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Tookie bah waba!
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Hao!
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Iki bah bah.
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Ha ha ha.
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Ha ha ha!
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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Ooocha!
Chi-ka!
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♪ miki miki coconut ♪
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Pleakley,
What are you doing?
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Shh. It's
About to happen--
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The most exciting,
Climactic moment
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Of the daily
Earth experience!
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Mail call!
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Akata!
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Ooh! Ooh!
Evil geniuses first.
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0.9% a.P.R. For me.
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"You may already be
A winner" for jumba.
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Once-a-year
White sale
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For resident.
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I'm resident!
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Even something for
The little monster.
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[blows]
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Oh. Agapa?
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Hmm. It's from the lady
At the animal shelter
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Where we adopted you.
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It says it's time
For your shots.
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Oh. Ok.
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Bye-bye!
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Oh, no, you don't!
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Stitch: go away!
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Come back here!
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Abata iki!
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Aah!
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Abba-tooka!
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Look!
"Mrs. P. Leakley
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"Has been selected
Out of millions
Of earthlings
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For this
One-of-a-kind offer."
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[gasps]
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Me, too!
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[stitch groans]
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Lilo: hey!
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[plunger pops off]
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[whimpers]
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Stitch, come down.
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If you don't
Get your shots,
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You could catch
A mutating virus!
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Nagga shots.
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Ouchie!
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Ok.
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How about this?
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If you come down
And get your shots,
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You can have
Coconut cake
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For breakfast.
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Coconut cake
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And coffee?
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Deal.
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Look at this!
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An aliens
Convention.
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I've got
To go, jumba.
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Why?
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Don't you
Understand?
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It's a gathering
Of other aliens
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Living here
On earth.
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I am not so sure
If flier
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Is so exactly
Meaning that.
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Oh, of course
It does!
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Why, I could
Run in to some
Of my old friends
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From earth
Expert school.
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Oh, I'm all atwitter!
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Just think,
We are not alone.
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I bet
I outhit you
By 50 yards.
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You didn't even
Hit it 50 yards.
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Huh. I could've
Sworn--
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Ah, well.
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[caws]
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[mimics caw]
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[twitters]
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[caws]
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[ribbit ribbit]
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[ribbit]
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[caws]
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[ribbit ribbit]
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[caws]
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[ribbit ribbit]
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[caws]
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Oh, man!
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That noise
Is making me crazy!
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Man on tape: and in order
To achieve success,
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You must never
Accept failure.
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Tell yourself
That you are a doer!
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I am a doer.
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Louder!
Make your mama proud!
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I am a doer!
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Hey, do boy,
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Would you
Keep it down?
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I'm trying to savor
A salami sub in here.
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Computer voice: warning.
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Experiment 258 activated.
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Primary function:
Sonic annoyance.
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Hmm. Drives
People mad
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By sampling sounds
And repeating them
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In an endless,
Grating rhythm.
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625,
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Today I will be
Successful.
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I'm ordering you to not
Let me back in the ship
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Unless I have captured
That experiment.
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Remember, no matter
What I say,
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No matter how much
I implore you,
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Do not let me back in
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Unless I've captured
The experiment.
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Oh, yeah. Ha!
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That'll work.
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I heard that!
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[stitch chomping]
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All done?
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[belches]
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Good. Now let's
Go get your shots.
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Ikata! Zombies!
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Where? Hey!
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We made a deal.
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Come on.
You promised.
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I'm in the shower!
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♪ la la ♪
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♪ la la ♪
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♪ la la la la... ♪
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[flushes toilet]
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Aah!
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[jackhammer drilling]
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[samples
Jackhammer]
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[shouting]
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I am a doer.
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I am a doer.
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Success is
Within my grasp.
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All I have to do
Is seize it.
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Man: ooh-whee!
You are one ugly dog.
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Hey, come back here!
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I am a doer!
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Huh?
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Oh, blitznak.
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Oh, dear.
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Not again.
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Hello. I have
Something here
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That you might
Be interested in.
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No, I'm not calling
From a distant galaxy.
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We're here to see
The something.
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If you guys
Are alien hunters,
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Why are you dressed
Like aliens?
