Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,166 --> 00:00:03,166
Tookie bah waba!
2
00:00:03,750 --> 00:00:05,458
Hao!
3
00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,291
Iki bah bah.
4
00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:08,833
Ha ha ha.
5
00:00:10,083 --> 00:00:12,375
♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
6
00:00:12,375 --> 00:00:14,416
♪ no malihini ohana ♪
7
00:00:14,416 --> 00:00:16,583
♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
8
00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,833
♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
9
00:00:18,833 --> 00:00:21,166
♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
10
00:00:21,166 --> 00:00:23,416
♪ no malihini ohana ♪
11
00:00:23,416 --> 00:00:25,583
♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
12
00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:27,958
♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
13
00:00:27,958 --> 00:00:30,875
♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
14
00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:34,875
♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
15
00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:35,958
♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
16
00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:37,000
♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
17
00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,291
♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
18
00:00:38,291 --> 00:00:39,458
♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
19
00:00:39,458 --> 00:00:40,875
♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
20
00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:41,750
Ooocha!
Chi-ka!
21
00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:42,875
♪ miki miki coconut ♪
22
00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:44,625
♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
23
00:00:44,625 --> 00:00:46,958
♪ no malihini ohana ♪
24
00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:49,083
♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
25
00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,583
♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
26
00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:53,875
♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
27
00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:57,875
♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
28
00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:04,208
Man: today's speaker has
Helped thousands of people
29
00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:06,000
Through her syndicated
Tv and radio shows
30
00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,583
And is the best-selling
Author of
31
00:01:07,583 --> 00:01:09,833
I'm peachy,you're peachy.
32
00:01:09,833 --> 00:01:12,500
Here's your water,
Doctor--whoa!
33
00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,625
Oh, I'm sorry, doctor.
34
00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:18,333
I'll get a mop,
I'll get a mop.
35
00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:25,875
Grr!
36
00:01:26,375 --> 00:01:29,583
Ow! What is
That thing?
37
00:01:29,583 --> 00:01:33,875
A mutant porcupine
Or--or--buh!
38
00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:35,583
Man: ladies
And gentlemen,
39
00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:39,375
The smartest
Person in the world,
40
00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:42,708
Dr. Gladys okra.
41
00:01:42,708 --> 00:01:44,083
Duh!
42
00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:46,208
♪ [singing nonsense] ♪
43
00:01:46,208 --> 00:01:47,458
Wee!
44
00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:49,583
♪ the tummy bone's connected
To the head bone ♪
45
00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:52,750
She doesn't sound
Nearly as smart
As she does on tv.
46
00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:56,250
♪ toot lama lama
Honk honk! ♪
47
00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:00,958
What's that?
48
00:02:00,958 --> 00:02:03,375
Audience: aah!
49
00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:08,000
Ha ha ha ha ha!
50
00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,583
Moses: good work
Today, class,
51
00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:13,500
But before you go
I have a reminder.
52
00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,583
Tomorrow is
The ohanarama
Trivia championship,
53
00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:20,000
And this year we have
An outstanding
Grand prize.
54
00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000
Oh, goody.
I get a prize.
55
00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,708
And what makes you
Think your family's
Gonna win, myrtle?
56
00:02:25,708 --> 00:02:27,875
Because we
Always win.
57
00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:29,708
It's a brand-new computer.
58
00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:30,875
Girls: aah!
59
00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:33,000
So brush up on your trivia.
60
00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,708
But you already
Have a computer.
61
00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:38,291
3, actually. That's why
I'm a child prodigy.
62
00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:39,958
I bet lilo's not
Smart enough
63
00:02:39,958 --> 00:02:41,750
To even have
A computer.
64
00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:45,416
I have advanced
Alien technology
Computers,
65
00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:46,875
And then there's
My dog.
66
00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:51,208
He knows
Molecular physics.
67
00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:56,750
[objects clanging]
68
00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:00,875
Bark bark!
69
00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:02,708
I always knew
You were dense, lilo,
70
00:03:02,708 --> 00:03:06,958
But I didn't know
You could be
Outsmarted by a dog.
