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Tookie bah waba!
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Hao!
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Iki bah bah.
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Ha ha ha.
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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Ooocha!
Chi-ka!
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♪ miki miki coconut ♪
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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I did my best,
You know, under
The circumstances,
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To keep my cool.
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But my bond portfolio
Was really
Under-performing.
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So I fired my broker.
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Hi, guys!
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Wanna buy a glass
Of my aunt pleakley's
Famous lemonade?
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I think it's safe to say...
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No.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
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But I think
You'll really like it.
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First it makes
Your tongue tingle.
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Stitch: ahh...
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And then it turns you
Different colors!
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You...Are...
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So...Weird!
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Come on.
Let's get out of here
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Before we catch
Her weird cooties.
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Girls: yeah!
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Stitch,
Be honest with me.
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Am I weird?
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[slurp]
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[gulp]
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Naga.
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Hmm.
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I'd like some
Lemonade, please.
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One glass of lemonade
Coming right up!
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Stitch?
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Mmm...Mmm!
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Bllllb!
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I'm sorry,
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But my dog drank
All the lemonade.
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Oh, he's turning
My favorite color.
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Hey, orange is my
Favorite color, too!
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Really?
Most girls like pink.
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I hate pink.
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Me, too!
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Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
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My name's victoria.
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I have to stop
Talking to you now.
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Why?
'cause...
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After your vacation
You'll just leave
With your family
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Like all the others.
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So even though
I sometimes take
Pictures of tourists,
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I don't see them
Socially. It's
A defense mechanism.
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But I'm not a tourist.
I just moved here.
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Moved? Ok,
I can talk to you.
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I'm lilo.
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Hi, lilo.
So...Do you take hula?
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Are you kidding?
Hula is my life!
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I'm starting hula class
Tomorrow.
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Maybe I'll see you there.
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Oh, you will.
[grunt]
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Ok. Well, bye.
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I mean aloha.
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Preparing to transport
Experiment 355.
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Send it immediately!
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What does it do again?
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Experiment 355
Swaps the minds
Of any 2 individuals.
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Well, don't
Just stand there.
Send it to me!
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Uh...We appear
To be having
Technical difficulties.
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If I can just...
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Oops.
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Why are you oopsing at me,
You overly large lard bucket?
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Well, sir, the experiment,
Apparently, it has...Ahem...
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Escaped.
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Escaped?!
Once again, I reiterate,
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You are the lamest--
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Why don't I
Just fire you and--
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And--and--
What is going on here?
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I'm so large
And rubbery!
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Eehh! A big fluffy rat!
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Wait--no! That's me!
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You mean...
I have become you?
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And you've become me!
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Ah-choo!
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Why are you making
Such annoying noises?
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Apparently, I'm allergic
To your dander, sir.
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Ah-choo!
But not to worry.
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I'm sure the experiment
Can swap us back
To our normal bodies.
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[chittering]
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No! Come back here!
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Buttons...Too...Tiny!
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Oh! How do you do anything
With these flabby,
Sloth-like appendages?
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[chittering]
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Once again,
I am forced to pay
For your incompetence!
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Now I must go and capture
That experiment myself!
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Yes, sir.
Then you can swap us back?
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Yes. Or maybe...
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No!
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For me, that would
Mean going back
To prison!
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Well, yes, I suppose it--
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Ah-choo--would.
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Ah ha ha ha!
I'm free at last!
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But sir,
That's not fair!
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Who cares about fair?
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Can you believe it,
Stitch?
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A new kid.
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We never have
A new kid.
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Well...Did aunt pleakley's
Famous lemonade
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Sell like hot pies?
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That's hotcakes.
And stitch drank
The profits.
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Aah! What's happening
To him?
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Jumba: hee hee hee!
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I see uncle jumba's
Secret ingredient
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Worked like charm, eh?
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Did you add
Something evil
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To aunt pleakley's
Famous lemonade?
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What evil?
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Changing colors
Is big fun for little children.
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Aloha, lilo.
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Aloha, victoria.
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Is your dog
Still turning colors?
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Uh, no. For him,
Blue is normal.
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Hey, victoria.
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You should come
Hang out with us.
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that way you won't
Get any weirdlo cooties.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
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She's weird?
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Weirder than weird!
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She's a freak!
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Lilo, you haven't
Eaten a thing,
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And I made
Your favorite--
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Chocolate green bean
Surprise.
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There is hardly
Any radioactivity
This time.
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You didn't!
Not again?
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Ah, relax. I'm joking.
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Mostly.
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[sighs]
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Well, lilo didn't
Think it was funny,
And I didn't either.
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Please. Little girl is sad
Because you managed to ruin
Perfectly good chocolate
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With disgusting
Green beanses.
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I'm not sad
Because of the food.
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I'm sad...
Because I almost
Made a friend
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Who doesn't think
I'm weird
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And myrtle ruined it.