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Well, we're going
To an aliens convention,
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So my mom made
These costumes
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Out of her old
Trailer awn--
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Infiltrate and
Assimilate, ma'am.
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These costumes
Allow us to walk
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Among the e.T.S
Undetected.
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Merwin,
Look at that.
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You think that's
A real live...
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Alien?
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I think so.
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Dean, we are going
To totally rock
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The aliens
Convention!
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You mean,
Like last year?
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Fellow believers,
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I, merwin finklestein,
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Professional alien hunter,
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Present a real live alien.
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Man: dude,
That's an ostrich.
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[laughter]
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No, not
Like last year.
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Lilo: uhh! Stitch!
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We made a deal.
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Uhh! It's just
A couple of shots.
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Uhh! Nagga boo-too.
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Madam, we take
This creature
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In the name
Of space science,
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For the benefit
And advancement
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Of all humankind.
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It's a nice,
Safe place.
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Don't worry.
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Merwin: look!
Another alien!
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Grab him!
Put him in chains!
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Lilo: hey! Aah!
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Dean: he's
On the ceiling.
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Merwin: get him!
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What are you
Doing?!
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Leave stitch
Alone!
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[samples stitch,
Jackhammer]
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Stitch!
Look, it's a...
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Cousin.
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Ha! Gotcha!
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Aah! Ooh! Uhh!
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Ouch.
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Oh, uh,
We come in peace.
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Live long
And prosper.
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Aah!
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Dean!
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Come on!
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That alien
Stole our alien!
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Shh. You got
To keep it down,
Little guy.
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They'll find us.
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Be quiet.
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[ribbit, caw]
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[sampling lilo]
Quiet...
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Ohh!
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[twittering,
Ribbit, jackhammer]
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Stupid, rocky
Earth material!
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Experiment!
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I am a doer.
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I am a doer.
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[258 sampling]
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Come on!
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Uhh uhh!
Ikki takka!
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[sampling]
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[sampling stops]
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00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:07,166
Hey, these tikis
Would look cool
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In your mom's
Basement.
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Right.
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And where am I
Supposed to keep
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All my comic books?
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Oh, yeah.
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00:09:13,625 --> 00:09:15,166
Come on!
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[sampling]
Come on!
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Basement.
Basement. B-b-b--
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[grr]
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Aah! Yikes!
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So, thought
You could hide, huh?
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Sorry, kids.
This little alien is...
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Mine!
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Another one!
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And he's big,
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Outer space big.
250
00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:36,625
Forget
These little guys.
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Let's bag him!
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Ookie takka!
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Out of my way,
Earth forms!
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Hold it
Right there, alien.
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A plasma converting
Pulse cannon
9000 series!
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The most
Feared weapon
In the galaxy!
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Only one known
Countermeasure.
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Run!
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That alien
Totally thinks
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Your ray gun is real.
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What's it made of?
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Toilet paper rolls
And aluminum foil.
Style
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00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:03,166
Cool.
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625, open the door!
265
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Eh, where's
The experiment?
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What?!
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Sorry, squiggly.
268
00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:15,458
Can't let you in
Without the experiment.
269
00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:16,708
Hey, your orders.
270
00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:18,583
By the fires of
The planet kremlot,
271
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,250
I'll break every
Bone in your--
272
00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:24,625
Merwin: I think
He went over that way.
273
00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:29,083
[258 sampling]
274
00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:34,166
Jumba: hey,
Is experiment 258.
275
00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:36,333
Designed
To copy sounds
276
00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,000
And play them back
277
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,583
In annoying
Musical rhythm,
278
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:41,125
Driving entire
Populace to madness
279
00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:44,208
And leading to
Planet-wide mayhem.
280
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,333
Ha ha!
281
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,083
But is
Snappy beat, no?
282
00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,583
Ha ha ha.
283
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:52,000
So it samples
Whatever it hears.
284
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,125
I guess I could
Call him sample.
285
00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:56,250
[sampling lilo]
Sample. S-s-s-sample.
286
00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:59,833
Sample, sample,
Sample, sample...
287
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,000
Well, I'm off
To the convention.
288
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,375
Wow! I didn't
Even know
289
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:07,208
You still had
That outfit.
