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They're in that same spot again.
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I've definitely found something.
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There's something going on.
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Is it ready?
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Lights on.
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Right.
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Give me the control.
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All right. Gently does it.
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I'm lifting off in-a three, two, one.
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Up she goes.
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How do you make it steady,
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stop it going up?
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Just let go of the joystick.
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Still going up.
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Yep. Just try flicking it down.
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Still going up, is it?
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Yep.
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Yeah, that's really high now.
How high is it supposed to go?
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Well, how am I supposed to
know? It's not responding.
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How do you make it come down?
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Here, let me see.
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- Can you see it?
- Only just.
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No. No, I'm losing it. It's gone.
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No... Yeah, yeah, there.
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No.
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No, I can't see it.
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Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant!
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So, that's it, is it?
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It just keeps going until it's in orbit?
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How long do the batteries last?
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20 minutes.
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I thought you said you could
fly one of these things?
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I never said that.
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Well, why did you keep letting it go up?
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I was trying everything.
It just wasn't responding.
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It just kept going up and up and up.
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Well, you can tell that
to the insurance company.
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- Why me? - Because, Paul,
you're the one I thought said
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could fly one of these things.
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Whoa!
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Did you see QI this week?
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Yeah.
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Never thought I'd say this but I
think I prefer Toksvig to Fry.
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Controversial.
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Well, don't you think she is better?
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I'm not prepared to stick
my neck out that far, mate.
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She's certainly doing a good job.
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Big shoes to fill, literally.
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Why literally?
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Stephen Fry has got big feet.
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But she doesn't literally
have to wear his shoes.
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- Well, actually, they've got
a rule. They... - Who's this?
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All right?
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- Morning.
- Metal detectors, are you?
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You could say that.
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Are you one of them?
One of the solar people.
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Tree clearance. Getting
rid of nuisance trees.
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That's quite a slogan.
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Your life must be filled with joy.
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Eh?
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Nothing. Not getting
rid of this one, though.
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Yeah, this one's going. Yeah.
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What? Why?
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What nuisance is this one causing?
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Shadow.
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One small patch?
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Yeah, you see, the sun, see,
it travels through the sky
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and that patch covers
half an acre in a day.
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That's a lot of sunlight all
wasted on a tree. See ya.
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That's depressing.
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Shouldn't we do something about it?
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Like what? Save the tree?
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Well, shouldn't we?
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I mean, we don't want
the tree to be cut down.
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- No. - So we should
probably try and save it.
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So how do you save a tree?
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Well, traditionally, you chain
yourself to it, don't you?
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One of us chains ourself to the
tree and the other one goes
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and gets the press.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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Yes, it's a bit embarrassing.
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Yeah.
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Bat box.
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What's that?
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Bat box is what we need to save that tree.
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Whack a bat box up there,
bats start roosting.
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Boom. They can't touch it.
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Yeah?
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Yeah. It's the same as
great crested newts.
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You can have a muddy puddle, essentially,
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but as soon as one of those
slippery bastards rocks up,
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it becomes a Site of
Special Scientific Interest.
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Scourge of the developer.
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All right, well, you
should get on to that, then.
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Build a bat box.
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Uh. Maybe I will.
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Oh, I wish I had a shed.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry, mate. I forgot.
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What did you do with your tools?
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Well, they're in crates
in the garage going rusty.
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What, you mean you didn't wipe
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'em down with an oily rag
before you put 'em away?
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Well, yeah, obviously.
I was being dramatic.
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Oh.
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I see.
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What you got?
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Carpet stair rod holder.
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Yeah. I've had a couple of them.
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Must have been a flight
of stairs here somewhere.
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Hello?
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Toni?
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Hi, Kate. What are you doing here?
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I don't know which is the front door.
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Come down this end.
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Oh, don't I need to say something?
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Like, to be invited on board.
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You're thinking of vampires.
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Oh.
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Ooh!
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Oops. Thanks.
