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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,883 --> 00:00:19,387 Hey, guys. So, uh, what movie we thinking about watching tonight? 2 00:00:19,470 --> 00:00:20,513 What are we gonna tackle? 3 00:00:20,596 --> 00:00:23,057 We got, uh... Perfect Storm, 4 00:00:23,141 --> 00:00:26,435 we got, uh... Unlawful Entry, 5 00:00:26,519 --> 00:00:27,687 Sister Act 2... 6 00:00:27,771 --> 00:00:29,313 - Sister Act 2! - Yeah, let's do that. 7 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:30,857 - Sister Act 2. - No, I'm not watching that shit. 8 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:32,066 - What? - Oh, why? 9 00:00:32,150 --> 00:00:33,401 You already watched it today? 10 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,780 Yes, Mother and I watched it this morning. 11 00:00:36,863 --> 00:00:38,406 Now it makes sense. 12 00:00:38,489 --> 00:00:41,242 Uh, I got something that's kinda Perfect Storm-ish. 13 00:00:41,325 --> 00:00:43,411 - Oh, yeah? - Uh... 14 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:50,543 - I like that. That's really good. - That's good. 15 00:00:50,626 --> 00:00:53,212 Per, per, perfect. 16 00:00:53,296 --> 00:00:55,757 - Okay, yeah. It's like, it's the... - Perfect! 17 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,216 Ah... 18 00:00:57,300 --> 00:01:00,679 ♪ It's the perfect storm ♪ 19 00:01:00,762 --> 00:01:02,889 - Yeah! - And then, it's like... 20 00:01:02,972 --> 00:01:05,850 ♪ It's the pe-pe-pe-pe-perfect storm ♪ 21 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:08,978 Perfect Storm it is. 22 00:01:09,062 --> 00:01:10,063 It's good, yeah. 23 00:01:10,146 --> 00:01:11,731 Ooh, Chris, that's my ax, man. 24 00:01:11,815 --> 00:01:13,733 Oh, shoot. Let me get that real quick. 25 00:01:13,817 --> 00:01:15,568 - Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Ooh, yeah. 26 00:01:17,486 --> 00:01:19,238 - Hey, man. - Allan. 27 00:01:19,322 --> 00:01:20,614 - Hey, how's it going? - Hey. 28 00:01:20,699 --> 00:01:21,825 Nice to see you. 29 00:01:21,908 --> 00:01:23,868 I hope we're not too loud or anything. 30 00:01:23,952 --> 00:01:25,661 Not at all. That's why I'm here, man. 31 00:01:25,745 --> 00:01:26,746 I heard the music. I go, 32 00:01:26,830 --> 00:01:29,540 "It's the siren song pulling me to your apartment." 33 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:32,376 Oh, yeah, we just... We get together and we play music 34 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:33,795 and, uh, we actually... 35 00:01:33,878 --> 00:01:36,255 We write title songs for movies... 36 00:01:36,339 --> 00:01:37,673 - Mmm-hmm. - ...that don't have one. 37 00:01:37,757 --> 00:01:40,509 That is the dorkiest thing I've ever heard... 38 00:01:40,593 --> 00:01:42,470 - and I love it! Yeah! - Oh. 39 00:01:42,553 --> 00:01:44,680 You care if I pop in for a second and, you know... 40 00:01:44,764 --> 00:01:46,349 do a little... 41 00:01:46,432 --> 00:01:47,976 Oh. Yeah. No, of course. 42 00:01:48,059 --> 00:01:49,811 Yeah, come on in. Get in here. Get in here. 43 00:01:49,894 --> 00:01:51,312 - Yeah. - Get your butt in here. 44 00:01:56,735 --> 00:01:57,819 Hey, everybody. 45 00:01:57,902 --> 00:01:59,195 Hey, guys, this is, uh... 46 00:01:59,278 --> 00:02:00,404 This is Allan. 47 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:02,073 - He lives in the E-2200s with me. - Hey. 48 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:03,574 - Hey! - What's up, man? 49 00:02:04,408 --> 00:02:05,785 Uh, I got another part. 50 00:02:05,869 --> 00:02:06,870 Uh... 51 00:02:06,953 --> 00:02:08,621 Is it the "oh"? 52 00:02:08,705 --> 00:02:10,331 Oh! 53 00:02:10,414 --> 00:02:11,457 Uh... 54 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:14,919 ♪ Water's lookin' so darky dark ♪ 55 00:02:15,003 --> 00:02:17,922 ♪ Ridin' on a boat with Marky Mark ♪ 56 00:02:18,006 --> 00:02:19,716 Oh, cool. I like it. 57 00:02:21,968 --> 00:02:23,677 Hey, so are we thinking food or... 58 00:02:23,762 --> 00:02:25,388 - Yeah. - I would eat. Yeah. 59 00:02:25,471 --> 00:02:26,806 - Yeah? - I like food. 60 00:02:26,890 --> 00:02:29,183 There you are. I was about to fire up the hibachi. 61 00:02:29,267 --> 00:02:30,769 Oh, sorry, Mom. 62 00:02:30,852 --> 00:02:32,771 What, do I gotta put a cowbell around your neck? 63 00:02:32,854 --> 00:02:34,230 That beer looks good. 64 00:02:34,313 --> 00:02:37,275 Hey, guys, uh, this is Frank, also. 65 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:38,442 - Allan and Frank... - Hey. 66 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:40,444 ...they're our buddies. Yeah, yeah. 67 00:02:47,869 --> 00:02:49,954 Hey, I'm ready to go. Do you want me to drive? 68 00:02:50,454 --> 00:02:52,832 No, I'll be the designated driver. 69 00:02:52,916 --> 00:02:55,668 I don't need to get sloppy drunk at every party. 70 00:02:55,751 --> 00:02:59,130 Oh, I do. No one in Australia stays sober at a party. 71 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,924 We just drink and sing. 72 00:03:01,007 --> 00:03:03,467 ♪ Here's to Bertie She's true blue ♪ 73 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,887 ♪ She's a piss pot Through and through ♪ 74 00:03:05,970 --> 00:03:08,264 ♪ She's a bastard So they say ♪ 75 00:03:08,347 --> 00:03:10,141 ♪ She's gonna go to heaven But she's gone the other way ♪ 76 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:13,602 ♪ She's going down, down Down, down, down ♪ 77 00:03:13,686 --> 00:03:15,021 Like, you really have to yell it, 'cause it's... 78 00:03:15,104 --> 00:03:16,480 That's when you chug the... 79 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,566 Down, down, down! 80 00:03:18,649 --> 00:03:21,527 - And then you're... you're drunk. - Cool. 81 00:03:21,610 --> 00:03:24,989 So, do you think, uh, what I'm wearing is appropriate for a housewarming? 82 00:03:25,073 --> 00:03:26,199 Yeah, you look hot. 83 00:03:26,282 --> 00:03:29,828 This is not gonna be some kind of stuffy sit-down dinner. 84 00:03:29,911 --> 00:03:31,204 Shaun is great. 85 00:03:31,287 --> 00:03:34,498 At every single party in our 20s, she flashed her tits at some point. 86 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,167 I'm assuming she has great tits. 87 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,086 Legendary. But she has a kid now, 88 00:03:38,169 --> 00:03:40,254 so I don't know what kind of condition they're in. 89 00:03:40,338 --> 00:03:42,631 I was never a big titty flasher. 90 00:03:42,715 --> 00:03:46,344 Oh. I went through a brief phase of that at college. 