290
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,208
Bye-bye!
291
00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:10,083
Holding right there.
292
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,708
You cannot going
Dressing like that.
293
00:11:12,708 --> 00:11:14,166
Oh, don't tell me,
294
00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:16,291
The epaulets clash
With my skin tone.
295
00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:18,208
I know, but I
Can't help it.
296
00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,708
They're standard issue.
297
00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:22,333
Is not that.
298
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,750
Alien hunters
And spies
299
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,250
Will be drawn to big
Meeting of aliens.
300
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:29,125
You could be blowing
Our cover big time.
301
00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,083
Oh, pish posh.
302
00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:33,166
This is obviously
The alien social event
Of the season,
303
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:35,750
And I, for one,
Am not going to miss out.
304
00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:38,208
Besides, I'll keep
One big eye out
305
00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:40,208
For your alien hunters.
306
00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:43,000
Ah, I'm coming, too.
307
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,166
Making sure
Not blowing cover.
308
00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:47,250
You maybe
Have one big eye,
309
00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:50,583
But also,
One tiny brain.
310
00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:57,458
Stitch?
311
00:11:57,458 --> 00:11:59,291
Where did you
Put sample?
312
00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:00,375
Mmm. Away.
313
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:01,166
[knock on door]
314
00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:03,625
Pleakley
Must have forgot
His keys again.
315
00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,750
Help! You must
Hide me. Uhh!
316
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,375
Why would we
Help you?
317
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,333
The alien hunters.
They're after me!
318
00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:10,625
Alien hunters?!
319
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:13,375
What'd you
Lead them here for?
320
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,166
They're coming!
321
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:18,250
Please. I'll do
Anything you ask.
322
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,000
All right.
323
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,458
We'll help you hide
324
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,458
If you promise,
325
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,250
If you really
Promise
326
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:26,250
To be good
327
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:28,416
And not try
To take sample.
328
00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:29,875
The experiment?
But I--
329
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,583
Dean: look, its tracks
Lead up here.
330
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,208
Ok, I promise.
I promise.
331
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:34,458
Just tell me
Where to hide!
332
00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:37,333
Quick!
Under the sofa.
333
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,583
Uh-huh. No good.
334
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,458
How about upstairs?
335
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:47,833
Merwin: I bet
It went inside.
336
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,708
Lilo:
Hurry! Hurry!
337
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,583
The hall closet!
Quick!
338
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,500
Uhh!
339
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,500
Uhh!
Uhh!
340
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,416
Uhh!
341
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:05,500
[crash]
342
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,000
What was that?
343
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,125
[caw, ribbit]
344
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:10,875
No! Quiet!
345
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:13,166
[sampling]
Quiet!
346
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,333
Something tells me
347
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:18,708
We just hit
The alien jackpot!
348
00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:20,875
[sampling]
349
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,000
Merwin: give me
A boost, dean.
350
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,375
The aliens are
Definitely inside.
351
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,000
Quiet.
Qui-qui-quiet...
352
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,208
Isn't there
Any way
353
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,833
To shut that
Abomination up?
354
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,291
Come on.
Basement, basement,
355
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,000
B-b-b-basement.
356
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:39,875
Basement.
B-b-b-b-basement...
357
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:40,875
Sample.
358
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:41,958
Sample, sample,
359
00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:45,750
Sample, sample,
Sample...
360
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,000
There's got
To be some way
361
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,750
To get in there!
362
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,875
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
363
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:53,958
They're coming
Through the window!
364
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:54,708
Huh?
365
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,208
[ribbit ribbit]
366
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:57,875
[grr]
367
00:13:57,875 --> 00:14:01,125
Uh, I'm not here.
368
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:03,166
Uhh! Uhh!
369
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:03,875
Merwin?
370
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,958
If you're not gonna help,
Then leave me alone!
371
00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,875
[grunting]
372
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,458
But...
373
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,875
The door's unlocked.
374
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,000
Oh. I knew that.
375
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,458
[crash]
376
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:21,208
Quick! Everyone
This way!
377
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,833
Uhh!
378
00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:28,708
Aha!
Dirty space bugs!
379
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:31,500
It's pointless
To hide.
