All language subtitles for Double Harness (1933) William Powell

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I designed that Bridal number myself is

very and if I do say so it's what I call

lush your fiance may have fallen in love

with you for your singing voice or your

kindness to dogs but when he sees you

come down the aisle in that you know

you've got sex appeal to all right Bruno

if you'll guarantee that I'll take it

how do you like jelly now depends on the

price how much do you dare ask for that

Bruno why don't you let your father

worry about that Monsieur

don't think I'm not worrying but I want

to get married once dead at least in all

the traffic thank goodness if you have

another wedding you have to do it on an

Emily you should seal the material in

that model miss Valerie I literally

tingle when I touch it what's the grand

total Bruno I find out in just one

moment miss Joan I remember Joan there's

five thousand others for you two girls

to get married on and I don't intend

that you let better you get more than

her share Oh it'll be all right if I

ever get married it'll probably be at

the City Hall a pair of slacks and a

turtleneck oh no you won't I'm not dead

broke oh I didn't mean it that way to

you I know you didn't maybe if I'd done

things a little differently now darling

everybody's broke these days and if

they're not they pretend to be now and I

don't mind a bit how can you lie like

that and look so lovely where is Val

she'll buy out this confounded face if

you don't watch her well what's that

she's trying on now here's a statement

without rain nine dresses eight sets of

underwear three wraps seven hats talking

and everything 3088 dollar oh dear now

I'll have to give up something can't you

come down some Bruno well I have cut the

price on nearly everything miss Valerie

well I might have known I couldn't have

what I wanted so I Bruno she'll take

them we'll come in for our fittings

tomorrow then the bridesmaid can come in

for theirs on Fridays look Joe only $600

I'm glad to have it not a chance my

child oh you're way over the tent

Valerie why don't you let me have my way

with you this brings Joe that's right

John why not let Bruno do you something

something snappy

let me make you something really

exciting get all your men cranes taking

notice nothing to bring out the worst in

them I suppose exactly you'll be

surprised how to lift your morale I

probably be doing your trousseau before

a long no I hope so

a few more years and I'll have to

advertise by Rodriguez eyes everything

goodbye miss Valerie good bye Bruno

Oh Bruno thank goodness you'll soon be

safely married don't you wish I would be

too known if you'd be happy my dear

you've never been the worry and

responsibility Valerie has your the

steady dependable one I wouldn't count

on that anymore darling I'm thinking of

going frivolous on you any minute mm-hmm

where's the car dad right out in front

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oh we thought you was all John thought

