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Here you go. $50,000 for your $500,000.
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Don't you want to see mine?
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Oh, right. Of course.
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Of course.
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You look nervous, friend.
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No, it's just, you know, cold.
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Perfect.
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Very realistic.
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It always is. My specialty.
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That will warm you up.
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Breakfast, everybody!
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Morning, sweetheart.
Did that explosion wake you up last night?
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Explosion? No.
But the sirens woke me up.
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I was having trouble sleeping,
so around 4:00...
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...I thought I'd bake bread.
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Then I thought, "Wouldn't it be nice
if we had a family breakfast for once?"
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So, I did the dishes and made breakfast.
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I'd have fixed the bathroom,
but I'd have made too much noise.
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- No, that's on my list.
- Norman, that is your list.
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Then it's on it. It's as good as done.
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Come on,
we're gonna have a nice family breakfast.
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Come on, Cindy, hurry up.
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I got four more minutes.
Check the schedule.
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- You're not even doing anything.
- It's the principle of the thing.
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Oh, man.
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A high-speed police chase last night
ended in suburban Pleasant Valley.
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A dozen highway-patrol cars
joined the Metro Division...
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...at speeds over 120 miles per hour.
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It's not safe anymore.
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I think I should buy a gun.
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That's just what this town needs:
You with a gun.
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Come down, kids!
We're gonna have a nice family breakfast!
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- Thanks, Dad.
- Hold it.
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What is this?
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A pack of cigarettes.
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I know that.
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What were they doing in your coat?
Are you smoking?
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So what if I am?
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"So what if I am?"
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Do you know what smoking does?
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It stunts growth,
yellows teeth and blackens lungs.
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Do you want to be a yellow-toothed midget
with lung cancer?
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I like to keep my options open.
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Hey, Kev!
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I've got a surprise for you.
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What'd you do that for?
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You were supposed to catch it.
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You wearing that to school again?
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Yes, my father.
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Have you noticed something funny
around the house lately?
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Come on, Billy, we'll be late again.
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Like it's all falling apart,
nobody likes each other.
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Norman, this may not be
the perfect family, but it's close.
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There's still a lot of affection. I know.
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I cook the meals. I run the house.
Do I complain?
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No, because I love being a homemaker.
I find it fulfilling and rewarding.
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Nothing's falling apart...
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...and everybody loves one another.
So get off my back!
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Everything's fine!
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Mom! Mom!
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She'll be back, son.
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There we are.
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A bit nutty today.
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Just a little back-up practice.
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In you go.
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Get in the car, Billy.
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Can it be a hearse?
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Get in the hearse.
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Buckle up.
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The Green Hornet.
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We got one for you.
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How did the bird save Baretta
when he was tied up...
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By pecking out the number of the police
on the phone.
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Episode 23. That the best you can do?
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How does he know all those shows?
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Isn't it silly wasting your time
on these dumb cop shows?
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Why not watch something important,
like baseball?
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Silly?
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Phil, somewhere in the world,
every second of the day...
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...an episode of Kojak is being rerun.
Is baseball?
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- Not during the off-season.
- Kojak has no off-season.
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A bagel with no cream cheese,
and with butter on the side.
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I said no cream cheese. Excuse me?
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I'm a good cop.
I show up on time, fill in my reports.
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That's why you and Jake team so well.
He can't spell.
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Can't you see I'm begging you here?
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My cops shouldn't beg. Don't do that.
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I don't know how else to say this.
I want a new partner.
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You want a new partner?
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Jake would be happier teamed
with somebody more like him.
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Where am I gonna find someone like that?
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I've known Jake 30 years.
You don't have to tell me he's...
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...a pain, but he's a good cop.
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Please, I'm begging you
not to do this to me.
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You're a good team.
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Captain, he hates me.
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Of course he hates you.
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He hates me. He hates everybody.
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Hey, Jake, don't you hate everybody?
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There. Now, don't we all feel better?
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I got this for you.
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Osborn.
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He's in a counterfeiting ring.
He's been eliminating the competition.
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- How?
- By eliminating the competition.
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Now he's rented a home under the alias
John Henderson in Pleasant Valley.
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Pleasant Valley?
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I guess he figured we wouldn't look there.
I want you and Tony...
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...to post a stakeout next door.
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If we know where he is,
why don't we just go and grab him?
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You got a lot of youthful enthusiasm.
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I hate that.
We don't just go and grab Osborn.
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We want him to lead us to somebody big:
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Frederick Lutz.
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He's picking up a bundle of phony $50s
from Osborn this week.
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I thought he ordered...
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I thought he ordered a hit on Osborn.
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I guess they kissed and made up.
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The deal will go down in the house,
so watch for Lutz.
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Jake, this house we're staying in...
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...who lives there?
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Who cares?
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I've mentioned this before:
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Volume 8 of Police Woman
is missing 11 seconds of its end credits.
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Anybody else complain about it?
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No one else has ever rented it.
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It's American history.
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Norman Robberson?
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Detective Stone.
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We need to speak with you.
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Did I forget to rewind my tapes?
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Come with us, please.
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Is that it?
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Geez, you guys are strict.
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I don't know about this.
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Mr. Robberson, you're next door
to a dangerous criminal.
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Your home is perfect cover
for an effective stakeout.
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Look...
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...my family's going through
a difficult time right now.
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I don't know if bringing cops
and counterfeiters into the house...
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...is the right thing.
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The right thing?
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What is the right thing, Mr. Robberson?
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Covering your ass?
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Worrying about the comfort
of the wife and kiddies?
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We're all just...
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...one inch away from a lawless society.
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Know what keeps that nightmare away?
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Men.
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Lone men.
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Men with the courage...
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...to stand up to the night
and spit in its eye!
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What do you say, Robberson?
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You got the guts to be one of those men?
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Wow.
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What'd you tell your wife?
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My wife. Yes, Helen, yes, well...
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It's best I tell her in the morning.
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- Tomorrow? We're moving in tonight.
- I know, I know.
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That's fine.
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But I think Helen would be more receptive
to all this in the light of day.
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Don't worry, it's my problem.
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I'll handle it in the morning.
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That's Osborn's house.
You guys better duck.
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Don't let him see us.
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Ten-four. We'll enter the surveillance
domicile through the garage entryway.
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Wonderful.
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The door is stuck.
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- What's the procedure if the garage entry...
- Get us in the damn house! Come on.
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Sometimes I can jimmy it from inside.
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Mr. Robberson!
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Come on, come on. All right.
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I think that went well.
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Norman!
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- Geez, that's my wife.
- So what?
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Look, I know my wife.
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Let me break this to her
in my own way. Here.
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Trust me on this. Please, officers.
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- It's a goddamn closet!
- I know, but, please.
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Go ahead.
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Yeah, yeah, close it.
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Norman, was that our car alarm?
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No.
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It sounded like our car alarm.
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It was.
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What's that?
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What?
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A noise came from the closet.
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The closet? That was the cat.
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The cat?
What's the cat doing in the closet?
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Who knows? Could be doing anything.
The door's closed.
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Let the cat out of the closet.
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I can't do that, Helen.
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- Why not?
- Because I'm training her.
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She was a bad cat and I'm disciplining her.
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Bad cat! Very bad.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. Go back to sleep.
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Norman?
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Now you're a very bad cat.
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I told you to stay in the closet.
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Dad!
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When it comes to cat training,
you have to be very firm.
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You little bastard!
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Don't ever throw a cat on me again.
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Jake, easy, come on. Come on.
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Okay, this is Billy's room. He's asleep.
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And you can see the house
right through there.
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So, when do we start?
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Have we started? Is this part of it?
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Maybe I can help.
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You've done enough.
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Then I'll let you go about your work.
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Billy sleeps soundly.
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I'll tell my wife in the morning.
I'm up by 06:00.
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Norman, save me some water.
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Morning, Norman.
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Norman!
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Jake!
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Jake!
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I'm a police officer! Remain calm!
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What the...
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Dad! There's a man in the house!
He's got a gun!
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Get away from me!
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Get your hands off my kid!
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- I'm a police officer.
- No, you're not.
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Lieutenant Jake Stone.
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And that naked man
laying on top of your husband...
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...is my partner.
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Ma'am.
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Put the plunger down.
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Good work.
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Anybody who screams or runs...
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...or hits me with anything...
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...is gonna get shot. Okay?
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Bitchin'.
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Our neighbor?
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Osborn.
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I know this is your job,
and I know it's important, but...
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...I can't let my family take this risk.
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I have to ask you both to leave.
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Leave? Honey, they can't leave.
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Can you?
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This operation has already
been green-lighted.
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There.
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See? It's green-lighted.
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Well, now it's red-lighted.
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She wants to red-light it. Maybe we can
work out a yellow-light compromise.
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Mrs. Robberson...
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...we're all just...
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...one inch away from a lawless society.
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Do you know what keeps that...
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...nightmare away?
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Men.
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Lone men.
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Men with the courage to stand up
to the night and spit in its eye.