380
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,000
Ikkata! Ikkata!
381
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,875
I'm coming.
382
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,583
Uhh!
383
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:40,375
Looks like we
Got the big prize.
384
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:44,083
What--
What happened
To gantu?
385
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,583
Gantu: uhh!
386
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,083
Uhh!
387
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,833
Uhh! Huh?
388
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:50,833
[thud]
389
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,125
Oh, no.
390
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,333
Aka boo.
391
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:57,125
No. We can't just
Leave him behind.
392
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,166
We promised
To help him,
393
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,458
And a deal's
A deal.
394
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,833
Ok.
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395
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:12,750
Hey, where'd
Everybody go?
396
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,583
Aah! Uhh!
397
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:15,875
You see, gentlemen,
398
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,291
I told you
It would be easy.
399
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:19,083
Lilo: uhh!
400
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,625
Stitch: stupid head.
401
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,416
Gantu, you can't
Let them take you
402
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:26,375
To the aliens
Convention.
403
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:27,833
They'll
Tell everybody
404
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,000
You're an alien.
405
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:29,750
Correction.
406
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:33,250
They'll tell everybody
you're aliens.
407
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:36,125
But we made a deal.
408
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:38,208
And I made a new deal.
409
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,458
I affect your capture,
410
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,291
You 2 appear in
The alien demonstration
411
00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:43,083
At the convention,
412
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:46,833
And then they hand
258 over to me.
413
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:47,958
Uhh! Gabba!
414
00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:50,000
Shoobie cheebba!
415
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:50,708
Quiet, trog.
416
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:54,083
We'll turn
That plasma
Cannon on you.
417
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,458
[grr]
418
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,875
Is my hair
On straight?
419
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:02,875
That's better.
420
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:03,958
But you don't need it.
421
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:06,625
I feel completely
At home here.
422
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:08,125
Ha! You say.
423
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:11,000
I think you're
Sticking out
Like sore thumb.
424
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:15,083
Greetings,
Fellow aliens.
425
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,291
Shee. Then again,
Maybe is my thumb
426
00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:22,250
That is sticking
And soreing.
427
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,333
See? Did I
Not tell you.
428
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:27,958
I did. I told you.
429
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:30,500
Eat laser,
Earthling!
430
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,500
Ha ha ha!
431
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,291
Deadly laser!
432
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,125
Advanced kruzarkian
Technology.
433
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:37,291
You better take off your
Ingenious earth disguise.
434
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:39,250
What? You mean hair?
435
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,458
Boy: hey, cool!
436
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,291
Who are you
Supposed to be?
437
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,583
I--I am
Jumba jookiba
438
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,000
Of qwenta kwan,
439
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000
Evil genius scientist.
440
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,833
Creator of illegal
Genetic mutations
441
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:53,416
Capable of destructing
Entire universe.
442
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:54,833
Oh, awesome!
443
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:55,875
I'm tron treepsorp,
444
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:59,583
Wing commander
Of the rebel alliance.
445
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:04,208
Uh, got any pins
You want to trade?
446
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:08,500
Look!
447
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:11,166
Clargozonians!
448
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,000
And they're
Still inside
449
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,166
Their polyacetate
Sleep pods.
450
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:19,000
Real aliens, huh?
451
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,458
Ha ha. Looks
Like some koala.
452
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,375
Couldn't find
An ostrich this year?
453
00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:28,166
No. This year,
454
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,208
They're really real.
455
00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:31,750
They are not real.
456
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,458
One of them's
My dog,
457
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:36,208
And the other one
Is, uh...
458
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,500
My other dog!
459
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,458
Gantu: don't be absurd.
460
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,875
Their physiology is
Obviously too bizarre
461
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,166
To be terrene.
462
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:46,083
Great costume, guy.
463
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,583
I'm not wearing any...
464
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:51,083
Um, underwear.
465
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:54,458
A little too much
Subspace information
466
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:55,833
For this cadet.
467
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:59,000
Ok, I'll
Put you guys on.
468
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,375
It should be worth
A laugh, anyway.
469
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,083
[band playing]
470
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,291
Jumba: oh, boy.
471
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:17,708
What planet
Are they from?
