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733, I'm confirming

that 10-71 on vine and bargas.

Possible hit-and-run. No other details.

Officers on scene?

Negative.

This is 733.

We're 10-6 at vine and bargas.

10-4, 733.

You coming?

Yeah, in a minute.

I'm just gonna make sure somebody else is coming, too.

It's a goddamn Fender bender.

Don't get too comfortable.

Shit.

Are you a witness, ma'am?

I'm Carol.

All right. Well, what happened here, Carol?

Sorry.

It's all right.

Just got to turn your face or something

next time.

Yeah. Um...

I'm just a little slow right now.

So, uh, did you witness it?

Where's your car parked?

What?

So where's your car? Where are you parked?

Um, well, see, um...

I was hit...

You were in the accident?

And then they just backed up, and--

Where were you hit?

What part--

What part of your truck was hit?

Oh.

Um, my side, the driver's side.

Listen. Do you think

that you could get it started for me

so I could take it to the stop 'n wash?

Carol, I can take a look,

but we're the police, ok?

We're not triple-A, ok? I'll try to help out, but--

Well, I'm just asking you to stop being a cop

for, like, two minutes, you know,

and help me out.

Is that such a big deal?

Mister?

Officer, voice-over: I don't know what is was

that started all these problems in my job.

Carol?

Officer, voice-over: They got started, just the same.

Morning always said people hate cops.

Well, maybe that was it,

but he said it like he thought it was gonna rain,

like it didn't matter.

Calls were all the same to Morning,

not even worth remembering,

but he never seemed to have a problem with that.

I guess that worked for a while.

Francis.

You guys get a chance

to meet officer Francis?

Nice to meet you. See you around the playground.

All right.

You Morning's new partner?

Yeah. Good. That's good.

Good luck.

Sir, uh--

Welcome aboard.

Thanks.

Uh, Morning... What's he like?

Francis?

Ted Morning, your new partner in crime.

Rob Francis.

Listen. Uh...

We don't use sleepyville bullets around here.

Teflon slugs only.

No one tell you that?

I'm sure mine will do the trick.

Here.

Why don't you hold on to these?

I'll just get some from checkout.

They're not strictly department issue.

You understand?

All the cops carry them.

Well, whatever you say.

You gonna drink that?

Shit. Come on.

Morning.

You guys have your ducks?

Our what?

Says here we're supposed to give them to kids

who witness arrests.

For God's sake, why?

I don't know.

This precinct have some sort of image problem?

Beats the shit out of me.

Almost forgot my cuffs here.

Where you been, man?

This here's Toby.

Does a great impression

of a young John Wayne on heroin.

You taking me in or--

Don't interrupt me.

Man.

Understand? Huh?

You understand what I just said to you?

Huh?

Ain't that complex a question, Toby.

Yes or no?

Ahh. Yeah.

I just want to ask you something,

all right?

What?

You gonna take me in?

No.

I knew it. Fuck this.

Every fucking week.

Could I have a sip of that?

Ahh.

You gonna do that John Wayne impression, or what?

Fuck you, man.

You ain't gonna take him in?

Just a damn kid.

Not good for much

except smoking whatever drops in his lap.

You better pick that up.

It's a damn shame.

You want half this?

What is that, blueberry?

Cranberry.

Good for the water works.

No. I'm ok. Thanks.

Suit yourself.

You look fit.

You look like you take care of yourself.

You work out?

Yeah, sometimes, nothing too intense.

Good because I can't stand fat cops.

Heh.

A lot of them on the north side

get that way.

Guess you don't see a whole lot of action

in the rest home areas, do you?

Yeah. Well, you'd be surprised.

Uh-huh.

Respond to a 10-50, 722 Mason street,

corner of Mason and Pierce.

733 en route.

10-4, 733.

Let me tell you something, man.

That 8-Lane freeway

separates two different worlds.

Yeah. Well, you don't have to worry about me.

I'm a transfer, not a rookie.

Oh. Heh heh.

Well, let's just say things around here--

It's just a little bit more sudden,

you know?

But I guess you know that.

I guess that's why you transferred, right?

Divorce.

Got divorced.

You want--

You sure you don't want half of this?

Yeah, I'm sure.

All right.

So I said, "fuck you

if you think you're gonna hit me again."

Mm-hmm. So that's when you swung the bottle at him?

Yeah, hard.

All right, but he hit your first?

Yeah, right here.

Uh-huh.

Knocked me down.

Carla, I don't even see anything. You sure?

Of course I'm sure.

All right. Now, he say why he hit you, then?

And you know why? Huh? You know?

I told her, if she ever saw him again,

I was gonna kick the shit out of her,

and she did, so I am, brother.

You are what?

I'm gonna kick the shit out of her.

Don't make threats in front of me, goddamn it.

No, man. You know what I'm talking about.

I didn't just do it. I had my reasons, man.

And there was this guy in this dream I had,

but we weren't doing anything.

He was just there. He was just in my fucking dream,

and then he hit me.

Because of a dream?

I'm telling you the truth.

So, Carla, listen. If you knew he was gonna get mad,

then why'd you even mention it to him?

It just came up.

What the fuck does that matter?

Hey, you watch the language now. I'm trying to help you.

I've arrested you before, haven't it?

Yellow rose bar?

I don't know. What'd I do?

Fighting?

That's right. Last month.

Shit, then you know what I'm talking about.

That's the guy who was screwing around with my girl.

That's the guy.

He's the one I fucked up that night, brother.

The one you fucked up that night.

Yeah.

Well, I must've brought the other guy in, then, not you.

I must've brought the other guy in

because the guy I brought in

was the fucked up one.

Yeah?

He was fucked up enough.

On top of that, he wasn't screwing your wife.

As a matter of fact,

actually, I recall him saying something else to piss you off.

Huh? What did he say?

He said he was in love with my wife.

Ha ha!

Oh, here it is.