91 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,304 Pretty much never had a top on. 92 00:03:48,387 --> 00:03:49,430 Hmm. 93 00:03:51,182 --> 00:03:52,934 Should I invite that guy, Gus? 94 00:03:53,017 --> 00:03:54,393 Why, you like him? 95 00:03:54,477 --> 00:03:56,813 No, but I feel like he'd be fun at a party. 96 00:03:56,896 --> 00:03:58,606 Well, I'm excited to meet some new people. 97 00:03:58,689 --> 00:04:00,649 I feel like I've been hanging on you too much. 98 00:04:00,733 --> 00:04:03,361 Like, maybe I've been suffocating you? 99 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,071 No, not at all. 100 00:04:06,114 --> 00:04:08,782 {an8}But we should get you some new friends so that doesn't happen. 101 00:04:08,867 --> 00:04:11,327 I definitely, at least, need to meet a guy. 102 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:13,371 I haven't had sex in over a week. 103 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,788 Really? 104 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:18,667 Yeah. 105 00:04:18,751 --> 00:04:22,213 ♪ Based on a book By Sebastian Junger ♪ 106 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:26,300 ♪ The storm is voracious And it has a hunger ♪ 107 00:04:26,384 --> 00:04:29,303 ♪ Hey, Clooney Stop your hollerin' and hootin' ♪ 108 00:04:29,387 --> 00:04:32,598 ♪ And say goodbye to Amal ♪ 109 00:04:32,681 --> 00:04:36,019 ♪ Alamuddin ♪ 110 00:04:36,102 --> 00:04:40,773 ♪ It was the perfect storm ♪ 111 00:04:40,857 --> 00:04:44,193 ♪ It was the pe-pe-pe-pe-perfect storm ♪ 112 00:04:44,277 --> 00:04:47,071 ♪ It was the perfect storm ♪ 113 00:04:47,155 --> 00:04:49,240 You're a dead man, Clooney! 114 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:53,411 ♪ It was the perfect storm ♪ 115 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:57,040 ♪ It was the perfect storm ♪ 116 00:04:57,123 --> 00:05:01,335 ♪ It was the pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe Perfect ♪ 117 00:05:01,419 --> 00:05:04,838 ♪ Pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe Perfect ♪ 118 00:05:04,923 --> 00:05:10,344 ♪ Pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe Perfect storm ♪ 119 00:05:10,428 --> 00:05:11,930 ♪ I said you gotta watch that thunder ♪ 120 00:05:13,097 --> 00:05:15,141 ♪ Oh, it's coming from down under ♪ 121 00:05:15,224 --> 00:05:16,893 ♪ Thunder and lightning ♪ 122 00:05:16,976 --> 00:05:18,352 ♪ Lightning is frightening ♪ 123 00:05:18,436 --> 00:05:22,065 Shit. Guys, can we... 124 00:05:22,148 --> 00:05:25,484 I'm sorry. Can we stop... Can we just stop the... 125 00:05:25,568 --> 00:05:27,736 Sorry. I'm sorry, guys. Uh... 126 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:31,574 You know that girl who's, like, been, uh, talking to me 127 00:05:31,657 --> 00:05:33,034 and I don't understand why? 128 00:05:34,743 --> 00:05:37,038 She just invited me to this, like, party thing. 129 00:05:37,121 --> 00:05:38,539 - Right now? - Yeah. 130 00:05:38,622 --> 00:05:39,623 Whoa, are you gonna go? 131 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,542 I don't know. Should I? Should I go? 132 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:42,793 Yes. You like her, right? 133 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,337 Yeah, I mean, I... 134 00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:45,796 - I like her. It's just, um... - All right. 135 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:46,922 It's gonna be great. This is gonna be... 136 00:05:47,006 --> 00:05:49,092 Everybody's gonna be drinking, there'll be booze. 137 00:05:49,175 --> 00:05:50,384 Everyone'll be loose. It's good. 138 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:52,470 I gotta say, I'm actually, uh... 139 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:54,472 I'm feelin' pretty good, you know? 140 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:55,556 She invited me to this party. 141 00:05:55,639 --> 00:05:59,602 There's at least some chance that we could be making out tonight. 142 00:05:59,685 --> 00:06:01,729 You want me to go the party with you? Be your wingman? 143 00:06:01,812 --> 00:06:05,066 Aw, you gotta shave that beard before you're a wingman, dude. 144 00:06:05,149 --> 00:06:07,526 Are you kidding me? This guy is the best fucking wingman alive. 145 00:06:07,610 --> 00:06:10,196 This whole Dumbledore thing gets him a ton of trim. 146 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:13,824 - Don't say "trim." - Strange. 147 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,576 - No. - Squishy Hall. 148 00:06:15,659 --> 00:06:17,745 - Sliz. - Ew! 149 00:06:17,828 --> 00:06:19,122 - Clam shell. - Minge. 150 00:06:19,205 --> 00:06:20,914 - Baby bakery. - Just say "vagina." 151 00:06:20,999 --> 00:06:22,333 - Vajudge. - Vagilli. 152 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,793 You know what? I think I'm gonna go by myself. 153 00:06:24,877 --> 00:06:25,961 - Right on. - That's cool. 154 00:06:26,045 --> 00:06:27,088 - Have fun, man. - All right. 155 00:06:27,171 --> 00:06:28,381 Get the fuck out of here. 156 00:06:28,464 --> 00:06:30,133 - Okay, I hear you, I hear you. - Go. 157 00:06:30,216 --> 00:06:31,384 - Traitor! - Thanks, guys. 158 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:32,885 See you, Gus. 159 00:06:45,956 --> 00:06:50,956 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 160 00:07:48,127 --> 00:07:50,338 Did you hose off the patio furniture? 161 00:07:50,421 --> 00:07:53,882 Jesus fucking Christ. I'll do it now. 162 00:07:53,966 --> 00:07:55,218 I asked you to do it this morning. 163 00:07:55,301 --> 00:07:56,594 - Why didn't you just do it then... - Hello? 164 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,304 ...like I asked, instead of making me stressed out now? 165 00:07:58,387 --> 00:08:00,556 Because I'm the one that went to Whole Foods. 166 00:08:00,639 --> 00:08:03,101 Okay, congratulations. 167 00:08:03,184 --> 00:08:04,185 Daddy went to fucking Whole Foods. 168 00:08:04,268 --> 00:08:06,019 - Wow. You want a fucking prize? - Yes. 169 00:08:06,104 --> 00:08:07,980 There's still bird shit all over the fucking patio chairs. 170 00:08:08,064 --> 00:08:09,357 You want our friends to sit in them all night? 171 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,649 Yes, they love bird shit. 172 00:08:10,733 --> 00:08:13,486 - Fuck. Oh, come on. - Hey. Hello... 173 00:08:13,569 --> 00:08:15,321 - Hi. Hello. - Hi. Hi. 174 00:08:15,404 --> 00:08:16,780 - I'm Gus. - Who is this? 175 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,532 I'm... I'm a friend of Mickey's. 176 00:08:18,616 --> 00:08:19,658 She invited me to the... 177 00:08:19,742 --> 00:08:20,951 party. 