.Y. I...
the overnights were through the roof.
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You don't know what that means, do you?
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Overnights.
Well, that's lingo for overnight ratings...
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which shows us leading
among 18 to 49-year-olds...
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making WOHN western Ohio's
number one local newscast.
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- Wow.
- "Wow" is the word, Alma.
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You know, I wasn't always in the spotlight.
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But I didn't wanna end up
stuck at a lousy high school...
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wrestling with mental illness.
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Or 40 and single...
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coaching the worst football team
in the history of our state.
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Or having to go to the salon every week
to have my hair permed.
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I didn't wanna have to do that to myself.
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So I sent out my r�sum�,
and I am so happy to tell you...
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that I am busting out of my box.
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I'd love to stay and chat,
but I got a satellite interview.
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That's lingo, again, for an interview...
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via satellite.
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- E-Excuse me. This-This isn't the right key.
- It's actually the right key.
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- This is the alto part.
- Yep. Tina's doing the solo.
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I'm-I'm sorry.
There must be some sort of mix-up.
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I thought I made it very clear that anything
from West Side Story goes to me.
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Maria is my part.
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Natalie Wood was a Jew, you know.
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I've had a very deep, personal connection
to this role since the age of one.
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Well, I'm trying to shake things up a bit,
get us out of our boxes.
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- You're trying to punish me.
- I think you're being irrational.
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I think you're being unfair.
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I think you're being unfair to Tina...
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who might have been happy
about getting her first solo.
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Tina knows how much I respect her,
and I think she would agree with me...
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that she's not ready
for such an iconic role as Maria.
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Wait. I'm a Jet?
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The more times she storms out of rehearsal,
the less impact it has.
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Congratulations, Tina.
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This is going well.
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Finn? I needed to ask you something.
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Thanks, but I already have a date to the prom.
But I'm flattered.
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I know how important dances are to teen gays.
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- I'm not gay.
- Oh.
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I just... I needed a favor.
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This is not that difficult, gentlemen. Let's go.
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Come on! Let's go!
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Just relax, okay?
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Remember what I told you.
Keep your eye on the ball. Don't try to aim it.
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- Okay, put your helmet on.
- It'll mess up my hair.
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Put your... Put your helmet on, okay?
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- Oh! God, it's...
- Good. Red's your color.
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Thank you for helping me with this, Finn.
You're really cool.
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Well, I figure the more crossover
between Glee and football...
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the easier my life's gonna be.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you going?
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- To get my music ready.
- What, are you nuts? You can't use that.
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- But we did when we were rehearsing.
- Practicing. No one was around.
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You know how much interference I had to run
with these guys just to get you this tryout?
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If you do it your way,
they're gonna kill you.
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My body is like a rum chocolate souffl�.
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If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.
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I'm doing this. I'm doing it my way.
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So are you two an item now, or...
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- He doesn't belong here.
- You joined Acafellas. What's the difference?
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I'm a stud, dude. I can wear a dress to school,
and people think it's cool.
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Everybody take a knee.
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Six games.
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Our kicker, Mr. Langanthal...
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is zero for 12 in field goal attempts.
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As most of you
statistically-minded people know...
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that sucks!
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So Mr. Langanthal...
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will thusly now be in charge
of hydration services.
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The next player that can get a football
between those uprights will get his job.
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Hi. I'm Kurt Hummel,
and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.
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�� I'm up on him
He up on me ��
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�� Don't pay him any attention ��
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�� Just cried my tears for three good years
You can't be mad at me ��
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�� 'Cause if you liked it
then you should have put a ring on it ��
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�� If you liked it
then you should have put a ring on it ��
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�� Don't be mad once you see
that he want it ��
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�� 'Cause if you liked it
then you should have put a ring on it ��
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�� Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ��
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�� Oh, oh, oh, oh ��
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�� Oh, oh, oh ��
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- That was good, right?
- Yeah.
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- It's good.
- Yeah.