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Whoo! Thank goodness.
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I thought it was
Something serious
Like my green bean recipe.
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Uh...I mean...
You almost made
A friend today?
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That's nice.
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Everybody
Thinks I'm weird.
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Myrtle, and keika,
Teresa, and elena.
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I thought maybe victoria
Would think I was normal
And be my friend.
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It's never too late
To make a friend.
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You just need
To reach out to her
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And show her you can
Be a friend right back.
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Hmm?
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I guess I could throw
A welcome party for her.
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Did you say party?
I'm all about parties!
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What's the theme?
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I've got a theme.
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Lilo's...Not...Weird!
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Hmm. Lilo's not weird.
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I'm not sure
That's a good theme,
Because, objectively,
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You are pretty...
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Pretty!
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You are so pretty!
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Oh, so pretty
And witty!
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Hey, so lilo's not weird
Is the theme then!
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I have some great
Non-weird recipes.
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And we can get supplies
From that exciting
New super-store
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Just outside of town.
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They have incredible
Party-platters
At incredible prices!
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It's official.
We're throwing a party!
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Yea, yea, yea,
Yea, yea, yea!
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Ok. We have lots of stuff
To do before the party
Tonight.
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We need decorations,
A party platter,
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And I need
To get a haircut.
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What's the matter,
Stitch?
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Do you hear
Something?
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Cousin!
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One of your cousins?
Here?
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[gasps] Cousin!
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Cousin?
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[growling]
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Good job.
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Stitch?
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Stitch! What's happening?
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Maka maka no waka!
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Oh, no! I'm you
And you're me!
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What happened?
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How come I'm you?
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Cousin!
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But I can't be you
For the party.
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That would be
So not normal.
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Make 'em swap us back,
Stitch.
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Ahem. Camisatoontuka?
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Pffft!
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[growls]
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Ow, ow, ooh!
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Stitch, you can't
Try to break stuff
When you're me.
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I'm not built
For mayhem
And destruction.
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We gotta talk
To jumba.
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But if we go back now,
We won't have time
To shop for the party.
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We're gonna
Have to split up
To do our chores.
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Ohh! Okutaka!
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Just tell 'em
To take a little
Off the ends, ok?
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I'll come back
And get you after
I buy the party platter.
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Ok.
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Stitch!
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Try to act like a biped.
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Sorry.
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[bell jingles]
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Hee hee! Whee!
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Oh!
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Oh! Wow!
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Hey.
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Can I help you
With something?
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Mmm...
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I need...A...
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Haircut!
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Well, go on, then.
Take a seat.
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00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:11,583
Now, what do you want
Done today?
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00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:13,458
Uh...A little...
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00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:17,333
Here, you look through
This and show me
What you want.
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Mmm. Naga. Naga.
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Naga!
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Ooh! Look at this!
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Uh...You sure
About this, brah?
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Oh, yeah!
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All right.
You asked for it.
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[buzzing]
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All right, let's see.
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Sodas, chips,
And deluxe party platter.
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Should be no problem.
252
00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:49,250
Sorry, doggy.
Can't come in here.
253
00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:06,583
What's so funny?
254
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,958
Doggy!
255
00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:13,291
[gasps]
What is that?
256
00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:14,500
Lilo: whoa!
257
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:18,000
I'm looking at a 304
In aisle 83.
258
00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:23,833
Uh-oh.
259
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:38,291
Hey, wait a minute!
260
00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:40,583
Cool!
261
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,708
Come here, you!
262
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,750
Hey, this is fun!
263
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,708
Whoa...Whoa!
264
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:31,625
They'll never
Find me here.
265
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,583
Gotcha!
266
00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:44,625
1...
267
00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:45,708
2...
268
00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,583
3! Oof!
269
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:48,833
It didn't even hurt.
270
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:53,208
It's like being
An indestructible zombie!
271
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:57,625
Stitch, the theme
Of the party is
Lilo's not weird.
272
00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:59,416
I can't show up
With that hair
273
00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:02,625
Because that hair
Is weird!
274
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:03,708
Sorry.
275
00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:05,583
All my fault.
276
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,291
[sighs] It's ok.
277
00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:11,375
I'll just wear a hat
And serve peanut butter
And jelly,
278
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,750
Because there's
No party platter.
279
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,208
Just as long as we get
Our own bodies back.
280
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:20,833
Well, well, well.
Experiment 355,
281
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,833
We meet again.
282
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:24,708
Ah, ah, ah!
283
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:26,583
None of your tricky
Trickiness with jumba.
284
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:28,416
Jumba likes
Evil genius brain.
285
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,708
We kinda figured out
What his power is.
286
00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:32,000
He's a brain swapper,
Right?
287
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,125
He once swapped
Me and wife
For an entire month.