71
00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:09,250
Girls: yeah!
72
00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:10,708
But I know
One thing for sure.
73
00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:13,583
If your family is
Half as thick as you are,
74
00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:17,625
You don't stand a chance
At the ohanarama.
75
00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:23,708
Gadjanafee!
76
00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:25,708
No, stitch.
We're going to need
77
00:03:25,708 --> 00:03:28,291
More than a voodoo doll
To beat myrtle.
78
00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:33,250
Her family does
Always win somehow.
79
00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:37,583
Jumba, have you
Seen the colander?
80
00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:41,083
Hey! That better be
An electric
Spaghetti strainer
81
00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:42,708
Or we're having
Soggy pasta.
82
00:03:42,708 --> 00:03:46,375
Is not for cooking,
Is eviliminator,
83
00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:50,166
New genius way for
Turning experiments
From bad to good.
84
00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:52,208
I'm testing
On experiment 110,
85
00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:55,750
Designed to annoy enemies
With non-stop talking.
86
00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:57,000
Anyway, she's
A sagittarius,
I'm a leo,
87
00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,500
So we're really good--
Hey, what's going on?
88
00:03:58,500 --> 00:03:59,958
Oh, is that for me?
What's it do?
89
00:03:59,958 --> 00:04:00,875
Hey, jumba, maybe
We can out for
Ice cream later, huh?
90
00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:02,416
Can we, can we, can we?
91
00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:03,750
My favorite's pistachio,
But rocky road's
Pretty good, too.
92
00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,291
I also like
Peppermint cherry
And chocolate almond
93
00:04:05,291 --> 00:04:06,833
And cookie double crunch
And pumpkin blueberry
94
00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:09,458
Mocha mint chip,
And of course that
Seasonal ho-ho-ho.
95
00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,416
Get it? Christmas.
Ha ha!
96
00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:15,833
[coughs]
97
00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:17,166
Vanilla bean,
Tutti-frutti,
Fudge nut swirl,
98
00:04:17,166 --> 00:04:18,958
Butter pecan,
Apple walnut,
Banana chocolate chip,
99
00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:20,458
Blackberry ice,
Chocolate banana
Hazelnut,
100
00:04:20,458 --> 00:04:22,750
Cashew butter crunch,
Maple parfait,
Cinnamon banana walnut,
101
00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:25,583
Lemon sorbet,
Coconut pineapple,
Key lime, pistachio...
102
00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:27,000
Stop talking!
103
00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,750
Strawberry, praline,
Carmel honey or
Cinnamon crunch--
104
00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:33,083
Eh, perhaps
Polarity needs minor
Re-adjustamentation.
105
00:04:33,083 --> 00:04:34,583
Has it ever
Occurred to you
106
00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:35,875
That there might be
A better way
107
00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,875
To turn evil experiments
To good, huh?
108
00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:41,166
Better than untested
Hazardous technology?
109
00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:42,708
Impossible! No such
Thing exists.
110
00:04:42,708 --> 00:04:45,875
Well, mr. I'm-such-
A-super-genius-I-think-
I-know-everything-
111
00:04:45,875 --> 00:04:48,333
And-never-give-
My-roommate-any-credit-
Even-when-he's-right-
112
00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:51,458
Especially-about-wearing
White-after-labor-day...
113
00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,208
I've been watching
Dr. Okra on tv
114
00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:56,458
And have learned
How earthlings deal with
Their emotional problems.
115
00:04:56,458 --> 00:05:00,000
It's fascinating.
First they all
Sit in a circle,
Style
::cue(.Speaker) {
Font-family: arial;
Text-shadow: -1px 0 1px black, 0 1px 1px black, 1px 0 1px black, 0 -1px 1px black;
}
::cue(.Speakertop) {
Font-family: arial;
Text-shadow: -1px 0 1px black, 0 1px 1px black, 1px 0 1px black, 0 -1px 1px black;
}
116
00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000
And then, uh, hugging,
117
00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,875
Crying, oh,
And throwing chairs!
