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[soft rock playing on radio]
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[cashier] So that'll be $2.35.
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[Mickey] Shit.
Fuck, dude, I don't have my wallet.
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Can I pay you back later?
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[cashier] No, we don't do that.
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[Mickey] Dude, I live, like,
two blocks from here.
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I'll run home, get money,
come back, pay you.
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I'll pay you more than I owe you.
I'll give you a big tip.
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[cashier] No. You just go home,
get your money,
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then come back
and get your coffee.
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[Mickey] Dude, I fucking need this coffee
right now, please, dude.
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I need it to, like, you know,
get shit going.
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Please, please, do me a solid.
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This isn't a charity.
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If you not gonna pay it, just go.
Get out.
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[Mickey stutters] What, you're just gonna
let that coffee get cold?
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You're just gonna waste
that cup of coffee?
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- [cashier] Yeah.
- That doesn't make any sense.
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No, I'm fucking taking this coffee
right now.
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No, no, no, no,
you stealing the coffee.
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I'm calling the police.
You're on the cameras.
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- I'm on the cameras? Big fucking deal.
- Yeah, yeah. It's...
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Hi, hello. Fuck you. Fuck you.
I don't care, you have me on the camera.
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You know me, dude.
I'm good for it.
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I'll come right back.
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Hey, you know what?
I got this. It's cool.
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[cashier] Are you sure?
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure.
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[clicks tongue] Okay.
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And a pack of cigarettes?
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And a pack of smokes.
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Parliaments.
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Thanks.
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You know what?
Fuck you.
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You're a mean,
nasty little motherfucker.
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You know me.
I come in here every fucking week.
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I know your whole fucking family.
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I know your mother.
She's mean.
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I know your brother.
He looks weirdly old.
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And your creepy uncle
that says dumb shit to me,
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but I don't ever complain about that.
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You're just a lonely, sad,
evil motherfucker!
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Okay. So...
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that'll be $9.89.
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[theme music playing]
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I'm not crazy.
That dude's a fucking asshole.
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Yeah. No...
I don't know.
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[chuckles softly]
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What? I have money.
I can pay you back.
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Uh, yeah, I know. It's...
But you don't have to.
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I live, like, two blocks from here.
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If you just follow me,
I'll run inside and grab you your money.
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Uh...
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You know what?
It's totally cool.
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It's on me.
Just, um, you can have a nice day.
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Don't be a fucking hero.
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[flicking lighter]
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So you live nearby?
It's not, like...
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- a huge haul?
- I live right nearby.
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I'm Mickey.
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Mickey, hey, I'm Gus.
Nice to meet ya.
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[Gus] So you live around here?
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[Mickey] Yeah, right up there.
[Gus] Cool.
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For how long?
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[Mickey] I moved here, I wanna say,
five, six years ago, from Jersey.
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- Ah.
- Where are you from?
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Oh, I'm sure you've heard of it.
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It's the, uh... major city
of Brookings, South Dakota.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The guy who invented boredom's from there.
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[chuckles] Yeah, right, yeah.
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It's for, uh, all the people
who can't handle
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all the intensity of, uh...
Sioux Falls, South Dakota, you know?
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[Mickey] Where do you live in LA?
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- Um... you know the Hollywood sign?
- Mmm-hmm.
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I actually live inside the letter "O."
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Which one? There are three.
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Good question.
It's a great question.
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Uh, well, not the first "O,"
'cause the rent's insane.
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Obviously.
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Uh... but I live in the second "O."
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In "wood."
First "O" in "wood."
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[coughs]
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[boy] Yeah!
Go faster, go faster!
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[woman] Jacob, settle.
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- Someone needs a nap.
- Faster!
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I don't normally like to gossip,
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but did you hear
that Jacob needs a nap?
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I did. I did hear that.
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And it's like,
"Fuckin' Jacob, give your mom a break."
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[Gus] So, yeah, I'm not for sure,
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but I think around here's where
they filmed, uh, Armed and Dangerous.
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John Candy and Eugene Levy and...
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[chuckles] They play these, like,
security guards who, um...
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They, like, bust, like, a coke ring,
drug cartel sort of thing.
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[Mickey] You're making this up.
[Gus] No, no.
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It is very real
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and... very funny.
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My friends once Airbnb'd the house
from Nightmare on Elm Street.
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- Whoa! So cool. That's awesome.
- Fuck, no.
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I wouldn't wanna sleep in the house
where Freddy Krueger lived.
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Well, Freddy didn't live there.
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It's, like, the girl who has nightmares
about Freddy lives there.
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Whatever, it...
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[Mickey] You got work today?
[Gus] Nah.
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- You?
- [Mickey] Monday.
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What do you do?
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I'm a program manager
at a satellite radio station.
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Ah, that sounds important.
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Sounds way more important than it is.
You?
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- I work in TV.
- Oh!
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Yeah. I'm an on-set teacher.
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Oh, you're a... you're a tutor?
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Yeah. On-set teacher.
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For the show, um...
[clicks tongue] Witchita.
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- Have you heard of it?
- No.
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Oh, it's this, uh...
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It's a show about this group of witches
who secretly live in the suburbs.
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Sort of like, um...
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Desperate Housewives meets...
I don't know, witches.
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Oh, wait, I've seen the billboard
for that show.
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The "T" in Witchita is a witch
being burned on a cross?
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- That's right. That's the one.
- [chuckles]
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So, is that what you wanna do,
just be a tutor forever?
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No. I mean, I'd like to be more
on the creative side of things.
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I actually...
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I wrote this episode of Witchita
and it's just, like, in my drawer and,
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you know, I'm hoping one day,
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maybe I can give it
to the right person on the show and...
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I don't know.
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You wanna write for Witchita?
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Well, I'm not...