288
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:37,708
You must have learned
A lot about each other.
289
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:40,250
Oh, yeah.
Now she's ex-wife.
290
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,208
[chuckles]
Long story. Don't ask.
291
00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:44,375
We've gotta get him
To swap us back.
292
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:48,500
355 will swap you back
When he is good and ready.
293
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,708
Has mind of his own.
294
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:53,625
Ha ha! Mind of his own!
Hee hee. Is funny, no?
295
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,291
No. The guests
For victoria's party
296
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,708
Are gonna be here
Any minute.
297
00:13:57,708 --> 00:14:00,125
I can't be stuck
In stitch's body!
298
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:02,125
Well, I've done it
Again!
299
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,708
I made the galaxy's
Best lemon bars!
300
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:07,375
Jumba, how many times
Must I tell you
301
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:09,958
To pick up your laundry
And put it in the hamper?
302
00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:12,625
355--no!
303
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:18,500
Oh, no!
I've been zapped into
An alternate dimension!
304
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,583
A place where the laws
Of time and space
305
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,458
Are topsy-turvy!
306
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:23,458
Don't be ridiculous!
307
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,583
Our minds have been
Swap-ped.
308
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:30,083
You are seeing world
Through my infinitely
Superior eyes.
309
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,500
Superior? But the world
Looks so...
310
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,708
Weird!
311
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,208
And to tell you
The truth,
312
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,375
Tubby!
313
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,375
Bahhf.
314
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,708
At least I can see
Difference between
315
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:43,583
Near and far--whaa!
316
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,625
Stupid single eye.
317
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:47,208
[doorbell rings]
318
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:51,333
The guest of honor
Is here, and we're
All brain-swapped!
319
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,333
That's as weird
As weird can be!
320
00:14:57,958 --> 00:14:59,000
[doorbell rings]
321
00:14:59,000 --> 00:14:59,833
Ok, everybody.
322
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,416
Act like
Your normal selves.
323
00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:04,125
Well, not your
Normal selves.
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324
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:07,125
But the other person's
Normal self.
325
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:09,291
Pleakley,
What are you doing?
326
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:12,708
I can't see a thing
With all these eyes of yours.
327
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:15,250
There, that's much better.
328
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,708
You think my eyes
Are problems?
329
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:21,708
How you can walk
With 3 legs in dress
With only one eye
330
00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:23,875
Is beyond me--
Oohoww!
331
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:26,000
We're gonna
Have to work harder
332
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,333
To fit in with
The lilo's not weird thing.
333
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:30,458
[doorbell rings]
334
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:34,875
Well, go ahead.
Answer the door.
335
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,083
Oh, wait.
336
00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,166
Go ahead.
337
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:43,500
Hi, lilo.
338
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,000
Oh, uh, hi.
339
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,208
Ok, weirdlo,
340
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,333
We weren't planning
On coming to your party
341
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:51,583
Till we heard the theme.
342
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,708
Start proving
You're not weird.
343
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,875
Uh, ok. Refreshments?
344
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:59,125
Did someone say
Refreshments?
345
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:03,583
I made fabulous lemon bar--
Uh, lemon blobs.
346
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:04,583
[all scream]
347
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,708
Well, you could
At least try them.
348
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:07,708
You must be aunt pleakley
349
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:10,083
Of aunt pleakley's
Famous lemonade.
350
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,458
Why, yes. Yes, I am.
351
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:13,875
Guilty. Ha ha ha.
352
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,458
Huh. Anyone
In weirdlo's family
353
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,166
Is probably
Just as weird as her.
354
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:22,166
Victoria, you should
Stick with the cool
People in town
355
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:24,458
Before you get
Downgraded.
356
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:25,833
You take that back!
357
00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:27,166
My family's not weird,
358
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:30,166
And you wouldn't know cool
If it beat you on the neck
359
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,583
Like a vampire!
360
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:36,583
I mean, heh heh, woof.
361
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:41,708
Ah, this is inconceivable!
362
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:45,208
I am dr. Jacques
Von hamsterviel!
363
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:47,208
How is it
That I cannot find
364
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:50,250
One stupid
Little experiment?!
365
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,500
Here you go, buddy.
366
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,750
Chin up, big guy.
367
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,500
I'm sure
It'll get better.
368
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,583
Aah!
369
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:00,291
Hello?
370
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:01,708
It is I!
371
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,166
I knew you'd call.
372
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:05,375
Unf! All right, I admit it!
373
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:08,375
It isn't easy
Being so big and clumsy!
374
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,500
There! Are you happy now?
375
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,250
Getting there.
What do you want?
376
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:16,708
I want to know
How we can find
That stupid experiment
377
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,583
So we can
Swap bodies again!
378
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:22,458
I know just the place
You should check.
379
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,458
Ah-choo!
380
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:29,125
[stitch laughs]
I know. Let's play a game.
