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Tookie bah waba!
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Hao!
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Iki bah bah.
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Ha ha ha.
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Maka maka.
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Heh heh ha ha ha!
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Ah heh heh heh
Heh heh heh heh!
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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Ooocha!
Chi-ka!
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♪ miki miki coconut ♪
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Tookie bah waba!
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Ah heh heh heh heh!
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Bye!
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Lilo: dear uncle joe,
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aloha and mahalo
For the red dress.
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I've worn it every day
For the last 3 years.
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Love, lilo.
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P.S. Sorry it took me
So long to write.
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I was busy
Saving the galaxy.
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[slurp]
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Hmm.
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Ugh.
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Hey, lilo.
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How are the thank you
Notes coming?
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I'm writing 'em.
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Can stitch and I play
Zombie slayer 4 now?
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Sorry, lilo. You know
It's chore day,
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And your chore is
Catch up on 3 years
Of thank you notes.
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And didn't you
Beat that game anyway?
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Yeah.
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Hey! Would downloading
A new game
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Count as a chore?
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Not unless you find a game
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Called zombie thank you note
Writer 4.
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Ha ha.
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[slurp]
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Yuck!
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I wish someone
Would invent
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Ice cream-flavored
Glue.
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Ava soha. Blech!
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Or maybe envelopes
That lick themselves shut.
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You might as well
Wish for peace in
Eastern florgaborg.
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Where are you going
To find a scientific
Genius
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To invent a crazy
Gadget like that?
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Both: jumba!
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Lilo: jumba?
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What? What do you wanting?
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I'm very busy.
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Can you invent
An automatic
Stamp stamper
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And envelope
Enveloper?
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Of course!
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But first must install
Plasma reflecting roof tiles,
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In case of attack
By galactic cruisers.
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Talk about chore.
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But I don't think
Galactic cruisers
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Are going to attack
Today.
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That's what they said
On umbilicus flaxus.
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Then one day, whoomph!
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Pretty please?
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With sprinkles
On top?
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Oy! I'm sucker for
Imaginary dessert toppings.
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Ok!
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[cock-a-doodle do]
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Ta-da!
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Can lick envelopes
And stamps 5.9 times
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Faster than
Human being and...
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Never dries out.
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[beeps]
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I call it invention
Number 41372.
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Is catchy, yes?
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I'm gonna call it
The lick-o-matic.
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Wow! I can't believe
You did this in one hour.
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No, I did this
In only 15 minutes.
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I did this in one hour.
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Please to following me,
Please.
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[gasps]
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Envelope-licking machine
Was so easy,
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I automated entire house.
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Robotic shelf alphabetizes
Books by author.
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Mechanical sofa is
Completely stain proof
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And guaranteed fluffy.
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Windows not only
Wash themselves...
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They lock out burglars,
Stray kitties
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And dinner-time
Sales persons.
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We'll never have
To do chores again?
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Nah. Computer brain
Does work for us.
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Come. I show you.
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This is nerve center
Of whole house.
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Computer commands house
To operate electronically.
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What'sa fa--
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Aah!
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[spraying]
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System is totally
Self-sufficient.
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Requires no input
From users.
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So it's disaster-proof?
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Even better.
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It's pleakley proof.
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Pleakley: I heard that!
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Now all will have free time
To do whatever they're
Pleasing to do.
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Ohh!
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What I am pleasing is
Some zombie slayer 4!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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To the rooftop dome,
Fellow zombie slayer!
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Goo badja!
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Goo badja!
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There you go, slugger.
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Whoa!
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All: hey!
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Fascinating.
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Ow!
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Oh!
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Heh heh heh ha ha!
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[ding]
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Ahh!
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Ahh!
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Golden brown perfection.
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Umph! Hey!
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Who did that?
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Could it be...
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A haunted turkey?!
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Let us go shred water waves
Like cheese for pizza topping.
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Ha ha.
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Are you sure we can
Just leave the house
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In charge of itself?
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Is perfectly safe.
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No invention of mine
Has ever malfunctioned.
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Ever!
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Eh...Much.
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Game: you win again.
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[yawns]
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Nobody panic.
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Is rational explanation
Somewhere.
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Don't worry!
I can explain everything.
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Haunted turkey.
