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Oh, my God. It's time, Samir.
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- Okay. I'll fix it.
I'm gonna fix it.
- Yeah, yeah.
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We need to shower.
It's getting bad.
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You have to call someone.
Please. We're starting
to have a group smell.
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Okay. First of all,
I like the group smell.
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And second of all,
why is it on me?
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- What?
- 'Cause it's
your parents' house.
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- Yeah, what?
- Okay.
I will fix the hot water,
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and you will all live
like kings again.
- Thank you.
- Oh, thank God.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, thank God.
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- You're welcome.
- Wait. Where's my bag?
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- Oh. I got it.
- I love you.
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- Oh, shit. The keys.
- No, I have the keys.
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Bro.
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Okay, guys, food.
Just back to food.
What are we doing for food?
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Ooh, Billie is high.
She has a vision.
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Okay. So you know
how the Papa Johns account
followed me back?
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- So weird.
- Of course.
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I've been DMing them,
sort of flirting.
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- Mmm.
- They sent me a 20%-off coupon.
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We use it tonight. We get home.
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We put on that tape
of Samir in The Music Man.
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- That's beautiful.
- Okay.
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- Wow.
- Very good.
I like that.
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- Okay, so Billie is
a high genius or what?
- Yeah, no.
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- She's been doing this
since high school.
- No.
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Yeah. Yeah. Pre-prom.
The great Sbarro's haul.
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My metabolism,
like, stopped that day.
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Oh, my God. It's happening.
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- What?
- What?
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- Oh, shit.
- Oh, fuck.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my man.
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- Oh, my God.
- It's so big.
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- What? Don't say it's big.
- Okay. Look at it.
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Okay. Uh, sir,
you are experiencing
a mental health crisis.
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Step one,
these resources c... Oh.
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Oop, there's a paywall.
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- You tried.
- Oh, my God.
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Uh...
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So what are the rules, huh?
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We can just masturbate
at strangers now?
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No one cares?
That's totally fine?
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Issa. No, stop. Stop, no.
Issa. Issa.
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- Issa. Don't--
No, no, No.
- No, stop
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- Whoa!
- Oh, my God.
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Is this the world
you wanna live in, sir?
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Stop, stop.
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- Is this what you want?
- Hey, babe,
I think he's into it.
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Issa, Issa, stop.
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He's going faster. Harder.
Stop, stop. Oh, my God.
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- I must engage.
- You don't have to.
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You don't. There's no need.
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- Why?
No one else is doing anything.
- Stop! Issa!
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You could've done something!
You're a nurse!
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- Issa!
- Whoa!
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Hey! Don't film.
What, are you crazy?
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- No. Oh, my God.
- I bet
you didn't expect me.
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Please, she's doing this
for your daughters. I think.
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- Oh. You wanna go faster?
Want it faster?
- She's gonna get arrested.
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I can go faster! I've been
doing this since I was seven!
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Was that bad? That was bad.
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No, baby.
You did so good. So good.
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Did he come though? If he came,
like, the fuck was I doing?
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No. Issa, Issa, stop.
He did not come.
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I looked into his eyes.
And he did not come.
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Yeah. He was flaccid, baby.
I swear.
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Oh, yeah. He definitely came.
It's on my shoe.
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Okay, there's no way
you know all of them.
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I know them all, okay?
I memorized them?
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- Ready?
- Okay, go.
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- Dave & Buster's?
- Yeah.
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- Okay, um...
- No, come on,
I gotta go to work.
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- You and Samir
in middle school?
- Yes!
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Uh...
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Oh. The one where Samir looks
a little gay.
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- Wait, which one?
- Uh...
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- Sailor hat?
- Yes!
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- Yes! Okay.
- Okay, bye, friends.
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- Bye. Bye.
- Bye, Paul Baker.
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Hello.
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Um, okay. Uh...
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Oh...
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- Please. Please!
Come on. Please. Samy.
- No, don't. Don't. No! No!
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- You're gonna cave,
just cave.
- No! No.
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We're not messing
with the dynamic.
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- He's not moving in, Iss.
- He won't mess with...
He'll add--
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- Guys.
- Mm-hmm?
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How amazing was hanging out
with Paul Baker this weekend?
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- Amazing.
It was great.
- Amazing. Life-changing.
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- Right?
- It was actually so much fun.
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- It doesn't matter.
There's no room.
- Oh, he's gonna cave.
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He'll cave.
Make the face, he'll cave.
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There's nowhere to put him.
He's, like, this big.
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Please.
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- No.
- Make it the weird
little titty baby.
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- He won't know
what to do with that.
- No. No weird babies.
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- It's too early for titty baby.
- Please.
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- Don't. Stop.
- Daddy.
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- Stop.
- Wait, Samy,
please, please.
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I love you, and I'd love...
...Paul Baker.
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- Mm-hmm?
- And if you love me,
you will let him
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love... me.
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- Oh, my God. You were so close.
- You were so close.
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You were right there.
- Lost it at the end there.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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- Wait. Wait. Wait.
Kyle is trending?
- Kyle who?
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- Kyle Haberman.
- What? Why?
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- He is?
- I was just talking to him
this weekend.
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Did we know
he was harassed at work?
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- No.
- Oh, my God.
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What?
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"I was groped by my boss.
Now, I'm speaking out."
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- Oh, my God.
- He looks
like he was molested.
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- Anton!
- It's not even
a recent picture of him.
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Okay, well,
he looks like he saw it coming.
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Wait, guys, this is so sad.
Should I reach out?
We were literally just talking.
