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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(EXHALES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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PENFOLD: Fuck!
ZIPPY: Pen!
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(SHE BANGS THE DRUMS PLAYING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Come on!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Oh, yeah!
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(ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
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Come on, then, lads!
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TITS: You all right?
My name's Gary Titchfield,
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but everyone's always
called me "Tits".
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It's not the best nickname in the
world, but, you know, it's mine.
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I like to think I
make it work for me.
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The kid next to me is
me best mate, Dodge.
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And the rest of the
lads are me group.
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We was a gang before we were a band,
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and we were a band
before we picked up any instruments.
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Know what I mean?
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We were Shadow Caster,
and this is our story.
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Top one!
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(THIS IS THE ONE PLAYING)
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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TITS:
Friday, the 25th of May, 1990.
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Two days before Ian Brown, John Squire,
Alan "Reni" Wren, and Gary "Mani" Mounfield
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would define an era on the chemical
banks of the dirty Mersey.
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To us, The Stone Roses
were the most important band
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on the face of the planet.
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Will you use the fucking stairs!
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Get a fucking house. Put some
clothes on, you're already late.
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Right, right.
I'm on it, I'm on it. Fuck!
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TITS: We already knew
that Spike Island was going to be
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the most important gig
in the history of the world.
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Oi! Stop playing with yourself!
(CHUCKLES)
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(GRUNTS)
You need to copy that shit out.
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What is it?
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Chemistry, mate. Double important.
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Come on, then. We're gonna be late.
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TITS: The Stone Roses smacked me
in the dial like a fucking prize fighter.
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And even though they looked like
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they could have come right off
our estate, the Red Bricks,
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there was just something
different about them.
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I mean, they were just like everyone
else, except fucking cooler.
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We walked like 'em, we talked like 'em,
we felt like 'em, and we thought like 'em.
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They had double top hair
and we wanted to be 'em.
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Wanted 'em to lift us out of the shit and
the grime and take us to their planet.
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No one say fuck-all. Stay cool.
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(GROANS)
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- Fuck!
- (STUDENTS LAUGH)
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MILLIGAN:
So, what is Manchester?
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J B Priestley said that
"Manchester is the home of living causes"
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and "What Manchester thinks today,
England thinks tomorrow."
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Mind-blowingly brilliant observations,
I'm sure you'll all agree.
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However, clearly nowhere near as fascinating
as what's going on outside the window.
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(STUDENTS LAUGH)
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What are your thoughts, boys?
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No idea who it was, Mr Milligan.
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We was nowhere
near the school gym last night.
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MILLIGAN: Really?
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Methinks he doth protest too much.
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(STUDENTS GUFFAWING)
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You look nervous, lads.
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I can't think why.
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I was only talking about
Priestley's Manchester.
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It ain't Priestley's Manchester, sir.
It's ours.
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STUDENTS: Yeah!
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It's the cock of the north, man.
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(MIMICKING TITS)
Yeah! Top one, nice one!
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You're twisting my melon, man!
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And in the context
of English Journey?
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On any journey, sir. It ain't where
you're from, it's where you're at.
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And is that your philosophy?
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No, sir. It's a quote.
From somebody relevant.
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Yeah, the greatest writer
of this generation.
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Really? And who is that?
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Just a singer in a band.
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Well, may I remind you,
this isn't a music lesson.
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This, in case you're unaware,
is English History.
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Yeah, and The Stone Roses
are England now, sir.
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See, the past is yours,
but the future's mine.
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- STUDENTS: Yeah.
- (BANGING ON DESKS)
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STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Manchester, la la la!
Manchester, la la la! Manchester, la la la!
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Oi! Chuckle Brothers. Sit down.
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Sit down!
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(STUDENTS CONTINUE CHANTING)
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All right, stop!
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STUDENTS: Hammer time!
(LAUGHING)
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Gary Titchfield and his band
of merry men, please.
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STUDENTS: Ooh!
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(STUDENTS CLAMOURING)
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(BANGING ON DESKS)
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MILLIGAN:
Settle down! Settle down!
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JACKSON: I have never seen such
mindless, wilful destruction before!
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Well?
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I can't wait to hear what you've
got to say for yourselves!
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Everyone knows you did it.
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No, we never.
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Someone read that for me.
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Shadow Cast-re.
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Which, unless I'm much mistaken,
is the name of your pop group.
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No. We're Shadow Cast-er.
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So, who was it, then?
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Fans?
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Fans? You haven't got any fans.
You're not The Palaver.
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The Palavers are bobbins, sir.
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We have got fans.
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Classrooms! Fast!
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Come on, lads,
I'm not a dickhead.
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(ALL SNICKER)
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There's only one bunch
of boys in this school
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daft enough to write
their own band name on the wall.
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And there's only one young man just
plain stupid enough to spell it wrong.
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Dodge ain't stupid, sir.
He's a straight-up musical genius.
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And Tits was at the
hospital last night.
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Your loyalty to each other
is actually quite admirable.
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Your lack of loyalty to this school,
on the other hand, disgusts me.
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Do you really want to end up
like your brothers?
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Where are they now?
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Ibiza.
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Having it right off.
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(CHUCKLES)
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JACKSON: Last chance.
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No more shenanigans.
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Any more nonsense from any
one of you, and, bang, gone!
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The lot of you, one out, all out!
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Now go!
I'm sick of looking at you!
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Gary, not you.
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How's your dad doing?
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Yeah, he's all right.
Getting better.
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Good.
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Now, listen, Gary, unlike the
others, you're a bright lad,
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so you don't need me to spell
it out for you.
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This was criminal damage,
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and the only reason
I haven't involved the police
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is out of respect for your family.
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I know how easy it
is to get led astray
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and I know things must be
difficult at home at the moment.
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No, you don't, Mr Jackson.
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You don't know nish
about me or me mates.
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Or my family. So just leave it.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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For fuck's sake, boys!
Wait up!
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- What did Wacko Jacko want?
- Nowt. It's right.
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I can't believe
we just fucking got away with that.
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I can't believe I've got to rely
on you tools not to get expelled.
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Fuck that. I still can't believe we
haven't got our tickets for Sunday.
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We should've just bought 'em.
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With what? Oh, aye, I forgot.
Your mum had a result on the pools.
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Did she?
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- LITTLE GAZ: Did she fuck. It's your mam.
- Look, it'll be right.
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LITTLE GAZ: Yeah, right.
You keep saying that.
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Because it will. Trust me.
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I do.
It's Keith Teeth that's the problem.
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The guy's a pure tube.
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I don't reckon he could get us tickets
for the one-three-five, man.
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He could, however, eat an apple
through a tennis racquet.
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He's got 'em, right?
Swore on his mum's life.
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See? Listen to Tits. He knows everything.
Anyway, he's fucking all right, Keith Teeth.
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LITTLE GAZ: He's fucking all wrong.
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Zippy, look me in the eyes, man.
When have I ever let you down?
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Oi! I said look me in the eyes.
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Sally Harris.
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ZIPPY:
Oh! Lisa Hughes!
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Fuck's sake,
nobody jizz their pants.
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Yeah, let's do it.
Get in there, man.
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- Upstairs, man, sharpish!
- LITTLE GAZ: We fucking are!
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(BOYS CLAMOURING)
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TITS: Oh, shit!
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Where'd you get them?
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Piccadilly Records. What about you?
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LISA: I bet yous haven't
even got tickets. (CHUCKLES)
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We'll be backstage. VIPs.
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How come? Is your brother back
or something, Tits?
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No.
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It's where they lob all
the acid casualties.
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No. It's where the cool
kids get sucked off.
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- Oh.
- You're jibbin' it, aren't you?
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You little scally twats.
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No, we're getting 'em tomorrow.
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Serious?
You lot are paying for something?
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- Where you getting them?
- Keith Teeth.
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- Keith Teeth?
- (GIRLS LAUGHING)
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Yeah, right. Like that'll happen.
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Keith Teeth's a mong. It's been
sold out for time. You're goosed.
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- How's your dad?
- Yeah. He's not bad.
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Buzzing.
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(BELL RINGS)
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LISA: Little Gaz,
is it true you're selling weed?
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- What're you after?
- Fivers. Can you change that?
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Yeah. I can change it
into a bigger lump of draw.
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- Oh, come on!
- I've got no change.
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For fuck's sake, go on.
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Greetings, Earthlings.
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What time's praccy tonight?
Are we recording?
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Recording what?
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- Demo.
- What of? How to be spackers?
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Demo tape.
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- Is it any good?
- PENFOLD: Of course!
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We're the second best
band in the world.
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No one's heard it.
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Dodge has been a proper tape Nazi.
He won't play it to no one.
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Yeah, he will.
When it's finished.
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And when it is, it'll be smart.
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You should take it to Spike Island,
give it to the Roses.
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When you're backstage.
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LISA: Laters.
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♪ Until Sally I was never happy
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♪ I needed so much more
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♪ Rain clouds, oh,
they used to chase me
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♪ Down they would pour
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♪ Sent to me from heaven
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♪ Sally Cinnamon, you're my world ♪
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You do know you're never going
to bang Sally, don't you, Dodge?
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He'd have to talk to her first,
or at least finger her.
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Oh, you don't know what you're talking
about. None of you understand.
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I do!
Get her juiced up and that.
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Oi, don't be snide. Leave him alone.
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It's different with Sally.
She makes me feel like...
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She makes me feel
like writing tunes.
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That is the gayest
thing I've ever heard.
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She makes me feel like bumming her.
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No, wait. That's the gayest
thing I've ever heard.
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- See you in a bit, boys.
- See you later.
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Oi, it's not that bad
of an idea, you know.
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- What ain't?
- What Sally said.
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If we get on it now and we record
praccy tonight and tomoz,
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we can get the tape finished for Sunday,
take it to Spike Island.
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Yeah. No point in always
banging on about summat
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if you're never going to do
fuck-all about it, is there?
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We are gonna get in, aren't we?
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Yeah, of course.
It'll be right.
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(SIGHS)
Wish your Ste was here.
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Yeah, well, he's not.
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(PLAYING FAST-PACED ROCK MUSIC)
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- (FEEDBACK WHINING)
- TITS: What's up with you?
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It's too fast and choppy and there's
not really a proper melody to it.
239
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,273
Sounds like The fucking Fall.
240
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,608
It's not that bad.
241
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:43,942
It's not perfect.
242
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,445
We ain't got time to dick about.
It don't matter.
243
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,905
Of course it fucking matters.
It's the only thing that does matter.
244
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,867
I've got to get off.
245
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:53,994
Part-timer.
246
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,579
What?
247
00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,709
Nowt. I'll have it bang off
by the time you get back, right.
248
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,547
(DOOR CLOSES)
249
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,174
(STRUMMING SLOWLY)
250
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,102
(COUGHING WHEEZILY)
251
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,728
(BREATHLESSLY)
Fuck! Jesus wept.
252
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:06,566
I sound like that bloody Vauxhall Viva
that we had to leave in Aberystwyth.
253
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,779
It's not right, you know, the two of
you laughing like this. You're sick.
254
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,572
- (BOTH SNORTING)
- It's not bloody funny.
255
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,950
No. No, it's not.
256
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,994
And I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
257
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,288
Well, maybe Maggie Thatcher.
258
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,835
- So, how're you feeling?
- (SOFTLY) Oh.
259
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,963
Like I've swallowed a blow torch
and it's stuck here.
260
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,465
- Well, you look better.
- (COUGHING)
261
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:37,389
Take us to the TV room, will you, son?
I'm dying for a fag.
262
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,807
- He'll meet you there.
- Oh, come on.
263
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,685
- He'll... He'll meet you there.
