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Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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I'm voting for Dukakis.
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Hm...
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Well...
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Maybe when you have children
who need braces
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and half of your husband's pay
cheque goes to the government,
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- you'll regret that.
- My husband's pay cheque?
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I'm not squeezing
one out till I'm 30.
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Will you still be at the Yarn Barn?
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That's a great place
to raise children.
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- That's really funny. - I think
a year of partying's enough.
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- She's going to Harvard next fall.
- I haven't gotten in yet.
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You think Dukakis will provide for
America till you squeeze one out?
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Yeah, I do.
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- When can I squeeze one out?
- Eighth grade.
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Excuse me.
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Donnie, you're such a dick.
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Whoa, Elizabeth!
A little hostile there.
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Maybe you should be in therapy,
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then Mom and Dad can pay someone
to listen to your thoughts
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so we don't have to.
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Ok. Tell us why
you stopped taking your medication.
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You're such a fuck-ass!
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- Please.
- Did you just call me a fuck-ass?
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- That's enough.
- Go suck a fuck!
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- How does one suck a fuck?
- Shall I tell you?
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- Please.
- Not at the dinner table.
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- Stop.
- Fuck...
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What's a fuck-ass?
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I took a year off to be with you.
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- What?
- How did you know?
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- I didn't know it was a big deal.
- It is a big deal.
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I'm reading. Get out.
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Where do you go at night?
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- just get out. - Did you toilet-
paper the Johnsons' house?
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- Is that why you're here?
- No.
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I stopped rolling houses
in the sixth grade.
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Where's my son?
I don't recognise you.
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Then you take the goddamn pills.
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Bitch.
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Our son just called me a bitch.
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You're not a bitch.
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You're bitchir,
but you're not a bitch.
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I want to be a president
who makes sure that we
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never again do business with a
drug-running Panamanian dictator
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or funnel aid to the Contras
through drug dealers,
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Values begin at the top,
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Dukakis... Son of a bitch.
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Those are the values I want
to bring to the presidency
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and to the White House,
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- Panama is a friendly country
- Tell him, George.
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I talked to the president of Panama
about their money laundering,
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Mr Noriega was there,
but there was no evidence,
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When the evidence was there,
we indicted him,
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I've been watching you,
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Come closer,
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Closer,
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28 days,
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six hours,
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42 minutes,
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12 seconds,
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That is when the world will end.
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Why?
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Son? Donnie Darko?
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Donnie Darko?
What the heck's going on here?
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- Who is it?
- It's Eddie Darko's kid.
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He's just a neighbourhood kid.
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Guess he was sleep-golfing?
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Watch out for that drool spot!
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Are you all right, son?
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So let's stay off
the links at night, Ok?
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I'm sorry, Dr Fisher.
It... It won't happen again.
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- Kids...
- Let's golf.
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- No one's allowed.
- This is my house.
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- I said...
- This is my house!
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Wait a minute.
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- Here's your brother.
- It fell in your room.
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Ms Darko? I'm Bob Garland.
I'm with the FAA.
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- The what? - I'm with the FAA.
May we speak privately?
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- In private?
- Please.
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- And here...
- Ok.
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All right,
we have arranged a hotel.
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Get some sleep
and we'll take care of this.
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- Great.
- Thank you.
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Kids, come on.
We're going to a hotel.
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They don't know where it came from.
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- Where's Pop?
- He's still at work,
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If it fell from the plane...
what happened to the plane?
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They don't know, Samantha.
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Can't we make money from this?
Can't we sue the airline?
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Shut up, Sam.
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Why do I have to sleep with Donnie?
He stinks.
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When you fall asleep tonight,
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- I'm gonna fart in your face.
- I'm telling Mom!
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Samantha, don't go over there.
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Frankie Feedler.
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You remember. From high school.
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He died. Remember?
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On his way to the prom.
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They said he was doomed.
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Jesus.
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They could be saying
the same thing about Donnie.
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Our Donnie.
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But he dodged it.
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He dodged his photograph.
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Somebody was watching over him.
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Mrs Farmer will bring you home
after practice. Bye, honey.
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Donnie... good luck.
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- Oh, my God! Tell me everything.
- I'm not allowed to talk about it.
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- Oh, my God!
- Hi, Cherita.
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- Shut up!
- Darko cheats death! Huh?
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You're a celebrity! I called you
a jillion times. Where you been?
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- At a hotel.
- Dad saw you at the golf course.
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- You sleepwalking again, buddy?
- I don't want to talk about it.
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Now that you're famous,
have a smoke.
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What happens
if you tell Mom and Dad, Sam?
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- You'll put Ariel in the garbage
disposal. - Goddamn right, I will.
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- So grody. - Hey, Cherita,
you want a cigarette?
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- Shut up!
- "Shut up!"
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Go back to China, bitch!
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Just leave her alone.
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- That's some good shit, huh?
- It's a fucking cigarette.
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"There would be headlines
in the papers.
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"The grown-up gangs who ran
the betting at the wrestling
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and the barrow-boys
"would hear with respect
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of how Old Misery's house
had been destroyed.
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"It was as though this plan had
been with him all his life,
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pondered through the seasons,
"now, in his 15th year,
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crystallised
with the pain of puberty."
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What is Graham Greene trying
to communicate with this passage?
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Why did the children
break into Old Misery's house?
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- Joanie?
- They wanted to rob him.
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If you had actually
read the short story,
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which was a whopping 13 pages,
you'd know that the children
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find a great deal of money
in the mattress, but burn it.
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Donnie Darko, perhaps with your
recent brush with mass destruction,
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you can give us your opinion.
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They say it when they flood the
house, when they tear it to shreds,
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that destruction
is a form of creation,
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so burning the money is ironic.
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They just want to see what happens
when they tear the world apart.
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They want to change things.
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- May we help you?
- Yeah, I just registered.
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- They put me in the wrong class.
- You look like you belong here.
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Um... Where do I sit?
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Sit next to the boy
you think is the cutest.
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Quiet!
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Let her choose.
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Joanie, get up.
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What people don't understand
is that Dukakis
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does not have
the financial infrastructure,
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Well, the construction guys
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say it will take about a week
to fix the roof.
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Airline better not fuck us
on the shingle match.
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- They still don't know?
- Know what?
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- Where it came from?
- Oh, no. They can't tell us.
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Something about a matching
serial number that got burned.
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I had to sign a form saying I
wouldn't talk to anyone about it.
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So we can't tell anyone
what nobody knows?
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Yeah. But you tell...
What's your doctor's name?
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- Dr Thurman, Dad. - Yes.
Tell Dr Thurman whatever you want.
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- Dad.
- What?
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- Dad!
- Oh...!
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What's that woman doing
in the middle of the damn road?!
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No mail today. Maybe tomorrow.
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What did she say to you?
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- I made a new friend.
- Real or imaginary?
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- Imaginary. - Would you like
to talk about this friend?
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- Frank.
- Frank.
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- What did he say?
- He said to follow him.
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- Follow him? Where?
- Into the future.
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And then what happens?
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And then he said...
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then he said that the world
was coming to an end.
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Do you think
the world is coming to an end?
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No.
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That's stupid.
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For my entire life
I was a victim of my own fear.
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Love,
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I was feeding fear with food.
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Fear,
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Finally, I looked in the mirror
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Not just in the mirror,
I looked THROUGH the mirror,
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In that image,
I saw my ego reflection,
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For two years,
I thought it was normal
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for a 10-year-old to wet the bed,
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Shh! Quiet!
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But the solution
was there all the time,
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I'm not afraid any more!
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All over America, people have
come together to join hands,
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People who believe that human life
is absolutely too important,
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too valuable and too precious
to be controlled by fear,
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Pay close attention,
You could miss something.
