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**Subtitles by Joe Shmoe adapted from
other's subtitles.**
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Do you know what you've done?
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That was a living thing, and you killed it!
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And for what? For luck?
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What if that bug was a provider?
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What if it had a family?
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Go on .. go on..
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Hold up!!
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Hold up!!
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Just wait a minute.
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I literally pulled up here 30 seconds ago.
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Seriously.
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Cop: That's it sir
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Wallace: So your content with that?
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Cop: I'm just doing my job.
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Wallace: You could have stopped.
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Cop: No, I couldn't.
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Wallace: Yes, you could.
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Man: I know you.
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Cop: You should have thought of that
before hand.
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Wallace: I have the money!
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Cop: Doesn't matter. I'm sorry.
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Wallce: I have an 1h and 25 min.
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Cop: I can't take the money, sir.
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Wallace: Here's for an 1h 25min.
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Cop: I don't take money sir.
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Wallace: You can just put them
in the meter, I mean...
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Cop: No, I will not
put them in the meter.
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Wallace: Well, so is that it? I mean...
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Wallace: You couldn't just stop?
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Cop: No I couldn't stop.
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Cop: According to the municipal code.
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Cop: I cannot stop writing a ticket once
I started writing it.
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Wallace: So that's it, that's it?
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Cop: Have a better day, okay?
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You don't have to be like this, you know?
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You don't have to be this way!
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I was trying to teach
that boy something!
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Damn .. you .. to hell!
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Damn you to hell!
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Sung.
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Sung, come in here!
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What is it?
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The drain it's clogged.
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Yes it is.
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Well stick your hand
down there and unclog it.
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Why don't you do it?
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The goop, in my hands.
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We're gonna need some draino.
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Well buy some.
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Good afternoon.
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Hey, Dwight can I borrow 5 bucks from you?
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A friend will soon bring you a gift.
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Great.
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You are destined for greatness.
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That's a pretty good one.
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How about ..
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You have a penchant for humor.
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Technically, that's more of an observation
than a prediction.
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We all finished here?
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Actually, I think I want some more
coffee.
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Half cup.
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Of course.
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I'll just leave it here.
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Don't you rush now.
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Oh crap.
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You have any money?
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Oh, damn.
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I don't have enough for the right tip.
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Let's go to the ATM
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No no, no just leave what you have.
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The service wasn't that hot anyway.
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$4.13 please.
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Can I just get one of these?
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Sorry can't break up the pack.
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Yeah but you're out of singles.
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My hands are tied, hands are tied.
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C'mon .. you're the only place open.
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Yeah we are.
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Baby crying and screaming.
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Jesus Christ.
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I'm so glad we're not having kids.
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What do you mean?
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I'm not saying you'd make a bad father
sweetie
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I understand that.
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We're not having kids?
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We've discussed this.
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Turn out the light.
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When did we discuss this?
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It was at the Science Museum.
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There was a family with two kids crying ..
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and the parents were all upset.
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I turned to you and said: I am so glad
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that's not us, and you said: Yeah!
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And from that ..
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You said you like kids.
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No I didn't!
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When did I say that?
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You ...
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It was...
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Wll I don't know, you said it.
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When?
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I don't know!!
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You don't know because I never said it.
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Well I'm not making this up.
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You've known my attitude
about it since day 1.
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So don't go giving me that surprised look.
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Now, turn out the light.
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You did say it.
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Oh my God, stop it.
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Maybe we should rethink things.
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Yeah, maybe we should.
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Typing: Your girlfriend is lying to you
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Your girlfriend is lying to you.
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Hey .. we can't use these.
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Sure we can.
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Dwight.
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This is irresponsible.
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C'mon .. who's gonna care?
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Typing: Your relationship is a farce.
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Maybe you should go home
for the day.
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Who are we to prescribe fate anyway?
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Your trip to heaven or hell was
predetermined long before you were born.
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Huh.
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That'd make you a Calvinist.
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Yep.
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I'm a Bahai myself.
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Stop making names up from chicken shit.
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Fuck you, I'm tolerant.
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You're indecisive.
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Oh yeah?
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Well I'm your shift manager
so you can shut your trap.
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Now get back to work and stick to
the approved messages.
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Typing: Norman is an ass.
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You will meet the girl of your dreams.
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Shit, shit, shit.
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What is it with me?
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Are you alright?
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Oh, I'm fine I'm fine.
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Here, let me help you.
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No, I...
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Don't worry about it, I've got it.
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Here's your oranges.
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Back off, okay?
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Thank you.
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My name is Mitchell.
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That's wonderful.
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Yeah ..
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I like it.
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So what's your name?
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Please go away.
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Woah that's a weird name.
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Look, Mitchell?
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I'd really like you to leave me alone now.
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We didn't just share a moment.
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I just tripped.
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Okay?
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Yeah, but... the fortune cookie ..
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Why don't you have dinner with me.
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Nope!
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I really think we hit it off.
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No, now go away.
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Look, why not let me give you my
number and then think it over?
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Right, all right.
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Give me your number, then.
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Will that get you away from me?
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Yes, it will.
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My home number is on there too.
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Just flip it over.
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Good .. thanks .. wonderful.
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Well look, here it goes into the
bottom of my purse.
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Never to be seen again.
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I really think you're gonna call me.
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Bye!
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Hey!
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Wait!
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Damn it.
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Hey .. get away!
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Get out. Go away!
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Ow!
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Hey man, get back here!
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Nice lid, asshole!
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Thanks a lot, olive.
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Is something the matter?
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Yes, you're out to ruin me!
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I'm not out to ruin you, Ernie.
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Then why this hat?
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I like it!
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Why?
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Why this hat?
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Why the stripey shirts?
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Why the funny dinners?
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I make you these things because
I think that you'll like them ..
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I do it because I love you.
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I don't buy it!
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You don't ?!
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Nope. I think you're trying to embarrass me.
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You're being ridiculous.
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Am I ? .. am I ??
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Because I can't seem to think of any
other reason why ..
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we can never have a
normal day in this house.
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Unless maybe you inherited some weirdo gene.
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Like your loopy brother.
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Oh, hello Ernie.
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Cyr, how are you?
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Ah, nothing to complain about.
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You?
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Been better.
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Been better.
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I called in an order of Kung Pao chicken.
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Oh, one Kung Pao chicken.
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To go.
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Sung.
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My new manager.
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This is Ernie.
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He's a very good customer.
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Nice to meet you.
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Likewise.
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Keep the change.
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Thank you.
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Have a nice night.
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You too.
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Don't touch that man.
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His brother had the cancer.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi.
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Hi.
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Yes, I'd like an order of Kung Pao
chicken please.
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No more chicken!
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There seems to be no more chicken.
231
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How about some Mushu pork?
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Or a cruller?
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Hmm, I really had my heart
set on that chicken.
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Sorry.
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Psst .. shoo .. go away.
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Sound of cat yowling and being hit by a car.
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Why?
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00:16:25,031 --> 00:16:26,154
Why?
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00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,835
I was trying to help this cat.
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Oh man.
241
00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:02,867
You can't help this cat.
242
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It's dead.
243
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See?
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,188
Oh, no tags.
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Must be a stray.
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00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:35,677
Did you find kitty?
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Sorry.
250
00:17:37,461 --> 00:17:38,941
Will you keep looking.
251
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Honey, I have to work tomorrow.
252
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Please?
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Okay.
254
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,225
Thank you Clark.
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Step it up girls.
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Consolidated cable.
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Yeah, uh, my cable just went out.
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Ok, we're experiencing problems..
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So if I can have your last name..
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so I can bring up your account.
261
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Yes, it's Simmons.
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Simmons.
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Ok, Gwenn?
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Yes.
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Ok, what I'll do is..
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I'm gonna credit your account for the lost time.
267
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I just want to know when it's gonna
get fixed.
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My show starts in half an hour.
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Yeah, it's hard to say, really..
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Alright well I really don't want to miss it.
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You know, your voice sounds very familiar.
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I've had a lot of cable problems.
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Wait!
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Say that again!
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I've had a lot of cable problems?
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Ok, now say..
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Never to be seen again.
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What are you talking about?
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It's you!
280
00:18:57,338 --> 00:18:58,338
You dropped your groceries.
281
00:18:58,633 --> 00:18:59,688
I bought the flowers for you.
282
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:00,957
My god.
283
00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:02,208
This is incredible.
284
00:19:02,579 --> 00:19:02,955
I knew this was..
285
00:19:02,956 --> 00:19:03,456
Hold on.
286
00:19:03,483 --> 00:19:04,772
Just hold on!
287
00:19:04,872 --> 00:19:05,850
Look, I'm not one to be rash..
288
00:19:05,950 --> 00:19:07,670
But I really think we should get together.
289
00:19:07,954 --> 00:19:09,456
I mean, this has got to be fate or something.
290
00:19:09,978 --> 00:19:11,199
It's nothing.
291
00:19:11,709 --> 00:19:13,809
My cable went out. You work at the
cable company.
292
00:19:13,909 --> 00:19:15,296
It's really nothing that magical.
293
00:19:15,969 --> 00:19:17,669
The gods have played no part in this.
294
00:19:17,769 --> 00:19:18,875
But... the cookie ..
295
00:19:19,898 --> 00:19:20,628
and then you called.
296
00:19:21,491 --> 00:19:21,991
Cookie?
297
00:19:22,239 --> 00:19:23,503
What cookie? I mean...
298
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:24,898
who are you?
299
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,010
I'm Mitchell!
300
00:19:27,023 --> 00:19:28,217
Ok, Mitchell?
301
00:19:28,621 --> 00:19:29,757
I'm just not interested.
302
00:19:29,857 --> 00:19:30,401
Ok?
303
00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:31,808
So just credit my account..
304
00:19:31,902 --> 00:19:32,840
or whatever you're gonna do ..
305
00:19:32,941 --> 00:19:34,150
and have a nice day.
306
00:19:34,566 --> 00:19:35,627
Alright?!
307
00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:38,292
Oh, ok.
308
00:19:46,425 --> 00:19:47,015
Hello.
309
00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:50,992
Singing on phone: You are the sun,
you are the rain
310
00:19:51,042 --> 00:19:53,724
that makes my life this foolish game
311
00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:57,682
You need to know, I love you so
312
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,470
and I'd do it all again and again
313
00:20:04,863 --> 00:20:05,963
Mother Fuckers!
