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♪ I've waited all
day for tonight ♪
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♪ I'm watching the door
waiting for your outline ♪
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♪ And when you show up, your
face Flickers like a cinema
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♪ Playing all the cards ♪
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♪ I was hoping to give you ♪
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♪ And I got all dressed up
To go nowhere and I wanna
spend the evening ♪
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♪ With you there ♪
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♪ When my eyes see you ♪
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♪ They go iridescent ♪
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♪ I'm so wrapped in you ♪
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♪ I wanna be your present ♪
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♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, I wear a
little black dress ♪
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♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, I wear a
little black dress ♪
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♪ The sight of your
mouth sliding up slow ♪
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♪ Lids that half blink
'cause they refuse to close ♪
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♪ Does your hand
go to your chest ♪
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♪ To keep your heart from
breaking 'Cause when I'm
memorizing you ♪
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♪ I have to do the same thing ♪
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♪ And then the
space that I hate because
this between us is close ♪
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♪ The sounds that you make
To me, are pure gold ♪
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♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, I wear a
little black dress ♪
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♪ A little black dress ♪
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♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, I wear a
little black dress ♪
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What the fuck?
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Hello?
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Hi, Patrick.
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Come on, it's not that late.
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It is when
your kids are gonna
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be waking you up in a few hours.
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Just do what Mom did,
tell 'em to get their asses
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back in bed or else Santa
will give their presents
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to poor black kids.
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God,
she was a bitch.
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Was?
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Oh, right, now she's a cunt.
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Um, hey, remember at
lunch the other day
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that book I was reading,
"Undiscovered Girl"?
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The one about the
teenage blogger?
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Are you smoking?
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What?
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No, I quit.
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Stop.
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Look, anyway, I just
finished reading the book
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and at the end Katie,
that's the blogger's name,
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Katie Kampenfelt,
she goes missing.
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What, you mean--
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She narrates the whole
book and then at the end
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her mom takes over
and says that a ton
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of what Katie told
us about herself,
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even her name, it isn't true.
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And then after her last blog
entry she got into her car
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and she was never seen again.
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She's never used any
of her credit cards
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and never used a cell phone.
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The mom wants us to
try to help find her.
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So, what are you--
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I just, I need to know what
happened to her, you know?
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Like...
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Was she kidnapped?
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Did she run away?
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They discovered a dead
body at the end of the book
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but we don't know if
it's Katie or not.
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You're talking
about her like she's real.
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She could be.
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Maybe it could be
based on a true story.
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It's possible, right?
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Where'd
you buy the book?
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Amazon.
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Fiction
or nonfiction?
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Wait, didn't you
say a guy wrote it?
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I'm sorry, I'm-
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Lonely, I know.
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Get some sleep.
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Come over whenever
you want tomorrow.
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The earlier the better.
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Oh, hey, tell Mom
to pick up a gallon
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of apple cider on the way.
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Okay.
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Love you.
- Love you, too.
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Dear Katie,
I just finished your book
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and now I can't sleep.
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I keep imagining your body
lying in the woods somewhere.
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Empty eyes, wet, filthy hair.
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Bugs crawling inside
your nose and ears.
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It's been awhile since
my mind turned this dark.
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What can I say?
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I'm by myself too much.
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I overthink everything.
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Anyway, I'm not an idiot.
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I know you're not really Katie.
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You're just an author.
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Some dude trying to sell books.
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But if you really were
Katie, we'd be best friends.
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I know it.
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♪ Why don't we give it a try ♪
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♪ So let's give it a try ♪
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♪ With you and me ♪
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♪ Give it a try ♪
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♪ So, let's give it a whoa ♪
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♪ Why don't we give it ♪
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Do you think he's
gonna write back?
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Who?
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The writer.
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Oh.
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He's probably too busy
jerking off in the mirror.
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What do you mean?
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Well, yeah, he
wants to sell books,
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but he also wants
fangirls to write him
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and tell him what
a genius he is.
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It's pathetic.
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Let it go.
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Yeah.
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Dear
Katie, I loved your book.
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I'm 16 and I live
in a wheelchair.
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What happened to you?
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Are you dead?
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I won't tell anyone, I promise.
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Dear
Katie, my father was a lawyer
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and a drug addict
who beat the shit out
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of me and my two brothers.
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When I was in the third
grade he overdosed and died.
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It left a hole in my heart
so huge nothing can fill it.
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If you were real, I
know you'd understand.
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Dear Katie, one night
last summer my boyfriend
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and I made love for
three hours straight.
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Tonight memories of
him tear me apart.
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If you're really
flesh and blood,
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thank you so much
for listening to me.
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Is this some sort of joke?
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Your mom said that
you disappeared.
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My mom
didn't write that, I did,
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and I never disappeared.
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I just wanted to
end my blog forever,
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cancel my reality show, so
I pretended to be my mom.
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But
if you're a real person
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why is your book
sold as fiction?
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And why is there a
man's name on the cover?
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Same reason I made up
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the name Katie Kampenfelt;
to be anonymous.
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I think private lives
should stay private.
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I'm a big fan of boundaries.
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Do you
write back to every reader
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who contacts you?
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Actually, you're the first.
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It's obvious you're smart,
cool, and need a friend.
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So do I.
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And according to your Facebook
we live only 87 miles apart,
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which is wonderful.
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But
if you never write back
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why even bother having
a contact button?
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Because I love being loved.
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What's better than fan mail?
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You wouldn't believe
how much I get.
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Elle, my publisher
forwarded me your letter.
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I'm sorry to have
to tell you this,
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but I have nothing to do
with KatieKampenfelt.com.
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I have no idea who
created this site
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or who's emailing you,
but it's not Katie,
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because she doesn't exist.
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She's just a
character I invented.
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She is not and never was real.
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Be well.
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So, what should I
do about fake Katie?
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Nothing.
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I'll do it.
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Hey, creep.
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The author says you're a liar.
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Katie's make believe.
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Write to me again, I'm
calling my uncle at the FBI.
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You're welcome.
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Okay,
butt head, here's the story.
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I met the author
at a book signing,
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he clearly wanted to bone me,
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so I sent him the link
to my blog archive.
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He loved it, he thought
the way I ended it
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using my mom's voice to say
I disappeared was genius.
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He offered to help me
re-write it and get
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it published as a novel.
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I told him no way, but
if he wanted to do it
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we could split the money.
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Only he'd have to promise never
to tell anyone I was real.
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And that's why he lied to you.
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You see?
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What?
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You actually don't believe me?
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You really think
I made it all up?
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Dude, why would I even do that?
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Men do all kinds of
sick shit for no reason.
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Either you're a
Christian or you're not.
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Clearly she's not,
otherwise she wouldn't
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have married a Jew.
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At least not that one.
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Do you know he didn't
even give little Olivia
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a choice about the bar mitzvah?
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Can you imagine?
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Bat, not bar.
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I don't care
if he did adopt her,
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it doesn't give him the
right to impose his faith
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on a defenseless child.
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It's...
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Where do you think you're going?
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Plate, sink.
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♪ How could you do this to me ♪
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♪ How could you do this to her ♪
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♪ This heart below mine ♪
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♪ Will breathe outside air ♪
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♪ In just three month's time ♪
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♪ How could you make
my life harder ♪
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♪ When before you
were my only rock ♪
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♪ You took my heart with you ♪
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♪ Now I'm left in ashes ♪
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♪ And nobody's here ♪
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♪ To clean up ♪
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My
best friend Natasha thinks
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you're dangerous,
but I'm not sure what
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I'm supposed to be afraid of.
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You can't get any
money out of me,
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because I don't have any.
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You can't hurt me worse
than I hurt myself.
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The first time you wrote you
said that you were listening.
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It's what I need more
than anything right now.
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Can I tell you my story?
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Please.
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Are you judgmental?
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Yeah, right.
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My story is about the
infinite stupidity of love.
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You can relate, of course.
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You swear you won't tell anyone?
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On my vaginal health.
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I'll write it
out in big chunks.
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Where do I begin?
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My mom made me audition
for the cheerleading squad
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even though cheering
represents pretty much
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everything I hate about America.
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L-E-T-S-G-O,
let's go, let's go.
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L-E-T-S-G-O, let's go, let's go.
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L-E-T-S-G-O, let's go, let's go.
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Go, Bulls!
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Thank you for your time.
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Dude, I would cum
on her face with the force
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of a thousand suns.
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That little brown one
was pretty hot, too.
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Yeah.
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But what if you knocked her up?
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Consider the genetic
consequences.
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Ooh, you make an
excellent point, sir.
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Wait, who was the one
from the Special Olympics?
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Elle something.
- Right.
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Cute face, but, curses
on them tiny titties.
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I
knew they were idiots.
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Didn't matter.
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♪ Sweet girl ♪
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♪ Oh you're, oh you're,
oh you're so sweet girl ♪
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♪ Sweet girl ♪
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♪ Where have you gone ♪
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00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,163
♪ Where have you gone ♪
261
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:46,798
Did you swallow these?
262
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,767
♪ Where have you gone ♪
263
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,369
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
264
00:17:50,501 --> 00:17:54,639
♪ Where have you
gone, my sweet girl ♪
265
00:17:57,008 --> 00:18:01,012
♪ Sweet girl ♪
- Thank God it's coming up.
266
00:18:01,145 --> 00:18:04,047
You have been given
every advantage.
267
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:05,284
Why should I pay for college?
268
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,918
What you need is
missionary work.
269
00:18:08,051 --> 00:18:12,156
A few weeks at our camp in Ghana
would wake you up pretty fast.
270
00:18:12,289 --> 00:18:14,325
They live on a dollar a day!
271
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,229
Come on.
272
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,731
Mommy.
273
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,567
That's enough for today.
274
00:18:22,866 --> 00:18:25,470
Sweet
dreams, beautiful girl.
275
00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:30,841
Don't call me that.
276
00:18:30,974 --> 00:18:32,243
Why not?
277
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:34,645
You seriously think I'm a dude?
278
00:18:35,513 --> 00:18:36,781
Fap, fap, fap, fap.
279
00:18:36,914 --> 00:18:38,148
I'm sorry.
280
00:18:38,282 --> 00:18:41,051
Don't be mad, it's
just so ridiculous.
281
00:18:41,185 --> 00:18:42,487
Want me to send you a pic?
282
00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:57,267
You look just like
I thought you would.
283
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,772
Dear
Katie, as soon as I started
284
00:19:01,905 --> 00:19:04,541
to love you toward the end
I knew you'd be destroyed.
285
00:19:04,674 --> 00:19:07,478
Pretty much everyone I've
ever loved has died on me.
286
00:19:08,445 --> 00:19:09,914
Why is God so cruel?
287
00:19:12,383 --> 00:19:14,286
I hated college.
288
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:15,720
After freshman year
I begged my mom
289
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,356
to let me transfer
to art school.
290
00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:20,024
Instead, she pulled
strings to get me into
291
00:19:20,157 --> 00:19:24,494
a Christian sorority, also
known as hell on earth.
292
00:19:33,704 --> 00:19:37,007
♪ You've moved to
the back of my mind ♪
293
00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:42,347
♪ Your outline glows ♪
294
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:47,351
♪ I just can't get
outta my mind ♪
295
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,954
Excuse me.
296
00:19:50,087 --> 00:19:52,456
I seem to have lost my
virginity, can I have yours?
297
00:19:53,191 --> 00:19:54,560
Offensive lineman?
298
00:19:55,926 --> 00:19:57,328
Why do you say that?
299
00:19:57,461 --> 00:20:00,531
Because that was
an offense line, man.
300
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,668
Yo, my name's-
- Hold on, hold on,
301
00:20:03,801 --> 00:20:04,635
let me guess.
302
00:20:07,805 --> 00:20:08,640
Kyle.
303
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,309
Not even close.
304
00:20:11,442 --> 00:20:13,110
Biff?
