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(dramatic, Eastern-influenced
music)
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(birds chirping)
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(frogs croaking)
(water rustling)
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(dramatic music)
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- Sensei.
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- Sensei Yamazaki. (barks)
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- These are the symbols
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of our rule.
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The precious golden nunchucks,
passed in a tradition
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from one master to the next
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in an unbroken chain for 300
years.
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I'm an old man now,
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and you Adleman, my American
friend
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and Chiba are my best students.
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It is time pass to the next
generation.
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Show me what you have learned.
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- [Adleman] Yes, Sensei.
(Chiba barks)
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(music intensifies)
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(heavy drum music)
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(fighters yelling)
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(Chiba yells)
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(fighters grunting and yelling)
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(Chiba groaning)
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(Chiba yelling)
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(staff smacking)
(Chiba yelling)
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(kick smacking)
(Chiba yelling)
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(music calms)
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(fighters yelling)
(kick thudding)
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(Chiba grunts)
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- Okay Pops, hand 'em over.
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- No.
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- I won.
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- But winning is not everything.
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Chiba has learned compassion.
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And that is the sign of a
master.
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- If you think this is over,
you're crazy.
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I'm tired of this grasshopper
shit anyway.
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(menacing music)
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(gentle music)
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(men panting)
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(fighters grunting)
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(triumphant music)
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(fighters grunting)
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(dramatic music)
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(car tires screeching)
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(car engine revving)
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- Master Josh.
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- The one and only. The old man
in?
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- Yes sir, Mr. Keegan's
expecting you sir.
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(water splashing)
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- [Josh] You're working too
hard, Dad.
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- [Mr. Keegan] Wish I could say
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the same thing about you, son.
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Glad you decided to come by.
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- Well, actually I'm a
little short this month.
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- What? Another loan?
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What's it for this time?
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- It's education, sir.
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See there's this summer
course in the French Alps
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on 18th Century poetry and I
think-
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- How much?
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- $5,000.
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- No, not 5,000, not 500, not
$5.
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- Come on dad, be reasonable,
huh?
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Okay, so I had a couple
of setbacks in Vegas.
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Come on, you're a businessman.
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Are you going to hold that
against me?
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- Look, up 'til now,
you've had it too easy.
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Cars, women, money.
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- Yeah?
- No more.
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I'm not going to keep
throwing good money after bad
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until you can prove
you're a good investment.
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- No problem, what do you want
me to do?
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- I want you to enroll in the
state's
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top martial arts academy.
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You live through it, your
allowance will be reinstated.
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- Is this retroactive?
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- Look, don't push your luck.
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When I was young, we had
Vietnam.
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We fought for our country, we
died for it.
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We didn't have any of this
"me generation" stuff.
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- There's always El Salvador.
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- Look, don't give me any of
your lip.
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You make it through this
equivalent of a bootcamp,
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you'll be okay.
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'Til then, zip.
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- Zip?
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- Read my lips. Zip.
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(bouncy upbeat music)
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- Can we slow down now please?
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- One more mile.
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Oh my God, there he is.
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- The Tai Chi guy?
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- Yeah, I'm going to swoop
in for a closer look.
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- Oh, Suzy.
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Well, when you going out?
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- He hasn't asked me out yet,
but he will.
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Look at this, look at this.
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- Martial Arts School.
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- Yeah.
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- No way, not me, not this time.
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(playful music)
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(car horn honks)
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- This your best day yet?
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- (scoffs) You never learn.
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- This is getting to be a drag
you know.
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It's too easy man,
people are going to talk.
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Now why don't you get yourself
into shape.
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And next time we come around,
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I want you to punch me in the
nose
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or else we're going to die of
boredom.
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(truck honks)
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(man muttering)
(playful music)
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(man sneezes)
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(man blowing and coughing)
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(items clattering)
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- Ow!
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(pots clattering)
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(eggs splattering)
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Ah! (panting)
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(hand sizzling)
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(water steaming)
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(man panting and muttering)
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(timer buzzing)
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Oh!
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(fire crackling)
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Ow!
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I hope she likes extra, extra
crispy.
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No!
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(dishes clattering)
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(doorbell rings)
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(doorbell rings)
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She's here.
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Ah ha, uh, Cynthia, hi.
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- I'd love to stay, but I just
remembered.
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I have to see my dentist
about a root canal
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- Root canal?
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- Bye!
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- That's the third one this
week. Ah.
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- Hey Claude.
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You lose her too? Man, that's
too much.
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That's the third one in two
weeks.
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- Fourth, the last time
you were at the movies.
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Five if count the one that
dropped me
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the day your wife got sick.
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Oh gee, I don't see what's
wrong.
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- You've got to work on your
coordination.
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Check this out.
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Picked this up at the
supermarket around the corner.
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- Ninja Academy?
- Good stuff, man.
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If those guys can't teach you to
walk
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and chew gum at the
same time, no one will.
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(spy music)
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- Mmm, Phillip, is that
a gun in your pocket,
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or are you just happy to see me?
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- I hate to disappoint you
my dear, but that is a gun.
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- I say my good man, have you
noticed
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any suspicious characters
lurking around here lately?
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- No, no, no, no.
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What would they look like?
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- Well they'd be in black,
nothing this elegant.
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They'd be carrying weapons,
explosives, toxic chemicals.
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- Toxic chemicals?
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Sounds like a bunch
that just flew in here.
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They went that way.
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(eerie music)
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- [Henchman] Excuse me, Number
One.
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- What is it?
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- I'm sorry sir, but your cat
has gone.
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(spy music)
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(cat mewing)
(gunshot fires)
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(cat screeches)
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- Terribly sorry.
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- [Number One] Surprise,
surprise Mr. Wellington.
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- Your PA system is lousy.
Hang up and call again.
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(motorcycle revving)
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(gunshots blast)
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(gunshots blasting)
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Japanese products aren't
what they used to be.
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- [Number One] Damn you
Wellington,
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you killed every one of my men.
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- I also killed your cat.
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(Number One laughing maniacally)
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- [Number One] We'll meet again.
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(spy music)
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- Terribly sorry for the
interruption sir,
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but I've got M and M on
the satellite channel.
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- [M And M] I'm very
disappointed in you,
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Double O Seven Eleven.
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I've been fielding a
considerable number
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of complaints here from
various organizations
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for the prevention of cruelty to
animals,
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not to mention the Japanese
ambassador.
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The feeling here is you've
gotten a little carried away.
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- But sir...
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- [M And M] License revoked,
Double O Seven Eleven.
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No more wanton killings.
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- What?
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- [M And M] Hand the driver your
weapon.
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You're to enroll in a refresher
course in the martial arts.
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You get yourself out of
this phallic dependency
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on your gun in a crisis,
and we'll talk again.
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(birds chirping)
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(vehicle zooming past)
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- You wouldn't happen to
have a car on you, would you?