you're playing pool oh so did I but once

a year I have to take an interest in the

shipping business and today was the day

Oh justice are you do colonel your

father hear me prowling around your

kitchen at two o'clock this morning yeah

don't think so but if you did he

probably thought it was just good hey

all you think on this finger something

Oh goodbye father is a struck in traffic

you haven't forgotten I'm coming again

tonight you better make it seven the

part of a going to dinner I'll be there

since plenty of you and John Fletcher

got so jealous since last night he

brought me home from another Western for

dining together tonight

what is John you're running out with a

babe of the West two nights in

succession

uh-huh and if I'm as good as I think I

am there will be several more nice and

successful what about Monica Paige what

about it isn't John Fletcher ha private

dessert isn't married to her he isn't

married to anyone and never will be if

he can help it

that boy's fast on his feet when it

comes to avoiding the minister we all

slip sometimes dr. eye on him journey

seems to be favoring me with a little

flicker of interest and I've been told

that the Lord helps those who help

themselves but you're such a lazy beggar

look how he's neglected with the

shipping business his father left him

five years ago the Fletcher line was

famous now what is it

no because he he'd rather play polo than

work give me an idea father from

Monica's boyfriend mm-hmm from Monica's

little boyfriend

nothing that would jump Fletcher you

don't know he in love with you no

meaning nothing by dawn business oh not

at all what's it I was out there let's

go I've definitely made up my mind I

want to marry him

Mary why my cruise eluded sister you're

going to find out he has something

definite in mind too and it is marriage

I found that out already

chill and you go on seeing you certainly

and one of these fine nights many thinks

I've had enough champagne for dinner

you're going to suggest very casually or

very casually we may run up to his flat

by the supper after the theatre never

seen my place have you says he tottered

offhand no sister casting down her

eyelids to merely mother I said oh

please has he or to pictures of my New

York

oh so casually not meaning of thing Joan

you wouldn't I might but Joan you're my

last illusion oh well my sweet the gear

roll on on so far all the men who wanted

to marry me I haven't wanted to marry of

course if I had a talent like painting

or music or writing and be different but

I haven't oh I am really ambitious to

accomplish something so I've decided my

only chance is to marry a man with a

future make you suit your mind but how

can you even think of marrying him if

you don't love him

love Mary does nothing to do with love

prior to the business least it's a

woman's business and love is an emotion

the man looking at emotional affair with

his business and if more women would

learn not to let emotion of fear with

there's fewer of them would end up in a

divorce court meaning that's about the

smell of meat cooking but marriage is

how love would be ghastly

I mean think of it I mean how could you

possibly have you got the salt this

thank you

oh there's Jenny let me bid with you

darling I have to change my bed mama

lonely man

here's Dennis where's Valerie oh no then

it's better be right down gosh that

smells good are we going to eat here no

cooks night out I'm just fixing

something for father it'll be better

than anything you'll get at your

restaurants - oh maybe I'm marrying the

wrong sister I don't know Vera can cook

if she has to the cocktails in this will

I what you didn't think I'd say no did

you tell us wait how'd you like me

Marlys no cheap speakeasy for us tonight

with this outfit on I thought we'd go to

the club oh I was afraid of it here's

our will you take a little active

interest in these vegetables I've got a

change

come on father oops ready I'm gonna get

them children I can't allow you're

running out on us yes I've had glad to

share it and my dinner's ready

you really excuse me yes sir you know

something tells me I love you yes yes

god I love you I love you I love you

darling I love you that's John Fletcher

he's getting Jonesy gonna translate you

say it's a swell idea John Fletcher and

Jones

I wonder why someone hasn't thought of

that before someone has apparently John