305
00:20:13,244 --> 00:20:14,211
Nope, it's-
306
00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:15,380
Okay, hold on.
307
00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:17,482
Chip.
308
00:20:18,281 --> 00:20:19,283
Chad.
309
00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:22,987
Oh, I'm getting warmer.
310
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:27,358
Um, oh, I know.
311
00:20:27,491 --> 00:20:30,561
You're a Tad.
312
00:20:31,528 --> 00:20:33,263
How did you do that?
313
00:20:33,397 --> 00:20:36,766
It's magic and
you're a tad annoying.
314
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,737
Not so fast.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
315
00:20:38,869 --> 00:20:40,404
Hey, too rough.
316
00:20:40,538 --> 00:20:41,807
They
say you know everything
317
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,609
about a person the
minute you meet them.
318
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:45,743
I sure did.
319
00:20:47,578 --> 00:20:51,882
Look, you don't
know how to kiss.
320
00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:01,460
There is one right way
and a million wrong ways.
321
00:21:02,593 --> 00:21:05,597
But don't worry,
'cause I can teach you.
322
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:09,634
And for years bitches
be like damn, boy,
323
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,670
where you learn
to kiss like that?
324
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,606
I have a better idea.
325
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:19,211
Shut the fuck up.
326
00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:21,946
It
went on for months.
327
00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:24,482
I saw the way
you looked at him.
328
00:21:26,483 --> 00:21:28,619
He
always cried afterwards.
329
00:21:30,221 --> 00:21:33,725
Apologized, said it
would never happen again.
330
00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:48,907
Pretty nasty.
331
00:21:49,039 --> 00:21:50,074
Yeah, he is.
332
00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:55,612
Your boyfriend did this?
333
00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:57,649
Indirectly.
334
00:21:58,548 --> 00:21:59,650
And this?
335
00:22:00,751 --> 00:22:01,652
This?
336
00:22:05,355 --> 00:22:06,390
Directly.
337
00:22:09,894 --> 00:22:11,663
Isn't it time to move on?
338
00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,001
I guess
it just depends.
339
00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:19,737
On what?
340
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,907
On whether or not
I deserve better.
341
00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:27,079
What will it
take to convince you?
342
00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:33,018
Um, I don't know, maybe death?
343
00:22:37,521 --> 00:22:38,689
I'm sorry.
344
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,694
I'm sorry.
345
00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:48,566
Will he let you go?
346
00:22:52,702 --> 00:22:53,871
Not without a fight.
347
00:22:55,272 --> 00:22:56,707
Let's avoid that, okay?
348
00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:01,046
How?
349
00:23:02,713 --> 00:23:03,914
We live together.
350
00:23:05,115 --> 00:23:07,084
Do you have someone
who can help you move out?
351
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:09,788
Maybe someone from
your sorority.
352
00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:10,756
No.
353
00:23:16,626 --> 00:23:17,528
Parent?
354
00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:24,769
Mom, I...
355
00:23:26,570 --> 00:23:28,171
Yeah.
356
00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:29,474
Look, see I...
357
00:23:31,174 --> 00:23:33,744
I'm thinking about
hurting myself again.
358
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,114
I dream...
359
00:23:41,986 --> 00:23:43,755
Can I please just come home?
360
00:23:45,455 --> 00:23:46,724
Um, Patrick?
361
00:23:47,924 --> 00:23:50,594
If I did quit school, could I...
362
00:23:51,762 --> 00:23:53,764
Could I maybe stay
with you and Marcy?
363
00:23:53,897 --> 00:23:56,700
You know, just like until
I get like an apartment
364
00:23:56,834 --> 00:23:59,104
or, you know, like a job.
365
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,839
I mean, I could babysit for you.
366
00:24:06,911 --> 00:24:10,815
I was thinking that maybe
I could move out there
367
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:13,485
and like stay with
you for a bit.
368
00:24:14,451 --> 00:24:16,787
I won't be in your
way at all, I...
369
00:24:17,788 --> 00:24:19,924
And once I get a job I can...
370
00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:33,337
♪ Dear, baby bird ♪
371
00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:37,609
♪ Dear, sparrow ♪
372
00:24:37,741 --> 00:24:42,245
♪ You look a lot like me ♪
373
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:45,649
♪ When I lost my wings ♪
374
00:24:45,782 --> 00:24:48,785
♪ Dear, baby bird ♪
375
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,623
♪ Don't be discouraged ♪
376
00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:56,561
♪ Baby, freedom doesn't come ♪
377
00:24:56,694 --> 00:25:01,799
♪ In touching the sky ♪
378
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:06,470
♪ You look a lot me ♪
379
00:25:06,604 --> 00:25:09,841
♪ When I lost my wings ♪
380
00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:22,720
I hardly
knew my oldest brother Connor.
381
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:25,389
He left for college right
after my father died.
382
00:25:25,522 --> 00:25:29,059
Then he went to law school and
only came home for Christmas.
383
00:25:29,193 --> 00:25:32,863
By the time I was in high school
he never came home at all.
384
00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:34,933
I never knew why.
385
00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:41,539
Oh, Ellie belly.
386
00:25:41,672 --> 00:25:43,542
You need so much love.
387
00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:45,176
I do.
388
00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:54,052
Hey, meet the
in-house expert, huh?
389
00:25:57,422 --> 00:26:00,325
This is my fiance, Joseph.
390
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:02,894
Delighted.
391
00:26:09,933 --> 00:26:11,902
You really had no clue?
392
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:16,908
Hello?
393
00:26:21,145 --> 00:26:22,046
Are you there?
394
00:26:23,013 --> 00:26:24,748
Paging Elle Overton.
395
00:26:31,855 --> 00:26:33,924
Please don't disappear again.
396
00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:36,126
I'm begging you.
397
00:26:46,636 --> 00:26:50,707
♪ Struggling to feel something ♪
398
00:26:50,842 --> 00:26:55,947
♪ Other than this pain ♪
399
00:26:57,381 --> 00:27:00,685
♪ Don't know why I
can't clear my mind ♪
400
00:27:00,818 --> 00:27:02,653
Sweetheart,
you're roasting.
401
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:03,955
You want a hat?
402
00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:06,658
You need a hat.
403
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:14,899
Multiple choice:
404
00:27:15,032 --> 00:27:16,833
you're ghosting me because, A,
405
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:19,336
telling your life
story is painful.
406
00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:23,540
B, Natasha found out we're
pen pals and kicked your ass.
407
00:27:23,673 --> 00:27:26,610
Or C, you killed yourself.
408
00:27:26,743 --> 00:27:28,045
C is closest.
409
00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:31,216
Writing to me doesn't
410
00:27:31,348 --> 00:27:32,650
make you feel better?
411
00:27:33,450 --> 00:27:34,319
Does a little.
412
00:27:35,185 --> 00:27:36,486
Temporarily.
413
00:27:36,619 --> 00:27:39,823
♪ I don't like this party ♪
414
00:27:39,957 --> 00:27:42,527
♪ Anymore ♪
415
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:47,832
♪ I can't feel my feet
up off the floor ♪
416
00:27:47,964 --> 00:27:49,199
♪ Do do do do do do ♪
417
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:50,301
Here's the next chapter.
418
00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:51,268
Enjoy!
419
00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:53,037
Come, come on!
420
00:27:53,170 --> 00:27:55,039
♪ Do do do do do do ♪
421
00:27:55,172 --> 00:27:56,874
♪ Do do do do do do ♪
422
00:27:57,007 --> 00:27:58,109
When
my mom found out Connor
423
00:27:58,241 --> 00:27:59,976
took me in, she
called him Judas.
424
00:28:01,211 --> 00:28:04,815
If she'd known he was gay,
she would've hired a hitman.
425
00:28:05,682 --> 00:28:06,950
I don't get Joan Crawford.
426
00:28:07,084 --> 00:28:09,854
Her shoulder pads were
like condor wings.
427
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,483
Hi.
428
00:28:40,617 --> 00:28:42,886
Molly Andrews, such a
pleasure to meet you, Elle.
429
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:44,288
Thank you, same here.
430
00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:46,257
Did Sage offer you
something to drink?
431
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:49,493
Diet soda, coffee,
coconut water?
432
00:28:49,626 --> 00:28:51,528
I'm fine, thanks.
433
00:28:51,662 --> 00:28:52,497
Come in.
434
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:01,071
Welcome to En Garde Creative.
435
00:29:01,905 --> 00:29:04,007
Thanks, I'm so
grateful to be here.
436
00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:05,243
Even just-
- Your brother thinks
437
00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:07,177
the world of you
and my boss thinks
438
00:29:07,311 --> 00:29:08,578
the world of your brother, so-
439
00:29:08,712 --> 00:29:10,914
Here we are.
- Yeah.
440
00:29:11,048 --> 00:29:12,750
How much do you know about us?
441
00:29:14,384 --> 00:29:16,887
Well, just what's
on the website,
442
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:19,223
but I wanna know everything.
443
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:22,827
Well, we're
small, but growing.
444
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,362
Our work is exclusively digital,
445
00:29:24,494 --> 00:29:26,229
marketing directly
via email, text,
446
00:29:26,363 --> 00:29:28,866
social media, and
search engines.
447
00:29:28,999 --> 00:29:31,702
Right now all of our
clients are domestic,
448
00:29:31,835 --> 00:29:33,204
located west of the Mississippi,
449
00:29:33,337 --> 00:29:35,238
but we are starting to
attract some interest
450
00:29:35,372 --> 00:29:38,510
in the Pacific rim as
well, so who knows.
451
00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:42,179
Wow, really exciting.
452
00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:43,148
It is.
453
00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:45,115
Now tell me about you.
454
00:29:47,384 --> 00:29:50,287
Well, um, I was blown
away when Connor told
455
00:29:50,421 --> 00:29:53,690
me about the job because
in college I majored
456
00:29:53,824 --> 00:29:57,529
in marketing with a special
focus on interactive media.
457
00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:01,498
I actually left because
I just felt like...
458
00:30:01,632 --> 00:30:04,802
I felt trapped in the
classroom setting, you know,
459
00:30:04,934 --> 00:30:06,804
it just felt theoretical.
460
00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:10,007
Like it was sort of just
like I really wanted
461
00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:12,343
some real world experien...
462
00:30:15,646 --> 00:30:19,549
Oh, I got bit by a dog.
463
00:30:19,682 --> 00:30:20,517
What kind?
464
00:30:22,051 --> 00:30:23,153
A beagle.
465
00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:26,857
I had one as a kid.
466
00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:28,458
It got run over
right in front of me,
467
00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:30,361
I still haven't recovered.
468
00:30:31,428 --> 00:30:32,463
Oh.
469
00:30:32,596 --> 00:30:33,398
Dave Hastings.
470
00:30:36,133 --> 00:30:38,035
Welcome aboard, Connor's sister.
471
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,772
Wait, you mean, I-
472
00:30:40,904 --> 00:30:41,905
That's right.
473
00:30:47,009 --> 00:30:48,478
We're over here.
474
00:30:49,046 --> 00:30:50,081
Go ahead, hop on.
475
00:30:51,147 --> 00:30:53,917
Okay.
476
00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:56,454
You might want to check
underneath first, though.
477
00:30:56,586 --> 00:30:58,855
Your predecessor stuck
her chewed gum down there.
478
00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:00,425
That's why I fired her.
479
00:31:00,557 --> 00:31:02,025
Wait, really?
480
00:31:02,159 --> 00:31:03,862
No, I dreamed her paltry.
481
00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:05,996
Oh.
482
00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:07,565
So, let's talk business.
483
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,601
What did Connor say about me?
484
00:31:10,733 --> 00:31:14,170
That you are charismatic,
brilliant and funny.
485
00:31:14,304 --> 00:31:16,073
He didn't mention humble?
486
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,508
No.
- That's weird.
487
00:31:22,613 --> 00:31:25,450
So, tell me more
about the gum chewer.
