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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,859 --> 00:00:04,060 What is it exactly [GROANS] that you want? 2 00:00:04,162 --> 00:00:06,396 Bolivians have stash house in Sylmar 3 00:00:06,498 --> 00:00:08,250 that I know make so much money. 4 00:00:08,317 --> 00:00:10,296 Then that's what you should go after. 5 00:00:10,809 --> 00:00:13,551 You could have Barry handle these things? 6 00:00:13,589 --> 00:00:14,854 [UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 7 00:00:14,879 --> 00:00:17,343 Excuse me, I'd like to speak with you all 8 00:00:17,904 --> 00:00:19,331 about Ryan Madison. 9 00:00:20,467 --> 00:00:21,507 Hey, Detective? 10 00:00:21,509 --> 00:00:22,443 Hmm? 11 00:00:22,444 --> 00:00:24,324 You know, I've done my share of ride-a-longs. 12 00:00:24,538 --> 00:00:25,486 Mm-hmm. 13 00:00:25,511 --> 00:00:27,046 From where I'm standing, 14 00:00:27,744 --> 00:00:29,420 you check all the boxes. 15 00:00:30,676 --> 00:00:32,237 What the fuck are you supposed to be? 16 00:00:32,475 --> 00:00:34,646 Barry, I don't want to be alone. 17 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:36,142 Do you think I'm going to be a star? 18 00:00:36,783 --> 00:00:39,037 Like, a movie star? Yeah. 19 00:00:43,922 --> 00:00:45,755 ANNOUNCER: Viewer discretion is advised. 20 00:00:45,904 --> 00:00:48,349 - [KEYBOARD CLACKING] - SALLY: B-A... "Barry Block." 21 00:00:49,475 --> 00:00:51,508 "Create account." Great. 22 00:00:51,996 --> 00:00:54,412 And now... you exist. 23 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:57,458 Okay, so we've added everyone from class. 24 00:00:57,459 --> 00:00:59,082 Is there anyone else you wanna add? 25 00:01:00,496 --> 00:01:02,478 Just name a friend, any friend. 26 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:06,915 Uh... 27 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,235 There's a guy I served with who's from LA, 28 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:13,772 - Chris Lucado, L-U-C-A... - That him? 29 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:15,774 BARRY: Jesus. That was fast. 30 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:17,776 Oh yeah, I know. You can find anyone on Facebook now. 31 00:01:17,812 --> 00:01:19,460 That's why it's great that you're on it. 32 00:01:19,485 --> 00:01:21,685 You know, you want people to be able to find you, right? 33 00:01:22,803 --> 00:01:23,831 Yeah. 34 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:25,850 Yeah, that must be his kid. 35 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,819 SALLY: Mm. Problem with Facebook now, 36 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:29,775 just one big baby parade. 37 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:31,523 Ugh. 38 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:36,192 That's crazy. 39 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:38,094 Hey, uh, do you wanna 40 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:39,663 maybe get breakfast or something? 41 00:01:39,862 --> 00:01:43,165 Maybe you can help me with my Mamet monologue before class? 42 00:01:43,335 --> 00:01:45,435 Oh! I'm not going to class. 43 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:47,303 Yeah, Mike got me another audition. 44 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:50,035 Ah! So, I'll see you later at Natalie's party. 45 00:01:50,876 --> 00:01:52,608 - I thought we were going together? - Yeah. 46 00:01:52,644 --> 00:01:55,745 You'll be there, I'll be there. Does this look military to you? 47 00:01:55,780 --> 00:01:58,414 - Are you playing someone in the military? - A medic. 48 00:01:58,449 --> 00:02:01,369 You know, I used to be a Marine, so... 49 00:02:02,799 --> 00:02:04,269 if there's any questions that you wanna ask me... 50 00:02:04,270 --> 00:02:07,202 No. I can ask Mike. He's an agent. He gets it. 51 00:02:09,473 --> 00:02:10,505 Cool. 52 00:02:13,976 --> 00:02:15,562 So, I'm just gonna prepare. 53 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,911 Oh, okay. For... for your audition? 54 00:02:17,946 --> 00:02:19,278 - Mm-hmm. - Cool. 55 00:02:24,285 --> 00:02:26,252 So I should probably leave is what you're saying? 56 00:02:26,287 --> 00:02:27,583 - Aw, so sweet. - Right. 57 00:02:28,155 --> 00:02:31,657 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 58 00:02:31,681 --> 00:02:33,681 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 59 00:02:35,663 --> 00:02:37,897 - Wait. He shot himself? - Yeah, he decided 60 00:02:37,932 --> 00:02:39,932 he'd rather off himself than talk to me. 61 00:02:39,967 --> 00:02:42,601 I pulled a major mindfuck on him. 62 00:02:42,847 --> 00:02:46,438 So, now we are in the catbird seat. Here. 63 00:02:46,472 --> 00:02:48,573 - What's this? - Our next job. 64 00:02:49,208 --> 00:02:51,409 A Bolivian stash house, 65 00:02:51,444 --> 00:02:53,010 where they cut their coca. 66 00:02:53,146 --> 00:02:55,346 - BARRY: How many guys? - FUCHES: Uh, I don't know. 67 00:02:55,381 --> 00:02:57,234 Whoever's there, I guess. Five, six. 68 00:02:57,817 --> 00:02:59,918 Fuches, this isn't a hit. This is a raid. 69 00:02:59,953 --> 00:03:02,385 I know. I know it isn't our regular gig, 70 00:03:02,421 --> 00:03:04,087 but I believe in you, Barry. 71 00:03:04,374 --> 00:03:06,374 Now, Pazar gets this stash house, 72 00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:08,955 he can push the Bolivians out, take over their ops. 73 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,213 I mean, he gets bigger, he brings us up, 74 00:03:11,395 --> 00:03:13,548 we ride his hairy shoulders to the moon. 75 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:15,678 Hey, speaking of which, here's for Paco. 76 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:18,995 Come on. You know you want some. 77 00:03:19,289 --> 00:03:21,216 Take it. Take... You earned it. Take it. 78 00:03:21,624 --> 00:03:23,035 You deserve it. [CHUCKLES] 79 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,537 The rest goes in the cookie jar. 80 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:30,342 So, what... what does this mean? That we're both staying in LA? 81 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,709 Mm-hmm. Couch folds out. Is that a problem? 