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Can you do that with the game on the line...
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and 10 gorillas bearing down on you...
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- who want nothing more than
to taste your sweet virgin blood?
- Sounds like fun.
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Can I have my music?
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If you kick like that,
you can wear a tutu for all I care.
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Gentlemen, we have found ourselves a kicker!
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�� What it really feels like to miss me ��
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�� 'Cause if you liked it
then you should have put a ring on it ��
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�� Oh, oh, oh �� ��
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More mail for you, Sue. But I think there
might be some hate mail mixed in...
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from your editorial on littering.
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Well, Mr. McClung, your station
didn't hire me because I was yella.
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And not everyone's gonna have the walnuts
to take a pro-littering stance...
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but I will not rest until every inch
of our fair state is covered in garbage.
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That's why I pay taxes.
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It keeps garbage men earning a living...
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so they can afford tacos for their family.
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Fantastic.
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But I'm...
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concerned...
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about your future at WOHN.
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You see, my daughter goes to your school...
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and she says that a lot of the top cheerleaders
are defecting to the show choir.
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You know, it makes me wonder if you're...
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if you're losing all that talent
how you can expect to win nationals.
229
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:17,255
See, your segment's all about being
a champion, Sue, a winner.
230
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So... we need you to win nationals.
231
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Okay. Uh, thanks a bunch.
232
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Great work.
233
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Quinn.
234
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Quinn.
235
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,116
Hey, what's with the silent treatment?
236
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,882
Whatever I did, I'm sorry.
237
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,689
I'm pregnant.
238
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:54,461
I wasn't sure,
and I really didn't wanna go by myself.
239
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:58,469
- I'm so sorry that I didn't tell you sooner.
- Mine?
240
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:02,564
Yes, you. Who else's would it be?
241
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:07,241
- But we... we never...
- Last month. Hot tub?
242
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,889
Oh, no.
243
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,357
Oh, no. Oh.
244
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,418
Think of the mail.
Think of the mail. Think of the...
245
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:26,987
- Oh, you killed him! What are you gonna do?
- Oh.
246
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,796
- But we were wearing our swimsuits.
- Ask Jeeves said a hot tub...
247
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,928
is the perfect temperature for sperm.
248
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:33,995
It helps it swim faster.
249
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:37,474
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
250
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:41,502
- Are... Are you gonna get a...
- No.
251
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:45,311
I really thought I had a shot
of getting out of here.
252
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:04,562
I've been collecting since 1961.
253
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,970
Now, isn't this just lovely and normal?
254
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,530
They're my everything.
255
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:12,975
Teatime!
256
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:17,948
Right.
257
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,781
So, to what do I owe the honor
of your presence?
258
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,220
Oh, I just thought I'd stop by
and say hello, buddy.
259
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,384
Boy, the only thing missing from this place
is a couple dozen bodies...
260
00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:30,257
limed and rotting in shallow graves
under the floorboards.
261
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:33,355
Please, have a seat on the casting couch.
262
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:41,838
It is so wonderful
to finally have some Sandy time.
263
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:44,808
I have my bridge game on Fridays.
264
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:48,244
Saturdays, I am fully committed
at the local cat rescue.
265
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,078
Sandy. Let's cut the crap.
266
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:57,819
I'm living in a cocoon of horror.
267
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:02,156
Yesterday I ate nine cans
of aerosol whipped cream.
268
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,158
- No...
- You...
269
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:10,065
Sandy, Sandy. We have similar problems.
270
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,662
You need to be back in the spotlight.
271
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:17,573
I wanna offer you the school's
arts administrator position.
272
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:21,909
You will have control
of all the arts programs...
273
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,541
music, art, drama.
274
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:29,019
Wait for it. Glee Club.
275
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,682
That's impossible.
Figgins will never allow it.
276
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:34,021
Oh, don't you worry about Figgins.
277
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:37,028
I'm never letting Sandy Ryerson
back in this school.