Beckett no oh god I come out - I've been

in this kitchen before sure come on mr.

Blecher have a cocktail thank you

hello John how you doing John we'll be

down in a minute we don't always

entertain the kitchen but this is a

Cook's night out bring that plate Denny

we're going to the little table if you

can't join us later in the evening or

stone or atiim crowded don't expect

houses no probably where we'll go

thanks for the gardenias John I didn't

by any chance tell you that they were my

favorite flowers did I no he didn't

I just thought they were like you sort

of coolly virginal yet exquisitely

inviting I thought that all out by

myself - just a fool unless I drink

alone oh well I'm afraid you must this

is the last one I'm sure it can you be

trusted can you and drinking yes

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unlike oh what a lovely Klee made me

want to be all feminine and clingy

good I hope the effect lasts oh here

comes our car we haven't decided where

we're going

Oh anywhere is wrong as long as it isn't

too noisy and crowded I've got it why

don't we go to my place

it's quiet really rather nice you've

never seen it have you know the look is

very good and there's a balcony with a

grand view listening I know on a 10

agency go Thailand don't sound alluring

alright Freeman I love you all I think

very good sir

good night good night

of course

you would good what carefully close the

door

judge me I have I'm trained

you

you even have the moon train haven't you

oh-ho nice isn't it perfect

having drug the champagne have you

darlings no I'm not that modest

thank you

oh my don't let me fall asleep here will

you that's never happened to me yet

you're a tremendous successes women

aren't you Oh stupendous I have to fight

five or six deals a week over them

I only last q no no don't tell me I'm

excited enough for tonight

you don't act it well I should think not

you suppose I want you to think that

this is the first time in my life I have

ever had supper in a gentleman's

apartment alone at night I wouldn't be a

bit surprised if it were the first time

are you trying to insult me my good man

oh I know you must have plenty of

opportunities but I just like to believe

that I'm a bit more persuasive than the

other men you know you are I have to

admit that I'm completely enamored of

you have been for years you kept awfully

quiet about it

too much competition I knew I didn't

have a chance well now that you have

your chance I trust you'll make the most

of it well I'm trying to I don't seem to

know how to go about it

suppose I demonstrated

my flowers

this crab here's two bits

what's the jury's verdict in the case of

mr. crab immediate execution in the new

respect does that mean you want it

absolutely soul for two bits isn't that

one of your shoes well it's one of the

companies I can hardly call the mine any

longer I suppose you're just going to

let that splendid great business slide

right out of your hand why not I don't

want it he's splendid great business

it's not too many headaches these days

oh but the Fletcher line has been in

your family for so long each generation

is building up how can you bear to let

it go into the hands of strangers I'd

rather let the strangers worry I have

enough money for my modest needs oh but

you could be such a tremendous success

John if you wanted to be oh you know you

could I like my comfort I like all the

good things in life and I like a leader

to enjoy them mind you I'm not denying

that there are moments when I am rather

tempted to dash out and see the world by

the throat and set about making a great

man and the thorough nuisance of myself

then I can set up the lilies of the

field how they grow and I'm tempted no

longer after all why not be a lily when

it's so pleasant but let's talk about

you that's much more interesting alright

you know the today's an anniversary it's

just two months ago tonight

but I first called on you in your

apartment yes I wondered if you think of

it did you want me to lie or tell you

the truth oh go on lie I want to believe

it well it's no fun to I'd you John

now you you're just about the only girl

I've ever known who can stand the honest

truth you should know and honest

yourself please formatting you

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hey wouldn't you girls like a nice

