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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,639 --> 00:00:09,335 # Hmm, hmm, hmm # 2 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:11,377 Ohh ! 3 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:14,470 Ugh ! 4 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:17,015 - Ohh ! Ohh ! - [ Gongs ] 5 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:22,854 Ow ! Wow-hoo ! Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo-ee ! 6 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:38,337 Yah ! Whoo ! 7 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:40,464 Yeah, dude! 8 00:00:40,573 --> 00:00:45,010 Bobby, do that again, but this time don't fall down. 9 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:13,230 ## [ Humming ] 10 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:20,940 - Aah ! - Whoo-hoo-wow ! 11 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:26,985 Huh ? 12 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:31,484 Do you realize going off to college means no more... 13 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:34,584 well-meaning but totally smothering, overprotective, 14 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,595 doting, ah-yucking dads ? 15 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:38,722 Yeah, well, yours at least. 16 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:43,565 My dad's been counting down the days until he can turn my bedroom into a bowling alley. 17 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:48,664 Hey, we have a surefire way to shoot straight to the top of the freshman heap. 18 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,744 [ Together] The College ''X'' Games ! 19 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:53,836 First freshman team to win it all ! 20 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:58,611 First team to boot those number one Gammas on their boot-tays ! 21 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:02,086 Huh ! The Gammas may be five-time winners, 22 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:05,818 but I hope they're ready for a losing streak ! 23 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:09,487 [ Together] Let's beat the Gammas ! Let's do it to it ! 24 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:11,996 [ Cheering, Laughing ] 25 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,260 Woo-woo-woo-woo! 26 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:20,365 Gawrsh, Pete, one day you're changin' their diapers, 27 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,771 and the next thing you know... 28 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:26,039 they're all grown up and leavin' for college. 29 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:28,046 Well, Goof, the way I see it, 30 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:31,777 it's my last night of baby-sitting, and I'm a free man ! 31 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:35,947 Oh, yeah ! Ha-ha ! Free, free, free, I tell you ! 32 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:38,957 Yah-hoo ! Ha-ha ! Come on, son. 33 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:42,119 I can't miss you if you won't leave ! 34 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:45,130 - Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Yeah, free. 35 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:49,032 Hey, why don't you get the boys ? Food's almost ready. 36 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:51,593 It's time to serve these little babies now. 37 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:55,264 Ha-ha-ooh ! 38 00:02:55,375 --> 00:03:00,142 Nice rasta, pasta, Maxman. 39 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:03,649 Ooh, Maxie's pretty good at that boardin' stuff. 40 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:06,708 He is totally gonna kill at college. 41 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,777 Huh ? 42 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,590 - Yeah ! Yes ! - [ Cheering ] 43 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:16,891 Listen, son, that there ''X'' Games fiddle-faddle... 44 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:18,897 may be all well and fun, 45 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:23,402 but remember, you're going off to college to make something of yourselves. 46 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:26,404 - Exactly. - You'll get a degree, 47 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:29,441 and the world will be your clam. 48 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:31,841 Uh, oyster, Dad ? 49 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:34,505 No, thanks. I'm saving room for weenies. 50 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:36,913 Now, let me show you exactly what I mean. 51 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:41,352 Oh, no, not the old horseshoe lecture. 52 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:45,915 You see, tossin' horseshoes is a lot like how life works. 53 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:47,960 [ Coughs, Sputters ] 54 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:51,622 Sorry, Pete. 55 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:54,223 Uh, like I was sayin'-- 56 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:58,361 [ Together] It's about staying focused on your goals. 57 00:03:58,471 --> 00:04:01,736 Right. You see, every once in a while... 58 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,641 life gives you an important tossin' opportunity. 59 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:07,771 Like, uh, well... college, for instance ! 60 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:09,781 If you want that dee-ploma, 61 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:14,115 you gotta fix both eyes on it like it was this here horseshoe stake. 62 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:17,623 And with the proper ''consecration''... 63 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:19,624 and follow-through, 64 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,423 Throw it, will ya ! 65 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:31,095 you should hear the clang of a ringer! 66 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:43,814 [ Clanging ] 67 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,314 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo ! A ringer ! 68 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:51,915 See, Maxie ? You've just gotta stay focused. 69 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:54,824 - Huh ? - Hey, Goof, 70 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:58,762 - it's gettin' cold already. - [ Chattering ] 71 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,531 Save a weenie for me ! 72 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:04,627 Hey, Peej, isn't ten hot dogs enough ? Pass 'em over here. 73 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:09,808 Ooh, I can't wait to get out of here. 74 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:11,843 Here, let me help you pack. 75 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:13,572 Dad, I can do that. 76 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:18,413 I sure hope so. I'm not gonna be there at college to pick up after you. 77 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:22,921 In fact, it's gonna be a long time... 78 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,856 before you see your old man again. 79 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:28,519 What, maybe Christmas ? 80 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:31,062 Ah, Dad, it'll go by fast. 81 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,860 [ Whispering ] Not too fast, I hope. 82 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:37,391 It's time to take charge, live your own life. 83 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:40,199 You're a grown man now, Maxie-Poo. 84 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:48,776 I'm not takin' ol' Stuffed Bear to college, Dad ! 85 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,782 - Sure you are. - No. 86 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,512 What are you talkin' about ? You love Stuffed Bear. 87 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:56,419 - Come on. You're gonna need him. - I'm not kidding ! 88 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:59,754 - No! - [ Squeaking ] 89 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,754 Well, then, 90 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:08,699 I got somethin' else for you. 91 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,137 - [ Grunts ] - Son, 92 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,264 I want you to have this. 93 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,308 Oh ! It weighs like a ton ! 94 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:21,814 I bet it's one of those combo TV/CD/VCR/Laptop/Scanner/Fax things, right ? 95 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,076 Oh, man, they are so cool! 96 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,482 [ Camera Flashes ] 97 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:32,149 - Too stunned to speak, huh ? - No,just stunned. What is it ? 98 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,750 This was my father's. 99 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:37,921 And now, son, it's yours. 100 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:41,831 Thanks, Dad. This means a lot to me. 101 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,665 Oh, listen, I'm gonna turn in. 102 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:48,366 [ Yawns ] You know, big day tomorrow. 103 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:02,616 - Good night, Dad. - Good night, son. 104 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,029 [ Squeaks ] 105 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:17,492 ## [ Whistling ] 106 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,594 ## [ Humming ] Ah-yuck. 107 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:22,841 Ah-yuck. ## [ Humming ] 108 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:27,645 Did you brush your teeth ? 109 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:30,375 [ Gulps ] Yeah, Dad. 110 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,146 - Comb your hair ? - Yep. 111 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,551 - Did you put on clean underwear ? - Dad ! 112 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,714 - [ P.J.] Come on, Max! - Oop ! Gotta go ! 113 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,054 But, Max-- 114 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,821 Ooh ! 115 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:45,830 - Goin' already ? - Gotta get there early for freshman orientation. See ya. 116 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:47,889 What about breakfast ? 117 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,663 - You need your three squares a day, you know. - Don't worry. 118 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:54,638 We'll pick up donuts on the way. Love ya ! Miss ya ! See you at Christmas ! Bye ! 119 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:57,403 Don't forget to have some milk with those... donuts. 120 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,172 Don't forget to have some milk with those... donuts. 121 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:03,539 Good-bye, my little college man. 122 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,430 [ Sighs ] 123 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,440 [ Sniffles ] 124 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:10,782 - Gawrsh. - [ Squeaks ] 125 00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:19,186 [ Sniffles ] 126 00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:24,985 [ Bobby ] # Doot-doot-doot-doot # 127 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,294 # Doot-doot-doot # 128 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:29,300 Okay, dude, south. 