314
00:20:07,942 --> 00:20:09,730
C'mon, let's get you to school.
315
00:20:11,933 --> 00:20:13,303
No who remembers that "elephant" ..
316
00:20:13,403 --> 00:20:16,447
is spelled with "ph" instead of "f"?
317
00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:19,441
Well that is strange..
318
00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:21,009
because everyone forgot..
319
00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:23,595
to spell it like that on this weeks
spelling test.
320
00:20:24,318 --> 00:20:27,457
Everybody ... except for ... Jennie.
321
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,744
Jennie gets this weeks gold star.
322
00:20:29,778 --> 00:20:31,480
Mother fucker!
323
00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:51,607
Kids!
324
00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:05,615
You were blessed with a keen intellect ...
325
00:21:07,037 --> 00:21:08,544
and one hell of a man.
326
00:21:15,462 --> 00:21:16,978
You are leaving ?
327
00:21:18,098 --> 00:21:19,033
I finished rethinking.
328
00:21:20,949 --> 00:21:21,966
So let's discuss this.
329
00:21:22,677 --> 00:21:24,857
I really don't want kids, Dwight.
330
00:21:25,495 --> 00:21:26,369
How can you be sure?
331
00:21:26,847 --> 00:21:31,218
I just ... I see this flustered look in
every mom and dad ...
332
00:21:31,522 --> 00:21:34,138
this harried, exhausted look.
333
00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:36,656
and I, I don't want to be that person.
334
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:37,804
You know?
335
00:21:38,013 --> 00:21:38,554
And...
336
00:21:40,274 --> 00:21:41,686
Today was the last straw.
337
00:21:42,313 --> 00:21:43,753
What, you get mugged by a baby?
338
00:21:44,199 --> 00:21:45,247
You're an asshole.
339
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,278
Jesus.
340
00:21:46,378 --> 00:21:48,067
I just think you're oversimplifying
the issue.
341
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,484
I don't think you can categorically say ...
342
00:21:50,698 --> 00:21:51,525
No, no, no, I can.
343
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:53,275
You just won't accept it.
344
00:21:55,109 --> 00:21:58,811
So I don't think there is any
point in dragging this out.
345
00:22:00,563 --> 00:22:01,804
I think I should leave.
346
00:22:04,896 --> 00:22:05,672
Fine.
347
00:22:06,823 --> 00:22:07,932
If that's what you want.
348
00:22:14,696 --> 00:22:17,176
But I have to say this doesn't bode
well for you.
349
00:22:19,832 --> 00:22:21,106
Meaning what?
350
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:22,335
Well ...
351
00:22:22,413 --> 00:22:24,104
let's say by Calvinists standards ...
352
00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:25,689
I am predestined to go to heaven.
353
00:22:27,303 --> 00:22:28,104
Your leaving me ...
354
00:22:29,323 --> 00:22:30,963
Wouldn't speak to highly of your fate.
355
00:22:31,913 --> 00:22:33,402
Oh Dwight, you are ridiculous.
356
00:22:33,905 --> 00:22:35,266
If that's what you need to believe.
357
00:22:35,651 --> 00:22:36,435
Go ahead.
358
00:22:36,765 --> 00:22:37,839
Play with fate.
359
00:22:39,361 --> 00:22:40,149
What makes you so sure ...
360
00:22:40,191 --> 00:22:41,552
you've been chosen for heaven?
361
00:22:42,301 --> 00:22:42,884
I'm not.
362
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,286
No one can be sure.
363
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,023
Ah hah.
364
00:22:46,594 --> 00:22:47,498
Unless ...
365
00:22:47,786 --> 00:22:49,097
I had my vision of confirmation.
366
00:22:50,029 --> 00:22:50,744
Have you?
367
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,769
No.
368
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:53,762
Take a look around.
369
00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:56,758
I have a good job.
370
00:22:57,771 --> 00:22:59,043
Wealth of material goods.
371
00:22:59,701 --> 00:23:00,600
Full head of hair.
372
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:02,934
Surely that's indicative of something.
373
00:23:05,971 --> 00:23:07,516
I'd say I'm due any day now.
374
00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:11,144
How can you be sure that
I'm not chosen?
375
00:23:12,590 --> 00:23:15,466
And that my leaving actually bodes
poorly for you?
376
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:18,940
Well ...
377
00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:20,809
Obviously ...
378
00:23:20,909 --> 00:23:21,909
You can't ...
379
00:23:22,051 --> 00:23:23,049
can you?
380
00:23:26,483 --> 00:23:27,997
I'll be back in a few days for my boxes.
381
00:23:44,246 --> 00:23:46,682
A buck ... two bucks ...
382
00:23:46,887 --> 00:23:47,387
Two bucks ...
383
00:23:50,409 --> 00:23:52,390
Ah, William DeVaughn.
384
00:23:53,405 --> 00:23:53,976
Kinda rare.
385
00:23:55,491 --> 00:23:56,412
I'll give you 20 for that ...
386
00:23:56,449 --> 00:23:57,249
Great.
387
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:04,089
Ok, um ... 50 for the whole stack.
388
00:24:04,899 --> 00:24:05,836
Deal.
389
00:24:11,059 --> 00:24:13,495
Would a doomed man have a wad
this thick?
390
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:14,739
Excuse me?
391
00:24:14,764 --> 00:24:16,764
Never mind.
392
00:24:33,938 --> 00:24:36,911
Um, is that the guy who sings "Be thankful
for what you got" ?
393
00:24:38,839 --> 00:24:39,590
Yeah.
394
00:24:40,782 --> 00:24:41,588
Fantastic.
395
00:24:41,664 --> 00:24:43,137
Ooh, how much for the William DeVaughn?
396
00:24:43,938 --> 00:24:44,638
40.
397
00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:45,629
Sold.
398
00:24:48,284 --> 00:24:49,171
Thank you.
399
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:50,365
You're welcome.
400
00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:02,463
I was gonna buy that.
401
00:25:09,529 --> 00:26:35,076
William Devaughn's "Be thankful for what
you've got" playing.
402
00:26:38,517 --> 00:26:40,231
Do you mind if I grab one of these?
403
00:26:40,431 --> 00:26:41,689
Knock yourself out.
404
00:27:03,308 --> 00:27:05,614
Curtis Mayfield and the Impressions.
405
00:27:05,714 --> 00:27:06,917
"Choice of colors".
406
00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:10,654
Southern California's only R&B gold ...
407
00:27:11,373 --> 00:27:12,615
it's KRCE.
408
00:27:13,101 --> 00:27:16,365
I've got something kind of special
for todays pick to win.
409
00:27:16,956 --> 00:27:21,632
It was a No. 1 hit in 1974,
selling over 4 million copies.
410
00:27:22,462 --> 00:27:24,238
Name the song, and the artist ...
411
00:27:24,914 --> 00:27:26,006
and I'll give you 100 bucks.
412
00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:29,889
1-800-555 KRCE.
413
00:27:30,881 --> 00:27:32,350
First direct caller gets the loot.
414
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,053
Good luck.
415
00:27:34,078 --> 00:27:36,078
William Devaughn playing on radio again.
416
00:27:37,077 --> 00:27:38,348
William DeVaughn.
417
00:27:40,256 --> 00:27:41,584
William DeVaughn!
418
00:27:49,855 --> 00:27:51,024
Ah, Dwight.
419
00:27:57,318 --> 00:27:58,255
Let me get your pork.
420
00:27:58,355 --> 00:27:59,514
Thank you, sir.
421
00:28:22,114 --> 00:28:23,150
$7.95.
422
00:28:25,196 --> 00:28:26,239
Keep the change, my friend.
423
00:28:26,339 --> 00:28:27,288
Life's been good.
424
00:28:27,388 --> 00:28:28,491
Oh, very well.
425
00:28:28,503 --> 00:28:29,385
Have a nice day.
426
00:28:29,485 --> 00:28:30,291
Always.
427
00:28:40,522 --> 00:28:42,073
Hey Cyr, did you finish cooking
the pork?
428
00:28:44,175 --> 00:28:45,839
Excuse me, mister taking a break boy?
429
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:49,295
Did you finish the pork?!
430
00:28:50,241 --> 00:28:51,100
Yes.
431
00:28:51,421 --> 00:28:52,792
Of course.
432
00:29:00,867 --> 00:29:03,188
On phone: Thanks for holding, Dept. of
Health, how can I assist you?
433
00:29:23,543 --> 00:29:24,454
What, what is it?
434
00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:25,803
What do we need to do?
435
00:29:25,818 --> 00:29:27,793
Well you can start with better
refrigeration ...
436
00:29:27,793 --> 00:29:29,055
this units a little warm.
437
00:29:29,577 --> 00:29:30,698
Is that the problem?
438
00:29:30,712 --> 00:29:31,345
It's hard to say.
439
00:29:32,933 --> 00:29:34,693
Doesn't take much for a piece of
meat to go bad.
440
00:29:36,068 --> 00:29:38,334
Age .. low cooking heat.
441
00:29:39,388 --> 00:29:41,744
Poor refrigeration ... peer pressure.
442
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,116
It can even be vermon infestation.
443
00:29:47,121 --> 00:29:48,258
You've got a few small holes ...
444
00:29:48,358 --> 00:29:49,668
under the wash basin.
445
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:50,437
Liar.
446
00:29:51,236 --> 00:29:52,716
We haven't seen any rats around here.
447
00:29:52,942 --> 00:29:53,759
Well, they're very sneaky creatures.
448
00:29:53,859 --> 00:29:56,502
It's the street crew. They bring in dust
and dirty feces.
449
00:29:57,110 --> 00:29:58,083
Some are gypsys.
450
00:29:58,669 --> 00:30:00,746
With all due respect, Mr. Tremon ...
451
00:30:01,469 --> 00:30:02,657
I think the root of your
problem is internal ...
452
00:30:02,729 --> 00:30:03,749
rather than external.
453
00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,973
I'm clean! My food is clean!
454
00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:07,888
Cyr, calm down.
455
00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:08,875
He insults me.
456
00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:09,912
If I may.
457
00:30:14,642 --> 00:30:17,157
This is just a simple reactive solution.
458
00:30:20,511 --> 00:30:22,855
These green spots indicate
concentrations of bacteria.
459
00:30:23,437 --> 00:30:24,218
Oh my god.
