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Huh.. uh.

Not a good start.

Huh?

I was just looking. I'm putting it back.

For me to take?

For me? Are you sure?

For me?

I take?

Ah... Thank you!

Thank you.

This one as well? Okay.

For me?

You sure?

Thanks.

Huh?

No, I'll leave that one for you.

See that. It's for water.

Yeah.

For an emergency.

Kuda !

Kuda !

Kuda ! Kuda ! Kuda !

Kuda ! Kuda ! Kuda !

OOH!

You crazy clown!

Why would you risk grabbing the jewels, then go and drink the holy water?

This is holy water?

A dreadful fate befalls you who drinks this water.

You mean I've been poisoned?

No, but you might wish you had.

You've been chosen to marry her!

- What?

Just because I wanted a drink of water?

You see, look at me, man! I was once stronger than you!

Yi..ee !

Where you going? No! You need to take my place.

Go! Go! Catch him! Bring him back!

Happy New Year!

Bye! Bye!

Come back! You forgot the jewels!

Take me with you and the jewels are yours!

All that for nothing!

That's the end of my vacaton!

Do you like it?

Japanese?

Yeah, it is.

Could I ask you to do a favor first?

Sure! I'll buy a whistle.

No, no, no, wait. I sit here a long time. I need to powder my nose.

- Would you watch my things for me? - Sure! Go ahead!

Thank you, sir.

I'll be right back.

Go on, don't be shy. Please, look around.

These look interesting to me.

Do they come from Africa?

From Africa? I thought they were Japananese.

You mean to say, you don't know where they were made?

- I guess not. - How much are they?

About 1,000 pesetas.

How much?

What? Five.

That's a bargain!

That idol she's holding, the secret could be hidden in it.

Are you sure that this is the one you like?

Look, could be a code she is giving him.

- Thank you. - Bye.

Give me that. - Take this.

Hmm?

- Hey, what are you playing at? - Please. Keep away.

I don't want your money.

- This money is real alright. - Follow her.

No you don't, hold it!

I will pay you back, what he stole from you.

Alright, come on.

- I got two for a half, that's a good deal. - Thank you.

Here, I sold a figurine for you.

How much is this? What happened?

The guy had no small change left.

Which one did you sell then?

I sold one from the middle there.

Oh, you did very well.

Tell me, who made all of these things?

They were made by some African friends.

I'd like to buy this one.

Excuse me! I gotta go.

Oh!

Hey, wait!

A souvenir!

Thanks alot!

Yes!

Hey! What are you doing here?

I can't believe this!

Hold it!

No more fighting, okay?

Duke Scapio sent us to get you.

How goes it, Duke?

Welcome, Jackie!

Did you enjoy the Amazon scenery?

It's okay, the native's not a bit too friendly, though.

Well, good men are always welcome here.

Well, come and sit down. Have a cup of tea.

Look, I don't imagine you invited me all this way, for a cup of tea.

And you're right, sir.

How much do you know about the second World War?

Enough to know, we must never have a third.

[ Chuckles ]

In the later part of the second World War

when the German forces were retreating out of Africa...

one of the Garrison's received an order to bury gold.

Gold which had been looted from all over Europe.

In a secret base, built somewhere in the African desert

the Captain in charge, Count Von Katterling, was in charge of the base.

Only he and his men knew of the base location.

This officer in charge, with 18 men, buried the gold.

But immediately after the mission was completed

The officer, along with his 18 guards,

disappeared.

Where do I fit in?

Well, the United Nations has ordered me to find the gold for them.

And because the buillion was taken from many different countries during the war.

It's more than possible today, they will begin a dispute over the rights of possession.

So, I feel, if an Asian

did this unofficially,

it would be less embarassing

this way we could avoid

many delicate issues.

That is why you are here.

Let me introduce you to...

Colonel Bart, meet the Condor.

My pleasure.

Lieutenant Colonel Banner

- Nice to meet you. - Condor.

And this is Ada.

Hello.

Ada is protege of professor Pautz's.

She's an expert on the African desert environment.

Under her guidance,

I am confident you will find your destination in no time.

She's going to be my guide?

You don't have much confidence in me

But, don't get me wrong

I usually expect the worst

and always hope for the best.

If you work out the difficulties beforehand...

and stick to your plan...

naturally, you have to be flexible...

you don't need to stand around hoping.

It's going to be a pleasure to work with someone who has so much confidence.

I can see, you'll both get along just fine.

Colonel Bart...

show Condor the key and see what he says.

Ah... certainly

A most unusual key, the key to open the door at the base.

Will the bullion still be there after 40 years?

Once the base was sealed, the government kept the key.

The pyramids were found by teams without a key.

The location of the base is classified military secret.

No trespassing and no one can get in.

That's right, now I have another question.

Yes, what is it?

For the period of this mission...

Condor and I are suppose to be partners...

but, just in case of a misunderstanding...

who has the final word?

What do you suggest?

No problem I can see.

Well, I'll make the decisions then.

I'll see you tomorrow morning Royal Library at 10 a.m.

But, tomorrow...

Wait, I thought it was my decision.

Tomorrow morning.

Obviously, these men can walk me to the door.

Well, goodbye then.

Great.

- Look alive. - Yes, sir.

See you in the morning.

Good day.

I have all the research and data prepared.

Who said, expect the worst and hope for the best.

She's quite a girl.

- What do you know about the desert?

- They're all made of sand. - Wrong!

- Only 25% of the Sahara, is covered by sand.

The temperatures in the desert can reach up to 60 by day.

At night it may fall to -5 to -2.

It rains only once every two years

Man, can survive 7 days without food

but will die of dehydration after only 2 days without water.

I hope you are listening, Jackie?