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I mean, it's more of a means to an end,
like, I guess my goal is, um...
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This is weird.
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Have you ever heard of,
um, erotic thrillers?
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Like, horror porn?
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No, more like, uh...
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Fatal Attraction or Basic Instinct
or, like, Brian De Palma movies.
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You know, people love those movies.
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And they made a whole bunch of 'em
but now they don't anymore.
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So I feel like, you know,
people would really...
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Yeah, I guess now with the Internet,
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you don't have to go
to a movie theater to see boobs.
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I think that's part of it, yeah.
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Plus, you know,
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Michael Douglas is, like,
200 years old now, so...
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Well, if you ever make one of those,
I will go see it in the theater.
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Those movies are great.
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This is my place, so...
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- I'll run in and grab my wallet.
- Okay.
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[blows raspberries]
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Hey, morning.
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- What?
- [dog barks]
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Morning.
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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Uh, you weren't here when I got here,
so I just let myself in.
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Also, the door was unlocked,
so I just walked in.
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I gotta grab something from my room.
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Great.
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What?
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Shit.
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Fuck! Shit!
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Hey, uh, I can't find my wallet.
Can I borrow 20 bucks?
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Oh, sorry.
I'm paper-free.
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I only use credit cards and Apple Pay.
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Oh.
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- How's the unpacking going?
- Good. Good.
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Could you help me
carry my dresser in?
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Of course.
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[Gus straining] So I'll just, uh...
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- Just back it up here. Ooh.
- [Bertie grunts]
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- This is heavy.
- Yeah.
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- You mind if we just set it down?
- [both grunting]
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I think if we take the drawers out,
it'd just be, uh, a lot lighter.
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Oh, okay.
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- Oh. You got stuff in here.
- Yeah.
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- [both grunting]
- [Gus] Ow!
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- What are those, books?
- Yeah.
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- Coloring books.
- From when I was a kid.
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You took all this stuff
with you from Australia?
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Yeah, it all reminds me of home.
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- Oh, that's nice.
- Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, that's much better.
That's good.
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So, how long have you known Mickey for?
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Uh, about 15 minutes.
How about you?
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Since yesterday.
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- She's cool, right?
- Oh, my God, she's so cool.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. But, like, a little bit scary.
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- Yeah, she is scary, right?
- But so cool.
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[stutters] Oh. Fart.
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Okay. Sorry.
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- It's a nice place.
- [Bertie] Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
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So where are we, uh, taking this?
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- To the back bedroom.
- Oh, okay.
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Oh, you guys made it in.
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[grunts] Yeah.
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Sorry, I had to pee so bad.
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- Oh, we managed. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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So, I left my wallet at this place,
Bliss House.
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I went there last night and I think
I dropped it in the collection basket.
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Oh, wow. That sounds,
like, super stressful.
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Well, you don't have to worry
about paying me back.
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You know, I'm just gonna head home.
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I'll Uber home or something. Yeah.
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I can give you a ride.
I have to go to Bliss House anyway.
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I can go there first, get my wallet.
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That sounds like it will work perfectly.
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Oh, uh, yeah.
I mean, if you don't...
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mind, er...
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- It was her idea. Why would she mind?
- Right.
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Come on.
What the fuck else are you gonna do today?
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Let's go have an adventure.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Have an adventure. Okay.
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- This is the place?
- Oh, yeah, this is it.
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I went to visit my friend here last night,
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and it turned out to be
some kind of, like, church?
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- [Gus] Mmm-hmm.
- Which isn't really my thing.
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But then they passed around a basket
and I didn't wanna be rude,
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so I put a couple dollars in,
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[chuckling] and then I guess
I put my whole wallet in.
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You dropped the whole wallet in?
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Yeah.
Ambien and going out don't mix.
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Oh, I'll remember that.
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So...
Wait, so the guy you met here,
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was he, like, a boyfriend guy, or what?
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Maybe if that door's locked,
you can boost me up through that window.
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Uh...
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- Okay.
- Oh!
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[Gus] Oh.
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[Gus softly] Is anyone here?
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- Are we scared?
- I think this is the way.
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- Oh, my God! Holy fuck!
- [squealing]
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Cut, cut!
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
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What the fuck is this?
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- Oh, my God.
- [chuckles]
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[director] What the fuck is this?
240
00:11:24,593 --> 00:11:26,554
[stutters] Sorry,
I thought this was Bliss House.
241
00:11:26,637 --> 00:11:28,347
What's Blizzows?
242
00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:30,265
I was here last night,
and this was a church.
243
00:11:30,349 --> 00:11:32,976
Yeah, it's a rental location.
Who's posted at the back door?
244
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,020
We just lost an entire fucking take!
245
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:37,648
And you, Sparky? Yeah.
I can see you breathing on the monitor.
246
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:40,025
You breathe again
and I'll fucking kill you for real.
247
00:11:40,108 --> 00:11:41,109
All right, let's go again.
248
00:11:41,193 --> 00:11:42,528
Uh, is there a lost and found?
249
00:11:42,611 --> 00:11:44,071
Oh, my God!
Are you still here?
250
00:11:44,154 --> 00:11:45,906
Can you go, please?
Can you, please?
251
00:11:45,989 --> 00:11:48,075
- I beg of you. Just go.
- All right, folks, I need you to clear.
252
00:11:48,158 --> 00:11:49,868
- When is this gonna be on?
- What the fuck are we making?
253
00:11:49,952 --> 00:11:52,705
Huh, guys? A student film?
Is that what this is?
254
00:11:52,788 --> 00:11:54,540
Am I the only one here who gives a shit?
255
00:11:55,207 --> 00:11:56,500
Congrats on finding your wallet.
256
00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:58,251
I can't believe it.
They didn't steal anything.
