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Found anything?
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Not sure. It's a good signal though.
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What you got?
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Nothing.
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♪ Will you search through
the lonely Earth for me?
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♪ Climb through the briar
and brambles?
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♪ I'll be your treasure
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♪ I'm waiting for you
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♪ I'm waiting for you. ♪
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Oh, this is hopeless.
I'm not getting anything.
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We don't even know
if we're in the right field.
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Patience, grasshopper.
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If only Bishop could remember
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~ roughly where they ploughed up
the gold. ~ Mate...
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What?
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Keep it down.
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What, you think the Antiquisearchers
have bugged the field?
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Well, I wouldn't put it past them.
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~ Various gold artefacts were
ploughed up... ~ What are you doing?
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.. on this farm several decades ago
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and we think it's the site of
an important Saxon ship burial!
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What are you doing, idiot?
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Mate, there's no-one within
a mile and a half.
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Oh, something, anything, just to
let us know we're on the right track.
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What you got?
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20p.
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Don't knock it, mate.
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Cheers.
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~ Oh, cheers. ~ That didn't
go down at all well.
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Thought you were a vegetarian?
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I am.
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What you doing eating
pork scratchings then?
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~ They're just crisps. They're just
pork flavour. ~ No, they're not.
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~ They're pig skin. ~ Shut up.
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Pork scratchings are fried pig skin,
mate. Look at the ingredients.
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They can't sell packets
of fried pig skin.
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Shit!
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~ How long's this been going on?
~ It's always been so.
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Nobody ever told me.
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So you still up for the
open mic on Thursday?
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I'm up for it if you are.
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Yeah. I think so.
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How you getting on with
playing and standing up?
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Not happening, mate. I'm thinking
about making it my gimmick.
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What do you mean?
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Well, Sandy Shaw performed barefoot,
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Nick Drake performed
with his back to the audience,
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I can perform cross-legged.
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~ Sounds a bit pretentious.
~ No, it's not pretentious, is it?
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It's not an affectation because
I can't actually do it standing up.
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What are they doing here?
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This isn't their pub.
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Afternoon, ladies.
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~ Infantile. ~ Are you?
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I'm not playing that game.
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You're brave coming here.
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We hear some interesting artefacts
were found on Bishop's farm.
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~ Don't know what you're
talking about. ~ Oh, I think you do.
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We haven't found anything,
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unless you consider drinks cans
and barbed wire interesting.
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I wouldn't expect you two personally
to have found anything.
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I'm referring to various items
of a possible historical interest
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that were shown to you
by farmer Bishop.
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Nope, sorry, you've lost us.
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Whether or not you found the items,
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you have a responsibility
to report anything
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that could be considered treasure
trove to the district coroner.
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No, we don't.
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Oh, so you do know
what I'm talking about.
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No, we don't.
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You have 14 days
to report the finds,
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otherwise I shall alert
the relevant authorities myself.
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Actually, 12 days now.
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~ Christ, he can speak.
~ Is he allowed to talk?
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You're in trouble now, mate.
You wait till he gets you home.
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Come along, Paul. These amateurs
are beneath us.
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Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
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Always have to have the last word,
don't you? Hmm?
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No.
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His name actually is Paul.
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How did they find out?
Bishop must have told them.
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Maybe you're right,
maybe they bugged the field.
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What we going to do?
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That site's too important to lose.
We have to defend it.
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We have to get the full might
of the DMDC on our side.
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~ All seven of them. ~ Exactly.
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Blitz the place.
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Let's go and talk to Terry,
mobilise the troops.
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Somebody's coming.
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What's that, love?
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Somebody's coming.
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Who?
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Two. One short, one thin.
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Righto.
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Oh, they're here.
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Evening, Terence.
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Hello, Lance. Hello, Andy.
What can I do you for?
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~ Oh, it's you. Hello.
~ Oh, hello, Sheila. ~ Hello, Sheila.
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~ Would you like some lemonade?
~ Oh, no, thanks, Sheila.
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It's fresh.