472
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:20,500
No rhythmia ii?
Ha ha ha!
473
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,166
They are
Just terrible!
474
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:24,625
If I had ears,
I'd plug them.
475
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,250
Alannia!
476
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:31,458
Alannia, is that you?
It's pleakley.
477
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:34,000
We went to the prom
Together.
478
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,083
You always were
A fragile little thing.
479
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,125
Man over p.A.: greetings,
Aliens and spacemen.
480
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:42,750
Can I have your attention?
481
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,208
Right on this stage
482
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,208
For the second year
In a row,
483
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,583
Merwin and dean
484
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,125
And their real live aliens
485
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:52,458
From outer space...Space...
Space...Space...Space.
486
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:55,750
[sarcastically]
Whoa, this
Ought to be good.
487
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,875
What's so special
About aliens?
488
00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,208
We're all real live
Aliens here.
489
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:03,208
[coughs]
What a geek.
490
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,458
Every year, we come
To this convention
491
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,375
Pretending and hoping
492
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,125
To see real aliens,
493
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:12,500
Instead of just
Our friends in costumes.
494
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,000
Costumes?
495
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,583
It's show time,
Trogs. Wha--
496
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,000
Ikki taka!
497
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,875
Come back here, you!
498
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:20,875
Nagga.
499
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,208
[crash]
500
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:24,458
Ikki takka!
501
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,458
Fellow believers,
502
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,708
I, merwin finklestein,
503
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:31,958
Professional alien hunter,
504
00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:34,125
Am proud to present
505
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:37,208
A real live alien.
506
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,125
[crowd gasps]
507
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,166
Huh?
508
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,375
But we had a deal!
509
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:44,583
Yeah, we did.
510
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,208
But you let those
Other 2 get away!
511
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:50,583
So you're gonna
Take their place.
512
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:53,125
Oh, you think so?
513
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:53,833
Ok, ok.
514
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,583
Just be careful
With that thing.
515
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:57,125
Oh, no.
You were right.
516
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,708
They're big, nasty
Alien hunters
517
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:02,125
With a big, nasty
Plasma convertor
Pulse cannon,
518
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,708
And you and I
Are in big trouble!
519
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:08,291
Blah! Big hunters
Are big phonies
520
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,333
And so is gun.
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521
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,291
Looks like plasma
Convertor 9000 series,
522
00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:14,875
But is obvious fake.
523
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:15,958
See, stitch?
524
00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:17,958
Never bail out
On a deal,
525
00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:20,000
Because
What goes around
526
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,083
Comes around.
527
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,000
Note that aliens
528
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,375
Are much less
Intelligent
529
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,125
Than we might
Have expected.
530
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,458
What?! Hey, I--
531
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:30,750
[grr]
532
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,458
Also, they're
Kind of ugly.
533
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:34,708
But they're
Very obedient.
534
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:38,458
Do a little jig
For us, alien.
535
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,583
Hee hee!
Come on, stitch.
536
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,291
That gave me
A good idea
537
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:49,458
For sample's
One true place.
538
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,291
Come on, cousin.
539
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,416
But isn't this bad?
Our secret's out.
540
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:56,416
They believe gantu
Is a real alien.
541
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:57,458
What a fake!
542
00:20:57,458 --> 00:21:00,208
That's totally a samoan
In a whale suit.
543
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:03,208
Can you believe
How lame these guys are?
544
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:04,875
Yeah. I mean,
Get a life.
545
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:08,958
Yeah. Let's go play
dungeons & doorknobs.
546
00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:10,500
Hey, guys.
Let's go dance
547
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:14,416
To funk roswell
And the tall greys.
548
00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:15,416
But why?
549
00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:17,250
They're terrible.
550
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,291
Not anymore.
551
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:21,125
They've got
A new rhythm section.
552
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:24,875
[band playing]
553
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:27,333
[258 sampling]
554
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:31,458
Look at him go.
555
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,416
I thought he
Was just programmed
To be annoying.
556
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:36,250
I guess
For disco dancing,
557
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:39,833
Annoying rhythmical
Beat is good thing.
558
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:47,083
Come on,
Let's boogie!
559
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Stitch: ooh!
Shageela, baby!
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