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We were literally just talking.
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Okay, you guys,
I can feel us doing a thing,
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so I just wanna
get ahead of it. Um...
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- Kyle sucks.
- Anton!
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- Anton!
- He orders, like, $20 drinks,
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and then just, like,
never Venmos for them.
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Yeah. He owes me, like, $300.
I know his parents
are rich too.
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Kyle, comma, molested,
question mark?
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And also, remember when he said
we live in the shit-taint
of Queens?
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- Okay. But we do.
- Yeah, I know.
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One hundred percent.
But it's our shit-taint.
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Okay, but can we just give it,
like, five seconds?
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I mean, this poor kid.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Set your timer.
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Sorry.
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Also how he always, like,
marks himself safe from
tsunamis and shit.
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He... He wasn't
even near water.
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I can't believe he didn't
tell me this this weekend
when we were talking.
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- Were you talking?
- Were you chatting?
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- Did you talk?
- Be honest.
What were you doing?
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- Seriously, fuck you.
- No, Iss, come on.
You're a good friend.
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- I know.
- Except, again,
you don't have to be.
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We don't have
to all love the kid
just 'cause he was molested.
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He's not Brendan Fraser.
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- Oh, my.
- Oh, my God. That is...
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I'm sorry. I heard it. That...
That was actually crazy.
I'm so sorry.
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- My God.
- Safe from Nepal earthquake.
Look.
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He's in Bushwick.
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- Next.
- Hey. Um...
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So I have to pay this company,
uh, Peter's Heaters
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to fix my parents' boiler.
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'Cause they're traveling
and the hot water is just out.
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And I'm-I'm, like,
the guy, so...
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Um...
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But they only...
they only take check,
and I don't so much have check.
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and I don't so much have check.
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So, I came here, uh...
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to the bank and...
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You need--
Now you please say something.
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Social security number?
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Um...
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You don't know your social?
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No, I do.
It's just that my mom,
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she... she knows
the shit out of it. Yeah.
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Fill this out. Bring it back.
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Is... Is this the right...
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Yep. Yep. Okay.
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Hey.
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Uh, so they were all out
of chocolate chip,
so I got you carob.
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- Oh.
- Yeah. I debated
not telling you.
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How'd it go?
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Oh, you know... I always
thought the world was gonna
be waiting for me, and instead,
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- everyone's annoyed
that I'm here.
- Mmm, no, that's hard.
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- So, update.
Full profile in the Post.
- Oh, is this Kyle?
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This is Kyle. $200,000 payout,
and, uh...
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Oh, Doja Cat reposted
that Kyle is the V of our G.
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- Gross.
- No. Voice of our generation.
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Oh. Gross.
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This is crazy.
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Yeah. And-- Okay.
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- I wouldn't say this
to anybody else--
- Oh, you're jealous.
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- I'm jealous.
- You're jealous.
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- Okay. Obviously--
- I know.
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Obviously I'm not saying
that I want
to be molested at work.
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You're not saying that.
But you're jealous of a victim.
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I just can't believe
that someone we know is
big fucking deal already.
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God. Came up behind him
in the cubicle.
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What was this guy thinking?
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Kyle's boss?
Honestly, probably wasn't.
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No, seriously, we did
a whole story on it at work,
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half the time men don't
even realize when they
cross a line sexually.
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Half the time?
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Yeah. No, it's fucked.
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Ugh...
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Hey. You don't think
I've ever, like...
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What?
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- Like, crossed the line
sexually?
- What? Samir, no.
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Obviously, not. I mean,
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- when would you've crossed
the line?
- I don't know! You just said
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- that men don't realize
half the time.
- Okay, stop!
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So half the time,
I wouldn't have realized.
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Do not spiral.
You're an actual baby angel.
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And on the spectrum of men,
kind of a little bitch boy.
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- Okay--
- No! I mean, it's a good thing.
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- It's a good thing!
- Okay. It's a good thing.
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Also, please, just focus
on fixing the hot water.
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I swear, if I get ringworm
from the work shower,
I'm giving it to you.
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Okay.
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Oh, my--
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Hey!
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Hey. Come here a sec. Yeah.
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Oh.
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Hey.
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Uh, do kids your age
give a shit about Al Gore?
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Oh, um...
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Yeah... I don't...
I don't know if...
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See? She doesn't know
who that is.
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- I do--
- It's okay.
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- Put the Kyle kid on for 8:30.
- Kyle Haberman?
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Yeah.
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Yeah,
I actually know him. If...
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Do you?
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We were actually
just talking last week.
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See? All the kids love Kyle.
Get him in slot A. Yeah?
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Thanks, Bobbie. Okay.
Close the door.
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Billie.
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Billie.
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Billie, Bobbie. Like, why
doesn't anybody name their kid
Liz anymore?
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Oh. Samy, this is so nice.
I'm really glad
that you reached out.
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I know. Same.
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Um...
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And hey. Um...
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I don't know if you heard
about this stuff with, like,
Kyle Haberman or whatever.
231
00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,340
- That whistleblower kid?
- Yeah.
232
00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:32,477
Oh, yeah. Don't you know him?
233
00:09:32,711 --> 00:09:34,181
Yeah, I do.
234
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:40,827
It just, you know, had me
thinking a lot about, like,
my own relationships, and...
235
00:09:40,828 --> 00:09:42,832
You know, and I don't know
if you know this,
236
00:09:43,032 --> 00:09:47,875
half the time, men don't
even realize when they
cross a line sexually.
237
00:09:47,876 --> 00:09:50,046
- Whoa, really?