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Mrs. Robberson...
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...do you have the courage
to stand with us?
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00:24:55,864 --> 00:24:57,422
Give me a break!
259
00:24:58,733 --> 00:25:03,796
Mrs. Robberson, we didn't put Osborn
next door, but he's there and he's a killer.
260
00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:07,307
Just last week, he blew a man to pieces.
261
00:25:07,442 --> 00:25:10,138
Now, sure, we could walk out the door...
262
00:25:10,411 --> 00:25:12,777
...but Osborn will still be there.
263
00:25:14,782 --> 00:25:17,273
And your family will still be here.
264
00:25:23,758 --> 00:25:26,386
All right. You can stay.
265
00:25:28,429 --> 00:25:29,396
Great.
266
00:25:29,531 --> 00:25:31,158
Great civic spirit.
267
00:25:31,866 --> 00:25:34,061
That's the right choice, Mrs. Robberson.
268
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:36,836
No, please, call me Helen.
269
00:25:37,005 --> 00:25:40,907
And I want you both to think of this
as your home. Welcome.
270
00:25:44,479 --> 00:25:46,310
What kind of food do you like?
271
00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:47,346
Chinese.
272
00:25:48,016 --> 00:25:50,177
No. Not Chinese.
273
00:25:50,451 --> 00:25:54,012
- They're cops. They eat donuts.
- I can make donuts.
274
00:25:54,289 --> 00:25:55,881
You shouldn't cook for them.
275
00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:58,987
Of course I'll cook for them.
They're guests.
276
00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:01,826
I'm sorry, my guests don't smoke.
277
00:26:01,996 --> 00:26:03,327
It's not good for you.
278
00:26:04,032 --> 00:26:08,264
I know I can count on you both
to be a good influence on our children.
279
00:26:27,922 --> 00:26:32,859
Let me ask you: Do I get a discount
if I order more than one mattress?
280
00:26:33,127 --> 00:26:34,116
Yes, sir.
281
00:26:34,362 --> 00:26:35,329
We're in.
282
00:26:36,431 --> 00:26:38,865
AT&T, next best thing to being there.
283
00:26:40,134 --> 00:26:41,499
Mind if I come in?
284
00:26:51,479 --> 00:26:53,447
So that's your window.
285
00:26:58,152 --> 00:26:59,278
There's Tony.
286
00:27:03,891 --> 00:27:05,119
Hey, Tony!
287
00:27:07,629 --> 00:27:08,960
Hi, Norman.
288
00:27:09,631 --> 00:27:11,826
- Ten-four.
- Give me that.
289
00:27:21,476 --> 00:27:24,968
Too bad he closed the curtains.
You can't see him.
290
00:27:26,381 --> 00:27:27,973
I know exactly where he is.
291
00:27:29,951 --> 00:27:32,044
In the bedroom, smoking a cigarette.
292
00:27:37,025 --> 00:27:40,517
Wow. You've got one of those
heat-sensitive cameras?
293
00:27:41,663 --> 00:27:44,496
That must have cost a few tax dollars?
294
00:27:45,199 --> 00:27:46,291
A few.
295
00:27:46,601 --> 00:27:49,161
I bet. But it's worth it.
296
00:27:51,005 --> 00:27:52,370
Just lit one.
297
00:27:54,242 --> 00:27:55,937
What if he's not smoking?
298
00:28:18,366 --> 00:28:20,596
I used to dream of being a cop.
299
00:28:23,571 --> 00:28:25,163
Fighting for what's right...
300
00:28:25,506 --> 00:28:27,371
...putting my life on the line...
301
00:28:27,542 --> 00:28:30,170
...saying "Freeze!" and "Spread 'em!"
302
00:28:32,113 --> 00:28:34,274
And "Rico, Youngblood!"
303
00:28:37,251 --> 00:28:40,550
"You have the right to remain silent. "
304
00:28:48,296 --> 00:28:50,196
I'm talking too much, huh?
305
00:28:55,069 --> 00:28:56,161
Good night.
306
00:29:03,478 --> 00:29:07,005
What I'm saying is,
if you need any extra manpower...
307
00:29:07,448 --> 00:29:09,279
You're still talking.
308
00:29:15,022 --> 00:29:17,991
Did you forget about replacing
our broken toilet?
309
00:29:18,259 --> 00:29:19,624
Consider it done.
310
00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:27,563
Looks like a regular $20 bill, right?
311
00:29:34,075 --> 00:29:37,704
Sure, it's money, all right. Funny money.
312
00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:43,446
This is Treasury File Number 6827.
313
00:29:43,718 --> 00:29:45,276
United States Secret Service.
314
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:49,286
The case of the disappearing serial number.
315
00:30:08,776 --> 00:30:10,710
Come on, get out of here.
316
00:30:13,414 --> 00:30:14,210
Go home.
317
00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:14,165
Looks like you have car trouble.
Want a jump?
318
00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:22,205
That would be nice,
but I don't have any cables.
319
00:32:22,476 --> 00:32:24,341
I got cables. No problem.
320
00:32:26,948 --> 00:32:29,212
What the hell is that idiot doing?
321
00:32:29,617 --> 00:32:33,553
In a town like this,
if you see someone with car trouble...
322
00:32:33,654 --> 00:32:36,555
...you stop and help.
If you don't, it's suspicious.
323
00:32:40,494 --> 00:32:43,520
- Where you off to?
- I'm just going for a drive.
324
00:32:44,699 --> 00:32:46,530
It's a beautiful morning.
325
00:32:46,701 --> 00:32:49,499
Beautiful, yeah. Just going for a drive?
326
00:32:50,371 --> 00:32:52,339
No deliveries, no pick-ups?
327
00:32:56,911 --> 00:32:57,878
No.
328
00:32:58,379 --> 00:33:00,643
Just a drive.
329
00:33:05,586 --> 00:33:06,746
He's an idiot.
330
00:33:11,993 --> 00:33:13,620
Okay, start her up.
331
00:33:16,931 --> 00:33:19,491
Well, thanks for the start, neighbor.
332
00:33:19,734 --> 00:33:21,531
Sure, what are neighbors for?
333
00:33:24,805 --> 00:33:28,241
My hands are awfully greasy.
Can I use your bathroom?
334
00:33:30,811 --> 00:33:32,369
You want to use my bathroom?
335
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,375
Yeah, mine's on the fritz.
336
00:33:34,615 --> 00:33:37,914
Pipes are all clogged up
with dead gerbil or something.
337
00:33:40,688 --> 00:33:41,950
If it's any trouble...
338
00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:44,823
No.
339
00:33:49,263 --> 00:33:50,594
He's an idiot.
340
00:33:50,698 --> 00:33:54,828
He is not an idiot. He is having
a friendly chat, as he should be.
341
00:33:55,569 --> 00:33:57,867
He's going into the house.
342
00:34:02,443 --> 00:34:03,671
What an idiot!
343
00:34:06,981 --> 00:34:09,415
Boy, you keep the place nice and clean.
344
00:34:10,718 --> 00:34:12,447
A lot of my stuff hasn't come.
345
00:34:14,722 --> 00:34:15,950
I like it.
346
00:34:16,724 --> 00:34:20,455
There's clutter in my house.
I have furniture you could use.
347
00:34:22,596 --> 00:34:23,961
No, thanks.
348
00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:28,562
There's a nice Barcalounger.
The footstool doesn't pop out.
349
00:34:32,006 --> 00:34:34,702
The bathroom's down the hall.
350
00:34:37,078 --> 00:34:38,568
You need to get that?
351
00:34:39,613 --> 00:34:41,581
You go ahead, I can find it.
352
00:34:49,824 --> 00:34:50,984
Hello, friend.
353
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,455
Probably day after tomorrow.
354
00:34:54,762 --> 00:34:55,729
Contact.
355
00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:57,861
- Anyone we know?
- Lutz.
356
00:34:58,099 --> 00:35:01,626
I got your full order
in five different serial numbers.
357
00:35:02,770 --> 00:35:04,738
Still charge a dime on a dollar?
358
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,009
You know you're getting
some bargain here.
359
00:35:09,110 --> 00:35:10,941
Like Caniff got when he blew up?
360
00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:12,743
I didn't blow him up.
361
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:16,008
I was as shocked
by what happened as you.
362
00:35:16,117 --> 00:35:18,950
He was supposed to meet me here,
at the house.
363
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:20,612
Where it's safe.
364
00:35:20,721 --> 00:35:24,316
That's right.
Safe as it gets in smiling suburbia.
365
00:35:24,658 --> 00:35:28,754
- Remember, no tricks.
- Right, no tricks. If you remember it.
366
00:35:29,864 --> 00:35:31,798
It's just you alone, right?
367
00:35:32,066 --> 00:35:33,499
Me and the money.
368
00:35:33,734 --> 00:35:34,928
That's good.
369
00:35:37,071 --> 00:35:39,631
None of your friends.
370
00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:42,941
Why are you so nervous?
371
00:35:43,043 --> 00:35:46,479
I'm not nervous, okay?
