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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,249 The problem's not on your side. 2 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,731 You are not sterile. 3 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,245 So why won't it work? 4 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:57,971 Tell me, Charlotte, 5 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:01,090 your masterchef husband doesn't only look after the restaurant? 6 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,242 No. In fact, today's my birthday. 7 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,528 He promised me a romantic evening. 8 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,923 FRENCH CUISINE 9 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:39,841 Service! 10 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,480 Brunoise those carrots! 11 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,483 - Mamed, the parmesan tuiles. - Yes, chef. 12 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,051 Gilles, sear the beef. 13 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,171 Brice, move. 14 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,327 Salt! 15 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,440 C'mon, move it! 16 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,490 Chef, the Mayor's brought the whole council. 17 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,007 The journalists from Food Today are here. 18 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:06,806 Chéteau Angélus. 19 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:09,801 The door! 20 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:20,920 Chéteau Angélus 2000. 21 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,641 We swore we'd open it when your husband gave us our first star. 22 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,006 Stop that, Frangois. 23 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,722 I can't help. I already told you. 24 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,603 He won't come to try my new menu? 25 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,203 There'll always be a table for you at Maison Epicure. 26 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:40,601 Enjoy your evening. 27 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,404 So the cop pulls me over 28 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,164 and I'm way over the limit. 29 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,283 I'm thinking, go straight to jail. 30 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,487 But no! 31 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,731 Pascale, I'm not sure the Mayor wants to know. 32 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:57,881 Chill out! 33 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:01,010 My wife's half-sister who's half cut. 34 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,241 My sister-in-law. 35 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,090 The new menu, any thoughts? 36 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,561 Mouth-watering, perhaps a tad classical. 37 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,647 But people like things to be classical. 38 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,290 Absolutely. Classical. 39 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,329 The aperitifs are on me. If I may... 40 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,481 You may! 41 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:15,880 A shot of pear brandy. 42 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,929 A shot of pear straight up. No ice, naturally. 43 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:23,205 Reminds me, aren't you forgetting 44 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,044 something very important happening tonight? 45 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,165 My sister's birthday. 46 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:33,121 No, I didn't forget my wife's birthday. Today is the 11th. 47 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:36,489 You are so right, today is the 11th. 48 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,121 Today's the 11th. 49 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:51,962 All together! 50 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,011 Shove your fake party! 51 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,241 What's the problem? 52 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,165 The Mayor, Mrs. Duval, those folks aren't my friends. 53 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,363 They're people you suck up to. 54 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,569 "Always a table for you at Maison Epicure. Always a table!" 55 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,690 - You're not happy they came? - Sure, but you're happier! 56 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,331 What would you prefer? 57 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,528 For my husband to take me out for once, 58 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:25,647 get me drunk, 59 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,326 so drunk I stagger to the car. He throws me down, 60 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:31,245 strips me, makes love to me for once and maybe, 61 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,845 on my birthday, 62 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,047 we make a baby! 63 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,081 This star issue is messing with my head. 64 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,284 You want the star too? 65 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,001 I don't know anymore. 66 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,571 I want both. 67 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:53,164 Can't we have both? A baby with a star overhead? 68 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,287 For sure. 69 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,848 So you need to spend time with me. 70 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:00,766 Look... 71 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,811 Tonight's short notice but tomorrow, I promise, 72 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,166 we make love. 73 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,450 Let me just do the market 74 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,648 and fix the automatic sprinklers. 75 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,487 You're beautiful. 76 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,282 The terrace. Shit! 77 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,162 - Thanks. - It's drier in here. 78 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,490 My regards to Mr. Duval. 79 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,046 Of course, Frangois. 80 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,561 See you soon. 81 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,410 See you again! Goodbye! 82 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,642 Not far now. I recognize this. 83 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,130 Melrose Place Restaurant. 84 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,520 Melrose Place? 85 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,691 Never heard of it. 86 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,044 It's near here, I'm sure. 87 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,010 On the right, coming up. 88 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,003 There's only one, can't miss it. 89 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,086 What the hell! 90 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,886 Which idiot put a stupid step here? 91 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,522 Mozart's classical and it's great. 92 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,167 Right, Mamed? 93 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,045 Just needs your jelly. 94 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,525 You can't stay, sir. 95 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,731 You're hurt? Something wrong? 96 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:39,927 Very wrong. 97 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,368 Pour me a stiff drink. 98 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,804 Has it been open here long? 99 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,204 9 years. 10, counting renovation. 100 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:09,211 For the police, please hold. 101 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,163 I suggest Chabasse, a cognac that's pleasant in the mouth, 102 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,891 with notes of walnut and licorice, 103 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,690 and a pretty color that... 104 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,045 Who's the boss here now? 105 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:27,967 I am. 106 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,488 You're the boss too? I see. 107 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:31,368 Yes, why? 108 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,490 Police, how can I help? 109 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,201 Sit down. 110 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,207 Yes, sir. 111 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,488 This was Melrose Place before, right? 112 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,649 I demolished it. Too ugly. 113 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,768 - You knew it? - You could say. 114 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:55,083 I heard they specialized in frozen food and cockroaches. 115 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,527 A fast food and burger joint. 116 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,971 Did I mention it's 67 euros a pop? 117 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,041 The former owners? What happened to them? 118 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,608 The guy died in the 2004 tsunami. 119 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,040 A horrible end. 120 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,841 And his wife? 121 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,361 Mine now. 122 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,523 Frangois, who are you talking to? 123 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,125 A customer, my prune. 124 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,130 Prune? Your wife's name? 125 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,371 No, her name's Charlotte. 126 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,720 A customer? 127 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,281 There she is. 128 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,408 Shit! 129 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,361 Charlotte! 