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Tookie bah waba!
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Hao!
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Iki bah bah.
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Ha ha ha.
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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Ooocha!
Chi-ka!
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♪ miki miki coconut ♪
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Man: oh, forget it.
I always have bad luck
On this course.
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Let's go.
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Computer:
Experiment 113 activated.
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Primary function:
Negative event generator.
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Sounds like this one
Makes bad luck.
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Bad luck, eh?
Ha ha ha!
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I smell
A big bonus.
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Yes, you do smell,
Gantu,
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But not a big bonus!
A bad luck experiment?
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Ha! You are about as funny
As you are useful,
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Which is not at all.
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Don't be a waster
Of my time,
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You time-wasting
Waster!
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But, sir,
I thought you wanted
All the experiments--
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[mimicking]
"But, sir, I thought--"
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Blaah! I'm sick of
Your attitude,
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You squinty-eyed
Trout face!
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Only contact me
If you find something
Truly destructive!
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Urrgghh!
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Whoa, whoa.
Wait a second.
Look at this.
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Quiet! I do not
Want to hear anything
More about 113.
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But--
But nothing!
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Go make a sandwich.
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Well, gee, you don't have
To be jerk about it.
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Yeah? What are you gonna
Do about it, trog?
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Look, I'm trying
To tell you--
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I'm not listening!
Nah-nah nah-nah nah nah.
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Ok. Have it your way...
Trout face.
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Oh, no!
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I just put batteries
In that clock.
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How come it's slow?
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It's not slow.
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Stitch set it
For planet turo time.
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They're 438 hours
Behind.
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I can't be late
For work again!
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I'll--I'll just tell
Them my car broke down.
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[engine sputtering]
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What next?!
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[telephone ringing]
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I'm so sorry,
Mr. Jamieson, but--
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Wait. You're who?
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My car? I owe how much?!
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But I sent my payment!
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Repossess my car?!
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Ugh! Guess I'm walking
To work...Forever!
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Lilo, I'll help you
Later with that
Homework.
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Uh...
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That's not homework.
That's bills.
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More bills? What?
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The car payment?
But I mailed this.
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The postage changed.
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Oh, I hate when
They raise it one cent.
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I can barely make
Ends meet as it is.
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I gotta go.
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Poor, nani.
There's got to be some way
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We can help make
Those bills go away.
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Besides eating them.
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Blah!
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Aloha, myrtle.
We need more rain.
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So I'm taking
Pudge his special
Thursday sandwich.
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Keep walking,
Weirdlo.
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You're gonna scare
People away from
My house.
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your house?
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What did I just say?
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But you already have
A house down there.
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We have 5 houses.
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They're beds
And breafastses.
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What about
Lunch and dinner?
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We wouldn't make
Any money
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If we gave
Lunches and dinners.
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Money?
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Mom says tourists
Pay big bucks
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To stay in smelly
Old run-down houses
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And eat
Stinky mangoes.
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Hmm.
Come on, stitch.
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Free-e.
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You want to do what
With our smelly old
Run-down spaceship?
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Make it
A bed and breakfast.
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Ridiculous.
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Absolutely not!
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I was thinking
About calling it...
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Jumba and pleakley's
Bed and breakfast.
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I'm all for it!
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Let's get started!
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I thought you'd agree,
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So I got a few friends
To help us
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Whip the place
Into shape.
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[music playing]
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Thanks, guys.
It's perfect!
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You can stay here
Anytime.
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Except holiday weekends.
Right, pleakley?
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Pleakley?
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♪ over here ♪
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I am le host pleakley
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And this is jumba,
Le handy man.
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Why is it I'm
One who must wear
Scratchy dungarees
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And you get that
Frilly comfy thing?
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Because I'm pretty.
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Pretty annoying.
Quiet.
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Perfect.
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When are
The tourists coming?
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Any time now.
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You sure
We are bedding and
Breakfasting properly?
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Mmm...
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Hold the mop
Up more.
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Mmm! Aka tooka.
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What is it,
Stitch?
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Free-e!
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Ohh!
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Of course!
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Advertising!
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The earth custom designed
To trick the public
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Into buying things
They'll never need.
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Jumba: like your
Slipper radios?
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[music playing]
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Hey, I need them.
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Anyway, mrs. Myrtle's
Mom made fliers.
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All we do is write stuff
About our bed and breakfast,
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Then hand it out
To tourists.
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How about this
For a slogan?
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Ahem!