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Hello, My name is Jim Cunningham
And welcome to "Controlling Fear".
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"...and the prince
was led into a world
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of strange and beautiful magic."
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Wow.
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"The Last Unicorn"
by Samantha Darko.
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- Give it back! - "There was once
a unicorn named Ariel..."
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- You wrinkled it.
- It's not wrinkled, Sam.
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It's 7.45. The bus should've
been here 20 minutes ago.
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Maybe Martha finally went nuts
and hijacked it.
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There's this rule -
at 7.45, we get to go home.
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There's no rule.
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Cherita, you should... go home.
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Yeah, if you're here when the bus
comes, we'll get in trouble.
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- Shut up!
- "Shut up!"
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Hey, Porky Pig...
I hope you get molested.
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Hey! Hey! I can't believe this!
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School's closed
today because it's flooded.
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- No way!
- Yeah.
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Holy shit!
That's the best news ever!
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My God, is this ever going to stop?
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Eventually, yes. But right now,
I got 12 classrooms full of water.
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All coming
from a busted water main.
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- What else?
- What else?
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Principal Cole,
I'll show you what else.
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That's unbelievable.
That's solid bronze, isn't it?
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- Yep.
- How did this happen?
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I heard a cat burglar
trashed everything
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and the Mongrel
got his head cut off.
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- Hah!
- True!
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Beth's mom said the boys' locker
room flooded
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and they found faeces everywhere.
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- What are faeces?
- Baby mice.
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Hey.
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Has anyone ever told you
that you're sexy?
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I like your boobs.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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School's cancelled.
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Do you want to walk me home?
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Sure.
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- Don't look so freaked.
- I'm not.
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Check your backpack.
Those guys steal shit.
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Fuck 'em!
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- So, why'd you move here?
- My parents got a divorce.
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My mom got a restraining order
against my stepdad.
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He has emotional problems.
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I have those, too.
What kind does he have?
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He stabbed my mom
four times in the chest.
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Oh. Did he go to jail?
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No, he fled.
They still can't find him.
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Mom and I had to change our names.
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I thought Gretchen Ross
was pretty cool.
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I was in jail once. I mean...
I burned down this house.
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It was abandoned,
but I got held back in school
248
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,433
and I can't drive till I'm 21.
249
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,195
But I'm over all of that.
250
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,315
I'm... painting and stuff.
251
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,753
Writing. I want to be a writer.
Maybe a painter. Maybe both...
252
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,118
I'll write a book
and draw the pictures.
253
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,357
Then maybe people will understand
me. I don't know, change things.
254
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,434
Donnie Darko - what the hell kind
of name is that?
255
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,159
It's like a superhero or something.
256
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,309
What makes you think I'm not?
257
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:42,268
I should go. For physics, Monnitoff
is having me write this essay -
258
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,272
the greatest invention
ever to benefit mankind.
259
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,908
It's Monnitoff.
But that's easy. Antiseptics.
260
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,594
Like, the whole sanitation thing.
Joseph Lister, 1895.
261
00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:00,631
Before antiseptics, there was no
sanitation, especially in medicine.
262
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,392
You mean soap?
263
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,918
Well, I'm really glad
school was flooded today.
264
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,592
Why is that?
265
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,473
We'd never have had
this conversation.
266
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,553
You're weird.
267
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,869
Sorry.
268
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,789
No, that was a compliment.
269
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,591
Well, look, uh...
270
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,510
You want to go with me?
271
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:43,238
- Where do you want to go?
- No, I mean, like, "go" with me.
272
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,996
- You know, like "going together".
- Sure.
273
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,837
Ok. Where are you going?
274
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,431
I'm going home.
275
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,354
Stupid...
"Where are you going?"
276
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,953
I'd like to try something new.
277
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,629
Have you ever been hypnotised?
278
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,229
No.
279
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:37,515
When I clap twice, you will
wake up. Do you understand?
280
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:43,595
- Yes.
- So, tell me about your week.
281
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,152
I met a girl.
282
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,798
What is her name?
283
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,832
Gretchen.
284
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,470
We're going together now.
285
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,154
Do you still think
about girls a lot?
286
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,434
Yeah.
287
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:12,714
- How are things going at school?
- I think about girls a lot.
288
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,509
I asked you about school, Donnie.
289
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,672
I think about fucking
a lot during school.
290
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,312
What else do you think about
during school?
291
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,119
"Married With Children".
292
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,954
- You think about your family?
- I just turn down the volume
293
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,474
and think about
fucking Christina Applegate.
294
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,120
I asked you about your family.
295
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,839
No.
296
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,875
I don't think about fucking
my family. That's gross.
297
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,558
I'd like to hear
about your friend Frank.
298
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,359
Sam Bylan.
299
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,713
Cherita Chen.
300
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,479
Donald Darko.
301
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,239
Daye Dennis.
302
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,399
Hey, you fuck!
303
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,549
Did you say I flooded the school?
304
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,673
- I didn't say shit.
- Yeah, well, they think I did it.
305
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:22,799
If you're innocent, then you have
nothing to worry about, right?
306
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,629
Fuck you! You know what I think?
307
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,392
I think you did it.
308
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,559
Beer and pussy - that's all I need.
309
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,833
- We gotta find ourselves
a Smurfette. - Smurfette?
310
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,708
Mm-hm.
Not some tight-ass Middlesex chick.
311
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,519
Like, this cute little blonde
312
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,672
that'll get down with the guys
like Smurfette does.
313
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,556
Smurfette doesn't fuck.
314
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:09,473
That's bullshit. Why do you think
Papa Smurf made her?
315
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,753
Because the other Smurfs
were getting too horny.
316
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,229
Not vanity.
I heard he was a homosexual.
317
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:19,074
Then she fucks them
while vanity watches.
318
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,914
What about Papa Smurf?
He must get some action?
319
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,833
What he does,
he films the gang-bang.
320
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,639
Later on, he beats off to the tape.
321
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:34,913
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't
create Smurfette. Gargamel did.
322
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,551
She was sent as Gargamel's evil spy
to destroy the Smurf village,
323
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,269
but the overwhelming goodness
of the Smurfs transformed her.
324
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:49,514
And as for the whole gang-bang
scenario, it just couldn't happen!
325
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,797
Smurfs are asexual.
They don't even have
326
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,190
reproductive organs
under those little pants.
327
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,230
That's what's so illogical
about being a Smurf.
328
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,873
What's the point of living
if you don't have a dick?
329
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,953
Donnie, why you gotta get
smart on us?
330
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,473
Grandma Death.
331
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,028
Excuse me! Excuse me!
332
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:24,956
Stay off the road, Miss Sparrow,
or I will call Social Services.
333
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,275
I hate that Miss Farmer.
She's such a fucking bitch!
334
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,074
Yeah.
335
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,638
- How old is Grandma Death?
- 101.
336
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,475
She does the same thing every day.
337
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:43,473
Just walks back and forth
and back and forth to the mailbox.
338
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,234
Nothing ever in there.
339
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,435
Oh, wait, wait, wait...
340
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:59,319
She's going back to the box.
We may still have mail.
341
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,674
- Mail, mail, mail.
- Here it is.
342
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,990
This could be it. Oh...?
343
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,393
Oh, no dice, Grandma. Sorry.
344
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,596
Someone ought to write that bitch.
345
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,436
Authorities continued their search
346
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,274
for a suspect in the Middlesex
Ridge School vandalism.
347
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,033
The private school
has asked for donations
348
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,476
to restore its beloved mascot,
known only as the Mongrel...
349
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,149
It's very helpful.
There's a good turnout tonight.
350
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,240
What are you trying
to accomplish here?