I just want us to be clear.
372
00:35:46,881 --> 00:35:49,782
No weapons. Both of us clean.
373
00:35:50,084 --> 00:35:52,644
That's what I want to hear. Okay?
374
00:36:07,701 --> 00:36:08,827
Came in yesterday.
375
00:36:09,436 --> 00:36:12,928
$50 bills in five separate serial numbers.
376
00:37:02,690 --> 00:37:04,715
I just want to be ready for you.
377
00:37:06,126 --> 00:37:11,029
Wait! Wait! What day?
Just tell me what day. Hello?
378
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,028
Bastard!
379
00:37:24,178 --> 00:37:27,147
Holy shit. Robberson's in the bedroom.
380
00:37:31,252 --> 00:37:33,516
I am going to kill him.
381
00:37:35,990 --> 00:37:37,617
What are you doing in here?
382
00:37:39,994 --> 00:37:41,052
I said:
383
00:37:42,062 --> 00:37:44,030
"What are you doing in here?"
384
00:37:44,198 --> 00:37:47,634
You said the bathroom was upstairs.
I can't find it.
385
00:37:47,868 --> 00:37:52,635
No, I said the bathroom was downstairs.
The guest bathroom is downstairs.
386
00:37:53,207 --> 00:37:55,675
I couldn't find it. I didn't know.
387
00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:05,180
Who were you waving to?
388
00:38:07,755 --> 00:38:08,949
My house.
389
00:38:09,223 --> 00:38:12,659
Your house?
You were waving to your house?
390
00:38:13,727 --> 00:38:16,958
You can see it right through the window.
Hi, house.
391
00:38:18,832 --> 00:38:20,060
'Bye, house.
392
00:38:21,702 --> 00:38:25,661
Well, thanks for letting me clean up.
I can see myself out.
393
00:38:26,307 --> 00:38:27,831
Get down.
394
00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:31,970
Hey, Robberson...
395
00:38:35,182 --> 00:38:37,207
...you've probably lost this.
396
00:38:38,852 --> 00:38:42,583
Yeah, my tobacco pouch. Thanks.
397
00:38:42,790 --> 00:38:43,688
Great.
398
00:38:43,857 --> 00:38:45,256
You don't seem like a smoker.
399
00:38:45,726 --> 00:38:48,593
Me? I'm a two-pack-a-day man.
400
00:38:48,796 --> 00:38:50,991
I love it. I should quit, but...
401
00:38:51,732 --> 00:38:53,825
Well, you must be dying for one.
402
00:38:54,001 --> 00:38:56,970
Dying is right. I know.
I know I should quit.
403
00:38:58,806 --> 00:39:00,171
Go ahead. I don't mind.
404
00:39:00,341 --> 00:39:02,002
I can wait until I get home.
405
00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:03,642
No, really, it's okay.
406
00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:07,242
- I'll wait till I get home.
- No, no, I insist.
407
00:39:07,748 --> 00:39:09,807
- Please.
- Smoke!
408
00:39:13,153 --> 00:39:15,053
This is a little difficult...
409
00:39:16,290 --> 00:39:17,882
...to do with one...
410
00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:23,162
I never learned to roll myself.
411
00:39:23,630 --> 00:39:26,861
I learned this from a Rastafarian in college.
412
00:39:31,772 --> 00:39:33,137
Where was he from?
413
00:39:33,907 --> 00:39:35,738
Rastafaria.
414
00:39:41,181 --> 00:39:42,773
I've never been there.
415
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,052
I've lost my lighter.
416
00:39:48,122 --> 00:39:49,783
You've got my lighter.
417
00:40:10,010 --> 00:40:11,307
Pretty smooth.
418
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,206
You up there?
419
00:40:15,883 --> 00:40:17,783
You better take my gun.
420
00:40:19,686 --> 00:40:23,087
I parked around the block
so he wouldn't see me double back.
421
00:40:24,725 --> 00:40:25,657
Why are you down here?
422
00:40:25,759 --> 00:40:28,023
- What are you doing?
- Trying to help.
423
00:40:28,162 --> 00:40:31,188
Help? You could've blown
the whole stakeout.
424
00:40:48,849 --> 00:40:51,215
I thought you already left for work.
425
00:40:51,452 --> 00:40:54,717
I had some car trouble around the block.
426
00:40:56,390 --> 00:41:00,224
Where's your car?
Maybe there's something that I can do.
427
00:41:00,727 --> 00:41:02,957
That's so nice. I have AAA and...
428
00:41:03,197 --> 00:41:06,826
...they sent a tow truck.
To what do I owe the pleasure?
429
00:41:11,405 --> 00:41:13,305
Thanks. I almost forgot them.
430
00:41:15,876 --> 00:41:19,812
Since I'm already here,
why don't you show me around?
431
00:41:20,214 --> 00:41:21,841
After all, you saw my place.
432
00:41:22,082 --> 00:41:24,107
I'd love to, but...
433
00:41:24,885 --> 00:41:26,853
...I should get to work.
434
00:41:28,422 --> 00:41:31,118
Maybe your wife...
435
00:41:31,892 --> 00:41:33,382
...or kids can show me around.
436
00:41:35,229 --> 00:41:37,891
Helen's gone and the kids are in school.
437
00:41:38,031 --> 00:41:39,999
Then who was in the window?
438
00:41:41,835 --> 00:41:46,431
When we were in my bedroom,
I saw someone in the window.
439
00:41:49,443 --> 00:41:52,276
Him. That was my brother.
440
00:41:53,313 --> 00:41:54,871
Your brother.
441
00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:59,880
He's just in from Bos... Buffalo.
442
00:42:02,322 --> 00:42:03,755
You want to meet him?
443
00:42:04,057 --> 00:42:05,285
He's a great guy.
444
00:42:06,326 --> 00:42:07,884
Jake, come on down!
445
00:42:08,128 --> 00:42:09,789
Come on, don't be shy.
446
00:42:10,063 --> 00:42:14,159
Come down and meet my neighbor.
He lives next door, coincidentally.
447
00:42:14,801 --> 00:42:16,428
Jake, come on down.
448
00:42:29,283 --> 00:42:31,183
This is my older brother, Jake.
449
00:42:32,286 --> 00:42:36,120
I'm his older brother, Jake.
I'm visiting from Buffalo.
450
00:42:36,223 --> 00:42:37,918
Visiting from Buffalo.
451
00:42:42,496 --> 00:42:44,191
Buffalo, New York.
452
00:42:48,835 --> 00:42:50,462
That Buffalo, yeah.
453
00:42:58,278 --> 00:42:59,472
What was that?
454
00:43:01,381 --> 00:43:04,544
- That's nobody, really.
- There's somebody up there.
455
00:43:04,851 --> 00:43:06,341
No, that's just Tony.
456
00:43:06,987 --> 00:43:09,080
Tony, you want to meet my neighbor?
457
00:43:23,537 --> 00:43:25,869
Tony is...
458
00:43:26,073 --> 00:43:28,268
- My boyfriend.
- Cindy's boyfriend.
459
00:43:32,346 --> 00:43:35,838
We better get going.
We're already late for school.
460
00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:38,850
Yeah, right, school.
461
00:43:40,454 --> 00:43:42,081
Great to see you again.
462
00:43:42,222 --> 00:43:43,519
Nice seeing you. Come back again.
463
00:43:43,624 --> 00:43:45,023
Oh, sure.
464
00:43:46,426 --> 00:43:49,122
Let's go, we don't want to be late.
465
00:43:49,630 --> 00:43:51,291
'Bye, Uncle Jake.
466
00:43:51,898 --> 00:43:52,990
'Bye.
467
00:43:55,302 --> 00:43:57,532
'Bye, Niece Cindy.
468
00:43:58,639 --> 00:44:00,163
Take care of my daughter.
469
00:44:00,307 --> 00:44:01,535
Right.
470
00:44:10,050 --> 00:44:12,450
You got a pretty full house this week.
471
00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:16,054
Maybe I'll get the grand tour another day.
472
00:44:17,190 --> 00:44:19,556
Sure thing. Drop by again.
473
00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,984
Mr. Henderson.
474
00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:27,425
Did my brother bother you?
475
00:44:27,934 --> 00:44:29,162
What do you mean?
476
00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:32,430
I don't know. Being nosey?
Snooping around?
477
00:44:32,939 --> 00:44:35,339
Acting like a moron?
478
00:44:39,946 --> 00:44:40,935
Yeah, a little.
479
00:44:42,949 --> 00:44:47,477
He's having trouble acclimating.
He's only been out a couple of weeks.
480
00:44:51,391 --> 00:44:52,221
Out?
481
00:44:52,959 --> 00:44:54,483
Out of the sanitarium.
482
00:44:55,362 --> 00:44:57,455
You didn't notice the scars?
483
00:45:00,367 --> 00:45:01,959
No. Come on.
484
00:45:02,302 --> 00:45:05,362
I guess his hair is growing back in.