Who are these guys?

The one circled, is the officer

in command of the mission and some of his men.

According to these notes...

he could still have descendants living around here.

What are you doing?

I want to look for them.

That's useless.

The German government has searched for everyone...with no luck.

The geography lesson is over for the day.

I gotta go.

Wait! Jackie, we still have work to do!

We haven't solved the water problem, yet!

Aah...

oh...

" My God. It's that girl. "

" I'll take the chance. "

Ah.. ah.. ahh.. choo!

AHH...!!

What are you doing here?!

Go away!

Get out of here!

Help!

Just leave!

Keep quiet and don't scream. We won't hurt you.

What do you want?

You can take all the money I have!

I don't want money, relax!

I only want...

It's okay! Don't be scared!

- Who are you? - Who are you?

I'm asking you that!

Me? Don't worry, I'm here to help you!

Yeah, but, who are you?

Let me ask him first!

Who are you!

Freeze! Don't move or I'll shoot!

Who are you?

Who we are is not your business.

We just want the gold.

You followed us here for the gold? What gold?

Why not ask her?

So, you're the ones who keep calling me and

annoying me on the phone.

And you're the grand-daughter of that German who hid it.

You tell me where the gold is hidden or I'll kill you.

No, no, remember, we are not to use violence.

Shut up! I'm not even violent yet.

I only ask for some information.

Yes, but you threaten them.

Do you want them to think we are terrorists.

YES! SHUT UP!!

We must not fight in front of other people.

Tell me where the gold is.

Or I kill your boyfriend dead.

He's not my boyfriend.

That's right! I'm not her boyfriend.

So, it's none of my business. Is it? Bye, bye.

Hold it!

Why are you here?

I saw a "For Sale" notice board...

so, I came to take a look around.

Someone was taking a shower upstairs.

So, I got curious.

Pretty nice view.

I'm sorry!

You want to see what I saw?

Huh?

Hold it!

Okay!

Your organization?

Time to talk?

We won't talk ever!

Always keep up the faith! Never give up the fight!

Allah makes us strong!

Long live the avenging warriors!

- Save it for next time!

Don't mess up the lady's house, huh?

Get out here fast!

You'd better not bother her again!

We will not give up the gold!

Justice is on our side!

Why'd you pull my towel off in front of those creeps?

Wasn't there another way?

It worked perfect, didn't it?

Hi there. Are you Doctor Lotkiss?

Yeah, that's me, alright.

My friend's tell me, you're the best locksmith in the country.

Could you please explain to me...

Let me see. Let me see...

This key has 3 parts.

Some of these are insulators

Which means, when you turn the key..

you could set off an electrical system.

The design of the handle has also some purpose.

Could be a trap, do you think?

Yeah, it might even be that,

unless you know the combination number

that was used to open the door once the code tells it to close.

So, whoever locked it, is the only person that knows.

I'm afraid that's right.

- Ok, my thanks.

- Good luck.

Ok, what's the deal?

I got a piece, too.

Hand it over, quick!

Empty your pockets!

No, the other one!

Where's the key?

Hold it!

Hey, you there!

Huh? .... Aghh!

Wait!

Hey, there he is! After him! Watch it!

Move it!

Get out of our way!

Grab him, you idiot!

Run!

Come on! Move it!

After him!

Move it, you guys!

Watch out!

That's it, hold it steady now.

- Yeah... yeah.

Whoaa...!

Hey! Hey, what are you doing?!

Turn it around!

Look what you did to my painting!

Hey, what are you doing with my paint?

Graffitti..!

Watch out you moron!

- You can take it, now! - Watch out!

After him!

Watch it! Hey!

- My baby!

- Help! My baby! Please!

- Someone save my baby!

- He's in the road! - My baby!

Ohh!

- Help me!

Oh!

- Oh my God!

Bumpy ride, kid.

Your son, ma'am!

Oh, oh. My baby!

Just, get the hell out of here!

We got him!

Look out!

There he goes!

Wrong way you idiot! Turn it around!

Watch out everyone!

- You'll be hanging by your neck, next time, scumbag!

Your payment for this mission will be 1% of all the gold.

Is that all?

It should be enough for a life time.

There are 240 tons of gold in the secret safe.

You mean, if I live long enough to see it.

These guys are determined to get it.

To settle an old score perhaps?

No! It's not me that they want. They're after the key for the safe!

Well, you'll think you're back on an African safari, huh?

Wait a second.

Hi.

You got some fresh information for me?

No, but I've decided to go to the desert with you.

Who's the lady?

Oh, she's the German officer's granddaughter.

It's a pleasure.

Hello.

I'm trying to find out exactly why my grandfather disappeared.

But no one will help me. Can I go with you?

There's no problem, that I can see.

I'm afraid then, I must disagree.

It's not a day at the beach we'll be going on...

and besides, you're related to the officer who was in charge...

of the mission, I really don't think...

Why does everyone treat him like a criminal?

I want to prove his innocence, once and for all.

Please, you must take me.

I'll be responsible for her, Ada.

I thought, we already agreed, that it was me, who had the last word.

Ada, perhaps the young lady

can help you on this mission.

I think I'll make the decision this time. You will all go as a team.

Very well.

Thank you. I'm most grateful. Thank you, sir.

Bye, bye.

Thank you, sir.

You be careful and good luck.

See you.

Hop in.

- Bye, Duke. - Bye, bye.

- Bye, bye.

I thank the Gods that smile on you.

Thank the Gods for us too.

Come on.

There you are.

So tell me, how's the food tonight?

Not too bad, actually.

After you eat, you can go look for the gold.

You don't mean you have gold out here in the middle of the desert?

Obviously, we'll have to hear more about it.