130 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,324 - Well? - Gradually recovering. 131 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,130 She asked for her husband. 132 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,281 That's me. 133 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:53,920 No, it's me. 134 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,047 It is me! 135 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,281 No, it's me. 136 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,241 It's me. 137 00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,522 Charlotte... 138 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,250 It's really you? 139 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:08,925 You're alive? 140 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,449 Where have you been for 11 years? 141 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,250 After our last fight, 142 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,046 I felt guilty. 143 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,241 Very guilty 144 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,209 about hurting you so bad. 145 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,488 I needed to take off and reassess. 146 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,401 As far away as possible. In Thailand. 147 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,562 Thailand? There's farther away. 148 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,643 Sure, I just took the first flight. 149 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,290 Much farther than Thailand. 150 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:39,721 The Philippines. 151 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,885 Then, a twist of fate... 152 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,883 Almost on arrival, I saw death. 153 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,441 The tsunami. 154 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,125 The sea retreating... 155 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,446 The silence. 156 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,371 Then a giant wave coming straight at you, 157 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,170 swallowing you up. 158 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,721 You had to see it to believe it. Horrifying. 159 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:07,526 After the catastrophe, I spent 6 months in a coma. 160 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,207 - They said you were dead. - Almost. 161 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,761 No passport, no memory, no identity. 162 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,566 Nothing. 163 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,926 - Horrible. - Yeah. 164 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,489 How did you recover your memory? 165 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,801 A long time after... 166 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,327 A very long time. 167 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,770 It just came back one day. 168 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,921 I thought, I can't go home empty-handed. 169 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,286 I'll give her a better life. 170 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,363 I took any work and little by little, 171 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,487 I became rich. 172 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,961 Very rich. 173 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,169 That's great. You have money? 174 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,568 Often, with a tsunami, people go under. 175 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:43,803 Frangois! 176 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,004 Can't I even crack a joke? 177 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:46,843 Sure. 178 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,608 Except I've nothing left. 2008... 179 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,201 2008? 180 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:52,688 Earthquake? 181 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,251 No, the recession. 182 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,565 Fucking Supremes. 183 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,121 Subprimes. 184 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,122 I bust my compass, Charlotte. I'm sorry. 185 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,008 I'm here. 186 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,606 I'm here too. 187 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,404 - Can I have a word? - No. 188 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,925 I mean, yes but... 189 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,845 A major shock? 190 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,561 Somebody comes back from the dead before your eyes. Traumatic. 191 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,726 What do I do? 192 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,484 Take good care of your wife. 193 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,369 She's here but not all there. 194 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,363 Her past's invading her present. 195 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,170 Temporally, Charlotte's away. 196 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,845 She's way away. 197 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,846 So what do I do? 198 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,930 Your wife won't bear her husband leaving again. 199 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,765 Relapse, re-shock, re-sirens. "Hello, Dr. Bonnaire." 200 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,764 So let's take it nice and easy, okay? 201 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,242 Let her take it easy, with Alex around, until she recovers. 202 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,721 Meantime, I put her on anti-depressants. 203 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,562 Right. 204 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:01,807 Damn! 205 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:06,647 How long? 206 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,806 Relax, chill, or this won't work out well. 207 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,962 You think it's started out well? 208 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,848 He's a lot older than you. 209 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,491 And gotta be on steroids. 210 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,603 He's not on steroids, he's virile. 211 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,491 - I say steroids. - What did you expect? 212 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,125 For him to be dead. 213 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,721 I don't feel good. 214 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,531 No, sweetie, it's great that he's alive. I'm glad. 215 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,881 Roids or not. 216 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,087 Thanks. 217 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,769 We'll put you in a suite. 218 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,008 No, the Luxury Garden isn't ready. 219 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,046 The poor guy. 220 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,002 After all he's been through. 221 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:57,920 Sorry, you're right. 222 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,924 Of course, little apricot. 223 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,889 It's empty off season. 224 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,650 Frangois, you seem tense. 225 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,564 Relax, we're practically family. 226 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,882 That's true. Alex is practically family. 227 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,085 Absolutely. Or even... 228 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,561 Buddies, Alexandre. 229 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,288 Definitely. But call me Alex. 230 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,363 How about we show you around? 231 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,125 Sounds great, Frankie. 232 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,805 Not Frankie, Frangois. 233 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,082 Alright. 234 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,964 Careful of my roses with your bag. 235 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,201 So here... 236 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,289 I cleared everything. 15 grand. 237 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,090 Terrace. 55 grand. 238 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,329 Dock. 82 grand. 239 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,607 And that is where I'll build 240 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,364 a landing pad for helicopters. 241 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,241 Where's my shed? 242 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,402 - You demolished my shed? - Blew it up. 243 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,205 What the hell is this? 244 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,765 Our organic vegetable patch. Experimental. 245 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,565 For heirloom vegetables. 246 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,766 Check it out. 247 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,281 Look. 248 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,606 My command center. 249 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,286 Hygrometry, soil pH, sprinklers. 250 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,522 I can make it drizzle if you want. 251 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,250 - Wanna see? - No. 252 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,601 Domotics. 253 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,646 They're summer rentals but you're not staying long. 254 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:36,368 Hello. 255 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,284 Chef, we're waiting for you. 256 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,727 Brice has started on the cold appetizers. 257 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,206 Go ahead. I'll finish up, 258 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,725 won't take a minute. 259 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,521 By the way... 260 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,203 We live upstairs. You got a problem, I'm right here. 261 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,687 Anytime. 