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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 2 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,029 I'm voting for Dukakis. 3 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,753 Hm... 4 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,718 Well... 5 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:36,029 Maybe when you have children who need braces 6 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:41,434 and half of your husband's pay cheque goes to the government, 7 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,512 - you'll regret that. - My husband's pay cheque? 8 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,278 I'm not squeezing one out till I'm 30. 9 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,836 Will you still be at the Yarn Barn? 10 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,036 That's a great place to raise children. 11 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:59,671 - That's really funny. - I think a year of partying's enough. 12 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:03,639 - She's going to Harvard next fall. - I haven't gotten in yet. 13 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,793 You think Dukakis will provide for America till you squeeze one out? 14 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,154 Yeah, I do. 15 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,199 - When can I squeeze one out? - Eighth grade. 16 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,350 Excuse me. 17 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,556 Donnie, you're such a dick. 18 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:22,839 Whoa, Elizabeth! A little hostile there. 19 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,159 Maybe you should be in therapy, 20 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:28,516 then Mom and Dad can pay someone to listen to your thoughts 21 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,352 so we don't have to. 22 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,791 Ok. Tell us why you stopped taking your medication. 23 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,949 You're such a fuck-ass! 24 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,476 - Please. - Did you just call me a fuck-ass? 25 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,354 - That's enough. - Go suck a fuck! 26 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:48,838 - How does one suck a fuck? - Shall I tell you? 27 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:52,037 - Please. - Not at the dinner table. 28 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,232 - Stop. - Fuck... 29 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,552 What's a fuck-ass? 30 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:16,035 I took a year off to be with you. 31 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,754 - What? - How did you know? 32 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,551 - I didn't know it was a big deal. - It is a big deal. 33 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,071 I'm reading. Get out. 34 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,395 Where do you go at night? 35 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,876 - just get out. - Did you toilet- paper the Johnsons' house? 36 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,720 - Is that why you're here? - No. 37 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,595 I stopped rolling houses in the sixth grade. 38 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:58,357 Where's my son? I don't recognise you. 39 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,750 Then you take the goddamn pills. 40 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,074 Bitch. 41 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,313 Our son just called me a bitch. 42 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,311 You're not a bitch. 43 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,917 You're bitchir, but you're not a bitch. 44 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:25,519 I want to be a president who makes sure that we 45 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:29,469 never again do business with a drug-running Panamanian dictator 46 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,712 or funnel aid to the Contras through drug dealers, 47 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,514 Values begin at the top, 48 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,752 Dukakis... Son of a bitch. 49 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,356 Those are the values I want to bring to the presidency 50 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,476 and to the White House, 51 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,994 - Panama is a friendly country - Tell him, George. 52 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:52,598 I talked to the president of Panama about their money laundering, 53 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,112 Mr Noriega was there, but there was no evidence, 54 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:59,112 When the evidence was there, we indicted him, 55 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,389 I've been watching you, 56 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,196 Come closer, 57 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,078 Closer, 58 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,672 28 days, 59 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,079 six hours, 60 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,673 42 minutes, 61 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,077 12 seconds, 62 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:55,229 That is when the world will end. 63 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,508 Why? 64 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,478 Son? Donnie Darko? 65 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:09,029 Donnie Darko? What the heck's going on here? 66 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,396 - Who is it? - It's Eddie Darko's kid. 67 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,869 He's just a neighbourhood kid. 68 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,030 Guess he was sleep-golfing? 69 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,710 Watch out for that drool spot! 70 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,674 Are you all right, son? 71 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:35,789 So let's stay off the links at night, Ok? 72 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:40,312 I'm sorry, Dr Fisher. It... It won't happen again. 73 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,074 - Kids... - Let's golf. 74 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,593 - No one's allowed. - This is my house. 75 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,035 - I said... - This is my house! 76 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,318 Wait a minute. 77 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:37,279 - Here's your brother. - It fell in your room. 78 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:01,236 Ms Darko? I'm Bob Garland. I'm with the FAA. 79 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:07,837 - The what? - I'm with the FAA. May we speak privately? 80 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,396 - In private? - Please. 81 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,198 - And here... - Ok. 82 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:36,150 All right, we have arranged a hotel. 83 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,118 Get some sleep and we'll take care of this. 84 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,077 - Great. - Thank you. 85 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,799 Kids, come on. We're going to a hotel. 86 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,469 They don't know where it came from. 87 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:07,552 - Where's Pop? - He's still at work, 88 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:11,474 If it fell from the plane... what happened to the plane? 89 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,679 They don't know, Samantha. 90 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:21,920 Can't we make money from this? Can't we sue the airline? 91 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,831 Shut up, Sam. 92 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,356 Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks. 93 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,440 When you fall asleep tonight, 94 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,311 - I'm gonna fart in your face. - I'm telling Mom! 95 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,509 Samantha, don't go over there. 96 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,829 Frankie Feedler. 97 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,631 You remember. From high school. 98 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,236 He died. Remember? 99 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,355 On his way to the prom. 100 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,550 They said he was doomed. 101 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,792 Jesus. 102 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:32,110 They could be saying the same thing about Donnie. 103 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,477 Our Donnie. 104 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,991 But he dodged it. 105 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:48,238 He dodged his photograph. 106 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,912 Somebody was watching over him. 107 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:22,470 Mrs Farmer will bring you home after practice. Bye, honey. 108 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,717 Donnie... good luck. 109 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,110 - Oh, my God! Tell me everything. - I'm not allowed to talk about it. 110 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,873 - Oh, my God! - Hi, Cherita. 111 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,029 - Shut up! - Darko cheats death! Huh? 112 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:41,037 You're a celebrity! I called you a jillion times. Where you been? 113 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,749 - At a hotel. - Dad saw you at the golf course. 114 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,515 - You sleepwalking again, buddy? - I don't want to talk about it. 115 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,038 Now that you're famous, have a smoke. 116 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,839 What happens if you tell Mom and Dad, Sam? 117 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:03,471 - You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal. - Goddamn right, I will. 118 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:07,951 - So grody. - Hey, Cherita, you want a cigarette? 119 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,998 - Shut up! - "Shut up!" 120 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,435 Go back to China, bitch! 121 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,838 Just leave her alone. 122 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:22,149 - That's some good shit, huh? - It's a fucking cigarette. 123 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,110 "There would be headlines in the papers. 124 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,112 "The grown-up gangs who ran the betting at the wrestling 125 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,872 and the barrow-boys "would hear with respect 126 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,509 of how Old Misery's house had been destroyed. 