118
00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:07,750
Evil genius jumba
Is intrigued.
119
00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:10,083
Jumba, pleakley,
Get your hat and wig!
120
00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:14,958
We need to go
To the museum to
Brush up on our trivia.
121
00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:20,250
Gentlemen, you are
The finest minds
On the planet,
122
00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:23,583
And together
You're gonna whup
Myrtle edmonds
123
00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:25,833
In the ohanarama
Tomorrow.
124
00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:27,708
The owhattawhoda?
125
00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:30,875
Ohanarama.
It's a contest.
126
00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:32,750
Kind of like
A game show.
127
00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:35,708
Hey, if fun inane
Contest is not
Until tomorrow
128
00:05:35,708 --> 00:05:38,875
Why are we not
Relaxationing at home
129
00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:40,125
With frosty beverage?
130
00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:43,000
Practice. Trivia
Contests mean
You have to know
131
00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,250
Every fact about
Anything that ever
Happened anywhere.
132
00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,583
Stitch: ow!
133
00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,625
Ooh! Free soda! [burps]
134
00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:52,708
How come you're not
On the team with us?
135
00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:56,875
Well, I'm just
A dopey little
Earthling,
136
00:05:56,875 --> 00:06:00,000
And we need
Alien geniuses
On our team.
137
00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,583
Heh! Then why is
Pleakley here?
138
00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:05,875
Hey!
Ha ha! Kidding.
139
00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:14,000
Ookataka! Biddadubya
Gigga ramond akachuta.
140
00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,166
Everything going ok?
Ookataka!
141
00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:21,833
Hmm. Is reminding me
Of ex-wife.
142
00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:24,500
Before facelift.
143
00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:27,708
"Wash with
Like colors only."
144
00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:30,000
They're sure to ask
That question.
145
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,833
Patrons: aah!
146
00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:38,083
Experiment 319! Run!
147
00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:44,708
Stitch, that's
One of your cousins!
148
00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:50,750
Grr!
149
00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:55,458
Oh! [screaming]
150
00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:02,083
Ow! Ooh! Ow!
151
00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,000
Magata!
152
00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:09,458
Unh!
153
00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:12,458
Yee-hah! Ow!
154
00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:14,125
Ha ha ha!
155
00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:16,708
Way to go, stitch.
156
00:07:16,708 --> 00:07:18,625
Stitch,
What's wrong?
157
00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:21,750
Buh!
158
00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:28,000
Pleakley: now this
Might pinch a little.
159
00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:42,000
Please try to be more
Cushy with the tushy!
160
00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,208
Well, it's your
Own fault...
Ow!
161
00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:45,750
Mr. Evil-
Experiment-maker.
162
00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:49,708
Wow. That's
A huge bandage.
163
00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:52,208
Ooh! It's going
To be long time
164
00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:54,291
Before sitting on
Evil genius keister.
165
00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:57,250
Jumba, why weren't
You affected by spike?
166
00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:58,083
Spike?
167
00:07:58,083 --> 00:07:59,750
Experiment 319.
168
00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,750
I'm calling him spike.
169
00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,708
Name is all
Too appropriate,
170
00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:04,875
But to answer question,
171
00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:07,583
Even jumba's superior
Alien bottom
172
00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:09,708
Is not immune
To spikey spikes.
173
00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:13,208
Then how come you're
Not acting dopey
Like stitch?
174
00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:16,416
♪ la la la
La la la... ♪
175
00:08:16,416 --> 00:08:19,208
Well, for because jumba
Designed experiment 319
176
00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:23,125
To take
Normally intelligent
Planetary populations
177
00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:26,708
And increase silly
Goof factor by 99%
178
00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:29,333
Leaving only 1% clever.
179
00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:30,375
So?
180
00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:32,625
So even 1% jumba's brains
181
00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:36,125
Is plenty
Super genius. Ha ha!
182
00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:38,375
Heh! Hi!
183
00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:43,083
Huh? Grr! Unh!
Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh!
184
00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:44,875
Oh, brother.
