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~ Did you hear about old Jeff Mouzel?
~ What about him? ~ Dead. ~ No. How?
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~ Fell off Beachy Head. ~ Fell off?
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~ Yeah. ~ Not jumped? ~ No.
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~ Jeez, that's unlucky. ~ I know.
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~ What was he doing there?
~ Oh, he always used to go down there.
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You know how people throw
themselves off Beachy Head?
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Well, a lot of people throw
their wedding rings off
when they're getting divorced.
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Jeff, he used to detect on
the rocks below the cliff.
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Found hundreds of them there.
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Anyway, he was on his way down and
he was wearing this massive cagoule.
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Acted like a sail, caught the wind,
blew him off the edge.
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Pity it didn't act like
a parachute on the way down.
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Well, apparently it did to a certain
extent, but not enough to save him.
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Certainly gave him enough time to
contemplate his imminent demise.
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Hang on. Something's happening.
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So Terry was right.
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Bishop didn't want us digging
cos he buried his wife down there.
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If that's the case, why did he
let us anywhere on his farm?
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~ Yeah, they're removing the remains.
~ Body bag?
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Tupperware.
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BEEPING
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~ It's still in there.
~ It's rubbish, mate. Leave it.
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It's showing the same reading as the
gold I found. I'm not leaving it.
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~ So... you were saying you were
round at Becky's mum's. ~ Yeah.
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Becky wasn't in. She'd gone out
with some bloke from work.
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~ Becky's mum told you that? ~ Yeah,
told me with glee. She hates me.
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~ Well, what bloke? ~ Gay Martin.
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Right.
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~ He doesn't sound too much of
a threat. ~ Jeez, this is deep.
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Whatever this is, it's been
in there a long time.
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So, anyway, I phoned,
left a message, nothing.
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I think I'm losing her. I think
I might have already lost her.
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Look, there, a glint of gold.
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There. Look!
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~ I saw a glint of gold there. A coin.
~ Where? ~ This side of the hole, look.
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~ Fucking pound coin. ~ No.
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Fucking pound coin.
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~ What's that doing nearly two foot
under the ground? ~ How old is it?
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~ This year's. ~ Are you kidding me?
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It's brand new.
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Right, that's it. I've had it.
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What am I even doing?
I found my gold.
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~ I don't need to be doing this any
more. ~ What do you mean? ~ I'm done.
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~ What, detecting?
~ Yeah. That was the last straw.
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~ Come on, mate.
~ No. That's it for me.
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Done.
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Andy.
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Andy!
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What about me?
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Hello, Lance. You all right?
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What's going on?
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See the sign?
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~ There's no apostrophe in bargains.
~ Pardon?
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Doesn't matter. What are you doing?
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Closing down.
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But I thought, you know, you asked
if I could lend you the rent.
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~ I didn't say I wouldn't. ~ Oh, it
was obvious you didn't want to.
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It's probably best we move to
where Tony can get a better job
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and make a new start.
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But I was going to, you know,
look into my finances
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and I think I can probably
help you out with some of it.
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Well, I need all of it
or nothing, really.
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Some of it won't help.
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~ Well, maybe if I...
~ Bloody hell, Maggie!
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~ Do you have to leave stuff
everywhere? ~ Nearly broke my neck.
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All right, Lance?
Come to lend a hand?
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I'm sending the stock
back to the warehouse.
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I can get a 50% refund
on some things.
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And then I'm putting together
gift boxes of assorted stuff.
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~ Sort of spiritual survival packs.
~ That was my idea.
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It was Tony's idea.
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Dream catcher, pack of tarot, joss
sticks, a few other bits of tat.
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~ It's not tat! ~ Sorry, not tat, crap.
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~ Tony! ~ She loves it.
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No, I don't, you bastard.
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~ Oi. ~ Ow.
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~ Want a cup of tea, Lance?
~ Yeah, go on, then.
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~ Protein shake, please.
~ Nothing for you.
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It's not a done deal yet, mate.
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Could still be a stay of execution.
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Nothing's been signed.
You could still save the shop.
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Me?
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Yeah. Come on, mate.
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Help her out. You can afford it.
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~ What do you mean? ~ You know.
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Your windfall and all that.
Your lottery win.
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Maggie told me.
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~ How did she know?
~ She told me ages ago.
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She opened up a letter by mistake,
didn't she?
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We've always known.
I thought you knew we knew.
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I didn't know you knew.
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Why do you think she's so keen
to keep you hanging around?