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- Real men don't drive, they
walk.
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(cheerful music)
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- Jesus, what is this Sherwood
Forest?
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And rabbits.
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$9.50.
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That's (laughing) money,
I need $9.50, $9.50.
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- This place looks like a dump.
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- What are, you deranged?
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This is what I call heaven.
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(car backfires)
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- [Driver] Later babe, maybe
we'll catch
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you back at the beach, huh?
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- I shall miss the old Beretta.
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- Of course, sir.
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- Welcome to our winter session.
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My name is Gayle Nakiyama.
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I'm the sensei's assistant
and I'll be your instructor.
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So if you'll follow me, please.
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(dramatic music)
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(music intensifies)
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(Chiba speaking Japanese)
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Chiba sensei welcomes you all
here.
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(Chiba grunts and speaks
Japanese)
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Training starts first
thing in the morning.
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It's going to be a long week.
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He recommends you get
a good night's sleep.
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But first I'd like for
you to meet our sensei.
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- Phil baby, you and I
will make a killing here.
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- A killing?
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- Skirts, the broadsky's.
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Only the sayonara? She's mine.
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- I see.
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(dramatic music)
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- How do you do?
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- What's up? So how you been,
good? Good.
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(student speaking stilted
Japanese)
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- Or something like that.
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- Private George Randall
at your service, sir.
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(bubblegum pops)
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- How you doing sensei,
I'm Claude, give me five.
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(hand slaps)
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- Hey listen, you want
to drum up more business,
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you're going to have to
lose old Ho Chi Minh here.
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Serious attitude problem.
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- [Woman] I'm worried about it.
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(students muttering)
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- Everyone outside.
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- Touchy, touchy.
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(upbeat music)
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- All right, choose your beds,
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settle in and I'll see you
later.
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(music intensifies)
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- Fantastic.
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- Well, it isn't Club Med.
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- Looks like we're going to get
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to know each other real well,
real soon.
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- I just wonder when we're going
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00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,960
to get those little outfits.
264
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,600
You know, the cute little black
bathrobes.
265
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,400
- When you earn them.
266
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,480
- Okay, okay.
267
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,960
(door squeaks)
268
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,600
- I had Herod ship this ahead.
269
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,360
Private stock.
270
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,640
Caviar anyone?
271
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,160
(goofy music)
272
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,920
(bed clattering)
273
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,200
- Personal friend of yours?
274
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:50,280
- No way, I hate that
fucker and everyone else
275
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,640
on that side of the world,
because you never know
276
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,480
when they're going to drop the
big one.
277
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,320
I mean, they're already
screwing with the rain.
278
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,960
20 inches this year,
when we're expecting 15.
279
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,400
You got to watch those things.
280
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,640
You watch those things?
281
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,480
- No.
282
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,600
- I watch 'em.
283
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,440
- If anyone would like
some bubbly later on,
284
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,480
I've got a nice Perrier-Jouet
'69.
285
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,000
- How about a Bud Light?
286
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:21,560
(clock ticking)
287
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:26,560
- George, George, this
your alarm clock ticking?
288
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,200
- Holy shit.
289
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,680
(explosion blasts)
290
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,120
- The article seems to be
helping
291
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,840
in bringing in some new blood.
292
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,200
(Chiba grunting)
293
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,360
So what do you think of
our new students, Father?
294
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,920
(Chiba grunts)
295
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:57,080
- Sensei.
296
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,280
- What the fuck is this?
297
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,160
- I don't know sensei.
298
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,440
- You don't know?
299
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,040
Some shit-ass school comes out
of nowhere
300
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,360
and I got to read about it
in some fucking magazine?
301
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,440
- I'm saying, I've never
heard of that sensei.
302
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,280
- Yeah?
303
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,480
You get your ass over there
304
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,840
and you find out what's going
on.
305
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,920
I want to know who's running
this place.
306
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,920
- All right.
307
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,480
- Go, God damn it!
308
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,800
(crickets chirping)
(owl hooting)
309
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,920
(people snoring)
310
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,800
(door creaking open)
311
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,720
(mysterious music)
312
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,600
(bow smacks)
(man yelps)
313
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,840
- Lesson one. Learning to move
is easy.
314
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:08,920
Learning when to move is hard.
(grunts)
315
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,880
(calming music)
316
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,000
- I see you found yourself a
favorite.
317
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,280
Do you think he's going
to be worth the trouble?
318
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,720
- Our young man is quite full of
himself.
319
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:45,160
First we empty cup, then
we will see what is inside.
320
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,920
(gentle music)
321
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,360
(birds chattering)
322
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:03,360
(dramatic music)
(birds cawing)
323
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,480
(camera shuttering)
324
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,360
(music intensifies)
325
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:13,080
(Chiba grunting and yelling)
326
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,760
- Okay, first things first,
327
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,480
we're going to start by
getting everyone in shape.
328
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,360
Follow instructions, and you'll
make it through the week,
329
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,200
no problem.
330
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,360
Now!
(people laughing)
331
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,920
Let's see if you're properly
dressed for morning run.
332
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,200
- Good morning.
333
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,760
- Aren't you going to change?
334
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,120
- But I have.
335
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,160
(guitar music)
336
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,120
- I see.
337
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,840
(energetic music)
338
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,320
♪ Don't know where I'm going ♪
339
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,000
♪ Don't know where I've been ♪
340
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,640
♪ Always on the outside ♪
341
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,240
♪ Always looking in ♪
342
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,440
- Is that guys a fox?
343
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,480
- Oh please.
344
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,400
- Well I think he is.
345
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,840
♪ Wearin' a happy face ♪
346
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,440
- Have fun guys. (yawns)
I'm going to go to bed.
347
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,000
♪ Nothing's happening I can't do
♪
348
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,720
♪ Gotta learn how to give it a
try ♪
349
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,440
♪ Nothing's happening out of
control ♪
350
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,720
- Grass looks great.
351
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,960
Get yourself one of those
electric lawnmowers,
352
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,840
and it goes a lot faster.
353
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:20,680
(Chiba yells)
354
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,760
♪ Nothing's happening too much
pressure ♪
355
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:27,400
♪ Gonna go to a private school ♪
356
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,080
♪ Nothing's happening need a
professor ♪
357
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:35,120
♪ Trying to learn about this
golden rule ♪
358
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,520
♪ Don't know where I'm going ♪
359
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,160
♪ Don't know what I've been ♪
360
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,720
♪ Always on the outside ♪
361
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,480
♪ Always looking in ♪
362
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,160
♪ But now I keep on running fast
♪
363
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,880
♪ Keep at a steady pace ♪
364
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,520
♪ Looking at the finish line ♪
365
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,320
♪ First in every race ♪
366
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,080
♪ Something's happening,
I'm going to make it ♪
367
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:03,720
♪ I can feel it, don't you see ♪
368
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,440
♪ Something's happening,
let's just take it ♪
369
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:11,120
♪ Now it's happening to you
and me, me, can't you see ♪
370
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,800
♪ That something's
happening, we can do it ♪
371
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:18,840
♪ Now we're heading for the very
top ♪
372
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,280
♪ Something's happening, gonna
get to it ♪
373
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,640
- Well we're gonna look for
breakfast.