460
00:30:24,318 --> 00:30:26,875
No need to worry. These are probably
harmless paramecium.
461
00:30:28,213 --> 00:30:30,213
But if this service had just been
wiped down properly ...
462
00:30:32,528 --> 00:30:33,562
there'd be a lot less of them.
463
00:30:34,705 --> 00:30:35,717
Are you gonna cite us?
464
00:30:37,399 --> 00:30:38,241
No.
465
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,548
Turn down your refrigerator a
few notches ...
466
00:30:40,936 --> 00:30:41,809
plug up those holes and ...
467
00:30:42,586 --> 00:30:44,360
pay attention to the safety guidelines
on this sheet.
468
00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:45,398
Ok.
469
00:30:45,399 --> 00:30:46,455
I'll come back around.
470
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,554
Next week.
471
00:30:49,631 --> 00:30:50,394
If everythings kosher ...
472
00:30:50,764 --> 00:30:52,099
we won't need to take any action.
473
00:30:53,215 --> 00:30:53,735
We'll get it done.
474
00:30:53,773 --> 00:30:54,569
Thanks a lot.
475
00:30:55,743 --> 00:30:56,703
See you next week.
476
00:31:01,396 --> 00:31:02,326
Did you hear what he said?
477
00:31:02,426 --> 00:31:03,054
Yeah.
478
00:31:03,193 --> 00:31:04,250
We have the bacteria.
479
00:31:04,787 --> 00:31:06,867
It's ok, I'll just turn down the fridge
and and get the spackle in the morning.
480
00:31:06,892 --> 00:31:08,892
No!
481
00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:16,343
Throw out all the food.
482
00:31:16,758 --> 00:31:17,598
I want everything clean.
483
00:31:18,468 --> 00:31:20,286
Floor, counters, cabinets, oven.
484
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:21,920
Use the special cleansers.
485
00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:22,956
No man, that will take hours.
486
00:31:23,037 --> 00:31:24,420
I told you, I have to leave at six today.
487
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,841
I'll come back in the morning and
take care of it.
488
00:31:25,966 --> 00:31:26,801
No, do it today!
489
00:31:27,839 --> 00:31:28,920
I really think you're overreacting.
490
00:31:28,927 --> 00:31:29,427
Today!!!
491
00:31:31,073 --> 00:31:32,380
Fine.
492
00:31:42,841 --> 00:31:43,626
Closed.
493
00:31:45,554 --> 00:31:46,639
Sorry.
494
00:31:54,169 --> 00:31:55,169
Hey, you like the "Dodgers"?
495
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:58,430
Here.
496
00:32:02,052 --> 00:32:03,368
Bye honey I'll be back later.
497
00:32:03,932 --> 00:32:04,824
Where are you going?
498
00:32:05,412 --> 00:32:06,213
Dodger game.
499
00:32:06,896 --> 00:32:08,334
Guy at the donut shop gave me a ticket.
500
00:32:08,434 --> 00:32:09,386
Well what about dinner?
501
00:32:10,159 --> 00:32:11,240
I'll get something at the game.
502
00:32:13,024 --> 00:32:13,959
But I made you dinner.
503
00:32:17,028 --> 00:32:19,257
Why are you trying to keep me from
having fun?
504
00:32:19,927 --> 00:32:20,521
I'm not.
505
00:32:21,466 --> 00:32:22,686
Then what are you trying to do?
506
00:32:23,888 --> 00:32:24,430
Nothing.
507
00:32:25,786 --> 00:32:26,920
See you later.
508
00:32:27,173 --> 00:32:27,956
Bye.
509
00:32:35,990 --> 00:32:38,852
Alert, alert. Fire on stage, ladies.
510
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:42,471
Careful, this can get hot and wet.
511
00:32:47,172 --> 00:32:51,145
Smooth, hot.
512
00:32:57,454 --> 00:32:59,214
Let's see some dollar bills, ladies.
513
00:33:07,696 --> 00:33:09,998
Last call.
514
00:33:37,723 --> 00:33:39,723
Sound of car hitting something.
515
00:34:09,112 --> 00:34:10,404
Shit.
516
00:34:22,505 --> 00:34:24,505
Sound of tiring exploding.
517
00:34:24,531 --> 00:34:25,626
Jesus!
518
00:34:34,465 --> 00:34:35,681
Great!
519
00:34:37,514 --> 00:34:38,815
Sorry.
520
00:35:22,379 --> 00:35:24,572
Sir, your blocking the alley.
521
00:35:28,313 --> 00:35:29,157
Oh my god.
522
00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:31,449
Can you just ...
523
00:35:32,408 --> 00:35:33,437
Take a minute.
524
00:35:33,454 --> 00:35:34,255
Write the ticket!
525
00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:35,887
Sir, I'm sensitive to the needs of the dog.
526
00:35:35,987 --> 00:35:37,766
Write it! Write it!
527
00:35:41,175 --> 00:35:42,616
Canus Rabidus.
528
00:35:43,217 --> 00:35:45,066
This dog will not live much longer.
529
00:35:50,010 --> 00:35:50,753
It's okay.
530
00:35:50,754 --> 00:35:51,898
Sound of dog growling and barking and
biting Mitchell.
531
00:35:51,924 --> 00:35:53,111
Ow, my arm.
532
00:35:55,970 --> 00:35:56,627
Help me! Get off me!
533
00:35:56,673 --> 00:35:57,621
Get off me please!
534
00:35:57,794 --> 00:35:58,661
Help me.
535
00:35:58,705 --> 00:36:00,864
Someone help me.
536
00:36:01,835 --> 00:36:04,931
I saw something very curious today.
537
00:36:05,873 --> 00:36:08,625
A man wrestling a sick dog ...
538
00:36:08,998 --> 00:36:10,047
into his car.
539
00:36:10,839 --> 00:36:13,327
The dog did not understand that
the man was trying to help.
540
00:36:13,852 --> 00:36:16,623
And bit and clawed furiously at him.
541
00:36:17,255 --> 00:36:20,359
Using his dying breaths, to attack.
542
00:36:20,818 --> 00:36:21,956
The man did not give up.
543
00:36:22,838 --> 00:36:25,407
He continued his attempts to get the
dog in the car ...
544
00:36:25,507 --> 00:36:27,546
all the while yelling for help.
545
00:36:28,808 --> 00:36:30,592
First for the dog ...
546
00:36:31,492 --> 00:36:32,519
then for himself.
547
00:36:33,516 --> 00:36:37,431
Yet no one stopped
to help these two poor creatures.
548
00:36:37,739 --> 00:36:38,844
Why?
549
00:36:39,392 --> 00:36:41,669
Was it because it was a dog?
550
00:36:42,626 --> 00:36:45,960
Because the man was dirty and
wearing coveralls?
551
00:36:47,170 --> 00:36:50,726
Were we too busy? Were we afraid?
552
00:36:53,011 --> 00:36:57,543
Or, did we not see it as a problem that
required our involvement?
553
00:36:59,441 --> 00:37:01,453
I think it's the latter, my friends.
554
00:37:02,686 --> 00:37:06,458
I think that we as a people
have become desensitized.
555
00:37:10,221 --> 00:37:12,460
Sad word isn't it?
556
00:37:13,035 --> 00:37:16,380
De - sensitized.
557
00:37:17,243 --> 00:37:18,534
Without the senses.
558
00:37:20,361 --> 00:37:21,631
Scary.
559
00:37:23,202 --> 00:37:24,925
I'm gonna be reading from a text
this evening.
560
00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:26,633
A tele-flick, to be exact ...
561
00:37:26,991 --> 00:37:29,999
and although a lot of people look down
there noses at tv ...
562
00:37:30,528 --> 00:37:31,552
myself included ...
563
00:37:32,393 --> 00:37:34,345
This particular piece of television ...
564
00:37:34,988 --> 00:37:36,935
taught, and can still teach ...
565
00:37:37,945 --> 00:37:38,978
all of us a little bit more ...
566
00:37:40,178 --> 00:37:42,455
about the value of life.
567
00:37:43,645 --> 00:37:44,991
All life.
568
00:37:46,921 --> 00:37:48,357
"The boy in the bubble".
569
00:37:49,139 --> 00:37:50,262
Joining me this evening in this reading is ...
570
00:37:50,458 --> 00:37:52,808
esteemed local acting instructor ...
571
00:37:52,948 --> 00:37:54,114
Joan Reading.
572
00:37:54,495 --> 00:37:55,753
Welcome, Joan.
573
00:37:55,853 --> 00:37:56,359
Thank you.
574
00:37:57,364 --> 00:37:58,996
Very European.
575
00:38:00,595 --> 00:38:01,279
Joan ...
576
00:38:01,798 --> 00:38:02,541
I was thinking ..
577
00:38:02,641 --> 00:38:05,877
that we would start with page 45.
578
00:38:06,959 --> 00:38:08,206
The first hospital scene.
579
00:38:08,834 --> 00:38:09,955
I'll play the role of the doctor ...
580
00:38:10,594 --> 00:38:13,311
and Joan will play the role of the
boys mother.
581
00:38:16,466 --> 00:38:16,966
Ready?
582
00:38:17,802 --> 00:38:18,750
Yes.
583
00:38:20,151 --> 00:38:22,340
I'm afraid that we have to
put your son in a bubble.
584
00:38:22,757 --> 00:38:24,249
But, how will I hug him?
585
00:38:24,924 --> 00:38:27,810
Hug him, from here.
586
00:38:28,704 --> 00:38:30,513
I don't understand.
587
00:38:31,324 --> 00:38:33,620
Love transcends bubbles.
588
00:38:34,296 --> 00:38:35,618
It moves through...
589
00:38:36,277 --> 00:38:37,023
plastic.
590
00:38:37,744 --> 00:38:39,060
Past tubes and compressors.
591
00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:40,583
Past gloves and masks.
592
00:38:41,322 --> 00:38:42,392
If you hug him ...
593
00:38:42,577 --> 00:38:43,586
with your heart.
594
00:38:44,506 --> 00:38:45,561
He will feel it.
595
00:38:49,636 --> 00:38:51,142
I can't.
596
00:38:53,176 --> 00:38:54,253
Look at it.
597
00:38:55,051 --> 00:38:55,551
That ...
598
00:38:56,331 --> 00:38:57,244
bubble.
599
00:38:57,826 --> 00:38:58,797
So big.