He said,

"I wouldn't touch your wife in her dreams."

Actually, I remember him saying

he wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire,

but then you hit him.

I mean--

You tried to shitcan that guy.

He could've taken out 12 of you.

No, no. See...

You are the one I brought in that night, brother.

Hey.

This guy fucking kills me.

So what do you think?

Let's take him in. Let's take Victor in.

She clocked him with a bottle.

Self-defense, man.

I don't think he hit her at all.

Let's get this done.

All right. Well, I'm taking her in, too.

I don't want to be here all day.

What are you doing? He pushed me.

This is not right.

You don't understand what he does to me.

Shut up, Carla.

Why are you doing this to me?

Don't you get it? He pushed me.

Hey, book her for assault and family violence.

What?

All right. I'll do the booking slip and meet you downtown.

Ok. Oh, my God.

Hey, buddy. Hey, pal.

My cuffs are too tight, man.

Can you loosen them up? They're starting to hurt.

Morning, I got to tell you, this woman--

Shut up, Victor!

You handle the next one, all right?

Goddamn it.

Cranberry juice? Where?

Third from the end.

From-- Third from--

What, your end or my end?

Um, well, my end-- My end is this--

Where?

It's the closest one to me.

Aw, hell.

Oh, I got it. I got it.

Like a goddamn I.Q. Test here.

Hey, you got them Dale Earnhardt cars?

What?

Race cars? Die-cast model jobs?

No.

Man. Figures.

Ok. Um...

Juice is $1.50.

Oh. Yeah. Ok.

There you go.

I guess, uh--

I guess Cranberries are pretty important to him.

Ha! Yeah. I could tell.

He says it's for his water works.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

Um...

I think that's just

for yeast infections.

Is that right?

Ha ha ha!

Well, I'm not gonna be the one to tell him that.

Um...

Hey.

I, uh...

This ain't a cinderblock. It's a brick.

Don't you know a brick when you see one?

Excuse me. Hold on just for a minute.

I don't have to put it down. This is my brick.

What's going on?

What did I do to you?

Pcp. I hate these fuckers.

Well, how do you know it's--

Morning, just hold on for a minute, all right?

Hey, sir. How you doing?

What's going on?

Nothing! What you want?

I just want to know what's going on.

What's the deal with that brick?

Ain't doing nothing!

All right.

Well, why don't you put that brick down now?

I can't. This is my brick.

Yeah? Well, why do you need it?

Because it's my brick! That's why I need it.

That's all you need to know!

All right, all right. Just take it easy, all right?

Why the hell does everybody want my brick?

I don't know. Just relax, ok?

I can have a brick, can't i?

I can have a brick if I want!

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Hey!

Oh, goddamn.

Oh, my God.

Uhh.

Oh, my God!

Morning, what the hell?

Goddamn.

Oh...Shit.

Morning? Morning?

Come here for a second.

Yeah?

What the hell is wrong with you, man?

Had to do something.

You didn't have to do that, for Christ's sake.

He had a brick.

Hey, do me a favor.

Don't do this now, when there's people around.

You got something to say, say it later, all right?

Think this taser is fucked up.

Should've gone down sooner.

Hey, come on. Let's get you turned over.

Can't go walking around with heavy objects.

What did you do that for?

Well, um... We didn't know--

We had to do something. He had a brick.

He's a harmless old man.

He's just a little crazy,

but he never hurt anybody.

Hey...

You got a complaint?

Yeah, I do.

Register it.

To who, another cop? Pendejo.

Hey...

You can't be everybody's friend.

Remember that.

Yep.

Hmm.

Someone dump beer cans on your lawn?

Yes, sir.

I believe it's that guy over there.

Is he over there? Yes, sir.

What, this guy across the street?

Yes, sir. I believe it is.

Because he got beer cans in his lawn.

Scattered all over, the same brand as these.

You got any full ones?

No, sir, but there's a whole bunch of these things

scattered out all over my yard.

Hey, how come you don't wear your seat belt?

Because if I got to get out of this car,

I don't want to be fucking with my seat belt.

Kids come along, they see you don't have a seat belt.

You're a cop. You're supposed to uphold the law.

Well, if the kids are watching what I'm doing,

then they're already--

They're already in trouble.

Fucking resist me, asshole.

Don't resist me.

You got him?

I got him. I got him.

Stop moving around.

That creep pissed in my yard.

Ooh!

Ho! What's my time?

Damn. I knew I should've been a cowpoke.

Get him out of here.

I still think Ali would kick Tyson's ass.

No. You got to think, like, back then,

people were just weaker and smaller.

All right. Come on. Come on. Come on.

I don't know.

He would rope-a-dope on Tyson.

Go home.

That's it. Get home.

Get.

You, too, Rambo.

Yo.

There you go. Don't trip.

Batman was a real badass.

Man, Batman was a pedophile.

Pedophile?

The boy wonder? What's that about?

I always wanted to be aquaman. I thought he was cool.

Well, nothing happens underwater, so that makes sense.

All right. That's it, like this.

Put your hands over your head, ok,

that it?

Yes. Don't mess with my hair.

All right. Put it back in your pockets now.

You have a light?

Give me your right hand.

Aw, this isn't necessary at all.

It is necessary, ma'am.

Yeah. You were just hanging out with your friend.

That's what I do all night with my boyfriend.

Hey, Morning, come here for a second.

Look. There's a kid right there.

Come on.

What happened to the other one?

Let her go.

You let her go?

Yeah.

How you doing?

You all right? Yeah.

You a thief?

Yeah.

What's the judge say?

I got to wear the sign.

Yeah?

You know, he also say no hat.

He don't want you wearing a hat.

You weren't fixing to go in there and wear this hat, were you?

No.

Mm-heh-heh. Uh-huh-huh.

All right. You be good?

You're gonna stop stealing?

Yes, sir.

All right.

