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Tookie bah waba!
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Hao!
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Iki bah bah.
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Ha ha ha.
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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Ooocha!
Chi-ka!
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♪ miki miki coconut ♪
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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[pop]
[screech]
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Good hula class, keiki.
But before you go,
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It's time to start
Thinking about ideas
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For our annual
Fund raiser.
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I have one!
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Ok. What does
This island need
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More than anything?
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Less weirdos?
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Vampires!
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People love vampires.
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And they pay
Good money
For them to come
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To their luaus,
Weddings, and
Office parties.
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So we put on fangs,
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And people pay us a dollar
To chase them.
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How about this?
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A book sale.
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We all write
A superscary
Vampire book,
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And we each sell
One million copies.
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Ew! Girls, what smells?
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Oh. It's lilo's ideas.
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Ha ha!
Ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Uhhh!
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Aah!
Ohh!
Aah!
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Does anyone else
Have an idea?
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But I didn't
Get to the part
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Where we all star
In the movie version.
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How about selling
Candy bars?
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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That's
A great idea.
Good idea!
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Vampire candy bars?
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Here's a chart
With everyone on it.
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Every time you sell
A box of candy bars,
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I'll fill in
The thermometer.
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Whoever sells the most
Wins this--
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A year's supply
Of shave ice from looki's.
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A year's supply?!
A year's supply?!
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Wow!
Wow!
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I love looki's shave ice!
I love looki's
Shave ice!
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I'm gonna win!
I'm gonna win!
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How...By scaring
People?
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Stitch and I
Are gonna sell
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More candy bars
Than you or anybody!
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No way. My mom
Sells real estate.
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So I'm
A natural-born
Salesperson.
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Well, my sister
Says I don't know
When to quit.
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I'm going to win!
I'm going to win!
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[sniffing]
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Oooh!
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Ooohh!
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Yum.
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I don't know how
You can sleep at night
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Knowing that
In the morning
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You will pulverize
The flesh of a living thing
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And drink the fluids.
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It's just
Pineapple juice.
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Oh, and I suppose
When you squeeze
An orange,
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That's...
Just orange juice.
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I just have to
Beat myrtle.
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Lilo, we do fund raisers
To help the community.
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That's the rewarding part.
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No. The rewarding part
Is conquering your enemies
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Until they beg you
To be their friend.
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You make raising funds
Sound very evil.
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I must contribute.
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All this selling objects
For money is fascinating.
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On my planet,
There's no such thing
As money.
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Wow, that sounds great.
How does it work?
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Oh, it doesn't.
That's why folks
On my planet
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Generally
Don't wear pants.
No money.
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[loud grinding]
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Spuh-ka.
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Glug glug glug glug.
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Rrhh!
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Needs more toast.
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Come on, stitch.
We've got candy bars
To sell.
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[explosions
And popping]
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He juiced
The toaster
Again.
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[doorbell chimes]
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Nah. Chocolate
Gives me the burps.
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Aaahh!
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Grrr! Rahrr! Grrr!
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Amas ta'ya!
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Unhh! Uhhhh-yah!
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Raahh! Raahh! Raahh!
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[guns motor]
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[tires screeching]
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[cat meows]
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Uh, sorry. Now,
If you were selling
Vampire novels...
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Aooorrr!
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You don't want to buy
A candy bar from a looser,
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And I don't
Blame you.
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Tsk tsk, little lady.
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Never walk away
From a customer.
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Be proud
Of your
Product.
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It's just candy bars.
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"Just candy bars"?
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Was the louisiana
Purchase
Just louisiana?
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Look, I usually
Only do this
For friends,
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But you, my friend,
Need some pointers.
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Your cost? Just one dime
For every dollar you sell.
Deal?
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Who are you?
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My card.
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"Evil genius experiment
Number 020.
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Primary function:
Salesman."
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Arrhh. Oh!
Cousin!
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Yes, sir,
One of jumba's best.
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He always hated
The business end
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Of the evil genius gig.
So he designed me--
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Programmed to sell
Anything to anyone.
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A piece of code he
Obviously left out
Of you, pal.
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Wow!
Hee hee hee!
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You gotta learn
Your 4 ps:
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Product, pitch,
Persistence,
And payment.
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Memorize it,
Exercise it.
Huh?
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Ooh! A customer.
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The little lady,
Blue dog, and myself
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Have a supply
Of exquisite
$5.00 candy bars
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That shall melt
In mere hours.