- Yeah.
238
00:09:50,213 --> 00:09:52,985
So, I just wanted to do some...
239
00:09:53,152 --> 00:09:56,224
some reaching out and check...
240
00:09:56,225 --> 00:09:57,828
- and see...
- Oh.
241
00:09:57,829 --> 00:10:00,901
Samy, no. You never crossed
a line. No, you're good.
242
00:10:00,902 --> 00:10:02,771
Okay. Right? That's...
243
00:10:02,772 --> 00:10:06,277
- You? You... No, you're good.
- That's what I thought
for like...
But, no, that's...
244
00:10:06,278 --> 00:10:08,314
But, no, that's...
245
00:10:08,315 --> 00:10:10,721
- Thank God. Yeah. Cheers then.
- Okay, cheers.
246
00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:13,293
- Cheers. Cheers. Yeah.
- Cheers. Cheers to that.
247
00:10:14,161 --> 00:10:16,599
- All right, wait, wait.
- Hmm?
248
00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:19,004
- Hmm.
- Wait, there was that one time.
249
00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:21,074
- Remember fall break?
- What?
250
00:10:21,175 --> 00:10:23,914
We slept together.
I was, like, way too drunk.
251
00:10:24,114 --> 00:10:26,452
Like... Like, like gone.
252
00:10:26,753 --> 00:10:29,759
But no, no.
Nothing besides that.
253
00:10:29,926 --> 00:10:32,063
Besides that.
254
00:10:32,163 --> 00:10:35,102
I mean, you did
sexually assault me.
255
00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:41,381
- You should... You should stop.
- Yeah, you should stop
doing that.
256
00:10:41,382 --> 00:10:42,785
Ah.
257
00:10:51,936 --> 00:10:54,473
Samir, you have to eat.
I'm serious.
Samir, we talked about it.
258
00:10:54,474 --> 00:10:56,444
Samir, we talked about it.
259
00:10:56,445 --> 00:10:59,519
Like, we all spoke about it,
and we do feel
like it's not cancelable.
260
00:11:00,319 --> 00:11:02,691
Maybe I should just call her
and apologize again.
261
00:11:02,692 --> 00:11:04,394
Samy, no.
Carly said she was fine.
262
00:11:04,695 --> 00:11:06,633
So don't even worry.
We're not gonna move out.
263
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:11,241
You're not gonna move out
of my parents' house
where you live for free.
264
00:11:11,242 --> 00:11:12,645
Okay. That's...
265
00:11:12,945 --> 00:11:15,415
Oh, my parents. How am I gonna
tell them about this?
266
00:11:15,416 --> 00:11:17,386
- Oh, boo!
- Boo!
267
00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:19,223
Samy, leave your parents alone.
268
00:11:19,224 --> 00:11:21,561
Let them fuck their way
through the national parks
in peace.
269
00:11:21,562 --> 00:11:24,400
Yeah, I don't think
this really crosses, like,
the parent threshold, my man.
270
00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:27,440
Yeah, exactly. Parents are
for murder and carpet stains.
271
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,846
Anything in between that is,
like, for a cool aunt.
272
00:11:29,979 --> 00:11:31,147
Oh, yeah.
Do you have a cool aunt?
273
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:32,984
I don't know.
You wanna live with her?
274
00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:35,220
I don't know.
Does she have hot water?
275
00:11:35,221 --> 00:11:36,693
I'm working on it.
276
00:11:36,926 --> 00:11:39,296
Okay. Now I do have to go
and get ready for another day
277
00:11:39,297 --> 00:11:43,005
as my office's
resident youth expert.
278
00:11:43,138 --> 00:11:44,374
Oh, my God.
Is that still happening?
279
00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:46,311
Yeah. The other day
my boss asked me,
280
00:11:46,312 --> 00:11:48,549
- "What is a JoJo Siwa?"
- I don't know
how you'd answer that.
281
00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:50,888
- That's actually
a good question. Yeah.
- A really good question.
282
00:11:50,988 --> 00:11:54,663
Oh. And yes, my boss did
get Kyle on the show.
283
00:11:54,929 --> 00:11:58,135
And yes, I have decided
that I'm genuinely happy
for him.
284
00:11:58,435 --> 00:12:01,844
Bills, if you wanna
get ahead at work,
you totally can, you know?
285
00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:03,613
Like, now is the time.
286
00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:05,150
You're kind of in the window.
287
00:12:05,283 --> 00:12:06,786
- Oh, yeah. That's true.
- Mmm.
288
00:12:06,787 --> 00:12:08,455
- Wait, what window?
- What?
289
00:12:08,456 --> 00:12:09,958
Girl, the window.
290
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:12,162
You know, like the week
after a sex scandal,
291
00:12:12,163 --> 00:12:14,233
- or like a race whoopsie
when everyone is...
- Love that.
292
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,706
...terrified of all
the young people
in their office?
293
00:12:16,906 --> 00:12:18,644
Okay. So, I just...
294
00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:20,279
- So you use the window.
- Yeah.
295
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,381
- These people are, like,
in their 50s.
- They're so old.
296
00:12:22,382 --> 00:12:24,689
Make them think
you could cancel them
on an app they don't use.
297
00:12:24,855 --> 00:12:25,991
- Yeah.
- That's true.
298
00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:27,494
My buddy did it
right after Kavanaugh.
299
00:12:27,795 --> 00:12:28,763
Became the youngest partner
in his law firm.
300
00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:30,166
- It works.
- Mm-hmm.
301
00:12:30,934 --> 00:12:34,909
- I don't know.