185
00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:47,500
Tell me this is
Only temporary.
186
00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,208
In 48 hours, 626 will be
187
00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:51,875
Back to having brain
Like supercomputer.
188
00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:53,708
Until then you will
Have to settle
189
00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:55,875
For brain of
A chicken salad.
190
00:08:55,875 --> 00:08:57,708
Ha ha ha!
Shouldn't laugh.
191
00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:59,958
But the ohanarama
Is tomorrow
192
00:08:59,958 --> 00:09:02,708
And we need
3 people to play.
193
00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,958
Then little girl
Must compete.
194
00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:06,958
I can't play
Against myrtle.
195
00:09:06,958 --> 00:09:10,458
I'd just mess
Everything up.
196
00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:15,625
What if I rebuilt
Stitch's smarts
From scratch?
197
00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:20,125
626 does have
Accelerated memory
Rebooting capabilities.
198
00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:23,250
Good enough for me.
Come on, stitch.
199
00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,000
Stitch!
200
00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,500
Guuh!
201
00:09:29,708 --> 00:09:31,083
So what do we do
With this guy?
202
00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:35,416
Just give me few minutes
To recalibrate eviliminator.
203
00:09:35,416 --> 00:09:36,583
Oh, no, you don't!
204
00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:38,375
But little girl
Is busy
205
00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:40,875
Un-unsmartifying
Experiment 626.
206
00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:44,333
How is 319 supposed to
Be converted to good?
207
00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,958
I'll use
The dr. Okra method.
208
00:09:46,958 --> 00:09:49,708
It looks like we're all
Here, so let's begin.
209
00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:51,958
Using my extensive
Earth expertise,
210
00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:55,625
I've adapted
Dr. Okra's theories
Into my very own seminar
211
00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:58,125
Entitled "Evil attitude
Re-modification
212
00:09:58,125 --> 00:09:59,708
And wayward
Anger extraction,"
213
00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:02,958
Or as I like
To call it, e.A.R.W.A.X.
Style
::cue(.Speaker) {
Font-family: arial;
Text-shadow: -1px 0 1px black, 0 1px 1px black, 1px 0 1px black, 0 -1px 1px black;
}
::cue(.Speakertop) {
Font-family: arial;
Text-shadow: -1px 0 1px black, 0 1px 1px black, 1px 0 1px black, 0 -1px 1px black;
}
214
00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:03,958
Oh.
215
00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:06,166
We'll begin with
Level one: sharing.
216
00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:08,875
Fibber here will buzz
If you don't
Tell the truth,
217
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,375
So please speak
Openly and honestly.
218
00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:14,458
Does anyone have anything
They'd like to share
With the group?
219
00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:18,875
[insect chirping]
[yawns]
220
00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:20,875
Anybody?
221
00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:23,708
Well, I have
Something, but, uh--
222
00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:25,250
Oh, no, no, please,
Go on, nosey.
223
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:28,875
You'll feel much better
If you just get it
Off your chest.
224
00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:30,000
Ok.
225
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,875
His antenna thingy?
It isn't really green.
226
00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,833
Experiments: oh!
Clyde: what?
227
00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:35,833
Wait a minute, you--
228
00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,125
Nope! He's going
Prematurely orange,
229
00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:40,416
But dyes it green
At night so no one
Will notice.
230
00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:41,750
No, I don't!
231
00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:42,958
[buzzes]
232
00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:44,750
And that's not all!
He plucks his uni-brow--
233
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,875
That's enough! You're
Supposed to share
Things about yourself,
234
00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:50,125
Not other people,
Especially me!
235
00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,333
I'll share something
About myself.
236
00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:55,750
I'm bored!
I'm too smart
For this stuff!
237
00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:57,000
[buzzes]
238
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,375
Hey, barney,
If you're so smart,
239
00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:01,583
How come we ended up
In the slammer?
240
00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:02,958
Oh, can it, clyde!
241
00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:06,291
It's your fault
We got nabbed
In the first place.
242
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,458
[buzzes]
243
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,583
Why, you little
So-and-so,
I'll mangle ya!
