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Previously on Future Man...

It's the Cameronium.

It scrambled our bodies
in the jump.

People fucking love me here.

I've got "it."

And what am I asked to do?

Blow shit up.

I was in love once.

-No, sweet Leslie.

What kind of heroes
are we gonna be?

The kind who save the world
by killing a baby

or the kind that save the world

by sending a man down
a path towards a better life?

What have you done?

There's a boat leaving tonight

and we're gonna make sure
Elias Kronish is on it.

Trust me, okay?

This day was the turning point
in Kronish's life.

Okay, he was gonna
give it all up

and sail away
with his one true love, Leslie,

but instead he stayed here
with his wife

and kept doing his research.

It's his biggest regret
in his entire life.

Wolf, get over here
and help me stand on his chest!

You said if there was
a way to save the world

without sacrificing
any more lives, you'd do it.

This is a way.

How would we get
him on that boat?

That part's easy, okay?

-It's fine.
-You always say that

before launching into
a needlessly complicated plan.

We already know that
Kronish is having

an affair with Leslie.

So all we have to do
is expose that...

-Difficult.
-...which will blow up

-his marriage...
-Speculative.

...which was bad anyways
because Marigold

was already cheating
on him too...

-Hearsay.
-...which would give him

the little push
he needs to leave.

It's a win-win for everybody.

-Too slow.
-It's gonna work.

Trust me, all right?

We go back to 2017
to a world

where Kronish Lab
doesn't even exist.

And if it does, there's always
a baby to kill in 1949.

If you time trick us again,

I'll burst your nut sack.

Okay.

All right, okay.

Wolf, we need some wheels.

Oh, I'll get you
a hundred fucking wheels.

No, uh, four,
on a car,

we just need a car.

-I'm on it.
-And, Tiger,

we got some shopping to do.

*

Oh, come on,
I was licking that.

*

Let me see if I understand
this Fatal Attraction thing.

I'm psycho-mistress
Glenn Close...

AKA Leslie.

...having pleasure sex
with married man Kronish,

Michael Douglas.

Yes, exactly.

Now all we have to do
is get you inside,

take some sexy photos
of you on Kronish's bed,

leave it there
for his wife to find,

affair exposed,
marriage over, future saved.

Or...we put a gun
to his head

and make him get on the boat.

No, no, no, no, no,
we can't force him,

it has to be his own decision,
free will, okay?

Now, put on these
assless chaps.

(engine racing,
tires squealing)

*

Wolf, what is this?

1985 Pontiac Fiero GT.

2.8 liter V6,
140 horsepower,

and four fucking wheels.

And two fucking seats.

Where am I supposed to go?

Jesus Christ!

This car is useless.

We'd be better off
attaching electrodes

to a sewer clown's nuts,

jumping on his back,
and telling him to run.

What do you want, a sedan?

A fucking minivan?

We're gonna look lame.

I'll make you lame

if you don't return this car.

That's an order.

Yeah, and return the guy,

the guy in the trunk, please.

Can a sewer clown do this?

*

Boom, that's our way in.

Wolf was supposed to
be here three fingers ago,

he's never late!

Maybe he got lost.

No, resistance soldiers
don't ever get lost.

We're born trackers.

He could sniff out a
sludge grub in a blood bog

20 kilometers away.

It's gotta be the Biotics.

There's Biotics here?

Yeah, after all our
dicking around in history,

they probably put
deep cover guards on Kronish

at every point in his life.

* You're all that
I need tonight *

*

Hey.

*

Tight wheels.

*

Shit.

He has the TTD.

They're gonna be
tracking that.

I gotta go find Wolf.

-But this is our only shot.
-You planned this op,

said yourself it
was gonna be simple,

so you're gonna have
to pull it off solo.

-But...
-You can do this.

You've come a long way.

Now put on these
assless chaps.

Saddle up.

*

Fate of the world.

*

God damn it, Tiger.

