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Hey, guys. So, uh, what movie
we thinking about watching tonight?
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What are we gonna tackle?
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We got, uh... Perfect Storm,
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we got, uh... Unlawful Entry,
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Sister Act 2...
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- Sister Act 2!
- Yeah, let's do that.
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- Sister Act 2.
- No, I'm not watching that shit.
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- What?
- Oh, why?
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You already watched it today?
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Yes, Mother and I
watched it this morning.
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Now it makes sense.
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Uh, I got something
that's kinda Perfect Storm-ish.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Uh...
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- I like that. That's really good.
- That's good.
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Per, per, perfect.
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- Okay, yeah. It's like, it's the...
- Perfect!
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Ah...
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♪ It's the perfect storm ♪
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- Yeah!
- And then, it's like...
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♪ It's the pe-pe-pe-pe-perfect storm ♪
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Perfect Storm it is.
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It's good, yeah.
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Ooh, Chris, that's my ax, man.
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Oh, shoot.
Let me get that real quick.
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- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Ooh, yeah.
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- Hey, man.
- Allan.
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- Hey, how's it going?
- Hey.
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Nice to see you.
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I hope we're not too loud or anything.
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Not at all.
That's why I'm here, man.
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I heard the music.
I go,
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"It's the siren song
pulling me to your apartment."
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Oh, yeah, we just...
We get together and we play music
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and, uh, we actually...
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We write title songs for movies...
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- Mmm-hmm.
- ...that don't have one.
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That is the dorkiest thing
I've ever heard...
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- and I love it! Yeah!
- Oh.
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You care if I pop in for a second
and, you know...
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do a little...
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Oh. Yeah.
No, of course.
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Yeah, come on in.
Get in here. Get in here.
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- Yeah.
- Get your butt in here.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey, guys, this is, uh...
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This is Allan.
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- He lives in the E-2200s with me.
- Hey.
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- Hey!
- What's up, man?
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Uh, I got another part.
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Uh...
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Is it the "oh"?
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Oh!
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Uh...
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♪ Water's lookin' so darky dark ♪
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♪ Ridin' on a boat with Marky Mark ♪
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Oh, cool. I like it.
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Hey, so are we thinking food or...
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- Yeah.
- I would eat. Yeah.
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- Yeah?
- I like food.
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There you are.
I was about to fire up the hibachi.
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Oh, sorry, Mom.
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What, do I gotta put a cowbell
around your neck?
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That beer looks good.
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Hey, guys, uh, this is Frank, also.
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- Allan and Frank...
- Hey.
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...they're our buddies. Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, I'm ready to go.
Do you want me to drive?
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No, I'll be the designated driver.
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I don't need to get sloppy drunk
at every party.
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Oh, I do. No one in Australia
stays sober at a party.
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We just drink and sing.
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♪ Here's to Bertie
She's true blue ♪
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♪ She's a piss pot
Through and through ♪
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♪ She's a bastard
So they say ♪
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♪ She's gonna go to heaven
But she's gone the other way ♪
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♪ She's going down, down
Down, down, down ♪
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Like, you really
have to yell it, 'cause it's...
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That's when you chug the...
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Down, down, down!
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- And then you're... you're drunk.
- Cool.
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So, do you think, uh, what I'm wearing
is appropriate for a housewarming?
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Yeah, you look hot.
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This is not gonna be
some kind of stuffy sit-down dinner.
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Shaun is great.
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At every single party in our 20s,
she flashed her tits at some point.
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I'm assuming she has great tits.
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Legendary.
But she has a kid now,
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so I don't know
what kind of condition they're in.
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I was never a big titty flasher.
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Oh. I went through a brief phase
of that at college.
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Pretty much never had a top on.
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Hmm.
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Should I invite that guy, Gus?
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Why, you like him?
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No, but I feel like
he'd be fun at a party.
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Well, I'm excited to meet
some new people.
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I feel like I've been hanging
on you too much.
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Like, maybe I've been suffocating you?
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No, not at all.
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{an8}But we should get you some new friends
so that doesn't happen.
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I definitely, at least,
need to meet a guy.
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I haven't had sex in over a week.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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♪ Based on a book
By Sebastian Junger ♪
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♪ The storm is voracious
And it has a hunger ♪
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♪ Hey, Clooney
Stop your hollerin' and hootin' ♪
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♪ And say goodbye to Amal ♪
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♪ Alamuddin ♪
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♪ It was the perfect storm ♪
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♪ It was the pe-pe-pe-pe-perfect storm ♪
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♪ It was the perfect storm ♪
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You're a dead man, Clooney!
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♪ It was the perfect storm ♪
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♪ It was the perfect storm ♪
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♪ It was the pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe
Perfect ♪
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♪ Pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe
Perfect ♪
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♪ Pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe
Perfect storm ♪
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♪ I said you gotta watch that thunder ♪
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♪ Oh, it's coming from down under ♪
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♪ Thunder and lightning ♪
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♪ Lightning is frightening ♪
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Shit. Guys, can we...
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I'm sorry. Can we stop...
Can we just stop the...
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Sorry. I'm sorry, guys. Uh...
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You know that girl who's, like, been,
uh, talking to me
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and I don't understand why?
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She just invited me
to this, like, party thing.
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- Right now?
- Yeah.
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Whoa, are you gonna go?
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I don't know. Should I?
Should I go?
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Yes. You like her, right?
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Yeah, I mean, I...
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- I like her. It's just, um...
- All right.
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It's gonna be great.
This is gonna be...
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Everybody's gonna be drinking,
there'll be booze.