278
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:41,965
Take a look at this.
279
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:05,245
Well, I would hate to think of this video
circulating around the school.
280
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,315
Better yet, YouTube.
281
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:12,953
- Our first order of business is Glee Club.
- Oh!
282
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,091
I couldn't agree with you more.
283
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,101
William is running it into the ground.
284
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,160
And there's one linchpin
holding that group together.
285
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,229
Rachel Berry. How do we steal her away?
286
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:25,106
Hold on to your Easter bonnet, Sandy.
I'm gonna fire four words at you.
287
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:29,580
Liza Minnelli. C�line Dion.
288
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,082
Oh, yeah.
289
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,312
I am yours.
290
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:39,722
�� What do you say to taking chances ��
291
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,817
�� What do you say ��
292
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:46,991
�� To jumping off the edge ��
293
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,931
�� Never knowing ��
294
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:53,870
�� If there's solid ground below ��
295
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:56,999
�� Or a hand to hold ��
296
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:01,206
�� Or hell to pay ��
297
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:06,877
�� What do you say ��
298
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:13,221
�� What do you say �� ��
299
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,657
- Wow.
- What's next?
300
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:23,224
Congratulations, Miss Sally Bowles.
You have just landed the lead.
301
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:30,231
- This is a joke.
- William.
302
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:33,210
Sandy has never been
formally charged with anything.
303
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:37,510
And the fact is, upon further reflection,
my firing of him was rash.
304
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,574
This is a wonderful thing, Will.
305
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,414
How many times have you sat in the chair...
306
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,422
complaining how I don't care
about the arts program?
307
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,516
This was you.
You have always been out to get me.
308
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:51,552
Well, if I was out to get you, I'd have you
pickling in a mason jar on my shelf by now.
309
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,860
William, take a chill pill.
I'm here to help you.
310
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:57,368
Oh, really?
Is that why you stole my best singer?
311
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:02,665
An opportunity arose for me
to showcase my talents, and I took it.
312
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:06,507
How is that any different from when you
quit Glee to form your boy band?
313
00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:08,512
Because I didn't do it out of spite.
314
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:12,346
I'm offended by that accusation.
I've always been a team player.
315
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:16,217
- Just admit it, Mr. Schue.
You don't like me very much.
- That's not true.
316
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:21,851
I am your biggest,
and sometimes your only fan.
317
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,553
Look, I know who I am, okay?
318
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:28,862
I know I can be a little abrasive,
bossy and conceited.
319
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:32,893
I'm just hurt that you chose to judge me
on that rather than on my talent.
320
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:36,270
I know it sounds awful,
but I'm the best one in there.
321
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,809
I try the hardest, and I want it the most.
322
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,937
Everyone knows that,
and they're scared of it.
323
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,778
They all think that they can slack off
because you'll pick up their weight.
324
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,943
We can't win regionals like that.
325
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,579
We need everyone to think
that they're a star.
326
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,249
We're giving everyone a chance
to think they're a star.
327
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:55,816
We're providing opportunities.
We're opening doors.
328
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:59,352
Find your voice.
Stomp that yard. All that crap.
329
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:01,922
- What does she have on you?
- Enough.
330
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,937
I tried to play nice with you, William.
331
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:11,942
But clearly, you prefer to be adversaries.
So be it.
332
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,238
I'm not quitting Glee.
333
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:17,475
I'm just looking for a reason to stay.
334
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,449
Oh, like me taking the solo away from Tina?
335
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:22,851
Everyone on the team
is getting something out of being there.
336
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:26,015
You're doing a great job
of getting them out of their shells.
337
00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:29,993
Except for me. I'm still getting
my lipstick flushed in the toilet.
338
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,428
I still don't have a boyfriend.
339
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,863
Tina's great, but...
340
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:37,527
why do you have to hurt me
to make her feel good?
341
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,503
Just come to rehearsal.