600
00:38:59,285 --> 00:39:00,044
So cold ...
601
00:39:00,144 --> 00:39:02,407
and poor Billy inside it like
a circus freak.
602
00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:07,770
I hate that bubble.
603
00:39:10,326 --> 00:39:10,874
I hate it.
604
00:39:10,944 --> 00:39:11,664
Forget the bubble!
605
00:39:11,764 --> 00:39:15,255
Billy could be in a thousand bubbles ...
Billy could be in the center of the earth ...
606
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,528
He still could feel your love.
607
00:39:18,425 --> 00:39:20,720
Forget that Bubble Mrs. Vansel and get
in there and love your son ...
608
00:39:20,820 --> 00:39:22,444
god damn it!
609
00:39:31,006 --> 00:39:32,314
Hello dear.
610
00:39:35,010 --> 00:39:35,998
Can you hear me?
611
00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:38,089
I'll now take on the role of the
bubble child.
612
00:39:40,706 --> 00:39:41,344
Mother?
613
00:39:42,670 --> 00:39:44,156
It's just not fair.
614
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:45,801
I don't deserve this.
615
00:39:46,395 --> 00:39:47,076
I mean quite honestly ...
616
00:39:47,202 --> 00:39:48,844
my whole life has been a nightmare.
617
00:39:49,334 --> 00:39:50,640
And now this.
618
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:54,762
The final insult ... the coldest cut.
619
00:39:55,408 --> 00:39:56,445
Mother!
620
00:39:57,935 --> 00:40:00,559
My poor freakish child.
621
00:40:00,646 --> 00:40:02,848
Would you still love me if
I was in a bubble?
622
00:40:03,176 --> 00:40:05,177
Of course I would, sugar.
623
00:40:05,628 --> 00:40:06,586
I was made for you.
624
00:40:07,131 --> 00:40:08,212
I'd be in a bubble.
625
00:40:09,271 --> 00:40:10,333
I understand that.
626
00:40:13,399 --> 00:40:15,189
You wouldn't be able to come in, you know?
627
00:40:16,868 --> 00:40:18,907
The amount of germs in your eyebrow
alone could ravage me.
628
00:40:19,067 --> 00:40:20,835
Your eyebrow could kill me.
629
00:40:21,178 --> 00:40:23,535
I would love you from outside the bubble.
630
00:40:25,351 --> 00:40:26,193
Would you, though ?
631
00:40:29,832 --> 00:40:30,908
You don't trust me?
632
00:40:31,913 --> 00:40:33,549
I wouldn't be able to perform
certain duties ...
633
00:40:33,649 --> 00:40:34,878
husbandly duties.
634
00:40:35,673 --> 00:40:37,040
What are you getting at?
635
00:40:37,488 --> 00:40:38,229
I'm in a bubble.
636
00:40:38,609 --> 00:40:39,930
I can't come out for the rest of my life ...
637
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:40,805
or I'll die.
638
00:40:41,869 --> 00:40:43,837
You're not gonna get even a little
piece on the side?
639
00:40:44,068 --> 00:40:45,085
Not without your blessing.
640
00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:47,652
But you admit that someone with
a more active lifestyle ...
641
00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:48,854
might catch your eye.
642
00:40:48,954 --> 00:40:50,099
I'm not admitting anything.
643
00:40:50,199 --> 00:40:51,372
Who is it?
644
00:40:52,347 --> 00:40:53,908
What, some tennis pro probably.
645
00:40:54,372 --> 00:40:55,960
Wayne, the tennis pro.
646
00:40:56,060 --> 00:40:56,845
Wayne?
647
00:40:56,945 --> 00:40:58,161
What about if I said ...
648
00:40:58,533 --> 00:41:01,428
sure, go ahead. You wouldn't go for a
little roll with Wayne?
649
00:41:02,986 --> 00:41:03,846
Maybe I would.
650
00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:07,961
Probably be a regular event.
651
00:41:08,255 --> 00:41:09,846
Thursday afternoon or something.
652
00:41:09,946 --> 00:41:10,952
I suppose eventually ...
653
00:41:11,085 --> 00:41:11,925
he'd be my mistress.
654
00:41:12,182 --> 00:41:13,222
But I would still love you.
655
00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:15,370
Great, stop by the bubble everyday or so ...
656
00:41:15,470 --> 00:41:17,751
and the rest of the time you'd
be with Wayne ...
657
00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:19,183
Playing frisbee.
658
00:41:19,283 --> 00:41:20,113
Honey, please.
659
00:41:20,213 --> 00:41:21,162
No no, it's fine!
660
00:41:21,518 --> 00:41:22,639
Thanks for bringing by the magazines.
661
00:41:22,657 --> 00:41:23,417
Say hi to Wayne.
662
00:41:23,675 --> 00:41:24,610
Have fun at the zoo.
663
00:41:24,976 --> 00:41:28,430
Just toss a rope inside the bubble on your
way out so I can hang myself.
664
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:29,250
Stop!
665
00:41:31,231 --> 00:41:33,604
Too close to home?
Too close to the bone?
666
00:41:34,008 --> 00:41:35,050
Maybe you've got a Wayne right now.
667
00:41:35,150 --> 00:41:36,468
What'd you did this afternoon?
668
00:41:36,568 --> 00:41:37,900
I cooked you dinner.
669
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:38,776
After the zoo?
670
00:41:39,501 --> 00:41:40,527
Did you want your dinner?
671
00:41:40,826 --> 00:41:41,853
No, give it to Wayne.
672
00:41:42,189 --> 00:41:43,065
I'm in a bubble.
673
00:41:44,192 --> 00:41:44,924
Fine.
674
00:41:46,436 --> 00:41:48,440
Oh, you're a fine lady, olive.
675
00:41:48,927 --> 00:41:50,976
Were you with Wayne when you
wrecked the car last night?
676
00:41:51,076 --> 00:41:52,663
You lose your dinner, it's down the drain.
677
00:41:53,508 --> 00:41:54,681
You know what your problem is?
678
00:41:55,231 --> 00:41:56,037
You're insensitive!
679
00:41:56,822 --> 00:41:57,669
I can't hear you.
680
00:41:58,284 --> 00:41:59,274
Insensitive.
681
00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:01,399
You're an "insensite".
682
00:42:01,658 --> 00:42:03,015
That's not even a word!
683
00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:04,071
"insensite".
684
00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:05,830
"insensite".
685
00:42:28,971 --> 00:42:29,904
I was blinded.
686
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,110
There was a flash.
687
00:42:31,456 --> 00:42:33,043
Environment is a cruel mistress.
688
00:42:33,659 --> 00:42:38,489
Should I get some kind of partial credit?
689
00:42:38,669 --> 00:42:39,649
there were 51 packs.
690
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,602
The record is 1200.
691
00:42:42,301 --> 00:42:43,357
You were quite a ways away.
692
00:42:43,457 --> 00:42:44,385
Let him try again.
693
00:42:44,923 --> 00:42:45,923
You be quiet, Henry!
694
00:42:46,287 --> 00:42:48,225
He'll be eligible for another attempt
in six months.
695
00:42:48,951 --> 00:42:50,062
We look forward to your call.
696
00:42:50,778 --> 00:42:52,500
Remember, records were made to broken.
697
00:43:02,110 --> 00:43:05,944
- C'mon Ted. Open up, Ted.
- We're your friends, Ted.
698
00:43:06,767 --> 00:43:08,264
Christ, what is the big deal?
699
00:43:08,493 --> 00:43:11,240
- He really wanted it.
- Ok, but he didn't get it.
700
00:43:11,593 --> 00:43:12,988
He doesn't have to hole up like this.
701
00:43:13,088 --> 00:43:15,059
Ted, c'mon man, open the door.
702
00:43:15,867 --> 00:43:17,610
Hey dude, calm down.
703
00:43:17,648 --> 00:43:18,443
You know what, I won't!
704
00:43:18,701 --> 00:43:20,216
The same thing happened last year
with the eggs ...
705
00:43:20,316 --> 00:43:21,917
we all rushed over here like puppies.
706
00:43:22,210 --> 00:43:23,534
So I am sick of it.
707
00:43:24,027 --> 00:43:26,430
Ted, Ted, stop being baby, man!
708
00:43:26,751 --> 00:43:27,870
Go away I don't need you.
709
00:43:27,970 --> 00:43:28,850
Alright. You know what, let's go.
710
00:43:28,908 --> 00:43:29,751
No no, hold on a second.
711
00:43:31,146 --> 00:43:33,075
I'm sorry guys, he's really upset.
712
00:43:33,221 --> 00:43:34,259
Well, can't we see him?
713
00:43:35,064 --> 00:43:36,220
Give him a few days.
714
00:43:36,236 --> 00:43:37,396
Few days?
715
00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:38,835
No we're supposed to watch the fight
here tomorrow.
716
00:43:38,935 --> 00:43:40,110
Where is my suit, Henry?
717
00:43:40,727 --> 00:43:41,517
I'm sorry.
718
00:43:41,690 --> 00:43:42,391
Henry ...
719
00:43:44,269 --> 00:43:45,049
Wonderful.
720
00:43:45,286 --> 00:43:46,842
And what are we supposed to do now?
721
00:43:47,683 --> 00:43:48,757
Well, is he the only one with HBO?
722
00:43:48,832 --> 00:43:49,394
Yes.
723
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:50,776
I'm not going to a sports bar.
724
00:43:50,874 --> 00:43:52,195
Can we get HBO by tomorrow night?
725
00:43:52,425 --> 00:43:53,507
Right, got it.
726
00:43:53,948 --> 00:43:55,156
Where is it?
727
00:43:59,125 --> 00:44:00,229
I might be able to help.
728
00:44:02,732 --> 00:44:03,601
Hello?
729
00:44:03,701 --> 00:44:04,768
Monsieur Mitchell.
730
00:44:05,078 --> 00:44:06,343
How good to see you.
731
00:44:07,566 --> 00:44:09,300
And who is your lovely companion?
732
00:44:09,901 --> 00:44:10,741
Ah, this is the Gwenn.
733
00:44:10,884 --> 00:44:11,406
My date.
734
00:44:11,506 --> 00:44:12,159
Friend!
735
00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:13,374
Enchante.
736
00:44:13,672 --> 00:44:14,488
Oh, thank you.