82 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,448 No. 83 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:37,264 No, it's great. 84 00:03:37,289 --> 00:03:39,050 [LAUGHS] Yeah! You're damn right it's great. 85 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,685 I mean, these guys were ready to take us out, 86 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,487 and now, we couldn't leave if we tried. 87 00:03:44,406 --> 00:03:45,817 You're fucking welcome. 88 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:48,707 [CHUCKLES] Last two drawers are yours. 89 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:51,728 ♪ 90 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:53,797 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 91 00:03:54,186 --> 00:03:57,632 So, which one of you type the wrong password to lock camera? 92 00:03:58,287 --> 00:03:59,320 Huh? 93 00:04:04,009 --> 00:04:05,108 Why is that important? 94 00:04:05,268 --> 00:04:07,007 So it was you, yes? 95 00:04:07,605 --> 00:04:08,772 Can you open it? 96 00:04:09,001 --> 00:04:12,651 Well, because of you, what I must now do is bypass locking protocol. 97 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:14,763 [EMPHATICALLY] Can you open it? 98 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,890 What I must do is bypass locking protocol, 99 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:22,093 then run application to brute-force decrypt password. 100 00:04:22,661 --> 00:04:24,181 I write the software myself. 101 00:04:25,523 --> 00:04:27,355 Uh, well, how long will that take? 102 00:04:27,570 --> 00:04:29,257 [SCOFFS] It takes what it takes. 103 00:04:29,292 --> 00:04:32,260 Could be one day, two day... 104 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:36,053 three day, four day. 105 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:37,824 Should I do? 106 00:04:40,137 --> 00:04:42,537 Uh, yeah. Uh, do. 107 00:04:42,572 --> 00:04:44,404 I came in early for this bullshit? 108 00:04:45,216 --> 00:04:46,240 [CLICKING] 109 00:04:46,275 --> 00:04:48,658 Hey, man, don't click on any open tabs. 110 00:04:49,545 --> 00:04:52,113 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 111 00:04:52,148 --> 00:04:56,148 ["WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE" PLAYS ON PHONE] 112 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,767 Gene M. Cousineau speaking. 113 00:04:59,788 --> 00:05:02,521 Hello, Mr. Cousineau, this is Detective Janice Moss. 114 00:05:02,557 --> 00:05:03,990 You left me a message. You said you had 115 00:05:04,025 --> 00:05:06,659 some valuable information regarding Ryan Madison? 116 00:05:06,694 --> 00:05:07,827 Yes, I did. 117 00:05:08,207 --> 00:05:11,019 I think I've got a little bit of a bombshell for you, 118 00:05:11,449 --> 00:05:14,151 but I don't feel comfortable talking on the phone. 119 00:05:14,402 --> 00:05:16,035 Could we meet for coffee? 120 00:05:16,071 --> 00:05:18,237 Okay. I can do this afternoon. 121 00:05:18,272 --> 00:05:21,173 COUSINEAU [ON PHONE]: I was thinking a little later, like 8:30? 122 00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:23,385 I'll get a reservation at Stella Luna. 123 00:05:23,644 --> 00:05:26,812 - [STAMMERS] - It'll be under Neil Patrick Harris. 124 00:05:26,847 --> 00:05:29,181 I find I get a better table that way. 125 00:05:29,216 --> 00:05:32,084 [SCOFFS] Uh, okay. 126 00:05:32,119 --> 00:05:33,155 WOMAN: Gene? 127 00:05:33,823 --> 00:05:34,956 Uh, I gotta go. 128 00:05:35,451 --> 00:05:36,573 Until then. 129 00:05:41,094 --> 00:05:42,827 [MUTTERS] Jesus, God. 130 00:05:42,862 --> 00:05:44,428 [KEYBOARD CLACKING] 131 00:05:45,665 --> 00:05:47,260 Oh my God, he's with Judd Hirsch. 132 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:49,333 [SHOUTS] Hey! Francine! 133 00:05:49,634 --> 00:05:51,800 This crazy man know Judd Hirsch! 134 00:05:51,835 --> 00:05:53,102 - FRANCINE: What? - Yeah! 135 00:05:53,247 --> 00:05:54,197 Hey, Sherry. 136 00:05:54,222 --> 00:05:56,239 SHERRY: Gene Cousineau, always good to see you. 137 00:05:56,417 --> 00:05:58,043 Thank you. It's what I do. 138 00:05:58,311 --> 00:06:00,195 I'm gonna give you two options today. 139 00:06:02,287 --> 00:06:03,887 Gene M. Cousineau, 140 00:06:03,922 --> 00:06:06,422 reading for Man in Back of Line. 141 00:06:07,185 --> 00:06:08,450 Self-managed. 142 00:06:12,429 --> 00:06:13,822 We're waiting here! 143 00:06:15,199 --> 00:06:16,298 [WHISPERS] Two. 144 00:06:17,134 --> 00:06:19,207 [BRONX ACCENT] Hey. We're waiting here. 145 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:23,066 [NORMAL VOICE] Uh, would you like to see anything else? 146 00:06:23,102 --> 00:06:24,334 SHERRY: Nope, that was great. 147 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:26,325 I think we got it. Oh. Wonderful. Thanks. 148 00:06:27,770 --> 00:06:29,494 MIKE: "Do you think I'm gonna lose my leg, miss?" 149 00:06:29,615 --> 00:06:31,415 [SOUTHERN ACCENT] "You listen to me, soldier." 150 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,486 "I won't let you lose your leg, 151 00:06:33,911 --> 00:06:36,558 "but you need to make me two promises in return. 152 00:06:36,947 --> 00:06:38,014 "One... 153 00:06:38,788 --> 00:06:40,788 "One, you never stop fighting. 154 00:06:41,057 --> 00:06:42,111 Never ever." 155 00:06:42,206 --> 00:06:44,256 "Okay. And what's the other promise?" 156 00:06:44,489 --> 00:06:46,081 "You'll stop calling me 'miss.' 157 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:49,129 "From now on when you refer to me, 158 00:06:49,298 --> 00:06:52,903 you'll refer to me as Dr. Audrina Borowitz." 159 00:06:54,155 --> 00:06:55,188 [SCOFFS] 160 00:06:55,504 --> 00:06:57,384 - That was great. - [NORMAL VOICE] You think so? 161 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:59,406 [SCOFFS] What about the wardrobe? Is it too much? 162 00:06:59,431 --> 00:07:00,493 No, it's great. 