It seems that everyone has heard about the gold, around here?

So it appears.

Where do you think the real map is, Jackie?

I wonder why you're so curious?

The soldiers who were suppose to bury the gold forgot they hidden it here.

Ah, but they have been missing for such a long time,

probably they're all dead.

Oh, but disappeared doesn't mean they're dead.

Well, why didn't any of them show up then?

Maybe they decided to keep the gold for themselves.

Are you suggesting, they may have conspired to dig it up?

Let's suppose they got together or even on their own...

and then of course, they could ask their relatives to help them secretly.

Are you saying my grandfather got me to spy on the two of you?

Oh, no, no. I don't suppose it.

You don't like me, it was quite obvious from the moment you saw me.

If that's the way you feel, I'm truly sorry.

Hey, come on, cut it out, the both of you.

You shouldn't quarrel in front of strangers.

Does the meal not please you?

My cooking's not so bad.

You must eat, it's my specialty.

I'm not hungry, I'm going upstairs!

Please, bring the check then, and you can take this away.

You're not eating?

Not tonite.

Really? Don't worry.

Here, I take.

Take this to table ten!

Listen here, we work as a team. Don't we?

Hey, it was you that agreed to bring her along.

I was against it.

Jackie.

What's up?

Come with me.

Have a good night.

Anything missing?

I don't know yet.

Oh, look at my tapes here.

Jackie!

What is it?

It's really awful.

All my luggage.

It's everywhere.

hmmpf...

You see, they've gone through everything.

Thank god, I'd hidden the key somewhere safe.

Why aren't these hidden somewhere safe?

huh..

Who do you think did this?

Well, that's a good question.

You came upstairs first. Did you see anyone?

Are you saying, you're accusing me?

Oh, of course not, but if the shoe fits, wear it.

You saw my room. It's been searched as well.

You could have easily done yourself.

It's what you call, covering your tracks.

Do you believe, I would mess up my own luggage?

I believe that maybe you didn't find it...

otherwise, you wouldn't be standing there.

I'm tired of this.

Elsa!

Wait a minute, Jackie.

What is it?

Your room is pretty small, isn't it?

Sleep in here if want, for tonite. Don't forget your sleeping bag, though.

The room isn't large

but, the bed's comfortable.

Wait!

You wanted the master bedroom,

but, don't worry, African vampires don't like Chinese blood.

Whoaah.. !

Don't let her see you're upset.

I'll go and try and straighten her out.

- Over here, go on up!

- You're breaking my back. - I'm sorry.

It's okay. I just can't make her out.

Ugh!

Oh...

huh.. it's harder work, then pumping water on the farm.

Hey,

take it easy, talk to her nicely.

Lock the door, I'll be back soon, okay?

Yeah, okay.

Don't play games with me now!

Oww!

I should kill you!

Wait! Stop!

Stop!

You peeping-tom!

You creep!

Ada! Stop!

It's me! You idiot!

Oh, it's you!

Couldn't you see it was me? I knew you wanted to hit me,

but did you have to hit so hard?

I knew it was you alright. That's why I hit you so hard.

Oh!

Are these friends of yours?

Check the baggage.

Oh, no, not again!

- I just finished packing!

Thank you.

- One more chocolate. - Oh, yes.

Bye, bye.

Goodbye.

Room service?

Room service...

Good evening.

What's up?

Chocolate? Good sleep!

Oh, no chocolate. No good sleep.

No good sleep?

Make yourself scarce! We're not sleeping tonight!

Ah... ha.

Yeah.

Condom.

Condom?

Good sleep.

Very good sleep.

Mm... hmm.

Oh, a condom!

Sure!

Ah... ha.. ha.

Huh?

Magic.

- Ah... ha. Magic.

Good magic.

It's very good.

Strawberry flavor.

Good night.

Good night!

I won't disturb you any more.

- Good night. - Good night.

Ada.

Don't come in here! I'm too busy!

I'm busy! Go away! I don't want you in my room!

Why are you treating me like this?

Because, I don't want you in here! I'm busy!

Jackie!

I said, don't take one step further! Jackie's not going to talk...

Did you talk to her? Have you explained to her?

Well, have you?

Some business has come up. It won't take long.

So, run along, please!

Business?

Well, what kind of business?

This kind of business!

I don't uaually dress in a bath robe. It's the first time.

What is happening?

Hey!

Go away! I'm busy?

Can't you see, that with everyone in and out...

Damn it!

Eww...!

You're ugly!

Ohh...

Get out!

Hand them over!

Huh?

Cut out the funny talk.

Where's the goods?

I'm sorry, but...

Ohh!

Agh!

Oh! Don't hurt him!

Please, just tell us what you are looking for!

Where are the map and the key?

Oh, you think we took them, huh?

I don't know where they are!

Oh!!

Oh!

Oh...please!

Better talk or we'll kill him.

But, I can't tell you, there's a safe.

Stop!

Stop!!!

Hold it!!

Don't be punching her!

Try hitting her for a change! Maybe, I'll talk then!

Why don't you beat on her?

- No!

You! Stop!

I know where they are!

He's got them in his under pants!

Can you two believe that?

Ok, talk or I take it off.

No!

He's going to rip my towel off and I'll be naked!

Good!

That's something I've been waiting to see! ...hmm!

- Jackie! Help me!

Don't move!

I tried not to move!

Open wide!

Bite!

Ah, ha. Good sleep.

Freeze!!

Ohh...!

I'm sorry.

Room service.

Get in.

I have a cart.

What is it?

Ah...

I got the roast chicken.

The roast chicken, you see?

Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Nice roast chicken, you see!

Ah... ha... ha... ha. Roast chicken!