488
00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:28,118
Because you don't wanna
make the same mistakes?
489
00:31:28,251 --> 00:31:30,287
Yeah, I wanna make new ones.
490
00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:32,090
She was just too passive.
491
00:31:32,222 --> 00:31:34,658
If there's a way for the
office to run more efficiently,
492
00:31:34,791 --> 00:31:35,925
I wanna know about it.
493
00:31:36,059 --> 00:31:37,226
If there's something
in my blind spot
494
00:31:37,361 --> 00:31:38,663
I need you to
scream, "Watch out".
495
00:31:38,796 --> 00:31:40,998
Maybe you have a concept
for one of our campaigns,
496
00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:43,000
it doesn't matter if it's
above your pay grade,
497
00:31:43,133 --> 00:31:44,135
I wanna hear it.
498
00:31:51,307 --> 00:31:53,175
♪ Who would've guessed ♪
499
00:31:53,309 --> 00:31:56,480
♪ This is where I'd be ♪
500
00:31:56,614 --> 00:32:01,686
♪ Caught between
romantic, tragic comedy ♪
501
00:32:02,153 --> 00:32:03,554
♪ I'm a girl ♪
502
00:32:03,686 --> 00:32:06,322
♪ Who might not know
what's good for me ♪
503
00:32:06,457 --> 00:32:08,626
♪ 'Cause you're the bad boy ♪
504
00:32:08,759 --> 00:32:12,962
♪ But you just look
so interesting ♪
505
00:32:13,096 --> 00:32:18,002
♪ Hey
I can't help it, I love
feeling wrong with you ♪
506
00:32:18,134 --> 00:32:20,971
♪ And we're right together ♪
507
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:23,841
♪ Or are we better incomplete ♪
508
00:32:23,974 --> 00:32:28,210
♪ I can't help it, I love
feeling lost with you ♪
509
00:32:28,345 --> 00:32:31,082
♪ Are we lost together ♪
510
00:32:31,214 --> 00:32:35,018
♪ Or do we contrast perfectly ♪
511
00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:40,057
♪ Do do do do do
do do do do do ♪
512
00:32:40,191 --> 00:32:42,059
♪ Do do do do do ♪
513
00:32:42,192 --> 00:32:43,327
It'll be so much
fun finding them.
514
00:32:45,028 --> 00:32:46,296
Hey, look who's here.
515
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:50,168
My new assistant, Elle Overton.
516
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:51,568
My wife Carmen.
517
00:32:51,701 --> 00:32:53,970
Hi, I've
heard so much about you.
518
00:32:54,104 --> 00:32:55,339
Same here.
519
00:32:55,472 --> 00:32:56,306
So, Elle just had
a great idea about
520
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,442
the Eye Candy account.
521
00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:59,276
You know those eye test charts?
522
00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:00,944
She thought it would be fun
to post a chart each week,
523
00:33:01,077 --> 00:33:03,513
but hidden inside the jumble
of letters is a promo code.
524
00:33:03,647 --> 00:33:04,981
Baby, will you
tell me in the car?
525
00:33:05,115 --> 00:33:06,650
We're gonna be late.
526
00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:08,319
Shit, I lost track.
527
00:33:09,854 --> 00:33:10,854
Can you close up?
528
00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:12,023
Yeah.
529
00:33:12,823 --> 00:33:13,658
Oh.
530
00:33:15,858 --> 00:33:18,061
Hey, you wanna make extra money?
531
00:33:18,194 --> 00:33:19,162
Uh, who doesn't?
532
00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:21,032
We need a babysitter.
533
00:33:21,164 --> 00:33:22,199
Oh.
534
00:33:22,932 --> 00:33:24,668
You have kids, wow.
535
00:33:24,801 --> 00:33:26,103
Yeah, I would love to.
536
00:33:27,570 --> 00:33:29,940
I have a lot of experience.
537
00:33:30,074 --> 00:33:31,109
Perfect.
538
00:33:39,916 --> 00:33:41,451
I know
what you're thinking,
539
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:44,321
it was just like when you
were hired to be a nanny.
540
00:33:44,453 --> 00:33:46,356
But there was a huge difference.
541
00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:49,560
You were way hotter
than the mom.
542
00:33:51,327 --> 00:33:53,296
I was a boy compared to Carmen.
543
00:34:00,938 --> 00:34:02,206
Perfect timing.
544
00:34:02,338 --> 00:34:04,340
Three minutes after
brewing the antioxidants
545
00:34:04,474 --> 00:34:06,009
start to evaporate.
546
00:34:06,143 --> 00:34:08,846
Is that Facebook
or actual science?
547
00:34:08,978 --> 00:34:10,614
It's actual Twitter.
548
00:34:14,851 --> 00:34:16,020
Rough night?
549
00:34:16,152 --> 00:34:17,086
Yeah, the roughest.
550
00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:18,388
What happened?
551
00:34:20,023 --> 00:34:23,027
Went to a cocktail party
sponsored by a tequila company.
552
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:25,829
I behaved, Carmen didn't.
553
00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:27,165
She, uh...
554
00:34:27,998 --> 00:34:28,999
Oh, she'd kill me.
555
00:34:29,132 --> 00:34:30,935
Well, I won't tell anyone.
556
00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:32,103
I promise.
557
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,342
When I met Carmen she
was just a few years
558
00:34:39,476 --> 00:34:43,080
out of college, I mean, still
pretty much a party girl.
559
00:34:43,213 --> 00:34:44,748
She said she was sick of it,
560
00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:48,686
she wanted a husband, four kids,
and start her own business.
561
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,721
I mean, that
sounded great to me.
562
00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:53,357
So we got married,
Esme was born,
563
00:34:54,324 --> 00:34:56,226
and out of nowhere she announces
564
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,262
she doesn't want anymore kids.
565
00:34:59,096 --> 00:35:00,431
Well, that was a surprise.
566
00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:06,504
When I started En Garde I
assumed she'd get involved,
567
00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:11,842
help us out, but she
doesn't give a shit.
568
00:35:12,809 --> 00:35:14,211
I mean, she wants it
to succeed, of course,
569
00:35:14,344 --> 00:35:15,512
for financial reasons,
but that's it.
570
00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:17,248
So if she doesn't
want anymore kids
571
00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:18,848
and she doesn't care
about the business,
572
00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:20,818
then what makes her happy?
573
00:35:20,951 --> 00:35:21,786
Shopping.
574
00:35:22,885 --> 00:35:24,254
Oh.
575
00:35:24,387 --> 00:35:25,588
A few nights a week she
still goes out partying
576
00:35:25,722 --> 00:35:27,190
with her old college friends.
577
00:35:27,324 --> 00:35:29,225
So she's not over it.
578
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,427
Looks that way.
579
00:35:30,561 --> 00:35:33,263
Anyway, last night she, uh...
580
00:35:33,396 --> 00:35:35,765
Man, this
is so inappropriate.
581
00:35:35,898 --> 00:35:36,800
Oh, my favorite.
582
00:35:38,969 --> 00:35:40,271
She puked up on me.
583
00:35:41,371 --> 00:35:42,473
Wait, literally?
584
00:35:42,606 --> 00:35:44,809
No, trust me, it
was no metaphor.
585
00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:46,176
How does that even happen?
586
00:35:46,309 --> 00:35:47,978
I don't know, I
was fast asleep.
587
00:35:48,110 --> 00:35:51,213
I assumed she'd just staggered
in from the loo and blah.
588
00:35:51,347 --> 00:35:52,315
Oh, my God.
589
00:35:52,449 --> 00:35:53,883
I woke up drenched in puke,
590
00:35:54,016 --> 00:35:55,251
she was passed out on the floor.
591
00:35:55,385 --> 00:35:57,119
I had to take her to
the guest bedroom.
592
00:35:57,253 --> 00:35:58,388
By the time I
finished cleaning up
593
00:35:58,523 --> 00:36:01,159
Esme was awake demanding
breakfast, so...
594
00:36:03,025 --> 00:36:03,993
Yeah.
595
00:36:04,126 --> 00:36:06,229
Oh, you poor thing.
596
00:36:11,768 --> 00:36:13,871
You know, it's nice
to have someone pity me.
597
00:36:16,673 --> 00:36:18,908
Other than myself, of course.
598
00:36:25,849 --> 00:36:27,617
Your emails
are like my favorite novel.
599
00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,825
Oh no, you're depressed again.
600
00:36:43,065 --> 00:36:44,234
Are you bleeding, too?
601
00:36:44,367 --> 00:36:45,535
I am.
602
00:36:46,836 --> 00:36:48,371
I wonder if our
cycles are in sync.
603
00:36:48,505 --> 00:36:50,840
You know, like roomies.
604
00:36:52,608 --> 00:36:54,010
I
loved your book until
605
00:36:54,143 --> 00:36:56,713
I found out it was written
by a middle-aged man.
606
00:36:56,847 --> 00:36:59,016
For to your appropriate
the heart, soul,
607
00:36:59,148 --> 00:37:02,953
and body of a young girl
is absolutely disgusting.
608
00:37:07,224 --> 00:37:09,560
What do
you eat when you're bleeding?
609
00:37:10,793 --> 00:37:13,563
I just ate an entire
bag of kettle corn.
610
00:37:19,903 --> 00:37:22,305
Telling your story
will save your life.
611
00:37:22,438 --> 00:37:23,506
I promise.
612
00:37:23,639 --> 00:37:25,575
It definitely saved mine.
613
00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:30,080
I know how to wake you up.
614
00:37:30,213 --> 00:37:33,384
I'll tell you something
about myself you don't know.
615
00:37:33,516 --> 00:37:34,551
Let me see.
616
00:37:37,420 --> 00:37:39,889
Okay, how's this?
617
00:37:40,023 --> 00:37:40,958
I'm married.
618
00:37:46,463 --> 00:37:47,498
Seriously?
619
00:37:48,798 --> 00:37:50,600
We have a baby.
620
00:37:58,574 --> 00:38:00,243
I thought you got an abortion.
621
00:38:01,311 --> 00:38:03,947
I did, my
daughter was conceived later.
622
00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:06,484
The right way.
623
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,553
With someone who loves
me unconditionally.
624
00:38:15,726 --> 00:38:17,628
I want that so badly.
625
00:38:19,730 --> 00:38:21,098
You'll have it,
626
00:38:21,231 --> 00:38:23,934
and you'll love your baby
as much as I love Sarah.
627
00:38:28,038 --> 00:38:28,873
Sarah.
628
00:38:31,074 --> 00:38:32,476
That's my middle name.
629
00:38:34,643 --> 00:38:35,745
Cool.
630
00:38:37,614 --> 00:38:39,650
Now, please get
back to your story.
631
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,487
Why do you even care?
632
00:38:45,621 --> 00:38:47,624
We're friends.
633
00:38:49,992 --> 00:38:50,927
Strangers.
634
00:38:52,295 --> 00:38:53,663
We're both.
635
00:38:57,166 --> 00:38:58,735
It shouldn't even be possible.
636
00:39:02,405 --> 00:39:04,107
Good job.
637
00:39:06,809 --> 00:39:08,678
This one or this one?
638
00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:14,117
Um, it's so hard to choose.
639
00:39:15,952 --> 00:39:18,388
Which one goes better
with vampire red?
640
00:39:21,523 --> 00:39:22,926
The black one.
641
00:39:23,059 --> 00:39:24,160
You're right.
642
00:39:26,496 --> 00:39:28,398
Miss Elle, you
have pretty lips.
643
00:39:28,530 --> 00:39:29,799
Thank you.
644
00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:30,767
You, too.
645
00:39:33,536 --> 00:39:36,172
So Dave says you wanna
start your own business.
646
00:39:36,306 --> 00:39:37,708
Definitely.
647
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,543
Well we could use some
help over at the office.
648
00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:43,514
How come you don't
drop by more often?