129 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:33,236 Un, no, wait. I mean-- I don't know, man. Do I look like Magellan ? 130 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:36,137 - P.J., you couldn't spell Magellan. - Try hangin' a Louie. 131 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,176 No, no. Wait. That's the other Louie. 132 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,439 Louie, Huey, Dewey ? What're you talkin' about ? 133 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,504 Yo, it's right here. This way. 134 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,345 Yeah, Peej, Bobby's right. 135 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,853 Hey, Bob, um, who's drivin' ? 136 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,583 - [ Horn Honking, Tires Screeching ] - [ Boys Yelling ] 137 00:09:53,225 --> 00:09:54,920 [ Yelling ] 138 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:02,460 Aaah ! 139 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:08,197 Check it out ! 140 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:13,676 Gentlemen, I welcome you to the first day... 141 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:16,010 of the rest of our lives. 142 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,243 Wow. That's pretty deep. 143 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,581 [ Bobby ] Did you get that off a bumper sticker ? 144 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:29,256 Yo. I spy the Gamma house, which means... 145 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:34,197 that dude right there is the one, the only... 146 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:37,758 [ Boys Together ] Bradley Uppercrust the Third! 147 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:42,797 Whoa ! The College ''X'' Games king ! 148 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:46,639 Yeah, until we take the crown. 149 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:07,532 Let's play ball, Dad. 150 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,660 [ Sighs ] Max. 151 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,761 [ Factory Whistle Blows ] 152 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:51,940 - Hiya, Dad. - Maxie. 153 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:56,175 Mr. Goof! An assembly line is for assembling. 154 00:11:56,248 --> 00:12:01,117 Stop daydreaming and get back to work... or else ! 155 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:22,003 Oh-oh-oh-oh ! Ohh ! Wah ! 156 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,508 [ Yelling ] 157 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:30,248 Oh, no ! Look out ! 158 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:36,416 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo ! 159 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:43,294 [ Goofy Groaning ] 160 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,956 [ Groans ] Ooh ! 161 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:50,695 Ooh ! 162 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:56,240 Goofy! 163 00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:59,869 I warned you ! 164 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:04,348 You're fired ! 165 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,505 [ Together] Huh ? 166 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,742 Oh. Wow ! 167 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,746 Great air, Max-a-million ! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah ! 168 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:44,178 Maxie! 169 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,417 Yeah ! 170 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,257 - Look at that guy go. Oh, my gosh ! - I can't look at anything else. 171 00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:03,906 Whoa ! Did you see that ? 172 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,467 [ Excited Chatter ] 173 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,513 Well, well, well. 174 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:12,017 Look what the freshman cat dragged in, baby. Some new meat. 175 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:17,021 Hey, easy, big fella. That new meat looks like Gamma material. 176 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:19,819 Let's check him out. Gammas, roll ! 177 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,435 Ugh ! #Ta-da # 178 00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:36,032 Check it out. 179 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:38,268 Look who's following us. 180 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:42,074 [ Chuckles ] Let's just make sure it stays that way. 181 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,647 [ Excited Chattering ] 182 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:23,512 [ Waitress ] Grande cap, extra foamy, hold the whip, cinnamon dust, biscotti side. 183 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:27,650 - Iced double-tall, percent cap. We have any scones ? - [ Man ] We got two. 184 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:30,786 You guys grab a table, I'll grab the java. 185 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,164 Life. [ Clicks Fingers ] 186 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,263 Life is like a lime. 187 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,934 Hmm. It's tart and tangy. 188 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:49,981 Sweet. Ooh, so sublime. 189 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:54,315 [ Whispers ] Quiet, speechless like a mime. 190 00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:58,322 Bold and noisy like a crime. 191 00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,914 - Don't you dare waste my time, 'cause life can stop... - [ Bongo Beats ] 192 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,926 - Don't you dare waste my time, 'cause life can stop... - [ Bongo Beats ] 193 00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,188 on a dime. 194 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,935 [ Clicking ] 195 00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:17,208 [ Bobby ] Bravo! Bravo! Encore! 196 00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:20,074 Author, Arthur Miller ! 197 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,636 Suddenly I'm feelin' dizzy... 198 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:26,047 with emotion. 199 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:29,315 Check it out, Bradley. He's over there. 200 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,751 I'm gonna go give him a Gamma welcome. 201 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,661 - Ahh ! - Ooh. I'm sorry, I, I-- 202 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:40,665 No, no, no. No. It's, uh, all right, really. 203 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:44,066 I'd wager that if you were on a skateboard, you wouldn't have spilled a drop. 204 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,536 [ Chuckles ] You'd win that bet. 205 00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:49,540 It's my best event. Hi. I'm Max. 206 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:53,169 Bradley. Bradley Uppercrust the Third. 207 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,212 - [ Man Clears Throat ] - Ah, yes, 208 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,714 my right-hand man, Gamma Brother Tank. 209 00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:00,411 The pleasure's all mine, baby. 210 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:04,547 Welcome aboard, little tyke. You're class, the high kind. 211 00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:08,491 Max, we have won every College ''X'' Games competition... 212 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,494 since the beginning. 213 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:14,555 And we have decided to make you our first draft pick. 214 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:17,329 Lucky you, huh ? What do you think of that ? 215 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:21,362 No way. You want us to be Gammas ? 216 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,737 Ha ! You guys, you hear that ? 217 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,833 - We're gonna be part-- - Hold on, pal. 218 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:28,777 This reservation's only for one. 219 00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:33,511 Oh, well, I'm sorry, but P.J., Bobby and I are in this together. 220 00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:36,383 It's all of us, or none of me. 221 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,389 Max, Max, Max. 222 00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:41,949 You don't wanna be weighed down by those clowns, do you ? 223 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,052 I thought you wanted to win. 224 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,859 Well, that's just what we're going to do. 225 00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:50,595 Ha ! Like you'll find any better competitors than my teammates. 226 00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:54,070 They're the real deal. Serious athletes. 227 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,801 Check it. Uh-huh. 228 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,774 - [ Laughing ] - The Dynamic Dorks. 229 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:01,335 Come on. The only thing you three could win... 230 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:04,712 is a loser contest, baby. 231 00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,581 [ Snaps Fingers ] 232 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,712 Wow, nice trick. 233 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,881 Do they go fetch and play dead too ? 234 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:15,017 Why, yes. As a matter of fact they do. 235 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,062 Gammas, fetch. 236 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:20,155 Uh-oh. This can't be good. 237 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,291 - [ Snarls ] - Back off, man. 238 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:25,063 I've got a biscotti, and I'm not afraid to use it. 239 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,071 [ Nervous Laugh ] 240 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,572 All right, quit toying with my emotions. 241 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,768 I thought we were friends. 242 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:37,509 See, I'm giving you the opportunity to join the Gamma Mu Mu Fraternity. 243 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:40,848 Mu, Mu ! [ Laughs ] Who wants to join a herd of cows ? 244 00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:44,184 - Tank ? - Now, pray tell, sweetheart. 245 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:49,057 Would Mr. Uppercrust like a little power wedgie for your viewing pleasure ? 246 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,892 Hey, leave him alone ! Huh ? Bobby ! 247 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,956 Hey, don't worry, bro. 248 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,524 I'm a yellow belt. 249 00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,163 Eee-ya ! Eee-ya ! 250 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,002 Hey, Daddy-os. 251 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,702 This is a real L-7 scene. 252 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,907 Let's all take a trip down the road of forgiveness and compassion. 253 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,509 Ooh, passion. [ Laughs ] 254 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:17,316 I like your style, Little Miss Mochachino, but I'm busy right now. 255 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:21,917 Well, I'm dizzy right now from watching your downward spiral. 256 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,225 Ah, why don't you go off and save some whales or something ? 257 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:26,730 Ha ! 