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Tookie bah waba!
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Hao!
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Iki bah bah.
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Ha ha ha.
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Maka maka.
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Heh heh ha ha ha!
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Ah heh heh heh
Heh heh heh heh!
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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Ooocha!
Chi-ka!
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♪ miki miki coconut ♪
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Tookie bah waba!
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Ah heh heh heh heh!
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Bye!
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Don't worry about
A thing, mrs. Hasagawa.
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Stitch and I
Will watch over things
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While you go and
Pick up your pea pods.
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[truck backfires]
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I'll be back in an hour
With my bean bags.
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Pea pods!
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Not bean bags,
Pea pods!
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Aloha, mrs. Edmonds.
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Aloha, lilo.
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I don't see bananas
Anywhere.
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Huh? She always
Has bananas.
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[sniffing]
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Whoo! Bananas!
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How come
They're down there?
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[chomping]
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Aah! Ah ah ah!
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Mrs. Hasagawa
Doesn't know it,
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But she's about to get
Organized.
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Ready, stitch?
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[cracks knuckles]
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Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
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[humming]
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mahala for the bananas,
Mrs. Hasagawa.
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Are they always this green?
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Oh, that's
A cucumber, dear.
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But I'm making
A banana cream pie.
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Then don't use
Cucumbers.
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No, I was gonna
Use bananas.
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Well, then why are you
Buying cucumbers?
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Here are the bananas.
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Radishes?
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Everything seems
To have been moved.
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Isn't it great?
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You don't have to thank us,
Mrs. Hasagawa.
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Stitch and I
Just love to be helpful.
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Oh. Uh, ok.
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Hmm. Just
As I suspected.
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Mrs. Hasagawa's house
Needs our help, too.
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Big time!
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Lilo? I thought
I heard you out here.
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Look what we did!
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Fixing up your cart
Went so well,
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We decided to help you
At your house, too.
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Oh, my.
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Isn't it great?
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Oh, my persian
Wild blossoms.
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Where did they go,
I wonder.
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Those were just weeds, right?
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[sighs]
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Oh. Sorry.
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Maybe we could go
To persia to get more?
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Is it far?
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No, that's ok, lilo.
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mahalo plenty
For all the work.
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Maybe you want
To rest now.
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How about
A nice apricot?
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They're all over
My yard this year,
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Which is
A little strange,
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Because I don't have
An apricot tree.
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[gasps]
Experiment pods!
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But we have
To wash them first.
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Wait!
No!
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Now help yourself,
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But be careful
Of the pits.
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Oh, my!
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Uh-oh.
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Lilo: a mulcher.
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Hey!
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Lilo: a big blowhard.
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Uhhhh.
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[hawking]
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Aah!
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[spitting]
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Aah! A loogier!
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Oh, no. Stitch!
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Lilo: one with four heads.
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Four-part harmony:
♪ we're evil 'cause we sing ♪
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♪ annoyingly ♪
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♪ off-key ♪
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Please!
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Lilo: a woodchuck!
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Aw, such a good kitty.
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Mrs. Hasagawa,
Be careful!
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Wait. Did you
Call him kitty?
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So many of the most
Unusual stray cats
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Come to live with me here,
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But I don't mind.
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They keep me company.
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Mrs. Hasagawa, exactly
How many "Kitties"
Do you have?
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Oh, goodness. I never
Counted them all.
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[snoring]
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Computer voice:
Experiment 111
Activated.
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Hmm? What? What?
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Warning. Experiment
533 activated.
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Warning. Experiment
024 activated.
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Warning--
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Take off your headphones.
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625, I am trying to sleep!
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Warning. Experiment
090 activated.
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Stupid alarm clock.
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That's not your alarm clock.
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Let me sleep in peace.
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Oh, yeah.
Rest up.
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In case one of those
Experiments is activated, huh?
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Warning. Experiment
507 activated.
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Do come in.
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Be our guests, please.
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Stitch: cousin.
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You can see they
Made themselves at home.
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Lilo: I don't
Believe it.
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Ah ha ha ha ha!
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Gotcha!
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Ow!
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Ah ha ha ha ha!
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Lilo: a pincher,
A wrapper, a snorer.
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Cousin. Cousin. Cousin!
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A shredder.
A double-dipper.
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Yuck!
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Bad kitty!
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I told you before,
Off the table!