When you stop stealing, you mend your ways,

I'm gonna get this back to you, all right?

Son of a bitch!

Carla?

Victor?

I don't know what the hell--

You fucking crazy bitch, what the hell is wrong with you?

Everybody shut up!

She cut me with that fucking knife!

I want to press full charges, my man, officer.

Then I want her cuffed around the fucking ankles.

My makeup. Hey, come on. God. You know what?

You want her cuffed around the ankles?

Hey, man. You're arresting the wrong person, man.

She's the one you ought to be taking in, man.

Give me your handcuffs.

Give me your goddamn cuffs!

That's just like what I'm gonna do.

Carla, just calm down, all right?

This carpet stinks!

Don't waste your phone call on me.

What about the cuts?

Dude, I need a paramedic.

She cut me with a dirty-ass knife.

I didn't do anything!

Come on. Please. Please.

All right.

I didn't mean to scream, man.

Grab an arm.

Grab an arm!

Don't take me out like this.

Out we go.

Damn it!

Fuck! Knock it off!

What the fuck are you guys doing, man?

God. People are watching!

Damn it!

Come on, man! What am i, an animal?

Carla! Carla!

All right. You all right, Victor?

No! What do you think? What are you, crazy?

Hey, Morning, what about her?

What about her?

We just can't leave like this.

Give her one of them goddamn pamphlets

or something.

Would you pop the trunk?

Hmm.

Could you just throw that knife over there, please?

Step back. Step away.

Ok, Carla. Listen to me.

This is information about domestic violence

and how to get a restraining order, ok?

And here we got the number for the women's shelter.

Is something funny?

I'm sorry for laughing, all right?

I can laugh if I want to.

It ain't against no fucking law.

Ok.

Shit. I want a lawyer.

I want a court-appointed attorney, man.

Can you step out here a minute?

She's laughing it up in there

and fooling around with that damn knife.

She defended herself.

Yeah. How do you know?

Because I'm a goddamn psychic.

Let's not be here all day, ok?

That's why they got social workers.

Morning, that not what I'm talking about.

I'm talking about just doing our job.

He's the one threatened to beat her up,

all right?

Now, who's the most vulnerable here, huh, him or her?

She's the one that's in there with a knife--

Shut your hole!

You know, that's something for the judge to decide.

Screw judges.

Can we at least figure out what the hell is wrong here?

I did, and he's in the goddamn car!

You want to help people,

you arrest them.

That's what you do. You're a cop.

You arrest people. You ok with that?

Yeah. I'm fine with that.

What the hell are you doing?

I think she got a sister, too.

Hey, little girl. What's your name?

Celeste.

Celeste, you want a duck?

There you go.

You got a sister, right?

You give this to her, ok?

Ok. All right.

Now, you be well. Run along.

Hey!

Hey!

Fuck it. Let's go.

I want to remind you all

that we're coming up on mother's day.

Remember to call yours on Sunday.

Hey.

For those of you who don't know, we get more battered-women calls

on mother's day than any other time.

Additional medic vans and the fire department

will be on call.

Officer Morning, your announcement?

Uh, yeah.

Today the lunch club is gonna meet

over at 806 Roosevelt.

What time was that?

12:30.

Yeah. Right. 12:30,

and, uh...

That's all I got to say.

All right, then.

You got hack and Houston?

Yeah. I got it.

Watch out for the Fender lizards.

Always, bud. Seriously.

What's going on at lunch?

Drop by a crackhouse over on Roosevelt,

pay a little neighborly visit.

What for?

Here. Stop the car over here.

Right over here. Stop the car.

What the hell you running for?

Think I'm not gonna catch you?

Clean up your act, Toby?

I am not saying nothing.

You didn't even read me my rights.

You got the right

to remove my boot from your ass.

You carrying or what?

No, man. I'm clean.

Ok. So if we pull this rig over

and I search you, you still clean?

Huh?

White friend.

Who's got the warrant?

What?

Who's got a search warrant?

Ain't got one.

Besides, it's lunchtime.

Hey, boys!

Hey, we still in previews, or has this shit started yet?

Aw. Slow.

It's real slow right now.

We've had some traffic.

Thanks, bud. How are the kids?

Good. How are you doing?

Good.

How's the new guy?

He's good, man. He's learning.

He's going all right?

Now, is that some raggedy-ass shit right there?

Oh, man.

This, I think, is a weak sandwich.

What the hell is wrong with that?

Who made that, man?

I did, but...

Morning, where you going?

I need some mustard on this.

Maybe the neighbors got some.

Ha ha ha!

Shit, man.

Sure you don't want mayonnaise?

Make sure that's all you get!

Yeah.

Knock a little louder!

What's going on?

Hey, um...

My sandwich is kind of...

Not sticking together properly.

I need a little mustard.

Come on now. I can hear you in there.

Come on.

Hey, this is drier than shit.

Come on.

Hey, Ross, you're right, man. This guy is nuts.

He's fucked up.

Fucked up shit right there.

You think it's that guy from across the street again?

Mather. His name is David Mather.

He's the only one lives over there now.

David Mather. All right.

Now, did you see him do this?

No.

Well, what do you think his beef is with you, anyway?

I don't know.

Oh, he blocked my driveway once with his station wagon.

I asked him to move it.

That's the only time I ever really talked to the guy.

All right.

Well, unfortunately,

there's really not a whole lot we can do for you right now.

We'll send somebody over here to cut down that--

What the hell is that thing?

Opossum.

Listen. I'm sorry for dragging you guys out here,

but that guy is just not right.

Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what.

I'm gonna give you my card,

and you call us if you actually see him on the property

or something like that, all right?

Thank you, officers.

I appreciate it, really.

Ok. Hey, and keep your doors locked.

Yes, sir. Thank you.

How do think he caught that opossum?

Can I help you?

Um, yeah.

I'll take, uh, a juicy fruit.

25 cents.