bottle of three times - I'm feigning not

perfectly clear what you two do thou do

not believe you fall in love with him

because I have makes me so mad I could

hear but I thought it was to be a

business proposition no emotion

destroyed that's what I thought

so how would you girls like a glass of

beer cocktail or something my tongue is

hanging out okay no I have to run tried

to have an engagement not with John

again yes John maybe someone oughtta

look into this well maybe somebody are

you lie call them up and ask his

intentions no dear why not you might

tell you but Joe you haven't seen has my

new things oh I'll stop by in a day or

two honey or don't come down with me

I'll turn the lights on I'm getting dark

oh hey Val if your telephone rings

tonight answered yourself won't you sure

yeah of course or well I may just scrap

the whole idea goodbye you guys

mr. Fletcher's apartment oh yes mrs.

page

no I haven't forgotten mr. Fletcher

hasn't come in yet I don't know but I'll

give him your message as soon as he

comes in yes they will mrs. page goodbye

good evening Freeman heartedness goody

name is Colby it's unusually warm this

evening

Farren nearly sir any messages yes that

is no sir well make up your mind which

is it yes or no I think not an answer or

you think they were no messages

yes daddy's never well let's interest me

perhaps you mean to say that you're not

sure that it I'm sure

yes well suppose you confide in me

Freeman worth know whether or not any

messages there were yes ah what were six

telephone calls from mrs. Peyser Oh only

six yes sir

she asked if you'd call her as soon as

you came in or before but thank you very

very much

good night good night

is the lovely Monica coming into the

picture again darling yes I suddenly

lose my mind

thank you likely to not why are you

taking interest in me you mind if I ask

you a question

second not true why didn't you ever

marry Monica Paige there's never any

question of marriage between Monica and

me haven't you ever wanted to marry any

girl

well not irresistible satisfied to be a

bachelor all your life huh

Madame you're not by any chance

proposing to me or anything I am why not

you could do a lot worse I live quite a

number of accomplishments for instance

well I'm a very superior cook on an

economical house keep relied on an

excellent fuck read aloud very

pleasantly dressed quickly I'm never

late and in general I am clean sober and

industries all the wifely virtue on I

must recommend you to my bachelor

friends thank you so if that's the best

you can offer let's skip it

were you ever a Caliph of Baghdad do you

think possibly tell Michaelis have to

come to all your favorites when their

day is done the fact the bowstring the

Bosphorus oh nothing is crude is that my

dear no more gardenias perhaps i'll see

here

things are pretty nice just they are

laughing are we happy

aren't you happy dear Christ now I'm in

love

nobody's ever happy when they're in love

well I'm in love too I'm so happy I I

can't believe it

everything of wanting children sure and

I pick up the morning paper and read the

basic cause of most of the misery and

present world oppression is

overpopulation

our most profound and comprehensive

conclusion sir may I congratulate you

I'm going to get into something cool and

leave you alone so you can telephone

Monica you don't think I've got a

telephone with you and I run with an

extension do

Monica hello darling

been trying to get you for hours

don't tell me you were here all the time

no just got in Oh Johnny just a whole

gang of us are on our way to the beach

and as we were passing here I thought

I'd get you to come along

nice awfully nice of your Monica but I'm

off ik tired tonight

Oh Johnny do come I haven't seen you for

weeks

you're not very hospitable Johnny you

might at least offer me a sandwich or a

cigarette Oh

copy so I try this miss no my sweet it

isn't I'm sorry is that your subtle way

of telling me you've quite forgotten me

in the past few weeks no Monica you are

not the sort of woman a man forgets no

well I used to get gift when I called

here in the good old days before the

depression so you did well

darling you are tired aren't you why

don't you come along with us the fresh

end the drive will do you good

please Monica I hear well surprising as

it may seem I have some work to do

tonight really rather important work oh

I see

did you as I suppose yes well I must

keep you from your important work I hope

it isn't going to separate you from your

friends altogether

oh oh no as a matter of fact it's making

me some new ones men in the shipping

business great chaps you know work isn't

nearly so does I used to think it was I

can see it isn't Valerie alright you

understand right bye-bye

goodbye when the work falls you have my

number that's right bye

you don't imagine for a moment Monica

believed all that about your work videos

she might have it she hadn't seen that

hat oh my dear I am sorry also got all

about it about I'll never be any good at

intrigue ha oh it's all right

she doesn't know whose it is I'll have

to give it to the Salvation Army

tomorrow why

she'll never recognize it again that

shows how little you know about women

there is an exact mental photograph of

this hat indelibly imprinted on her

memory well I only hope she seated all

the right type for Monica wife well

Monica you loved oh one curious isn't it

are you been thinking in love of someone

and all of a sudden it's gone find

yourself completely cold tears curious

and a little bit frightening I wonder if

once that feeling goes you can never get

it there I don't think so

shall I duck I want anybody here

Oh

John is Joan herre why I was afraid to

come

I didn't believe it not you John I don't

trust you anywhere go and get dressed

well done I don't know what you proposed

I should do as you thought the obvious

cost for the gentlemen to take under the

circumstances would have suggested it

took to you before this marriage isn't

the happy solution of all problems

Colonel Joel may not care for me as a

husband I've never asked her but I don't

see why she should I don't either having

gone this far she's probably ready to

take the consequences at least may I

suggest that the decision to marry or

not to marry be left with her I don't

see how there can be any two ways about

it but if she doesn't want you I shall

not try to force her to marry you quite

right may off your drinks I have a

straight whiskey

thank you

June I'm sorry father there seems to me

to be only one thing for you to do but

John suggests you may not want to marry

him I can't believe you'd give yourself

to a man you didn't love I love John

father and I'm glad that mature then of

course there's nothing to prevent the

announcement of an engagement and

marriage in the near future is a not as

John is willing journeyed out of John's

willingness

you want to mad at me Joan yes I do John

very well I have a taxi waiting John

father may I speak to John for just a

moment alone please

I wish you'd answer

I can promise you one thing John I'll do

my level best to make you a very good

wife about all I can promise is that

I'll probably make you a very bad

husband maybe that's more than I deserve

well I'll come around see you tomorrow

and we'll discuss the details all right

dear

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cuz i januar

take care my big sister won't you say

what about your big sister taking care

of me

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you see I've been a bachelor all my life

because I realized if you can't anchor

romance

you can't tie it up like a boat to a

dock so as you try something happens to

it

all of a sudden like that it's gone why

didn't you refuse to marry me John you

could have you know why should I what

divorce are simple but how could you be

sure that I'd agree to give you one I

assume that your sportsmanship would at

least be equal to mine how soon would

you like to have it what your

convenience my dear I don't suppose you

want to go honor this any longer that's

necessary what six months be too long

no sex much will be fine well you want

to go me no status anywhere yeah

doesn't matter

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oh the morning della good morning mrs.