- (SIGHS)
264
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:51,695
MARGARET: You won't remember this,
but he used to sing to you.
265
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,489
Ewan MacColl, Father's Song.
266
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:58,452
Big filthy hands all over you, just
after I'd bathed you in the sink.
267
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,663
He was tone bloody deaf.
(CHUCKLES)
268
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,373
TITS: Mum.
269
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,501
Is Dad... Is he... Is he all right?
270
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,839
He's very poorly, Gary.
271
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:16,845
Things need to be talked about.
You know, with you and the stall.
272
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,308
When he's, um...
273
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,855
He's been working out
how to tell you this for weeks.
274
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:39,117
MAN ON TV: Excitement is building across
the country, with only two days to go
275
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:43,413
before Manchester band, The Stone Roses,
take to the stage at Spike Island
276
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:47,584
in what promises to be
the most important gig of their careers.
277
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,462
How big do you think
The Stone Roses will get?
278
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,839
I think we could be the
biggest band ever.
279
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,883
- MAN: Really?
- Yeah.
280
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,055
MAN: The event will take place
in the industrial town of Widnes,
281
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,849
where preparations
are already well underway.
282
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:05,018
The concert sold out
over a month ago,
283
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,729
- and tickets are now like gold dust.
- Mum, do you want owt?
284
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,356
MAN: It's already being touted
285
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,359
as a Woodstock
for the Manchester generation.
286
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:19,616
Eat it quick. If Godzuki wakes
up, she'll have it away.
287
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,536
MAN: Over 30,000 fans
are expected to convene
288
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,498
on the banks of the Mersey this Sunday
at the gig's controversial venue,
289
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,751
an unlikely spot in the shadow
of a chemical and power plant.
290
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:33,255
Police are warning fans without
tickets to stay away from the event,
291
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:37,300
promising to deal forcibly with any
attempts to gain entry illegally.
292
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,595
The group provoked more controversy
earlier this year
293
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,849
after a fierce dispute
with their old record-label boss,
294
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:47,477
who accuses the band
of attacking him with paint.
295
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,063
FRANK: Don't want to
talk about it any more.
296
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,481
It's just one day out.
297
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,609
Common criminals.
And you want to be like them?
298
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,778
I did what you wanted.
299
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,281
- I signed the forms.
- Good.
300
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,033
Army's best place for you.
301
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,327
Or do you think you're
better than me?
302
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,745
Please.
303
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,291
Don't make me get upset.
304
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:17,757
If anyone hadda told me at your age
that I was gonna be a florist,
305
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,759
I'd have had their bumps felt.
306
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,804
But it's a job.
307
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,098
And you'd learn to love flowers.
308
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:30,145
And your Uncle Hairy. Eventually.
309
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,315
Do I get to choose?
310
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,984
About the stall?
311
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:37,986
Yeah.
312
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,113
Of course.
313
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,116
You've always got a choice, lad.
314
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:47,621
I can't force you to do anything
that you don't want to do.
315
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:51,499
And don't ever let anyone tell you
that they can. Ever.
316
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,712
Then I can't do it, Dad.
317
00:20:56,797 --> 00:21:00,008
I want to be someone,
make summat of my life.
318
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,573
- BOTH: All right, Tits?
- All right, Jay?
319
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,083
- All right?
- Yeah, yeah, sorted.
320
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,044
- What do this team of remmies want?
- Just having a listen and that.
321
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,462
Who cut your fringe? Mr Magoo?
322
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:38,880
No. Me mam.
323
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,216
And what the fuck are them kicks?
324
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,884
Adidas four-stripe?
325
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,719
Whatever they are, get
them off our path. Fast.
326
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:45,929
(WHISTLES)
327
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,933
- You all right, Voodoo Ray?
- VOODOO RAY: All right, boys?
328
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,685
♪ Voodoo, Voodoo Ray, Ray
329
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,269
♪ Hey, hey
330
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:54,980
♪ A-ha
331
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:57,232
♪ Ah, ah, ah, yeah ♪
332
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,234
How's your kid, Tits?
333
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,986
What? Yeah. Sound. Still in Ibiza.
334
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,196
No, he's on the Red Bricks.
Drove past him teatime.
335
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,447
He was going in the Dark Side.
336
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,408
Going to bounce on down there now.
In a bit, yeah?
337
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,410
- In a bit.
- Sweet, that's our tickets sorted.
338
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,662
- Yeah, what about the tape?
- What about you stop being gay?
339
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,164
DODGE: Come on, then, bum chums.
340
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,251
What's he done to you this time?
You all right?
341
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,169
Yeah. Are you?
342
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,130
Yeah.
343
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,301
- He's a dick.
- He's my dad.
344
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,804
And you want to be just like him?
345
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,264
It's done.
346
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,099
I'm going.
347
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,101
Don't tell the others.
348
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,478
Are you two fucking getting off
with each other over there, or what?
349
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,439
Someone buy us a drink?
350
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:39,941
(LAUGHS)
351
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,202
(INAUDIBLE)
352
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:02,547
'Ey-up, Skids! (LAUGHING)
353
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:09,220
- All right, Ste?
- Look at you, man! Come here.
354
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,057
- You all right?
- Yeah, man, I'm good.
355
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,313
(SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
356
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,858
Look at you, all fucking grown up.
357
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,526
What're you drinking, Baby Bio?
358
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,946
- When did you get back?
- Landed about half two.
359
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:29,532
Here y'are, budgie boy.
Best little fellas in Europe, these.
360
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,242
What about me mum and dad?
361
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:32,952
I'll sort 'em out with a pill each
when I see 'em next.
362
00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,537
What are you on
about, you ball bag?
363
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,165
I mean, have you been
to the hospital?
364
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,543
No, not yet. Visiting hours
are over now, aren't they?
365
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,504
I'll go up there tomorrow.
366
00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:48,927
He's not good, Ste.
367
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,553
Really not good.
368
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,349
Has Mum rung you?
369
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:55,767
Couple of weeks ago.
370
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,435
Is that why you're back?
371
00:23:58,521 --> 00:23:59,604
And to see you.
372
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,774
And the Roses, man.
D'you think I'd miss that?
373
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,193
No, of course not.
You got a ticket?
374
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,237
Have I, bollocks.
Guest-listed up to fuck, aren't I?
375
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:10,740
What about yous? Do you need me
to sort out a jib or are you right?
376
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:14,702
No, we're right.
Getting 'em tomoz, off Keith Teeth.
377
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,580
- Keith Teeth?
- Yeah. What?
378
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,208
No, he's all right, Keith Teeth.
379
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,585
Set of Newtons like a fucked fence,
but he's a good lad.
380
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,091
'Ere y'are.
Show 'em what you can do.
381
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,759
I'll play you a little
bit of intro, yeah?
382
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,386
Top one, bro.
383
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,555
(STRUMMING)
384
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,309
What's this, amateur night?
385
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,478
No, I was fucking playing that,
Dave Famous!
386
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,438
You can have it back
when you've been signed.
387
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:43,606
Like we just have.
388
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,154
- WOMAN: Hey, Dave!
- (CROWD APPLAUDING)
389
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:52,991
ZIPPY: What a massive bell-end!
390
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,993
(TUNING INSTRUMENTS)
391
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,751
Listen, our kid.
392
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:07,964
I know things have been a proper
nightmare for you, but I'm here now.
393
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:11,009
So I don't want you
to worry about fuck-all, right?
394
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,219
Here y'are.
395
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,930
DAVE ON MICROPHONE: Right, you
pricks, shut up and dance!
396
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,348
Now let's go bananas.
397
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,934
- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CROWD CHEERING)
398
00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:33,114
(SINGING)
399
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:35,200
What's up with you?
400
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,368
Guess who's just got a record deal?
401
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:39,954
Are you taking the piss?
402
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,708
Who are these cunts?
403
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,627
- The Palaver.
- They're all right, aren't they?
404
00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:48,963
No! Fucking placcy Manc band!
405
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:50,882
Guitarist only knows three chords.
406
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,508
Basic ones. No barre chords.
407
00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:55,345
Every tune has the same progression.
He couldn't pick his fucking nose.
408
00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:58,306
Right. Do you want a pill?
409
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:01,976
Yeah.
410
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,153
- Now then, Nimrod.
- Hi, there.
411
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,572
- What news from the continent?
- Sound, mate. Sound.
412
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:17,367
♪ It's time to go
413
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:21,496
♪ I'm here taking shelter,
weathering the storm
414
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,707
♪ Oh, why won't you leave me alone?
415
00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:26,918
Oi, don't let 'em see
that you're arsed, man.
416
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,254
Hey, come up!
417
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,048
All right, fuck it!
418
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:33,841
♪ Oh, oh, oh
419
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:38,846
(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
420
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:55,780
♪ Oh, you always drag me down
421
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,869
Fucking come on!
♪ It's time to go
422
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:05,248
♪ I'm here taking shelter,
weathering the storm
423
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:09,043
♪ Oh, why won't you leave me alone?
424
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:12,463
♪ Well, I know I'm
better off without you
425
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:15,675
♪ I'm better on my own
426
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,552
♪ Oh ♪
427
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,304
(CROWD CHEERING)
428
00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:42,452
(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING)
429
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:45,747
(GRUNTS)
430
00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:58,634
You still at it?
431
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:02,305
Don't forget Keith Teeth.
3:00, yeah?
432
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:08,770
(HAIRY AND TRACY BREATHING HEAVILY)
433
00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:11,147
(VAN CREAKING)
434
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,569
HAIRY: Here, don't stop.
I nearly had it then.
435
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,821
TRACY: It's like an hour-old mouse.
436
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:23,534
HAIRY: Just give us a minute,
will you, lad?
437
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:27,121
Ah, no. Fuck's sake.
It's gone. It's gone.
438
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,291
Nice one, Tits.
439
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,294
Right, you'd better get dressed.
I've got to go to work.
440
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,807
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
441
00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:48,810
(TURNS DOWN VOLUME)
442
00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:50,645
Are you as fucked as I am?
443
00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:55,900
You do know that tomorrow's massive,
don't you, eh?
444
00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:58,736
It's history in the making, innit?
I've had a pathetic vision.
445
00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:00,947
- So are you going?
- 'Course I fucking am.
446
00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,532
I was dragged up on punk, son.
447
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:05,368
It's not punk! It's baggy.
Scallydelia.
448
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,370
Right, for a start,
are you a backward?
449
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,331
Them are made-up words.
I'm talking about attitude.
450
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,375
Ian Brown is John Lydon times 10.
451
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,544
- Have you got a ticket?
- Have I, bollocks!
452
00:29:15,838 --> 00:29:16,879
You been up the hozzie?
453
00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:24,095
Not fair, is it?
Your dad's a shining diamond, man.
454
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,472
And I know I can still be
a bit of a mither and all that,
455
00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:28,266
but I'll work hard for you.
456
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:30,393
No, you won't.
457
00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,061
I'll give it a fucking good go.
458
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,021
No, I mean you won't
be working for me.
459
00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:55,877
(GLASS SHATTERS)
460
00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,714
Fuck!
461
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,091
Keith Teeth! The tickets!
462
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,565
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
463
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:22,069
MAN: Five lighters. Five lighters.
Five for a quid. Five for a quid.
464
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,580
All right? Gary?
465
00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:35,791
Aye, aye! We're on. I'll do one.
466
00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:37,418
Where you going?
467
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,051
"Gary"?
468
00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:49,180
I just think "Tits" doesn't sound
all that...sophisticated.
469
00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:51,807
It's not the best nickname in the world,
but, you know, it is mine.
470
00:30:51,934 --> 00:30:53,893
Like to think I make
it work for me.
471
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:56,479
Anyway, "Gary"
just sounds weird now.