374
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,920
- Take a look around you.
375
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,040
Nuts, berries.
376
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,720
- The three Rs: roots, roaches
and rats.
377
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,640
- Right.
378
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,120
You're going to have
to follow nature's lead
379
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,800
and live off the land, okay?
380
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,400
- (sighs) Just my luck,
not a 7-Eleven in sight.
381
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,520
♪ Something's happening,
I'm going to make it ♪
382
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,840
♪ I can feel it, don't you see ♪
383
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,760
♪ Something's happening,
let's just take it ♪
384
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,200
♪ Now it's happening to you and
me, me ♪
385
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,400
♪ Can't you see ♪
386
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,320
♪ That something's
happening, we can do it ♪
387
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,760
♪ Now headed for the very top ♪
388
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,840
♪ Something's happening, gonna
get to it ♪
389
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:17,120
♪ Nothing's ever gonna make us
stop, stop, stop stop stop ♪
390
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:20,040
♪ Something's happening,
something's happening ♪
391
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,600
♪ Something happening ♪
392
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,680
- Vodka martini?
393
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,480
- Oh.
394
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,600
- Shaken, not stirred.
395
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,200
(upbeat music)
396
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,600
- Ah, civilization.
397
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,680
(music skids)
398
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,920
(twangy guitar music)
399
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,680
(cheerful music)
400
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,880
- This is one big joke to you,
isn't it?
401
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:41,720
- A joke?
402
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,840
No, I was just making sure
403
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,520
that the neighbors were
friendly.
404
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:47,920
- Give me 50 push-ups.
405
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,880
- (laughing) You're funny.
406
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,680
(ground thuds)
407
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,320
- Was that 15 or 50?
408
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:04,320
(intense music)
(girls giggling)
409
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,360
- I could never be a nudist.
410
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,280
I'm always spilling hot coffee
on my lap.
411
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,040
(cheerful music)
412
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,840
(men grunting)
413
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,920
(men yelling)
414
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,280
- I was just going to ask
him where the bathroom is.
415
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,880
(men yelling)
416
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,880
(punches whooshing)
417
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,800
(bricks shatter)
418
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,320
(men yelling)
419
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,120
(punches whooshing)
420
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,160
(punches whooshing)
421
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,360
(smoke sizzling)
422
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,760
(bell dings)
423
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,720
(men chanting)
424
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,280
(group muttering)
425
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,000
- Okay, who's first?
426
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,640
- Ladies first.
427
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,960
- Lesson two, defeated in
heart, defeated in battle.
428
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,520
- I'll go.
429
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,920
(group cheering encouragements)
430
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,040
- Big deal.
431
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,920
- So, you see anybody here you
like?
432
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,720
- Mm-hmm, over there.
433
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:51,920
- The strong silent type?
434
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,480
- Do you feel lucky today? Do
you, punk?
435
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,240
- Are you always like this
George?
436
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,120
- What are you, some kind of
shrink?
437
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,680
- Well I like to think
that I'm good with people.
438
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,400
- I bet down deep inside, you
are a frustrated family man.
439
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,760
who wants a wife, 2.3 kids,
house.
440
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,920
- Fat chance.
441
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:21,480
My Christmas list calls for an
M-60 with endless ammo belts,
442
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,240
an army of El Salvadorian rebels
443
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,080
and a broad with tits out to
here.
444
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,200
(Claude screaming)
445
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,800
- Wait, come on, hold
on, help, somebody, help.
446
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,640
Oh no! Ah!
447
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,440
- You think he'll live to see
30?
448
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,320
- If his birthday's tomorrow.
449
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,080
- We take out life
insurance on old Clyde here
450
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,680
and we can all retire.
451
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,120
What'd I say?
452
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:54,960
Bonzai!
453
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,880
(energetic music)
(people shouting)
454
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,600
♪ Oh, she's a little scary ♪
455
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,480
♪ Got the howl in her hands ♪
456
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,400
Okay soldiers, come on up.
457
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:16,360
♪ She could turn a fairy ♪
458
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,760
♪ Into a muscle man ♪
459
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,360
♪ Oh, she got hokey ♪
460
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,800
- Yo baby.
461
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,400
♪ Hokey-pokey ♪
462
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,040
(Claude crashing)
463
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,520
♪ Yes you do, yeah ♪
464
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:34,520
♪ Doobie doobie for your tokin'
♪
465
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:40,680
♪ She's got all the pieces,
and all the parts are working ♪
466
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:48,200
♪ But later in the evening,
you best not be lurking ♪
467
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:51,520
♪ She got hokey ♪
468
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,440
- All right, your turn.
469
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,600
- May I?
470
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:03,240
♪ Don't be tokin' for the
hokey-pokey ♪
471
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,280
(buzzsaw whirling)
472
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,240
♪ Bobby tried to kiss her ♪
473
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,000
♪ Now he'll never play his horn
♪
474
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,160
(group applauds)
475
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,480
(group laughs)
476
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:28,480
- Was that easy or what?
(laughs)
477
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,880
♪ She got hokey, hokey pokey ♪
478
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:41,520
♪ It's no jokey, don't be
dopey, for the hokey-pokey ♪
479
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,600
♪ Well nothing's going to please
her ♪
480
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,840
♪ Like a man upon his knees ♪
481
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,800
♪ If you try to tease her ♪
(girls muttering)
482
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,640
(Josh sighs)
483
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,280
♪ You got to dot your
Is and cross your Ts ♪
484
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:04,280
♪ She's got hokey, hokey pokey ♪
485
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,920
♪ It's not jokey, don't be dopey
♪
486
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,160
♪ For the hokey pokey ♪
487
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,520
- You see this?
- Yeah.
488
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,240
- You see me.
- Yeah.
489
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,640
- Now watch.
490
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:25,640
(explosion blasts)
(mysterious music)
491
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,800
- Hello? Hello?
492
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,360
(Chiba shouting)
493
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,760
(Chiba shouts)
494
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,760
♪ You put your left foot in ♪
495
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,760
♪ You put your left foot out ♪
496
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:41,920
♪ You put your left foot in
and you shake it all about ♪
497
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,760
♪ You do the ninja-ninja
and you do the ninja walk ♪
498
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:50,120
♪ And that's what it's all about
♪
499
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,720
(Chiba yells)
(group screams)
500
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,920
(Chiba speaking Japanese)
501
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,480
(gentle music)
502
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,600
(bow thuds)
- Ow!