* Children behave

* That's what they say
when we're together *

* And watch how you play

* They don't understand

* And so we're running
just as fast as we can *

* Holding on to
one another's hand *

* Trying to get away
into the night

and then you put
your arms around me

and we tumble
to the ground *

* And then you say

* I think we're alone now

* There doesn't seem
to be anyone around *

* I think we're alone now

Hey!

I'm tracking here!

I'm tracking!

*

Where are you, Wolf?

*

* I'd say it was
the right time *

* To walk away

*

* When dreaming
takes you nowhere *

* It's time to play

*

* Bodies working overtime

* It's man against man

* And all that
ever matters is, baby,

who's ahead in the game *

*

* Funny but it's
always the same *

* Playing, playing
with the boys *

You want some of that?

* Staying, playing
with the boys *

*

* After chasing sunsets

* One of life's simple joys

is playing with the boys *

*

* My heart is working overtime

* In this kind of game
people get hurt *

* I'm thinking that
the people is me *

*

* If you wanna
find me, I'll be *

* Playing, playing
with the boys *

Hey, Corey,
where you going?

Oh, I got some things
to take care of.

Oh, come on, man,
just one more game.

For me?

Ohh...

One more.

For you, Blaze.

* Bodies working overtime

Too much dick.

A little too much hair.

*

That's pretty ladylike.

Oh yeah.

That's a woman.

Perfect.

Let's just seal these up
with a kiss for Marigold.

-Not complicated at all.

-Oh!
-Well, my husband will be

coming home in a few hours,

so we don't have much time.

I was doing all that shit
while she was home!

Yes, come over now.

She is having an affair.

This is even better
than my plan.

I'm running out
to get champagne,

so you let yourself in.

Wear something sexy.

All right, girl,
yes, come on.

*

*

Coming in.

I love the '80s!

Yeah, you stuck around
for the best, bro.

Right, bro.

Who we bashing?

Good one.

Remember Chase's dog, Zog?

Just booked
a crazy beer commercial.

National campaign.

Hey, Zog, send
a couple cold ones this way.

* Can't go back
when the road gets dark *

* We're looking
for a trailer park *

* Just one thing
is gonna ease the pain away *

*

* There's only one drug

and I'm gonna see the sun *

Is this dog a slave?

Are you kidding?

After his commercials air,

we're all gonna be
working for him.

*

Oh, someone forgot
the charcoal.

We got no flame for the 'cue!

-Aw, no!
-Oh, and the meat!

Who spaced on the meat?

Oh, it was me.

*

Flame, flesh.

Leave that to me, bros.

Dr. Kronish is already
on his way home?

Oh, he's sick?

That's wonderful news,
thank you.

*

Oh, Marigold's lover.

Piece of cake.

*

Shit, the bag.

*

*

*

*

*

Elias.

What are you doing here?

*

It's happening!

They're squaring up.

*

Oh...

Leslie, I've missed you.

Now this is complicated.

*

Hm.

*

Corey, amazing!

You saved the party.

*

I like to party.

Yeah!

Let's hear it
for the 'cue-meister!

That's Wolf's foot.

My little toe.

A battle took place here.

A skull hit the ground there.

There.

There.

So many skulls.

Oh, Wolf.

Oh, Wolfie,
what happened to you?

Ow, fuck.

Now, go, go!

Oh, no.

Oh, oh, come on,
you're okay.

You're okay.

*

Party's over.

Who felled that tree?

I don't know
what that means

but 9 times out of 10

the answer is
Corey Wolfhart.

Mm, let me guess,
he was drinking

this frothy piss water,

just scavenging
for blowjobs.

Yeah, that's Corey.

I mean, he is king
of the public beach.

I mean, he doesn't care
if there are families around

or nothing.

What's your deal?

Your clothes say party

but your face says pooper.

Oh, you think I want
a pooping face?

I thought he was dead

but he went AWOL
just to have fun?

Well, it sounds to me
like you're worrying too much

about the fun he's having

and maybe not enough about
the fun you're not having.

Frothy piss water?

I'm close, I'm close!

I'm close,
I'm close!

Finally.

And now, your turn.

Are you kidding me?

Everyone thinks I'm just this
old rock-hearted taskbot

but I wanna have fun too.