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Go on.
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If you help us out,
we won't have to move.
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I'm not that keen to be going,
if I'm honest,
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and you get to see her
whenever you want.
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Or have you blown all your winnings
on your collections?
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Do you take sugar, Lance?
I can't remember.
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Hiya, mate.
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If you get this, just wondering
if you're coming down the club
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for this open day thing.
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You're not serious about giving up,
are you?
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Give us a call.
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Cheers.
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What time is it?
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Quarter to four.
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~ Did you hand out the flyers,
Russell? ~ I told you I did.
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~ All of them? ~ Yes, all of them.
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~ Louise, do you want to go and
check outside? ~ Not really, Terry.
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I doubt if there's a queue of people
wondering how they get in.
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~ Maybe we should open the door.
~ That'll help.
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~ Does anyone want their face painted?
~ I'm all right, thanks.
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Hugh?
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No, thank you, Sheila.
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Russell?
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Go on, Russell. Show willing.
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~ What can you do?
~ I could make you into a black man.
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~ Black...? ~ Not really appropriate,
love.
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A Chinese man?
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Perhaps we should all get made up
as clowns.
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Come on, Russell.
Let's stay positive.
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Is this meant to be a fundraiser
or a recruitment drive?
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Well, both, really.
Primarily a fundraiser.
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Right.
How much have we raised so far?
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~ All right. Don't be facetious. ~ Mm.
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Perhaps we should charge
for the tea and coffee.
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~ Well, you've got a nerve
showing up here. ~ I know.
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~ I need to explain.
~ I'm not sure we're interested.
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~ Look, I was used. ~ Yeah, so were we.
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I thought the Antique Researchers
were the good guys.
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They told me you were the treasure
hunters, stealing their permissions.
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They were just taking the
information I was giving them
and moving into your land.
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Are you an idiot? You're not able
to spot a wanker when you see one?
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Oh, I'm quite capable of spotting
a wanker when I see one, Lance.
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~ You calling me a wanker?
~ All right, that's enough.
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~ Wanker. ~ You wanker.
~ Are you? ~ No, you are.
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That's enough!
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Look, be that as it may,
the damage has been done.
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Well, maybe I can undo
some of the damage.
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~ You've actually sold it? ~ Yep.
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Prove it.
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There.
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I thought we could go away
somewhere crap.
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You'll always hold it against me.
Whenever we argue,
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you'll bring it up and say
I made you give up metal detecting.
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Well, then, let's not argue.
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Good idea.
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Anyway, I won't.
I'm done with detecting.
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Look, I found this.
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Wow.
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~ What are you going to do with it?
~ It's yours. I want you to have it.
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Thanks.
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What am I going to do with it?
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I thought we could have it
melted down, made into a ring.
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~ Really? ~ Yeah.
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Are you asking me to...?
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You don't need to do that.
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OK, thanks.
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Well?
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Will you marry me?
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We've split up.
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OK, will you go out with me?
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~ Yeah, OK.
~ And then will you marry me?
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Yeah, OK.
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I don't believe you've really
given up detecting, though.
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I have. I promise.
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You'll keep going off for secret
detecting trips with Lance.
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~ Like Brokeback Mountain. ~ Oh, please!
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~ You'd be lost without your hobby.
~ I'll get a new hobby.
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~ Like what? ~ Golf.
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~ Right. ~ Or fishing. ~ Brilliant.
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I've come to take you home, Becks.
Please come home.
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When you say you've come
to take me home,
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how have you come to take me home?
You haven't got a car.
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Yeah... all right
if we take your car?
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~ And you can't drive. ~ No.
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All right if you drive?
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You are so gallant.
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Can I have a lift?
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My hero.
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Cheers.
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~ Have you seen Maggie? ~ Yeah.
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~ Did you give her the money? ~ No.
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She didn't even remember
if I take sugar in my tea.
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Do you?
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Course I do. It's bloody tea.
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All right.
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Oh, my God. It's Bishop.
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~ I thought he was banged up.
~ Maybe he escaped.
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Larry?
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Oh, there you are.
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Be careful, he might have
a shooter on him.
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~ I've been looking for you chaps.
~ Everything all right?
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~ Last time I saw you, you had
handcuffs on. ~ Bloody nightmare.
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~ Spent the night in the cells,
can you believe it? ~ What happened?
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They thought I'd killed someone.
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Found some bones,
thought I'd killed my wife.
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~ My wife's in Braintree, for God's
sake. ~ Whose bones were they?