Isn't it sort of, like--
- Fucked? Gross? Manipulative?
302
00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:37,814
- I don't... Yes. I mean, it is.
- Yeah. No, it's all
of those things, but--
303
00:12:37,815 --> 00:12:39,150
It's honestly up to you,
Billie.
304
00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:41,222
But, in a week,
the window will close,
305
00:12:41,321 --> 00:12:42,824
then everyone goes back
to not giving a shit.
306
00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,327
So, I would just, like,
think about it.
307
00:12:44,427 --> 00:12:46,799
- Hi. Kelly.
- You know?
308
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,101
Oh.
309
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,139
Yeah, I'm gonna
be camera-off today.
310
00:12:50,807 --> 00:12:52,242
Yeah, I'm in the office.
311
00:12:52,243 --> 00:12:55,716
Yeah. There's just, um,
some construction
in my cubicle.
312
00:12:57,921 --> 00:13:00,292
Yeah. Oh, it's getting louder.
313
00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:03,734
You know
what's messed up?
314
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,302
After all I've been through,
315
00:13:05,303 --> 00:13:08,510
this house of depravity
still stands tall.
316
00:13:09,044 --> 00:13:13,586
And to that, I say,
"Knock it down!"
317
00:13:13,587 --> 00:13:17,560
Knock it down! Knock it down!
318
00:13:17,561 --> 00:13:19,098
Knock it down!
319
00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:21,334
- Come on, say it.
- Knock it down.
320
00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:23,774
Anton. This is nice.
We are being nice.
321
00:13:23,973 --> 00:13:26,110
I'm supporting you
supporting Kyle.
322
00:13:26,111 --> 00:13:28,214
And I'm in support of us
getting lunch after.
323
00:13:28,215 --> 00:13:30,686
Oh, yeah. Some of the victims
were saying they were gonna
get sushi after?
324
00:13:30,687 --> 00:13:32,057
You met the victims?
325
00:13:32,991 --> 00:13:34,728
Are these people not victims?
326
00:13:34,729 --> 00:13:36,933
- Oh, hey, Kyle! Hey! Kyle! Hi!
- Kyle, how are you?
327
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,303
- Anton, what's up? You guys!
- Kyle.
328
00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:41,542
- Oh, my God.
It's so good to see you.
- So good to see you.
329
00:13:41,843 --> 00:13:43,445
But where's the rest
of the commune, huh?
330
00:13:43,446 --> 00:13:46,284
Billie and Samir
finally decided to fuck?
331
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,987
That is genius.
332
00:13:47,988 --> 00:13:49,559
No, um, but she did
actually pop a pimple
on his ass last week.
333
00:13:49,892 --> 00:13:51,829
- Oh, yeah.
- Which is, like, fifth base?
334
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:54,434
- Okay.
- Dude.
335
00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:56,237
Yeah. Totally.
336
00:13:56,238 --> 00:13:58,878
Um, Kyle, you were literally
so fucking good up there.
337
00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:01,882
Your boss is def gonna
kill himself when this airs.
Congrats.
338
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,587
- Thanks.
- Um...
339
00:14:03,853 --> 00:14:05,590
Also, what's happening next?
Are there more speakers, or...
340
00:14:05,591 --> 00:14:07,995
- Nah, it's one
and only right here.
- Oh. Totally makes sense.
341
00:14:08,095 --> 00:14:10,165
Okay, well, if you need someone
to keep the crowd hot,
342
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,872
I am an experienced organizer,
hyphen, extrovert.
343
00:14:12,971 --> 00:14:14,608
That would
actually be super dope, Iss,
344
00:14:14,609 --> 00:14:16,211
but I don't think
they're gonna let you onstage
345
00:14:16,212 --> 00:14:18,650
without one of these guys.
346
00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:20,553
- Oh.
- Wow. Okay, so that
just says "victim."
347
00:14:20,554 --> 00:14:22,524
- Okay, so I don't have
one of those.
- It's all good.
348
00:14:22,525 --> 00:14:24,828
- No, you don't have to. Okay.
- I do have...
349
00:14:26,064 --> 00:14:27,800
- Okay. And also...
- Okay.
350
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:29,104
Hold this. I also have...
351
00:14:29,806 --> 00:14:31,976
- "Child of immigrants"?
- Your parents are from London.
352
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:34,280
- Shut up. And I also have...
- Okay.
353
00:14:35,382 --> 00:14:36,852
"Sex worker"?
354
00:14:36,853 --> 00:14:38,322
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. She reads horoscopes
on OnlyFans.
355
00:14:38,455 --> 00:14:39,859
At the end I show hole.
356
00:14:42,029 --> 00:14:43,198
Um...
357
00:14:43,298 --> 00:14:44,635
Yeah, I mean,
I guess you could try and,
358
00:14:44,636 --> 00:14:46,071
- like, roll the dice, see--
- Oh, awesome!
359
00:14:46,072 --> 00:14:47,740
- Do you need help?
- No!
360
00:14:47,741 --> 00:14:50,345
New York City, whoo!
361
00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:52,918
Are we having fun?
362
00:14:53,118 --> 00:14:54,589
Well, Kyle wasn't...
363
00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:56,526
when he was touched at work.
364
00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:58,329
Did you get
the new chyron?
365
00:14:58,428 --> 00:15:00,566
- Yeah.
- No. The other one.
366
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,802
No, not that one.
367
00:15:01,803 --> 00:15:03,741
Not that one.
368
00:15:03,973 --> 00:15:05,076
Not...