503
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,800
(Chiba laughing)
504
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,280
(Josh grunts)
505
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,200
- Yes, we still are taking
applications.
506
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:27,600
Oh, it's $15,000 for the
first year, and the...
507
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,680
(laughs) Of course the
black belt is guaranteed.
508
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,600
Well then, would that be on your
509
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,200
American Express Gold
or your platinum card?
510
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,400
Surely. Thank you.
511
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,040
(phone beeps)
512
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,880
- Hey, so I see you guys
are number two around here.
513
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,480
How about some sort of discount?
514
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,480
- Discount?
- Yeah!
515
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:02,480
- (laughs) I'll give
you a fucking discount.
516
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,560
(kid screaming)
517
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,400
(George sighs)
518
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,960
(falling music)
519
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,400
(cheerful music)
520
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,480
(nunchucks whipping)
521
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,360
♪ I love you baby ♪
522
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,840
♪ I love you darling ♪
523
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,480
♪ I love you so much ♪
524
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,520
♪ More than you could ever love
me ♪
525
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,920
♪ I know you're thinking,
makes me feel all right ♪
526
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:05,400
♪ Touch me, touch me darling,
thrill me in the night ♪
527
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,480
♪ One day, we're going to get
married ♪
528
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,640
♪ Someday, and I'm going to
carry ♪
529
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,720
♪ You dear in these loving arms
♪
530
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:13,440
♪ Take me in your heart ♪
531
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,880
♪ Doo doo doo say it ♪
532
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,080
♪ Doo doo doo all night ♪
533
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:23,040
♪ Doo doo doo yeah yeah yeah
yeah ♪
534
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,600
(Josh panting)
535
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,080
- Give up?
536
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:28,880
- Never.
537
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,760
- She's going to kill me.
538
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,560
♪ Show me, show me darling ♪
539
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,760
♪ There's no love to hide ♪
540
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,920
♪ Listen, we might be too young
♪
541
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,280
♪ You will be the one ♪
542
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,160
♪ This time, we'll make it clear
♪
543
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,120
♪ This is what we'll hear ♪
544
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,240
♪ Doo doo doo say it ♪
545
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,760
♪ Doo doo doo all night ♪
546
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:50,760
- You're getting better.
547
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,760
- I'm a great believer in
exercise.
548
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,320
I used to have a Butler
jogging for me back home.
549
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,320
- You should have found
someone in better shape.
550
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,840
- Yeah, well his Pacemaker was
going
551
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,120
to give out on him anyway.
552
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,560
So you guys get out much?
553
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,400
I figured you guys to be real
party animals for the weekend.
554
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,600
- Really?
555
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,640
- Or have you got a special
someone on the side?
556
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,280
A boyfriend?
557
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,120
- No boyfriend.
558
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,120
- That's what I thought.
559
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,440
Well, Josh looks like you have
to do
560
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,040
your bit for mankind here.
561
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,760
(gentle music)
Hey Gayle!
562
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,400
(Josh thuds)
563
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,680
(cheeky music)
564
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,920
- You were off balance.
565
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:31,760
- Balance?
566
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,240
- Lesson Three, balance.
567
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,520
- The purpose the traditional
karate yell is twofold.
568
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,720
The first is to help
you focus on your blow.
569
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,800
- Go ahead, take your best shot.
570
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,240
(George karate-yelling)
571
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,120
- Next.
572
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,000
(Claude karate-yelling)
573
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,720
Next.
574
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,880
(George karate-yelling)
575
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,360
(hat whooshing)
576
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,840
Next.
577
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:37,880
- Ah
578
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,720
- Louder!
579
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,480
- Ah.
580
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,320
- Louder!
581
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,320
- Ah.
582
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,040
(sound reverberates)
583
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,400
- All right all right, here we
go.
584
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,240
- Here, you try one, yeah.
585
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,320
- Okay. Okay.
586
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,160
- Go ahead.
587
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,160
- Yeah, yeah, don't rush me.
588
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,000
- Come on.
589
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,200
(small explosion poofs)
590
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,800
(lively music)
591
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,560
(energetic music)
592
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,400
(people shouting)
593
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:22,320
♪ She's a little scary ♪
594
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:26,480
♪ Got the power in your limbs ♪
595
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,120
(Josh yells)
♪ She can turn a fairy ♪
596
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:33,120
(fighters grunting and yelling)
597
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,640
♪ She got hokey ♪
598
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,680
♪ Hokey pokey ♪
599
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,840
(Josh grunting and yelling)
600
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,600
♪ It's no jokey, don't be dopey
♪
601
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:49,560
♪ For the hokey-pokey ♪
602
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:53,480
♪ She's got all the pieces ♪
603
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,400
♪ And all the parts are working
♪
604
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,240
(George grunting)
605
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,520
♪ You best not be lurking ♪
606
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,360
- Chicken-shit faggot.
607
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,320
(menacing music)
608
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,480
(frogs croaking)
609
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,880
(music intensifies)
610
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,560
(intense music)
611
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,760
(mysterious music)
612
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,840
(camera shutter snaps)
613
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:12,400
(Gayle humming)
614
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:16,480
(cheerful music)
615
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,200
- Aye, mamasita.
616
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,920
Show me what you got.
617
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,640
(Gonzales speaking Spanish)
618
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,360
(owl hooting)
619
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,200
- I thought I saw someone out
here.
620
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,000
- Yes, I know.
621
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,040
(dramatic music)
622
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,560
- Father, I have a feeling,
623
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,760
a premonition that something's
is wrong.
624
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,680
- You have a ways to go yet.
625
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,640
What seems wrong may be right
after all.
626
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:10,920
- Who said that, Confucius?
627
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,760
- No, Chiba.
628
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,360
- You don't want me to look
around?
629
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,920
- Just ghosts from the past.
630
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,720
- You don't have any
ghosts that I know of.
631
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:26,080
- We all have them, my flower,
even me.
632
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,800
(Josh yawning)
633
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,520
- It's dawn.
634
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:40,080
(people snoring)
(birds hooting)
635
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,600
(Josh snorts)
636
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,080
(intense music)
637
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:51,600
(stick smacks)
- Ow! Ow!
638
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,400
(Chiba laughing)
639
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,400
(energetic music)
640
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,720
- You understand?
641
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,080
- I think you better
show me one more time.
642
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,120
(Chiba grunts)
643
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:20,960
Okay I'll do them all.
644
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,600
Cool, thanks.
645
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:31,360
- Okay I want you to take a
shuriken,
646
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,160
and then you flick it
home with your wrist.
647
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,480
- I will try.
648
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,560
(Gonzales yelps)
649
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,400
- What was that?
650
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,840
- Nothing. Next please.
651
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,800
(shuriken swoops)
(bird caws)
652
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,240
(bird thuds)
653
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,440
- George.