163 00:07:00,641 --> 00:07:02,899 You go in there today and do it just like that, 164 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,276 I think you're gonna book it. 165 00:07:04,312 --> 00:07:05,649 - Really? - Yup. 166 00:07:05,650 --> 00:07:08,029 [LAUGHS] Thank you. 167 00:07:08,559 --> 00:07:10,486 Um, so if I do book it, 168 00:07:10,521 --> 00:07:13,642 then does that mean, like, instead of hip-pocketing me, 169 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,387 you would be my... 170 00:07:15,412 --> 00:07:17,192 Okay, let me tell you where I am with that. 171 00:07:17,227 --> 00:07:18,660 - Okay. [LAUGHS] - I get to this point 172 00:07:18,695 --> 00:07:20,461 with a lot of my prospective clients 173 00:07:20,497 --> 00:07:22,630 - where I have a decision to make. - Mmm. 174 00:07:22,666 --> 00:07:25,363 Do I wanna sign them, or do I wanna fuck them? 175 00:07:31,641 --> 00:07:32,707 Oh, I... 176 00:07:34,605 --> 00:07:36,763 I'd really like to keep this professional. 177 00:07:40,249 --> 00:07:41,625 That was totally a joke. 178 00:07:41,650 --> 00:07:42,883 Did you think I was serious? 179 00:07:42,919 --> 00:07:44,584 - Oh yeah. Oh God. - I was totally kidding. 180 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:46,287 - Yeah, no, no, I... - I thought you knew that. 181 00:07:46,322 --> 00:07:48,889 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. I... No, of course. 182 00:07:48,925 --> 00:07:50,747 I... Sorry. 183 00:07:52,861 --> 00:07:54,167 [CHUCKLES] That's funny. 184 00:07:55,831 --> 00:07:57,815 Sorry about that. [NERVOUS CHUCKLE] 185 00:08:01,669 --> 00:08:02,902 SASHA: Okay, cool. Well, I... actually, 186 00:08:02,938 --> 00:08:05,205 I'm gonna stop off at work first so I can grab my check, 187 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,605 - just 'cause I don't wanna like... 188 00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:08,006 - I wanna put it in before we go, 189 00:08:08,042 --> 00:08:10,209 so I'm gonna grab my check from work and come right after. 190 00:08:10,244 --> 00:08:12,324 NATALIE: So I got... I just got a set amount of food, 191 00:08:13,975 --> 00:08:15,881 And a set amount of drinks, so just no plus ones if that's cool. 192 00:08:15,916 --> 00:08:17,782 - SASHA: Yeah. Okay, so what time? - NATALIE: Sevenish. 193 00:08:17,818 --> 00:08:20,685 Cool. Oh, and my friend Zach Burrows is gonna be there. 194 00:08:21,225 --> 00:08:23,888 - Do I know him? - Well, he just finished shooting. 195 00:08:23,889 --> 00:08:25,922 He's, um, playing Pinocchio 196 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:28,353 in the new live-action Pinocchio. 197 00:08:28,793 --> 00:08:30,126 How old is he? 198 00:08:31,396 --> 00:08:34,197 Um, it's mocap, like motion capture. 199 00:08:34,232 --> 00:08:35,305 Yeah, I know. Yeah. 200 00:08:35,330 --> 00:08:38,468 Okay, so, they're just gonna digitally shrink him down 201 00:08:38,503 --> 00:08:42,104 and then animate the puppet on top of him, so. 202 00:08:42,139 --> 00:08:43,939 But he's gonna be a huge star, 203 00:08:43,975 --> 00:08:46,075 so just try to be cool about it. You know what I mean? 204 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:47,843 Of course I'll be cool. I don't know who he is. 205 00:08:47,878 --> 00:08:48,978 - You can tell... - Gene's here! 206 00:08:49,013 --> 00:08:50,679 - [APPLAUSE] - NATALIE: Whoo! Yay! 207 00:08:50,714 --> 00:08:53,182 [CHEERS] 208 00:08:53,217 --> 00:08:54,862 - We love you! - SASHA: Gene! 209 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:58,152 GENE: All right, let's get to work. 210 00:08:58,188 --> 00:09:00,254 Actors, I got three words for you: 211 00:09:00,368 --> 00:09:03,031 Glengarry Glen Ross. 212 00:09:03,867 --> 00:09:05,093 [DEEP SIGH] 213 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,428 ♪ 214 00:09:12,461 --> 00:09:13,994 "Can you put that coffee down? 215 00:09:14,869 --> 00:09:17,247 "Coffee's for closers, only. 216 00:09:18,317 --> 00:09:19,816 "You call yourself a salesman? 217 00:09:19,852 --> 00:09:21,881 [CHORTLES] "You son of a bitch." 218 00:09:22,355 --> 00:09:25,160 "Hi. I'm from downtown. I'm from Mitch and Murray. 219 00:09:25,507 --> 00:09:28,346 "Uh, so, you've got... All of you got 220 00:09:28,661 --> 00:09:31,514 "just one week to regain your jobs, 221 00:09:31,515 --> 00:09:33,271 "starting with tonight. 222 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:36,355 "Okay, we're adding a little something 223 00:09:36,356 --> 00:09:38,478 "to this month's sales contest. 224 00:09:38,892 --> 00:09:41,025 "As you all know, first prize 225 00:09:41,061 --> 00:09:43,895 "is a Cadillac El Dorado." 226 00:09:44,798 --> 00:09:46,598 "Anybody wanna see what second prize is?" 227 00:09:47,319 --> 00:09:48,663 "Second prize" 228 00:09:49,029 --> 00:09:51,978 is a set of steak knives. 229 00:09:52,271 --> 00:09:54,205 "Third prize is you're fired, 230 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,040 - but I've worked out a little"... - COUSINEAU: Okay, okay. No, no, no. 231 00:09:57,116 --> 00:10:00,002 Stop. I'm not kidding. You're making me nauseous. 232 00:10:00,412 --> 00:10:02,837 Barry, I gave you this monologue for a reason. 233 00:10:03,619 --> 00:10:06,219 To see if you were capable of playing a character 234 00:10:06,253 --> 00:10:08,220 with even the mildest set of balls. 235 00:10:08,851 --> 00:10:12,253 You know, I'm seeing a trend in your work, and it's disturbing, 236 00:10:12,459 --> 00:10:13,592 and it's this... 237 00:10:14,665 --> 00:10:16,151 You are deferential 238 00:10:16,176 --> 00:10:18,799 to every character in a scene... 239 00:10:19,366 --> 00:10:21,268 except for yours! 240 00:10:21,502 --> 00:10:23,862 It's the way you read every scene. 241 00:10:23,969 --> 00:10:25,747 And if you're gonna be an actor, 242 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,442 it's a big problem. 243 00:10:28,843 --> 00:10:30,677 Okay, listen. I guess what I just thought 244 00:10:30,712 --> 00:10:32,314 was that my guy was trying to help 245 00:10:32,315 --> 00:10:34,345 these other dudes achieve a goal, right? 