What's the name of that woman who works here?

Jessica.

You want me to get her?

Uh, no. It's ok. Just--

Just the gum.

Adios.

That's what we come for?

Gum.

♪ Let me hold you ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ Put my arms around you, baby ♪

♪ Squeeze you real tight ♪

♪ Oh, let me hold you ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ Until my morning sun ♪

♪ Shines its early light ♪

♪ Oh, if I hold you tonight ♪

♪ I know that everything in my world ♪

♪ Is gonna be all right ♪

♪ So let me hold you ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

It'll be good.

Did she kiss that pack for you?

Hey, Ted, I know this sounds really stupid,

but where do you go when you want to meet

a girl around here?

You go to-- you go to, like-- you go two-stepping?

You fucking kidding me?

I don't know.

This town--got more Fender lizards

in this town than anywhere on the northern hemisphere.

What's a Fender lizard?

What's a fen-- What's a Fender lizard?

Yeah.

It's these chicks who love cops.

They just--Fender lizards.

They just hang out on the--

On your Fender?

They love cops in this town.

I don't want to meet a girl

and have her like me just because I'm a cop,

you know, that's what I'm saying.

It's, like, if a girl gets turned on--

But that's why they like you-- Because you're a cop.

But that's-- What I'm saying, Morning,

is, like, you know--

What do you want them to like them--

What do you want them to like you for, your personality?

Yeah. My personality, man.

Fuck your personality.

What's wrong with that?

You like a girl for her personality?

Hell, yeah.

No, you don't.

If she laughs at my jokes.

The guy ends up choosing the girl

with the tits. That's it.

Oh, come on.

If she's got nice tits,

she's got a nice personality.

I know you don't mean that.

I do mean it. I'm 100% on it.

If she's got a nice ass,

she's got a nice personality.

If she's got nice tits,

she's got a nice personality.

If she's got nice legs,

she's got a nice personality, end of story.

Look at this shit.

We're 10-6.

10-4, 126.

Same asshole, huh?

Look at this. One of my kids saw him.

The guy's got a crossbow.

That's good enough for me.

Hey, hey, hey. Want to press charges?

No, but I wish y'all would just go over there

and talk to him.

Listen, friend.

It sure would be a hell of a lot better for you

if we went over there and took the motherfucker in.

No. No, it wouldn't.

Could I just get you guys to go over there

and talk to him, please? Would you just, please?

Oh, yeah, yeah. We'll go over there and talk to him.

Great.

Thank you.

Francis.

That's right. You can read.

You David?

Mather. Name's Mather?

You coming about her? Her stuff's gone.

What's wrong with your arm?

Like I said, if you're coming about her stuff,

it's gone.

I removed all of it.

Is that right?

What did she leave on your arm?

I had her goddamn name emblazoned below the corps,

but she turned out to be a fucking cunt,

so I had her taken off, if it's any of your goddamn business.

Fine. Now, did you--

Did you shoot arrows

in that man's house over there?

Are you named after the Saint-- Saint Francis?

Are you gonna answer the question?

Am I charged with something?

That can be arranged.

Is that a crossbow back there?

You mean, is that the crossbow I used to shoot arrows

over in that sack of shit's house? Well, the answer's no.

Then how he fuck do you figure they got over there?

Well, how long are you gonna stand there

and fucking pump me in the ass?

All right. Outside. Yaah!

Outside, motherfucker! Unlatch that door.

Keep your hands on your head.

Put your hands on your head!

Lace your fingers. Out in the front lawn.

Out in the front lawn on your knees. On your knees.

Get down on your knees.

Funny motherfucker, huh? Funny motherfucker.

You think you're funny, bitch?

You all right?

This is 126. Transporting prisoner downtown.

10-4, 126.

Your time is 11:37.

Roger that.

Saint Francis.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

I guess you think you're pretty funny, huh,

sucker-punching my partner?

Huh?

Man, if you didn't have a gun,

I would kick your fucking ass.

Get the fuck out here.

♪ Sunday morning service ♪

♪ Used to make me nervous ♪

♪ Preachers sweat and shout, jumping up and down ♪

♪ Talking about the devil coming round ♪

♪ Aw, time will only tell ♪

♪ On a creek between heaven and hell ♪

♪ Yep ♪

Fucker. Shit.

Ma'am, ma'am, turn around.

You need to sit down and be quiet.

Hey. You need to be talking to me.

I hear you. I hear you.

Not the Spanish, fat-ass lady.

You need to be talking to me.

Thank you very much.

I've had enough, all right?

Put your hand down there, all right?

All right. Don't worry. I got it taken care of.

Let's go. Let's go, ok?

What are you doing over here?

Don't fucking eyeball me!

Don't you fucking eyeball me!

What the fuck is this?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I'm not talking to you anymore.

I can't fucking talk to him!

Toby, Toby.

♪ ...a friend to everyone ♪

♪ That's the truth, man ♪

♪ You can't be a friend to everyone ♪

♪ Mmm ♪

♪ Loo da da doy da doy loo da da doy... ♪

See that dog?

Jesus, man. So many strays in this town.

♪ Loo da da doy da doy loo da da doy da doy ♪

♪ Loo da da doy doy oom doy oom doy oom... ♪

Hey! I need something on my muffin!

♪ Loo da da doy da doy loo da da doy da doy ♪

♪ Loo da da doy doy oom doy oom doy oom ♪

♪ Loo da da doy da doy loo da da doy da doy... ♪

Fucker, I need something on my muffin!

♪ Doy oom doy oom... ♪

There you are.

Come on. Don't be that way.

♪ You can't be a friend to everyone ♪

All right.

Hit them hard, hit them hard,

hit them hard. Let's go.

Down. Hut!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you're gonna hit him, hit him.

Did you play?

Yeah. Some.

What position?

Quarterback.

I guess that's the only thing

I liked about high school.

God, I loved playing on that team.

