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Tookie bah waba!
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Hao!
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Iki bah bah.
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Ha ha ha.
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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Ooocha!
Chi-ka!
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♪ miki miki coconut ♪
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Oh, yeah.
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Buy a dozen
Doughnut holes,
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Get a dozen free.
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Huh?
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[sniffs]
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Must be a new flavor
Or something.
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Huh? Ahh!
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Oh! Huh?
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[both laugh evilly]
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Uhh! My doughnut holes!
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Uhh! Hey!
You can't take that car!
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Tv announcer:
A wave of robberies swept
The north shore last night,
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Which, by the way,
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Has 4 to 6 foot waves
Today.
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Police have no clue
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As to the thieves'
Identities.
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So if anybody
Has information,
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They are asked to call--
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Tuuh! They'll never
Catch a crook that way.
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Now, if my favorite
Earthling detective
Were on the case...
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You could have been
Eating a bowl of chili
At max diner that night.
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Max chili is 4 alarm.
Extra spicy.
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You can't handle
Spicy food!
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Look, you got me, copper!
You got me!
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Peppers make my tongue
Swell up like a balloon!
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Dicky copper
Always gets his man...
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And never messes his hair.
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Blah! Soapy opera
Is only pretend danger,
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But my uflasium
Incubator is real
Danger-filled danger.
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One wrong screw up
Driver...
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And kablooee!
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[laughs]
Must be very delicate.
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Come back with the club!
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It's my turn
To play headhunter!
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[crash]
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Stitch: lilo, youlolo!
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Blah!
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Lilo! Stitch!
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Yesterday, I told you
No running around the house.
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So what do you do?
You run around the house.
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Last week, I told you
To clean your room.
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Is it clean? No!
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What's going to be
Next with you?
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She almost made me
Drop highly unstable
Container of uflasium.
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Well, what do you have
To say for yourselves?
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Uh, well, I ate breakfast
Like you asked,
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And I can prove it.
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[belches]
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[laughs]
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And you're supposed
To say "Excuse me"
When you burp!
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That does it!
You two are grounded!
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24 hours!
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What's the big deal?
We didn't hurt anyone.
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625: are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
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[groans]
For the twentieth time,
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We're almost
Back to the ship!
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Well, give it
A little gas, grandpa.
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We don't want
The cold cuts to spoil.
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[groans]
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Hurry up.
We're being conspicuous.
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Uh, this metal's
Too strong. What?
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[brakes squeal]
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Hey! Aw!
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Who are they?
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Jipa-tu!
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Experiments.
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Whoa! Ahh! Ahh!
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[tires screech]
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[tires screech]
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Hey! Where are
You going?
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My cold cuts
Have got to stay cold!
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Those are the trogs that tried
To break into my ship.
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I can't let them
Get away.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, I can.
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Not the emergency brake!
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[brakes squeal]
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There. You see?
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"Refrigerate
After opening."
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Now, if that's
Not an emergency,
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I don't know
What is. Am I right?
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[groans]
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Computer voice: experiments
349 and 350 activated.
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Primary function:
Theft and evasion.
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Thieves, huh?
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Ha ha ha ha!
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I'll have them
Stealing for
Hamsterviel
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In no time.
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First, you got
To catch 'em.
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Easy.
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Thieves always return
To the scene of a crime,
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And when they do,
We'll be waiting.
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Lilo: and then
The beautiful
Hawaiian princess
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Was punished by
The evil queen
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Who banished
The princess
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And her faithful
Steed to the tower,
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Where they were
Forbidden to leave
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For a whole
Entire day!
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There, they rotted
Into skeletons,
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Even though they
Just wanted
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To run around
The house and burp.
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The end.
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Keutuga nakka.
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Where are you going?
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Keutuga nakka!
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We can't leave.
We're grounded.
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Makka makka!
Sasa!
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I don't care
If it's a free country.
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Nani would roast us.
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And I don't care if
We should be able to do
Whatever we want to do
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Whenever we want
To do it.
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We can't leave.
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So...So...
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What are you
Waiting for?
Help me up.
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Whoa!
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Lilo: wheeeee!
Ha ha ha ha!
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[crash]
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[laughs evilly]
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Look.
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Those must be
The robbers
From the news,
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And they're--
Cousins.
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We got you cornered,
Cousins!
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Really?
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I think it's us
Got the drop on you,
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Cuz.
[growls]
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Well, hello there,
Blue boy.
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Whana-jumbas, huh?
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Hi. I'm lilo,
And this is stitch.
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He's your cousin.
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This is how
It works.
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I turn you from
Bad to good
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And find the one place
Where you belong,
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So you don't end up
With gantu.