127 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,990 "It was as though this plan had been with him all his life, 128 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,436 pondered through the seasons, "now, in his 15th year, 129 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,432 crystallised with the pain of puberty." 130 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:25,553 What is Graham Greene trying to communicate with this passage? 131 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:29,351 Why did the children break into Old Misery's house? 132 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,993 - Joanie? - They wanted to rob him. 133 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,751 If you had actually read the short story, 134 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:41,391 which was a whopping 13 pages, you'd know that the children 135 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,075 find a great deal of money in the mattress, but burn it. 136 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:53,677 Donnie Darko, perhaps with your recent brush with mass destruction, 137 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,830 you can give us your opinion. 138 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:02,151 They say it when they flood the house, when they tear it to shreds, 139 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,470 that destruction is a form of creation, 140 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,915 so burning the money is ironic. 141 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,559 They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart. 142 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,596 They want to change things. 143 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:23,435 - May we help you? - Yeah, I just registered. 144 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:27,593 - They put me in the wrong class. - You look like you belong here. 145 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,550 Um... Where do I sit? 146 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,993 Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest. 147 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,668 Quiet! 148 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,153 Let her choose. 149 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,593 Joanie, get up. 150 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,679 What people don't understand is that Dukakis 151 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,196 does not have the financial infrastructure, 152 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,393 Well, the construction guys 153 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,597 say it will take about a week to fix the roof. 154 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,831 Airline better not fuck us on the shingle match. 155 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,480 - They still don't know? - Know what? 156 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:05,429 - Where it came from? - Oh, no. They can't tell us. 157 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:10,036 Something about a matching serial number that got burned. 158 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:14,799 I had to sign a form saying I wouldn't talk to anyone about it. 159 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,036 So we can't tell anyone what nobody knows? 160 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:25,077 Yeah. But you tell... What's your doctor's name? 161 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:30,712 - Dr Thurman, Dad. - Yes. Tell Dr Thurman whatever you want. 162 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,028 - Dad. - What? 163 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,917 - Dad! - Oh...! 164 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,037 What's that woman doing in the middle of the damn road?! 165 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,634 No mail today. Maybe tomorrow. 166 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,030 What did she say to you? 167 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,677 - I made a new friend. - Real or imaginary? 168 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,915 - Imaginary. - Would you like to talk about this friend? 169 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,470 - Frank. - Frank. 170 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:40,112 - What did he say? - He said to follow him. 171 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,033 - Follow him? Where? - Into the future. 172 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,675 And then what happens? 173 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,394 And then he said... 174 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,550 then he said that the world was coming to an end. 175 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,473 Do you think the world is coming to an end? 176 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,075 No. 177 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,432 That's stupid. 178 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:13,148 For my entire life I was a victim of my own fear. 179 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,115 Love, 180 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,478 I was feeding fear with food. 181 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,676 Fear, 182 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,470 Finally, I looked in the mirror 183 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,998 Not just in the mirror, I looked THROUGH the mirror, 184 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,315 In that image, I saw my ego reflection, 185 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:50,828 For two years, I thought it was normal 186 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,229 for a 10-year-old to wet the bed, 187 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,390 Shh! Quiet! 188 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,432 But the solution was there all the time, 189 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,111 I'm not afraid any more! 190 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:10,153 All over America, people have come together to join hands, 191 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:17,112 People who believe that human life is absolutely too important, 192 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:23,148 too valuable and too precious to be controlled by fear, 193 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:26,994 Pay close attention, You could miss something. 194 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:31,756 Hello, My name is Jim Cunningham And welcome to "Controlling Fear". 195 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,229 "...and the prince was led into a world 196 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,629 of strange and beautiful magic." 197 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:41,869 Wow. 198 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,117 "The Last Unicorn" by Samantha Darko. 199 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,590 - Give it back! - "There was once a unicorn named Ariel..." 200 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:56,712 - You wrinkled it. - It's not wrinkled, Sam. 201 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,236 It's 7.45. The bus should've been here 20 minutes ago. 202 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,278 Maybe Martha finally went nuts and hijacked it. 203 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,830 There's this rule - at 7.45, we get to go home. 204 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,672 There's no rule. 205 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:13,038 Cherita, you should... go home. 206 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,954 Yeah, if you're here when the bus comes, we'll get in trouble. 207 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,190 - Shut up! - "Shut up!" 208 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,717 Hey, Porky Pig... I hope you get molested. 209 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,712 Hey! Hey! I can't believe this! 210 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,798 School's closed today because it's flooded. 211 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,155 - No way! - Yeah. 212 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,834 Holy shit! That's the best news ever! 213 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,799 My God, is this ever going to stop? 214 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:52,908 Eventually, yes. But right now, I got 12 classrooms full of water. 215 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,468 All coming from a busted water main. 216 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,509 - What else? - What else? 217 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,239 Principal Cole, I'll show you what else. 218 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,190 That's unbelievable. That's solid bronze, isn't it? 219 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,191 - Yep. - How did this happen? 220 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,874 I heard a cat burglar trashed everything 221 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,315 and the Mongrel got his head cut off. 222 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,152 - Hah! - True! 223 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,392 Beth's mom said the boys' locker room flooded 224 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,755 and they found faeces everywhere. 225 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,070 - What are faeces? - Baby mice. 226 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,109 Hey. 227 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,479 Has anyone ever told you that you're sexy? 228 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,997 I like your boobs. 229 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:53,996 Hey. 230 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:56,795 Hey. 231 00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,912 School's cancelled. 232 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,115 Do you want to walk me home? 233 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:05,948 Sure. 234 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,630 - Don't look so freaked. - I'm not. 235 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,917 Check your backpack. Those guys steal shit. 236 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,831 Fuck 'em! 237 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,950 - So, why'd you move here? - My parents got a divorce. 238 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,396 My mom got a restraining order against my stepdad. 239 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,391 He has emotional problems. 240 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,438 I have those, too. What kind does he have? 241 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,072 He stabbed my mom four times in the chest. 242 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,116 Oh. Did he go to jail? 243 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,473 No, he fled. They still can't find him. 244 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,595 Mom and I had to change our names. 245 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,399 I thought Gretchen Ross was pretty cool. 246 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:59,555 I was in jail once. I mean... I burned down this house. 