Those Friday night under the light,

blue and white uniforms.

It was like there was nothing that could stop us.

I was backup, though.

Always pissed me off.

I remember the coach saying,

I don't know, I had a problem

listening to what he said

or something like that.

I really just had a problem agreeing with him.

Then I slugged him. He kicked me off the team.

Ha ha!

Oh. Look at this.

Hey, ladies,

if I have to put this chalupa down to chase you,

I will write you up,

and, crew cut, you want to pick up that soda can?

Why don't you wait until the truck stops, genius,

before you get out of it?

There you go. There you go!

Now, go get your 5 cents on it.

Pull away slowly.

There you go.

You boys know them?

Yeah. They're skipping practice.

Is that right?

Who you guys playing next?

Saint Anthony.

Saint Anthony's nothing without their fullback.

That's right. He blew his knee out

in the third quarter against Jefferson last Friday.

Oh, yeah!

That coach Thompson over there?

We got work to do. Let's go.

I want you back out there on that field.

Let's go!

Hi. Is there a problem?

Officer?

Hey, coach. No. No problem.

Just, uh, just talking to some of your boys here.

Seems that a couple of them skipped out on practice.

Yeah, I know. They're just cheating themselves

and the rest of these young men back here.

Yeah. We probably would have pulled them over

if they had managed that u-turn.

We can still go get them if you want us to.

Don't bother. I got something for them

when they get back.

Yeah, I bet.

All right. Well, we better get going,

so, um, good luck to you and your boys, all right?

Ok. Thank you, officer.

Yes?

Hi, ma'am. I'm officer Francis.

This is officer Morning.

Does Lisa Mather live here?

Yes, sir. Do-- Do you have to come in?

No, ma'am, we don't have to.

Ok. Stay here.

Hey. Could you get that Earnhardt car, the 1/8 model?

Could you find that?

Used to go for 40 bucks.

You can't touch it for 250.

About the 1/24, the little ones?

Plastic bottom, but--

Not die-cast?

I don't know anything about it.

About what?

You're here about David, right?

Well, I don't know anything,

and I don't want to know.

Well, do you know where he is?

You mean, you don't have him?

I mean, I thought you wanted me

to testify or something.

No. He has his hearing today.

We're just trying to locate him.

Ma'am, it's all right.

You don't understand.

He's watching me all the time.

I mean, could you come inside at least?

That would be a worse idea.

Going inside would be worse.

Well, can you just go, then?

Lisa? Shut up, mom!

No, no. Listen. It's important.

You just can't help me right now.

He's an animal. The man is the devil.

Good-bye! Lisa!

Come on.

♪ Sounds so wrong ♪

♪ But I need to fake the will to get along ♪

♪ Feels all right ♪

♪ When I drink to blur the day into the night ♪

♪ In blustery nights and through the rain ♪

♪ It's all alone ♪

♪ That I sing this anguish to you... ♪

What's wrong with you, you bastard?

What have you done to my house?

What the hell have you done to my house?

You bastard!

♪ I'm still the same ♪

♪ Raise up, girl, and be glad... ♪

I ain't done yet.

You're done. Get going. Go on.

Get going. Hey, get.

Sorry about that.

♪ Sounds so wrong ♪

♪ But I need to fake the will... ♪

Spit it up! Spit it up!

All the pressure.

All I have is just gum.

He says it's gum.

Shut up!

♪ But I need to fake the will to get along ♪

What the fuck are you laughing at? Hey.

Come on, Morning.

Third date, she goes to shake my hand.

I mean, kissing this girl's cheek

is like getting to third base.

I says, "look. I'm good at two things.

"The second thing is arresting people,

"so if you want some of that, bring it on,

"but if you want me to dump my emotions out on a silver platter,

you took the wrong goddamn exit."

Hell, Morning. She actually got offended by that?

Fat cop.

Man, that probably wasn't even what she was asking for.

No. Look. It's my experience

that women want something dangerous for a little while,

but just a little while, and that's ok by me,

but-- Well, let me ask you a question.

So your ex-wife, she just stopped talking, am I right?

No. It's a little more complicated than that.

Yeah. See? Complicated.

That's-- That's why all my relationships are strictly occasional.

I mean, I still-- look. I still-- I had

some great times in my marriage.

Yeah.

I did. I don't regret much of it at all.

Was it worth getting hosed in a divorce?

That's not my point, though, Morning.

41-20 and 41-50.

I got a second call at that location.

This one came as a 10--

You gonna meet up at the lunch club?

Nah.

Further I get away from this job, the better.

I'm roasting in here.

What's fucking wrong with you?

He's cooked now.

Fucking asshole cops!

Turn this fucking heat off!

You're fucking killing me in here!

Supposed to crack the window or something.

It's the law, ain't it?

That law's only for dogs, Toby.

Get out.

You know what, man? You're fucking crazy.

Why don't you arrest me, man?

Why don't you just take me in or something?

You're not under arrest, Toby.

You can go.

Yeah? Don't you want to keep me

in the fucking oven for an hour?

Go on. Get.

Take these cuffs off.

Ain't gonna happen, Toby. Now run!

But I can't.

What the fuck are you looking at?

I'll give you a count, Toby.

Morning, come on.

Cop can't shoot someone in the back,

so your best bet is to run.

Shit!

Why don't you just uncuff him, all right?

I will. Always comes back for his hat.

Ow!

Goddamn cops.

I better go get him.

I'll do it.

Shit.

Aw, man, I know you didn't bring

the fucking cops here.

No. It's nothing like that.

I got picked up again. They let me go.

In handcuffs?

Yeah. Listen. Just let me in, will you?

Wait, wait, wait. What do you want?

I need you to help me with these goddamn things.

Bud, I ain't letting you in. Are you crazy?

Look. I already told you.

It's nothing. This fucking cop

likes to do this kind of shit.

He gets off on it, all right?

Just let me in.