178 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,621 I think I'm just here a little too early, right now, so... 179 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,414 How many people did Mickey invite? 180 00:08:25,498 --> 00:08:28,709 This isn't the kind of thing she can just invite a million people to. 181 00:08:28,792 --> 00:08:31,087 You know what, I... I'm cool just to wait outside 182 00:08:31,170 --> 00:08:33,005 until the party gets going, and then I'll get back in here. 183 00:08:33,089 --> 00:08:35,424 No, man, I'm sorry. I mean, this was just a bad time. 184 00:08:35,508 --> 00:08:36,509 - Come in. - Let me get you a drink. 185 00:08:36,592 --> 00:08:37,926 I'll get him a drink. 186 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:39,637 You go hose off the patio furniture. 187 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,555 You know what? I can hose off the patio furniture. 188 00:08:41,639 --> 00:08:43,474 - Perfect. That's perfect. - Oh, thank you. 189 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:44,725 You're so sweet. 190 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:46,602 - You are like a little angel. - Okay. 191 00:08:46,685 --> 00:08:48,229 - Come on, Russ. - Thank you. 192 00:09:06,455 --> 00:09:08,249 Did you get it? 193 00:09:08,332 --> 00:09:09,667 Yeah. 194 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:10,959 Do you ever get these? 195 00:09:11,043 --> 00:09:12,170 Oh, yeah. 196 00:09:13,129 --> 00:09:14,963 They just keep coming. I'm like The Fly. 197 00:09:15,964 --> 00:09:18,008 Like a sweet Australian fly. 198 00:09:40,906 --> 00:09:41,990 - Really? - Yeah. 199 00:09:42,074 --> 00:09:43,909 I'd love to hear a dubstep from Kurt. 200 00:09:50,874 --> 00:09:52,668 - Yes. - Uh, Shaun? 201 00:09:52,751 --> 00:09:54,044 - Hey. - Sorry to interrupt. 202 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,255 Um, I was actually wondering about Mickey. 203 00:09:56,339 --> 00:09:59,217 Is she, like, usually a late person or... 204 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:03,053 Um, like, she's normally either late or she doesn't show up at all. 205 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,306 So she's probably not gonna come, 206 00:10:05,389 --> 00:10:07,683 'cause she hasn't come to the last three things that I've had. 207 00:10:07,766 --> 00:10:10,728 Okay. Well, I think I might just wait around here 208 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,313 for a little while longer. 209 00:10:12,396 --> 00:10:15,023 Got a... got a pretty good feeling she's on her way. 210 00:10:15,107 --> 00:10:16,859 So she should be here any moment. 211 00:10:16,942 --> 00:10:18,861 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. 212 00:10:44,803 --> 00:10:46,597 It's a Band-Aid. 213 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:50,058 That'll heal all your wounds, inside and out. 214 00:10:50,142 --> 00:10:52,019 Oh, thanks. It's beautiful. 215 00:10:59,777 --> 00:11:00,903 Hey, man. 216 00:11:02,070 --> 00:11:03,697 Hey, I'm Len. 217 00:11:03,781 --> 00:11:05,491 You wanna come and tattoo something on me? 218 00:11:05,574 --> 00:11:07,910 Oh. No, I don't. 219 00:11:07,993 --> 00:11:09,412 You really want me to? 220 00:11:09,495 --> 00:11:10,871 It's my way of connecting with people. 221 00:11:10,954 --> 00:11:13,499 My tattoos represent where I've been, who I've met. 222 00:11:13,582 --> 00:11:14,708 Come on in. Give it a try. 223 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:15,918 Oh. 224 00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:17,795 You know what? That's actually, uh... 225 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,338 It's pretty cool. I like that. 226 00:11:19,422 --> 00:11:21,173 All right, let's do it. 227 00:11:21,256 --> 00:11:22,257 Okay. 228 00:11:22,341 --> 00:11:24,176 Mickey! 229 00:11:24,259 --> 00:11:25,428 Oh, my God. 230 00:11:25,511 --> 00:11:27,179 Look at you. You look so hot. 231 00:11:27,262 --> 00:11:29,222 You're like a fucking hot mama. 232 00:11:29,307 --> 00:11:30,516 Thank you. 233 00:11:30,599 --> 00:11:32,100 Oh. This is my roommate, Bertie. 234 00:11:32,184 --> 00:11:34,937 Hi. Thanks so much for inviting me. Your house is gorgeous. 235 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:37,565 Um, I love your accent. Where are you from? 236 00:11:37,648 --> 00:11:40,484 Oh, she's from Australia, and yes, she has hugged a koala. 237 00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:41,694 It's the first thing I asked her. 238 00:11:41,777 --> 00:11:43,446 Is there anywhere I may get a drink? 239 00:11:43,529 --> 00:11:44,780 Yes, there's a bar set up in the kitchen... 240 00:11:44,863 --> 00:11:46,782 Alcohol! 241 00:11:46,865 --> 00:11:47,866 I'm just joking. 242 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:50,035 But I do really need a drink. Nice to meet you. 243 00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:51,787 - Aw. - I really like her. 244 00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:53,331 - She's cute. - She's super cute. 245 00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:55,624 This is like a full-on grown-up's house. 246 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:56,959 I know. It's super weird, right? 247 00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:58,877 No, it's great. I'm so proud of you. 248 00:11:58,961 --> 00:12:01,464 You've come such a long way from that one-bedroom in North Hollywood. 249 00:12:01,547 --> 00:12:02,756 You remember those creepy guys next door 250 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,508 who always tried to give us massages? 251 00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:05,718 Oh, God. They were the worst. 252 00:12:05,801 --> 00:12:07,345 Mmm. Did I blow one of them? 253 00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:09,012 You definitely did. 254 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,849 Oh! Some guy you invited is here. 255 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:12,933 Oh, yeah, Gus. 256 00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:14,977 Yeah. Um, he was the first one here 257 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:16,812 and Brian made him clean off all of our patio furniture. 258 00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:18,939 - Aw. - Is he your boyfriend? 259 00:12:19,022 --> 00:12:20,148 No. God, no. 260 00:12:20,232 --> 00:12:21,859 I just thought he'd be, like, fun at the party. 