472
00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:58,856
Are you with your mam?
473
00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:01,692
Yeah, she's just looking
at stuff over there.
474
00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:03,778
Top one.
475
00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:18,167
Might as well have some flowers,
seeing as I'm here and all that.
476
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:19,293
Who are they for?
477
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,045
Wouldn't you like to know?
478
00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,256
I'll chuck in a few good ones.
479
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,966
- Lovely.
- It will be.
480
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,720
Have you got your tickets yet?
481
00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:31,722
What time is it?
482
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,683
It's just gone 3:00.
483
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,644
Should be meeting Keith Teeth now.
484
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,564
It'll be right.
He's all right, Keith Teeth.
485
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,236
It suits you, you know,
the whole market-trader vibe.
486
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:49,991
What, like St Eric of Salford?
Think that's all I want to be, me dad?
487
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,493
Soz.
488
00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:56,163
No, I should, erm, probably head off.
What do I owe you for the flowers?
489
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,500
Nish.
You can have 'em for fuck-all.
490
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,919
Just don't ever let anyone tell you
I'm a tight-arse.
491
00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:03,838
(GIGGLES)
I'd never hear a bad word said.
492
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:14,432
(ZIPPY CHUCKLES)
493
00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:23,065
Here y'are!
494
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:41,459
ZIPPY AND PENFOLD: All right, girls?
GIRLS: All right, lads?
495
00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:42,627
Seen Keith Teeth?
496
00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:43,836
No, soz.
497
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,299
What, he's not let you down, has he?
No way, didn't see that coming.
498
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,550
Spike Island outfit.
499
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,765
Do you want to buy any sunglasses?
500
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,391
LITTLE GAZ: Do you want to buy
any squidgy black?
501
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,101
Have you heard about the trains?
502
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,896
I think so. Are they the big, noisy
things that run along tracks?
503
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,774
You can't get into the station or
through the turnstiles to the platforms
504
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,400
without a ticket for the gig.
505
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,070
Security are going to be checking
'em on Station Approach.
506
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:11,906
And they're closing the roads
four square mile of Widnes.
507
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,450
You can't even get on to the site
without crossing the Mersey.
508
00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:15,910
Only way in is on the
official coaches.
509
00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:18,746
You lot look caned to fuck.
510
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,748
We got pilled up last
night in the Dark Side.
511
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:22,625
With Ibiza Ste and
all the older heads.
512
00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:25,127
- It was banging.
- I'd give you a proper banging.
513
00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:27,463
So, what?
Is Ibiza Ste back, then?
514
00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:28,673
PENFOLD: Yeah.
515
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,591
- Is he going to Spike Island?
- PENFOLD: Yeah.
516
00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:33,260
Are all the big boys going?
517
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,346
Yeah. And we're going with them.
518
00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,431
Fuck me, it speaks!
519
00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:41,519
So, are you going to find me
in Widnes then, or what?
520
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:44,438
Yeah, all right, yeah.
521
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,733
When you get inside,
find the sound desk.
522
00:33:47,818 --> 00:33:49,944
Be on the left hand
side, facing the stage.
523
00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:52,279
- Right...
- No, left.
524
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,534
Be there by 7:00, yeah?
525
00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:57,660
Yeah.
526
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:00,454
N ice one.
527
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,374
I mean, I'll be with Dodge
and that lot, so...
528
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,793
Yeah, I know. 'Course you will.
And I'll be with the girls.
529
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,756
- Is Sally not about?
- No.
530
00:34:10,841 --> 00:34:12,049
Is she still going tomorrow, though?
531
00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:13,926
Yeah, of course. What about Tits?
532
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,136
DODGE: Yeah. Of course.
533
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,345
RACHEL: Sound.
534
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,097
So, we should meet up or summat?
535
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:19,390
You fucking know that, sugar tits?
536
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:21,392
"Sugar tits"?
537
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:23,978
How will you find us?
538
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,313
You'll find us. We'll stand out.
539
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,440
LISA: Mega.
540
00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,400
- Be at the main gate.
- Buzzing.
541
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:30,651
Oh, look, there's Keith Teeth.
542
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:34,488
Quality! You actually think
he's coming, don't you?
543
00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:36,449
Yeah, he said he swore
on his mum's life and all that.
544
00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:37,616
H is mam's dead.
545
00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,034
Why didn't Tits just get
Ste to sort you out?
546
00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:40,494
GUARD: Hey!
RACHEL: Quick!
547
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,496
GUARD: Come here!
RACHEL: Come on!
548
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:49,170
Right, I'll see you,
Gary Titchfield.
549
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,172
See you, Sally Cinnamon.
550
00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:54,425
You do know that's a love song?
551
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,094
Yeah. But about a lesbian.
552
00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,388
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
553
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,354
- HAIRY: You fucking naused that right up.
- What?
554
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,690
She's bang into you. And she's fit.
555
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:10,900
No, she ain't.
556
00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:14,028
Yeah, she is. All right, ladies?
557
00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,113
Been to see Dad yet?
558
00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:17,239
I'm on me way up there now.
559
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:20,242
I just need a word with Hairy
Bollocks about a few things first.
560
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:21,786
Yeah, sound.
561
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,970
Keith Teeth ain't coming, is he?
562
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,394
DODGE:
I told you Keith Teeth was a knob.
563
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,772
- Fuck!
- Yeah. Fuck. Goofy prick.
564
00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:54,318
Listen, go back to the Red Bricks, right?
See if you can find the cunt.
565
00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,779
I'll bell our Ste, see if he can
sort summat. It'll be right.
566
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:06,413
Ste? It's me.
You're probably in the hospital.
567
00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,415
Listen...
568
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:12,294
Keith Teeth's let us down, mate.
We're fucked.
569
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,129
I've never asked you for owt before,
570
00:36:14,256 --> 00:36:17,216
but you asked me if we needed an in
and, well, we do now,
571
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,844
so, I don't know,
just come and see me at the stall
572
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,637
or just stick your head
in the garage later or summat.
573
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,430
- (BEEPING)
- Fuck!
574
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,266
Shit! Mate, the pips have gone.
I hope me dad's...
575
00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:26,600
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
576
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:32,439
Gates, fences, dibble,
security guards.
577
00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:36,986
Fucking rivers that soppy Scousers
sing soppy songs about.
578
00:36:37,279 --> 00:36:41,115
None of who are going to stop us
from getting in. Nothing is.
579
00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:45,911
We blag, we lie, we climb,
we rush the barrier, we fucking swim.
580
00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:47,454
All we got to do is make sure
581
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:50,374
that we get inside somewhere
we ain't supposed to be.
582
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,709
When's that ever been
a problem for us?
583
00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:54,169
Christmas Eve.
When Zippy fingered that 12-year-old.
584
00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:55,296
She was 14.
585
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,172
Yeah, 14 times too fucking young
to be fingered.
586
00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:59,341
- Do you think it'll come to that?
- What, fingering 12-year-olds?
587
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:02,344
No, I don't. I think our Ste
will come through with tickets.
588
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:03,637
Or put our names on the gate.
589
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,306
So it'll be right, Tits, yeah?
590
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,892
We've got to go to the gate anyway
to meet the girls for our date.
591
00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:09,143
- He hasn't got a date.
- I have.
592
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,394
- Who with?
- Me and Dodge.
593
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,562
Pardon?
594
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,230
We've got a double date
with Lisa and Sally.
595
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,357
- Sally Harris?
- DODGE: Yeah.
596
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,318
- Since when?
- Since this afternoon.
597
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,737
We've seen Rachel Stone
and Lisa Hughes in Afflecks.
598
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,364
We said we'd meet them
at the gate. With Sally.
599
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:25,451
No, it's just... Sally said she was
going to be at the sound desk at 7:00.
600
00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:26,994
Left-hand side, facing the stage.
601
00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,203
When did she say that?
602
00:37:28,330 --> 00:37:29,997
Today. At the stall.
603
00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:31,332
- She come to see you?
- Yeah.
604
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:35,002
Well, no. She was shopping with her mam.
We arranged to meet up.
605
00:37:35,337 --> 00:37:38,839
All of us. Don't have to.
Just thought you'd be into it.
606
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,050
(CHUCKLES)
607
00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:43,260
Tit-ular, you're a fucking genius!
608
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:46,472
Quality! He properly thinks
he might get off with her.
609
00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:48,265
I'm definitely gonna
finger someone.
610
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:51,435
You know what? I'm not all that fucking
arsed even if I got to settle for Rachel.
611
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,647
Here y'are, Dodge, you could always play
her one of your 85 fucking love songs.
612
00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:56,857
Every new tune he's working on,
he's written for her.
613
00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,275
I think Rachel's lovely.
614
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,195
For fuck's sake, boys, let's not lose
focus at the first sight of fanny.
615
00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:03,238
The most important thing
is seeing the band.
616
00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,032
And trying to give them the demo.
617
00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:08,035
Just one last take each to box me
and Tits off on Ten Mile Smile, yeah?
618
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,412
You know what, can we just play
it together then, for once?
619
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,122
I'm forgetting what it's like
to actually be in a band.
620
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:13,248
Yeah, but we need to do...
621
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:16,293
Mate, the Roses recorded Resurrection
in one take, for fuck's sake.
622
00:38:16,378 --> 00:38:17,544
Come on!
623
00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,047
LITTLE GAZ: Oh, another tune
about Sally Harris.
624
00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:23,509
- No, it ain't.
- "Ten Mile Smile"? It's obvious!
625
00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:25,469
It's not. Tits wrote these lyrics.
626
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:28,097
(MUSIC PLAYING)
627
00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,226
TITS: One, two...
628
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,061
Hearing this? One, two.
629
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:35,813
(BOYS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
630
00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,652
- (FEEDBACK WHINING)
- Hello? Fucking hell. (CHUCKLES)
631
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,154
I don't do requests.
632
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:46,573
DODGE: One, two, three, four.
633
00:38:47,409 --> 00:38:49,118
(PLAYING SLOW ROCK MUSIC)
634
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:19,606
♪ Sending me some distant place
635
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:25,821
♪ On nights when I'm lying awake
636
00:39:28,992 --> 00:39:33,287
♪ Nights when I dream of escape
637
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:38,459
♪ At times when I'm stunned
638
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:41,879
♪ And I feel so amazed
639
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:45,382
♪ She's someone so pure
640
00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:48,802
♪ Something so sure
641
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:55,684
♪ And I will take my chance
642
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:59,730
♪ She's got a ten-mile smile
643
00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:03,150
♪ Passion running wild
644
00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:06,904
♪ And I can transcend
this whole world
645
00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:09,656
♪ Looking in her eyes
646
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:18,332
♪ I know that you see what I see
647
00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:24,296
♪ And I'll bring this work
648
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,591
♪ And this world to its knees
649
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:31,428
♪ Someone so pure
650
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:34,181
♪ Something so sure
651
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:40,062
♪ And I will take my chance
652
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,733
♪ She's got a ten-mile smile
653
00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:48,529
♪ Passion running wild
654
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,533
♪ And I can transcend
this whole world
655
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,494
♪ Looking in her eyes
656
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,995
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
657
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,707
TITS: Fucking check us out.
Top bricks on the chimney.
658
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,876
Ten mile high on Ten
Mile Smile there.
659
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,338
It was one of them pure moments,
you know what I mean?
660
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:09,049
It felt like me and me four mates
could take on the world
661
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:12,386
in a straight one-on-one fist fight
and spark it out.
662
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:20,060
♪ Got a ten-mile smile
663
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:27,067
♪ A ten-mile smile
664
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,279
♪ A ten-mile smile ♪
665
00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:39,454
(COUGHING)
666
00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:41,748
Shit! (GASPS) Soz.