737
00:44:15,232 --> 00:44:17,998
So Albert, do you think you can get
us in tonight?
738
00:44:18,196 --> 00:44:19,759
For you! Of course!
739
00:44:20,405 --> 00:44:21,268
Let's see...
740
00:44:34,043 --> 00:44:34,911
Right this way.
741
00:44:35,011 --> 00:44:35,667
Thank you.
742
00:44:49,796 --> 00:44:50,355
Good evening.
743
00:44:50,490 --> 00:44:50,990
Hi.
744
00:44:51,247 --> 00:44:51,747
Johnston ...
745
00:44:51,758 --> 00:44:52,258
party of 3.
746
00:44:52,307 --> 00:44:53,697
I believe I have a reservation.
747
00:44:57,016 --> 00:44:58,006
I am sorry ...
748
00:44:58,542 --> 00:44:59,719
I don't seem to see anything.
749
00:44:59,819 --> 00:45:01,339
Oh it's gotta be there, I called a week ago.
750
00:45:02,545 --> 00:45:05,102
I'm afraid I don't see anything. What was
the name again?
751
00:45:05,641 --> 00:45:06,229
Johnston.
752
00:45:06,598 --> 00:45:08,924
J-o-h-n-s-t-o-n.
753
00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:13,011
No, no, I'm sorry, we don't have any
reservation in that name.
754
00:45:17,018 --> 00:45:18,379
I don't understand, I called last week.
755
00:45:18,816 --> 00:45:20,352
You specifically said there wouldn't
be a problem.
756
00:45:20,819 --> 00:45:22,562
I wish there was something I could do.
757
00:45:26,053 --> 00:45:28,093
Look, this is a very important
business dinner.
758
00:45:29,001 --> 00:45:30,889
Try to fit us in somewhere. Thank you.
759
00:45:32,543 --> 00:45:33,390
Let's see.
760
00:45:35,279 --> 00:45:39,178
It looks like the earliest I could sit you
would be at 10:15.
761
00:45:40,063 --> 00:45:41,792
10:15! That's over two hours from now.
762
00:45:42,374 --> 00:45:43,894
Perhaps you can have a drink at the bar.
763
00:45:44,113 --> 00:45:45,254
No, I want a table!
764
00:45:45,813 --> 00:45:47,213
I cannot give you one, we are full.
765
00:45:47,685 --> 00:45:50,240
Look, I had a reservation, I want a table ...
766
00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:51,475
and I just gave you $ 20!
767
00:45:51,740 --> 00:45:56,435
Mr. Johnston, it seems that we are
at an impasse.
768
00:45:56,524 --> 00:46:01,345
You are an irresistible force, and
I am an immovable object.
769
00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:04,651
One of us must relent or we will both
perish.
770
00:46:04,914 --> 00:46:07,807
Then relent god damn it, you smug son
of a bitch.
771
00:46:07,907 --> 00:46:08,898
Give me back my money.
772
00:46:09,256 --> 00:46:10,736
What seems to be the problem here?
773
00:46:10,910 --> 00:46:12,855
This guy lost our reservation.
774
00:46:12,955 --> 00:46:14,807
Excuse me, but I have already informed...
775
00:46:14,907 --> 00:46:18,122
And I informed you that 10:15
is too late!
776
00:46:18,919 --> 00:46:20,353
Can I see you for a minute please?
777
00:46:20,473 --> 00:46:21,221
Asshole!
778
00:46:21,634 --> 00:46:22,531
Excuse us.
779
00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:24,219
Can you believe him? I swear to god ...
780
00:46:24,518 --> 00:46:26,119
I thought you said you double checked this.
781
00:46:26,438 --> 00:46:29,676
Well I did ... I didn't think it
was necessary.
782
00:46:30,516 --> 00:46:32,126
Mr. Kim comes to town once a year.
783
00:46:32,860 --> 00:46:36,732
He specifically requests this restaurant, and
you don't think it's necessary to double check it?
784
00:46:36,832 --> 00:46:38,707
Look, they specifically told
me that this was not gonna be a ...
785
00:46:38,807 --> 00:46:41,287
And then you make a scene in front
of him and the entire restaurant.
786
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:42,742
Ms. Chambers, you...
787
00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:44,469
Johnston, you're fired.
788
00:46:46,744 --> 00:46:49,025
Don't bother coming in tomorrow. We'll
send you your things.
789
00:46:50,271 --> 00:46:52,579
Mr. Kim. I'm so sorry. There seems
to be a little mix up.
790
00:46:53,216 --> 00:46:55,883
I know a little Italian place just a
couple blocks over.
791
00:46:59,874 --> 00:47:01,328
What about those municipal bonds?
792
00:47:02,456 --> 00:47:05,143
We sold them for Lizzy's braces and
the air conditioner.
793
00:47:05,302 --> 00:47:06,264
Right!
794
00:47:07,518 --> 00:47:10,788
O God, we're gonna have to get another
car. They're taking away the company car.
795
00:47:11,348 --> 00:47:13,123
We'll get a used one, or lease.
796
00:47:14,459 --> 00:47:16,264
What about Jeffries and Jeffries?
797
00:47:16,616 --> 00:47:17,820
Didn't they want you for a while?
798
00:47:18,133 --> 00:47:18,982
8 months ago.
799
00:47:19,828 --> 00:47:20,988
Couldn't hurt to ask.
800
00:47:22,706 --> 00:47:24,503
This second mortgage will kill us.
801
00:47:25,179 --> 00:47:26,768
Katie really likes the pool.
802
00:47:28,037 --> 00:47:31,132
We're gonna be ok. We'll just cut back
for a month or two.
803
00:47:31,597 --> 00:47:32,734
Hopefully only be a month or two.
804
00:47:32,735 --> 00:47:33,472
We'll be fine.
805
00:47:34,290 --> 00:47:36,461
Ok, we're obviously gonna have
to cancel the trip to Hawaii.
806
00:47:36,836 --> 00:47:37,965
Sure, I'll call today.
807
00:47:38,828 --> 00:47:39,473
Good, what else?
808
00:47:40,158 --> 00:47:42,300
The maid, the gardening service...
809
00:47:43,479 --> 00:47:44,689
What about Katie's ballet?
810
00:47:45,252 --> 00:47:46,373
The next payment is due on the first.
811
00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:48,965
I really don't want her to miss that.
812
00:47:50,824 --> 00:47:52,384
Could she maybe just take a
break for a month?
813
00:47:52,963 --> 00:47:57,025
Well, she will not be
happy but she'll understand.
814
00:47:57,990 --> 00:47:59,928
Honey, I just don't want to risk
missing a mortgage payment.
815
00:47:59,929 --> 00:48:00,929
It's okay!
816
00:48:01,999 --> 00:48:02,807
She'll be fine.
817
00:48:03,450 --> 00:48:05,131
We'll take her to Jojo's tonight.
818
00:48:06,843 --> 00:48:07,866
You want me to tell her?
819
00:48:07,966 --> 00:48:08,718
No, I'll do it.
820
00:48:27,636 --> 00:48:29,252
Here comes Daddy, tell him, tell him.
821
00:48:30,942 --> 00:48:32,052
Guess what daddy... guess what!?
822
00:48:32,957 --> 00:48:33,551
What?
823
00:48:33,821 --> 00:48:37,687
Katie Johnston dropped out of class, so
my teacher gave me the lead in the recital.
824
00:48:39,659 --> 00:48:40,294
Is that right?
825
00:48:40,877 --> 00:48:42,916
That means I'm the second best in
the whole class.
826
00:48:43,253 --> 00:48:44,934
No it doesn't, it means your the
first best...
827
00:48:45,034 --> 00:48:47,114
the teacher just took too long
to realize it.
828
00:48:47,598 --> 00:48:48,801
I'll be a swan.
829
00:48:50,051 --> 00:48:51,550
I'm so proud of you, honey.
830
00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:55,789
I get to perform in front of the whole
school, all alone.
831
00:48:55,834 --> 00:48:56,667
Really?
832
00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:57,807
She has a solo.
833
00:48:59,455 --> 00:49:00,407
I cant believe it.
834
00:49:00,849 --> 00:49:04,665
My little girl, up there performing
by her self.
835
00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:06,570
I'm a swan.
836
00:49:07,707 --> 00:49:10,139
The teacher said they might even put
it on public access tv.
837
00:49:30,164 --> 00:49:33,164
Sound of bullet whizzing and hitting
pig and the pig squeels.
838
00:49:39,225 --> 00:49:41,042
Package is food for pigs.
839
00:49:51,510 --> 00:49:53,402
Sung, you see this?
840
00:49:54,645 --> 00:49:56,549
Death is outside our door.
841
00:49:57,212 --> 00:49:58,032
It was just a pig.
842
00:49:59,074 --> 00:49:59,953
Look what it left.
843
00:50:05,078 --> 00:50:06,000
It's just a little blood.
844
00:50:06,276 --> 00:50:07,953
Go out there Sung ... go!
845
00:50:09,446 --> 00:50:10,590
Hose down the deck.
846
00:50:19,096 --> 00:50:20,753
Go away! You're gonna bring it in!
847
00:50:21,332 --> 00:50:22,432
We just want some maple bars.
848
00:50:23,002 --> 00:50:24,702
Go away, we're closed.
849
00:50:25,950 --> 00:50:27,705
Hey, Cyr, you have to stop doing that.
850
00:50:28,146 --> 00:50:28,918
Be quiet!
851
00:50:29,436 --> 00:50:29,936
Cyr!
852
00:50:30,014 --> 00:50:31,569
It's my store, we do what I want!
853
00:50:40,607 --> 00:50:41,142
Where are you going?
854
00:50:41,242 --> 00:50:41,844
Home.
855
00:50:41,944 --> 00:50:42,755
I quit!
856
00:50:43,662 --> 00:50:44,162
Good!
857
00:50:45,975 --> 00:50:46,843
You're a dirty man
858
00:50:49,061 --> 00:50:50,061
I'm better off without you!
859
00:50:54,725 --> 00:50:55,745
Pig.
860
00:51:03,270 --> 00:51:05,270
Sound of breaking glass.
861
00:52:07,326 --> 00:52:10,109
This is the kind of thinking that
separates us from the apes.
862
00:52:30,191 --> 00:52:32,075
Paradise found.
863
00:52:38,049 --> 00:52:38,549
Norman.