351
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,995
There was urine and faeces
flooded in my office.
352
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,517
Whatever fits.
353
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,198
"Whatever fits"?
354
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,919
In cooperation
with the county police,
355
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,195
we have begun
an active investigation
356
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,316
into the cause of the flooding.
357
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,552
And our suspects include
several of our own students...
358
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:06,633
I want to know why this filth
is being taught to our children.
359
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,154
Kitty, I would appreciate
if you would wait...
360
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,835
Dr Cole, not only am I a teacher,
361
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:27,117
but I am also a parent
of a Middlesex child.
362
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,794
Therefore I am the only person here
363
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,077
who transcends
the parent-teacher bridge.
364
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:41,310
Don't worry, you got away with it.
365
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,995
I have in my hand Graham Greene's
"The Destructors".
366
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:49,916
This short story is part of my
daughter's English assignment.
367
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,231
In this story,
several children destroy
368
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,437
an elderly mars house
from inside out.
369
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,071
How can you do that?
370
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,190
And how do they do this?
371
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,876
They flood the house
by breaking through a water main.
372
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,949
I can do anything I want.
373
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,432
And so can you.
374
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,674
And I think that this garbage
should be removed!
375
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,228
Excuse me.
What is the real issue here?
376
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,880
The PTA doesn't ban books.
377
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,236
The PTA must acknowledge
that pornography
378
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,709
is being taught in our curriculum!
379
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:56,920
- It's meant to be ironic. - Excuse
me. Go back to grad school.
380
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,831
Why did you make me
flood the school?
381
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,274
They are in great danger.
382
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,352
Do you even know
who Graham Greene is?
383
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,957
I think we have all seen "Bonanza".
384
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:21,154
Well, um... while we are
on other topics...
385
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,870
Where do you come from?
386
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:27,435
Do you believe in time travel?
387
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,675
Who are you talking to?
388
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,349
I was just taking my pills, Sam.
389
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,628
A storm is coming, Frank says.
390
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,556
A storm that will swallow
the children,
391
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,749
And I will deliver them
from the kingdom of pain.
392
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,150
I'll deliver them
back to their doorsteps,
393
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:07,550
send the monsters
back to the underground.
394
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:11,758
I'll send them back to a place
where no one else can see them.
395
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,353
Except for me.
396
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,953
Because I am Donnie Darko.
397
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,879
Who is Frank?
398
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,830
A six-foot-tall bunny rabbit.
399
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,998
In these modern times,
400
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:49,710
our attitude and beliefs
are so delicate, so fragile.
401
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,999
I have had a Cunning Vision,
This vision has released me.
402
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,992
It's important that
our lifeline be rejuvenated,
403
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,719
so that we can breathe again.
404
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,870
It's time to breathe.
405
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,030
It is time to breathe.
406
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,791
Thank you, Jim Cunningham.
407
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,636
Thank you, Jim Cunningham.
408
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,476
So now let us begin Lifeline
Exercise Number One,
409
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,630
Please press stop now.
410
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:31,109
As you can see, the lifeline
is divided into two polar extremes.
411
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,551
Fear and love.
412
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,475
Fear is in the negative
energy spectrum.
413
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:42,750
- Love is in the positive
energy spectrum. - No, duh (!)
414
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:47,595
Excuse me?
"No, duh" is a product of fear.
415
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:53,992
Now, on each card
is a character dilemma
416
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,640
which applies to the lifeline.
417
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:02,151
Please... Take this. Thank you.
418
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,039
Please read
each character dilemma aloud
419
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:10,398
and place an "X' on the lifeline
in the appropriate place.
420
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,679
Cherita?
421
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,750
"Juanita has
an important math test today.
422
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:28,879
"She's known about the test for
several weeks, but has not studied.
423
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,236
"In order to keep from failing,
424
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,551
Juanita decides
to cheat on the math test."
425
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,431
Good. Good. Very good.
426
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,308
Mr Darko.
427
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,708
"Ling Ling finds a wallet
filled with money.
428
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,438
"She takes it to the address
on the driver's licence
429
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,476
but keeps the money."
430
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,400
I'm sorry, Miss Farmer.
I don't get this.
431
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:07,519
Just place an "X'
in the appropriate place.
432
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:12,993
I know what to do, but you can't
lump things into two categories.
433
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,959
The lifeline is divided that way.
434
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,879
Well, life isn't that simple.
I mean...
435
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:23,509
Who cares if Ling Ling
keeps the money?
436
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,477
It has nothing to do
with fear or love.
437
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,393
They are the deepest
human emotions.
438
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,438
Ok. But you're not listening to me.
439
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,875
There are other things
to take into account,
440
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,918
the whole spectrum
of human emotion.
441
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,070
You can't just lump everything
442
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,276
into two categories
and deny everything else!
443
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:45,319
If you don't complete
the assignment, you'll get a zero.
444
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:54,199
Donald,
let me preface this by saying
445
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:59,400
that your Iowa Test scores
are... intimidating.
446
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,275
So...
447
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,551
Let's go over this again.
448
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,473
What exactly
did you say to Miss Farmer?
449
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,279
I'll tell you.
He asked me
450
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,909
to forcibly insert the lifeline
exercise card into my anus!
451
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:38,991
Nobody cares about responsibility,
morality, family values...
452
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,636
Kitty... Excuse us, please.
453
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:56,118
They've suspended him from after-
school activities for six months.
454
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:02,509
Since this jet engine fiasco,
I don't know what's gotten into...
455
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,957
I'll say this because our daughters
are on the dance team together
456
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,871
and I respect you,
457
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,520
but after witnessing
your sors behaviour,
458
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,558
I have significant doubts
about your...
459
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,351
Our paths through life
must be righteous.
460
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,795
Go home and look in the mirror
461
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,793
and pray that your son doesn't
succumb to the path of fear.
462
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:37,269
Do you remember
that weird gym teacher, Mrs Farmer?
463
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:43,036
Yeah. Ok, well, my brother told her
to shove a book up her ass today.
464
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,950
And then my parents
just bought him all this new shit.
465
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:51,589
Yeah, I know. I wish a jet engine
would fall on my room.
466
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,270
- Dr Monnitoff.
- Donnie.
467
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:16,996
I know this is gonna
sound kind of weird,
468
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,117
but do you know anything
about... time travel?
469
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,909
A wormhole
with an Einstein-Rosen bridge,
470
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,949
which is theoretically a wormhole
in space controlled by man.
471
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,829
So, according to Hawking,
472
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,276
a wormhole may be able
to provide a short cut
473
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,796
for jumping between two distant
regions of space-time.
474
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,952
So to travel back in time,
you have to have a spaceship
475
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,190
faster than the speed of light.
476
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,431
- Theoretically.
- And be able to find a wormhole.
477
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,829
The basic principles of time travel
are there.
478
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:01,038
Your vessel and portal.
Your vessel can be anything.
479
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:04,157
- Like a DeLorean?
- Metal craft of any kind.
480
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:09,917
You know, I love that movie. It's
so... like, futuristic, you know?
481
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:15,389
Listen, um... don't tell anybody
that I gave you this.
482
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,514
Woman who wrote this
used to teach here.
483
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,955
She was a nun long before that.
484
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:27,115
Then overnight she became
this entirely different person.
485
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,398
She up and left the church,
wrote this book...
486
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,435
She started teaching science,
right here at Middlesex.
487
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,234
"The Philosophy of Time Travel".
488
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,596
Roberta Sparrow?
489
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,513
That's right.
490
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,032
Roberta Sparrow?
491
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,638
Roberta Sparrow.
492
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,237
Grandma Death.
493
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:37,118
It's called
"The Philosophy of Time Travel".
494
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:41,958
- What does philosophy have to do
with it? - Guess who wrote it.