246 00:10:34,549 --> 00:10:36,316 And if it was me, I would want them... 247 00:10:36,351 --> 00:10:39,352 You know what? That is so lovely. If it was you. 248 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,120 Is that the way you see your life, as a human doormat? 249 00:10:43,572 --> 00:10:45,072 - No. - "No"? 250 00:10:45,397 --> 00:10:47,230 'Cause that's all we've ever seen in here. 251 00:10:47,288 --> 00:10:48,887 And I'll bet you tits to donuts 252 00:10:48,912 --> 00:10:50,912 it's no different out there in the real world. 253 00:10:50,937 --> 00:10:53,271 You were in the service, right? Right? 254 00:10:53,296 --> 00:10:54,939 Yeah, well, that makes sense, doesn't it? 255 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:57,266 "Stand like this. Clean your gun. 256 00:10:57,301 --> 00:10:59,440 Swab the deck. Peel a potato." 257 00:11:00,037 --> 00:11:02,404 Barry, do you ever ask for what you need? 258 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:06,341 Or do you just quietly feel shame at your own desires 259 00:11:06,377 --> 00:11:08,944 while sadly doing the bidding of others? 260 00:11:09,846 --> 00:11:12,314 "Dear diary, today, 261 00:11:12,509 --> 00:11:15,649 "I did what everybody else wanted me to do. 262 00:11:15,685 --> 00:11:19,282 Is that all right with you, diary? Love, Barry." 263 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,506 Is that the life you wanna lead? 264 00:11:25,027 --> 00:11:26,961 - Look at me. Answer me. - No. 265 00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:29,930 No. You're just saying that because I told you to say it! 266 00:11:29,966 --> 00:11:31,431 Well, I don't know what you want me to say. 267 00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:33,266 I want you to fight for yourself, Barry. 268 00:11:33,302 --> 00:11:35,335 I want you to tell me one thing you desire. 269 00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:37,270 - [SIGHS] - I want you to say out loud, 270 00:11:37,306 --> 00:11:40,621 "Hey, I want this!" Can you tell me one thing? 271 00:11:40,809 --> 00:11:43,776 All I want is to take this class. 272 00:11:43,812 --> 00:11:46,546 Well, then you've got 10 seconds to make me believe that, fucko, 273 00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:49,248 or you're never gonna see the inside of this class again! 274 00:11:50,384 --> 00:11:51,603 [WHISPERS] And action. 275 00:11:56,095 --> 00:11:58,592 Fuches! I'm not doing it! Any of it, okay? 276 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,957 I know it's what you want, but fuck you! Okay? 277 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,230 There's a lot of things that I wanna do, 278 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,631 but you don't care about any of that! 279 00:12:05,666 --> 00:12:08,033 Take out a stash house all by myself? 280 00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:10,969 "Oh yeah, let's have Barry do it. He's fucking Jason Bourne!" 281 00:12:11,004 --> 00:12:12,834 Yeah! No! Fuck it! I'm out! 282 00:12:12,859 --> 00:12:16,642 So you're going back to Ohio, and I'm staying here, and that's it! 283 00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:18,466 Fuck you! 284 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,046 Ow! 285 00:12:22,215 --> 00:12:25,383 Hmm. [HUMMING] 286 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,386 [GRUNTS] 287 00:12:28,421 --> 00:12:30,421 WOMAN [MUTTERING]: "refer to me as..." 288 00:12:30,456 --> 00:12:32,856 "Dr. Audrina Borowitz. 289 00:12:32,892 --> 00:12:35,386 "From now on when you refer to me, 290 00:12:36,128 --> 00:12:39,196 you refer to me as Dr. Audrina Borowitz." 291 00:12:40,799 --> 00:12:42,432 - Sally? - Yes. 292 00:12:42,467 --> 00:12:43,667 - WOMAN: Question. - Mm-hmm? 293 00:12:43,702 --> 00:12:45,001 Who made your appointment? 294 00:12:45,036 --> 00:12:47,170 - My agent. - And who's your agent? 295 00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:50,173 Mike Hallman. I wrote it down on the sign-in sheet. 296 00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:52,842 Yeah. That's sort of the problem. 297 00:12:52,877 --> 00:12:54,511 We didn't have you on the list, 298 00:12:54,546 --> 00:12:56,645 so we called Mike to straighten it out, 299 00:12:56,681 --> 00:12:59,405 and he said he doesn't represent you. 300 00:13:01,819 --> 00:13:03,640 - Oh. - Yeah. 301 00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:08,061 I... Oh. Okay, I... 302 00:13:08,445 --> 00:13:10,707 Oop. Oh, sorry about that. 303 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,630 - It's okay. - Sorry about that. 304 00:13:12,665 --> 00:13:14,331 - Oh, no worries. - Thank you so much. 305 00:13:14,366 --> 00:13:16,166 - You're... you're welcome. Okay. - Thank you. 306 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,367 - Have a good day. - [WHISPERS] Break a leg. 307 00:13:20,439 --> 00:13:23,440 - Um... Alana? - ALANA: Yes. 308 00:13:23,476 --> 00:13:26,396 - BOTH: Hi. - Finally, for the first time. 309 00:13:26,845 --> 00:13:29,980 [SOBBING, SCREAMS] 310 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,222 [SOBBING] 311 00:13:47,631 --> 00:13:50,332 ♪ 312 00:13:59,776 --> 00:14:03,311 [LAUGHING] 313 00:14:03,347 --> 00:14:04,692 When did I know? 314 00:14:04,847 --> 00:14:08,315 I remember exactly. Barry and I had just started dating, 315 00:14:08,351 --> 00:14:10,151 and he bought me this laptop, 316 00:14:10,186 --> 00:14:11,852 because my screen was broken. 317 00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:14,188 And I just thought, "Wow." 318 00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:17,524 "Now here is a guy who knows exactly what he wants 319 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,627 and is not afraid to go after it." 320 00:14:20,563 --> 00:14:21,661 And that was it. 321 00:14:23,884 --> 00:14:25,083 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, bud. 322 00:14:25,258 --> 00:14:27,933 - Can I get one of those with cheese? - Absolutely, Jon Hamm. 323 00:14:27,969 --> 00:14:30,836 Oh, you're the best. Whoa! What is this? 324 00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:32,297 What is that, beryllium? 