667
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:43,750
(ALL LAUGHING)
668
00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:48,672
Fuck me, that was special!
669
00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:51,466
Play the fucker back, then!
All of it! The whole demo!
670
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:53,760
Whoo!
671
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:56,680
That was fucking ace, man!
672
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,265
Sounds like a real band!
673
00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,516
Zips, we are a real band.
674
00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:01,602
Got to tell you, Penfold, mate,
you sound fucking sorted on it.
675
00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,395
What are you talking about?
You can't even hear me!
676
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:05,480
- Bingo!
- It's not perfect, though.
677
00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:06,607
BOTH: Yeah, it is.
678
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,650
See! Nice one, lads.
679
00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,277
What the fuck do these
two know, anyway?
680
00:42:10,612 --> 00:42:12,279
We know that you're the best band
on the Red Bricks.
681
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,198
- What about The Palaver?
- Don't rate 'em.
682
00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,241
They think they're the Mondays,
but they're wank.
683
00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:17,451
Tell 'em what we call 'em, Jay.
684
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,869
The Baggy Undies.
685
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:20,704
Anyway, what kind of name
is The Palaver?
686
00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:22,998
Who names a group after
a fruit meringue?
687
00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:26,001
The guitarist's shit and all.
He only knows three chords.
688
00:42:27,337 --> 00:42:28,795
Right then, we're
taking it with us.
689
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,505
Do you seriously think
we can give it to the Roses?
690
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:32,174
I seriously think we can try, yeah.
691
00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:33,508
Where is Spike Island, anyway?
692
00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:34,843
It's near Widnes, innit?
693
00:42:34,928 --> 00:42:36,345
- Where's that?
- Near Liverpool, innit?
694
00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:39,014
- Where's that?
- About 30-odd miles up the East Lancs Road.
695
00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,140
Where's the East Lancs Road?
696
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:42,643
Right, this could easily go on all night.
How are we gonna get there?
697
00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:43,936
- I could drive.
- Drive what?
698
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:46,021
Herd of cattle.
A fucking car, you bell-end.
699
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,066
TITS: I've got a better idea.
Follow me.
700
00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:51,652
(HAIRY SNORING)
701
00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:54,488
- ZIPPY: I'm not driving that.
- Yeah, you are.
702
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,616
It's perfect.
It's so cognito, it's incognito.
703
00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:58,951
It's what?
704
00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:00,994
Gary! Look sharp!
705
00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,002
What's up, Mum?
706
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:10,420
The hospital.
707
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:11,546
At this time?
708
00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:13,548
- Come with me, he'll want you.
- But, Mum...
709
00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:16,176
Is Ste there?
710
00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:17,803
- Our Steven?
- Yeah.
711
00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:19,137
No, of course not. Why?
712
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:23,850
Didn't even know he
was in the country.
713
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,769
He got back yesterday.
714
00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:26,895
Where is he now?
715
00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,355
Don't know.
716
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,649
Find him and bring him to me.
I want you both close.
717
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,234
For how long?
718
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:33,568
What do you mean, "for how long"?
719
00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:35,487
It's just, you know, Spike Island!
720
00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:38,073
What, the Guns N' Roses concert?
No, you can't go!
721
00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:39,700
- But I've been waiting months to go...
- Things change!
722
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:43,412
- But you said I could go!
- It don't matter what I said!
723
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,958
That was before.
724
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,710
Before what?
725
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,047
Just find your brother.
726
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,299
Soon!
727
00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,055
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
728
00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:08,770
All right, Tits?
729
00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:10,605
All right, Carlos?
730
00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:12,149
What the fuck, Ste?
731
00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:14,776
What?
732
00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:17,237
I got your message. I'm on it.
733
00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:18,864
I was coming to see you.
734
00:44:19,532 --> 00:44:21,616
- What about me dad?
- Yeah, I know.
735
00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:23,243
It's just, I've been running round
like a dick all day
736
00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:24,578
trying to sort you a guest list out.
737
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,581
Anyway, I think I've boxed it off.
Worst comes to worst,
738
00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,959
I'll just word up security when
I get there. But you're deffo in.
739
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:38,175
What're you fucking staring at?
740
00:44:40,845 --> 00:44:41,887
Over here.
741
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,814
I can't do it. All right?
742
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,234
Fucking hospitals and that.
743
00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:59,196
I can't see him like that, Tits.
It's too hard, mate.
744
00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:01,698
What, you think it's easy for me?
745
00:45:01,783 --> 00:45:03,658
Going up there every day,
watching it eat him?
746
00:45:04,994 --> 00:45:07,037
It's not, mate.
It's the hardest thing in the world.
747
00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:11,208
But you need to get down there now.
748
00:45:12,627 --> 00:45:13,835
Right.
749
00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,382
How long are you staying, Ste?
750
00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:20,342
I'll just bang this pint down.
751
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,387
No, I mean in Manchester.
Are you back?
752
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:41,863
(ALARM BEEPING)
753
00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:50,122
(GROANS)
754
00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:09,391
(WATERFALL PLAYING)
755
00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:56,813
Here you are, girls.
For food and that.
756
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:01,568
Be good.
Try not to wind her up, yeah?
757
00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:05,197
I love you both.
758
00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:09,910
(MUMBLING)
759
00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:16,124
ZIPPY: What's going on?
760
00:47:16,209 --> 00:47:19,586
MAN: Never mind that.
Come on, out the way, knobhead!
761
00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:26,635
Where is it?
762
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:30,972
Dad? I left it to dry
on the radiator.
763
00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:35,018
I need my T-shirt.
764
00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:37,562
I'm going to Spike Island.
765
00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:40,190
(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)
766
00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:11,555
No. I'm going to be taking orders
from twats for the rest of my life.
767
00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:13,056
I'm not taking any more from you.
768
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:14,766
I don't want you to go.
769
00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:19,229
Dad, I know you're not well,
and I love you and all,
770
00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:23,650
but if you don't get out of my way now, I
swear to God I'll bite your fucking nose off!
771
00:49:50,279 --> 00:49:51,863
I'm sorry, Dad.
772
00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:53,990
Why? What've you done?
773
00:49:54,075 --> 00:49:55,492
Nowt. Just...
774
00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:58,244
Getting off? Don't worry about me.
775
00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:00,413
- But...
- Your mam still here?
776
00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:05,669
- Yeah. She's asleep.
- I'll be all right, then.
777
00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:08,380
Go on.
778
00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:10,799
Have a good day.
779
00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:13,802
- I don't have to.
- Yeah, you do.
780
00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,723
- Dad...
- Don't say it, son.
781
00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:21,434
There's no need.
782
00:50:22,103 --> 00:50:25,522
I'm going nowhere. Promise.
783
00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:31,319
(EXHALES)
784
00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,077
I love you, Dad.
785
00:50:56,429 --> 00:50:57,721
BOY: Here he is.
786
00:50:57,805 --> 00:50:59,889
- DODGE: Here he is.
- I overslept.
787
00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:02,892
- You're a knob.
- No, I'm not. Fuck you.
788
00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:06,980
DODGE:
Where the fuck have you been?
789
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:09,065
I met with our Ste.
Had a bit of a mad night. Soz.
790
00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:11,234
You absolute fucking wanker.
791
00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:14,654
- But he's got us on the guest list.
- You absolute fucking diamond.
792
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,240
Come on.
793
00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:19,325
Where's your Roses tee?
794
00:51:19,452 --> 00:51:20,827
It was still wet.
795
00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:26,499
LITTLE GAZ: Mate, look, you've got dog shit
all over your trousers, lad. You have!
796
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:27,917
TITS: Zip!
797
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,419
Come on, then.
798
00:51:32,173 --> 00:51:34,257
- Stick that on, then.
- Fuck him.
799
00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:36,009
- Are you sure?
- (SNORING)
800
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,510
ZIPPY: Shit, he's in
there, I can hear him.
801
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:38,678
LITTLE GAZ:
I can fucking smell him.
802
00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:40,513
(HAIRY SNORING)
803
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,269
ZIPPY: What the fuck do we do now?
804
00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:47,854
Has anyone seen E.T.?
805
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:49,689
(SNORING CONTINUES)
806
00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:56,112
Fuck off!
807
00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:34,025
Fucking pants!
808
00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:35,485
Shh!
809
00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:41,658
(CHUCKLING)
810
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:51,876
- (SNIGGERS)
- Shh.
811
00:52:56,257 --> 00:52:57,590
(WHISPERS) Ready?
812
00:52:58,175 --> 00:52:59,259
Go!
813
00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:04,681
Zip, you know where we're going?
814
00:53:04,765 --> 00:53:07,016
Yeah. Been there with my dad
on a bit of work. It's fuck-all away.
815
00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:09,936
Shall we get out of this
shithole then, or what?
816
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,729
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- Go, go, go, go, go!
817
00:53:14,275 --> 00:53:15,441
(YELLS)
818
00:53:18,404 --> 00:53:19,904
(ALL LAUGHING)
819
00:53:21,407 --> 00:53:22,448
Oi!
820
00:53:22,575 --> 00:53:24,784
(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
821
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:26,119
(SCREAMING)
822
00:53:26,245 --> 00:53:28,121
- TITS: Go, go, go!
- (TYRES SQUEAL)
823
00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:30,123
(ALL LAUGHING)
824
00:53:31,417 --> 00:53:32,625
Burn rubber, Zips!
825
00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:35,128
Hey, check what he's got.
826
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,797
What is it?
Fucking... Methadone!
827
00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:39,382
Oh, he's a wrong 'un, him,
a wrong 'un, mate.
828
00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:40,800
It fucking stinks in here.
829
00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:42,302
- (SCREAMING)
- (ALL GASP)
830
00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:44,304
- Whoa!
- (INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
831
00:53:44,430 --> 00:53:46,806
- Where's Harold?
- Who the fuck's Harold?
832
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:48,558
- It's his van.
- (ALL LAUGHING)
833
00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:49,893
- TITS: Pull over, Zippy.
- (TYRES SCREECH)
834
00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:51,895
ZIPPY:
I am! Take a chill pill!
835
00:53:51,979 --> 00:53:53,646
(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
836
00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,064
I thought she was all right.
837
00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:56,482
LITTLE GAZ:
I think you're quite unwell.
838
00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,234
TITS: Go, go, go, go, go!
LITTLE GAZ: Sorry, love!
839
00:53:59,111 --> 00:54:00,486
(TYRES SCREECH)
840
00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:04,741
DODGE:
Here y'are, stick that on, Tits.
841
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:07,076
- Is that the demo?
- No...
842
00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:08,661
This is the demo,
843
00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:11,831
but it's not coming out again until I'm
banging it in the hands of Stone Roses.
844
00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:16,836
Actually, fuck that, Tits. You take it.
Guard it with your life.
845
00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:19,005
Nice one.
846
00:54:22,301 --> 00:54:23,676
(BYE BYE, BAD MAN PLAYING)
847
00:54:29,350 --> 00:54:33,102
♪ Soak me to my skin
848
00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:36,773
♪ Will you drown me in your sea?
849
00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:44,030
♪ Submission ends and I begin
850
00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:51,955
♪ Choke me, smoke the air
851
00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:55,792
♪ In this citrus sucking sunshine
852
00:54:55,876 --> 00:55:03,132
♪ I don't care, you're not all there
853
00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:10,640
♪ Every backbone and heart you break
854
00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:15,228
♪ Will still come back for more
855
00:55:15,354 --> 00:55:21,859
♪ Submission ends it all
856
00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:29,575
TITS: We come flying out of the Red
Bricks and hit the road out of town,
857
00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:33,079
with a cockpit full of weed smoke
and pockets full of E's and speed.