495
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,155
Who?
496
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,710
Roberta Sparrow.
Huh! She wrote a book.
497
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,593
- Grandma Death wrote a book.
- That's a terrible nickname.
498
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,754
We almost ran her down
the other day.
499
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:01,992
She lives in that piece of crap
house, and you know she's loaded.
500
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:06,798
- You're right. - She was known
for her gem collection.
501
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,832
Kids used to go up there
all the time
502
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,275
and try to steal stuff from her.
503
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,074
She became a total recluse.
504
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,959
I didn't know she was alive
till we damn near knocked her down.
505
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,359
She was just standing
in the road, frozen.
506
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,477
I walked over to see if she was OK.
507
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,073
And she whispered in my ear.
508
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,833
- What did she say? - I think Frank
wants me to talk to her.
509
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:43,391
He asked if I knew
about time travel.
510
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:44,879
She wrote a book about it,
511
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,633
so that can't be
a coincidence, right?
512
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,756
What did she say to you?
513
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,068
She said that every living creature
on earth dies alone.
514
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,149
How did that make you feel?
515
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,554
It reminded me of my dog Callie.
516
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:18,234
She died when I was eight and she
crawled underneath the... the porch.
517
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,469
To die.
518
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,876
To be alone.
519
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,230
Do you feel alone right now?
520
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,318
I don't know...
521
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:44,632
I'd like to believe I'm not,
but I just...
522
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:50,795
I've just never seen any proof,
so I just don't debate it any more.
523
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:55,112
I could spend my whole life
debating it over and over
524
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,430
and still wouldn't have proof,
525
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,318
so I just don't debate it any more.
526
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,313
It's absurd.
527
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,990
The search for God is absurd?
528
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:14,114
It is if everyone dies alone.
529
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,270
Does that scare you?
530
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,515
I don't want to be alone.
531
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,400
And his tapes have made me realise
532
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:42,996
that for the last 39 years, I have
been a prisoner of my own fear.
533
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,030
Fear.
534
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:49,799
You have got to meet
this Jim Cunningham.
535
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,636
I can't believe he's single.
536
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:57,235
It has been a disappointing night
for these Super Bowl champions.
537
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:01,029
You're right, Dan, Coach Joe Gibbs
is on the sidelines.
538
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:05,238
He's gotta be thinking, "What
happened? What went wrong tonight?"
539
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,554
- And here's the kick,
- Oh!
540
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,150
It's no good...
541
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,872
- Shit, we need a quarterback.
- We need a miracle.
542
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,235
We need to go for a safety.
543
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:24,834
What the future holds for this MVP,
we'll have to wait and see.
544
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,393
You guys want anything?
545
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:38,996
This week on "Who's The Boss?"
Samantha borrows Tony's van
546
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:42,232
and gets caught without a licence.
547
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,274
Better make sure
we don't miss that one.
548
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,592
Here we are again,
Fourth down now...
549
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:35,556
Tomorrow, we meet our partners
550
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,108
for the Young Inventors' Fair.
551
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:55,791
What if you could go back in time
and take those hours of pain
552
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:58,314
and replace them
with something better?
553
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:02,188
- Like images?
- Yeah, a Hawaiian sunset
554
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,952
or the Grand Canyon.
555
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,474
Things that remind you
how beautiful...
556
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:10,075
We've been going together
for two weeks.
557
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,309
Yeah?
558
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,351
Well, I er... I...
559
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,190
You want to kiss me?
560
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:30,677
- I'm sorry, I...
- Look, Donnie, wait. I just...
561
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,194
- Well, I like you a lot.
- I just want it to be
562
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:35,919
at a time when... it...
563
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,589
- When what?
- When it reminds me just...
564
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:45,630
When it reminds you
how beautiful the world can be?
565
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,433
Yeah.
566
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,559
And there's some fat guy
staring at us.
567
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,874
I don't think telling any woman
568
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:26,838
to forcibly insert
an object up her anus
569
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:30,117
is something
that should go without consequence.
570
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,993
I think we should buy him a moped.
571
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,432
I think we should get a divorce.
572
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:57,277
- You won't tell Mom, will you?
- Why would I?
573
01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:00,272
- You tell Mom everything.
- No, I don't.
574
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:08,272
- Let me see it.
- No, it's not finished. It's...
575
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,157
Ok. It's cool.
576
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,358
That's scary.
577
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,028
You think?
578
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,512
Thank you for seeing us
at such late notice.
579
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:31,513
We both felt
we should come and discuss...
580
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,879
What I think is going on
with your son.
581
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,439
Yes.
582
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:40,395
Um... Well, he's er...
583
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:46,473
You know about his past,
and he was suspended from school
584
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:47,993
for insulting his gym teacher.
585
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:52,915
I'm not sure that's a good example.
I think he had just cause.
586
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,993
Rose, let me lay out
what I believe is happening here.
587
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,715
Donnie's aggressive behaviour...
588
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:07,434
his increased detachment
from reality,
589
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:13,475
seem to stem from his inability to
cope with the forces in the world
590
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,393
that he perceives
to be threatening.
591
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,240
Has he ever told you about Frank?
592
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,195
Frank?
593
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,750
Yes, the giant bunny rabbit.
594
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:35,949
The what?
595
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:45,230
I don't recall
him ever having mentioned a rabbit.
596
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:46,799
Donnie is experiencing
597
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,872
what is commonly called
a daylight hallucination.
598
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:07,795
This is a common occurrence
among paranoid schizophrenics.
599
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:15,593
- What can we do? - I would like
to do more hypnotherapy...
600
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:20,314
...and increase his medication.
601
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:32,515
Whatever will help him, really,
is... That's why we're here.
602
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:37,393
We just would like him
to experience some relief.
603
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:42,635
So if you think
that more medication will do that,
604
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:47,277
then I think
we should give it a try.
605
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,518
It's complicated.
606
01:04:58,440 --> 01:04:59,475
Yeah?
607
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:04,477
There's like a force in your brain
that just sends you someplace.
608
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:07,154
Do you go someplace familiar?
609
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:12,758
No, but each time I keep waking up
farther from my house.
610
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:16,433
Scary.
611
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:30,637
Donnie Darko.
612
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:35,879
I know.
613
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,958
- Good morning, you mongrels!
- Good morning.
614
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:51,032
Is that all you can muster?
Good morning!
615
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:55,432
- Good morning! - Now,
that's a tiny, tiny bit better.
616
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,389
But I still sense some students
617
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:01,392
who are actually afraid
to say "good morning".
618
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:03,152
Good morning!
619
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:07,791
Yeah, that's what I like to hear!
Too many young men and women today
620
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:11,270
are completely paralysed
by their fears.
621
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:17,072
They surrender their bodies
to the temptation and destruction
622
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,958
of drugs, alcohol
and premarital sex.
623
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:24,875
Now, I'm going to tell you
a little story today.
624
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:28,994
It's a heartbreakingly sad story
about a young man
625
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:33,312
whose life was completely destroyed
by these instruments of fear,
626
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:38,550
a young man searching for love
in all the wrong places.
627
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,831
His name was Frank.
628
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:55,398
- We're moving through time.
- What?
629
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,675
Hi. My stepsister, like,
630
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:03,115
I sometimes worry
that she eats too much.
631
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,760
- Shut up, Kim!
- I'm just trying to help.
632
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,273
Oh, sweetheart, please!
633
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,079
There's no reason
to be embarrassed here.
634
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:14,916
Many times we eat because we are
afraid to face our ego reflection.
635
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:18,674
We find ourselves
looking at the mirror,
636
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:22,389
rather than into
and through the mirror.
637
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:26,837
When we do that, we can finally see
how beautiful we are.