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What do you know
About gantu?
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We know everything
About him.
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He's a stinkyhead,
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And he tries to get
Our experiments,
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But he's really lame.
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So even when
He catches them
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And takes them back
To his ship,
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We can usually
Rescue them.
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You've broken
Into his ship?
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Sure. Lots of times.
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No kidding?
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Hey, I'm being rude.
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Come in. Come in.
I'm 349, and he's 350.
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Welcome to our domicile.
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What are you doing?
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You're showing them
Our hideout.
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I don't think--
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How many times
I gotta tell you?
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Leave the thinking
To me.
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Those 2 goody-goodies
Are gonna help us
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Break into that
Very high-tech,
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Very valuable
Space ship.
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This place is a mess.
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I bet your evil queen--
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I mean big sister--
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Grounds you
All the time.
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Nah. We're free agents.
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Nobody tell us
What to do.
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Wow!
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That's awesome.
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Well, it's been
Nice chatting.
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Guess you two
Better be getting home.
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Wait. We want
To stay here with you
And be free agents.
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Well, I don't know.
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Please?
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Yeah. Pleeeeease?
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[gulping]
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Ahh.
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Uhh!
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[all gulping]
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[belches]
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[belches]
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[belches]
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[belches loudly]
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[birds squawk]
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Whoa.
Good one, blue.
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[laughs]
I've been thinking.
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You guys need better
Robbery names.
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From now on,
You're bonnie
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And you're clyde.
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[belches]
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Yep.
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Speaking
Of robbing,
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We got to get
Back to work.
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Guess you guys
Better hit the road.
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But we like it here.
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Sorry. We can't leave
You alone here.
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Too dangerous.
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And we couldn't possibly
Bring you along.
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Why not?
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Oh, you don't want
To hang out with us.
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We're just going out
To have fun,
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Be free.
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Steal stuff.
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Uhh!
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All part of doing
Whatever we want,
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Whenever we want.
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00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:12,291
I mean, if that
Appeals to you,
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I--I guess
You could come with.
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00:09:17,125 --> 00:09:21,833
Well, I guess,
If nobody gets hurt.
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Course not.
Just having fun.
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We really taking
Them with us?
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They're our decoys, see?
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While they're being
A little naughty having fun,
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We're doing crimes,
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And they won't
Even know it.
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Once we got 'em trained,
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We move on
To the big prize.
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[tires screech]
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Wah-hoo!
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Huh?
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Stitch: oh!
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You two!
Get out of there!
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Tikka!
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Aah!
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Lilo: gantu's ship?
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What are we doing here?
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It's the only thing
On this mud ball
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With anything
Worth taking.
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We tried hitting it once,
But it's got heavy-duty armor.
250
00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:44,083
That's why
You two are here.
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You're gonna
Help us break in.
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What's the matter?
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You've done it before,
Right?
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I don't know.
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Before,
We were rescuing
Experiments.
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But breaking in
To steal stuff?
257
00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:58,416
Look, this thug's always
Stealing your cousins, right?
258
00:10:58,416 --> 00:11:01,291
And you're not up
To returning the favor?
259
00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:06,166
Well, when you put it
Like that.
260
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,125
[alarm beeps]
261
00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,458
Here.
262
00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:26,375
Computer voice:
Maintenance hatch activated.
263
00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,708
[alarm beeps]
264
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,208
[laughs]
265
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,750
Jackpot!
266
00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:43,125
Stitch!
267
00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:45,750
Welcome back, thieves.
268
00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,875
[evil laugh]
269
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:57,500
Gantu: dr. Hamsterviel
Will make good use
Of your thieving skills.
270
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,375
Uhh!
271
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:03,708
You're not
Going anywhere.
272
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:10,375
Oh, blitsnak!
273
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:23,625
There you are!
274
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,583
Chivi cheeba!
275
00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:34,000
Come on!
276
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,333
[gun fires]
277
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,583
Gantu: uhh!
Blasted trog!
278
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,708
We're outta here,
Stitch.
279
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,000
I'll be blitsnaked.
280
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,375
649: I got to hand
It to you, kid.
281
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:52,500
That was quite
The escape.
282
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,583
You two got great
Criminal minds.
283
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:57,333
When did we cross
The big, fat line
284
00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:02,333
From having fun
To being great
Criminal minds?
285
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,875
We've got to catch
These guys.
286
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:14,750
I only got to go
Surfing once today.
287
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,750
Better move on.
288
00:13:17,416 --> 00:13:20,000
What are
We gonna do now?
289
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,208
Dump the car
And lay low for a while.
290
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:24,500
We just need
A temporary hideout.
291
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,458
Where's your crib?