257
00:11:58,336 --> 00:12:01,213
- I know.
- I mean, big ups for Bliss House.
258
00:12:01,296 --> 00:12:04,925
Who puts a wallet with money in it
into a lost and found?
259
00:12:05,008 --> 00:12:07,553
- I would.
- Yeah, right.
260
00:12:07,636 --> 00:12:09,680
I'm serious. Why would I steal
somebody's, like, wallet?
261
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,056
That's insane.
262
00:12:11,139 --> 00:12:13,892
Aw, what a nice
little Midwesterner you are.
263
00:12:13,976 --> 00:12:15,018
Oh.
264
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,145
My mom always tells me
I should date a Midwestern boy,
265
00:12:17,229 --> 00:12:19,398
'cause they're really
sweet and honest.
266
00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:20,524
- Oh, really?
- Mmm-hmm.
267
00:12:20,608 --> 00:12:22,025
Well, uh, tell your mom...
268
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,694
to go fuck herself.
269
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,322
I'm kidding, that's a joke.
I didn't...
270
00:12:27,406 --> 00:12:28,449
I got it.
271
00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:30,158
You know what's good for a hangover?
272
00:12:30,242 --> 00:12:31,577
- Hmm?
- Rally's breakfast food.
273
00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:33,829
And I'm finally awake
early enough to eat it.
274
00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:34,955
Yeah. Yeah.
275
00:12:36,999 --> 00:12:38,250
[Mickey grunts]
276
00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:42,045
Oh, you know what else
would make you feel good?
277
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,338
- What, like, fluids?
- Weed.
278
00:12:43,422 --> 00:12:44,590
Oh, weed.
279
00:12:44,673 --> 00:12:46,717
Really? Oh.
280
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,010
Okay, I guess I wouldn't think...
281
00:12:48,093 --> 00:12:50,095
you know, that would be the best...
Sure.
282
00:12:50,178 --> 00:12:52,765
Yeah, no, 'cause if you smoke,
then you're gonna feel better.
283
00:12:52,848 --> 00:12:56,519
And then if you're stoned,
the food is gonna taste even better.
284
00:12:56,602 --> 00:12:58,353
Which I didn't even think was possible.
285
00:12:58,437 --> 00:13:00,856
Um... yeah. Okay.
286
00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:03,567
No, let's do it.
Let's, uh... let's get high.
287
00:13:03,651 --> 00:13:04,860
Do you not really smoke?
288
00:13:05,569 --> 00:13:08,531
I'm not, like, fucking...
Cheech and Chong or something.
289
00:13:08,614 --> 00:13:09,865
But, no, I... [mumbling]
290
00:13:09,948 --> 00:13:11,617
[stammers] Yeah, well,
I don't normally, like...
291
00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:14,745
do this, like, wake and bake or whatever.
I'm not a stoner. It just...
292
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,121
You seem like
you could use it right now.
293
00:13:16,204 --> 00:13:17,247
Yeah, and I'm not judging you.
294
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,916
It's like, no judgments
or anything, you know?
295
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,208
Here.
296
00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:22,085
Oh, okay. Um...
297
00:13:24,254 --> 00:13:25,756
So, I, uh...
298
00:13:33,806 --> 00:13:35,974
[sputters and coughs]
299
00:13:41,647 --> 00:13:43,356
Oh, Jesus fuckin'...
300
00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:46,569
- Okay.
- How old are you?
301
00:13:46,652 --> 00:13:48,779
- Why?
- I don't know.
302
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,280
Wait.
303
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,533
Do I seem like I'm 12 years old
right now or...
304
00:13:52,616 --> 00:13:54,702
You're like a 40-year-old
12-year-old or something.
305
00:13:54,785 --> 00:13:57,287
[chuckling] I'm, uh...
I'm 31.
306
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,831
- Okay.
- How old are you?
307
00:13:58,914 --> 00:13:59,957
I'm 32.
308
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,875
Oh, so you're, like,
a grade older than me.
309
00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:03,544
Mmm-hmm.
I'm the older woman.
310
00:14:03,627 --> 00:14:05,546
So in a year, you'll be...
311
00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:08,466
as old as, um...
312
00:14:08,549 --> 00:14:10,258
[chuckling] Jesus when he died.
313
00:14:19,935 --> 00:14:21,311
Wow.
314
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,021
Whoa, it's coming out your...
315
00:14:23,105 --> 00:14:24,565
You're really good at that.
316
00:14:24,648 --> 00:14:27,735
It's like watching my dad change a tire.
317
00:14:27,818 --> 00:14:29,152
Here, take another.
318
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,696
Okay. Yeah.
319
00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:37,410
[coughing]
320
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,624
[grunts] I'm sorry
I'm coughing so much. I...
321
00:14:41,707 --> 00:14:43,000
It's okay. How you feelin'?
322
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,417
[inhales] Good.
323
00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:46,629
This is strong stuff.
324
00:14:46,712 --> 00:14:48,964
Yeah. Green Crack.
325
00:14:49,047 --> 00:14:51,675
It's like a hyper
sort of super mellow high.
326
00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:52,843
Heavy indica.
327
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,595
- Indica?
- Yeah.
328
00:14:54,678 --> 00:14:55,804
[stammers] What's indica, again?
329
00:14:55,888 --> 00:14:58,974
Indica like "in the couch."
Body high.
330
00:14:59,057 --> 00:15:00,684
Oh, in da couch.
331
00:15:00,768 --> 00:15:02,978
- In da car seat.
- [both chuckle]
332
00:15:05,814 --> 00:15:07,733
[exhaling]
333
00:15:08,776 --> 00:15:10,235
I'm just getting a little hot,
so I'm just gonna...
334
00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:12,279
What the fuck are you doing?
No, we're hot-boxing.