342
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:04,922
�� Tonight, tonight ��
343
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,795
�� It all began tonight ��
344
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:15,136
�� I saw you and the world went away ��
345
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:18,643
�� Tonight, tonight ��
346
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:22,077
�� There's only you tonight ��
347
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:28,575
�� What you are, what you do
What you say ��
348
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:34,149
�� Today, all day I had the feeling ��
349
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:37,525
�� A miracle would happen ��
350
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:42,624
�� I know now I was right ��
351
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:45,363
�� For here you are ��
352
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:52,240
�� And what was just a world is a star ��
353
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:56,304
�� Tonight �� ��
354
00:21:57,582 --> 00:21:59,573
That was great, Tina. Good job.
355
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,017
You don't have to say that. I was sh-sharp.
356
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:06,554
- I c-can't do this.
- Hey, look at me.
357
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:09,093
Have you noticed the more confident you are,
the less you stutter?
358
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,629
Hey. I need you to be great at regionals.
359
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,134
To do that,
you've got to know that you can do this.
360
00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:22,430
You have to give this song to Rachel.
361
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,600
She's better than me.
362
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,770
And you know she'll quit if you don't.
363
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,837
I'll just take one for the team.
364
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,219
Hey, Finn, what's up?
365
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,383
Hey.
366
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:44,122
It's okay.
367
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,823
It's okay.
368
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,065
Thanks a lot for this, Mr. Schue.
369
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,607
- I couldn't talk to my mom, you know.
- Yeah.
370
00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:59,303
So how far along is she?
371
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,677
I don't know. A couple of weeks maybe.
372
00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:05,478
It's pretty recent, I guess.
373
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,644
Well, what do you...
what do you need me to do? You want me to...
374
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,881
You want me to set you up
with Planned Parenthood?
375
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:14,653
No. No. It's not even a conversation.
She's keeping it.
376
00:23:16,361 --> 00:23:20,263
I've seen the guys around town
who had kids in high school.
377
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:25,827
They work here or at the supermarket
or pumping gas or worse.
378
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:29,840
They're caged. Got no future.
379
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,808
I can't become one of those dudes.
380
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:34,471
Mr. Schue, I got to go to college.
381
00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:37,743
But we don't have any money, and...
382
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:40,478
I need a football scholarship.
383
00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:43,020
But the only way I'm gonna get one
is if we start winning.
384
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,682
I'm not a football coach.
385
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,787
Remember when we were working
on that Acafella stuff...
386
00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:51,852
and you helped me and Puck with the dancing?
387
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,592
- Yeah.
- You loosened us up.
388
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,725
That's the football team's problem.
389
00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:58,963
I figured it out
watching Kurt kick those field goals.
390
00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:01,471
Here. Check this out.
391
00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:04,202
I got this at the school library.
392
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,370
Did you know you can just
borrow books from there?
393
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,574
All of 'em.
Except for the encyclopedias, but...
394
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:14,949
It says in here that Walter Payton
was a great dancer.
395
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:18,854
In college, he won
dance competitions on Soul Train.
396
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,949
And he took ballet lessons.
397
00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:23,256
And he even got the whole Bears team
to take them...
398
00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:25,421
the year they won the Super Bowl.
399
00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:28,330
- That's how they came up
with the Super Bowl Shuffle.
- Let me just get this straight.
400
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,665
You want me to teach
the football team how to dance?
401
00:24:32,704 --> 00:24:35,537
Uh, I don't think Ken will go for that.
402
00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:38,167
We'll talk him into it.
403
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,939
Look, you said you needed guys
for Glee Club, right?
404
00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:45,506
If you can help us win one game,
they'll start to trust you.
405
00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:48,678
Then I'm sure some of them will wanna join.
406
00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:52,849
It's a win-win for both of us.
407
00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:02,627
Eat up.
408
00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:06,467
- How far along is she?
- A few weeks.
409
00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:08,699
It breaks my heart.
410
00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:10,764
They're both so scared to death, Ter.