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Everyone'll be loose.
It's good.
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I gotta say, I'm actually, uh...
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I'm feelin' pretty good, you know?
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She invited me to this party.
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There's at least some chance
that we could be making out tonight.
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You want me to go the party with you?
Be your wingman?
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Aw, you gotta shave that beard
before you're a wingman, dude.
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Are you kidding me? This guy is the best
fucking wingman alive.
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This whole Dumbledore thing
gets him a ton of trim.
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- Don't say "trim."
- Strange.
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- No.
- Squishy Hall.
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- Sliz.
- Ew!
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- Clam shell.
- Minge.
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- Baby bakery.
- Just say "vagina."
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- Vajudge.
- Vagilli.
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You know what?
I think I'm gonna go by myself.
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- Right on.
- That's cool.
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- Have fun, man.
- All right.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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- Okay, I hear you, I hear you.
- Go.
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- Traitor!
- Thanks, guys.
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See you, Gus.
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
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Did you hose off
the patio furniture?
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Jesus fucking Christ.
I'll do it now.
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I asked you
to do it this morning.
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- Why didn't you just do it then...
- Hello?
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...like I asked, instead of making me
stressed out now?
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Because I'm the one
that went to Whole Foods.
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Okay, congratulations.
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Daddy went to fucking
Whole Foods.
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- Wow. You want a fucking prize?
- Yes.
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There's still bird shit
all over the fucking patio chairs.
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You want our friends
to sit in them all night?
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Yes, they love bird shit.
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- Fuck. Oh, come on.
- Hey. Hello...
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- Hi. Hello.
- Hi. Hi.
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- I'm Gus.
- Who is this?
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I'm... I'm a friend of Mickey's.
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She invited me to the...
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party.
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I think I'm just here
a little too early, right now, so...
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How many people did Mickey invite?
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This isn't the kind of thing
she can just invite a million people to.
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You know what, I...
I'm cool just to wait outside
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until the party gets going,
and then I'll get back in here.
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No, man, I'm sorry.
I mean, this was just a bad time.
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- Come in.
- Let me get you a drink.
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I'll get him a drink.
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You go hose off the patio furniture.
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You know what?
I can hose off the patio furniture.
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- Perfect. That's perfect.
- Oh, thank you.
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You're so sweet.
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- You are like a little angel.
- Okay.
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- Come on, Russ.
- Thank you.
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Did you get it?
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Yeah.
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Do you ever get these?
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Oh, yeah.
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They just keep coming.
I'm like The Fly.
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Like a sweet Australian fly.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I'd love to hear a dubstep from Kurt.
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- Yes.
- Uh, Shaun?
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- Hey.
- Sorry to interrupt.
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Um, I was actually wondering
about Mickey.
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Is she, like,
usually a late person or...
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Um, like, she's normally either late
or she doesn't show up at all.
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So she's probably
not gonna come,
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'cause she hasn't come
to the last three things that I've had.
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Okay. Well, I think I might just
wait around here
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for a little while longer.
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Got a... got a pretty good feeling
she's on her way.
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So she should be here any moment.
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- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.
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It's a Band-Aid.
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That'll heal all your wounds,
inside and out.
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Oh, thanks. It's beautiful.
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Hey, man.
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Hey, I'm Len.
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You wanna come
and tattoo something on me?
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Oh. No, I don't.
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You really want me to?
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It's my way of connecting with people.
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My tattoos represent where I've been,
who I've met.
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Come on in.
Give it a try.
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Oh.
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You know what?
That's actually, uh...
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It's pretty cool.
I like that.
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All right, let's do it.
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Okay.
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Mickey!
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Oh, my God.
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Look at you.
You look so hot.
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You're like a fucking hot mama.
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Thank you.
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Oh. This is my roommate, Bertie.
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Hi. Thanks so much for inviting me.
Your house is gorgeous.
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Um, I love your accent.
Where are you from?
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Oh, she's from Australia,
and yes, she has hugged a koala.
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It's the first thing I asked her.
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Is there anywhere I may get a drink?
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Yes, there's a bar
set up in the kitchen...
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Alcohol!
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I'm just joking.
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But I do really need a drink.
Nice to meet you.
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- Aw.
- I really like her.
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- She's cute.
- She's super cute.
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This is like a full-on grown-up's house.
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I know.
It's super weird, right?
247
00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:58,877
No, it's great.
I'm so proud of you.
248
00:11:58,961 --> 00:12:01,464
You've come such a long way
from that one-bedroom in North Hollywood.
249
00:12:01,547 --> 00:12:02,756
You remember those creepy guys next door
250
00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,508
who always tried to give us massages?
251
00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:05,718
Oh, God.
They were the worst.
252
00:12:05,801 --> 00:12:07,345
Mmm. Did I blow one of them?
253
00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:09,012
You definitely did.
254
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,849
Oh! Some guy you invited is here.
255
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:12,933
Oh, yeah, Gus.
256
00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:14,977
Yeah. Um, he was the first one here
257
00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:16,812
and Brian made him clean off
all of our patio furniture.
258
00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:18,939
- Aw.
- Is he your boyfriend?
259
00:12:19,022 --> 00:12:20,148
No. God, no.
260
00:12:20,232 --> 00:12:21,859
I just thought he'd be, like,
fun at the party.
261
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:25,070
Uh, yeah.
Well, so far he's not.
262
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:32,745
All right. All done.
263
00:12:32,828 --> 00:12:34,913
- Done?
- All done, yeah.
264
00:12:34,997 --> 00:12:36,415
What do you think, huh?