485
00:45:07,374 --> 00:45:08,636
You mean they...
486
00:45:14,648 --> 00:45:18,345
At least he's harmless now.
487
00:45:22,122 --> 00:45:25,353
Wait, he goes to work every day.
488
00:45:25,659 --> 00:45:27,092
Work?
489
00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:31,996
He drives downtown,
sits on a park bench...
490
00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:35,095
...and drools for eight hours.
491
00:45:38,338 --> 00:45:43,037
If he gives you any more trouble,
you call me, huh?
492
00:45:45,145 --> 00:45:46,635
That is really sad.
493
00:45:48,014 --> 00:45:49,379
Life is...
494
00:45:51,418 --> 00:45:52,510
...sad.
495
00:45:56,156 --> 00:45:57,987
The poor guy drools.
496
00:45:58,291 --> 00:45:59,656
Your brother?
497
00:46:01,027 --> 00:46:02,995
You said I had a lobotomy.
498
00:46:04,064 --> 00:46:05,554
Better than being your brother.
499
00:46:10,303 --> 00:46:11,998
So, why did you do that?
500
00:46:12,305 --> 00:46:16,264
I had to do something.
I mean, you guys were dying in there.
501
00:46:16,409 --> 00:46:19,435
That was good. It was really good.
502
00:46:20,313 --> 00:46:22,008
You sound surprised.
503
00:46:22,315 --> 00:46:26,581
None of the girls I know
would have been that smart.
504
00:46:27,053 --> 00:46:29,180
You don't know me.
505
00:46:33,727 --> 00:46:37,185
Now, there are certain things that we...
506
00:46:37,531 --> 00:46:39,590
I'm sorry, Jake, it's hot.
507
00:46:40,534 --> 00:46:43,697
...as law enforcing professionals
may have taken for granted...
508
00:46:43,804 --> 00:46:45,738
...that you lay people...
509
00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:50,432
...maybe didn't quite understand.
Now, for example...
510
00:46:50,610 --> 00:46:53,443
...when staking out a dangerous criminal...
511
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,612
Thank you.
512
00:46:54,714 --> 00:46:56,773
...it is generally a good idea...
513
00:46:57,617 --> 00:47:00,177
...to stay out of his damned house!
514
00:47:01,721 --> 00:47:04,656
- Talk about beating a dead horse.
- No harm was done.
515
00:47:04,825 --> 00:47:06,622
No harm done?
516
00:47:07,394 --> 00:47:08,656
But they've seen us.
517
00:47:08,762 --> 00:47:10,593
They don't know who you are.
518
00:47:11,565 --> 00:47:15,194
Now that Osborn thinks we belong,
we can't be relieved.
519
00:47:15,435 --> 00:47:20,372
That's right. So I am stuck here
on a 24-hour basis...
520
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,337
...playing the role of the uncle from Buffalo.
521
00:47:27,581 --> 00:47:29,811
I'm sorry your plans have changed...
522
00:47:30,317 --> 00:47:35,220
...but we're happy to have you here.
I made your favorite: Kung Pao Pork.
523
00:47:35,388 --> 00:47:37,754
This shouldn't be a dinner party.
524
00:47:38,191 --> 00:47:41,592
We have an expense account,
so we can grab Burger King.
525
00:47:41,728 --> 00:47:43,491
Not while you're in my house.
526
00:47:43,830 --> 00:47:46,628
- Give me your plate.
- At least let me help out.
527
00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:50,499
I could do the dishes.
Jake would be happy to mow the lawn.
528
00:47:50,670 --> 00:47:51,398
Thanks, Jake.
529
00:47:51,671 --> 00:47:55,402
Wait a minute.
Wait one cotton-picking minute.
530
00:47:55,775 --> 00:47:58,073
- You don't give me orders.
- I didn't.
531
00:47:58,278 --> 00:48:02,578
Jake's right. He's a proud man
and you put him in an awkward position.
532
00:48:02,816 --> 00:48:05,148
Even if he wanted to mow the lawn...
533
00:48:05,218 --> 00:48:07,846
...it will seem it's because you told him to.
534
00:48:08,622 --> 00:48:10,783
I'm sorry. Let's eat, okay?
535
00:48:11,224 --> 00:48:12,816
You can pass the petits fours.
536
00:48:13,159 --> 00:48:16,253
Don't have one
until you finish your sandwich.
537
00:48:16,897 --> 00:48:18,524
Mrs. Robberson...
538
00:48:19,432 --> 00:48:20,660
...listen to me.
539
00:48:21,768 --> 00:48:25,431
I don't mow lawns. I never mowed lawns.
540
00:48:25,872 --> 00:48:27,533
I never had a lawn.
541
00:48:28,174 --> 00:48:29,607
And if I had a lawn...
542
00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:32,438
...I'd kill it.
543
00:48:38,885 --> 00:48:41,183
Holy jumping Jesus!
544
00:48:43,723 --> 00:48:45,554
Goddamn bastard!
545
00:48:53,266 --> 00:48:54,563
You dirty...
546
00:48:56,336 --> 00:48:57,826
Jesus Christ!
547
00:49:02,342 --> 00:49:04,606
You miserable son of a bitch.
548
00:49:05,211 --> 00:49:06,303
What?
549
00:49:06,613 --> 00:49:09,173
Do you have to use that language?
550
00:49:09,616 --> 00:49:11,311
What language?
551
00:49:12,886 --> 00:49:17,721
It's not very attractive.
I mean, do you think it's really attractive?
552
00:49:18,758 --> 00:49:20,191
It's not.
553
00:49:26,766 --> 00:49:27,733
There.
554
00:49:28,234 --> 00:49:32,694
Eleven single-typed pages stating
Osborn has a room full of lawn furniture...
555
00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:36,502
...and has ordered 12 mattresses.
We're getting nowhere.
556
00:49:36,776 --> 00:49:38,243
We'll get there.
557
00:49:38,912 --> 00:49:39,879
It's funny.
558
00:49:40,246 --> 00:49:44,615
The reason we know what we do
about Osborn is because of Robberson.
559
00:49:45,652 --> 00:49:47,244
That's hilarious.
560
00:49:49,723 --> 00:49:52,248
Doesn't this kid ever go out to play?
561
00:49:52,959 --> 00:49:55,393
Listen, son.
562
00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:00,928
You're getting spooked.
563
00:50:05,271 --> 00:50:07,239
Go away, kid. Go on.
564
00:50:08,808 --> 00:50:13,768
I'm sorry my son jumped on you,
bit your neck and tried to suck your blood.
565
00:50:14,547 --> 00:50:15,912
It happens.
566
00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:20,511
You can't behave like that. It's not polite.
567
00:50:23,690 --> 00:50:25,385
Can't you do something?
568
00:50:25,825 --> 00:50:27,793
The vampire game was fun for a while...
569
00:50:29,295 --> 00:50:33,925
...but we're losing a lot of blood around
the house, so we should try a new game.
570
00:50:43,309 --> 00:50:44,936
He doesn't listen to me.
571
00:50:52,419 --> 00:50:55,320
Hey, kid.
What the hell do you want from me?
572
00:51:05,698 --> 00:51:06,790
How's it going?
573
00:51:12,038 --> 00:51:13,938
My son thinks he's a vampire.
574
00:51:14,707 --> 00:51:15,935
No shit.
575
00:51:18,978 --> 00:51:20,673
I don't know what to do.
576
00:51:21,581 --> 00:51:25,813
You've only been here a few days
and already they listen to you.
577
00:51:27,554 --> 00:51:28,885
They respect you.
578
00:51:29,823 --> 00:51:31,347
What time is it?
579
00:51:31,724 --> 00:51:33,624
It's a quarter to three.
580
00:51:36,329 --> 00:51:39,298
Quarter to three, no one in the place.
581
00:51:43,870 --> 00:51:45,838
"It's a quarter to three
582
00:51:46,473 --> 00:51:48,703
"There's no one in the place
583
00:51:49,008 --> 00:51:50,441
"Except
584
00:51:50,677 --> 00:51:53,339
"you and me
585
00:51:54,848 --> 00:51:57,510
"We're drinking, my friend
586
00:51:58,885 --> 00:52:03,447
"to the end of a brief episode
587
00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:08,390
"Make it one for my baby
588
00:52:09,028 --> 00:52:12,862
"And one more for the road
589
00:52:15,135 --> 00:52:17,865
"That long
590
00:52:18,037 --> 00:52:19,334
"long
591
00:52:20,039 --> 00:52:22,007
"road"
592
00:52:29,516 --> 00:52:30,744
Don't touch me.
593
00:52:34,721 --> 00:52:36,814
Did you ever catch a bank robber?
594
00:52:39,058 --> 00:52:40,082
Yeah.
595
00:52:40,527 --> 00:52:42,392
You ever been in a car chase?
596
00:52:43,663 --> 00:52:44,755
Yeah.
597
00:52:46,166 --> 00:52:47,758
You ever been shot at?