858
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,581
Absolutely buzzing our nuts off.
859
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:39,168
We were leaving Manchester
and a world of shite behind. We all were.
860
00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:41,170
Just for one day, anyway.
861
00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:45,258
You know what? Despite everything,
it felt fucking all right, man.
862
00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:47,760
♪ Bye-bye, bad man
863
00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:50,847
♪ Bye-bye ♪
864
00:55:51,265 --> 00:55:52,932
(ALL LAUGHING)
865
00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:59,272
- Ooh, look!
- Wow. How fucking camp was that?
866
00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:00,440
Look at what?
867
00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:02,608
- DODGE: Warrington.
- Ace. What about it?
868
00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:05,695
Ian Brown's birthplace.
They should erect a statue.
869
00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:08,698
I'd like to erect a statue.
In Lisa Hughes' fanny!
870
00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:11,034
(ALL LAUGHING)
871
00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:12,452
LITTLE GAZ: What exactly
are you doing there?
872
00:56:12,578 --> 00:56:13,619
Slipping her one.
873
00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:16,372
- Slipping a fucking disc.
- Oh, we should take a detour.
874
00:56:16,457 --> 00:56:17,957
I'd like to take a detour...
875
00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,625
To Lisa Hughes' fanny!
876
00:56:20,461 --> 00:56:21,961
Yeah, he's never even seen a fanny.
877
00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,464
Except when he looks in the mirror!
878
00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:26,466
(ALL LAUGHING)
879
00:56:27,968 --> 00:56:29,218
H it him, Little Gaz.
880
00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:31,387
We're nearly there now, anyway.
881
00:56:31,472 --> 00:56:32,555
What? How?
882
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,307
I ain't even seen a
sign for Widnes yet.
883
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:35,725
Widnes?
884
00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:40,980
(BRAKES SCREECH)
885
00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:42,982
They sound the same.
886
00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:45,485
What?
Like "you dick" and "you prick"?
887
00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:47,111
(ALL LAUGHING)
888
00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:53,451
Who's the driver?
889
00:56:54,161 --> 00:56:55,661
This goon.
890
00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:57,997
Right. Did you not bring a map?
891
00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:00,166
- No.
- Did you not look at a map?
892
00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:02,460
- No.
- Right.
893
00:57:03,504 --> 00:57:04,921
Well, this is you...
894
00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:10,593
This is Widnes, and this is the M6.
It's going to be your little friend.
895
00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:13,096
You want to take him south
to junction 21 A,
896
00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:16,265
get on the M62 towards Liverpool,
junction 10.
897
00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:20,353
Follow the signs from there, Bob's
your uncle, fanny's a rude word.
898
00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:22,271
Thanks, Suzanne.
899
00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:24,941
- Pleasure. Going to Spike Island?
- Yeah.
900
00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:26,192
I'll keep my eyes peeled for you.
901
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:27,944
Especially for you.
902
00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:31,697
Oh, and do us a favour,
will you?
903
00:57:31,782 --> 00:57:33,866
Tell your thieving little bastard mates
to put everything back,
904
00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:35,535
else I'll lock the door
and get the Dobermans in.
905
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,125
LITTLE GAZ:
That was your fault, Dodge.
906
00:57:42,209 --> 00:57:43,376
DODGE:
How d'you work that one out?
907
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,128
She's seen the box
fall out of your tracky top.
908
00:57:45,212 --> 00:57:46,879
ZIPPY: What was you robbing
Tampax for, anyway?
909
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:49,132
DODGE: I didn't know what they were,
I couldn't read it, could I?
910
00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:51,300
I thought they were
individually wrapped biscuits.
911
00:57:57,057 --> 00:57:58,307
(INDISTINCT BANTER)
912
00:57:58,392 --> 00:57:59,725
(ALL LAUGHING)
913
00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:02,061
(HORN HONKING)
914
00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:03,312
Roses!
915
00:58:03,397 --> 00:58:04,897
(BOYS CHEERING)
916
00:58:05,524 --> 00:58:07,066
(ALL LAUGHING)
917
00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:11,070
(HORN HONKING)
918
00:58:11,196 --> 00:58:13,239
DODGE: Hey, hey, Spike Island!
919
00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:15,032
ZIPPY: We'll be there shortly!
920
00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:18,661
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
921
00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:21,998
- Here y'are, Zippy, turn it in.
- What're you on about?
922
00:58:22,082 --> 00:58:23,666
You can't tap your feet
while they're on the pedals.
923
00:58:23,917 --> 00:58:25,501
- I'm not!
- Then what the fuck are you doing?
924
00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:27,503
- Nish and klish.
- Then why's the van spazzing out?
925
00:58:27,588 --> 00:58:29,589
- I don't know.
- Shut it. Turn the tunes off.
926
00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:32,175
ZIPPY: It doesn't sound well.
927
00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:34,760
Might be a daft question,
but have we got any juice in it?
928
00:58:34,887 --> 00:58:36,679
ZIPPY: Yeah.
It was full this morning.
929
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:41,601
- What?
- (ALL GROAN)
930
00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:43,728
Fuck! You're joking me!
931
00:58:44,104 --> 00:58:45,771
(ALL SIGHING)
932
00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:51,777
(HORN HONKING)
933
00:58:58,076 --> 00:58:59,202
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
934
00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:00,328
Fucking fuck!
935
00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:01,621
Word!
936
00:59:03,165 --> 00:59:04,957
We can't hang about here.
937
00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:08,377
- What the fuck's he doing?
- LITTLE GAZ: Climbing the van, clearly.
938
00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:10,004
- Why?
- Reconnaissance.
939
00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:11,172
What?
940
00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:13,257
If we walk six fields northwest,
941
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:17,303
there's a motorway running perpendicular.
I think it has to be the M6.
942
00:59:19,932 --> 00:59:21,182
Come on!
943
00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:24,644
Are we really following this retard?
What about the van?
944
00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,270
I've remembered its position.
945
00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:31,317
I'll watch your van for a tenner!
946
00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:34,987
You can watch my arse disappear
for fuck-all, you cheeky twat.
947
00:59:37,783 --> 00:59:38,824
(FOOLS GOLD PLAYING)
948
01:00:17,531 --> 01:00:18,656
(HORN HONKING)
949
01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:21,492
MAN:
Right, come on, back on the bus.
950
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:25,955
(HORN HONKING)
951
01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:27,206
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
952
01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:49,186
(ENGINE STARTS)
953
01:00:57,738 --> 01:00:59,113
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Shh!
954
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:03,868
Spike Island!
955
01:01:06,872 --> 01:01:08,039
(FARTING)
956
01:01:08,123 --> 01:01:09,165
ALL: Oh!
957
01:01:09,249 --> 01:01:11,250
- PENFOLD: Dirty bastard!
- (COUGHING)
958
01:01:18,467 --> 01:01:22,053
Zippy. Please tell me that's not
your cock digging in my back.
959
01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:23,804
I can't help it,
it's the vibrations!
960
01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:26,307
- For fuck's sake!
- (ALL LAUGHING)
961
01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:40,112
- We're slowing down.
- We must be nearly there.
962
01:01:40,238 --> 01:01:41,697
Thank fuck for that.
I think I've broke my arse.
963
01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:44,283
Someone's arse deffo ain't working right,
or they've been eating rats.
964
01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:47,286
- Get your Stone Roses T-shirts!
- T-shirts!
965
01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:49,413
CROWD:
♪ I pray
966
01:01:49,498 --> 01:01:53,459
♪ Give me joy in my heart,
keep me praying
967
01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:56,879
♪ Keep me praying
till the end of day ♪
968
01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:58,047
- Have we stopped?
- Yeah.
969
01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:00,633
Whatever happens, we stay together.
970
01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:03,260
Three, two, one.
971
01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:09,934
Hey! What do you think I use wing
mirrors for, you little toe rags!
972
01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:12,144
(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
973
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,614
TITS: Come on, Pen, leg it!
974
01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:25,825
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
975
01:02:35,627 --> 01:02:36,752
Shit! Where's Penfold?
976
01:02:36,837 --> 01:02:38,671
- Fucks knows!
- Pen?
977
01:02:38,797 --> 01:02:41,048
He couldn't have gone far.
Just look for his sun hat.
978
01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:44,385
Pen! Penfold!
979
01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:45,553
Penfold!
980
01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:47,596
ZIPPY: Pen-is!
LITTLE GAZ: Pen-is, where are you?
981
01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,682
DODGE: Penfold!
MAN: Ah, steady!
982
01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:51,725
- DODGE: Penfold!
- Pen!
983
01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:53,727
- Penfold!
- Pen-is!
984
01:02:53,854 --> 01:02:55,688
LITTLE GAZ: Pen-is, where are you?
985
01:02:55,814 --> 01:02:58,023
Ah, fuck that, man.
Let's head down to the main gate.
986
01:03:03,155 --> 01:03:06,323
MAN: Reni hats! Get your Reni hats here!
Get your fucking Reni hats here!
987
01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:08,325
Go on, Manchester!
988
01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:10,536
(PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
989
01:03:12,747 --> 01:03:15,791
Roses souvenir posters!
Two for a tenner.
990
01:03:15,876 --> 01:03:17,710
DODGE: He's got no shirt on!
991
01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:24,383
Hot dogs!
Free ketchup or lan Brown sauce!
992
01:03:26,428 --> 01:03:28,387
You can see the gate from there.
993
01:03:28,513 --> 01:03:29,555
Yeah.
994
01:03:31,892 --> 01:03:34,560
Here we go, lads!
Fucking Mersey paradise!
995
01:03:34,686 --> 01:03:35,686
(ALL LAUGHING)
996
01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:36,896
(MERSEY PARADISE PLAYING)
997
01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:11,597
Rights, boys, let's have it!
998
01:04:13,308 --> 01:04:15,100
GUARD 1:
Right, tickets out, please.
999
01:04:15,227 --> 01:04:16,602
GUARD 2: Go 'head, Bananarama,
straight in!
1000
01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:19,897
- Here y'are, sweet cheeks, get in there!
- GUARD 1: It's Bez!
1001
01:04:19,981 --> 01:04:21,565
GUARD 2: Do the dance!
GUARD 1: Go ahead, lad, do it.
1002
01:04:21,650 --> 01:04:23,400
GUARD 2: Oh! You're in, you're in!
1003
01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:25,069
GUARD 1: Mate, hang on, how old are you?
BOY: Eighteen.
1004
01:04:25,153 --> 01:04:26,445
Eighteen?
I've got porn mags older than you!
1005
01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:30,407
Cheese and Marmite together? On the
same butty? That's fucking repellent.
1006
01:04:30,492 --> 01:04:33,077
- Can I have it back, then?
- No. Get to fuck, go on.
1007
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,955
- You all right, mate?
- I'm not your mate. Tickets.
1008
01:04:36,081 --> 01:04:37,456
Should be on the guest list.
1009
01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:38,916
Yeah, and I should be
on the telly, lad.
1010
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,167
Here you are, Sid, get on these.
1011
01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:41,335
Go ahead, whose list?
1012
01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:44,088
- Ibiza Ste's.
- Who the fuck is Ibiza Ste?
1013
01:04:44,339 --> 01:04:46,465
- My brother.
- Why d'you call him that?
1014
01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:47,800
'Cause we've got the
same mum and dad.
1015
01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:49,093
I mean "Ibiza Ste"?
1016
01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:51,720
All right, 'cause he lives in Ibiza
and his name's Ste.
1017
01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:54,306
Oh, yeah, got it.
Nice one, yeah. Boss name.
1018
01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:55,849
Yeah, he's a Manc legend!