Have a nice dinner! Bye! Bye!

I'm not going to be fooled that easy, lady!

Hold it!

Drop the gun or he's dead!

Great! I knew you'd return! I knew you'd bring a gun!

Good idea, huh!

Yeah, a great idea! Very clever!

You caught into my act that I wasn't serious with my smile!

Pretty smart, huh?

Looked like you had a smile, but I caught it.

Oh, yeah! That's for taking off my towel!

And you, you are going to get a big kiss!

- I'd like to kiss him, too!

Go on, get rid of him!

Huh?

Jackie, what are you doing?

Why is so much tape on the gun?

I was afraid, it would fall out.

I'm sorry!

Ugh!

I told you not to come in here.

- We don't want to hurt anyone.

But we mean what we say.

We only came for the key and the map.

Oh, but I'm telling you. I don't have it.

You've searched my luggage but you still never found the map.

I know nothing about it.

I can't help you, if you don't believe me.

What can I do, you still won't find it and then I'm dead! Right?

Don't put on with me.

I'll count to 3 and if you don't talk, I will kill you one by one.

Jackie.

Agghhh!!

Why were you just standing there staring!

Why would you pull my towel off?

I know why she did that.

- What did you hit me for? - Because you were staring.

They look! Why didn't you hit them?

You !

Shut up, we're wasting time!

Start with her!

Me?

1

I think, you'd better begin to talk.

2

He could mean it?

3

Hold it!

I'll talk!

You really gonna talk?

You told me to.

But, it won't help them.

You're completely surrounded by my men out there.

- Are they really out there?

I'm not kidding.

Hey guys, you can come in!

Hey!

Aghh...!

Aghh...!

Catch!

The gun!

I can't!

You take it!

Don't let him take it!

Give it to me!

Oh...!

...huh!

Listen! Don't move! Don't move! Stay away!

I got the cartridge!

- Throw away!

Here!

Back to you!

I can't take it!

Ada, back to you!

Look out! There's still one bullet left in it!

Ah!

[ Gunshot ]

Ada, where are you going?

I've got to take these out of here!

What if I die?

- Help! Jackie!

What do I do?

Hit him with this!

Oww...!

- Help! Please! He's attacking me!

- Help!

- Jackie!

- He's got the key!

- Stop that man!

Make way! Make way!

Damn you!

Here!

I got it!

Move it! Get out of here!

Help, Jackie?

Ada! I'm over here!

Catch!

Whoaa...?

Aghh...!

Get back here!

Help! Help!

I'm being chased!

The man is chasing me!

Help!

He's chasing me nowwww...!

Whoa...!

It's gone!

Ohh...!

The key is down here! I see it!

Another chocolat?

Will it stop Robbers!

Oh, boy!

Aghh...!

Wait!

Ada, do you still got the key?

Look, Jackie!

The key! It's down on the roof!

Aghh...!

- Hey, Jackie, are you alright? - Get the key! It's down there!

Hurry up, before he gets here!

Hey, it's right there!

Hold on!

- Oh, another one is coming! - Jackie, he's coming back!

Get the key!

I can't move my leg!

Oh, he's stuck!

I'll get it...

he's such a clumsy fool!

Wait! Don't you come down here!

I can see it from here! I'll pick it up!

The roof might collapse!

Aghh..!

Ada, are you there?

Are you alright?

Did you want your towel back?

I'm fine.

Don't go away!

I'm alright, but my towel is gone!

Look up! Don't leave me alone!

Where's the key?

Over there!

- Oh, no! - Don't worry, I'm coming here.

So, where are the robbers?

Those guys over there!

Hurry!

That's them down there! See!

That's them! That's them!

My friends are down there!

- Money. - What?

No money no shoot.

Wait a second.

There.

Here! Take the gun.

You shoot them.

- No way! - I repeat!

The gun is yours!

Help me!

Don't leave me!

Ahhh...!

Ahhh...!

Very powerful gun, huh?

hmm...!

Good, huh?

Let's go back to my room.

Okay!

I can't walk backwards.

Then you turn around. My arms are stuck.

Left foot first.

Everyone.

Ahh, may the Gods smile on you. Make yourself comfortable.

How many rooms would you like, sir?

You had some customers here. A German girl, with two Chinese friends.

Where are they?

No talk.

I'd like pay first.

No money, I no talk.

Better talk!

Yes, yes. I remember now.

They left early this morning.

Where did they go?

They went out to the desert site.

To the desert site! Forget about him!

May all the gods punish you!

What's up?

I don't know.

Ah, we meet again.

Ah. Can you give me a lift?

Sure. Get in.

Go!

It sure is a small world, bumping into her again.

Momoko, you say you've come to the desert

to do some soul searching?

Right.

See, I believe when you die

nobody knows why.

I think the desert has the answer.

You're right.

Being in the desert is the closest to death.

What kind of desert philosophy is this?

Jackie, do you understand what they're yapping about?

If you can't make it out, how do you expect me to?

I know that life and water are both precious.

We must not abuse either of them out here.

You must also pamper your skin. It's really scorching out here.

I really hate sun-baked skin.

I believe in looking my best no matter where I am.

What are you doing?

Aghh...!

Scorpion!

It's gone!

It's only a scorpion.

I've never seen a grown man afraid of a scorpion?

On your back!!

Help!

Get it off me!

Ada!

Go get help! Hurry! Damn! Get it off me!

Get it off me! Hurry!

Momoko, look out! Be careful ! It's poisonous!

Don't worry, it's mine

Oh, my god! Get it off me! Oh god!

Where is it? Get rid of it!

It's alright. He's my pet.

He's a Darling.

He doesn't sting, unless someone molest him.

I'm sorry it scared you.