265
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:39,126
What's a sarcoma?
266
00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:41,587
Oh, you don't know?
Kind of ruins the joke.
267
00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:44,214
Uh, sarcoma's like a form of cancer.
268
00:12:45,173 --> 00:12:47,050
- Cancer?
- What? No.
269
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,135
Not like cancer-cancer.
270
00:12:48,218 --> 00:12:51,179
It's, like, malignant tumors, usually,
like bone or muscle, or fat...
271
00:12:51,263 --> 00:12:52,848
That's fucking worse than cancer.
272
00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:54,433
What are you, a fucking idiot?
273
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,477
- No. You told me...
- Are you fucking stupid?
274
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,562
You put... you put fucking
cancer on my back?
275
00:12:58,646 --> 00:12:59,647
- You... Not cancer...
- I should throw you
276
00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:00,856
through the fucking window.
277
00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:03,233
How about you get
the fuck away from me?
278
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,360
- Len, you said do my personality...
- Get away from me.
279
00:13:05,444 --> 00:13:06,612
- ...and that's my personality.
- Get...
280
00:13:06,695 --> 00:13:07,738
I'm a goofball, okay?
281
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,322
You need to get the fuck
away from me.
282
00:13:09,407 --> 00:13:10,533
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
283
00:13:10,616 --> 00:13:12,367
- Get the fuck away from me.
- Okay, you said...
284
00:13:12,451 --> 00:13:14,912
Well, don't tell somebody to write
anything if you don't mean it.
285
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:15,996
Cancer?
286
00:13:16,079 --> 00:13:18,290
Great.
Yeah, it's on Little Santa Monica...
287
00:13:18,373 --> 00:13:20,042
- Cool.
- ...in Beverly Hills.
288
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,126
Mickey?
289
00:13:22,044 --> 00:13:23,712
- Hey.
- Hmm. Gussy!
290
00:13:23,796 --> 00:13:25,423
- How's it going?
- How are you?
291
00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:28,091
- Good. I'm good.
- Oh, I'm so glad you showed.
292
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,636
Yeah, it's good.
It should be a fun party. Huh?
293
00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:32,430
It's a Shaun party.
It's gonna be awesome.
294
00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:34,557
Oh, definitely.
We're gonna have a blast. Yeah.
295
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,309
- Have you been here long?
- No. No, not too long.
296
00:13:37,392 --> 00:13:39,144
Really? She said you were
the first one here.
297
00:13:39,227 --> 00:13:41,146
She did?
298
00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:44,191
Oh, I ought to wring her neck.
299
00:13:44,274 --> 00:13:46,485
Uh, no. Yeah, I was just, uh...
300
00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:48,236
I think I got the time wrong.
I don't know.
301
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,447
I said 7:00.
302
00:13:49,947 --> 00:13:53,576
Right. Well, I guess, uh,
I thought you said 6:42.
303
00:13:53,659 --> 00:13:57,412
So, in my mind,
I was, like, totally, fashionably late.
304
00:13:57,496 --> 00:13:58,539
Can I get you a drink?
305
00:13:58,622 --> 00:14:00,415
I would...
Yeah, I'd love a drink.
306
00:14:00,499 --> 00:14:02,460
- You wanna go get one? Cool.
- Yeah, sure.
307
00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:05,629
Oh, my God.
Is that Dustin?
308
00:14:05,713 --> 00:14:07,548
That's my ex-boyfriend. Fuck.
309
00:14:07,631 --> 00:14:09,382
I gotta go say hi to him.
I'll be right back.
310
00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:10,968
Okay. Do what you have to do.
311
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,427
And, uh...
312
00:14:13,971 --> 00:14:16,515
Shit. Shit. Fuck.
313
00:14:16,599 --> 00:14:19,477
Hey, Cori.
How's everything going over there?
314
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,645
Good. It's just me and Chris.
315
00:14:21,729 --> 00:14:23,230
Uh, just cleanin' up.
316
00:14:23,313 --> 00:14:24,982
How is the party?
317
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,485
Uh, it's kind of weird.
318
00:14:28,486 --> 00:14:32,448
Everybody here at this party looks like
a grown-up version of that movie Kids.
319
00:14:32,531 --> 00:14:34,950
Plus, Mickey showed up late
and then she, like,
320
00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:37,661
blew me off to go talk to an ex.
321
00:14:37,745 --> 00:14:39,997
And it's like, I just feel...
322
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,415
really stupid right now.
323
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,834
See if he has bread?
324
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,293
Like, why did I come?
325
00:14:45,377 --> 00:14:47,963
Like, why did I shoot
my mouth off to everybody,
326
00:14:48,046 --> 00:14:49,465
like I was gonna make out with her?
327
00:14:49,548 --> 00:14:51,299
That's so fucking stupid.
328
00:14:51,383 --> 00:14:54,261
No one thought you guys were actually
gonna make out, anyway, right?
329
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:56,514
It's just like... I feel like...
330
00:14:56,597 --> 00:14:59,182
I feel like she's sick of me already
or something, you know?
331
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,934
It's like, this happens all the time.
332
00:15:01,018 --> 00:15:04,062
It's like, I meet somebody,
and then they like me initially,
333
00:15:04,146 --> 00:15:05,523
and then I just, like, fuck it up
334
00:15:05,606 --> 00:15:07,816
and they get tired of me
or something, you know?
335
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,317
It's like, you know,
336
00:15:09,401 --> 00:15:13,113
you're, like, my only friend, who, like,
grew into liking me, seriously.