1019
01:04:55,976 --> 01:04:57,101
GUARD 3: A Manc leg-end, no less.
1020
01:04:57,185 --> 01:04:58,769
Well, welcome
to fucking Merseyside, son.
1021
01:04:58,853 --> 01:05:01,272
We don't know no Ibiza Ste
and he hasn't got no fucking guest list.
1022
01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:04,275
Yeah, well, try Red Bricks Ste? He used
to live there before he moved to Ibiza.
1023
01:05:04,359 --> 01:05:05,401
Stop it, will you?
1024
01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:07,236
You'll ruin it for me
when his autobiography comes out.
1025
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,405
Try the Roses. Mani.
I sort him out with hair gel.
1026
01:05:09,489 --> 01:05:11,407
- (MAN LAUGHS)
- Go ahead, what's your names?
1027
01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:14,410
Gary Titchfield, Darren Hodge, Chris
Weeks, Gareth Barret and Andrew Peach.
1028
01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:15,869
No. You're not down.
1029
01:05:15,996 --> 01:05:18,163
- Try Shadow Caster. We're a band.
- Fuck off!
1030
01:05:18,290 --> 01:05:19,415
Mate, we're a support band.
1031
01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:22,418
Oh, the support band.
Oh, sorry, lads, in that case...
1032
01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:23,627
BOTH: Fuck off!
1033
01:05:23,712 --> 01:05:26,505
No tickets, no guest list,
no entry, no chance.
1034
01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:29,425
Now fucking yabba-dabba-do one,
dickheads!
1035
01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:32,052
Go 'head, move! Do one, you beaut!
1036
01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:33,491
Well, that went well.
1037
01:05:33,517 --> 01:05:35,372
Can't believe he's never
heard of Ibiza Ste.
1038
01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:37,349
- I can.
- There's got to be a fuck-up.
1039
01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:39,143
Yeah, there is. He's called Ste.
1040
01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:42,646
- Hands in the air, put your tickets up.
- So what are we gonna do now, then, Tits?
1041
01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:43,981
Get in.
1042
01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:45,858
Let's just fucking rush it, man.
1043
01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:48,527
Yeah? On my count, right.
1044
01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:51,363
One, two...
1045
01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:53,741
Three.
For fuck's sake, who runs on "two"?
1046
01:05:54,326 --> 01:05:56,160
No one runs on "two".
1047
01:05:56,369 --> 01:05:57,661
GUARD 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1048
01:05:57,746 --> 01:05:59,163
GUARD 3: They're charging, Dave!
1049
01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:01,165
(CLAMOURING)
1050
01:06:01,249 --> 01:06:02,833
(HORN BLARING)
1051
01:06:07,047 --> 01:06:09,840
GUARD 2:
Get out! Go on! And you!
1052
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,385
GUARD 3:
And you, Granddad, get off!
1053
01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:17,097
Get back!
1054
01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:18,932
This is our bridge!
1055
01:06:19,059 --> 01:06:20,100
Fucking hippies.
1056
01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:22,311
Let that be a lesson
to all of you.
1057
01:06:22,395 --> 01:06:24,438
- Yes!
- Here we go!
1058
01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:27,566
- Liverpool 2, Man U...
- Nil!
1059
01:06:30,612 --> 01:06:31,987
Have it!
1060
01:06:32,072 --> 01:06:34,323
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
1061
01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:35,658
ZIPPY:
What d'you reckon?
1062
01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:38,369
I'm not fucking swimming in that.
No.
1063
01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:40,871
I wonder what time it is.
We've got to meet the girls.
1064
01:06:40,955 --> 01:06:42,414
MAN: Nearly 3:45.
1065
01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:44,917
What the fuck was that?
1066
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,418
Some sort of animal?
1067
01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,837
(SCOUSE ACCENT) Here y'are, lads,
d'you wanna buy a dinghy ride?
1068
01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:50,881
- What did he just say?
- Fuck knows.
1069
01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:52,132
"Dez-a-by-diggy-bat"?
1070
01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:53,801
D'yous wanna buy a dinghy ride?
1071
01:06:53,927 --> 01:06:55,177
I'm still not getting it.
1072
01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:56,845
Soz, mate, it's just white noise.
1073
01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:58,764
Oh, for fuck's sake.
1074
01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,978
Oh! Do we want to buy a dinghy?
1075
01:07:05,105 --> 01:07:07,773
A dinghy ride! I row yous!
1076
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,858
- Where's your oars?
- Side of me head!
1077
01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:12,277
TITS: No, you're all right, mate.
BOY: Let's just do one.
1078
01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:14,530
- Do yous want to buy a dinghy ride?
- What?
1079
01:07:14,614 --> 01:07:17,783
- He'll row you. For cash. With no oars.
- Sound!
1080
01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:19,785
- How much?
- Fiver each.
1081
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,704
- Here.
- It's right.
1082
01:07:21,996 --> 01:07:24,123
TITS: Oh, mate, I'm watching this!
1083
01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:25,999
Come on, come on, hurry up!
Hurry up!
1084
01:07:26,126 --> 01:07:27,459
ZIPPY: Would you get in a boat
with this prick?
1085
01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:30,212
- Easy! Easy!
- Wouldn't even get in a lift with him.
1086
01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:33,382
I'm the captain on this ship.
1087
01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:35,718
Just don't do nothing.
Leave it to me.
1088
01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:40,389
Ah! It's going to
tip if you do that.
1089
01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:42,057
- (GIRLS SCREAM)
- Can't swim!
1090
01:07:42,142 --> 01:07:43,517
(ALL LAUGHING)
1091
01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:48,897
We should probably get back
to the main gate, you know.
1092
01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:50,649
Penfold might be waiting for us.
1093
01:07:50,859 --> 01:07:52,192
ZIPPY:
Might even see the girls turn up.
1094
01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:53,819
Or Ibiza Ste.
1095
01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:57,906
Oh, here we go, look who it is.
1096
01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:02,578
All right, Tits?
1097
01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:03,704
All right, Dave Famous?
1098
01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:08,167
- Got tickets?
- Have you?
1099
01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:09,585
Have you?
1100
01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:13,672
- No, neither have we.
- Supposed to be on the list, but...
1101
01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:15,340
So were we, but...
1102
01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,719
Listen, Dave,
let's cut the bollocks, yeah?
1103
01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:21,346
We all know you think
we're shit dickheads, yeah?
1104
01:08:21,681 --> 01:08:26,560
Well, we think you're double shit dickheads.
But we're both bang into the Roses, so...
1105
01:08:27,395 --> 01:08:31,607
If one of us spots a jib, we should
probably give each other a shout or summat.
1106
01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:33,567
- All right, sound.
- Sound. In a bit.
1107
01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:35,194
In bits.
1108
01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,949
State of that tracksuit.
He looks like a fucking Smurf!
1109
01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:48,707
GIRL: Come on, hurry up.
1110
01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:51,794
(GIGGLES)
I could see right up her skirt then.
1111
01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:53,045
Do you know what I wish?
1112
01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:55,380
We had a Motorola.
Then we could ring Ste.
1113
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:57,216
Or the girls,
but they'd have to have one, too.
1114
01:08:58,635 --> 01:08:59,718
Do you know what I wish?
1115
01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:01,053
Go ahead,
it's getting good, this game.
1116
01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:03,806
You'd sorted it out with your
kid properly last night, Tits,
1117
01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:05,724
instead of getting fucking caned
or whatever you did.
1118
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,102
Shall I tell you what I
done last night, Dodge?
1119
01:09:09,229 --> 01:09:10,312
DODGE: What?
1120
01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:12,231
I sat with me mam,
waiting for me dad to die.
1121
01:09:12,816 --> 01:09:15,526
Yeah, I sat with me mam, and waited
for my useless prick of a brother
1122
01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:17,903
to sort out leaving a fucking pub
and come to the hospital.
1123
01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:20,948
But he never managed that. So shut the
fuck up about him sorting us out.
1124
01:09:21,074 --> 01:09:22,574
The guy's a dick, and you're
doing me fucking head in.
1125
01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:24,910
But you told me he was all right,
you told me he was getting better.
1126
01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:26,620
This isn't fucking
about you, Dodge.
1127
01:09:26,746 --> 01:09:27,830
What's that supposed to mean?
1128
01:09:28,581 --> 01:09:29,623
Nothing. I...
1129
01:09:29,749 --> 01:09:32,125
I just mean we come here
for one fucking reason, right?
1130
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:35,045
To see The Stone Roses,
so can we please stop pissing
1131
01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:37,422
and moaning and get on
with trying to get in.
1132
01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:43,512
DODGE: Oi, Tits!
1133
01:09:45,139 --> 01:09:46,932
Tits! Listen, man!
1134
01:09:58,778 --> 01:09:59,945
Tits!
1135
01:10:06,786 --> 01:10:08,787
- Are you all right?
- No, not really.
1136
01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:11,123
I've just been wandering
around on my own like a lemon.
1137
01:10:11,624 --> 01:10:13,792
I lost the girls coming
over the bridge.
1138
01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:16,962
Why didn't you just go in?
1139
01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,422
What? I don't know.
1140
01:10:18,506 --> 01:10:21,758
There's, like, 20-odd thousand heads
in there and...
1141
01:10:21,843 --> 01:10:25,137
I had a quarter of an acid on the train
and I got a bit para.
1142
01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:27,890
You said you'd be there.
Left-hand side of the stage.
1143
01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:31,310
Yeah, but it doesn't matter anyway,
I can just come in with yous lot.
1144
01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:33,145
If that's all right?
1145
01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:35,564
We still haven't got tickets.
1146
01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:37,149
Oh, shit!
1147
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,650
Yeah. Shit.
1148
01:10:39,152 --> 01:10:41,236
Well, I am not going
in there on my own.
1149
01:10:41,321 --> 01:10:43,155
What? You'll miss the Roses?
1150
01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:47,200
Well, one of yous lot
could have my ticket.
1151
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:50,913
- I'll have it.
- Behave.
1152
01:10:50,997 --> 01:10:52,331
What? I said it first.
1153
01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:54,875
Shouldn't we toss a coin
or have an arm-wrestle or summat?
1154
01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:58,045
It's about the music, innit?
I'm the only one that understands it.
1155
01:10:58,171 --> 01:10:59,922
Come on, Tits, you know how much
this means to me, man.
1156
01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,927
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
1157
01:11:08,431 --> 01:11:09,973
There you are.
1158
01:11:10,058 --> 01:11:11,391
Nice one.
1159
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:15,395
Right then,
see you after here, yeah?
1160
01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:19,232
Mate! Dodge!
1161
01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:21,526
Take this with you.
1162
01:11:22,195 --> 01:11:24,071
What? Why?
You said you'd do it.
1163
01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:25,697
You're the one who's going in,
aren't you?
1164
01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:28,367
Yeah, but I'm not gonna get in backstage
on my own, am I, without you?
1165
01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:31,536
Yeah, well, get down the front, then, Dodge.
Just lob it at lan or John.
1166
01:11:31,621 --> 01:11:33,705
I'd mong it into the mud.
You're a miles better thrower than me.
1167
01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:36,208
But I'm not going to hit the
fucking stage from out here, am I?
1168
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:41,254
It'll be right. You'll get in. You keep it.
You know I'd fuck it up.
1169
01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:47,302
Listen, if you do get in,
meet me at the sound desk.
1170
01:11:47,387 --> 01:11:49,471
If not, I'll see you back
after here, yeah?
1171
01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:51,223
Yeah.
1172
01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:53,767
Don't go fucking off without me.
1173
01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:56,895
Right, mate.
1174
01:11:58,564 --> 01:11:59,773
Sorted.
1175
01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:01,400
Yeah, mate, sorted as fuck.