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- This place is amazing.
- Thanks. It was my grandparents'.
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No way. How long have you lived on it?
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- About three years.
- And it makes my dad heave.
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He hasn't even got this far.
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He doesn't even like
looking at it from dry land.
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You know he's only ever seen the sea once.
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- He told me that.
- Don't expect beach holidays.
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I'm not expecting anything.
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I'm going to move out of my dad's flat.
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I'm going to find my own place.
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- Why? He likes you being there.
- Yeah, I know.
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That's why I've stayed so long.
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He's afraid I'm going to disappear again,
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which is I haven't told him yet.
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So why are you telling me?
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I just want you to know that I
won't be around all the time.
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I won't be in your way.
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You've never been in my
way. That's not fair, Kate.
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Don't do anything on my account,
because I don't even know
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if your dad and I are
still seeing each other.
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Please don't break up with my
dad. He thinks the world of you.
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- Kate... - He let Maggie stay
because he's a kind and decent guy.
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- Did he send you here?
- Yeah.
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He said, "Nip down and tell Toni
that I'm a kind and decent guy."
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No, of course not.
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I just felt bad because I'm the
one who let her in the flat.
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I didn't know who she was.
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Look, Kate. I... I don't
want to discuss it with you.
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Your dad and I will either
sort it out or we won't
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but I don't need advice or
character references, thanks.
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I know he's a decent guy, that's
why I'm going out with him.
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So you've not broken up?
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Shut up, please! I don't want
to talk about it with you.
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I feel like I'm back at sixth
form talking about boyfriends.
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I'm too old for this.
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All right. I'll back off.
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I've said my bit.
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I just worry about him, you know?
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I know.
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Huh! I love your ship.
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It's a boat, really.
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I love it. I'll see ya.
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Steve, can I find a safe home for this?
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What's that, a porcupine?
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Porcupine? You serious? It's a hedgehog.
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I thought hedgehogs were flat.
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The squashed, dead ones are flat.
The live ones are... spherical.
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All right, Richard Attenborough.
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It's David.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Been calling you Andy.
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Grab this for me, mate?
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Oh, sorry, mate. I'm not actually...
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Come on! It's killing me.
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Hello.
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Hey.
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What's in the crate?
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Please step away from the crate.
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Kate came to see me, did she tell you?
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To your place? What for?
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To tell me what a swell
prince of a guy you are.
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I'm not that great.
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That's what I said.
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- She come aboard?
- Yep.
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- Did she puke?
- No.
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- Turn a pallid yellow?
- No.
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Not hereditary, then.
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The reason I let Maggie stay was cos
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I don't have any feelings for her anymore.
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I could just treat her
as a guest, but with you,
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I'd want it to be just us.
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OK. That's quite sweet.
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Yeah? Shall I go on?
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See what happens.
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Well, that was it, really.
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Kate's got her own room.
She wouldn't disturb us.
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Well, that's not it, is it?
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I mean, the thing is,
would we disturb her?
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Huh?
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You know?
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Not really.
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Well, it's a question of acoustics.
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Acoustics?
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Oh, God, you know, soundproofing.
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The thought of Kate hearing any goings-on.
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Don't laugh.
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It's hard enough as it is, you
know what I mean, it's awkward.
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So what are you thinking, egg boxes?
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I was thinking egg boxes, actually,
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cos there's a stack of
'em in the warehouse.
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Big sheets of 'em.
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I... I can't tell her to
leave. I just can't do it.
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You know what?
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I think she might be ready to go
but she thinks you'll be upset.
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What makes you think that?
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She told me.
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She told me she was going to start
looking for a place of her own.
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Where? Here?
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Oh, close by. Yeah.
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Oh, well, that's... that's different.
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I mean, if she wants to,
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I mean, I just didn't want
it to come from me, but...
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I could help her to look for
a place, if it's around here,
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she doesn't have much stuff,
she doesn't need much space.
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And then what?