244
00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:12,291
Ok. Let's just skip
245
00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:15,083
To level 5:
Aromatherapy.
246
00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:17,000
Where'd that
Come from?
247
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,416
None of your business.
248
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,583
Now, aromatherapy,
Interestingly enough,
249
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:24,416
Is the study of smells,
Aromas and odors--waah!
250
00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:27,500
Grr!
251
00:11:30,416 --> 00:11:32,750
[snorts]
252
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,583
Yeah, now this
Is more like it!
253
00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:39,208
Yeah! This is better
Than taco night
In the big house.
254
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:40,583
No, no, no!
255
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,958
Senseless violence
Won't leave to
Hugging and crying.
256
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,750
You're doing it
All wrong! Waah!
257
00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:50,083
Who threw that?
That is supposed
To be a chair.
258
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:53,583
[experiments grunting]
259
00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:58,875
Ok, stitch, prepare
For the ultimate
Cram session.
260
00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:01,500
Buggy.
261
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,291
Cowboy.
262
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,708
Pleakley!
263
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,708
[burps]
264
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:48,875
[all grunting
And snarling]
265
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:51,416
Why you--
266
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,750
Aah!
267
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,708
Aah!
268
00:12:57,250 --> 00:13:00,000
Whoo! I should be
Taking notes.
269
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,291
This is great stuff.
270
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,375
Waah!
271
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,833
Hee hee hee!
272
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:12,583
That's! Dr. Okra says
We're supposed to be
Hugging and crying,
273
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,750
We're gonna hug and cry!
274
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:19,083
Oh, boy. Me and
My big mouth.
275
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:24,708
[door opens,
Objects clatter]
276
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:27,750
[animal howls]
277
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,208
I don't think
You're evil.
278
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:33,208
I think
You're special.
279
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:35,625
You just need
A big hug.
280
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:38,833
Unh! Yuck!
281
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,708
[whimpers]
282
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:44,625
[cries]
283
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,416
Experiments: aw!
284
00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:48,583
I'm sorry, clyde.
285
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:50,708
I'm sorry, barney.
286
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:55,458
I'm not gonna cry,
I'm not gonna cry,
I'm not gonna cry.
287
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:56,875
[buzzes]
288
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:59,750
[cries]
289
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:03,458
[honks] This is
So beautiful.
290
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:06,625
I heard on tv
That listening
To mozart
291
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:08,833
Makes you smart.
If that's true,
292
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:11,708
Listening to elvis
Will make you
Super smart.
293
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:14,083
[rock music playing]
294
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,375
You recognize him,
Don't you?
295
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,458
It's working!
It's working!
296
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,708
Let the king's
Music heal you.
297
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,875
[music stops]
298
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,208
[imitates airplane]
299
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:35,125
Ha ha ha! Unh!
300
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,000
I give up.
301
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,875
Stitch is just as big
A dodo-head as I am.
302
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:45,708
Myrtle's going to win
The ohanarama for sure.
303
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,083
Will this take much
Longer, uh, myrna?
304
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:01,000
I've got
A 5:00 yoga class
Tomorrow morning.
305
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,166
Focus, aunt stacy.
Just remember
Style
::cue(.Speaker) {
Font-family: arial;
Text-shadow: -1px 0 1px black, 0 1px 1px black, 1px 0 1px black, 0 -1px 1px black;
}
::cue(.Speakertop) {
Font-family: arial;
Text-shadow: -1px 0 1px black, 0 1px 1px black, 1px 0 1px black, 0 -1px 1px black;
}
306
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:06,875
To let me answer
All the questions.
307
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:10,875
I wish we had
Someone smarter
Than me playing.
308
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,458
Don't you fret.
I stayed up all night
309
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:17,708
Studying the difference
Between argyle
And gargoyle.
310
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,708
We're doomed.
311
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:22,583
Ok, we're down to
The final round
312
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:25,000
In this year's
Ohanarama.
313
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,333
Lilo, you won
The coin toss
So the first question
314
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,333
For yourohana
Goes to you.