Look. I don't know what to tell you.

You need to get out of here

before you cause a scene.

Ronald, come on. Come on, Ronald.

Ronald, open this fucking door. Ronald!

Fuck!

Lone star?

Hi.

Hello.

Sucks. All right.

Gonna be a great party.

Party down. Party hard.

Hope there's some bitches there.

I need some smokes, too, babe.

Uh, westmoreland in the box.

$12.75.

You want to go party with us?

Good party, baby, rocking party. Huh?

Good time.

Ok, guys. I have $11.70 here.

Come on. You sure you counted that right, sweetheart?

Come up with the rest of the money

or put something back.

Hey. Give us a break.

Our blood alcohol is dangerously low.

$11.70. Get out of here.

Damn. That shit's expensive.

Eh, that dollar's mine.

Thank you.

Bitch.

Thought you handled that real well.

Thank you.

They were really drunk.

It's Jessica, right?

Do I know you?

Um, no. Not really. We did meet once.

I'm Francis, rob Francis.

I don't-- I'm sorry.

I don't remember.

No reason to, I guess.

Me and my partner, we drive-- We drive by here a lot.

I'm a-- I'm a police officer.

Oh!

Well, see, that's why

because all you guys look the same in uniform.

I was-- It was a joke.

Kidding. I'm sorry.

Well, hey, I guess you're right.

I guess it's hard to see past the badge sometimes.

Yeah.

Oh.

Thank you.

So you live around here?

Uh, yeah. No.

I just, um, I was just driving home,

so I stopped by.

Thanks for the milk.

Anytime.

Take care.

You, too.

Ma, this is nothing. Please.

No. You belong to the law now.

I don't want you here.

Ma, he let me go.

Toby, what do you mean? Look at this.

Oh, ma!

Don't you see it's all coming back on you now, mijo?

Yo! Stop bringing up that shit, all right?

Toby, don't you see your dad's looking down on you right now?

He's looking at all of this.

What do you think he's saying about all of this?

Ma, he split. He's gone.

He's not dead. He left. He took off.

What is the matter with you?

Toby, look. You don't understand--

Just tell me where the goddamn saw is,

and I'll fucking leave!

Don't say that.

Ay!

Don't start crying, ma. Don't start.

Ay, Toby, mijo, please.

I can't take you when you start this shit!

I get this call the other day, a theft in progress.

So I notice this lady walking kind of strange, and she's pregnant.

She's really big, right?

She's, like, walking kind of funny like this, right?

She's got a TV strapped against her legs.

That's funny stuff, Jake.

Well, yeah. Check this out.

Instead of dropping the baby,

she drops a 19-inch Magnavox color TV.

Fat cop.

Told that joke, like, 3 weeks ago.

Ooh. There she is.

Ha ha ha!

Remember we zapped that old fucker with the brick?

We zapped, huh? You zapped.

I zapped? She got pissed off.

She got pissed off at the both of us.

Yeah. I know.

You know, I saw her last night.

You saw her last night? No shit.

What happened?

Well, I mean, we just talked.

I saw her-- I saw her at the food mart.

You just talked to her?

So you just saw her over...

All right. All right.

She interested?

I don't know, you know?

I can never tell those things.

Nah. She's interested.

Believe me. They're all interested.

It's the job.

They all think we got these cool stories to tell.

They want us to be their knights in shining armor.

Maybe. Maybe they want someone

who's not a cop 24/7, though.

Forget it. You are a cop.

Sooner or later, they realize

all the crap you got to deal with every day.

Then they're not so interested anymore.

I don't know, Morning.

I mean, I used to-- I used to bring my job home every night.

I don't want to fuck up again.

You're thinking too much, partner.

There you are, fellas. Thank you.

Thank you, Jean.

You complain too much.

Ok. Oh. That's two.

It's good for you. Try it.

Excuse me, officers.

Sir, I'd like to make a citizen's arrest.

Wen, shut the fuck up, man.

Put you in the back of the patrol car.

Read you your rights.

Ha ha ha!

Make a citizen's arrest, huh?

What's your problem?

I was drinking that.

Ha ha ha!

Here we go.

Put you away for a long time.

Can I get a 10-3 out here?

10-4. 2168...

What's the problem, boys?

It's nothing, officer.

We'll be quiet. I'm sorry.

What's the matter with him?

Nothing.

Was I talking to you?

Hmm?

Something funny?

It's-- It's nothing, sir.

I'm sorry.

Is that your truck out there

with the mattress sticking out the back?

Uh, yes, sir.

Why don't you follow me outside?

Go ahead.

10-36 at the men's warehouse parking lot,

2301 northwest of 14th.

10-4.

Your license, let's see it.

Come on.

Uh, I took care of that other thing

a while back already.

Yeah, but you ain't got no license.

What?

Your license. You ain't go no license.

What the fuck?

If I catch you driving this vehicle without a license,

you're gonna get a spanking, all right?

I'm gonna send you home to your mama and papa.

Go on. Get.

Ha ha ha!

That's funny.

It's a goddamn laugh riot.

I'm telling you, man. I got up on that.

It was fucked.

Hey, foolio. Yeah, you. Come here.

Aw, man.

What's up, man?

What's the hizz-naps? How's it going?

It's all right. It's all right.

Hey, listen. You know Toby Perez,

kid who hangs around here sometimes?

Junkie with the greasy hair?

Did I say he was a junkie?

You seen him around?

I don't even know, man.

"I don't even know, man."

What is that supposed to mean,

"I don't even know, man"?

You either have, or you haven't.

This is bullshit!

You don't have to tell that cop anything.

Is that right, 'n synch?

You got a permit for that open container?

Hey, man, is this gonna take long?

Because I really got to piss, man.

Grab some fence.

Huh? You carrying something?

Fuck.

Fuck.