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Dog bones. I mean, you'd think
you'd check, wouldn't you,
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before they started
arresting people?
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Which brings me to why I'm looking
for you.
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~ My stupid mutts have disappeared
off the face of the planet. ~ Really?
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Not a sign, hide nor hair.
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I thought I asked you chaps
to keep an eye on them.
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Ah, well, they gave us the slip,
Larry.
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Yes, well, I'm not surprised.
They're a bit of a handful.
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Keep your eyes peeled, will you?
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Oh, Larry!
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~ Everything all right with the farm?
~ Oh, they've all cleared off.
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~ Who? ~ All of them. Deserted.
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The CID left when they realised
there wasn't a murder,
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forensic boys went with them,
and then the history chaps,
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the archaeologists,
followed soon after.
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So they didn't find anything?
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No, not a sausage.
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So we're free to come and detect
on your land, then?
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Well, you are. She's not.
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~ Why not? ~ I thought you were
with the bad chaps. The rogues.
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Oh, no, that's all been
sorted now, Larry.
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~ She's made amends,
She's one of us now. ~ Oh, right.
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Oh, jolly good.
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I didn't like them. Threw them off.
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~ Wise move. ~ Mm. Didn't trust them.
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They reminded me of...
what do you call them?
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Simon and Garfunkel.
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Arseholes!
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Anyway, come along
and keep your eyes open
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for those hounds, will you?
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~ Will do. ~ Cheerio.
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Bye.
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MOBILE PHONE RINGS
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Hello, mate.
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Why, where are you?
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What is it?
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All right. See you in a bit.
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~ Can we stop off at the brewers?
~ Who's there? ~ Lance.
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~ Here we go! ~ And Sophie.
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Super!
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Lance has got something to tell me.
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~ And you've got something
to tell him. ~ What, about us?
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No, that you've given up detecting.
242
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:22,790
Oh, yeah, we don't need to... Let's
not mention that for the moment.
243
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,790
I have given up detecting
but I think he's going to be upset
244
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:30,390
~ so I want to break it to him gently.
~ I wish I knew how to quit you.
245
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,080
Shut up.
246
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,790
Sophie has grassed up the Antique
Researchers to the National Council
247
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,550
for scattering copper nails
across our site.
248
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:43,790
The DMDC have been absorbing
the disillusioned Antique Researchers
249
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:47,790
and we are now officially affiliated
with both the museum
250
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,270
and the university.
251
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:54,190
The police have left Bishop's farm,
the MoD have left Bishop's farm
252
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:57,030
and the archaeologists
have left Bishop's farm.
253
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,510
Bishop has been released
without charge.
254
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,030
The bones they found were dog's bones
255
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,950
and Bishop's invisible dogs
have disappeared.
256
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:09,110
Sorry? His invisible dogs
have disappeared?
257
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,750
Yep. Vanished.
258
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,270
Well, that is going to make them
doubly hard to find.
259
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,510
~ So... ~ It's all back on.
260
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,790
~ You mean we can...? ~ Yeah.
261
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:24,230
Bishop's farm is finally ours
and I suggest we start digging here.
262
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,390
I mean, imagine what they've
brought up to the surface.
263
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:31,270
~ Why were they digging in that field?
~ Site of a previous excavation.
264
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,270
~ Did they find anything? ~ No.
265
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,270
On neither occasion.
266
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:38,230
Right. And you still think
that's the right place?
267
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,790
Well, it's a good place to start.
268
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,590
On a site that's twice been
searched but yielded nothing.
269
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,550
All right, geography degree,
where should we be searching?
270
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,560
Well...
271
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:55,030
.. if you're talking about a high
status royal Saxon ship burial,
272
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,030
it would have been on the highest
point of the landscape
273
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,990
with clear views of the sea,
which is this point here.
274
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,790
But you can't see the sea
from Bishop's farm.
275
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:08,430
You can't now. In Elizabethan times,
pine woodlands were planted
276
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,070
which thrive in this
naturally acidic soil.
277
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:15,190
But in the 6th and 7th centuries
that soil would have meant
hardly any native trees at all,
278
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,150
giving clear views all the way
to Southy Creek in the east
279
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,310
and the River Crouch in the south.
280
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:24,230
Look, you can't see it now because
a lot of this land has been built up
281
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:27,270
or forested, but clear away
all these features
282
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,510
and look at the natural contours.
There's a clear passage.