598
00:52:52,539 --> 00:52:54,905
Listen to Uncle Jake's cool stories.
599
00:52:55,808 --> 00:52:56,797
Look.
600
00:52:58,511 --> 00:53:00,706
Our family's having breakfast together.
601
00:53:00,947 --> 00:53:04,644
Uncle Jake,
how long have you known Tony?
602
00:53:06,085 --> 00:53:07,052
Too long.
603
00:53:15,061 --> 00:53:16,585
Blood and brains.
604
00:53:17,063 --> 00:53:18,462
May I have some?
605
00:53:20,967 --> 00:53:22,400
Get your own.
606
00:53:25,972 --> 00:53:28,065
It's a beautiful morning, isn't it?
607
00:53:30,843 --> 00:53:32,970
- That Tony's?
- Yes.
608
00:53:42,088 --> 00:53:43,419
'Morning.
609
00:53:49,229 --> 00:53:50,992
I've got to catch up with Tim.
610
00:53:51,097 --> 00:53:52,155
See you.
611
00:53:52,599 --> 00:53:55,090
Yeah, and I got to get to Jenny's, so...
612
00:53:58,004 --> 00:53:59,835
Well, good-bye.
613
00:54:04,877 --> 00:54:07,903
Well, for about 30 seconds
our life was perfect.
614
00:54:15,622 --> 00:54:17,988
Bathroom time is up, Uncle Jake.
615
00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:22,061
Come on. I just got in here.
616
00:54:22,629 --> 00:54:25,723
- Sorry.
- Five more minutes.
617
00:54:25,898 --> 00:54:29,459
I'll sell you my time slot, 9:30 to 9:45.
618
00:54:29,636 --> 00:54:30,625
How much?
619
00:54:32,505 --> 00:54:33,597
$5.
620
00:54:36,509 --> 00:54:37,476
$1.
621
00:54:38,044 --> 00:54:40,740
$5 or get off the pot.
622
00:54:41,781 --> 00:54:43,749
You little bastard.
623
00:54:45,518 --> 00:54:48,954
Marva Prescott for Street Cops.
The patrolman's job...
624
00:54:49,055 --> 00:54:52,684
...is often routine, and yet,
with every routine stop...
625
00:54:53,059 --> 00:54:58,019
...he knows that around any corner
might be a bullet with his name on it.
626
00:54:58,665 --> 00:55:02,226
The magnetic strip on the back
is much like your ATM card.
627
00:55:02,669 --> 00:55:06,070
We run it through and once the information
reaches the station...
628
00:55:06,172 --> 00:55:10,131
...we get a computer print-out
of any outstanding warrants.
629
00:55:15,648 --> 00:55:17,513
He looks younger every day.
630
00:55:19,052 --> 00:55:20,542
Coming to bed?
631
00:55:20,653 --> 00:55:23,781
I want to finish typing Cindy's paper
on Harriet Tubman.
632
00:55:24,957 --> 00:55:27,187
You know, it's really wonderful.
633
00:55:28,695 --> 00:55:29,662
Yes!
634
00:55:30,029 --> 00:55:34,864
It seems like yesterday I made her
that dancing-seaweed costume...
635
00:55:34,967 --> 00:55:37,527
...for her first-grade play
on life in the tide pools.
636
00:55:37,704 --> 00:55:39,604
They're growing up so fast.
637
00:55:40,707 --> 00:55:42,607
- Billy's doing better.
- He is?
638
00:55:42,709 --> 00:55:45,075
He's coming out of his box more and more.
639
00:55:45,178 --> 00:55:48,204
Not all the way out,
but he's looking around.
640
00:55:48,681 --> 00:55:50,876
I think that's Jake's influence.
641
00:55:51,718 --> 00:55:53,208
Jake's a hell of a guy.
642
00:55:53,986 --> 00:55:57,547
He is. I think he's really good for the kids.
643
00:55:57,824 --> 00:56:00,156
I'll have him talk to Kevin about smoking.
644
00:56:00,593 --> 00:56:01,890
I already did that.
645
00:56:02,061 --> 00:56:04,621
I know that, honey, but he respects Jake.
646
00:56:06,733 --> 00:56:08,223
Good point.
647
00:56:09,068 --> 00:56:13,562
No, I didn't mean it like that.
I meant that he'll listen to Jake.
648
00:56:14,140 --> 00:56:15,971
A father wants to hear that.
649
00:56:17,076 --> 00:56:18,805
I didn't mean it that way.
650
00:56:22,949 --> 00:56:24,917
You'll make me miss the ending.
651
00:56:29,889 --> 00:56:32,255
Would you rather be watching Colombo?
652
00:56:32,392 --> 00:56:35,919
Don't be silly. Colombo is on Thursdays.
653
00:56:37,029 --> 00:56:38,724
Oh, boy.
654
00:56:39,165 --> 00:56:42,726
I could sleep for a million years.
655
00:56:44,771 --> 00:56:45,999
All right!
656
00:56:46,305 --> 00:56:47,795
That's it.
657
00:57:04,424 --> 00:57:05,789
Had to be done.
658
00:57:08,060 --> 00:57:10,290
That was great, Uncle Jake.
659
00:57:10,696 --> 00:57:13,028
Billy, you sure you're okay?
660
00:57:13,199 --> 00:57:14,757
No sweat.
661
00:57:15,802 --> 00:57:17,895
Jake, you got ketchup all over him.
662
00:57:18,070 --> 00:57:19,765
What do you want to play now?
663
00:57:19,939 --> 00:57:21,304
Thank you very much.
664
00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:24,836
I just wanted to get him to leave me alone.
665
00:57:35,021 --> 00:57:36,318
Jake? Tony?
666
00:57:37,290 --> 00:57:39,986
I'm in the bathroom.
I'll be there in a minute.
667
00:58:05,051 --> 00:58:06,018
Freeze!
668
00:58:06,152 --> 00:58:07,380
I said, "Freeze!"
669
00:58:10,256 --> 00:58:13,953
Detective Norman Stone.
Put your hands up and spread 'em.
670
00:58:14,193 --> 00:58:15,956
I said, "Spread 'em!"
671
00:58:19,732 --> 00:58:21,097
You talking to me?
672
00:58:22,268 --> 00:58:23,963
You talking to me?
673
00:58:26,138 --> 00:58:27,833
You talk me?
674
00:58:28,207 --> 00:58:29,902
You? Me?
675
00:58:32,979 --> 00:58:34,037
Norman.
676
00:58:38,985 --> 00:58:42,352
"Happy birthday to you
677
00:58:42,855 --> 00:58:46,154
"Happy birthday to you
678
00:58:46,526 --> 00:58:50,257
"Happy birthday, dear Jake
679
00:58:50,463 --> 00:58:53,364
"Happy birthday to you"
680
00:59:00,172 --> 00:59:04,006
Blow out your candles
and then you can open your present.
681
00:59:04,510 --> 00:59:06,944
If you don't blow them out, I will.
682
00:59:08,047 --> 00:59:11,141
There. Now make a wish.
Come on, make a wish.
683
00:59:11,250 --> 00:59:13,184
You're not making a wish.
684
00:59:13,886 --> 00:59:15,080
I wish...
685
00:59:17,323 --> 00:59:19,382
...that you'd leave me alone.
686
00:59:35,808 --> 00:59:37,776
We'll just eat it without him.
687
00:59:40,246 --> 00:59:41,372
You okay, Mom?
688
01:00:40,006 --> 01:00:42,566
Freeze! Hands up! You're under arrest!
689
01:00:47,179 --> 01:00:48,146
Pow!
690
01:00:48,614 --> 01:00:51,947
I've been shot! Call the paramedics!
691
01:00:52,118 --> 01:00:53,449
- Guess what.
- Call 911.
692
01:00:53,552 --> 01:00:56,248
- Our bathroom's fixed.
- No way. Our bathroom?
693
01:00:56,489 --> 01:00:59,322
Oh, this is so cool. Look at this.
694
01:01:00,159 --> 01:01:01,251
Mom, look.
695
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,588
Check it out.
696
01:01:03,162 --> 01:01:04,993
Great! Norman.
697
01:01:05,431 --> 01:01:08,264
Norman, did you see what Jake did?
698
01:01:09,568 --> 01:01:11,001
The toilet?
699
01:01:11,303 --> 01:01:16,070
Yes, that means we have two that work.
We're a normal family again.
700
01:01:16,208 --> 01:01:18,540
Hands up! Don't make me use this!
701
01:01:20,913 --> 01:01:22,278
You okay, Dad?
702
01:01:23,315 --> 01:01:25,215
Yeah, fine.
703
01:01:26,452 --> 01:01:28,420
Do you want to talk about it?
704
01:01:29,021 --> 01:01:30,488
No, I'm fine.
705
01:01:31,257 --> 01:01:34,158
I used to get sad sometimes, too.
706
01:01:36,328 --> 01:01:40,094
When I was little,
I thought people liked Kevin more than me.
707
01:01:40,466 --> 01:01:42,161
Don't be silly.