♪ Mmm ♪

♪ In a grassy sea ♪

♪ Between the weeds and a vacant lot ♪

♪ Roaming aimlessly ♪

♪ Driving round till the blue night drops ♪

♪ The devilish verve of the age ♪

♪ Is like a man with a staple gun ♪

♪ In a blackout raging ♪

♪ Brownish hours to awaken from ♪

Stand by, 126.

10-4.

No fucking way.

Hodge found it.

What the hell? Hodge found this?

Yep.

Where'd he get this?

I don't know.

Go ahead and keep it.

What?

What the hell am I gonna do with it?

126, you have a hit.

Texas license Edward-Alpha-5-7-6-7 reported stolen.

Stolen, stolen.

10-4.

Get your hands up on the wheel.

Get your hands where I can see them!

Keep your goddamn hands where I can see them.

Don't you fucking move them.

Get out of the car, Mather.

Get out of the fucking car.

With your left hand, slowly open the door.

Keep your hands where I can see them.

Let me see your hands, Mather.

Get them up.

Get them up in the air, man.

Get down on the ground!

Flat down on the ground!

Out of the car, Mather.

I'm not gonna ask you again.

Hands up.

Aah!

Stop moving, goddamn it!

Aah!

What's going on?

He's got my gun! Get down!

Get out of the way!

Get out of the way!

He's got my gun, Morning.

126, your 10-11 is in route.

Morning, voice-over: How'd he get your gun?

I don't know, man.

It went down so fast.

All right. Next time we see him,

we shoot him on sight, no questions asked.

Last seen headed west off South Flores and Franklin.

I'll talk to him.

Hey, Joe.

We lost the motherfucker.

Uh, howdy, ma'am.

I'm looking for Toby Perez.

Ma'am?

¿Si?

Are you Toby's mom? You Mrs. Perez?

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Well, have you seen Toby around?

Toby's dead.

He died yesterday.

No, ma'am.

That-- That's not possible that--

Yes.

He was no good.

Wait. How--

Hey. Partner.

What the fuck's she talking about?

Maybe, uh...

Maybe it's...

It's been reported.

The fucker's running around with my cuffs on.

You know, they can't trace them back to you.

You bought those yourself, right?

I know. I just... I just like them cuffs.

I'll go around back.

126, 184, gunman last seen...

Which way?

¿Donde? ¿donde?

This is 184.

We're 10-6 at building 3.

10-4, 184.

Hey.

Hey, buddy.

You all right?

Drop the gun, ok? Just drop it.

All right, look. I'm gonna put mine away,

back in my holster, all right?

You don't want to do this, believe me.

All right?

All right, come on. I know you're scared,

but don't do something dumb.

This is 184. All clear in building 3.

10-4, 184. 126, what's your 20?

Fuck!

126, do you read?

733, I'm confirming that 10-71 at vine and bargas,

possible hit-and-run. No other details.

Officers on the scene?

Negative.

Can we just hold off?

What?

Let's just wait for another unit, ok?

We're right there.

733, we've got E.M.S. En route.

You coming?

Yeah, in a minute.

Huh?

It's a goddamn Fender bender.

Don't get too comfortable.

This is 133. We're going 10-21.

10-4, 133. Make it a quick one.

Huh?

So where were you hit?

Jesus. What part-- What part of your truck was hit?

Oh, uh, my side. The driver's side.

Listen, do you think that you could start it for me

so I can take it to the stop 'n wash?

Carol, I can take a look, but we're the police, ok?

We're not triple-A. I'll try to help out, but--

I'm just asking you to stop being a cop for, like, two minutes

and help me out.

Is that such a big deal?

Mister?

Carol?

Carol?

Morning.

Jesus, man, you got to see this.

Morning, you see that woman?

What the hell is that?

Carol? Morning!

Don't move her!

Carol. Carol.

The ambulance is coming.

Carol, look at me.

I said don't move her!

Morning, she's dying!

Hey. Look at me.

There's people coming. There's people coming.

I want you to pull it together,

all right?

All right? Go for a walk.

Take a look at the truck.

Francis, voice over: I'm-- I'm-- I'm fucking up.

I'm fucking everything up.

No, no. Look, you're just in a slump.

You'll snap out of it.

I'm telling you, it's not a slump.

I'm gonna quit. You know why?

Because I'm a shitty fucking cop.

I'm a shitty cop.

And I'm-- I'm gonna quit.

You're not a shitty cop, and you're not gonna quit.

Huh.

You're a good cop.

Ok, tell me, why am I--

here you go.

Thank you. Why am I a good cop?

Huh? No, no, seriously. Look.

Just since I've known you,

I've been beat up,

I've been shot at because I didn't follow proper procedure,

and then I get my gun stolen,

and then this woman dies right in front of me

because I'm not paying her any goddamn attention.

She would have died anyway.

Yeah, maybe, but I don't smoke,

and I'm divorced, and I'm getting piss-drunk

in a two-bit joint.

Hey, first of all, this is not a two-bit joint.

This is a respectable establishment.

"B"...Well, I don't have a "B,"

but "C," you are a good cop.

Why? Why am I a good cop?

You're good with people.

So what? I'm good with people.

Well, I'm shitty with people.

The problem with people is,

you say something, they say something back.

That just pisses me off.

But you, you're-- You're patient.

You treat them well. You talk to them.

You seem to respect them.

I can't get through to anybody.

I can't get through to this kid. I--

You're a good cop.

Don't ever doubt that.

And, uh, if you quit,

it would be a disservice to the department.

You ok with that?

I guess.

Could you bring him his beer, rose?

Could you put a nipple on it for him?

Is it rose or roseanne?

Rosalinda.

Rosalinda.

Well, rosalinda,

how would you feel about a little table dance?

I'm just fucking with you.

Respond to a 10-58 silent alarm

at the food mart on South Flores and Pyron street.

I'll go around the back.

Jessica, what happened?

Are you ok?

Jessica. Jessica.

What happened to him?