292
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:28,458
My house?!
We can't go there!
293
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,166
My sister--
294
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,750
Your sister will
Never know nothing
295
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:33,583
Unless you tell her,
Which you won't,
296
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:36,416
Because we got
Dirty laundry
On you now.
297
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,750
Dirty laundry?
298
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,500
You don't want us
To tell you've been out
299
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,708
Doing crimes with
Bonnie and clyde,
Do you?
300
00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:45,458
I think we blew it,
Stitch.
301
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,208
Uhh.
302
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:48,750
Dicky copper, on tv:
You couldn't have been
Drinking milk
303
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,166
At max diner
That night
304
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:53,708
Because you're
Lactose intolerant,
Aren't you?!
305
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:58,000
Man, on tv:
Oh! You got me, copper!
You got me!
306
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:03,708
You can hide in here,
But you have to be quiet.
307
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,583
[growls]
308
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,958
Somebody's coming!
309
00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,500
Hide!
Huh?
310
00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:17,583
Boy, I wish I could
Interrogate people
311
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:20,166
Like detective
Dicky copper.
312
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:21,625
All right, you crooks,
313
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:24,708
Let's talk about
Your dirty laundry.
314
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:28,750
Huh?
Our dirty laundry?
315
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:32,000
I know what
You're hiding.
316
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,583
Filthy, smelly
Unmentionables.
317
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:38,291
Dark reminders of your
Dirty dealings.
318
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:42,458
Relax. We just
Want to ask you
A few questions.
319
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:43,250
We?
320
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,291
It's a good cop/bad cop
Thing.
321
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:48,375
Why not make it easy
On yourself, guys?
322
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:51,416
It's all gonna come out
In the wash, anyway.
323
00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:52,583
Uh...
324
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,375
Quit stalling,
Half-pint!
325
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:55,708
[gulp]
326
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,583
Well...
327
00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:59,583
Hey, hey.
Calm down, partner.
328
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,583
They're just kids.
329
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:02,458
You're a softie.
330
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:04,708
These little runts have
Made a mess of things,
331
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,458
And now they gotta
Come clean...
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332
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:10,375
Or do you want
To talk about it
Downtown?
333
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:11,958
I--I--
334
00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:14,166
Nani: lilo!
I'm home!
335
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,875
You and stitch
Come down here.
336
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,000
I need to talk
To both of you.
337
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,208
We gotta go.
338
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,416
[laughs]
339
00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:24,125
Well, that was fun.
340
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:27,583
Where was I?
341
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:32,208
Oh, thank you.
342
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:35,708
Wha! Say, you two
Match the police
Description
343
00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:37,875
Of a pair of--uhh!
344
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:41,625
Nani, stitch and I
Are so sorry.
345
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,416
Oh, forget about it.
346
00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:45,291
Who wants pizza
And ice cream?
347
00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:46,875
Ice cream?
Mmm.
348
00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:47,750
Yeah.
349
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,583
I kind of overreacted
Earlier.
350
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:52,000
I mean, you were only
Roughhousing and burping.
351
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:56,000
It's not like you're
Criminals or anything.
352
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,000
And you paid
Your debt to society.
353
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,083
You stayed in all day
Like good little prisoners.
354
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:07,375
We're not hungry,
Are we, stitch?
355
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,750
Bleech!
356
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:13,000
Not hungry for
Pizza and ice cream?
357
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,333
Why?
Ok, ok.
358
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,416
We'll talk.
359
00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:18,708
We didn't
Stay in all day.
360
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:19,416
We broke out,
361
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:21,375
And we met 2 of
Stitch's cousins
362
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:24,000
Who have been doing
All the robberies,
363
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,500
And we walked
On the grass,
364
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,875
And we t.P.'d
Myrtle's house,
365
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,500
And we took nuts
From mrs. Hasagawa's,
366
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,875
And then we helped them
Break into gantu's ship.
367
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:38,958
We plead guilty
To all charges!
368
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:39,958
Oh, lilo.
369
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,875
Why would
You do things like that?
370
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:46,250
Bonnie and clyde let us
Do whatever we want.
371
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:50,208
We thought it was ok
Because we weren't
Hurting anyone.
372
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:52,333
But, lilo, you were
Hurting people.
373
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:55,458
Myrtle's mom has
To clean up her house
Because of what you did,
374
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:59,083
And mrs. Hasagawa has to pay
To replace whatever you took,
375
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,875
And--and most of all,
376
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:03,250
You hurt yourselves...
And me.
377
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:06,000
How am I supposed
To trust you again?
378
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,708
Pleakley:
Help! Help!
379
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:11,250
Now what?