I like our moon tonite.

It looks beautiful doesn't it?

I going to check-in now.

NOW!

Attack!

Let's go! Come on!

You dare to strike a chief!

Bring me my gun!

Give me!

Ahh...!

Ughh...!

Ahh...! you see...

Ugh...!

Ohh...!

What kind of scorpion is that?

That's a King Scorpion.

I'll shoot him to finish him up.

Hurry Chief! We have the car and the girls!

Let's go! Quickly!

The Bandits are gone!

Are you alright? What's wrong?

I'm okay.

Oh! No, look! My poor Ding Ding!

Oh, my little Ding Ding!

Are you guys okay?

I'm okay but John is badly wounded.

Who are those people?

Desert Bandits.

At sunrise, we must follow them.

Go then. We stay here.

I'll go with you, Jackie.

But, first of all, I want to bury, ... little Ding Ding.

Yes, of course.

Where'd all those people come from?

From the desert. It's a merchant fair. They're running an auction.

We'll wait til it gets dark.

Get down.

Any advance on a twenty bid?

Going for 21.

Going for 20... twice. Going for 20... Sold!

Now for the climax of tonight's bid.

Let go! You creeps!

What you've all been waiting for.

I've got some rope!

Good. You can go and look-out!

Here we got a gorgeous Aryan blonde eyed.

Here an Oriental Kitten whose eyes are... ablaze with passion.

Her rear-end, as big as the desert, the blonde is a piece of art.

Hey, mind your money!

The Kitten has the softest skin.

Who can ask for a better bargain?

- I can make a bid! - A double prize! 10 camels for the two.

- 20 ! - 20 ?

Any advance on 20?

Momoko!

Do you know how to drive?

I only know the 3rd gear.

That's fine, that's fine! Just don't let it stall!

Jackie, someone's coming!

Huh?

What are you doing down there?

Ugh!

Excuse me!

I'd like to choose, but they're ugly.

It's always the ugly ones who have the most camels?

64

65 bid!

Ah.. you can have them.

The bid is now 65 camels.

Any advance on?

65 going once!

65 going twice!

at 65...

Closing!

70 !

70...

The chief there bid 70 camels.

Any advance on 70?

75 !

75 ...

80 !

80...

85 !

85...

90 !

95 !

100!

100...

105 !

105...

115... 120... 125...

150 !

150 camels!

- Oh, I can not believe it! - Maybe next time!

Who is this man with so many camels?

Don't know?

150 once!

150 going twice!

150 going... Sold! For 150!

Put it in gear.

Now, stay calm.

Try again.

Ah.. ha! ha! ha!

Such beautiful skin!

I like it!

It's me, Jackie

I've come to rescue you.

And I soon make you, my pretty wife!

Boy, that's a pretty blonde!

Huh?

I like blondes!

Stay away from me, you pig!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Robbery! Help me! Help!

Someone has stolen my clothes!

Who?

He knocked me out! This guy! He's wearing my clothes!

Get him! Quick!

Come on! I'll catch you!

Oh! Sorry!

Are you alright?

Turn on the key.

Put it in first gear.

Don't move!

Press on the gas.

Ahh!

I forgot the hand brake!

Ahh...!

Come on!

Go that way! You, go up there!

- Get some help! - Come on!

Yes! Yes!

Hey! Elsa, wait!

What? Ahh...!

- That's not Ada!

Help! Ahh...!

Shut up!

Great!

Go! Get Momoka!

Jackie! Don't leave me here!

Come on! Hurry!

I'm over here, Momoko?

Wait, Momoko!

Stop the car! Stop the car!

- I'm trying! I don't know how!

Wait! Come back!

We'll get you!

- After them!

Momoko!

Where are we going?

I don't know! The Jeep is taking us!

You can't let it keep driving around, you got to steer!

- Quit leaning on the steering wheel! - Turn!

AHH...!

Ugh...!

Ohh..!

No..!

NO!

....ohh!

Come on girls.

Allah!

"the Great," be praised for delivering you back again!

Now, you will lead us to the base!

Wait!

Let's take a rest. I'm thirsty.

Aw..

- oh.

Ugh...

Down!

Oh, Please,

give us some water.

Please,

...give them some water.

We should give them something to drink.

You crazy!

Don't waste my water on them. It is for us!

Oh, Please! I'm dying.

Don't worry.

If we die, at least we'll die together.

- You don't have to die!

Use this! You've been playing tricks on us

bringing us to this god forsaken place!

Even the sun is in the wrong direction!

Maybe, you're reading the map upside down.

So, let me see.

Get up.

I can help you. You'll feel better.

Here.

Have some water.

Elsa, be careful! Don't blow our cover!

Ohh...

Ok, that's enough, Elsa.

I'm coming to give you a hug now, Momoko!

- Give me more.

That abnormal pervert. while we are dying of thirst, is sickening!

Let me hold you!

Slow down!

Take your time, there's no hurry.

I didn't know thirst was an aphrodisiac?

Ohh...

Let me hold you again, please.

Have you got a fever or what?

It's my 'turn! She's had enough!

Take it easy. Don't waste it.

Huh?

Forget it, it's not my style.

It won't turn me on.

I will, when I get started!

Baahh...

Ahh...

Some more! Please, don't leave me.

Leave me alone!

It'll make you feel better!

Don't come near me! Leave me alone!

I'm sick of all that hugging and kissing

and hugging and kissing.

I said, I don't want to!

Let go of my leg!

You're pulling my pants off! Help!

Let me go!

- Don't! - Here!

Jackie!

You're crushing me!

Let go!

Hey!

What do you think they are doing?

Huh? Not a problem.

They're watching us.

Ada!

You'll get another turn!