258 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:28,823 Oh, you slay me, Tiger. 259 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:32,564 You are the fly in my soup. You are the eyelash in my eye. 260 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:36,267 You are so busy blowing out bad vibes in every direction, 261 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,776 that we are all choking on your secondhand smoke. [ Snaps Fingers ] 262 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:45,044 [ Snapping Fingers ] 263 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,881 [ Snapping Continues ] 264 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,356 Errr ! Knock it off! 265 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,523 What's wrong, Brad ? 266 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,159 Don't you dare call me that ! 267 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:06,204 Yeah. Don't forget, he's the king, buster. 268 00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:10,435 Yeah, well, we'll dethrone you and the Gammas, your royal lowness. 269 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:14,478 Huh. You'll be lucky to be my towel boy. 270 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,741 Why don't we just make a little wager on that ? 271 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:20,808 Loser of the finals will be towel boy to the other. 272 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,081 You got a deal. 273 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:26,886 Be ready to wipe the dirt off my shoes, freshman. 274 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,826 Gammas, out ! 275 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,829 - Don't let the door hit ya. - Later. 276 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,697 Now, that's the first time I ever saw the trash... 277 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,701 take itself out. 278 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,499 You've got the beat, boys. 279 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,200 Well, you invented it, girl. 280 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:47,244 You let your fingers do the talkin'. Right. 281 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,485 [ Woman ] Next! 282 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:57,813 [ Tapping ] 283 00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:59,823 Well, Mr. Goof, 284 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:03,418 I notice you don't have a college degree. 285 00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,361 Well, I did complete three years, but-- 286 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,923 Look, doll, I'm afraid we can only get jobs... 287 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,333 for people who have college degrees. 288 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:14,031 So, what do you need ? 289 00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:16,334 What is ''a degree'' ? 290 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,375 Bingo ! We have a winner. 291 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:22,106 Oh, what's a Goof to do ? 292 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,808 Well, doll-- Uh, Mr. Goof, 293 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,545 the answer to your problem is simple. 294 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:31,749 The only way to build your career is to go back to college. 295 00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:37,227 College ? Me ? I was there in the '7 0s. I'm too old for that now. 296 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:41,892 Come on, doll. You're never too old to learn a new trick. 297 00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:49,066 ''We who are godlike now were once a mass... 298 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:54,373 - [ Snoring ] - of quivering purple flecked with bars of gold. 299 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:57,711 Insentient ! Full of joy or misery, 300 00:21:57,783 --> 00:22:00,809 and tossed in terrible tangles... 301 00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,820 - Mommy, I didn't do it ! - of some wild... 302 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,652 - and windswept--'' - [ Doors Open ] 303 00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:07,988 Hi, everybody ! 304 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,925 [ Screams ] 305 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,657 [ Students Laughing ] 306 00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:15,996 I'm just a yearnin' for some learnin'. 307 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,229 Who is this goon ? 308 00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:20,999 Right on, brother ! Ah-yuck ! 309 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:24,041 - Hey, Max, is my vision blurred... - Oh, no. Oh, no. 310 00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:26,737 or does that guy look like your dad ? 311 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:30,110 - Maxie ! - Kill me.Just kill me now ! 312 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,116 Hey, Maxie, 313 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:36,120 looks like you and me are gonna be classmates. 314 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,782 Ah-yuck. He's my son. 315 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:42,623 [ Laughing ] 316 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:48,121 Daddy's little baby couldn't be alone ? 317 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,397 [ Laughing Continues ] 318 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:54,098 Nooo ! 319 00:22:56,174 --> 00:23:00,543 So I got fired. Guess I lost my focus. 320 00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:04,480 Ah, Dad, I'm so sorry to hear that. 321 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:08,041 Well, look, if you're here to stay, I think we need to-- 322 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,384 Focus more. You're absolutely right. 323 00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:14,721 Now that I'm with ya, I won't be distracted no more. No, sirree. 324 00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:17,762 I'm gonna get me that college degree-- 325 00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:19,763 Whoa ! 326 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:24,464 - [ Laughing ] What a bonehead ! - [ Girl ] What a loser. 327 00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:27,369 Dad, what I was saying... 328 00:23:27,439 --> 00:23:30,237 is that we need to establish some ground rules. 329 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:33,778 Well, sure. Whatever you say, Maxie. 330 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:36,780 First thing, lose the wig. 331 00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:39,715 But I need to look hip and groovy for college. 332 00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:42,015 Dad, you're scaring people. 333 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:48,525 I know you're worried it might be hard to get into the swing of things here, 334 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,187 and, well, it might be. 335 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:54,460 But I figure two Goofs are better than one. 336 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,763 Two ''goofs'' all right. 337 00:23:56,835 --> 00:24:00,134 Just think ! A whole 'nother year, 338 00:24:00,238 --> 00:24:02,570 just you and me. 339 00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:06,542 Ayear ? Did he say a year ? Tell me he didn't say a year. I heard a year. 340 00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:09,236 Hold me and tell me he didn't say a year. 341 00:24:09,347 --> 00:24:12,180 Ayear's like-- That's forever. 342 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:17,187 You realize this could severely affect campus hijink-age. 343 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:20,656 Yeah ! And how we gonna whip those Gammas now ? 344 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:24,126 - With your dad's ''practice interruptus'' ? - Listen, guys. 345 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:27,165 Cut the old man some slack. He has to be here. 346 00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:29,757 He was fired, and he can't find a good job without a degree. 347 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:31,894 Fired ? Whoa. 348 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:34,530 You mean like his pink slip was showing ? 349 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:36,631 Don't push it, man. 350 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:40,200 Look, I talked to him and laid out all the ground rules. 351 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,576 No interfering with the ''X'' Games practice. 352 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:46,242 No hounding us about schoolwork. No coming into our room unannounced. 353 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,513 And no acting like a father. 354 00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:50,680 Especially mine. 355 00:24:50,755 --> 00:24:54,919 He's got his life, I've got my life. 356 00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,962 [ Echoing ] ''My life. My life. '' 357 00:24:58,029 --> 00:25:00,190 Spooky. 358 00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:06,466 - [ Knocking On Door ] - Rise and shine ! 359 00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:10,133 - [ Boys Groaning ] - School's a-waitin'. 360 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,233 What do you say, boys ? 361 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,539 Dad ! 362 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,876 Our first class isn't until noon. 363 00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:21,078 Maybe so, but every day starts with a good breakfast. 364 00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:23,746 Ooh ! Whoa, whoa ! 365 00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:26,586 [ Boys Groaning ] 366 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:36,364 ##Nowhere to run to, baby ## 367 00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:39,096 ##Nowhere to hide ## 368 00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:41,365 ##It's my love I'm runnin'from ## 369 00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:44,374 ##It's a heartbreak I've nowhere to go ## 370 00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:47,206 ## 'Cause I know you're no good for me ## 371 00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:49,473 ## To become part of me ## 372 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:52,448 -##Everywhere I go, every face I see ## - [ Laughing ] 373 00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:55,918 ##Every step I take you take by me,yeah ## 374 00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:59,923 - Look at it go! - No, no, no. 375 00:25:59,991 --> 00:26:01,754 [ Max Groans ] 376 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:04,124 ## Got nowhere to run to, baby ## 377 00:26:04,162 --> 00:26:06,426 Hey ! Huh ? 378 00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:11,598 -##I know you're no good for me ## - Oh, lookie! 379 00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:16,706 -##Nowhere to run, baby ## - [ Bell Ringing ] 380 00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:19,039 ##Nowhere to hide #### 381 00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:21,704 Hey ! Huh, huh ? 382 00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:28,753 - Huh ? - Hiya, Max. 383 00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:37,686 Errr. Goof. 384 00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:42,160 [ Goofy ] So after we compare and contrast the Age of Enlightenment's... 385 00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:45,725 dark period with the Spanish Inquisition's recessionary trends, 386 00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:48,432 we can get a head start on our trigonorm-- 387 00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:50,940 Uh, triggy-- Uh, math. 388 00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:53,977 Then as a treat, I'll get us tickets to the Museum... 