337
00:15:13,196 --> 00:15:14,364
That's not true.
338
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,908
Okay, that's true.
339
00:15:15,991 --> 00:15:18,410
But you were like...
When I met you, you were like...
340
00:15:18,494 --> 00:15:20,203
- You were like...
- "Hi, I'm Gus.
341
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,205
What's your major?"
342
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,832
I didn't say that all the time.
343
00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:24,917
Yeah, you did.
344
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,920
You always said that, and everyone
called you Major Gus behind your back.
345
00:15:28,003 --> 00:15:30,756
I thought you called me Major Gus,
like, you know...
346
00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:34,593
Like, in a David Bowie,
Major Tom way, like,
347
00:15:34,677 --> 00:15:38,514
"Ground control to Major Gus"
sort of thing.
348
00:15:38,597 --> 00:15:39,807
No.
349
00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:44,394
Uh. Sorry, occupied.
350
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,021
Are you in the bathroom?
351
00:15:46,104 --> 00:15:47,480
No. Yeah. What?
352
00:15:47,565 --> 00:15:49,608
I think
I'm just gonna go home.
353
00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:51,735
It was, like, a huge mistake
coming here.
354
00:15:51,819 --> 00:15:52,903
Don't go home.
355
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,947
You went all the way there
to talk to her,
356
00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:56,574
so why don't you
fucking talk to her?
357
00:15:56,657 --> 00:15:58,784
Why don't you be a man?
358
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:01,244
Just be a man.
You're a man, aren't you?
359
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,747
Okay. Yeah. All right.
360
00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:06,166
- Bye, Cori.
- Bye.
361
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,631
You can do this, Gus.
362
00:16:12,715 --> 00:16:14,091
You're the man.
363
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,885
You're... like a man.
364
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,888
You're close to being a man.
365
00:16:22,474 --> 00:16:23,934
Fuck you,
you piece of shit.
366
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,188
Hey.
367
00:16:29,147 --> 00:16:32,484
Um... that smell was in here
before I got in here.
368
00:16:32,568 --> 00:16:34,486
Yeah, you're the man.
369
00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:35,779
You heard me?
370
00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:38,115
Fuck you.
371
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:42,327
Dustino.
372
00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:44,079
- Hey.
- Hey, no, where are you going?
373
00:16:44,162 --> 00:16:46,539
I haven't seen you in forever.
Let's hang out.
374
00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:47,750
Why would I wanna do that?
375
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:50,543
I don't see you for years
and suddenly everything is just cool?
376
00:16:50,628 --> 00:16:52,838
What's the problem?
We said we were gonna be friends.
377
00:16:52,921 --> 00:16:54,506
Is that how you remember it?
378
00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:56,049
You were awful to me.
379
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,342
No, I wasn't.
380
00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:58,886
You stole my laptop.
381
00:16:58,969 --> 00:17:01,138
Had my family photos on it.
I didn't have those backed up.
382
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,641
Are you crazy?
I never stole your laptop.
383
00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:06,184
My couch has cigarette burns
all over it because of you.
384
00:17:06,268 --> 00:17:07,477
You could've burned down my house.
385
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,647
I have dogs!
Did that ever occur to you?
386
00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:11,314
Okay. Okay.
387
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,275
But who cares?
It was years ago.
388
00:17:13,358 --> 00:17:14,943
You destroy everything that you touch.
389
00:17:15,027 --> 00:17:18,030
I've spent thousands of dollars
on therapy because of you.
390
00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:20,032
Okay. Well, yeah,
you did shit to me, too.
391
00:17:20,115 --> 00:17:21,742
It's called being in a relationship.
392
00:17:21,825 --> 00:17:24,411
I didn't cheat on you.
You cheated on me, though, right?
393
00:17:24,494 --> 00:17:26,454
With Atwater Carl.
Big surprise.
394
00:17:26,538 --> 00:17:28,581
You fucking crazy?
395
00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:31,669
Carl was my best guy friend,
and you couldn't handle that,
396
00:17:31,752 --> 00:17:33,420
so you're making up
all this bullshit.
397
00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:36,632
Can you tell the truth,
one time, for once? Please?
398
00:17:36,715 --> 00:17:39,259
I am. I am. I swear on my life.
399
00:17:39,342 --> 00:17:44,222
I swear on fucking Shaun's baby's life
that I did not cheat on you with Carl.
400
00:17:44,306 --> 00:17:45,307
And you know what?
401
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:47,475
I was really looking forward
to seeing you for one second
402
00:17:47,559 --> 00:17:49,269
until you started
with all this bullshit.
403
00:17:49,352 --> 00:17:51,146
Oh, my God. Just...
Whatever. Fuck off.
404
00:18:25,388 --> 00:18:26,639
Hey.
405
00:18:27,766 --> 00:18:28,809
Hey.
406
00:18:28,892 --> 00:18:31,519
You're that guy that tattooed Len
right after me, huh?
407
00:18:31,603 --> 00:18:33,646
I did, I did.
Did you see that?
408
00:18:33,731 --> 00:18:35,691
What happened?
Why'd he flip out?
409
00:18:35,774 --> 00:18:40,570
He had a mole on his back
and I tattooed "sarcoma" next to it.
410
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,198
- That's amazing.
- He didn't like that, yeah.
411
00:18:43,782 --> 00:18:46,785
Oh, man. That dude needs
to lighten the fuck up, right?
412
00:18:46,869 --> 00:18:49,579
I mean, he's got a piece of pizza
tattooed on his chest.
413
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,707
I know, right?