380
00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:13,333
[gasps]
381
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:17,250
[muffled]
Help! They're escaping!
382
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,166
We've been robbed!
383
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:22,208
[both laugh evilly]
384
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,125
Come on, stitch.
Let's get 'em.
385
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,125
Oh! Makka! Makka!
386
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,083
You're not going
Anywhere.
387
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:32,833
But stitch and I are
The best one's here
At catching experiments.
388
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:36,375
Yeah. Too bad
I can't trust you.
389
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:39,000
I've been given
Strict orders
390
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,708
To keep you two
Little crooks here
391
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,000
While nani
Calls the police.
392
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,333
But we've got to make up
For what we did
393
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,958
By catching
Bonnie and clyde.
394
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:48,625
You've got to let us go.
395
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:53,083
Lilo, I know a little
Something about the law,
396
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,750
And rule number one is
397
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:57,000
Don't let
The bad guys go.
398
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,166
But what if we weren't
The bad guys anymore?
399
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:05,125
What if we were
Good guys?
400
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,250
Do you promise
To uphold the law,
401
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,000
Bring criminals
To justice,
402
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,166
And never do anything
Evil or bad again?
403
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,000
Yeah.
Yes.
404
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,958
Then by the power
Vested in me
405
00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:17,083
By the dicky copper
Junior detective
Fan club,
406
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:19,583
I pronounce you
Deputy lilo
407
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:21,166
And deputy stitch.
408
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,166
[sniffs]
409
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:27,625
Deputies are not
To eat their
Cookie badges.
410
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,166
Since buggy was stolen,
411
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:33,083
You good guy deputies
Will need other way
412
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:36,583
To chase bad guys
To their hideout.
413
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,125
A federation
Police cruiser?
414
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:40,708
A rad one!
415
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:41,458
Ha. Eh...
416
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:45,083
626 took it during
His original escape to earth.
417
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,000
Uflasium powered,
Seats 5,
418
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,875
Zero to hyper space
In .02 microseconds.
419
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:54,583
Also, note snazzy
Leopard-print upholstery.
420
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,458
[laughs]
421
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:57,333
[engine starts]
422
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,166
You guys get going.
423
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:05,000
I know exactly what
Detective dicky copper
Would do next.
424
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:10,333
Those coppers
Will never find us
At our new hideout.
425
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,875
Whoa!
426
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,375
Huh?
Huh?
427
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:25,083
I've got you now.
428
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:26,416
What?
429
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,708
Yee-haw!
430
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,708
Don't shoot!
431
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:37,458
Hop in.
432
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:41,875
We'll take it on the lam
Back to the hideout.
433
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,958
All right, kid.
434
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:49,125
[sirens]
435
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,750
Did that car
Just fly away?
436
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,625
Must be an...
Off-road vehicle.
437
00:19:54,625 --> 00:20:00,583
349: our new hideout
Is the one place
They'd never look...
438
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:04,333
A place
We already robbed.
439
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,000
That's clever,
All right.
440
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,333
You made one teensy
Mistake though.
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441
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,250
Yeah? What's that?
442
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:14,500
Thinking you could
Turn us from good...
443
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,375
To bad.
444
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:17,500
You're busted!
445
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,291
Scatter, clyde!
446
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,250
Uhh!
Uhh!
447
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,375
Nice shot,
Partner.
448
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:31,291
[sirens]
449
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,291
Lilo, I can't believe
You disobeyed me again.
450
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:41,583
You two are in
Real big trouble
This time.
451
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:44,750
I'm going to have
To take you down
To the station.
452
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:46,291
Oh, no, you don't!
453
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:50,083
Those are not
The real thieves...
454
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:50,750
These are!
455
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:54,333
Lilo and stitch and I
Infiltrated the thieves' gang
456
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,708
So they would lead us
To their hideout.
457
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:58,333
That was
A good plan.
458
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,458
It's a very basic
Sting procedure.
459
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:03,625
Don't you watch
Detective dicky copper?
460
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,583
Sorry we disobeyed
You again.
461
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:10,250
We had to to catch
The bad guys.
462
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:14,958
So, are
We off the hook?
463
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:17,166
Well, you were trying
To do the right thing,
464
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,833
And you did get
The bad guys,
465
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:21,458
So...Yeah.
466
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:22,375
You and me are cool.
467
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:27,458
But you
And the municipality
Of kokaua town,
468
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:30,000
That's another story.
469
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:47,583
This making up
Is hard work.
470
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:48,291
Uhh!
471
00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:49,833
And we still
Have to find
472
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:52,833
The one place
Bonnie and clyde belong.
473
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:58,833
Fortunately,
We have 15 to 20 years
To think about it.
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