369
00:15:05,209 --> 00:15:07,647
- Yeah. Great. Did we put--
- Randy, hi.
370
00:15:07,648 --> 00:15:10,351
Um, I was just hoping
to chat real quick
if you had a sec.
371
00:15:10,352 --> 00:15:12,389
Um, so obviously
I've...
372
00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:14,328
I've been here
for a minute now, as you know.
373
00:15:14,461 --> 00:15:17,266
- Uh-huh.
- Um, and I love running copies.
374
00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:20,173
I feel like I'm engaging
with every aspect
of the company.
375
00:15:20,372 --> 00:15:22,143
But, you know, I do...
376
00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:26,418
I just... I feel like
I might be ready
for some more responsibility,
377
00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:28,456
- if that makes sense. And--
- Shit, Jason?
378
00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:30,359
The Kyle kid's
doing a fundraiser.
379
00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:32,698
Get a crew together now, please.
380
00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:38,108
Just with everything
going on right now
381
00:15:39,111 --> 00:15:40,781
in this climate,
382
00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:46,993
I would just hope
that my company would
support me as a young person.
383
00:15:49,397 --> 00:15:52,103
Yeah.
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
384
00:15:52,104 --> 00:15:54,473
Really? I--
385
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:55,811
Yeah.
386
00:15:56,111 --> 00:15:57,949
You know what? Let's do
a meeting. Yeah.
387
00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,821
Uh, Monday. We free Monday?
You free Monday?
388
00:16:01,121 --> 00:16:02,322
Monday,
we'll bring in Chuck...
389
00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:04,261
...we'll-we'll bring
in, uh, Laura.
390
00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:06,565
Laura is gonna wanna poach you
for some fieldwork.
391
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,938
I mean...
...Uh, yes!
Yeah, thank you.
392
00:16:09,939 --> 00:16:11,408
Monday is...
393
00:16:11,509 --> 00:16:13,078
Let me check.
Monday is great.
394
00:16:13,079 --> 00:16:15,048
Yes. Thank you.
395
00:16:15,049 --> 00:16:16,519
Thank you.
Great work today, Billie.
396
00:16:16,619 --> 00:16:21,562
Thanks. Um, okay.
Well, I will see you Monday.
397
00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:24,635
Really? That's...
398
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:27,039
Oh, my God. That's great
to hear 'cause...
399
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,077
Samir.
400
00:16:29,277 --> 00:16:30,312
Like, obviously not.
401
00:16:30,313 --> 00:16:33,117
You were always,
always respectful, okay?
402
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,320
Because...
403
00:16:35,089 --> 00:16:37,292
this other girl said she was
too drunk one time. And I--
404
00:16:37,293 --> 00:16:40,700
I just... I feel
like that's not me, you know?
405
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,504
Sorry, what are you...
406
00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:44,140
Wha-What are you doing?
407
00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:46,712
I'm not, like, doing anything.
I just wanted to--
408
00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,817
What? Are you trying to, like,
coalition-build with me?
409
00:16:49,017 --> 00:16:51,421
- Is that why I'm here?
- Is that...
Is that what it sounds like?
410
00:16:51,522 --> 00:16:53,625
You dragged me all the way
to Queens so I can say,
411
00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:56,131
"Oh, don't worry, Samir.
It's totally okay what you did
412
00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:57,500
to that poor girl."
413
00:17:01,308 --> 00:17:02,511
Okay.
414
00:17:03,145 --> 00:17:04,615
Um, you know what?
415
00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:08,120
Maybe you should just give me
that other girl's number.
416
00:17:08,121 --> 00:17:10,125
It might be better
if we spoke directly.
417
00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:14,467
- I'll just call you a car
as well.
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go.
418
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:25,489
"business as usual is not
gonna cut it anymore."
419
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:27,692
And it's all thanks
to this young man,
420
00:17:27,693 --> 00:17:29,531
Kyle Matthew Haberman.
421
00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:31,168
Yeah.
And then we'll go to Kyle,
422
00:17:31,268 --> 00:17:33,238
Kyle's gonna talk
about the movement.
423
00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:35,242
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, and then--
You're... Y-You're perfect,
Billie, yeah.
424
00:17:35,243 --> 00:17:37,012
Almost thought you were him
for a second there.
425
00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:38,516
Ah!
426
00:17:38,616 --> 00:17:40,252
Yeah. Oof
"My boss groped me."
427
00:17:40,787 --> 00:17:42,089
What?
428
00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:44,527
Kyle's boss groped him.
429
00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,565
- That's right.
- I'm Kyle.
430
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,635
We are Kyle.
431
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:50,073
Ah.
432
00:17:51,074 --> 00:17:53,346
Aw, look at her. She has
always wanted a clipboard.
433
00:17:53,478 --> 00:17:55,183
Thank you for coming.
We thank you.
434
00:17:55,316 --> 00:17:56,585
- Yeah. I understand.
- For the cause.
435
00:17:56,752 --> 00:17:58,388
- For the cause.
- For the cause!
436
00:17:58,589 --> 00:18:00,826
Yeah. My love. Issa.
- Yeah.
- You're doing too much.
437
00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:02,362
- Yeah.
- You're doing too much.
438
00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:04,300
Okay. Just 'cause you don't
believe in causes--
439
00:18:04,301 --> 00:18:06,272
- No. I believe in causes!
- Name one.
440
00:18:06,471 --> 00:18:08,140
Um... Unfree Britney.
441
00:18:08,141 --> 00:18:09,711
Oh, and, uh, Black Power.