638
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:31,792
- Thanks! - Sure. Come up here.
Don't be afraid.
639
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:40,711
Er, how can I find out
what I wanna be when I grow up?
640
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,394
Oh! That's a hard one.
641
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:48,235
Well, look deep inside of yourself,
deep within your heart,
642
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:54,998
and find what makes you feel love,
pure, unconditional love
643
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,389
and go to that.
In your studies, in your athletics,
644
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,119
in your relationships,
go towards love.
645
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,635
- Thank you.
- Come on up.
646
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,069
Next.
647
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:16,431
- How do I learn how to fight?
- "How do I learn how to fight?"
648
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:22,671
Son, violence is a product of fear.
Learn to truly love yourself -
649
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:27,155
TRULY love yourself -
and the world will be yours.
650
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,070
- Ok.
- Get yourself up here!
651
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:31,434
All right!
652
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:38,748
- Good morning.
- Good morning!
653
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,877
Um... How much are they paying you
to be here?
654
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,278
Er... Excuse me?
655
01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:50,238
- What's your name, son?
- Gerald.
656
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,639
Well, Gerald,
I think you're afraid.
657
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:55,950
Do you want us to buy your book?
658
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:59,191
Because that was
the worst advice ever.
659
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:02,990
See how sad this is?
Want your sister to lose weight?
660
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:06,675
Tell her to stop eating Twinkies
and play field hockey.
661
01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:09,918
No one knows what they want to be.
662
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,436
It takes time to find that out.
Right, Jim?
663
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:15,679
And you...
664
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,238
Yeah, you.
665
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,758
Sick of some jerk shoving your head
down the toilet?
666
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,876
Well, lift some weights
667
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:27,919
or take a karate lesson, and next
time kick him in the balls.
668
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:35,120
Son... See this? This is an anger
prisoner, a textbook example.
669
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:38,351
- Prisoner.
- Do you see the fear, people?
670
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:41,149
This boy is scared to death.
671
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,833
Son, it breaks my heart
to say this,
672
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:48,833
but I believe you're a very
troubled and confused young man.
673
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:51,753
You are searching
in all the wrong places.
674
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,308
You're right, actually.
675
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:57,039
I am pretty troubled
and pretty confused.
676
01:09:57,120 --> 01:10:00,874
And I'm afraid, really, really
afraid. Really afraid, but I... I...
677
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:04,039
I think you're
the fucking Antichrist.
678
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,832
It's amazing.
He thinks he's telling the truth.
679
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:22,673
Everything he says
is a fucking lie.
680
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,671
Everything he says!
681
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:29,233
Everyone thinks he's so rad.
He's such a fucking chud...
682
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:31,356
Are you ok?
683
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:37,470
Sit down. Calm down.
684
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,955
You ever hear of Grandma Death?
685
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:47,949
Who?
686
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:56,955
"The Philosophy of Time Travel".
What is this?
687
01:10:58,320 --> 01:10:59,992
She wrote it.
688
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:12,270
I'm... I'm seeing stuff...
689
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,989
Like really messed-up stuff.
690
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:19,598
That book describes
stuff I've been seeing,
691
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:22,274
and it can't just be a coincidence.
692
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:36,753
She must be in.
She never leaves this house.
693
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,637
Maybe she's asleep.
694
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,633
Donnie, look.
695
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,037
Send her a letter.
696
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:44,556
Each vessel travel
along a vector through space-time
697
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,915
along its centre of gravity.
698
01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:48,639
Like a spear.
699
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:54,758
- Pardon? - Like a spear
coming out of your chest.
700
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,549
Um... Sure. Yeah.
701
01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:00,633
In order for the vessel
to travel through time,
702
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:03,678
it's got to find a portal,
a wormhole or...
703
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:05,637
Could these portals...?
704
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:09,709
Could these portals
just appear anywhere, any time?
705
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,995
I think that's highly unlikely.
706
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:16,039
No, you're talking about
an act of God.
707
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:18,714
If God controls time,
time is pre-decided.
708
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,752
I'm not following you.
709
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:24,957
Every living thing
follows a set path.
710
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:29,511
And if you could see your path,
then you could see the future?
711
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:32,988
That's a form of time travel.
712
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:35,799
Well, you're contradicting
yourself.
713
01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:38,235
If we were able
to see our destinies
714
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,629
manifest themselves visually,
715
01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:44,395
then we would be given a choice
to betray our destinies.
716
01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:46,914
The mere fact
that this choice exists
717
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:50,310
would make all preformed destiny
come to an end.
718
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:53,917
Not if you travel
within God's channel.
719
01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:01,952
I'm not going to be able
to continue this conversation.
720
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,749
- Why?
- I could lose my job.
721
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:10,348
Ok.
722
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,871
It gives me no pleasure to deny you
723
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:24,509
one of the great writers
of the 20th century.
724
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:29,276
Alas, I have not yet been elected
queen of the universe,
725
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:33,239
so I must obey the rules.
726
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:37,508
So, anyone seen in this school
reading this book
727
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,758
will be suspended.
728
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:41,114
Not to worry.
729
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:45,796
Someone pre-ordered a dozen copies
at the Sarasota Mall bookstore.
730
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:50,077
In Mr Greene's absence,
731
01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:54,119
we will now be reading another
classic -"Watership Down".
732
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,513
Here, Donnie.
733
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:02,398
Pass these back.
734
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,715
Maybe you and Frank
can read this one together.
735
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:23,314
Now you know where he lives.
736
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:28,953
And they grow
out of our... chest, solar plexus?
737
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:33,358
Just like she described, the way
they moved and they smelled.
738
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:35,551
It's like they're workers.
739
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:40,998
Assigned to each one of us.
They just... They're like liquid.
740
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:47,118
I followed it
into my parents' bedroom.
741
01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:49,871
What did you find?
742
01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:57,158
Nothing.
743
01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:05,589
- So we call them IMGs.
- Infant Memory Generators.
744
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:09,071
You buy these glasses
for your infant,
745
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:12,311
and they wear them
at night when they sleep.
746
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:15,710
But inside the glasses
are these slide photographs.
747
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:19,679
Each photograph is of something
peaceful or beautiful,
748
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,796
whatever the parents want.
749
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:24,633
What effect would it have
on an infant?
750
01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:28,392
Well, nobody remembers
their infancy.
751
01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:30,550
Anybody who says they do is lying.
752
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:33,712
So, this will help develop memory
earlier in life.
753
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:34,789
Yeah.
754
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:37,872
Did you consider
that infants need darkness
755
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:40,554
as part of their natural
development?
756
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,229
No.
757
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:50,149
Yeah.
758
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:55,397
What if the parents put in pictures
of Satan or dead people?
759
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:58,435
Is that what you'd show your kids?
760
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:04,555
Er, well, I mean, didn't your dad,
like, stab your mom?
761
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:15,594
Get out.
762
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:18,954
Gretchen!
763
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:23,148
Gretchen! Gretchen.
I'm sorry about those guys.
764
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:54,277
- Two for "Evil Dead", please.
- That'll be $2.
765
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:44,718
Why do you wear
that stupid bunny suit?
766
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:53,677
Why are you wearing
that stupid man suit?
767
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:05,111
Take it off.
768
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,590
What happened to your eye?
769
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:45,790
Why do they call you Frank?
770
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:49,228
It is the name of my father.
771
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:54,075
And his father before me.
772
01:20:58,160 --> 01:20:59,559
Frank...
773
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:06,034
whers this going to stop?
774
01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:09,113
You should already know that.
775
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:14,029
Watch the movie screen.
776
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:19,038
There's something
I want to show you.
777
01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:29,395
Have you ever seen a portal?