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You could move in, if you want.
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OK. Do you want?
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I do.
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I'm not selling my boat, though.
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You don't have to.
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I'll be able to find a tenant,
although it is very small.
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Well, you know, let's see if Kate
can find somewhere for herself
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and then you could advertise for a tenant.
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That's probably the obvious thing to do.
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Yes. Yes, I think so.
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Cheers, Ray.
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Phone!
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The thing is, there's this house.
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I found this house and I
think it could be amazing.
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- Who's that? - Da-da. - Hello?
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The thing is there's this house.
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Are you on your way back?
You on the way home?
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I found this house and I
think it could be amazing.
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Andy?
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I found this amazing place.
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- Andy? - I've found a
house. I found a house.
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Let's listen to Daddy talking to himself.
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I found this house, Becky. I found this...
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Becky, I found a house. I've...
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I've found this house and I think
it could be within our means.
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There's a lot of work to do on
it but I could do the work myself.
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In fact, I think that's what I want to do.
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The only thing is I've quit my job.
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I have to tell you at this
point, though, Becky...
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Not at this point, it's stupid.
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I have to come clean,
Becky. I quit my job.
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Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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Hello?
259
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:25,940
Anybody home?
260
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:33,730
What?
261
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,420
Hello?
262
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,020
Have a nice day?
263
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,490
And my mum knew?
264
00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:59,330
Yeah.
265
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:01,050
That doesn't make it all right.
266
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,410
- Half makes it all right.
- No, it doesn't.
267
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:06,090
You wait till you see this house.
That will make it all right.
268
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,850
- So tell me what it's like.
- No.
269
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,130
I want to know your first impression.
270
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,090
But you have to imagine what it could be,
271
00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:15,090
so don't look at the holes in
the roof or the broken window.
272
00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:16,570
So my second impression?
273
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,810
Yeah. I want to know
your second impression.
274
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,530
How can we afford a house?
275
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:22,250
It's an auction and there's no reserve,
276
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:25,010
so we just take what we've got
and bid what we can afford.
277
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,570
We haven't got anything.
278
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:27,970
We've got some savings.
279
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,650
Andy, we've got ten grand.
280
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,770
That buys a deposit on a flat,
not a three-bedroom cottage in
281
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,410
half an acre of land.
282
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:36,970
Well, if you don't try, we'll never know.
283
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,380
You're a dreamer.
284
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:42,180
You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one.
285
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:45,620
- I hope some day...
- I get it.
286
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,010
Imagine.
287
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:52,450
Oh, Andy, what have you
fallen in love with?
288
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,930
It's beautiful, isn't
it? I mean, it could be.
289
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:58,170
Who's going to do the work? You?
290
00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,410
Yeah.
291
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:02,890
- Single-handed? - Single-handed,
baby. That's what I want to do.
292
00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:04,610
I'll be a full-time hobbyist.
293
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,610
I'll take Stan to school, I'll pick him up
294
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:09,290
and in-between I'll build us a
house with roses round the door.
295
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:12,010
I haven't seen you so enthused
since we got back from Africa.
296
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,210
So, what? You'd give up archaeology?
297
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,290
Yeah. For a couple of years, I would.
298
00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:20,130
And then I'll have time to fix the
shingles, I'll have time to fix
299
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:23,690
the door, I'll have time to oil the
hinges and to mend the windows...
300
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:25,930
Shut up! I get it. Go and find Stan.
301
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,450
There could be bear
traps or a hidden well.
302
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,180
I'd pay extra for a hidden well.
303
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:16,700
Bucket it! Bucket it!
304
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,690
So, you been to an auction before?
305
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:25,300
No, I but I see 'em every day on TV.
306
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:30,170
Homes Under The Hammer, Property
Lottery, Auctions-Auctions-Auctions.
307
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,690
You got the Auctions Channel?
308
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:33,410
No.
309
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:36,650
Well, all you need is confidence.
310
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,450
Exactly.