- Please, Jackie.

- I want another turn.

Satisfied?

They will see us.

Watch it!

Hey!

Give me that!

Umm...

umph... umph... umph.

Ohh...!

Any more of your tricks!

I warn you! I'll cut all your throats!

Go!

Happy now!

We lost our last supply of water!

Come along there! Pick up, we're going!

Here, Alto!

If this map is correct, we should be near the base.

Nothing but sand. It'll take years, to dig all that up.

Are you sure, you've got it right?

Of course! See for yourself, if you don't believe me!

Here, let me see the map.

Let her have a look!

Let's see!

You got your compass?

Yeah, sure.

Turn the compass! Not my arm!

It should be here. What's happened?

There are so many sandstorms out here.

Probably, nature has it completely buried.

You telling me, it's down there or somewhere near?

Yes! It should be there, if the compass reading is right.

The map could be wrong.

It's a military map. They are always accurate within 3 kilometers.

No problem! Only 3 kilometers!

Call a cab and we'll be there in half an hour.

It's a curse! Have mercy on us!

Armand!

Don't move!

Ahhhhh......!

Ahh... ugh.... ugh.....ugh...

Armand!

Ahhhh.....!

Throw them some water.

Here.

We don't ever want to see you again!

Thank you! Thank you!

Why are you thanking them? It is our water!

Let's go!

Bye! Bye!

Allah the Great, will punish you!

You won't get away with this!

Keep away!

- Ohh...!

This is the first and worst failure of my life.

It's gotta be a first.

Whose photos are these?

It's my grandfather.

I've been there, where these tribesmen are.

The tribesmen made the statues that you bought for a bargain.

These?

I bought this from you because it was a bargain.

Jackie, Momoko knows this place!

This picture was taken the other day.

- Could you lead us to this place? - Mm... hmm.

I knew we were going to be lucky, after all!

Hmmph...!

Look, there's the place in my photograph!

We shouldn't go down there!

A vicious tribe lives down there, I saw them.

Oh, we know how to deal with vicious people.

Depends on, if you're lucky or not!

Don't tell me you're getting cold feet?

- Thank you, Momoko. - You're welcome!

Thank you for bringing us here! Bye! Bye!

- Best of luck! - Be careful!

- Bye! - Bye!

Hey! Are you praying?

The sound will travel if it's hollow underneath.

Jackie!

The entrance is over here!

Jackie.

Jackie, don't walk so fast. It's so dark in here.

Take off your shades then.

Oh.

Alright.

You two look around on this side.

I go scout around the other side.

- Huh?

Uh... uh.

- Mm ..... hmm.

Jackie. Wait for us.

What? You finished looking around already?

- We're done! - We're done!

Well, follow me.

Ahh...!

A skull...!

Don't panic, it's an ox head, not a human one.

- Come on. - Ahhh...!

- Something's flying this way. - Ahhh...!

- What are you talking about?

- Whoa...ahh...! - Whoa...ahh...!

Aaahhh....!

- What do we do? - Get moving!

Someone's coming down there! What now?

What do we do?

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

This way!

It's a dead end!

Where are you going?

Move! Out of my way!

Come on!

Stop!

One at a time!

Stop it! You're pulling my watch off!

Look out, Jackie!

Take that!

- We're tourists!

Yeah! We're tourists!

Get going!

It's a dead end!

Oh, we're sitting goats!

Grab one of these!

What's it for?

Run for it!

Hit harder! Knock him out!

Oww!

Have you seen enough?

Chinese kung fu!

Hmmph...!

Raha... aha... ha... ha...!

Raha... aha... ha... ha...!

I don't suppose they're dancing to show they are friendly, huh?

I guess it's an old tribal custom, see.

Come on.

Let's try dancing.

Left foot first.

You might as well stop. Re-inforcements just arrived.

- What should we do now? - Improvise.

Run!

Look at all these goat heads!

Ox heads!

Jump over them!

Oh God!

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

They're not following us.

I wouldn't stop for all the diamonds in the world!

Are they waiting for more men?

I don't think so.

There's too many of them already.

- Help! Help!

Ada!

What are you doing down there?

Hurry! Give me a hand! I'm sinking!

Hold on!

Pull!

Jackie! Where are we?

Don't move. Be with you in a minute.

I'm not moving. I just couldn't see.

Where in the heck are we?

What is it?

It looks like a foot.

Ahh...!

Don't scream! Don't scream! You'll wake up the dead!

- What's happening? I'm scared!

No need to be!

Ahh...! What's there?

It's German. There's no smoking in the base!

- Jackie, where are you!

I'm coming! I'm coming!

Look, there's someone there!

Yeah, come on!

Give us some water.

Come on! All of it!

That's mine!

Yours?

Hey, boss! Come here!

- This place is strange.

- Yeah.

Looks like we found the base alright.

There's plenty of dust.

It's my grandfather!

Huh?

How are you sure it's him?

His name is on the cross!

- He was murdered by someone! - How do you know that?

Look at this!

A knife!

Sorry.

Hope he doesn't mind.

Are you positive, it's him?

Yes. It's him.

Don't be so upset. He's been dead for years.

I'm sad because I know, that he was murdered.

What is that?

A book.

No! Don't come near me! You grave robber!

- What kind of book is it?

- It's my grandfather's diary.

- What does he say in it?

- Did he mention who kill him?

"We pushed forward 20 kilometers today

4 of our men got sunstroke"

- Go on to a later page!

"The battle has gone badly for us today.

But I believe our General will lead us to final victory.

Our Field Marshal Rommel

is unsurpassed in military maneuvers"

And the base? Did he mention that anywhere?

"Today they trucked over a load of heavy metal.