864
00:52:38,937 --> 00:52:39,685
What is it Dwight?
865
00:52:40,494 --> 00:52:42,602
I am hereby requesting a leave
of absence.
866
00:52:45,201 --> 00:52:46,335
You are!?
867
00:52:46,865 --> 00:52:47,365
Yes.
868
00:52:47,434 --> 00:52:48,414
An extended leave.
869
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:50,572
In Hawaii.
870
00:52:51,078 --> 00:52:52,085
And it starts this Friday.
871
00:52:55,222 --> 00:52:56,193
Fine, yeah, okay.
872
00:52:56,772 --> 00:52:58,935
I'm gonna give you a big fat no
on that request.
873
00:53:01,490 --> 00:53:02,240
Why?
874
00:53:02,633 --> 00:53:03,570
Why?
875
00:53:06,193 --> 00:53:08,632
Because I don't like you, because you want
it...
876
00:53:08,980 --> 00:53:11,758
because you called me an ass and
a chicken.
877
00:53:13,646 --> 00:53:15,084
So you can either get back to work...
878
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:18,536
or you can scamper off to your islands
and come back unemployed.
879
00:53:20,457 --> 00:53:20,976
Well?
880
00:53:21,792 --> 00:53:22,762
What's it gonna be?
881
00:53:26,650 --> 00:53:28,694
You will soon lose a valued employee.
882
00:53:28,995 --> 00:53:29,686
When?
883
00:53:31,949 --> 00:53:33,046
Right now.
884
00:53:40,078 --> 00:53:40,952
Aloha.
885
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,503
Aloha jag-off!
886
00:53:44,736 --> 00:53:48,493
No, no, no. I don't have a phone yet.
I just moved into a new place.
887
00:53:49,252 --> 00:53:50,739
Does that matter for you guys?
888
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:51,575
No, sir...
889
00:53:51,641 --> 00:53:52,762
that's just for our records.
890
00:53:52,839 --> 00:53:53,909
When do you want the Cable installed?
891
00:53:54,209 --> 00:53:54,890
What's available?
892
00:53:54,950 --> 00:53:56,072
Aloha!
893
00:54:00,112 --> 00:54:00,835
Hello?
894
00:54:02,306 --> 00:54:03,213
Hello?
895
00:54:09,076 --> 00:54:09,916
Thanks for meeting me.
896
00:54:11,072 --> 00:54:11,740
Sure.
897
00:54:12,551 --> 00:54:13,590
It sounded so urgent.
898
00:54:14,185 --> 00:54:16,634
Well, um, I was just so excited.
899
00:54:19,371 --> 00:54:20,369
So uh...
900
00:54:22,594 --> 00:54:23,472
Here.
901
00:54:26,608 --> 00:54:27,553
What is this?
902
00:54:28,276 --> 00:54:29,238
It's uh...
903
00:54:29,409 --> 00:54:30,413
Hawaii...
904
00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:32,960
Oh my god.
905
00:54:33,697 --> 00:54:35,139
3 days in Maui, 4 on the Big Island.
906
00:54:42,003 --> 00:54:42,826
I don't not know...
907
00:54:43,344 --> 00:54:44,900
Mitchell, I don't know what to say.
908
00:54:45,312 --> 00:54:47,964
I just thought that the best way for us
to get to know each other better...
909
00:54:48,064 --> 00:54:49,238
would be to go away for a while.
910
00:54:51,077 --> 00:54:51,814
I've never...
911
00:54:52,064 --> 00:54:53,024
never been to Hawaii.
912
00:54:54,093 --> 00:54:55,222
I've got a cousin there.
913
00:54:55,805 --> 00:54:56,817
We'll go see him... her.
914
00:54:57,541 --> 00:54:59,009
Him.. him!
915
00:55:07,445 --> 00:55:08,670
I can't do this.
916
00:55:10,146 --> 00:55:11,071
I can't go.
917
00:55:11,300 --> 00:55:12,026
Why not?
918
00:55:17,854 --> 00:55:18,822
I used you.
919
00:55:20,952 --> 00:55:22,682
I used you to get Cable for my friends.
920
00:55:22,894 --> 00:55:25,822
and if I took this ticket, I'd be
using you again.
921
00:55:25,922 --> 00:55:27,027
And I can't.
922
00:55:30,982 --> 00:55:32,052
I'm sorry.
923
00:55:32,978 --> 00:55:34,180
I'm really, sorry.
924
00:55:35,315 --> 00:55:37,640
It just wouldn't be fair for me to go
to Hawaii with you.
925
00:55:39,471 --> 00:55:41,738
I don't have the same feelings as
you do.
926
00:56:01,589 --> 00:56:03,933
Cookie: Your girlfriend is lying to you.
927
00:56:10,767 --> 00:56:11,890
I'm scared too.
928
00:56:15,335 --> 00:56:17,154
No, Mitchell, you don't understand.
929
00:56:17,832 --> 00:56:19,358
I completely understand.
930
00:56:20,163 --> 00:56:21,420
It's all very sudden I know...
931
00:56:22,191 --> 00:56:23,472
but let's now worry about all that.
932
00:56:24,034 --> 00:56:25,972
Let's just go to Hawaii and relax.
933
00:56:26,198 --> 00:56:27,177
Mitchell no!
934
00:56:28,460 --> 00:56:31,133
No strings, no obligations.
935
00:56:32,817 --> 00:56:34,008
Just leave it to fate.
936
00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:38,065
I do not know, I...
937
00:56:39,047 --> 00:56:41,466
If nothing else, you owe it to your
cousin.
938
00:56:47,124 --> 00:56:48,423
Hawaii.
939
00:56:50,326 --> 00:56:51,315
Well...
940
00:56:52,436 --> 00:56:53,118
C'mon Gwenn...
941
00:56:54,197 --> 00:56:55,277
Just say yes.
942
00:57:03,411 --> 00:57:04,323
Fine!
943
00:57:07,020 --> 00:57:08,253
Fine.
944
00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:10,429
Great!
945
00:57:11,802 --> 00:57:12,692
Great!
946
00:57:13,363 --> 00:57:14,241
Great!
947
00:57:15,338 --> 00:57:16,669
I knew you'd say yes.
948
00:57:17,729 --> 00:57:18,969
Oh you did, didn't you.
949
00:57:25,451 --> 00:57:26,777
Should we get out of here?
950
00:57:27,327 --> 00:57:28,310
Sure.
951
00:57:35,714 --> 00:57:36,869
Hold up man.
952
00:57:37,917 --> 00:57:38,646
Here you go.
953
00:57:39,208 --> 00:57:40,046
Thank you.
954
00:58:28,983 --> 00:58:30,596
Yes!
955
00:58:49,496 --> 00:58:51,466
Seat 14A.
956
00:58:54,148 --> 00:58:56,253
Seat 28D.
957
00:58:59,073 --> 00:59:00,432
Seat 28E.
958
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,254
Seat 32D.
959
00:59:18,852 --> 00:59:20,868
Seat 30D... cancelled!
960
00:59:27,507 --> 00:59:29,539
Seat 30D.
961
00:59:54,497 --> 00:59:55,730
I'm willing to create.
962
00:59:58,249 --> 01:00:00,362
I'm willing to learn to let myself create.
963
01:00:02,587 --> 01:00:03,747
I'm learning to create.
964
01:00:05,029 --> 01:00:07,286
I'm willing to learn to let myself create.
965
01:00:09,930 --> 01:00:11,792
I'm learning to create.
966
01:00:12,866 --> 01:00:13,976
I'm willing...
967
01:00:21,059 --> 01:00:22,017
Oh my god.
968
01:00:24,142 --> 01:00:24,869
Oh my god.
969
01:00:25,519 --> 01:00:26,344
Oh my God.
970
01:00:35,831 --> 01:00:37,299
Wait!
971
01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:38,805
Don't!
972
01:00:40,692 --> 01:00:41,334
Don't!
973
01:00:43,227 --> 01:00:45,026
Meter expires
974
01:00:45,190 --> 01:00:45,867
Excuse me.
975
01:00:45,967 --> 01:00:46,560
Excuse me.
976
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:14,371
Stop!
977
01:01:26,261 --> 01:01:27,341
Stop!
978
01:01:33,115 --> 01:01:35,361
So much to live for.
979
01:01:37,737 --> 01:01:39,702
A whole life in front...
980
01:01:41,314 --> 01:01:42,199
New start...
981
01:01:43,156 --> 01:01:44,570
Silver lining...
982
01:01:47,303 --> 01:01:48,559
ice cream...
983
01:01:50,769 --> 01:01:52,154
ball games...
984
01:01:59,009 --> 01:02:02,500
Please... don't.
985
01:02:12,498 --> 01:02:14,023
Who are you?
986
01:02:18,216 --> 01:02:20,403
Just one person who wants you to live.
987
01:02:51,423 --> 01:02:54,221
No! No!
988
01:03:15,693 --> 01:03:18,505
Vultures! Vultures!
989
01:03:21,267 --> 01:03:22,269
I see you, you vulture!
990
01:03:29,018 --> 01:03:30,218
You want my blood?
991
01:03:34,864 --> 01:03:35,928
Fine!
992
01:03:45,207 --> 01:03:48,227
In a field of broken glass.
993
01:03:56,048 --> 01:03:56,635
Here's...
994
01:03:59,959 --> 01:04:01,190
some... blood!
995
01:04:04,024 --> 01:04:06,415
Here's your blood money... Vultures!
996
01:04:57,012 --> 01:04:59,148
Thank you.
997
01:05:11,997 --> 01:05:13,243
Nice shirt!
998
01:05:21,991 --> 01:05:23,038
Hi honey.
999
01:05:23,430 --> 01:05:24,152
Hello.
1000
01:05:24,389 --> 01:05:25,507
Would you like some dinner?
1001
01:05:32,665 --> 01:05:33,793
I'd love some.
1002
01:05:36,559 --> 01:05:37,437
You would?
1003
01:05:37,817 --> 01:05:38,762
Sure.
1004
01:05:49,723 --> 01:05:51,646
Mmm, that's good.
1005
01:06:00,382 --> 01:06:03,445
I sauteed the spices first. It brings
out the flavor more.
1006
01:06:07,055 --> 01:06:08,403
I love it. Thank you honey.
1007
01:06:18,385 --> 01:06:19,778
It's really good!