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Lilo: a boomerang!
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A driller!
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No, no!
Not on the rug!
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That's better.
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Mrs. Hasagawa,
We'll be right back.
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We have to get
Jumba and pleakley's help
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If we're going to catch
All these experiments.
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Aah!
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Hmm. Concentration
Of multiple pods
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Falling to one location?
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Statistically unlikely.
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But not impossible.
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May I take
Your coat, madam?
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No! Away! Go!
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Shoo! Shoo,
You little monster!
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My evil creations,
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Designed for
Interplanetary chaos,
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Now like felines
In lonely lady's house.
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Oy.
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There's another!
Get it! Get it! Aah!
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[gasps] Is this
What I really look like?
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Mmm. 214 designed to take
Only bad pictures of people.
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Ha ha ha. So evil.
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Don't worry,
Mrs. Hasagawa.
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We'll take care
Of the problem.
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My friends and I
Are professionals.
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Problem? But--
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Pleakley:
I'm gonna get this guy
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Into the capsule.
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No! Jumba
Will capture him.
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No! I got it.
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Jumba: no! Me!
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Ah-ah-ah.
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How rude I have been.
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Apologies.
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Won't you please forgive me?
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Gotcha! Gotcha!
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Such a nice kitty.
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Whoa, oh, oh!
[blowing]
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Um, lilo!
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Pleakley!
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Just a moment, lilo.
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I wouldn't want
To be discourteous
To this experiment.
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Pleakley, this is not
The time to be polite.
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Terribly sorry. I'm afraid
It can't be helped.
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It seems
One of stitch's cousins
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Gives one
Painfully perfect manners.
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Where's jumba?
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Over here.
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Pleakley: aah!
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[crash]
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Stitch!
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00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:05,750
Ok, not so fast.
208
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That's good.
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00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:12,750
You're safe now,
Mrs. Hasagawa.
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We got all the,
Um, kitties
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Where they
Can't hurt you.
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Fa-ta!
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All done.
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00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,416
You're taking them
All away?
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Let me get something
For you first.
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Oh, no. You don't
Have to pay us.
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00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:35,958
No, but you have to take
Their special things.
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The snoring one
Needs his pajamas.
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The white one
Only eats canned wet food.
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The orangey one
Has his special neck pillow.
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Mrs. Hasagawa,
Do you really care
About these guys?
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00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:51,083
Of course.
They're my ohana.
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00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,125
Your ohana?
224
00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:55,000
But ohana means...
225
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Family. They're
The only one I've got.
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I'm so happy
They're all back.
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[hawking and spitting]
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Sorry, mrs. H.
229
00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:07,000
I guess I was
Trying to help you
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When you didn't need it,
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And all these cousins
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Found their one true
Place on their own.
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Hey, where's stitch?
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[blowing]
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Hee hee hee hee!
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No, you fly higher.
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I insist. After you.
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00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:25,000
No, no, please.
After you.
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I do protest.
You first.
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Uh-uh-uh. You.
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Dr. Jumba jookiba,
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Former lead scientist
Of galaxy defense industries,
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You stand
Before this council
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Accused of illegal
Genetic experimentation.
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Nice work.
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Ha ha! Guilty as charged,
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O great
Mortalgax the malignant.
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00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:54,583
The evil geniuses
Organization, or "Ego,"
249
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Was particularly
Impressed with your
Top-secret 400 series.
250
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Delightfully wicked.
251
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Thank you.
252
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I'm hoping to publish
The results in mayhem monthly.
253
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Yes.
Well, there might be
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A teensy-weensy problem
With that.
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00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,250
Problem?
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As impressive
As they look on paper,
257
00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:13,125
We've heard
Some distressing reports
258
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:16,958
That your
Evil experiments
Are not acting very...
259
00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:18,000
Well, evil.
260
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,166
Is inconceivable
That you could believe
261
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:22,500
That my experiments
Are anything other than
262
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:26,500
Totally and completely
110.6% evil.
263
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:29,583
We can't
Risk the scandal
If you've gone good.
264
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:34,833
I'm afraid
I have no choice but to
Revoke your membership!
265
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:36,583
Mwah ha ha ha ha!
266
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:40,166
Ah ha ha ha ha!
267
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:43,833
You've been working
On new evil laugh.
268
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:44,875
Is good one.
269
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,625
You don't think it was
Too much, do you?