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I'll have some, Sheila, thank you.
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Oh, go on, then, yeah.
That'll be nice.
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Yes, please, darling. Lovely.
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New acquisition, Terry?
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Oh, no. No, just reordering.
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I thought I'd try them in
denomination rather than date order.
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Oh, interesting.
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Obviously ordered chronologically
within a denomination.
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Obviously.
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So... to what do I owe the honour?
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It's Bishop's farm.
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Is he standing in your way?
He is, isn't he?
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Well, it's hardly surprising.
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I mean, if I had buried my wife
in a shallow grave,
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the last people I'd be inviting
onto my property
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would be men with spades.
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No, no, we've got the permission.
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~ Really? ~ Yeah, he was delighted.
Pretty much giving us free rein.
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It's what he's told us
about the place.
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~ What's he told you? ~ Well, there's
already been a dig at the farm,
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but it was years ago,
before the war.
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Dug a couple of trenches
and then never returned.
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But then he showed us some things
that had been ploughed up.
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What sort of things?
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Well... important things.
Beautiful things.
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Gold and garnets.
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~ Go on. ~ The other lot are sniffing
around. ~ Antiquisearchers.
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Are they?
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~ They've got wind of it, have they?
~ Apparently so.
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So we need the club, the full
weight of the club, behind us.
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~ All seven of us.
~ What's he like, Bishop?
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~ Mad as a frog, just like you said.
~ And has he mentioned the wife?
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He's mentioned her to me
but he was in some sort of trance.
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What's he up to?
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He's up to something.
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And he's definitely given you
permission to search the land?
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All except one field.
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Well, that's where she is.
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We need to get up there.
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Need to get over there soon,
no time to lose.
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~ When then? ~ I can't tomorrow,
I've got an essay to write.
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~ Well, I'm busy the day after.
~ Wednesday?
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~ We need to rehearse for the gig.
~ You have a gig?
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Open mic, White Horse.
You should come.
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~ Sounds good. Thursday?
~ That's the day of the gig.
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~ Can't do Thursday then.
The day after? ~ Perfect.
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All right, it's set.
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Oh, thanks, love.
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~ Thanks, Sheila. ~ I thank you.
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The DMDC.
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~ DMDC. ~ DMDC.
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Wow. That's lemony.
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Gosh, it really is, isn't it?
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Well done, love. It's delicious.
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Hello?
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Hello. Mags, it's me, Lance.
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Oh, hello, love. Won't be a second.
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Hello, love. You all right?
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Yeah, good, you?
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Yeah, good, I was...
I was just out the back.
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I brought you this back.
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~ Oh, is that mine?
~ Yeah, it's your favourite.
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Oh, yeah. Thanks, love.
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~ So are you still on for tomorrow?
~ What's tomorrow?
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~ Music night, White Horse.
~ Yeah? Who's playing?
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I am. I told you.
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~ Me and Andy are doing one
of my songs. ~ Oh, yeah, you said.
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Oh, I thought that was next Thursday.
Is that this Thursday?
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Yeah, it's tomorrow.
You said you could come.
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I'll have to see what Tony's doing.
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Oh, forget...
Don't worry about Tony.
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I mean, if he can't make it,
you should come on your own.
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All right, I'll see what Tony's
doing. What time's it start?
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7:30 start, I think,
but I'll text you.
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Who was it, Maggie?
Said we should have closed up.
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~ Oh, hello, Lance. ~ Tony.
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Lance just invited us to a
music night tomorrow night.
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~ We're not doing anything, are we?
~ I told you about it last week.
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~ Don't think so, sounds good. ~ Great.
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We better carry on with
our thing, Maggie.
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Moving those boxes.
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Just coming.
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Oh, Lance, could you just flip
the closed sign over
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on your way out, please?
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~ Yeah, OK. I'll see you tomorrow
night. ~ What's tomorrow night?
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The White Horse.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll see you there.
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See you, Lance.
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♪ You were my new age girl
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♪ You're the shine of the pearl
You're the light of the fair
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♪ You're the tilt-a-whirl...