708
01:01:42,401 --> 01:01:45,632
Because he could do so many cool things.
709
01:01:46,172 --> 01:01:49,039
Then I realized, "Hey, I'm only five. "
710
01:01:50,476 --> 01:01:52,103
How old are you, Dad?
711
01:01:52,978 --> 01:01:54,240
I'm about 12.
712
01:01:58,484 --> 01:02:00,452
Mind if I play with Uncle Jake?
713
01:02:00,686 --> 01:02:02,119
No, go ahead.
714
01:02:04,623 --> 01:02:08,059
Uncle Jake, want to come outside
and play with me?
715
01:02:08,194 --> 01:02:10,162
Yeah, let me finish this coffee.
716
01:02:10,496 --> 01:02:12,930
Whatever you say, Uncle Jake.
717
01:02:13,499 --> 01:02:14,932
Uncle Jake.
718
01:02:27,646 --> 01:02:30,080
7-8-5-1, family dispute.
719
01:02:42,261 --> 01:02:43,956
Now, please listen.
720
01:02:44,530 --> 01:02:48,557
I want a bagel with no cream cheese,
just butter, okay?
721
01:02:48,734 --> 01:02:50,429
No cream cheese, whatsoever.
722
01:02:50,669 --> 01:02:51,658
Right.
723
01:02:52,004 --> 01:02:53,665
Maybe you better write it down.
724
01:02:54,473 --> 01:02:55,565
Maybe.
725
01:02:57,276 --> 01:02:58,971
Bagel for the counter.
726
01:03:10,189 --> 01:03:11,281
Enjoy.
727
01:03:18,030 --> 01:03:19,122
Okay.
728
01:03:19,298 --> 01:03:23,462
I'll pay for this bagel,
but you'll never see me in here again.
729
01:03:23,769 --> 01:03:25,634
Yeah, you're breaking my heart.
730
01:03:25,738 --> 01:03:28,571
And if you want a tip, I got news for you.
731
01:03:38,717 --> 01:03:40,116
You're under arrest.
732
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,151
Gee, I'm scared!
733
01:03:45,191 --> 01:03:47,625
You want to hurry? You're backing me up.
734
01:03:47,793 --> 01:03:50,284
Give me potato salad.
Where's the pickles?
735
01:03:51,063 --> 01:03:54,396
We need pickles. Not coleslaw,
I said potato salad.
736
01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:57,591
Did you hear me? I said potato salad.
737
01:03:58,237 --> 01:03:59,761
You're under arrest. Freeze!
738
01:04:00,072 --> 01:04:02,040
- He has a knife!
- No, a gun!
739
01:04:02,141 --> 01:04:04,632
- Don't shoot.
- Put your hands behind my back.
740
01:04:05,077 --> 01:04:07,568
No, straight up. Reach for the tiling.
741
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,170
Relax, everybody.
742
01:04:10,349 --> 01:04:13,182
The show's over.
Detective Norm Stone here.
743
01:04:13,485 --> 01:04:17,319
Stick your hands behind your back.
Don't try anything.
744
01:04:42,514 --> 01:04:44,209
I want to see a lawyer.
745
01:04:48,387 --> 01:04:50,355
You arrested a waiter?
746
01:04:51,257 --> 01:04:52,485
That's right.
747
01:04:53,525 --> 01:04:55,220
May I ask why?
748
01:04:57,830 --> 01:04:59,559
One thing, his service stunk.
749
01:04:59,798 --> 01:05:01,288
It stunk!
750
01:05:01,734 --> 01:05:02,826
Come here.
751
01:05:04,870 --> 01:05:06,838
You're nuts, do you know that?
752
01:05:08,274 --> 01:05:10,242
Jake, he was rude.
753
01:05:10,409 --> 01:05:12,639
You can't arrest people for being rude.
754
01:05:12,878 --> 01:05:16,507
If we did, all of New York City
would be on death row.
755
01:05:16,815 --> 01:05:19,181
I have a hunch about this guy.
756
01:05:19,418 --> 01:05:20,442
A what?
757
01:05:20,619 --> 01:05:23,782
A hunch. You know,
like a cop kind of a hunch.
758
01:05:24,290 --> 01:05:26,850
Let's take him downtown
and interrogate him.
759
01:05:27,293 --> 01:05:31,787
But he's not hiding anything.
Stop talking like a dumb TV detective.
760
01:05:31,897 --> 01:05:36,630
- You be good cop, I'm bad cop.
- You are not a cop!
761
01:05:37,436 --> 01:05:42,339
Give me my badge
and the key to the cuffs.
762
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:55,378
Now, get in.
763
01:05:55,521 --> 01:05:56,749
Get in!
764
01:05:57,456 --> 01:05:59,549
- Just look at...
- Get in!
765
01:06:00,893 --> 01:06:01,917
Stay!
766
01:06:03,729 --> 01:06:05,162
Quiet!
767
01:06:07,733 --> 01:06:10,759
- Just check his file.
- Don't say another word.
768
01:06:10,936 --> 01:06:15,566
If I even see you breathe,
I'll shoot you myself.
769
01:06:39,832 --> 01:06:41,390
How you doing tonight?
770
01:06:41,533 --> 01:06:44,366
How am I doing? I'm suing.
771
01:06:44,770 --> 01:06:47,864
Yeah, I'm suing him. I'm suing you.
772
01:06:48,307 --> 01:06:50,798
I'm suing the entire police department!
773
01:06:51,276 --> 01:06:53,870
That's how I'm doing tonight.
774
01:07:05,724 --> 01:07:07,214
What's your badge number?
775
01:07:30,949 --> 01:07:34,783
I can't believe this is possible
in a democratic society.
776
01:07:35,287 --> 01:07:37,915
I've had it with you
and your stupid partner.
777
01:07:38,357 --> 01:07:41,622
You're finished.
You'll be a K-Mart security guard...
778
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,455
...when I'm done with you!
779
01:07:43,829 --> 01:07:46,855
- Take it easy, sir. These mistakes...
- Jake?
780
01:08:00,045 --> 01:08:01,012
What?
781
01:08:01,847 --> 01:08:02,939
What?
782
01:08:04,049 --> 01:08:05,676
Book him, Danno.
783
01:08:11,323 --> 01:08:13,416
Arresting officer, Jake Stone.
784
01:08:13,525 --> 01:08:17,359
- I want to report a stolen car.
- Take a number.
785
01:08:19,865 --> 01:08:22,959
It's the biggest car-theft ring in the valley.
786
01:08:23,502 --> 01:08:24,901
How did you make him?
787
01:08:25,037 --> 01:08:28,598
Get your hands off of me!
I said get 'em off me!
788
01:08:31,009 --> 01:08:32,704
It was a hunch.
789
01:08:33,345 --> 01:08:34,835
That was so great.
790
01:08:35,013 --> 01:08:36,605
You got lucky, Norman.
791
01:08:36,748 --> 01:08:40,582
It wasn't luck, Jake.
I was born to be a cop.
792
01:08:42,821 --> 01:08:45,312
This was the most exciting day of my life.
793
01:08:46,358 --> 01:08:48,588
You think being a cop is exciting?
794
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:54,528
I know it's not all excitement
like Starsky and Hutch and T.J. Hooker.
795
01:08:54,666 --> 01:08:58,568
A lot of it's tedious and bureaucratic,
like in Law and Order.
796
01:08:58,704 --> 01:09:01,036
It's nothing like television.
797
01:09:09,781 --> 01:09:11,874
I'll tell you what it's like.
798
01:09:18,924 --> 01:09:22,360
It's being afraid of dying
every second of every day.
799
01:09:25,531 --> 01:09:27,021
Do you understand that?
800
01:09:30,869 --> 01:09:33,030
You stole my badge, Norman.
801
01:09:34,006 --> 01:09:36,099
Yeah, I'm sorry.
802
01:09:36,808 --> 01:09:40,642
They could've busted me for what you did.
I could've lost my pension.
803
01:09:42,014 --> 01:09:43,777
Then what the hell would I do?
804
01:09:45,417 --> 01:09:49,649
Jesus, I'm sorry, Jake.
Is there anything I can do?
805
01:09:51,690 --> 01:09:53,658
Get the hell out of my life.
806
01:09:58,030 --> 01:09:59,998
I can understand that, but...
807
01:10:00,432 --> 01:10:01,660
But what?
808
01:10:02,167 --> 01:10:04,067
You're living in my house.
809
01:10:06,638 --> 01:10:08,538
I'll show you something great.
810
01:10:09,041 --> 01:10:12,602
This one's cool.
This is an X-ray scope. I can see...
811
01:10:12,978 --> 01:10:14,605
Stop that.
812
01:10:16,848 --> 01:10:18,406
Jake!
813
01:10:18,850 --> 01:10:20,943
That was quick. You're back, huh?
814
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:25,089
My shift, smoke them if you got them.
815
01:10:25,991 --> 01:10:28,425
He's been in the house all day.
816
01:10:28,727 --> 01:10:30,558
Do you mind if we go for a drive?