778
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:52,351
Burn it to the ground.
779
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:10,150
Ok. Now, girls,
I want you to concentrate.
780
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:13,034
Failure is not an option.
781
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:18,319
And, Bethany, if you feel the need
to vomit up there, just swallow it.
782
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:22,435
- Ok, Mom. - Hey, you guys,
good luck out there.
783
01:24:02,338 --> 01:24:04,647
Now, that was really something.
784
01:24:04,738 --> 01:24:07,935
Thank you, Cherita Chen,
with "Autumn Angel".
785
01:24:08,018 --> 01:24:11,010
Now the moment
we've all been waiting for.
786
01:24:11,098 --> 01:24:15,853
It is my pleasure to introduce
to you Emily Bates, Suzy Bailey,
787
01:24:15,938 --> 01:24:19,977
Samantha Darko, Beth Farmer
and Joanie James.
788
01:24:20,298 --> 01:24:22,448
They are Sparkle Motion.
789
01:27:15,578 --> 01:27:17,728
How long was I asleep for?
790
01:27:18,618 --> 01:27:20,290
Whole movie.
791
01:28:02,938 --> 01:28:05,736
Well, look what the cat dragged in!
792
01:28:08,778 --> 01:28:10,973
How you doing, Donnie?
793
01:28:17,218 --> 01:28:19,937
Your little sister
was broken-hearted
794
01:28:20,018 --> 01:28:22,930
that you missed
her big show last night.
795
01:28:24,578 --> 01:28:26,091
- Dad?
- Hm?
796
01:28:27,218 --> 01:28:28,731
I'm crazy.
797
01:28:29,938 --> 01:28:32,213
You're not crazy.
798
01:28:33,658 --> 01:28:35,694
I used to be crazy.
799
01:28:38,898 --> 01:28:40,775
But you're not crazy.
800
01:28:44,538 --> 01:28:46,130
- Look, you're my only son...
- I know...
801
01:28:46,218 --> 01:28:52,293
No, hold it. I know I'm not
the best communicator, but...
802
01:28:55,258 --> 01:29:00,537
...whatever happens to you,
be honest, tell the truth,
803
01:29:01,938 --> 01:29:05,567
even if they do look at you
funny -they will.
804
01:29:05,658 --> 01:29:08,536
But what you gotta understand, son,
805
01:29:08,618 --> 01:29:12,008
is that almost all of those people
are full of shit.
806
01:29:18,378 --> 01:29:22,451
They're all part of this great
big conspiracy of bullshit.
807
01:29:24,978 --> 01:29:27,697
And they're scared
of people like you.
808
01:29:29,098 --> 01:29:30,975
Because those bullshitters know
809
01:29:31,058 --> 01:29:33,936
that you're smarter
than all of them.
810
01:29:35,858 --> 01:29:38,770
You know what you say
to people like that? Hm?
811
01:29:41,938 --> 01:29:43,690
"Fuck you."
812
01:29:48,138 --> 01:29:51,926
The blaze was extinguished
sometime after 8,00 last night.
813
01:29:52,018 --> 01:29:54,691
Firefighters discovered
what has been referred to
814
01:29:54,778 --> 01:29:57,008
as a kiddie porn dungeon,
815
01:29:57,498 --> 01:30:03,368
Cunningham, who has become
a recent celebrity, was arrested...
816
01:30:03,458 --> 01:30:07,007
- Oh, my God! ...while at Sarasota
Heights Country Club.
817
01:30:07,378 --> 01:30:11,166
Arson has not been ruled out
as the cause of the fire,
818
01:30:11,618 --> 01:30:15,213
Now a group
of Cunning Vision employees...
819
01:30:15,298 --> 01:30:16,856
Dad played golf with that guy.
820
01:30:16,938 --> 01:30:19,133
...vehemently denied
the alleged link
821
01:30:19,218 --> 01:30:22,255
to a child pornography
publishing circuit.
822
01:30:22,338 --> 01:30:26,331
In a vicious statement, Connie
attacked fire department officials,
823
01:30:26,418 --> 01:30:28,613
claiming a mass conspiracy.
824
01:30:33,178 --> 01:30:36,534
I'm sorry, Karen.
This is a progressive school,
825
01:30:37,258 --> 01:30:40,807
but we don't feel
your methods are appropriate.
826
01:30:41,858 --> 01:30:44,895
What exactly about my methods
are inappropriate?
827
01:30:51,618 --> 01:30:54,974
I am sorry that you have failed.
828
01:30:59,138 --> 01:31:02,653
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have another appointment.
829
01:31:03,898 --> 01:31:06,571
You can finish out the week.
830
01:31:12,298 --> 01:31:14,858
Fuck!
831
01:31:37,898 --> 01:31:40,731
Good afternoon.
It's a great pleasure to announce
832
01:31:40,818 --> 01:31:43,696
that the Middlesex Ridge School
dance team
833
01:31:43,778 --> 01:31:48,613
has been invited to perform on
"Star Search '88" in Los Angeles.
834
01:32:16,618 --> 01:32:21,248
- I know now a terrible thing
is coming. - What do you mean?
835
01:32:21,338 --> 01:32:27,891
The field, the field,
it's covered with blood,
836
01:32:28,858 --> 01:32:31,611
Blood? Don't be silly.
837
01:32:44,498 --> 01:32:49,253
All right, it's getting dark,
We should get back to the burrow.
838
01:32:49,338 --> 01:32:54,093
Back to the burrow? It'll come
there, it's all around us!
839
01:32:54,178 --> 01:32:57,534
- Stop it, Fiver,
- We've got to leave here.
840
01:33:05,698 --> 01:33:09,054
When the other rabbits
hear of Fiver's vision,
841
01:33:09,138 --> 01:33:10,491
do they believe him?
842
01:33:10,578 --> 01:33:12,534
Why should we care?
843
01:33:13,898 --> 01:33:16,412
Because the rabbits are us, Donnie.
844
01:33:17,258 --> 01:33:19,328
Why should I mourn for a rabbit?
845
01:33:19,618 --> 01:33:23,497
Is the death of one species
less tragic than another?
846
01:33:23,738 --> 01:33:26,730
Of course. A rabbit's not like us.
847
01:33:26,978 --> 01:33:29,446
It has no history books,
no photographs,
848
01:33:29,538 --> 01:33:31,847
no knowledge of sorrow or regret.
849
01:33:31,938 --> 01:33:36,295
I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong,
I like rabbits.
850
01:33:36,378 --> 01:33:38,096
They're cute and horny.
851
01:33:38,178 --> 01:33:40,567
If you're cute and horny,
you're happy.
852
01:33:40,658 --> 01:33:42,888
You don't know why you're alive.
853
01:33:42,978 --> 01:33:47,017
You just want to have sex as many
times as possible before you die.
854
01:33:47,898 --> 01:33:51,493
I just don't see the point
in crying over a dead rabbit...
855
01:33:52,298 --> 01:33:56,086
who never even feared death
to begin with.
856
01:33:57,058 --> 01:33:58,207
You're wrong.
857
01:33:58,298 --> 01:34:02,257
These rabbits are the product
of the author's imagination.
858
01:34:02,338 --> 01:34:04,932
He cares for them,
so we care for them,
859
01:34:05,018 --> 01:34:07,691
otherwise we've just
missed the point.
860
01:34:10,738 --> 01:34:14,253
Arert we forgetting
about the miracle of storytelling?
861
01:34:15,818 --> 01:34:19,367
The deus ex machina?
The god machine?
862
01:34:21,338 --> 01:34:23,613
That's what saved the rabbits.
863
01:34:30,538 --> 01:34:33,371
No, it was ridiculous.
I'll call you back.