261 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:25,070 Uh, yeah. Well, so far he's not. 262 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:32,745 All right. All done. 263 00:12:32,828 --> 00:12:34,913 - Done? - All done, yeah. 264 00:12:34,997 --> 00:12:36,415 What do you think, huh? 265 00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:39,126 What's a sarcoma? 266 00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:41,587 Oh, you don't know? Kind of ruins the joke. 267 00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:44,214 Uh, sarcoma's like a form of cancer. 268 00:12:45,173 --> 00:12:47,050 - Cancer? - What? No. 269 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,135 Not like cancer-cancer. 270 00:12:48,218 --> 00:12:51,179 It's, like, malignant tumors, usually, like bone or muscle, or fat... 271 00:12:51,263 --> 00:12:52,848 That's fucking worse than cancer. 272 00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:54,433 What are you, a fucking idiot? 273 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,477 - No. You told me... - Are you fucking stupid? 274 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,562 You put... you put fucking cancer on my back? 275 00:12:58,646 --> 00:12:59,647 - You... Not cancer... - I should throw you 276 00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:00,856 through the fucking window. 277 00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:03,233 How about you get the fuck away from me? 278 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,360 - Len, you said do my personality... - Get away from me. 279 00:13:05,444 --> 00:13:06,612 - ...and that's my personality. - Get... 280 00:13:06,695 --> 00:13:07,738 I'm a goofball, okay? 281 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,322 You need to get the fuck away from me. 282 00:13:09,407 --> 00:13:10,533 Yeah. Okay. Okay. 283 00:13:10,616 --> 00:13:12,367 - Get the fuck away from me. - Okay, you said... 284 00:13:12,451 --> 00:13:14,912 Well, don't tell somebody to write anything if you don't mean it. 285 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:15,996 Cancer? 286 00:13:16,079 --> 00:13:18,290 Great. Yeah, it's on Little Santa Monica... 287 00:13:18,373 --> 00:13:20,042 - Cool. - ...in Beverly Hills. 288 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,126 Mickey? 289 00:13:22,044 --> 00:13:23,712 - Hey. - Hmm. Gussy! 290 00:13:23,796 --> 00:13:25,423 - How's it going? - How are you? 291 00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:28,091 - Good. I'm good. - Oh, I'm so glad you showed. 292 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,636 Yeah, it's good. It should be a fun party. Huh? 293 00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:32,430 It's a Shaun party. It's gonna be awesome. 294 00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:34,557 Oh, definitely. We're gonna have a blast. Yeah. 295 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,309 - Have you been here long? - No. No, not too long. 296 00:13:37,392 --> 00:13:39,144 Really? She said you were the first one here. 297 00:13:39,227 --> 00:13:41,146 She did? 298 00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:44,191 Oh, I ought to wring her neck. 299 00:13:44,274 --> 00:13:46,485 Uh, no. Yeah, I was just, uh... 300 00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:48,236 I think I got the time wrong. I don't know. 301 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,447 I said 7:00. 302 00:13:49,947 --> 00:13:53,576 Right. Well, I guess, uh, I thought you said 6:42. 303 00:13:53,659 --> 00:13:57,412 So, in my mind, I was, like, totally, fashionably late. 304 00:13:57,496 --> 00:13:58,539 Can I get you a drink? 305 00:13:58,622 --> 00:14:00,415 I would... Yeah, I'd love a drink. 306 00:14:00,499 --> 00:14:02,460 - You wanna go get one? Cool. - Yeah, sure. 307 00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:05,629 Oh, my God. Is that Dustin? 308 00:14:05,713 --> 00:14:07,548 That's my ex-boyfriend. Fuck. 309 00:14:07,631 --> 00:14:09,382 I gotta go say hi to him. I'll be right back. 310 00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:10,968 Okay. Do what you have to do. 311 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,427 And, uh... 312 00:14:13,971 --> 00:14:16,515 Shit. Shit. Fuck. 313 00:14:16,599 --> 00:14:19,477 Hey, Cori. How's everything going over there? 314 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,645 Good. It's just me and Chris. 315 00:14:21,729 --> 00:14:23,230 Uh, just cleanin' up. 316 00:14:23,313 --> 00:14:24,982 How is the party? 317 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,485 Uh, it's kind of weird. 318 00:14:28,486 --> 00:14:32,448 Everybody here at this party looks like a grown-up version of that movie Kids. 319 00:14:32,531 --> 00:14:34,950 Plus, Mickey showed up late and then she, like, 320 00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:37,661 blew me off to go talk to an ex. 321 00:14:37,745 --> 00:14:39,997 And it's like, I just feel... 322 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,415 really stupid right now. 323 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,834 See if he has bread? 324 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,293 Like, why did I come? 325 00:14:45,377 --> 00:14:47,963 Like, why did I shoot my mouth off to everybody, 326 00:14:48,046 --> 00:14:49,465 like I was gonna make out with her? 327 00:14:49,548 --> 00:14:51,299 That's so fucking stupid. 328 00:14:51,383 --> 00:14:54,261 No one thought you guys were actually gonna make out, anyway, right? 329 00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:56,514 It's just like... I feel like... 330 00:14:56,597 --> 00:14:59,182 I feel like she's sick of me already or something, you know? 331 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,934 It's like, this happens all the time. 332 00:15:01,018 --> 00:15:04,062 It's like, I meet somebody, and then they like me initially, 333 00:15:04,146 --> 00:15:05,523 and then I just, like, fuck it up 334 00:15:05,606 --> 00:15:07,816 and they get tired of me or something, you know? 335 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,317 It's like, you know, 336 00:15:09,401 --> 00:15:13,113 you're, like, my only friend, who, like, grew into liking me, seriously. 337 00:15:13,196 --> 00:15:14,364 That's not true. 338 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,908 Okay, that's true. 339 00:15:15,991 --> 00:15:18,410 But you were like... When I met you, you were like... 340 00:15:18,494 --> 00:15:20,203 - You were like... - "Hi, I'm Gus. 341 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,205 What's your major?" 