262 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:04,642 Alright. 263 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,441 Ages since anyone was so nice to me. 264 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,881 I'm touched. 265 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,048 You're more beautiful than ever. 266 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,766 Keep it clean. You may have noticed, Frangois is a neat freak. 267 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,649 You still have your tattoo? 268 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,286 What are you doing? 269 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,084 - Spying on me? - Not at all. 270 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,402 Keeping an eye out. I know you, Cha-Cha. 271 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,245 And I know stud boy. You're getting it back on? 272 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,243 No way, don't be silly. 273 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,242 No way. 274 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,205 I know this situation can't be easy for you. 275 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,564 I want you to feel well. 276 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,051 I know. It'll be fine. 277 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,567 All this is a bit weird, but it'll be fine. 278 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,761 So we're good. 279 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,844 It was another life. 280 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,650 My first love or not, he's no threat to you. 281 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,722 It was a whole other life, honestly. 282 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,562 Sure, we had fun but he was totally unreliable. 283 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,371 Even on our wedding day, he kept me waiting. 284 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:04,245 Can you imagine, hanging outside a church like the idiot bride? 285 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,447 Where was he? 286 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,285 I've no idea. I never knew where he was. 287 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,769 When the officials came to repossess the restaurant, 288 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,771 he'd vanished. 289 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,841 I won't go through that again, come hell or high water. 290 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,681 I love you. 291 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,566 I love you too. 292 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,247 I do. 293 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,130 Fountain of crispy salmon, Maison Epicure style, 294 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,611 with lemon emulsion. 295 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,966 Think it'll fly? 296 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:39,928 Emilie? 297 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,362 Like a Nordik roll at Planet Sushi. 298 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,565 Bullshit. Scram! 299 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,006 Brice! 300 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,440 What do you think? 301 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,530 What's the word for it? 302 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:02,363 Forget it. 303 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,362 Mamed! 304 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,081 - Michelin or not Michelin? - Let's see. 305 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,402 It needs a sweet-and-sour touch. 306 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,961 Otherwise, it verges on the classical. 307 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,600 That's the word I was looking for. Classical. 308 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,001 We agree? 309 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,207 Classical? 310 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,169 French cuisine is classical. 311 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:27,927 Yes, chef. 312 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,964 What? Got a problem? 313 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,684 No, nothing. Speck in my eye. 314 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,807 Alex, dinner at 6:45. 315 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,525 6:45? Like old folks? 316 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,364 No, like folks who work. 317 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,648 Here, we have dinner before the service. 318 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,041 I can't make it. I'm going out. 319 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,241 Which reminds me, 320 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,922 can you spot me some cash? 321 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,521 Enough? 322 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,367 I'd better take it all. When you go out, you never know. 323 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,528 Great place you have here. Bravo. 324 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,645 Parmesan tuiles, Mamed. 325 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,881 Sear that beef! 326 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,646 Concassé the jelly? 327 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,450 - Yes. - So do it again! 328 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,007 Brice? 329 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,844 Give us some room, Pascale. 330 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,162 When you gonna knock Cha-Cha up? 331 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,081 Cha-Ch a? 332 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,651 Go may piano! 333 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,849 If you keep flaking, the Romany will plant his flag. 334 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,967 The Romany? 335 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,121 The Romany... 336 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,011 My kitchen's not an ashtray. Take your drugs elsewhere! 337 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,924 You! Quit perving and cook! 338 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,366 - Bullshit! - Screw you! 339 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,810 Get the hell out! 340 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,846 Scram! 341 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,207 If it isn't the Cocktail Party. 342 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,047 - I don't believe it! - You better believe it. 343 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,929 Couldn't keep me away, buddy. 344 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,287 All to the Melrose! 345 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,886 - We boycott the place. - And it boycotts us. 346 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:35,441 How come? 347 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,045 We'll explain at the casino. 348 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,486 Let's go, gents. 349 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,766 Let's roll! 350 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,286 He'll stick it on the roof, you'll see. 351 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,330 - I'll stick him up. - He's an idiot without a village. 352 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,407 Alexander the Great is back! 353 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,641 Don't sleep here. 354 00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,407 You okay? 355 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,926 You won? 356 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,807 I prefer you with your hair down. 357 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,486 Like before. 358 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,529 I missed you so bad. 359 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,484 I don't know what to say... 360 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,646 Don't say a word. 361 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,765 You should turn in. 362 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,731 You'll catch cold. 363 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,891 Yeah, I'll go in. 364 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,167 Touch my wife again, you'll be on the menu. 365 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,328 Bonehead balls with aioli. 366 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,728 Maybe the recipe that wins me a star. 367 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,402 Lemme explain how it works. 368 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,322 You tell Charlotte it's awkward gatecrashing a great love story, 369 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,925 so you're going away. 370 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,891 Got it, Gipsy King? 371 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,324 - The usual? Beer with the burger? - Love one. 372 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,002 One more on the corpse's tab, Lucille. 373 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,566 Frankie! 374 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,122 - You're still around? - You bet. 375 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:57,601 Great to see you. 376 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,125 - How you doing? - Good. 377 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,968 I knew I'd run into you. I heard about your great comeback. 378 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,610 Man, it was epic! 379 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,967 What the hell you doing here, Houdini? 380 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,645 I came back for Charlotte. 381 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,881 Knock it off. 382 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,091 Leave them alone. 383 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,368 Leave them alone? Are you nuts? 384 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,847 An accident abroad and a guy takes my life? 385 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,764 Spare me the accident shit. 386 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,640 Okay, I lose my wife, my restaurant, 387 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,961 what do I do? 388 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,130 The restaurant's still yours. 