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♪ Tilt-a-whirl.... ♪
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Oh, no.
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Tilt-a!
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~ Whirl. ~ What is a tilt-a-whirl?
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~ It's a fairground ride.
Like a waltzer. ~ Right.
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Come on, mate.
I think it's sounding good.
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I don't even think
this was a good idea.
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Hey, I'm looking forward to it.
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So is Becky.
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Don't come.
I don't want you to come.
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OK. And explain to me why I
shouldn't be offended by that.
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It's going to be awful.
I want to spare you the pain.
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~ Oh, dear. ~ And it
will cause you pain.
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You were so adamant.
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I've set the class an easy homework
so I can have the night off marking.
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I bought you this as a way of
saying please, don't come.
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Oh.
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Cheers.
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Honestly, it's going to be dreadful.
You'll go off me.
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You'll see me up there on stage
and you'll think, "What a prick.
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"What am I doing with him?"
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You're making it sound better
and better.
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This is a spectacle
I don't want to miss.
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(Please.)
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Will you give me a private
performance another time?
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Absolutely. Naked, if you want.
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~ No, clothed is fine.
~ Just not in front of a crowd.
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You're expecting a crowd?
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~ Oh, God, yeah. At least a crowd,
probably more. ~ Oh.
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Becks coming?
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No, she... No, she really wanted to,
but she's got marking to do.
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So, yeah, it's a shame.
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How about Maggie?
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~ Eh? ~ Maggie?
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~ What about her? ~ Did you invite her?
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Can't remember. May have done.
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Who you looking for?
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Just seeing who's here.
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You haven't met Tony, have you?
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~ Maggie's new bloke? ~ Don't think so.
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~ Massive knob. ~ Has he?
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No, he is one. Not he's got one.
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I've got no idea how big
his knob is.
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~ I imagine it's probably tiny.
~ Probably.
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No, she'll turn up,
and if she doesn't,
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it'll just be a nice,
low-profile thing,
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practice run for the stadium tour.
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I may have put it on Facebook.
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Oh, balls, when?
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~ Other night when I was
feeling confident. ~ Nice.
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~ Shit. ~ What?
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~ Simon and Garfunkel. ~ More of them.
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Is this pub an Antiquisearchers
stronghold?
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I don't know, where do they meet?
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WI on a Thursday.
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Bollocks.
248
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,200
Oh, well. What are they going to do?
249
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,950
Spotted.
250
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,070
Right, that's settled,
we're not doing the song.
251
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,950
Deal. We'll get a drink.
252
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,840
~ Otherwise they've won.
What are you having? ~ Pint, please.
253
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,310
~ Hiya. ~ Oh, hi, Sophe.
254
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,830
~ Andy, hello.
~ Who are you saying hello to?
255
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,310
You, who do you think?
256
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,070
Oh. You got Lance's message then?
257
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,150
What message?
258
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,710
On Facebook.
259
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,630
Oh, yeah, yeah, thought
I'd come down.
260
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:05,070
Cool, I don't actually know if we're
going to be doing it after all.
261
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,520
~ What? ~ The song.
262
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,870
Oh, really? Why not?
263
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,830
Turns out this place is an
Antiquisearchers bastion.
264
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:15,040
They're all around.
A wretched hive of scum and villainy.
265
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,680
We must be cautious.
266
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,710
What are you drinking?
267
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,320
~ A pint, please.
Where are you sitting? ~ Down there.
268
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,320
Oh, blimey. Hello, everyone.
269
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,270
I did put it on Facebook.
270
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,670
Oh, that's blown it.
271
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,790
I guess we're doing
the song after all.
272
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,190
~ We're looking forward to it, aren't
we, love? ~ Yes. ~ What's it called?
273
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,430
Er... Wait and see.
274
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,670
Is it a sad song? I love sad songs.
275
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,550
Is it, Lance?
276
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,870
Is it a sad song?
277
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,200
No, not especially.
278
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,030
Is it about your ex-wife?
279
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,630
No, why'd you say that?