389 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:55,979 of Natural Arts and Sciences. 390 00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:59,505 - I hear there's a spectacular leech exhibit. - [ Sighs ] Oh. 391 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,178 But only if we finish all our homework. 392 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,450 [ Yawning ] 393 00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:07,151 Huh ? 394 00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:24,341 Where you goin: son ? 395 00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:28,742 Oh, yeah ! Well, I was just gonna go to-- 396 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:33,546 - You know, go to the-- - I have a temporary, but I never got my permanent. 397 00:27:33,618 --> 00:27:36,553 To take you to sign up for your library card. 398 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:39,556 Dad, all new students need one. 399 00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:51,193 A-Ahem. 400 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:53,965 Good morning, gentlemen. I am the Head Librarian, 401 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:56,599 versed in all aspects of your school's library, 402 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,235 including, but not limited to, fiction, nonfiction, 403 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,209 periodicals, reference and policy. 404 00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:06,306 - How may I help you ? - Hi there, Miss '' Marpole-ee.'' Marpole. Marpole ! 405 00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:09,649 My Dad needs a library card. Could you-- 406 00:28:09,721 --> 00:28:12,519 Oh, it would be my pleasure. 407 00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:15,753 We here at the college library believe that owning a library card... 408 00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:18,057 is a privilege, not a right. 409 00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:20,893 Consequently, we expect students... 410 00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:24,992 to treat the Dewey Decimal System with respect. 411 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:28,506 You'll find these helpful to your library experience. 412 00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:30,905 [ Gasps ] Well, I'll be ! 413 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:34,172 Is that a genuine mood ring you're wearin' ? 414 00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:36,372 Well, oh-- [ Stammering ] 415 00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:39,245 Yes. Well, yes it is. 416 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:43,879 I'm a collector of'7 0s memorabilia and such. Sort of silly, huh ? 417 00:28:43,955 --> 00:28:45,980 What, are you kiddin' ? 418 00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:48,890 This here's a Gilligan's Island fan club seashell. 419 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,428 [ Gasps ] Get out ! 420 00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:54,090 Do you remember the one when the Professor built a noncombustible engine... 421 00:28:54,165 --> 00:28:56,133 out of coconut shells and sand ? 422 00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:58,965 Gawrsh, yeah, little buddy. 423 00:28:59,037 --> 00:29:03,406 - [ Continues Indistinct ] - Come on ! We're supposed to be practicin' for the ''X'' Games. 424 00:29:03,508 --> 00:29:06,204 I love all that '7 0s stuff! 425 00:29:06,277 --> 00:29:10,611 - Come on, we're out of here. - Oh, gosh! Remember the '' Boogie Duck''? 426 00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:13,310 That was my all-time favorite ! 427 00:29:13,384 --> 00:29:15,614 - Quack, quack, quack, quack. - Ooh-ooh. 428 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:18,554 - Quack, quack, quack, quack. - Ooh-ooh. 429 00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:24,061 Here at the college library you'll find a most-- [ Gasps ] 430 00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:26,063 A-A-Ahem ! 431 00:29:26,131 --> 00:29:27,723 Miss Marpole ! 432 00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:29,926 In a library? 433 00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:35,337 Really ! 434 00:29:35,406 --> 00:29:38,898 And now, I actually think that the Psych Department... 435 00:29:39,010 --> 00:29:42,070 will be most refreshing. 436 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,610 Well, uh, I really should be... 437 00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:50,176 getting back to work. 438 00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:53,349 Say, um, Miss Marpole-- 439 00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:56,018 Oh, you can call me Sylvia. 440 00:29:56,094 --> 00:29:59,461 Gawrsh ! Sylvia. Ah-yuck. 441 00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:03,729 I was just a-wonderin' if maybe you'd like to-- 442 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,736 Go out to dinner ? 443 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,671 Well, then maybe afterwards, uh-- 444 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:11,709 - Go dancing ? - Sure ! 445 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:15,507 So, if, uh-- Well, if you're free on-- 446 00:30:15,613 --> 00:30:19,049 Saturday ? Oh, I'd love to. 7:00 ? 447 00:30:19,117 --> 00:30:22,553 All right. Ah-yuck. See ya then. 448 00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:26,249 You know, Goofy, you're pretty groovy. 449 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,860 Aw, shucks ! 450 00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:36,359 She said I'm pretty groovy. 451 00:30:36,434 --> 00:30:38,868 Hey, Maxie ! Guess what ? 452 00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:40,871 Maxie ? 453 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,665 I got a date. 454 00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:47,639 [ Kids Cheering ] 455 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:54,512 - Yeah ! - [ Bobby ] Excellent, bro. 456 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:57,680 - [ Cheering ] - I got a date. 457 00:30:57,755 --> 00:31:00,019 Ah-yuck ! I got a date. 458 00:31:00,091 --> 00:31:02,787 Gotta tell Maxie. There he is. 459 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:07,297 - Maxie ! I got a-- - Huh ? 460 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:10,960 - Whoa ! - Let go, Dad ! 461 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:16,905 Wow ! Waa-hoo-hoo ! Waa-hoo ! 462 00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:25,275 Whoa ! Waa-hoo-hoo ! Waa-hoo ! 463 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:28,114 Hey, that guy is good ! 464 00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:30,279 Isn't that Baby Goof's old man ? 465 00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:42,155 [ Excited Chattering, Cheering ] 466 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:46,192 [ Whistling, Applause ] 467 00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:48,296 - Wowee ! - Gimme that. 468 00:31:48,373 --> 00:31:52,833 That sure was a heap of fun. Now I see why you're so crazy about it. 469 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:57,041 Hey, Maxie, what if I join your team ? 470 00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:59,480 We could practice together, and wear them funny outfits and everything. 471 00:31:59,550 --> 00:32:03,509 - It'd be a lot of fun. - Dad, as fun as that sounds, 472 00:32:03,621 --> 00:32:07,990 there are no openings on my team. 473 00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:10,688 Okay ? 474 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,197 Mr. Goof! 475 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:16,563 Your performance was, without a doubt, 476 00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:20,627 the most breathtaking display of alternative sport inventiveness... 477 00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:23,538 yet to be parallelled by mankind ! 478 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:26,099 Gee ! Ah-yuck. Thanks. 479 00:32:26,177 --> 00:32:28,111 Whatever you said. 480 00:32:28,179 --> 00:32:32,616 The Gammas, the number one team in the history of the College ''X'' Games, 481 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:35,050 have an opening on our team. 482 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,747 And it has got your name on it, buddy ! 483 00:32:37,822 --> 00:32:39,756 Be a winner. Join us. 484 00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:41,724 Hey, welcome to the team. 485 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:44,125 That's real nice of you to ask, 486 00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:47,653 but I'm really only interested in stayin' close to Maxie. 487 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:53,102 Uh, I'm not sure you understand this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 488 00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:56,638 Well, ah-yuck, I'm not sure you understand... 489 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,336 the bond between a father and his son. 490 00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:02,345 Guys, I have a plan. 491 00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:06,315 Well, if you change your mind, here's my card. 492 00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:08,682 Gammas, let's pack it up. 493 00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:10,721 - Gawrsh. - Yeah, get outta here. 494 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,983 Listen, Dad, next to our team... 495 00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:16,493 the Gammas are the team, and they need you more than we do. 496 00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:19,496 Oh, yeah, Mr. Goof. The Gammas are like way hot, man. 497 00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:25,332 Besides, we'll all still be around each other at practices and events all the time. 498 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:27,337 You'll have oodles of fun ! 499 00:33:27,405 --> 00:33:31,341 Well, son, if you say so. 500 00:33:31,409 --> 00:33:33,172 Go for it, Dad. 501 00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:37,714 Hey, uh, Mr. Uppercrust, you can count me in. 502 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:40,012 All right, then. There you go. 503 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:43,349 Gentlemen, please. Gamma Brother Goofy, 504 00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:46,948 let me present you with your Gamma Mu Mu pledge pin. 505 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,516 Gammas, exit. 506 00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:52,891 Gamma Brother Goofy! 507 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:56,297 [ Laughing ] Whoo, yeah ! 508 00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,900 [ Male Singers ] ##It is you ## 509 00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:02,406 ## Oh,yeah ## 510 00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:05,499 ##It is you ## 511 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,670 A crunch to us. [ Laughs ] 512 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:10,612 I can't believe it. It worked. 513 00:34:10,681 --> 00:34:15,175 We unloaded my dad, and now we can focus on winning. 514 00:34:15,286 --> 00:34:17,948 [ Together] Let's do it to it ! 515 00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:23,585 Hey, hi. I know you. 516 00:34:23,661 --> 00:34:25,959 You're that awesome new skateboarder. 517 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:27,964 Save a dance for me ? 518 00:34:28,032 --> 00:34:31,160 [ Gulps ] No problem. 519 00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:36,298 [ Laughing ] You dance ? 520 00:34:36,374 --> 00:34:39,935 - I gotta see this. - Oh, wow ! 521 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:44,514 [ In French Accent ] Me and a little crumpet like yourself... 