325 00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:33,864 It's gold. Solid gold. 326 00:14:34,615 --> 00:14:36,301 - I'm really proud of you. - Thanks. 327 00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:37,602 Can I take a shit in your house? 328 00:14:37,637 --> 00:14:39,748 We have five guest rooms. Take your pick. 329 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,881 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING DISTANTLY] 330 00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:53,041 [ENGINE SHUTS OFF] 331 00:14:57,254 --> 00:14:59,355 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 332 00:15:08,599 --> 00:15:10,666 ♪ 333 00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:18,072 NATALIE: So I was screaming at this guy, and then I was like, 334 00:15:18,107 --> 00:15:20,475 "He could be an agent. I don't know." 335 00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:23,211 [GASPS] Barry's here! Hey! 336 00:15:23,246 --> 00:15:24,312 Oh. Hey. 337 00:15:24,348 --> 00:15:26,815 - Mwah! Hey! Mwah! - Oh. Hey. Okay. 338 00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:30,050 [BOTH LAUGH] Wow. Look at your outfit. 339 00:15:30,085 --> 00:15:33,320 Yeah. I... I went to J. Crew, and this was on the mannequin. 340 00:15:33,356 --> 00:15:34,757 Uh-huh. Wow. 341 00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:37,758 Um, did you see Zach Burrows is here? 342 00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:39,159 ♪ 343 00:15:39,194 --> 00:15:40,561 - Do you see him? Don't look at him. - Okay. 344 00:15:40,596 --> 00:15:41,762 Look at him, but don't look at him. 345 00:15:41,797 --> 00:15:44,231 I'm sort of marinating in my craft. 346 00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:46,999 - Yeah. Yeah. - Taking a little time for that. 347 00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:48,813 How do... how do you guys know each other again? 348 00:15:48,838 --> 00:15:49,998 He's just like an old friend. 349 00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:52,772 We're, like, in this secret group together. 350 00:15:52,807 --> 00:15:53,858 It was like 351 00:15:54,073 --> 00:15:57,410 a special anonymous group for people with problems. 352 00:15:57,909 --> 00:15:58,951 Oh. 353 00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:01,681 Wha... [LAUGHS] you're so crazy. 354 00:16:01,716 --> 00:16:03,702 I said no gifts, but you brought a... 355 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,397 I'm gonna go talk to Sasha. 356 00:16:06,637 --> 00:16:09,554 - Hi. - How's it going? Hey, how did it go? 357 00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:11,590 Great. Yeah, it all went so great. 358 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,625 Oh. When do you find out if you got it? 359 00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:17,328 - What's with the laptop? - Oh, uh, this is for you. 360 00:16:17,754 --> 00:16:20,997 Yours was cracked, so I... I bought you a new one. 361 00:16:23,002 --> 00:16:25,603 That's like... three months of my rent. 362 00:16:25,638 --> 00:16:28,338 - [SIGHS] - ♪ When the sun shines ♪ 363 00:16:28,374 --> 00:16:30,541 - Uh... - ♪ City lights ♪ 364 00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:32,518 Oh, I'm sorry. Umm... 365 00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,012 Do you... Do you want a drink? 366 00:16:35,047 --> 00:16:37,347 Oh, I... yeah, well, I already have a drink, 367 00:16:37,383 --> 00:16:39,166 - so... - Yeah. All right. Cool. 368 00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:43,535 I just... I haven't said hi to Natalie, so... 369 00:16:45,557 --> 00:16:48,124 So, I guess I have technically have had my first audition 370 00:16:48,159 --> 00:16:50,135 but it was just, like, in North Hollywood... 371 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,125 Mm-hmm. 372 00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:53,051 In this guy's apartment, and he was like, "Dance." 373 00:16:53,076 --> 00:16:55,196 And so I was like, "What is this gonna be on?" 374 00:16:55,232 --> 00:16:57,566 And he said, "The Internet." 375 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,202 [PHONE CHIMES] 376 00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:06,775 [CLICKING] 377 00:17:10,868 --> 00:17:12,795 Can I get a Glenlivet, two fingers? 378 00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:14,322 Thanks. 379 00:17:14,644 --> 00:17:15,683 Hey, buddy. 380 00:17:15,718 --> 00:17:18,319 Quite a little shindig you got going here, huh? 381 00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:20,287 What, are you a bike messenger? 382 00:17:22,058 --> 00:17:23,390 [LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS] 383 00:17:23,426 --> 00:17:26,594 Interview with Gene Cousineau at Stella Luna restaurant, 384 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,740 Detective Janice Moss, serial num... 385 00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:33,936 [MUTTERS] Oh Jesus. 386 00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:36,067 Mr. Cousineau, you said coffee. 387 00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:37,201 Yes. 388 00:17:37,418 --> 00:17:40,237 And they do a wonderful espresso here. 389 00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:44,115 I recommend it black with just a dollop of gelato. 390 00:17:45,244 --> 00:17:46,343 Please. 391 00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:51,524 [CLATTERING] 392 00:17:52,618 --> 00:17:55,185 So, your valuable piece of information. 393 00:17:56,622 --> 00:17:58,935 Wow. Straight to the meat. 394 00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:01,491 I like it. Okay. 395 00:18:01,527 --> 00:18:03,459 So, I brought you here to let you know 396 00:18:03,494 --> 00:18:05,654 that Ryan Madison was not, 397 00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:07,730 in fact, his real name. 398 00:18:07,765 --> 00:18:09,272 - Mm-hmm. - His real name... 399 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,480 - was... - Richard Krempf. 