1176
01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:14,621
Is, um... Is my make-up run?
1177
01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:16,581
- Just a smidge.
- (CHUCKLES)
1178
01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:18,291
I must look like a right dog.
1179
01:12:18,418 --> 01:12:21,253
No, you don't.
Like a really pretty panda.
1180
01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:24,923
Oi, Dave Famous!
What are you saying?
1181
01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:27,926
- What are you saying?
- Let's not do this again. I can't be arsed.
1182
01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:30,846
Some kid just said a mob have
flattened the vehicle gate.
1183
01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:34,307
You can get across the bridge to them
fields next to the fence. In a bit!
1184
01:12:35,935 --> 01:12:37,102
MAN: Hey, up you get!
1185
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,896
ZIPPY: Tell you what, I could
do with a massive disco shit.
1186
01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:41,356
SALLY: Oh, that's hanging.
1187
01:12:41,441 --> 01:12:43,150
ZIPPY: Soz, but it's all
the whizz and excitement.
1188
01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:45,485
TITS: Whoa!
Watch your three-stripes there.
1189
01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:47,696
It's probably radioactive.
1190
01:12:50,450 --> 01:12:51,950
- All right? Go on.
- SALLY: (LAUGHING) Yeah.
1191
01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,038
- You up?
- Yeah.
1192
01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:34,159
- Fuck!
- Shit!
1193
01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:42,000
How thick do you think it is?
1194
01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,002
Don't know.
1195
01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:46,213
(GRUNTS)
1196
01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:48,673
What are we gonna do now?
1197
01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:55,263
For fuck's sake.
I don't have a clue.
1198
01:14:03,523 --> 01:14:05,899
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
1199
01:14:10,530 --> 01:14:12,030
Little cock-knockers!
1200
01:14:13,574 --> 01:14:15,033
What? Can you see owt?
1201
01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:16,368
No...
1202
01:14:17,537 --> 01:14:19,121
We'll still be able to hear it,
though, won't we?
1203
01:14:19,539 --> 01:14:21,123
It's a fucking nightmare,
isn't it?
1204
01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:22,707
(YELLING)
1205
01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:25,085
(ALL LAUGHING)
1206
01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:36,930
TITS: And as the sun went down
over the chemical plant,
1207
01:14:37,056 --> 01:14:40,100
the wind was blowing the sound
from inside the site in waves,
1208
01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:43,770
washing over us,
then fucking off down the estuary.
1209
01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:46,565
With Penfold missing in action,
and Dodge doing what he'd done,
1210
01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:48,233
we were suddenly two men down.
1211
01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:50,569
But we were one girl up.
1212
01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:54,239
And it was funny, man, because it had
always been about me and Dodge.
1213
01:14:54,365 --> 01:14:58,118
We'd always been on our own journey,
ever since we were nippers.
1214
01:14:58,244 --> 01:15:00,620
Fucking Batman and Robin,
you know what I mean?
1215
01:15:01,372 --> 01:15:04,875
But it wasn't just a massive fuck-off metal
green fence that had come between us.
1216
01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:06,626
I was on a different trip now.
1217
01:15:16,262 --> 01:15:20,765
The night was beautiful, special.
So was Sally Harris.
1218
01:15:24,604 --> 01:15:25,854
- And then we heard it.
- (CROWD CHEERING)
1219
01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:29,316
The roar of cheers that told us
the Roses had walked on stage,
1220
01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:31,359
and the rumble of Mani's bass.
1221
01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:35,947
The greatest party in the history of
the world, and we weren't invited.
1222
01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:37,741
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING OVER MICROPHONE)
1223
01:15:37,825 --> 01:15:40,243
The Stone Roses
are on the other side of that wall.
1224
01:15:40,328 --> 01:15:42,078
Wish I were 10 feet taller.
1225
01:15:42,163 --> 01:15:44,247
Look, Gaz, give us a peg up.
1226
01:15:45,917 --> 01:15:48,126
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
1227
01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:01,348
(I WANNA BE ADORED PLAYING)
1228
01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:13,902
♪ I don't have to sell my soul
1229
01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:15,487
♪ He's already in me
1230
01:16:15,613 --> 01:16:16,780
Yeah!
1231
01:16:18,532 --> 01:16:20,700
- Can you see?
- Yeah, mate!
1232
01:16:22,203 --> 01:16:24,204
- Is it top?
- Yeah, mate!
1233
01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:32,629
♪ I wanna be adored
1234
01:16:32,713 --> 01:16:41,888
♪ You adore me
1235
01:16:42,014 --> 01:16:43,473
- Can we swap?
- No, mate.
1236
01:16:43,975 --> 01:16:45,141
Hell, mate.
1237
01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:48,561
- Keep still!
- I can't! I'm off me tits!
1238
01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:50,730
(GROANS)
1239
01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:55,193
TITS: Come here, you clown!
1240
01:16:57,530 --> 01:16:59,197
You mad bastard.
1241
01:17:01,701 --> 01:17:04,494
♪ I wanna be adored ♪
1242
01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:06,371
ZIPPY: Yeah, mate!
1243
01:17:07,748 --> 01:17:08,999
(SCREAMS)
1244
01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:20,218
I'm gonna say something.
He's taking the piss.
1245
01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:22,012
- Out of who?
- Dodge.
1246
01:17:23,597 --> 01:17:25,056
Are you being serious?
1247
01:17:25,182 --> 01:17:27,309
Yeah. He's supposed
to be his best mate.
1248
01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,394
He is. Why do you think he's
never done it before, you clown?
1249
01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:32,397
- What?
- You must be fucking blind.
1250
01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:41,197
What's the matter?
1251
01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:44,409
Nothing. Dodge.
1252
01:17:46,537 --> 01:17:50,373
(STAMMERS) You do know you just called
me Dodge. That explains everything.
1253
01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:52,542
(CHUCKLES) No, I mean...
1254
01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:55,712
Dodge is into you.
1255
01:17:56,964 --> 01:17:58,131
What?
1256
01:17:59,592 --> 01:18:01,760
He's... He's never even spoke
to me until tonight.
1257
01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:04,387
Yeah, I know.
But I'm being serious.
1258
01:18:04,472 --> 01:18:06,598
He has been since we
were little kids.
1259
01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:08,600
Right.
1260
01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:11,895
Shit. Okay.
1261
01:18:12,772 --> 01:18:14,147
What? And you haven't?
1262
01:18:15,316 --> 01:18:18,860
Zippy, Tits and Sally
was always gonna happen.
1263
01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:21,279
It's only right that it's here, now.
1264
01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:22,906
Straight up?
1265
01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:25,241
Straight back down again.
1266
01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:28,828
I remember you kissed me in the
playground at Grey Bank Primary.
1267
01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:30,789
- It made me feel double sick.
- (CHUCKLES)
1268
01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:34,125
I never even noticed your hair then.
1269
01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:39,506
I had no idea I'd end up...
dancing with you.
1270
01:18:41,175 --> 01:18:44,469
No one fucking told me then that your hand
had been made just spot on to fit in mine.
1271
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:45,804
(CHUCKLES)
1272
01:18:46,764 --> 01:18:50,975
Your laugh used to really annoy me.
Now it makes me feel like skinning up.
1273
01:18:53,187 --> 01:18:57,023
I should have just kissed you back then.
Would have made all this miles easier.
1274
01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:00,026
All what?
1275
01:19:02,363 --> 01:19:04,781
I'm fucking bananas about you.
1276
01:19:07,785 --> 01:19:09,494
(I AM THE RESURRECTION PLAYING)
1277
01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:11,788
(CROWD CHEERING)
1278
01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:17,001
What's happening?
1279
01:19:17,878 --> 01:19:20,338
The wind's changed direction.
1280
01:19:20,631 --> 01:19:23,007
- Fuck me!
- ZIPPY: Get on that!
1281
01:19:23,676 --> 01:19:27,178
♪...and I can't sleep at night
1282
01:19:29,515 --> 01:19:33,184
♪ Your face, it has no place
1283
01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:40,066
♪ No room for you inside my house
I need to be alone
1284
01:19:42,570 --> 01:19:48,700
♪ Don't waste your words
I don't need anything from you
1285
01:19:50,035 --> 01:19:56,499
♪ I don't care where you've been
or what you plan to do
1286
01:19:59,170 --> 01:20:02,046
♪ Turn, turn, I wish you'd learn
1287
01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:09,721
♪ There's a time and place for everything
I've got to get it through
1288
01:20:11,891 --> 01:20:17,770
♪ Don't waste your words
I don't need anything from you
1289
01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:26,029
♪ I don't care where you've been
or what you plan to do
1290
01:20:28,032 --> 01:20:34,037
♪ I am the resurrection
and I am the light
1291
01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:41,377
♪ I couldn't ever bring myself
to hate you as I'd like ♪
1292
01:20:45,925 --> 01:20:49,802
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1293
01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:46,859
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
1294
01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:57,453
The sound was shite. It just
kept blowing away in the wind.
1295
01:21:57,538 --> 01:21:59,956
It was blowing it in here.
You should've heard Resurrection.
1296
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:02,500
I did. I was here for all of it.
1297
01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:08,172
Aye, aye!
1298
01:22:08,299 --> 01:22:10,049
- Uncle Hairy?
- The very same.
1299
01:22:11,176 --> 01:22:12,468
You all right?
1300
01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:17,223
Literally never felt better.
1301
01:22:17,516 --> 01:22:19,350
- You're covered in blood.
- Yeah, I know.
1302
01:22:19,893 --> 01:22:23,896
It's not mine. Got booted out,
early doors, for fighting.
1303
01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:26,190
Best day of my life.
1304
01:22:26,650 --> 01:22:27,734
- Are they my clothes?
- Yeah.
1305
01:22:27,860 --> 01:22:29,235
(TYRES SCREECH)
1306
01:22:29,361 --> 01:22:30,486
You getting in the van?
1307
01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:32,864
- What van?
- That fucker.
1308
01:22:34,158 --> 01:22:36,326
- Some cunt nicked mine.
- (HORN HONKING)
1309
01:22:38,579 --> 01:22:43,082
All right, space travellers!
How fucking good was that?
1310
01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:45,835
Oh, yeah. Top. Never got in.
1311
01:22:47,046 --> 01:22:49,922
Did you go to the VIP gate?
You was down on the VIP gate.
1312
01:22:50,049 --> 01:22:51,549
How's me dad?
1313
01:22:52,051 --> 01:22:53,760
That Penfold kid
tell you to meet us here, or what?
1314
01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:55,386
Penfold? We lost him hours ago.
1315
01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:58,306
He were bowling round back stage,
piss-wet through.
1316
01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:01,726
He'd only swum the fucking Mersey.
The kid's a legend.
1317
01:23:01,852 --> 01:23:03,519
All aboard!
1318
01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:06,230
- (HORN HONKING)
- (INDISTINCT TALKING)
1319
01:24:09,128 --> 01:24:10,461
(HORN HONKING)
1320
01:24:11,004 --> 01:24:12,463
(TYRES SCREECH)
1321
01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:16,509
BOY:
Manchester, la la la!
1322
01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:21,472
(CHUCKLES)
1323
01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:23,766
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
1324
01:24:30,941 --> 01:24:32,191
TITS: Over here.
1325
01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:42,994
Nice one, mate.
1326
01:24:46,874 --> 01:24:48,958
Don't worry about him.
1327
01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:51,169
The guy's a fucking dick.
1328
01:25:00,137 --> 01:25:02,180
(STRUMMING ROMANTIC TUNE)
1329
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:25,828
Yeah.
1330
01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:43,387
ZIPPY:
Go on, Dodge! Shadow Caster!