522 00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:48,177 could make beautiful bongo music together. 523 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:52,348 Whoa ! Easy boy. You're foggin' up my karma. 524 00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:55,290 - Hey, you wanna sit with us ? - Sure. 525 00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:59,887 Your cool balances out his fool. 526 00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:02,455 Okay, whatever. 527 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:05,161 [ Chuckles ] Well. 528 00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:09,572 If it's all the same, I, uh, forgot your name. 529 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:14,134 It is endemic of the current culture that those with large stature... 530 00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:17,112 are overlooked, except by vultures, 531 00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:19,741 with no regard to the depth of their souls, 532 00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:21,819 the height of their passion, 533 00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:26,185 the beauty of their moments. 534 00:35:26,257 --> 00:35:28,487 O wise Buddha Boy, 535 00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:33,622 how could anyone overlook such a bundle of''yes-ness'' ? 536 00:35:33,698 --> 00:35:35,859 Let's dance. 537 00:35:37,435 --> 00:35:41,963 Ha ! Guess the Bob-boy's lost his touch. 538 00:35:45,943 --> 00:35:48,207 [ Knocking ] 539 00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:54,746 [ Whispering ] 540 00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:11,959 ####[ Disco ] 541 00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:15,870 [ Patrons Chattering ] 542 00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:23,809 Hey, what's goin' on ? 543 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:27,282 [ Female Singer ] ##Shake it, shake it Shake your groove thing ## 544 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:30,650 ##Shake your groove thing Yeah,yeah ## 545 00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:33,588 ##Show 'em how we do it now ## 546 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:37,253 ##Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing,yeah,yeah ## 547 00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:41,355 ##Show 'em how we do it now Show 'em how we do it now ## 548 00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:44,697 ##Let's show the world we can dance ## 549 00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:49,263 ##Bad enough to strut my stuff ## 550 00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:52,207 ## The music gives us a chance ## 551 00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:56,508 ## We do more out on the floor ## 552 00:36:56,614 --> 00:37:00,050 ## Groovin'loose or heart-to-heart ## 553 00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:02,619 ## We put in motion every single part ## 554 00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:07,090 If the Gammas don't keep my dad out of our hair, his new girlfriend will. 555 00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:09,251 [ Howling ] Boogie ! 556 00:37:11,128 --> 00:37:16,031 ##Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing,yeah,yeah ## 557 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,295 ##Show 'em how we do it now ## 558 00:37:18,369 --> 00:37:22,703 ##Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing,yeah,yeah ## 559 00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:27,870 ##Show 'em how we do it now Shake your groove thing ## 560 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:31,938 Oh, you're swingin' with some pretty cool canines there, Papa-dog. 561 00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:35,541 You are queen of the scene, my little java bean. 562 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:37,587 ## Yeah,yeah ## 563 00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:40,488 ##Show 'em how we do it now ## 564 00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:43,322 ## There's nothing more that I'd like to do ## 565 00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:46,625 ## Than take the floor and dance with you ## 566 00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:49,427 ##Keep dancing ## 567 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:54,904 ##Let's keep dancing #### 568 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,814 [ Female And Male Singers ] ## You've got a cute way of talking ## 569 00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:17,486 ## You've got the better of me ## 570 00:38:17,561 --> 00:38:21,588 ##.Just snap your fingers and I'm walking ## 571 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:27,798 ##Like the dog hanging on a leash ## 572 00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:29,931 ##I'm in the spin you know ## 573 00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:33,272 ##Shaking on a string you know ## 574 00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:37,313 -## You make me feel like dancing ## -## Gonna dance the night away ## 575 00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:39,781 ## You make me feel like dancing ## 576 00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:41,784 ## Gonna dance the night away ## 577 00:38:41,852 --> 00:38:45,811 ## You make me feel like dancing ## 578 00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:49,826 ##I feel like dancing, dancing Dance the night away ## 579 00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:52,829 ##I feel like dancing Dancing ## 580 00:38:52,897 --> 00:38:55,695 ##Ah ## 581 00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:58,894 ##Ditty-ditty dit, dit, de-dit #### 582 00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:01,597 Oh, Goofy, 583 00:39:01,706 --> 00:39:05,301 this is the best night of my life. 584 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:08,176 Mine too ! 585 00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:13,039 Oh, Sylvia ! 586 00:39:15,252 --> 00:39:17,117 Ohhh-aah ! 587 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:20,316 [ Sylvia Screaming ] 588 00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:27,461 [ Sniffing ] Oh ! 589 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,362 [ Kissing Sounds ] 590 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:31,162 Ohh ! 591 00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:41,544 Ohh ! [ Gasps ] 592 00:39:47,952 --> 00:39:50,386 Hey ! What-- 593 00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:08,034 [ Sniffs ] 594 00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:10,198 [ Gasps, Screams ] 595 00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:13,577 [ Stammering ] 596 00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:16,407 Aah. 597 00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:26,614 I'll see you at the qualifying rounds, freshmen ! 598 00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:31,423 And after, when you'll be bringing me my towel, boy ! 599 00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:48,601 Ahh, this is everything I dreamed it would be ! 600 00:40:50,748 --> 00:40:54,684 This place puts the ''rage'' in outrageous ! 601 00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:57,844 No kiddin' ! It buries what we're used to. 602 00:40:57,955 --> 00:41:02,358 All right,just remember. There's nothing here that we can't handle. 603 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:05,725 Oh! I seriously doubt that. 604 00:41:05,763 --> 00:41:08,254 We're gonna eat you alive, freshmen ! 605 00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:11,927 Oh, Brad, we're quaking on our boards. 606 00:41:12,002 --> 00:41:16,371 [ Sportscaster Over P.A.] Attention, would Gamma Team One and Team 99... 607 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:20,069 report to the street competition platform ? 608 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:23,238 Hey, guys, that's us. Let's do it to it. 609 00:41:23,347 --> 00:41:26,839 - Good luck, son ! - Yeah, you too, Dad. 610 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:30,182 Hey-ho and whaddya you know ? 611 00:41:30,254 --> 00:41:33,883 Welcome to the Sixth Annual College ''X'' Games. 612 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,892 [ Crowd Cheering ] 613 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,053 [ Sportscaster ] The contestants are gonna spin, 614 00:41:38,128 --> 00:41:41,825 twist, lunge and plunge like there's no tomorrow. 615 00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:47,565 Today's qualifying rounds will determine who will compete in the semifinals ! 616 00:41:47,638 --> 00:41:50,163 And now, let's see what's happening at our first venue, 617 00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:52,300 the skateboarders' street competition, 618 00:41:52,376 --> 00:41:56,176 from our man on the street, Ken Clark! 619 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,909 - Welcome, one and all. Today-- - Thank you, Ken ! 620 00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:03,180 [ Sportscaster ] Word on the street is that there's a new kid in town... 621 00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:06,415 who poses a threat to Bradley Uppercrust the Third. 622 00:42:06,457 --> 00:42:11,394 - That's right, Chuck. And his name is-- - Max Goof! 623 00:42:11,462 --> 00:42:15,558 [ Chanting ] Max ! Max ! Max ! 624 00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:18,568 Hey, Tank ! 625 00:42:18,636 --> 00:42:20,570 [ Whispering ] 626 00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:23,869 This is it, man. Your competition. 627 00:42:23,941 --> 00:42:27,672 This is the big one, bro. Stay focused. 628 00:42:29,647 --> 00:42:32,138 Just like we always do ! 629 00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:35,743 It's a little insurance, baby, with no deductible. 630 00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:39,311 Crazy idea. You do the honors, Brother Goof. 631 00:42:39,423 --> 00:42:43,382 Me ? Gawrsh ! Well... sure ! 632 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:46,361 [ Chuck ] Well, well, what do we have here ? 633 00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:50,230 Looks like there's been a last minute substitution. 634 00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:53,896 That's right, Chuck. Skateboarding for the Gammas is-- 635 00:42:53,971 --> 00:42:57,134 [ Chuck ] Max Goof's father, Goofy! 636 00:42:57,207 --> 00:42:59,641 It's patriarch and son pitted against each other... 637 00:42:59,710 --> 00:43:01,837 in a battle of skill and dexterity. 638 00:43:05,616 --> 00:43:08,949 [ Chuckling ] This is gonna be good. 639 00:43:10,354 --> 00:43:13,721 - Whoo-ha-ha ! - Adios, compadre. 640 00:43:16,794 --> 00:43:20,127 [ Chuck ] Not bad. Looping out with a devil flip to a head butt. 641 00:43:20,197 --> 00:43:23,064 - [ Gasping ] - [ Chuck ] He's up and ready to rip! 642 00:43:23,133 --> 00:43:26,466 Looks like Brother Goof needs a boost. 643 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:32,739 [ Chuck ] And a huge triple flip on the quarter pipe. 644 00:43:33,844 --> 00:43:37,211 Fifty-fifty slide uphill to a flip. 645 00:43:38,482 --> 00:43:40,916 Wow-hoo ! 646 00:43:40,985 --> 00:43:45,251 [ Chuck ] What a lip slide to a hand-plant! Whoa nelly! 647 00:43:45,322 --> 00:43:50,316 Skating with the speed of a cheetah, that is gonna be time for Goofy. 648 00:43:50,394 --> 00:43:52,362 Oh, what a show! 649 00:43:52,429 --> 00:43:55,694 That's right, Chuck. Looks like the new kid in town is no match... 650 00:43:55,766 --> 00:43:58,291 for the unbeatable Gammas and their newest member-- 651 00:43:58,369 --> 00:44:00,234 Goofy ! 652 00:44:00,337 --> 00:44:02,737 Let's see what the judges have to say. 653 00:44:04,408 --> 00:44:07,434 Perfect tens across the board! 654 00:44:07,511 --> 00:44:10,309 Except for the German judge. Nine on that one. 655 00:44:10,414 --> 00:44:14,316 Wow ! Blown away by his own dad. 656 00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:18,321 Hey, quiet ! I'm trying to concentrate here. 657 00:44:18,422 --> 00:44:21,482 [ Chuck ] It's Max's time to skate. 