342 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,832 I didn't say that all the time. 343 00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:24,917 Yeah, you did. 344 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,920 You always said that, and everyone called you Major Gus behind your back. 345 00:15:28,003 --> 00:15:30,756 I thought you called me Major Gus, like, you know... 346 00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:34,593 Like, in a David Bowie, Major Tom way, like, 347 00:15:34,677 --> 00:15:38,514 "Ground control to Major Gus" sort of thing. 348 00:15:38,597 --> 00:15:39,807 No. 349 00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:44,394 Uh. Sorry, occupied. 350 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,021 Are you in the bathroom? 351 00:15:46,104 --> 00:15:47,480 No. Yeah. What? 352 00:15:47,565 --> 00:15:49,608 I think I'm just gonna go home. 353 00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:51,735 It was, like, a huge mistake coming here. 354 00:15:51,819 --> 00:15:52,903 Don't go home. 355 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,947 You went all the way there to talk to her, 356 00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:56,574 so why don't you fucking talk to her? 357 00:15:56,657 --> 00:15:58,784 Why don't you be a man? 358 00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:01,244 Just be a man. You're a man, aren't you? 359 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,747 Okay. Yeah. All right. 360 00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:06,166 - Bye, Cori. - Bye. 361 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,631 You can do this, Gus. 362 00:16:12,715 --> 00:16:14,091 You're the man. 363 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,885 You're... like a man. 364 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,888 You're close to being a man. 365 00:16:22,474 --> 00:16:23,934 Fuck you, you piece of shit. 366 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,188 Hey. 367 00:16:29,147 --> 00:16:32,484 Um... that smell was in here before I got in here. 368 00:16:32,568 --> 00:16:34,486 Yeah, you're the man. 369 00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:35,779 You heard me? 370 00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:38,115 Fuck you. 371 00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:42,327 Dustino. 372 00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:44,079 - Hey. - Hey, no, where are you going? 373 00:16:44,162 --> 00:16:46,539 I haven't seen you in forever. Let's hang out. 374 00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:47,750 Why would I wanna do that? 375 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:50,543 I don't see you for years and suddenly everything is just cool? 376 00:16:50,628 --> 00:16:52,838 What's the problem? We said we were gonna be friends. 377 00:16:52,921 --> 00:16:54,506 Is that how you remember it? 378 00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:56,049 You were awful to me. 379 00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,342 No, I wasn't. 380 00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:58,886 You stole my laptop. 381 00:16:58,969 --> 00:17:01,138 Had my family photos on it. I didn't have those backed up. 382 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,641 Are you crazy? I never stole your laptop. 383 00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:06,184 My couch has cigarette burns all over it because of you. 384 00:17:06,268 --> 00:17:07,477 You could've burned down my house. 385 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,647 I have dogs! Did that ever occur to you? 386 00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:11,314 Okay. Okay. 387 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,275 But who cares? It was years ago. 388 00:17:13,358 --> 00:17:14,943 You destroy everything that you touch. 389 00:17:15,027 --> 00:17:18,030 I've spent thousands of dollars on therapy because of you. 390 00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:20,032 Okay. Well, yeah, you did shit to me, too. 391 00:17:20,115 --> 00:17:21,742 It's called being in a relationship. 392 00:17:21,825 --> 00:17:24,411 I didn't cheat on you. You cheated on me, though, right? 393 00:17:24,494 --> 00:17:26,454 With Atwater Carl. Big surprise. 394 00:17:26,538 --> 00:17:28,581 You fucking crazy? 395 00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:31,669 Carl was my best guy friend, and you couldn't handle that, 396 00:17:31,752 --> 00:17:33,420 so you're making up all this bullshit. 397 00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:36,632 Can you tell the truth, one time, for once? Please? 398 00:17:36,715 --> 00:17:39,259 I am. I am. I swear on my life. 399 00:17:39,342 --> 00:17:44,222 I swear on fucking Shaun's baby's life that I did not cheat on you with Carl. 400 00:17:44,306 --> 00:17:45,307 And you know what? 401 00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:47,475 I was really looking forward to seeing you for one second 402 00:17:47,559 --> 00:17:49,269 until you started with all this bullshit. 403 00:17:49,352 --> 00:17:51,146 Oh, my God. Just... Whatever. Fuck off. 404 00:18:25,388 --> 00:18:26,639 Hey. 405 00:18:27,766 --> 00:18:28,809 Hey. 406 00:18:28,892 --> 00:18:31,519 You're that guy that tattooed Len right after me, huh? 407 00:18:31,603 --> 00:18:33,646 I did, I did. Did you see that? 408 00:18:33,731 --> 00:18:35,691 What happened? Why'd he flip out? 409 00:18:35,774 --> 00:18:40,570 He had a mole on his back and I tattooed "sarcoma" next to it. 410 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,198 - That's amazing. - He didn't like that, yeah. 411 00:18:43,782 --> 00:18:46,785 Oh, man. That dude needs to lighten the fuck up, right? 412 00:18:46,869 --> 00:18:49,579 I mean, he's got a piece of pizza tattooed on his chest. 413 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,707 I know, right? It's like, "Chill out, dude." 414 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,127 What about you? You got any tattoos? 415 00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,129 I do. Just this little guy. 416 00:18:57,212 --> 00:18:59,339 Oh. Right there. 417 00:18:59,422 --> 00:19:01,383 Yeah, what is that? A moon, stars? 418 00:19:01,466 --> 00:19:03,218 - Something like that. - Yeah. 419 00:19:03,301 --> 00:19:06,179 Get some horseshoes, clovers, you got all the Lucky Charms, right? 