400 00:18:14,514 --> 00:18:17,586 Would you prefer the red or the white? 401 00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:25,146 - BARRY: What the fuck are you doing here? - [FUCHES CHUCKLES] 402 00:18:25,181 --> 00:18:26,581 You know... [SNIFFS] 403 00:18:26,616 --> 00:18:27,749 You really let me have it today, 404 00:18:27,784 --> 00:18:30,552 and I thought, "Well, Barry seems upset about something." 405 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,946 I got worried, and I followed you here. 406 00:18:33,523 --> 00:18:35,457 Oh, that's good. That's really good. 407 00:18:35,492 --> 00:18:38,024 - Hey. Shh. Hey. - And you know what? You didn't notice, 408 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,860 which surprised me, 'cause I thought, "Well", 409 00:18:39,895 --> 00:18:42,929 "Barry would notice, I mean, if someone's following him. 410 00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:44,282 That's kind of his job." 411 00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,266 [WHISPERS] Fuches, you gotta fucking leave. 412 00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:47,651 - [CHUCKLES] - Please. 413 00:18:47,936 --> 00:18:50,170 Thing that hurts is you lied to me. 414 00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:52,072 We're friends. You can be honest. 415 00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:55,274 You're still going to that class, yes? 416 00:18:55,309 --> 00:18:57,810 - Yes. Yes, I am. Yeah. - Okay. Yeah. That's great. 417 00:18:58,098 --> 00:19:00,072 I want you to have that, but I just don't 418 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,981 want you to screw up our thing too. 419 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,315 I mean, you said you could do both things, right? 420 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:05,748 - [WHISPERS] Yeah. - Here. 421 00:19:06,407 --> 00:19:09,059 - Put this in your car. - [CHUCKLES] 422 00:19:10,612 --> 00:19:13,813 Okay. I can see I'm making you nervous. Don't worry. 423 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:17,182 I'm not gonna tell all these people who you really are. 424 00:19:17,218 --> 00:19:19,118 - Okay. - You know, that would ruin everything. 425 00:19:19,153 --> 00:19:21,486 - Wouldn't it? Am I right? - Yeah. Yeah. Yes! Yes, you're right. 426 00:19:21,511 --> 00:19:24,123 Yeah. Okay. Proceed. I'll get out of your hair. 427 00:19:24,158 --> 00:19:26,291 - Okay. - You know what? Just... just, well... 428 00:19:26,327 --> 00:19:28,727 - Yeah, you know. Yeah. Okay. - Yeah, I do know. 429 00:19:28,762 --> 00:19:30,962 - Get out. Get out, now. - I'll... I'll see you at home. 430 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:36,826 So, was Ryan close to anyone in class? 431 00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:38,036 Any best friends 432 00:19:38,071 --> 00:19:40,269 - or romantic entanglements? - Mmm, well... 433 00:19:41,573 --> 00:19:44,347 From what I gleaned from the proverbial water cooler, 434 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:48,275 he was a bit of a tomcat, but he never brought that into class. 435 00:19:48,547 --> 00:19:50,301 So, like his performances, 436 00:19:50,326 --> 00:19:52,753 he was completely devoid of drama. 437 00:19:55,177 --> 00:19:57,512 - So he as a bad actor? - Yes. 438 00:19:57,537 --> 00:19:58,581 Oh. 439 00:19:59,391 --> 00:20:02,524 Well, okay. I'm gonna thank you for your time, Mr. Cousineau. 440 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,826 What about the food? 441 00:20:03,905 --> 00:20:05,427 I didn't come here for food, Mr. Cousineau. 442 00:20:05,463 --> 00:20:07,630 - I'm working, remember? - All right. I'll make you a proposition. 443 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,359 - What? - You're already here. 444 00:20:09,624 --> 00:20:11,440 Give me just a little more time, 445 00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:13,714 and if that chicken à la king 446 00:20:14,457 --> 00:20:18,080 is not the best piece of poultry you've ever had in your mouth... 447 00:20:19,245 --> 00:20:22,141 you can kick me right in the genitals. 448 00:20:23,349 --> 00:20:26,016 I mean, where are you going at this time of night anyway? 449 00:20:26,485 --> 00:20:29,086 Gonna throw your fedora up on a hat rack? 450 00:20:30,256 --> 00:20:32,964 Share a warm beer with your parakeet? 451 00:20:38,496 --> 00:20:39,629 Right in the balls? 452 00:20:39,665 --> 00:20:40,830 [GASPS SOFTLY] 453 00:20:45,336 --> 00:20:47,136 - [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] - What the fuck? Shut the fuck up. 454 00:20:47,172 --> 00:20:50,574 Yeah, dude, I got a fucking wife, a fucking kid now. 455 00:20:50,609 --> 00:20:52,442 - Look at this. Look. - Oh, that's fucking crazy. 456 00:20:52,477 --> 00:20:54,677 - He looks just fucking like you, dude. - I fucking know. 457 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,815 - What the fuck? - It's fucking wild, right? 458 00:20:56,854 --> 00:20:58,372 - Fucking wild. - Fucking kids. 459 00:20:58,415 --> 00:21:00,716 - Fucking kids. - Fucking kids. 460 00:21:00,975 --> 00:21:02,418 Fuckings kids, man. 461 00:21:02,687 --> 00:21:04,553 So, fucking look at you, man, 462 00:21:04,589 --> 00:21:06,521 in your fucking bug shirt. 463 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,391 - [BOTH LAUGH] - You're gonna be a fucking actor now? 464 00:21:09,839 --> 00:21:12,626 I'm gonna fucking try. It's harder than it fucking looks. 465 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:13,895 - Yeah, good on you, man. - Thanks. 466 00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:15,429 - Right on. Fuck. - Oh! 467 00:21:15,465 --> 00:21:17,665 Barry, gonna introduce me to your friends? 468 00:21:17,701 --> 00:21:20,234 Uh, yeah, this is Chris. We were in the Marines together. 469 00:21:20,269 --> 00:21:21,836 Great. And who are they? 470 00:21:21,871 --> 00:21:24,105 [CRUMPLES, CLATTERS] 471 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,714 - [LAUGHS] - You just hit my fucking face. 472 00:21:25,739 --> 00:21:28,241 Uh, that's, uh... Wait. What are your buddies' names again? 