1008
01:06:44,803 --> 01:06:47,803
Sound of love making and the
bed thumping.
1009
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000
Health inspector screaming.
1010
01:07:19,826 --> 01:07:21,126
Where's the other man?
1011
01:07:21,946 --> 01:07:23,547
He's hurt. I'm the substitute.
1012
01:07:25,361 --> 01:07:26,759
You're not a real inspector?
1013
01:07:27,514 --> 01:07:28,243
I'm real...
1014
01:07:28,741 --> 01:07:29,985
just on call.
1015
01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:31,503
No seniority, you know.
1016
01:07:31,971 --> 01:07:33,305
Are we gonna pass the test?
1017
01:07:33,617 --> 01:07:36,791
Well, just one more thing and...
1018
01:07:38,162 --> 01:07:40,413
Yep, you pass!
1019
01:07:41,246 --> 01:07:42,425
100% clean.
1020
01:07:47,443 --> 01:07:48,590
This is a wonderful day.
1021
01:07:49,026 --> 01:07:50,678
Sung will be so happy.
1022
01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:52,405
It's always nice when someone passes.
1023
01:07:52,899 --> 01:07:55,420
Thank you mister inspector, thank you
so much.
1024
01:07:56,178 --> 01:07:57,389
No problem at all.
1025
01:07:59,432 --> 01:08:00,709
Have a nice day.
1026
01:08:27,633 --> 01:08:28,627
Is he okay?
1027
01:08:28,727 --> 01:08:29,301
Are you Sung?
1028
01:08:29,401 --> 01:08:30,097
Yes.
1029
01:08:30,297 --> 01:08:32,413
Has Cyr done or eaten anything out
of the ordinary lately?
1030
01:08:33,145 --> 01:08:33,778
I don't know...
1031
01:08:34,275 --> 01:08:36,076
Been out of the country, have any
strange pets?
1032
01:08:37,531 --> 01:08:38,149
No, whats going on?
1033
01:08:38,888 --> 01:08:40,009
Quite frankly, I don't know.
1034
01:08:40,196 --> 01:08:41,356
Never seen anything like this.
1035
01:08:41,946 --> 01:08:47,880
He's got signs of Rabies, Malaria, Cholera,
Emphysema, Rubella, thrush, mumps...
1036
01:08:48,582 --> 01:08:50,183
and at least a dozen other
diseases.
1037
01:08:50,476 --> 01:08:51,313
Maybe two dozen.
1038
01:08:53,184 --> 01:08:54,492
Is he gonna be alright?
1039
01:08:54,802 --> 01:08:55,563
It's hard to say.
1040
01:08:55,938 --> 01:08:56,739
His systems are ravaged.
1041
01:08:57,365 --> 01:08:58,368
He's completely susceptible to anything.
1042
01:08:58,688 --> 01:09:00,234
I'm recommending we put him in hyper
isolation...
1043
01:09:00,334 --> 01:09:01,212
until he levels off.
1044
01:09:02,102 --> 01:09:02,783
You mean you're gonna...
1045
01:09:03,448 --> 01:09:04,370
We're putting him in a bubble.
1046
01:09:09,943 --> 01:09:11,231
Hey Cyr, how you doing?
1047
01:09:16,984 --> 01:09:18,016
Keep your head up, alright!
1048
01:09:18,844 --> 01:09:19,564
We'll get you out of there.
1049
01:09:21,597 --> 01:09:24,068
Listen Cyr, I have an uncle in Hawaii.
1050
01:09:24,473 --> 01:09:25,193
He's an herbalist.
1051
01:09:25,545 --> 01:09:26,944
Alright... I'm gonna go out there
and see him.
1052
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:28,632
Maybe he can help.
1053
01:09:29,925 --> 01:09:31,300
I'm only gonna be gone for a few days.
1054
01:09:31,838 --> 01:09:34,441
So, in the meantime, just try and
get some rest.
1055
01:09:35,836 --> 01:09:37,235
Everythings gonna be ok.
1056
01:09:51,373 --> 01:09:52,057
Let's see...
1057
01:09:52,809 --> 01:09:53,783
I have one Friday afternoon...
1058
01:09:54,042 --> 01:09:55,357
departing LAX at 5:30...
1059
01:09:55,884 --> 01:09:58,358
and arriving in Honolulu at 7:45.
1060
01:09:58,699 --> 01:09:59,620
Great, I'll take it.
1061
01:10:00,031 --> 01:10:01,996
Your confirmation will be...
1062
01:10:02,224 --> 01:10:05,437
B as in boy, T as in Tom, 2X33.
1063
01:10:05,811 --> 01:10:07,550
Ok and I just pick up the ticket at
the airport, right?
1064
01:10:07,945 --> 01:10:08,445
Uh huh.
1065
01:10:08,896 --> 01:10:10,058
Ok, great. Thanks a lot!
1066
01:10:10,344 --> 01:10:11,465
Thank you for flying.
1067
01:10:12,419 --> 01:10:14,099
All Island Air, this is Stephanie, how
can I help you?
1068
01:10:14,402 --> 01:10:15,556
We want to go to Hawaii.
1069
01:10:16,078 --> 01:10:17,027
On Friday.
1070
01:10:17,703 --> 01:10:18,588
Let's see...
1071
01:10:18,955 --> 01:10:20,634
I have one seat on the 5:30 flight.
1072
01:10:21,185 --> 01:10:23,017
I can put your companion on standby.
1073
01:10:23,433 --> 01:10:24,972
Ernie... Ernie.
1074
01:10:24,993 --> 01:10:25,833
What's the duck say ?
1075
01:10:26,321 --> 01:10:27,639
Want to fly standby?
1076
01:10:27,746 --> 01:10:28,941
Yeah, sure, anything.
1077
01:10:28,942 --> 01:10:29,942
- Sure!
- Quack.
1078
01:10:30,487 --> 01:10:32,685
You'll both have the same confirmation
number..
1079
01:10:32,973 --> 01:10:36,252
that will be A as in Apple, B as
in Baker, 2X57.
1080
01:10:37,662 --> 01:10:38,162
Thanks.
1081
01:10:38,419 --> 01:10:39,155
Thank you.
1082
01:10:41,807 --> 01:10:43,261
All Island Air, this is Craig...
1083
01:10:43,547 --> 01:10:44,387
how may I help you?
1084
01:10:45,622 --> 01:10:49,069
Yeah, I'd like two tickets from Los
Angeles to Honolulu for this Friday.
1085
01:10:49,358 --> 01:10:50,234
Let me bring that up.
1086
01:10:50,334 --> 01:10:51,814
I understand you have an afternoon flight?
1087
01:10:51,984 --> 01:10:53,002
I'd like to be put on that one.
1088
01:10:53,453 --> 01:10:54,650
With a vegetarian meal please.
1089
01:10:56,167 --> 01:10:57,872
I'm sorry sir but that flight appears
to be full...
1090
01:10:58,472 --> 01:10:59,902
how about a flight the next day?
1091
01:11:00,649 --> 01:11:01,744
What do you mean it's full?
1092
01:11:03,286 --> 01:11:05,639
Well that means that all the seats
have been sold...
1093
01:11:06,216 --> 01:11:07,769
and there are none available.
1094
01:11:07,835 --> 01:11:08,776
That's a mistake.
1095
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:09,885
Check again.
1096
01:11:09,886 --> 01:11:11,207
Sir, it's right here in front of me.
1097
01:11:11,230 --> 01:11:12,157
I know how this works!
1098
01:11:12,461 --> 01:11:14,062
You save the extra seats for celebrities.
1099
01:11:14,355 --> 01:11:15,007
Overbook me.
1100
01:11:15,319 --> 01:11:17,460
I can't sir. The computer won't allow
me to do that.
1101
01:11:18,025 --> 01:11:19,107
Are you a computer?
1102
01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:20,948
No.
1103
01:11:20,974 --> 01:11:22,252
Then book me, you moron.
1104
01:11:23,151 --> 01:11:24,159
Just a moment please.
1105
01:11:24,648 --> 01:11:27,366
No, I made all my other reservations
around this flight...
1106
01:11:27,629 --> 01:11:30,429
and was specifically assured that I would
have no problem getting a seat.
1107
01:11:30,478 --> 01:11:31,835
Don't try to weasel out of it now.
1108
01:11:32,557 --> 01:11:35,526
I'm sorry we are unable to satisfy
your travel needs.
1109
01:11:35,827 --> 01:11:37,200
Might I book you on another airline?
1110
01:11:37,426 --> 01:11:37,926
Hell no!
1111
01:11:38,140 --> 01:11:39,797
All my miles are on All Island Air.
1112
01:11:40,085 --> 01:11:40,858
Book me on the flight!
1113
01:11:41,898 --> 01:11:44,589
I'm sorry sir, but that flight appears
to be full.
1114
01:11:44,915 --> 01:11:47,246
Perhaps I can suggest an alternate
travel time.
1115
01:11:47,346 --> 01:11:48,280
Listen you dimwit.
1116
01:11:48,281 --> 01:11:49,362
I need to be on that flight.
1117
01:11:50,025 --> 01:11:52,703
Now either book me, or let
me speak to your supervisor.
1118
01:11:52,965 --> 01:11:54,740
Fine, but he's just gonna tell you the
same thing.
1119
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:56,018
Don't patronize me!
1120
01:11:56,530 --> 01:11:58,313
- I'm not sir.
- You have no right to talk to me like that!
1121
01:11:58,694 --> 01:11:59,794
Are you mocking me?
1122
01:12:00,004 --> 01:12:01,175
Who are you to mock me?!
1123
01:12:02,051 --> 01:12:03,339
- Sir.
- Don't talk down to me!
1124
01:12:03,670 --> 01:12:04,480
I'm a human being.
1125
01:12:04,911 --> 01:12:06,141
My name is Seth.
1126
01:12:06,807 --> 01:12:08,094
You know what, I'm just
trying to do my job.
1127
01:12:08,167 --> 01:12:09,327
Don't talk down to me.
1128
01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:10,980
Is it your job to talk down to me?
1129
01:12:11,231 --> 01:12:13,014
Is it your job to treat people like cattle?
1130
01:12:13,495 --> 01:12:14,151
Yes!
1131
01:12:14,612 --> 01:12:15,761
That's my job.
1132
01:12:15,951 --> 01:12:16,988
Where's your supervisor?!