280
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,590
Because of the way you keep
going on about her.
281
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,590
~ I do not. ~ Is she coming tonight?
282
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,310
I don't know.
Does anyone want a drink?
283
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,870
I'll get them. Pint?
284
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,880
Pint? Pintosh?
285
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,950
Coke?
286
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,750
Sheila, what are you having?
287
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,840
Pina Colada.
288
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,990
I'm not sure they'll have
that at the White Horse.
289
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,670
I'll check. But if they don't?
290
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,480
~ Snowball. ~ Snowball, got it.
291
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:14,070
Cheers, everybody who have come here
to folk it up at the White Horse.
292
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,190
First up, Johnny Piper.
293
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,560
Hey.
294
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:41,390
♪ Would you search the
lonely Earth for me?
295
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,240
♪ Climb through the briar
and bramble?
296
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,640
♪ I'll be your treasure
297
00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,830
♪ I felt the touch of the kings
and the breath of the wind
298
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,550
♪ I knew the call of all
the songbirds
299
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,200
♪ They sang all the wrong words
300
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:13,870
♪ I'm waiting for you
301
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,280
♪ I'm waiting for you... ♪
302
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,440
Is she here? I can't see her.
303
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,030
Thank you, Johnny, lovely stuff,
304
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,150
and moving right along,
305
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,390
please welcome Lance Stater
and Andy Stone.
306
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,760
This is New Age Girl.
307
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,440
♪ Back when the sky
was clear and blue
308
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,840
♪ I met a girl who looked like you
309
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:06,040
♪ But when she opened her arms
I fell clean through
310
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,320
♪ And now I don't know what to do
311
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:18,030
♪ Because you were my new age girl
312
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:22,270
♪ You're the shine in the pearl
You're the lights of the fair
313
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,600
♪ You're the tilt-a-whirl
314
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:30,320
♪ And when I fell, I paid the price
315
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:38,520
♪ You found a man who took
a slice of your love
316
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:44,880
♪ He erected a circle of stones
around your heart
317
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:52,390
♪ And like a tear and share
he tore us apart
318
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:57,510
♪ Because you were my new age girl
319
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,510
♪ You're the shine in the pearl
320
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:04,510
♪ You're the lights of the fair
You're the tilt-a-whirl
321
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,110
♪ You're the sun, you're the moon
322
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:12,830
♪ You're the light in the room
323
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,120
♪ You were my new age girl. ♪
324
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,080
~ Double whisky? ~ Yes, please.
325
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,430
Right, you'll have to take
a ten minute break
326
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,360
while the next act parks the van.
327
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,190
That was good.
328
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,070
~ Shut up. ~ It was.
329
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,230
Well, it was better than I thought
it was going to be
330
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,870
~ but that's not really
saying very much. ~ I liked it.
331
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,230
Why was Lance on a toadstool?
Has he got piles?
332
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,630
No, he can't play unless
he's sitting cross-legged.
333
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,840
Seriously?
334
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,000
That is brilliant.
335
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,590
Hello?
336
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,630
Hello.
337
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,790
Hi.
338
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,750
~ You came down? ~ Yup.
339
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,200
I was bored and that wine you
bought was a bit shit.
340
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,510
This is Sophie.
341
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,070
Hello, Sophie.
342
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,670
~ Sophie, this is... ~ Becky.
343
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,360
Becky. This is Becky.
344
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,720
Hi, Becky.
345
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,230
Well, this is nice.
346
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,390
Sit down, I'll get you a drink.
What are you having?
347
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,470
~ Just an orange juice, thanks.
~ Great. Really? Sit down.
348
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,640
I'll get it.
349
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,080
~ Maggie didn't turn up. ~ Becky's here.
350
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,230
Oh, yeah. Hello, Becks.
You all right?
351
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:52,670
Yeah, good thanks, Lance. Second
thoughts, I'm going to head off.
352
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,870
~ Oh, OK, I'll see you at home. ~ Yeah.
353
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,680
~ Bye, Lance. ~ Cheers.