247 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,677 It was abandoned, but I got held back in school 248 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,433 and I can't drive till I'm 21. 249 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,195 But I'm over all of that. 250 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,315 I'm... painting and stuff. 251 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,753 Writing. I want to be a writer. Maybe a painter. Maybe both... 252 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,118 I'll write a book and draw the pictures. 253 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,357 Then maybe people will understand me. I don't know, change things. 254 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,434 Donnie Darko - what the hell kind of name is that? 255 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,159 It's like a superhero or something. 256 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,309 What makes you think I'm not? 257 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:42,268 I should go. For physics, Monnitoff is having me write this essay - 258 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,272 the greatest invention ever to benefit mankind. 259 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,908 It's Monnitoff. But that's easy. Antiseptics. 260 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,594 Like, the whole sanitation thing. Joseph Lister, 1895. 261 00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:00,631 Before antiseptics, there was no sanitation, especially in medicine. 262 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,392 You mean soap? 263 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,918 Well, I'm really glad school was flooded today. 264 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,592 Why is that? 265 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,473 We'd never have had this conversation. 266 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,553 You're weird. 267 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,869 Sorry. 268 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,789 No, that was a compliment. 269 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,591 Well, look, uh... 270 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,510 You want to go with me? 271 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:43,238 - Where do you want to go? - No, I mean, like, "go" with me. 272 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,996 - You know, like "going together". - Sure. 273 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,837 Ok. Where are you going? 274 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,431 I'm going home. 275 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,354 Stupid... "Where are you going?" 276 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,953 I'd like to try something new. 277 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,629 Have you ever been hypnotised? 278 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,229 No. 279 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:37,515 When I clap twice, you will wake up. Do you understand? 280 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:43,595 - Yes. - So, tell me about your week. 281 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,152 I met a girl. 282 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,798 What is her name? 283 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,832 Gretchen. 284 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,470 We're going together now. 285 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,154 Do you still think about girls a lot? 286 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,434 Yeah. 287 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:12,714 - How are things going at school? - I think about girls a lot. 288 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,509 I asked you about school, Donnie. 289 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,672 I think about fucking a lot during school. 290 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,312 What else do you think about during school? 291 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,119 "Married With Children". 292 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,954 - You think about your family? - I just turn down the volume 293 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,474 and think about fucking Christina Applegate. 294 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,120 I asked you about your family. 295 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,839 No. 296 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,875 I don't think about fucking my family. That's gross. 297 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,558 I'd like to hear about your friend Frank. 298 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,359 Sam Bylan. 299 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,713 Cherita Chen. 300 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,479 Donald Darko. 301 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,239 Daye Dennis. 302 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,399 Hey, you fuck! 303 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,549 Did you say I flooded the school? 304 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,673 - I didn't say shit. - Yeah, well, they think I did it. 305 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:22,799 If you're innocent, then you have nothing to worry about, right? 306 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,629 Fuck you! You know what I think? 307 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,392 I think you did it. 308 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,559 Beer and pussy - that's all I need. 309 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,833 - We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. - Smurfette? 310 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,708 Mm-hm. Not some tight-ass Middlesex chick. 311 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,519 Like, this cute little blonde 312 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,672 that'll get down with the guys like Smurfette does. 313 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,556 Smurfette doesn't fuck. 314 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:09,473 That's bullshit. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? 315 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,753 Because the other Smurfs were getting too horny. 316 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,229 Not vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. 317 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:19,074 Then she fucks them while vanity watches. 318 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,914 What about Papa Smurf? He must get some action? 319 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,833 What he does, he films the gang-bang. 320 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,639 Later on, he beats off to the tape. 321 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:34,913 First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. 322 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,551 She was sent as Gargamel's evil spy to destroy the Smurf village, 323 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,269 but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurfs transformed her. 324 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:49,514 And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen! 325 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,797 Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have 326 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,190 reproductive organs under those little pants. 327 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,230 That's what's so illogical about being a Smurf. 328 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,873 What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? 329 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,953 Donnie, why you gotta get smart on us? 330 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,473 Grandma Death. 331 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,028 Excuse me! Excuse me! 332 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:24,956 Stay off the road, Miss Sparrow, or I will call Social Services. 333 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,275 I hate that Miss Farmer. She's such a fucking bitch! 334 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,074 Yeah. 335 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,638 - How old is Grandma Death? - 101. 336 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,475 She does the same thing every day. 337 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:43,473 Just walks back and forth and back and forth to the mailbox. 338 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,234 Nothing ever in there. 339 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,435 Oh, wait, wait, wait... 340 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:59,319 She's going back to the box. We may still have mail. 341 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,674 - Mail, mail, mail. - Here it is. 342 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,990 This could be it. Oh...? 343 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,393 Oh, no dice, Grandma. Sorry. 344 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,596 Someone ought to write that bitch. 345 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,436 Authorities continued their search 346 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,274 for a suspect in the Middlesex Ridge School vandalism. 347 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,033 The private school has asked for donations 348 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,476 to restore its beloved mascot, known only as the Mongrel... 349 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,149 It's very helpful. There's a good turnout tonight. 350 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,240 What are you trying to accomplish here? 351 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,995 There was urine and faeces flooded in my office. 352 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,517 Whatever fits. 353 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,198 "Whatever fits"? 354 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,919 In cooperation with the county police, 355 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,195 we have begun an active investigation 356 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,316 into the cause of the flooding. 357 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,552 And our suspects include several of our own students... 358 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:06,633 I want to know why this filth is being taught to our children. 359 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,154 Kitty, I would appreciate if you would wait... 360 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,835 Dr Cole, not only am I a teacher, 361 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:27,117 but I am also a parent of a Middlesex child. 362 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,794 Therefore I am the only person here 363 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,077 who transcends the parent-teacher bridge. 364 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:41,310 Don't worry, you got away with it. 365 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,995 I have in my hand Graham Greene's "The Destructors". 366 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:49,916 This short story is part of my daughter's English assignment. 