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Jumba and pleakley's
Bed and breakfast.
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We've got a bed,
And we serve breakfast.
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But we didn't get
Any stinky mangoes yet.
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Naga.
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Oh! Then
What about this?
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Jumbo and pleakley's
Bed and not breakfast.
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As soon as we get
Some stinky mangoes,
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They're all yours.
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What else?
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Well, we've got
A pool heated with
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An aluburnium coil,
A good 300 cockroaches...
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and ugly one-eyed maid.
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We are not
Having much luck
In this, are we?
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[car engine]
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Okauta!
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Our first customer!
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Welcome to
Jumba and pleakley's
Bed and not breakfast.
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Can I get you
A cold soda?
Extra cost.
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Warm towel?
Extra cost.
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More pillows?
Extra cost.
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Ooh! How about
A relaxing foot massage?
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Extra cost.
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Wow! This is
The nicest welcome
I ever got anywhere!
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Yeah, I'm here
To repossess the car.
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[horn honks]
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And you rubbed
His feet!
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Oh, yucky!
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Ugh. The only customer we get
And he takes the car!
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What luck!
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You mean unluck.
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[rattling]
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What is this?!
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Oh, no!
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No wonder we have such
Bad running luck.
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Be staying back!
Experiment 113--
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Designed for making
Very, very bad luck.
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[cuckoo cuckoo]
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Uh, I think.
Must make check of
Original design notes.
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All I'm remembering
Is at the exact moment
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I invented 113,
My laboratory,
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For no reason,
Go kaboom!
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When didn't
Your lab go kaboom?
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Yes, but 113 was
Especially unlucky.
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Kaboom insurance
Had just run out.
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He doesn't look so bad.
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Eesa orto taka!
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Careful, stitch!
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Ohh! [grrr]
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It's true!
It is bad luck!
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What? That could've
Just been an accident.
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Really?
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The fridge just happens
To break the same day
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I bought
The 96-count box of
Ice cream sandwiches.
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Out! Get rid of
The horrid little beastie
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Before anything else
Goes wrong!
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Hi. Is this pleakley's
Bed and, um, not breakfast?
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You better not be here
For taking another car.
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00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:20,708
Oh, no, no. Just looking
For a place to stay.
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00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:23,000
And some stinky mangoes.
Ha.
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00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,583
Right this way, mr. Reader
Of the advertisement.
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♪ keep that unlucky little
Monster away from us ♪
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We gotta hide him.
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No. Freeze!
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113 glowed
And made bleepy sound.
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No matter what we do,
No matter what path we take,
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Bad luck will happen.
[maniacal laughter]
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We must be careful.
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Put him in
A container pod.
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That way he can't cause
Any more trouble.
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That was teleporter pod.
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Anjakata.
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Where'd it send him?
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To other teleporter pod.
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Well, where's that?
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Eh, hee hee.
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You'll find the room
Very spacious.
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Check out
The closet space.
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Aah! Uh,
The bed here is, uh,
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The bed part of the bed
And not breakfast.
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Aah!
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We cater to
Severe insomniacs.
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Oh, is this
The bathroom?
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Don't go in there!
It's radioactive!
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Aah!
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[screaming]
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Don't worry.
That glow will wear off
In 2 million years.
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Give or take.
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We're gonna see if we
Can counteractivate
Your unluckiness
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With some luckiness.
Ready?
238
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:49,875
We found this.
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00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,000
It's a lucky
4-leaf clover.
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You hold it, and
We'll see what happens.
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00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:56,500
Nnh.
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00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,875
Uh, let's try this, too.
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It's a lucky
Rabbit's foot.
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Oh...
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All right, hold these.
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They're my luckiest
Lucky number.
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00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:10,583
Whoa-aah!
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[crash]
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[cat meows]
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00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,500
[crashing
Continues]
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00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:26,208
Guess that
Didn't work
Too well, huh?
252
00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:27,333
No.
253
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,500
Lilo, can I speak to you
Down here, please,
254
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,708
About a certain someone
With you?
255
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:35,000
Lilo, you do realize
That this thing is a jinx.
256
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,833
A curse.
A walking disaster zone!
257
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:41,416
He's not a thing.
He needs a name.
258
00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:44,583
A name. Oh, how about,
I don't know, unlucky?
259
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:48,750
Or mr. Unlucky?
Or unluckifier?
260
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:49,958
How about shoe?
261
00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:52,416
Because of
That horseshoe shape
On his head?