354
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,360
She was nice.
355
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,880
Oh, shit.
356
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,320
Becks!
357
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,390
Becks!
358
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,390
~ Who the hell is she?
~ Just someone from the club.
359
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,550
Just someone from the club
who you hold hands with?
360
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,870
We weren't holding hands.
361
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,470
She was holding my hand
for moral support.
362
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,350
~ How old is she? ~ I don't know.
363
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,990
~ Yes, you do. ~ 23.
364
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,270
Brilliant.
365
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,790
~ Thanks. ~ There's nothing going on.
366
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,430
~ Really? Then why didn't you
want me to come tonight? ~ I told you.
367
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,750
~ Because I thought it was
going to be crap. ~ And was it?
368
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,760
Actually it was OK,
we were quite pleased.
369
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,710
You're pathetic. You're having
a pathetic, little midlife crisis.
370
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,350
Go on, leave me for a younger woman
371
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,640
and get a pair of leather trousers
and a motorbike while you're at it.
372
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,150
What would you get?
373
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,110
A Triumph Bonneville, probably.
374
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,750
Or a Kawasaki.
375
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,270
She calm down eventually?
376
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,230
Sort of.
377
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,030
You spoken to Maggie?
378
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,390
Yeah.
379
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,600
Why didn't she come?
380
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,710
She had no recollection of me
ever mentioning it.
381
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,070
Oh, well.
382
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,550
Here he is.
383
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,670
Hello, Terry.
384
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,400
Hello, chaps. Sorry, I'm a bit late.
Flamenco class.
385
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,790
Has to be done.
386
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,520
So here we are. Bishop's farm.
387
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,590
Thought I'd never see the day.
388
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,710
Anyone else coming?
389
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,590
No, no, no. There's plenty of time
to get them involved later on.
390
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,630
I thought we could do a bit
ourselves, you know.
391
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,280
~ Have a bit of a recce. ~ Really?
392
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,510
Is he around?
393
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,950
~ Bishop? I haven't seen him. ~ Oh.
394
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,070
And which is the field
he told you to stay out of?
395
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,950
The paddock on the Birchwood Road.
396
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,590
Told us not to go
digging down there.
397
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,670
Right, that's where we
want to start then.
398
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,800
Really? We sort of
gave him our word.
399
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:15,630
What is under there that he doesn't
want people digging up, eh?
400
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,750
That is where she is.
401
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,310
If he comes along, challenges me,
I'll just plead ignorance.
402
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,480
Here.
403
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,190
You let me know
if you find anything.
404
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,390
~ Press that button to speak,
let it go to listen. ~ Will do.
405
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,350
And always say "over" at the
end of a transmission.
406
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,200
~ Copy that. ~ Ten four.
407
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,910
He's on a different mission.
408
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,910
Thinks he's back on the force,
the glory days.
409
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,510
Wants to find Mrs Bishop.
Crack a cold case.
410
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,680
Over.
411
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,390
So he's got five
412
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:42,190
on the life and works
of PG Wodehouse.
413
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,630
Onto the general knowledge round.
414
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,470
First question -
415
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:51,510
What flightless bird is an
unofficial symbol of New Zealand?
416
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:57,150
Matey answers kangaroo.
I mean, where do I start?
417
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,360
~ Don't have to.
~ No, I shouldn't have to.
418
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,750
They're not biting.
Shall we call it a day?
419
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,920
Suppose.
420
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,150
Come in, Terry, over.
421
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,870
Go ahead, over.
422
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,600
We're thinking of calling it a day.
423
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,120
Over.
424
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:34,950
Right you are. I've got a target
here, it's quite big and quite deep.
425
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,270
It's probably a pipe or a gate post,
426
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,110
but I'm going to throw down a
sondage and check it out anyway.
427
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,430
Over.
428
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,790
Well, we'll give it
about ten minutes
429
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,880
then we'll head down to that
pub on the corner?
430
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,150
Over.
431
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,240
See you in there. Over and out.
432
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,800
Shit.
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