864
01:34:35,578 --> 01:34:37,569
- Rose.
- Kitty.
865
01:34:39,498 --> 01:34:43,969
I'm sure you've heard the horrible
allegations against Jim Cunningham.
866
01:34:44,058 --> 01:34:47,289
I know. Something about
a kiddie porn dungeon...
867
01:34:47,378 --> 01:34:50,131
Oh, please, please!
Don't use those words!
868
01:34:51,498 --> 01:34:55,571
It's obviously a conspiracy
to destroy an innocent man.
869
01:34:56,098 --> 01:35:00,410
I'm spearheading the Jim Cunningham
defence campaign.
870
01:35:02,618 --> 01:35:06,975
Rose, I have to appear at his
arraignment tomorrow morning.
871
01:35:07,058 --> 01:35:11,336
The girls have to leave
for Los Angeles.
872
01:35:11,418 --> 01:35:15,775
As their coach, I was the obvious
choice to chaperone them.
873
01:35:15,858 --> 01:35:19,089
- But now you can't go.
- Yes.
874
01:35:20,418 --> 01:35:23,251
Now, believe me,
of all the other mothers,
875
01:35:23,338 --> 01:35:25,613
I would never dream of asking you.
876
01:35:25,698 --> 01:35:28,576
But none of the others
are available.
877
01:35:30,978 --> 01:35:35,290
I don't know, Kitty. It's a bad
weekend. Eddie's in New York.
878
01:35:36,498 --> 01:35:39,456
Rose, I don't know if you realise
879
01:35:39,538 --> 01:35:43,451
what an opportunity
this is for our daughters!
880
01:35:44,178 --> 01:35:49,616
This has been a dream of Samantha's
and all of ours for a long time.
881
01:35:49,698 --> 01:35:52,292
I made her lead dancer!
882
01:35:53,498 --> 01:35:57,457
Sometimes I doubt your commitment
to Sparkle Motion!
883
01:36:28,138 --> 01:36:30,732
Elizabeth will be in charge.
884
01:36:31,178 --> 01:36:33,646
She'll drive you to therapy.
885
01:36:34,298 --> 01:36:35,936
And if you need anything,
886
01:36:36,018 --> 01:36:39,055
you promise me
that you will call Dr Thurman?
887
01:36:49,258 --> 01:36:52,853
How does it feel
to have a wacko for a son?
888
01:36:58,018 --> 01:36:59,849
It feels wonderful.
889
01:37:32,338 --> 01:37:34,568
Here... Sorry! Here you are!
890
01:37:37,178 --> 01:37:40,329
- You guys are gonna win.
I know it. - So do I.
891
01:37:40,858 --> 01:37:45,534
Here's the keys. There's food
in the fridge and do not...
892
01:37:45,618 --> 01:37:48,451
Mom, go.
You're gonna miss your plane.
893
01:37:48,538 --> 01:37:51,132
Mom, I need...
894
01:37:52,698 --> 01:37:55,451
There's nothing broken in my brain.
895
01:37:56,138 --> 01:37:58,698
- I know.
- Bye, Donnie.
896
01:38:03,778 --> 01:38:06,690
Ok, go. Go!
897
01:38:29,578 --> 01:38:31,136
Hello, Donnie.
898
01:38:31,898 --> 01:38:32,967
It's Friday.
899
01:38:33,058 --> 01:38:36,812
Shouldrt you be off with
your friends, scaring old people?
900
01:38:41,778 --> 01:38:45,771
- What's going on? - I don't know.
That's a good question.
901
01:38:47,858 --> 01:38:52,568
I'm no longer your English teacher.
They fired me.
902
01:38:53,138 --> 01:38:56,926
That's bullshit!
You're the only good teacher here.
903
01:39:00,138 --> 01:39:01,332
Thank you.
904
01:39:03,858 --> 01:39:05,610
What's "cellar door"?
905
01:39:07,378 --> 01:39:09,687
This famous linguist once said
906
01:39:09,778 --> 01:39:13,407
that of all the phrases
in the English language,
907
01:39:13,498 --> 01:39:17,616
of all the endless combinations
of words in all of history,
908
01:39:17,698 --> 01:39:20,735
"cellar door"
is the most beautiful.
909
01:39:20,818 --> 01:39:22,695
"Cellar door."
910
01:39:56,898 --> 01:40:00,857
I promise that one day everything's
gonna be better for you.
911
01:40:03,178 --> 01:40:04,452
Shut up!
912
01:40:18,578 --> 01:40:22,253
- I want to talk about your past.
- No-
913
01:40:23,138 --> 01:40:26,130
I want to talk
about you and your parents.
914
01:40:27,658 --> 01:40:31,253
They didn't buy me
what I wanted for Christmas.
915
01:40:31,978 --> 01:40:34,776
What did you want for Christmas
that year?
916
01:40:35,738 --> 01:40:38,172
Hungry Hungry Hippos.
917
01:40:40,138 --> 01:40:44,256
How did you feel, being denied
these Hungry Hungry Hippos?
918
01:40:45,458 --> 01:40:48,973
- Regret.
- What else makes you feel regret?
919
01:40:52,218 --> 01:40:56,177
- That I did it again.
- You did it again?
920
01:40:58,058 --> 01:41:02,051
I flooded my school and I burned
down that pervert's house.
921
01:41:05,058 --> 01:41:08,528
I only have a few days left
before they catch me.
922
01:41:08,618 --> 01:41:10,574
Did Frank tell you
to do these things?
923
01:41:10,658 --> 01:41:14,492
I have to obey him.
He saved my life.
924
01:41:15,378 --> 01:41:18,415
I have to obey him
or I'll be left all alone.
925
01:41:18,498 --> 01:41:20,329
And then...
926
01:41:21,418 --> 01:41:25,297
And then I won't be able to figure
out what this is all about.
927
01:41:25,778 --> 01:41:28,451
I won't know his master plan.
928
01:41:29,658 --> 01:41:33,651
Do you mean God's master plan?
929
01:41:33,738 --> 01:41:35,808
Do you now believe in God?
930
01:41:35,898 --> 01:41:38,890
I have the power
to build a time machine.
931
01:41:39,898 --> 01:41:41,809
How is that possible?
932
01:41:44,538 --> 01:41:47,496
How is time travel possible,
Donnie?
933
01:41:48,098 --> 01:41:50,328
Time's up, Frank said.
934
01:41:50,698 --> 01:41:53,974
- When is this going to happen?
- Soon.
935
01:42:15,218 --> 01:42:17,413
What is going to happen?
936
01:42:21,418 --> 01:42:24,649
- Frank is gonna kill.
- Who is he going to kill?
937
01:42:29,538 --> 01:42:32,655
- Who is he going to kill?
- I can see him!
938
01:42:37,858 --> 01:42:40,133
The sky's gonna open up.
939
01:42:46,658 --> 01:42:52,528
If the sky suddenly opened up,
there would be no law, no rule.
940
01:42:53,458 --> 01:42:56,814
There would only be you
and your memories,
941
01:42:57,298 --> 01:43:01,211
the choices you've made
and the people you've touched.
942
01:43:02,418 --> 01:43:07,412
If this world were to end,
there would only be you and him...
943
01:43:09,338 --> 01:43:11,249
...and no one else.
944
01:43:41,298 --> 01:43:43,937
You can stop
taking your medication.
945
01:43:44,018 --> 01:43:48,375
They're placebos.
Just pills made out of water.
946
01:43:50,218 --> 01:43:51,537
Thank you.
947
01:43:52,538 --> 01:43:54,017
Donnie...
948
01:43:56,138 --> 01:44:01,053
An atheist is someone who denies
altogether the existence of God.
949
01:44:01,418 --> 01:44:03,215
You're an agnostic.