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If you
Could take them
Home for us,
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I would ask
Only $2.00 each.
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I'm practically
Givin' them to you.
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Wow! He's slick!
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Yeah. Sliff.
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[doorbell chimes]
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I thought I told you
Yesterday. Chocolate
Gives me the burps.
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Do you drink
Yesterday's milk?
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Use yesterday's
Toothpaste?
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These are the chocolates
Of tomorrow, madam.
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Don't turn your back
On tomorrow.
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Well, I...Guess
If you put it that way...
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[loud burp]
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Cool!
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You will not only get
The miracle sponges
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and the cordless
Baseball cap,
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But free
With your order--
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Chocolate bars!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
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[excited indistinct chatter]
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The halikaiia ulu
Is a dream factory
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For tomorrow's
Hula stars.
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If that's not
Worth $6.00,
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I'm in the wrong
Business.
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Don't crush
A little girl's
Dreams.
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Baaho.
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Hmm...
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Say, jumba, you know,
I'd like to sell
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Some of this equipment
For you.
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Yeah, I'm betting
You would.
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I built him
To sell experiments.
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Instead,
He sells laboratory.
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Slick helped me
Sell 2 whole boxes
This morning.
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Be careful.
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Once 020
Starts selling,
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He does not
Start stopping.
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Once sold
Jumba's wife
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For 10 guilder
Credits.
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That is evil!
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But smart.
She was only worth 5.
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Lilo: more candy bars!
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You're doing great, lilo.
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What can I say?
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I'm a natural-born
Salesperson.
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Agata!
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Uh dah ka pa
Turtel.
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Stitch, I'm really
Going to win this time!
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Hey, slick, come on.
Le--
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Slick?
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Uh-oh.
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Slick?!
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It's been, like,
2 hours now.
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00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:51,625
Hey...Those look like
Nani's date night
Earrings.
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And...Isn't that
Pleakley's robe?
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And that's jumba's thing
That nani won't let him
Use in the house!
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00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,583
Where are we going
To find batteries
For this?
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00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:07,333
Uhh! Ohh!
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00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:12,208
Lilo: scrump?!
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00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,208
What is slick doing?!
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00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:22,500
Selling everything
In our house?
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00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:26,708
Lilo...Why
Do I just know
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You had something
To do with this?
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00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:35,833
Get up! Is this
What I pay you for?!
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What do I pay you for?
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Get up, get up, get up!
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I told you,
I have a cold.
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Eeehhh...
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Eeehhh...
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Ah-choo!
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[crash]
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I cannot pay you
Many hundreds
Of my valuable dollars
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To lay around
Like a lounging lounger!
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Wow! What a fever!
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00:09:57,375 --> 00:10:00,625
Hey, hammy,
We're gonna need
Some tartar sauce.
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00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:02,750
Fish stick here
Is burnin' up.
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00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:03,958
Unacceptable!
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If you do not send me
One experiment today,
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I will come
To harangue you
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Every hour on the hour
Until you do!
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625, see if you can find
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Any of your trog
Brethren. Ohhh...
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00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:23,000
Oh, and...Can you make me
A chicken soup sandwich?
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The furniture!
My cds!
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00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:29,291
The painting
Auntie penny made
Of uncle okey!
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It didn't look
Like him at all.
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Lilo!
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00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,708
I could've done better
With macaroni and glue.
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It's not funny!
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00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:37,875
I'm being honest.
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I warned you.
020 can sell anything
To anybody.
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I'm speechless!
I mean, I wish
I was speechless
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Because I just don't
Know what to say.
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And I'm still
Talking! Ohhhh!
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00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:50,750
Don't be such
A gloomy gus,
Nani.
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He made us
All this money!
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It was fascinating.
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00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:55,000
I even took notes
Of each item sold
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To whom
And for how much.
A porcelain dish...
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00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:00,458
Oh! Grandma's dish?
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00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:02,000
A collection
Of seashells...
248
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,291
My seashells!
249
00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:05,500
A photograph
Of an odd-looking girl
In braces...
250
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:08,416
My eighth grade picture!
251
00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:10,708
Baki tucka!
252
00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:13,416
We can get
Our stuff back.
253
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,000
I think the only thing
He didn't sell was
My marie antoinette wig.
254
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,625
No, he sold that,
Too.
255
00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:21,250
But...You can have back.