442
00:18:09,712 --> 00:18:12,016
- You know I can't
say anything to that.
- Yeah.
443
00:18:12,149 --> 00:18:14,120
Either way, I...
This is important to me.
444
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,391
So I need you to support me
in my cause.
445
00:18:16,525 --> 00:18:17,995
And I do.
And Kyle's behind you.
446
00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:19,397
Who? Oh.
447
00:18:19,497 --> 00:18:21,034
- Kyle, hi! You look amazing.
- Hey.
448
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,104
Thanks. People just, like,
gift me shit now. It's wild.
449
00:18:23,105 --> 00:18:26,010
- It's just, like, shows up
at my door now.
- Wow. Yeah, super cool.
450
00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:28,182
But, anyway, I was looking
at the rally schedule,
451
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,986
I think
there's something so dope
452
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,222
- that we can do at Pier 6.
We can--
- Yeah, no. I'm with that.
453
00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:33,726
- Anton.
- Yeah.
454
00:18:33,727 --> 00:18:35,163
Do you blow?
455
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:37,767
Oh. Uh. I mean, no. But, yeah.
456
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,939
- Yeah, I'll do that.
Yeah. Let's go.
- Fuck it.
457
00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:42,410
Anton, what are you doing?
You haven't even made
a placard yet.
458
00:18:42,511 --> 00:18:44,013
- Well, make me one.
- What did we just say
459
00:18:44,014 --> 00:18:46,785
- about supporting the cause?
- I am. More than anyone.
460
00:18:46,786 --> 00:18:50,025
I'm gonna go do coke
with the cause.
So, I do have to go.
461
00:18:50,026 --> 00:18:51,629
- Anton--
- But I love you.
462
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:52,929
- Hi.
- Mmm.
463
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:54,268
Never surrender, girl!
464
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,471
Hey. How's it going?
465
00:18:56,472 --> 00:18:58,408
Awful, actually, so...
466
00:18:58,609 --> 00:19:02,717
- Wait, how did it go
with your ex?
- Not good. Uh, bad, actually.
467
00:19:02,718 --> 00:19:04,286
- Samy--
- Yes. Yes.
468
00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:07,093
I'll never get a job
because I am a sex pariah.
469
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:08,563
- No. No.
- Yeah.
470
00:19:08,663 --> 00:19:10,566
The boiler still doesn't work.
But it's good.
471
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:14,974
Paul Baker can have my room
'cause I will be in sex prison.
Samy, we would not
take your room. We would
make it into an art studio.
472
00:19:14,975 --> 00:19:17,981
Samy, we would not
take your room. We would
make it into an art studio.
473
00:19:18,181 --> 00:19:21,522
Also, do you have
a dollar bill? I think
I need to do coke for activism.
474
00:19:21,523 --> 00:19:22,524
Yeah.
475
00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:25,262
- Just be safe.
- Thanks.
476
00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:28,168
Oh, my God. Wait,
so that means that the window,
like, actually worked!
477
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,637
It worked.
478
00:19:29,638 --> 00:19:32,076
Meeting is Monday,
a promotion is imminent, and...
479
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:33,478
Thank you.
480
00:19:33,579 --> 00:19:34,882
...I just have
this deep sense of, like--
481
00:19:35,182 --> 00:19:37,854
I'm tracing the outline
of who I am as a person.
Oh, my God. Was that beautiful?
482
00:19:37,855 --> 00:19:39,591
Oh, my God. Was that beautiful?
483
00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:43,132
- Absolutely! Cheers, Billie.
- Cheers, Paul Baker.
484
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,669
So, wait,
when's the big meeting?
485
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,772
Oh. Monday because after that,
the window closes,
486
00:19:46,773 --> 00:19:49,476
and that's literally
the only reason
why any of this is happening.
487
00:19:49,477 --> 00:19:50,780
Wow.
488
00:19:50,781 --> 00:19:52,250
Wait, even though
Monday's a holiday?
489
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,519
Paul Baker.
490
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,988
Hey. What's up, man?
491
00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:00,633
I feel like the three of us
can win The Amazing Race.
492
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,535
- What?
- I do. I do.
493
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:05,643
- Hey, girl!
- Hey, babe. Hey.
It's good to see you.
494
00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:08,449
Samir?
495
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,121
- Hey. Issa's friend. Lea.
- Hey.
496
00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:12,558
Yeah, yeah. Hi.
497
00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:17,533
- Did you make a sign yet or--
- No, uh, but I'm gonna.
I'm, like, just--
498
00:20:17,534 --> 00:20:20,806
- That's fucked up.
- No, I am literally about to--
499
00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:22,844
- I'm gonna make one--
- Nah, I'm just messing.
I'm messing. It's...
500
00:20:22,845 --> 00:20:24,681
Yeah.
No, but seriously,
501
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:29,257
Issa told me about your ex
and the whole...
502
00:20:29,658 --> 00:20:31,628
- Oh. She told you about that?
- No.
503
00:20:31,629 --> 00:20:35,469
No, no, no. I'm...
I'm with you, okay?
504
00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:37,339
I'm for the boys.
505
00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:39,679
Listen to me,
this is why you can't
get finger-banged anymore
506
00:20:39,812 --> 00:20:41,883
without signing
a fucking contract.
507
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,353
Oh... Oh.
508
00:20:44,354 --> 00:20:45,657
Okay. I g--
509
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:50,933
- No, I guess
it is weird right now.
- So weird. It's really weird.
510
00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:52,303
Huh.
511
00:20:52,871 --> 00:20:53,907
Anyways.