420 00:19:06,263 --> 00:19:07,555 Oh, yeah. 421 00:19:07,639 --> 00:19:09,933 You've probably heard that, like, five billion times, yeah? 422 00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:11,810 How about you? You have any? 423 00:19:11,894 --> 00:19:14,271 Tattoos? Uh, no. 424 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,816 I'm not really, uh, the kind of guy who could pull off a tattoo, you know? 425 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:20,235 - Like earrings, ball caps, tattoos. - You could pull it off. 426 00:19:20,318 --> 00:19:21,653 - None of that. - You could pull off some tats... 427 00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:23,196 Like, just some sleeves. 428 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,406 Oh, some sleeves over here. 429 00:19:24,489 --> 00:19:26,408 Or, like, just, like, "fuck" across your throat. 430 00:19:26,491 --> 00:19:28,701 Oh. Yeah, maybe. 431 00:19:28,786 --> 00:19:30,037 Maybe, I'll, uh... 432 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,914 I could get one of those, like, teardrop tattoos 433 00:19:31,997 --> 00:19:33,206 for every person I've killed. 434 00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:35,000 - That'd be good. - And I've killed a lot. 435 00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:37,210 So, I'd have, like, 12 teardrops on my cheek. 436 00:19:37,294 --> 00:19:40,672 Or, like, a little swastika or something on your... 437 00:19:40,756 --> 00:19:42,758 - Maybe. What? - Oh! 438 00:19:42,841 --> 00:19:44,927 - What? - I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 439 00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:46,178 Why? Do you think I'm Jewish? 440 00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:48,180 Every... That's okay, everybody thinks I'm Jewish. 441 00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:49,681 I'm not, so I don't care. 442 00:19:49,765 --> 00:19:50,808 - No way. - Yeah. 443 00:19:50,891 --> 00:19:52,350 I mean, I do care. 444 00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:55,437 I'm a non-Jewish person who cares about swastikas. 445 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,190 Why don't I go grab a drink 446 00:19:58,273 --> 00:20:00,943 and think up some cooler tattoo ideas? 447 00:20:01,026 --> 00:20:02,903 Some non-swastika tattoos. 448 00:20:02,986 --> 00:20:04,029 Yeah, that'd be good. 449 00:20:04,112 --> 00:20:05,530 - And come find you. - Yeah, yeah. 450 00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:06,698 - Okay. - Okay. 451 00:20:06,782 --> 00:20:08,200 - I'll see you in a bit. - Okay. 452 00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:09,910 Good. See you around. 453 00:20:33,141 --> 00:20:34,142 - Hey. - Hey. 454 00:20:34,226 --> 00:20:35,602 Is this cool? Sorry. 455 00:20:35,685 --> 00:20:36,728 You play? 456 00:20:36,812 --> 00:20:39,772 - Uh, not well. No. - Me, neither. 457 00:20:41,524 --> 00:20:43,151 Actually, I'm pretty good. 458 00:20:43,235 --> 00:20:44,402 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 459 00:20:44,486 --> 00:20:45,863 Where's my fucking amp? 460 00:20:45,946 --> 00:20:48,656 I mean, at Jeffrey and my record label alone... 461 00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,408 I mean, we've had, like, what, four bosses 462 00:20:50,492 --> 00:20:51,618 - in the past five years? - Yeah. 463 00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:55,330 Four? That must be so confusing. How do you guys keep track of them? 464 00:20:55,413 --> 00:20:56,748 Um... This is bullshit. 465 00:20:56,832 --> 00:20:58,375 - Why are we talking about this? - No, it's not. 466 00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,877 It think it's kind of fascinating 467 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,794 - from a sociological standpoint. - Really? 468 00:21:01,879 --> 00:21:04,214 Yeah, okay. What do you do? 469 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,383 I work in, uh, focus group research. 470 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,343 - I moderate focus groups. - That's awesome. 471 00:21:08,426 --> 00:21:09,594 Oh, for, like, movies or... 472 00:21:09,677 --> 00:21:12,305 Yeah, uh, sometimes for movies, mainly for food. 473 00:21:12,389 --> 00:21:13,932 Okay, so you get, like, people to tell you, 474 00:21:14,016 --> 00:21:15,433 like, what chips are the crunchiest? 475 00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:17,602 Yes, very perceptive, Jeffrey. 476 00:21:17,685 --> 00:21:19,312 - Give us your spiel. Let's see this. - Oh, okay, uh... 477 00:21:19,396 --> 00:21:22,065 I'd bring everyone into the room with all the brands, 478 00:21:22,149 --> 00:21:24,067 but then I would turn the labels away from you 479 00:21:24,151 --> 00:21:25,861 - so you're not prejudiced. - Sure. 480 00:21:25,944 --> 00:21:26,987 And then I'd be like, 481 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:29,781 "So, okay, which tequila tastes best?" 482 00:21:29,865 --> 00:21:31,283 First, try number one. 483 00:21:33,285 --> 00:21:34,286 Drink. 484 00:21:34,369 --> 00:21:36,329 - Okay. - All right, we're doing this, I guess. 485 00:21:37,414 --> 00:21:39,207 Now try number two. 486 00:21:42,044 --> 00:21:43,170 Mmm. 487 00:21:43,253 --> 00:21:44,922 It's... It's one. It's so clear. 488 00:21:45,047 --> 00:21:46,048 - Yeah, I'm one as well. - Mmm-hmm. 489 00:21:46,131 --> 00:21:47,674 Now let's try number three. 490 00:21:47,757 --> 00:21:49,509 - Cheers! - Cheers. 491 00:21:53,889 --> 00:21:55,974 Um, it's one. I have to stay loyal. 492 00:21:56,058 --> 00:21:57,475 No. No, it's three for me. 493 00:21:57,559 --> 00:21:59,144 Three? I love it. 494 00:21:59,227 --> 00:22:00,979 So then I'd ask you some follow-up questions 495 00:22:01,063 --> 00:22:02,230 about how three makes you feel. 496 00:22:02,314 --> 00:22:03,773 So, like, does, uh, 497 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:07,277 three make you feel like you might do something you might regret later on? 498 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,947 Like, something you wouldn't normally do 499 00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:12,532 in a party full of people with just someone, 500 00:22:12,615 --> 00:22:14,409 - maybe, who you just met? - Uh-huh. 501 00:22:14,492 --> 00:22:15,493 Yeah, I think I might. 502 00:22:15,577 --> 00:22:17,955 I think I might do something crazy tonight. 503 00:22:18,038 --> 00:22:19,539 - That's great. - Yeah. 504 00:22:29,424 --> 00:22:30,842 Whoo! 505 00:22:38,475 --> 00:22:41,811 ♪ Jet, ooh ♪ 506 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:45,023 ♪ Jet, ooh ♪ 507 00:22:45,107 --> 00:22:46,149 ♪ Jet! ♪ 508 00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:51,029 ♪ I can almost remember Their funny faces ♪ 509 00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:57,285 ♪ That time you told me That you were going to be marrying soon ♪ 510 00:22:58,786 --> 00:23:01,123 ♪ And Jet ♪ 511 00:23:01,206 --> 00:23:06,628 ♪ I thought the only lonely place was On the moon ♪ 512 00:23:06,711 --> 00:23:10,173 ♪ Jet, ooh ♪ 513 00:23:10,257 --> 00:23:12,967 ♪ Jet, ooh ♪ 514 00:23:13,051 --> 00:23:15,053 - Sounds good. - Thanks. 