-Yup.

I wanna....

I wanna lick some party toads,

go to Paris,

see the Eiffel Hole,

shower...

Mm, mm!

I love to shower.

Do my dance.

I wanna do my dance.

Heck yeah!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Got it,
you got it.

Wow, that's cool.

You are fun.

Yeah, that's...

that's what Wolfie doesn't get.

He doesn't get
that I can't cut loose.

I can't cut loose.

Not with a world to save.

I should have put him on one
of those ownership chains.

No, no, no, see,
that's where you're wrong.

I let Zog off this leash,

he ran off,
came back with a doggie agent

and a four-commercial deal.

You gotta let him
lap the park,

blow off some steam
every once in a while.

He will come back

because you have a bond
of trust and respect

and that is
more important than any...

ownership chain.

You're right, he will
come back to me.

I'm gonna let Wolf
lap the park.

Yeah.

Thank you, bench oracle.

Now I gotta go
help a little man

in some assless chaps.

Oh...

your dog.

He's dead.

You ate him.

Yeah, right.

*

Leslie, can I ask you
a very serious question?

Mm?

Were you...

meowing?

I thought that was
you meowing!

No!

Must have been
my neighbor's cat,

always coming
through the window.

I can't blame him, I can't
stay away from you either.

Well, good,
I wouldn't want you to.

Ever since the 8th grade,

I knew who I really was.

I was just too
afraid to act on it

till I met you.

*

And you know what?

Holding each other,

that's the best part.

*

How did Marigold
take the news?

Well, um...

You haven't told her?

I'm going to,
I'm packed and everything.

This is the hardest part.

I'm thinking of
Dear Johning it.

No, no, no, you have
to tell it to her face.

You owe her that much.

-It's Marigold!

Shit!

Hey, honey!

Are you having doubts?

Tell her!

-I just came home early!
-I wanna hear it.

I'll be here
for moral support.

I'll hide underneath the bed

or in the closet.

That's ridiculous.

Out the window.

I'll see you
at the marina tonight?

Of course.

*

Why did you come home early?

The truth is, Marigold,

I, uh...

decided to give myself
a birthday treat

and come home early

so I could curl up
with that mystery I'm reading.

Why are you so sweaty?

Oh, that's just
my heart racing

trying to determine
who done it.

Okay, all right, well,
I have a surprise for you.

But I don't want
you ruining it.

So, you are going
to get back there,

you are going to run me

the hottest, nicest bath
you can think of, okay?

You're gonna add the bubble

and a little bit of Epsom
salt with that "ge-ne-te."

'cause my hip hurts
but Mama's feeling fancy.

Okay, baby?

*

Oh, you are here.

I'm freaking out!

My husband came home early.

Marigold's lover.

What?

Mm-mm.

-I am Glenn Close.

Your husband
is attracted to me.

*

Jesus Christ!

*

Where did I
put that passport?

I'm here to have pleasure
sex with your husband.

I hope so, that's what
I'm paying you for.

Wait here,
I'm gonna get Elias.

So you can confront him,
about his betrayal?

No, so you can fuck him
while I go take a bath.

You're not supposed
to take a bath.

You're supposed to break down.

Listen, honey,

I know our marriage
is in trouble

but I am not
about to become

one of those sad divorcées

that the ladies
at church gossip about

and those bitches talk.

*

You love Leslie,
you love him,

you're going,
find the passport.

I don't wanna have
sex with him

and he definitely doesn't
wanna have sex with me.

That is where you,

a birthday prostitute,
come in.

Okay, so you're just
gonna let Kronish

just lap the park,

blow off some steam.

Just set him free and know
that he'll come back to you

based on your bond
of trust and respect.

What are you talking about,
"set him free"?

This is about control.

Who he fucks,
when he fucks,

what he fucks,
I'm in charge.

You are incredible.

Damn right.

You don't give
a drifter freedom.

You'll never see him again.

You remind him that
you're the one in charge,

that he signed up
for this mission

and whether he likes it or not,
you're both in this together

till death.