Fletcher your father's on the telephone

oh thanks hello father never better how

are you oh good look did you talk to our

friend the Postmaster General well all

that splendid but I can call him up and

ask him to have dinner with us tonight

Connor Oh fine will you come - of course

uh-huh was that only nine holes now huh

right on

how do you like married life Raymond I

like it I'm glad you did it or you are

yes why well life is much simpler for me

sir these dude has been so far I wasn't

aware that your life with me had been a

soul complicated for him the life of any

excuse me sir lively young bachelor in

your position is likely to be

complicating for his mentor yes I

suppose that soul you don't think you

will miss all those are complications

Freeman no sir besides marriage is good

discipline sir makes a man their selfie

well if you think so highly of it why

don't you try it oh it's not for me sir

I need to be more selfies you may as

well understand the premium but even

though I am no longer a lively young

bachelor I haven't given up all my

bachelor privileges life may not be as

simple for you as you seem to hope is

that clear yes now you may bring me

another piece of toast yes until the

cook but for the first time in my life

I'm getting toast just the way I like it

yes mrs. Fletcher showed him how to

prepare it I suppose mrs. Fletcher also

showed him how to prepare the Indian

curry we had for dinner last night I

believe she did sir

good morning oh no and you breakfast

yes thanks how is my room I know you'd

rather have breakfast alone mind if I

have a cup of coffee with you

why don't you have some fresh coffee

dreaming yes means thank you thanks and

a pot of hot water Freeman did you cut

you too strong no it's perfect

how about one of you thank you huh

what's the old form nothing I uh I was

reading a new recipe for but tomorrow

surprise your um your meeting lasted

quite late last night doesn't it yes it

was a after midnight when I got in your

directors show a gleam of intelligence

no things that's as bad as ever huh

terrible couldn't be worse if I've been

running the business for the past five

years I have an idea that might help I

don't know have I ever told you that

father and the new Postmaster General

are old cronies I don't believe so

well they are mr. Lane is in town just

now and father and I wondered if maybe

he might be persuaded to give you the

government mail contracts that would

help son wouldn't it would it be a

lifesaver well that's what I thought so

I invited him to dine with us tonight

and he said he'd come see that's great

John a fair-haired with a little

business genius I'd be it you could pull

that over oh you'll have to put it over

all I can do is to get in here and

father's told him what wonders you've

already done with such a line you and

pilot your confounded nagging you

realize I can't play decent game of polo

anymore you know your brother-in-law

will have to tar out of me at golf last

Saturday because I'm all out of practice

I don't do anything but work yes and

your manager says that you're enjoying

it hi I'm sure I am I'm getting a kick

finding out that these financial wizards

I've always been so in awe of mostly a

bunch of schoolboys outwardly strutting

their stuff and inwardly scared stiff

yes and you're finding out that you have

a better business head than any of them

and a more intelligent grasp of modern

conditions

oh you could be a leader

John if you wanted to little woman's

fate Spurs husband on two big things Oh

preciate my fine fellow just hope I

didn't mean to be touchy you really done

something for me Joel and getting me to

work don't think I don't know it I may

hate it sometimes but I appreciate it

too well after all I guess it's none of

my business

well why isn't it your income will be

considerably affected you seem to forget

that your business will have nothing to

do with my income very shortly well you

are

alimony then you think I'd take it do

you think that's why I married you

no don't you'll be touching it well I

got a - hello where is anybody oh my go

in here hello John well hello dear I've

got to go she's in here

Thanks excuse me Parvati won't you of

course why why did I wear aren't you out

pretty early yes well come on up with me

while I change

what's the trouble oh I'm in another

mess with Dennis bye bill yes we never

fight about anything else

how much okay $1,000 oh wow

oh you can't possibly all that much why

I paid everything all for you only only

two months ago

not everything I didn't tell you

everything

John I hate to ask you but I've got to

get that money somehow but I haven't got

any more money of my own to kill you

well I just can't let you have any of

John what y'all never miss it

everybody said he's putting the Fletcher

line back home last well here's what he

isn't making any money get it on using

live cars at the door mr. Spector oh

thank you for me you mean you won't help

me but I can't do I'm giving you more

than I should already but you've got to

if you don't what am I going to do why

don't you tell Venice no no I can't tell

Dennis he'd leave me he told me the last

time if I ever did it again he'd leave

me all done it doesn't mean that darling

he loves you he did once but you don't

know what a lot of bills can do to love

you're going downtown yes I'll go with

you what's the money for Valerie oh you

know clothes and things

Dennis doesn't understand that a woman

has to look decent do you want me to

talk to Dennis for you well you do and

I'll poison you what are you going to do

I don't know I've got to think I'm I

despise the hairdresser's with you if

you don't mind I tell you what I'll do

I'll see how much I can raise on

mother's ring Oh June would you you

don't happen to know of a good reliable

pawn shop do you know but I'll find one

where you having lunch at the rendezvous

without on the western Montana no only

doesn't approve of me and defense boy my

whole life side

I'm lunching with Farley Drake Farley

drain the salary up to tone nothing

Farley and Jennifer great friend Marty

you'd be very foolish to give her any

more money

I'm afraid Dennis really will leave her

if she doesn't cut out from their

extravagances but let him do them both

good no husband and wife can settle down

to a civilized companionship until they

fought - two or three good separation

might rather be about money than lovin

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what do we do about that pretend not to