512
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,578
No, no. That's all you.
Please. No.
513
00:20:56,579 --> 00:20:57,747
Okay.
514
00:21:01,388 --> 00:21:06,765
Because, you know,
we can also go together.
515
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:08,268
Um...
516
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:11,608
Would I have to sign
a contract first or...
517
00:21:11,609 --> 00:21:14,046
Yeah.
My lawyer's already in there.
518
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:15,850
Come on.
519
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,787
- What sign are you?
- Sagittarius.
520
00:21:17,788 --> 00:21:19,558
I don't know my sign,
but I feel
like I'm a Sagittarius.
521
00:21:19,691 --> 00:21:21,361
Can you pass me
that wine down there?
522
00:21:21,929 --> 00:21:23,967
So, guys, we're just
gonna move down the line.
523
00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:26,471
What does Kyle's movement
mean to you?
524
00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:29,878
- Me?
- Yeah.
525
00:21:34,721 --> 00:21:35,857
We are Kyle.
526
00:21:36,725 --> 00:21:37,628
I'm sorry?
527
00:21:37,827 --> 00:21:39,765
We are... We are Kyle.
528
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,942
Did you know Monday
was a holiday?
529
00:21:45,075 --> 00:21:46,645
Do you have all of it?
530
00:21:46,646 --> 00:21:49,851
- Oh. Randy! Hey.
- Hey, Billie. Great job today.
531
00:21:49,852 --> 00:21:53,392
Oh. Thanks. Um, hey, so I just
realized our meeting Monday,
532
00:21:53,593 --> 00:21:54,828
we're actually off work.
533
00:21:54,829 --> 00:21:57,399
- So, I was thinking
what if we--
- Oh...
534
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,204
Right. You know what,
we'll do next week.
535
00:21:59,738 --> 00:22:03,446
Or... [chuckles] ...I'm around
right now, if you wanna
give Chuck and Laura a call.
536
00:22:03,579 --> 00:22:06,050
- You know.
- Oh... Actually-- Crap.
537
00:22:06,351 --> 00:22:08,488
- Chuck's gone next week.
- Chuck's gone next week.
538
00:22:08,489 --> 00:22:12,229
- We'll do the week after that.
- The week after that.
You know, um--
539
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,498
Yeah. Oh...
540
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:14,968
No. Sochi.
541
00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:16,371
Uh, Laura is in Sochi.
542
00:22:16,471 --> 00:22:18,909
Yeah. It's not gonna work
next week. Um...
543
00:22:18,910 --> 00:22:21,347
How about February?
Feb's wide open.
544
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,418
Okay. Uh, oh, sure.
545
00:22:23,586 --> 00:22:24,987
Yeah. Sure. Yeah.
546
00:22:24,988 --> 00:22:26,959
As long as you still
give a shit by then.
547
00:22:27,961 --> 00:22:29,363
Sorry?
548
00:22:31,569 --> 00:22:35,475
No, I-I just mean, um,
you know, with everything
going on right now
549
00:22:35,476 --> 00:22:40,485
in this climate, I just--
I hope that you still
give a shit
550
00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:42,089
about
551
00:22:42,891 --> 00:22:44,026
women.
552
00:22:44,895 --> 00:22:46,632
Excuse me?
553
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,636
Just--
554
00:22:51,374 --> 00:22:53,144
You should remember
to be careful.
555
00:22:55,717 --> 00:22:57,988
I think you need
to go home, Billie.
556
00:22:59,023 --> 00:23:00,125
Yeah.
557
00:23:02,897 --> 00:23:04,400
Don't come in Monday.
558
00:23:05,068 --> 00:23:07,105
Do you mean Tuesday or--
559
00:23:07,106 --> 00:23:08,475
That too.
560
00:23:18,095 --> 00:23:19,296
I'm so...
561
00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:20,498
I'm so glad I met you tonight.
562
00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:22,435
Oh, yeah.
563
00:23:22,436 --> 00:23:25,809
It's so liberating
to meet a guy
who just doesn't give a shit.
564
00:23:25,810 --> 00:23:28,448
- Like, yeah?
- Yeah. I don't give a shit.
565
00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,419
- Yeah.
- Okay. Spit in my mouth.
566
00:23:32,056 --> 00:23:34,628
- Spit... Spit in your mouth?
- Fuck, yeah.
567
00:23:34,795 --> 00:23:36,432
Come on.
568
00:23:36,966 --> 00:23:38,602
- Just spit!
- I'm sorry. I'm trying.
569
00:23:38,603 --> 00:23:40,004
- I wanna give you
what you want. Just--
- Okay.
570
00:23:41,742 --> 00:23:43,144
- Why are you going...
Just spit!
- I was--
571
00:23:43,546 --> 00:23:44,948
- I'm gonna show you, okay?
- Okay.
572
00:23:44,949 --> 00:23:45,984
Oh.
573
00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:47,587
Yeah. No, that's good.
574
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,322
- Thanks for showing me.
- Do you like that?
575
00:23:49,323 --> 00:23:51,059
- Yeah.
- You like being washed?
576
00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:52,462
Huh?
577
00:23:52,463 --> 00:23:53,666
You like that?
578
00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:55,202
- You like that? Right?
- Yeah.
579
00:23:55,469 --> 00:23:56,872
You're a bad boy.
You're a bad boy.
580
00:23:56,873 --> 00:23:59,009
I'm a bad boy. No,
I'm a bad boy.
581
00:23:59,010 --> 00:24:00,143
- Fuck me?
- What?