658 00:44:21,558 --> 00:44:24,049 And... here he goes! 659 00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:29,122 Ooh! Starts out big with a half cam across the box jump. 660 00:44:31,602 --> 00:44:33,695 Ooh ! Ahh ! 661 00:44:33,771 --> 00:44:36,035 Losing his balance to a knee slide. 662 00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:40,042 That is going to hurt his score unless he does something big! 663 00:44:41,945 --> 00:44:43,412 Okay, comin' to the quarter pipe. 664 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:48,110 Tail-grabs to a lip slide on the rail to-- 665 00:44:48,218 --> 00:44:50,277 - [ Crowd Gasps ] - Oh, that has got to hurt. 666 00:44:50,387 --> 00:44:52,355 Come on, Max, get up ! 667 00:44:54,491 --> 00:44:56,550 [ Chuck ] He's okay! 668 00:44:56,627 --> 00:44:59,323 Let's see if he can end strong. 669 00:44:59,396 --> 00:45:01,796 Quick flip into a one-handed stall. 670 00:45:01,899 --> 00:45:06,563 This is a new one. I have never seen this move, folks! 671 00:45:09,006 --> 00:45:12,840 It's back down into the transition. Sit 360. 672 00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:16,175 And... time! 673 00:45:17,614 --> 00:45:19,844 Wowee! 674 00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:21,941 With barely above a six-point average, 675 00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:24,612 Team 99 just makes it to the semifinals... 676 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:27,520 by the skin of their teeth! 677 00:45:27,591 --> 00:45:30,788 Relax ! It's okay, man. We're in ! 678 00:45:30,861 --> 00:45:34,490 - Get real ! - [ Crowd Chanting ] Goofy! Goofy! 679 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:37,728 Witness, gentlemen, victory is ours. 680 00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:40,964 And most importantly, we taught our little freshmen foes... 681 00:45:41,038 --> 00:45:43,905 not to mess with the Gammas. 682 00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:48,070 - Goofy ! Goofy ! - Maxie ! 683 00:45:48,145 --> 00:45:52,138 - Goofy ! Goofy ! - [ Goofy ] Hey, Maxie ? 684 00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:54,581 [ School Bell Rings ] 685 00:45:54,651 --> 00:45:58,587 Maxie ! I've been lookin' all over for you, son. 686 00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:01,920 Where you been ? I can't tell you how sorry I am. 687 00:46:02,025 --> 00:46:06,121 Save your breath ! You may have won this time, but, Dad-- 688 00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:09,655 Oh ! This campus just isn't big enough for the both of us. 689 00:46:09,733 --> 00:46:12,964 I didn't mean for it to turn out this way. 690 00:46:13,036 --> 00:46:15,664 I was just tryin' to get closer to ya. 691 00:46:15,739 --> 00:46:19,607 Don't you get it ? I'm trying to get away from you ! 692 00:46:19,676 --> 00:46:23,908 I'm not a little kid anymore ! Now just leave me alone and get your own life ! 693 00:46:26,283 --> 00:46:28,217 [ Sighs ] 694 00:46:28,418 --> 00:46:30,613 Good morning, people. 695 00:46:30,687 --> 00:46:35,886 It would appear that it is time to start. You may open-- 696 00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:40,293 Oh, Mr. Goof. 697 00:46:40,364 --> 00:46:44,698 - Nice of you to join us today. - Huh ? 698 00:46:44,768 --> 00:46:48,135 Oh, yeah. Right. 699 00:46:48,205 --> 00:46:51,140 [ Professor ] You may open your envelopes and begin. 700 00:47:00,784 --> 00:47:05,221 Let's not have any wandering eyes. 701 00:47:26,743 --> 00:47:29,906 [ Chorus ] ##Hello, world There's a song that we're singing ## 702 00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:35,041 ## Come on, get happy ## 703 00:47:35,152 --> 00:47:39,350 ##A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'## 704 00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:42,290 ## We'll make you happy ## 705 00:47:43,827 --> 00:47:47,194 ## We had a dream We go traveling together ## 706 00:47:47,264 --> 00:47:50,358 ## We'll spread a little lovin' And we'll keep movin'on ## 707 00:47:50,434 --> 00:47:54,302 ##Something always happens whenever we're together ## 708 00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:57,397 ## We get a happy feeling when we're singing a song ## 709 00:47:57,474 --> 00:48:01,171 ## Traveling along there's a song that we're singing ## 710 00:48:01,278 --> 00:48:03,337 ## Come on, get happy ## 711 00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:09,615 ##A whole lot of loving is what we'll be bringing ## 712 00:48:09,686 --> 00:48:12,849 ## We'll make you happy ## 713 00:48:12,923 --> 00:48:18,190 ## We'll make you happy We'll make you happy #### 714 00:48:18,262 --> 00:48:20,787 [ Growls ] 715 00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:25,796 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo ! 716 00:48:28,839 --> 00:48:31,967 You're fired ! 717 00:48:32,042 --> 00:48:34,033 [ Horn Honking ] 718 00:48:34,111 --> 00:48:36,579 I notice you don't have a college degree. 719 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:41,208 Come on, son. I can't miss you if you won't leave. 720 00:48:42,686 --> 00:48:44,711 Whoa ! 721 00:48:50,193 --> 00:48:53,959 - [ Groaning ] - [ Max's Voice ] Get your own life! 722 00:48:54,131 --> 00:48:55,189 Huh ? 723 00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:57,529 - Get your own life! - Huh ? 724 00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:00,536 Leave me alone and get your own life! 725 00:49:02,873 --> 00:49:07,640 - [ Crying ] - [ Professor ] Pencils down. 726 00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:11,203 I said, pencils down. 727 00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:14,708 Wait a minute. I'm not finished ! 728 00:49:14,818 --> 00:49:19,016 It's over, Mr. Goof. 729 00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:30,361 [ Crickets Chirping ] 730 00:49:33,837 --> 00:49:37,102 [ Sighs ] 731 00:49:46,183 --> 00:49:49,380 - ## [ Humming ] - Oh, Pete ! 732 00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:52,478 What am I gonna do now ? 733 00:49:52,589 --> 00:49:54,989 Oh, look, Goof, it's no big deal. 734 00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:59,358 All that book learning doesn't prepare you for doodly-squat. 735 00:49:59,429 --> 00:50:01,863 It's useless in the real world. 736 00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:04,059 Ha ! All them square roots, 737 00:50:04,134 --> 00:50:07,968 and circumnavigating and circumference and... bah ! 738 00:50:08,038 --> 00:50:10,529 It's all ''garbology.'' Lookie here. 739 00:50:10,607 --> 00:50:15,203 If you know that four quarters adds up to a simoleon, you'll survive. 740 00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:19,476 Anyone who tells you anything different... 741 00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:21,551 is priming your pump. 742 00:50:21,651 --> 00:50:25,587 [ Pete Laughs ] Take it from me, pal. 743 00:50:25,655 --> 00:50:28,920 [ Goofy's Voice ] If you want that diploma, 744 00:50:28,992 --> 00:50:31,426 you gotta fix both eyes on it... 745 00:50:31,495 --> 00:50:33,861 like it was this here horseshoe stake. 746 00:50:41,605 --> 00:50:45,371 That's it ! I lost my focus ! 747 00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:48,104 I gotta get back there and straighten things out. 748 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,710 Focus ! 749 00:50:53,817 --> 00:50:57,253 [ Car Drives Away ] 750 00:50:57,354 --> 00:51:00,187 Did I miss something ? 751 00:51:00,424 --> 00:51:02,790 [ Clock Chiming ] 752 00:51:07,664 --> 00:51:10,531 Hey, I know you ! Aren't you-- 753 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:11,931 Yeah. Max. 754 00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:15,870 Goofy's son ! Ahh ! He is rad ! 755 00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:17,930 [ Sighs ] 756 00:51:19,876 --> 00:51:22,367 [ Thunderclaps ] 757 00:51:43,233 --> 00:51:45,258 Hmm ? 758 00:51:45,335 --> 00:51:49,795 Do you ever wonder why we're always like... wearin' gloves ? 759 00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:57,178 Grande cappuccino. Make it a double. 760 00:51:57,247 --> 00:51:58,908 Hey, Max ! 761 00:51:59,015 --> 00:52:02,007 - [ Waitress ] Grande cap, double it. - Be here now, bro ! 762 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:05,088 We thrive on the singularity of the you that is one... 763 00:52:05,155 --> 00:52:07,248 with your selfness. 764 00:52:07,324 --> 00:52:09,417 That's just the new P.J. ''speak'' for... 765 00:52:09,493 --> 00:52:12,428 ''Where you been, buddy ?'' 766 00:52:14,998 --> 00:52:18,957 I've decided this school's only big enough for one Goof. 767 00:52:19,035 --> 00:52:21,162 I'm transferring outta here. 768 00:52:21,238 --> 00:52:25,106 - Excusez-moi moi? - Wait a minute ! 769 00:52:25,175 --> 00:52:28,770 Hold it, Max ! That means you can't be on the ''X'' Games team. 770 00:52:28,845 --> 00:52:33,179 Exactly. You don't want me on the team, anyway. I lost in my best event ! 771 00:52:33,283 --> 00:52:38,220 Ah, c'mon ! Hey, Maxman ! That was a one-time freak-fest. 772 00:52:38,288 --> 00:52:40,984 You can beat any of those losers any day. 773 00:52:41,057 --> 00:52:44,618 I've already decided. I'm outta here. 774 00:52:45,862 --> 00:52:51,129 Max, Max, Max. Admit defeat, 775 00:52:51,201 --> 00:52:56,639 and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man. 776 00:52:56,706 --> 00:52:59,834 If I can't even beat my father, 777 00:52:59,910 --> 00:53:03,402 who is probably the most athletically-challenged man in the universe, 778 00:53:03,513 --> 00:53:05,777 how can you expect me to beat the other competitors ? 779 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:08,784 We're starting in last place because of me ! 780 00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:11,480 That never stopped us before ! 781 00:53:11,588 --> 00:53:16,685 You wanna give that Gamma geek Bradley the satisfaction of knowing he forced us out ? 782 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,694 Well... no. 783 00:53:18,762 --> 00:53:24,132 You wanna let the crowd who once cheered for you cheer for someone else ? 784 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:29,366 - Especially when that someone else is your old man ? - No ! 785 00:53:29,439 --> 00:53:34,206 Are you gonna be someone else's towel boy ? 786 00:53:34,277 --> 00:53:36,006 No ! 787 00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:38,309 - Together we can do it ! - You're right ! 788 00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:42,249 We can still beat 'em ! Let's whip those Gammas ! 789 00:53:42,319 --> 00:53:46,756 Whoo-hoo-hoo ! Mission: Possible ! 790 00:53:46,823 --> 00:53:50,259 [ Together] Let's do it to it ! 791 00:53:50,327 --> 00:53:53,353 [ Shouting ] 792 00:53:54,598 --> 00:53:57,931 Boys... will be boys. 793 00:53:59,936 --> 00:54:02,962 [ Sylvia ] Hmm. Stands me up. 794 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:07,237 Doesn't call me, doesn't apologize, doesn't write to me. 795 00:54:07,277 --> 00:54:11,714 He could send me a little note, something. Hmph. 796 00:54:11,781 --> 00:54:14,978 - Sylvia, I-- Oh, if you'd let me, I-- - Shh. 797 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:18,714 No talking in the library. 798 00:54:18,822 --> 00:54:21,723 Oh, gawrsh, Sylvia. 799 00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:23,952 I really care about ya. 800 00:54:24,027 --> 00:54:27,519 Well, gee ! If a certain someone truly cared about another someone, 801 00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:31,055 you would think that the certain someone would show up for a certain special dinner, 802 00:54:31,134 --> 00:54:34,194 or at least apologize for not showing up, 803 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:37,434 or even call or something ! 804 00:54:38,842 --> 00:54:42,869 Ohh ! You're right. I'm so sorry. 805 00:54:42,946 --> 00:54:45,642 I let my head get so filled up with fiddle-faddle, 806 00:54:45,749 --> 00:54:50,015 that I plumb lost track of everything that's important to me. 807 00:54:50,086 --> 00:54:52,884 - Counting you! - Oh ! 808 00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:54,924 Can you ever forgive me ? 809 00:54:58,161 --> 00:55:02,427 Oh, how can I not forgive you ? 810 00:55:02,532 --> 00:55:08,767 Oh, Sylvia, I gotta get my grades up, and quit those dumb ol' Gammas. 811 00:55:08,805 --> 00:55:10,932 - And most important-- - Shh. 812 00:55:11,007 --> 00:55:14,875 [ Whispering ] And most important, get my son back. 813 00:55:14,944 --> 00:55:16,878 Well, what are we waiting for ? 