see them they'll probably see us because

we might hide our head to the ball the

only pixel I stole you know this isn't

the first time they admit since she got

back

meaning what do meaning that in my nasty

evil mind I think Monica pages again

going after your husband she may get him

madam to warn him I'm mad about him

trying to hand him over easy to that I'm

getting a divorce from in a month or two

what for if you're mad about him if I

have to compete with that siren I want

it to be on equal terms but Johnny

you've only got one life and you were

such a dear Playboy you'll find others

don't you think I've tried absent your

marriage I hate like the juice to admit

it but there isn't anybody else in the

world like you young you're sweet Monica

come on let's let's get out of here huh

check please

I wonder if she'll be a successful

within this time she once was

who can tell men are so flattered when a

good little woman yearns over them I

know my girl meet me at the door with

you I'm going to start by a secret go

ahead

you look ravishing hello there hello

mrs. page I'll call you just as I was

leaving I wanted to invite him to space

to come and spend the weekend of the

13th for this I'm at the ranch when

you're coming to stage I'm only having

six or eight people in you know most of

them I'd love to thank so much that's

fine

yeah well won't you sit down John oh

thank you no I don't know Weston's

waiting for me

I'm so glad you've come to see John will

tell you how to get there and everything

oh I know the way to John is read oh yes

of course you do mr. your Friday nights

they do come in time for dinner

Thanks oh excuse me Monica I'll show you

the car John oh thank you no Alan and I

are walking down a magnet by mine

goodbye dear

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he's a very clever woman Johnny

she is why do you marry they answer that

quite obvious that you don't love her

well really Monica I think I'm the best

judge of that

I suppose you know it's common gossip

that you married with your money

it's about as true as most common gossip

Johnny

you remember the last time we were

together in this place no I don't think

I do exactly you don't dare without me

man I wonder if I did Oh Johnny are you

ditching me completely you little

racketeer will you kindly remember that

I'm married

thank you forget it even for a little

while I don't want it now I've had a

suspicion for some time I've been a bit

of a son I've just been waiting for

something to confirm that suspicions

it's been confirmed I think it hurt my

knee

no by my wife

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Farley you're a successful venom seer