367 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,231 In this story, several children destroy 368 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,437 an elderly mars house from inside out. 369 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,071 How can you do that? 370 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,190 And how do they do this? 371 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,876 They flood the house by breaking through a water main. 372 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,949 I can do anything I want. 373 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,432 And so can you. 374 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,674 And I think that this garbage should be removed! 375 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,228 Excuse me. What is the real issue here? 376 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,880 The PTA doesn't ban books. 377 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,236 The PTA must acknowledge that pornography 378 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,709 is being taught in our curriculum! 379 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:56,920 - It's meant to be ironic. - Excuse me. Go back to grad school. 380 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,831 Why did you make me flood the school? 381 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,274 They are in great danger. 382 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,352 Do you even know who Graham Greene is? 383 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,957 I think we have all seen "Bonanza". 384 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:21,154 Well, um... while we are on other topics... 385 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,870 Where do you come from? 386 00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:27,435 Do you believe in time travel? 387 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,675 Who are you talking to? 388 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,349 I was just taking my pills, Sam. 389 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,628 A storm is coming, Frank says. 390 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,556 A storm that will swallow the children, 391 00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,749 And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain. 392 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,150 I'll deliver them back to their doorsteps, 393 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:07,550 send the monsters back to the underground. 394 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:11,758 I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them. 395 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,353 Except for me. 396 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,953 Because I am Donnie Darko. 397 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,879 Who is Frank? 398 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,830 A six-foot-tall bunny rabbit. 399 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,998 In these modern times, 400 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:49,710 our attitude and beliefs are so delicate, so fragile. 401 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,999 I have had a Cunning Vision, This vision has released me. 402 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,992 It's important that our lifeline be rejuvenated, 403 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,719 so that we can breathe again. 404 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,870 It's time to breathe. 405 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,030 It is time to breathe. 406 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,791 Thank you, Jim Cunningham. 407 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,636 Thank you, Jim Cunningham. 408 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,476 So now let us begin Lifeline Exercise Number One, 409 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,630 Please press stop now. 410 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:31,109 As you can see, the lifeline is divided into two polar extremes. 411 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,551 Fear and love. 412 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,475 Fear is in the negative energy spectrum. 413 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:42,750 - Love is in the positive energy spectrum. - No, duh (!) 414 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:47,595 Excuse me? "No, duh" is a product of fear. 415 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:53,992 Now, on each card is a character dilemma 416 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,640 which applies to the lifeline. 417 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:02,151 Please... Take this. Thank you. 418 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,039 Please read each character dilemma aloud 419 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:10,398 and place an "X' on the lifeline in the appropriate place. 420 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,679 Cherita? 421 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,750 "Juanita has an important math test today. 422 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:28,879 "She's known about the test for several weeks, but has not studied. 423 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,236 "In order to keep from failing, 424 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,551 Juanita decides to cheat on the math test." 425 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,431 Good. Good. Very good. 426 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,308 Mr Darko. 427 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,708 "Ling Ling finds a wallet filled with money. 428 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,438 "She takes it to the address on the driver's licence 429 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,476 but keeps the money." 430 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,400 I'm sorry, Miss Farmer. I don't get this. 431 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:07,519 Just place an "X' in the appropriate place. 432 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:12,993 I know what to do, but you can't lump things into two categories. 433 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,959 The lifeline is divided that way. 434 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,879 Well, life isn't that simple. I mean... 435 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:23,509 Who cares if Ling Ling keeps the money? 436 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,477 It has nothing to do with fear or love. 437 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,393 They are the deepest human emotions. 438 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,438 Ok. But you're not listening to me. 439 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,875 There are other things to take into account, 440 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,918 the whole spectrum of human emotion. 441 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,070 You can't just lump everything 442 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,276 into two categories and deny everything else! 443 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:45,319 If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero. 444 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:54,199 Donald, let me preface this by saying 445 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:59,400 that your Iowa Test scores are... intimidating. 446 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,275 So... 447 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,551 Let's go over this again. 448 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,473 What exactly did you say to Miss Farmer? 449 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,279 I'll tell you. He asked me 450 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,909 to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus! 451 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:38,991 Nobody cares about responsibility, morality, family values... 452 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,636 Kitty... Excuse us, please. 453 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:56,118 They've suspended him from after- school activities for six months. 454 00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:02,509 Since this jet engine fiasco, I don't know what's gotten into... 455 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,957 I'll say this because our daughters are on the dance team together 456 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,871 and I respect you, 457 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,520 but after witnessing your sors behaviour, 458 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,558 I have significant doubts about your... 459 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,351 Our paths through life must be righteous. 460 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,795 Go home and look in the mirror 461 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,793 and pray that your son doesn't succumb to the path of fear. 462 00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:37,269 Do you remember that weird gym teacher, Mrs Farmer? 463 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:43,036 Yeah. Ok, well, my brother told her to shove a book up her ass today. 464 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,950 And then my parents just bought him all this new shit. 465 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:51,589 Yeah, I know. I wish a jet engine would fall on my room. 466 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,270 - Dr Monnitoff. - Donnie. 467 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:16,996 I know this is gonna sound kind of weird, 468 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,117 but do you know anything about... time travel? 469 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,909 A wormhole with an Einstein-Rosen bridge, 470 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,949 which is theoretically a wormhole in space controlled by man. 471 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,829 So, according to Hawking, 472 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,276 a wormhole may be able to provide a short cut 473 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,796 for jumping between two distant regions of space-time. 474 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,952 So to travel back in time, you have to have a spaceship 475 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,190 faster than the speed of light. 476 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,431 - Theoretically. - And be able to find a wormhole. 477 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,829 The basic principles of time travel are there. 478 00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:01,038 Your vessel and portal. Your vessel can be anything. 479 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:04,157 - Like a DeLorean? - Metal craft of any kind. 480 00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:09,917 You know, I love that movie. It's so... like, futuristic, you know? 481 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:15,389 Listen, um... don't tell anybody that I gave you this. 482 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,514 Woman who wrote this used to teach here. 483 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,955 She was a nun long before that. 484 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:27,115 Then overnight she became this entirely different person. 