654
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:58,840
- I'll take four.
655
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:03,720
(shuriken swooshes)
656
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,800
(shuriken swooshes and thuds)
657
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,920
♪ Short temper, please remember
♪
658
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,120
- Concentrate.
659
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,080
(shuriken thuds)
660
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,040
- (laughs) Now is that
concentration or what?
661
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,400
(spy music)
662
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:35,120
(controller buzzing and beeping)
663
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:38,840
- Sharper Image.
664
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,480
(Chiba grunting)
665
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,320
- Are you sure you want me to do
this?
666
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,120
- It's okay.
667
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,360
- All right, you asked for it.
668
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,520
(arrow whizzing)
669
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,920
(Suzy gasps)
670
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,440
- Any volunteers?
671
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,480
- I can do that.
672
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,080
Piece of cake.
673
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:08,960
- You sure?
674
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,920
♪ Cupid, draw back your bow ♪
675
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:16,640
- Okay, now you have
my undivided attention.
676
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,560
(arrows thudding)
677
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,520
Is that the best you guys can
do?
678
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,960
- Concentrate.
679
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,560
- Chiba, baby, relax.
680
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,920
(arrows flying)
681
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,480
- Oh, what? A black belt now,
hmm?
682
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,400
- There's a Japanese saying:
683
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,800
"A nail that sticks out must
be knocked back in place."
684
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,600
- [Phillip] All right, lads
let's get him.
685
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:42,440
- [Josh] Oh shit.
686
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:48,400
(arrows flying and thudding)
687
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,960
(Chiba laughing)
688
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:51,960
- Okay, be careful.
689
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,080
- Okay.
690
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:53,920
- You got it.
691
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:54,720
- I got it.
692
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:55,600
- You're sure?
693
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,400
- Positive.
694
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,480
(explosion blasts)
(twinkling music)
695
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,280
(Claude coughing)
696
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,120
- So what'd you find out?
697
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,600
- That place is a dump, Sensei.
698
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,920
They got some bimbo instructor
there
699
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,440
and 12 pathetic students.
700
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,240
- A dump huh?
701
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,560
So what the fuck are
they doing number one?
702
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,280
- Well you got the sensei in
there?
703
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,840
- Hey, no problema.
704
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,560
Hey look at this one, Sensei.
705
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,400
Oh, that one's personal.
706
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,040
- What the fuck is this?
707
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,320
What are you doing, Gonzales,
jerking my chain here or what?
708
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:57,080
(menacing music)
709
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:00,960
Chiba.
710
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,720
- No sensei, nunchucks.
711
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,400
- That son of a bitch
needs another lesson.
712
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,560
And this time I'm going
to hurt him real bad.
713
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:32,240
(stick smacks)
(Josh yells)
714
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,360
- Goddammit.
715
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,720
- Okay listen up, it's Friday
716
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:41,440
and it's time we started
putting it all together.
717
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:45,040
Now you've done hand to hand
and a few traditional weapons.
718
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,240
It's a good foundation, but
let's face it.
719
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:48,400
There's a real world out there
720
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,760
and your average, mugger's not
coming
721
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,360
at you with a shuriken
or a sword, right George?
722
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:53,480
- Affirmative.
723
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,400
Kids nowadays are into
semi-automatics
724
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,640
with extended 25-round mags.
725
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,760
- So we're going to have you
taking out
726
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,360
paint guns for practice.
727
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,200
- Guns?
728
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:06,160
- You, you, and you
729
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,840
will be making up the home team
with me.
730
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,160
Now, these things sting a
little so watch yourselves.
731
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,520
No headshots, okay?
732
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,280
Now this is compressed air,
good for 10 to 12 shots.
733
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,040
- So what about us, what do we
get?
734
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,320
- You get the real weapons.
735
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:32,960
Now head on up the trail
736
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,880
and give us half an
hour to get set up here.
737
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,600
- Ooh, real weapons.
738
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,440
- Don't worry, I got something
that'll give us an edge.
739
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,000
(mysterious music)
740
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:01,560
(George yells)
(gunfire blasts)
741
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,160
It's showtime.
742
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,760
- Let's get this thing over
with.
743
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:08,160
- Wait, they expect us to take
the path.
744
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:13,320
Follow me, we'll flank
them, rip their hearts out.
745
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,360
- What?
- Shh.
746
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,320
- What?!
747
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,880
- It's quiet, too quiet.
748
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:36,560
- There's nobody within miles of
here.
749
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,400
(Claude yelling)
750
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:47,880
- Hi.
751
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:52,960
- Bang?
752
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,280
- Well guys, we're almost
there, back in one piece.
753
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:05,120
- Shh.
754
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,280
- Rattlesnake!
755
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,240
(Lynn panicking)
756
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:20,560
(paintball guns firing)
757
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:24,720
(George yelling)
758
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:26,080
- [Lynn] Ow! Ow!
759
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,800
- Couldn't you have used
pastels?
760
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,760
(upbeat music)
761
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,000
- Can you believe that?
762
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,320
We got Lynn, we got Claude.
763
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,880
(Suzy gasps)
764
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,040
(Suzy yells)
765
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,040
(romantic music)
766
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,440
(Suzy sighs)
767
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:14,600
- Suzy!
768
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,200
(paint ball thuds)
(dramatic music)
769
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,000
Woops.
770
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,960
(Suzy thuds)
771
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,480
- Happens every time.
772
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,720
(paint ball gun fires)
773
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:30,080
- Bullseye.
774
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,640
(dramatic music)
775
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:51,480
- Gayle.
776
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,800
(paintball gun fires)
777
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:23,480
- She's mine. I'm going
to blow her face away.
778
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:41,720
(paintball gun fires)
(George grunts)
779
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,520
- Today's lesson is, a
weapon's only as good
780
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:17,920
as the one using it.
781
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,440
(paintball gun fires)
782
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,960
- You want to kiss and make up?
783
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,440
- I'm hit.
784
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:57,280
- You're dead.
785
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,840
- Dead?
- Dead, you're history pal.
786
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:05,000
Buried, finished, kaput,
finito, sayonara, get it?
787
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:11,880
- [Suzy] Hey, what's he doing?
788
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,840
- [Instructor] Shh, he's
meditating.
789
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,560
Excuse me, that's a really neat
trick.
790
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,640
(screaming)
791
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,960
I think he needs to work
on his concentration.
792
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,960
(upbeat music)
793
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:40,160
(men grunting and yelling)
794
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,680
- I say.
(Suzy giggles)
795
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:09,520
- You know, days like these make
me think.
796
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,360
- I like your taste in
decoration.
797
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,840
- Decoration? It's insurance
man.
798
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:26,680
- Section eight, he's gone over
the edge.
799
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:35,240
(gentle music)
(birds call)
800
00:55:58,240 --> 00:55:59,400
- Looking for a midnight snack?