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We do believe
In haunted turkeys, right?
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Jumba, what's going on?
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Is probably a glitch
In reactor.
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Please to remain here.
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223?
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Hello, experiment 223.
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I know I designed you
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To turn technology
Against its owner,
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But this is jumba here,
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Your old creator pal, eh?
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Heh heh heh ha ha!
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[gasps]
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Must warn others.
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223, open door.
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Very good.
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Heh heh heh ha ah!
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Stay here. I'm gonna
Look for jumba.
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Jumba?
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[crash]
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Aah!
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Jumba?
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Are you up there?
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Aah!
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Heh heh heh ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Nani's been gone
Way too long.
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This is just like
In zombie slayer 4,
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Where the innocent villagers
Get picked off
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One-by-one.
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Picked off?
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What do you mean
Picked off?
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I don't want to be picked
Or off.
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Relax. I know how
This game is played.
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We'll be fine as long as
We stick together.
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Come on.
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No, no. Not with
That poultrygeist
Out there.
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I'm staying here
So nothing bad can happen--
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Pleakley?
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Pleakely?
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Pleakley?
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Where are you?
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223: heh heh heh ha ha!
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Who's out there?
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[gasps]
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Aah! Aah!
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Both: aah!
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Look.
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If this is a game,
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We advanced into
A whole new level.
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Aah!
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Ha!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Stitch!
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Oh! No!
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Ah-ga!
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Stitch, help!
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Unhh-unhh-unhhh!
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No!
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Aah!
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Unh!
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The whole house
Has gone crazy!
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Heh heh heh ha ha ha!
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Stitch, that's
One of your cousins.
221
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He's inside
The computer system.
222
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We can't let him
Take over the house.
223
00:09:54,416 --> 00:09:57,833
We've got to beat him
At his own game.
224
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Game?
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00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,291
Hey.
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00:10:00,291 --> 00:10:03,708
Are you thinking
What I'm thinking?
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227
00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:05,708
Oh, yeah.
228
00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:11,125
Heh heh heh ha ha!
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00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:13,583
Ha ha ha ha!
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00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:15,000
Heh heh heh ha ha!
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We've got you now,
Glitch.
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Game over.
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00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:35,416
Aah!
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00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,458
Gather about.
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00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,500
You know,
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I could build robot butlers
To clean mess so that--
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All: no!
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Oh. All right.
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We can do it by hand,
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Thank you very much.
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[game making noises]
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Wow! This game is hard.
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Lilo, enough
Zombie slayer 4.
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It's chore time.
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00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,333
I'm not playing
Zombie slayer 4.
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I'm playing against glitch.
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I think I found
His one true place.
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And that is my chore.
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Aw, no fair.
250
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,250
I got distracted.
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Heh heh heh ha ha ha!
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00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:23,500
Ok. Best 2 out of 3?
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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You got to know feebie.
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00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:29,875
You got to know feebie!
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00:11:34,291 --> 00:11:36,250
[cock-a-doodle do]
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[breathing heavily]
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Pleakley, ae you sure
This is going to help?
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Jumba: I tried to warn him.
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Rapid movement of body
Makes breathing heavy
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And skin to become wet.
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They don't call it
A tournament for nothin'.
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Hyah!
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00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:58,333
But it's a tournament
For toppling dominoes.
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It's the international
Tournament of toppling.
266
00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:04,375
And this year,
The kokaua toppling titans
267
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,416
Are going to take it!
Shew!
268
00:12:06,416 --> 00:12:10,291
The world record is held
By the dutch domino dominators.
269
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:11,375
200,008!
270
00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:13,958
We never even got 'em
To 200,000 before.
271
00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:16,625
And don't even talk to me
About the 8!
272
00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:18,875
[dominoes clacking]
273
00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:20,583
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
274
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:21,875
That isn't funny!
275
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,458
Do you realize every team
I played on has lost?
276
00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:27,000
And according to my
Earth research,
277
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,250
Being a loser is bad.
278
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,708
The kokaua dart devils
Came in eight place.
279
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,458
The kokaua paddle ball
Queens came in fourth.
280
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:39,375
And the kokaua bowling brahmins
Have never won anything.
281
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,083
Ever!
282
00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:41,708
I have to win this one.
283
00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:45,333
Have to! Have to! Have to!