485 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,398 She up and left the church, wrote this book... 486 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,435 She started teaching science, right here at Middlesex. 487 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,234 "The Philosophy of Time Travel". 488 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,596 Roberta Sparrow? 489 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,513 That's right. 490 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,032 Roberta Sparrow? 491 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,638 Roberta Sparrow. 492 00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,237 Grandma Death. 493 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:37,118 It's called "The Philosophy of Time Travel". 494 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:41,958 - What does philosophy have to do with it? - Guess who wrote it. 495 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,155 Who? 496 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,710 Roberta Sparrow. Huh! She wrote a book. 497 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,593 - Grandma Death wrote a book. - That's a terrible nickname. 498 00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,754 We almost ran her down the other day. 499 00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:01,992 She lives in that piece of crap house, and you know she's loaded. 500 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:06,798 - You're right. - She was known for her gem collection. 501 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,832 Kids used to go up there all the time 502 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,275 and try to steal stuff from her. 503 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,074 She became a total recluse. 504 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,959 I didn't know she was alive till we damn near knocked her down. 505 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,359 She was just standing in the road, frozen. 506 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,477 I walked over to see if she was OK. 507 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,073 And she whispered in my ear. 508 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,833 - What did she say? - I think Frank wants me to talk to her. 509 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:43,391 He asked if I knew about time travel. 510 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:44,879 She wrote a book about it, 511 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,633 so that can't be a coincidence, right? 512 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,756 What did she say to you? 513 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,068 She said that every living creature on earth dies alone. 514 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,149 How did that make you feel? 515 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,554 It reminded me of my dog Callie. 516 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:18,234 She died when I was eight and she crawled underneath the... the porch. 517 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,469 To die. 518 00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,876 To be alone. 519 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,230 Do you feel alone right now? 520 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,318 I don't know... 521 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:44,632 I'd like to believe I'm not, but I just... 522 00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:50,795 I've just never seen any proof, so I just don't debate it any more. 523 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:55,112 I could spend my whole life debating it over and over 524 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,430 and still wouldn't have proof, 525 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,318 so I just don't debate it any more. 526 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,313 It's absurd. 527 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,990 The search for God is absurd? 528 00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:14,114 It is if everyone dies alone. 529 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,270 Does that scare you? 530 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,515 I don't want to be alone. 531 00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,400 And his tapes have made me realise 532 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:42,996 that for the last 39 years, I have been a prisoner of my own fear. 533 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,030 Fear. 534 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:49,799 You have got to meet this Jim Cunningham. 535 00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,636 I can't believe he's single. 536 00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:57,235 It has been a disappointing night for these Super Bowl champions. 537 00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:01,029 You're right, Dan, Coach Joe Gibbs is on the sidelines. 538 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:05,238 He's gotta be thinking, "What happened? What went wrong tonight?" 539 00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,554 - And here's the kick, - Oh! 540 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,150 It's no good... 541 00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,872 - Shit, we need a quarterback. - We need a miracle. 542 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,235 We need to go for a safety. 543 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:24,834 What the future holds for this MVP, we'll have to wait and see. 544 00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,393 You guys want anything? 545 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:38,996 This week on "Who's The Boss?" Samantha borrows Tony's van 546 00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:42,232 and gets caught without a licence. 547 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,274 Better make sure we don't miss that one. 548 00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,592 Here we are again, Fourth down now... 549 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:35,556 Tomorrow, we meet our partners 550 00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,108 for the Young Inventors' Fair. 551 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:55,791 What if you could go back in time and take those hours of pain 552 00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:58,314 and replace them with something better? 553 00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:02,188 - Like images? - Yeah, a Hawaiian sunset 554 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,952 or the Grand Canyon. 555 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,474 Things that remind you how beautiful... 556 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:10,075 We've been going together for two weeks. 557 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,309 Yeah? 558 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,351 Well, I er... I... 559 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,190 You want to kiss me? 560 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:30,677 - I'm sorry, I... - Look, Donnie, wait. I just... 561 01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,194 - Well, I like you a lot. - I just want it to be 562 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:35,919 at a time when... it... 563 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,589 - When what? - When it reminds me just... 564 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:45,630 When it reminds you how beautiful the world can be? 565 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,433 Yeah. 566 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,559 And there's some fat guy staring at us. 567 01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,874 I don't think telling any woman 568 01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:26,838 to forcibly insert an object up her anus 569 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:30,117 is something that should go without consequence. 570 01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,993 I think we should buy him a moped. 571 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,432 I think we should get a divorce. 572 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:57,277 - You won't tell Mom, will you? - Why would I? 573 01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:00,272 - You tell Mom everything. - No, I don't. 574 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:08,272 - Let me see it. - No, it's not finished. It's... 575 01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,157 Ok. It's cool. 576 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,358 That's scary. 577 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,028 You think? 578 01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,512 Thank you for seeing us at such late notice. 579 01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:31,513 We both felt we should come and discuss... 580 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,879 What I think is going on with your son. 581 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,439 Yes. 582 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:40,395 Um... Well, he's er... 583 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:46,473 You know about his past, and he was suspended from school 584 01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:47,993 for insulting his gym teacher. 585 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:52,915 I'm not sure that's a good example. I think he had just cause. 586 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,993 Rose, let me lay out what I believe is happening here. 587 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,715 Donnie's aggressive behaviour... 588 01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:07,434 his increased detachment from reality, 589 01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:13,475 seem to stem from his inability to cope with the forces in the world 590 01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,393 that he perceives to be threatening. 591 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,240 Has he ever told you about Frank? 592 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,195 Frank? 593 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,750 Yes, the giant bunny rabbit. 594 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:35,949 The what? 595 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:45,230 I don't recall him ever having mentioned a rabbit. 596 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:46,799 Donnie is experiencing 597 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,872 what is commonly called a daylight hallucination. 598 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:07,795 This is a common occurrence among paranoid schizophrenics. 599 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:15,593 - What can we do? - I would like to do more hypnotherapy... 600 01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:20,314 ...and increase his medication. 601 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:32,515 Whatever will help him, really, is... That's why we're here. 602 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:37,393 We just would like him to experience some relief. 603 01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:42,635 So if you think that more medication will do that, 604 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:47,277 then I think we should give it a try. 605 01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,518 It's complicated. 