335
00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:13,739
No, no, no, don't dilute it
with oxygen.
336
00:15:13,822 --> 00:15:15,783
Oh. Okay.
337
00:15:15,866 --> 00:15:17,159
Okay.
338
00:15:17,242 --> 00:15:18,786
- You're gonna be fine.
- Mmm-hmm.
339
00:15:18,869 --> 00:15:20,245
[inhales deeply]
340
00:15:23,582 --> 00:15:24,833
What's that sign say?
341
00:15:26,251 --> 00:15:28,295
"One way."
342
00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:29,797
"One way."
343
00:15:31,381 --> 00:15:32,883
"One way."
344
00:15:34,593 --> 00:15:36,261
Is that the secret to life?
345
00:15:37,846 --> 00:15:39,472
Maybe.
346
00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:40,933
Who's to say?
347
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:47,397
You're a weird little dude.
[chuckles]
348
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,149
- Stoned or not.
- Yeah.
349
00:15:49,232 --> 00:15:51,151
- You're a fucking weird little dude.
- [engine starting]
350
00:16:01,954 --> 00:16:03,706
So you don't need these windows up?
351
00:16:04,957 --> 00:16:07,209
No. I'm smoking a cigarette.
352
00:16:08,627 --> 00:16:10,963
Oh, 'cause it stinks,
you have the windows down.
353
00:16:11,922 --> 00:16:14,174
But you're not concerned anymore
about the hot-boxing.
354
00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:15,383
- With the smoke...
- Dude, you're high.
355
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,219
Don't worry about the hot-boxing.
356
00:16:29,648 --> 00:16:31,358
[man on speaker] Welcome to Rally's.Can I take your order?
357
00:16:31,441 --> 00:16:32,735
[Mickey] Yeah, can I get
two hash browns?
358
00:16:32,818 --> 00:16:34,152
Yes!
359
00:16:34,236 --> 00:16:36,446
- Probably get four.
- Yes!
360
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,324
And then can you take some
hamburger cheese and melt it on top?
361
00:16:39,407 --> 00:16:41,702
[in a deep voice] Oh, fuck, yes.
362
00:16:41,785 --> 00:16:43,411
- [sighs]
- [man on speaker] We can't do that, ma'am.
363
00:16:43,495 --> 00:16:45,038
[Mickey] Yeah, you can.
I've done it before.
364
00:16:45,122 --> 00:16:46,498
Is Jeff there?
'Cause he knows the drill.
365
00:16:46,582 --> 00:16:47,791
[exhales]
366
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:50,418
Then, oh, uh,
two breakfast sandwiches.
367
00:16:50,502 --> 00:16:51,920
And then add two more to that.
368
00:16:52,004 --> 00:16:55,007
And then, for two of those,
take the bacon away,
369
00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:57,050
put some sausage on it.
370
00:16:57,134 --> 00:17:01,471
And for the other two, take...
the cheese off of one,
371
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,724
then add more cheese to the second one.
372
00:17:07,728 --> 00:17:10,105
Why is that guy staring at us?
373
00:17:10,188 --> 00:17:12,149
- What? What guy?
- You see that?
374
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,401
You see that guy, like,
across the street, like, in the window?
375
00:17:14,484 --> 00:17:16,528
He's, like, this Asian guy
and he's, like, looking at us.
376
00:17:16,612 --> 00:17:18,614
Like, through the fucking window.
What's his problem?
377
00:17:18,697 --> 00:17:21,366
Who's that guy?
Why is he staring at us?
378
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:25,829
That's a cardboard cut-out of
an Asian lady giving somebody a massage.
379
00:17:27,623 --> 00:17:29,708
Right. No, but she's, like,
staring at us though, right?
380
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:31,043
Yeah, it's aggressive.
381
00:17:31,126 --> 00:17:32,753
Yeah. It's unnerving.
382
00:17:32,836 --> 00:17:33,921
[man on speaker] Anything else?
383
00:17:34,004 --> 00:17:36,757
Yeah, we should probably get two coffees.
384
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,967
- Fuck, yes.
- Fuck you.
385
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,137
[Mickey] I love this so much.
386
00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:44,389
[Gus] I feel like it hasn't tasted
this good since I was a kid.
387
00:17:44,472 --> 00:17:46,599
Mmm!
I love the way it smells.
388
00:17:46,684 --> 00:17:48,351
Yeah! I know.
389
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:51,897
My last girlfriend,
she fuckin' hated the smell of fast food.
390
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:54,024
She hated it when I ate,
like, fast food.
391
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,608
Is that why you guys broke up?
392
00:17:55,693 --> 00:17:57,402
'Cause of your affair
with fast food?
393
00:17:57,485 --> 00:17:59,529
Yeah. Uh-huh.
She, uh... [sniffles]
394
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,281
caught me fooling around
with a Big Mac once.
395
00:18:01,364 --> 00:18:05,493
Yeah, she, like, walked in on us,
and I was, like, playing with its boobs.
396
00:18:09,707 --> 00:18:11,208
I regret making that joke.
397
00:18:13,711 --> 00:18:16,964
- So, you guys broke up, huh?
- Yeah.
398
00:18:17,047 --> 00:18:21,468
I know it's supposed to be, like...
the nice thing to say, like,
399
00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:24,637
"Oh, we broke up
and it was mutual," but...
400
00:18:26,056 --> 00:18:27,808
Whatever.
Like, I broke up with her.
401
00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:29,142
Why?
402
00:18:29,226 --> 00:18:30,435
She cheated on me.
403
00:18:30,518 --> 00:18:32,896
Oh, I'm sorry, dude.
That fucking sucks.
404
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,315
Yeah, I'm getting through it.
405
00:18:35,398 --> 00:18:38,861
And we'd been together for a few years.