411
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:13,402
They're just kids. They can't raise a baby.
412
00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:15,537
Here this poor girl is so ashamed...
413
00:25:15,614 --> 00:25:18,674
she feels like she can't tell anybody.
414
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,980
I mean, can you imagine?
415
00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:25,215
Having to hide something like that.
416
00:25:26,224 --> 00:25:29,591
All that effort covering that up.
417
00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:32,720
What did you say her name was? Quinn?
418
00:25:32,797 --> 00:25:34,264
- Quinn Fabray.
- Oh.
419
00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:37,824
Oh, and here's the kicker.
She's president of the Celibacy Club.
420
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,808
This is garbage. What the hell does Beyonc�
have to do with football?
421
00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:55,341
Why don't you ask Kurt? He seems to be
the only one who can score on this team.
422
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:58,150
- Even in practice.
- So we're taking coaching advice
from Lance Bass now?
423
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,817
Guys. Guys.
424
00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:03,292
Athletes are performers
just like singers and dancers.
425
00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:07,161
And think about it. Jim Brown. Dick Butkus.
426
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:10,167
- O.J.
- O.J. Right.
427
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:15,036
All pretty tough guys.
All of them had big careers as performers.
428
00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:18,075
Now, I don't think you guys are losing
because you don't have the talent.
429
00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:20,134
You're losing
because you don't have the right attitude.
430
00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:23,510
Oh, I get it. We have to think
more like Amazonian black women.
431
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:28,349
Think about it. If you can sing and dance
in front of people, everything else is easy.
432
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,650
Coach. Please. Step in here.
433
00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:33,919
I'm down with it.
I mean, heck, what do we got to lose?
434
00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:37,393
We gave up our pride
when we lost to that school for the deaf.
435
00:26:37,462 --> 00:26:39,396
That's true.
436
00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:42,865
Sun Tzu says in his Art of War
to never let the enemy know you.
437
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:45,835
Our greatest weapon
could be the element of surprise.
438
00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:48,395
Don't tell me that you
wouldn't be on your heels...
439
00:26:48,473 --> 00:26:51,237
if the other team
started busting a move on the field.
440
00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:54,745
Okay, too much talking, not enough stretching.
441
00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:59,375
In the choir room in full pads in five.
That's five minutes. Let's go.
442
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,385
A-five, six, seven, eight.
443
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:05,048
Step, ball change, up.
�� Da, da, da, da ��
444
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:07,751
�� Ba, ba, ba
A-ba, ba, bam �� ��
445
00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:12,320
That's good, guys.
Your hips are still a little tight, okay?
446
00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:14,388
It's just like you're playing football.
447
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,957
It's all about the lateral movement.
Just stay low and...
448
00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:19,503
- May I?
- Watch Kurt.
449
00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:25,404
All right, boys. Five, six, seven.
450
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,536
Hand, hand.
451
00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:30,274
Point to the finger. Hip, head.
452
00:27:30,348 --> 00:27:32,612
Oh! Sneak attack. Back to the ring.
453
00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:35,209
Comb through the hair. Slap the butt.
454
00:27:35,286 --> 00:27:37,914
Okay, that's enough for today, gentlemen.
455
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:41,789
We'll... work on it. Just hit the showers.
456
00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:44,488
Bye, Coach.
457
00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:47,793
Um, Coach, I don't mean to interject...
458
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:50,391
but I think we should end with a show circle.
459
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,468
What's your problem?
460
00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:57,440
Nothing. I just got a lot on my mind.
461
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,171
Seriously, dude, what's going on?
462
00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:02,941
I'm your best friend. Talk.
463
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:05,209
It's personal.
464
00:28:05,283 --> 00:28:07,808
I knew it. You're in love with Kurt.
465
00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:10,684
Quinn's pregnant. She's keeping the baby.
466
00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:24,699
- What's up, MILF?
- Leave me alone.
467
00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:29,232
Who's the daddy?