515 00:23:15,137 --> 00:23:17,139 I didn't even notice you were watchin'. 516 00:23:17,222 --> 00:23:20,058 Uh, I'm gonna grab a smoke. You wanna join? 517 00:23:20,142 --> 00:23:22,560 Uh, you know, we're kind of grooving out here, 518 00:23:22,644 --> 00:23:24,604 so maybe in a couple verses? 519 00:23:25,855 --> 00:23:27,565 Totally. Yeah, totally. 520 00:23:27,649 --> 00:23:28,816 - Cool. - What? 521 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,527 - Cool! - Cool. 522 00:23:31,319 --> 00:23:33,488 ♪ And Jet ♪ 523 00:23:33,571 --> 00:23:38,910 ♪ I thought the major Was a lady suffragette ♪ 524 00:23:38,993 --> 00:23:42,414 ♪ Jet, ooh ♪ 525 00:23:42,497 --> 00:23:45,375 ♪ Jet, ooh ♪ 526 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:48,795 ♪ Ah, Mater ♪ 527 00:23:48,878 --> 00:23:52,132 ♪ Want Jet to always love me ♪ 528 00:23:52,215 --> 00:23:55,677 ♪ Ah, Mater ♪ 529 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,347 ♪ Want Jet to always love me ♪ 530 00:23:59,431 --> 00:24:01,599 ♪ Ah, Mater ♪ 531 00:24:02,350 --> 00:24:03,601 Hey, Micks? 532 00:24:05,228 --> 00:24:07,897 Jesus fucking Christ. You're here? 533 00:24:08,856 --> 00:24:12,026 This party is like The Christmas Carol. Every guy I've ever dated is here. 534 00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:13,736 That's probably why it's so crowded. 535 00:24:15,363 --> 00:24:16,531 I'm kidding. 536 00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:19,909 What are you doing here? Did Shaun invite you? 537 00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:23,580 No, she Instagrammed a picture of it, and I saw you in the background. 538 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,790 And, uh, I wanted to talk to you, so... 539 00:24:25,873 --> 00:24:28,000 Save your breath, I'm not joining Bliss House. 540 00:24:28,085 --> 00:24:30,420 I'm over that nonsense, all right? That's... that's done. 541 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:31,629 That was... 542 00:24:31,713 --> 00:24:35,383 That was me trying to fill this God-sized hole that I had. 543 00:24:35,467 --> 00:24:37,510 But then I realized it's not God. 544 00:24:37,594 --> 00:24:39,429 It was... It's a Mickey-sized hole. 545 00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,139 Oh, brother. 546 00:24:41,723 --> 00:24:45,059 How long is this fucking jam session gonna go on? 547 00:24:45,143 --> 00:24:46,686 You know, I'm sober. 548 00:24:48,646 --> 00:24:50,398 Quit drinking. I stopped. 549 00:24:50,482 --> 00:24:52,234 Good for you, okay? Bye. 550 00:24:52,317 --> 00:24:54,319 - All right, okay, wait. - What? 551 00:24:54,402 --> 00:24:55,612 What about you? 552 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,614 - You're not sober. - I'm in AA. 553 00:24:57,697 --> 00:25:00,117 You're drinking wine straight out of the bottle right now. 554 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,576 You know what? I'm on my own path. 555 00:25:01,659 --> 00:25:03,661 You worry about your journey, I'll worry about mine. 556 00:25:03,745 --> 00:25:05,580 Okay, uh... I just... 557 00:25:07,624 --> 00:25:10,042 - I want to make love to you sober. - What? 558 00:25:10,127 --> 00:25:12,629 I love you, and I miss you. 559 00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:15,840 And I'm doing this for us. I'm doing this for you. 560 00:25:15,923 --> 00:25:17,300 You're doing this for me? 561 00:25:17,384 --> 00:25:18,551 You don't even fucking know me. 562 00:25:18,635 --> 00:25:21,596 You just wanna fuck me and then go to your mom's house. 563 00:25:21,679 --> 00:25:23,014 You know what? You're this... 564 00:25:23,097 --> 00:25:26,393 Oh, you're this cute, pixie, little nice woman, 565 00:25:26,476 --> 00:25:27,477 but you know what? 566 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,811 You're a fucking bitch. 567 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,481 Here's an idea. Why don't you go fuck yourself? 568 00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:33,650 - Hmm? - Hey, Mickey. Guess what? 569 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:35,527 Atwater Carl confirms. 570 00:25:36,403 --> 00:25:39,489 We fucked! What are you talk... We fucked, like, three times. 571 00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:41,574 - God, all right. - You know we did, Mick. 572 00:25:41,658 --> 00:25:43,075 By the way, you look super-hot. 573 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,327 Fuck you, Carl. 574 00:25:44,411 --> 00:25:45,578 - What's the matter? - Fuck you! 575 00:25:45,662 --> 00:25:47,455 - He's telling the truth. - Go away! 576 00:25:47,539 --> 00:25:48,581 - Go away! - What's going on here? 577 00:25:48,665 --> 00:25:50,708 - Are we, uh, destroying another soul? - Get the fuck out of here. 578 00:25:50,792 --> 00:25:52,585 - Why are you talking to this whore? - Don't call her a whore. 579 00:25:52,669 --> 00:25:54,504 - I love her. - Hey, buddy, I don't know you, okay? 580 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:55,963 But I guarantee you she's cheated on you. 581 00:25:56,047 --> 00:25:57,465 What's your fuckin' problem? 582 00:25:57,549 --> 00:25:59,967 What's my fuckin' problem? She is my fuckin' problem. 583 00:26:00,051 --> 00:26:02,053 Well, you're my fucking problem now, dude. 584 00:26:02,136 --> 00:26:05,348 So would you recommend this tequila, or would you highly... 585 00:26:05,432 --> 00:26:08,268 Highly recommend this tequila. Yeah. 586 00:26:08,351 --> 00:26:10,728 And, like, if an orgy were to break out, 587 00:26:10,812 --> 00:26:13,856 would you like for that to be a large-sized orgy 588 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:16,859 or like, just like, a nice, mid-sized orgy? 589 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:18,820 Nice, mid-sized. Yeah. 590 00:26:18,903 --> 00:26:20,988 You're really cute when you're drunk, you know? 591 00:26:21,072 --> 00:26:23,200 Obviously, I've never seen you not drunk, but... 592 00:26:23,283 --> 00:26:24,367 You're pretty cute, too. 593 00:26:24,451 --> 00:26:26,244 I'm sorry. What's going on? 594 00:26:27,329 --> 00:26:29,038 Are you pretending to be straight? 595 00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:31,249 Because you weren't pretending to be straight last night. 596 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:32,792 Oh, my God. 597 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,502 What's happening? 