284
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,416
I hope the discovery
Of this pod pleases you, sir.
285
00:12:57,416 --> 00:13:03,291
That would be a switch,
You unpleasing person
Who does not please me.
286
00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:04,208
Ooh!
287
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:05,500
Ohhhh!
288
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,750
Experiment 600!
289
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:10,500
Perhaps a prototype
Of 626.
290
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,833
My records indicate he has
All the strength and powers
291
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:16,458
Of the blue trog
Here on earth.
292
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:17,458
Excellent!
293
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,250
I think this
Experiment collection
294
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:24,000
Brings me one step closer
To breaking free of this
Bad-smelling prison!
295
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,583
Then I shall overthrow
The galactic council,
296
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:30,458
Then rule the galaxy
And...
297
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:34,375
Take a vacation!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
298
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:36,583
Ha! I'm going away!
Ha ha ha!
299
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,875
Guard: everything
Ok in there?
300
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:43,875
I'm fine. I mean, hey,
It's prison, but I'm fine!
301
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,250
Haka naka tabanga!
302
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,458
Computer voice:
Encrypted voice match
Complete.
303
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:51,875
Now, my army of evil,
304
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:56,208
Watch as I release
Another of your ranks
305
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:59,291
From its dehydrated form.
306
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:04,583
Be free! Ha ha ha ha!
307
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,125
Hee hee!
308
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,500
Ayiee--woops!
309
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,708
[thud]
310
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:17,958
Gently now, my savagely
Evil monstrosity.
311
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,416
Ooh--woops!
312
00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:21,458
Aah! What is wrong
With this creature?!
313
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:25,291
Perhaps a side effect
Of the interplanetary
Transportation?
314
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:30,000
Stop. Stop at this moment
That I am saying stop!
315
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,208
Woops!
316
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,250
Ow! Ee! Aah! Ow!
317
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,458
Guard: we're coming in!
318
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:38,583
You can't lock me up!
319
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:42,500
What is going on
In here?
320
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:47,500
Just serving my
Well-deserved prison
Sentence.
321
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,500
Ha ha ha.
322
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,875
[machine noises]
323
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,625
Sir, I don't understand.
324
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:56,583
What part do you
Not understand
325
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:59,458
When I say there's
Been a change of plans
326
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:01,250
And quit being so irritating?!
327
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,833
All this time I've been
Transporting them to you.
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328
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:07,875
I have had a near-miss
With this leathery lizard
Person guard
329
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:13,125
Thanks to that ridiculously
Clumsy clumsy experiment!
330
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,583
Well, what am I
Supposed to do with them?
331
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:18,625
Well, keep them
Until I tell you
To no longer keep them.
332
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:21,083
And get rid of that new one.
333
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:24,125
He is giving me a headache!
334
00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:29,458
Woops-ooh-ohh!
335
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:33,833
Yes! I am outta here!
336
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:35,583
Unh, blitsnak.
337
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:37,291
Good riddance, I say.
338
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:40,625
That nose is almost
As annoying as
This goofball.
339
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:44,125
So, uh, what are you
Going to do with him?
340
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,166
[snuck]
341
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:49,458
I have a little
Present for you.
342
00:15:57,375 --> 00:16:01,125
You're just giving us
An experiment?
343
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:04,583
What evil thing
Does he do?
344
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,458
Steal purple paint?
345
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:08,875
Turn people
Into chocolate bunnies?
346
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,708
He's just a little clumsy.
347
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,500
He stomped all over
My azaleas.
348
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,583
He broke my blaster.
349
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,000
He's driving me crazy!
350
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,750
All he can say for himself
Is woops, woops,
Woops, woops.
351
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,625
You're the one who always
Wants these abominations.
352
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,500
You take it.
353
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:27,458
Ok. How bad could he be?
354
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:30,416
Unh! Woops.
355
00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:33,208
Eeh. Ohh.
356
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,166
Woops.
357
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:36,083
I'm going to go out
On a limb here
358
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,583
And name you...Woops.
359
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,166
Ha ha ha ha.
360
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,250
Are little girl and 626
Coming to pleakley's
Domino tournament?
361
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:45,625
Sure. And woops
Can come with us.
362
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:46,583
Experiment 600?