649
00:39:43,646 --> 00:39:45,214
You'll understand
when you have kids.
650
00:39:45,347 --> 00:39:47,783
This little bug kicks my butt
all day, don't you, bonita?
651
00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:49,553
Except when I'm at Rainbow.
652
00:39:49,686 --> 00:39:50,454
What's that?
653
00:39:50,586 --> 00:39:52,021
Her preschool.
654
00:39:52,155 --> 00:39:55,224
After Rainbow Rosalinda
comes over, she's my nanny.
655
00:39:55,358 --> 00:39:58,861
But there are some things
only a mommy can do, right baby?
656
00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:01,431
Rosalinda plays hide
and seek and monsters
657
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:03,066
and we build pillow forts.
658
00:40:03,199 --> 00:40:05,701
Mommy takes you to movies
and yummy restaurants
659
00:40:05,835 --> 00:40:07,771
and buys you pretty dresses.
660
00:40:07,903 --> 00:40:10,440
Mommy, can Miss Elle
take a bath with me?
661
00:40:13,777 --> 00:40:15,613
No, I know.
662
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:18,048
I'm not sure, as quick
as I can darling, okay?
663
00:40:19,483 --> 00:40:20,417
Bye.
664
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,256
This is my favorite.
665
00:40:28,724 --> 00:40:30,259
What do you think of him?
666
00:40:30,393 --> 00:40:31,961
Brilliant.
667
00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:36,266
If you're ever looking
for a present for Carmen.
668
00:40:36,398 --> 00:40:37,466
The bikini or the girl?
669
00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:39,302
The bikini.
670
00:40:39,436 --> 00:40:40,670
It's right up her alley.
671
00:40:40,804 --> 00:40:42,473
It is exactly
why'd she wear it.
672
00:40:43,572 --> 00:40:45,141
I would too if I had her body.
673
00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:55,418
Her closet is like
backstage at Fashion Week,
674
00:40:55,552 --> 00:40:56,787
I mean, it's insane.
675
00:40:57,653 --> 00:40:58,822
How do you afford it?
676
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,256
I don't.
677
00:41:00,389 --> 00:41:01,691
I can't.
678
00:41:01,824 --> 00:41:04,059
She blows through my
trust like play money.
679
00:41:04,193 --> 00:41:06,863
Each month we barely make
it to the finish line.
680
00:41:14,704 --> 00:41:16,874
I am gonna email
the photographer
681
00:41:17,007 --> 00:41:20,343
and see if he is available.
682
00:41:30,086 --> 00:41:31,988
Can I ask you a
personal question?
683
00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:34,825
Why'd I marry her?
684
00:41:41,597 --> 00:41:42,899
Honestly, we had fun at first.
685
00:41:44,233 --> 00:41:46,636
Went to the gym
together, we went hiking.
686
00:41:48,505 --> 00:41:49,973
We traveled loads.
687
00:41:50,106 --> 00:41:53,176
Nonstop shagging, our
chemistry was incredible.
688
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,882
Once Esme was born
all the fun stopped.
689
00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:03,254
No more sex?
690
00:42:04,621 --> 00:42:06,156
On the once-a-month plan now.
691
00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:10,159
Such a cliche.
692
00:42:10,293 --> 00:42:12,729
Even a blind man
could've seen it coming.
693
00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:18,769
Marry for conversation, it's
the only thing that lasts.
694
00:42:28,711 --> 00:42:29,946
So, Mom called.
695
00:42:32,615 --> 00:42:33,883
Welcome back.
696
00:42:35,818 --> 00:42:37,152
What'd she say?
697
00:42:37,286 --> 00:42:42,325
I'm still disowned,
still Judas, but not you.
698
00:42:43,726 --> 00:42:45,261
She said that even
though she'd preferred
699
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,263
if you went back and
finished at State,
700
00:42:47,396 --> 00:42:51,267
she is fine with you going
to any school you want.
701
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,735
Even art school.
702
00:42:52,869 --> 00:42:55,071
She'll pay for it, too,
no questions asked.
703
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,207
Wait, really?
704
00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:58,541
Yeah, yeah.
705
00:42:58,675 --> 00:43:00,210
I'm pretty sure
it's the first time
706
00:43:00,344 --> 00:43:01,879
she's surrendered to
anyone since she spread
707
00:43:02,012 --> 00:43:03,914
her legs for our
lord and savior.
708
00:43:06,648 --> 00:43:07,616
What's the matter? You won.
709
00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:09,053
You're supposed to be happier.
710
00:43:12,688 --> 00:43:14,290
Oh, shit, you don't wanna leave.
711
00:43:17,126 --> 00:43:17,961
What's his name?
712
00:43:21,831 --> 00:43:23,100
You don't know him.
713
00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:26,937
Besides, it doesn't matter,
he's got a girlfriend.
714
00:43:29,972 --> 00:43:30,940
Is he into you?
715
00:43:33,675 --> 00:43:34,711
No.
716
00:43:37,014 --> 00:43:38,916
I don't know, maybe.
717
00:43:39,048 --> 00:43:39,949
Maybe.
718
00:43:45,822 --> 00:43:49,360
Listen,
any guy that you like
719
00:43:49,492 --> 00:43:52,629
who's unavailable, isn't a guy.
720
00:43:53,596 --> 00:43:54,431
He's a drug.
721
00:43:55,398 --> 00:43:57,533
And not like a
drug, an actual one.
722
00:43:58,768 --> 00:44:01,104
And way back in the 80s, what
did the scary skeletor lady
723
00:44:01,237 --> 00:44:04,073
in the White House tell us to
do when we get offered drugs?
724
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,709
I don't know.
725
00:44:06,844 --> 00:44:08,178
Just say no.
726
00:44:09,144 --> 00:44:10,947
Did anyone listen to her?
727
00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:14,584
Of course not.
728
00:44:16,318 --> 00:44:17,686
I should've
phoned home the next day.
729
00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:19,889
It was the perfect
time to leave.
730
00:44:22,958 --> 00:44:24,026
But you thought Dave
731
00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:27,698
was your destiny, didn't you?
732
00:44:32,835 --> 00:44:36,639
♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪
733
00:44:36,773 --> 00:44:39,109
♪ But I gotta tell you ♪
734
00:44:39,242 --> 00:44:41,777
Molly.
♪ I got a thing for you ♪
735
00:44:41,911 --> 00:44:43,146
Hey, you made it back.
736
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,348
I wouldn't miss this.
737
00:44:45,481 --> 00:44:46,615
Happy birthday.
738
00:44:46,748 --> 00:44:47,950
Thank you.
739
00:44:50,286 --> 00:44:51,121
Hey.
740
00:44:52,889 --> 00:44:54,024
Where's Carmen?
741
00:44:54,157 --> 00:44:55,392
Already passed out.
742
00:44:56,592 --> 00:44:57,793
You slip her a roofie?
743
00:44:57,927 --> 00:44:59,562
Yeah, but I didn't
take advantage.
744
00:44:59,695 --> 00:45:01,797
I heard there was cake.
745
00:45:01,931 --> 00:45:03,833
Yeah, she saved you some.
746
00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:05,135
Yeah? Where?
747
00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:07,404
In the kitchen.
748
00:45:10,539 --> 00:45:11,874
What?
749
00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:13,510
I'm just happy
to see you, is all.
750
00:45:13,643 --> 00:45:15,145
You drunk?
751
00:45:15,278 --> 00:45:16,411
Yeah.
752
00:45:16,545 --> 00:45:17,346
Are you?
753
00:45:19,182 --> 00:45:20,016
Stoned?
754
00:45:31,527 --> 00:45:32,361
Come on.
755
00:45:35,264 --> 00:45:39,369
♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪
756
00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:41,938
♪ But I gotta tell you ♪
757
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:45,209
♪ Got a thing for you ♪
758
00:45:45,342 --> 00:45:50,146
♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪
759
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,982
♪ But I gotta tell you ♪
760
00:45:52,114 --> 00:45:56,952
♪ I got this thing for you ♪
761
00:45:57,085 --> 00:46:01,790
♪ Ooh, I hate or love you ♪
762
00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:07,197
♪ More than anyone ♪
763
00:46:08,097 --> 00:46:11,868
♪ Ooh, catch me if you can ♪
764
00:46:12,001 --> 00:46:15,471
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna run ♪
765
00:46:20,409 --> 00:46:24,780
♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪
766
00:46:24,914 --> 00:46:27,115
♪ But I gotta tell you ♪
767
00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:30,120
♪ Got a thing for you ♪
768
00:46:35,324 --> 00:46:39,128
Dave and I continued on
like everything was normal.
769
00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:43,300
But then a week later we
were at the office late
770
00:46:45,902 --> 00:46:47,270
and he kissed me again.
771
00:46:50,139 --> 00:46:55,978
This time he was sober
and I didn't run away.
772
00:46:58,547 --> 00:47:00,082
If I had been a cartoon,
773
00:47:00,215 --> 00:47:02,385
my tongue would've
popped out of his ear.
774
00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:11,094
Then, finally, he
pushed me away.
775
00:47:13,630 --> 00:47:17,968
He said, "I'm so sorry,
but I can't do this."
776
00:47:19,235 --> 00:47:20,971
He was a married man.
777
00:47:22,605 --> 00:47:23,974
I laughed.
778
00:47:24,507 --> 00:47:26,909
Like, what, like I
didn't know that?
779
00:47:27,043 --> 00:47:28,846
But I thought he was joking.
780
00:47:30,179 --> 00:47:35,051
And he said it like I was
the one who kissed him.
781
00:47:36,686 --> 00:47:37,621
It was nuts.
782
00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:41,458
But I didn't freak out.
783
00:47:42,659 --> 00:47:47,531
Just shrugged it off and said,
"You're right, whatever".
784
00:47:51,067 --> 00:47:53,370
Well, I must've been
a pretty good actress
785
00:47:54,570 --> 00:47:58,307
because he actually looked
hurt that I wasn't that upset.
786
00:48:01,978 --> 00:48:04,014
But then he started
kissing me again,
787
00:48:05,081 --> 00:48:07,217
but this time it
was more intense.
788
00:48:09,518 --> 00:48:14,023
He started grabbing my ass,
my boobs outside of my shirt.
789
00:48:16,224 --> 00:48:21,430
And then he got on his
knees, lifted my skirt up,
790
00:48:22,431 --> 00:48:26,636
pulled my underwear down
and started licking me.
791
00:48:30,005 --> 00:48:31,440
It was so fucking dirty.
792
00:48:33,943 --> 00:48:36,980
It's the most exciting thing
that's ever happened to me.
793
00:48:40,782 --> 00:48:42,685
My eyes were open the whole time
794
00:48:44,387 --> 00:48:47,624
and I just kept imagining
somebody walking in on us.
795
00:48:50,527 --> 00:48:52,062
I came so hard.
796
00:48:56,231 --> 00:48:58,968
Then about 10 seconds
later he said,
797
00:49:04,106 --> 00:49:08,244
"Shit, I'm late to meet Carmen".
798
00:49:09,813 --> 00:49:13,283
He got up, door slammed,
799
00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:17,287
and he's gone.
800
00:49:20,824 --> 00:49:21,658
And I...
801
00:49:30,233 --> 00:49:32,469
What
he did to you was rape.
802
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:36,006
Not literally, because
you enjoyed it,
803
00:49:37,173 --> 00:49:39,542
but emotional and
psychological violence.
804
00:49:42,644 --> 00:49:45,247
How did
you get to be so strong?
805
00:49:46,248 --> 00:49:48,149
I'm
not a teenager anymore.
806
00:49:48,284 --> 00:49:50,653
I understand the
evil of human beings,
807
00:49:50,786 --> 00:49:53,322
especially those
cursed with nut sacks.
808
00:49:54,523 --> 00:49:56,525
On
Sunday nights, if I watch
809
00:49:56,659 --> 00:49:59,094
a corny Christian
movie with my mom
810
00:49:59,228 --> 00:50:00,530
she lets me borrow her car.