801
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,920
(sticks clatter)
802
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,920
- I'm rigging myself an alarm
system.
803
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:04,640
- Why?
804
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,800
- Why? Because Chiba keeps
bopping my head, that's why.
805
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,680
The guy is obviously a loon,
806
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,720
and who the hell does he think
that he is?
807
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:15,520
- The sensei.
808
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,600
- Well, he's straight
out of Friday the 13th.
809
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,600
Jason lives, trust me.
810
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,280
- You think he's a little
hard on you, is that it?
811
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,240
- No, I like to hurt when I
walk.
812
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:26,760
- It's a privilege.
813
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,000
- You don't have to
tell me about privilege.
814
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:35,000
I have led a privileged
life, and it's $800 suits.
815
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,200
It's having to dial nine
to get an outside line
816
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,520
from your house.
817
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,160
- I'm sorry.
818
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,440
- You're sorry?
819
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,880
- Yes, you're obviously
wasting your time here.
820
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:48,040
- Well what about you,
the loons assistant.
821
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:49,720
- The loons daughter.
822
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,880
(birds calling)
823
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:54,720
- Hey Gayle.
824
00:56:58,440 --> 00:56:59,800
Look, I'm sorry.
825
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,760
I haven't slept in a week and
I'm starting to hallucinate.
826
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:04,560
- I understand.
827
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:10,520
I've been doing this
since I was knee high.
828
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,920
I realize it gets a little rough
at times.
829
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,120
- I can't figure you out.
830
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,600
I mean, a girl with your looks
and brains
831
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,400
can really go far.
832
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,760
You ever think of joining the
real world?
833
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,480
- Yeah, I gave it a shot a few
years back.
834
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,680
Didn't amount to much.
835
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:29,800
(gentle music)
836
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,040
I woke up one day realizing
837
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:32,920
I was just going through the
motions.
838
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,120
That night, I was back training
again.
839
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,160
- And he took you back?
840
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:40,480
- Of course, the prodigal
daughter returns to the fold.
841
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,400
He never said "I told you so",
842
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,200
but you could tell that's
what he was thinking.
843
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,600
It was really rough the
first couple of months.
844
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,600
I mean in his eyes I'd been
corrupted
845
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,520
and he had to set things
straight again.
846
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:00,880
I'm glad I did it though.
847
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,680
Gave me a new perspective on
things.
848
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,600
I'm with him from choice now.
849
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,920
You know, he really likes you.
850
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:13,360
- (laughs) No way.
851
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,920
Remember me, I'm the guy he
uses for batting practice.
852
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:19,000
- Yes that's because he sees
you as some sort of successor.
853
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:21,120
- Really?
854
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,480
- It's like the highest of
gifts to the lowest of the low.
855
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,200
Well, I'd better head
on back to the house.
856
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,840
I'm off with the advanced
students in the morning.
857
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:33,240
And you're stuck with Chiba.
858
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,760
- No, not yet.
859
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:41,320
- Why not?
860
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:47,000
- Everything in its own
time, you understand?
861
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,600
- No, I don't. I'm an '80s guy.
862
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,640
I like to rush things,
I have to go for it.
863
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:56,720
(Josh sighs)
864
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,880
But I guess I don't
have much choice, do I?
865
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,400
I guess not.
866
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,040
(small explosion blasts)
867
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:15,280
Come on Claude, let's go to
sleep.
868
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:19,080
- Amazing how time flies.
869
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,480
Two more days, I'll be back in
service.
870
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:23,360
- And I'm back to nine to five.
871
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:26,360
- Or five to 10 with time
off for good behavior.
872
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,160
- What do you do, George?
873
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,960
- Orange County chamber of
commerce.
874
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:32,600
- What about you?
875
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,800
- I work with the atomic
energy commission.
876
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:37,280
- You got access to plutonium?
877
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,800
(goofy music)
878
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,120
- (sighs) Another couple of days
guys,
879
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,360
I think we're going to make it.
880
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:49,200
(cans clattering)
881
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:58,080
(men grunting and yelling)
882
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,960
- All right now seven,
and no-holds-barred.
883
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:05,800
(dramatic music)
884
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:09,400
(men grunting and yelling)
885
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:52,600
- One, two, three, four, five,
six.
886
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,640
All right that's six, now
where's...
887
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,880
(strike smacks)
(Adleman groans)
888
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:01,320
- Gotcha, sensei.
889
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:07,560
("Do Your Ears Hang Low" on
harmonica)
890
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,520
(dramatic music)
891
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,800
(George laughing maniacally)
892
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:39,560
(gunfire blasts)
893
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:12,560
(adventure music)
894
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:28,080
(romantic music)
895
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,480
(birds calling)
896
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:04,840
(gentle, uplifting music)
897
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:40,360
(Claude groans)
898
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,640
(dreamlike music)
899
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,920
(menacing music)
900
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:22,000
(dramatic music)
901
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:26,160
(weapon wooshing)
902
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,080
(weapons clanging)
903
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:55,200
(romantic music)
(birds chirping)
904
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:10,720
(baby cooing)
905
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,240
(owl hooting)
906
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,960
(gentle music)
907
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,920
(sultry music)
908
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:10,440
(romantic music)
909
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:28,080
(can clattering softly)
910
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:30,800
♪ Look in my eyes and
tell me you love me ♪
911
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:35,800
♪ I'm falling off of my feet ♪
912
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:41,640
♪ Falling, your love is so sweet
♪
913
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:47,200
♪ I'm falling, going out of my
mind ♪
914
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:52,840
♪ 'Cause of every I think of you
girl ♪
915
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:59,480
♪ I can't sleep, I want to hold
you ♪
916
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:05,280
♪ I can't eat, I think I've told
you ♪
917
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:10,960
♪ I would try to never hurt you
♪
918
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,720
♪ You know that I love you,
I'll never desert you ♪
919
01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:18,720
♪ I'm falling, deeper each day ♪
920
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:24,520
♪ Falling, hear what I say ♪
921
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:30,080
♪ I'm falling, please understand
♪
922
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:36,040
♪ Falling I am, oh yes you do,
girl ♪
923
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:40,640
(Josh screaming)
(cans clanging)
924
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,480
- Josh, grow up.
925
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:44,160
- Just get me out of here, okay?
926
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:50,640
(birds chirping)
927
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:04,120
(intense music)
928
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:13,200
(weapons clacking)
929
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:17,760
(dramatic music)
930
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,880
(door creaking)
931
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,880
- Where's everybody? Place looks
deserted.
932
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,320
- Deserted?
933
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:44,960
Hell, there could be thousands
934
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,920
of those invisible sons
of bitches around here
935
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,960
and we'd never even know it.
936
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,720
- I don't know, there's
something wrong.
937
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:55,560
I can just feel it.
938
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:00,600
- What's up guys?