389 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,250 - Still mine? - Legally, it's still yours. 390 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,091 Legally? What does legally mean? 391 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,367 Emilie! 392 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,045 What the hell is this? 393 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,685 Frangois! Bet on me for the win! 394 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,088 Frangois isn't betting. He's telling you this is no waterpark. 395 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,004 In case you forgot, 396 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,845 that's a restaurant with tables and chairs! 397 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,288 And hungry people! So back to work! 398 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,523 Get those hamsters out of their bubbles! 399 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,843 As for you, Pascale, answer the phone, if you don't mind. 400 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,002 And even if you do, okay? 401 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,561 Wrong color, your sauce. Reduce it! 402 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,160 The zucchini! You won't hurt them! 403 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,290 What accompanies the veal? 404 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,689 I dunno, rocks and grass. 405 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,524 Look in the pool for the answer! 406 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,405 Wanna marry the zucchini? 407 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,961 - I'm doing my best. - This is the best. 408 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,325 Careful, chef. 409 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,084 You want safe? Be a postman. 410 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,847 Take over... 411 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,247 Faster! 412 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,761 Take it easy, chef. 413 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,406 What you doing? 414 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,971 Pasta. Won't take long. 415 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,963 Nobody comes in my kitchen! 416 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,482 - Who screamed? - Get back out there. 417 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,961 It'll be okay. 418 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,121 Cauterize the wound. 419 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,849 Sorry, Alexandre, can you beat it, please? 420 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,490 Jeez, that feels so good. 421 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,369 You growing some spine? 422 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,124 It's a scratch! 423 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,089 There's no blood. Look at me. 424 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,971 I do what I want in my kitchen. Screw you! 425 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,884 - Why are you yelling? - Get him out! 426 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,405 - Go now! - No. 427 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,528 - No? - Legally, it's my kitchen. 428 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,489 We're talking "legally" now? 429 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,961 My lawyer says I own the place. 430 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,247 He lawyered up! 431 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,481 We don't need lawyers. 432 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:22,201 Charlotte, I've lost you. I won't lose the restaurant too. 433 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:23,646 We're losing him. 434 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,488 Brice! Hang in there, buddy! 435 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,482 A doctor! 436 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,571 Mouth to mouth! 437 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,811 Gentlemen... 438 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:36,251 It's a rather curious case, starting with your marital statuses. 439 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:40,241 Frangois Desmoulin, you are considered the putative spouse. 440 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,526 Putative? 441 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:47,004 Since Alexandre Scali is alive, your civil union is null and void. 442 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,242 You're kidding? 443 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,041 As for the reason we're here today, 444 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,966 Alexandre Scali's petition for control of Maison Epicure 445 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,565 is dismissed. 446 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,202 - You're kidding? - Justice. 447 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,567 However, Frangois Desmoulin 448 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,688 will pay Alexandre Scali 449 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,649 compensation amounting to 450 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,165 650,000 euros. 451 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,329 650,000? Crazy! 452 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,523 I putatively object! 453 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,682 My client doesn't have such a sum. 454 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,001 Make an offer. 455 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,447 Payment of the full amount over 30 years. 456 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,045 Why not 100 years? 457 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,521 Sure. 458 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,410 What's your offer? 459 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,281 If Mr. Desmoulin cannot pay in full, 460 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:32,001 he could compensate Mr. Scali in food and accommodation. 461 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,726 Full board. 462 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,481 - With room service. - Are you insane? 463 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,121 Agreeable to you? 464 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,167 - Yes. - No. 465 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,522 Not a bit. 466 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,363 Sweetheart, if you want... 467 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,087 The reservations need doing. Hang up. 468 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,127 Hang UP! 469 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,520 You're kidding me! 470 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,683 I was just saying goodbye. 471 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,764 Sick of your emotional shock. 472 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,481 Conference room. 473 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,248 Well? 474 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,561 - It's mine. - It is? 475 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,530 Don't worry, we won. I just agreed to let him stay. 476 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,609 Sure you won, Frangois. 477 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,445 What the hell are you doing? 478 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,121 Domotics. 479 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,726 You slapped me. 480 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:21,722 Me? 481 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,326 Stop that right now. 482 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,362 Didn't hurt. 483 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,287 Honey! 484 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,161 Great job, you idiot! 485 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,925 You started it. 486 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,560 Clearly, we need to cohabit harmoniously. 487 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,882 - Make it happen. - With a few ground rules. 488 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,966 This being a luxury establishment. 489 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,209 I don't want to hassle anyone. 490 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,446 Look me in the eye. 491 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,170 From now till my dying day, 492 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,726 I undertake 493 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,851 not to bother you. 494 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,162 Ever again. 495 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:15,888 Shake on it. 496 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:18,601 Come on! 497 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,690 Sorry about the slaps. 498 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,041 No hard feelings. 499 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,440 Thanks, both of you. 500 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,441 So, goodnight. 501 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,085 I'll be right up, honey. 502 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:38,921 Dessert? 503 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,721 No, thanks. 504 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,609 What did you put in the pasta? 505 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,569 Truffles and balsamic emulsion. 506 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,881 It was inedible. 507 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,809 - Zip it. - Why should I? 508 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,882 Pasta means a pile of pasta and sauce. 509 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,487 Not 3 strands of tagliatelle, a hint of truffle and dash of balsamic. 510 00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,644 That's modern cooking, with nothing on your plate. 511 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,680 It's pathetic, showing off with a pot. 512 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,966 Screw you. 513 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,531 My pots and tagliatelle say screw you. 514 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,009 French cuisine 515 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,721 says screw you. 516 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,364 Charlotte said you were unreliable but not this bad. 517 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,931 You're in for a surprise. I'm good at this game. 518 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,286 I'm good, too. 519 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,284 And competitive. That's why I'll get my star. 520 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:35,525 And that's why another tsunami's coming your way, bozo. 521 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,410 Wrong again. It's simpler than that. 522 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,801 I get my restaurant and wife back. 523 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,851 And you go looking for stars elsewhere. Up a mountain maybe. 