1331
01:25:47,726 --> 01:25:50,019
MAN:
Go on, Dodge, give it some!
1332
01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:55,900
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
1333
01:26:04,076 --> 01:26:05,117
Yeah!
1334
01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:10,581
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
1335
01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:13,751
(PEOPLE BOOING)
1336
01:26:17,256 --> 01:26:18,840
Come on, then!
1337
01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:20,132
Oh, fucking here he is!
1338
01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:21,384
All right, lads? What's shaking?
1339
01:26:21,468 --> 01:26:24,136
All right? What the fuck
happened to you, Keith Teeth?
1340
01:26:24,263 --> 01:26:25,388
I done a sicky burp.
1341
01:26:25,472 --> 01:26:27,014
No, I mean with the tickets,
you massive Joey Deacon.
1342
01:26:27,099 --> 01:26:29,392
What are you on about? I give them
to him for yous, yesterday dinner.
1343
01:26:29,476 --> 01:26:31,978
- Who?
- Him. Fucking Harry Handsome.
1344
01:26:32,271 --> 01:26:34,647
What's up with you? Are you having
some sort of seizure or summat?
1345
01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:38,609
- Gary, I...
- Don't fucking bother. Cunt.
1346
01:26:38,944 --> 01:26:41,946
- What did you just call me?
- You heard me. I called you a cunt.
1347
01:26:42,072 --> 01:26:43,322
Oops. Major buzz-kill.
1348
01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:45,867
Here y'are, lads, leave it out.
For fuck's sake, know what I mean?
1349
01:26:45,951 --> 01:26:47,493
If Eric could see yous both now.
1350
01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:48,953
Does anyone fancy double dropping?
1351
01:26:49,079 --> 01:26:50,204
Yeah, all right, yeah.
1352
01:26:50,289 --> 01:26:52,206
- Lads, don't do this, not now.
- Stay out of it, Carlos.
1353
01:26:52,291 --> 01:26:54,417
I'd listen to him if I were you, Gary.
Before I bend your bones.
1354
01:26:54,585 --> 01:26:56,252
Haven't you hurt him enough?
You're his brother.
1355
01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:59,171
- Wind your neck in, little girl.
- Lads, seriously. Look, Tits, yeah?
1356
01:26:59,298 --> 01:27:00,923
See that straight goer over there
with the shite hair?
1357
01:27:01,008 --> 01:27:03,092
- TITS: Yeah, what about him?
- He's the Roses' manager.
1358
01:27:03,510 --> 01:27:04,927
TITS: That's the Roses' manager?
CARL: Yeah.
1359
01:27:05,012 --> 01:27:07,054
- He looks like a fucking hairdresser.
- He looks like a dick.
1360
01:27:07,139 --> 01:27:08,180
He is. Both.
1361
01:27:08,307 --> 01:27:09,307
Shut up, Ste.
1362
01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:15,563
DAVE: Mover's on guitars, Ballbag keys,
Two Socks drums...
1363
01:27:15,647 --> 01:27:19,317
Give him the tape, Tits.
Give him the fucking tape. Demo him up.
1364
01:27:20,152 --> 01:27:21,652
Excuse me.
1365
01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,656
- So what did you say you were called again?
- The Palaver.
1366
01:27:25,782 --> 01:27:27,366
- Cool name.
- Yeah.
1367
01:27:28,327 --> 01:27:29,493
Really cool.
1368
01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:32,371
- Yeah. I thought of it myself.
- So, when are you on tour?
1369
01:27:32,497 --> 01:27:33,664
Couple of weeks.
1370
01:27:37,836 --> 01:27:39,879
ZIPPY: Tits, if this is a wind-up,
it's not funny.
1371
01:27:41,715 --> 01:27:42,965
Check all your pockets again.
1372
01:27:43,050 --> 01:27:44,675
- TITS: I have. Twenty times.
- It's got to be somewhere.
1373
01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:45,968
Yeah, somewhere on Spike Island.
1374
01:27:46,053 --> 01:27:47,178
LITTLE GAZ:
When did you last see it?
1375
01:27:47,304 --> 01:27:48,346
When I tried giving it to Dodge.
1376
01:27:48,472 --> 01:27:49,555
When you fucked off with Sally.
1377
01:27:49,681 --> 01:27:51,057
- Don't be a dick.
- I'm not a dick.
1378
01:27:51,183 --> 01:27:52,391
I'm not the one that's
lost the tape, am I?
1379
01:27:52,517 --> 01:27:53,809
All right, for fuck's sake,
Dodge, calm down.
1380
01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:56,187
It don't matter.
It's not the only fucking copy.
1381
01:27:57,689 --> 01:28:00,483
LITTLE GAZ: Is it?
Are you taking the piss?
1382
01:28:00,567 --> 01:28:02,234
Happy days! Nice one!
1383
01:28:02,653 --> 01:28:04,195
- Knobhead.
- For fuck's sake, Dodge.
1384
01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:06,238
Hang on a minute,
how come I'm suddenly the twat?
1385
01:28:06,365 --> 01:28:09,283
Tits is the one that's lost the tape.
He's the one that's naused it all up for us.
1386
01:28:09,368 --> 01:28:12,536
- Fuck off, Dodge.
- No, you fuck off. The lot of you.
1387
01:28:12,663 --> 01:28:15,623
I am Shadow Caster. If it weren't for me,
there wouldn't even be a tape.
1388
01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:19,043
If it weren't for me, you'd still
be learning your first chords.
1389
01:28:20,045 --> 01:28:21,462
Sorry, lads.
1390
01:28:21,546 --> 01:28:23,756
Fucking say sorry to me.
1391
01:28:23,882 --> 01:28:26,384
Apologise to me, Tits.
'Cause that tape, the band...
1392
01:28:26,677 --> 01:28:28,260
You know I can't do fuck-all else.
1393
01:28:28,387 --> 01:28:30,471
Well, yeah, 'cause you're
thick as pigshit, aren't you?
1394
01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:33,391
Just born stupid.
No, I'm sick of wiping your arse.
1395
01:28:33,517 --> 01:28:35,393
And yours! And yours!
1396
01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:39,063
Mate, you could even have taken it
into the fucking gig.
1397
01:28:39,189 --> 01:28:41,315
You could have tried to get it to the band.
But you never.
1398
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:43,985
You put it all on me,
like you have done all our lives.
1399
01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:45,695
Even when you knew
the score with me old man,
1400
01:28:45,779 --> 01:28:49,031
you shot off into that gig without a
thought for any twat other than you.
1401
01:28:49,700 --> 01:28:52,243
Next to him, you're the most selfish
prick I've ever fucking met.
1402
01:28:53,704 --> 01:28:55,788
What?
You gonna snap my jaw now?
1403
01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:57,039
Go on, Tits.
1404
01:28:57,124 --> 01:28:58,708
No, am I fuck.
1405
01:29:03,422 --> 01:29:05,297
- (GRUNTS)
- Oh, fuck!
1406
01:29:07,968 --> 01:29:09,301
MAN: Steady on!
1407
01:29:09,803 --> 01:29:11,887
(PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
1408
01:29:29,114 --> 01:29:30,239
Greetings, Earthlings!
1409
01:29:30,657 --> 01:29:32,950
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
1410
01:29:34,745 --> 01:29:35,786
(GIRL SCREAMS)
1411
01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:57,433
TITS:
It's what ears were invented for, man.
1412
01:29:57,976 --> 01:30:01,645
It's the most beautiful 12 inches
of vinyl ever produced.
1413
01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:05,066
It shimmers and jangles like...
1414
01:30:05,650 --> 01:30:09,653
...sunshine and rain,
sends shivers up your spine.
1415
01:30:11,990 --> 01:30:13,240
It's like...
1416
01:30:14,159 --> 01:30:17,078
It's like, I don't know, like the
Roses wrote that album just for me.
1417
01:30:19,331 --> 01:30:20,664
- Bollocks!
- (CHUCKLES)
1418
01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:23,918
They wrote it just for me.
1419
01:30:25,003 --> 01:30:27,421
- No, they wrote it for us.
- (CHUCKLES)
1420
01:30:34,137 --> 01:30:35,763
Are you all right?
1421
01:30:38,850 --> 01:30:40,017
Yeah.
1422
01:30:41,353 --> 01:30:42,812
Yeah, I am.
1423
01:30:47,150 --> 01:30:48,859
Do you want to go back to mine?
1424
01:30:51,029 --> 01:30:52,196
Yeah.
1425
01:31:01,540 --> 01:31:03,624
- TITS: Oh!
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
1426
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:22,846
Gary?
1427
01:34:09,227 --> 01:34:12,688
TITS: It's funny what makes people
different, makes us special.
1428
01:34:14,024 --> 01:34:15,316
Legends.
1429
01:34:18,570 --> 01:34:21,405
I suppose some people
are just born to stand out.
1430
01:34:25,744 --> 01:34:29,079
You don't have to be stood on a stage
singing tunes to be a hero.
1431
01:34:30,415 --> 01:34:33,709
My old man done it grafting
on a market every day but Sunday.
1432
01:34:57,942 --> 01:35:03,405
MARGARET: ♪ Stop your crying now, laddie
Dry your tears
1433
01:35:05,283 --> 01:35:11,288
♪ There's no bogeyman
to get you, never fear
1434
01:35:13,291 --> 01:35:17,044
♪ There's no ogres, wicked witches
1435
01:35:17,128 --> 01:35:20,297
♪ Only greedy sons of bitches
1436
01:35:21,132 --> 01:35:26,470
♪ Who are waiting to exploit
your life away
1437
01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:35,396
♪ No more talking now,
it's time to go to sleep
1438
01:35:36,064 --> 01:35:37,231
(SNIFFLING)
1439
01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:43,737
♪ There are answers to your
questions, but they'll keep
1440
01:35:44,948 --> 01:35:48,742
♪ Go on asking while you grow, son
1441
01:35:48,827 --> 01:35:52,329
♪ Go on asking till you know, son
1442
01:35:53,164 --> 01:35:58,585
♪ And then send the answers
ringing through the world ♪
1443
01:36:10,432 --> 01:36:11,765
(TITS SOBBING)
1444
01:36:34,038 --> 01:36:35,164
So, when do you want to get off?
1445
01:36:36,791 --> 01:36:37,875
Who says I'm going?
1446
01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:40,377
Me.
1447
01:36:44,048 --> 01:36:46,383
Don't have to be
full-time, you know.
1448
01:36:46,509 --> 01:36:50,471
With The Palaver, I could just do the
tour and then we could do it again.
1449
01:36:50,555 --> 01:36:52,389
Make a new tape.
1450
01:36:53,016 --> 01:36:56,977
No. It was only right at
that moment in time.
1451
01:36:58,229 --> 01:37:00,564
You said it yourself,
it was special, weren't it?
1452
01:37:00,648 --> 01:37:04,026
It was perfect.
Just wouldn't be the same.
1453
01:37:06,070 --> 01:37:07,905
We can do anything we want.
1454
01:37:09,407 --> 01:37:11,241
We're Shadow Caster.
1455
01:37:11,409 --> 01:37:13,076
From Manchester.
1456
01:37:16,414 --> 01:37:19,041
It ain't where you're from, Dodge.
It's where you're at.
1457
01:37:39,938 --> 01:37:45,567
TITS: Just for a bit, in a time and a place,
The Stone Roses made everything right.
1458
01:37:46,903 --> 01:37:51,949
Not just for me, but for all of us.
My generation, or whatever.
1459
01:37:54,911 --> 01:37:59,206
That night at Spike Island
was the night when it all came together.
1460
01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:03,585
It was also pretty much the beginning
of an end...of everything.
1461
01:39:10,028 --> 01:39:11,862
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