363
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:49,500
No, no.
He is too clumsy.
364
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,875
That would be very--
365
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,000
[bell dings]
366
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,583
Intriguing idea.
367
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,750
Pleakley: 7,503...
368
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,958
7,504...
369
00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:00,583
Step aside, step aside.
370
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:03,375
Dominoes coming through.
371
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,708
7,507...
372
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,958
What's so evil
About an experiment
That's clumsy?
373
00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:12,750
Nothing. I attempt to create
Indestructible experiment
374
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,958
Who could do everything,
But instead create
375
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,708
Destructive experiment
Who can do nothing!
376
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,708
He's so close.
377
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:22,750
May we have
Absolute quiet, please?
378
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:27,333
Dominoes takes
Concentration, focus,
379
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,250
Mental clarity and--wait.
380
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,708
What number are we on?
381
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:34,458
One, 2, 3, 4...
382
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,333
Almost there, team.
383
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:03,458
Oh, no!
384
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,208
Hey, pleakley, we came
To watch you win.
385
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,708
I don't want those
Little monsters
386
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:09,958
Anywhere near my--
387
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,875
Ooh! Waa! Waa!
388
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,708
Aah!
389
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,416
Woop--
390
00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:17,833
Ra chucha!
391
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:18,875
Eh, ha ha.
392
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:20,875
You get that little
Monster out of here!
393
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,833
I cannot be on another
Losing team.
394
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:24,875
Take him away.
395
00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:26,875
Far, far away
And lock him up
396
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:29,875
And put away the key
Until this tournament's
Over!
397
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,416
Don't worry,
We'll keep him safe.
398
00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:34,458
Come on, woops.
399
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,458
Sorry, woops.
400
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:40,833
It's just
For a little while.
401
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,083
[snoring]
402
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,875
Ah-choo!
403
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,500
Woops!
404
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,583
Yeow! Woops!
405
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:59,500
Ooh! Aah! Oh! Woops!
406
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:05,708
Crowd: 200,007...
407
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:07,708
200,008...
408
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,833
Attention, everyone!
409
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,000
Aw, brother.
410
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,583
With this single domino,
411
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:15,291
The koala toppling titans
412
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:19,458
Will overtake the record of
The dutch domino dominators,
413
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:24,708
Making us the new
International champions!
414
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:25,875
Abba lucha!
415
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,458
Oh, no. Oh, no.
416
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,000
No, no, no!
417
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
[gasping]
418
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,833
Stop! Stop!
419
00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,291
Stop!
420
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:34,458
Shi mikal!
421
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,333
Thank you, thank you,
Thank you, thank you.
422
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:39,166
[sniffing]
423
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,833
Ah-choo!
424
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,125
Woops!
425
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:54,000
Crowd: no!
426
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,833
Aah!
427
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,000
Oh, no!
428
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,250
[dominoes clacking]
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429
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,375
[meow]
430
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,958
[screech]
431
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,708
Huh?
432
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,250
Woops.
433
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:03,416
Ha ha ha.
434
00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:04,875
"Ha ha ha."
We lost.
435
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:05,958
Do you hear me?
436
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:08,583
L-o-s-t.
Did not win.
437
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:12,208
Eh, you did not beat
Other team's record,
438
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:14,333
But you beat
Your own record.
439
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,750
You made it to
200,000!
440
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:17,750
Ohh!
441
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,000
And we could've won
If it wasn't for
442
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,875
Your evil experiment
Designed to--to
443
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,708
Not be good at anything.
444
00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:27,708
Hey, pleakley, what's
Your next team sport in?
445
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:29,458
Well, the bowling
Brahmins have
446
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,583
A tournament
Coming up,
447
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:33,583
But I'm not getting
My hopes up this time.
448
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,125
No, siree!
449
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,250
Hmmm.
450
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,583
Pleakley: here you go,
Little guy.
451
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,500
Do it again.
452
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,958
Woops!
453
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:49,875
It's a perfect game!
454
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,458
The bowling brahmins
Win!
455
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:53,625
I actually
Won something!
456
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:54,500
[all cheering]
457
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,083
Woops is good
At one thing--
458
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,000
Knocking stuff over.
459
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,500
Uhh!
460
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,500
All: woops, woops,
Woops, woops!
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