473 00:21:28,276 --> 00:21:30,477 Oh, that, uh, that's Taylor and that's Vaughan. 474 00:21:30,512 --> 00:21:31,511 - Cool. - They're harmless. 475 00:21:31,546 --> 00:21:33,680 - NATALIE: Are they? - What you gonna do? Come on. 476 00:21:33,716 --> 00:21:36,016 - VAUGHN: That was dope! - [LAUGHS] 477 00:21:36,051 --> 00:21:38,418 Sorry, was it not cool inviting them? 478 00:21:38,453 --> 00:21:39,786 I can tell 'em you want 'em to leave. 479 00:21:39,822 --> 00:21:41,804 You don't need to tell them that. [CHUCKLES] 480 00:21:43,425 --> 00:21:45,858 You know, she's in, like, a secret club or... 481 00:21:45,893 --> 00:21:47,692 Bro, you fucking hitting that? 482 00:21:48,029 --> 00:21:49,681 Oh, no, no, no, um, 483 00:21:49,721 --> 00:21:51,797 my girlfriend's the blonde on the couch right there. 484 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:55,601 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 485 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:58,214 Looks like Bieber's macking on your chic, dude. 486 00:21:59,463 --> 00:22:00,494 Yeah. 487 00:22:02,253 --> 00:22:04,386 Pinocchio was my favorite when I was a kid. 488 00:22:04,421 --> 00:22:06,188 - Mmm. - God, it must've been such a challenge 489 00:22:06,223 --> 00:22:08,924 to become a wooden boy who then becomes a real boy. 490 00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:11,226 I love playing transformative roles like that. 491 00:22:11,262 --> 00:22:14,162 Well, actually, it's not gonna be me. They animate over me. 492 00:22:14,198 --> 00:22:16,365 It'll be my movements, but I was on set every day. 493 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,100 - Where'd you shoot? - South Africa for nine months. 494 00:22:19,135 --> 00:22:21,402 That's cool. They fly you first class, right? 495 00:22:21,437 --> 00:22:22,695 Uh, they flew me. 496 00:22:22,696 --> 00:22:25,437 Um... can you do the voice? 497 00:22:26,103 --> 00:22:27,574 They're gonna have a child do it. 498 00:22:28,341 --> 00:22:30,797 Oh. So, what... like, 499 00:22:30,822 --> 00:22:33,015 is anyone gonna know that it's you? 500 00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:35,011 Yeah, I mean, I'll be in the credits. 501 00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:37,288 - [LAUGHS] - I... I think I'll be in the credits. 502 00:22:37,462 --> 00:22:39,996 - Hey. - Hi. I'm Zach Burrows. 503 00:22:40,188 --> 00:22:41,689 Hi. Yeah, that's my girl. 504 00:22:41,714 --> 00:22:42,889 - [SCOFFS] - What? 505 00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:44,224 Yeah, that's my girl. I don't think 506 00:22:44,259 --> 00:22:45,558 the young lady wants you talking to her. 507 00:22:45,593 --> 00:22:47,794 - What the fuck, Barry? - No, no, I got this. 508 00:22:47,829 --> 00:22:49,296 [WHISPERS] Hey, listen, One Direction, 509 00:22:49,331 --> 00:22:51,131 I don't think the young lady wants you talking to her, 510 00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:52,964 so maybe you should just get the fuck outta here, man. 511 00:22:52,965 --> 00:22:54,701 Are you fucking kidding me? I... 512 00:22:55,228 --> 00:22:56,478 Hey. What? 513 00:22:57,888 --> 00:22:58,953 Sally! 514 00:22:59,593 --> 00:23:00,985 Hi. I'm Zach Burrows. 515 00:23:01,174 --> 00:23:02,955 Yes, I sent you my link. 516 00:23:05,711 --> 00:23:08,312 Hey. Hey, hey, Sally. Sally. Hey. 517 00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:10,579 - What the fuck was that? - What? Nothing. 518 00:23:10,615 --> 00:23:13,154 I just didn't like the way you were talking to that guy. Wh-wh... 519 00:23:13,179 --> 00:23:14,851 You didn't like the way I was talking to him? 520 00:23:14,886 --> 00:23:17,053 Uh, who asked you, Barry? 521 00:23:17,088 --> 00:23:19,823 Oh, well... I... I'm sorry, 522 00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,151 but, I mean, we slept with each other and... 523 00:23:21,176 --> 00:23:24,760 [LAUGHS] Oh my God. Yeah, we slept together one time. 524 00:23:25,473 --> 00:23:27,848 Oh, what, that makes me your girl now? 525 00:23:28,065 --> 00:23:31,368 - Well, yeah, kinda. - Do not fucking tell me what I am. 526 00:23:32,903 --> 00:23:34,371 God, I am so... 527 00:23:34,575 --> 00:23:37,039 fucking sick of people telling me what I am. 528 00:23:37,074 --> 00:23:39,007 Do you... do you have any idea what that feels like? 529 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:40,876 - Do you? - No. No, I don't. 530 00:23:40,911 --> 00:23:44,461 Well, it makes me feel like I'm not even a person, 531 00:23:44,917 --> 00:23:47,281 - and I am a person, Barry. - I know you are. 532 00:23:47,317 --> 00:23:49,078 I know you're a person. I'm sorry. 533 00:23:49,518 --> 00:23:52,486 I don't know if you thought you could like buy me with that laptop, 534 00:23:52,521 --> 00:23:54,655 but that was a weird-ass Tony Soprano move. 535 00:23:54,690 --> 00:23:56,381 And what the fuck are you wearing? 536 00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:59,993 ♪ 537 00:24:00,028 --> 00:24:02,237 Barry, can you please control your friends? 538 00:24:02,764 --> 00:24:03,805 [MUTTERS] Fuck. 539 00:24:03,966 --> 00:24:05,806 - WOMAN: Guys, chill out. - [GUYS GRUNT, LAUGH] 540 00:24:05,834 --> 00:24:08,201 - [WOMAN SHRIEKS] - VAUGHAN: Fuck yeah! 541 00:24:08,237 --> 00:24:10,103 - Come on, baby, fuck me! - [YELLS] 542 00:24:10,138 --> 00:24:11,440 - BARRY: Hey. Hey! - Ow! 543 00:24:11,495 --> 00:24:12,873 They're scaring Zach Burrows. 544 00:24:12,908 --> 00:24:14,574 Barry, get them out of here right now, right now. 545 00:24:14,609 --> 00:24:17,676 - TAYLOR: Like that? - Guys! Fellas. Guys. 546 00:24:17,711 --> 00:24:19,378 - Aah! - NATALIE: Zach! 547 00:24:19,413 --> 00:24:20,880 - [YELLING CONTINUES] - Oh my God! 548 00:24:20,915 --> 00:24:23,082 - What a fucking baby. - Pussy. 549 00:24:23,117 --> 00:24:25,517 - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. - Are you okay? 550 00:24:25,552 --> 00:24:27,152 BARRY: Hey. Hey, guys. 551 00:24:27,188 --> 00:24:29,321 Get the fuck off of each other. Hey, guys, guys, guys, listen! 