311
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,770
So, how much cash you got?
312
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,170
About 12 grand.
313
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:46,770
Bloody hell. Well, you're going to
need more than confidence, then.
314
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,850
Here, you fancy moving on to a houseboat?
315
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,450
Well, that would be a brilliant
move with a two-year-old.
316
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,210
Toni's looking for a tenant
so she can move in with me.
317
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:59,210
- Yeah? - Hmm. So if you hear
of anyone looking for somewhere.
318
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,780
What about Kate?
319
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:06,100
Good idea. Yeah. I'll ask
her if she knows anyone.
320
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:12,970
Wait a minute! I've come
up with an even better idea.
321
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:15,290
- I am a genius.
- Go on.
322
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:19,970
Kate could move on to the narrowboat
and they could do a straight swap.
323
00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:22,930
That is a good idea. I
wish I'd thought of that.
324
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,730
Yeah. Yeah.
325
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:28,490
She doesn't get seasick like
me, doesn't have much stuff
326
00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:30,130
and she loves the boat.
327
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:32,010
Like, I say, I wish I'd thought of that.
328
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:34,050
Housing problem fixed.
329
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,410
It looks like I've come up
with the perfect solution.
330
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:40,810
Couldn't come up with a few
grand for me, could you?
331
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,900
Yeah. We just gotta
find it. A pot of gold.
332
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:46,180
We've got a week.
333
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:52,420
Oh, bollocks. We're too late.
334
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:56,010
They've sealed it off.
335
00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:57,100
Damn!
336
00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:00,810
They must have come
some time after we left.
337
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,770
If only we got here
before they put this up.
338
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,100
Ah, well. At least we tried.
339
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:08,890
Hang on.
340
00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:09,980
What?
341
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,980
There's no-one around for miles.
342
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:15,940
What you saying?
343
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,900
I don't know. It's just...
344
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:21,610
Oh, nothing, nothing.
345
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:24,210
No, go on. What are you thinking?
346
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:26,540
I reckon I could get under that tape.
347
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,330
What, you...?
348
00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:32,170
I know, you're right. It's stupid.
349
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:34,050
No.
350
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,860
No, I reckon you're on to something.
351
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:47,780
Keep watch.
352
00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:28,980
Done?
353
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,370
Felt good, didn't it, being an activist?
354
00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:43,130
We were like ninjas, environmental ninjas.
355
00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:46,180
Yeah. So, when do the bats turn up?
356
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:49,210
I don't know, tonight?
357
00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:51,530
Oh, well, you reckon
they'll move straight in?
358
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,410
I haven't really thought about it.
359
00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:56,460
I suppose it takes a while, doesn't
it, for them to find the boxes?
360
00:22:57,980 --> 00:23:01,050
Oh, here we are, look.
24-hour bat helpline.
361
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,410
Shut up, there isn't.
362
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:04,970
There bloody is, look. Bat Action Trust.
363
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:08,770
"After hours our calls are
redirected to bat volunteers."
364
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:09,860
Do it.
365
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,060
Hello. Er...
366
00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:20,010
I'm on hold.
367
00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:21,340
Busy time.
368
00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:23,700
Oh, it's ringing.
369
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,080
Ah!
370
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:31,260
Paul, turn your phone off. Paul!
371
00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:36,010
Can you switch your phone
to airplane mode, please?
372
00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:38,170
It's interfering with my Arado.
373
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:44,330
Hello? 24-hour bat
helpline. How can I help?
374
00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:45,490
Oh, yes.
375
00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:49,050
I've got a bat question for
you, uh, a bat query for you.
376
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,050
Oh, I'll certainly do my best to help.
377
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,290
What's the nature of your bat enquiry?
378
00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:56,770
Yeah. Well, basically,
we've installed a bat box.
379
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:59,060
How soon can we expect
the bats to turn up?