The Captain ordered me to move it into Lab #1.

What metal is so heavy? Could it be gold!"

So it is a gold base then.

"He also gave me 18 pills and ordered

me to give them to my men.

I've been asked to work up a code and a combination.

I will use Eliza's birthday"

And who is Eliza?

That was my mother's name.

Her birthday is the code!

Yes, but why would grandpa be so sad about all this?

Go on reading!

- I think I know why!

If I'm not mistaken

you're grandfather's guards are down here.

When they completed the mission,

he made them take the poisoned pills.

No wonder he was so unhappy.

He was ordered to kill his own men.

- That's right. He had 18 guards.

There are 15 down here, plus 2 up there.

That makes 17 only!

Where's the 18th?

- Don't move!

Get in there!

- Ohh...!

I am the 18th guard!

I was clever enough, not to obey your grandfather.

Who is this man?

Oh, I am pretty certain, that you are Adolf.

How did you know my name?

You forgot, it is embossed on this.

The 18th guard didn't swallow the pill...

but you killed.

You killed my grandfather!

He grandfather was not a good man.

He poisoned his own men.

And when I refused to take it, he broke both my legs!

I've been waiting for this day, for many years.

The gold belongs to the United Nations by rights.

As long as it's here,

the gold is mine.

No one can take it from me.

First, you gotta find it.

Which way do we go?

Go on up to the first floor! This is the exit!

You guys go first!

We're right behind you!

You guys, don't let them pull any tricks!

Who are these men anyways?

You're mercenaries!

They work for me for money.

Gold traffiking scum!

Shut up!

I have an idea.

Maybe, if we offer to pay them more...

they'd work for us?

And they might decide to take your share as well.

Hurry up and get a move on!

Get going!

Move it!

Mmmph...

- This way! - Which way... ?

Follow me!

This way! Quick!

Over there!

I can't see!

Over here!

Come on! This way!

Climb down!

Go Down!

Mark! .... Mark!

There is a generator over there!

Get it started!

Jawohl, boss. Start that generator!

Get after them!

Hey! And don't shoot!

There are ammunitions down there!

Jawohl!

- Don't shoot - Yes, Sir

Haa...!

Get moving!

- They're coming!

Over there! Hide yourselves!

Hide! Hurry!

Where are they?

I can't see them anywhere!

- Split up and search for the others!

Hey!

Are they down there?

- Don't shoot!

You can't break through that door!

Try it out again!

Please, don't turn the lights on before I'm done.

Lights coming on!

Ahhh...! They found us!

Oh, Jackie!

There's one missing!

Where are you Jackie?

No lights, please!

Ohh...!

Whoaahh...!

Yieeee...!

Whhaaww....!

Ughh...!

With the lights on, they can't escape.

Almost there!

Faster then!

That's enough...

Don't move!

Hold it or I blow the place up!

Drop your guns!

Hands on your head! Form a line!

- Great! - Nice job, Jackie!

You're amazing!

Ada, pick up their guns!

Ok.

Be careful, they 're loaded.

So, where do we put them?

I've got to find some rope to tie them up.

Mm... hmm. Ok.

Make one move and I'll shoot the lot!

Better believe her boys. She shoots like a maniac.

Not to move!

Aghh...!

Take cover, boys!

Ohh...!

Why are you so clumsy!

Stay back!

Huh... ah... uh... oh...!

Jackie!

Save me!

No hope for that now!

Get them!

Help, Jackie!

Take care of yourselves!

Look out!

[ metal clank ]

Jackie! Save us!

I'm busy!

Pull him down!

Come on!

Knock him out!

- Harder!

- Harder!

- Harder!

Cut him off on the stairs!

This way men!

It's a dead end!

He's still coming after us!

You big bully! Don't you come near me.

Cut him off!

Turn around!

Look out! Cut him off!

Don't let him get away!

Ok, well I'm not dead. Ready for the next round.

Yaww...!

Stop it!

Oh!

whoaa...!

Ahh...!

Jump down! I'll take other side!

Ohh...!

What about him?

- Help!

- Help!

I'll be killed!

- Come here! - Wait, now!

Help!

Ow! That hurt!

Engarde!

Attack!

Yay!

Charge!

One more for you!

- Is he out?

- Almost.

Let's go help, Jackie.

Ohh...!

Engarde!

Yay!

Olay!

Joe, get that gate open!

Jackie, I think my hand is broke.

Serves you right!

Alright.

Where is it?

I want the key!

Are you alright?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Wait, before you shoot...

you gotta know, I'm the only one who knows how the key works.

My grandfather used my mother's birthday for the code

and I'm the only one who knows it.

And I alone, know the procedure to unlock it.

Is it complicated?

Yes, it could be, but passed it, must be the gold.

Which way?

Just pass this trail over there.

Let's get moving!

You, boy! You go first!

You open it.

What's the code?

There are 3 sections, a different code each time.

My mother's birthday is on the 16th of September.

9-1-6

Got it!

I have waited 40 years for this day to come!

Lying swine! What are you, trying to kill us!

I swear to you. I wasn't lying.

I told you all I know about the combination.

And my mother's birthday is September the 16th.

Is there something you forgot?

Let's send them! Go on!

- Remember?

Are you sure you got your mother's birthday right?

Of course! It's on September 16th.

Maybe they used the Chinese calendar?

They don't use the Chinese calendar.

Hey, it pisses me off.

I would use Eliza's birthday, but it wasn't proper to use it then.

Maybe he used your's instead.

I wasn't born yet.

Oh, how tragic.

What is that?

It's my grandfather's code number.

That could be it!

Could it be?

But which side is it?

Could it be that?

Ahh...!

These bullets can shoot through 10 people.