468
00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:31,935
I just think it's kind of weird if it's Finn...
469
00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:34,376
since you told me
you were a virgin when we did it.
470
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,573
And I know for a fact
that you didn't do it with him.
471
00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,673
How can you be so sure?
472
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,843
Finn's my boy. He would've told me.
473
00:28:40,919 --> 00:28:44,082
You make a habit of sleeping
with your boy's girlfriends?
474
00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:49,692
Well, call the Vatican. We got ourselves
another Immaculate Conception.
475
00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:53,390
I'd take care of it, you know.
You too.
476
00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:56,025
My dad's a deadbeat,
but I don't roll that way.
477
00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:59,468
Weren't you fired for peeing
in the fast-food fryolator?
478
00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:02,973
- I've got my pool-cleaning business.
- We live in Ohio.
479
00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:08,810
I had sex with you
because you got me drunk on wine coolers...
480
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,542
and I felt fat that day.
481
00:29:11,616 --> 00:29:14,380
But it was a mistake.
482
00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:17,512
You're a Lima loser,
and you're always gonna be a Lima loser.
483
00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:35,965
How many weeks are you?
484
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,907
From the looks of you,
I'd say no more than five or six.
485
00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:42,208
I assume you haven't told your parents yet.
I mean, how could you?
486
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:46,478
After Daddy bought you this car
so you could drive him to the Chastity Ball.
487
00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:50,544
- You can't raise this baby, Quinn.
- I'm sorry, but who are you?
488
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,147
I'm just somebody who wants to help.
489
00:29:53,224 --> 00:29:55,385
I don't need your help.
Get the hell out of my car!
490
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:59,055
Really? What kind of prenatal vitamins
are you taking?
491
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:04,101
Yeah.
492
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:08,864
Here. Three times a day,
or your baby will be ugly.
493
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,500
I don't understand.
494
00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:14,704
What do you want from me?
495
00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:35,056
W-M-H-S!
496
00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:37,431
Anyone sitting here?
497
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:40,403
- Um, no. No, here.
- W-M-H-S!
498
00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:45,473
- Well, at least I know it's clean.
- Yeah.
499
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,661
Well, I think we, uh,
really came together this week as a team.
500
00:31:07,732 --> 00:31:10,223
Yeah, a gay team.
501
00:31:10,301 --> 00:31:12,462
A big gay team of dancing gays.
502
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:15,597
Seriously, Finn,
it was fun in practice and all...
503
00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:17,971
but we can't do that out here
in front of everybody.
504
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,840
It'll make us even more of a joke.
505
00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:38,790
- Divert right, 87 on one. Break!
- Break!
506
00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:41,832
Yo, Q. B!
507
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,960
Your mama's so fat, the back of her neck
looks like a pack of hot dogs!
508
00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:47,903
- Give me some ketchup!
- Down, set, hike!
509
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:58,444
- Whoo!
- Punch and Judy on one. Break!
510
00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:03,513
Come on!
511
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:06,989
Come on!
512
00:32:09,961 --> 00:32:13,897
Dad! Dad!
513
00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:17,128
I told you! I told you!
514
00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:21,700
Jordan versus Bird on one!
Hut!
515
00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:26,535
Run!
516
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:34,082
- Aw!
- Cupid tips on one. Break!
517
00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:58,874
Time-out!
518
00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:08,048
- Dude, we got to do it.
- We will be jokes
for the rest of our high school lives.
519
00:33:08,119 --> 00:33:10,053
We're already jokes.
520
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:13,181
I don't wanna be a Lima loser
for the rest of my life.
521
00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:19,925
Yo, left tackle, your mama's so fat...
522
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,193
her cereal bowl comes with its own lifeguard,
like Baywatch!
523
00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:26,259
Hey, ankle grabber,
I had sex with your mother.
524
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:28,771
No, seriously. I cleaned your pool.
525
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,241
And then I had sex with her in your bed.