811
00:50:10,172 --> 00:50:12,074
My
husband's name is Kevin.
812
00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:14,343
He's tall, dark and handsome.
813
00:50:15,612 --> 00:50:19,149
He used to be a Marine, now
he sells medical equipment.
814
00:50:21,550 --> 00:50:24,153
I stay home all day
with Sarah, she's three,
815
00:50:24,286 --> 00:50:27,356
beyond precious, the
best thing I ever did.
816
00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:30,860
How come you say
you wanna meet me
817
00:50:30,992 --> 00:50:33,695
but you never suggest that
we like talk on the phone?
818
00:50:33,829 --> 00:50:36,265
You never even ask
if we can text.
819
00:50:39,034 --> 00:50:40,669
That's just weird.
820
00:50:42,204 --> 00:50:43,371
Kevin's a jealous freak.
821
00:50:43,505 --> 00:50:44,874
If we called or
texted each other,
822
00:50:45,007 --> 00:50:47,809
sooner or later he'd snoop
in my phone and bust me.
823
00:50:47,943 --> 00:50:49,912
That's why I only get
fan mail on my laptop
824
00:50:50,045 --> 00:50:53,215
and I delete everything
the second after I read it.
825
00:50:53,349 --> 00:50:55,452
Bust you for what?
826
00:50:55,585 --> 00:50:56,620
Having a friend?
827
00:50:57,353 --> 00:50:59,322
Is that an actual crime?
828
00:50:59,456 --> 00:51:01,157
No, but we have a deal.
829
00:51:01,289 --> 00:51:02,824
No secrets.
830
00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:05,927
If I told him about you I'd
have to tell him how we met.
831
00:51:07,130 --> 00:51:11,668
He knows nothing about my blog,
my book, what a slut I was.
832
00:51:13,402 --> 00:51:15,304
If he knew he would go insane.
833
00:51:18,574 --> 00:51:19,941
Fine, I get it.
834
00:51:20,076 --> 00:51:21,478
We'll keep things
the way they are.
835
00:51:22,744 --> 00:51:23,545
Where was I?
836
00:51:24,313 --> 00:51:27,249
Right, you won't believe this.
837
00:51:27,382 --> 00:51:30,185
But after he went down on
me, he put me right back
838
00:51:30,318 --> 00:51:32,821
in the friend zone
like it never happened.
839
00:51:34,023 --> 00:51:37,793
Being insane, I decided it
was because it grossed him out.
840
00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:41,664
Like there was
something wrong with me.
841
00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:47,403
Katie,
I just finished reading.
842
00:51:47,536 --> 00:51:51,273
You've probably been chopped
into itty bitty pieces by now,
843
00:51:51,407 --> 00:51:53,910
but it's just as possible
a miracle occurred.
844
00:51:54,043 --> 00:51:58,014
I'm an aquarius, we're
all about miracles.
845
00:51:58,148 --> 00:52:00,183
So I choose to believe
you're out there
846
00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:02,252
having an awesome life.
847
00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:11,661
Hello?
848
00:52:16,164 --> 00:52:17,666
It's just me.
849
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,468
I thought you weren't
gonna be back until tomorrow.
850
00:52:20,402 --> 00:52:22,204
I managed to escape early.
851
00:52:22,338 --> 00:52:23,305
What are you still doing here?
852
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:24,508
Don't you have your own desk?
853
00:52:25,742 --> 00:52:29,045
I'm just seeing beyond
my job description.
854
00:52:29,177 --> 00:52:30,845
Working on some ideas.
855
00:52:30,980 --> 00:52:31,915
You have pluck.
856
00:52:32,882 --> 00:52:34,618
Well, you noticed.
857
00:52:39,255 --> 00:52:42,124
What a waste of
time, the whole trip.
858
00:52:42,257 --> 00:52:44,292
Who ever the
Japanese were polite?
859
00:52:44,427 --> 00:52:46,896
Someone who's never
heard of Pearl Harbor.
860
00:52:47,030 --> 00:52:48,498
Well, at least that
was over pretty quick.
861
00:52:48,630 --> 00:52:50,365
This was more like
the Bataan Death March
862
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,867
with an order of cold uni.
863
00:52:55,137 --> 00:52:55,938
You want a drink?
864
00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:59,541
If it'll wash the taste
of uni out of my mind, yeah.
865
00:53:00,476 --> 00:53:03,613
Fun fact, uni isn't
the actual urchin.
866
00:53:04,579 --> 00:53:06,782
It's the urchin's gonads.
867
00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:08,185
Make that a double.
868
00:53:17,460 --> 00:53:18,495
Thank you.
869
00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:27,537
So, how've you been?
870
00:53:31,005 --> 00:53:31,840
Honestly?
871
00:53:40,215 --> 00:53:41,250
Come here.
872
00:53:55,297 --> 00:53:56,565
Tell me everything.
873
00:54:07,577 --> 00:54:09,479
What did you...
874
00:54:09,612 --> 00:54:11,915
It's manicure scissors.
875
00:54:15,652 --> 00:54:16,553
Is that my fault?
876
00:54:16,686 --> 00:54:17,386
No.
877
00:54:17,519 --> 00:54:18,219
No, no, no, no, no.
878
00:54:18,353 --> 00:54:19,388
I um...
879
00:54:21,356 --> 00:54:23,292
Been doing it for
years on and off.
880
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:28,464
It's just whenever I get
overwhelmed by a situation
881
00:54:30,199 --> 00:54:33,536
or I feel like-
882
00:54:33,668 --> 00:54:36,372
You wouldn't feel
overwhelmed if I had
883
00:54:36,505 --> 00:54:38,674
the courage to admit that
I was in love with you.
884
00:54:55,291 --> 00:55:00,630
♪ I don't wanna tell you
what you're doing wrong ♪
885
00:55:01,597 --> 00:55:03,165
♪ Boy you got rocks
in your pockets ♪
886
00:55:03,298 --> 00:55:04,499
♪ You better stop it ♪
887
00:55:04,632 --> 00:55:07,502
♪ The cinder block is dropping ♪
888
00:55:07,635 --> 00:55:10,071
♪ Down beneath the surface ♪
889
00:55:10,206 --> 00:55:12,742
♪ Is it working ♪
890
00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:15,544
♪ I know you're hurting ♪
891
00:55:15,677 --> 00:55:19,714
♪ You don't deserve it ♪
892
00:55:19,849 --> 00:55:22,585
♪ Put her in the light ♪
893
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,988
♪ We need to see
where we're going ♪
894
00:55:26,121 --> 00:55:28,289
♪ Up, up, up, up ♪
895
00:55:28,423 --> 00:55:31,660
♪ Yeah, we're going up ♪
896
00:55:56,619 --> 00:55:58,554
Okay,
three crucial questions
897
00:55:58,686 --> 00:56:00,522
after a night of boneage.
898
00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:04,493
How big was his dick?
899
00:56:04,626 --> 00:56:06,095
Did you go down on him?
900
00:56:06,961 --> 00:56:07,830
Did you cum?
901
00:56:12,367 --> 00:56:14,703
Waiting for my answers.
902
00:56:16,572 --> 00:56:18,707
I'm watching "True Crime" on TV.
903
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,509
Did you know the leading
cause of homicide
904
00:56:20,643 --> 00:56:23,613
in women is having a smile
that lights up the room?
905
00:56:23,746 --> 00:56:26,448
In men it's giving friends
the shirt off your back.
906
00:56:28,117 --> 00:56:29,051
It's true!
907
00:56:30,219 --> 00:56:33,022
Last week a girl disappeared
a few miles from here.
908
00:56:33,155 --> 00:56:36,258
Stella something-Polish.
909
00:56:36,391 --> 00:56:37,792
Did you read about it?
910
00:56:37,925 --> 00:56:41,930
They found her body this
morning floating in a reservoir.
911
00:56:43,398 --> 00:56:44,433
Yuck.
912
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:46,435
Hello?
913
00:56:47,103 --> 00:56:48,037
Where are you?
914
00:56:49,172 --> 00:56:50,006
Are you dead?
915
00:56:56,811 --> 00:56:59,748
Sorry about last night,
I had a sugar crash.
916
00:57:00,983 --> 00:57:02,784
How do you stay up
so late and raise
917
00:57:02,918 --> 00:57:04,452
a kid at the same time?
918
00:57:04,586 --> 00:57:06,221
I have a
nanny five mornings a week.
919
00:57:06,355 --> 00:57:08,391
I'm as lazy as Carmen.
920
00:57:08,525 --> 00:57:10,193
Hey, maybe I am Carmen.
921
00:57:11,059 --> 00:57:12,528
Ew, creepy.
922
00:57:13,195 --> 00:57:14,530
Not funny if true.
923
00:57:14,664 --> 00:57:16,598
Dude, it was a joke.
924
00:57:16,731 --> 00:57:19,767
I have real boobs
and hate spicy food.
925
00:57:20,702 --> 00:57:22,703
Now stop being such
a paranoid loser
926
00:57:22,838 --> 00:57:24,541
and tell me what happened.
927
00:57:27,742 --> 00:57:28,777
You smell so good.
928
00:57:30,612 --> 00:57:31,814
You feel so good.
929
00:57:34,050 --> 00:57:35,218
Taste so good.
930
00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:39,789
You're perfect, you know that?
931
00:57:44,693 --> 00:57:47,563
I wanna crawl inside
you and never come out.
932
00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:52,167
Okay.
933
00:58:00,510 --> 00:58:01,977
Here's something I don't get.
934
00:58:02,110 --> 00:58:03,579
If you and Carmen
fight all the time
935
00:58:03,713 --> 00:58:05,849
then how does you staying
married help Esme?
936
00:58:10,385 --> 00:58:12,821
Wouldn't it be better
to get divorced now
937
00:58:13,621 --> 00:58:15,224
before you mess her up for life?
938
00:58:16,492 --> 00:58:17,493
It's an excellent question.
939
00:58:17,626 --> 00:58:19,495
Yes, I'm aware of that.
940
00:58:23,132 --> 00:58:25,001
I wish I had an
excellent answer.
941
00:58:32,273 --> 00:58:36,210
You know, I'm not asking
for myself, I promise.
942
00:58:36,344 --> 00:58:39,948
I just want you to be
happy, and Esme, too.
943
00:58:40,815 --> 00:58:42,050
What about Carmen?
944
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:44,387
She can suffer.
945
00:58:52,427 --> 00:58:53,928
Okay.
946
00:58:54,063 --> 00:58:58,701
The real reason I don't divorce
her is quite humiliating.
947
00:58:59,735 --> 00:59:00,870
For who?
948
00:59:01,003 --> 00:59:02,003
Whom?
949
00:59:02,137 --> 00:59:02,971
For me.
950
00:59:07,876 --> 00:59:10,613
If we get divorced she'll
take half of everything,
951
00:59:10,746 --> 00:59:12,815
which means En Garde goes under.
952
00:59:16,952 --> 00:59:18,820
So you care more
about your business
953
00:59:18,954 --> 00:59:20,656
than your own happiness?
954
00:59:21,722 --> 00:59:22,724
Honestly?
955
00:59:23,391 --> 00:59:24,226
I...
956
00:59:26,027 --> 00:59:27,729
I doubt I'll ever be happy.
957
00:59:28,498 --> 00:59:29,933
Not in this lifetime, anyway.
958
00:59:31,132 --> 00:59:34,903
I want to be secure, own
a business I'm proud of.
959
00:59:52,822 --> 00:59:55,925
The
letter U instead Y-O-U.
960
00:59:56,726 --> 00:59:58,594
No question mark.
961
00:59:58,728 --> 01:00:00,029
But the weirdest
thing was that Dave
962
01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:03,932
would never say fucking,
always making love.
963
01:00:09,338 --> 01:00:12,208
Oh no,
the bitch stole his phone.