582
00:24:00,144 --> 00:24:02,116
While I hold my face under.
583
00:24:02,785 --> 00:24:04,220
For drowning or...
584
00:24:04,855 --> 00:24:06,825
Yeah.
Is that a problem for you?
585
00:24:06,826 --> 00:24:09,363
If you drown,
is that a problem for you?
586
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:13,171
Oh! When's the last time
you peed?
587
00:24:17,614 --> 00:24:20,052
Sorry. I can't...
I can't do this.
588
00:24:22,089 --> 00:24:24,327
You're being be a little bitch,
aren't you?
589
00:24:24,895 --> 00:24:26,231
Yeah, sorry.
590
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,136
This is
why I don't do fundraisers.
591
00:24:29,871 --> 00:24:31,073
I love your friends.
592
00:24:33,612 --> 00:24:35,282
Look who it is.
593
00:24:35,482 --> 00:24:36,818
Ugh, you showered? Lucky.
594
00:24:36,819 --> 00:24:38,823
- How'd it go with that girl?
- Good.
595
00:24:38,989 --> 00:24:41,596
Well, no. Bad. Technically.
596
00:24:41,829 --> 00:24:43,031
But she's cool.
597
00:24:43,498 --> 00:24:45,201
Also, Carly's fine, I think.
598
00:24:45,202 --> 00:24:47,072
See? I told you.
599
00:24:47,073 --> 00:24:50,847
And on the spectrum of men,
I might just be
a little bitch boy.
600
00:24:51,515 --> 00:24:53,185
Which is good, I think.
601
00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:57,995
Okay, now I am gonna go shower,
because I did
bring conditioner.
602
00:24:58,395 --> 00:25:01,802
- Love you, have fun.
- Wait, wait, wait. Don't.
603
00:25:02,303 --> 00:25:03,338
I've got you.
604
00:25:08,214 --> 00:25:11,054
Hey. So, I think
I lost my job t--
605
00:25:14,995 --> 00:25:17,534
- Hey, I-- What...
What is happening?
- We stole Kyle's coke,
606
00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:21,675
and now we're fixing
the boiler ourselves. We're
being our own Peter Heaters.
607
00:25:23,244 --> 00:25:25,381
...so, we're gonna
replace the boiler
with a 50 gallon...
608
00:25:25,382 --> 00:25:27,118
...so, we're gonna
replace the boiler
with a 50 gallon...
609
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:28,988
- I got the tape.
- Clockwise is right.
610
00:25:28,989 --> 00:25:30,258
- That's now counterclock--
- I have the tape. Guys, look.
611
00:25:30,259 --> 00:25:31,828
- Billy.
- Hi.
612
00:25:31,829 --> 00:25:33,999
- She's here.
- Come, Billie, quick!
613
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,371
There's a box labeled
"Samir baby hats." You have
to pick one. Come on, pick one.
614
00:25:36,538 --> 00:25:37,675
It's gonna be fun. Come on.
615
00:25:37,807 --> 00:25:39,176
This doesn't look
like that.
616
00:25:39,177 --> 00:25:41,047
Why is it ticking?
Why am I ticking? Guys?
617
00:25:41,147 --> 00:25:42,816
It's moving now.
618
00:25:42,817 --> 00:25:44,486
- Why is it ticking?
- Lefty loosey.
619
00:25:44,487 --> 00:25:46,255
- Yeah. Lefty loosey.
- Hold that. Hold it.
620
00:25:46,256 --> 00:25:48,159
Hold the flashlight, please.
621
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,067
- Okay, so it sounds
like it might explode.
- I got it.
622
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,539
Where can I help?
What can I do?
623
00:25:53,672 --> 00:25:56,143
"...if ticking lasts over
one minute total, there's risk
of immediate decap--" Uh...
624
00:25:56,144 --> 00:25:58,516
- There's a paywall.
- No.
There's always a paywall.
625
00:25:58,649 --> 00:26:01,087
- Hey. Hey. Are you good?
- I'm good.
626
00:26:01,088 --> 00:26:04,159
Are you good?
Because if you're not good,
then I'm not good.
627
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,599
- I'm good!
- Okay.
628
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,402
Look at these guys.
629
00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:12,009
You know what?
630
00:26:12,844 --> 00:26:14,112
We're gonna be good.
631
00:26:14,113 --> 00:26:15,181
Ugh!
632
00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:16,316
Still not hot.
633
00:26:20,893 --> 00:26:22,029
♪♪ People ♪
634
00:26:23,264 --> 00:26:24,634
♪♪ People ♪
635
00:26:25,537 --> 00:26:26,672
♪♪ People, people ♪
636
00:26:27,139 --> 00:26:28,909
♪ Dancing on the people
I've got ♪
637
00:26:35,823 --> 00:26:37,125
♪ I got people ♪
638
00:26:38,762 --> 00:26:39,931
♪♪ People ♪
639
00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:46,645
♪♪ People ♪
640
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,150
♪ People ♪
641
00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:52,154
♪♪ Purple hat, cheetah print ♪
642
00:26:52,155 --> 00:26:53,925
♪♪ Dancing on the people
Rolled up at the after joint ♪
643
00:26:53,926 --> 00:26:55,896
♪♪ Dancing dancing
on the people ♪
644
00:26:55,897 --> 00:26:57,666
♪♪ People dancing on the people
I got people on the people ♪
645
00:26:57,667 --> 00:26:58,935
♪♪ People dancing
on the people ♪
646
00:26:58,936 --> 00:27:00,304
♪ With the people on the... ♪
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