552 00:24:29,357 --> 00:24:30,713 Natalie wants you guys to leave! 553 00:24:30,738 --> 00:24:32,824 I'm cool if you guys stay, but she wants you guys to leave. 554 00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:34,158 - Yeah. - Oh. Okay. [LAUGHS] 555 00:24:34,194 --> 00:24:36,560 Hey. Hey. Guys. 556 00:24:36,596 --> 00:24:38,562 - WOMAN: Asshole! God! - Zach! 557 00:24:38,598 --> 00:24:41,232 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 558 00:24:42,435 --> 00:24:44,402 ♪ 559 00:24:45,272 --> 00:24:47,805 [LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS] 560 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,325 Look at your little hands. 561 00:24:50,937 --> 00:24:53,637 You are so little. 562 00:24:54,773 --> 00:24:57,308 I could rock you like a baby. 563 00:24:57,476 --> 00:24:59,810 I would like you to rock me like a baby. 564 00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:02,579 I could drop-kick you in the middle of the restaurant, 565 00:25:02,614 --> 00:25:06,450 and everybody would applaud, then I would beat the fuck outta you. 566 00:25:06,886 --> 00:25:08,963 And I would let you do it. 567 00:25:09,205 --> 00:25:11,204 Mmm! 568 00:25:11,674 --> 00:25:12,906 - So... - What? 569 00:25:12,941 --> 00:25:14,374 - The chicken? - It's all right. 570 00:25:14,697 --> 00:25:16,797 - You would not die for that chicken? - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 571 00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:19,522 - That was not the greatest chicken? - Uh-uh. 572 00:25:23,365 --> 00:25:24,731 I'm crushed. 573 00:25:28,077 --> 00:25:30,477 [SOBS] 574 00:25:32,717 --> 00:25:35,351 Oh my God. How did you do that? 575 00:25:36,025 --> 00:25:38,818 - I can show you. It's a teachable skill. - [PHONE RINGS] 576 00:25:39,177 --> 00:25:40,687 How about next Tuesday? 577 00:25:40,722 --> 00:25:42,054 Oh shit. I gotta go. 578 00:25:42,090 --> 00:25:44,805 - But can I see you again? - I'm-I'm... No! 579 00:25:45,059 --> 00:25:46,892 I'm investigating the murder of one of your students. 580 00:25:46,927 --> 00:25:49,028 - This cannot be a thing. - I understand. 581 00:25:49,063 --> 00:25:51,412 But admit it, you had a good time. 582 00:25:52,788 --> 00:25:54,288 Okay, I actually did. 583 00:25:55,307 --> 00:25:57,337 And I needed it, and I thank you. 584 00:25:57,785 --> 00:25:59,346 - Oh, Janice. - What? 585 00:25:59,519 --> 00:26:02,590 Well, you're the detective, and I got the confession, 586 00:26:03,399 --> 00:26:04,719 m'lady. 587 00:26:05,826 --> 00:26:07,725 Think about it until next Tuesday. 588 00:26:07,761 --> 00:26:10,062 [CHUCKLES] I gotta go! 589 00:26:10,097 --> 00:26:13,298 Okay. But just try it on for a week. 590 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,467 - See how it feels. - Bye. 591 00:26:15,972 --> 00:26:17,174 Bye. 592 00:26:20,873 --> 00:26:21,888 Whew. 593 00:26:22,974 --> 00:26:24,675 - ABBAS: I want to go to Disneyland. - LOACH: Okay. 594 00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:26,550 - How far from here? - It's like an hour maybe. 595 00:26:26,604 --> 00:26:28,638 - Kilometers, please. - Why does that matter? 596 00:26:28,814 --> 00:26:31,215 - In kilometer, I don't know... - Hey. We get it open? 597 00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:33,249 What I did was, in order to decrypt password... 598 00:26:33,285 --> 00:26:35,385 Did we fucking get it open or not? 599 00:26:35,659 --> 00:26:36,953 - I did. - Then play it. 600 00:26:39,783 --> 00:26:40,916 MOSS: Now fast-forward. 601 00:26:42,294 --> 00:26:44,694 Okay. No, no. Okay, one back. 602 00:26:44,993 --> 00:26:46,426 Right there. Right there. Right there. 603 00:26:46,462 --> 00:26:47,524 [MAN SHOUTS IN CHECHEN] 604 00:26:47,549 --> 00:26:49,129 NOHO HANK [ON VIDEO]: Take it! Take the shot! 605 00:26:49,164 --> 00:26:50,463 - [GUNFIRE] - Now, now, now, now! 606 00:26:50,498 --> 00:26:52,350 - Okay, pause it right there. - [CLICKS] 607 00:26:52,615 --> 00:26:53,748 Now zoom in. 608 00:26:55,952 --> 00:26:58,292 LOACH: Shit. You can't see his face. 609 00:26:58,788 --> 00:26:59,854 No. 610 00:27:01,258 --> 00:27:02,974 But if this guy was someone you knew... 611 00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:05,927 you'd recognize him. 612 00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:12,599 All right, so we'll get some more beer, 613 00:27:12,634 --> 00:27:15,602 and then we'll meet you in the Dodger Stadium parking lot 614 00:27:15,637 --> 00:27:17,971 - in, say, 10? - That sounds great. 615 00:27:18,006 --> 00:27:20,040 - Cool. - Wait, you guys need some money? 616 00:27:20,076 --> 00:27:21,208 CHRIS: No, dude, I got it. 617 00:27:21,243 --> 00:27:22,576 - BARRY: You sure? - Yeah, let's hit it. 618 00:27:22,611 --> 00:27:24,077 - BARRY: All right. - Shotgun. 619 00:27:24,112 --> 00:27:25,344 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 620 00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:26,579 I'm gonna ride with Barry. 621 00:27:27,748 --> 00:27:29,348 He's got a sweet fucking ride anyway. 622 00:27:29,384 --> 00:27:31,611 - Oh good. - Barry. Barry. 623 00:27:32,019 --> 00:27:33,186 [ENGINE STARTS] 624 00:27:33,221 --> 00:27:34,840 You forgot your laptop. 625 00:27:36,391 --> 00:27:39,492 And, I don't know if anyone said anything, but I love your outfit. 626 00:27:39,527 --> 00:27:41,460 ♪ 627 00:27:48,268 --> 00:27:49,374 [SIGHS] 628 00:27:53,140 --> 00:27:54,169 What? 629 00:27:54,336 --> 00:27:55,485 Auto parts? 630 00:27:56,577 --> 00:27:59,310 You're driving this car, you got those sick new threads, 631 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:02,012 and fat fucking wad of hundreds from auto parts? 632 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:05,449 It's a very well-managed company. 633 00:28:06,878 --> 00:28:08,261 Whatever this is... 634 00:28:09,148 --> 00:28:10,276 I want in. 635 00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:12,523 ♪ 636 00:28:15,137 --> 00:28:17,137 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 637 00:28:17,162 --> 00:28:19,695 [FUNK MUSIC PLAYING] 47282

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