964
01:00:14,610 --> 01:00:16,679
100%, I knew it.
965
01:00:19,315 --> 01:00:21,784
It was a trap.
966
01:00:21,918 --> 01:00:23,219
Definitely.
967
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:27,889
But maybe also a gift.
968
01:00:31,527 --> 01:00:33,429
An opportunity.
969
01:00:33,563 --> 01:00:35,698
An open door in my jail cell.
970
01:00:36,798 --> 01:00:38,799
I might never get a
chance like this again
971
01:00:38,934 --> 01:00:41,237
and no one could
blame me for escaping.
972
01:00:42,570 --> 01:00:44,973
How was I supposed to know
the text wasn't from him?
973
01:00:47,476 --> 01:00:52,148
I'm only happy when
you're inside me.
974
01:00:53,849 --> 01:00:56,719
God, how I love you, David.
975
01:00:57,452 --> 01:01:02,290
Come over again tonight.
976
01:01:02,958 --> 01:01:05,060
Oh, shit.
977
01:01:06,027 --> 01:01:07,362
You're my hero.
978
01:01:17,072 --> 01:01:17,872
Hello?
979
01:01:18,007 --> 01:01:19,742
Did you just text me?
980
01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:22,210
Well, I mean, I
responded back to you.
981
01:01:22,344 --> 01:01:24,879
Shit, what
did my text say?
982
01:01:25,012 --> 01:01:26,280
You don't remember?
983
01:01:26,414 --> 01:01:27,749
Quick, tell me.
984
01:01:27,884 --> 01:01:30,152
You said that you loved
fucking me last night
985
01:01:30,284 --> 01:01:32,254
and that you wanted
to do it again.
986
01:01:32,954 --> 01:01:33,955
I said tonight.
987
01:01:34,088 --> 01:01:35,690
No, no,
Carmen wrote it.
988
01:01:35,824 --> 01:01:37,392
She stole my phone.
989
01:01:37,525 --> 01:01:39,660
I'm trying to talk my way out
of it, I'll call you later.
990
01:01:39,795 --> 01:01:41,697
Don't, Dave.
991
01:01:41,831 --> 01:01:43,099
What?
992
01:01:43,231 --> 01:01:45,567
Listen to me, take
care of your family.
993
01:01:45,701 --> 01:01:47,303
Forget about me, I mean it.
994
01:01:49,204 --> 01:01:49,771
I quit.
995
01:01:49,905 --> 01:01:50,840
What? No.
996
01:01:50,972 --> 01:01:52,006
Listen, you're not gonna...
997
01:01:52,139 --> 01:01:57,178
♪ What an unnatural sight ♪
998
01:01:58,079 --> 01:02:01,816
♪ Her eyes, they felt stunned ♪
999
01:02:01,949 --> 01:02:06,854
♪ To the back ♪
1000
01:02:06,989 --> 01:02:08,791
♪ Views of skyline ♪
1001
01:02:08,923 --> 01:02:10,792
I was
so excited to move on
1002
01:02:10,927 --> 01:02:12,028
that it never occurred
1003
01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:14,329
to me that Connor
would find out.
1004
01:02:16,697 --> 01:02:18,333
I'm sorry that I let you down.
1005
01:02:22,471 --> 01:02:25,942
I kinda assumed that you'd
be a bit more pissed off.
1006
01:02:27,943 --> 01:02:29,078
Listen.
1007
01:02:30,311 --> 01:02:32,080
Dave gets most of the blame.
1008
01:02:34,682 --> 01:02:37,152
He's older, he's married.
1009
01:02:38,119 --> 01:02:39,888
He was your employer.
1010
01:02:41,289 --> 01:02:44,759
You know, if you wanna
sue him my friend
1011
01:02:44,893 --> 01:02:46,095
would be happy to take the case.
1012
01:02:46,228 --> 01:02:47,063
No, no.
1013
01:02:48,864 --> 01:02:50,266
He's a good guy.
1014
01:02:51,833 --> 01:02:54,302
He's just really unhappy.
1015
01:02:55,737 --> 01:02:56,539
And...
1016
01:02:58,606 --> 01:02:59,974
It's on both of us.
1017
01:03:00,108 --> 01:03:02,477
I could've prevented it.
1018
01:03:06,748 --> 01:03:10,653
Anyway, um, I know
somebody who will hire you.
1019
01:03:11,554 --> 01:03:13,522
The pay is really
shitty, but the uniform
1020
01:03:13,655 --> 01:03:16,125
is really unflattering so
nobody will hit on you.
1021
01:03:19,994 --> 01:03:21,396
Thank you.
1022
01:03:23,898 --> 01:03:25,266
Oh, Katie.
1023
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:29,272
So much pain seeing
myself in your words.
1024
01:03:30,472 --> 01:03:32,808
What I wouldn't give
to reclaim just one
1025
01:03:32,940 --> 01:03:34,810
tick tock of my youth.
1026
01:03:37,445 --> 01:03:38,746
It's
the first time you didn't
1027
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,149
write back after
one of my emails.
1028
01:03:41,516 --> 01:03:42,584
Did something happen?
1029
01:03:44,186 --> 01:03:45,888
Finally had enough of me?
1030
01:03:49,791 --> 01:03:51,360
Ready for a little uplift?
1031
01:03:59,134 --> 01:04:01,103
And as views
of his miraculous power
1032
01:04:01,235 --> 01:04:05,106
spread across the land
the people delivered
1033
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:09,277
unto our lord the
cripple, the blind,
1034
01:04:10,478 --> 01:04:15,183
those wracked by pain,
tormented by seizures,
1035
01:04:16,719 --> 01:04:18,320
even those possessed by demons.
1036
01:04:23,559 --> 01:04:26,061
Sorry I disappeared.
1037
01:04:26,195 --> 01:04:28,797
Kevin walked up behind me
while I was on my computer,
1038
01:04:28,931 --> 01:04:32,535
he asked who I was writing
to and I had no choice.
1039
01:04:32,668 --> 01:04:33,903
I told him the truth.
1040
01:04:34,603 --> 01:04:36,839
About you, about my book.
1041
01:04:36,972 --> 01:04:38,207
He freaked out.
1042
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:40,575
He thinks the fact that
you won't meet me in person
1043
01:04:40,708 --> 01:04:43,144
means you're a dude
who wants to rape me.
1044
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,548
But even if he's wrong
he said he still hates
1045
01:04:46,681 --> 01:04:48,984
your guts because I
kept you a secret.
1046
01:04:53,155 --> 01:04:56,459
Anyway, he made me promise
never to write you again.
1047
01:04:56,592 --> 01:04:58,093
I lied and said okay.
1048
01:04:59,193 --> 01:05:02,230
Like I'd ever let a man
control my existence.
1049
01:05:03,097 --> 01:05:04,232
He should know better.
1050
01:05:05,967 --> 01:05:07,101
Go on with your story.
1051
01:05:07,235 --> 01:05:08,938
Please tell me Dave was history.
1052
01:05:09,070 --> 01:05:11,005
The chosen
will banish the demons,
1053
01:05:11,139 --> 01:05:14,375
speak in new tongues,
bring the word of God
1054
01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:16,646
to every corner of the earth.
1055
01:05:19,981 --> 01:05:21,148
I hoped so.
1056
01:05:21,282 --> 01:05:23,651
I went to work every
day and every day
1057
01:05:23,784 --> 01:05:26,254
I missed him less and less.
1058
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,594
Elle!
1059
01:05:37,164 --> 01:05:39,267
We should talk, right?
1060
01:05:41,168 --> 01:05:43,871
Actually, we were all
pretty jazzed Carmen
1061
01:05:44,005 --> 01:05:45,106
finally busted him.
1062
01:05:45,239 --> 01:05:47,442
I thought that
you all love Dave.
1063
01:05:47,576 --> 01:05:52,080
We do, we just hate that he
sleeps with his assistants.
1064
01:05:52,213 --> 01:05:54,048
Hopefully that's over now.
1065
01:05:54,181 --> 01:05:56,284
We can all finally
look Carmen in the eye.
1066
01:06:00,021 --> 01:06:01,056
Oh.
1067
01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:05,528
You thought you were
like the first one?
1068
01:06:09,431 --> 01:06:10,266
No.
1069
01:06:12,367 --> 01:06:13,301
How...
1070
01:06:14,202 --> 01:06:15,638
How many others?
1071
01:06:18,039 --> 01:06:19,540
All of them, really.
1072
01:06:20,509 --> 01:06:22,511
Except for the one
that was born male.
1073
01:06:22,643 --> 01:06:25,046
Dave didn't know that
when he hired her.
1074
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:26,881
What about the last one?
1075
01:06:27,014 --> 01:06:28,516
The gum chewer?
1076
01:06:28,650 --> 01:06:29,317
Yeah.
1077
01:06:29,452 --> 01:06:31,186
She got super attached.
1078
01:06:31,318 --> 01:06:33,621
She went psycho and
moved back to Florida.
1079
01:06:35,690 --> 01:06:36,859
Hey, hey.
1080
01:06:36,992 --> 01:06:38,094
Don't freak out.
1081
01:06:39,161 --> 01:06:40,328
You won.
1082
01:06:41,329 --> 01:06:44,132
You are young and
gorgeous and you have
1083
01:06:44,266 --> 01:06:46,002
your whole life ahead of you.
1084
01:06:48,302 --> 01:06:50,672
He has to go straight home
to Carmen every night.
1085
01:06:50,806 --> 01:06:53,108
He's not allowed to
travel without her,
1086
01:06:53,242 --> 01:06:55,443
she even picked out
his new assistant.
1087
01:06:55,577 --> 01:06:57,512
Why doesn't she
just divorce him?
1088
01:06:58,480 --> 01:06:59,315
Well, she probably
would if she knew
1089
01:06:59,447 --> 01:07:00,648
the truth about you guys.
1090
01:07:01,884 --> 01:07:04,420
But he told Carmen you guys
only slept together once.
1091
01:07:05,621 --> 01:07:08,357
He said he did it because
he felt sorry for you.
1092
01:07:16,398 --> 01:07:18,267
How do you know so much?
1093
01:07:19,768 --> 01:07:23,739
I'm smarter than Dave, so
he isn't attracted to me.
1094
01:07:25,507 --> 01:07:28,144
But that also means he
tells me everything.
1095
01:07:33,481 --> 01:07:35,817
I'm sorry.
1096
01:07:36,717 --> 01:07:38,353
Are you? Really?
1097
01:07:41,322 --> 01:07:43,491
Why doesn't he just divorce her?
1098
01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:44,993
I mean, is he really
so scared about losing
1099
01:07:45,126 --> 01:07:46,228
half of his money?
1100
01:07:47,262 --> 01:07:48,930
What do you mean?
1101
01:07:49,063 --> 01:07:50,365
He loses all of it.
1102
01:07:52,101 --> 01:07:53,435
He signed a prenup.
1103
01:07:53,568 --> 01:07:55,803
If they get a divorce
he doesn't get a cent.
1104
01:07:55,936 --> 01:07:57,739
No, what about his trust?
1105
01:07:59,474 --> 01:08:01,009
Is that what he told you?
1106
01:08:02,043 --> 01:08:05,581
No, she comes from one of the
richest families in El Paso.
1107
01:08:07,315 --> 01:08:09,283
Her dad bankrolls the company.
1108
01:08:09,418 --> 01:08:11,287
He even helped him
get his green card.
1109
01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:15,157
When she met him he was
literally selling used cars.
1110
01:08:21,796 --> 01:08:22,631
Hey.
1111
01:08:26,033 --> 01:08:27,201
What did Molly tell you?
1112
01:08:27,336 --> 01:08:29,138
Are you stalking me now?
1113
01:08:31,372 --> 01:08:34,308
You know, I should be
angry at you for hiring me
1114
01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:36,145
just so you could fuck me,
1115
01:08:37,845 --> 01:08:40,581
but I'm so insane I'm
weirdly flattered.