Nice Star Wars sheets.
526
00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:38,540
Let's do it, captain.
527
00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:41,642
Come on. Huddle up. Huddle up.
528
00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:44,552
Okay, "Ring On It" on three.
529
00:33:46,324 --> 00:33:48,622
Yeah. All right?
530
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:53,096
- Come on. On three. One, two, three, break!
- Break!
531
00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:04,074
Hut one, two!
532
00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:06,975
Three! Let's hit it!
533
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,683
- �� All the single ladies ��
- �� All the single ladies ��
534
00:34:18,756 --> 00:34:21,020
- �� All the single ladies ��
- �� All the single ladies ��
535
00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:23,754
- �� All the single ladies ��
- �� Now put your hands up ��
536
00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:26,422
�� Up in the club
We just broke up ��
537
00:34:26,497 --> 00:34:28,522
�� I'm doing my own little thing ��
538
00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:30,965
�� You decided to dip
and now you wanna trip ��
539
00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:33,128
�� 'Cause another brother noticed me ��
540
00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:35,934
�� I'm up on him
He up on me ��
541
00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:38,271
�� Don't pay him any attention ��
542
00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:41,140
�� Just cried my tears for three good years ��
543
00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:42,804
�� Can't be mad at me ��
544
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,781
�� 'Cause if you liked it
then you should have put a ring on it ��
545
00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:48,114
�� If you liked it
then you should have put a ring on it ��
546
00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:50,677
�� Don't be mad once you see
that he want it ��
547
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,655
�� 'Cause if you liked it
then you should have put a ring on it ��
548
00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:55,783
�� Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ��
549
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,691
�� Oh, oh, oh, oh ��
550
00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:00,526
�� If you liked it
then you should have put a ring on it ��
551
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,828
�� If you liked it
then you should have put a ring on it ��
552
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:05,801
�� Don't be mad once you see
that he want it ��
553
00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:08,031
�� 'Cause if you liked it
then you should have put a ring on it ��
554
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,700
�� Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ��
555
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,710
�� Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh �� ��
556
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,712
Hike!
557
00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:56,386
You're up, kid.
558
00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:58,581
You make this, and we win.
559
00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:02,991
You make this, and you die a legend.
560
00:36:04,295 --> 00:36:06,286
Can I pee first?
561
00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:19,632
He's so little.
562
00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:35,124
Center, hike!
563
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,729
Yes!
564
00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:50,296
Yes! Yes!
565
00:36:53,644 --> 00:36:55,168
That is my boy!
566
00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:41,057
Nighttime skin care is a big part
of my post game ritual.
567
00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:45,687
I don't know what to say
about that, but, uh...
568
00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:48,288
I was really proud of you tonight, Kurt.
569
00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:51,831
I wish your mom would've been there...
570
00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:54,132
I mean, alive.
571
00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:57,530
Thanks.
572
00:38:00,144 --> 00:38:02,078
Dad?
573
00:38:04,081 --> 00:38:06,982
I... have something that I wanna say.
574
00:38:11,155 --> 00:38:13,715
I'm glad that you're proud of me.
575
00:38:15,493 --> 00:38:17,484
But I don't wanna lie anymore.
576
00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:24,028
Being a part of the Glee Club and football...
577
00:38:24,101 --> 00:38:26,797
has really showed me that I can be anything.
578
00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:30,602
And what I am...
579
00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:34,100
is...
580
00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:37,447
I'm gay.
581
00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:42,184
- I know.
- Really?
582
00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:45,780
I've known since you were three.
583
00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:48,757
All you wanted for your birthday
was a pair of sensible heels.
584
00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:56,764
I guess I'm not totally in love
with the idea, but...
585
00:38:56,834 --> 00:39:01,100
if that's who you are,
there's nothing I can do about it.
586
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,402
And I love you just as much.
587
00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:07,467
Okay?
588
00:39:10,881 --> 00:39:13,372
Thanks for telling me, Kurt.