262
00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:55,875
Because he needs shoes.
He doesn't have any.
263
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,500
You're missing
My point, lilo.
264
00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,875
Get rid of it!
Out! Now! Go!
265
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,458
Lygin gegagegow.
266
00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:04,333
That's how I feel,
Too, stitch.
267
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:07,958
But I suppose this one's
Too much trouble.
268
00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:11,416
We just have to tell him
That nobody wants bad luck.
269
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,875
And that he's gonna
Have to leave.
270
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,458
Stitch:
Icky bowbow.
271
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:17,250
But we can't just
Get rid of him.
272
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,375
Because then gantu
Will get him.
273
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:22,291
We have to find a way
To turn him good.
274
00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:25,458
Ihh!
Shoe?
275
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,416
Little girl,
Good news.
276
00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:30,958
I found something
In original
Evil genius notes.
277
00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:34,083
It's too late.
Shoe heard me talking
278
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,250
And ran away.
279
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,583
Oh, but we must be
Finding him.
280
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,375
113's powers
Can be reversed.
281
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:41,583
To be exact opposite.
282
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,750
Shoe's bad luck
Can become good luck?
283
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:48,875
Yes! Simple adjusting
Of cranial horseshoe
From down to up
284
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:52,333
Equals jackpot!
Heh heh heh heh!
285
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,291
Like winning lottery
And galactic sweepstakes
286
00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:58,875
And free soda
On return visit
All at once.
287
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:01,875
Jumba, you're a genius.
288
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,500
Please.
289
00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:07,708
Good luck.
290
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:10,375
Jumba! Jumba!
I've had an advertising
Brainstorm.
291
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,875
A surefire way to
Bring in customers.
292
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:14,000
You wanna hear it?
Do ya? Do ya?
293
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,375
Do ya wanna
Hear it, do ya?
294
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,833
Not in this lifetime.
295
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,458
Fine! Don't read it.
296
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,000
But all the tourists will.
297
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,291
It's the most perfect ad
In the whole wide world.
298
00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:25,875
Everyone will
Want to stay here.
299
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:29,291
Hee hee hee hee hee!
300
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,458
Hey, my car just died.
301
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:32,708
The postage went up again?
302
00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:35,833
What's wrong with
This lolo refrigerator?
303
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,708
I just bought
Ice cream sandwiches.
304
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:41,333
We must be close.
305
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:45,291
Maka maka.
306
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:47,708
That's gotta be him.
307
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:52,833
Wow! Look at that storm.
308
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:54,458
Must be that good luck
Experiment, huh?
309
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:58,125
Good luck? I thought
The computer said
It was bad luck.
310
00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:01,625
It is, but you can
Switch it to good luck.
311
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,333
Why didn't you
Say so before?
312
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:06,291
Ha ha! Caught it
All on tape.
313
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:10,291
Gantu: quiet! I do not
Want to hear anything
More about 113.
314
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:11,208
But--
315
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:12,833
But nothing.
Go make a sandwich.
316
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,333
You can't talk to me
Like that.
317
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,125
Yeah? What are you
Gonna do about it, trog?
318
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,375
Insolent device,
Silence!
319
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:22,500
I'm not listening.
Na na-na na-na-na.
320
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:26,166
Wow! Whoever said
Fish is brain food
Never met you.
321
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:29,333
Oh, and you're buying me
A new tape recorder.
322
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:37,500
All we gotta do is turn
That horseshoe on his head
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323
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,333
The other way around.
I'll wait here.
324
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,416
Oki taka!
325
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:43,458
Don't get bad luck.
326
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:44,958
Out of my way.
327
00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:46,708
Oh, no!
328
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,958
Stitch, look out!
329
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,958
[growls]
330
00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:02,833
Ha ha!
331
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:05,416
Looks like your bad luck
Has run out.
332
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:07,583
Huh?
333
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:19,500
[squawk]
334
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:35,375
Give me that
Containment pod with
The abomination inside.
335
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,375
That's $3.00, brah.
336
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:47,583
But I only have $2.50.
337
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,458
[growling]
338
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,583
Unh! Oof!
339
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,416
No!
340
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:14,875
[snap]
341
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:17,500
[boinging]
342
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:20,083
[poink]
343
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,250
Shoota!
344
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,875
Waah!
345
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,708
Welcome to our first annual
Skeet pullers convention.
346
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:31,000
I guess that's our target.
Let 'em fly!
347
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,583
Aah!