283
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:34,270
They would have sailed the ship
up the river to this point here,
284
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:38,270
taken it out of the water,
brought it up the valley
285
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,030
to this point...
286
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,840
here.
287
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,960
What?
288
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,790
No, I mean...
289
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,030
I see what you're saying.
290
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,070
Mm... it's interesting, certainly.
291
00:17:56,120 --> 00:18:00,080
But I'm just worried that, erm...
292
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,310
Well, it's interesting.
293
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,870
So you think this field here?
294
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,550
Yeah, right there.
295
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,670
~ Is this still Bishop's land?
~ Yeah. Here.
296
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,270
~ Well, we should get right
down there. ~ Soon as.
297
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,270
~ Be there in an hour. ~ Yeah.
298
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,270
~ I'll give you a lift. ~ Cheers.
299
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,320
We'll take the stuff.
300
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,960
This has got to be a first.
Woman reads map.
301
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,750
One more time, Becks,
and then I'll give up.
302
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,270
It's your fault.
You shouldn't have pointed it out.
303
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,350
It's no skin off my nose. You were
adamant you had given up detecting.
304
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,790
It's the last time, I promise.
We're going find something
this time.
305
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:41,030
~ You're going to find it more
difficult than you think. ~ Why?
306
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:44,080
~ You've sold your detector. ~ Bollocks.
307
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,910
What the fuck is that?
308
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,510
Yeah, I know.
309
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,790
No, seriously, what the fuck is that?
310
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,830
Does that say Power Rangers?
311
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:07,710
~ The stickers will peel off.
~ No, leave them. I think they're
cool.
312
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:11,030
~ I sold my detector.
It's a downgrade. ~ Downgrade?
313
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,750
Better off with a paper plate
on the end of a stick.
314
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,030
What sort of penetration
is that going to give?
315
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,790
It's only going to pick up things
that are on the surface.
316
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:22,790
You're better off blindfolding
yourself, make it more exciting.
317
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:26,270
~ Luckily, I've brought a spare.
~ Thank God.
318
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,990
Yeah, not for you, Green Power
Ranger. You've made your own bed.
319
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,790
For you, Becky.
320
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,270
Oh, right. Cheers.
321
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,790
Andy will walk you through
the features.
322
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,430
It's a simple enough machine.
Not as simple as his divining rod!
323
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,600
Here. See if it works.
324
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,080
"It's morphing time!"
325
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,790
~ Got your headphones?
~ Doesn't have a jack.
326
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:57,270
~ Volume? ~ No. Just on or off.
327
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,270
Right, well, you're going to be
detecting
328
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,320
right at the far end of that field.
329
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,200
Who's this?
330
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,190
Looks like Simon and Garfunkel.
331
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:14,590
Welly, welly, well, well, well.
What do we have here?
332
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,880
Piss off, Phil.
333
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,790
Hello. What's this? A new detector?
334
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,790
It's all I need.
335
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:25,790
It's the Fisher Price
My First Metal Detector.
336
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,350
Sweet.
337
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,550
Funny.
338
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,270
Why are you here, Phil?
339
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,790
I just came down to tell you,
this isn't over.
340
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,750
~ Not by a long shot.
~ ALL: Shut up, Paul.
341
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,950
This site is too important to be
bungled by a bunch of amateurs.
342
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,670
~ Bungled? ~ Yeah, bungled.
343
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,510
~ Because that's all you're
capable of doing. ~ Bungling.
344
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,790
Yes, you idiot.
345
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:52,270
And when the NCMD find out what
a slipshod operation you're running,
346
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,030
we will be reinstated.
347
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:58,390
Oi! Get off my land! I thought
I told you two to stay away!
348
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,110
This pathway is
a public right of way.
349
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,710
I don't want you on it.
350
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,230
We have a civil right to be on this
land. There's nothing you can do.
351
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,400
I'll set the dogs on you.
352
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,270
~ What dogs? ~ Come on, girls!
Come on. Let's be having you!
353
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,350
Come on, after them!
354
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,590
Come on, girlies! Come on, girls!
Come on.
355
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,110
~ DOGS BARK
~ Let's be having you.
356
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,630
Go on, after them! After them!
357
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,670
Go on, that's it. Good girls.
358
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,790
Good girl. Come here.
359
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,240
Good girls. Lovely girl. Well done.
360
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,790
Public right of way, my arse.
361
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,230
I'll say who can come on to my farm
or not.
362
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,670
~ Thanks, Mr Bishop. ~ Larry.