606 01:04:58,440 --> 01:04:59,475 Yeah? 607 01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:04,477 There's like a force in your brain that just sends you someplace. 608 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:07,154 Do you go someplace familiar? 609 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:12,758 No, but each time I keep waking up farther from my house. 610 01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:16,433 Scary. 611 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:30,637 Donnie Darko. 612 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:35,879 I know. 613 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,958 - Good morning, you mongrels! - Good morning. 614 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:51,032 Is that all you can muster? Good morning! 615 01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:55,432 - Good morning! - Now, that's a tiny, tiny bit better. 616 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,389 But I still sense some students 617 01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:01,392 who are actually afraid to say "good morning". 618 01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:03,152 Good morning! 619 01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:07,791 Yeah, that's what I like to hear! Too many young men and women today 620 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:11,270 are completely paralysed by their fears. 621 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:17,072 They surrender their bodies to the temptation and destruction 622 01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,958 of drugs, alcohol and premarital sex. 623 01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:24,875 Now, I'm going to tell you a little story today. 624 01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:28,994 It's a heartbreakingly sad story about a young man 625 01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:33,312 whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of fear, 626 01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:38,550 a young man searching for love in all the wrong places. 627 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,831 His name was Frank. 628 01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:55,398 - We're moving through time. - What? 629 01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,675 Hi. My stepsister, like, 630 01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:03,115 I sometimes worry that she eats too much. 631 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,760 - Shut up, Kim! - I'm just trying to help. 632 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,273 Oh, sweetheart, please! 633 01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,079 There's no reason to be embarrassed here. 634 01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:14,916 Many times we eat because we are afraid to face our ego reflection. 635 01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:18,674 We find ourselves looking at the mirror, 636 01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:22,389 rather than into and through the mirror. 637 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:26,837 When we do that, we can finally see how beautiful we are. 638 01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:31,792 - Thanks! - Sure. Come up here. Don't be afraid. 639 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:40,711 Er, how can I find out what I wanna be when I grow up? 640 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,394 Oh! That's a hard one. 641 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:48,235 Well, look deep inside of yourself, deep within your heart, 642 01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:54,998 and find what makes you feel love, pure, unconditional love 643 01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,389 and go to that. In your studies, in your athletics, 644 01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,119 in your relationships, go towards love. 645 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,635 - Thank you. - Come on up. 646 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,069 Next. 647 01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:16,431 - How do I learn how to fight? - "How do I learn how to fight?" 648 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:22,671 Son, violence is a product of fear. Learn to truly love yourself - 649 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:27,155 TRULY love yourself - and the world will be yours. 650 01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,070 - Ok. - Get yourself up here! 651 01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:31,434 All right! 652 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:38,748 - Good morning. - Good morning! 653 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,877 Um... How much are they paying you to be here? 654 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,278 Er... Excuse me? 655 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:50,238 - What's your name, son? - Gerald. 656 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,639 Well, Gerald, I think you're afraid. 657 01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:55,950 Do you want us to buy your book? 658 01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:59,191 Because that was the worst advice ever. 659 01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:02,990 See how sad this is? Want your sister to lose weight? 660 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:06,675 Tell her to stop eating Twinkies and play field hockey. 661 01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:09,918 No one knows what they want to be. 662 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,436 It takes time to find that out. Right, Jim? 663 01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:15,679 And you... 664 01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,238 Yeah, you. 665 01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,758 Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? 666 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,876 Well, lift some weights 667 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:27,919 or take a karate lesson, and next time kick him in the balls. 668 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:35,120 Son... See this? This is an anger prisoner, a textbook example. 669 01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:38,351 - Prisoner. - Do you see the fear, people? 670 01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:41,149 This boy is scared to death. 671 01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,833 Son, it breaks my heart to say this, 672 01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:48,833 but I believe you're a very troubled and confused young man. 673 01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:51,753 You are searching in all the wrong places. 674 01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,308 You're right, actually. 675 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:57,039 I am pretty troubled and pretty confused. 676 01:09:57,120 --> 01:10:00,874 And I'm afraid, really, really afraid. Really afraid, but I... I... 677 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:04,039 I think you're the fucking Antichrist. 678 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,832 It's amazing. He thinks he's telling the truth. 679 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:22,673 Everything he says is a fucking lie. 680 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,671 Everything he says! 681 01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:29,233 Everyone thinks he's so rad. He's such a fucking chud... 682 01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:31,356 Are you ok? 683 01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:37,470 Sit down. Calm down. 684 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,955 You ever hear of Grandma Death? 685 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:47,949 Who? 686 01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:56,955 "The Philosophy of Time Travel". What is this? 687 01:10:58,320 --> 01:10:59,992 She wrote it. 688 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:12,270 I'm... I'm seeing stuff... 689 01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,989 Like really messed-up stuff. 690 01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:19,598 That book describes stuff I've been seeing, 691 01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:22,274 and it can't just be a coincidence. 692 01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:36,753 She must be in. She never leaves this house. 693 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,637 Maybe she's asleep. 694 01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,633 Donnie, look. 695 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,037 Send her a letter. 696 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:44,556 Each vessel travel along a vector through space-time 697 01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,915 along its centre of gravity. 698 01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:48,639 Like a spear. 699 01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:54,758 - Pardon? - Like a spear coming out of your chest. 700 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,549 Um... Sure. Yeah. 701 01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:00,633 In order for the vessel to travel through time, 702 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:03,678 it's got to find a portal, a wormhole or... 703 01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:05,637 Could these portals...? 704 01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:09,709 Could these portals just appear anywhere, any time? 705 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,995 I think that's highly unlikely. 706 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:16,039 No, you're talking about an act of God. 707 01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:18,714 If God controls time, time is pre-decided. 708 01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,752 I'm not following you. 709 01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:24,957 Every living thing follows a set path. 710 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:29,511 And if you could see your path, then you could see the future? 711 01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:32,988 That's a form of time travel. 712 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:35,799 Well, you're contradicting yourself. 713 01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:38,235 If we were able to see our destinies 714 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,629 manifest themselves visually, 715 01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:44,395 then we would be given a choice to betray our destinies. 716 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:46,914 The mere fact that this choice exists 717 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:50,310 would make all preformed destiny come to an end. 718 01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:53,917 Not if you travel within God's channel. 719 01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:01,952 I'm not going to be able to continue this conversation. 720 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,749 - Why? - I could lose my job. 721 01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:10,348 Ok. 722 01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,871 It gives me no pleasure to deny you 723 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:24,509 one of the great writers of the 20th century. 