Yes, that is marriage.

You can't give up on it.

-Never surrender.
-Never surrender.

*

Never surrender.

*

Thank you,
cunning wife oracle.

All right,
from this point on,

less talking,
more fucking.

Speaking of,
he never gets fully hard

so you might have
to roll it on up

and cram it in there.

But you look like
you know what you're doing.

Good luck.

Copy that.

Roll and cram.

*

Tiger.

Tiger!

*

Tiger!

*

A Biotic.

*

-This is a detonator.

That's what we're doing?

Don't move.

You take one more step,

I press this button,
the whole house is wired,

it blows up, we all die,
and your mission's a failure.

You wanna test me,
you wanna fucking test me?

I'll die right now, I'm loco!

Okay, you're in charge.

I guess I'm your hostage now.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, you're my hostage.

I suppose you wanna
tie me up or something.

Yeah, that's actually
a really good idea.

Go, go in there
to the right, go.

*

Don't do anything stupid.

Handcuffs are gonna cost you.

Don't threaten me, okay?

This isn't my first time.

Okay, yeah, I forgot,
you're in complete control.

You getting it all
hot and steamy for me, baby?

Yes.

But we haven't taken
a bath together--

Uh, no, the bath is for me.

Your surprise is
in the living room.

Let's just say I know
what you've been missing

and in order to keep
our marriage working,

I'm willing to make allowances.

Go, thank you.

*

Tiger!

Tiger,
there's a Biotic here.

*

Tiger!

-Tiger, there's a--

I told you to
go out the window!

*

Leslie, are you still here?

*

Leslie!

*

Marigold's in the bath.

Come out!

*

Oh, good Lord.

*

Happy birthday.

*

Oh my God.

You're my birthday surprise?

*

-She knows.

You're a gigolo,
aren't you?

*

-Yes.
-Marigold clearly

doesn't know what kind
of men I find attractive.

But I can't believe she was
willing to hire a prostitute.

Oh, the Biotic's a prostitute.

If she's willing to make
this kind of accommodation,

maybe this marriage
will work after all.

What? No, no, no, no.

You have to leave her.

I don't remember asking you.

Look, truth is,
I've been gigoloing--

gigolo--gigoing...

fucking dudes for money
for a while now.

This is not the first time
that a wife has hired me

to try to save her marriage,

and trust me,
it never works.

-Never.
-Yeah, well,

maybe that's on you.

Uh-uh.

You see this?

I'm the fucking best, okay?

*

Listen to me.

You are in love
with someone else.

Someone who you have
crazy, passionate,

vibrant sex with
for very long periods of time.

But, most importantly,

you found someone
who you truly love to hold.

Someone who sees you
for who you really are.

*

This marriage
that you're in,

it's nothing more
than an anchor

holding you down

when really,
you need to set sail.

*

Metaphorically speaking.

Damn, you're one
perceptive hooker.

-The best.

-You're right.

-Yes, I should set sail.
-Absolutely!

-I can do this.
-You can!

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

Ah.

What do I owe you?

-Fifty bucks.
-Take sixty.

Okay.

-You earned it.
-Thank you very much.

-Set sail.
-Set sail.

*

*

Hey, Jimmy.

-Hi.

Hey, I think my cat might have

climbed through
your window again.

Mind if I take
a quick look?

Well, uh, well, you know,

I don't think now
is really a good time.

I'm actually sort of
in the middle of something.

*

I have gotta get you
out of here, okay?

Oh, are you the good guy now?

I'm trying to be.

Look, if the wrong person
sees you right now,

it's gonna undo a whole
lot of progress I just made.

Okay, well, I'm not
going anywhere

until I get paid.

Okay, uh, I got 60 bucks.

Sixty bucks?

This isn't
a rest stop glory hole.

I'm calling Big Lou.

No, no, no, no, please,
don't call Big Lou.

The last thing we need to do

is add more people
to this right now.

All right,
I'll get you more money.

Okay, I'll take a TaB too.

Fuck's a TaB?

*

Mm, mm, mm, mm.

-Marigold!