363
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,710
~ So you found the dogs, then?
~ No, these are new ones.
364
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,590
Ex forensic sniffer dogs.
Probably give me no end of trouble.
365
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:50,150
~ Oh, well, they're lovely, Larry.
~ Aren't they lovely?
366
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,080
Idiot animals.
367
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,270
Well, if you're happy, I'll be off.
368
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,910
~ Let me know if you find any
treasure, won't you? ~ Will do.
369
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:03,030
Come on, girlies.
Come on, let's be having you.
370
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,030
Jolly good. Good girls.
371
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,510
Come on, keep up.
Come on, stop sniffing over there.
372
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,550
~ See you soon. ~ Bye.
373
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,270
Jolly good.
374
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:15,080
Well, we'll start off
in that corner over there.
375
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,270
"It's morphing time!"
376
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,320
Good luck!
377
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:35,510
We could swap if you like. This one
might be simpler to understand.
378
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,030
No, thanks.
I'm all right with this one.
379
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,840
~ Sure? ~ Yep.
380
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,320
I want to hang on to that one,
though.
381
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,320
~ Yeah? ~ Yep.
382
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,320
~ Why is that, then?
~ Someone might need it.
383
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,270
Really?
384
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,080
Yep.
385
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,590
~ You know, don't you? ~ Yeah.
386
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,560
~ How do you know? ~ Lance told me.
387
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,800
No, I figured it out for myself
but Lance confirmed it.
388
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,270
Are you pleased?
389
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,840
Yeah.
390
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,080
I found my gold.
391
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,080
Why do you want to give up?
392
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,190
I don't, but, you know.
393
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,470
No, I don't know.
394
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,270
Becky can't even begin
to comprehend this.
395
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,270
Well, why do you want her to?
396
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,990
Because it's important to me.
I want her to understand it.
397
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,830
Well, she does understand
that it's important to you.
398
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,790
That's enough, isn't it?
You don't need her to get into it.
399
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,790
It's a hobby, that's all.
400
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:50,560
Men have hobbies and women
don't understand them,
that's the way it's always been.
401
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:55,510
I mean, how many female
train spotters are there?
402
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,270
How many women commit to an afternoon
403
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:02,230
reorganising their vinyl
in alphabetical order?
404
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,510
You don't want to spend an evening
with a beautiful woman
405
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,840
just comparing comic book
collections, do you?
406
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,710
What you want is your partner to...
407
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:17,030
shake her head, roll her eyes
and look at you
408
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,030
and say...
409
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,270
"You and your hobbies!
410
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,990
"I'll never understand men."
411
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,560
BEEPING
412
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,080
I had a friend once.
413
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,030
He had a cactus.
414
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:41,110
Same cactus sitting on his windowsill
for 15 years.
415
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:45,190
And then one day,
someone gave him a second cactus.
416
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,840
And within six months...
417
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,790
.. he had to move to a bigger house
418
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,920
with enough space for
his cactus collection.
419
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,790
Now, a woman, she could have...
420
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,270
two, three cacti,
421
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,840
and she'd say...
422
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,920
.."Yes, that's probably
enough cacti for me."
423
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,880
~ What have you got? ~ Ring-pull.
424
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,790
'86...
425
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,840
shandy bass.
426
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,400
Pub?
427
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,760
Go on, then.
428
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,760
There's always tomorrow.
429
00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:01,790
♪ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me
430
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,790
♪ Climb through the briar brambles
431
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:10,840
♪ I'll be your treasure
432
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:21,270
♪ I felt the touch of the kings
and the breath of the wind
433
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,030
♪ I need the call
of all the songbirds
434
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,840
♪ They sang all the wrong words
435
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,840
♪ I'm waiting for you
436
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,840
♪ I'm waiting for you
437
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,790
♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm
438
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:48,790
♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
439
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:53,270
♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm
440
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:57,320
♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm... ♪
441
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,790
My mate Paul,
he collected collections.
442
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:07,080
Wrote a memoir - Recollections
of a Collection Collector.
443
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,080
As far as I know,
it's still unpublished.
444
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:22,270
♪ Will you swim through the brine
and sea for me
445
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:26,790
♪ Roll along the ocean's floor
446
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:31,840
♪ I'll be your treasure
447
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:42,270
♪ And with the ghost of the men
who can never sing again
448
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:47,840
♪ There's a place, follow me,
where a love lost at sea
449
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,840
♪ Is waiting for you
450
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,840
♪ Is waiting for you. ♪
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