724 01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:29,276 Alas, I have not yet been elected queen of the universe, 725 01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:33,239 so I must obey the rules. 726 01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:37,508 So, anyone seen in this school reading this book 727 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,758 will be suspended. 728 01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:41,114 Not to worry. 729 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:45,796 Someone pre-ordered a dozen copies at the Sarasota Mall bookstore. 730 01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:50,077 In Mr Greene's absence, 731 01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:54,119 we will now be reading another classic -"Watership Down". 732 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,513 Here, Donnie. 733 01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:02,398 Pass these back. 734 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,715 Maybe you and Frank can read this one together. 735 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:23,314 Now you know where he lives. 736 01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:28,953 And they grow out of our... chest, solar plexus? 737 01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:33,358 Just like she described, the way they moved and they smelled. 738 01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:35,551 It's like they're workers. 739 01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:40,998 Assigned to each one of us. They just... They're like liquid. 740 01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:47,118 I followed it into my parents' bedroom. 741 01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:49,871 What did you find? 742 01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:57,158 Nothing. 743 01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:05,589 - So we call them IMGs. - Infant Memory Generators. 744 01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:09,071 You buy these glasses for your infant, 745 01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:12,311 and they wear them at night when they sleep. 746 01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:15,710 But inside the glasses are these slide photographs. 747 01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:19,679 Each photograph is of something peaceful or beautiful, 748 01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,796 whatever the parents want. 749 01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:24,633 What effect would it have on an infant? 750 01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:28,392 Well, nobody remembers their infancy. 751 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:30,550 Anybody who says they do is lying. 752 01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:33,712 So, this will help develop memory earlier in life. 753 01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:34,789 Yeah. 754 01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:37,872 Did you consider that infants need darkness 755 01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:40,554 as part of their natural development? 756 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,229 No. 757 01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:50,149 Yeah. 758 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:55,397 What if the parents put in pictures of Satan or dead people? 759 01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:58,435 Is that what you'd show your kids? 760 01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:04,555 Er, well, I mean, didn't your dad, like, stab your mom? 761 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:15,594 Get out. 762 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:18,954 Gretchen! 763 01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:23,148 Gretchen! Gretchen. I'm sorry about those guys. 764 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:54,277 - Two for "Evil Dead", please. - That'll be $2. 765 01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:44,718 Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? 766 01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:53,677 Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? 767 01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:05,111 Take it off. 768 01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,590 What happened to your eye? 769 01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:45,790 Why do they call you Frank? 770 01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:49,228 It is the name of my father. 771 01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:54,075 And his father before me. 772 01:20:58,160 --> 01:20:59,559 Frank... 773 01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:06,034 whers this going to stop? 774 01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:09,113 You should already know that. 775 01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:14,029 Watch the movie screen. 776 01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:19,038 There's something I want to show you. 777 01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:29,395 Have you ever seen a portal? 778 01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:52,351 Burn it to the ground. 779 01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:10,150 Ok. Now, girls, I want you to concentrate. 780 01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:13,034 Failure is not an option. 781 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:18,319 And, Bethany, if you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it. 782 01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:22,435 - Ok, Mom. - Hey, you guys, good luck out there. 783 01:24:02,338 --> 01:24:04,647 Now, that was really something. 784 01:24:04,738 --> 01:24:07,935 Thank you, Cherita Chen, with "Autumn Angel". 785 01:24:08,018 --> 01:24:11,010 Now the moment we've all been waiting for. 786 01:24:11,098 --> 01:24:15,853 It is my pleasure to introduce to you Emily Bates, Suzy Bailey, 787 01:24:15,938 --> 01:24:19,977 Samantha Darko, Beth Farmer and Joanie James. 788 01:24:20,298 --> 01:24:22,448 They are Sparkle Motion. 789 01:27:15,578 --> 01:27:17,728 How long was I asleep for? 790 01:27:18,618 --> 01:27:20,290 Whole movie. 791 01:28:02,938 --> 01:28:05,736 Well, look what the cat dragged in! 792 01:28:08,778 --> 01:28:10,973 How you doing, Donnie? 793 01:28:17,218 --> 01:28:19,937 Your little sister was broken-hearted 794 01:28:20,018 --> 01:28:22,930 that you missed her big show last night. 795 01:28:24,578 --> 01:28:26,091 - Dad? - Hm? 796 01:28:27,218 --> 01:28:28,731 I'm crazy. 797 01:28:29,938 --> 01:28:32,213 You're not crazy. 798 01:28:33,658 --> 01:28:35,694 I used to be crazy. 799 01:28:38,898 --> 01:28:40,775 But you're not crazy. 800 01:28:44,538 --> 01:28:46,130 - Look, you're my only son... - I know... 801 01:28:46,218 --> 01:28:52,293 No, hold it. I know I'm not the best communicator, but... 802 01:28:55,258 --> 01:29:00,537 ...whatever happens to you, be honest, tell the truth, 803 01:29:01,938 --> 01:29:05,567 even if they do look at you funny -they will. 804 01:29:05,658 --> 01:29:08,536 But what you gotta understand, son, 805 01:29:08,618 --> 01:29:12,008 is that almost all of those people are full of shit. 806 01:29:18,378 --> 01:29:22,451 They're all part of this great big conspiracy of bullshit. 807 01:29:24,978 --> 01:29:27,697 And they're scared of people like you. 808 01:29:29,098 --> 01:29:30,975 Because those bullshitters know 809 01:29:31,058 --> 01:29:33,936 that you're smarter than all of them. 810 01:29:35,858 --> 01:29:38,770 You know what you say to people like that? Hm? 811 01:29:41,938 --> 01:29:43,690 "Fuck you." 812 01:29:48,138 --> 01:29:51,926 The blaze was extinguished sometime after 8,00 last night. 813 01:29:52,018 --> 01:29:54,691 Firefighters discovered what has been referred to 814 01:29:54,778 --> 01:29:57,008 as a kiddie porn dungeon, 815 01:29:57,498 --> 01:30:03,368 Cunningham, who has become a recent celebrity, was arrested... 816 01:30:03,458 --> 01:30:07,007 - Oh, my God! ...while at Sarasota Heights Country Club. 817 01:30:07,378 --> 01:30:11,166 Arson has not been ruled out as the cause of the fire, 818 01:30:11,618 --> 01:30:15,213 Now a group of Cunning Vision employees... 819 01:30:15,298 --> 01:30:16,856 Dad played golf with that guy. 820 01:30:16,938 --> 01:30:19,133 ...vehemently denied the alleged link 821 01:30:19,218 --> 01:30:22,255 to a child pornography publishing circuit. 822 01:30:22,338 --> 01:30:26,331 In a vicious statement, Connie attacked fire department officials, 823 01:30:26,418 --> 01:30:28,613 claiming a mass conspiracy. 824 01:30:33,178 --> 01:30:36,534 I'm sorry, Karen. This is a progressive school, 825 01:30:37,258 --> 01:30:40,807 but we don't feel your methods are appropriate. 826 01:30:41,858 --> 01:30:44,895 What exactly about my methods are inappropriate? 827 01:30:51,618 --> 01:30:54,974 I am sorry that you have failed. 828 01:30:59,138 --> 01:31:02,653 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another appointment. 829 01:31:03,898 --> 01:31:06,571 You can finish out the week. 830 01:31:12,298 --> 01:31:14,858 Fuck! 831 01:31:37,898 --> 01:31:40,731 Good afternoon. It's a great pleasure to announce 832 01:31:40,818 --> 01:31:43,696 that the Middlesex Ridge School dance team 833 01:31:43,778 --> 01:31:48,613 has been invited to perform on "Star Search '88" in Los Angeles. 834 01:32:16,618 --> 01:32:21,248 - I know now a terrible thing is coming. - What do you mean? 835 01:32:21,338 --> 01:32:27,891 The field, the field, it's covered with blood, 836 01:32:28,858 --> 01:32:31,611 Blood? Don't be silly. 837 01:32:44,498 --> 01:32:49,253 All right, it's getting dark, We should get back to the burrow. 838 01:32:49,338 --> 01:32:54,093 Back to the burrow? It'll come there, it's all around us! 839 01:32:54,178 --> 01:32:57,534 - Stop it, Fiver, - We've got to leave here. 840 01:33:05,698 --> 01:33:09,054 When the other rabbits hear of Fiver's vision, 841 01:33:09,138 --> 01:33:10,491 do they believe him? 842 01:33:10,578 --> 01:33:12,534 Why should we care? 843 01:33:13,898 --> 01:33:16,412 Because the rabbits are us, Donnie. 844 01:33:17,258 --> 01:33:19,328 Why should I mourn for a rabbit? 845 01:33:19,618 --> 01:33:23,497 Is the death of one species less tragic than another? 846 01:33:23,738 --> 01:33:26,730 Of course. A rabbit's not like us. 847 01:33:26,978 --> 01:33:29,446 It has no history books, no photographs, 848 01:33:29,538 --> 01:33:31,847 no knowledge of sorrow or regret. 849 01:33:31,938 --> 01:33:36,295 I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong, I like rabbits. 850 01:33:36,378 --> 01:33:38,096 They're cute and horny. 851 01:33:38,178 --> 01:33:40,567 If you're cute and horny, you're happy. 852 01:33:40,658 --> 01:33:42,888 You don't know why you're alive. 853 01:33:42,978 --> 01:33:47,017 You just want to have sex as many times as possible before you die. 854 01:33:47,898 --> 01:33:51,493 I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit... 855 01:33:52,298 --> 01:33:56,086 who never even feared death to begin with. 856 01:33:57,058 --> 01:33:58,207 You're wrong. 857 01:33:58,298 --> 01:34:02,257 These rabbits are the product of the author's imagination. 858 01:34:02,338 --> 01:34:04,932 He cares for them, so we care for them, 859 01:34:05,018 --> 01:34:07,691 otherwise we've just missed the point. 860 01:34:10,738 --> 01:34:14,253 Arert we forgetting about the miracle of storytelling? 861 01:34:15,818 --> 01:34:19,367 The deus ex machina? The god machine? 862 01:34:21,338 --> 01:34:23,613 That's what saved the rabbits. 863 01:34:30,538 --> 01:34:33,371 No, it was ridiculous. I'll call you back. 864 01:34:35,578 --> 01:34:37,569 - Rose. - Kitty. 865 01:34:39,498 --> 01:34:43,969 I'm sure you've heard the horrible allegations against Jim Cunningham. 