256
00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:23,375
Is making shoulders
Look too big.
257
00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:25,625
If the king of sweden
Himself had asked me
258
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:28,583
To find a new home
For his personal
Snorkel mask,
259
00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:30,625
I would not
Stand here today
260
00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:33,583
And waste
Your precious time.
261
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,625
You have my card.
262
00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:43,583
Normally at this point,
We put you
In a capture container.
263
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:47,083
But since you've sold
All the caption
Containers...
264
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:49,000
For a fair price,
Milady.
265
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,291
Pleakley is going
To watch you
266
00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:51,708
Till we can buy back
All our stuff.
267
00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:55,583
Don't worry.
He won't sell anything
On my watch.
268
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:59,708
Of course, there's...
Nothing left to sell.
269
00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,625
[as elvis]
I thank you
Very much.
270
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:06,250
Uhh!
271
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:06,958
Ohh!
272
00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:09,250
Ohhh...Uhh...Uh...
273
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,583
Uh...Wh---whoa!
274
00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,625
Well, if it isn't
The little redheaded girl
275
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,625
We love to dislike
Intensely.
276
00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:24,875
Lilo's not in.
You'll have to be mean
To someone else.
277
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,000
Hello, weird-lo's
Weird aunt.
278
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,083
I wanted to talk
To him.
279
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:32,000
Oh, I don't think so.
Bye, now.
280
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,708
Now, now.
Never turn away
A customer.
281
00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:37,000
I need you
To help me
Sell candy bars.
282
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,625
And I need you
To stay right here!
283
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:43,416
And...And...
I need it very badly!
284
00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:45,166
Ah. Demand for me
Is high.
285
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:48,625
That makes what
We salesmen call
A seller's market.
286
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,500
Only thing is,
The supply of me
Is low,
287
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,375
And I cain't
Satisfy you both,
So...
288
00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:56,750
What is my first bid
On this fine salesman's
Services?
289
00:12:56,750 --> 00:13:00,083
Do I hear $1.00?
$1.00, $1.00,
$1.00...
290
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,000
$1.00.
291
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,416
I hear $1.00.
Do I hear 2? $2.00?
292
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,958
$2.00 for this fine
Salesman's services.
$2.00.
293
00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:08,500
Fine! I'll
Give you $2.00!
294
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:12,875
$2.00. Lookin'
For 3. Ah, $3.00.
295
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,375
Wait. What about
My $2.00?
296
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:16,291
$3.00!
297
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:17,708
$3.00. Do I hear 4?
298
00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:19,458
$3.00 goin' once...
Twice...
299
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,708
Wait. You can't
Keep changing
The price like that.
300
00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:25,208
Sold to the little
Redhead for $3.00.
301
00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:26,000
Pflbtt!
302
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,333
Wait! Are
All sales final?
303
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,458
I want to speak
To customers service!
304
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:33,125
You're being
Very understanding.
305
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:34,708
Right. Gulp!
306
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:37,708
Very, very
Understanding.
307
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:42,958
Ok. I've got the trophy,
And you've got
Everything else. Right?
308
00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:44,208
Unhh! Bakh ta bah!
309
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:48,416
There. Everything
Back in its
One true place.
310
00:13:48,416 --> 00:13:50,083
Boy, you are
Amazing...
311
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,875
Amazing,
Amazing.
Heh heh.
312
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,333
Well, better
Leave now.
313
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,250
Better
Run along.
314
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,958
Salesmen
Never sleep,
You know.
315
00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:57,333
Hey...
316
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,250
Where is slick?
317
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,708
Uh...Slick who?
Where'd he go?
318
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,625
Oh, you mean
The little monster.
319
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:06,458
He, uh...Ran away!
320
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:09,000
I mean...To get
Some exercise.
321
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000
I mean...
322
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,583
Oh, I'm not
Fooling anyone.
323
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:15,000
He did his auction
Thingy, and now
He's with myrtle.
324
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,500
Myrtle?!
325
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:19,375
[gasps] Oh, no!
326
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,875
Look how far ahead
Myrtle got!
327
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:23,166
Hello, weird-lo.
328
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:26,500
I believe
You already know
My new partner.
329
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,708
Cousin! Grrr!
330
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:29,583
You stole slick!
331
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,875
I bought him
Fair and square.
332
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,458
I got a receipt.
333
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,958
Let's go,
Partner.
334
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,250
See ya, cuz.