817
01:10:32,598 --> 01:10:35,965
I'll be 20 minutes. I'm starving.
I'll bring the beeper.
818
01:10:36,468 --> 01:10:37,696
Do you want anything?
819
01:10:38,470 --> 01:10:40,700
Yeah, bring me some fries.
820
01:11:09,668 --> 01:11:11,659
- You got one for me?
- No.
821
01:11:12,004 --> 01:11:13,835
Come on, don't be like Dad.
822
01:11:16,675 --> 01:11:18,836
Me and your dad are nothing alike.
823
01:11:18,977 --> 01:11:20,501
There's a shocker.
824
01:11:22,981 --> 01:11:26,917
Your dad doesn't want you to smoke
because he's afraid you'll get cancer.
825
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:31,489
I don't want you to have it
because it's my last one.
826
01:11:32,724 --> 01:11:35,591
The difference between me and him is...
827
01:11:36,128 --> 01:11:38,187
...I don't give a shit about you...
828
01:11:41,533 --> 01:11:43,000
...and he does.
829
01:11:46,838 --> 01:11:47,930
We're leaving.
830
01:11:48,073 --> 01:11:49,938
Why? What are you afraid of?
831
01:11:50,242 --> 01:11:53,939
I'm afraid of the moral implications
of your dress.
832
01:11:58,116 --> 01:12:01,677
I'm not a child. I'm a grown woman.
833
01:12:02,921 --> 01:12:06,288
Do you know what it's like
to be trapped in this teenage body?
834
01:12:07,559 --> 01:12:09,026
I'm imagining it.
835
01:12:12,964 --> 01:12:14,158
Jesus, Tony!
836
01:12:16,735 --> 01:12:20,899
That's my gun.
You don't need to be afraid of it.
837
01:12:21,106 --> 01:12:23,199
You just need to know how to use it.
838
01:12:24,076 --> 01:12:25,907
You want me to show you how to use it?
839
01:12:27,612 --> 01:12:28,579
Sure.
840
01:12:31,083 --> 01:12:32,744
I'll get rid of the bullets.
841
01:12:51,937 --> 01:12:52,904
Yeah.
842
01:12:53,004 --> 01:12:54,232
Hello, friend.
843
01:12:54,973 --> 01:12:55,997
Is that you?
844
01:12:58,210 --> 01:13:01,111
I didn't want to drop in
without calling first.
845
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:04,644
That's smart.
846
01:13:05,183 --> 01:13:07,879
- You alone?
- Isn't that what you wanted?
847
01:13:08,787 --> 01:13:10,311
If I didn't know better...
848
01:13:10,989 --> 01:13:13,014
...I'd think you didn't trust me.
849
01:13:13,892 --> 01:13:15,587
Of course I trust you.
850
01:13:16,128 --> 01:13:18,358
Why wouldn't I trust you?
851
01:13:19,231 --> 01:13:21,995
You got the stuff?
852
01:13:23,135 --> 01:13:25,296
I got everything you need, pal.
853
01:13:25,804 --> 01:13:29,706
That's good because
I got everything you need, too.
854
01:13:30,842 --> 01:13:33,106
So, why don't you come in?
855
01:13:33,412 --> 01:13:34,709
Great.
856
01:13:48,427 --> 01:13:49,689
Tony.
857
01:13:52,831 --> 01:13:54,662
Where the hell are you, Tony?
858
01:13:56,034 --> 01:13:58,195
If Jake saw this, I'd be dead.
859
01:14:06,011 --> 01:14:06,978
It's going down.
860
01:14:12,784 --> 01:14:15,412
Everything is set up downstairs.
861
01:14:15,854 --> 01:14:18,288
I'd like to use the john first.
862
01:14:19,191 --> 01:14:22,922
Good. The bathroom is downstairs.
863
01:14:25,864 --> 01:14:26,956
Lead the way.
864
01:14:27,732 --> 01:14:28,960
My pleasure.
865
01:14:33,738 --> 01:14:35,103
You going to get that?
866
01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:38,870
It's probably somebody selling something.
867
01:14:39,411 --> 01:14:41,038
It might be important.
868
01:14:45,317 --> 01:14:46,716
I'll get rid of them.
869
01:14:47,085 --> 01:14:48,780
I'll find my own way.
870
01:14:51,490 --> 01:14:53,185
No.
871
01:14:54,092 --> 01:14:58,188
It's very tricky down there, you know?
872
01:14:58,497 --> 01:15:04,367
I'll get you some Taster's Choice and relax.
873
01:15:12,143 --> 01:15:13,110
What?
874
01:15:13,211 --> 01:15:16,044
Is this Mr. John Henderson?
875
01:15:16,114 --> 01:15:19,140
Yes, but I don't accept phone solicitations.
876
01:15:19,518 --> 01:15:21,486
No, Mr. Henderson.
877
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:25,412
I'm calling to offer you a free trip to Maui.
878
01:15:25,857 --> 01:15:27,324
I don't care what it is.
879
01:15:27,926 --> 01:15:29,325
Did you say Maui?
880
01:15:30,262 --> 01:15:32,924
Maui, huh? I heard of that.
881
01:15:33,265 --> 01:15:35,927
That's one of the less developed islands.
882
01:15:37,369 --> 01:15:40,099
You're under arrest. Freeze!
883
01:15:40,338 --> 01:15:41,430
Spread 'em!
884
01:15:41,940 --> 01:15:43,908
Go away, you stupid little kid.
885
01:15:44,142 --> 01:15:48,101
I'm not a little kid!
I'm a cop, like my Uncle Jake.
886
01:15:56,555 --> 01:15:59,524
You know, I've never won anything before.
887
01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:01,323
Can I bring a guest?
888
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:05,121
Do you have a credit card with you?
889
01:16:05,397 --> 01:16:08,366
Well, no, I don't have it with me, but...
890
01:16:08,900 --> 01:16:11,061
Then forget the trip, you asshole!
891
01:16:16,374 --> 01:16:18,535
How long has Uncle Jake
been staying with you?
892
01:16:18,877 --> 01:16:20,310
About five days.
893
01:16:21,580 --> 01:16:23,207
Is the kid bothering you?
894
01:16:23,415 --> 01:16:26,475
- First he's a vampire, now this.
- Hi, Uncle Jake.
895
01:16:26,918 --> 01:16:28,385
He's a handful. Hi.
896
01:16:28,553 --> 01:16:31,784
Billy, it's time for bed.
897
01:16:32,123 --> 01:16:34,216
That's all right, Uncle Jake.
898
01:16:42,901 --> 01:16:44,994
You said this place was clean.
899
01:16:45,337 --> 01:16:46,998
Yeah, it is.
900
01:16:47,272 --> 01:16:49,968
Then why is there a stakeout next door?
901
01:16:51,109 --> 01:16:53,270
I'm taking you to find out
what you got on us.
902
01:16:53,445 --> 01:16:56,039
You stay here and watch the kid.
903
01:16:57,082 --> 01:16:58,913
Don't worry about him.
He has his own gun.
904
01:17:04,222 --> 01:17:08,249
That's not true. I don't have a gun.
I don't believe in them.
905
01:17:09,260 --> 01:17:10,488
Bullshit.
906
01:17:13,999 --> 01:17:15,967
You stay and watch the kid.
907
01:17:17,035 --> 01:17:18,024
You all right?
908
01:17:18,470 --> 01:17:19,937
Ten-four.
909
01:17:36,388 --> 01:17:37,616
Come on.
910
01:17:40,058 --> 01:17:41,855
That must be Lutz's car.
911
01:17:45,363 --> 01:17:47,593
Hi, Jake. Have you seen Billy?
912
01:17:53,371 --> 01:17:55,066
Where's the stakeout?
913
01:17:56,641 --> 01:17:58,939
- Upstairs.
- Everybody, upstairs.
914
01:18:03,014 --> 01:18:04,072
Wait, Tony!
915
01:18:04,349 --> 01:18:05,316
Shit!
916
01:18:07,419 --> 01:18:09,387
Come on in. Close it.
917
01:18:10,088 --> 01:18:11,180
Shut up.
918
01:18:19,431 --> 01:18:22,662
Shut the door. Welcome to the party.
919
01:18:24,703 --> 01:18:26,261
Anybody else?
920
01:18:33,344 --> 01:18:34,902
That could be the station.
921
01:18:35,246 --> 01:18:37,976
Answer it and be careful what you say.
922
01:18:39,050 --> 01:18:41,109
Hi, it's Norman. Is Helen there?
923
01:18:41,386 --> 01:18:43,616
I want to tell her why I'm not home.
924
01:18:45,156 --> 01:18:47,386
I don't know.
925
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:52,018
10:00, 10:15.
926
01:18:52,664 --> 01:18:53,961
Excuse me?
927
01:18:54,165 --> 01:18:56,531
I said, "10:15."
928
01:19:00,305 --> 01:19:05,072
Some friend from that stupid rock group.