814 00:55:16,946 --> 00:55:22,043 - I've got a yearnin' for some learnin'. Ah-yuck ! - Ah-yuck ! 815 00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:27,957 Huh ? 816 00:55:34,731 --> 00:55:37,325 [ Goofy ] Sylvia ? 817 00:55:46,810 --> 00:55:50,541 ## Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ## 818 00:56:01,391 --> 00:56:03,985 Come on, you can do it. 819 00:56:04,060 --> 00:56:07,154 - [ Female Singer ] ##I don't wanna lose this good thing ## - Go, go ! 820 00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:09,528 ## You're everything I've got ## 821 00:56:09,599 --> 00:56:13,729 ##If I do I would surely ## 822 00:56:13,803 --> 00:56:16,294 ##Surely lose a lot ## 823 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:20,605 ## 'Cause your love is better ## 824 00:56:20,677 --> 00:56:23,077 ## Than any other I know ## 825 00:56:23,146 --> 00:56:27,412 ##It's like thunder Lightning ## 826 00:56:27,517 --> 00:56:29,644 -## The way you love me is frightening ## - Let's do it ! 827 00:56:29,753 --> 00:56:33,189 ## You better knock on wood ## 828 00:56:33,256 --> 00:56:35,884 ##Baby ## 829 00:56:35,959 --> 00:56:38,393 ## Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ## 830 00:56:38,461 --> 00:56:41,988 ## You better knock on wood #### 831 00:56:44,267 --> 00:56:46,963 Oh ! Oh, you did it ! 832 00:56:47,036 --> 00:56:49,266 You did it ! Look ! All A's. 833 00:56:49,339 --> 00:56:51,569 - [ Sylvia Laughing ] - Whoa ? 834 00:56:51,641 --> 00:56:55,202 Oh, I am just so proud of you, Goofy. 835 00:56:55,278 --> 00:56:57,712 Let's go celebrate. 836 00:56:57,781 --> 00:57:00,773 Oh, you know I'd love to, 837 00:57:00,884 --> 00:57:04,479 but I got a few more things to take care of. 838 00:57:04,721 --> 00:57:06,882 [ Dog Barking ] 839 00:57:07,056 --> 00:57:10,992 So, you see, I have to quit the team. 840 00:57:11,895 --> 00:57:14,227 - Excuse me ? - You what ? 841 00:57:14,297 --> 00:57:16,561 - No way ! - What is he talking about, huh ? 842 00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:18,931 Just what makes you think you can change your mind... 843 00:57:19,002 --> 00:57:21,470 on the last day of the competition ? 844 00:57:21,538 --> 00:57:24,336 Should I knock some sense into his big melon ? 845 00:57:24,407 --> 00:57:28,400 Whoa, whoa. Down, Tank. Easy, boy. 846 00:57:28,478 --> 00:57:31,413 If you're thinking you're quitting the Gammas to join that freshman geek son of yours, 847 00:57:31,481 --> 00:57:34,245 you've got another thing comin'. 848 00:57:34,317 --> 00:57:38,981 Bull's-eye, baby. Dog-boy's in trouble, and Daddy's gonna bail him out. 849 00:57:40,957 --> 00:57:43,926 No, sirree, sir ! 850 00:57:44,027 --> 00:57:46,120 Ah ! Got my bunion ! 851 00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,664 I'm not gonna be on anyone's team. 852 00:57:48,731 --> 00:57:51,791 Smart man. But you forgot one thing. 853 00:57:51,868 --> 00:57:56,805 Nobody-- I repeat-- Nobody quits the Gammas ! 854 00:57:58,641 --> 00:58:03,101 If you were such darn winners before, you'll be just fine without me. 855 00:58:03,213 --> 00:58:07,240 - I'm leavin' the Gammas, and that's that. - You're not leaving the Gammas. 856 00:58:07,283 --> 00:58:09,945 Wow-ow ! 857 00:58:10,053 --> 00:58:13,113 - The Gammas are leaving you ! - Sayonara. 858 00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:16,124 - Yeah! Hasta la vista, baby! - [ Door Slams Shut ] 859 00:58:16,192 --> 00:58:20,094 Gee ! I think they're a little sore at me. Whoops ! 860 00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:22,097 Better return my Gamma pin. 861 00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:25,828 [ Bradley ] We'll win how we always win. And how's that, Gammas ? 862 00:58:25,902 --> 00:58:27,995 - Skill? - Good looks ? 863 00:58:28,071 --> 00:58:32,440 No,you dense dopes! We'll cheat! 864 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,170 [ Chanting ] Cheat ! Cheat ! 865 00:58:34,244 --> 00:58:37,680 Just like we did last time, sweetheart. 866 00:58:37,747 --> 00:58:40,477 That was a great cheat. 867 00:58:40,550 --> 00:58:42,950 But now I have a better plan. 868 00:58:43,052 --> 00:58:46,021 I gotta warn Maxie ! 869 00:58:47,724 --> 00:58:49,658 This is it, guys. 870 00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:52,695 - Championship time. - [ Door Opens ] 871 00:58:54,130 --> 00:58:56,724 Oh, hiya, fellers. 872 00:58:56,799 --> 00:59:00,496 Oh, heh-heh, hi, Mr. Goof. 873 00:59:00,603 --> 00:59:03,970 Gee, Max, I know you're still sore at me, 874 00:59:04,007 --> 00:59:06,168 but I came to warn you... 875 00:59:06,242 --> 00:59:09,769 - that the Gammas have been cheatin' all along. - Oh, yeah ! 876 00:59:09,846 --> 00:59:11,814 Did Bradley tell you to say that ? 877 00:59:11,881 --> 00:59:15,339 Stop wasting my time, Dad. I gotta stay focused. 878 00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:22,552 Ooh, good luck, son. 879 00:59:25,595 --> 00:59:29,861 [ Chuck ] Ohh, ladies and gentlemen! 880 00:59:29,933 --> 00:59:34,393 Put on your seat belts and hold on to your hats. Oh, my ! 881 00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:37,735 It's time for the high-flying, gravity-defying, 882 00:59:37,807 --> 00:59:40,469 no-time-for-crying... 883 00:59:40,543 --> 00:59:43,376 College ''X''Games! 884 00:59:43,446 --> 00:59:48,713 Let's get vertical ! 885 00:59:48,785 --> 00:59:50,753 All righty now. 886 00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:54,381 We'll begin with the eight qualifying teams in a semifinal round... 887 00:59:54,490 --> 00:59:57,357 until we're down to the two best teams. 888 00:59:57,427 --> 00:59:59,395 Then they'll be fightin' for first place... 889 00:59:59,462 --> 01:00:03,228 and the College ''X'' Games championship ! 890 01:00:03,299 --> 01:00:07,599 That's right, Chuck. In the semifinals we'll see rock climbing, 891 01:00:07,670 --> 01:00:10,571 luge runs, and much more ! 892 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,165 Won't... that be fun ! 893 01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:16,268 The leading team to beat, as always, 894 01:00:16,346 --> 01:00:18,280 is the Gammas! 895 01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:21,909 Their three competitors are: Bradley Uppercrust the Third, 896 01:00:22,018 --> 01:00:25,476 Tank and Slouch! 897 01:00:25,588 --> 01:00:27,715 - What happened to Goofy ? - We want Goofy ! 898 01:00:27,824 --> 01:00:32,693 What do you know, Chuck ! Looks like Goofy's a no-show. 899 01:00:32,762 --> 01:00:34,957 What happened to Goof, man ? 900 01:00:35,031 --> 01:00:37,022 [ Crowd Booing ] 901 01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:39,694 Hey, Brad, what'd you do with my dad ? 902 01:00:39,769 --> 01:00:43,705 He didn't make the cut. He was never Gamma material. 903 01:00:46,442 --> 01:00:49,343 Let's go down to the semifinal round... 904 01:00:49,412 --> 01:00:51,812 which begins with the rock climb. 905 01:00:56,986 --> 01:00:59,716 What the-- 906 01:01:15,738 --> 01:01:17,330 - Yeah ! Yeah ! - [ Crowd Cheering ] 907 01:01:17,407 --> 01:01:20,001 Whoo-whoo ! Yes ! 908 01:01:29,752 --> 01:01:31,652 Huh ? 909 01:01:31,721 --> 01:01:34,519 - [ Groans ] - Whoa ! 910 01:01:47,970 --> 01:01:49,562 Yea ! 911 01:02:02,618 --> 01:02:06,748 The semifinals have resulted in just Team One and Team 99... 912 01:02:06,856 --> 01:02:09,518 going head-to-head in the finals. 913 01:02:09,592 --> 01:02:13,653 [ Chuck ] The grueling competition has really taken its toll... 914 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,391 on the athletes this afternoon. 915 01:02:15,665 --> 01:02:20,932 Let's strap in for our final and deciding event: the ''X'' Games triathlon. 916 01:02:21,003 --> 01:02:26,441 Yes, we're seconds away from what promises to be an exciting finale... 917 01:02:26,509 --> 01:02:30,946 between these two fierce competitors. 918 01:02:31,013 --> 01:02:32,708 Take your positions. 919 01:02:32,782 --> 01:02:37,116 On your mark, get set-- 920 01:02:40,323 --> 01:02:43,258 [ Blows Whistle ] False start ! False start ! 921 01:02:43,326 --> 01:02:45,294 Both teams back on the line. Get back here. 922 01:02:45,361 --> 01:02:48,922 Hold on ! Bradley just blasted our third guy into the next state. 923 01:02:48,998 --> 01:02:52,331 That is absurd ! I did nothing of the sort ! 924 01:02:52,401 --> 01:02:54,835 That's what my dad has been trying to tell me. 925 01:02:54,904 --> 01:02:57,429 Can we get on with the race, please ? 926 01:02:57,507 --> 01:03:00,135 Wait a minute. Uh, one, two. 927 01:03:00,243 --> 01:03:03,406 You don't seem to have enough team members now. 928 01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:06,074 - Do you ? - Rules are rules. 929 01:03:06,149 --> 01:03:09,880 You have to field a full team, or you forfeit to the Gammas. 930 01:03:09,986 --> 01:03:13,183 That's unfair ! We don't know anyone else. 931 01:03:13,289 --> 01:03:15,780 Oh, seems we have a little delay here, folks. 932 01:03:15,892 --> 01:03:21,387 Team 99's short a man and will be disqualified if one is not found... 933 01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:24,865 in just one and one half minutes. 934 01:03:24,934 --> 01:03:28,335 Dad, it's me, Max. If you're out there-- 935 01:03:28,404 --> 01:03:31,339 Oh, my gosh. Maxie's in trouble ! 936 01:03:31,407 --> 01:03:37,004 Dad, relax, I'm not in trouble. It's just the team needs you. I need you. 937 01:03:37,079 --> 01:03:39,843 You hear that ? I gotta go help him ! 938 01:03:39,916 --> 01:03:42,350 Good thing I always carry my lucky horseshoe. 939 01:03:42,451 --> 01:03:44,681 I'm a-comin', Maxie ! 940 01:03:46,455 --> 01:03:50,084 Whoo-hoo-hoo ! Whoa ! Aaah ! 941 01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:53,754 Well, I wouldn't blame him if he didn't come. 942 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:56,355 That's it ! They're disqualified. 943 01:03:56,432 --> 01:04:00,801 Nope, nope, nope. Not yet. There's still five more seconds. 944 01:04:00,903 --> 01:04:03,337 Four, three, 945 01:04:03,372 --> 01:04:05,203 two-- 946 01:04:05,274 --> 01:04:08,766 - Ah-yuck ! - [ Cheering ] 947 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:11,279 Come on, no fair ! He's too late ! 948 01:04:11,347 --> 01:04:13,872 Not by my watch. 949 01:04:13,950 --> 01:04:17,010 Son, about the last couple of weeks-- 950 01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:20,987 Dad, what do ya say we take care of this race first ? 951 01:04:21,057 --> 01:04:23,025 You got it ! 952 01:04:23,092 --> 01:04:26,425 Take your positions. 953 01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:29,123 On your mark ! 954 01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:32,031 Get set ! [ Starting Pistol Fires ] 955 01:04:34,837 --> 01:04:37,772 [ Chuck ] Gammas lead as they head out of the stadium. 956 01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:45,206 - Operation Grandma up ahead. - Goody, goody. 957 01:04:48,951 --> 01:04:52,910 Uh-oh ! There's pedestrians on the course ! 958 01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:00,520 Gawrsh ! Sorry, ma'am. 959 01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:06,091 [ Chuckles ] Wink-wink. 960 01:05:09,939 --> 01:05:12,601 Operation Hay Bale. 961 01:05:12,675 --> 01:05:14,666 Isn't that Mickey Mouse over there ? 962 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:17,872 - Mickey Mouse ? Where ? - He's over there. 963 01:05:17,947 --> 01:05:21,212 [ Chuck ] Team 99 cruising along. 964 01:05:23,185 --> 01:05:25,813 Holy moly! What is this ? 965 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:28,550 Looks like a little street-skating detour. 966 01:05:30,993 --> 01:05:35,020 Side by side, sole grinds all the way down the ledge. 967 01:05:36,098 --> 01:05:40,159 And Team 99 has regained the lead! 968 01:05:45,074 --> 01:05:47,770 The whip, Tank ! 969 01:05:49,512 --> 01:05:52,003 Seven-ten split, gutter boy ! 970 01:05:52,081 --> 01:05:56,017 [ Chuck ] Team Gamma blows right by the freshmen. 971 01:05:56,085 --> 01:05:58,485 The racers are approaching the start of the bicycle leg. 972 01:05:58,587 --> 01:06:01,556 Gamma still holding its lead. 973 01:06:11,033 --> 01:06:14,992 Off with the skates, and on to the bikes! 974 01:06:24,180 --> 01:06:27,274 And both teams are blasting through the rhythm section... 975 01:06:27,350 --> 01:06:30,285 with a whole lot of style. 976 01:06:30,353 --> 01:06:33,811 The freshmen are right on Team Gamma's tail. 977 01:06:40,096 --> 01:06:43,395 Oh, look out! Bobby seems to have sailed off the course. 