and I've got to make some money could

you tell me how to go about it how much

have you got to make a thousand dollars

well why don't I let you have it I will

you know any string actually naturally

when shall I send it mr. Fletcher I'll

take it

yes mr. Fletcher did you find that

pawnshop all right yes there are very

pleasant looks like a bank

I can only get $500 on it but I thought

that was better than nothing

that ring was worth a lot more than

$1,000 what good 500 do me it won't pay

everybody but at least it'll keep them

quiet till you can get caught up but I

can't tell them I can only pay half so

darn humiliating well that's the last I

can give you Valerie I mean it I'll

never ask for any more so I can never

get out of this Jam only breaks coming

to dinner tonight isn't B yeah he'd like

to make love to me would you like to

have him no oh my gosh look at the time

I've got to take off if I expect to be

back here for eight o'clock dinner is

the Postmaster General Micro help you

get your jet pack

well it would be nice if you weren't

late alright thanks for the five oh well

don't say anything about the new dress

I'm wearing tonight

I'm hoping Dennis won't notice it oh

well uh no chance John upstairs yes

you're done here coming your dinner

tonight aren't you yes good Oh John yeah

could I talk to you a minute

sure serious business oh very serious

business I won't ask you a favor

I caught what is it I hate asking you

but I'm gonna awful miss well I'm sorry

to hear that Val what's the trouble well

ever since Danny and I were married his

business has been getting worse and

worse

you know how businesses are these days

don't I

well Denny's is the worst of any and

he's lost a lot in some bank failure the

bills have just kept piling up enough

and for the last three months I've been

using the mone to pay them I have you

told Danny about this no he's nearly

crazy with financial worries as it is

and I just can't tell him I haven't paid

the rent

the landlord's going to put

out oh he's threatening that uh how much

do you need $1,000 I know it's a lot

John Brad pay it back I swear I will

just as soon as I can

I don't get excited I'll give you a

check and all your troubles will be over

Oh John I hate asking you you don't know

what this means to me John

I've been nearly frantic for weeks

that's all right my dad

jono you're in this hole well I told her

a little about it with you're so

generous to her that she can't

understand why don't put it in if I were

you I don't think I just say anything to

her about this oh I can never thank you

enough judge Valerie give me that shake

no give it to me oh it's all right you

don't understand John did you hear me

Valerie give me that check my dear what

are you doing at 4:00 because I won't

have my sister sponging on you but she

isn't sponging my dear what it's the

first time she's ever borrowed a penny

well it isn't as last time she's forward

for me she's been doing it ever since we

were married what did you tell you the

money was for household bills rent rent

well I'm afraid you'll sign but it's for

hats and dresses and chiffon underwear

just true Val some of it's foreclosure

yes the money the suing you for is that

for clothes yes you see John she's got

herself into this mess from her own

selfish extravagance now I've told her

that I'm not going to help her any

longer this time she faced it for

herself you're a fine one to talk you

are that's true well John's right just

one thing for you to do

oh yes and what's that tell Dennis the

truth about your debts and tell him I'll

get him alone from the bank to pay them

if he hasn't it yeah Dennis tell Dennis

that's all any of you think of well I

won't tell Dennis I'm not gonna be

treated like an irresponsible child

there are plenty of men who will give me

that money and I won't have to pay it

back either oh don't be a fool Valerie

you wouldn't why not is it any worse

than you did you got yourself a nice

rich man to shell out the money on you

tricked him into marrying you which

makes it alright I said no oh no that'll

be enough of that Val well will it well

maybe you didn't know that it was a

put-up job than i father found Joan in

your apartment Valerie you're insane

what do you mean why do you think he

went to your apartment that night he

went because I sent him and I said him

because she telephone me she was there

she had it all planned beforehand to

make you come through an area that's

good she didn't just ask her is that

true John she knows it's true

you'll answer me it isn't true visit

yes John it's true

John John wait

please I've heard enough

naman

I'm glad I know

I need all the servants go shall we go

out to dinner shall I have attending

whatever you like oh darling I'm so

happy

I always thought you'd come back you did

I don't know why you care I don't either

sometimes think it's a newish trait I

inherit from my grandfather

besides I didn't like the way you were

lifted from me in the beginning

I'm awfully sorry to intrude like this

mrs. page but there was something I I

had to say to John tonight I think you

and I are better off not any further

discussion John I don't think we are a

John I don't think you understand I can

understand everything I was always

surprised that you I don't want to talk

about it certainly not here

shall we avoid any kind of a scene mrs.

Fletcher neither John nor I I don't make

scenes mrs. page I came here to tell you

something that's very important John at

least it's terribly important to me I've

admitted that I tricked you into doing

the honorable thing Johnny then you

didn't walk out on me you married her

because you had to I still see no

necessity of going over at all only this

necessity John ever since we were

married I've been deeply and bitterly

ashamed of the trick I played on you it

was a rotten thing to do and I always

knew the day would come when I'd have to

tell you so when Valerie burst out with

it this afternoon I was glad glad yes I

was I said to myself well at last he

knows you see John when I first met you

I had a searing about marriage I thought

marriage was a business especially a

woman's business and love was an emotion

unlike a man who won't allow emotion to

interfere with his business I was

determined that love should not

interfere with mine my theory might have

worked at that I think if you hadn't had

one of your own on the face of that

opposition that I let you in for it

because I was so sure that once given a

chance I could be useful to you and that

I could really help you

your theories got us on a swell spot got

me in a swell spot because you see I

fell in love with you that's really what

I came up here to tell you I couldn't

let you go out of my life believing that

I don't until is very afternoon I I

really thought I still had a chance to

win you over and and make you happy you

succeeded in making me thoroughly

unhappy if salary hadn't lost a temper

this afternoon could you have said that

I think it's only fair to tell you that

I am sailing for Europe next week and

John's coming with me Oh Oh then do you

still want to divorce John or what a

technical marriage they suit your plans

butter just well that's for lawyers to

attend to okay well

I won't reserve two compartments for New

York tomorrow on the goes now oh where

would you get them for me

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you know we're too long nor what silly

face you mean Akemi good channel I

didn't know no foot you know it it's now

everything all that bouillabaisse is all

word anyway and they can't eat now mr.