315
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,708
True or false:
There is firm evidence
316
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,958
Of aliens from other
Planets visiting earth.
317
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:37,750
Oh! True!
318
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:41,875
I'm sorry,
That's incorrect.
319
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,708
Edmonds?
False!
320
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:48,583
Only weirdlo's
Lame enough to
Believe in aliens.
321
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,500
[honks]
322
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,833
The next question
Is for lilo's
Uncle jumba.
323
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:57,333
At opposition,
How far is jupiter
From the earth:
324
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,458
6 million,
60 million,
325
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,750
Or 600 million
Kilometers?
326
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:05,375
Ah-ha! Is tricksy
Many choice question.
327
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:08,708
Thanks to subspace fold
In fabric of solar system,
328
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:13,708
Actual distance
To massive planet
Is 14 feet.
329
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,875
Um, no, that's
Incorrect.
330
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,000
Myrtle'sohana?
331
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:22,000
[whispering]
Aunt stacy,
You're wrong! No!
332
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,708
600 million kilometers.
333
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:25,708
That's correct.
334
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:29,125
What?! You dare
Question my genius?!
335
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,291
I, who invented
Edible hair?
336
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:35,875
Forget it,
Uncle jumba. We'll
Get the next one.
337
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:40,833
Maybe this would
Be a good time
To take a break.
338
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,958
I can't believe it.
339
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:47,583
This is the worst
Day of my entire life.
340
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:51,333
Aah! Heh heh! Thanks
But no thanks, spike.
341
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,708
It's ok, lilo.
He's turned good
342
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,375
Thanks to
E.A.R.W.A.X.
343
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,750
I know,
But one stray quill
344
00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:01,625
And he could make me
Even unsmarter
Than I already am.
345
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,125
Hey, I know!
346
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,875
Spike, why don't you
347
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:08,583
Go give myrtle
A big sloppy hug?
348
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,458
Now, lilo,
I'm no expert
On earth ethics--
349
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:14,875
Well, actually
I am--and that
Would be cheating.
350
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:16,375
Ohh. You're right.
351
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:19,416
If we're going to
Beat the edmonds
We've got to do it
352
00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:23,375
Fair and square.
Right, stitch?
353
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,125
Come back, shiny!
354
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,166
Come on, stitch.
355
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,875
No one's supposed
To be back here.
356
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,875
Moses hasn't asked
A science question
In a while,
357
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:36,750
So I'll keep
That page open.
358
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:40,708
Good. Just be ready
To tell me the answers.
359
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:43,833
Myrtle's cheating!
360
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:47,458
No wonder
She seems so smart.
361
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:53,000
Poor theresa.
Having to do
Slave work for myrtle.
362
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,708
I bet she could
Use a hug.
363
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,833
Ha ha ha!
364
00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:02,208
Theresa: aah!
Get off me! Buh!
365
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,083
Come on, stitch.
366
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,291
I think we can
Handle myrtle now.
367
00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:11,708
Myrtle, this next
Question is for you.
Complete this phrase.
368
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:16,416
"For every action
There is an equal
And opposite blank."
369
00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:19,875
Oh, a science
Question.
That's easy.
370
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:23,750
For every action
There's and equal
And opposite...
371
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,833
Bucket of monkeys!
372
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,583
Bucket of monkeys.
373
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:30,458
Audience: ha ha ha!
374
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:32,625
That's not what
I meant! I meant--
375
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:36,416
I'm sorry. That's
Incorrect. Lilo's team?
376
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,750
Considering
Multidimensional pull
377
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,333
Of deltarian antimatter--
Reaction!
378
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,708
That's correct.
379
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:43,166
[honks]
380
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:46,000
Hmm. Is highly
Oversimplified.
381
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,125
That's not fair!
382
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,750
Oh, be quiet,
Maureen.
383
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,375
My name is myrtle!
384
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:55,416
Maybe aunt stacy and I
Should answer some
Questions now, dear.
385
00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:58,250
No! It won't
Happen again!
386
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,416
It better not!
387
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:03,583
Duh!