978 01:06:43,466 --> 01:06:45,400 What a bummer for Bobby. 979 01:06:49,372 --> 01:06:51,499 Bobby, you all right ? 980 01:06:51,574 --> 01:06:53,508 Keep goin', Max ! 981 01:07:01,584 --> 01:07:05,452 [ Chuck ] It is really heating up now, folks, 982 01:07:05,554 --> 01:07:08,114 as both teams are approaching the huge quarter pipe... 983 01:07:08,224 --> 01:07:10,784 to start the final leg of the event. 984 01:07:14,263 --> 01:07:16,993 Right away, Team Gamma starts working the course... 985 01:07:17,066 --> 01:07:19,864 with Team 99 nippin' at their heals! 986 01:07:19,935 --> 01:07:24,372 - They're moving off the ramp, and-- - And onto the Zipper. 987 01:07:26,275 --> 01:07:28,539 Huh ? 988 01:07:28,611 --> 01:07:31,671 Whoa-whoa ! Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo ! 989 01:07:39,488 --> 01:07:41,456 [ Groans, Gasps ] 990 01:07:41,524 --> 01:07:43,685 [ Bradley ] Tank, take him out! 991 01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:46,762 I will not be ignored. 992 01:07:46,862 --> 01:07:50,457 Nobody finishes this race but me ! 993 01:07:50,533 --> 01:07:52,467 [ Gasps ] Maxie ! 994 01:07:56,472 --> 01:08:00,238 It's about stayin' focused on your goal ! 995 01:08:07,149 --> 01:08:09,743 What the-- Ohhh ! 996 01:08:11,687 --> 01:08:15,623 [ Chuck ] Oh, say it ain't so! 997 01:08:17,026 --> 01:08:22,464 No ! I'm a-comin', Maxie ! 998 01:08:24,366 --> 01:08:28,632 It's lookin' bad and it's not gonna get prettier, folks. 999 01:08:28,704 --> 01:08:31,730 [ Tank Coughing ] 1000 01:08:31,807 --> 01:08:35,800 Help! Bradley! 1001 01:08:35,878 --> 01:08:40,645 Gammas, help me! [ Coughing ] Anyone! 1002 01:08:40,716 --> 01:08:44,618 9 1 1, baby! 1003 01:08:44,687 --> 01:08:47,383 [ Coughing ] Tank, talk to me, man. 1004 01:08:47,490 --> 01:08:53,122 Over here, man. Dog-boy, am I glad to see you, sweetheart. 1005 01:08:53,195 --> 01:08:56,631 Max, where are you ? Where are you, Max ? 1006 01:08:56,699 --> 01:08:59,532 [ Coughing ] Maxie ! Oof! 1007 01:08:59,602 --> 01:09:02,969 Dad, help me lift this beam off ofTank. 1008 01:09:03,072 --> 01:09:05,006 [ All Grunting ] 1009 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:10,738 Come on ! We're about to be Baked Alaska here. 1010 01:09:12,314 --> 01:09:16,478 Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like it's all over. 1011 01:09:21,824 --> 01:09:26,318 Wait a minute. I can't believe my eyes, folks. 1012 01:09:26,428 --> 01:09:30,626 - They are alive! - Huh ? 1013 01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:35,193 Go for it, son. 1014 01:09:38,374 --> 01:09:40,808 That's some kid you got there. 1015 01:09:40,876 --> 01:09:44,471 You're wrong, Tank. He's not a kid anymore. 1016 01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:46,811 [ Chuck ] Oh, Team 99 is still in this race! 1017 01:09:46,882 --> 01:09:50,147 Max Goof is making up the distance. He is taking the lead! 1018 01:09:50,219 --> 01:09:53,382 Bradley's battling back as they come to the finish line. 1019 01:09:53,489 --> 01:09:57,050 Team 99 wins! Oh, I am stunned, folks! 1020 01:09:57,159 --> 01:09:59,559 I just can't-- I can't believe-- 1021 01:09:59,628 --> 01:10:01,755 I can't even finish my sentences. 1022 01:10:01,830 --> 01:10:06,028 Oh, my! What a day! 1023 01:10:08,737 --> 01:10:10,602 Ah-yuck ! [ Hiccups ] 1024 01:10:12,007 --> 01:10:15,101 Congratulations, son ! 1025 01:10:15,177 --> 01:10:18,874 [ Clears Throat ] Congratulations, Max. 1026 01:10:18,948 --> 01:10:20,882 I haven't forgotten our agreement. 1027 01:10:20,950 --> 01:10:22,975 The bet's off, Bradley. 1028 01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:25,543 But I think you owe him something. 1029 01:10:25,654 --> 01:10:27,588 [ Tank ] Brad! 1030 01:10:27,656 --> 01:10:30,921 Hi, it's me, the guy ya let down. 1031 01:10:30,993 --> 01:10:35,089 Hey, Tank, baby ! Who loves ya, baby, huh ? 1032 01:10:35,164 --> 01:10:38,429 You're goin' down like a four-cent pair of socks. 1033 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,434 You and me, baby, all the way ! 1034 01:10:40,502 --> 01:10:44,563 Oh ! A vacancy at the Gamma house. 1035 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,801 Takin' applications. 1036 01:10:46,875 --> 01:10:49,275 Okay, okay, let go of me, you big fat jerk ! 1037 01:10:49,345 --> 01:10:53,281 Time to get on the last jet to nowhere ! 1038 01:10:54,383 --> 01:10:57,819 [ Chuck ] No, it doesn't look good now. 1039 01:10:57,886 --> 01:11:02,323 It's like I'm in a bad dream, and it just won't quit. 1040 01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:05,222 That's right, Chuck. 1041 01:11:10,366 --> 01:11:14,393 Congratulations, Dad. Here. 1042 01:11:14,470 --> 01:11:16,665 Gawrsh, son, what's this ? 1043 01:11:16,739 --> 01:11:18,934 You gotta open it to find out. 1044 01:11:23,178 --> 01:11:25,738 But... this is yours. 1045 01:11:25,814 --> 01:11:27,805 No, Dad. 1046 01:11:27,883 --> 01:11:30,750 This is for you. Read the inscription. 1047 01:11:30,819 --> 01:11:34,550 ''I might not be your little boy anymore, 1048 01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:38,058 but I'll always be your son. '' 1049 01:11:44,233 --> 01:11:46,861 [ Bobby ] Okay, okay, ''hugfesters. '' 1050 01:11:46,935 --> 01:11:49,267 Free eats back at the dorm-a ! 1051 01:11:49,338 --> 01:11:50,600 Pizza ! 1052 01:11:50,673 --> 01:11:53,471 Double cheese-a ! 1053 01:11:53,542 --> 01:11:57,376 Mmm-mmm. Scrumptious ! 1054 01:11:57,446 --> 01:12:01,382 - Come on, Dad. Let's feast. - [ Car Horn Honking ] 1055 01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:07,145 Sorry, son, but I kinda got plans of my own. 1056 01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:09,417 I'm really gonna miss you. 1057 01:12:09,525 --> 01:12:11,755 Sure, it was rough for us at the start, 1058 01:12:11,827 --> 01:12:15,888 but, well, it turned out to be a pretty cool thing, you here at college with me. 1059 01:12:15,964 --> 01:12:19,195 But now it's over and we'll go on with our own lives and-- 1060 01:12:19,268 --> 01:12:21,862 - You didn't tell him yet ? - Didn't tell me what ? 1061 01:12:21,937 --> 01:12:24,531 I wanted to surprise him. 1062 01:12:24,606 --> 01:12:28,975 Son, guess what ! I got me a job here on campus. 1063 01:12:29,044 --> 01:12:30,534 But you-- 1064 01:12:30,612 --> 01:12:35,379 - So I could be close to you ! - But I thought you were-- 1065 01:12:35,451 --> 01:12:37,544 - You told me you were gonna-- -Just kidding. 1066 01:12:37,653 --> 01:12:40,087 [ Laughing ] 1067 01:12:41,590 --> 01:12:45,856 [ Laughing ] He is so goofy ! 1068 01:12:49,932 --> 01:12:52,594 - What do you say we go for-- - A picnic ? 1069 01:12:52,668 --> 01:12:54,829 Ah-yuck. Then maybe even a-- 1070 01:12:54,903 --> 01:12:57,929 Walk on the beach ? I'd love to. 1071 01:12:58,006 --> 01:13:01,237 You know, somehow I knew you would. 1072 01:13:01,343 --> 01:13:03,675 Ah-yuck ! 1073 01:13:11,453 --> 01:13:14,616 - [ Female Singer ] ##Do you remember that day ## -## That sunny day ## 1074 01:13:14,723 --> 01:13:17,886 ## When you first came my way ## 1075 01:13:17,993 --> 01:13:24,762 ##I said no one could take your place ## 1076 01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:28,166 -##And if you get hurt ## -##If you get hurt ## 1077 01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:31,331 ##By the little things I say ## 1078 01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:37,209 ##I can put that smile back on your face ## 1079 01:13:37,279 --> 01:13:40,544 ##And it's all right and it's coming on ## 1080 01:13:40,616 --> 01:13:44,484 ## We got to get it right back to where we started from ## 1081 01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:47,249 ##Love is good Love can be strong ## 1082 01:13:47,356 --> 01:13:51,224 ## We gotta get it right back to where we started from ## 1083 01:13:51,293 --> 01:13:55,821 ## Yeah Come on, babe ## 1084 01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:01,903 ##A love like ours ## 1085 01:14:02,004 --> 01:14:05,303 ## Can never fade away ## 1086 01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:10,175 ## You know it's only just begun ## 1087 01:14:10,245 --> 01:14:12,236 ## Yeah, baby ## 1088 01:14:12,314 --> 01:14:15,340 -## You gave me your love ## -## Gave me your love ## 1089 01:14:15,417 --> 01:14:18,978 ##I just can't stay away, no ## 1090 01:14:19,054 --> 01:14:24,515 ##I know you are the only one ## 1091 01:14:24,593 --> 01:14:27,892 ##And it's all right and it's coming on ## 1092 01:14:27,963 --> 01:14:31,797 ## We gotta get it right back to where we started from ## 1093 01:14:31,867 --> 01:14:34,665 ##Love is good Love can be strong ## 1094 01:14:34,736 --> 01:14:38,797 ## We gotta get it right back to where we started from ## 1095 01:14:38,874 --> 01:14:40,808 ## Whoo ## 1096 01:14:41,877 --> 01:14:44,437 ## Uh-huh ## 1097 01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:50,711 ## There you be ## 1098 01:14:50,786 --> 01:14:53,755 ## Waitin'till you come back ## 1099 01:14:53,856 --> 01:14:56,825 ## Yeah,yeah ## 1100 01:14:59,461 --> 01:15:05,491 ## We can get it back Get it back ## 1101 01:15:05,601 --> 01:15:08,536 ## Yeah,yeah,yeah ## 1102 01:15:08,570 --> 01:15:11,903 ## Yeah ## 1103 01:15:11,974 --> 01:15:15,239 ##And it's all right and it's coming on ## 1104 01:15:15,310 --> 01:15:19,610 ## We gotta get it right back to where we started from ## 1105 01:15:19,681 --> 01:15:21,945 ##Love is good Love can be strong ## 1106 01:15:22,017 --> 01:15:25,817 ## We gotta get it right back to where we started from ## 1107 01:15:25,888 --> 01:15:28,721 ##And it's all right and it's coming on ## 1108 01:15:28,824 --> 01:15:32,521 ## We gotta get it right back to where we started from ## 1109 01:15:32,628 --> 01:15:35,495 ##Love is good Love can be strong ## 1110 01:15:35,564 --> 01:15:39,398 ## We gotta get it right back to where we started from ## 1111 01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:42,266 ##And it's all right and it's coming on ## 1112 01:15:42,337 --> 01:15:45,397 ## We gotta get it right back to where we started from #### 1113 01:16:02,357 --> 01:16:05,292 [ Female Singer ] ##I study nuclear science I love my classes ## 1114 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:08,193 ##I got a crazy teacher He wears dark glasses ## 1115 01:16:08,263 --> 01:16:13,200 ## Things are goin'great and they're only gettin'better ## 1116 01:16:13,268 --> 01:16:16,260 ## Yeah, I'm doin'all right I'm gettin'good grades ## 1117 01:16:16,338 --> 01:16:21,071 ## The future's so bright I gotta wear shades ## 1118 01:16:21,143 --> 01:16:24,510 ##I gotta wear shades ## 1119 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:27,310 ##I got a job waitin'for my graduation ## 1120 01:16:27,382 --> 01:16:29,976 ##Fifty thou a year Can't wait till it's here ## 1121 01:16:30,052 --> 01:16:35,149 ## Things are goin'great and they're only gettin'better ## 1122 01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:38,385 ##I'm doin'all right I'm gettin'good grades ## 1123 01:16:38,493 --> 01:16:43,021 ## The future's so bright I gotta wear shades ## 1124 01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:45,862 ##I gotta wear shades Yeah ## 1125 01:17:08,156 --> 01:17:10,989 ## Well, I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise ## 1126 01:17:11,059 --> 01:17:13,926 ##I'm a cyberspace techie with X-ray eyes ## 1127 01:17:13,996 --> 01:17:18,990 ## Things are goin'great and they're only gettin'better ## 1128 01:17:19,067 --> 01:17:22,127 ## Yeah, I'm doin'all right I'm gettin'good grades ## 1129 01:17:22,204 --> 01:17:26,732 ## The future's so bright I gotta wear shades ## 1130 01:17:26,808 --> 01:17:29,504 ##I gotta wear shades ## 1131 01:17:29,578 --> 01:17:31,705 ## Ow, ow, ow ## 1132 01:18:13,855 --> 01:18:16,881 ##I study nuclear science I love my classes ## 1133 01:18:16,992 --> 01:18:19,825 ##I got a crazy teacher He wears dark glasses ## 1134 01:18:19,895 --> 01:18:24,798 ## Things are goin'great and they're only gettin'better ## 1135 01:18:24,866 --> 01:18:27,767 ## Yeah, I'm doin'all right I'm gettin'good grades ## 1136 01:18:27,836 --> 01:18:32,705 ## The future's so bright I gotta wear shades ## 1137 01:18:35,577 --> 01:18:38,171 ##I gotta wear shades ## 1138 01:18:38,246 --> 01:18:40,942 ##I gotta wear shades ## 1139 01:18:41,016 --> 01:18:43,644 ##I gotta wear shades ## 1140 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:46,017 ##I gotta wear shades ## 1141 01:18:46,088 --> 01:18:48,283 ## Oh, oh, oh,yeah #### 91037

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