270
00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:48,000
No, no. Was nice touch.
271
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:53,708
But...Revoking
Of membership is cruel,
Even for you.
272
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:55,166
Is lonely
Being evil genius.
273
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:59,583
Belonging to ego
Gives meaning
To evil existence.
274
00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:01,500
I'm sorry, jumba.
275
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,500
I mean,
I-I-I'm not sorry!
276
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,500
I revel
In your sorrow!
277
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,125
Mwah ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha!
278
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:11,250
Lilo: now, you listen
Here, mister!
279
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:15,958
My uncle jumba
Is the smartest,
Geniustest
280
00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:17,833
Evil scientist ever!
281
00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:20,833
Little girl, please to be
Keeping out of this.
282
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:24,583
You take back
What you said
Right now!
283
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:25,583
Ambacua!
284
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,583
And I suppose
This cute little girl
285
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:30,500
Is your evil assistant.
286
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,875
Bwah ha ha ha ha!
287
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,875
Not me! Him!
288
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:34,875
[hawk]
289
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,708
[gargling]
290
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:38,250
Hmm...Tell you what,
291
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,958
I'm in your quadrant
Next tuesday visiting
My aunt bootsie.
292
00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:44,000
If you can convince me
In person
293
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,833
That you're still evil,
294
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,750
I'll extend your membership.
295
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:48,875
It's a deal.
296
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:51,625
We'll
See you tuesday.
297
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,250
Ayiii!
298
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,250
We sure showed him.
299
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,416
What can we show him?
300
00:13:57,416 --> 00:14:00,875
Ego is expecting
Super-evil science lab,
301
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,875
Not cutesy
Hawaiian homey-home.
302
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:06,416
Then that's exactly
What we'll give them.
303
00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:07,708
Come on!
304
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,958
[hawking]
305
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:15,291
Woman:
Oh! Our house!
306
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,458
[siren]
307
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,833
Uh! Oh! Whoa!
308
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:34,291
Um...Do you have
Any sixes?
309
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,583
Ha! Fish!
310
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,708
Bah! Ridiculous
Earth game!
311
00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:41,750
Computer voice: warning.
Experiment 262 activated.
312
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,875
Primary function: error.
313
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:47,500
262 has no known
Evil uses.
314
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,416
No evil uses?
315
00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:51,583
Say, I remember
That guy.
316
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,833
Jumba goofed up
His usual pure evil formula
317
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:58,000
And accidentally
Made an experiment
That was pure good.
318
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,583
Hoo-hoo, boy!
Was he embarrassed.
319
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:03,250
Kept 262
Locked in the basement
When friends came over.
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320
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,375
Then hamsterviel
Will have no use for him.
321
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,708
Ahem...Now where were we?
322
00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:07,708
Uh...Oh, yeah.
323
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:10,000
I was saying
How you look like a fish.
324
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,875
Doctor!
325
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,708
You have a visitor.
326
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,833
Ah! Mortalgax!
327
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:27,291
Welcome to my lair.
328
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:31,250
You may look around,
But touch nothing!
329
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:34,333
[snarling]
330
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,416
And what are you
Working on now, doctor?
331
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:39,416
Disfigured assistant!
332
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:46,458
Is time to test
The grossification
Chamber.
333
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:50,250
I, jumba jookiba,
Evil genius,
334
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:54,583
Have declared war
On beauty itself!
335
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,875
[stilted]
Oh! I am so frightened!
336
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,500
Whatever
Will you do to me,
337
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,750
You evil, evil man?
338
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:10,000
I can turn
Even the most
Attractive people
339
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,875
Into grotesque
Monstrosities!
340
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,708
[electricity buzzing]
341
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:21,166
[nani struggling]
342
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,166
Watch it, buster!
343
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,416
Behold!
344
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:25,833
[wolf howling]
345
00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:27,500
Nice work!
346
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,583
Oh, no!
What have you done?
347
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:34,500
Moments ago, I was
A beautiful woman
In the prime of youth,
348
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,708
And now I'm...I'm...
349
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:37,500
[whispering] Hideous.
350
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,166
Well, I wouldn't
Say hideous.
351
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,208
[stomp]
352
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,375
Yeow!
353
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,458
Verily, I have become
An affront to nature.
354
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:47,625
Truly, you are
The most evil genius
In the galaxy.