524 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,162 See you. I'll go make love to your ex. 525 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,368 Make love? Isn't that cute! 526 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,606 Me and your wife fucked. Like animals. 527 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,560 You are so in shit. 528 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,962 You are in deep shit. 529 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,404 Hold on, honey, here I come! 530 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,483 Francisco de los Moulinos, 531 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,211 the indefatigable conquistador of Lady Charlotte, 532 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:13,042 is here to set light to your coulis... 533 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,441 What are you doing? 534 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,848 No, I've taken my medication, honey. 535 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,166 What's he up to? 536 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,011 She's taking a hammering. 537 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,122 Netswingers.com, no.1 online... 538 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,606 What are you doing now? 539 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:26,647 Nothing. 540 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,891 Just catching up with the weather forecast. 541 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,248 I get it. 542 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,243 No, it's going to be sunny. 543 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,324 You can't afford to wait. 544 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,527 I know. 545 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,004 Medicine can't do everything. 546 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,447 Comes a time when a little practice helps. 547 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:47,765 And if that doesn't work? 548 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,763 It could be on your husband's side. 549 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,448 - You didn't forget Leduc? - The butcher? 550 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,290 That's Lebouc. I said Leduc, the doctor. 551 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,524 Your appointment for... 552 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:03,607 For what? 553 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,245 Speak up, I can't hear you. 554 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,845 Semen analysis. 555 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,569 I did your tests. I'm on fire. Right, guys? 556 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,281 - On fire? - Yes, chef! 557 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,081 All good. 558 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,285 The perfect time for a romantic excursion. 559 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,086 Get your boat out maybe. It's been ages. 560 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,446 With pleasure, my cherry. Just not today. 561 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,321 I heard Duval's in the region. Our star's at stake if he shows up. 562 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,005 See, lovely lychee? 563 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,369 I promise, when we're closed Monday, 564 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,726 I'll make love to you. 565 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,164 I'll make love to you 566 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,560 again and again. 567 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,326 Gorgeous wife and he gets off on fruit and veg. 568 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,248 Zip it! 569 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,521 Get chopping! 570 00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:59,647 Chop chop! 571 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,689 Go drown again in the pool. 572 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,366 I installed a tsunami just for you. 573 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:06,882 Take a snorkel. 574 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,441 He is so lame. 575 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,330 Couldn't hold back any longer. 576 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,005 Sure, it's your prostate. 577 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,121 Very funny. 578 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,441 Really very funny. 579 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,611 - Whose polo shirt is that? - Charlotte gave it to me. 580 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,250 - It's yours? - Yeah. 581 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,731 No kidding it's mine. 582 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:15,847 It suits me. 583 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,166 May I taste the wine? 584 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,209 Quite a few have been corked. 585 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,081 Not this time. 586 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,771 You lucked out. 587 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:32,808 Alright... 588 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,406 Have fun! 589 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,921 Awesome! 590 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,602 Where'd you get your old V-Max? 591 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,366 - Frankie looked after it for me. - No way? 592 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,120 Come for a ride. 593 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,409 - I have work to do. - Let's roll! 594 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,201 Love you. 595 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,329 Gotta go. 596 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,646 See that? All that's left of what we had. 597 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,325 You remember it was your first time? 598 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,605 Holy shit! Mamed! 599 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,920 Get Charlotte, to see what her Romany did. 600 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,524 She took off with Mr. Alex on his great big bike. 601 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,400 My parsnips! 602 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,649 - My peppers! - Your lettuce! 603 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,321 The hair. 604 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,283 It's great being with you again. 605 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:21,487 I wish we could... 606 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,361 It was great. 607 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,328 A wonderful moment, but the last. 608 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,651 We both know it. 609 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,610 You can't reinvent the past. 610 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,646 Just the man I need. 611 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,286 For a big surprise. 612 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,483 You'll love it. We leave in 30. 613 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,011 Isn't this great? 614 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,049 Does you good, the sea air! 615 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,328 Helps you think straight. 616 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,723 You realize you gotta split? 617 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,962 I realize it's you or me. 618 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,167 Fight like a man! 619 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:46,766 The water's fine? 620 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,809 You jerk! Stupid jerk! 621 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,687 There we go, that's settled. 622 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,569 Quit messing, get me out. 623 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:05,687 You or me, you said. 624 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:07,887 I win! 625 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,007 Ciao, buddy. 626 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,481 That's a victory to be proud of! 627 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,604 What will you tell Charlotte? 628 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:19,767 Go, you weasel! 629 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,611 Limpdick! 630 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,081 That's why you can't turn your wife on. 631 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:28,801 Scared you, huh? 632 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,161 About time. 633 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:31,886 Come in with me. 634 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,564 I didn't rig the ladder, asshole! 635 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,563 - So? - So we can't get back up. 636 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:41,607 You're kidding! 637 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,171 We're in deep shit now! 638 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,209 Who forgot to rig the ladder? 639 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,203 We weren't both gonna take a dip! 640 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,163 Cut it out, shithead! 641 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,084 The vest! It's floating away. 642 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,407 Dr. Leduc? 643 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,525 Hello, this is Charlotte... 644 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,882 I just received Francois's results. 645 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,849 I have them in front of me now. 646 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,527 Azoospermia? 647 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:11,801 What does that mean? 648 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,009 Your husband is sterile. 