950
01:44:04,018 --> 01:44:06,532
An agnostic is someone...
951
01:44:07,538 --> 01:44:11,167
who believes that there is
no proof of the existence of God,
952
01:44:11,258 --> 01:44:16,252
but does not deny
a possibility that God exists.
953
01:44:23,978 --> 01:44:26,208
Goodbye, Dr Thurman.
954
01:44:49,298 --> 01:44:50,367
Hey.
955
01:44:51,938 --> 01:44:53,212
I got in.
956
01:44:57,858 --> 01:44:59,530
I'm going to Harvard.
957
01:45:01,698 --> 01:45:05,247
Hey, we should totally throw
a party. Mom and Dad are gone.
958
01:45:05,338 --> 01:45:08,614
It's Halloween.
We could get away with it.
959
01:45:08,698 --> 01:45:12,213
Ok. But it has to be small.
960
01:45:44,938 --> 01:45:48,453
We got eggs, water balloons
and a dozen rolls of toilet paper.
961
01:45:48,538 --> 01:45:50,733
I stole four beers from my dad.
962
01:45:50,818 --> 01:45:54,208
- We got a keg.
- Keg beer is for pussies.
963
01:46:17,498 --> 01:46:20,137
Rose, this is Lilian Thurman.
964
01:46:20,778 --> 01:46:24,407
It is important that you call me
as soon as you get this message.
965
01:46:24,498 --> 01:46:25,692
Thank you.
966
01:46:50,818 --> 01:46:51,853
You ok?
967
01:46:54,098 --> 01:46:56,054
Yeah. My mom's gone.
968
01:46:58,258 --> 01:46:59,771
You want to come in?
969
01:47:23,738 --> 01:47:25,649
I don't know.
970
01:47:25,738 --> 01:47:29,890
She didn't leave a note
and the house was all messed up.
971
01:47:31,338 --> 01:47:33,249
But you're ok.
972
01:47:36,378 --> 01:47:38,096
Did you call the cops?
973
01:47:39,138 --> 01:47:40,890
Yeah, they said
I should leave the house
974
01:47:40,978 --> 01:47:44,766
and that I should go
to a safe place.
975
01:47:46,818 --> 01:47:51,209
I'm just so scared. I keep thinking
something awful is happening and...
976
01:47:53,418 --> 01:47:55,978
It's my fucking stepdad, I know it.
977
01:48:05,938 --> 01:48:09,931
I guess some people are just born
with tragedy in their blood.
978
01:48:14,858 --> 01:48:18,692
- Hey, have you seen Frank?
- No, they went on a beer run.
979
01:48:22,698 --> 01:48:26,452
If you're there, please pick up.
Oh, well, Good news,
980
01:48:26,538 --> 01:48:29,006
The girls got
three and a half stars
981
01:48:29,098 --> 01:48:31,612
and are in the quarter-finals.
982
01:48:31,698 --> 01:48:34,735
Samantha was amazing, Anyway...
983
01:48:34,818 --> 01:48:37,378
We're taking the red-eye back
tonight and...
984
01:48:37,458 --> 01:48:40,336
- Mom, we've got to leave.
- Yeah. Ok.
985
01:48:40,418 --> 01:48:43,376
We should arrive
8:30 in the morning.
986
01:48:44,258 --> 01:48:48,251
Um... I hope everything's...
I hope everything's all right.
987
01:48:48,778 --> 01:48:50,416
I love you. Bye.
988
01:50:53,338 --> 01:50:55,727
- Come with me.
- Where are we going?
989
01:50:56,058 --> 01:50:58,811
- Donnie?
- Look, we gotta go.
990
01:50:59,978 --> 01:51:03,334
- We've got to see Grandma Death.
- Why? About the book?
991
01:51:03,418 --> 01:51:05,090
- No, it's Frank.
- Donnie...
992
01:51:05,178 --> 01:51:07,373
Time is running out! We gotta go.
993
01:51:53,658 --> 01:51:56,809
Donnie, nobody's here.
Let's just forget about it.
994
01:51:58,698 --> 01:52:00,609
"Cellar door."
995
01:52:00,698 --> 01:52:01,972
What?
996
01:53:04,538 --> 01:53:06,176
Donnie! Donnie!
997
01:53:10,138 --> 01:53:11,332
Donnie!
998
01:53:12,378 --> 01:53:15,734
- Why the fuck are you here?
- Oh, my God!
999
01:53:19,898 --> 01:53:21,729
- You're dead!
- What do we do?
1000
01:53:21,818 --> 01:53:23,888
- Shit!
- Leave them alone!
1001
01:53:27,978 --> 01:53:30,572
Don't fucking move!
Don't fucking move!
1002
01:53:39,338 --> 01:53:40,851
There's a car!
1003
01:53:42,538 --> 01:53:45,052
- Get the hell out of here!
- Come on!
1004
01:53:46,058 --> 01:53:48,367
Seth, a car's coming. Let's go!
1005
01:53:48,458 --> 01:53:50,892
I have a bigger knife now.
1006
01:53:52,138 --> 01:53:53,173
Fuck!
1007
01:54:00,538 --> 01:54:02,847
Did you call the fucking cops?
1008
01:54:02,938 --> 01:54:05,611
- Deus ex machina.
- What did you just say?
1009
01:54:07,698 --> 01:54:10,974
- What the fuck did you say?
- Our saviour.
1010
01:54:15,538 --> 01:54:16,368
Donnie!
1011
01:54:47,458 --> 01:54:48,777
Frank...
1012
01:55:14,498 --> 01:55:15,931
Is she dead?
1013
01:55:25,018 --> 01:55:28,567
What were you guys doing
in the middle of the road?!
1014
01:55:36,298 --> 01:55:37,413
Go home!
1015
01:55:38,698 --> 01:55:41,496
Go and tell your parents
everything will be ok.
1016
01:55:43,058 --> 01:55:44,377
Go!
1017
01:56:12,098 --> 01:56:17,616
The storm is coming.
You must hurry.
1018
01:58:51,258 --> 01:58:53,488
I'm going home.
1019
02:00:59,938 --> 02:01:03,977
Dear Roberta Sparrow,
I've reached the end of your book
1020
02:01:04,458 --> 02:01:07,530
and there's so many things
I need to ask you.
1021
02:01:08,378 --> 02:01:11,575
Sometimes I'm afraid
of what you might tell me.
1022
02:01:15,498 --> 02:01:17,534
Sometimes I'm afraid
that you'll tell me
1023
02:01:17,618 --> 02:01:20,007
this is not a work of fiction.
1024
02:01:20,778 --> 02:01:25,215
I can only hope that the answer
will come to me in my sleep.
1025
02:01:26,458 --> 02:01:29,131
I hope that when the world ends
1026
02:01:29,218 --> 02:01:32,290
I can breathe a sigh of relief
1027
02:01:32,378 --> 02:01:36,053
because there will be
so much to look forward to.
1028
02:06:22,138 --> 02:06:24,652
Hey. What's going on?
1029
02:06:26,538 --> 02:06:30,895
Horrible accident.
My neighbour... got killed.
1030
02:06:32,538 --> 02:06:36,053
- What happened?
- Got smushed by a jet engine.
1031
02:06:42,618 --> 02:06:44,290
What was his name?
1032
02:06:44,818 --> 02:06:47,048
Donnie. Donnie Darko.
1033
02:06:49,978 --> 02:06:52,333
I feel bad for his family.
1034
02:06:53,058 --> 02:06:54,491
Yeah.
1035
02:07:01,898 --> 02:07:03,854
Did you know him?
1036
02:07:07,058 --> 02:07:08,889
No.
1037
02:07:09,305 --> 02:07:15,625
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