381
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,083
Myrtle: do you have
A cold or something?
382
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,708
You sound awful.
383
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:37,583
Uh, yes. A--a cold.
Very sick.
384
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:38,583
[coughs]
385
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:39,708
Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
386
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:43,458
Ew! Stay away from me
With your germs!
387
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,583
This party's a disaster!
388
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,708
We have to do something.
389
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:52,583
Ha ha. Um, I know.
390
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:54,500
Hello!
391
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,000
Hey, I--I do special
Hula now.
392
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,708
♪ la la la la ♪
393
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:03,583
♪ la la la la ♪
394
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,875
♪ la la ♪
395
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,250
Huh?
396
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,125
Unh!
397
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:26,708
[myrtle gasps]
Oh, that does it.
398
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,583
You're the weirdliest weirdlo
In weird town.
399
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:34,125
We're out of here.
Come on, victoria.
400
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,333
But I'm having fun.
401
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:39,000
Boy, did you ever
Say the wrong thing.
402
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,625
We don't even wanna
Associate with anybody
403
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:44,708
Who actually has fun
With lilo.
404
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:45,708
Right, girls?
405
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,708
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
406
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:55,875
Greetings, earthling
Half people.
407
00:18:55,875 --> 00:19:01,000
I have come for the experiment
Known as 355.
408
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:01,708
Whoa!
409
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,875
Megonala! Quista!
410
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,500
Ah! New roofing
System I installed
411
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,708
Working perfectly.
412
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,416
Keeps repair bills
Down.
413
00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:09,708
Very thoughtful.
414
00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:12,833
Unh! Unh! Unh!
415
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:14,958
Stitch,
Let me do that.
416
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:18,166
You take care
Of the experiment.
417
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,583
Whoa, this is so easy.
418
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:23,125
I got you a present,
You big dummy.
419
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:26,500
Ouch! This nose
Is so large...
420
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,416
And yet so sensitive.
421
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:30,458
[gasps] Whoa!
422
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,125
Ok, now who am I?
423
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:44,416
You are me,
And I am 626.
424
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,208
Ah, this
Is much better.
425
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:49,708
Now I shall relieve you
Of that pesky experiment!
426
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:53,166
Hey, that's not gantu.
It's hamsterviel.
427
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:55,583
They must have
Got swapped, too.
428
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:56,458
Komigo!
429
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:57,625
Chachuka tariso!
430
00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,458
Aah! My eyes!
431
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,708
Can't see!
Burning acid! Aah!
432
00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:06,333
Not acid. Just the galaxy's
Best lemon blobs.
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433
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,458
Also useful
For blinding bad guys.
434
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:12,625
Well, I think
We saved 355 from...
435
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:17,875
Gantu or hamsterviel
Or, um...
436
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:20,083
Hey! I'm me again!
437
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:21,375
Me, too, am me!
438
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:26,750
Ah! Sweet quadrilocular
Vision. Ah ha ha ha ha ha.
439
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:30,958
Please! Put me back
In my own body!
440
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:33,583
Put me back in prison!
441
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:34,583
If you insist.
442
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,000
Stitch, would you
Do the honors?
443
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:41,250
After 355 swaps him back,
We'll find his one true place.
444
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:44,708
But 355 will not
Swap back willy-nilly.
445
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,250
Must be properly motivated.
446
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:48,708
Unh. [crack]
447
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:52,583
Well, wait a minute.
Why not try a little
Positive incentive
448
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:53,625
Like offering
The little guy
449
00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:57,208
Some of my delicious
Cuisine as a reward?
450
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,875
Excellent, my dear.
451
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:02,625
If 355 does not swap
Hamsterviel and gantu,
452
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:04,208
He will be given
Nothing to eat
453
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:07,583
Except aunt pleakley's
Famous chocolate
Green beans surprise.
454
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,708
Aahohh!
455
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:12,000
Must you twist
Everything?
456
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,708
[sighs]
457
00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:23,166
Hi, lilo. I had to
Go home for dinner.
458
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,708
That was
The funnest party
459
00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:26,333
Anyone's ever thrown
For me.
460
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,000
You're kidding, right?
461
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,875
No way.
462
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:31,000
But that party
Was totally weird.
463
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,208
Don't you think
I'm weird?
464
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,125
Well, maybe a little.
465
00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:37,750
I knew it.
466
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,750
I like weird.
Weird is interesting.
467
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:42,625
I mean, I'm even
Weirder than you are.
468
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:45,708
You're not weird.
You're cool.
469
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,125
I have a collection
Of potato chips
470
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:49,875
In the shapes
Of celebrities
471
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,333
From the 1970s.
472
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:52,583
Really?
473
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:54,500
I'll show it to you
Sometime if you like.
474
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,458
Cool!
475
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:56,458
By the way,
476
00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:58,708
I like your hair.
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