It's like, "Chill out, dude."
414
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,127
What about you?
You got any tattoos?
415
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,129
I do. Just this little guy.
416
00:18:57,212 --> 00:18:59,339
Oh. Right there.
417
00:18:59,422 --> 00:19:01,383
Yeah, what is that?
A moon, stars?
418
00:19:01,466 --> 00:19:03,218
- Something like that.
- Yeah.
419
00:19:03,301 --> 00:19:06,179
Get some horseshoes, clovers,
you got all the Lucky Charms, right?
420
00:19:06,263 --> 00:19:07,555
Oh, yeah.
421
00:19:07,639 --> 00:19:09,933
You've probably heard that,
like, five billion times, yeah?
422
00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:11,810
How about you?
You have any?
423
00:19:11,894 --> 00:19:14,271
Tattoos? Uh, no.
424
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,816
I'm not really, uh, the kind of guy
who could pull off a tattoo, you know?
425
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:20,235
- Like earrings, ball caps, tattoos.
- You could pull it off.
426
00:19:20,318 --> 00:19:21,653
- None of that.
- You could pull off some tats...
427
00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:23,196
Like, just some sleeves.
428
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,406
Oh, some sleeves over here.
429
00:19:24,489 --> 00:19:26,408
Or, like, just, like,
"fuck" across your throat.
430
00:19:26,491 --> 00:19:28,701
Oh. Yeah, maybe.
431
00:19:28,786 --> 00:19:30,037
Maybe, I'll, uh...
432
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,914
I could get one of those,
like, teardrop tattoos
433
00:19:31,997 --> 00:19:33,206
for every person I've killed.
434
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:35,000
- That'd be good.
- And I've killed a lot.
435
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:37,210
So, I'd have, like,
12 teardrops on my cheek.
436
00:19:37,294 --> 00:19:40,672
Or, like, a little swastika
or something on your...
437
00:19:40,756 --> 00:19:42,758
- Maybe. What?
- Oh!
438
00:19:42,841 --> 00:19:44,927
- What?
- I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
439
00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:46,178
Why?
Do you think I'm Jewish?
440
00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:48,180
Every... That's okay,
everybody thinks I'm Jewish.
441
00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:49,681
I'm not, so I don't care.
442
00:19:49,765 --> 00:19:50,808
- No way.
- Yeah.
443
00:19:50,891 --> 00:19:52,350
I mean, I do care.
444
00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:55,437
I'm a non-Jewish person
who cares about swastikas.
445
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,190
Why don't I go grab a drink
446
00:19:58,273 --> 00:20:00,943
and think up some cooler tattoo ideas?
447
00:20:01,026 --> 00:20:02,903
Some non-swastika tattoos.
448
00:20:02,986 --> 00:20:04,029
Yeah, that'd be good.
449
00:20:04,112 --> 00:20:05,530
- And come find you.
- Yeah, yeah.
450
00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:06,698
- Okay.
- Okay.
451
00:20:06,782 --> 00:20:08,200
- I'll see you in a bit.
- Okay.
452
00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:09,910
Good. See you around.
453
00:20:33,141 --> 00:20:34,142
- Hey.
- Hey.
454
00:20:34,226 --> 00:20:35,602
Is this cool? Sorry.
455
00:20:35,685 --> 00:20:36,728
You play?
456
00:20:36,812 --> 00:20:39,772
- Uh, not well. No.
- Me, neither.
457
00:20:41,524 --> 00:20:43,151
Actually, I'm pretty good.
458
00:20:43,235 --> 00:20:44,402
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
459
00:20:44,486 --> 00:20:45,863
Where's my fucking amp?
460
00:20:45,946 --> 00:20:48,656
I mean, at Jeffrey
and my record label alone...
461
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,408
I mean, we've had, like,
what, four bosses
462
00:20:50,492 --> 00:20:51,618
- in the past five years?
- Yeah.
463
00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:55,330
Four? That must be so confusing.
How do you guys keep track of them?
464
00:20:55,413 --> 00:20:56,748
Um...
This is bullshit.
465
00:20:56,832 --> 00:20:58,375
- Why are we talking about this?
- No, it's not.
466
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,877
It think it's kind of fascinating
467
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,794
- from a sociological standpoint.
- Really?
468
00:21:01,879 --> 00:21:04,214
Yeah, okay. What do you do?
469
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,383
I work in, uh,
focus group research.
470
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,343
- I moderate focus groups.
- That's awesome.
471
00:21:08,426 --> 00:21:09,594
Oh, for, like, movies or...
472
00:21:09,677 --> 00:21:12,305
Yeah, uh, sometimes for movies,
mainly for food.
473
00:21:12,389 --> 00:21:13,932
Okay,
so you get, like, people to tell you,
474
00:21:14,016 --> 00:21:15,433
like, what chips are the crunchiest?
475
00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:17,602
Yes, very perceptive, Jeffrey.
476
00:21:17,685 --> 00:21:19,312
- Give us your spiel. Let's see this.
- Oh, okay, uh...
477
00:21:19,396 --> 00:21:22,065
I'd bring everyone into the room
with all the brands,
478
00:21:22,149 --> 00:21:24,067
but then I would
turn the labels away from you
479
00:21:24,151 --> 00:21:25,861
- so you're not prejudiced.
- Sure.
480
00:21:25,944 --> 00:21:26,987
And then I'd be like,
481
00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:29,781
"So, okay, which tequila
tastes best?"
482
00:21:29,865 --> 00:21:31,283
First, try number one.
483
00:21:33,285 --> 00:21:34,286
Drink.
484
00:21:34,369 --> 00:21:36,329
- Okay.
- All right, we're doing this, I guess.
485
00:21:37,414 --> 00:21:39,207
Now try number two.
486
00:21:42,044 --> 00:21:43,170
Mmm.
487
00:21:43,253 --> 00:21:44,922
It's... It's one.
It's so clear.
488
00:21:45,047 --> 00:21:46,048
- Yeah, I'm one as well.
- Mmm-hmm.
489
00:21:46,131 --> 00:21:47,674
Now let's try number three.
490
00:21:47,757 --> 00:21:49,509
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
491
00:21:53,889 --> 00:21:55,974
Um, it's one.
I have to stay loyal.
492
00:21:56,058 --> 00:21:57,475
No. No, it's three for me.
493
00:21:57,559 --> 00:21:59,144
Three? I love it.
494
00:21:59,227 --> 00:22:00,979
So then I'd ask you some
follow-up questions
495
00:22:01,063 --> 00:22:02,230
about how three makes you feel.
496
00:22:02,314 --> 00:22:03,773
So, like, does, uh,
497
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:07,277
three make you feel like you might do
something you might regret later on?
498
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,947
Like, something you
wouldn't normally do
499
00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:12,532
in a party full of people
with just someone,
500
00:22:12,615 --> 00:22:14,409
- maybe, who you just met?
- Uh-huh.
501
00:22:14,492 --> 00:22:15,493
Yeah, I think I might.
502
00:22:15,577 --> 00:22:17,955
I think I might
do something crazy tonight.
503
00:22:18,038 --> 00:22:19,539
- That's great.
- Yeah.
504
00:22:29,424 --> 00:22:30,842
Whoo!
505
00:22:38,475 --> 00:22:41,811
♪ Jet, ooh ♪
506
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:45,023
♪ Jet, ooh ♪
507
00:22:45,107 --> 00:22:46,149
♪ Jet! ♪
508
00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:51,029
♪ I can almost remember
Their funny faces ♪
509
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:57,285
♪ That time you told me
That you were going to be marrying soon ♪
510
00:22:58,786 --> 00:23:01,123
♪ And Jet ♪
511
00:23:01,206 --> 00:23:06,628
♪ I thought the only lonely place was
On the moon ♪
512
00:23:06,711 --> 00:23:10,173
♪ Jet, ooh ♪
513
00:23:10,257 --> 00:23:12,967
♪ Jet, ooh ♪
514
00:23:13,051 --> 00:23:15,053
- Sounds good.
- Thanks.
515
00:23:15,137 --> 00:23:17,139
I didn't even notice
you were watchin'.
516
00:23:17,222 --> 00:23:20,058
Uh, I'm gonna grab a smoke.
You wanna join?
517
00:23:20,142 --> 00:23:22,560
Uh, you know,
we're kind of grooving out here,
518
00:23:22,644 --> 00:23:24,604
so maybe in a couple verses?
519
00:23:25,855 --> 00:23:27,565
Totally. Yeah, totally.
520
00:23:27,649 --> 00:23:28,816
- Cool.
- What?
521
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,527
- Cool!
- Cool.
522
00:23:31,319 --> 00:23:33,488
♪ And Jet ♪
523
00:23:33,571 --> 00:23:38,910
♪ I thought the major
Was a lady suffragette ♪
524
00:23:38,993 --> 00:23:42,414
♪ Jet, ooh ♪
525
00:23:42,497 --> 00:23:45,375
♪ Jet, ooh ♪
526
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:48,795
♪ Ah, Mater ♪
527
00:23:48,878 --> 00:23:52,132
♪ Want Jet to always love me ♪
528
00:23:52,215 --> 00:23:55,677
♪ Ah, Mater ♪
529
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,347
♪ Want Jet to always love me ♪
530
00:23:59,431 --> 00:24:01,599
♪ Ah, Mater ♪
531
00:24:02,350 --> 00:24:03,601
Hey, Micks?
532
00:24:05,228 --> 00:24:07,897
Jesus fucking Christ.
You're here?
533
00:24:08,856 --> 00:24:12,026
This party is like The Christmas Carol.
Every guy I've ever dated is here.
534
00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:13,736
That's probably
why it's so crowded.
535
00:24:15,363 --> 00:24:16,531
I'm kidding.
536
00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:19,909
What are you doing here?
Did Shaun invite you?
537
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:23,580
No, she Instagrammed a picture of it,
and I saw you in the background.
538
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,790
And, uh, I wanted to talk to you, so...
539
00:24:25,873 --> 00:24:28,000
Save your breath,
I'm not joining Bliss House.
540
00:24:28,085 --> 00:24:30,420
I'm over that nonsense, all right?
That's... that's done.
541
00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:31,629
That was...
542
00:24:31,713 --> 00:24:35,383
That was me trying to fill
this God-sized hole that I had.
543
00:24:35,467 --> 00:24:37,510
But then I realized it's not God.
544
00:24:37,594 --> 00:24:39,429
It was... It's a Mickey-sized hole.
545
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,139
Oh, brother.
546
00:24:41,723 --> 00:24:45,059
How long is this fucking jam session
gonna go on?
547
00:24:45,143 --> 00:24:46,686
You know, I'm sober.
548
00:24:48,646 --> 00:24:50,398
Quit drinking. I stopped.
549
00:24:50,482 --> 00:24:52,234
Good for you, okay? Bye.
550
00:24:52,317 --> 00:24:54,319
- All right, okay, wait.
- What?