It's just weird 'cause, like,
406
00:18:38,944 --> 00:18:41,571
I was with somebody else
a few years before that,
407
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,907
and so it's just like,
I feel like I'm, like...
408
00:18:43,991 --> 00:18:47,369
leap-frogging, you know, from, like,
one long-term thing to the next.
409
00:18:47,452 --> 00:18:49,747
And it's just like... [mumbling]
410
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,498
I feel you on that one.
411
00:18:51,581 --> 00:18:53,751
I went to Bliss House last night
to see my ex.
412
00:18:55,252 --> 00:18:57,379
I think he's still really hung up on me.
413
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,133
And it's sad, you know?
Sad to see him sad.
414
00:19:01,216 --> 00:19:03,385
But I didn't fuckin' cave.
415
00:19:03,468 --> 00:19:04,928
Oh, that's good.
416
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,096
- Cheers to me.
- Good for you.
417
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,597
- Cheers to you.
- Mmm-hmm.
418
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,182
Definitely.
419
00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:10,475
How are you doing?
Are you hungover?
420
00:19:11,226 --> 00:19:13,311
[sighing] Uh... I'm feeling better.
421
00:19:14,229 --> 00:19:15,898
Like, all over.
I'm just feeling, like...
422
00:19:15,981 --> 00:19:17,858
up here, a little spacey.
423
00:19:17,941 --> 00:19:19,276
- Really?
- Yeah. Oh...
424
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,568
I thought the coffee would fix that.
425
00:19:20,652 --> 00:19:22,695
You know, caffeine and weed.
Poor man's speedball.
426
00:19:23,864 --> 00:19:24,907
What'd you say?
427
00:19:25,824 --> 00:19:27,993
Oh, speedball? [chuckles]
428
00:19:28,076 --> 00:19:30,287
I thought you said,
"Poor man's Spaceballs."
429
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,831
So I was like, fuckin'...
430
00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,166
[chuckles]
431
00:19:34,249 --> 00:19:37,669
a guy, like, with no money,
like, made Spaceballs?
432
00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:39,129
[chuckling]
433
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,255
Is that even conceivable?
434
00:19:40,338 --> 00:19:42,966
That a guy who had no money
would make Spaceballs?
435
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:44,092
Let's get you home.
436
00:19:44,176 --> 00:19:45,427
Oh, okay.
437
00:19:47,512 --> 00:19:49,181
[sighs]
438
00:19:49,264 --> 00:19:50,557
I think I need to lie down or something
439
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,976
'cause I'm just, like...
[mimics retching]
440
00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,770
All right. Come on.
I'll put you in the backseat.
441
00:19:54,853 --> 00:19:57,480
Okay. Yeah.
No, you should see Spaceballs.
442
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,232
It's, like, really funny.
443
00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:02,152
'Cause it's, like, a spoof of Star Wars,
444
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:06,614
but it's also, like, a spoof of, like,
different sci-fi movies.
445
00:20:06,698 --> 00:20:09,617
Like, Planet of the Apes
and Star Trek. Like...
446
00:20:09,701 --> 00:20:11,494
Okay. Where do you live?
447
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,538
Uh, 1410 Amber.
448
00:20:13,621 --> 00:20:15,415
Great. Taking you there.
449
00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:21,880
But it, like, really puts, like,
Star Wars in its crosshairs.
450
00:20:24,925 --> 00:20:27,469
[hip-hop song playing]
451
00:20:45,863 --> 00:20:47,030
[camera clicks]
452
00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:51,618
- You got a busy day?
- Yeah.
453
00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:53,536
Doesn't seem like it,
'cause you got me high
454
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,830
and then you drove around.
455
00:20:54,913 --> 00:20:57,582
Oh, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have done that, huh?
456
00:20:57,665 --> 00:20:59,960
No, I'm glad you did.
It's just, like...
457
00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:02,545
you didn't have stuff to do today.
458
00:21:02,712 --> 00:21:04,214
Gotta get cat food.
459
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:06,884
- [Gus] Hey, Mickey?
- Hmm?
460
00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:10,262
- Thanks for driving.
- You're welcome.
461
00:21:16,268 --> 00:21:17,727
All right, dude.
We're here.
462
00:21:24,192 --> 00:21:26,987
Shit! Fuck!
Back up. We gotta go.
463
00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,906
- You've gotta get out first.
- No, no, no.
464
00:21:28,989 --> 00:21:30,448
I fucked up
and gave the wrong address.
465
00:21:30,532 --> 00:21:32,700
This is Natalie's place, okay?
You gotta get of here. Fuck!
466
00:21:32,784 --> 00:21:34,161
- You took me to your ex-girlfriend's?
- Just go.
467
00:21:34,244 --> 00:21:35,370
- That's fuckin' awesome, dude.
- Just go.
468
00:21:35,453 --> 00:21:36,704
- Gus?
- Please, God damn it.
469
00:21:36,788 --> 00:21:40,292
- Shit, shit, shit!
- What're you doing here?
470
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,335
- Hey. Hi.
- [Natalie] Hi.
471
00:21:42,419 --> 00:21:43,586
Why are you here?
472
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,548
Uh... just...
473
00:21:46,631 --> 00:21:48,258
I'm just being a goof.
474
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:49,717
[stammers] I'm just being a goofball.
475
00:21:49,801 --> 00:21:51,594
I can't hear...
Can you roll down the window?
476
00:21:54,222 --> 00:21:56,183
- I said I'm being a goofball.
- Mmm.
477
00:21:57,893 --> 00:21:59,852
The car reeks of weed.
478
00:21:59,937 --> 00:22:01,646
- Does it?
- Yeah.
479
00:22:02,564 --> 00:22:04,816
Huh, I didn't...
I don't know why...