335
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:41,708
Hey!
336
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:43,625
Hey!
337
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:56,583
He's not here!
338
00:14:56,583 --> 00:15:00,166
We're here because
Of the terrible bees.
339
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,708
I said he's not
Here, so go away!
340
00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:05,333
Where'd he go?
It's our turn to
Steal him back again!
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341
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,583
I sold him...
To a weird little guy
342
00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:09,458
Who looks like
A teddy bear...
343
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:12,000
But smells
Like bologna.
344
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,875
625!
345
00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:13,875
Darn sure!
346
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,125
Ah, yes. When
The big guy wakes up,
347
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:18,625
He's gonna be
Real happy to meet you.
348
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:21,083
Nice place
You got here.
Real nice.
349
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:24,958
Ahh, I'm not crazy
About my roommate,
But, hey, it's free.
350
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,583
Sandwich?
351
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,208
Get up!
352
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,875
Get up, you
Sickness-faking faker!
353
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:34,708
Get up!!
354
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,000
[growling hoarsely]
355
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,083
3:00. Time
For another haranguing.
356
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,583
Don't you plasma-blast
At me,
357
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:46,000
You oversize excuse
For a not so--
358
00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:47,833
[shattering]
359
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:51,000
Ohhh...Will
This cold never end?
360
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,583
Hey, gee,
You're up!
361
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,208
Listen, I got
Good news and bad.
362
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:57,375
Unless you've brought me
An experiment I can send
Hamsterviel--
363
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,250
Not brought. Bought.
364
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,583
That's the good news.
But then I got playing cards,
And I fell asleep, and--
365
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:05,125
Where is he?
He's in the galley. But--
366
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:07,083
Uh, pardon me.
367
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,708
Could you help move this?
368
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,500
Aah. A much better view.
369
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,958
Why, yes,
That really opens up
The spa--wait a minute!
370
00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:19,625
What is this?
Who are you?
371
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:22,583
I'm the new owner
Of this beautiful house.
372
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:25,708
What are you,
The handyman?
What?
373
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,458
Pool cleaner?
No!
374
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,458
Cable guy.
625!
375
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,875
Yeah. You see,
This experiment I got
376
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:35,250
Is really good
At selling stuff.
377
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,708
And he sold
My ship?!
378
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,583
Yeah. Remember I mentioned
Some bad news?
379
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,958
Do not fret, sir.
For you, I got
A real deal
380
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:46,083
On a sunny cottage
Overlookin'
The ocean--
381
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,083
I've got
A better deal.
382
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:50,000
I set you up
In a nice,
Tidy cage...
383
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,333
No charge.
384
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,750
Now, you just
Wait a minute.
385
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,875
I have a contract.
386
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:56,625
Get out!
Ahh...
387
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,166
Shower's too big, anyway.
388
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:02,500
Turn it around, boys.
We're movin' back
To the old place.
389
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,458
Mughuta!
390
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:05,583
Put him down,
Gantu.
391
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,208
The trog and
The little girl...
392
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:10,583
Cleverly disguised
As movers!
393
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,291
Arrooww!
394
00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:21,000
Arrooww!
Unhh!
395
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,416
Just...Give it to me!
396
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,333
I'm not feeling well.
397
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,875
It's been real,
And it's been fun.
398
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,833
But it ain't been
Real fun.
399
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,708
Slick! Wait!
400
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:37,625
This will teach you
To mess with me when
I'm not feeling well.
401
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:38,583
[click]
402
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:41,083
Ah, blitsnak.
Yeah. One second.
403
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,000
Ohhh...
404
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,958
No batteries.
405
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,875
What happened
To my batteries?!
406
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,125
4 double as.
407
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:48,583
Advanced
Alien technology.
Lifetime guarantee.
408
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:52,708
Come on, stitch!
The fund-raising drive
Is almost over!
409
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:53,708
But...Cousin.
410
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:58,083
We'll have to
Find him later.
Hurry!
411
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,500
Little girl says
You are fund-raising.
412
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,708
I wish to contribute
Item of value.
413
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:08,083
Highly unstable
Gelatinized rocket fuel.
414
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:10,166
Sell this
Instead of chocolate.
415
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,083
Is making millions.
416
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,583
Um...Thank you.
417
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,000
It looks
Good enough
To eat.
418
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,625
But take it
From me--
Uh-uh.
419
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,708
Am I too late?