939
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:09,120
- We're looking for Gayle.
940
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:10,720
- She's gone with the advanced
students
941
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:13,160
on a survival exercise.
942
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:15,000
Practice on your own.
943
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,200
- Practice on our own.
944
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:21,720
(Josh sighs)
945
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:26,400
♪ In California, in California.
♪
946
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:29,040
- Mm, I love the life of a
ninja.
947
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,520
(George sighing)
948
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:48,520
(dramatic music)
949
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:55,680
(car doors slamming)
950
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:02,960
- Holy shit.
951
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:09,440
(pants zipping)
(George groans)
952
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:12,320
- Everything exactly as
I told you, Gonzalez?
953
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:13,640
- Exactly, Sensei.
954
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:15,360
I got 10 people waiting
for you by the pond,
955
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:17,480
Another ten waiting for me.
956
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:22,040
Hey, Sensei, don't worry,
we'll kick some ass.
957
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:22,960
- Yes we will.
958
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:27,360
And remember nobody touches the
old Jap.
959
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:29,360
He's mine.
960
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:33,320
(Lynn panting)
961
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:35,840
- [George] Th-th-th-there's
a shit load of ninja'
962
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,120
coming this way!
963
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:38,320
- Cool, are they cute?
964
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:40,760
- Cute? They're going to beat us
up!
965
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:41,600
Come on!
966
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,080
(goofy music)
967
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:48,720
(birds singing)
968
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:02,720
- Get up asshole.
969
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:06,600
(group clamoring and shouting)
970
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:07,440
- Shut up!
971
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:09,720
- I say.
972
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:13,400
(dramatic music)
973
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:27,280
- See, I told you!
974
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:28,720
- Okay, back to camp.
975
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:35,200
There's a small army heading
this way,
976
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:36,720
and we thought that you
might like to join us
977
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:39,080
for a little R and R in Burbank.
978
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:39,920
- Go.
979
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,680
We'll take you on the
Universal Studios tour.
980
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:42,840
- So long suckers.
981
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,120
- Wait, Chiba's not going.
982
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,160
- What?
983
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:48,400
- This is not your
concern, this is my fight.
984
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:50,920
Go!
985
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:53,280
- I'm staying.
986
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,280
- Hey, come on guys, he wants us
to go.
987
01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:57,960
This isn't our fight.
988
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:00,200
- The other sensei he's got his
students,
989
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,560
ours should have his.
990
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:03,480
- But this is a job
for the advanced class.
991
01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:04,920
- We're all he's got.
992
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:08,240
- No disrespect intended
sensei but I have a somewhat
993
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:11,440
varied experience that might
prove of assistance in a pinch.
994
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:13,600
- What about you? Let's go
Clyde.
995
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:16,720
- No, I'm staying in,
and my name is Claude.
996
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:18,160
- What now, sensei?
997
01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:19,640
- First, we fight.
998
01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:23,840
(exciting music)
999
01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:58,960
(birds calling)
1000
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:10,200
(man choking)
(neck cracks)
1001
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:14,120
(Suzy sneezes)
1002
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:16,640
(ninja yells)
1003
01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:20,840
(Suzy yelling)
1004
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:25,640
(fighters grunting)
1005
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:29,440
- You wouldn't hurt a cute
little girl like me, would you?
1006
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:33,320
(birds chirping)
1007
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:35,360
(Suzy laughs)
1008
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:36,920
- [Lynn] Oh my God.
1009
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:40,320
(ninja yelling)
1010
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:41,640
- [Ninja] Come out, bimbo.
1011
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:43,960
- Bimbo? What'd you call me?
1012
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:47,040
Prepare to die, butt head!
1013
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:50,400
- [Ninja] Come on, give it to
me.
1014
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:53,040
(Lynn grunting)
1015
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:56,720
(Lynn yells)
1016
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:02,400
- Thanks Lynn.
1017
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,360
- Hi, can I help you?
1018
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:08,920
(yells) George, George!
1019
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:13,040
(George yelling)
1020
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:16,800
(men groaning)
1021
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:21,360
- Thanks, George.
1022
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:22,320
- Don't mention it.
1023
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:26,680
(punch smacks)
1024
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:30,200
Go ahead, he's all yours
partner.
1025
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,880
(punches smack)
1026
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:45,440
- Oh shit, I broke nail.
1027
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:50,520
(ninja screaming)
1028
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:54,360
- Okay, lesson two, when in
doubt, run.
1029
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:56,480
(Ninjas screaming)
1030
01:14:56,480 --> 01:14:58,240
Where is Chiba when you need
him?
1031
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:01,480
(fighters yelling)
1032
01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:03,040
(ninja screaming)
1033
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:06,640
Lesson number four, you too
can join the Vienna Boys Choir.
1034
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:12,240
(ninja yells)
1035
01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:14,080
I don't know much about this
ninja shit,
1036
01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:16,280
but I do know how to fight
dirty.
1037
01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:18,960
(Ninja yelling)
1038
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:23,640
See? I told you.
1039
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:27,880
(adventure music)
1040
01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:30,640
(birds chirping)
1041
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:46,240
(door handle rattling)
1042
01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:48,040
(door squeaking)
1043
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:50,800
(locks snapping)
1044
01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:54,680
- [Ninja] What the fuck?
1045
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:01,560
- That's one dumb son of a
bitch.
1046
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:07,680
(group grunting and gasping)
1047
01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:10,520
(adventure music)
1048
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:15,400
(group chattering)
1049
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:53,600
(gentle music)
1050
01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:54,440
(ninja whooshing)
1051
01:16:54,440 --> 01:16:56,800
(ninja grunting)
1052
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:59,480
(ninja yelling)
1053
01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:08,360
(fighters yelling)
1054
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:25,920
(ninja yelling)
1055
01:17:29,440 --> 01:17:32,080
(ninja yelling)
1056
01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:56,480
(ninjas yelling)
1057
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,280
(ninjas yelling)
1058
01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:12,560
(chimes tinkling)
(calm music)
1059
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:18,360
(dramatic music)
1060
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:29,280
(birds chirping)
1061
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:39,360
- So we meet again Chiba.
1062
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:40,640
- Yes.
1063
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:42,600
- You guys know each other?
1064
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:46,280
- Adleman and I are old, old
friends.
1065
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:50,200
- You afraid to meet me
one-on-one this time, old
friend?
1066
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:54,560
- These going to be yours, only
this time,
1067
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:56,560
there will be no surprises.
1068
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:01,240
- Yeah, and this time
he ain't got Yamazaki
1069
01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:03,240
around to hold your little hand.
1070
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:05,040
- I am Yamazaki.
1071
01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:07,880
I am all the masters from
the beginning of time.
1072
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:10,640
We are one.