preacher isn't even here

I was told to hold everything until

further orders I had the bouillabaisse

vessel I plants with evidence

waiver hugging would be nothing but

you're getting me very tired now that

we've got a real cabinet member with us

we should make him explain inflation oh

I understand perfectly

writers are supposed to go open up

aren't they mr. secretary that's what's

supposed to happen well I feel sorry for

the poor little American dollar over in

Europe with nobody to back it up still

seems to be popular with some people Sam

hmm what does the doctor say I couldn't

get it

I like to wait for it to call don't you

think you could use one more I could use

a lot more they were in thunderous John

gone and it's my fault how could it be

your fault well Danny Sanchez don't seem

to like their own party well enough to

show up they'll be here

Betsy old schooner John's

great-grandfather stubby booth hello Joe

please forgive me for not being here in

time to greet you of course I was almost

late myself me what do you manage to

look lovelier every time I see you oh

well it does take a bit of doing I can

tell you I'm cocktail Journey oh thank

you Father

where's your glass Oliver all right here

did you see John coming Mick what none

else you gonna tell Oliver

where's this high-powered husband of

yours John I'm expecting him any minute

Elena just had to go out of town today

he really is a slave to his business do

you think you could find me another

drink

don't you think maybe you've had enough

before eating alright I'll get you one

well Freeman why don't you eat mystech

you asked me to out in a little while

cook says if we all be much longer it'll

be a past with dinners of passed already

Freeman yes when I tell Jenny you

offered me $1,000 what do you think he's

gonna do but you're not going to tell

him

sure I am let's have another drink

he should know there are other men that

will give me $1,000 even to do what you

need is a little air I've eaten so much

caviar I don't want any dinner the

doctor secretary a telephone miss

Whitten said you'd perhaps better come

home soon opted in this possible he said

there was nothing serious not to be

laugh thank you three months a minute I

think we'd better go right away you have

to wait for taxi

well faulty brakes kasha Alexei kids if

you don't a way to protected his body

would ensure our last freeman.when i

ring twice I want you to come in and

tell me that mr. Fletcher has just

telephoned from Sacramento say that he

regrets that he has missed the last

plane and he may not be able to get here

until very late now you got that yes

ma'am mr. Fletcher regrets exceedingly

regrets that he regret exceedingly mr.

Fletcher regrets exceedingly that he

missed the last train from Salman plane

from Sacramento it may not be until very

late

yes that's right make sure you've got

this mode to ring yes

the doctor just telephoned for us to

come home many sick oh my darling

nothing serious all the doctor says not

but I think we better go right away I do

hope it won't upset your dinner party oh

no not just in a party darling the

westerns are leaving sick child too late

for dinner

nuts and in that case John will have to

come to Washington oh I was just saying

John if John has to make a trip to

Washington I shall insist that he bring

you along does he have to go to wash

he will if he wants the government nail

contact does that many other transfer

getting it deny serve mrs. Fletcher at

last those are we waiting for John oh

he'll be a long father will you tell

Valerie she's them somewhere he said I

mustn't tell you Danny and I said I must

what was it he said you mustn't tell me

for goodness sake don't start hiccupping

I'm not starting I think I picked up

twice before

what's this Valerie you look drunk I am

drunk and Farley's gone without learn

Leonard where's he gone

for some reason he decided to drive in

the home himself what's the matter

Valerie you look good

I am BIG's gone - gone when he's driving

on Lenin home said he'd explain later

why why I said I was gonna tell Denny

and he said I wasn't and I slept what

was it he said you mustn't tell me I've

been trying to find out the ten minutes

I've been trying to tell you Denny but

you won't listen

Oh Dennis Oh take Valerie out in the air

what's wrong Valerie few things yes just

a little little chiselled exactly faint

she'll be quite all right really dead

you know just what to do about it

father will you please stay and take

care of things and bring them into them

as soon as she's able to stand up well

were you

shall we go in the slave

wait night I hope Valerie will be all

right

oh yes really she's quite all right as a

matter of fact I think it was just one

cocktail too many on an empty head you

saw that always there for you you mean

on an empty stomach

which is yes of course what I say well I

suppose I just know you're ignoring the

fact that my dinner party has diminished

almost to the vanishing point is

believed I hope you don't mind I haven't

had dinner alone with you for years

oh you won't need all that Drake's gone

miss Barry is watching McCall out mr.

Moore and the colonel looking after her

that leaves only two to be served mrs.

Fletcher and the Postmaster General

Wow hi I'm afraid this tender was shaded

right from the very beginning some

things are you know don't you worry idea

I intended to wait until John came but I

think you ought to know now he's going

to get the mail contact

Oh mr. Lane had so splendid Oh John will

be so happy and so am I and you can tell

him from me that it's all on account of

you and I like to put these husband's in

their places

Oh oh that is the most wonderful news

mr. Lane dawn really has great ideas for

the pleasure lines yeah I heard he had

your Paula Toby it's quite true that are

shipping suffers from some of our laws

which ought to be change but you know

Congress however I have a plan and I

hope that John feels as I do about it

oh yes I'm sure you do hi I mean of

course he will

Freeman I rang twice sorry man

Freeman but you didn't understand I said

that I rang twice oh yes man mr.

Fletcher just telephoned from Sacramento

he was exceedingly sorry mister last

plane and would be late get in here

oh what a shame John will be so

disappointed

you've got being completely sold on

John's business qualifications but what

I want to know is how is he as a husband

Oh John I'm terribly sorry said we late

like this but I I thought you missed the

last plane yes you telephone that you

had oh yes yes I did but I I got a

private one that landed me in Golden

Gate Park it's still there I think Oh

where's the policy oh we're all that's

left

don't ask me what happened everybody

because I can't remember never mind dear

you might open that box yes so what's in

it it should be a bomb oh yeah it's the

flowers you telephoned me to get for you

I want oh yes

yes so I did that's what made me leave

my dear Joan if that isn't the perfect

excuse you will never hear one you see

Sir John and I were married four months

ago today Oh John you must have been

away all those four months John

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