388
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:10,875
For lilo's aunt pleakley,
True or false:
389
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:14,500
Cotton t-shirts
Should be washed
With light colors only.
390
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,000
True! Hey,
I'm smart!
391
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,166
Correct. And with only 40
Points separating the teams
392
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,875
We go into
The lightning round.
393
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,708
Can I have one player
From eachohana.
394
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,833
Maybe aunt stacey
Should--
395
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,708
No! I'm going
To play!
396
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:31,458
I should play.
I'm the earth
Expert here.
397
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,208
Well, yeah,
But jumba has I.Q.
398
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:35,416
Larger than
Some galaxies.
399
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:36,875
No. Let me do it.
400
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:40,500
But little girl
Thought not-so-friendly
Friend myrtle
401
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,250
Was smarter than she.
402
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,458
Not anymore.
403
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,833
Weirdlo? I'm playing
Against you?
404
00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:48,625
This is
Gonna be easier
Than I thought.
405
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:50,083
You don't
Scare me, myrtle.
406
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:53,250
Are you ready,
Girls? First question.
407
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:56,333
Where is the eiffel
Tower located?
408
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,708
In the bathroom.
409
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,000
In the bathroom.
410
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,083
Paris, france.
411
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,458
10 points for lilo.
412
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:05,875
What did neil armstrong
Say when he landed
On the moon?
Style
::cue(.Speaker) {
Font-family: arial;
Text-shadow: -1px 0 1px black, 0 1px 1px black, 1px 0 1px black, 0 -1px 1px black;
}
::cue(.Speakertop) {
Font-family: arial;
Text-shadow: -1px 0 1px black, 0 1px 1px black, 1px 0 1px black, 0 -1px 1px black;
}
413
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,375
Tastes like chicken.
414
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,375
"This is one small
Step for man,
415
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,750
One giant leap
For mankind."
416
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,291
Correct! How many
Feet in a mile?
417
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:15,833
Bundt cake!
418
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:16,750
5,280!
419
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,958
Who wrote hamlet?
420
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:21,750
Chauncey pickles!
William shakespeare!
421
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,958
And the score
Is tied.
422
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:27,291
I like pickles!
423
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,875
This is your
Final question.
424
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:35,125
What is the hawaiian
Word for "Friendship?"
425
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,833
What kind of
Question is that?
426
00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:39,458
I don't know
Anything about
Friendship.
427
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:42,458
That's easy.pilialoha!
428
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,875
That's correct.
Lilo's team wins.
429
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,875
Audience: yay!
430
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,750
[honks]
431
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:50,833
Ha ha!
432
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:51,750
Yay yay yay!
433
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,708
No fair! That was
A dumb question.
434
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,208
Just because
You didn't know it
435
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:58,375
Doesn't mean
It was dumb, myrtle.
436
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:00,166
Congratulations, lilo.
437
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:05,125
Your family wins
The new computer and
Encyclopedias on dvd.
438
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,000
I can't believe we lost!
439
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,875
This is the worst
Day of my life!
440
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:12,166
Aw!
441
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:16,083
Myrtle: stop
Hugging me! Ouch!
442
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:19,291
Hey, that hurt,
You--uh, duh!
443
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:22,458
[speaking gibberish]
Ha ha ha!
444
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,625
Pleakley: nosey,
Do you have something
445
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,291
You'd like to
Share with the group?
446
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:28,333
My name is nosey,
447
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,583
And I'm--I'm--
448
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:34,875
I'm a gossip! [sobs]
449
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:39,000
Who would've thought
Spikey experiment
450
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,583
Would make such good
Hugging treatment
Practitioner.
451
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:43,708
Heh heh heh!
452
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,750
Wakata tooka
Tooka!
453
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,000
Sorry, stitch.
454
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,708
I donated the computer
To the community center.
455
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:53,875
I figure this family's
Smart enough without it.
456
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:57,416
Heh! Little girl
Is almost as smart
457
00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:00,583
As evil genius.
Ha ha ha!
458
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:02,708
Almost.
33390
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof