All language subtitles for The.Cisco.Kid.S03E17.WEBRip.x264-ION10

Here's adventure!

Here's romance!

Here's O. Henry's famous
Robin Hood of the Old West,

The Cisco Kid!

(gunfire)
Nice timing, Greg.

(door closing)
Anything to please the boss.

You requested the marshal
be removed from office,

so he was removed.

Who's our next victim--
I mean, marshal?

I don't think the next one
will be a victim.

You're not going soft,
are you?

No, but the next marshal's
going to work hand in hand

with us.

I get impatient with these
fellows who have their own

ideas of law and order.

I know.

In the last three months, you've
been impatient five times.

Hey, Pancho.

We're not far from this town.

I don't think I'll take
Diablo any farther.

Here, take his horseshoe
into town and get one

the same size as this.

And hurry back, we'll be here.

Pancho, don't get in any
trouble-- but hurry!

Oh, Cisco, don't worry,
I won't get in no trouble.

I will hurry back, I will get
back before you can say,

well, before you can say...

"Jack Robinson."

Who?

"Jack Robinson."

Jack Robinson, that some
fellow you want me to look up in

the town for you?

No, Pancho, "Jack Robinson"
is just an expression.

I've never been to this town.

I don't have any friends there.

Heh, that's a good way for me
to get into trouble, looking up

friends you don't got, eh?

Oh, Pancho, please hurry.

Yes, and if I see this friend
of yours, Jack Robinson, I'll

tell him you don't know him, eh?

(chuckling)
Well, I don't know what could

be keeping the Colonel.

According to Johnson,
he should have been here

an hour ago.

Look, Loco.

Big celebration, the flags and
everything, they must be

expecting somebody, eh?

And Loco, don't forgot to
keep your eye open for a

blacksmith shop, eh?

Say, maybe that's the, uh--
No, no, I guess not.

Is that him?

I don't know.

I have no idea what
he looks like.

You don't?

No, I told you before, this
is strictly a phony we're

expecting.

Manuel sent him across
the border for me.

Look, it's a horseshoe.

Must be the Colonel.

Welcome to Border Town, Colonel!

Colonel?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Johnson told us that you
like to be called

just plain, "Lucky."

Lucky, oh, you bet,
that's a nice name, Lucky, heh.

He also told us that you'd,
uh, come incognito.

No I didn't, I come on
horseback.

(laughing)
On horseback!

Yes, man.

Ah, Johnson warned us.

What a sense of humor, huh?

You see, I got this horseshoe
and I come to get--

Hey, don't you worry a bit
about this horseshoe, Colonel--

I'm awfully sorry-- Lucky.

Ah, but 'course we'll take
care of the horseshoe for ya.

You take care of that,
will you, Ned?

Yeah, but I got a friend
who was--

Oh, Lucky, you've got
thousands of friends,

but none of 'em can compare
with the friends that you find

in this little town of ours.

No sir.

Now come on, boys, let's show
him what we mean.

Come on.

(overlapping chatter)
Hey!

Heh heh, yes, it's just like
I was telling you.

You know, Colonel, when I
told the citizens in this town

that you'd agreed to be their
guest of honor,

they were really surprised.

Surprised?

Oh, no, I was the one
who was surprised, heh heh.

Say, tell me, what was your
narrowest escape, Lucky?

Well, I think the narrowest
escapest I ever had

was in Guadalajara.

Ah, was that the time the
5,000 troops had you surrounded

in the fort?

No, no, no, no, this was the
time the bull chased me up

a telegraph pole.

(laughing)
Well, gentlemen, we have a

busy day lined up, so if you'll
excuse the Colonel and me.

(overlapping chatter)
(laughing)

Bye.

You were terrific.

But don't overdo it.

They're crazy about you.

They're crazy about me, I'm
crazy about them, but my friend,

he won't understand.

Pardon me.

What are all these decorations
in town for?

Decorations?

They're for Col. Lucky Gonzales.

Col. Lucky Gonzales,
who is he?

Col. Lucky Gonzales?

Oh, what a man.

My goodness, you'd never
suspected he was a hero.

Just simple and natural.

He must be quite a man.

Where is he?

Uh, you'll find him
with Mr. Johnson.