551
00:24:54,402 --> 00:24:55,612
What about you?
552
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,614
- You're not sober.
- I'm in AA.
553
00:24:57,697 --> 00:25:00,117
You're drinking wine
straight out of the bottle right now.
554
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,576
You know what?
I'm on my own path.
555
00:25:01,659 --> 00:25:03,661
You worry about your journey,
I'll worry about mine.
556
00:25:03,745 --> 00:25:05,580
Okay, uh... I just...
557
00:25:07,624 --> 00:25:10,042
- I want to make love to you sober.
- What?
558
00:25:10,127 --> 00:25:12,629
I love you,
and I miss you.
559
00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:15,840
And I'm doing this for us.
I'm doing this for you.
560
00:25:15,923 --> 00:25:17,300
You're doing this for me?
561
00:25:17,384 --> 00:25:18,551
You don't even fucking know me.
562
00:25:18,635 --> 00:25:21,596
You just wanna fuck me
and then go to your mom's house.
563
00:25:21,679 --> 00:25:23,014
You know what?
You're this...
564
00:25:23,097 --> 00:25:26,393
Oh, you're this cute,
pixie, little nice woman,
565
00:25:26,476 --> 00:25:27,477
but you know what?
566
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,811
You're a fucking bitch.
567
00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,481
Here's an idea.
Why don't you go fuck yourself?
568
00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:33,650
- Hmm?
- Hey, Mickey. Guess what?
569
00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:35,527
Atwater Carl confirms.
570
00:25:36,403 --> 00:25:39,489
We fucked! What are you talk...
We fucked, like, three times.
571
00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:41,574
- God, all right.
- You know we did, Mick.
572
00:25:41,658 --> 00:25:43,075
By the way,
you look super-hot.
573
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,327
Fuck you, Carl.
574
00:25:44,411 --> 00:25:45,578
- What's the matter?
- Fuck you!
575
00:25:45,662 --> 00:25:47,455
- He's telling the truth.
- Go away!
576
00:25:47,539 --> 00:25:48,581
- Go away!
- What's going on here?
577
00:25:48,665 --> 00:25:50,708
- Are we, uh, destroying another soul?
- Get the fuck out of here.
578
00:25:50,792 --> 00:25:52,585
- Why are you talking to this whore?
- Don't call her a whore.
579
00:25:52,669 --> 00:25:54,504
- I love her.
- Hey, buddy, I don't know you, okay?
580
00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:55,963
But I guarantee you
she's cheated on you.
581
00:25:56,047 --> 00:25:57,465
What's your fuckin' problem?
582
00:25:57,549 --> 00:25:59,967
What's my fuckin' problem?
She is my fuckin' problem.
583
00:26:00,051 --> 00:26:02,053
Well, you're my fucking
problem now, dude.
584
00:26:02,136 --> 00:26:05,348
So would you recommend this tequila,
or would you highly...
585
00:26:05,432 --> 00:26:08,268
Highly recommend this tequila.
Yeah.
586
00:26:08,351 --> 00:26:10,728
And, like, if an orgy
were to break out,
587
00:26:10,812 --> 00:26:13,856
would you like for that
to be a large-sized orgy
588
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:16,859
or like, just like,
a nice, mid-sized orgy?
589
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:18,820
Nice, mid-sized. Yeah.
590
00:26:18,903 --> 00:26:20,988
You're really cute
when you're drunk, you know?
591
00:26:21,072 --> 00:26:23,200
Obviously, I've never
seen you not drunk, but...
592
00:26:23,283 --> 00:26:24,367
You're pretty cute, too.
593
00:26:24,451 --> 00:26:26,244
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
594
00:26:27,329 --> 00:26:29,038
Are you pretending to be straight?
595
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:31,249
Because you weren't pretending
to be straight last night.
596
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:32,792
Oh, my God.
597
00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,502
What's happening?
598
00:26:34,586 --> 00:26:36,087
Oh, my God.
Fuck you, Daniel.
599
00:26:36,170 --> 00:26:38,047
You know,
sexuality's a spectrum, okay?
600
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,049
- And we're not a couple. So...
- And you're here.
601
00:26:41,175 --> 00:26:42,719
I'm outta here.
Fuck you, man.
602
00:26:43,845 --> 00:26:46,639
- Where's he going?
- Fuck.
603
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,766
Sorry.
604
00:26:48,850 --> 00:26:51,394
I don't mind that he has sex with boys.
605
00:26:51,478 --> 00:26:53,730
Mmm, I don't mind, either.
606
00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,064
Fuck you.
607
00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:56,483
- I'm trying to fucking help you.
- Dude!
608
00:26:56,566 --> 00:26:57,942
- Dude, stop it!
- Fucking help me.
609
00:26:58,025 --> 00:26:59,527
You guys are acting like idiots.
610
00:26:59,611 --> 00:27:01,529
- Just fucking... Just admit it, Mickey.
- Okay, fine!
611
00:27:01,613 --> 00:27:03,490
I fucked around on you.
But guess what?
612
00:27:03,573 --> 00:27:05,492
There are bigger deals
than cheating on your boyfriend
613
00:27:05,575 --> 00:27:07,619
- when you're 28 years old!
- You know what troubles me?
614
00:27:07,702 --> 00:27:10,663
Is that you swore on a baby's life
that you were telling the truth.
615
00:27:10,747 --> 00:27:12,081
I told you she's a fucking whore!
616
00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,875
I told you not to call her that!
617
00:27:13,958 --> 00:27:15,835
Fine, punch each other.
I don't give a fuck.