I need 3 more boxes
420
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:20,583
To sell, please.
421
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,875
But, lilo,
The contest
Is over.
422
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:24,708
Ohh! Over?
423
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,958
Did...Did I win?
424
00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:29,875
I don't think so.
425
00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:34,625
This is the money
I got from that little
Sandwich-eating guy.
426
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,250
You mean when
You sold slick!
427
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:41,333
I sold the mostest...
Which means I win
And you don't.
428
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,416
So, do I get
The grand prize
Now,
429
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:45,166
Or is there
An awards banquet?
430
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:48,208
I am thinking
No banquets.
431
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:51,000
What is that?
A gerbil?
432
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,166
Lilo: it's hamsters!
433
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,083
Myrtle: what?!
434
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:54,833
I'm having bad news
For you,
435
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,583
Unpleasant
Redheaded girl.
436
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,875
These are
Hamsterviel dollars.
437
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:02,291
May become valuable
If and when hamsterviel
Escapes prison
438
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:07,500
And dominates universe,
But for now, heh!
Is good for nothing.
439
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,291
[money crinkling]
440
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:10,375
Ta-ta!
441
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,458
If we don't count
Myrtle's gerbil money,
442
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,875
Then the contest
Is a tie.
443
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:17,625
Hey...Looks like
Someone didn't sell
Their whole box.
444
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,000
We each
Take one.
445
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,625
First sale wins.
446
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,625
On the count of 3.
447
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:38,708
1...
448
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:40,458
2...
3!
449
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:41,958
Sell!
450
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:44,625
Let me in!
Buy my candy!
451
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:47,625
How's a gift
For your wife sound?
452
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:50,708
So! You thought
You could get away.
453
00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:53,250
One moment. Ah-choo!
454
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,625
Uhh! Use
A tissue!
455
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:58,166
Guess who always keeps
Spare batteries on hand.
456
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:02,500
Put him down,
You big, germy
Dummy!
457
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,500
Or what?
458
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,625
Or I'll...Poke you
With my candy bar!
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459
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:07,583
A lot!
460
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,583
[sniffing]
461
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,166
Did you...Is that...
462
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:10,875
[sniffing]
463
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,250
Where did you
Find that?
464
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:15,750
Is that a solid bar
Of purified choculum
Candizite?
465
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,500
Uh, it's just
A chocolate bar.
466
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,875
It is! I'd recognize
The smell anywhere!
467
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,333
Choculum candizite
Is the most
Concentrated
468
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,291
Health nutrient
In the known galaxy.
469
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,458
Boy,
Am I craving
Something sweet.
470
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,583
A customer! He's mine.
471
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:31,708
I saw him first!
472
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,083
Wait. I must have
Your choculum candizite.
473
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:38,583
Just one lick
Could cure my cold
For a year.
474
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,875
Stitch!
Give it back!
475
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,166
Laga--for cousin.
476
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:49,958
I'll make a trade.
We'll call it even.
477
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,500
[sighs] Deal.
478
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,250
Hmm.
479
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:03,708
Thanks for helping us
Raise so much money, lilo.
480
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:06,458
You really helped
The community.
481
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:08,625
Maybe you'll win
The contest next year.
482
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:09,708
It's ok myrtle won.
483
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:12,416
It's for a good cause.
But from now on,
484
00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:14,291
I don't think we'll need
To sell candy bars.
485
00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:17,875
But we have to do
something for a fund raiser.
486
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,000
This is slick.
487
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,583
He's really good
At sellin' stuff.
488
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:24,583
Maybe you could let him
Raise money for you
From now on.
489
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,000
You'd still get
To sell stuff.
490
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,750
It'd just be for charity
Instead of profit.
491
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,083
That's cool. Right?
492
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,583
Hey, when
Your customers
Are your friends,
493
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,583
Then everyone
Profits.
494
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:39,625
You sure you want
Another one,
Myrtle?
495
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:40,458
Yes!
496
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:41,958
But you've had
17 already.
497
00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:43,583
I won a year's
Supply. No limit.
498
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:47,166
I'm gonna eat
More shave ice
Than anybody ever,
499
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,625
Even if it
Makes me...
500
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,583
Ohhh...Sick.
501
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,000
[burps,
Stomach gurgles]
502
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,458
You kids know your
Friend is a little
Too competitive.
503
00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:58,125
Right?
504
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:01,375
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
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