1133
01:12:17,097 --> 01:12:18,441
I want your supervisor!
1134
01:12:18,648 --> 01:12:19,243
You've got no right...
1135
01:12:19,343 --> 01:12:20,606
Listen, you freak!
1136
01:12:21,109 --> 01:12:22,349
I don't know what your problem is...
1137
01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:23,970
and I really don't give a rats ass!
1138
01:12:24,379 --> 01:12:26,638
But if you're too stupid to book an
earlier flight...
1139
01:12:26,639 --> 01:12:27,739
that's not my problem.
1140
01:12:27,938 --> 01:12:29,018
And it's also not my problem...
1141
01:12:29,572 --> 01:12:30,812
that you are a delusional weirdo...
1142
01:12:30,911 --> 01:12:34,041
with nothing better to do than to
call up people and scream at them.
1143
01:12:34,569 --> 01:12:37,904
Well how do you like it when it's back
at you, turd!
1144
01:12:38,172 --> 01:12:39,209
How do you like that!
1145
01:12:39,817 --> 01:12:41,537
Now I have a suggestion for you...
1146
01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:44,341
why don't you take one hand and pick
up the phone...
1147
01:12:44,442 --> 01:12:45,715
take the other hand and stick it
up your ass...
1148
01:12:45,841 --> 01:12:49,822
call another airline, cause you're not
getting on this... fucking... flight!
1149
01:12:50,159 --> 01:12:51,894
Have a nice day!
1150
01:12:55,150 --> 01:12:57,352
Are they allowed to monitor the calls?
1151
01:12:58,381 --> 01:13:00,301
Their company. They can do what
they want.
1152
01:13:00,502 --> 01:13:02,160
They won't give you a second chance?
1153
01:13:02,748 --> 01:13:05,690
They said I wasn't suited
for customer service.
1154
01:13:07,764 --> 01:13:09,118
Oh, god... why this is happening to me?
1155
01:13:09,639 --> 01:13:10,326
It's okay.
1156
01:13:10,426 --> 01:13:11,359
No, it's not okay!
1157
01:13:11,750 --> 01:13:13,983
I can't even keep a telemarketing job!
1158
01:13:14,249 --> 01:13:15,771
That guy sounds like a jerk.
1159
01:13:16,586 --> 01:13:17,887
I think you did the right thing.
1160
01:13:19,789 --> 01:13:21,190
No, we need the money.
1161
01:13:22,711 --> 01:13:24,964
My paycheck will tide us over for a while.
1162
01:13:25,989 --> 01:13:27,905
We'll just cut back a little more.
1163
01:13:28,390 --> 01:13:30,182
I'm such a lousy provider.
1164
01:13:30,246 --> 01:13:31,274
You are not!
1165
01:13:32,424 --> 01:13:34,193
You've just had some bad luck.
1166
01:13:35,425 --> 01:13:37,870
You're gonna find something soon.
I know it.
1167
01:13:40,584 --> 01:13:42,286
Hey, hey... come on.
1168
01:13:43,267 --> 01:13:44,241
Come on.
1169
01:13:45,741 --> 01:13:47,363
We'll be fine.
1170
01:13:48,392 --> 01:13:49,922
You are a good husband.
1171
01:13:50,732 --> 01:13:53,084
And a wonderful father.
1172
01:13:53,688 --> 01:13:55,152
And that's all that matters.
1173
01:13:56,074 --> 01:13:58,074
I'm not a good husband.
1174
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,233
Of course you are.
1175
01:14:05,383 --> 01:14:06,697
What's wrong, honey?
1176
01:14:07,395 --> 01:14:08,290
What's wrong?
1177
01:14:18,028 --> 01:14:19,065
Last fall...
1178
01:14:24,858 --> 01:14:26,568
Last fall, your cousin was in town...
1179
01:14:29,250 --> 01:14:30,565
and something happened.
1180
01:14:32,209 --> 01:14:33,309
You need to know about it.
1181
01:14:37,047 --> 01:14:38,283
It only happened once.
1182
01:14:38,828 --> 01:14:40,328
I am not hearing this.
1183
01:14:42,152 --> 01:14:44,598
I'm not hearing this.
1184
01:14:44,982 --> 01:14:47,851
She is my cousin, for god's sake.
1185
01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:50,772
She is my cousin, for god's sake.
1186
01:14:50,872 --> 01:14:51,570
I know.
1187
01:14:52,434 --> 01:14:53,335
I'm sorry.
1188
01:14:53,435 --> 01:14:55,684
She is my cousin, for god's sake.
1189
01:14:55,784 --> 01:14:56,544
Please...
1190
01:14:56,979 --> 01:14:58,178
I know...
1191
01:14:58,862 --> 01:15:01,710
I love you and don't know what happened.
1192
01:15:02,997 --> 01:15:06,602
Yeah well, I'm not gonna be so
supportive on this one.
1193
01:15:08,149 --> 01:15:12,197
Honey, I don't know what to tell you
except I'm sorry.
1194
01:15:13,693 --> 01:15:15,145
I'm so sorry.
1195
01:15:17,709 --> 01:15:19,338
You should go.
1196
01:15:20,110 --> 01:15:21,128
No, honey.
1197
01:15:21,785 --> 01:15:22,835
You should go.
1198
01:16:27,586 --> 01:16:29,425
Not today!
1199
01:16:42,653 --> 01:16:43,562
How can I help you, Annelle?
1200
01:16:43,662 --> 01:16:44,859
I just got this.
1201
01:16:57,223 --> 01:17:00,113
Gee, that's... angry.
1202
01:17:00,303 --> 01:17:01,358
I'd like to prosecute.
1203
01:17:02,065 --> 01:17:07,715
Yeah it is simple assault... and
a death threat.
1204
01:17:09,574 --> 01:17:10,613
A couple of them.
1205
01:17:13,663 --> 01:17:14,453
Sure.
1206
01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:16,908
Call it in.
1207
01:17:25,033 --> 01:18:59,033
Haunting, moody music playing.
1208
01:19:12,128 --> 01:19:13,927
Hey. Wallace Gregory?
1209
01:19:29,373 --> 01:19:30,520
Hey... Wallace Gregory?
1210
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:31,497
Yeah.
1211
01:19:31,697 --> 01:19:34,249
Sir can you step down from the vehicle.
We need to talk to you a second.
1212
01:19:36,575 --> 01:19:37,438
Just right over here.
1213
01:19:39,650 --> 01:19:41,120
You're under arrest Mr. Gregory.
1214
01:19:41,220 --> 01:19:42,067
What for?
1215
01:19:42,475 --> 01:19:44,479
Well how about for making a
terrorist threat.
1216
01:19:44,889 --> 01:19:45,605
Sound familiar?
1217
01:19:46,288 --> 01:19:47,365
You make me sick.
1218
01:19:51,916 --> 01:19:53,700
No!
1219
01:19:55,230 --> 01:19:56,149
Marty.
1220
01:19:56,150 --> 01:19:57,150
Marty.
1221
01:19:59,034 --> 01:20:00,567
Just give me a minute.
1222
01:20:00,568 --> 01:20:01,728
Will you just give me a minute, please.
1223
01:20:04,264 --> 01:20:08,291
Marty, hey, Marty. Show
me what you're holding.
1224
01:20:11,539 --> 01:20:13,309
Show me what you're holding!
1225
01:20:18,108 --> 01:20:19,476
That's the wrong part.
1226
01:20:20,803 --> 01:20:22,016
That's been recalled!
1227
01:20:22,990 --> 01:20:24,612
It's defective!
1228
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:28,519
It's okay.
1229
01:20:29,183 --> 01:20:32,146
Just ah, just get the right part.
1230
01:20:33,331 --> 01:20:37,191
It's in a blue box marked SL423.
1231
01:20:38,509 --> 01:20:42,261
Just get Antonio or Beth and have
them install it, ok?
1232
01:20:42,626 --> 01:20:43,678
Okay?
1233
01:20:44,122 --> 01:20:45,232
So, are you finished now?
1234
01:20:45,332 --> 01:20:46,597
Yeah, I'm done.
1235
01:20:46,697 --> 01:20:47,319
Let's go.
1236
01:20:47,424 --> 01:20:48,442
It's alright.
1237
01:20:48,790 --> 01:20:49,412
It's okay!
1238
01:20:49,819 --> 01:20:50,843
We caught it, ok?
1239
01:20:51,222 --> 01:20:51,853
It's alright!
1240
01:20:56,290 --> 01:20:57,378
It's okay.
1241
01:21:04,445 --> 01:21:06,950
Antonio, Beth, come look at this.
1242
01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:23,510
Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
1243
01:21:23,869 --> 01:21:25,696
This is your captain speaking.
1244
01:21:26,383 --> 01:21:30,601
We have now reached our cruising
altitude of 35,000 feet.
1245
01:21:30,743 --> 01:21:32,743
Where did it come from?
1246
01:21:34,069 --> 01:21:35,550
I want to apologize for the delay on the
ground earlier...
1247
01:21:35,801 --> 01:21:37,097
We had a little technical problem.
1248
01:21:37,484 --> 01:21:41,924
We got it cleared up and it should be
smooth sailing all the way to Hawaii.
1249
01:21:42,765 --> 01:21:44,286
So sit back and relax...
1250
01:21:45,488 --> 01:21:46,863
and enjoy the flight.
1251
01:21:47,185 --> 01:21:48,968
Thank you.
1252
01:21:53,889 --> 01:21:55,258
Hi, honey.
1253
01:21:55,872 --> 01:21:56,861
Yes I am.
1254
01:21:58,206 --> 01:21:59,846
Are you behaving for Christine?
1255
01:22:01,394 --> 01:22:02,408
Ok.
1256
01:22:02,508 --> 01:22:04,388
You be good and I"ll have a surprise
for you when I get home.
1257
01:22:05,849 --> 01:22:06,898
I don't know what it is.
1258
01:22:08,995 --> 01:22:10,333
Ok, I'll make sure.
1259
01:22:11,645 --> 01:22:12,709
Mommy's got to go now.
1260
01:22:14,546 --> 01:22:15,724
I love you too.
1261
01:22:17,294 --> 01:22:18,417
Bye bye.
1262
01:22:21,342 --> 01:22:23,342
**The kid that called the bug at the
beginning of the movie**
1263
01:22:23,367 --> 01:22:27,367
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