649 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,125 Categorically. 650 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,161 Irreversibly. 651 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,684 I get the vest first. 652 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,325 Okay, but we switch. 653 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,482 In 20 minutes. Not before. 654 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,847 - I'm exhausted. - Don't start. 655 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,041 What the hell! 656 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,481 Don't pull that! 657 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,723 A deal is a deal. 658 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:44,881 Lemme hold on! 659 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,451 No, 20 minutes. 660 00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,330 Knock it off, this isn't Titanic! 661 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,247 Gimme the vest. 20 minutes is up. 662 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:02,601 I'm cramping UP! 663 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,321 How convenient! 664 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,403 To cheat me out of the vest. 665 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,686 That's dangerous. 666 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,885 - Keep calm! - Gonna drown! 667 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,644 - Put it back on. - Dying! 668 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,964 - Dying. - You're not gonna die! 669 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,520 Nobody's gonna die. 670 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,361 Hold on... 671 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,450 - Morons! - Stop! 672 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:48,960 Idiot put that there? 673 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,330 C'mon, let's get warmed up. 674 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,086 Aren't you hungry? 675 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,645 For pasta and truffles. 676 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,642 Seriously? 677 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:08,971 With a dash of balsamic. 678 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,890 Sorry about your garden. 679 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,329 No worries, they're only vegetables. 680 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,446 They'll grow again. 681 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,131 Know what? I never ate so well as here. 682 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,203 I see why Charlotte chose you. 683 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,603 I'm not much fun to live with. 684 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,364 I was with her for 15 years. 685 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,330 I bet she prefers pasta and truffles to my shit. 686 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,561 To you. 687 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,521 To you! 688 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,648 5 hours ago, we were castaways! 689 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,691 Let's enjoy it. 690 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,685 Let's just enjoy it! 691 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:51,881 To our enjoyment! 692 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,166 You're kidding me! 693 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:01,843 Looks like we might get along. 694 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,202 Shit! 695 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,526 We can't be buddies, no way. 696 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:10,766 Not that. 697 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,441 No way. 698 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:15,526 We need a drink! 699 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,162 You... 700 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:21,290 You saved my life. 701 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,450 You and me, buddies for life. 702 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,566 And death! 703 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,329 I am deeply touched. 704 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:33,526 Gonna cry. 705 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,448 Before we seal our friendship forever, 706 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,325 I need to know something. 707 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,886 Promise me, 708 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,124 you haven't slept with Charlotte since you got back. 709 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,366 Come off it. 710 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,567 How can you even ask? 711 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,722 Especially now, I mean. 712 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,564 Buddies for life, you said. 713 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,286 You think I... 714 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,164 I'd do that to a friend? 715 00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:09,806 Look at me. 716 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,329 You know why I couldn't? 717 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,841 Because this makes you and me... 718 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,001 rock solid. 719 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,362 Thanks. 720 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,007 Th an ks, Alex. 721 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,047 - Full house, queens over aces. - Same here. 722 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,010 I dunno, I got aces. 723 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,810 Four aces! Frangois, you win! 724 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:34,765 - I won? - Beginner's luck! 725 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,321 Lucky at cards, unlucky in love. 726 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:38,686 I love it! 727 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,686 I love this game! 728 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:01,971 Pathetic! 729 00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,521 Easy, Frankie. 730 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,690 Who would've thought I'd plant veg in my shed one day? 731 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,605 - After all I planted here. - While with Charlotte? 732 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,082 My design flaw is I'm unfaithful. 733 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,526 She never complained? 734 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,047 Whenever she suspected, I denied it. 735 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,167 You know, it's not so hard. 736 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,644 Look people in the eye 737 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:34,163 and try to sound solemn, 738 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,766 with your hands in prayer, people believe you. 739 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:38,647 Look... 740 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,330 Don't answer. It's an example. 741 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,521 You know... 742 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:51,761 The tsunami... 743 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,361 I wasn't there. 744 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:00,241 Damn! 745 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,441 See? It's... 746 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,360 So when you hold your hands in prayer... 747 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,286 - You're lying? - Yeah, but not with buddies. 748 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,441 - Amazing. - There are principles, rules. 749 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,364 That's the big difference, right? 750 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,451 Say, we paid 1,400 euros to Angélus. 751 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,363 The cellar and register are empty. 752 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:27,691 What happened? 753 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,401 You two are pissing me off. 754 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,682 Seriously! 755 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,848 Don't smell them, breathe them in. 756 00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:41,282 Hey, Alex! 757 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,646 Hi, beauty! 758 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,371 Those eyes! 759 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,361 For you. 760 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,522 That's so sweet. They're beautiful. 761 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:52,685 There, my number. 762 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,485 That's for the restaurant. 763 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,846 How do you do it? 764 00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,441 I dunno. 765 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,809 Do you know Mrs. Duval? 766 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:04,842 Yeah. 767 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,406 You ever... 768 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:09,721 Ever what? 769 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,246 Ever bone her? 770 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,641 Sure. 771 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:14,962 Damn. 772 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,127 Why, damn? 773 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:19,204 Her husband works for Michelin and I can't hook her. 774 00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:22,208 See, you could... 775 00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,401 A helping hand. 776 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:30,524 You're not asking me to bang Mama Duval for your business? 777 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:37,962 Forget it. 778 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,285 Just kidding, Frangois. 779 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:42,370 It's as good as done. 780 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,610 - Really? - You'll see. 781 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,364 - You mean you'll... - Sure. 782 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,888 Maybe you could help carry the icebox. 