598 00:26:34,586 --> 00:26:36,087 Oh, my God. Fuck you, Daniel. 599 00:26:36,170 --> 00:26:38,047 You know, sexuality's a spectrum, okay? 600 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,049 - And we're not a couple. So... - And you're here. 601 00:26:41,175 --> 00:26:42,719 I'm outta here. Fuck you, man. 602 00:26:43,845 --> 00:26:46,639 - Where's he going? - Fuck. 603 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,766 Sorry. 604 00:26:48,850 --> 00:26:51,394 I don't mind that he has sex with boys. 605 00:26:51,478 --> 00:26:53,730 Mmm, I don't mind, either. 606 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,064 Fuck you. 607 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:56,483 - I'm trying to fucking help you. - Dude! 608 00:26:56,566 --> 00:26:57,942 - Dude, stop it! - Fucking help me. 609 00:26:58,025 --> 00:26:59,527 You guys are acting like idiots. 610 00:26:59,611 --> 00:27:01,529 - Just fucking... Just admit it, Mickey. - Okay, fine! 611 00:27:01,613 --> 00:27:03,490 I fucked around on you. But guess what? 612 00:27:03,573 --> 00:27:05,492 There are bigger deals than cheating on your boyfriend 613 00:27:05,575 --> 00:27:07,619 - when you're 28 years old! - You know what troubles me? 614 00:27:07,702 --> 00:27:10,663 Is that you swore on a baby's life that you were telling the truth. 615 00:27:10,747 --> 00:27:12,081 I told you she's a fucking whore! 616 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,875 I told you not to call her that! 617 00:27:13,958 --> 00:27:15,835 Fine, punch each other. I don't give a fuck. 618 00:27:15,918 --> 00:27:18,045 Oh, shit! 619 00:27:18,129 --> 00:27:19,881 It's like his thumb went right in my eye. 620 00:27:19,964 --> 00:27:21,341 I didn't think that was gonna happen. 621 00:27:21,424 --> 00:27:24,469 If anything, I thought you were gonna beat the shit out of him. 622 00:27:24,552 --> 00:27:26,846 And thank you for defending my honor. 623 00:27:26,929 --> 00:27:28,723 I am the one that called you a whore! 624 00:27:29,391 --> 00:27:31,268 You know what? Fuck you, and fuck you, too. 625 00:27:31,351 --> 00:27:33,436 I can't believe I fucked either one of you. 626 00:27:49,452 --> 00:27:52,872 ♪ It's another weight I made ♪ 627 00:27:54,081 --> 00:27:56,584 ♪ I lifted that weight ♪ 628 00:27:56,668 --> 00:27:57,960 God. 629 00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:00,212 ♪ To the sky ♪ 630 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:03,132 ♪ I ♪ 631 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:04,384 Boo! 632 00:28:04,467 --> 00:28:05,552 - Not again. - You suck. 633 00:28:06,678 --> 00:28:10,473 Boo! 634 00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:11,933 Mickey, maybe we should head home now. 635 00:28:12,016 --> 00:28:15,770 No. This... We need to be fuckin' wild and free, right, guys? 636 00:28:15,853 --> 00:28:17,314 Don't you remember? 637 00:28:17,397 --> 00:28:19,482 The night... the night that fuckin' Elliott Smith died, 638 00:28:19,566 --> 00:28:21,859 Shaun and I did crack and then we went and we banged 639 00:28:21,943 --> 00:28:23,736 on everybody's doors and told them about it. 640 00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:24,946 That was a fuckin' night. 641 00:28:25,029 --> 00:28:27,615 Come on! What the fuck? You're sitting on the floor. 642 00:28:27,699 --> 00:28:30,159 Let's go in there in the pool. Let's go fucking christen the pool. 643 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:31,369 Let's do it! Fuck! 644 00:28:31,453 --> 00:28:33,245 Christen the pool! 645 00:28:33,330 --> 00:28:35,247 Come on! Alexis, get in the pool. 646 00:28:35,332 --> 00:28:36,791 I can't. I have my phone on me. 647 00:28:36,874 --> 00:28:38,293 - Get in the fuckin' pool. - Hey, not a great idea. 648 00:28:38,376 --> 00:28:40,337 It's cold out and the pool's not heated yet. 649 00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:41,629 What? Who cares? 650 00:28:41,713 --> 00:28:43,673 We once pissed in your mouth in Palm Springs 651 00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:45,550 because Shaun and I dared you. 652 00:28:45,633 --> 00:28:47,176 Can you please stop bringing that up? 653 00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:49,554 By this time of night, we'd all be hookin' up with each other. 654 00:28:49,637 --> 00:28:51,764 The least we can do is get in the pool. 655 00:28:51,889 --> 00:28:53,099 Like, come on. Let's make shit happen. 656 00:28:53,182 --> 00:28:55,017 Fuck the police! 657 00:28:56,143 --> 00:28:57,520 Yes! 658 00:28:57,604 --> 00:28:59,731 Yes! Dude, it is on! 659 00:28:59,814 --> 00:29:01,316 Shaun, get your tits out. 660 00:29:01,399 --> 00:29:02,817 Please don't. 661 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,652 Whoo! 662 00:29:14,454 --> 00:29:16,038 Whoa! 663 00:29:22,044 --> 00:29:24,589 We're not dead yet, fuckers! 664 00:29:27,634 --> 00:29:29,636 Shit. 665 00:29:33,264 --> 00:29:35,850 - I can't... breathe! - It's okay. 666 00:29:35,933 --> 00:29:37,184 It's okay. 667 00:29:37,268 --> 00:29:39,311 It's all right. 668 00:29:41,939 --> 00:29:43,400 - It's... like... - It's all right. 669 00:29:43,483 --> 00:29:47,779 It's like somebody body-slammed my stomach. 670 00:29:47,862 --> 00:29:50,865 - Oh, my God. - It's okay. 671 00:29:52,575 --> 00:29:54,494 Okay. 672 00:29:54,577 --> 00:29:55,870 It's getting better. 673 00:29:57,079 --> 00:29:59,999 Yeah, see? Everything's okay. 674 00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:06,005 I just... I just wanted to have fun. 675 00:30:06,088 --> 00:30:09,133 Aw. And you did have fun. 676 00:30:09,216 --> 00:30:10,927 You just got, um, you know... 677 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,970 super injured. 678 00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:21,396 Are you all right? 679 00:30:21,479 --> 00:30:24,148 You really smashed into the water. 680 00:30:24,231 --> 00:30:26,233 - Yeah. Aw. - I'll take care of you. 681 00:30:26,317 --> 00:30:28,611 - Hi, Gus. - Hey, Bertie. 682 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:35,410 You guys are like my parents, but... nicer. 683 00:30:36,578 --> 00:30:38,162 Hey, you know what? 684 00:30:39,997 --> 00:30:43,960 You are the nicest, sweetest, most caring people I know. 685 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,795 You guys should go on a date. 686 00:30:46,504 --> 00:30:49,799 You would make such a good couple. 687 00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:52,301 - Mmm... - Uh... 688 00:30:54,546 --> 00:30:59,546 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 51328

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