Mr. Johnson?

Who is Mr. Johnson?

Johnson?

Why, he's the keystone of our
little community.

He practically runs this town.

Oh, he's quite a man.

You should meet him.

Maybe I will.

Thank you very much.

That's all-- oh, wait just
a minute.

My name is Sims, I'm the only
undertaker for miles

around here.

Now, if you ever need my
services, just look me up.

(Sims laughing)
Maybe I will.

Thank you very much.

I'll think of you.

Yeah.

Oh, the ice cream!

I think I'm preventing to
understand.

You want me to lie to these
people and tell them something

what I ain't, eh?

You don't have to
play dumb with me.

I'm quite certain Manuel told
you exactly what you're

supposed to do.

Manuel, who is Manuel?

Now you're gonna tell me you
don't know Manuel?

Oh, sure, sure,
I don't know Manuel.

Oh, you don't?

I suppose you don't know you're
expected to impersonate a

fictitious character.

Heh, I don't know him, too.

Who?

Frictitious.

I've had enough of this.

I hired you for a job, and I'm
gonna see that you do it.

Well, I had enough of this
too, and I'm--

You're what?

Well, I was hired for a job,
and I'm gonna see that I do it.

That's more like it.

Now you better go up to the
hotel and clean up.

The committee'll call for you
and take you to the speaker's

platform.

Meantime, you can study
this speech.

Come on.

See you in a little while,
Colonel.

Yes.

Oh, that's you, don't you?

Cisco, why'd they all want me to
say yes when I want to say no?

But then, why didn't you tell
Johnson you weren't the Colonel

in the first place?

Because I thought Johnson was
your friend, Jack Robinson,

and well, this is different,
Cisco, and I will not lie to

those people.

Not even if it'll help them?

Cisco, you yourself told me
that a lie didn't help nobody.

But this time it may, Pancho.

Why?

Because Johnson is doing all
of this for some reason,

and I want you to help me
to find out what that reason is.

This is one of the greatest
moments in the history

of our fair town.

For here today, sitting beside
me, is your friend and mine,

the one and only, Colonel Lucky
Gonzales.

(applauding, cheering)
Citizens of Border Town,

the Colonel has decided
to settle down here.

(applauding, cheering)
And to show him how we feel

about that, I say we should ask
him to be our next marshal.

(applauding, cheering)
Judging from that, I'd say he

could name his own price.

Colonel, how about a speech?

(applause)
Gracias, amigos.

And I promise you one thing,
my dear friends.

Anything you want me to did,
I will did for you.

I am marshal.

I will promise to did everything
you want me to did.

Which one of these hombres
is Johnson?

Who wants to know?

Me.

Colonel Lucky Gonzales.

Just a minute.

(applause)
Do you want to see me?

Yes, I'm Lopez.

Manuel sent me and said I was to
get $300 to make some people

believe that I'm Colonel
Lucky Gonzales.

Well, that's Colonel Lucky
Gonzales up there.

There must be some mistake.

There's only one mistake,
and you make it now.

Now, hold on.

Look, I'm convinced you're the
man Manuel sent, but it's too

late to do anything about it.

It is never too late
for Lopez.

Wait a minute.

You shoot him now, that crowd'll
tear you apart.

They'll hang you first, and ask
questions afterwards.

The best thing to do is
discredit him.

What is this thing,
discredit?

Ask him some questions he
can't answer.

Prove he's a phony.

Ah, discredit,
she's no good.

The gun, she is much faster.

Are you gonna listen to me?

But, he's a phony.

Yes, but so are you.

Caramba.

I didn't think about this.

Okay, we use this discredit.

Yeah, this time I was in
real trouble.

I was surrounded.

There was one man in front of me
and one man in back of me,

and one man on each side.

Then I roll over, and I shoot
the man in front of me.

I roll over again, and shoot the
man in back of me,

and I was saved.

(laughing)
Oh, what happened to the men

on the two sides?

When I roll over, they shoot
each other.

(laughing)
You big phony.

Who, me?

Yes, you, you're not Colonel
Gonzales, you're just a

bueno para nada.

(argument in Spanish)
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

I understand Spanish.

This man accused the Colonel of
being an impostor, and the

Colonel challenged him
immediately to a contest, to

prove that he's Colonel
Lucky Gonzales,

the best shot, the best rider,
and the most powerful man in

all Mexico.

Isn't that what you said,
Colonel?

I did?

That's right, I did!

Senor, do you accept
the Colonel's challenge?

With pleasure.

Now folks, this is an event
to decide the star with.

The man who pulls his opponent
across this line is declared

the winner.

Now, you're both ready.

Go!

(shouting and cheering)
(laughing)

Now folks, this is to decide
who is the best shot.

I'm gonna throw the bottle up in
the air, and it must be hit

while in the air.

All right, Colonel, you first.

No, let him try first.

Hm, very well.

You first then.

Are you ready?

Go!

(gunshot, bottle breaking)
(applause)

Bottle, thank you.

You ready, Colonel?

All right, go!

(gunshot, bottle breaking)
(applause)

Folks, we'll now try the same
thing with two bottles.

Is that satisfactory to you sir?

Sure.

And to you, Colonel?

No?

No?

Yes, no.

(overlapping chatter)
Four?

Four!

You mean to tell me that you
want me to throw four bottles

up in the air?

Yes.

(overlapping chatter)
Is that all right with you,

sir?

If he can do it, I can do it.

All right, give me two
more bottles.

Are you ready?

Go!

(gunfire)
(overlapping chatter)

Uh, give me the other
four bottles.

All right, are you ready,
Colonel?

Go!

(gunfire)
(applause)

That's a fine exhibition of
marksmanship, Colonel.

You're a great man with a gun.

I'm a great man without a
gun, and if I had my way, nobody

would carry a gun.

Folks, did you hear what the
Colonel just said?

Now, that makes sense to me.

What do you say we all turn in
our guns?

Okay men, let's turn in the
guns.

You heard what the Colonel said.

Sure, I heard.

Well then, why don't you get
rid of your gun?

Leave my gun alone.

Oh, you don't believe in the
laws of this town, huh?

Sure, I believe in it.

But, I am not going to abide by
it, because this Colonel Lucky

Gonzales is a phony.

Cisco--
Steady, Colonel.

We can work this out.

You heard the Colonel,
now give me that gun.

I'm going to get rid of my
gun when you get rid of yours.

What are you talking about?

You know what I'm talking
about.

Why, you!

Thank you.

All right, Colonel,
you're in business.

Oh, say, by the way, you'd
better keep my card.

You may need it, huh?

(laughing)
You know, Cisco?

I'm sorry you are the first
customer.

I don't mind it.

Cisco, there is something
I don't understand.

Why you telling me to say I'm
Colonel Gonzales, and then you

tell all the people I'm
make believe.

Wait a minute, Pancho,
I'll explain--

No, don't explain, Cisco.

I'm all mixed up, my head go
around like a windmill.

Just stay where you are,
make yourself to home.

He pulled a fast one.

What are we gonna do
about it?

Same thing we did about all
the others.

People have a habit of
forgetting dead lawmen,

in a hurry.

Don't look at me.

Any hombre that can shoot four
little bitsy bottles with one

gun can't miss a big Lopez
like me.

Getting rid of them, marshal,
we have one factor to reckon

with.

That's the love that the people
of this town have for the man.

Believe me, if he shows up
dead, the natives around here

aren't gonna rest until the
murderer of the beloved here

is brought to justice.

We have a problem.

Pancho, I want to
congratulate you.

This is the best jail I've
been in.

Yeah, and we don't got a lot
of sheriffs running in and out

all over the place, and we can
eat peaceless.

(footsteps)
Sh, somebody's coming.

Wait a minute, Pancho, I'm
supposed to be in there.

Oh yeah, I forgot, Cisco.

Marshal, Johnson wants to
see you right away.

See me?

You mean, leave me here, and
take my eye off of this

dangerous desperado?

I'll look after him for you.

All right, but you be
careless, he's a very dangerous

hombre.

I'll take my chances.

From what I can gather, you seem
to have it in for the marshal.

Why shouldn't I?

How'd you like to even things
up?

What way?

Kill him off.

Fat chance I have in this
cell, and with no gun.

Oh, that's where I come in.

I can get the keys and let you
out, and give you a shooting

eye, if you're interested.

Well?