380
00:24:00,060 --> 00:24:03,570
Well, ideally, you want to plant
some wild flowers that will attract
381
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:05,890
the insects and invertebrates
upon which the bats feed,
382
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:09,210
or, as we like to say,
provide bed and breakfast.
383
00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:11,450
Oh, yeah, bed and breakfast.
384
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,730
Yeah, we haven't got time
for any of that, so...
385
00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:16,490
what's the quickest we
could expect them to...
386
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:18,530
What's the world record?
387
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:19,770
Can you hurry up, please?
388
00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:21,210
It's the bat phone.
389
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:23,050
Well, why has it come through to you?
390
00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:25,210
I'm further up the list than you are.
391
00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:28,010
Yep. Well, it's entirely possible
the bats may have already used
392
00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:29,490
the tree to roost.
393
00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:32,330
Look, I got a missed call.
It's supposed to be for me.
394
00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:33,420
Let me speak to him.
395
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,690
And where's this tree situated?
396
00:24:37,740 --> 00:24:39,250
Let me speak to him.
397
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,340
But that's...
398
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:44,130
Hello, there. Bat Action Trust.
399
00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:46,570
24-hour bat helpline. You're
through to Philip Peters.
400
00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:47,730
Sorry about that.
401
00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:50,010
A bit of a mix-up with
the old switchboard.
402
00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:53,340
You're now through to a
more senior member. Hello?
403
00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:58,860
Uh, nobody there.
404
00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:02,970
What? No. What?
405
00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:07,090
You're not telling us that you
two are the... the bat man.
406
00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:09,890
Oh, I see. Another hoax call, is it?
407
00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:13,890
You pull that stunt with one
of the other emergency services,
408
00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:14,980
you get arrested.
409
00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:17,250
Come on, Paul.
410
00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:18,770
No.
411
00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:19,930
Pardon?
412
00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:22,570
No, Phil. This looks real.
413
00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,570
I think these guys need our help.
414
00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:26,460
Let me see your bat credentials.
415
00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:36,660
It's genuine.
416
00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:40,130
Where's this tree?
417
00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:41,220
Back up there.
418
00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:45,250
- Could be bats there already.
- Yeah?
419
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:47,490
- Yeah. A good area for bats.
- How do we find out?
420
00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:49,900
I'll have to come back, bring my detector.
421
00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:54,290
Bat detector?
422
00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,570
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. The... the... the...
423
00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:57,740
hold on.
424
00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:01,450
Found a way we can be
useful to you, have we?
425
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,090
Oh, here we go.
426
00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:04,690
What do we get out of it?
427
00:26:04,740 --> 00:26:07,130
- What do you mean?
- You get to save a tree.
428
00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:08,530
The Bat Action Trust...
429
00:26:08,580 --> 00:26:10,690
Oh, B-A-T, I just got that.
430
00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:13,530
Oh, that's clever. Is
that another one of yours?
431
00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:17,090
The Bat Action Trust gives Paul
and I the authority to slap
432
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:20,570
a temporary preservation
order on any tree we want,
433
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:24,690
providing, of course, we both agree
that it is of special interest.
434
00:26:24,740 --> 00:26:29,780
So, I shall ask again,
what do we get out of it?
435
00:26:30,780 --> 00:26:31,820
What do you want?
436
00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:33,940
We want that field.
437
00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:41,620
Sly bastards.
438
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,130
We can't.
439
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:47,650
Oh... I couldn't stand it.
440
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:50,970
Imagine if he was to find the rest
of my hoard with his crappy Arado.
441
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:55,060
No. I'd rather nobody found it.
442
00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:58,770
Well, nobody will have a chance in a week.
443
00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:01,530
Maybe it's time to open it
up, get everybody down here,
444
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:03,530
next weekend before we lose it.
445
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,820
Oh, I don't know.
446
00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:07,820
A week to find it, mate.
447
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:10,940
Oh, I know it's there.
448
00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:13,860
Under our feet.
449
00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:18,580
Under the loamy earth, waiting for us.
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