783 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,087 I hate camping. 784 00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:52,321 Wrong. 785 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:58,602 A great evening. Nothing but compliments on my turbot. 786 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:01,851 Something wrong, honey? 787 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,525 Everything's just great. 788 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,449 Go to bed. I have work to do. 789 00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,444 Pascale, here look... 790 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,123 I can't read your writing. 791 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,325 It's crystal clear. 792 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,005 If it was, I wouldn't ask. 793 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:29,209 What's going on? Frangois and Alex stressing you out? 794 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,488 No, yes. Two big kids. It's ridiculous. 795 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,768 The ridiculous part is you being jealous 796 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,445 when you played the field. 797 00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,967 You better not mess up again. 798 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:39,681 Why d'you say that? 799 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,922 You reek of hanky-panky. 800 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,128 You think I didn't see you on the beach? 801 00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,443 Falling for your chick-batter all over again. 802 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:48,522 Shut up! 803 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,206 Look at you, a complete alcoholic. 804 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,763 Will you ever let me live my life? 805 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,922 40 years I've put up with you! 806 00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:58,571 He's winning big. 807 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:02,286 I know you. 808 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:04,527 Where from? 809 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:07,845 I'm happy for you. 810 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,121 Are you sure? 811 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,845 Absolutely sure. 812 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:12,447 Here... 813 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,126 Listen to the heartbeat. 814 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,041 Hear that? 815 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:20,648 Yes. 816 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,567 Pascale, I left a note for Charlotte. 817 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,811 Where's Frangois? 818 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,684 I keep calling, he won't answer. 819 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,202 Go away. I'm sick, cold turkey. 820 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,406 What's wrong now? 821 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,004 - Cha-Cha? - Pass-Pass, I messed up. 822 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,808 Booty call with the Gipsy? 823 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:45,721 What then? 824 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,011 I'm pregnant. 825 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,085 That's awesome! 826 00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:00,963 I'm so happy. You longed for a child. 827 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,924 Trouble is, Frangois is sterile. 828 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:07,447 Wh at? 829 00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,127 So it's not a bit Francois's kid. 830 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:11,527 Not a bit. 831 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,203 It's the chick-baker's? 832 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,090 I need you, Pascale. 833 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,130 It's the chance of a lifetime. 834 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,928 Without kids, you and Frangois are history. It's over! 835 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,560 I have to tell him! 836 00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,842 Tell him? Are you out of your mind? 837 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,764 Don't tell him or the greaseball. 838 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:34,729 I can't hide it from him. 839 00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:39,562 Hold your tongue! A prig like Frangois, if he finds out, 840 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:40,960 he'll bail on you. 841 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,851 The little shrimp! 842 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,048 I'm gonna be an auntie! 843 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,408 Let's celebrate, come on! 844 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,080 I gotta tell Chang. The idiot proposed to me. 845 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:58,801 You girls seen Frangois? I wanna tell him the good news. 846 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,007 - You know? - Of course, I know. 847 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,283 Mrs. Duval told me her husband 848 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,681 will be in tonight. He needs to know. 849 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,526 He blew. 850 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:12,801 He blew? 851 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,520 He got into his car and drove off. 852 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:16,886 - Where? - I dunno. 853 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:17,962 You're no use! 854 00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:20,680 Shit! 855 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:22,641 What now? 856 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,406 He left a note for you. I forgot about it. 857 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,325 What is this? 858 00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:38,802 You remind me of your father. 859 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:43,328 Put away the hangdog expression. You'll get her back. 860 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:49,521 My baby. 861 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,410 Don't abandon my eggs, will you? Please! 862 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:08,807 Fuck! 863 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,166 Holy shit! 864 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,291 You jerk! Why? 865 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:14,521 Because! 866 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,164 - Stings, huh? - You bet it stings. 867 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:18,890 It serves you right. 868 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,164 Mom, please, let us talk. 869 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,925 My oh my! Honestly! 870 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,201 I know what I did was wrong but... 871 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,687 Charlotte was my wife, too, once. 872 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:37,366 - Changes things, right? - You douchebag. 873 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,808 I understand why you think that. 874 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,566 I dodged a bullet... 875 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,007 No! Cut it out, your hands in prayer. 876 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,211 Anyway, I kept my word. 877 00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,330 I banged Mama Duval. 878 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,131 Her cuck hubby is in tonight. 879 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:02,760 - Shit. - Yeah. 880 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,410 Duval? The stars? 881 00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:08,368 Fast! 882 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,208 Sorry, I never meant to hurt you. 883 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,605 I screwed up but... 884 00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:23,726 I don't know why. 885 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:27,966 It's my fault. 886 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,760 I love you. I don't want to lose you. 887 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,410 I don't want to lose you either. 888 00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,281 That's all? 889 00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:51,086 Chef, you weren't here this morning. 890 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:52,287 What's in the fridge? 891 00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:54,681 - Fillet of beef. - Lobster. 892 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:56,526 - Truffles. - Parmesan. 893 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,561 Tartare? 894 00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,451 Boring. Way too classical, honey. 895 00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,529 You're right. Classical sucks. 896 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,731 An idea? 897 00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,723 Chop chop, an idea! 898 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:11,681 Ridiculous! 899 00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:13,648 Tartare? 900 00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:16,321 An idea... 901 00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:17,842 Got it! 902 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:22,841 Shit, lost it. 903 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,366 I've got an idea. 904 00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:26,604 But you won't like it. 905 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,283 I taught him all he knows. 906 01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,880 No more shit about classical after this. 907 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,004 Aprons on. Showtime! 908 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,482 Okay? Don't drop the tray. 909 01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:12,766 No problem. 910 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,251 Swing it with Duval. 911 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,370 Leave it to me. Buddies for life and the time is now. 912 01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,086 You look superb. 