355
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,500
Oh, my!
356
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,875
That is evil!
357
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:53,708
So, you extend
My membership in ego?
358
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,583
Perhaps...But first,
I really should see
359
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,708
Some of
Your other experiments
At work on the island.
360
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:02,083
Fortunately,
Thanks to evil genius
361
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:05,583
Hacking of secret
Spy satellites,
Cable provider,
362
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,166
And neighbor's
Wireless network,
363
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:11,875
Jumba has
Multi-camera recordings
Of experiments in action!
364
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,291
Heh heh heh!
365
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:16,416
Please to be watching
Experiment 501,
Earthquake-maker
366
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:18,708
Designed to split
Planets in two
367
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,583
With devastating
Earthquakes!
368
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:21,500
Eee! Look at that!
369
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,708
Hmm hmm ha ha ha ha!
370
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,708
Jumba:
Experiment 601.
371
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:28,583
Arrr!
372
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,458
The kick-boxing
Experiment
373
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:34,000
Designed to kick
Every booty
In the galaxy!
374
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:34,875
Ahh!
375
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,583
Excepting yours,
O mortalgax.
376
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:41,708
Experiment 509:
Turns from normal
If ugly fine house plant
377
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:44,708
To forest of destructive
Evil! Ha ha ha!
378
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:48,208
Also excellent for borders
And window boxes.
379
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:49,875
[jaws snapping]
380
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:56,333
Experiment 515:
Deforestates
Entire planets
381
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:59,875
In surprisingly
Little time.
382
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,208
Look at him go.
383
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,083
Experiment 606:
384
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:10,458
Creates big black holes
Of nothingness.
385
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:11,833
What?!
386
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:20,583
Experiment 627:
My latest invention.
387
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:26,583
Is so evil, jumba can't
Even be describing how evil!
388
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,458
Ooh hoo ha ha ha!
389
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,625
Ah ha ha ha ha!
390
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,291
Not bad, jumba.
391
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:32,333
Not bad.
392
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:36,166
Uh, I mean, how
Reasonably despicable.
393
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:39,708
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!
394
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:40,708
Ahh!
395
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:43,333
And finally,
Feature presentation.
396
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,708
Epic battle of 2--
Counting them, please--
397
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:50,708
Evil dr. Jumba jookiba
Experiments!
398
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:52,708
Let's watch, shall we?
399
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,583
[icy wind blowing]
400
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,708
[fire crackling]
401
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,875
Ha ha ha ha!
402
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:01,625
Ah ha!
403
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,583
Hee hee hee!
404
00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,625
What?
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405
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,291
Rarrr!
406
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:14,083
Very well, jumba,
I've seen enough.
407
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:17,291
By the power vested
In me by ego,
408
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:18,708
I hereby
Extend your...
409
00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:20,000
[screen crackling]
[meow]
410
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,875
What is that?
411
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,875
[sirens]
[cat meowing]
412
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,250
Where's kitty?
413
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:27,875
[meow]
414
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:30,291
Lilo: I've never
See him before.
415
00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:32,625
Pleakley:
What's he doing?
416
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,583
Hey! Don't go in there!
417
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:38,500
Mortalgax: it had better
Be something evil!
418
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,583
[coughing]
419
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,583
[meow]
420
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:42,500
Oh, no!
421
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,125
Mortalgax: he's saving
A kitty-cat?
422
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:52,583
Oh, heh! Must be picking up
Live satellite feed.
423
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:56,000
Hey, will be turning
Off now. Oh ho ho...
424
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,708
Let it play.
425
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:01,583
[mew]
426
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:06,291
Kitty! You're ok!
Ohh!
427
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,833
[cheering]
428
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,583
Well, jumba,
I think it's clear
429
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:29,458
That you do not belong
In the evil geniuses
Organization!
430
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,708
Good day.
431
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:34,583
Maybe we should start
Our own club.
432
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:37,708
And so,
As newly elected president
433
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:42,083
Of the association
Of alien rejects,
Reformed geniuses,
434
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,458
And girls from hawaii,
435
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,291
Or "Arrggh!"
436
00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:51,250
I hereby pronounce this
Strawberry pie day!
437
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:54,875
Does club allow
Almost-reformed
Evil geniuses?
438
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:57,875
Sure. 'cause now
We've got ace around
439
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:00,708
To balance out
Your evil!
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