866 01:34:44,058 --> 01:34:47,289 I know. Something about a kiddie porn dungeon... 867 01:34:47,378 --> 01:34:50,131 Oh, please, please! Don't use those words! 868 01:34:51,498 --> 01:34:55,571 It's obviously a conspiracy to destroy an innocent man. 869 01:34:56,098 --> 01:35:00,410 I'm spearheading the Jim Cunningham defence campaign. 870 01:35:02,618 --> 01:35:06,975 Rose, I have to appear at his arraignment tomorrow morning. 871 01:35:07,058 --> 01:35:11,336 The girls have to leave for Los Angeles. 872 01:35:11,418 --> 01:35:15,775 As their coach, I was the obvious choice to chaperone them. 873 01:35:15,858 --> 01:35:19,089 - But now you can't go. - Yes. 874 01:35:20,418 --> 01:35:23,251 Now, believe me, of all the other mothers, 875 01:35:23,338 --> 01:35:25,613 I would never dream of asking you. 876 01:35:25,698 --> 01:35:28,576 But none of the others are available. 877 01:35:30,978 --> 01:35:35,290 I don't know, Kitty. It's a bad weekend. Eddie's in New York. 878 01:35:36,498 --> 01:35:39,456 Rose, I don't know if you realise 879 01:35:39,538 --> 01:35:43,451 what an opportunity this is for our daughters! 880 01:35:44,178 --> 01:35:49,616 This has been a dream of Samantha's and all of ours for a long time. 881 01:35:49,698 --> 01:35:52,292 I made her lead dancer! 882 01:35:53,498 --> 01:35:57,457 Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion! 883 01:36:28,138 --> 01:36:30,732 Elizabeth will be in charge. 884 01:36:31,178 --> 01:36:33,646 She'll drive you to therapy. 885 01:36:34,298 --> 01:36:35,936 And if you need anything, 886 01:36:36,018 --> 01:36:39,055 you promise me that you will call Dr Thurman? 887 01:36:49,258 --> 01:36:52,853 How does it feel to have a wacko for a son? 888 01:36:58,018 --> 01:36:59,849 It feels wonderful. 889 01:37:32,338 --> 01:37:34,568 Here... Sorry! Here you are! 890 01:37:37,178 --> 01:37:40,329 - You guys are gonna win. I know it. - So do I. 891 01:37:40,858 --> 01:37:45,534 Here's the keys. There's food in the fridge and do not... 892 01:37:45,618 --> 01:37:48,451 Mom, go. You're gonna miss your plane. 893 01:37:48,538 --> 01:37:51,132 Mom, I need... 894 01:37:52,698 --> 01:37:55,451 There's nothing broken in my brain. 895 01:37:56,138 --> 01:37:58,698 - I know. - Bye, Donnie. 896 01:38:03,778 --> 01:38:06,690 Ok, go. Go! 897 01:38:29,578 --> 01:38:31,136 Hello, Donnie. 898 01:38:31,898 --> 01:38:32,967 It's Friday. 899 01:38:33,058 --> 01:38:36,812 Shouldrt you be off with your friends, scaring old people? 900 01:38:41,778 --> 01:38:45,771 - What's going on? - I don't know. That's a good question. 901 01:38:47,858 --> 01:38:52,568 I'm no longer your English teacher. They fired me. 902 01:38:53,138 --> 01:38:56,926 That's bullshit! You're the only good teacher here. 903 01:39:00,138 --> 01:39:01,332 Thank you. 904 01:39:03,858 --> 01:39:05,610 What's "cellar door"? 905 01:39:07,378 --> 01:39:09,687 This famous linguist once said 906 01:39:09,778 --> 01:39:13,407 that of all the phrases in the English language, 907 01:39:13,498 --> 01:39:17,616 of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, 908 01:39:17,698 --> 01:39:20,735 "cellar door" is the most beautiful. 909 01:39:20,818 --> 01:39:22,695 "Cellar door." 910 01:39:56,898 --> 01:40:00,857 I promise that one day everything's gonna be better for you. 911 01:40:03,178 --> 01:40:04,452 Shut up! 912 01:40:18,578 --> 01:40:22,253 - I want to talk about your past. - No- 913 01:40:23,138 --> 01:40:26,130 I want to talk about you and your parents. 914 01:40:27,658 --> 01:40:31,253 They didn't buy me what I wanted for Christmas. 915 01:40:31,978 --> 01:40:34,776 What did you want for Christmas that year? 916 01:40:35,738 --> 01:40:38,172 Hungry Hungry Hippos. 917 01:40:40,138 --> 01:40:44,256 How did you feel, being denied these Hungry Hungry Hippos? 918 01:40:45,458 --> 01:40:48,973 - Regret. - What else makes you feel regret? 919 01:40:52,218 --> 01:40:56,177 - That I did it again. - You did it again? 920 01:40:58,058 --> 01:41:02,051 I flooded my school and I burned down that pervert's house. 921 01:41:05,058 --> 01:41:08,528 I only have a few days left before they catch me. 922 01:41:08,618 --> 01:41:10,574 Did Frank tell you to do these things? 923 01:41:10,658 --> 01:41:14,492 I have to obey him. He saved my life. 924 01:41:15,378 --> 01:41:18,415 I have to obey him or I'll be left all alone. 925 01:41:18,498 --> 01:41:20,329 And then... 926 01:41:21,418 --> 01:41:25,297 And then I won't be able to figure out what this is all about. 927 01:41:25,778 --> 01:41:28,451 I won't know his master plan. 928 01:41:29,658 --> 01:41:33,651 Do you mean God's master plan? 929 01:41:33,738 --> 01:41:35,808 Do you now believe in God? 930 01:41:35,898 --> 01:41:38,890 I have the power to build a time machine. 931 01:41:39,898 --> 01:41:41,809 How is that possible? 932 01:41:44,538 --> 01:41:47,496 How is time travel possible, Donnie? 933 01:41:48,098 --> 01:41:50,328 Time's up, Frank said. 934 01:41:50,698 --> 01:41:53,974 - When is this going to happen? - Soon. 935 01:42:15,218 --> 01:42:17,413 What is going to happen? 936 01:42:21,418 --> 01:42:24,649 - Frank is gonna kill. - Who is he going to kill? 937 01:42:29,538 --> 01:42:32,655 - Who is he going to kill? - I can see him! 938 01:42:37,858 --> 01:42:40,133 The sky's gonna open up. 939 01:42:46,658 --> 01:42:52,528 If the sky suddenly opened up, there would be no law, no rule. 940 01:42:53,458 --> 01:42:56,814 There would only be you and your memories, 941 01:42:57,298 --> 01:43:01,211 the choices you've made and the people you've touched. 942 01:43:02,418 --> 01:43:07,412 If this world were to end, there would only be you and him... 943 01:43:09,338 --> 01:43:11,249 ...and no one else. 944 01:43:41,298 --> 01:43:43,937 You can stop taking your medication. 945 01:43:44,018 --> 01:43:48,375 They're placebos. Just pills made out of water. 946 01:43:50,218 --> 01:43:51,537 Thank you. 947 01:43:52,538 --> 01:43:54,017 Donnie... 948 01:43:56,138 --> 01:44:01,053 An atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of God. 949 01:44:01,418 --> 01:44:03,215 You're an agnostic. 950 01:44:04,018 --> 01:44:06,532 An agnostic is someone... 951 01:44:07,538 --> 01:44:11,167 who believes that there is no proof of the existence of God, 952 01:44:11,258 --> 01:44:16,252 but does not deny a possibility that God exists. 953 01:44:23,978 --> 01:44:26,208 Goodbye, Dr Thurman. 954 01:44:49,298 --> 01:44:50,367 Hey. 955 01:44:51,938 --> 01:44:53,212 I got in. 956 01:44:57,858 --> 01:44:59,530 I'm going to Harvard. 957 01:45:01,698 --> 01:45:05,247 Hey, we should totally throw a party. Mom and Dad are gone. 958 01:45:05,338 --> 01:45:08,614 It's Halloween. We could get away with it. 959 01:45:08,698 --> 01:45:12,213 Ok. But it has to be small. 960 01:45:44,938 --> 01:45:48,453 We got eggs, water balloons and a dozen rolls of toilet paper. 961 01:45:48,538 --> 01:45:50,733 I stole four beers from my dad. 962 01:45:50,818 --> 01:45:54,208 - We got a keg. - Keg beer is for pussies. 963 01:46:17,498 --> 01:46:20,137 Rose, this is Lilian Thurman. 964 01:46:20,778 --> 01:46:24,407 It is important that you call me as soon as you get this message. 965 01:46:24,498 --> 01:46:25,692 Thank you. 966 01:46:50,818 --> 01:46:51,853 You ok? 967 01:46:54,098 --> 01:46:56,054 Yeah. My mom's gone. 968 01:46:58,258 --> 01:46:59,771 You want to come in? 969 01:47:23,738 --> 01:47:25,649 I don't know. 970 01:47:25,738 --> 01:47:29,890 She didn't leave a note and the house was all messed up. 971 01:47:31,338 --> 01:47:33,249 But you're ok. 972 01:47:36,378 --> 01:47:38,096 Did you call the cops? 973 01:47:39,138 --> 01:47:40,890 Yeah, they said I should leave the house 974 01:47:40,978 --> 01:47:44,766 and that I should go to a safe place. 975 01:47:46,818 --> 01:47:51,209 I'm just so scared. I keep thinking something awful is happening and... 976 01:47:53,418 --> 01:47:55,978 It's my fucking stepdad, I know it. 977 01:48:05,938 --> 01:48:09,931 I guess some people are just born with tragedy in their blood. 978 01:48:14,858 --> 01:48:18,692 - Hey, have you seen Frank? - No, they went on a beer run. 979 01:48:22,698 --> 01:48:26,452 If you're there, please pick up. Oh, well, Good news, 980 01:48:26,538 --> 01:48:29,006 The girls got three and a half stars 981 01:48:29,098 --> 01:48:31,612 and are in the quarter-finals. 982 01:48:31,698 --> 01:48:34,735 Samantha was amazing, Anyway... 983 01:48:34,818 --> 01:48:37,378 We're taking the red-eye back tonight and... 984 01:48:37,458 --> 01:48:40,336 - Mom, we've got to leave. - Yeah. Ok. 985 01:48:40,418 --> 01:48:43,376 We should arrive 8:30 in the morning. 986 01:48:44,258 --> 01:48:48,251 Um... I hope everything's... I hope everything's all right. 987 01:48:48,778 --> 01:48:50,416 I love you. Bye. 988 01:50:53,338 --> 01:50:55,727 - Come with me. - Where are we going? 989 01:50:56,058 --> 01:50:58,811 - Donnie? - Look, we gotta go. 990 01:50:59,978 --> 01:51:03,334 - We've got to see Grandma Death. - Why? About the book? 991 01:51:03,418 --> 01:51:05,090 - No, it's Frank. - Donnie... 992 01:51:05,178 --> 01:51:07,373 Time is running out! We gotta go. 993 01:51:53,658 --> 01:51:56,809 Donnie, nobody's here. Let's just forget about it. 994 01:51:58,698 --> 01:52:00,609 "Cellar door." 995 01:52:00,698 --> 01:52:01,972 What? 996 01:53:04,538 --> 01:53:06,176 Donnie! Donnie! 997 01:53:10,138 --> 01:53:11,332 Donnie! 998 01:53:12,378 --> 01:53:15,734 - Why the fuck are you here? - Oh, my God! 999 01:53:19,898 --> 01:53:21,729 - You're dead! - What do we do? 1000 01:53:21,818 --> 01:53:23,888 - Shit! - Leave them alone! 1001 01:53:27,978 --> 01:53:30,572 Don't fucking move! Don't fucking move! 1002 01:53:39,338 --> 01:53:40,851 There's a car! 1003 01:53:42,538 --> 01:53:45,052 - Get the hell out of here! - Come on! 1004 01:53:46,058 --> 01:53:48,367 Seth, a car's coming. Let's go! 1005 01:53:48,458 --> 01:53:50,892 I have a bigger knife now. 1006 01:53:52,138 --> 01:53:53,173 Fuck! 1007 01:54:00,538 --> 01:54:02,847 Did you call the fucking cops? 1008 01:54:02,938 --> 01:54:05,611 - Deus ex machina. - What did you just say? 1009 01:54:07,698 --> 01:54:10,974 - What the fuck did you say? - Our saviour. 1010 01:54:15,538 --> 01:54:16,368 Donnie! 1011 01:54:47,458 --> 01:54:48,777 Frank... 1012 01:55:14,498 --> 01:55:15,931 Is she dead? 1013 01:55:25,018 --> 01:55:28,567 What were you guys doing in the middle of the road?! 1014 01:55:36,298 --> 01:55:37,413 Go home! 1015 01:55:38,698 --> 01:55:41,496 Go and tell your parents everything will be ok. 1016 01:55:43,058 --> 01:55:44,377 Go! 1017 01:56:12,098 --> 01:56:17,616 The storm is coming. You must hurry. 1018 01:58:51,258 --> 01:58:53,488 I'm going home. 1019 02:00:59,938 --> 02:01:03,977 Dear Roberta Sparrow, I've reached the end of your book 1020 02:01:04,458 --> 02:01:07,530 and there's so many things I need to ask you. 1021 02:01:08,378 --> 02:01:11,575 Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. 1022 02:01:15,498 --> 02:01:17,534 Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me 1023 02:01:17,618 --> 02:01:20,007 this is not a work of fiction. 1024 02:01:20,778 --> 02:01:25,215 I can only hope that the answer will come to me in my sleep. 1025 02:01:26,458 --> 02:01:29,131 I hope that when the world ends 1026 02:01:29,218 --> 02:01:32,290 I can breathe a sigh of relief 1027 02:01:32,378 --> 02:01:36,053 because there will be so much to look forward to. 1028 02:06:22,138 --> 02:06:24,652 Hey. What's going on? 1029 02:06:26,538 --> 02:06:30,895 Horrible accident. My neighbour... got killed. 1030 02:06:32,538 --> 02:06:36,053 - What happened? - Got smushed by a jet engine. 1031 02:06:42,618 --> 02:06:44,290 What was his name? 1032 02:06:44,818 --> 02:06:47,048 Donnie. Donnie Darko. 1033 02:06:49,978 --> 02:06:52,333 I feel bad for his family. 1034 02:06:53,058 --> 02:06:54,491 Yeah. 1035 02:07:01,898 --> 02:07:03,854 Did you know him? 1036 02:07:07,058 --> 02:07:08,889 No. 1037 02:07:09,305 --> 02:07:15,625 OpenSubtitles.org require your login in mx player for uploading subtitles, please login now80136

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