480
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:07,319
Hi. Who's this?
481
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:10,822
Hey, I'm Mickey.
482
00:22:10,906 --> 00:22:13,866
Oh, hi, Mickey.
Gus, what the fuck?
483
00:22:13,951 --> 00:22:16,078
I can explain. Okay?
Let me explain.
484
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,290
- Okay, I know this is weird, okay?
- Sure.
485
00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:22,209
I fucked up.
I shouldn't have come here.
486
00:22:22,292 --> 00:22:26,129
It's 11:00 a.m. and you're stoned
and you're at my house. I'm worried.
487
00:22:26,213 --> 00:22:28,590
Well, you don't have to be worried
about me, okay?
488
00:22:28,673 --> 00:22:30,758
Like, I'm fine.
I'm having a good time.
489
00:22:30,842 --> 00:22:31,926
- Yeah. No, obviously.
- I'm having fun.
490
00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:34,512
And then you came here
to rub it in my face, or what?
491
00:22:34,596 --> 00:22:37,015
Huh? No, I just...
492
00:22:37,099 --> 00:22:39,851
I gave her, like, the wrong address
by accident, that's all.
493
00:22:39,934 --> 00:22:41,269
You meant to come here.
494
00:22:42,312 --> 00:22:44,481
You still think you live here?
You can't get over us being apart?
495
00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:45,815
Oh, my God, no.
496
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:48,318
That is, like, so narcissistic of you.
497
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:49,652
- So pathetic.
- It was a brain fart.
498
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,363
I didn't mean to show up, okay?
499
00:22:51,446 --> 00:22:53,073
Great. Then maybe now
would be a good time
500
00:22:53,156 --> 00:22:54,741
to get the boxes out of my house.
501
00:22:54,824 --> 00:22:57,744
Natalie, there's not that many boxes,
okay? They're fine.
502
00:22:57,827 --> 00:23:00,163
[Natalie] Perfect.
Then I want my hallway cleared.
503
00:23:00,247 --> 00:23:02,749
Can I just come back later, because
this is, like, super awkward for me,
504
00:23:02,832 --> 00:23:04,251
and I don't want to have to be
going in and out...
505
00:23:04,334 --> 00:23:06,003
- Now!
- [Mickey] Okay.
506
00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:09,464
I got it.
507
00:23:09,547 --> 00:23:11,716
- Great. She's got it.
- [mumbling] She's gonna do it.
508
00:23:11,799 --> 00:23:12,842
Hmm? She's gonna do it.
509
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:15,178
Hey, can you take your shoes off
before you walk into my house?
510
00:23:15,262 --> 00:23:16,304
Yeah.
511
00:23:17,305 --> 00:23:18,431
[Natalie] Shoes off!
512
00:23:22,352 --> 00:23:24,229
[Gus speaking indistinctly]
513
00:23:26,064 --> 00:23:27,524
...work through it, you know?
514
00:23:30,527 --> 00:23:34,864
So you just came by here with her
to make me jealous, or what?
515
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,491
I mean, I'm hooking up
with other people, too.
516
00:23:36,574 --> 00:23:37,617
- Great.
- Great!
517
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,327
I'm glad you're hooking up
with people, okay?
518
00:23:39,411 --> 00:23:41,371
Because you did when we were together,
519
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:43,748
so why would you stop
after we broke up, right?
520
00:23:43,831 --> 00:23:45,167
Well, if it makes you feel better,
521
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:47,752
I wasn't hooking up with people
when we were together.
522
00:23:48,336 --> 00:23:49,379
What?
523
00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:51,506
I...
524
00:23:52,507 --> 00:23:54,217
I never cheated on you.
525
00:23:55,552 --> 00:23:57,220
[scoffs] Are you insane?
526
00:23:57,304 --> 00:23:59,889
You fucking... You told me.
You said you cheated on me.
527
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:02,684
I needed to say that,
otherwise you'd never break up with me.
528
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,063
So you lied about cheating on me?
529
00:24:06,146 --> 00:24:07,772
Just one more box.
530
00:24:07,855 --> 00:24:09,691
Why didn't you just break up with me?
531
00:24:09,774 --> 00:24:11,193
I fucking tried, asshole.
532
00:24:11,276 --> 00:24:12,694
- Mmm-hmm.
- I said that this isn't working,
533
00:24:12,777 --> 00:24:14,821
I said that I don't want to be
in this anymore,
534
00:24:14,904 --> 00:24:18,283
and then you would just hold me
and tell me that we would figure it out.
535
00:24:18,366 --> 00:24:20,368
- [grunts]
- [Gus shouting indistinctly]
536
00:24:20,452 --> 00:24:21,578
...wanna see me get mad.
537
00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,455
I'm not gonna get mad, okay?
538
00:24:23,538 --> 00:24:25,039
[Natalie] You're just gonna pretend
it didn't happen,
539
00:24:25,123 --> 00:24:26,208
you're just gonna be okay with it.
540
00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:28,000
Yeah, which is, like, a responsible,
541
00:24:28,085 --> 00:24:30,087
you know, nice, kind thing to do...
542
00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:32,964
No, it's not! When one person
wants out and the other one
543
00:24:33,047 --> 00:24:34,549
- is forcing them to stay there...
- Uh-huh.
544
00:24:34,632 --> 00:24:37,302
...then your niceness
becomes an assault.
545
00:24:37,385 --> 00:24:40,138
- Your kindness is pure fucking hostility.
- Oh.
546
00:24:40,222 --> 00:24:41,973
All right. That's it.
547
00:24:42,056 --> 00:24:43,433
All right. You know what,
I'm gonna go, so...
548
00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:47,312
Yep, there's all your shit, Gus.
Just boxes of DVDs.
549
00:24:47,395 --> 00:24:48,438
They're not DVDs.