348
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:40,500
Huh? Aah!
349
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:45,583
Waah!
350
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:50,583
Yow! Ohh...
351
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:56,291
Another victory
For the--retired--
Galactic commander!
352
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:58,958
Please don't
Let him know how
To make shoe lucky.
353
00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:05,458
Ok, little fella,
Let's see about making
Things a little luckier.
354
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,750
Rats.
355
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,208
Mr. Gantu! Lucky you!
356
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:16,250
You've just won
$1,000,000!
357
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,625
Me? But I never
Win anything!
358
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:21,125
Just sign here.
359
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:27,625
Aah! What do you want?
I am exfoliating!
360
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:30,708
Hamsterviel,
You stink and I quit!
361
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:34,208
I'm rich! I'm rich!
362
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:44,708
I'm sorry for what
I said before.
363
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:49,833
I always liked you, even
When you were bad luck.
364
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:57,625
Wow! My new ad
Did even better than
The previous one.
365
00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:01,291
All right, everyone,
Alphabetical order,
Please! Quickly--whoa!
366
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:02,708
Hey, we've been
Waiting long enough.
367
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:05,416
Your ad says you're
Giving away free gold.
368
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:08,625
Each guest gets
Their weight
In free gold!
369
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,958
Oh, that? Hee hee!
370
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:12,625
That's just
A little ad campaign
I came up with.
371
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:16,000
Silly people.
I'm not really
Giving away gold.
372
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,208
That would
Be ridiculous.
Ha ha ha!
373
00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,708
I mean, come on!
How gullible can you be?
374
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:23,958
Each guest get their weight
In free gold? Ha ha!
375
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,291
Like that's gonna happen!
376
00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,208
Boy, you earth people will
Believe anything in print.
377
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:31,833
Well, the real reward
Here is that you get
To give me money
378
00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:34,583
To stay in this lovely
Bed and not breakfast.
379
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:37,208
I'm not gonna give
You guys anything.
380
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,000
Nada! Nil! Zilch!
381
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,583
So line up,
Mr. Sucker and mrs. Patsy,
382
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,958
And make your reservation.
383
00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:47,875
Uh...I've got
Ice cream sandwiches.
384
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,583
In the freezer.
385
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:53,583
Get him!
Aaah!
386
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,375
Pleakley?
387
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,583
Hide me! They want
Gold and all I have
388
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:00,208
Are melted
Ice cream sandwiches!
389
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:04,583
This is that bad luck
Monster's work!
390
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:05,875
You brought him back?!
391
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,625
Yeah, but
Shoe's lucky now.
392
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,958
He is?
Yep!
393
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,125
Stitch fell
Into a skunk farm
And really stunk,
394
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:15,333
But then on the way home
A perfume truck broke down
395
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,750
And spilled perfume
All over him!
396
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,750
Ooh, stinky!
397
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:24,208
Well, where's
My good luck, then?
398
00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:28,000
[thunder]
399
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:30,708
Ah, forget it.
400
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:34,583
I'm going home to listen
To my slipper radios.
401
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,500
Whew, look at them go!
402
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,833
Bye-bye, misled public.
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403
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:41,375
Aw, but now
My b&b is d.O.A.!
404
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,958
What kind of good luck
Do you call that?
405
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:45,375
Ochaza!
406
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:48,708
Look! Here comes the guy with
The million-dollar checks!
407
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:53,875
Congratulations!
You've just won
A million dollars!
408
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,833
Wow!
How's that work again?
409
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,083
Not to be
Doing that!
410
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:04,375
You're under arrest
For passing phony
Giant checks.
411
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:05,416
Oh, darn.
412
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:07,583
We've been after
This crook for years.
413
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:11,458
I'll be in touch about
The reward money.
414
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:14,875
Do I want to know
How you got
This reward check?
415
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,458
Uh, probably not.
416
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:19,833
We just wanted to help you
Make ends meet.
417
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,333
Thanks, lilo.
418
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:28,833
Oh, it's all
I've ever wanted!
419
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:33,708
Repo man!
Sorry, pal.
420
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:36,333
What? But how?
421
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:40,708
Submarine sandwich,
Skipper? Ha ha ha!
422
00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:42,833
Mission accomplished!
423
00:21:42,833 --> 00:21:49,250
Now to put you in
The one perfect place
That really needs you.
424
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:58,375
Hole in one!
That's more like it!
425
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:01,208
We're playing here
All the time!
426
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,208
[cheering]
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