I said you wouldn't be home till after 10:00.
929
01:19:06,344 --> 01:19:09,040
He said they'd come by. Is that okay?
930
01:19:09,347 --> 01:19:12,316
Okay, everybody next door. Move it!
931
01:19:13,485 --> 01:19:16,010
10:00, 10:15...
932
01:19:29,768 --> 01:19:32,999
Breaker, this is Man from Uncle
with a distress call.
933
01:19:33,204 --> 01:19:35,069
- Do you read?
- Is this for real?
934
01:19:35,306 --> 01:19:38,332
This is an emergency. Call the police.
935
01:19:39,110 --> 01:19:42,011
Tell Captain Corbett you talked
to Norman Robberson.
936
01:19:42,213 --> 01:19:44,545
Tell him there's trouble at Osborn's.
937
01:19:44,783 --> 01:19:46,580
He's got my family hostage.
938
01:19:47,118 --> 01:19:49,416
I'm sure you don't want to hurt anyone.
939
01:19:49,621 --> 01:19:52,681
Save your breath. He's got to kill us.
940
01:19:53,124 --> 01:19:55,149
If we all put our heads together...
941
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:58,158
He'll enjoy it because he's a killer.
942
01:19:58,296 --> 01:20:04,292
He can wear all the fancy suits he wants,
but inside he's just a street punk.
943
01:20:04,469 --> 01:20:07,063
Is this really the time to pick on him?
944
01:20:19,784 --> 01:20:21,376
Who is this one?
945
01:20:22,153 --> 01:20:25,054
That's just her boyfriend.
946
01:20:25,256 --> 01:20:27,520
Get down. No talking.
947
01:20:28,793 --> 01:20:32,593
Now I've got to whack an entire
middle-class suburban family.
948
01:20:32,797 --> 01:20:34,355
People will notice this.
949
01:21:13,271 --> 01:21:15,796
Where is your big one with the silencer?
950
01:21:16,674 --> 01:21:18,369
I thought you didn't have a gun.
951
01:21:18,843 --> 01:21:21,778
You need a gun these days,
to protect yourself.
952
01:21:22,614 --> 01:21:24,639
This was to be a friendly meeting.
953
01:21:25,116 --> 01:21:26,583
Then why'd you bring a gun?
954
01:21:27,318 --> 01:21:28,615
Yeah, that's right.
955
01:21:51,342 --> 01:21:52,400
What was that?
956
01:21:57,215 --> 01:21:58,512
Check it out.
957
01:21:59,584 --> 01:22:00,448
You check it out.
958
01:22:05,323 --> 01:22:07,416
Come on, this is ridiculous.
959
01:22:07,625 --> 01:22:10,617
We're acting like we don't trust each other.
960
01:22:13,731 --> 01:22:15,426
Let's leave the family.
961
01:22:15,667 --> 01:22:18,135
We'll go look together.
962
01:22:18,603 --> 01:22:19,627
Good idea.
963
01:22:20,672 --> 01:22:21,866
Come on, let's go.
964
01:22:56,407 --> 01:22:58,238
Little too far to the left.
965
01:23:01,312 --> 01:23:03,280
All right, let's just do this.
966
01:23:05,249 --> 01:23:06,682
Now, where is a good place?
967
01:23:12,323 --> 01:23:16,521
In the basement.
I got the walls lined with mattresses.
968
01:23:16,794 --> 01:23:18,227
They'll muffle the shots.
969
01:23:18,529 --> 01:23:19,757
You sure?
970
01:23:19,964 --> 01:23:22,524
Of course, I'm sure. I tried it myself.
971
01:23:25,670 --> 01:23:28,662
I was bored. I was just bored.
972
01:23:28,773 --> 01:23:32,436
I was waiting for him
and I was very bored waiting.
973
01:23:32,577 --> 01:23:33,805
All right, all right.
974
01:23:35,546 --> 01:23:37,514
All right, who goes first?
975
01:23:39,350 --> 01:23:40,544
The girl.
976
01:24:04,308 --> 01:24:05,275
Freeze!
977
01:24:08,780 --> 01:24:09,747
You drop it.
978
01:24:23,594 --> 01:24:25,585
You shot me again, you putz!
979
01:24:25,763 --> 01:24:27,424
I didn't, I shot him.
980
01:24:27,799 --> 01:24:30,359
Now you woke the whole neighborhood!
981
01:24:30,568 --> 01:24:32,763
- You should have watched him!
- I did!
982
01:24:32,937 --> 01:24:34,370
Then where is he?
983
01:24:47,051 --> 01:24:48,313
Norman?
984
01:24:54,792 --> 01:24:56,726
You drop it. Drop it.
985
01:24:57,528 --> 01:24:59,792
- Come on. Drop it.
- I'll shoot you.
986
01:25:00,031 --> 01:25:02,499
Drop it or I'll shoot Mommy and Daddy.
987
01:25:02,767 --> 01:25:07,033
Go ahead, drop it. Drop your gun
or you'll all go back to Buffalo.
988
01:25:07,438 --> 01:25:10,464
Buffalo, New York,
you said you were from?
989
01:25:11,542 --> 01:25:14,511
That's it. Very good.
Now you're being smart.
990
01:25:14,846 --> 01:25:18,338
Everything was perfect here.
You had to come late.
991
01:25:18,549 --> 01:25:19,481
You!
992
01:25:20,651 --> 01:25:21,640
Drop it!
993
01:25:32,630 --> 01:25:34,598
You don't know how to use that.
994
01:25:35,099 --> 01:25:36,930
Come on, Mommy, you shoot.
995
01:25:37,535 --> 01:25:39,526
Shoot it.
996
01:25:39,704 --> 01:25:41,365
Listen, dick.
997
01:25:41,606 --> 01:25:44,837
If I can make lobster-crab souffl�
without having it fall...
998
01:25:44,942 --> 01:25:47,467
...I can sure as shit work this silly machine.
999
01:25:54,485 --> 01:25:58,854
Now drop the gun,
and don't make Mommy tell you twice.
1000
01:26:00,558 --> 01:26:03,584
I don't know what happened.
I had it planned.
1001
01:26:03,728 --> 01:26:04,990
She meant the gun.
1002
01:26:05,096 --> 01:26:06,654
It was all planned the right way.
1003
01:26:07,598 --> 01:26:09,065
I don't want to hurt anybody.
1004
01:26:09,901 --> 01:26:10,993
Give me that gun!
1005
01:26:12,637 --> 01:26:14,798
Jake, he's had enough!
1006
01:26:26,918 --> 01:26:28,442
You're okay, Helen.
1007
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:30,678
Want a cigarette?
1008
01:26:32,056 --> 01:26:33,489
Jake.
1009
01:26:34,058 --> 01:26:35,889
Don't push your luck.
1010
01:26:44,035 --> 01:26:45,696
Dad, are you okay?
1011
01:26:48,472 --> 01:26:49,496
Billy.
1012
01:26:50,875 --> 01:26:52,172
You've grown.
1013
01:26:56,614 --> 01:26:58,138
Kevin, have you been smoking?
1014
01:26:58,482 --> 01:27:00,916
Look what happened. I warned you.
1015
01:27:01,052 --> 01:27:02,815
Dad, that's Kevin.
1016
01:27:05,089 --> 01:27:06,056
Mother?
1017
01:27:08,226 --> 01:27:11,662
Don't worry. We'll get you to a hospital.
1018
01:27:11,829 --> 01:27:14,059
Yeah. Daddy, I love you.
1019
01:27:16,968 --> 01:27:18,196
We all love you.
1020
01:27:20,938 --> 01:27:21,870
Mom?
1021
01:27:24,008 --> 01:27:25,839
You've milked it enough.
1022
01:27:26,711 --> 01:27:28,042
This is the police.
1023
01:27:28,579 --> 01:27:30,069
Cool.
1024
01:27:30,514 --> 01:27:33,677
Release your hostages
and come out of the house.
1025
01:27:33,918 --> 01:27:36,614
This is Marva Prescott for Street Cops.
1026
01:27:36,854 --> 01:27:41,757
The well-manicured lawns of suburbia
were stricken with fear today.
1027
01:27:42,260 --> 01:27:45,229
Go. Get out. Go. Move.
1028
01:27:46,530 --> 01:27:48,157
Take it easy, would you?
1029
01:27:48,599 --> 01:27:51,830
- What happened?
- What happened is you're a moron!
1030
01:27:52,169 --> 01:27:54,933
Let's get a shot of the distraught family.
1031
01:27:55,273 --> 01:27:58,902
Excuse me, we have a deadline.
Wife, teenage daughter...
1032
01:27:59,610 --> 01:28:02,579
It's Street Cops. We're on Street Cops.
1033
01:28:16,861 --> 01:28:18,795
We're on Street Cops.
1034
01:28:22,300 --> 01:28:23,995
Smile, brother.
1035
01:28:25,036 --> 01:28:26,264
You first, Jake.
1036
01:28:28,172 --> 01:28:30,003
Now, smile.
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