1116
01:08:40,716 --> 01:08:44,819
But what I can't forgive
is what a liar you are.
1117
01:08:45,953 --> 01:08:49,224
Carmen isn't a gold
digging whore, you are.
1118
01:08:50,391 --> 01:08:51,793
You make me sick.
1119
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,162
Stop, wait, please.
1120
01:08:55,296 --> 01:08:56,597
Just let me say something.
1121
01:08:57,533 --> 01:08:59,301
Look, no matter what
happened before,
1122
01:08:59,434 --> 01:09:00,803
it was different with us.
1123
01:09:02,703 --> 01:09:04,438
We had something special, Elle.
1124
01:09:04,573 --> 01:09:05,674
I go to sleep and I miss you,
1125
01:09:05,806 --> 01:09:07,809
I wake up and my
life, it's empty.
1126
01:09:09,278 --> 01:09:10,913
I need you, Elle.
1127
01:09:13,247 --> 01:09:14,282
I love you.
1128
01:09:16,484 --> 01:09:18,686
Carmen's with her parents
on Saturday night.
1129
01:09:19,554 --> 01:09:22,591
Have dinner with me, please.
1130
01:09:27,095 --> 01:09:27,930
I can't.
1131
01:09:31,466 --> 01:09:32,835
I have a hot date.
1132
01:09:35,537 --> 01:09:37,205
I
had no idea that cruelty
1133
01:09:37,338 --> 01:09:39,407
could feel so good.
1134
01:09:42,743 --> 01:09:45,546
Do you have any tall,
gorgeous male friends?
1135
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:46,514
Sure.
1136
01:09:47,748 --> 01:09:49,250
Black?
1137
01:09:49,384 --> 01:09:50,652
Yeah, of course.
1138
01:09:50,784 --> 01:09:51,953
Straight?
1139
01:09:52,087 --> 01:09:53,889
Ah, can't help you there.
1140
01:09:54,021 --> 01:09:55,189
No.
1141
01:09:55,323 --> 01:09:56,524
So you're not
racist, you're just-
1142
01:09:56,658 --> 01:09:58,026
Heterophobic, yeah.
1143
01:09:58,159 --> 01:09:59,227
Yeah, breeders?
1144
01:10:02,631 --> 01:10:06,267
What about a tall
gorgeous black male friend
1145
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:09,203
that can pass as straight?
1146
01:10:09,337 --> 01:10:11,640
Oh, my God.
1147
01:10:11,773 --> 01:10:12,675
I love it.
1148
01:10:15,510 --> 01:10:16,845
Why is
it no matter how liberal
1149
01:10:16,979 --> 01:10:19,347
a white guy is, when
it comes to a black guy
1150
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:22,016
boning his girl he
goes full Albright?
1151
01:10:23,051 --> 01:10:24,186
I
think it's 'cause of
1152
01:10:24,319 --> 01:10:25,721
the true myth about black dicks.
1153
01:10:27,055 --> 01:10:29,491
Maybe deep
down they wanna suck one.
1154
01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:31,391
Don't we all.
1155
01:10:33,295 --> 01:10:34,964
Oh, hey, gorgeous.
1156
01:10:36,564 --> 01:10:37,765
Back at ya, blue eyes.
1157
01:10:39,768 --> 01:10:41,403
It's just on the hill,
do you mind if we walk?
1158
01:10:41,537 --> 01:10:42,571
I prefer it.
1159
01:10:44,739 --> 01:10:46,507
Don't look
now, but he's across
1160
01:10:46,641 --> 01:10:48,276
the street stalking us.
1161
01:10:48,409 --> 01:10:49,978
Don't worry, he's not dangerous.
1162
01:10:52,113 --> 01:10:53,382
I'm not worried about a thing.
1163
01:10:53,515 --> 01:10:55,417
You're smooth.
1164
01:10:55,551 --> 01:10:58,420
I minored in theater at
Arizona State University.
1165
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:00,922
Is he live tweeting this?
1166
01:11:01,055 --> 01:11:02,890
No, he's texting me.
1167
01:11:03,024 --> 01:11:04,559
It's working.
1168
01:11:04,693 --> 01:11:05,527
Mute!
1169
01:11:06,494 --> 01:11:09,030
By the way, adore
the Miu Miu Slingbacks.
1170
01:11:09,163 --> 01:11:11,232
Well, thank you,
Connor picked them out.
1171
01:11:11,365 --> 01:11:12,734
Figured.
1172
01:11:12,868 --> 01:11:14,335
Why, because the rest
of my outfit is shit?
1173
01:11:14,469 --> 01:11:16,004
Oh, great.
1174
01:11:19,474 --> 01:11:21,277
Did locusts attack these?
1175
01:11:22,510 --> 01:11:23,779
This is unacceptable.
1176
01:11:24,747 --> 01:11:27,015
It's time for you to
woman the hell up.
1177
01:11:27,149 --> 01:11:28,651
You're not a teenager anymore.
1178
01:11:29,751 --> 01:11:31,287
What do you suggest?
1179
01:11:32,421 --> 01:11:34,523
"La French" as
the French call it,
1180
01:11:34,655 --> 01:11:36,391
even though we invented it.
1181
01:11:37,225 --> 01:11:39,628
Pale pink base, white tip.
1182
01:11:39,761 --> 01:11:43,766
Womanly, sophisticated,
timeless.
1183
01:11:44,498 --> 01:11:45,633
Well, that's me.
1184
01:11:46,734 --> 01:11:48,236
And leave these
poor cuticles alone.
1185
01:11:48,369 --> 01:11:50,972
If you're angry, chew
out other people.
1186
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,177
Wow.
1187
01:11:55,310 --> 01:11:56,979
You should be a life coach.
1188
01:11:57,112 --> 01:11:58,514
Connor didn't tell you?
1189
01:11:59,180 --> 01:12:00,415
It's what I am.
1190
01:12:08,523 --> 01:12:10,492
You know, if you
were into vagina
1191
01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:12,927
this night would
definitely not be over.
1192
01:12:13,061 --> 01:12:14,362
At least, I'd hope not.
1193
01:12:14,496 --> 01:12:16,732
Oh, we'd just be
getting started.
1194
01:12:24,404 --> 01:12:25,606
Thank you.
1195
01:12:30,878 --> 01:12:32,680
Goodnight.
- Yeah.
1196
01:13:33,007 --> 01:13:34,842
While
he was sending them
1197
01:13:34,975 --> 01:13:36,977
Carmen was probably
on her way home
1198
01:13:37,112 --> 01:13:38,981
ready to crawl
into bed with him.
1199
01:13:40,481 --> 01:13:41,782
Carmen, who believed he had sex
1200
01:13:41,917 --> 01:13:44,186
with me only once out of pity.
1201
01:13:47,122 --> 01:13:49,191
I didn't forward her
the dirtiest ones,
1202
01:13:49,323 --> 01:13:52,760
just the ones where it was
really obvious we were in love.
1203
01:13:55,063 --> 01:13:56,765
Did you write anything?
1204
01:13:57,832 --> 01:13:59,433
I kept it simple.
1205
01:13:59,567 --> 01:14:02,971
Dave just sent me
these, I'm moving on.
1206
01:14:03,738 --> 01:14:04,839
Why can't he?
1207
01:14:25,659 --> 01:14:27,061
Come in.
1208
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:33,634
Stay.
1209
01:14:34,636 --> 01:14:35,804
What's wrong?
1210
01:14:39,341 --> 01:14:40,809
I just spoke to Dave.
1211
01:14:42,610 --> 01:14:43,644
He's in jail.
1212
01:14:45,813 --> 01:14:46,915
What? What happened?
1213
01:14:49,350 --> 01:14:52,687
When you sent the photos
to Carmen she kicked him out.
1214
01:14:54,355 --> 01:14:56,123
Told him that he'd
hear from her lawyer.
1215
01:14:56,256 --> 01:14:58,826
And then she threatened
to move away with Esme.
1216
01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:02,430
He can't explained
what happened next.
1217
01:15:02,564 --> 01:15:05,934
"Something snapped", he said.
1218
01:15:08,336 --> 01:15:11,873
What did he do?
1219
01:15:12,006 --> 01:15:13,808
He beat the shit out of her.
1220
01:15:14,909 --> 01:15:17,144
She's in intensive
care at St. Luke's.
1221
01:15:17,878 --> 01:15:19,546
Fractured skull, broken jaw,
1222
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:21,115
one of her implants
has ruptured.
1223
01:15:21,248 --> 01:15:23,250
Esme saw the whole
thing from the landing.
1224
01:15:23,385 --> 01:15:24,219
Oh, my God.
1225
01:15:25,119 --> 01:15:27,621
Lucky for you,
he's pleading guilty.
1226
01:15:27,756 --> 01:15:29,524
He won't contest the divorce,
1227
01:15:29,657 --> 01:15:31,627
he won't contest
the sole custody.
1228
01:15:33,761 --> 01:15:34,862
That means no trial.
1229
01:15:37,032 --> 01:15:38,599
You won't get dragged into it.
1230
01:15:38,733 --> 01:15:39,868
Thank god.
1231
01:15:41,336 --> 01:15:42,871
But I'm finished with you.
1232
01:15:44,338 --> 01:15:45,172
No.
1233
01:15:46,073 --> 01:15:47,307
No, please.
1234
01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:48,742
Please, I'm sorry.
1235
01:15:48,876 --> 01:15:50,979
You had every right
to lash out on him.
1236
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:54,882
But not to his family.
1237
01:15:56,751 --> 01:15:59,554
Carmen did nothing
to you, nothing.
1238
01:15:59,688 --> 01:16:00,889
Esme did nothing to you.
1239
01:16:05,894 --> 01:16:07,262
You're dangerous, Elle.
1240
01:16:09,930 --> 01:16:13,034
You're ruled by your obsessions,
you have no self control.
1241
01:16:17,904 --> 01:16:20,975
Go home, get help,
1242
01:16:23,444 --> 01:16:24,713
figure your shit out.
1243
01:16:38,893 --> 01:16:42,197
I had no idea that Dave
was capable of violence.
1244
01:16:45,132 --> 01:16:46,200
Like my dad.
1245
01:16:48,435 --> 01:16:50,471
Like my mom's godson
Leon after he pinned
1246
01:16:50,604 --> 01:16:52,039
me down when I was seven.
1247
01:16:53,274 --> 01:16:55,510
Like Dad who couldn't
go more than a few weeks
1248
01:16:55,644 --> 01:16:56,979
without hitting me.
1249
01:16:58,145 --> 01:17:00,247
You're breaking my heart.
1250
01:17:03,618 --> 01:17:04,653
I'm sorry.
1251
01:17:06,386 --> 01:17:07,855
Kevin's taking Sarah
1252
01:17:07,988 --> 01:17:09,790
to his parent's in
Michigan this weekend.
1253
01:17:09,923 --> 01:17:12,359
Let's meet up finally.
1254
01:17:12,493 --> 01:17:13,628
Please.
1255
01:17:14,462 --> 01:17:15,964
It's time to trust again.
1256
01:17:16,930 --> 01:17:18,299
Let me take care of you.
1257
01:17:20,735 --> 01:17:21,935
Why are you always
looking backwards?
1258
01:17:22,069 --> 01:17:24,339
You need to dwell on the future.
1259
01:17:24,471 --> 01:17:25,806
Pick a dream, make it come true.
1260
01:17:25,940 --> 01:17:28,275
I don't know, it just
feels like sometimes
1261
01:17:28,409 --> 01:17:30,577
like no mater what
I do I always end up
1262
01:17:30,711 --> 01:17:32,647
with a guy who hates women.
1263
01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:36,850
Like I can't help it, like
it's my destiny or something.
1264
01:17:36,984 --> 01:17:38,520
You know that's bullshit.