550
00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:49,981
- They're Blu-rays.
- Whatever.
551
00:24:50,064 --> 00:24:51,816
So when you call them DVDs,
you just actually end up
552
00:24:51,899 --> 00:24:53,067
sounding, like, super stupid.
553
00:24:53,151 --> 00:24:54,861
Okay, well, it's just shit
you can watch online.
554
00:24:54,944 --> 00:24:56,238
You can't watch it online, okay?
555
00:24:56,321 --> 00:24:59,657
These Blu-rays have, like,
exclusive, special features, you bitch!
556
00:24:59,741 --> 00:25:02,452
Great, it's just gonna be a bunch
of plastic that ends up in a landfill.
557
00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:04,412
You're right, you're right.
I'm a huge asshole
558
00:25:04,496 --> 00:25:06,164
because I like special features.
559
00:25:06,248 --> 00:25:07,790
No one cares about the special features.
560
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:09,792
I do.
I care about special features.
561
00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,753
I think they rule
and I think they're awesome.
562
00:25:11,836 --> 00:25:13,963
You know what the problem
actually is with you?
563
00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:15,382
- Oh, tell me.
- [Mickey] That's it. We're done.
564
00:25:15,465 --> 00:25:17,175
Here you go. Mmm?
565
00:25:17,259 --> 00:25:19,927
Look, whatever you were
gonna say to him,
566
00:25:20,011 --> 00:25:21,721
he doesn't need to hear it right now.
567
00:25:23,931 --> 00:25:25,016
[Gus] You know, Natalie,
568
00:25:25,099 --> 00:25:28,311
I can't believe you woke up
one morning and just said,
569
00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:30,563
"My life would be better without Gus,"
570
00:25:30,647 --> 00:25:32,524
but... lucky you.
571
00:25:33,441 --> 00:25:34,567
You got your wish.
572
00:25:36,236 --> 00:25:37,654
[car door closes]
573
00:25:42,409 --> 00:25:43,785
You know what, fuck her.
574
00:25:44,827 --> 00:25:46,288
It's like, she never loved me.
575
00:25:46,371 --> 00:25:49,457
Our whole relationship
was, like, fuckin' bullshit.
576
00:25:49,541 --> 00:25:51,168
Yeah, well, guess what?
Most are.
577
00:25:51,251 --> 00:25:52,752
You know what?
That's so true.
578
00:25:52,835 --> 00:25:54,086
And nobody ever tells you that.
579
00:25:54,171 --> 00:25:56,298
Nobody ever just pulls you aside
and goes,
580
00:25:56,381 --> 00:25:58,800
"Hey, just so you know,
relationships are fucking bullshit."
581
00:25:58,883 --> 00:26:02,387
So I just keep believing
in this fucking lie
582
00:26:02,470 --> 00:26:05,807
that a relationship evolves
and gets better and...
583
00:26:05,890 --> 00:26:07,767
It's like, why do I believe that?
584
00:26:07,850 --> 00:26:09,018
Where do these lies come from?
585
00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:13,190
And it's like, "Oh, I know,
fucking songs, and books,
586
00:26:13,273 --> 00:26:15,525
and, you know, movies."
587
00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:16,734
All these movies I've watched...
588
00:26:16,818 --> 00:26:18,695
- Mmm-hmm.
- ...they're not real.
589
00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:21,739
They're lies. They're lies
like me and Natalie were lies.
590
00:26:21,823 --> 00:26:24,534
You know, it's like...
what am I doing with these?
591
00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:26,286
- Pleasantville?
- Ugh.
592
00:26:26,369 --> 00:26:28,496
It's like, fuck you, Pleasantville.
593
00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:29,664
Just fuck off!
594
00:26:29,747 --> 00:26:32,083
- Whoa! Yeah!
- No, I shouldn't have...
595
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:34,001
No, I like it. Do it again.
596
00:26:34,085 --> 00:26:35,670
Pretty Woman?
597
00:26:35,753 --> 00:26:38,172
Pretty Woman is such a lie.
598
00:26:38,256 --> 00:26:41,301
Like, a prostitute
wouldn't fall in love with you.
599
00:26:41,384 --> 00:26:44,971
She would just, like,
steal your shit and sell it for coke.
600
00:26:45,054 --> 00:26:46,681
- Fuck you!
- [Mickey] Yeah, do it!
601
00:26:46,764 --> 00:26:48,140
- Go get 'em, tiger!
- Oh, my God, this feels...
602
00:26:48,225 --> 00:26:49,601
It's like, Goodfellas?
603
00:26:49,684 --> 00:26:51,853
It's like, I listen to these
fuckin' commentaries
604
00:26:51,936 --> 00:26:53,771
with Scorsese and it's like,
605
00:26:53,855 --> 00:26:55,898
[imitates Scorsese] "Oh, hey, guess what,
606
00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:59,777
uh, all the food in Goodfellas
is based on my mom's recipe."
607
00:26:59,861 --> 00:27:00,903
[normal voice] It's like, who cares?
608
00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,572
- Yeah!
- Fucking lies!
609
00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:05,575
Like, go make lasagna with your mom
and leave us alone!
610
00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:06,951
Toy Story 3?
611
00:27:07,034 --> 00:27:09,787
It's like, fuck you, Pixar.
612
00:27:09,871 --> 00:27:12,374
You can't keep it up!
The pressure's too high!
613
00:27:12,457 --> 00:27:14,334
Your movies suck now, Pixar.
614
00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:16,294
Yeah!
Cars 2 was a piece of crap!
615
00:27:16,378 --> 00:27:17,712
Sweet Home Alabama?
616
00:27:17,795 --> 00:27:19,464
- Ugh!
- Lies.