He-- He, um...

He wouldn't open the door of the fridge for the--

This man rammed his head through it.

Is he still here?

Jessica, look at me.

Look at me!

Aah!

There you go. Beer on a Sunday.

So where's the Busch beer, huh?

Aah! Aah!

Morning, he's coming out back.

Shots fired at the food mart

on South Pyron and Flores.

Jessica, don't move, ok?

Respond to a 10-50, shots fired

at the foot mart on South Flores and Pyron.

That's South Flores.

Morning, what happened?

I capped him, man. He ran right through here.

Where the hell is he?

You see him?

Yeah.

Where the hell is he?

Uh...

Morning, what the fuck?

Jesus.

Hey, you all right, partner?

Yeah. Yeah.

This is 133. We're en route.

10-4, 133.

This is 126, corner of South Flores and Pyron.

We've got one man down. Start E.M.S.

I want a full report in the morning.

Yup.

Go home.

Ok. Thanks, sarge.

Want someone to look at that?

Uh-uh. I-- I bit my tongue

when he scared me.

Yeah.

Watch your back.

You all right?

Mm-hmm.

Thanks.

This is 257.

E.M.S. Is just loading up now.

I'm rob, by the way.

I don't know if you remember.

I know.

Just like mama used to make.

Come on now. Come on now.

You're missing the party.

Oh, look at the mess I made.

Look at the mess I made.

You guys are gonna have to come out here and clean that up.

Who the fuck is that?

Just want some goddamn hospitality.

Come on.

I can hear you in there.

Oh, no!

I can hear you assholes in there.

It's that fucking cop!

Come on. Get out here.

Calm down, man. If they had a warrant, they'd be in here already.

You guys want to play?

I'll play.

You don't know, man. He's nuts.

The guy's fucking crazy. Look at this shit!

Get out here.

Relax, man. Chill out.

I just want some goddamn hospitality!

I know what you dudes are about. You're a goddamn cop.

Victor, shut it. Shut it.

Goddamn it! Come on out.

Come on out. Come on out!

Come on out! Come on out!

Come on out!

Fuck! He's gonna fucking kill me, man!

Morning.

Come on out! Come on out, motherfucker!

Come on out here, goddamn it! Come on out here!

Ted. Come on, man. Give it a rest.

Ted.

Toby?

Fuck! Fuck!

Is that you?

Fuck!

Toby, come on out!

Come on out here, Toby.

Come on out and talk to me.

Hey, Toby.

Francis, voice-over: I can imagine a lot of things that happened that day.

I can imagine Morning, so glad he found Toby

but never seeing what he had become or understanding why.

And I can imagine Toby standing in that doorway,

the anger finally drained out of him...

Maybe for the first time in his life

feeling something close to an accomplishment.

I can imagine all that happened...

Before those 6 blue-tipped slugs shot through him.

I know there was nothing I could have said or done

to change who Morning was.

But I can imagine a lot of ways to change what happened that day.

Still, every time that door swings open,

Toby's standing there.

♪ You don't care ♪

♪ At all ♪

♪ Flower of darkness ♪

♪ Blossoms by my window ♪

♪ And the moon sees ♪

♪ With a baleful eye ♪

♪ When you're dancing ♪

♪ You give your love to strangers ♪

♪ You just laugh in my face... ♪

Francis, voice-over: Most people hate cops.

It's a fact, but it's not true.

When things go bad, we're the ones you call.

We show up and we arrest people

because, as a friend once said, "we're cops. That's what we do."

But it's also our job to make things better,

to chase away the shadows.

I guess sometimes the shadows we chase are our own.

I don't think you know what she's doing,

what's been going on here, what she's been doing in my house.

Hey, Victor.

Hey.

What the hell are we gonna do?

This woman over here says he's been beating on her for years.

Can I talk to you, man?

Can I just have a second?

Maybe you can make some sense out of this, because--

Hey, Victor, Victor? Shut up.

Randy, that's Carla. What I want you to do is,

I want you to walk over there,

handcuff her, bring her to the back seat.

What?

What about him?

He'll just have to do without his girlfriend tonight.

No, no. What are you doing?

What are you saying, man?

Hey, that ain't right, brother.

Shut up.

♪ But you don't care at all ♪

♪ No ♪

♪ You don't care at all ♪

Here you go.

♪ Sounds so wrong, but I need to fake the will to get along ♪

♪ Feels all right when I drink to blur the day into the night ♪

♪ Through the blustery nights ♪

♪ And through the rain ♪

♪ It's all alone ♪

♪ That I am singing this anguish to you ♪

♪ And you're to blame ♪

♪ I'm still the same ♪

♪ I'm still the same ♪

♪ Sounds so wrong, but I need to fake the will to get along ♪

♪ Feels all right when I drink to blur the day into the night ♪

♪ It's lovely out ♪

♪ And in the room ♪

♪ It's into bloom ♪

♪ That I am cold so fly for me ♪

♪ And I'm to blame ♪

♪ You're still the same ♪

♪ You're still the same ♪

♪ Raise up, girl, and be glad you were not born a man ♪

♪ Love him, girl, and be glad you were not born a man ♪

♪ Sounds so wrong, but I need to fake the will to get along ♪

♪ Sounds so wrong, but I need to fake the will to get along ♪

♪ And like a star ♪

♪ That I have chose ♪

♪ To stand for me ♪

♪ But I am placed far out in the sky ♪

♪ The sky's the same, the moon's to blame ♪

♪ The moon's to blame ♪

♪ Raise up, girl, and be glad you were not born a man ♪

♪ Love a man and be glad you were not born a cop ♪

♪ Sounds so wrong, but I need to fake the will to get along ♪

♪ Sounds so wrong, but I need to fake the will to get along ♪

♪ Sounds so wrong, but I need to fake the will to get along ♪

♪ Sounds so wrong, but I need to fake the will to get along ♪