If you do a nice job, there's
$500 in it.

Why are you so interested in
getting rid of the marshal?

Oh, I, uh...

I've sort of had my eye on the
marshal's job for some time now.

Who's putting up the money
for the payoff?

Never mind, you wanna do it,
or don't you?

Sure, sure I'll do it.

I'll see to it that the
marshal is at Devil's Rock

within the hour.

That's just north of town, over
by the border.

Hey, wait a minute.

What about the payoff?

After you finish the job,
meet me at Devil's Rock.

Gun.

This is the best job I ever
had, Mr. Johnson.

Marshal, a couple of
smugglers were seen trying to

sneak across the border up near
Devil's Rock.

They were?

Your move, Mr. Johnson.

Didn't you hear what the man
said?

Yeah, they will sneak back
across again, it's your move.

But marshal, all your
wonderful friends are looking to

you to maintain law and order.

They are?

Yes, come on, you don't have
any time to waste.

Maybe you probably like to go
with me.

Oh no, no, that's your
department.

Then I'll organize a posse--
A posse?

The great Colonel Gonzales,
organize a posse?

Gonzales, who singlehandedly
captured 10,000 men?

Nonsense, you go out there
alone, Colonel, show them

what you're made of.

Everybody knows what I'm
made of.

But Cisco--
Sh, Pancho.

I've come here to get the
smugglers.

And I came here to kill you.

But, Cisco--
We're being watched.

I've got to kill you.

But, Cisco!

Now look, when I shoot you,
fall down.

Now, get up.

(gunshot)
You stay here and play dead.

I'm going to town to see if I
can get to the bottom of this

payoff.

Now, you follow me in about
ten minutes.

Hey, Cisco?

What?

Don't get the badge dirty.

Lay down.

You get him?

He's not moving.

Ah, good.

$500 for killing the marshal
ain't bad.

Put up your hands.

We heard that conversation.

So, you're the one who's been
killing off our marshals.

You two, drop your guns.

No, you drop yours.

Oh, so that's how it works,
huh?

Yes, that's how it works.

Too bad you tried to beat the
combination.

Tie him up, we'll take him back
to town.

The citizens will be anxious to
meet the killer of their beloved

Colonel Gonzales.

Get moving.

Stranger.

(overlapping chatter)
Gentlemen, I am sorry to say

I have a most regrettable
announcement to make.

Our great friend, Colonel
Gonzales has been killed.

Killed?

(angry shouting)
Yes.

But fortunately, we were able to
capture his killer.

The same man who murdered our
other marshals.

Here he is, and he's all yours.

(overlapping chatter)
(snoring)

Loco, I've been sleeping for
a long distances.

Cisco wants me back in town in
ten minutes.

(overlapping chatter)
Throw a rope up over that

tree, boys, come on.

That's it.

Come on, who's got the rope
here?

Who's got a rope here?

Some of you boys get on the
other side of Jackson here.

Lopez, when the time is
right, I'll tell the good

citizens how you helped me
capture the Colonel's killer.

Then I'm sure they won't have
any objections to your being

our next marshal.

In fact--
Hey, it's the marshal!

Wait a minute, looks like
we've been double-crossed.

Colonel Gonzales, I thought
you were dead, and thought

this man killed you.

That is not true.

Cisco's my good friend.

Johnson is the man you want, he
killed all the marshals.

He tried to do the same thing
to me, but Cisco was too smart

for him.

Untie me, Pancho.

Greg--
Pancho, take care of

this one.

Hey, not so fast.

In other words, this Lopez
was supposed to be the phony

Colonel Gonzales, and Johnson
was going to work with him and

take over the town, eh?

Yes, that's right, thank you.

What does that make you, Pancho?

Well, I guess that make me
just a make believe,

and I'm sorry.

Well, don't you be sorry,
because we still love you.

You do?

We sure do.

Yeah, we'd still like to have
you for our marshal.

Oh, well!

No-- well, maybe this can--
Oh, no you don't.

You get in enough trouble
without being a marshal.

Yeah, Cisco, you help some
too.

This is who that man?

That's Jack Robinson.

Oh, Cisco!

Oh, Pancho.

(laughing)
Goodbye, amigos!

See you soon!

(laughing)