589
00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,661
You're sure, right?
590
00:39:24,729 --> 00:39:27,789
- Yeah, Dad. I'm sure.
- Just checking.
591
00:39:35,139 --> 00:39:36,902
Hey.
592
00:39:38,075 --> 00:39:42,603
Here. It's my gee-ge.
593
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,080
This is the baby blanket
my dad got me the day I was born.
594
00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:47,242
It was the only thing
I had to remember him by.
595
00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:49,752
I used to cry without it.
596
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:52,755
I took it everywhere with me,
so it's a little dirty.
597
00:39:52,823 --> 00:39:56,020
But I want our baby to have it.
598
00:39:56,093 --> 00:39:58,857
I'm gonna do everything I can
to be a good father.
599
00:40:01,866 --> 00:40:03,834
Thank you, Finn.
600
00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:06,529
Hey, guys. How you doing?
601
00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:12,540
- Lately I've been getting really sick in the morning.
- Must be a virus.
602
00:40:12,610 --> 00:40:15,135
Hey, you putting on a little weight?
You should watch your carbs.
603
00:40:15,212 --> 00:40:18,272
They're not gonna be able to hoist you
to the top of that cheerleading pyramid...
604
00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:19,782
much longer.
605
00:40:19,850 --> 00:40:22,614
Hey, don't talk to my girlfriend like that.
606
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:30,822
You know what?
You're right. I was out of line.
607
00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:35,965
See you guys around.
608
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,139
You know, there's a question
I get asked a lot.
609
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:48,508
Whether I'm accepting an honorary doctorate
or performing a citizen's arrest...
610
00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:52,310
people ask me, "Sue, what's your secret?"
611
00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,647
Well, I'll tell you my secret,
western Ohio.
612
00:40:54,718 --> 00:40:57,915
Hey, guys, let's give a big Glee welcome
to our three new members...
613
00:40:57,988 --> 00:41:00,081
fresh off their big win on Friday night...
614
00:41:00,157 --> 00:41:03,684
Noah Puckerman,
Matt Rutherford and Mike Chang.
615
00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:05,820
Regionals, here we come.
616
00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:09,593
Sue Sylvester's not afraid
to shake things up.
617
00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:13,501
Let's start today with "Tonight"
from West Side Story.
618
00:41:16,273 --> 00:41:20,869
Tina. Show us what you got.
619
00:41:20,945 --> 00:41:23,641
You know, I'm tired
of hearing people complain...
620
00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:27,878
"I'm riddled with this disease"
or "I was in that tsunami."
621
00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:31,319
To them I say, shake it up a bit.
Get out of your box.
622
00:41:31,388 --> 00:41:34,687
Even if that box happens
to be where you're living.
623
00:41:34,758 --> 00:41:38,819
I thought you had Glee practice,
my little multitasking star.
624
00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:41,626
I quit. I'm yours exclusively.
625
00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:44,133
I'll often yell at homeless people...
626
00:41:44,201 --> 00:41:46,965
"Hey, how's that homelessness
working out for you?
627
00:41:47,037 --> 00:41:49,631
Give not being homeless a try, huh?"
628
00:41:49,707 --> 00:41:52,938
- Maybe this time in B-flat.
- You know something, Ohio?
629
00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:56,036
It's not easy to break out
of your comfort zone.
630
00:41:56,113 --> 00:42:00,049
People will tear you down, tell you you
shouldn't have bothered in the first place.
631
00:42:00,117 --> 00:42:02,415
But let me tell you something.
632
00:42:02,486 --> 00:42:07,014
There's not much of a difference
between a stadium full of cheering fans...
633
00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:10,492
and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you.
634
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:12,859
They're both just making a lot of noise.
635
00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:15,398
How you take it is up to you.
636
00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:17,798
Convince yourself they're cheering for you.
637
00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:21,634
You do that, and someday, they will.
638
00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:25,334
And that's how Sue sees it.53718
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