I just came to offer
Elias a birthday prayer

which I just did in my head.

So, I'm gonna see myself out.

*

Hello, where's my money?

*

Now if you'll excuse me,

I really have
to talk to my wife.

Man, make sure
you call me, man.

I will!

*

*

You ain't gonna call me.

Come on, you're a good woman.

You gotta get so--

Come on, this profession
isn't for you.

Where are you at?

*

Yeah, you in here,
I know you in here.

Oh no, Big Lou!

There's some sensitive
things happening in the house.

We gotta get you out of here.

I'll tell you
what's gonna be sensitive

is my asshole after
Big Lou sticks his boot up it

when I don't get him his money.

Bunny, where the hell are you?

Oh no, you don't.

What the hell, man?

-Yeah, but you're not

getting her back.

-Because she's not yours,

you sick son of a bitch.

She's not mine?

Who do you think
got her out the shelter?

Who do you think paid hundreds
of dollars to get her fixed?

Who do you think cleans up
the box that she shits in?

You monster!

*

Now we dance.

No, Big Lou, Big Lou,
it's okay, I have your money.

Hey, that's my money.

What the fuck is going on here?

This asshole sucker punched me.

This filthy pimp
abuses this woman!

-He's not my pimp.
-I'm a history teacher!

You're a prostitute?

No, no, he's the prostitute.

No, neither one
is the prostitute.

Well, I'm a prostitute.

Look, you're
so much more than that.

Shut the fuck up, priest.

-I'm a reverend.

Yeah, I don't care
about none of you freaks.

I just want Bunny back!

Hold on a second.

You, you thought that
he was the prostitute.

Why would I get you
a male prostitute?

Yes, why would she, Elias?

*

I thought you wanted me

to watch you
have sex with him.

I've shared with you my
cuckolding fantasy, haven't I?

Uh, no.

Hm, I thought you were
trying to tell me you were gay.

Right.

No, just cuckolding.

Just your standard
run-of-the-mill cuck...

Obviously you two
have a lot to talk about.

I gotta go.

My boat still
leaves at midnight.

Ooh, what boat,
what's he talking about?

I have no idea.

No, no, don't let him leave.

Come on, be true to yourself.

*

He's in love
with someone else.

Seriously, who is this guy?

I haven't the foggiest.

I never met him
before in my life.

*

Oh.

Don't you act
like you don't know

exactly who I am, Elias.

I will not let you
treat me like some slut

you can just bang
a couple times

and then throw in the garbage.

I don't know what
this man is talking about.

You thought that you could
just come into my life

and turn everything upside down

and only think about yourself?

You think that we can spend
an entire weekend making love

and then you can
just ignore me?

Well, you got
another thing coming

because you know what?

I will not be ignored, Elias.

Proof.

Look what he made me do.

Well, what the fuck
are these supposed to prove?

That's it,
I'm calling the police.

Give me a 90

Oh no!

Bunny!

Oh Lord, no!

My Bunny...

my Bunny's dea...

My Bunny's dead!

The cat's name is Bunny?

Ha.

If I'd have known that, I would
have hid it someplace else.

*

I'm just gonna
get my bag and, uh...

*

Fuck free will, I should
have done the gun thing!

*

I don't care
if we go way back,

I said the tickets are sold out!

*

Are you Will Call?

I'm supposed to ask you
about a ticket.

Name's Corey Wolfhart.

The Corey Wolfhart?

You run with Zog's crew, right?

No.

He runs in mine.

Ran.

Let me get your ticket.

Oh, there it is, Corey Wolfhart.

VIP special.

*

Well, if it isn't
the king of the public beach.

What took you so long?

Your tracking skills
are slipping.

I consulted two oracles today.

One said give you your freedom

and you'll come back to me.

He was dumb
and ate his own dog.

The other said
rein you in

with the illusion of freedom.

She was impressive...

but crazy.

And then I realized,

your freedom,
it isn't mine to give or take.

*

Neither one of us
is gonna be free

until we finish
what we started.

You're wrong.

I'm free now.

*

Because I quit.

*