617
00:27:19,547 --> 00:27:21,633
- What Women Want? Lies!
- Ugh!
618
00:27:21,716 --> 00:27:22,967
[Gus] When Harry Met Sally?
619
00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:24,386
- Fucking lies!
- Lies!
620
00:27:24,469 --> 00:27:27,305
- Homeland season three?
- Very confusing.
621
00:27:27,389 --> 00:27:30,350
Yeah. Like she could ever
just sneak into Iran!
622
00:27:30,433 --> 00:27:32,394
It's like, fuck off!
623
00:27:32,477 --> 00:27:35,021
All these Blu-rays have been
fuckin' weighing me down.
624
00:27:35,104 --> 00:27:36,689
Get it out of my life.
625
00:27:38,107 --> 00:27:41,027
[Mickey] Fuck!
[Gus] Phew!
626
00:27:43,488 --> 00:27:45,698
Why did I throw out
all my Blu-rays?
627
00:27:45,782 --> 00:27:47,700
- It's okay, buddy. You're just tired.
- [sighs]
628
00:27:47,784 --> 00:27:48,951
Come on.
629
00:27:50,328 --> 00:27:52,079
- [Mickey] All right, duder.
- [sighs]
630
00:27:52,163 --> 00:27:54,916
- Let's get you all snuggled up.
- [groans]
631
00:27:54,999 --> 00:27:57,043
Ugh! I feel like I'm gonna, like...
632
00:27:57,126 --> 00:27:58,711
- Shoes.
- Oh.
633
00:28:00,755 --> 00:28:01,839
I think I might just, like, you know,
634
00:28:01,923 --> 00:28:05,885
I just, like, want to curl up
and, like, watch Armed and Dangerous.
635
00:28:05,968 --> 00:28:07,136
Did I throw that out?
636
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:08,930
Yeah, you threw 'em all away.
637
00:28:09,013 --> 00:28:11,015
[groans] Why?
638
00:28:11,098 --> 00:28:12,850
Oh, my gosh. Thank you.
639
00:28:12,934 --> 00:28:14,561
I just...
Why did I do that?
640
00:28:14,644 --> 00:28:15,937
I just, like, I'm...
641
00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:17,355
[sighs]
642
00:28:17,439 --> 00:28:20,024
I flipped out in front of you
at Natalie's, like,
643
00:28:20,107 --> 00:28:22,360
I'm so embarrassed.
644
00:28:22,444 --> 00:28:25,655
Dude, I'm the queen of eating shit.
You should never be embarrassed.
645
00:28:26,197 --> 00:28:27,615
[inhales deeply]
646
00:28:27,699 --> 00:28:31,077
I've been waiting for somebody to say
that to me, like, my whole life, so...
647
00:28:32,662 --> 00:28:33,996
means a lot.
Thank you.
648
00:28:35,457 --> 00:28:38,793
Hey, hanging out today was, like...
fun, right?
649
00:28:38,876 --> 00:28:40,462
We had...
It was fun time.
650
00:28:40,545 --> 00:28:42,672
Yeah.
Normally, I hate meeting people,
651
00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,256
but I didn't hate you.
652
00:28:44,341 --> 00:28:46,008
Um... [smacks lips]
653
00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:48,428
can I get your phone number?
654
00:28:48,511 --> 00:28:49,554
Sure, yeah. Let's do it.
655
00:28:49,637 --> 00:28:50,805
Well, you don't have to or anything.
656
00:28:50,888 --> 00:28:52,807
- No, let's do it.
- It's just... [inhales sharply]
657
00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:53,975
Might be good.
658
00:29:00,482 --> 00:29:01,649
All right.
659
00:29:03,526 --> 00:29:04,569
[chuckling] Bye.
660
00:29:04,652 --> 00:29:07,196
Bye. Sorry, I'm... [mumbles]
661
00:29:11,075 --> 00:29:12,785
[laughs]
662
00:29:12,869 --> 00:29:13,953
Gus-Gus!
663
00:29:14,496 --> 00:29:16,748
I have that rug, but I have it in orange.
664
00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:19,542
Mmm. I wanted the orange one.
665
00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:23,254
[snoring]
666
00:29:24,881 --> 00:29:26,424
Good night, you little weirdo.
667
00:29:28,593 --> 00:29:30,887
Come on, Fluffy. [whistles]
668
00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:33,348
- Fluffy! [whistles]
- [cat meows]
669
00:29:35,392 --> 00:29:36,476
Hello, Fluffy.
670
00:29:36,559 --> 00:29:38,019
What is this film?
671
00:29:38,102 --> 00:29:41,105
Armed and Dangerous.
That's John Candy.
672
00:29:41,188 --> 00:29:42,314
Who?
673
00:29:42,399 --> 00:29:44,859
Um, have you ever seen Uncle Buck?
674
00:29:44,942 --> 00:29:46,068
Nope.
675
00:29:47,570 --> 00:29:48,780
Uh, Vacation?
676
00:29:48,863 --> 00:29:49,947
I don't know it.
677
00:29:50,615 --> 00:29:52,617
Planes, Trains and Automobiles?
678
00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:53,910
I haven't seen that.
679
00:29:55,495 --> 00:29:57,163
- Splash?
- Of course.
680
00:29:57,246 --> 00:30:00,041
He's the guy who gets hit in the nuts
with the racquetball.
681
00:30:00,124 --> 00:30:02,001
Oh, I love him!
682
00:30:03,545 --> 00:30:06,005
Hey, I got him!
683
00:30:08,299 --> 00:30:10,342
How do you know
about this movie?
684
00:30:10,427 --> 00:30:11,761
Gus told me about it.
685
00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,930
He said they filmed it near here.
686
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:24,317
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687
00:30:24,399 --> 00:30:26,443
[rock music playing]
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