913 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:22,606 Break a leg. 914 01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:24,800 Duval's the bald guy. 915 01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,044 Burger surf and turf, 916 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,009 heirloom vegetables and salad 917 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,650 and truffle jelly. 918 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,085 Congratulations, chef. 919 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:50,964 Tonight was spectacular. 920 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:54,806 Thanks, Mamed. 921 01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:57,601 Goodnight, chef. 922 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,521 I'm proud of you. 923 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,440 I have to tell you... 924 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:17,767 You know... 925 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:22,681 I love you. 926 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,084 I want a baby, too. 927 01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:28,051 More than anything. 928 01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:30,120 Let's make one tonight. 929 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:32,401 Hold on. 930 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:38,362 There we go. 931 01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,407 Look! 932 01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:45,971 An email for you. 933 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:50,051 Dear Mr. Desmoulin, 934 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:54,211 On Tuesday, March 2, you are invited to the Michelin Guide launch. 935 01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:57,569 A press conference will be held at the Foreign Ministry. 936 01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,722 For the occasion, you... 937 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,401 You what? 938 01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:06,482 I got the star. 939 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,371 You did it! 940 01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:02,842 My love. 941 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,244 There you are, at last. 942 01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:47,082 When? 943 01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:14,846 Closed, sir. 944 01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,608 Unless you help clean up. 945 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:18,928 Police. 946 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,570 Heard of him? 947 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,523 Search the place! 948 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:32,961 Where is Alex? 949 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,564 - Looks like he bailed. - What? 950 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,290 It's just that I'm a chef. 951 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,121 Jog your memory? 952 01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:45,240 There's an international arrest warrant out for him. 953 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,404 Alexandre Scali suffered brain damage, total amnesia. 954 01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:51,203 He was the victim of a tsunami. 955 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:55,328 I don't think so. He never moved from Bangkok. 956 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:57,760 When the tsunami hit, 957 01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,002 he passed himself off as dead. 958 01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:04,762 Shit! 959 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,167 Honey! 960 01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:47,888 Deep breaths! Like they taught you! 961 01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:05,446 So, how's our little Monica? 962 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,887 Marvelous! Just like your crawfish. 963 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,246 Have a good day. 964 01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,371 - The greens are on the house. - Thank you. 965 01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:14,643 See you all at the baptism, I hope. 966 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:16,529 Of course, the whole family! 967 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:18,645 Dr. Leduc, how are you? 968 01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:22,441 Congratulations. It's great to see a happy father. 969 01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:23,726 Th an ks, doctor. 970 01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:27,123 I'm so pleased for you. After the results of your tests, 971 01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:29,329 you reacted very well. 972 01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,402 Sterility often destroys a couple 973 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:33,891 one day or another. 974 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:35,611 My regards to Charlotte. 975 01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:37,524 - See you soon. - Sure. 976 01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:02,770 Great timing. 977 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:08,406 Little kitten. 978 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:11,645 I'll be right back. 979 01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:13,724 Thanks for trying, 980 01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:15,882 but if you're scared, you're no help. 981 01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:17,769 I'm not scared, you stress me out. 982 01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:19,649 I'm this far from hitting the bottle. 983 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,770 See that? Auntie Pass-Pass, what a pain! 984 01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:25,446 You love being in Daddy's arms, don't you? 985 01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:28,442 The best Daddy in the world. 986 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,729 Can you dress her, please? 987 01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:38,561 You're sad? 988 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,365 I'm sad, too. 989 01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:45,965 Daddy's sad. 990 01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,323 Before I disappear for good, 991 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:13,051 seeing as I need to lie low again, 992 01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:18,409 I wanted to apologize for risking screwing up your life and Charlotte's. 993 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:22,886 For lying to you to take the restaurant and your wife back. 994 01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:24,961 I'm sorry. 995 01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:38,322 Come aboard. 996 01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:44,409 Without you, no star. 997 01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:48,641 Without you, I'd have lost Charlotte forever. 998 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,370 Not to mention the rest. 999 01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:55,247 Come on... 1000 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,001 Step aboard. 1001 01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:05,646 Share it? 1002 01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:07,402 Sure. 1003 01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:11,206 I don't have a corkscrew. 1004 01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,168 Too bad. 1005 01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:14,803 I don't know, I've no idea. 1006 01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:19,128 - Well? - The godfather is here. 1007 01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:25,324 This is Mandarine. 1008 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:27,086 Just kidding. 1009 01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:28,886 It's Monica. 1010 01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:31,368 Pascale's her godmother. Not my choice. 1011 01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:32,885 Poor kid, terrible start. 1012 01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:34,690 Screw you, says the godmother. 1013 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:36,168 Not that. 1014 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,606 Let's go. 1015 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:40,565 Looks like you. 1016 01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:43,324 I baptize you 1017 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:45,881 in the name of the Father, Son 1018 01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:47,411 and Holy Spirit. 1019 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,328 3 stars later... 1020 01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:18,482 Christophe, the cart keys, please. 1021 01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:20,880 Enjoy your stay. 1022 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,246 Three aces! 1023 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:33,887 Again? 1024 01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:37,202 - You took 50 euros off Daddy's desk? - No. 1025 01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:40,210 What are you doing? 1026 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,442 Playing poker, Daddy. Wanna play? 1027 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,969 Monica wins every time. It's no fun! 1028 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:47,407 - I'm sure she cheats. - Just a bit. 1029 01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:50,686 Listen, Daddy, as your only daughter, 1030 01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:53,122 I swear I didn't cheat. 1031 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,841 - What are you doing? - Hide it! 1032 01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:59,167 Playing Monopoly? Who's winning? 1033 01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:01,203 - I am. - Naturally. 1034 01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:02,327 Of course. 1035 01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:05,607 Crazy, she looks more like me every day. 1036 01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,288 I love kids. Let's have another. 1037 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:09,886 Don't you think? 1038 01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:42,806 Subtitles: Simon John 1039 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:45,327 Subtitling: Monal Group 67522

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