618
00:27:15,918 --> 00:27:18,045
Oh, shit!
619
00:27:18,129 --> 00:27:19,881
It's like his thumb
went right in my eye.
620
00:27:19,964 --> 00:27:21,341
I didn't think
that was gonna happen.
621
00:27:21,424 --> 00:27:24,469
If anything, I thought you were
gonna beat the shit out of him.
622
00:27:24,552 --> 00:27:26,846
And thank you for defending my honor.
623
00:27:26,929 --> 00:27:28,723
I am the one that called you a whore!
624
00:27:29,391 --> 00:27:31,268
You know what?
Fuck you, and fuck you, too.
625
00:27:31,351 --> 00:27:33,436
I can't believe I fucked
either one of you.
626
00:27:49,452 --> 00:27:52,872
♪ It's another weight I made ♪
627
00:27:54,081 --> 00:27:56,584
♪ I lifted that weight ♪
628
00:27:56,668 --> 00:27:57,960
God.
629
00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:00,212
♪ To the sky ♪
630
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:03,132
♪ I ♪
631
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:04,384
Boo!
632
00:28:04,467 --> 00:28:05,552
- Not again.
- You suck.
633
00:28:06,678 --> 00:28:10,473
Boo!
634
00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:11,933
Mickey, maybe we should head home now.
635
00:28:12,016 --> 00:28:15,770
No. This... We need to be fuckin'
wild and free, right, guys?
636
00:28:15,853 --> 00:28:17,314
Don't you remember?
637
00:28:17,397 --> 00:28:19,482
The night... the night that
fuckin' Elliott Smith died,
638
00:28:19,566 --> 00:28:21,859
Shaun and I did crack
and then we went and we banged
639
00:28:21,943 --> 00:28:23,736
on everybody's doors
and told them about it.
640
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:24,946
That was a fuckin' night.
641
00:28:25,029 --> 00:28:27,615
Come on! What the fuck?
You're sitting on the floor.
642
00:28:27,699 --> 00:28:30,159
Let's go in there in the pool.
Let's go fucking christen the pool.
643
00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:31,369
Let's do it! Fuck!
644
00:28:31,453 --> 00:28:33,245
Christen the pool!
645
00:28:33,330 --> 00:28:35,247
Come on!
Alexis, get in the pool.
646
00:28:35,332 --> 00:28:36,791
I can't.
I have my phone on me.
647
00:28:36,874 --> 00:28:38,293
- Get in the fuckin' pool.
- Hey, not a great idea.
648
00:28:38,376 --> 00:28:40,337
It's cold out
and the pool's not heated yet.
649
00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:41,629
What? Who cares?
650
00:28:41,713 --> 00:28:43,673
We once pissed in your mouth
in Palm Springs
651
00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:45,550
because Shaun and I dared you.
652
00:28:45,633 --> 00:28:47,176
Can you please stop
bringing that up?
653
00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:49,554
By this time of night,
we'd all be hookin' up with each other.
654
00:28:49,637 --> 00:28:51,764
The least we can do
is get in the pool.
655
00:28:51,889 --> 00:28:53,099
Like, come on.
Let's make shit happen.
656
00:28:53,182 --> 00:28:55,017
Fuck the police!
657
00:28:56,143 --> 00:28:57,520
Yes!
658
00:28:57,604 --> 00:28:59,731
Yes! Dude, it is on!
659
00:28:59,814 --> 00:29:01,316
Shaun, get your tits out.
660
00:29:01,399 --> 00:29:02,817
Please don't.
661
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,652
Whoo!
662
00:29:14,454 --> 00:29:16,038
Whoa!
663
00:29:22,044 --> 00:29:24,589
We're not dead yet, fuckers!
664
00:29:27,634 --> 00:29:29,636
Shit.
665
00:29:33,264 --> 00:29:35,850
- I can't... breathe!
- It's okay.
666
00:29:35,933 --> 00:29:37,184
It's okay.
667
00:29:37,268 --> 00:29:39,311
It's all right.
668
00:29:41,939 --> 00:29:43,400
- It's... like...
- It's all right.
669
00:29:43,483 --> 00:29:47,779
It's like somebody
body-slammed my stomach.
670
00:29:47,862 --> 00:29:50,865
- Oh, my God.
- It's okay.
671
00:29:52,575 --> 00:29:54,494
Okay.
672
00:29:54,577 --> 00:29:55,870
It's getting better.
673
00:29:57,079 --> 00:29:59,999
Yeah, see?
Everything's okay.
674
00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:06,005
I just...
I just wanted to have fun.
675
00:30:06,088 --> 00:30:09,133
Aw. And you did have fun.
676
00:30:09,216 --> 00:30:10,927
You just got, um, you know...
677
00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,970
super injured.
678
00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:21,396
Are you all right?
679
00:30:21,479 --> 00:30:24,148
You really smashed into the water.
680
00:30:24,231 --> 00:30:26,233
- Yeah. Aw.
- I'll take care of you.
681
00:30:26,317 --> 00:30:28,611
- Hi, Gus.
- Hey, Bertie.
682
00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:35,410
You guys are like my parents,
but... nicer.
683
00:30:36,578 --> 00:30:38,162
Hey, you know what?
684
00:30:39,997 --> 00:30:43,960
You are the nicest, sweetest,
most caring people I know.
685
00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,795
You guys should go on a date.
686
00:30:46,504 --> 00:30:49,799
You would make
such a good couple.
687
00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:52,301
- Mmm...
- Uh...
688
00:30:54,546 --> 00:30:59,546
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