1265
01:17:38,653 --> 01:17:40,055
There's good men everywhere.
1266
01:17:40,854 --> 01:17:42,890
Well, okay, not everywhere.
1267
01:17:43,024 --> 01:17:46,828
But they're around and
you just don't see them.
1268
01:17:46,962 --> 01:17:49,164
And you won't until you
get your mind right.
1269
01:17:51,599 --> 01:17:53,402
What, like medication?
1270
01:17:53,534 --> 01:17:57,738
Or yoga or therapy or church.
1271
01:17:57,872 --> 01:17:59,707
Or maybe you hug
kids with cancer.
1272
01:18:01,475 --> 01:18:04,278
You just need to stop
expecting a man to save you.
1273
01:18:05,412 --> 01:18:07,081
It's just you, Elle.
1274
01:18:07,215 --> 01:18:08,250
Nobody else.
1275
01:18:09,083 --> 01:18:12,019
Hard work, the journey inward.
1276
01:18:18,292 --> 01:18:22,028
You know, I'm gonna
miss our run on Saturday.
1277
01:18:22,963 --> 01:18:24,098
I'm going out Friday
night and I'm expecting
1278
01:18:24,231 --> 01:18:26,033
to have a massive hangover.
1279
01:18:27,001 --> 01:18:28,170
Is it a date?
1280
01:18:30,505 --> 01:18:31,706
Yeah.
1281
01:18:44,752 --> 01:18:45,619
I'm on my way.
1282
01:18:45,752 --> 01:18:47,188
I didn't tell anyone.
1283
01:18:47,322 --> 01:18:48,156
What about you?
1284
01:18:53,293 --> 01:18:55,229
Remember, exit 26B,
1285
01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:57,766
on the left as soon
as you get off.
1286
01:18:57,899 --> 01:18:59,867
It's a bar that
used to be a diner.
1287
01:19:00,001 --> 01:19:01,869
Amazing martinis.
1288
01:19:02,002 --> 01:19:03,337
You can't miss the neon.
1289
01:19:22,724 --> 01:19:25,226
Oh, I booked us rooms
at the motel next door
1290
01:19:25,359 --> 01:19:27,194
in case we get too
drunk to drive.
1291
01:19:27,328 --> 01:19:30,097
I know, how responsible
and mature of me.
1292
01:19:32,899 --> 01:19:38,104
♪ The party went out ♪
1293
01:19:38,672 --> 01:19:42,109
♪ Searching for sound ♪
1294
01:19:42,243 --> 01:19:45,747
♪ If you wanna be found ♪
1295
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:50,151
♪ Come out, come out ♪
1296
01:19:50,284 --> 01:19:55,456
♪ Beams of light ♪
1297
01:19:56,190 --> 01:19:59,560
♪ Bend around the tree line ♪
1298
01:19:59,694 --> 01:20:02,863
♪ I wanna save your life ♪
1299
01:20:02,997 --> 01:20:07,568
♪ Come show me how ♪
1300
01:20:07,701 --> 01:20:10,839
♪ I'm gonna find you,
I'm gonna find you ♪
1301
01:20:10,971 --> 01:20:13,540
♪ I'm gonna find you ♪
1302
01:20:13,673 --> 01:20:17,277
♪ I'm gonna find you ♪
1303
01:20:17,412 --> 01:20:20,748
♪ I'll be your search party ♪
1304
01:20:20,881 --> 01:20:25,151
♪ The party died down ♪
1305
01:20:25,286 --> 01:20:30,158
♪ It's just me and
a flashlight now ♪
1306
01:20:30,291 --> 01:20:33,895
♪ I won't stop
till you're found ♪
1307
01:20:34,028 --> 01:20:37,332
♪ Come out, come out ♪
1308
01:21:03,957 --> 01:21:06,593
♪ And I don't mind ♪
1309
01:21:06,728 --> 01:21:07,562
Katie?
1310
01:21:08,563 --> 01:21:09,764
Um, I'm sorry.
1311
01:21:09,896 --> 01:21:13,000
♪ And it's no good
keeping it all inside ♪
1312
01:21:13,134 --> 01:21:16,338
♪ Till you can love again ♪
1313
01:21:25,112 --> 01:21:26,514
In back.
1314
01:21:26,646 --> 01:21:31,718
♪ And I won't have my
outside for nothing ♪
1315
01:21:32,653 --> 01:21:37,091
♪ Oh, I won't be
waiting around for you ♪
1316
01:21:37,225 --> 01:21:40,228
♪ I'll be waiting ♪
1317
01:21:41,796 --> 01:21:43,064
What can I get you?
1318
01:21:43,197 --> 01:21:45,066
One of your world
famous martinis, please.
1319
01:21:46,100 --> 01:21:47,201
How old are you?
1320
01:21:47,335 --> 01:21:48,136
21.
1321
01:21:50,438 --> 01:21:52,039
I believe you.
1322
01:21:53,239 --> 01:21:56,243
♪ And I'll be drinking
through the night ♪
1323
01:21:56,377 --> 01:21:59,613
♪ Till you wept and saw
the mark on the sign ♪
1324
01:21:59,747 --> 01:22:01,283
The
place is almost empty
1325
01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:04,619
except for a bored
couple, fat bartender,
1326
01:22:04,752 --> 01:22:08,223
a tired waitress and a
creepy dude who keeps on
1327
01:22:08,355 --> 01:22:10,557
trying to get the
courage to talk to me.
1328
01:22:11,292 --> 01:22:13,261
Hurry up before he succeeds.
1329
01:22:20,201 --> 01:22:22,337
Where are you, dude?
- Thank you.
1330
01:22:24,572 --> 01:22:25,640
Thanks.
1331
01:22:25,773 --> 01:22:26,774
I'm starting to worry
1332
01:22:26,908 --> 01:22:27,409
that you punked out.
1333
01:22:28,708 --> 01:22:31,044
Or maybe before Kevin
left he handcuffed
1334
01:22:31,179 --> 01:22:32,280
you to the stove.
1335
01:22:44,826 --> 01:22:45,660
Shit.
1336
01:22:58,139 --> 01:23:00,008
Raining, fuck.
1337
01:23:01,442 --> 01:23:02,310
Get here.
1338
01:23:06,546 --> 01:23:09,416
I'm way
too drunk to drive.
1339
01:23:09,550 --> 01:23:11,419
Why don't I have
your phone number?
1340
01:23:11,552 --> 01:23:14,988
Right, it's your stupid
jealous husband's fault.
1341
01:23:15,989 --> 01:23:18,058
You know, if they really
think that we're such whores
1342
01:23:18,192 --> 01:23:19,761
then why are they even with us?
1343
01:23:21,695 --> 01:23:24,731
It makes me sick that Kevin
made you keep me a secret.
1344
01:23:24,864 --> 01:23:25,965
He's a jerk.
1345
01:23:26,100 --> 01:23:28,069
Yeah, I know, I'm a bitch.
1346
01:23:29,203 --> 01:23:30,837
What the hell happened to you?
1347
01:23:30,970 --> 01:23:32,573
Did you get into a car accident?
1348
01:24:08,909 --> 01:24:11,078
Can I help you?
1349
01:24:11,212 --> 01:24:12,513
Yes.
1350
01:24:12,645 --> 01:24:15,382
Do you have a reservation
for an Elle Overton?
1351
01:24:17,618 --> 01:24:19,387
Um, nope.
1352
01:24:21,988 --> 01:24:22,822
Really? Okay.
1353
01:24:23,657 --> 01:24:25,960
Wow.
- Oh, oh, wait, wait.
1354
01:24:26,092 --> 01:24:27,093
Yeah, sorry.
1355
01:24:27,226 --> 01:24:28,928
E. Overton, yep.
1356
01:24:29,063 --> 01:24:30,098
Paid in full.
1357
01:24:32,298 --> 01:24:35,969
And is it just for myself?
1358
01:24:36,103 --> 01:24:39,307
Um, single, smoking.
1359
01:24:40,274 --> 01:24:41,576
I'd have to see some ID.
1360
01:24:42,743 --> 01:24:43,578
Right.
1361
01:24:44,945 --> 01:24:46,079
Oh, sorry.
1362
01:24:46,213 --> 01:24:47,414
There you go.
1363
01:24:52,086 --> 01:24:53,554
Here we go.
1364
01:24:53,686 --> 01:24:57,157
Checkout's at 11, room is
right down there on the left.
1365
01:24:59,594 --> 01:25:01,663
And did she get
a room for herself?
1366
01:25:03,363 --> 01:25:04,565
Right next door.
1367
01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:08,102
Is there a door between them?
1368
01:25:08,836 --> 01:25:09,671
Nope.
1369
01:25:13,340 --> 01:25:15,410
Is she in there right now?
1370
01:25:16,277 --> 01:25:17,445
Nope.
1371
01:25:21,349 --> 01:25:22,916
Thank you, thanks.
1372
01:25:23,050 --> 01:25:24,352
Enjoy.
1373
01:26:50,604 --> 01:26:52,339
I'm in the room.
1374
01:26:52,472 --> 01:26:53,707
It's not bad.
1375
01:26:53,841 --> 01:26:55,643
I can't let you
pay for it, though,
1376
01:26:55,775 --> 01:26:58,879
especially since I'm leaving
as soon as I'm okay to drive.
1377
01:28:17,492 --> 01:28:20,028
I'm here, bitch.
1378
01:28:22,496 --> 01:28:23,731
Okay.
1379
01:29:09,143 --> 01:29:11,446
Dear Katie,
I've only left New Mexico
1380
01:29:11,578 --> 01:29:13,813
one time and it was
for boarding school.
1381
01:29:13,948 --> 01:29:16,384
I've never even see the ocean.
1382
01:29:16,516 --> 01:29:19,019
I want an exciting
life like yours.
1383
01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:21,520
Hi, Katie.
1384
01:29:21,654 --> 01:29:23,623
My name is Annie Dormer.
1385
01:29:23,757 --> 01:29:26,259
I feel faintly idiotic
even typing your name
1386
01:29:26,394 --> 01:29:27,762
because you're a
fictional character,
1387
01:29:27,895 --> 01:29:31,699
but I just wanted to say
I wish you were real.
1388
01:29:35,336 --> 01:29:37,404
Katie,
is this really the best
1389
01:29:37,537 --> 01:29:38,738
our society can do?
1390
01:29:38,872 --> 01:29:40,540
To treat females this way?
1391
01:29:40,673 --> 01:29:43,977
We're the world's mothers,
sisters and daughters.
1392
01:29:45,645 --> 01:29:47,413
Annie
Dormer again, I just had
1393
01:29:47,547 --> 01:29:49,482
the weirdest dream about you.
1394
01:29:49,617 --> 01:29:51,085
We were at a party, you
said that you were gonna
1395
01:29:51,219 --> 01:29:53,187
have sex with this
hot guy you just met
1396
01:29:53,319 --> 01:29:54,721
and did I wanna watch?
1397
01:29:55,689 --> 01:30:00,661
I got scared because
for some reason I did.
1398
01:30:02,195 --> 01:30:04,464
Katie,
my dad died at work.
1399
01:30:04,597 --> 01:30:06,900
He was basically cut in two.
1400
01:30:07,033 --> 01:30:08,635
I don't think I even loved him,
1401
01:30:08,769 --> 01:30:13,074
but just like you, his
death scarred me for life.
1402
01:30:14,574 --> 01:30:17,144
The whole world
is drowning in lies.
1403
01:30:18,011 --> 01:30:20,146
Our hearts are in constant pain
1404
01:30:21,181 --> 01:30:24,550
of a sort we can neither
identify nor feel.
1405
01:30:24,685 --> 01:30:28,822
We're not human,
just virtually human.
1406
01:30:29,922 --> 01:30:33,226
Your honest, brave,
lively spirit is just
1407
01:30:33,359 --> 01:30:34,895
what the world needs right now.
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