1073
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:16,240
(Adleman grunting)
1074
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,600
(Chiba yells)
1075
01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:28,600
(Chiba yelling)
1076
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,880
(fighters grunting)
1077
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:45,600
(Chiba yells)
1078
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:50,040
(fighters yelling)
1079
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:20,360
(group cheering)
1080
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:23,120
(group cheering)
1081
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:29,920
(group cheering)
1082
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:57,920
(Adleman groans)
1083
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:02,720
(Chiba yelling)
1084
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:16,360
- [Group] Chiba! Chiba! Chiba!
Chiba!
1085
01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:20,320
Chiba! Chiba! Chiba! Chiba!
Chiba!
1086
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:24,040
Chiba! Chiba! Chiba! Chiba!
Chiba!
1087
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:28,880
(group cheering and chanting)
1088
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:33,880
(Chiba yelling)
(suspenseful music)
1089
01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:39,960
(dramatic music)
1090
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:57,080
(group applauds and cheers)
1091
01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:08,840
(gentle music)
1092
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:13,600
- This is a special moment.
1093
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:16,720
You have survived the most
difficult week,
1094
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:19,640
and while you are not as yet
ninjas,
1095
01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:22,600
there is nevertheless much here
1096
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:25,040
that will stay with you
the rest of your life.
1097
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:28,480
I wish you who are leaving us
well,
1098
01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:32,840
and those of you who
choose to remain with us,
1099
01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:34,080
it will get tougher.
1100
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:37,440
There are no diplomas here.
1101
01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:41,920
What you earn remains inside
you.
1102
01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:44,320
It is priceless.
1103
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,640
- I say, can I drop you off?
1104
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:52,320
- How about a little lunch
first?
1105
01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:55,560
- Oh, there's this lovely
little restaurant in Venice,
1106
01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:58,120
Italy, I'm sure you'll like it.
1107
01:22:58,120 --> 01:23:00,720
(jovial music)
1108
01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:05,320
(car engine starts)
1109
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:18,920
- So, want to get together
sometime maybe?
1110
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:22,000
Wanna give me your number?
1111
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:28,280
Ah, here, how about if I give
you my card?
1112
01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:36,760
Oh, this is going to be
more trouble than I thought.
1113
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:41,640
Do you do Morse Code?
1114
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:49,440
Oh George, coming with us?
1115
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:55,360
- You betcha. And my name is
Clyde.
1116
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:03,720
(Mr. Keegan laughs)
1117
01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:05,840
- That's my boy, I'm proud of
you.
1118
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:07,520
I didn't think you could do it.
1119
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,480
- Thanks for the vote of
confidence, Dad.
1120
01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:10,760
- Well, I told you you'd
be the better for it.
1121
01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:12,800
Come on and jump in,
let's play a little tennis
1122
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:14,080
over at the house.
1123
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:17,000
Oh, and by the way, your
allowance is reinstated.
1124
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:19,600
- I think that's going to
have to wait for awhile.
1125
01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:20,880
- What?
1126
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:22,080
- I've made some new friends
here
1127
01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:24,600
and I think I'd like to stick
around.
1128
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:26,720
- Ah, jokes are jokes Josh, come
on.
1129
01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:28,320
- It's no joke.
1130
01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:31,160
Look, I'll send you a
postcard, we'll do a lunch.
1131
01:24:36,880 --> 01:24:38,040
- Don't tell me,
1132
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:40,320
you just turned your
back on privileged life.
1133
01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:43,120
- Temporarily.
1134
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:45,240
- If you're serious about
staying,
1135
01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:46,120
you ought to know that I'm-
1136
01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:48,200
- Gayle, wait a second.
1137
01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:50,360
Now the new student's are
arriving tomorrow, right?
1138
01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:51,800
- Right.
1139
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:54,560
- Which means that today is a
day off.
1140
01:24:55,440 --> 01:24:56,600
- So?
1141
01:24:56,600 --> 01:25:00,600
- So why don't you and
I take a little stroll?
1142
01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:04,480
(romantic music)
1143
01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:06,880
We can talk about serious
things.
1144
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:09,400
Like for instance, peace
in the middle East,
1145
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:13,480
a new Palestine state,
human rights in Nicaragua,
1146
01:25:13,480 --> 01:25:17,120
Soviet reform, and how
the Japanese companies
1147
01:25:17,120 --> 01:25:20,560
are buying out... (voice fades
away)
1148
01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:35,320
(twinkling music)
1149
01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:38,000
(ominous music)
1150
01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:50,640
(whooshing)
1151
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:54,320
Try not wake the others
on the way out, okay?
1152
01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:57,840
(Chiba grunts and laughs)
1153
01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:02,160
(door slams)
1154
01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:04,680
(synth music)
1155
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:22,000
♪ Day out of game ♪
1156
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:29,400
♪ A candle to a flame ♪
1157
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:35,440
♪ Shown there on your face ♪
1158
01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:39,000
♪ Now fell out of place ♪
1159
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:41,840
♪ You still get undone ♪
1160
01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:46,600
♪ Like an old shoelace ♪
1161
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:49,880
♪ But I pull through ♪
1162
01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:53,760
♪ I want to live a little
love that is way over due ♪
1163
01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:57,560
♪ But I pull through ♪
1164
01:26:57,560 --> 01:27:01,360
♪ Tonight I spend the week with
you ♪
1165
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:06,360
♪ Tonight I spend the week with
you ♪
1166
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:12,160
♪ Dreams fill my head ♪
1167
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:19,400
♪ With you in my bed ♪
1168
01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:25,560
♪ Hold me through the night ♪
1169
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:29,200
♪ Hold me oh so tight ♪
1170
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:31,680
♪ I was caught in your web ♪
1171
01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:36,680
♪ Looking for your light ♪
1172
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:40,080
♪ But I pulled through ♪
1173
01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:44,040
♪ I want to live a little
love that is way overdue ♪
1174
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:47,800
♪ But I pull through ♪
1175
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:51,600
♪ Tonight I spent the week with
you ♪
1176
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:56,600
♪ Tonight I spent the week with
you ♪
1177
01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:03,240
♪ Turn on the TV ♪
1178
01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:08,240
♪ Send out for Newsweek ♪
1179
01:28:10,600 --> 01:28:14,280
♪ Nights at the North Pole ♪
1180
01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:18,040
♪ Where can I get some sleep ♪
1181
01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:32,520
♪ Tonight I spend the week with
you ♪
1182
01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:37,520
♪ Tonight I spend the week with
you ♪
1183
01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:41,480
♪ Oh but I pull through ♪
1184
01:28:41,480 --> 01:28:45,560
♪ I want to live a little
love that's way overdue ♪
1185
01:28:45,560 --> 01:28:49,120
♪ But I pull through ♪
1186
01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:53,000
♪ Tonight I spend the week with
you ♪
1187
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:57,440
♪ Tonight I spend the week with
you ♪
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