The first number is a 6.

9.

Stop shaking and remove your hand!

8

I said 8

It hasn't opened. Why not?

Ohh.. what is that for?

" The design of the handle also has some purpose."

What's that noise?

Ahh...!

I'm scared! I'm really scared!

It's open, we're alright.

Go help him!

How come that room is so tiny?

Well, where is the gold?

It's only the elevator, you imbecile!

Come on! Get in!

Over here!

Check this out!

Go remove the canvas off up there! That's the one!

Don't stand there! Get busy!

Get the canvas off that big pile there!

Go!

I don't believe it!

2.5 tons of metal.

We're rich! We're rich, boys!

Yeehaa...!

Push me inside! Push me inside!

They won't listen to you anymore.

- Push me inside! You hear? I order you!

- Push me in!

Wow! We're rich at last!

Don't move!

Tell them to put down the guns or I'll blow your head off!

Do not stall!

He's taken control and will blow my head off!

Put down your guns!

Don't!

Imbecile! You better do as I say! Put them down!

Don't call me imbecile again!

Then you better find a way to rescue me!

No! I'm calling the shots.

You don't talk to me like that.

Traitor!

Is it because I'm lame?

Wth 240 tons of gold

we can afford to rebel against you!

Ok, if you wanna, go ahead, kill him!

You're calling my bluff. I'll count up to three.

Drop your guns or he's dead.

1

2

3

Well, he win.

If you don't kill him, then I will.

There's more gold but only I know where it is!

I'd be willing to share it with you if you will promise not to kill me!

I don't think there's any.

Keep an eye on them, Joe.

You, boy! You come with me!

The rest of you, move the gold outside!

You heard me! Move it!

Ok, let's get the gold out of here!

- Alright!

- Yes sir.

Aha...!

- After him!

Now what do we do?

There's a control room upstairs.

Go up and see how Jackie is doing. Hurry up!

Will you push me up!

Ada, hurry up! Will you forget about the gold!

That's unbelievable.

They're down there! Look!

There has to be a light switch somewhere.

Over there!

Why don't it work?

Damn it! Which is the right switch?

There are switches everywhere.

But, you can't even find a light switch!

Oh, God!

It's on.

Turn off the fan switch, will you please!

Which switch is it?

It's a maze. Which one is it?

Pot luck.

Don't let go!

So many!

What now?

No.

Ada, could it be these buttons?

What buttons?

Look! It's beginning to slow down.

Hold him there! I'll get the door!

Why is Momoko and Adolf taking so long to get here?

Maybe, Momoko needs help to get him up the stairs.

Of course. Let's go and help them.

- Ok.

What's going on?

It's a suction!

Damn strong!

Leave me alone here. I've got it.

Ada, it started again!

Try to do something.

Ok, I'll try!

Damn it!

- Oh, no! - What have you done?

It wasn't me!

We could try the button panel there!

Right!

Break the seal! Quickly!

Don't touch those buttons!

I already pressed it.

It's stopped!

Of course, it has stopped.

Don't you understand!

It's a military base.

That's a self-destruct button.

The whole base is going to blow up in 30 minutes and

we'll all be dead!

- Why didn't you wait for me to get here?

- Traitor!

Now you will know the results of trying to betray me!

Jackie, you must find a way to save us!

Find a way out and I'll split the gold two ways, when we get out!

Two ways? Ha! Ha!

No.

The door! Open the door!

Yes, boss!

I won't let him escape me.

Open that door, you idiot!

Don't just stand there! Move!

What are you doing?

Hurry up!

Superman!

Superman!

Bumpy ride. Sure was fun though.

Now you'll see Superman's footwork!

He's dancing around and we're about to blow up.

Talk to him over the mike!

Jackie! The whole base is about to explode!

Explode?

What? You mean 20 minutes! That's all we got?

I wanted to help.

Elsa told me to press the button.

There's no way out of here.

There would be a chance if we blast through the air vent.

What? Blast our way through there?

Yes. That's the weakest point of the base is the ventilation shaft.

Yeah, wind power.

He's coming down Momoko, help me!

Jackie, here's the switch you wanted.

Adolf said, he isn't coming with us.

No, I won't be coming with you.

I should have died here 40 years ago.

I want to be with my friends.

This is where I belong.

Goodbye! And good luck!

If he wants to stay, then I say let him go!

Ok, you three fix the ropes! And I'll close the door!

Jackie, now! We're running out of time!

I'll turn the fans to maximum power gradually.

Stand by.

Auf Wiedersehn.

- Here! Hurry! - Jackie, You've got to push the switch!

Hey, you're not bringing all that!

Yes, I can!

Elsa, must I take all these?

Yes, because you're doing it for me!

Oh! My gold!

Too bad! You won't get any gold, now!

Forget the gold!

Now!

Are you okay?

Then go and find the others!

Get out of here!

It's going to cave in!

All the gold is gone!

So what? Come on, you're still alive at least!

A consolation prize.

Allah the Great! Has brought you back to us.

Here. Here's the gold you wanted.

It might bring you luck!

Who wants gold, we want water!

Water!

You can finish it if there's any left.

Goes to show, we really don't know what we need or really want.

I never thought I'd see people fighting over water

Water! We want some water!

I suggest, we get together and we look for it.

Well, you're the expert here.

I don't know, but, there should be water over that sand dune. Let's go!

Are you sure?

Why not that sand dune? It's not so far away!

Nope. We've got to listen to our desert expert.

We've been up and down the hill! Where's the water now?

Just a bit further

Are you sure?

You should listen to the desert expert.

Once we cross the next dune, we might even go for a swim.

Ok, only 25% of the Sahara is covered with sand.

Come on, it won't be far.